03-19-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Podcast Summary

Episode Title: FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
Release Date: March 19, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogan
• Brett Toledo
• Dick Toledo

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Introduction

In the March 19, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on 98 KUPD, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Brett Toledo, and Dick Toledo engage in a lively and provocative conversation covering a diverse range of topics. The episode blends humor, conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and current events, aiming to entertain and challenge their Arizona-based audience.

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Building Dust and Conspiracy Theories ([00:47] - [10:29])

The show kicks off with Brett Toledo humorously accusing Dick Toledo of being an "agent of Satan" ([00:43]). This light-hearted banter segues into a discussion about mysterious dust in their office building, leading Brett and Brady to speculate that the dust might be asbestos or black mold. Brett suggests that the building's construction materials could be toxic, comparing it to Saddam's palace.

• Notable Quote:
  "I think the walls are made of cancer and agent orange and whatever else you could find that'll mustard gas is all through here." — Brett Toledo [02:17]

They delve into the oddities of prolonged construction work, reminiscing about Brett's father's projects like the Superdome and questioning why it took four years to grind up a neighboring building.

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JFK Assassination and Conspiracy Theories ([10:49] - [17:06])

Brett shares his fascination with the JFK assassination, expressing skepticism towards mainstream conspiracy theories. He discusses the recent release of 80,000 pages of unredacted documents by the Trump administration and laments that no one will actually read them.

• Notable Quote:
  "I've been into the JFK assassination for so long and like, not knowing and sort of being the one person that believes the conspiracy is conspiracy." — Brett Toledo [11:06]

The hosts critique the public's and media's tendency to oversimplify and misinterpret these documents, highlighting figures like Alex Jones who might distort the information further.

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Space Missions and Technological Advancements ([21:03] - [32:07])

The conversation shifts to recent achievements in space technology, with a focus on SpaceX's successful missions. Brett and Brady express awe at the precision of unmanned rocket landings and compare the public's indifference to these milestones with the excitement surrounding other technological feats.

• Notable Quote:
  "With pinpoint precision. We have the technology now to bring something back unmanned and float it back right to the exact spot soft as a feather and place itself in Florida." — Brett Toledo [20:26]

They discuss the physiological effects of long-term space missions on astronauts, referencing Scott Kelly and Frank Rubio's extended stays and their subsequent physical changes upon return.

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Food Poisoning and Celebrity Anecdotes ([32:07] - [56:35])

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Brett's anecdote about experiencing what he believes to be food poisoning after eating a bad hot dog. He and Brady debate the authenticity of his symptoms, incorporating humorous takes on celebrity incidents like Tracy Morgan's alleged food poisoning experiences.

• Notable Quote:
  "I've had a couple bouts of it. You don't get better that day. You just don't feel good for a while." — Brett Toledo [32:07]

The discussion touches on public skepticism regarding celebrity accounts of illness and the broader implications of how such stories are perceived.

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Racism and Social Interactions ([56:35] - [122:15])

Brett delves into a sensitive and comedic discussion about racism, particularly in the context of his new interracial relationship. He shares fears of inadvertently making racist remarks due to his upbringing in a racially insensitive environment.

• Notable Quote:
  "I'm so worried that racism lives in me because of what I was always around as a kid." — Brett Toledo [52:22]

The hosts explore themes of internalized racism, accidental slurs, and the challenges of interracial relationships. The conversation is marked by self-deprecation, humor, and a candid exploration of sensitive topics.

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Execution and Last Meals ([84:32] - [155:15])

One of the major segments focuses on the execution process in Arizona, highlighting last meal requests and final song selections. The hosts engage in a fictional and darkly comedic simulation of choosing final meals and songs for each other.

• Notable Quotes:
  "Brett chose meat Sandwich because Brett's not on that slab. He would never get executed for a crime." — Brett Toledo [83:28]
  "Brady chose Another One Bites the Dust by Queen as his final song to ever hear in life." — John Holmberg [140:14]

This segment blends humor with dark themes, showcasing the hosts' ability to tackle serious topics in an irreverent manner.

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Rock Wars and Musical Competitions ([84:32] - [157:00])

The hosts introduce "Rock Wars," a musical competition where listeners can vote on their favorite songs. They discuss their favorite bands, upcoming musical events, and engage in playful competition over song choices.

• Notable Quote:
  "Rock Wars is a little explore new songs and he is tossing up what he wants, what he wants." — Brett Toledo [107:21]

The segment is characterized by enthusiastic debates, humorous critiques, and an engaging call to action for listener participation.

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Advertisements and Promotions

Throughout the episode, the hosts seamlessly integrate advertisements and promotions for various sponsors:

• ActiRideShop.com for bike needs and accessories.
• AllProShadeConcepts.com for patio shades.
• ReactDefense.com for self-defense training seminars.

These promotions are presented organically within the conversation, maintaining the show's flow without disrupting content.

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Closing Remarks and Sign-Offs

In the final minutes, the hosts recap upcoming events like Rock Wars and the NHRA Arizona Nationals. They encourage listener engagement through emails and social media, maintaining a friendly and interactive tone.

• Notable Quote:
  "Have a great Wednesday, Phoenix. See you tomorrow right here in the morning Sickness." — Brett Toledo [155:15]

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Conclusion

The March 19, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" exemplifies the show's blend of humor, irreverence, and bold discussions. From conspiracy theories and space missions to the nuances of racism and the theatrics of executions, the hosts deliver a dynamic and entertaining two-and-a-half-hour show designed to engage, provoke thought, and entertain their listeners.

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brett Toledo]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. We're off and running for a glorious, beautiful Wednesday. As the weather starts to get going again, we got to start feeling it. All good about it. Start snorting and sniffing. There's something in this building. Brady and I both for the last two weeks would come in here just fine. I just sneezed for about 45 minutes. It's in the building. Brett, your allergies are not outside. We can't stop blaming the wind. It is asbestos dust. Yeah, whatever they built Saddam's palace here out of, I am allergic to it because I'm fine until I walk in here. Whatever the cleaning crew snorts off of our desks because I tell you right now, they're not vacuuming anything. Something brewing.

[Toledo]

They must be treating that couch.

[Brett Toledo]

It's also down the hall. I open the office door down the hall and immediately I'm like. Like I was fine two seconds ago. So, yeah, we'll all end up with some sort of a.

[Toledo]

This black mold.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, some sort of a miner's lung from the stupid building. That looks good, but I don't think it's. I think this thing was built with. If it was an illegal thing and we got it for cheap, they used it. I think the walls are made of cancer and agent orange and whatever else you could find that'll mustard gas is all through here.

[Toledo]

Can only imagine what the Project's like in back of us there.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, my God, the thing. They just ground that building up for four years. There's a reason they didn't just tear the building next to us down. And they spent four years grinding it up. And when we say that, we would look out the window for four years. They didn't just knock the. And it was a pretty new building to begin with.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it was.

[Brett Toledo]

We don't know something about this. They knocked it down and then they just ground it up and made a mound of old building out of rocks and rubble. Then they ground that up into a fine, like, pulp.

[Toledo]

Then it just. The ebb and flow, like, okay, it looks like they're done. Then all of a sudden they grind down in the dark. Walking back again.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, night workers. And they're. Yeah, they're back. They went away for about eight months. And then. And then there's a mound of ground up building that they just moved over there. Like, they can't throw it away. There's something horrible going on behind us. And these poor guys in these orange vests we see every morning walking to work.

[Brady Bogan]

It took them long enough, too. That is definitely four years.

[Brett Toledo]

Something going on to knock a building down and then nobody touch it. Why? Why can't we clean this up and just put a new building up? Good Christ. Are you crazy? We can't touch that stuff. It's nuclear, man.

[Toledo]

I don't understand. If they stumbled upon like a T. Rex or a mammoth or something.

[Brett Toledo]

Look, my dad's company. My dad's company built the Superdome back in the day. And his old boss. When I was a little kid, my dad's boss name was Jimmy Richards, and he was from DK to Georgia. He would always tell a story about. We went. We built that Superdome. First week we was on it, we uncovered some treasure chests. Like what? Yeah, we was digging around down knowledge with treasure chests come up and we're like, my God. It delayed the progress on the building so much. They had to play the super bowl in Tulane. And it's. The Steelers played the. I didn't even remember that. Well, I was too young. But Steelers played the Vikings in Tulane is supposed to be in the Superdome. They were like nine months behind. Why Treasure chest. So we got to. We got to work in eight months after we get back on the job, find some more treasure chests. We kept those. I'm like, was there anything in it? We just didn't tell nobody. Max.

[Brady Bogan]

Breaking them things open.

[Brett Toledo]

If you find anything, an archaeological find, they stop Everything. And then dudes show up with feathers and start dusting the earth for eight months. But I know they didn't do that because they were working there every day, just moving the mounds of death. I was around construction my whole youth. Then my dad's companies built big projects. Never once did my dad go, we're going to be. Every time he'd say, hey, we're moving. It was an 18 month job because that's how long it takes him to build the thing. So when he was, you know, one of the worker bees and the project managers and stuff, he'd be like, hey, we're. We're finishing up West Virginia Stadium. We're moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico to build. @ the time, it was a computer chip plant. It was the most amazing technology ever. Never once did they tear an old building down, grind it up for four years and then start the building. He built the civic center down here. The reason we moved to Phoenix, they tore the old one down. You know how they tore it down? Clint Eastwood filmed the movie. They had a. And they tore it down by just shooting up downtown Phoenix and blowing up buildings.

[Toledo]

After the Gauntlet.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. For Dirty Harry movie, it's. They drive downtown and where they had to build a walking bridge between the two places they were connecting the old to the new. They had to wreck a bunch of stuff. And Holly, you know, Clint calls up, I understand you're going to tear down some of Phoenix. And they're like, yep, we'll take it. And he just drives on and they blow up stuff for the movie and then they act like it's part of the movie. Well, he was part of that. You know what they did right after that? Got some shovels, scooped it up and started building. Never once did it get ground up for four years. Like this building next to us that gives us, you know, the dust aids that we have. Every time I get close to this place.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't they have that like one of the freeways here or something? They found some stuff and then it got delayed.

[Brett Toledo]

101.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

It was right off price. And I was in college at the time, and I had an instructor. We were in a. An archeology class. Oh, yeah, I took that at mcc. What a waste of everyone's money.

[Brady Bogan]

Indiana Holmberg. Now, what is this?

[Brett Toledo]

Indiana Holmberg Community College? Like, why? What archaeologists come out of McC? This. Well, we found something pretty major here. It's like your bomb.

[Toledo]

Keep dusting.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. The only thing you've ever dusted in your life is, you know, maybe your Apartment. But I went to most of. Nobody at MCC was going to be a great archaeologist. But we got to go when they found that stuff to the archaeological dig and see it. And they had done some. It was right off Price and Southern, and that freeway wasn't there yet. And they were trying to build it, and they worked around these guys who dug this little hole. And you know what they found? Two pots, like, some broken native pottery and then, like, teeth.

[Toledo]

Then strung them up on the 51.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. And then they said, these are gonna look great. And then. You know what's crazy about that? That was all native land. So they had this area cordoned off. That was probably. It had to be like a square mile. It was a lot. It was a big space. And they're dustin. There's dudes in there dusting and dirt and. And stuff. And that whole. You're telling me that whole entire freeway after that, they didn't find anything else that had.

[Toledo]

Nope.

[Brett Toledo]

Nobody said a word. They're like, some dude reported it, and then nobody said anything.

[Toledo]

How many pots?

[Brady Bogan]

So somebody's jug of fire water fell off a horse and broke, and they just.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, they found the original. Years ago, they found the original Budweiser can. It's mine. And they're like, no, no, no. It's ancient. I don't think so. That my great grandfather. Yeah. This guy says, I'm. I'm baffled at how you could have been around construction your whole youth and you can't hang a bike rack on your garage wall. Armand. Armand. It baffles me. And what's more baffling is my dad was in charge of these things. He's about as handy. He knows how to do stuff. It's just. It's awful shame. Yeah. Oh, he's terrible at building things. He's blueprints and boss and stuff. And he. You know, I think it's because you give him a big project. He knows what to do. He's just terrible at it. And then passing it down to me, he was. He always made me so afraid of the tools, the saws and the. Almost terrifying. I wasn't allowed to touch anything. So I grew up some other guys doing, like, excellent work. And also, why would he ever teach some kid how to do it when he had three dudes that he could call at any time and say, hey, I need this, this, and this done. And it was. It would happen like a day. Like, in a day. What would have taken me months to learn. Three dudes from his construction site would come by, give him some extra money and some beer, and they would do a little project around the house. It was easy.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, didn't you say he built a Chinese restaurant pergola in your backyard?

[Brett Toledo]

The pergola was. He and I together. I. I handled giving. I was the guy. I was the nurse hammer. And I'd give him a hammer wrench. What? Why? Which one? God damn it. And then he'd get up, and he'd get it himself. So I never learned vice grips, which are those? The ones with the screwy thing in the bottom. God damn it. And then he just grabbing himself, and I'm like, I don't know what's what. You won't teach me. So I just stood there with, like, a tray of stuff, and he'd reach back and get it. I didn't learn a thing. And he built the biggest, dumbest, ugliest Chinese pergola in our backyard.

[Toledo]

He throw the crescent wrench at you now. That's how you learn.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, he did. There was times when he's just like. I dropped it once, and we took the weekend off. I had the. Like this. These are the things I'm gonna need. Stay behind me.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a Christmas story. Fudge.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. It was very fudge worth, but I. But no. At least in a Christmas story, somebody bumped something. I just wasn't paying attention, and I turned and just spilled, like, bolts and everything. God damn it. Go inside. And I'm like, all right. I did. And then he comes in, just huffing and puffing and sweating. We'll get back to this another time. It was the sturdiest Chinese pergola of all time. Because he built it like it was still there.

[Toledo]

They can't remove it.

[Brett Toledo]

I think you need teams of Chinese men. It's the. It's the Great Wall. It was overkill because he built big buildings. He didn't do little projects around us. That's not handy. He didn't know how to build a spice rack. You know, to build a stadium. You don't teach a kid that.

[Toledo]

Just the pride of finishing it and then showing.

[Brett Toledo]

And my mom hated it. Painted it barn red. It was awful.

[Toledo]

Anyway, that is horrible.

[Brett Toledo]

Whatever's going on next door, I'm. You know, I should. We should probably. We're all going to have a Camp Lejeune story from that building next door.

[Toledo]

Brady mesh all over our.

[Brett Toledo]

Kirby's kids. Your grandkids that you'll never meet will be just loaded with lumps and tumors. Hopefully, AI solved it by then, because we're all Bringing sick around here.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you work for KUPD? Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Did you ever drive by 52nd street in McDowell from the years of 2016 to today?

[Toledo]

Just more Instagram postings.

[Brett Toledo]

For what?

[Toledo]

Of people. Deformed people.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yeah. For you. You'd be excited.

[Brady Bogan]

More videos.

[Brett Toledo]

You do love that. But we'll be gone by then. I hope that's true. Long dead from whatever that dusk was next door. But they'll finish. There'll be hundreds of guys dead and buried because of whatever that thing is. It is bad around here. Also yesterday, I, as in, you know, I have to call myself the world's biggest hypocrite when it comes to this. I have been into the JFK assassination for so long and like, not knowing and sort of being the one person that believes the conspiracy is conspiracy. Not that I'm not for conspiracy theories, but I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did this by himself, with funding. Like, there were people behind it that talked him into it. But I've always thought you're probably the only shooter. Like, it makes sense to me that, you know, we wanted it to be so much bigger. Somebody said that once, and I was like, that makes most sense. When the world and the people in it can't believe that it can be altered by one. Nobody, Some. Nobody shoots the most powerful man in the world and alters the course of history. We just don't want to believe that Some do nothing. Nobody is capable of rattling the entire planet the way that happens. So it needs to be a bigger deal. It needs to be Cuba. It needs to be. There has to be huge players involved. Can't just be some guy who decided to do it. And I think we don't like to accept that one person can alter all that stuff. So I've always kind of leaned towards Lee Harvey's alone, but there were people at play that. That put him in that position. He shot alone. 80,000 pages unredacted. Released yesterday by the Trump administration.

[Brady Bogan]

How much did you read?

[Brett Toledo]

None. Nobody will. It's the Bible. Everybody just waits for somebody to tell them what it means. Not a soul's movie. Nobody. Exactly. Nobody. Everybody who is into it.

[Toledo]

Where do I start?

[Brett Toledo]

Even, like, JFK's grandson, or I don't know which one he is. He was like, I can't believe they did this. Well, when they find out what's in there. And I'm like, well, you could read it. I'm never going to do that. It's your own family. Nobody's going to read this. Now we're at the Mercy of whoever does. Take the time to read it, interpret it, and tell us what it is to have it. Have meaning. They'll find a couple of things and then you'll hear jackasses. Well, I read it. You read all 80,000 pages of that bull. Nobody will.

[Brady Bogan]

Alex Jones will. He's got nothing better going on but bringing him back.

[Brett Toledo]

He's already nuts. Here's what you need to know. Like if you're listening to Alex Jones new bot, he probably will get some of it right. Oh yeah, but his interpretation is going to be crazy. It's to me, it's, it's the same as the Bible, the Quran and everything else. Everybody says, oh, it's the most important thing. Nobody's actually ever sat down and read it, understood it, went back, read it again if it's this important to you. This should have been exciting. Not a soul, not a soul took the time to go something for AI. Nobody's going to leaf through it and then AI is going to tell you, well, I got 20,000 page dissertation on your 80,000 page stuff. You're not reading that either. AI, could you just break it down in a couple of sentences? What I need to know about this.

[Toledo]

Just to ask you questions.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, and that's part of the deal with government paperwork, is that they bog you down with stuff they know you're never gonna read, that they gave 200,000 pages on the Pat Tillman thing to his family and said, we dare you to get through this. Well, they did and found out it was all lies and still got away with it because nobody else is gonna see if that's real or not. Nobody's going through that again. Nobody will read these 80,000 pages. And if. And somebody will email me and you know what they're gonna tell us this. You're not gonna do it though. So don't get all fired up like you're part of this. You're waiting for whoever you believe most of the time, Rachel Maddow or Sean Hannity, whichever side you're on, to tell you what it means and then bark it out in some sort of story later. You're never gonna tell. You're never gonna say a thing. You're never go. You're going to wait for your team to interpret and then tell you what it is and then you'll fight. Oh, they're liars over there. They believe this. And I go, okay, nobody read it. I don't want to hear it. But I'm right there with you and I'll probably forget this conversation in a couple years going, you know, when they released all that stuff, it said we're all going to be slaves to whomever says those 80,000 pages have this.

[Toledo]

People be quoting it like Bible verses.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, right. Oh, yeah. People. Yeah. Nobody's read that.

[Toledo]

Pull one thing out.

[Brett Toledo]

There's been like eight guys total since it came out. There's been like eight people who have sat down and read the Bible. Eight maybe, total. Most people are like, did you read it? Yeah. What did you think of this? And that's what you used to do with book reports later. Oh, yeah. And then they give you a little thing. You kind of go, okay, I gotta remember that because I haven't read it.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there Cliff Notes or the thing on the back of the book, the 80,000 pages?

[Brett Toledo]

If you have read it, you don't understand it. You don't at all. You had to have somebody tell you what it means. And that's. That doesn't mean it was the most important book in my life. It's the most important thing I've ever. Have you read it? Well, no. No. I go to church and they tell me what it means. I'm like, okay, so you never actually sat down, read the most important thing in your life? It's too hard. It's too hard.

[Toledo]

Paul is a compilation of letters to the Ephesians.

[Brett Toledo]

You learn that. You learned that from someone else. You didn't sit down and go, wow, it really is. You just took that person's word so you didn't have to do any of the work. You're not going to sit down page by page and go through that thing. Impossible. Everybody says, I've read the Bible. Did you get it? Well, no. If you've read that thing, it's impossible to understand. The words don't even make sense. Like, yeah, no. So you just go to somebody who says they've read it and they tell you what it means to them, and then you just take on that. Same with the JFK stuff. There's so much about it. And somebody will email me and tell me, oh, this guy says, john, I just had chat. GPT read it and it told me it was Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick. Yeah, that's. I'm fine with that, Steve. I think that's. I think that's. I'd rather have that. I'd rather have that. Anybody says, you say 80 pages to me, I'm probably out. All 80 pages were released. I'm like, ugh, that's like an hour.

[Toledo]

I'm good with waiting for my team to come up with the synopsis.

[Brady Bogan]

When's the movie?

[Brett Toledo]

And then we. Bitch. Media just. You know what? It's all fake information. Yeah. When's the 80,000 page JFK movie? You know, we already watched it. Oliver Stone made a movie that. He made half of it up. It was. Most of it was a soap opera.

[Toledo]

And there are a couple of added characters.

[Brett Toledo]

There's loads. Well, there were amalgamations of, like, eight people into one character, like, he took care of. So we didn't have to introduce, like, 10 or 12 people he took care of, you know, bonking out a few and making Donald Sutherland's character more of a. That was. What was so brilliant about Austin Powers is that they had a character named Exposition. Nobody caught onto that. His name was Basil Exposition. So when the story got a little convoluted, Basil came on and said, all right, everybody, here's what's going on. And that's exactly what Donald Sutherland's character wasn't. Jfk. It's like, there's a lot going on. We can't introduce you to 10 more people, but we can make one guy, those 10 people, you know, and we'll have him give a big speech, an exposition of all the things that you think you followed and haven't, and then that'll jet us forward to the ending. JFK was mostly made up. Ask someone about my age about the JFK assassination, and they'll bring up Clay Bertrand, they'll bring up David Ferry. Like, you watched the movie, didn't you? Oh, yeah. That was your history lesson. Yep. Half of that was all made up. And it was. And it. It made that courtroom that Kevin Costner was in, which was a small little trial they had in New Orleans that got attention because he was trying to. He was nuts. The dude that was. The dude Kevin Costner played was just Don Quixote gonna try to get someone convicted so the government would admit there was something there. And they didn't. Tommy Lee Jones's character, if you pay attention at the end, gets off, and then Kevin Costner's looking at the camera going, you have the power to release the files. Well, they did, and nobody cares. They released them. You know what else nobody cared about yesterday, which is, again, we're completely incapable of shock and awe and admiration for technology. They went up two days ago, picked up a couple astronauts who've been up there for 10 months and dumped them in the Gulf of America yesterday. And it was beautiful. I don't. I. Jay at tactical Black was saying, did you watch the rocket return? And I'm like, did they catch it with the chopsticks again? He goes, no. They decided in the middle of that, it's like, let's just see if it'll land where it took off. And they told it to go back. And with pinpoint precision. We have the technology now to bring something back unmanned and float it back right to the exact spot soft as a feather and place itself in Florida. And nobody's passing out America. We still argue over whether it's worth. People are mad at Elon Musk burning up Tesla dealerships and stuff when we should for one moment all be American and go, that was American ingenuity at its finest. What we did with this SpaceX thing the other day, that is spectacular. Shoot two dudes up, we will go get them. It's like, it's an uber ride.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Waymo in space.

[Brett Toledo]

It's Waymo. And we're like, nah, I don't care. It is unreal. I watched that thing 12 times yesterday. I was rewinding the NASA app, just watching this over and over. Like that is remarkable stuff.

[Toledo]

So did they fix the Boeing, the engines, or was it. It was SpaceX that. Weren't they supposed to go up there and pick it up and then.

[Brett Toledo]

What are you talking about the astronauts.

[Toledo]

That splashed down yesterday?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that's who they picked up.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it. You know, I was, I was surprised too, because it said that splashed down. I didn't see any of the video.

[Brett Toledo]

What do you mean? You're supply. We're surprised by that. That's how we land them.

[Toledo]

I thought in the water. I thought they were coming back.

[Brett Toledo]

No, the Star Rider.

[John Holmberg]

The Star rider was sent back on starliner?

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, the. Yeah, because the, the capsule that comes back still comes back. The old fashioned.

[John Holmberg]

They sent up a new capsule to get them. That's what he's talking about. They sent up a whole new thing.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, because the other two had to live at the. They were there for eight days and then stayed for 10 months. That's a bad house guest.

[Toledo]

Do you see the effects? The body?

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, it's amazing. Baby feet was my favorite one. Baby feet is where you're in zero gravity long enough that your feet are just like, well, you don't need me anymore. And it just, they just get real super soft and then your bones don't matter. So when you're trying to walk again, it's like walking on glass.

[Toledo]

Your vision gets blurry as your eyeball. Eyeballs start to flatten from fluid.

[Brett Toledo]

All your body, all your bodily fluid goes up instead of down. So it's floating around in your eyes and your brain. It's neat. They had Mark Kelly's brother Scott on TV yesterday and I had to hear that in the middle of watching that.

[Kirby]

That looks just like the Arizona guy.

[Brett Toledo]

All right, enough. They're twins. Oh, all right. The news is on. The adults are talking and yeah, they had. He was talking about that because he was up there for almost a year and he came back and it took him months to re acclimate. He was taller. He was like two and a half inches taller. His heart changed size.

[Toledo]

It was crazy because the Russian cosmonaut holds the overall record. So Frank Rubio was up there for 371 straight days. 2022.

[Brett Toledo]

Scott Kelly was there for like 350. It's. It's a long haul. I don't want to be up there.

[Toledo]

Cosmonaut was 437 straight days.

[Brady Bogan]

You get a better looking broad up there with him, though.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't think he was up there with a broad brain.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man.

[Brett Toledo]

He had a female.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's hope you're better than this one. Yeah, that poor guy. Ten months.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes.

[Toledo]

That door popped open and Sunita Williams just shot out.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. An afronaut. That's what we call it. For Brett's sake. And we're gonna. The reason I tease this is because I've got one of my favorite emails that's ever rolled in here, basically asking Brett for help. Well, in a weird way, it's not really. It's. You're, you're going to love this. This is directed. So just if there was an arrow and a bullseye, it would hit directly into your. This is hilarious. This email will make Brett laugh, I'll tell you that. That's coming up. I promise you. You're gonna sit back and giggle at this like crazy, but yeah, I'm. I, I, Yeah. Like we used to be a country. I know this sounds. It sounds like back in my day. It is true. But we used to be a place where something like this would make us all go, you know what, for all our differences and stuff, this is one great place. We did this. We, we have the capability within a couple of days of going and uber riding people out of space and coming back. We don't even marvel at it. We got bored with the space shuttle Challenger for Earth space shuttles for a while. A couple of them blew up. We got interested again. But like, that thing was. It's an airplane that goes out of the. And burns back up and comes back, and we could use it over and over again. It's 3,600 degrees coming back into the planet, and this thing can take multiple shots, and if there's a hairline crack, it disintegrates. And we manage this constantly. And everybody's like, I don't care. We're just idiots. It's just. It was such a cool deal, and it's changed. Like, what? You don't realize how much it's gonna change everything we do because of this kind of stu. Because of the speed in which we can get from here to there and all. It's changing everything in the next 30.

[Toledo]

Years, more people standing outside of windows, looking at TV monitors or stores, stopping.

[Brett Toledo]

Whatever they're doing, crying, watching it, holding each other, going, this is beautiful. Like, we brought back a couple of. This is amazing. And I think it's because we all became skeptical of what the hell's going on up there. Nobody knows why astronauts go up to space. It used to be. That is one reason to be. Like, we used to, like, they're going to the moon. We're gonna see if there's stuff on the moon. And then we went up there a few times. Like, I'm kind of bored with this. I don't think they're gonna find anything. But we do when we go explore. But now we don't really know what they're doing.

[Toledo]

There's three or four companies that can do it now, and, like, most of.

[Brett Toledo]

The time, it's satellites. But whenever there's a. Do you know what they're doing on the space station at all? Me neither. And it's been up there for, like, a long time. To me, it's. It screams when. When this finally explodes down here, there'll be a spot for elite human beings. Like, they're making it livable for the 20 people they're gonna restart humanity with somewhere else.

[Toledo]

You should maybe think, like, imagine you're there. We're in this building the whole time. You can't go out.

[Brett Toledo]

Horrible. Oh, horrible. With the same people. Oh, you, me, Sean Knight. We love Sean. Give him heat.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I built Sean. Ed. I mean, Fitz.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Moynihan, McFeely. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

GPT chat.

[Brett Toledo]

GPT. Oh, my God. And we'd bring all that gay with us. Katie. KB Would be floating around like a gay bar. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Atmosphere. No, I'm. I'm busting out.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm breaking the door.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me out.

[Brett Toledo]

Yep, I'm walking. Yep, I'm walking. I'm. I'm packaging. You see me with a hobo stick. Where are you going? Like, anywhere but here. Anywhere. You're right. It's the size of this building. It's floating around. We're like, ah, Christmas. Ed needs something. I gotta go talk to Ed for a while. He's gonna tell me something. Hi, Ed. Everything's fine. I like Ed. But every day with Ed, every day down there with Jill trying to work from home every three days. I mean, this is just impossible.

[Brady Bogan]

Imagine how many gay parades we'd have in an amount of time.

[Brett Toledo]

Never ending. Like it's another holiday for you guys. Can we. And then we'd have to. You know what happened? We'd cut off half the hallway. We'd segregate the building. There'd be a war. There'd be a battle. We'd have a fight because we're like, I'm so sick and tired, you, rainbows wandering up and down my hallway. Stay on your own side.

[Toledo]

We lost Brett. He went to the other side.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not happening. Brett's jumping out the airlock.

[Brett Toledo]

I'll tell you this.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's jumping out the airlock.

[Brett Toledo]

Dustin starts walking around in those bikinis After a while, you're like, you know what? Dustin looks pretty good if he walks. If he rainbows by one more time, I might jump in there. I don't worry about all that space oil, but that dude's always, always prepared. Anyway, it's pretty. And we executed a guy last night. Nobody cares about that either. Yeah, Arizona killed a guy last night.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a guy that was trying to get killed for a while.

[Toledo]

Was Troy there on that one?

[Brett Toledo]

You know what? I don't know. I don't know if Troy. Troy's been a four.

[Toledo]

He was going to one.

[Brett Toledo]

This might be it. We haven't done it for.

[Toledo]

It's gotta be it.

[Brett Toledo]

Two years. So this is it. Yeah. They lethally injected a dude last night for murdering folks in 2002. His name's Ted Price. We killed him last night.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, funny, I watched the news this morning even, and I didn't even hear about it.

[Brett Toledo]

This guy says every. The father from some church said every person deserves a chance at redemption. And then you read what the guy did, and you're like, nah, this one doesn't. Not this one, father. Sorry about that.

[Kirby]

Wrong.

[Brett Toledo]

He'd get redemption with that whole thing you guys do, where he gets redeemed by your great redeemer somewhere else. I'm not redeeming him. It doesn't mean we all have to be on board that you can believe that, but do that in your own world. Yeah, he was. I forget what the guy did. He. He was a murderer. I know that, but they were. The whole thing doesn't even tell you what the dude did. The whole article and all this stuff is all about, like, should we have done this? Is this bad? I don't think so. I think a guy killed some people and he did it in an ugly way. It was for the murder of. Oh, it was the murder of Ted Price. This is the guy scheduled for Aaron Gunches. He's the one who did. Ted Price was the guy he killed. But the whole thing is like. It goes into like, the church and everything. So nobody even says, did he deserve it? Oh, it's not. It hadn't happened yet. It's gonna be at 10 this morning. Oh, okay. I thought usually they do that, like midnight. So when I saw it, I'm like, oh, they must be killing him overnight. They're gonna kill him this afternoon. So if you're listening. See ya. We'll try to put on a great last show. Wouldn't it be great if his last request was, I just want to hear the morning sickness one more time. You got it. And you know what's great? We're probably gonna bleed over to like 10:10. You're gonna miss the end.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe Sean and I can do a live broadcast out there.

[Brett Toledo]

We'll send Sean up there. What are they giving him? Right? They're giving him some lethal cocktail. Sean. Yeah. So 10:00 this morning, we're gonna ice a dude. So if he's out there listening right now eating his. I don't know what you do when they kill you in the morning. Do you have your final breakfast?

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's whatever you want.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, your last night is. But I mean.

[Toledo]

Or maybe it's the night before, then.

[Brett Toledo]

You don't eat again. What are they worried about aspiration? They're killing you.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I guess it would be whatever time of day.

[Brett Toledo]

Like if you were getting murdered.

[Toledo]

I can only have snacks in the afternoon.

[Brett Toledo]

You're murdered at brunch. Does your last meal have to be like, I'll just have some. I'll have a charcuterie, but just a little. What would your. Like if you're getting killed at 10 in the morning? I know you. You're very specific to like, it's breakfast time. We're gonna eat breakfast. Yeah. Well, you would probably have French toast. And like, if it was a middle. If it was a little bit of.

[Toledo]

That nice breakfast sandwich.

[Brett Toledo]

What is that?

[Toledo]

Burrito?

[Brett Toledo]

You don't get all the food. Oh, yeah, it's within reason. You don't get all of it. Or you could.

[Toledo]

Well, I've seen them order multiple entrees.

[Brett Toledo]

They'll tell you no, too.

[Toledo]

Well, I'll take a lot of no's.

[Brett Toledo]

Just hold up the menu. This. Like, we're not getting all that.

[Kirby]

Yes, it's my final meal.

[Brett Toledo]

You don't get the lumberjack breakfast.

[Toledo]

I want three meats.

[Brett Toledo]

They limit it. You're not going to sit. Like you can get a big breakfast. Yeah, but if they're. If you're like, and I want a steak and I want this and I want lasagna. They're like, all right, pick two. It's like a kid at a toy store. It's like, you can't pick two and we'll leave. But you can't have eight things.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not going to call tong up with the Teppanyaki grill to show up there from via shock.

[Toledo]

And not for breakfast.

[Brett Toledo]

You would have. You would have Viet Shack as your last meal maybe.

[Toledo]

No, not for breakfast.

[Brett Toledo]

Not ever. Oh, what do you mean, not for breakfast? That's on the menu. Viet Shack.

[Toledo]

That fried rice.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay, but that's not a last meal spring roll. It's. You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

Get the injection ready.

[Brett Toledo]

Let me tell you this. It may be a last meal, but not on purpose. You may. You may MSG yourself into a Tracy Morgan right there. But there's another thing about the Tracy Morgan deal that doesn't smell right. You've had food poisoning. Yeah, I've had a couple bouts of it. You don't get better that day. The puke, and then the next day making jokes. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Usually it's a 24 hour.

[Brett Toledo]

You are miserable. Yeah. You can't move for. He was drunk. Something. Something else. They were like, oh, he's fine. It was just a bad hot dog. I'm like, you don't get attacked by food.

[Toledo]

Anybody who's had gone to the hospital.

[Brett Toledo]

For food poisoning probably should have twice, but didn't. There was one time that I.

[Toledo]

They had to take them there anyway.

[Brett Toledo]

They rolled them out. But still, I mean, they fill you with fluids and whatever. You don't get better the next morning. You just don't. You just don't feel good for a while. If it's real food poisoning, if it's just. My stomach was upset and I Ate something and it disagreed with me. Then you have time to get up and go throw up in the bathroom.

[Toledo]

Yeah, sometimes, I guess. You know that purging relieves a little bit again.

[Brett Toledo]

That's what food poisoning is. You get so real sick. It's dangerous.

[Toledo]

And you're shooting out of everything.

[Brett Toledo]

Nothing's right. And the more fluids they put in, the more comes out. So he's. Something happened to Tracy Morgan and all of it wore off and he's in the hospital. I'm fine now. It's like, that's not food poisoning.

[Toledo]

He did have a lot of monitor patches on him.

[Brett Toledo]

Did you? Yeah, because he was. He's dying. Something's not right. I got Hunter virus from Gene Ackman's dead wife's corpse. I should have never gone in there to investigate.

[Toledo]

Want to know?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. But, yeah, you don't start joking or food poison. You're like, just leave me alone for a month. I had a bad hot dog. I got food poisoning. Now I'm okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Instagrams.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't believe it. A lot of stuff. I'm just like, no, tell me the truth. And you don't hang your head puke hanging out of your face in public without even trying to scramble out of there at all.

[Toledo]

He didn't try, you know, anywhere, did he? Did he get something at the stadium that you know, then it would have.

[Brett Toledo]

Caught, like, a bunch of people would have been puking.

[Toledo]

They didn't care about those people.

[Brett Toledo]

No. Well, yeah. They just let them throw up on the floor. Yeah, that's right. You get moved out. Yeah. Darn chunky. Anybody but a celebrity in the front row. So give me a wheelchair and a.

[Brady Bogan]

Ride to a hospital. That's not right. Spike Lee would have been in the hospital next to him.

[Brett Toledo]

My seats. That's true. My seats. At a son's game, though, if I just turn and I look at, you know, I'm going tonight with Shane from Life Change Alone. I make Shane like. They're like, all right, everybody get out. Nobody's getting me a wheelchair. Get out of here, you booze hound. Cut him off. And then probably get a call from the sons yous're not allowed in the rah rah room anymore.

[Toledo]

Maybe a fight on your way out.

[Brett Toledo]

Take a swing at another guy. What do you mean? I'm a drunk. I already got a mother, you piece of. This guy's a booze hunt. I hate sitting by him, but if I start throwing up, my first reaction is, oh, my God. And I start running away. I Don't just hang my head with puke out knowing there's. This guy's losing his mind. I better just sit still. Only 20,000 people can see this sell me right with the Tracy Morgan thing and they're trying to sell me that it was just a bad hot dog is beyond. Anyway, there's a lot going on yesterday. I'm gonna get to that email that only that's just for Brett. You're gonna like this. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800 a good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brett Toledo]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by of Satan himself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on.

[Brett Toledo]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. That is rapidly becoming my favorite theme song that's ever been done for us by one of the bands. We've got a lot of them now. We've had some good ones. Put out an album that was good. Yeah. Put out an album of all of our theme songs and 10 Idiots would buy it. Be pretty good. But we would have to pay all that. We'd get sued. I don't want to do any of that. Silly. Troy Hayden from Channel 12 is going to call us in a little bit. He's actually heading out to that execution this morning and he's like I'm going, you want to talk? I'm like heck yeah. We'll talk to you. Troy Hayden. That's great. So he'll be calling us in a second about what he's about to witness. What his fourth or fifth time, I think.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I know he's gone.

[Brett Toledo]

He's gone to a few I and.

[Toledo]

I wonder if they've all been the lethal injection.

[Brett Toledo]

I think. Well, we had the gas for a while. We'll ask him. I remember we used to drop the pellets and I've always said this, but I remember midnight. I always thought those happened at midnight. Like the governor's calls before. Yeah, like the governor had to go. Well, maybe Katie Hobbs is gonna.

[Kirby]

I'm just gonna call up and don't kill him, please.

[Brett Toledo]

You've been this day of execution from our ninth grade governor.

[Kirby]

I just called out to you.

[Brady Bogan]

The class president calls in.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. Uh oh. Oh no, he's here. Maybe she'll talk to Troy.

[Kirby]

Hi, Pat.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi Katie.

[Kirby]

Hey Guys, what's up?

[Toledo]

What's up? Governor Hobbs, Hi.

[Kirby]

I'm not against the death penalty for everyone.

[Brett Toledo]

No.

[Kirby]

No. Hi, Brady. I tried to call a state of execution, and everybody thought I was a crank call. He kept saying, give the phone to your mom. It's not fair. But. Brad.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes?

[Kirby]

I think it's time we did an execution.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah?

[Kirby]

Yeah. I saw some Instagram pictures of you and your grandmother again. I think it's time we put her down. It's the right thing. Maybe Joy Hayden will know. Like, he'll get some leftovers, and we'll get him. Arizona's serious about crime. The only reason we wouldn't execute Brady is because the last meal would break the state.

[Brady Bogan]

We'd be running out of deficit.

[Kirby]

Hey, that's right. I come with jokes. Anyway, I tried to cause day of execution for this guy, but didn't work. It doesn't work when I say no. People just think I. Anyway. I like your hat, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks, Katie.

[Kirby]

I like your casket.

[Brett Toledo]

I like your hair.

[Kirby]

I like your casket, Brady.

[Brett Toledo]

Thank you.

[Kirby]

Someday I'll see you in it. Bye.

[Brett Toledo]

Bye.

[Toledo]

Brady. It's a ray of sunshine.

[Brett Toledo]

She loves you. They don't like. You know what it is about that? That you rubbed her the wrong way immediately. Maybe she talked to Jennifer Tilly.

[Brady Bogan]

Jennifer Tilly didn't like Brady either.

[Brett Toledo]

Jennifer Tilly told Brady he was a creepy old man.

[Brady Bogan]

What would you do?

[Brett Toledo]

He was being Brady. She sat here. That's almost the same impression. But she's talking, and I'm chatting with her like a human being. I'm even going down roads, like, remember you?

[Brady Bogan]

And she had the cans out.

[Brett Toledo]

She was beautiful. She looked fantastic. And Brady was getting a little, like, bouncy in his seat. His hands were kind of floating when he talked to her, like he was about to attack. And she goes, what's wrong with you?

[Kirby]

You're creepy.

[Brett Toledo]

And I'm like. Because it was a little creepy. He was. He had a crush. The crush manifested into physical kind of, I'm gonna jump on you. Like, he. If there was a bush between him, it would have been appropriate because Brady was about to jump out of it and rape her. And she sensed it.

[Kirby]

What's wrong with you? You're creepy.

[Brett Toledo]

And we laughed for an hour. But it happens sometimes. You get a little celebrity star boner.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

You had one.

[Toledo]

There's a fact that I think the. What I said.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, it didn't matter.

[Toledo]

You were acting, you know, offended her.

[Brett Toledo]

We've done it. I did it with Chevelle. I Got. I think those guys walked away and go, oh, that dude, he's gonna kill us. Because I was a little over the top with my love for them. And then trying to explain my love, I dug a deeper hole and made my. And then I tried to fix that. It just didn't go well. Mark Grace and I, Same thing. I saw his dick. The first time I ever met. Mark Grace's wiener was out in the locker room. And I just shouted the words, no problem to him. How you doing? No problem. And then I walked past him like, Jesus Christ. That Pee Wee Herman's brother wasn't good. It's Troy. Going to call us. Did you give him the right number?

[Toledo]

I think so.

[Brett Toledo]

Is he texting you back? No, this guy Dalton says John just to move on to the Tracy Morgan thing. An aspect you might be missing is why a lot of women are suddenly being spiked with their drinks but can remember everything. It's not how this works. Even my wife said the girls lay all the time and double down, lying again and again, saying they don't remember when they clearly knew what was going on. Dalton, you make me worried that you're saying that Tracy Morgan's bad hot dog reminds you of a time when a woman's spiked drink didn't go the way you wanted. It's not really a correlation. We're going down two different roads here. Troy's probably busy doing work. That's all right. Tell him I just gave him we're fine.

[Toledo]

Call now.

[Brett Toledo]

If he can't do it, that's fine. If he's got he. Look, they send this dude out to the prison to stay. Oh, there. Is that him right there? Yeah, there he is. There he is. TV's superstar Troy. Hey, Troy, are you there? Oh, hello, Troy. What the hell's going on? Phone. Network. Troy? Mr. Hayden?

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like the phones are on.

[Brett Toledo]

Hello? Oh, no, it won't work. Troy Hayden. I'm answering it. You do it. Nope, he just hung up our phones. See, the problem is this. This building here, the phones, when you answer them, they don't always, always respond with anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Smoke signals or something.

[Brett Toledo]

You know what? Just puff out some of that gas when this guy gets off to. There he is. Had to work that time. What the hell's going on? Could he not hear me? Try again. Troy, are you there? Yeah, I don't know what happened. Sorry about that. Our phones are all goofed up. Sorry about that. Troy Hayden from Channel 12 is on the phone. How are you doing?

[Troy Hayden]

Good, good. Good to talk with you this morning.

[Brett Toledo]

You, too, gonna go watch another guy die? You got kind of a thing.

[Troy Hayden]

You know, I've been covering corrections for over 20 years, and I just think it's important to get a set of eyes. You know, these are very important proceedings. Obviously, you know, you can't get them wrong. You can't undo them. So I want to make sure that somebody's out there who's got experience and, you know, put it in a fair and accurate way. So that's what I'm trying to do today. 10am Is it live?

[Kirby]

All right.

[Brett Toledo]

Are you gonna. Are you gonna Instagram feed this? It's so weird.

[Troy Hayden]

Yeah, no, the whole thing is weird. You know, somebody was just asking me this morning. They said, how do you handle, you know, watching this? And I said, this is a big difference between you watching, like, a little kid get hit by a car and watching, you know, the death penalty carried out. You know what I'm saying?

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, absolutely.

[Troy Hayden]

I don't know how to put it. And so, you know, I've been a journalist for 35 years, and, you know, you kind of cut out the highs and lows. I've seen some amazing things, and I've also seen some awful things. So you try to detach yourself and just kind of report. So that's what I'm doing out here today.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm kind of oddly less interested in the execution because I feel exactly the same way as you. It's like, well, I don't hold a whole lot of empathy here in a lot of this, and that's just me. That's my position on it. What I am interested in is in the newsroom, when they're like, we should send somebody. Is it. Are we drawing straws, or is it, did you there? Are there people like, I'd be happy to do it, or is it. Is it an assignment you want, is what I'm saying?

[Troy Hayden]

So my.

[Brett Toledo]

The.

[Troy Hayden]

The very first execution I covered, it was that it was basically drawing draws. It was, you know, hey. And I worked for Channel 10 at the time. Like, hey, Fox 10, it's your time to come up. Do you have anybody who. Who would do this? And so they picked me. And that was really the beginning of me covering the Department of Corrections. And it's not just death penalties. I cover. I cover corrections officers and how they're understaffed and underpaid and, you know, some of the great rehabilitation programs they have. But over the course of time now, I put myself out there. This last time, I talked to the new Department of Corrections director, and I said, look, I've covered four of these. I have perspective, I have experience. You've seen what I've done here. And I will be fair. You know, I'll be accurate and fair. And so, yeah, I put myself. I think it's important. Like I said, look, it's a very controversial issue, as you guys know, so you got to make sure that you come at it from right down the middle. You know, I totally understand people who are pro death penalty and anti death penalty. So, I mean, let's just go ahead and report as it is. If you're anti death penalty, you want to change the law, call your legislators, you know, but that's.

[Brett Toledo]

That's.

[Troy Hayden]

Sure, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Don't quit just barking into the air like I do. Now, having said, this is what, your fifth one?

[Troy Hayden]

Yeah, this would be my fifth one.

[Brett Toledo]

Do you find yourself kind of ranking them of which ones went better than others? Yeah, it's like. It's strange. Top five. I mean, is it one of those things like that didn't go very well. Have you been to one of those?

[Troy Hayden]

Yeah, I was at Joseph Wood, and I think it was 2014. Yeah, well, you know, look, they call it a botched execution, and if you want to get technical about it, you know, it didn't go the way the Department of Corrections planned. You know, he was on that table for two hours. Oh, and I likened it to, you know, you take a fish and you throw it on the shore. You know how a fish kind of gulps for air. Yeah, that's what he was doing for two hours. But at the end of the execution, he was. He was gone. So, I mean, it wasn't botched. It just didn't go the way that they wanted it to. But that put a halt on executions for a long time.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. The methodology is. Is. Is flawed, but the end result was exactly what you wanted. But still, it's tough. And you had to stay for the full two hours.

[Troy Hayden]

Yeah. And I remember Michael Kiefer from the Republic was next to me, and he was actually. You know how you put the little check marks like 1, 2, 3, 4, and then cross them five?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Troy Hayden]

And he was doing that on a paper for every time that Wood would make that go. And I remember he had a whole pad. This is like thousands of them.

[Brett Toledo]

God, what did that. What did that guy do? I don't remember. Do you remember? They're all. They're all blending together.

[Troy Hayden]

He murdered, like, two people.

[Brett Toledo]

They are.

[Troy Hayden]

You know, here's the deal. I mean, you can murder a single Person. There's mitigating aggravating factors. Right?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Troy Hayden]

And I've spent a lot of time on the open yard where mostly it's like gang members who have killed other people. I always felt a little edgy out there because those guys, you felt like they had nothing to lose and they were edgy people and they had killed for money and that sort of thing. And I also hung out for a day in. In death row and those guys are just like, Just weird, odd people.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, it's just. Yeah, it's just they're not normal. They're not normal people. Yeah.

[Troy Hayden]

No, but they get to play basketball together and. And play chess. I know you're laughing. I mean, when I first started covering this, they would be locked down 23 hours a day, you know?

[Brett Toledo]

Really? Yeah. They're playing, they're having a recess, like.

[Toledo]

So, Troy, how does it work in the morning? Is it their last meal at breakfast or do they do have a dinner the night before? I'm concerned. You know the menu.

[Brett Toledo]

Brady's trying to get his boss sauce in on the. On the deal.

[Troy Hayden]

It has to be from inside. And I've only got about another 30 seconds. Okay, guys, I'm sorry, I gotta do something else, but.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Troy Hayden]

So I asked about the last meal today and they did not want to talk about it. So I think they're kind of getting away from it. I thought that was kind of silly, to be honest with you. With the last meal real quick. Why should they be treated special?

[Brett Toledo]

10 seconds. How come they're doing it at 10am and not at midnight?

[Troy Hayden]

They changed that. The only. The very first one that I did was midnight. It used to be like the very first minute they could execute you on the day they said they would execute you. They do it. That's why it was midnight. But I think they changed it to be more convenient for everybody.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, Troy, enjoy your day, guys. You're my hero. Thanks, Troy. We'll talk to you soon. Bye. Guys, I got Troy Hayden, the witness to the whole thing today. And he's working it out there. He's already there. Like they're setting up and stuff. It's like he's a wedding planner. This is his fifth time. And I remember Cameron Harper on Channel 3. I've told this story a billion times. They executed at midnight. They did the gas drops, the pellets. And Cameron Harper's reporting for Channel three and he was the ultimate, like, anchorman look, silver hair, but young somehow. And Anderson Cooper with like, if he was a man. And Cameron Harper's there and he's like, tonight we witnessed the execution of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he goes to the whole, you know, he's Ted Knight, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'll be there. Hour later, he comes out ghost white, crying. I never want to watch that again. Like, he wasn't. He didn't use his TV voice. And he's like, I'm done with that. That was awful. And he's like, I watched a man struggle for like 20 minutes to live. And I. You know, you stop thinking about what they did and, you know, like what Troy just said, in the end, it's what we're doing. So did it fail or succeed? If at the end you got exactly what you want, you can't go having people flopping around breathing for two hours. That ain't good. But also, it depends on what they did. You murdered a bunch of kids and old ladies and stuff. I'm kind of into the idea maybe a couple hours. You're not being able to catch your breath.

[Toledo]

Surviving family members, just.

[Brett Toledo]

But even then, that one he was talking about, I remember there were family members. Like, that was bad. Like, nobody needs to see that. At least see it. Let him go through it.

[Brady Bogan]

But you don't need to close the curtains.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, we'll get to that. Green Mile. Percy, you got to wet that sponge, man. Well, Troy's going out there right now, so you can watch that on channel 12 later. His full report. And he is the consummate newsman. I wish we had like 20 minutes with Troy, but he was between reports and just popped in to say hi. I learned nothing because I asked dumb questions, but I did well. I know.

[Toledo]

Sounds like you got stiff.

[Brett Toledo]

We did learn some stuff. Yeah. Of course, Brady did get that hard hitting, factual question of what's the deal with the food? Does the guy poop it out or what's going on?

[Toledo]

I'll ask that afterwards.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, we'll call him back and get some info for you. But it's nice. Troy's a good guy. I like him a lot. Is Troy Hayden for the death penalty on guys that get a little too close to his wife at the zoo? Well, not yet. He's still here. All right, Brad, are you ready for the email of my favorite in a while?

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Brett Toledo]

I had to clip some of it because he goes on and on about other stuff, but so I clipped out the middle and then just sent it over.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me put my seatbelt on for this one.

[Brett Toledo]

It's not that, it's. You're just going to enjoy this guy's dilemma. Okay, let me just preface it by saying this is something that Brett will find hilarious that's happening to someone else. Brett's not a bigot. Well, maybe a racist. For sure. You're not. You just find that stuff amusing for the discomfort that it creates in the room.

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely.

[Brett Toledo]

Brett is not the guy that runs his mouth on that. We tease, but Bert's not gonna. He's not one of. But when it comes to you, if it rhymes with a racial slur, you're gonna laugh.

[Brady Bogan]

And it doesn't matter which.

[Brett Toledo]

It doesn't matter where, either. I've been with you. When somebody said, well, that triggered me. Brett. What? He almost said it. I'm like, oh, my God. It says, I want to go to.

[Brady Bogan]

A Rockies game and here.

[Brett Toledo]

And just shout the word dinger and look around. Anybody? Anybody? This is. I have a question for you guys, and it's mainly for Brett. Recently, I've been dating an African American girl. Already?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, I'm good.

[Brett Toledo]

She's probably the most perfect person physically, emotionally, and personality that I have ever met. I can see myself falling for her incredibly hard, and I already am. Here's the problem. I'm not to Burt standards, but I've always thought things that are borderline racist are hilarious. And not because I'm racist. I laugh because it's so incredibly uncomfortable and taboo. That makes me laugh all the time. I'm like, brady, sex talks do it too. Maybe it's because I grew up in Shaker Heights, Ohio. Oh, he actually wrote Cleveland. He actually wrote. Oh, they all do. Is it by Cleveland? It's nice.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay. So he was. Okay. I don't know.

[Toledo]

Shaker, the suburb of Cleveland.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay. It says I was surrounded by a racist family. All my members are lily white. And I always thought racism, real racism, was gross. But I grew up outnumbered by family members who were racist or comfortable with all the words. Me too. Northwest Indiana. The dividing line is a city called Munster. And everything down south of that is, like. It's just fair game. And it's surprising. At least it used to be. It's. It's. Yeah, it's American, white, middle of the, you know, heartland, South. They just love. They just. I think that's where the south starts. Northwestern Indiana, it says. I'm so worried that racism lives in me because of what I was always around as a kid. So I'm around my new girlfriend. I find myself being so paranoid that eventually I'm gonna slip. Like, I have tourette's and say something stupid. The other day, I was watching the movie over the Hedge. Remember over the Hedge?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Phenomenal. Garry Shandling, William Shat. It's animated. Very funny.

[Toledo]

He was like a hamster or something.

[Brett Toledo]

No, he was a. Well, we'll get into that.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Says I'm watching Over the Hedge with her nephew. He's six or seven or something like that. And I kept calling William Shatner's character funny. He thought the character was hilarious, especially when he'd pretend to die because he was a possum. So I kept saying, who's a funny little possum? You are. So the other. The movie goes on. Later he blurts out to his mother, my girlfriend, that he's a little possum. And my girlfriend says to me, someone at school is calling Dean a possum. She's going to call the school today. And I don't know what to do. By the way. By the way. Evidently, in my sleep, she said I was talking about the jungle she lived in. Said, I remember the dream. I didn't know I was talking. She was trying to have a conversation with. I tend to talk in my sleep, but evidently I was saying stuff about her in the jungle. The dream was about us being stuck like the Naked and Afraid show, but I kept saying her name and jungle. Do you guys suppose it just lives in me because of my family? It's part of my DNA. Do I even risk this relationship any further? Brett? Am I just gonna say it one day? Trent?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, you are.

[Brett Toledo]

My grandpa like possum is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

I never knew. I never knew that was a bad word. My grandpa taught me that when I was. I didn't know. I don't think people throw it around.

[Toledo]

I still don't know.

[Brett Toledo]

You just. You learned it like he did. Yeah, but you can't tell a little African American kid who's a funny little possum, evidently, while you're watching over the Hedge. But he's paranoid. So is this.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't watch American History X before you go to bed, Trent. I'm just gonna say that.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, no Quentin Tarantino movies. Now, I had this problem. There was a girl at Tony Roma's who I thought was adorable, and she had an accent. She was Mexican and she was so cute. And she was a busboy for, like, two months and quit first day I'm training her. I think she is the cutest thing in the world. But I was also surrounded by racism growing up. And you keep in mind, I'm 15, 16 years old and I'm worried about it, and I don't know my way around things, so I'm like, just don't say anything dumb. That's all I'm thinking in my head. But I think white people all have a little accidental racist release valve. So I came by, and she's busting her ass. And I looked at her, I'm like, who's a busy little beaver? But I didn't say beaver. I said, beaner, I'm coming. Beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver. And then I walk by, I'm like, oh, no. It happened. She kind of just let it go. But from that moment on, she didn't like me anymore. Thought I was going to get stabbed. Like, oh, no. And. But I think that's what this guy has, is that internally he's not racist.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gonna happen.

[Brett Toledo]

So, yeah. So he's trying. You're trying so hard to not be racist that you're thinking about it too much. It's like being on the radio and trying to say the word country properly. I watched it the other day. Tucker Carlson was talking to Chris Cuomo on something, and the second I turned in, he tried to say country slipped up four times before he finally got the whole word out. It's a broadcast problem. You're told, that's the granddaddy. Don't say the C word. Don't do it. So when you're thinking, can't say that, can't say that. And word country comes up, you're like, you've done it. I've done it, Brett. So we've all slipped up on that word a million times. Cause our bodies are that little release steam valve that we've got of bigotry. Because we're. Cause the truth of the matter is we're too worried about it. You know, it's inside us to. To not want to do it. But we know what all the bad things are because we're not stupid. We've been around and you've heard it, and you recognize how bad is. I think a person that just blurts it out is bad. A person that is trying not to. But you're. It's Tourette's.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the problem. You're gonna. You're gonna slip up. It's just.

[Brett Toledo]

You're too worried about it. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

The more you worry about it, the more you're going to do it.

[Brett Toledo]

You can have a dream about two people in the jungle.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

And not worry that you're, you know, you're making a Tarzan movie with her. It's not a thing. It's like you're. You're just having a dream but you made some stupid.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't watch any way. Any which way but loose or just stay away from that.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. Anything that. That's his problem.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Exactly.

[Brett Toledo]

I'd go the other way. I think you should confront it. I think you should tell her. I'm so concerned that I should upset you. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

She should understand that though.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean she's dating a white guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Exactly. So I.

[Toledo]

She'll laugh at some of it and just say.

[Brady Bogan]

And she may laugh at you when you do it just because she knows it's coming.

[Brett Toledo]

And then maybe in the middle of the night you blurt out a few Tourette's bombs and she's just like, well at least it's while he's sleeping.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

The talking and the sleep.

[Brett Toledo]

That's tough. If you talk in your sleep and you're worried constantly about being racist, guess what's going to happen when you sleep. I know, but that, but he's worried about that.

[Brady Bogan]

So it can't be right.

[Brett Toledo]

It's not. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's like you said he. She's dating a white dude. She, you know, she understands.

[Brett Toledo]

I found that email hysteric. Cuz I'm like this poor guy is going to bed. It's. It's.

[Toledo]

Hopefully he can take her with no problems to Shaker Heights Country Club. A very nice club.

[Brett Toledo]

And also probably up until the 70s.

[Brady Bogan]

I was going to say. Is she allowed that?

[Brett Toledo]

Not real big on bringing her in. How's his family feel about all this? He's got. He puts so much pressure on the relationship because of race.

[Brady Bogan]

He's gonna screw it up in that. Just because of.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. And you. And that's too much pressure. Yeah. Just kind of let it go. Talk to your new girlfriend and just basically say look, I was raised by racist. In a racist environment by people who didn't think they were racist, who said racist stuff. Which is what my Indiana family. I don't believe they. They don't care for other races. The words they use are just like oh my God. And I don't know that they still do it but like my grandpa and his neighbor and then my other grandpa in Pennsylvania who came from Sweden and Sweden. That place. And they still. Norway just changed a few years ago to make it so you. You can marry outside of. Was it. I think it was Norway. You can marry outside of a Norwegian citizen. Like they had to be naturally born Norwegian blood in order for them to approve you Being together. That's recent. That's in the 2000s.

[Brady Bogan]

Blonde hair, blue eyes.

[Brett Toledo]

They wanted to keep that complete. Yeah, it's Aryan.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying.

[Toledo]

Iceland's very tight.

[Brett Toledo]

Maybe it was. It was one of them, but one of those Nordic countries. Like, you're not doing this. Like, we're not drifting. And they have huge issues with that.

[Toledo]

Hear the words you say sometimes.

[Troy Hayden]

I mean, who talks like that?

[Brett Toledo]

98K u p d Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I was raised by people. Well, not raised, but my grandpa, and he came from that. Like, this was. You don't deal with the other races. You just. You stay to stick to your own. That was it. He didn't like. I told this story, different Strokes when I watched. I loved Different Strokes when I was a little kid. If I turned that on and he saw it, he would say, get them out of my house. It wasn't. Turn that off. He was probably new to tv. Still, it's confusing. There's people in that little box that can escape. I think he was kind of dumb. I don't think my grandpa was that bright. It was.

[Toledo]

I mean, my mom's side of the family growing up, it was. You don't go outside of being Catholic. They're Catholic. If you're going to marry somebody got to be Catholic.

[Brett Toledo]

And those people.

[Toledo]

My mom's sister married a Jewish guy, and that was. They had to elope right here to get over it.

[Brett Toledo]

She married a horned scum to them. And the Jewish family didn't like because it's going on either.

[Toledo]

The concern was, well, what's going to happen when you have kids? How's that going?

[Brett Toledo]

Well, they're going to burst into flames because they got half Jew blood. And the Jew family thought the same thing about the Catholics. They're just going to be a bunch of arrogant, hypocritical pricks.

[Brady Bogan]

What did your grandfather think? Watching a White Sox game when Chet Lemon would come up to bat or something.

[Brett Toledo]

So here's where it all kicks in. Oh, that grandpa was fine. Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. The other grandpa was sports.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Was basically like, if they're entertaining me, I'm fine.

[Brady Bogan]

So Amos and Andy's fine, but actually okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I just always remember the Thanksgiving, like you said, when she goes back and meets the family. I think of my one friend that brought a friend home from school for Thanksgiving and his dad's. And they're watching the football game, and the guy has no idea, but Dad's sitting there and being dad. Yeah, they Score a touchdown.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, boy. Oh boy.

[Toledo]

That's right, monkey.

[Brett Toledo]

No, you can't do that. She's gonna kill him.

[Toledo]

Like this guy.

[Brett Toledo]

You kill everybody.

[Kirby]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

He's like, well, there's his last.

[Brett Toledo]

That's the end of that. And it should have been. He should have had his head lopped off right there for even thinking it. Well, can't do that. And so this thing, I think you just. All you have to do confront it is watch a lot of that stuff, like Quentin Tarantino movies and just have it happen around. And then if you start saying it in the middle of the night, that's the worst part is you're talking in your sleep. Trent, man. Yeah, just. It's just bad. Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time is so bad. But you have a little racist release valve. From being raised in Shaker Heights, Ohio.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sure she probably does too.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, she hates you in a lot of ways.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, she's.

[Brett Toledo]

And you know, she's calling you a.

[Brady Bogan]

Cracker in her sleep and everything else.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, there's a lot of justification to watch, you know, read a book. If she started to. If wouldn't you. Would you be like, crackers, I hope you all die in a fire. She's asleep and say like, cracker, gonna burn all the crackers. And she wakes up, she's like, I'm.

[Kirby]

Sorry, was I talking?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, it was horrifying.

[Toledo]

Tell me about the dream.

[Brett Toledo]

What were you dreaming? There were saltines and there was a small kitchen fire. I don't believe you. Cracker. Cracker. All crackers must die. I love to hear cracker scream. Honey, wanna wake up? I'm sorry, what? Racist release valve. It's coming out. You're too concerned. And no, I don't want to hear from any of the emailers.

[Brady Bogan]

This one.

[Toledo]

Look, there's going to be some slip ups between us. I'm just going to tell you right now.

[Brett Toledo]

Most of the time I'm going to be unconscious when I'm doing it. But if I ever do it like wide awake and stuff, then you get mad at me. But if I start, you know, dropping bombs in my sleep, it's just because I'm nervous when I'm awake that I'm going to. It lives inside me.

[Brady Bogan]

I was listening to the Chronic before I went to bed. I'm sorry.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, you gotta. Yeah. You know what? You know everything, Just embrace it. Get everything around you to be that for a second and just kind of get it out of your system. Cause it's. Yeah. You're thinking about it too much, which means it's gonna find. It's gonna happen, it's gonna find its way out. And that, you know, to me, that's proof that you're not. It's proof that you're like concerned about someone else's feelings. And it lives in there. It's just around us. We have to be adults about it and act like, I don't even know that word, but you do, you know, and all this passive aggressive stuff that rappers throw that in there and make us like the music because it's really good, and then drop that bomb left and right, make it feel like, well, there it is again. You know, Brady's daughter just went to go see Tyler the Creator and heard it 8, 900 times that night. And then on the way home and it's like not supposed to say that, you know, it's like, yeah, but it's so catchy. It rhymes with so much. And they know and like, all right. And pop it out there. And then white kids say it. You're like, gotcha. It's. It, it's a trap.

[Brady Bogan]

Scott says, tell him to be a man and put his big boy pants on. Tell him, tells girl what's going on. Be a man.

[Brett Toledo]

Absolutely. And also don't let her call the school and get some other little white kid in trouble for the whole over the hedge problem. I did that. I called, I called your nephew that.

[Kirby]

Why did you do.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, I didn't know it was a bad thing. And William Shatner's character's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. Just. If you've got. You got it, you've got it. You're. It's kind of like having. I think it's probably kind of like having herpes. There's going to be a flare up and you don't expect it. Probably in your sleep.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want that kid at school, that Branford Brundle to get in trouble.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, I mean, that kid's going on. You don't have to worry about it. He's. He'll find his own way. Brand Bird, Branbert Brundlestein. I forgot what his name was. Brandbert's gonna find his way to the principal's office on his own. And maybe you know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, maybe we twist this. Maybe you do tell the teacher that somebody's been calling Dean, the thing from over the hedge, which I didn't know was bad till my grandpa, that I'd forgotten until today. And then the teacher will Go, I don't know who's doing this. And go right to the problem and bust him anyway. Cause that kid deserved like, maybe this is the thing that pushes a little jerk racist kid over this. If the teacher's like, I have no idea. Like, I can't even imagine. But if there's one kid, the teacher's like, it's dj, I'll go talk to him. Now we know who's doing it. And then you'll just hear, D.J. lisicki to the principal's office, please. D.J. lisicki, what'd I do? Which one of you told on me? And then he would deny it. Hey, we know you did it. I didn't. This is I. Nothing happened. All right? You're suspended for a week. What'd I do? And you have to apologize to Dean.

[Kirby]

For what?

[Brett Toledo]

But the funny thing is, why didn't she tell. Like, why didn't your girlfriend say, hey, Dean, who's calling you that? She just immediately jumped. So that's a little bit judgmental on her part. There's some cracker at the kids school. She didn't say, who's calling you that? Your boyfriend? Thank God she didn't turn to Dean and say, where did you. Why is that happening? And you know what? I'll take this time to apologize to that incredibly hard working bus girl from 1990. 88. When was I? 87. 88. That I called a busy beaver. Only I didn't say beaver.

[Brady Bogan]

Did the Chris Valenzuelas get mad too when you said that or.

[Brett Toledo]

No, now that was a different animal. Once I got tight with the Chris Valenzuelas, we let fly.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Toledo]

They were coming at me and I was. And we'd laugh for hours. And then they do it to each other. And then I was allowed in on it. But they liked me. The Chris Valenzuelas really liked me. Because I'd drive them home. Like we'd pile in that jeep like it was a cartoon car. There's like 16 dudes standing. It looked like Al Qaeda was coming through the apartment complex. I had people sitting on top of it. And Chris Valenzuelas loved me. And then we started joking with me about. They had words for me. I don't remember, but. And then one of them that I teased was gay. The. The. Because he was very effeminate and the other guys called him stuff. And I. And I would always say culo melabia because I didn't know what that meant, but it means lift my butt. And I called him Senor Mariposa. So we'd go back Mr. Butterfly and we'd go back and forth like joking about that. That. But I was. Once the Valenzuela started, we could do it. Which wise. The release valve. When I said that to that girl, that was way before the Chris Valenzuelas worked there to her credit. And I don't even know to this day if she heard me say that. But I overcorrected Beaver, beaver, beaver and completely new that I didn't say the right thing. Whites. It's subliminal racism. Yeah, Cranston, you're right. He says he needs a black friend to hang around him so they can say all the racial slurs that he's thinking like they did on Key and Peele. That's right. You have. Obama's inner voice was screaming out what he wanted to say but couldn't. But I think it's. I think you're being a. I think you're being a decent person, but you're overthinking that this.

[Toledo]

You'll be fine.

[Brett Toledo]

And I also love that you ran right to us. You ran right to us and said, what do I do about this? Calm down. Everybody's a little bit judgy and bigoted. You really like this girl. That's what I'm hearing. And you don't want any of your history that you're ashamed of to creep out. You're ashamed of your family and they. And you're worried that. That they live inside you and you're. And maybe deep down, psychologically, you're like, if this goes the way I want it to. Because he said he wanted this to go, he could fall for that. He's got to introduce him to these people, introduce her to these people. And so maybe you're putting a little pressure on yourself going, man, there's some big walls I gotta climb coming up if this works out. And so now you're like, you're thinking about those idiots and just tell Doug.

[Brady Bogan]

Emhoff just to relax. He'll be fine.

[Brett Toledo]

We are going to call you Doug Emhoff. Now that is a great look. Emhoff, you're gonna make an opportunity relationship.

[Kirby]

I won't give you an opportunity, Doug, to get it all out while you're sleeping.

[Brett Toledo]

Thank God. Good night, Kamala.

[Kirby]

Good night, Doug. Oh, look at him. He's soundlessly. That's how you know he loves me.

[Brett Toledo]

M Hop. Trent was his name. Trent. Trent. You are. It wasn't Trent, was it? Yeah, I think it was. I don't remember what it was. Go get Him, Trevor. It doesn't matter. It's M. Hoff now. In fairness, I changed his name anyway. I wrote the name down. It's not his real name. And it's not the kid's name either, by the way. No black kid's name. Dean. I changed the name for the safety of the people. But I'm nice that way. See, that's me. That's me protecting everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not Brent Bart.

[Brett Toledo]

His name actually. All right, his name was Brant Part, and I don't know. Brant Bart was. Yeah, I'm sorry. I had. The cat's out of the back. Yeah. When I said Dean, I'm like. When I wrote Dean down, I'm like, what are you doing? When I changed the thing in the letter, I'm like, you can't use these people's names because it's bad. But Dean, I chose Dean for. And the only reason why is because I changed the name. I have a friend named Dorsey who just changed his name to Dean because he was tired of people thinking he was a chick. So now you call. Hey, Dorsey. What's up? It's Dean. Like, come on, man. I've known you as Dorsey for 20. He's here this week. So I think that's probably why I went to Dean when I changed the name. But there are. I can almost guarantee you there are zero African American males under the age of 20 named Dean right now. So that's how, you know, I kind of altered that a little. And Trent's not his name either. That's why I was scrolling. We'll call him. We'll call him Emhoff. From here on out, when I change names, I'll make a situational name changes. Emha and Dadine. M. Hoff. Who wrote that? That's a good one. Damn them. I wasn't even thinking of Doug. I forgot about those two. I forgot completely about those two.

[Kirby]

He loves me very much. He's over there taking a nap spe. He's getting his racism out. That's what white people have to do in the night they opportunity. Look, what's going on with you?

[Brett Toledo]

That got me. That was a good one. And people are trying to. I'm trying to delicately go through the emails and tell Michael Richards to relax.

[Brady Bogan]

He'll be fine.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, Kramer. You're gonna be right. His name is Kramer. Emhoff. That's what we're gonna call you from now on.

[Brady Bogan]

Makes a good point. This guy needs to buy the new Call of Duty and let the f. Bo flying the voice chat.

[Brett Toledo]

You Know what? Exactly. Which all the. Yeah, all the horrible, horrible language that's on Bluetooth. Video gaming. The boy, you go, I. It's the last time I ever played.

[Brady Bogan]

I have to put mine on mute because I'm just laughing the entire time. I'm screwing up the whole game for everybody again.

[Brett Toledo]

I've the. The last time I played John Madden online had to be 14 years ago when it first started. The Bluetooth wasn't very good. And I swear to God this kid was 13. I've never had my ass beaten in any event ever as badly as he was beating me. And he called me the N word a hundred times in the first quarter and just telling me how terrible I was. And at first I'm like, you're right, I am. And I'm like, boy, I'm letting a lot of those go. This kid is coming at me hot. And it was just non stop, just. And I kept getting like. And then I started getting angry because he was just whipping my ass. And then name the time and place, kid. That's all. I would have, I would, I would have fought him for real.

[Brady Bogan]

Beat your little ass.

[Brett Toledo]

I was like 86 to 7. I couldn't do anything. I quit at halftime. I just turned it off. But I said I was distracted by the racism. But truth of the matter was this kid was. He was a magician and I could tell he was white. Made me even madder. Yeah, I don't go online on that stuff. Those, those dudes just start. It's bad. You'll get inevitably if you get strangers in on the little chat. The Call of Duty. Oh my God. I tried playing that once with strangers. That got bad fast.

[Brady Bogan]

The only reason I keep playing just the Bluetooth chats, just to listen.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, I'm not participating. I just have a fear that someday there's going to be some. Were you in this room? And then they've got audio recordings. I'm like, well, I was in there, but I'm not talking. Oh yeah, you're also not leaving. Damn it.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean it's definitely not Furious Styles lecturing in those gnomes.

[Brett Toledo]

No, no, it is, it gets.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a title of the creator show on there.

[Brett Toledo]

The worst part is I'm always kind of the R word of the group because I'm new to Call of Duty and these guys been playing for years. Halo and I'm walking into walls and I can't get loose. Hurry up. And then, then it starts. Either way, Dean's gonna be all right. This one says I agree with you, John, all society is labeled white people or Caucasian or whatever you want to call us as racist. Whenever we use slang. I don't think that's slang. It just makes us nervous or bodies every once in a while, you know, purge hits a button and accidentally says it. Well, you can't. You can't help it. Try being on the radio for 25 years with the foul mouth that I have. And I'm good at not cussing. I've developed the ability to do that. And I don't say anything. I'm not really beefing any bad words out. That's just where one would go in real life. I swear, like crazy. It's. It's. It's embarrassing. But, you know, that's just to get that I have to, because I've been structured by this business not to say dirty words. And that big one is man. Country is the. Was the worst word that you can see on a page reading live. You're gonna goof it up because you're. You're. You look at it and see it. Sort of like when. You know, when you're reading. Most of us, not Brady, but when we're reading, we can see a line ahead we already know, like trying to look ahead and see a word coming up, and you're like, oh. And then you see it and you don't say it. And then inevitably are like, the people of that country, Damn it. And you're doomed because your brain says you're not supposed to say the first half of that at all by itself. Don't. Don't. The whole time, try saying it, your brain's going, don't. Say. Don't say. Okay. But there it sits. Trent, good luck to you. Keep us up to date. I hope your relationship works out. And also immediately email us the day you introduce this angel to your family back in Shaker Heights. Oh, baby. And if you're a black lady and you're dating some guy from Shaker Heights, he loves you very much. Despite what he says in his sleep, he's trying real hard.

[Toledo]

So it's all good. Don't be afraid.

[Brett Toledo]

Give him a little break. Sometimes you're gonna hear some stuff when he sleeps that's not real comfortable. That's just the ghost of his grandpa. He's kind of. He's possessed by. And he's trying to purge it. Decent. He's a decent man. This. This Emhoff character. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats? All right.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Toledo]

Oh, boy. Oh, what happened? Yeah, I said I dated a woman who was African American and she used to call her kids a variation of the N word. And he said it so much in front of me that I got comfortable with it. And once in the grocery store, I did it. Whoops. Can't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Thought I wasn't shopping there.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, Brett would have been doing snow angels on the ground, laughing so hard.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm never not shopping at Sprouts again.

[Brett Toledo]

This place. What do you got? All right.

[Brady Bogan]

On the list. Misfits. Ozzy. I don't know. Because Randy Rhodes died this day.

[Brett Toledo]

No, this today, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Anniversary White Snake.

[Brady Bogan]

Here I go again for all the conspiracy theory guys. And then of course, we got a couple of the execution ones. Static X. Bled for days.

[Brett Toledo]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Mud Vein. Death blooms. Motorhead. Killed by death. Dead. Kennedy's incubus.

[Brett Toledo]

Rat.

[Brady Bogan]

For some reason, the warning. The Toady's possum. Kingdom for M. Hoff's kid. And body count. There goes the neighborhood for Trent.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't even know that was like. That's not something that I think is modern. And what the problem is is that it gets reintroduced, introduced, and somebody knows. It's like, I thought we were past that one, and then it comes back like, oh, no, it's a thing. Yeah, that's no good, because can we even listen to that song anymore?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Somebody asked. Race of Spades, too. And I know you can't do that either.

[Brett Toledo]

So uncomfortable.

[Toledo]

All you guys can't be spooked about this.

[Brett Toledo]

All right? This is what I'm saying. Don't celebrate this, boys. Now you're doing it. Now you're all hitting your little pals.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady did it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, I know we still have that mountain over in Mesa, and I don't know when they're going to change the name of that, but I'm the first. I've been saying it for 25 years. Change the name of that little mountain. Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a traditional.

[Brett Toledo]

It's not a trap. It's supposed to make us say bad things and then we get in trouble and go. But the mountain is. Yeah, but you meant. I'm like, dad and I said ride my bike on the hill that I'm not supposed to. No, I'm not talking about it. Come on. No, no. But they keep it out there just like. All right, I dare you. I'm like, not gonna happen. That thing might as well just be like, amistad Mountain. I'm like, I'm never gonna say. Never, ever, ever gonna say it.

[Brady Bogan]

National park this weekend.

[Brett Toledo]

No way. Ha's trail. I'll go to Haas or.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's in that direction.

[Brett Toledo]

Squaw Peak. And I'm not even allowed to say that I'll go out there to Dreamy Draw. I don't think you can screw that up. That sounds beautiful. I think that might be gay. But it's beautiful. Yeah, it's. Look, get it out of your sis. Scream it in your car like you got Tourette's. Get it out of your system. Don't do it here. And change the name. Mesa. God damn it. Change the name of that little hill. It's on maps and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, of course. Well, someone was going down.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm not doing that one. Nope, that's another one. God. See what we have to fight as white people. What lives inside us all the time. Be better.

[Toledo]

I'm playing golf.

[Brett Toledo]

Nope, I'm not. I'm gonna turn you off. I'm just gonna turn you off because I don't want you to. To sit that in it accidentally trying to be wacky. Fun, man. Don't. Don't think of new ones and then try to. Don't. Don't. They're not going to say anything for sure. I'm looking at your eyes. I've seen you. I know your eyes when you look at. He can't not do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, of course you going to play.

[Brett Toledo]

Nope. No, I'm turning you all off. That's just the John show. Nope. Nope. Call me that all day. But when you're sitting there thinking and that almost dead gerbil starts exactly with Toledo, that. That half dead gerbil that's crawling around in Brady's mind going, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. And then he goes, here's a good one. I watched that thing start to work in your Head. So you could go sometimes when I golf. No, it's enough of the both of you. We're gonna play. I don't know. For Randy Rhodes, that dead cracker. It's his 43 years ago. I understand that, Brady. I know how to do math. I am not Asian, but I'm good at math. I'm actually terrible at math because I'm white. We'll do a little I don't know by Randy Rhodes. There. That's solid. Idiots. And you got him going. Now he's gonna laugh for four hours.

[Toledo]

You started.

[Brett Toledo]

No, I did not. I started a nice societal conversation saying, wow, this is a thing. When I go golfing, I'm like, this took a half an hour. You should have worn a hard hat while you were constructing this terrible, stupid joke. That's only for one reason. So you can say a word you're not supposed to and get away with it. Like that stupid bump in Mesa.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, let's go bike.

[Brett Toledo]

No, I'll turn you off. Don't.

[Toledo]

I'm not.

[Brett Toledo]

I know, but you're. You're constructing again. I hear that rusty ass wheel Rick. Have to. Don't. Don't you. Nope. We're done with this. Rick wants to change the name to nope, Nope. That's enough of you. Old English Hill is kind of funny. Okay. I'll give you that. That's pretty funny. That's funny because you can't. Yeah, we'll all kind of. But deep down, it's easy. You get away with it. All right, that's a good one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're coming in now.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm not listening to you people. See, and what we've done here, Dean and Trent, my. My renamed people Emhoff, is that you've created this, like, oh, today's the day we get to release the valve a little bit. You do it on my emails constantly. Jerks. Anyway. All right. I don't Know by Ozzy Osborne. Because that's just what I. I don't know. Randy Rhodes. 43 years. Crazy how long ago this was. And I forgot this was off Blizzard of Oz, I thought. I don't know, it was later. But yeah, that was the last one.

[Brady Bogan]

First album.

[Brett Toledo]

First first one. That's right. 83. So they had two more in between.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there was Blizzard, then Diary, and then he was.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay, so it was only one more. Right? I thought. I don't know. Was after Randy Rhodes. I guess I didn't realize. I don't know. Those times, I always confuse it.

[Toledo]

Well, it was an 82 I'm done.

[Brett Toledo]

Talking to you for a minute. Let your gerbil rest. Back in 82, we were allowed to say no. It's Ozzy, everybody. It's. I don't know. For Randy Rhodes, one of the greatest of all time, it's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brett Toledo]

I have heard enough have of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brett Toledo]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Our buddy Troy Hayden's out there going to watch that guy get executed this morning. He just texted me. He goes, I wish I had more time with you. He said, want to call back tomorrow and I can give you an update on how. Yes, please. Like the. I like the actual professionalism of a real newsman. No offense, Brady, who's out there doing his job.

[Toledo]

None taken.

[Brett Toledo]

No. Yeah, there's no, no, no need to actually, let's not comp these things. That's like me just standing next to Alexander Usyk, the heavyweight champion of the world and going, I'm bald too. We're the same. He's pretty great. Just because I'm wearing boxing gloves doesn't mean I'm good at it. Yeah. So Troy's gonna call us back tomorrow after today's thing and see what goes on because it is the first time we've done it in a while and he was at that one that lasted hours. Oh, yuck. So weird. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news he knows. It's called the Brady Report as he sees it. And it's brought to you by friends at all Pro Shade Concepts. Arizona's best patio shades. They're 20 years in the valley now. They helped Brady get his house all shady. The awning that you have created 20 plus feet out of your house. It says here on this. That's pretty awesome. The roll down shade blocks out the sun and the neighbors. If you've got one of those houses where your neighbors are sitting right on top here or something else.

[Toledo]

I put my one on the one laser can't see. Watching tv.

[Brett Toledo]

Genius. I'm sure he's just dying to poke his head over and see what you're up to. Gotta lock yourself up. You are definitely in the aquarium, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll say. Aquarium.

[Brett Toledo]

That's right. Oh yeah, the roll down shade does that for all that stuff. TV neighbors, just shady. Makes it nice back there. And that's what we need here in Arizona. So it's gonna get hot starting next week, we're in the mid-90s again, so that means you're gonna want your outdoor area to not cook. Plus, you know what another thing it does, which is great. I'm sure you're feeling this. If you've got pavers or decking keeps that cool. So you can actually walk out of the pool with your. Your feet, you know, not getting torched.

[Toledo]

When we first had it in, you put it out and yeah, you just walk out there. It's like, oh, wow, what a really. I don't have to stand out there.

[Brett Toledo]

Smoke my feet before I get in the pool. So get on that thing right now. All you have to do is go toAllPro shade.com and get that shade started at your house before summer gets here. Brady reported.

[Toledo]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brett Toledo]

Hello, world. Hi.

[Toledo]

Happy National Backyard Day. There you go with that. They're ranking the 10 best backyard games.

[Brett Toledo]

Games for the games.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Number 10, basketball croquet.

[Brett Toledo]

But you're saying yard like those little charts. Number nine, lawn darts Charts go with the big ones.

[Toledo]

Number ten or number eight was ladder toss. Seven. Badminton. Six. Horseshoe. Five. Kickball.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a big backyard for that.

[Brett Toledo]

Four.

[Toledo]

Yeah. For the next one, too. Two hand touch flag or flag football. Wiffle ball number four.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm working on that. I'm back on that idea of putting a wiffle ball field in my backyard and starting a league.

[Toledo]

Bocce ball.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there you go.

[Brett Toledo]

I was watching number two, number one, cornhole Professional wiffle ball this weekend on espn. It's a real thing. Awa and, and it started in the commissioner that was batting at one point started in his yard. His brother was on the other team. And I'm like, this is still just backyard nonsense. These just got these, these dudes just got enough neighbors involved. They started this league and now it's on TV sometimes and it was fun. Started looking at that, I'm like, that's not such a tough thing to do. Just need some turf.

[Toledo]

A couple of basis fun facts. The oldest living child of a president is Linda Byrd Johnson Robb. She's still alive, 81 years old today. Happy birthday, Linda Bird. The world's smallest international bridge is only 19ft long. It's an old rustic bridge connecting the Spanish village of El Marco to the Portuguese village of Versia Grande.

[Brett Toledo]

Through all those things all jammed together.

[Toledo]

We might have done this one before, but Google was originally called Back Rub. They came up with the idea in 1996, founders changed the name to Google.

[Brady Bogan]

About a year later, Rub and Tug was already taken.

[Brett Toledo]

Right. And now it's the. The subsidiary of Jerkmate. It. It finally got it. Chatter bait. You ever consider doing that, Brad? One of those ads that pops up before the video?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Toledo]

Well, I don't know.

[Brett Toledo]

The.

[Brady Bogan]

The thumb was kind of like, she looks pretty good.

[Brett Toledo]

There's one who's like, masturbate with a naked person right now, live. And I'm like, that's not a bad idea. But I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, maybe right before I turn my phone in to get a new one.

[Brett Toledo]

Why?

[Brady Bogan]

Because then when it gets all the spyware and everything on it, I'm getting a new phone, so.

[Brett Toledo]

But you just cloud it in.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know who does that. I laugh at it sometimes, though. You know, poking around there. Around there the other day, and I'm laughing, and I'm like, there's an awful lot of money in this. Like, Tired of masturbating alone? That, like, they yell at you the second you click the video. Oh, yeah. Tired of masturbating alone. Find hot naked people that want to do it, too. And I'm like, come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Five seconds. Come on, five seconds.

[Brett Toledo]

If I could find hot naked people, I wouldn't be jerking off right now. It's. It's the middle of the day, for crying out loud. Nobody's here.

[Toledo]

The state and capital city with the fewest total letters combined, it's Boise, Idaho. Ten total letters.

[Brett Toledo]

Fascinating. Wow. Everybody take a break. Pull over. Pull over right now.

[Toledo]

Write that one down.

[Brett Toledo]

Use that in conversation later with the person you hate it or work.

[Brady Bogan]

Get laid with that line at the bar.

[Brett Toledo]

Tired of masturbating alone. Don't tell that story.

[John Holmberg]

Along those lines. There was a text that said, john, I. You need to apologize to the masses before the massive gasp of air that I thought I blew my tires out. It was just Everybody on the 202 sighing when Brady let out his jokes.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, exactly. Tire pressure didn't. Come on. What happened?

[Toledo]

This dude from Brooklyn, Thomas John Schraga. He was sentenced to 45 months in prison for wire fraud, pleading guilty to swindling at least 17 victims in a real estate crypto scam. He was running a couple companies that would renovate flip homes, and then he, which never actually happened, had to pay back a total of a little over 1.3 million. And he's got 45 months in prison for this. One of the companies was called Build Strong Homes, llc. And the Other one. Vandelay Contracting Corp. From Seinfeld? Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Toledo]

That's the thing.

[Toledo]

Got another dude, a Florida man, Daniel Morello. He was arrested for battery after an argument with a woman. It turned violent. He punched a 24 year old woman in the head.

[Brett Toledo]

Can't do that.

[Toledo]

They were traveling together, but their car broke down. They ran out of money.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, take that, Gabby.

[Toledo]

So they've been living in the vehicle and things got tense.

[Brett Toledo]

Inevitable someone's going to kill someone if you're in a car with them too long.

[Toledo]

Daniel claims that he'd been dating her for a few months, but the woman denied the intimate relationship.

[Brett Toledo]

You punched her in the head? She might not remember.

[Toledo]

He got arrested. He was wearing a shirt that says, I never argue.

[Brett Toledo]

I love him. We'd play what colors? This is so white. It's ridiculous. Okay? Really?

[Toledo]

Daniel Murillo.

[Brett Toledo]

Get out of here. He's black. I never would have guessed it. This is a white crime.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

He was adopted.

[Brett Toledo]

He was raised by whites, there's no question. Otherwise he'd have just left. If I. If he just said the guy just pulled over and got out and he never was seen from again. I'm like, well, that's a black guy. But he punched her in the head and then tried to stick around. That's a white guy. I am wrong about Daniel Morell, man. You know what? We're melt. We're a melting pot. Anything's possible. But yeah, you can't just watch the Gabby Petito documentary and tell me that. If you said, hey, you know, it'd be a great idea, us tooling around the country in a car for weeks on end, never living anywhere. Someone's gonna die. You can't do it. You might start off in love. I give you till Utah from Florida. And that's exactly how long they lasted before you start wanting to strangle each other.

[Brady Bogan]

Utah, That's a long way.

[Brett Toledo]

Look, you can do it. It.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a long way.

[Brett Toledo]

You could. The first two weeks are fun. It's all like, oh my God, we do kind of stink. You take a bath in a stream and it's cute the first time. Next thing you know, everybody smells like hot flaming corn nuts. There's farting going on in the car. It's dirty. Now it's no more fun. You're in Utah. You're looking at each other like one more diner with her and I'm finishing.

[Toledo]

This Bulgarian soccer team had had a big match last week and they lost one of their legends. So they asked the entire Crowd and the teams go out on the field and do a moment of silence. The legend was a 70. 78 year old Peto. Petko Ganjev.

[Brett Toledo]

Petko sponsored it. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

The big Petco.

[Toledo]

Petco Ganchev.

[Brett Toledo]

You don't have a lot of confidence in that. Let's call Troy.

[Brady Bogan]

None of us do.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, I want to try and would call that.

[Toledo]

That's a tough one.

[Brett Toledo]

Is it one word.

[Toledo]

P E T, K O is his name.

[Brett Toledo]

First name is Petco. That's easy.

[Toledo]

And G A, N, C, H E, V. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Gone. Chef.

[Brady Bogan]

Him too.

[Brett Toledo]

How did you. Yeah, that seems pretty simple.

[Toledo]

Petco Ganchev.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, but you were. You're the one that was making it.

[John Holmberg]

You rocked him yesterday.

[Toledo]

But it could be a. You know, Bulgarian. Maybe their last couple letters are pronounced with that.

[Brett Toledo]

Because you're super strong with that accent.

[Toledo]

A Djokovic.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Anyway, see how easy that was. The moment of silence happened.

[Brett Toledo]

Djokovic is Bulgarian. No. Who knows? He'll fix it.

[Toledo]

An hour into the game.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

No, he sent a message in. I didn't pass away. I'm okay. I was just out of town getting some work done.

[Brett Toledo]

Headco going back to that cross country thing, I got to thinking, well, Brady was making no sense over there with that story. Remember when they'd crossed the nation in those conestoga wagons? And then the stories are always like, the women and children didn't make it. You know why they were getting killed. You were in wagons. So back then, they were a little more tolerant of time spent together. So you could make it from Oklahoma. You get to Nevada, you're not getting all the way to the gold rush with the family, the wives, everybody. Oh, they got sick or. I think they paid a lot of Indians to kill the family.

[Toledo]

And then watch that 1883, the Tyler Sheridan.

[Brett Toledo]

The dudes get through. And you know what else? The other thing.

[Toledo]

Oh, you know, it was grift city.

[Brett Toledo]

Everybody was killing the women and children and the. And also the thing was, like, the men would go ahead. I think that's. That's. We've.

[Toledo]

They would. They would hire people.

[Brett Toledo]

Look, we've romanticized something here that these guys would get up to. Like, oh, there's a mountain range, huh? Women and children, you stay here. We'll be right back. And then they'd leave and they're gonna think we're dead. We're just gonna go to California without them. I can't take it anymore. And then they just leave them to fend for themselves.

[John Holmberg]

Watch that American primeval.

[Toledo]

And then they come back.

[Brett Toledo]

Exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. They just leave the ladies behind all the time. You've got this, right.

[John Holmberg]

Come back and they're slaughtered.

[Brett Toledo]

And the weakest man that they're tired of, like, this guy won't shut up. And the two dudes go, we'll go to California together. And then maybe on their way back.

[Toledo]

Like, 14, say, 100 bucks a wagon, I'll get you across here.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And, like, by the way, we'll be here.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. And they'd kill all the ladies because it was just. Don't think it wasn't the guy driving the wagon. Like, I paid these guys to help us out. Everyone should be comfortable. And then he'd give him that okay sign. I bet you that's where the okay sign came from. You got it, boy. Yep. We'll kill everybody here. No way that. It was all disease, famine and Indians that were killing all those ladies as they tried to, you know, Manifest Destiny. Lewis and Clark did it. They were picking up broads on the way, knocking down mailbox.

[Toledo]

They lost a few.

[Brett Toledo]

Lewis and Clark lost guides. Two of them were going to be just fine. A couple ladies died. It had some prostitutes somewhere in, I don't know, the Dakotas. I don't know where they were.

[John Holmberg]

And they had an inn with Sagajawea.

[Brett Toledo]

She was leading the way, and they were banging the lights on. That whole. We romanticized that whole trip west. Oh, just like some guy pointing and everybody following in their dresses. No, they were sick of the Women by Oklahoma.

[John Holmberg]

The women historical story can have Chris.

[Brett Toledo]

Farley in the movie Wagons east is not. That was John Candy, wasn't it?

[John Holmberg]

No, Chris Farley and Wagons Hoe.

[Brett Toledo]

Or I remember, Wagons east was. Chris was a John Candy.

[John Holmberg]

And.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, they did the other one.

[John Holmberg]

Harley did one.

[Toledo]

I don't.

[Brett Toledo]

And that was one where he died during that. Pretty close, because John Candy died during Wagons East.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Either way, everybody wanted to kill each other. It's the same in cars. We just. It's actually, they were a lot more tolerant back then. And luckily they had savage Indians along the way they could rely on to kill the family so they didn't get blamed for murder.

[Toledo]

There's a single parking spot in Boston that just hit the market for $750,000 in a parking garage in Beacon Hill, around the corner from the Boston Common, right where the famous cheers bar is. 750 grand gets you that parking spot. There's also 400amonth in fees and property taxes. Are $291 a month.

[Brett Toledo]

It's kind of heavy for a spot to park your car.

[Toledo]

Already two people wanting to buy the spot. The person that owned it. It bought it in 2023 for 500,000. It's pretty good. Little turnaround, two years.

[Brett Toledo]

It's not bad.

[Toledo]

This is spectacular news. Sargento just released a new type of American cheese that is actually. It qualifies as cheese.

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute. American cheese doesn't qualify as.

[Kirby]

Shut up, Toledo. Let the man talk.

[Brett Toledo]

This is important.

[Kirby]

It is important. Now you shut your mouth. Shut your gob.

[Toledo]

They've cracked the code on how to make fake cheese.

[Kirby]

Real cheese.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Kirby]

God damn it. It's genius. I love Elon Musk.

[Toledo]

It's natural American cheese. It only has five ingredients. Meanwhile, the other types have nine or more.

[Kirby]

What other types? The real cheese.

[Toledo]

They say the process is similar to making Colby Jack. The ingredients are milk, cheese culture, salt and salt.

[Brett Toledo]

Don't give us a recipe. It's just cheese. It's fake cheese that tastes real. And they're now saying might be real cheese.

[Toledo]

They're on the shelves right now. I already got a pack.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't understand this.

[John Holmberg]

I don't either.

[Brady Bogan]

Mr. Sargento probably called him and sent him one.

[Brett Toledo]

Why in the world do you need artificial cheese to replace your cheese? Hold on. Shut up. Artificial cheese to replace your real cheese? Let him answer this and then we'll get to you.

[Toledo]

Okay, so when you're making a grilled cheese or whatever, you usually use like an American cheese or. But because it's not real cheese, I never would get it. I usually do cheddar or whatever.

[Brett Toledo]

Now you use cheese.

[Toledo]

The other day I saw it on the shelf. Real American cheese. That was what you melt better.

[Brett Toledo]

Wait a minute. You're pre.

[John Holmberg]

Buying things for your stories.

[Toledo]

No, I didn't. I didn't realize it just rolled out. I had to see it.

[Brett Toledo]

The other. That's why it's his story is because in his phone he looks. Is this a scam?

[Kirby]

If I reach for this, it'll be a trap.

[Brett Toledo]

He thought his hand would chop off. Like he's a rat.

[Kirby]

I reach for this cheese that's luring me in.

[Brett Toledo]

And then it became worse. But I'm still struggling with. It's just for melting a cheese slice some people like.

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like Velveeta.

[Toledo]

Velveeta is okay.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, but what's okay then? Why not use Velveeta?

[Toledo]

Why not get an all natural American cheese that's really.

[Brett Toledo]

You care about what's natural? I watch you eat orange.

[Toledo]

I like Velveeta. Don't get me wrong.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, we know.

[Brady Bogan]

We were not questioning that at all.

[Brett Toledo]

I've never once looked at you with a handful of Cheeto dust going, it's all natural. Like, when do you care?

[Toledo]

I wanted to try it, see if it was different.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, sure, trying it's one thing, but the like, trying to sell me that. It's like, this is finally what we've been waiting for. Velveeta's been getting it done.

[Toledo]

I might have been exaggerating a little bit. You know what we were waiting for?

[Brett Toledo]

Jesus Christ. So the cheese. I don't know this. I'm asking you the expert.

[Brady Bogan]

Bitter.

[Brett Toledo]

The cheese that I would buy doesn't melt. Right. As a grilled cheese.

[Toledo]

It melts differently.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, but it's still a good grilled cheese in the end, I think.

[Toledo]

Well, because I think, you know, like, if you're using a Colby or a Cheddar sometimes, and people might like that when you bite the grilled cheese and it strings out a long time.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

American won't do that.

[John Holmberg]

They like playing with it. Oh, American doesn't string.

[Toledo]

Nope.

[Kirby]

It all goes in your mouth at the same time. You don't go messing around like it's a piece of chewed gum.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay.

[Kirby]

Brady's right. When you want to bite, you want to bite. God damn it. You don't want to fight. Not wrong. My question is nothing worse than watching your mouth and have that delicious angelic ambrosia in your mouth, and then you pull the sandwich away and realize that half of it's about to fall on the floor.

[Toledo]

No.

[John Holmberg]

So it's about weight.

[Kirby]

No, it's about floor food. I'm not eating that. We talked about that yesterday. It goes in your mouth, gets in your belly. That's where it belongs. It doesn't belong hanging out in the air, getting cold. It's not Jacob's ladder, for Christ's sake. I want it in my mouth. I don't need some show.

[John Holmberg]

My question was Sargento. Aren't you offended? As an Italian making real American cheese?

[Brett Toledo]

Man, I don't even know what that is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Toledo]

They're out of Wisconsin.

[Brett Toledo]

Gets excited.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so they're not Italian. Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

All right.

[Kirby]

Tell them about the factory tour, Brady.

[Toledo]

It's amazing.

[Kirby]

They had to kick us out. We were like those Palestinian protesters. After a while, they just, like, close it down. They're making us scared.

[Toledo]

I got a couple of Brady videos.

[Kirby]

All right, no more cheese stores, y'all. Done.

[Toledo]

That's it.

[Brett Toledo]

All right.

[Kirby]

See you later.

[Brett Toledo]

Sure.

[Toledo]

Thanks, Rafi.

[Brett Toledo]

Stretch.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta get the system back up.

[Brett Toledo]

Stretch. Like that cheese Britt, he hates.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, let's talk about that.

[Toledo]

No, it's first.

[Brett Toledo]

I just love that there's a finally. Like an exhale from fat world. Oh, finally. No more of those awkward, strange, inconvenient grilled cheese sandwiches I've been struggling with my whole life.

[John Holmberg]

Forty years ago, when I made first.

[Brett Toledo]

Grilled cheese, I think that's one of the first things they teach kids to make because they don't screw up. Hey, now. Oh. Here you go, you rotund little hog. Stepped up the game. Is it too excited? You gotta call me up? Oh, my God. And you saw it in the store. And what's the cell on the package say? Hey, Brady.

[Kirby]

Little neon sign.

[Brett Toledo]

Hey, Brady.

[Toledo]

Look says, hey, boss.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, you're gonna want this, chief.

[Toledo]

This rancher in Massachusetts recently passed away, Asked his family to let his favorite horse spread his ashes. So they fixed the bag on the saddle of the horse, poked holes in the bottom.

[Brett Toledo]

The horse just ran around while he was leaking out?

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Toledo]

This is his horse.

[Toledo]

Yep. Favorite horse.

[Brett Toledo]

He's just at a park somewhere. I just smacked him on the ass. And he's just running trail. Man, there's a lot of. That guy. There's a lot of. He was eating a lot of cheese. Yeah, that's a hell of a lot of.

[Brady Bogan]

That's before they had real American cheese.

[Brett Toledo]

He was eating too much of this sorry cheese.

[Toledo]

Gento pouring out of there.

[Brett Toledo]

Good Christ. That horse has run a quarter mile and he's still blowing smoke out like a. Like a bad muffler. Wow.

[Toledo]

And the last one is spring break in India.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, we are in an S river. That is a river of garbage and feces and white people. So this is in India.

[Toledo]

Oh, it is.

[Brett Toledo]

It is.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Those are Indians, Rampton. India.

[Brett Toledo]

What are they under a ring light? How comes every. Oh, I see it now. Doing.

[Troy Hayden]

Right.

[Brett Toledo]

What are we doing? Is it bath day?

[John Holmberg]

They cordoned it off, John. They've got a barrier between the actual ocean and the crap river.

[Toledo]

The attack of the mudfish.

[Brett Toledo]

Dirt and garbage and diarrhea in that. That's just poop.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's not including the river.

[Brett Toledo]

Talking about the water, bro. Jesus Christ. Although anybody who bathes in that is trash.

[John Holmberg]

Get it in their email now.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't care. What? I don't care. I don't care where you're from. Right there. That's right. You bathe in poop. River you bathe in anything with multiple people. I think you're a pig. If you go to Slide Rock.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you turn me around.

[Brett Toledo]

Jesus. I think you're disgusting. If you go to a public pool.

[Brady Bogan]

I always wanted to do that when I was a kid. I never went to Slide Rock. And then I hear all the stories. I'm like, thank God I didn't.

[Brett Toledo]

And that's why you've never had dysentery, because that's where it's born.

[Toledo]

Some kind of rash.

[Brett Toledo]

You get one of them rashes all over your body from Slide Rock. Wander around looking like Deadpool.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Toledo]

Can't have that. Make everybody scared. Where were you? Slide Rock. Did you slide down on your head? No, it's just what it does to your skin. It ruins your whole body. It's fun, though. Yeah. I was wading around in a bunch of other people's feces. I was down at the sewer plant. Made me a little splotchy.

[Toledo]

Want to go take a dip?

[Brady Bogan]

It's all that curry.

[Brett Toledo]

It is all. You can't sell that curry. Yeah. You can't live in a nation of a billion and a half people and eat that much curry and expect your rivers not to turn brown.

[Brady Bogan]

That's terrible.

[Brett Toledo]

Gross. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I'm a little light today, so. All right, we'll be gentle and on this one. This one's called F Around and Find Out.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay, so it looks like a bank or something. Yeah, dmv. Some sort of. There's a security guy standing there. There's nobody there now. Here comes armed marauders open. He pulls his gun out immediately and shoots one. Oh, there's more shots. Oh, somebody got hit right there. Look at the big blood splatter. That dude's gushing blood, and he's still shooting at the security guard.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he got him in the neck.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, he hit him right in the neck. He's not gonna make it another second. Look at that. He is bleeding out. Look at the. He is.

[John Holmberg]

He's about ready to drop.

[Brett Toledo]

He's doing a Jackson Pollock all over the floor. Oh, there he goes. No, we're getting a little weak. Oh, too much blood loss. He's trying to escape. His door's too heavy. And he's trapped between the half open door. He can't work. He's done. He's done. That's the rest of his. Wow. The security guard had to take three or four shots, too. He's reaching. He's just fine. Look at all that blood. So the security guard shot him directly in the jugular or like the middle.

[John Holmberg]

Finger he painted with the blood.

[Brett Toledo]

What are they robbing?

[John Holmberg]

It must be a bank.

[Brett Toledo]

How fast did he draw that weapon? The dude with the gun is running at him and by the time he gets it out, he's a foot away. That was amazing. And he wasn't even like looking.

[Brady Bogan]

It was like peripheral.

[Brett Toledo]

And then this dude just keeps shooting.

[John Holmberg]

He hits him so that he's shot.

[Brett Toledo]

Too, because he's leaving a blood trail as he runs away.

[Brady Bogan]

Not like that.

[Brett Toledo]

Not like this dude. Gosh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Where is this, Dad? I don't know.

[Brett Toledo]

Wow. It might be the dmv. And it might be the cleanest DMV I've ever seen. Even. It was. No, even. Even now I'd still go in there before. Man, it's so clean. Outside of the blood.

[Brady Bogan]

This is this other security guy coming out the door. It was like. It's almost like he's got a rag and he's cleaning up the floor. Look at this.

[Toledo]

I. I think it's the same dude.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, is it?

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, he's cleaning his blood up.

[Toledo]

Up his gun belt.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, maybe that's the wor.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, there's a lady running. Two ladies running out.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what it is. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it did look like he was stepping on like a.

[Brett Toledo]

He's Swiffering with his.

[Toledo]

Exactly.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm not going to go get the stick. My foot can do this.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at. There's the death.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, he's still bleeding too. He bends over and bleeds some more. Jesus, that's a lot of blood. And this guy's still twitching in there. Yeah, we can put that up on our website. Say, don't rob things.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a cautionary Selena.

[Brett Toledo]

Why not?

[John Holmberg]

Gotta give a warning for graphic nature.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, here's some graphic nature for you.

[Brett Toledo]

Somebody hanging off of the edge of a parkour stunt. Oh, we're about 22 floors up. And not anymore we're not. Oh, he makes it all the way to the bottom.

[Toledo]

Wow. Explosion.

[Brett Toledo]

Who needs an elevator? Oh my. He was just hanging out. What is that, like 18 stories?

[Toledo]

Tracy Morgan.

[Brady Bogan]

Not a bad hot dog.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm gonna go stand outside for a min. It.

[Toledo]

Oh my God.

[John Holmberg]

I think I counted 14 floors.

[Brett Toledo]

He almost landed on his feet. Well, I mean, he wasn't going to stick it right well, but he did land earlier. Body control was pretty amazing. Cuz if it was a little lower, he might have stood up, ducked a couple of points. Did not stick that landing.

[Brady Bogan]

And this guy's going to probably have to jerk with his other hand now.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh. All right. We're in a car. Oh, these idiot teenagers. This kid's hanging his. He's hanging his hand out. He's taking pictures or he's lighting something out the window of. Oh, it blows up right in his hand in the car as they're driving along. He'll let me out, and we can't open the door anymore. Somebody's got to help him. Blew up in his hand. Oh, my God. He showed a hand. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, it's just blowing.

[Toledo]

Hamburger hill.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, his hand. His hand. His hand. It's blown. Oh, there it is. They went back and filmed inside the car, and there's chunks of his hand everywhere. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, dude is right. Oh, now he's got three nub hot dogs and half a thumb.

[Toledo]

M 80 hand.

[Brett Toledo]

That's better than I expected it to look like. All right, Jason, Pierre, Paul.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's it.

[Brett Toledo]

You done with jpp? Wow, fireworks. You know what? Deep down, I'm kind of happy about it. Another jackass trying to be. Trying to be funny with boomers. Blows his hands off. Hella explosions. Let me out. It happened. I do enjoy when fireworks blow up. Hillbilly's hands when they're being real dumb with them. Them. Good stuff. Excellent job. That shooting was crazy. And both of them live so damn long. That's one thing a tactical black, they always say is like. Yeah, in the movies, people get shot. They just. Your adrenaline's going so strong, halftime, you don't even know you're shot. You just keep going. They'll fight you while they're bleeding out. You don't realize what cops have to deal with again. Another time, thanks to our boys and girls in blue. The stuff you guys, you don't know that's gonna happen to you every time you leave the house. You're a cop. Every time you leave the house, you're like, this could be my day. Some jackass I just shot twice won't go away. He's got another 18 seconds and nothing to lose. That guy was bleeding to death, and he kept. His mission was to shoot that other dude. He didn't care that he was dying. Nuts. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady report. It's 98 KUPD. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Brett Toledo]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brett Toledo]

Come on. No no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Brady's whole family and dog are here out of the blue. The dog is adorable. That's the first time we're meeting the new one, right?

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Toledo]

That's cute.

[Toledo]

That's Ollie.

[Brett Toledo]

Hi, Ollie. Ollie's pretty soft. It. Well, Ollie's good. We like Ollie. Oliver is the name. He just calls him Ollie because he nicknames even. And you do too, because you're. You've been trained by the nickname king to never say anyone's name. I got it. Are you still high? From Tyler the creator. Kirby not. It wore off. Okay, good. Did your dad ruin the show? Would you have rather gone without him? She lies in front of her parents. Yep. Dad was first choice to Tyler the creator. I'm sure of it. Anyway, I'm positive somebody remembered some. Remember when we. I saw. I remember seeing. I think, Brett, you were here for this. I remember seeing Brady's like realization the day I told you. Do you know how many boogers you ate as a kid? Being the entitled little prick wandering around Ohio? How many people fed you boogers and spits?

[Toledo]

Oh, because of my special order.

[Brett Toledo]

People remember. I remember him. I didn't that. And I'm like, yeah, you did. And then he realized, oh my God, I was that kid. Scott Haynes remembered that and he goes. He said that. He goes, this cheese talk with Brady is gonna piss McDonald's off. Cause now his special order grilled cheese demands of real cheese will have to be met. Just hilarious. But yeah, Brady used to go to McDonald's. How you doing there, boss? Little seven year old kid.

[Kirby]

Mom's a dental hygienist.

[Brett Toledo]

You might know, her name's Bunny.

[Kirby]

Dad's torp.

[Brett Toledo]

We're pretty big around here.

[Kirby]

Why don't you go ahead and get back there and fire up a grilled cheese for me.

[Brett Toledo]

What do you think this is like a picnic or a barbecue? It just makes special orders.

[Toledo]

No problem.

[Brett Toledo]

There's a menu. All right, why don't you give me a Big Mac?

[Kirby]

But instead of the bread, you use couple of pieces of toasted bread.

[Brett Toledo]

Kill all that stuff in the middle.

[Kirby]

And just use some cheese.

[Brett Toledo]

Why don't you go home and make a grilled cheese sandwich? Why would I do that when you're standing right there? Pablo, you ate so much, you made so many boogers. So any 7 year old comes in, starts demanding off the menu stuff is eating feasts.

[Toledo]

Sesame seeds.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, those. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's probably the least of what he ate. On those things.

[Brett Toledo]

They wipe their ass with that bread. Every time. You're taint in there. Walk in there with his culottes or his onesie shorts on. I had a rough day over at the club.

[Toledo]

My later hose could use a grilled cheese.

[Brett Toledo]

See what this behind me is? Yeah. All the words. Yeah. That's a menu. Do you see grilled cheese on it? Sure.

[Kirby]

Don't special order for just me. Boss man Brady.

[Brett Toledo]

But they remember Brady. They reminded me, the people. I remember that day we were told that didn't happen. They were fine with it. I'm like, no McDonald's employee in the history of McDonald's employees is fine with an eight year old going, special order for just me. Make it happen. I would have done it and I wouldn't have pooped on your food, but I'd have come back and I'd have said, okay, here's your special order, grilled cheese. Thanks a lot. $150, please.

[Kirby]

You're out of your mind.

[Brett Toledo]

I'm like, no, no, no, no. You made this your own personal kitchen. Guess what, you're paying some rent, too.

[Toledo]

I didn't have to worry about the price.

[Brett Toledo]

I know. You did.

[John Holmberg]

Ask for me every time.

[Brett Toledo]

Bogan. Yeah.

[Troy Hayden]

Oh.

[Brett Toledo]

I reached across and grabbed you where your neck should be and said, why don't you go home and make a grilled cheese sandwich? You know, there's. Go to a grilled cheese restaurant. There aren't any. Exactly. My mom says I can go. So why do you think we're different?

[Kirby]

You got the cheese, you got the butter, you got the bread.

[Brett Toledo]

Get to work. Boss, Chief. And now. Man, I'd have punched that little guy. I'd have gone to jail. Standing there in McDonald's outfit in 1974 just looking at your ass. I'm gonna kill him. Another thing that's hilarious that isn't entitlement is that WNBA is starting to rev its engines a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

I thought they were striking, John.

[Brett Toledo]

We're talking about a shutdown. I'm praying for that hilarious area shut down. Second, now, the La Sparks, they got a little bit to worry about here. The La Sparks have Cameron Brink. Now, nobody knows who these people are but me because I hate. Watch it. Cameron Brink is a blonde that plays for the LA Sparks. They all. They also brought over a girl from the Aces in Las Vegas named Kelsey Plum. Both of them attractive only because they're WNBA players. In everyday life, you would look at them and say, she's not bad. But again, because I said it was WNBA I showed you a picture of her and said, said, check out this hot chick. You'd be like, not so great. But she's in those New Balance commercials and whatever. So she just did a podcast that no one listens to. WNBA based podcast. Yeah, they dress her up. She's okay. Bad. But just because she's a female basketball player, it's way above standard for that. Right?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, if that. She looks like an avatar in that one. Like if she showed up, if she just showed up. Amazon and like, just a normal setting, you'd be like, there's the other one. Tall chick, Kelsey Plum. Same exact thing. Body. They dress her up well, but, you know, deep down, not so great. But either way, the LA Sparks. Yeah, she's got like, kind of the strange face, but she's. She's got a great body.

[John Holmberg]

That's the rough one.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, no, she's got on the left.

[John Holmberg]

Side of her head.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. I don't know what she's doing with her hair. Let's. We're not getting into this. You boys are being worse than the ladies. Either way, they started this thing where they put an ad in the paper because that's what professional athletes do. They put an ad out there and said, we're looking for male training. Like, we want some male practice partners. Right.

[Toledo]

Did they do it or the team did?

[Brett Toledo]

Well, they. The team did.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

They play for the team. So they. They did it. So they're putting it out there. And then they. They went on later and they're like.

[Toledo]

Ugh, yeah, on their podcast.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, then their podcast. I'm like, geez, this is a little. This, this could get a little creepy. A little ick. That's what Cameron Brink called it. Ick. She's this Get a little ick. I hope they're all gay. I'm like, you're worried about dudes rolling in wanting to bang WNBA players. You're safe. Don't worry about it. You're safe. The only thing you need to worry about in the WNBA that's ick or sexually charged is your opponent. More of the girls on the floor want to bang them than the boys.

[Toledo]

And I wasn't sure which one of them said that. I'm not posting that person up. I won't post.

[Brett Toledo]

Right? They won't. Yeah, they're not going to lean up against a man. He'll get an erection. Well, who's full of themselves now? And then in another breath, they'll start saying, someday women will play in the NBA. Oh, you're not worried about it then. When? Those dudes aren't going to get hard for you. Nope. But these strangers you're dragging off the street to practice against and by the way, proof it's a viable sport. Can we get some YMCA guys to come practice against us? That should even up. And then they get all upset about it. This thing needs to end immediately. I'm worried they're gonna find us all hot. Don't worry about it. You're sick. It's a false concern. That's like me wandering around going, jeez, probably gonna get raped by a bunch of hot chicks today. No, I'm not. Absolutely nothing I need to worry about ever in my life. I sure hope these girls don't grope me for hours. Not a concern.

[John Holmberg]

You've been buying into too much of.

[Toledo]

Your hype that you've been getting.

[Brett Toledo]

You really think. Oh, my God. All eyes on me. I hope they can control their boners. Said Cameron Brink. Hey, Kirby. It's good to see you again. Thanks for coming in. You showed up for the boner conversation.

[Toledo]

That's softball stuff. Compared to Tyler.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that's true. You let her listen to Tyler, the creator? She's basically a racist drug addict now.

[John Holmberg]

I thought you were saying you put.

[Toledo]

Her in softball, which is.

[Brett Toledo]

Kirby. Do you say the N words you do in your car when it's playing? You skip over them. You listen to all. Are you offended by it? Then why don't you say it? Because you can't.

[John Holmberg]

You can't.

[Brett Toledo]

Brady does.

[John Holmberg]

Do you listen to the clean versions?

[Brett Toledo]

You listen to the unedited. You say it. Why? Cuz the clean version in the car by yourself. You're not just shouting words. Every word. You edit yourself. And yet you still listen. What's the difference between liking it and saying it?

[Toledo]

Liking the song.

[Brett Toledo]

She's high right now.

[Toledo]

I got a little race.

[Brett Toledo]

She's so high right now. She looked at me and she said, look, talking dragon. I don't know why I don't say it. Anyway, so wnba, you can shut down and no one's going to care at all. But I really like that. You know what I do think, though, that the Mercury has never once said, can we get a bunch of dudes to practice again? And then had the nerve afterwards to say, oh, we're probably too sexy for this. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Can you imagine Brittney Griner saying, can.

[Brett Toledo]

You imagine being a dude who got hard posting up with Brittany Griner? You'd have to question yourself. What is going on? I think I might like dudes.

[Brady Bogan]

But.

[Brett Toledo]

You go on a podcast the day after and start talking. I'm just too sexy to have a guy play. How did you learn to play basketball? Was it always with women?

[Toledo]

They. I thought they said. They mentioned they had they scrimmage every now and again. Say get some of the guys from the USC basketball team come over.

[Brett Toledo]

Those guys don't get hard. It's just us. Yeah. Just not some icky weirdo that volunteers.

[Toledo]

Farming it out now because you.

[Brett Toledo]

Why isn't USC practicing against them which is too sexually charged. We can't do it anymore. The boys are coming back all weak legged.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm sure that's an issue.

[Brett Toledo]

Not a problem.

[John Holmberg]

Is it just the work environment or. They can't go out anywhere without it being.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know. It's a tough life. Yeah. Cameron Brink can't walk around with like dudes. Just the ick factor. And then she. Then they have the nerve to say hope they're all gay. You're gonna practice against a bunch of gay basketball players. You guys are coming in last.

[Toledo]

You're not gonna get tough.

[Brett Toledo]

That's not gonna toughen you up. I like contest. Yuck. Girls stupid. Anyway, WNBA action begins pretty darn soon.

[Toledo]

Maybe that. You know the fact that the holdout might not happen because Angel Reese got 50k bonus.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. She's got a little bonus for her three on three tournament that she won the championship in the three on three women's league isn't that much better.

[John Holmberg]

Her whole salary 50k.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh yeah.

[Toledo]

81.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. She missed by 30. But this was her bonus for winning the three on three world championship. Which nobody's. I've watched two games. And the thing about the three on three, it's a much better product because they shortened up the courts like size of volleyball court. Yes. Oh it's. But no, somehow they still managed to whip it out of bounds. They still need five people to, you know, not just turn it over constantly. So having three out there at all times, sometimes it bounces off a defender and stays in bounds. But it's rare. But they only have to take like four or five steps going back and forth. I'm like this is a better idea a boy. Is that girl's basketball bad anyway. And the other thing is the truth of the matter is they don't really want to do to. I'm imagine that a bunch of YMCA guys that come in and go don't worry about it. We're not going to get hard. And then they just knock them all over the court. And beat them. They'd hate it. There'd be documentaries about it and stuff. Wow.

[Toledo]

I could see if they're, like, concerned about maybe getting injured or something. I don't know.

[Brett Toledo]

But then don't.

[Toledo]

That's too. If you weren't getting that, you're too strong.

[Brett Toledo]

Practice. The USC men's team was crushing them, by the way. They probably had a no dunking rule and no scoring after 40.

[Toledo]

Work on technique.

[Brett Toledo]

You're playing Def Only defense. We're gonna have a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. It's 98 KUPD. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Brett Toledo]

I've heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brett Toledo]

Come. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Got a rock horse coming up a little bit, but before we do that, our friend Bert's gonna head out this weekend to the eargasm show. This is the 40th. Not in a row, though, because I think they skipped one year. Do they count 20? 20?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's kind of like us with the golf tournament.

[Brett Toledo]

What's that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, when we had those, by the way.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't want to get everybody all excited, but I was chatting away the other day. It didn't get met with the greatest response. Tripp and I both said, hey. Trip said, I can do it. Now we can. We figured out a way to get around our own company to do the golf tournament.

[Brady Bogan]

We have to get around our own company.

[Brett Toledo]

We have to. We have got to backdoor our own people on this. All right? And who better to do that than kdkb? So they came up with a couple ideas to backdoor our lawyers, and we've done it. We've circumvented the issues that caused our golf tournament to not work. Work doesn't mean it's happening quite yet, because they could still catch us. But we're on to something nice. Now, I won't be overly excited about the idea, because I did hear that when it was announced to the sales, the eyes were rolling. Ah, great, because that means they got to stand in the heat again. They all want to do it, like, early in the morning. The other thing that's.

[Brady Bogan]

They'll leave anyway.

[Brett Toledo]

I know. The other thing that's great is the. The Humane Society is about to do their golf tournament, and they asked if we'd help out with that. It's on a Friday morning or a Thursday morning, so we can't play in it. But we're going to be giving foursome away for that in a little bit. I hope to get that together soon because other golf tournaments happen like crazy. Those are pretty common. Ours. Like climbing Everest. It's nearly impossible. But I think we've found a way. I think we found a way where we're almost to the top. We've lost a few bodies, but a couple of us are still alive. And I have the power of trip reboom. And we're gonna want to do it. I'm like, yeah. Now I'm gonna throw this out there just because. I'll let you be part of a meeting. None of this is probably gonna happen. But the idea that we had was a VIP package. And this was mainly for you and I, Brady, to enjoy. Brett, you'd go. But. And play golf in Las Vegas at one of their things for people who wanted foursomes but not necessarily part of the Heat Stroke. The Heat Stroke satellite tournament that we'd pay an extra amount, get a weekend in Vegas, play some golf at a course there, maybe two. And do that. I'll.

[Brady Bogan]

Morgan Freeman. Give me a little cap. I'll drive the cart around for you. No problem.

[Brett Toledo]

You have Bagger Vance with me. Is that Morgan Freeman? No, that was Wilson.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm Driving Miss Daisy.

[Brett Toledo]

I'll drive the car. I didn't know. I got them all confused. Those movies. Those movies. Movies.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks, Trent.

[Brett Toledo]

People in those little Bagger Vance had the same outfit. I am often. Damn it. My release. Back off. But Brett's going to be out this weekend no matter what. That's for sure. At the 40th annual NHRA Arizona Nationals. That is one of the best events ever. I've been telling you guys about this the whole time we've known about it. It was introduced to me in the 90s, and I didn't appreciate it because I didn't get to stand up on the Christmas tree, but, man, oh, man.

[Toledo]

It wasn't until here.

[Brett Toledo]

Well, that's what I'm saying. We. Oh, you. Yeah. Your first time was here. Time was I went to the one they did at night drunk with a guy named Troy and another buddy of mine named Adam. And we went out there and we were having a blast. But I'm like. The noise we actually tried to avoid because we were far enough down that it didn't register with us how. Man, everything about that is so cool. And it is just a. A display of human achievement to what these engines and what these cars can do, let alone the noise that sends your body into a different. Oh, it's so good.

[Brady Bogan]

It's great going out there with a newbie that doesn't know what to expect.

[Brett Toledo]

That's the way you have to do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Between the, the sounds and the, the nitro in your nose.

[Brett Toledo]

I still have video of my friend Mark, who is skeptical. Why would we go to this? And I'm like, you're coming with me. Or stand on the. You'll be right next to this. And I'm like, don't plug your ears. Stand right next to me. And he's. He didn't know. He ran like he started. He put his hands over his head drunk and ducked down and started running around the nhra. It's, it's, it's an awesome show. The nationals are Saturday. Brett's gonna be out there 9:30 in the morning till 12:30 giving away a ton of stuff. It's the second of the 20 events for the Mission Foods Drag Race series. And CAPS is going to try to come in here later this week. We'll get Ron back in.

[Toledo]

And I think it was two weeks ago he hit the 339 mark for speed. Yes.

[Brett Toledo]

Out here when it was like 85 degrees. Oh, and oh, man, that's unreal. He's almost getting to my record. Anyway, you got the funny cars, the top feels pro stick. He's getting real close. And then of course, you know, all.

[John Holmberg]

The caps will be in tomorrow with Dale.

[Brett Toledo]

He is coming for sure. Awesome. Van Dan's T shirts, you fest things. He's got all sorts of tickets to shows. Brett's going to be out there. So if you're going to the Arizona nationals, darn it all. Go look for Brett and get some free stuff on top of it all. That ain't so bad. Who won Rock wars last time you did it? Was it me? Let me double check.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think John G. Picked you. Yeah, he did.

[Brett Toledo]

Hey, John G's back in. All right. That's the deal. All right, good. I have a topic because we're 44 minutes and 12 seconds away from this D taking a needle. And our boy Troy Hayden from Channel 12 is going to be out there watching. So we talked this morning. Brady was very excited about executions because we started to talk about last meals and they moved it to breakfast time so the last meal request would be a new menu. So your 10am execution. Give me your last meal and the last song. You'll ever hear. I think you're going out to a.

[John Holmberg]

Ringtone on Troy's phone that goes off.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, that would be awesome. Troy doesn't shut his phone off. Sorry, folks. I'll be right back. Could we hold on for a second? I'll wait. But yeah. So the last song that is.

[Brady Bogan]

Does it have to be for us or can we do for like, we can pick Brady's song or your song.

[Brett Toledo]

If you want to do. If you want to kill Brady, I'll allow it.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett Toledo]

No, yeah, but it doesn't have to be a fair. If. If you want it for you, it'd be like, this would be the song the last thing I want to hear before I die. Or if you're like, I'm going to pick one for Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm thinking one for Brady.

[Brett Toledo]

He's already killing Brady. Is there a Sargento song? Brad, how come you're so quick with this? If you want to help out [e-mail] you can text 97936 and give us your suggestions. We got Rock wars coming up next. It's 98.

[Toledo]

Hear the words you say sometimes.

[Troy Hayden]

I mean, who talks like that?

[Brett Toledo]

98. KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. I got worried. It's time. 9:30 on the dot for your weekly battle of musical supremacy called Rock Wars. And of course it is brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed in top dollar pay. Paid with the entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com. 12th street, an Indian school. I got. I got a little something from Mo Money Pond. I haven't picked it up. Well, I told Byron. He sent me the thing. I'm like, done dealing. I should go over there today.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Want to go? Sure. Are you eating?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, me and the bagels. Sorry.

[Brett Toledo]

I didn't know what he was doing. Like, what's wrong with Brett's voice? I didn't even see you eating. Yeah, yeah, I bought a Troy Palomalo autographed jersey.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you did get that. Oh, yeah, I saw that.

[Brett Toledo]

I was framed with a lock of hair. Oh, if it had hair in it. I'm gonna need a tissue. Oh, it's not for the tears. Oh, no, I'm not crying. The tears are natural. The other stuff is supernatural. It is the theme today. With Arizona doing its first execution in a few years at 10am they moved it up a little more. Convenient enough. Stay so late. A lot of Cleanup in the middle of the night. 10:00am It's a good time to kill. So 10:00am is the official time. They'll be executing this prisoner out there this morning. Our own Troy Hayden from Channel 12. Our own. I call him like we own him. He called us this morning. He's gonna call again tomorrow to talk about it. But this morning, he talked on his. He's out there. He's doing his thing. He's talking about. This is his fifth execution. It's weird, but it's a thing. And he sees it as a very important job for the media to fairly witness such a thing. So it's kind of in the air today that that's going to happen. We brought it up. Brady started talking about last meals with Troy. Even though he had a short period of time, Brady had to know last meal rules. And we started thinking like, you got to have a last meal. Maybe a last TV show, a last movie, if you feel like throwing those into your. But the last song. A final song. Now, Brett brought up. Can I pick for someone else? Sure. If you want to have a story for someone else, that's great. Or we chose for ourselves. But a final song. The last song you want to hear before you. Your lights go out, you know, not your funeral song. The song that makes you go, okay, there it is. That's my song going away. And not. I don't even make a tribute or whatever, but that's it. What would you play? That's this week's Rock wars. And I'll start with you, Brady. Let's go with you. Your final song as you lay on the slab, about to get. First off, what was your crime? Why are you being executed? Road trip with Kirby and Brady that last what, probably two weeks in a minivan and she petitos you the reverse.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, or meat theft.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yeah, somebody stole. Okay. Another man took a bite of your steak. Okay, that's true. All right, so you're on the slab. Needles are going in. Let's play. Oh, what's your final meal?

[Toledo]

It's a great question, John. Final meal. We're going to start off with the spicy popcorn shrimp.

[Brett Toledo]

Shrimp for breakfast.

[Toledo]

Appetizer. I'll have it for breakfast. I'll have it. And I'm gonna have an A5BMS 12 wagyu steak. It's the highest grade of marbling possible on steak.

[Brett Toledo]

You're going in red.

[Toledo]

Scalloped potatoes.

[Brady Bogan]

We end to 10, right?

[Toledo]

Creme brulee, cream corn, lobster bisque, wedge salad. And then for dessert, a hot fudge sundae from right now.

[Brett Toledo]

You're gonna die before the needle goes in. You're trying to kill yourself through gorging before they. Even if that happens beforehand, that's the happiest you could ever be. All right.

[Toledo]

And the song I chose, she'd have a steak. A little sense of humor.

[Brett Toledo]

Hold on. Steak, popcorn, shrimp, creme brulee, all the sides.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, let's just go over what he did in the order instead. You know, it'd be faster.

[Brett Toledo]

This third of the steak 44 menu is going in. All right. The song that plays in the last one you'll ever hear.

[Toledo]

Queen. Another one bites the dust.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, that's pretty nice. There. It is. Yeah. Pretty good. So you want yourself to be reminded that you're done time. Absolutely. That's weird, but okay. I suppose you want to go out, giggle, and maybe try to make the family of the people you killed laugh. What do you care? All right, I see that.

[Troy Hayden]

All right.

[Brett Toledo]

Beautiful thing. There you go. All right, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, well, I'm not killing myself. I didn't do it, obviously. So I'm. I'm not in there.

[Brett Toledo]

You got to take somebody else.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't do it. You're a witness, not me.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. All right. But you get to pick the song.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So I'm. I'm killing Brady on this one.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's on the slab again, and basically, he's not gonna eat no vegetables or nothing. And we were talking earlier about, like, him ordering his special meals at McDonald's.

[Brett Toledo]

You last meal. Yeah. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

So basically, he's just getting a meat sandwich. So the song is Meat sandwich from guar.

[Brett Toledo]

Turn yours up a little bit, Meat sandwich. And Brady would go out happy with that. Yes, he would. I think meat sandwich for Brady's pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

I have come as a battle.

[Brett Toledo]

Snapping at your bloated belly. Jesus Christ.

[Toledo]

Nailed it.

[Brett Toledo]

The video's kind of doing itself. All right. I like that. Meat sandwich is green jelly or guar. Okay. Well, I chose myself as the person to kill, and I went on a rampage. You guys. Guys, did you. Oh, it was bad.

[Toledo]

A slaughtering machete or.

[Brett Toledo]

There was a lot. There was multiple web machetes, guns, trucks, fire. I went out. If I'm going to do it, I want to be remembered for a long time.

[John Holmberg]

Weren't you?

[Brett Toledo]

I was everywhere. I got away, went down to other cities. Baltimore. Oh, I. I did. I went to Baltimore. I killed the Ravens. Then I drove to Cleveland. I killed the Browns, and I drove to Cincinnati, and I killed the bungles. Even Though I was like, why bother?

[John Holmberg]

You're nodding like Bill Cower.

[Brett Toledo]

Uh huh. I did. I get real emotional about this since, you know, I killed all of them. They're all gone, every one of them. So I'm killing all my football enemies and I'm smiling. I get myself a nice Permani brother sandwich as my last meal, and I say, turn it up. The Pittsburgh Steelers polka. The time that reminds me of the best thing that happened while I was alive. We cheer the Pittsburgh Steelers. The original, by the way. Four Super Bowls, six years.

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't want the remake.

[Brett Toledo]

Remakes there. This is the original's always.

[John Holmberg]

They play this all the time at Danny's place.

[Brett Toledo]

Crushing my Permani brother sandwich with the fries on it. I don't need like Brady where I'm eating 16 different plates. I want to be. You mixed it. Not a salad. That's candy.

[Brady Bogan]

See, this guy's calling bs. Brady's already out because there's no way he's eating an effing salad.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay, first off, you don't know what.

[Brady Bogan]

A wedge salad is.

[Brett Toledo]

Second, the lettuce is the least important part of a wedge salad.

[Toledo]

It's an element.

[Brett Toledo]

It's a half a gallon of blue cheese dressing and like, you'll probably get the extra tomatoes. You're going to be like, laying on that thing going, oh, you're. I'm going to be comfortable.

[Toledo]

It's going to be an explosion.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, nobody wants that. Oh, this. I'll be smiling while I die. You know why? Because I'll have that last image image of ugly ass Lamar Jackson going, please, no. Right before I ran his ass over. Worth it. All right. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

You can't kill Big Trust.

[Brett Toledo]

That is my. That's it. He wanted to hear this last song I hear. The great joy I would feel is the. Whatever that stuff is that goes into your veins, puts you to sleep. Nice little sleep. I gasp for her for a couple hours, just like Lamar did. Like a fish. When I hit him with the truck. I stood over him and watched him breathe. Breathe. Until he didn't. It's fantastic. All right, who wins? [e-mail] Will it be me with Lucky Louie and the Pittsburgh Steelers polka? Will it be Brett Meat Sandwich for his killing of Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't do it, so I'm not in there.

[Brett Toledo]

You're just part of it. I like that one. Willoughby Brady's Another one Bites the Dust by Queen after he gorges on everything that's left in the kitchen of Ocean 44 man, oh man. Serving it up. You can help us out. Also on the phone. [phone] and maybe do final call unless John Gordon, who is standing behind me right now is chosen first. We'll find out who wins Rock wars next. Morning sickness.

[Toledo]

Hear the words you say sometimes.

[Brett Toledo]

I mean, who talks like that? 98 kill you PD Holmberg's morning sickness. All right. Right in the middle of Rock Wars. And of course, the topic today, based on the execution that will be going on on down the road here, Brady chose Another One Bites the Dust by Queen as his final song to ever hear in life. Brett chose meat Sandwich because Brett's not on that slab. He would never get executed for a crime and put to death not guilty. Somebody else is going to serve that.

[Brady Bogan]

Damn right.

[Brett Toledo]

I put myself on the slab and listen to the Pittsburgh Steelers poker on the way out. Those are the ones. And then of course, we did our last meals too. And Brady chose to wedge salad for for one eighth of it. And of course, again, people are looking up wed salad now and knocking on the. Oh, I had no idea that's the least healthy thing on Brady's order. Somebody said salad. Scott Haynes says the salad would have been a smart attempt for you to order that it would have been an attempt to prove to the governor that you're insane and she should stay the execution. My last meal, I just have a.

[Kirby]

Plain kale, no dressing, salad, a little lemon juice.

[Brett Toledo]

You got the wrong guy, guy. The trailer Cheetos led us to the wrong man. So there you go. I have run away with it. On the emails, it's surprising. This one says good choices this morning. Toss up between Brett and Brady. But I got to give it to the Mafia Don Don Brett, he's the only one who's wisely got out of this conviction. Like that's true. When you think about it, Brett's the only one who who did well in the trial. The next one says you should have gone with the Dewey Cox story. I'm going to vote for Brett. Personally, I don't know how anyone can vote for Mason Rudolph's team? Shut up, Justin. It says pop pops choices as lame as it gets. Queen. Dear God, how did you and Brett blow this so bad that Brady's Another One Bites the Dust is the one I'm choosing. And I'm going to pick Brady because your Steelers can go F themselves. See, I took the risk. But see, what I'll do now is just add your team to my list of death hits before I go. Wow. The Steelers will be the last one standing. And on one toe in the end zone. Cardinal fan. Touchdown. This one says, voting for the steelers, But I still can't believe you're friends with a Dallas cowboy. That's true. And a raven. At first I thought your selection was terrible, and then I realized if I was listening to that Steelers song, I'd want to be executed too. So I vote for you, John. I'm sorry. I'm picking Brady. Hearing him describe that last meal kind of got me hard. I'm fat, too, Ethan. All right, well, there you. Alvina says I vote for Holmberg. Pittsburgh steelers for life. You nailed it. I grew up in Pittsburgh and I've dreamt of going out the way you describe, killing all the others and then just hearing that song as your eyes close. We're a sick bunch. This one says, my vote is for you, John and Toledo. Shut your pie hole. Signed Paul of the Toledo hater. This one says, I thought Brady's pick was pretty gay, but you out gate him. I picked Brett by default. Scott shot. This one says, what happened to Lou Rawls? I don't want to go out. Kiss 1230s.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that would be great.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, that wouldn't have been so bad. This one is. Yeah, everybody's. Now this is getting back into the salads. So did you pick little Troy? You got a jersey for little Troy Palomalo when you picked that song? You know he's friends with Patrick. My homo boy. Football fans are mean. That doesn't make him gay. Patrick Mahomes still. Either way, I got the emails. 10 to 4. To 4. Brian Brady, what did you have on yours?

[John Holmberg]

Day goes for life.

[Brett Toledo]

All right. Did he win it all? No. He's one vote behind Brady right now. That's just how you came in. All right. Too much. All right, John Gordon, pick a number between one and five, I'm guessing.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Number one. Number one today is. I can't see it. Final call. All right. We rely on the final call. 5859800 is the phone number. Who will it be? Brett picking guar's meat sandwich as he stares at Brady's dying body after feeding him a meat sandwich. What would the meat be? You didn't care. He didn't. It doesn't matter. Potted. It doesn't matter. Brisket pulled. Whatever's in there.

[Kirby]

What's between those buns? That's what I want to know.

[Brett Toledo]

And somebody else said, how's Brady just dodged the fact that he would have been the Oscar wiener song. Oscar Meyer Wiener song. That would have been fun. Will it be Brady's song? Another One Bites the Dust by Queen? Or will it be my song? The Pittsburgh Steelers Poker. The final call is on the line right now in the form of someone saying Eva, but I know that's not right. Are you there, Eva? Eva, Go ahead. Who is the. Who is the big winner? There can only be one John. Me. It is you, of course. Oh, that's what I was waiting. Boy, I was faded breath. I did it. And now the city in the middle of March. The ides of March. We'll listen to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Toledo]

Is that a man voting? Just check it.

[Brett Toledo]

Yes, it was. It was an absolute man. You know how I know? Nice. You know, I know because he wasn't dressed like a rug at a bordello. He's not a Bengals fan. Beautiful. The Pittsburgh Steelers. Poker will play. Yeah, I know. It's Mason Rudolph.

[Toledo]

Shut up.

[Brett Toledo]

We'll get something eventually. All right, who's Lucky Louie and a Jocelyn polka band or something like that?

[John Holmberg]

Lucky Louie. And the version I have doesn't have says Terry Bradshaw, Franco Harris, Jack Lambert, and Lynn Swan.

[Brett Toledo]

They're not in it. They just are mentioned. Yeah, yeah, they're mentioned, but they're not on the. They don't.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett Toledo]

Franco with Rocky car the ball. Come on, boys. Terry's not doing it. All right, here you go. It's your Pittsburgh Steelers poker. As I digest my Permani brothers and smile at the idea that all the Ravens are dead. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Brett Toledo]

I have heard enough of this. You P.D. hornberg's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on.

[Brett Toledo]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98, can you p. Oddly enough, while that song played, our Mexican numbers went through the roof. They love. They love that stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Those Germans had some lasers into that.

[Brett Toledo]

We're good. The Germans invaded Pennsylvania, or, I mean, sorry, Mexico for a little while. They brought them the tubas. And the Mexicans are like, we don't like these Germans anymore, but we'll keep the tuba stuff. That's pretty good, man. They embrace the hell out of that pulking. I heard a pop song from a Mexican artist and there was a tuba in the back. They won't let that one go. So if you guys. You don't have a team. Mexicans, and you're looking. That polka song plays like six times A game over in Pittsburgh. I like that tuba. Reminds me of my grandpa. Ah, that made me feel good. That. That's a little elixir for me.

[Brady Bogan]

I feel like a tamale. Now.

[Brett Toledo]

You, you're from the southwest, so it's confusing to hear all those tubas, but that's very. Perry, he's beaten pierogies and it's weird. God, that's it. That makes me happy. And plus, in my fantasy that, you know, Lamar Jackson just. Daddy, I don't wish death on him. I wish I could kill him and get away with it. But I. That. That's wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

I understand. It happens.

[Brett Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

What I was gonna say, don't you need to put Home invasion prevention seminar?

[Brett Toledo]

No, it blows your way. They teach you how to do it and how to stop it. It's amazing. We got to know both sides of the ball.

[John Holmberg]

That's true.

[Brett Toledo]

You know, if you're a defensive end, you got to know where the linebacker is. There's no reason to just learn your part. Know the home invasions, they've got like a bedroom set up. I've seen. It's pretty amazing. Like they make you go up there, turn the lights off and lay in the bed. And then from 30 minutes, you'll learn in some. Some angle in that room, somebody attacks you, like, once you're comfortable under. It's amazing.

[Toledo]

She'll love it too.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. And then you know what? I have seen a relationship.

[Brady Bogan]

Thomas walks in the door.

[Brett Toledo]

I've actually watched Tony is such a gentle attacker that he. I've watched a relationship bloom between the lady and the bed. And no, it's. It's absurd. And they're doing it based on the idea this is what the dude was doing under the bed. You don't know, comes through the window, is in the room while you're there, closet, something else. But they've had this whole set. It's incredible. And they teach you that stuff. And you walk in there and you're like, I Don't know what I'm getting into. And you leave so confident. It's ridiculous. And they do that training all the time. These seminars are tip of the iceberg type things to say. Here's what we're doing. We're just hyper focused on one event. Amazing. They have the de escalation one that comes up. They do a CCW class. They get you through all sorts of stuff. You earn your, your concealed carry permit through them. After a class they've got, they've got it all and it's all available on their website reactdefense.com again I give you the price. 2 months, 199 bucks of training. That is unbelievable. Hands on personal training that you get nowhere else. And again, I told you about that email a couple weeks ago. The daughter of a guy who trained there, she trained a little bit and probably saved about 15 lives when some guy lost his cool on a college campus and she, her training kicked in and she kept these people from scrambling all over doing dumb stuff and got them in the right place, deescalated them and then took them to the right spot rather than just, you know, willy nilly going bananas. It was really good. So it could save your life on top of it. And more importantly, people around you, the people you love. Reactdefense.com that's where you go. It's the home of tactical black Brady entertainment.

[Toledo]

Gal Gadot got her star of the Hollywood, Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. But there are protesters the whole time.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, Palestinians hate her.

[Toledo]

She's had nothing to do with the Snow White movie.

[Brett Toledo]

She's Israeli.

[Toledo]

Yeah, she was in the Israeli army.

[Brett Toledo]

Can I ask you what she's done that deserves the star? Wonder Woman 1, movie 2. The second one was she had the.

[Toledo]

Cash to buy Fast and Furious.

[Brett Toledo]

That's what it is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brett Toledo]

I, I learned that when I went to, back in the late 90s when I went to Mel Gibson's and I'm like, chicken Run comes out this week. I'm like, isn't this convenient? And then the guy told me goes, oh no, they're, they buy these things and then make them right on time for a promotion for a new thing. So it just so happens she's getting her star. Yeah. And that movie comes out, there are.

[Toledo]

About two dozen protesters. But Vin Diesel was there. Yep. Because she was in Fast Furious.

[John Holmberg]

She was.

[Brady Bogan]

Which one?

[Toledo]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I have no idea. Yeah, there's so many, I don't know who's in them anymore.

[Brett Toledo]

She was one of the girls oh, that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

She was driving, thinking, they're very fast. She hardly saw her. She was so fast, she didn't even see it.

[Toledo]

National Geographic released their list of change makers that includes Selena Gomez, Jason Momoa.

[Brett Toledo]

They make change. So if you're in Hollywood, you need to break a buck.

[Toledo]

Selena got the award for supporting mental health.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh.

[Toledo]

On a global scale. Jason Momoa for using his superpowers to protect our oceans.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Don Cheadle for battling climate injustice for one community at a time.

[Brett Toledo]

Injustice. People are rude to the climate.

[Toledo]

Injustice.

[Brett Toledo]

That's what I'm saying.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

So he's not stopping. He's not trying to change climate. He's trying to change people's attitudes for being unjust to the climate. The climate. But how is that. What is that? What is that? Me driving around with a car.

[John Holmberg]

I cannot stand for this.

[Toledo]

Like, if I cut my muffler, I.

[Brett Toledo]

Cut my muffler off. That's an injustice to the climate.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Toledo]

Wow. And Don Cheadle will come over. So if I do that, I'll meet Don Cheadle.

[Toledo]

That's pretty cool. Smack of the.

[Brett Toledo]

Today I'm going to commit some crimes. I like Don Cheadle. He's great in Boogie Nights. Oh. Hotel Rwanda. Amazing.

[Toledo]

Michelle. Yo. Got one for focusing on the burdens of women in disaster zones.

[Brett Toledo]

Edward Norton. Wait a minute. Hold on. Is that what we're calling periods now?

[Toledo]

That's the red Zaga there.

[Brett Toledo]

Reds.

[Toledo]

Edward Norton for imagining a new way to conserve African wildlife.

[Brett Toledo]

By the way too. For the vote online. There. You misread that. The guy that emailed it said, I didn't. I wasn't voting for bread. I said egos for life. That's Brady. Damn it. I did. Then another guy said I was voting for John. It says bagels for life. Bagego. Bagel. Ego for life. That's how we're voting now? That's the new one. Either cast a vote for Deo ego or. Or bagel.

[Toledo]

In the upcoming horror movie Screamboat, it's the one about Mickey Mouse becomes a brutal murderer and some of his victims include knockoff Disney princesses. For example, there's one Cindy for Cinderella. Jazzy for Jasmine from a lad.

[Brett Toledo]

Cool.

[Toledo]

Bella from Belle. Beauty and the Beast. Ariana. They couldn't use the actual princess name, unlike Steamboat Willie because he's still trademark. Yep.

[Brett Toledo]

Interesting.

[Toledo]

Part of the movie was filmed on the Staten island ferry owned by Pete Davidson and Colin Jost.

[Brett Toledo]

They got to make money on that somehow because we tried on losing it.

[Toledo]

Maybe that Paid for it. That comes out April 2nd. And Tyler Taylor Sheridan, the guy that behind Yellowstone, Tulsa King. He's hosting his own concert on his ranch in Weatherford, Texas, called the Bosque Ranch Live concert. It'll take place September 13th, and there's only 500 tickets that'll be available. It's a private show at his ranch.

[Brett Toledo]

And money goes to environmental injustice. People are tired of you being unjust to the air and stuff. What's an injustice towards, like, everything we do just existing.

[Toledo]

Like Don Cheadle the guilty.

[Brett Toledo]

So. Yeah, but Don Cheadle is completely just at all times.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Toledo]

That's just a bad name now. Like, awareness is better than injustice. That's silly. That's just silly. All right, let's get the hell out of here. Larry's standing around waiting for us. He's back. Larry's back. That's a good thing. He's gonna get your stuff. Don't forget, Rhett's going out on Saturday. We're gonna give more tickets away. NHRA tickets tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

We got a bunch, too.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. What a show tomorrow. Troy Hayden's gonna talk about killing a guy. Guy. Then a comedian comes in. I don't remember which one. I don't remember which.

[John Holmberg]

And then they flipped him.

[Brett Toledo]

And then Dale's here and he's bringing Ron Caps with him. So we get that whole thing tomorrow. Cuz Caps for his annual visit.

[Toledo]

Let's not know that Dale knows Dale.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah. Dale wouldn't know it if he had it with him in the.

[Brady Bogan]

Just going to cut into Dale's time because you know how testy he gets about that.

[John Holmberg]

He's told Ron to come in about 10 minutes before Dale.

[Brett Toledo]

It's going to be great. Oh, even better. Come on. Johnny. Johnny, what's going on? I thought I had a deal, buddy. All right, we're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Wednesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning Sickness solo. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Brett Toledo]

I have heard enough of this.