03-19-25 - Rock Wars - Song For Your Execution And/Or Last Meal

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: March 19, 2025 - Rock Wars - Song For Your Execution And/Or Last Meal
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: March 19, 2025

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Introduction to the Episode

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a variety of engaging topics ranging from upcoming local events to a thrilling segment titled "Rock Wars." The episode is packed with humor, camaraderie, and interactive discussions that keep listeners entertained and involved.

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Upcoming Events and Initiatives

Golf Tournament Plans

John Holmberg kicks off the episode by sharing exciting news about an upcoming golf tournament:

John Holmberg [01:07]: "Tripp and I both said, hey. Tripp said, I can do it. Now we can."

He explains how the team has devised a strategy to navigate internal company restrictions to organize the tournament, humorously likening the process to climbing Everest:

John Holmberg [01:29]: "We've lost a few bodies, but a couple of us are still alive. And I have the power of trip reboot."

The hosts discuss the potential challenges and the enthusiasm within the team to make the event a reality, despite initial skepticism from the sales team.

Collaboration with the Humane Society

The team also highlights their partnership with the Humane Society for their golf tournament:

John Holmberg [02:17]: "It's on a Friday morning or Thursday morning, so we can't play in it. But we're going to be giving foursome away for that in a little bit."

This collaboration underscores their commitment to community involvement and charity.

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NHRA Arizona Nationals Coverage

Brett's Attendance at the Nationals

John enthusiastically talks about Brett attending the 40th Annual NHRA Arizona Nationals:

John Holmberg [03:25]: "Brett's gonna be out there no matter what. That's for sure."

They reminisce about past experiences at similar events and emphasize the electrifying atmosphere of the Nationals:

John Holmberg [04:23]: "Everything about that is so cool. It is just a display of human achievement to what these engines and what these cars can do."

Brett's Role and Achievements

Brett shares insights about his day at the event, including impressive speed marks achieved by participants:

Brett [05:04]: "I think it was two weeks ago he hit the 339 mark for speed."

The team also mentions upcoming involvement from CAPS and other notable personalities, adding depth to the event coverage.

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Rock Wars Segment: Song for Your Execution and Last Meal

Introduction to Rock Wars

The core of the episode revolves around the "Rock Wars" segment, where hosts and listeners engage in a hypothetical scenario of selecting last meals and final songs before execution. This segment blends dark humor with creative expression, prompting participants to think about their ultimate farewells.

Choosing Last Meals

Brett and Brady share their choices for last meals, reflecting their personalities and tastes:

Brett [10:05]: "It's a great question, John. Final meal. We're going to start off with the spicy popcorn shrimp for breakfast. Appetizer. I'll have it for breakfast."

Brady [10:16]: "I'm picking one for Brady. Meat theft."

Selecting Final Songs

Participants also select songs that they would want to hear in their final moments:

Brett [10:52]: "Another one bites the dust by Queen."

Brady [11:43]: "Another one Bites the Dust by Queen after he gorges on everything that's left in the kitchen of Ocean. 44."

Humorous Banter and Storytelling

The segment is filled with humorous exchanges as the hosts imagine themselves in the hypothetical scenario:

John Holmberg [10:41]: "You're gonna die before the needle goes in. You're trying to kill yourself through gorging before they."

Brady [14:17]: "Jesus Christ."

They create entertaining narratives around their choices, including fictional acts of sports team rivalries and tongue-in-cheek discussions about their selections.

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Listener Engagement and Voting

Audience Participation

Listeners are encouraged to participate by voting for their favorite Rock Wars entries. The hosts read out various listener opinions and votes, adding an interactive layer to the segment:

John Holmberg [16:19]: "Alvina says I vote for Holmberg. Pittsburgh Steelers for life. You nailed it."

Determining the Winner

The episode culminates with the announcement of the Rock Wars winner based on listener votes. John Holmberg emerges victorious with his choice:

John Holmberg [20:37]: "Lucky Louie. And the version I have doesn't have it. It says Terry Bradshaw, Franco Harris, Jack Lambert, and Lynn Swan."

The victory is celebrated with spirited banter and acknowledgment of listener support.

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Concluding Remarks

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the success of the Rock Wars segment and express gratitude towards their listeners for their enthusiastic participation:

John Holmberg [21:32]: "I've heard enough of this."

The episode ends on a high note, leaving listeners anticipating future segments and events.

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Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg [00:43]: "You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself."
• Brett [10:52]: "Another one bites the dust by Queen."
• Brady [11:43]: "Another one Bites the Dust by Queen after he gorges on everything that's left in the kitchen of Ocean. 44."
• John Holmberg [20:37]: "Lucky Louie. And the version I have doesn't have it."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplifies the show’s blend of humor, local event coverage, and interactive segments like Rock Wars. By engaging listeners through creative and entertaining discussions, John Holmberg and his team ensure that the show remains a beloved staple for Arizona’s morning commuters.

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Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, he's not.

[Brady]

He's not evil.

[John Holmberg]

He's just a bit rude. Got a Rock wars coming up a little bit, but before we do that, our friend Bert's gonna head out this weekend to the Eargasm show. This is a 40th. Not in a row, though, because I think they skipped one year. Did they count 20?

[Brady]

20?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Well, it's kind of like us with the golf tournament.

[John Holmberg]

What's that?

[Brady]

Yeah, when we had those, by the.

[John Holmberg]

Way, I don't want to get everybody all excited, but I was chatting away the other day. It didn't get met with the greatest response. Tripp and I both said, hey. Tripp said, I can do it. Now we can. We figured out a way to get around our own company to do the golf tournament.

[Brady]

We have to get around our own company.

[John Holmberg]

We have got to backdoor our own people on this.

[Brady]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

And who better to do that than kdkb? So they came up with a couple ideas to backdoor our lawyers, and we've done it. We've circumvented the issues that caused our golf tournament to not work. Doesn't mean it's happening quite yet because they could still catch us. But we're on to something nice. Now, I won't be overly excited about the idea because I did hear that when it was announced to the sales, the eyes were rolling. Ah, great. Because that means they got to stand in the heat again. They all want to do it, like, early in the morning. The other thing that they'll leave anyway. I know. The other thing that's great is the. The humane Society is about to do their golf tournament, and they asked if we'd help out with that. It's on a Friday morning or Thursday morning, so we can't play in it. But we're going to be giving foursome away for that in a little bit. I hope to get that together soon because other golf tournaments happen like crazy. Those are pretty common. Ours. Like climbing Everest. It's nearly impossible. But I think we found a way. I think we've found a way where we're almost to the top. We've lost a few bodies, but a couple of us are still alive. And I have the power of trip reboot. We're going to want to do it. I'm like, yeah, now I'm going to throw this out there just because. I'll let you be part of a meeting. None of this is probably going to happen, but the idea that we had was a VIP package, and this was mainly for you and I, Brady, to enjoy. Brett, you'd go but. And play golf in Las Vegas at one of their things for people who wanted foursomes but not necessarily part of the heat stroke. The Heat Stroke satellite tournament that we'd pay an extra amount, get a weekend in Vegas, play some golf at a course there, maybe two. And do that. I'll.

[Brady]

Morgan Freeman. Give me a little cap. I'll drive the cart around for you. No problem.

[John Holmberg]

You had Bagger Vance with me. Was that Morgan Freeman? No, that was Wilson.

[Brady]

I'm Driving Miss Daisy.

[John Holmberg]

I'll drive. See, I didn't know I got them all confused movies.

[Brady]

Thanks, Trent.

[John Holmberg]

People in those little off bagger pants had the same outfit. I am offed it. Damn it. My release valve. But Brett's gonna be out this weekend no matter what. That's for sure. At the 40th annual NHRA Arizona Nationals. That is one of the best events ever. Been telling you guys about this the whole time we've known about it. It was introduced to me in the 90s, and I didn't appreciate it because I didn't get to stand up on the Christmas tree, but, man, oh, man.

[Brett]

It wasn't until here.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what I'm saying. We. Oh, you. Yeah. Your first time was here. I went to the one they did at night drunk with a guy named Troy and another buddy of mine named Adam. And we went out there and we were having a blast. But I'm like. The noise we actually tried to avoid because we were far enough down that it didn't register with us how, man, everything about that is so Cool. And it is just a. A display of human achievement to what these engines and what these cars can do, let alone the noise that sends your body into a different. Oh, it's so good.

[Brady]

It's great going out there in a newbie that doesn't know what to expect.

[John Holmberg]

That's the way you have to do it.

[Brady]

Between the. The sounds and the nitro in your nose.

[John Holmberg]

I still have video of my friend Mark, who was skeptical. Why would we go to this? And I'm like, you're coming with me. Or stand on the. Gonna be right next to this. And I'm like, don't plug your ears. Stand right next to me. And he's. He didn't know. He ran like he started. He put his hands over his head, ducked down, and started running around the nhra. It's. It's. It's an awesome show. The nationals are Saturday. Brett's gonna be out there 9:30 in the morning till 12:30, giving away a ton of stuff. It's the second of the 20 events for the Mission Foods Drag Race series. And CAPS is going to try to come in here later this week. We'll get Ron back in.

[Brett]

I think it was two weeks ago he hit the 339 mark for speed.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Out here when it was like 85 degrees. Oh, and. Oh, man, that's unreal. He's almost getting to my record. Anyway, you got the funny cars, the top feels pro stock. He's getting real close. And then, of course, you know, all.

[Dick Toledo]

The Caps will be in tomorrow with Dale.

[John Holmberg]

He is coming for sure. Awesome. Vandana's T shirts, you fest things. He's got all sorts of tickets to shows. Brett's gonna be out there. So if you're going to the Arizona nationals, Darn it all. Go look for Brett and get some free stuff on top of it all. That ain't so bad. Who won Rock wars last time you did it? Was it me? Let me double check.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think John G. Picked you. Yeah, he did.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, you won. John G's back in. All right. That's the deal. All right, good. I have a topic because we're 44 minutes and 12 seconds away from this dude taking a needle. And our boy Troy Hayden from Channel 12 is going to be out there watching. So we talked this morning. Brady was very excited about executions because we started to talk about last meals, and they moved it to breakfast time. So the last meal request would be a new menu. So your 10am execution. Give me your last meal and the last song you'll ever hear. I thought you were going out like.

[Dick Toledo]

A ringtone on Troy's phone that goes off.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that would be awesome. Troy doesn't shut his phone off. Sorry, folks. I'll be right back. Could we hold on for a second? I'll wait. But yeah. So the last song that.

[Brady]

Does it have to be for us or can we do for like, we can pick Brady's song or your song.

[John Holmberg]

If you want to do. If you want to kill Brady, I'll allow it.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

No. Yeah, but it doesn't have to be a fair way. If you want it for you, it'd be like, this would be the song the last thing I want to hear before I die. Or if you're like, I'm going to pick one for Brady.

[Brady]

I'm picking one for Brady.

[John Holmberg]

He's already killing Brady. Is there a Sargento song? Brad, how come you're so quick with this? If you want to help out [e-mail] you can text 97936 and give us your suggestions. We got Rock wars coming up next. It's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. I got worried. It's time. 9:30 on the dot for your weekly battle of musical supremacy called Rock Wars. And of course it is bratia by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed and top dollar paid with the entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com. 12th street, an Indian school. I got. I got a little something from Mo Money Pond. I haven't picked it up. Well, I told Byron. He sent me the thing. I'm like, done deal. And I. I should go over there today.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Want to go? Sure. Are you eating?

[Brady]

Yeah, me and the bagel. Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know what he was doing. Like, what's wrong with Brett's voice? I didn't even see you eating. You're eating? Yeah, I bought a Troy Palomalo autographed jersey.

[Brady]

Oh, you did get that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, I saw that. I was framed with a lock of hair. Oh, if it had hair in it. I'm gonna need a tissue. Oh, it's not for the tears. Oh, no, I'm not crying. The tears are natural. The other stuff is supernatural. It is the theme today. With Arizona doing its first execution in a few years at 10am they moved it up a little more. Convenient enough states to lay a lot of cleanup in the middle of the night. 10:00am It's a good time to kill. So 10:00am is the official time. They'll be executing this prisoner out there this morning. Our own Troy Hayden from Channel 12. Our own. I call him like we own him. He called us this morning. He's gonna call again tomorrow to talk about it. But this morning, he talked on his. He's out there. He's doing his thing. He's talking about. This is his fifth execution. It's weird, but it's a thing. And he sees it as a very important job for the media to fairly witness such a thing. So it's kind of in the air today that that's going to happen. We brought it up. Brady started talking about last meals with Troy. Even though he had a short period of time, Brady had to know last meal rules. And we started thinking like, you got to have a last meal. Maybe a last TV show, a last movie, if you feel like throwing those into your. But the last song. A final song. Now, Brett brought up. Can I pick for someone else? Sure. If you want to have a story for someone else, that's great. Or we chose for ourselves. But a final song. The last song you want to hear before your lights go out, you know, not your funeral song. The song that makes you go, okay, there it is. That's my song going away. And not. I don't even make a tribute or whatever, but that's it. What would you play? That's this week's rock wars. And I'll start with you, Brady. Let's go with you. Your final song. As you lay on the slab, about to get. First off, what was your crime? Why are you being executed? Road trip with Kirby and Brady that last what, probably two weeks in a minivan and she potatoes you. The reverse. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Or meat theft.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, Somebody still. Okay. Another man took a bite of your steak. Okay, that's true. All right, so you're on the slab. Needles are going in. Let's play. Oh, what's your final meal?

[Brett]

It's a great question, John. Final meal. We're going to start off with the spicy popcorn shrimp for breakfast. Appetizer. I'll have it for breakfast.

[John Holmberg]

I'll have it.

[Brett]

And I'm gonna have an A5 BMS 12 wagyu steak. It's the highest grade of marbling possible on a steak.

[John Holmberg]

You're going in red.

[Brett]

Scalloped potatoes.

[Brady]

We end to 10, right?

[Brett]

Creme brulee, cream corn, lobster bisque, wedge salad. And then for dessert, a hot fudge Sundae from right now.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna die before the needle goes in. You're trying to kill yourself through gorging before they. Even if that happens beforehand, that's the happiest you could ever be. All right.

[Brett]

And the song I chose.

[John Holmberg]

She'd have a steak.

[Brett]

A little sense of humor.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on. Steak, popcorn shrimp, creme brulee, all the sides.

[Brady]

Oh, let's just go over what he did in order instead. It'd be faster.

[John Holmberg]

This third of the steak 44 menu is going in. All right. The vegetable section, the song that plays in the last one you'll ever hear.

[Brett]

Queen. Another one bites the dust.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's pretty nice. There. It is. Yeah, Pretty good. So you want yourself to be reminded that you're dying. Absolutely. That's weird, but okay. I suppose you want to go out, giggle, and maybe try to make the family of the people you killed laugh. What do you care? All right, I see that. All right. Beautiful thing. There you go. All right, Brett. All right.

[Brady]

Well, I'm not killing myself. I didn't do it, obviously. So I'm. I'm not in there.

[John Holmberg]

You got to take somebody else. I didn't do it. Yeah, you're a wit.

[Brady]

Not me.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right. But you get to pick the song.

[Brady]

Yeah. So I'm. I'm killing Brady on this one.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Brady's on the slab again, and basically, he's not gonna eat no vegetables or nothing. And we were talk about, like, him ordering his special meals at McDonald's.

[John Holmberg]

You wish him a last meal. Yeah. Okay.

[Brady]

So basically, he's just getting a meat sandwich. So the song is Meat sandwich from Guar.

[John Holmberg]

Turn yours up a little bit, Meat sandwich. And Brady would go out happy with that. Yes, he would. I think meat sandwich for Brady's pretty good.

[Brady]

I have come as a flower thing.

[John Holmberg]

Stepping at your blue belly.

[Brady]

Jesus Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Nailed it. The video is kind of doing itself. All right. I like that. Meat sandwich is green, jelly or guac. Okay. Well, I chose myself as the person to kill, and I went on a rampage. You guys did you. Oh, it was bad.

[Brett]

A slaughtering machete or.

[John Holmberg]

There was a lot. There was multiple web machetes, guns, trucks, fire. I went out. If I'm gonna do it, I want to be remembered for a long time. Weren't you? I was everywhere. I got away, went down to other cities. Baltimore. Oh, I did. I went to Baltimore. I killed the Ravens. Then I drove to Cleveland. I killed the Browns, and I drove to Cincinnati, and I killed the Bungles. Even though I was like why bother?

[Dick Toledo]

You're nodding like Bill Cower. Huh?

[John Holmberg]

I did. I get real emotional about these things, you know, I killed all of them. They're all gone, every one of them. So I'm killing all my football enemies, and I'm smiling. I get myself a nice Permani brother sandwich as my last meal, and I say, turn it up. The Pittsburgh Steelers. Poker. The time that reminds me of the best thing that happened while I was alive. We cheered the Pittsburgh Steelers, Chuck Mall and all his friends. The original, by the way. Four Super Bowls, six years.

[Brady]

He didn't want the remake.

[John Holmberg]

Remakes there. This is the original's always.

[Dick Toledo]

They play this all the time at Danny's place.

[John Holmberg]

Crushing my Permani brother sandwich with the fries on it. I don't need like Brady where I'm eating 16 different plates.

[Brett]

I want to be.

[John Holmberg]

You mixed. It's not a salad. That's candy.

[Brady]

See, this guy's calling bs. Brady's already out because there's no way he's eating an effing salad.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, first off, you don't know what a wedge salad is. Second, the lettuce is the least important part of a wedge salad.

[Brett]

It's an element.

[John Holmberg]

It's a half a gallon of blue cheese. He's dressing, he's taken. And, like, we'll probably get the extra. You're gonna be, like, laying on that thing going, oh, you're gonna. I'm gonna be comfortable.

[Brett]

It's gonna be an explosion.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, nobody wants that. Oh, there. I'll be smiling while I die. You know why? Cuz I'll have that last image of ugly ass Lamar Jackson going, please, no. Right before I ran his ass over. Worth it. All right. There you go.

[Dick Toledo]

You can't kill Big Trust.

[John Holmberg]

That is my. That's it. He wanted to hear this last song. I hear. The great joy I would feel is the. Whatever that stuff is that goes into your veins, put you to sleep, nice little sleep, I guess, for her. For a couple hours, just like Lamar did. Like a fish, I stood over him and watched him breathe till he didn't. It's fantastic. All right, who wins? [e-mail] Will it be me with Lucky Louie and the Pittsburgh Steelers polka? Will it be Brett meat sandwich for his killing of Brady?

[Brady]

I didn't do it, so I'm not in there.

[John Holmberg]

You're just part of it. I like that one. Will it be Brady's? Another one Bites the Dust by Queen after he gorges on everything that's left in the kitchen of Ocean. 44. Man, oh, man. Serve it up. You can help us out. Also on the phones. 585-9800 and maybe do final call unless John Gordon, who is standing behind me right now, is chosen first. We'll find out who wins Rock wars next. Morning sickness.

[Brett]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. All right. Right in the middle of Rock Wars. And of course, the topic today, based on the execution that will be going on down the road here, Brady chose Another One Bites the Dust by Queen as his final song to ever hear in life. Brett chose Meat Sandwich because Brett's not on that slab. He would never get executed for a crime and put to death not guilty. Somebody else is going to serve that.

[Brady]

Damn right.

[John Holmberg]

I put myself on the slab and listen to the Pittsburgh Steelers poker on the way out. Those are the ones. And then, of course, we did our last meals too, and Brady chose the wedge salad for one eighth of it. And of course, again, people are looking up wedge salad now and knocking on the. Oh, I had no idea that's the least healthy thing on Brady's order. Somebody said salad. Scott Haynes says the salad would have been a smart attempt for you to order that. It would have been an attempt to prove to the governor that you're insane and she should stay the execution. My last meal, I just have a plain kale, no dressing salad, a little lemon juice. You got the wrong guy. The trailer Cheetos led us to the wrong man. So there you go. I have run away with it. On the emails, it's surprising. Uh, this one says, good choices this morning. Toss up between Brett and Brady. But I gotta give it to the Mafia Don Don Brett, he's the only one who's wisely got out of this conviction. When you think about it, Brett's the only one who who did well in the trial. The next one says you should have gone with the Dewey Cox story. I'm gonna vote for Brett. Personally, I don't know how anyone can vote for Mason Rudolph's team. Shut up, Justin. It says Pop. Pop's choice is as lame as it gets. Queen. Dear God, how did you and Brett blow this so bad that Brady's Another One Bites the Dust is the one I'm choosing. And I'm going to pick Brady because your Steelers can go F themselves. See, I took the risk. But see, what I'll do now is just add your team to my list of death hits before I go out. The Steelers will be the last one standing. And on one Toe in the end zone. Cardinal fan. Touchdown. This one says, voting for the Steelers, but I still can't believe you're friends with a Dallas Cowboy. That's true. And a Raven. At first I thought your selection was terrible, and then I realized if I was listening to that Steelers song, I'd want to be executed, too. So I vote for you, John. I'm sorry. I'm picking Brady. Hearing him describe that last meal kind of got me hard. I'm fat, too, Ethan. All right, well, there you go. Do that. Alvina says I vote for Holmberg. Pittsburgh Steelers for life. You nailed it. I grew up in Pittsburgh, and I've dreamt of going out the way you described, killing all the others and then just hearing that song as your eyes close. We're a sick bunch. This one says, my vote is for you, John and Toledo. Shut your pie hole. Signed, Paulo the Toledo. Later. This one says, I thought Brady's pick was pretty gay, but you out gate him. I picked Brett by default, Scott. This one says, what happened to Lou Rawls? I don't want to go out. Kiss 12:30.

[Brady]

Oh, that would be great.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I wouldn't have been so bad. This one is. Yeah, everybody's. Now this is getting back into the salads. So did you pick little Troy? You got a jersey for little Troy Palomalo when you picked that song? You know he's friends with Patrick. My homo boy. Football fans are mean. That doesn't make him gay. Patrick Mahomes still. Either way, I got the emails. 10 to 4. To 4. Brandon Brady. What did you have on yours?

[Dick Toledo]

Day goes for life.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Did he win it all? No.

[Dick Toledo]

He's one vote behind Brady right now.

[John Holmberg]

That's just how you came in. All right, Dago's still out. Too much. All right, John Gordon, Pick a number between one and five, I'm guessing.

[Brett]

Yeah, number one.

[John Holmberg]

Number one today is. I can't see it. Final call. All right. We rely on the final call. 585-9800 is the phone number. Who will it be? Brett picking Gwar's meat sandwich as he stares at Brady's dying body after feeding him a meat sandwich. What would the meat be? You didn't care. He didn't. It doesn't matter. Potted. It doesn't matter.

[Brady]

Brisket pulled.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever's in there. What's between those buns? That's what I want to know. And somebody else said, how's Brady just dodged the fact that he would have been the Oscar wiener song. Oscar Mayer wiener song. That would have Been fun. Will it be Brady's song? Another One Bites the Dust by Queen? Or will it be my song? The Pittsburgh Steelers poker. The final call is on the line right now in the form of someone's saying Eva, but I know that's not right. Are you there, Eva? Eva, Go ahead. Who is the. Who is the big winner? There can only be one John. Me. It is you, of course. Oh, that's what I was gonna. Wait. Boy, I was bated breath. I did it. And now the city in the middle of March. The Ides of March will listen to the Pittsburgh studio.

[Brett]

Is that a man voting? Just check it.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, it was. It was an absolute man. Wow. You know how I know? Nice. You know how I know? Shot fired because he wasn't dressed like a rug at a bordell. Not a Bengals fan. Beautiful. The Pittsburgh Steelers Poker will play. Yeah, I know. It's Mason Rudolph. Shut up. We'll get something eventually, all right? What? Who's Lucky Louie and the Jocelyn Polka Band or something like that?

[Dick Toledo]

Lucky Louie. And the version I have doesn't have it. It says Terry Bradshaw, Franco Harris, Jack Lambert, and Lynn Swan.

[John Holmberg]

They're not in it. They just are mentioned. Yeah, yeah, they're mentioned, but they're not on the. They don't. Right. At Franco with Rocky, you carry the ball. Come on, boys. Terry's not doing it. All right, here you go. It's your Pittsburgh Steelers polka. As I digest my Primandi brothers and smile at the idea that all the Ravens are dead.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brett]

No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

I've heard enough of this.