03-20-25 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Ron Capps And Dale Hellestrae - List Of Top 25 Female Artists Of This Century

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (March 20, 2025)

Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Ron Capps And Dale Hellestrae - List Of Top 25 Female Artists Of This Century
Release Date: March 20, 2025
Host/Author: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, delivered an engaging and lively episode on March 20, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg with assistance from Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show featured special guests Ron Capps and Dale Hellestrae. The episode centered around the "Entertainment Drill," focusing on two main segments: a discussion on the top dumb comedies and an exploration of Billboard's list of the top 25 female artists of the century.

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1. Entertainment Drill: Top Dumb Comedies

Christina Applegate kicked off the segment by presenting Billboard’s compilation of the "15 Greatest Dumb Comedies Ever Made." The top five films included:

1. Bad Teacher (2011)
2. Hootie Tang
3. Step Brothers
4. Caveman (1981)
5. Duck Soup

Christina Applegate remarked, "Dumb comedy is an art form,” highlighting the intention behind the list. However, this assertion sparked a spirited debate among the hosts and guests.

Johnny Holmberg expressed skepticism about the inclusion of certain films, stating, "Anchorman is not on the list." He further questioned the categorization of classic films like Duck Soup, leading Christina to defend it as "the greatest dumb movie."

Ron Capps shared his perspective, reminiscing about his father's favorite comedies: "I grew up with a dad that loved either Monty Python or Blazing Saddles." He passionately defended Blazing Saddles, calling it "one of the best movies ever" despite its placement on the "dumb comedy" list.

The discussion revealed differing opinions on what constitutes a "dumb" comedy, with Ron emphasizing the depth and messages behind seemingly mindless humor, such as the anti-racist themes in Blazing Saddles.

2. Top 25 Female Artists of the Century

In the second segment, Dale Hellestrae introduced Billboard’s list of the top 100 female artists of the 21st century, narrowed down to the top 25 based on achievements on the Billboard 200 and Hot 100 charts.

Dale began, "Here we go. We're only a quarter of the way through the 21st century, but Billboard has already compiled a list of the top 100 female artists so far."

The conversation flowed as the hosts discussed various artists from the list:

• Alicia Keys
• Miley Cyrus
• Dua Lipa
• Ariana Grande
• Lady Gaga
• Katy Perry
• Adele
• Taylor Swift
• Beyoncé
• Susan Boyle
• Rihanna

Johnny Holmberg expressed surprise at some inclusions, notably highlighting: "If Dua Lipa is on it, it's a legitimate list."
and
"I thought it was your girlfriend? Miley Cyrus."

The hosts debated the impact and recognition of each artist, with Dale demonstrating remarkable familiarity by correctly identifying most artists on the list. However, there was confusion regarding Susan Boyle, leading Johnny to quip, "She didn't do much. This set, this century, the last 25 years."

Christina Applegate noted, "Dumb and Dumber was number six,” allowing for light-hearted ribbing among the hosts. The discussion also touched on regional popularity and personal preferences, with Dale and Ron sharing their views on artists like Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez.

Ron Capps humorously remarked, "She’s saying the Titanic song,” referencing Ariana Grande’s music, which led Johnny to comment on the geographical influences on an artist's persona: "She lives in Florida."

The segment concluded with Johnny praising Ron for his participation: "Ron’s pretty good at this." and the group expressed mutual wishes for continued success and engagement from their guests.

3. Additional Discussions and Banter

Beyond the main topics, the episode featured various anecdotes and light-hearted interactions:

• Personal Stories: Dale shared a humorous tale about his interaction with his grandkids, stating, "I usually come up, beat up his grandkids sleeping." This led to playful exchanges about family dynamics and parenting styles.

• Self-Defense Promotion: The hosts promoted React Defense, highlighting their tactical black self-defense training: "If you've ever been attacked in a hallway, everything changes. Oh, Ron, you should come with me to that thing too."

• Health and Humor: Christina Applegate humorously discussed her character's health issues, mentioning, "She's been in the hospital 30 times over the last three years." This segue into personal well-being added a relatable dimension to the episode.

• Golf and Sports Jokes: A recurring theme involved jokes about golf skills and athleticism, with Johnny and Ron exchanging banter about throwing golf balls and physical fitness, culminating in Johnny’s declaration: "I'm the probably the most athletic one in the room right now."

4. Conclusion and Wrap-Up

As the episode drew to a close, Johnny Holmberg thanked Ron Capps and Dale Hellestrae for their participation, encouraging listeners to tune in next week: "We'll see you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness." The hosts wrapped up with final jokes and well-wishes, maintaining the show's trademark blend of humor and camaraderie.

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Notable Quotes:

• "Dumb comedy is an art form."
  — Christina Applegate [06:18]

• "Blazing Saddles. We all. The whole thing's about being racist and judgmental."
  — Johnny Holmberg [07:09]

• "If Dua Lipa is on it, it's a legitimate list."
  — Johnny Holmberg [08:26]

• "I have old man testicles. They are in the water. They've been in the water for a while."
  — Johnny Holmberg [05:24]

• "Don't doubt Cusack."
  — Ron Capps [10:43]

• "She's sexy, too."
  — Dale Hellestrae [11:17]

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully blended humor, insightful discussions, and engaging banter among the hosts and guests. From dissecting the merits of "dumb comedies" to evaluating the top female artists shaping the 21st century, the show provided both entertainment and thoughtful commentary. Listeners were treated to a dynamic conversation that balanced light-hearted jokes with genuine appreciation for the arts, making it a memorable addition to Arizona's morning radio lineup.

Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Ron Capps]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Dale]

Come on.

[Johnny]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. I don't want to hear the music.

[Ron Capps]

Wait, what did you say?

[Johnny]

Oh, boy. Shut up, Dale, for God's sakes. Anyway, it's Ron Capps is here and we're gonna get a champion. You're gonna do the entertainment drill with Brady as we always do a story and Dale's going to try to read. We do this for his because his therapist says that it helps him.

[Dale]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

So we're going to have that going on.

[Dale]

Brady always gives me a horrendous story.

[Johnny]

Well, they're easy this week, Ron.

[Christina Applegate]

Categories that I know you like.

[Johnny]

You may have never met someone less in tune with what's gone on on the planet in the last 30 years than him. Like, he'll struggle with whatever celebrity named Brady hands him a thing. It's going to be.

[Ron Capps]

Well, I went from 30 years to driving 40 years just a minute ago.

[Dale]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And now it's 60 years because he.

[Dale]

The time I get old. Hey. Met this. This race car driver. 15 years, 100 years old.

[Johnny]

And also, Ron brought us drinks from F3 Energy. These are. What is this?

[Ron Capps]

It's a new energy drink.

[Johnny]

They're.

[Ron Capps]

They're based out of here in Phoenix. I'm actually coming back early May. The guy that started this actually owns United Fight League and they're having a fight. So I'm. I'm. You're going to come back up ab. Yeah. If you guys are in town.

[Johnny]

That was. What. Oh, you're going to you fest with us?

[Ron Capps]

Yeah, I am going.

[Johnny]

You're heading out to.

[Ron Capps]

It's a surprise for my wife because.

[Johnny]

Is she listening?

[Ron Capps]

She loves cedar and we. We know the guys in the band but we're going to. He's setting us up with tickets so we're fantastic. Are you going to go? Do you go? Oh yeah.

[Johnny]

I have to go to that.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah, you have to.

[Johnny]

They make us go. But I want to go to this.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

I love the Ufest shows. They're a blast. Oh, that'll be great.

[Ron Capps]

Can't wait.

[Johnny]

Settle down.

[Christina Applegate]

That's my wedding day.

[Dale]

That's a group.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

See?

[Ron Capps]

Great band.

[Johnny]

Yeah. See, there's nothing there.

[Dale]

Captain Sunil.

[Johnny]

How about that while you listen to Captain Sunil and get ready for your Notting Hill night. Did you watch Notting Hill on your anniversary? Did you watch any movies with your wife over the.

[Dale]

We did Runaway Jury.

[Johnny]

Runaway Jury?

[Dale]

Yeah, with Tina.

[Ron Capps]

It's like two movies together.

[Johnny]

Oh, was. Oh, you're Gene Hackman. You were celebrating old. That doesn't sound like a Runaway Jury.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah, look it up.

[Johnny]

Is that the name of the movie?

[Brady]

Don't Doubt Cusack.

[Johnny]

And the whole jury runs away.

[Dale]

Don't, don't.

[Johnny]

Doesn't sound like a movie. I think he's making that up. So you just had a. You had a Gene Hackman celebration?

[Dale]

Yes.

[Johnny]

That's very romantic. For your anniversary.

[Dale]

Hey, didn't Gene Hackman die? Let's watch this movie here, honey.

[Johnny]

Sorry. Ron is here. Dale's here. And entertainment. Jokes.

[Dale]

An invitation to me Ross towards that Johnny. Johnny.

[Johnny]

Johnny.

[Dale]

It's pretty good.

[Johnny]

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[Christina Applegate]

Christina Applegate's Ms. Has been manifesting itself very inconvenient. She's been in the hospital 30 times over the last three years. She's talking about when she has to poop. She pukes. She's doing it wrong both times, and that's part of the suffering that she's been going through. She was on her podcast talking about it with Jamie Lynn. Jamie Lynn Sigler.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Christina Applegate]

And she told her. She's like, when it happens every time I have to poop, I puke. And Jamie Lynn informed her, I don't know if you know what that's called. It's referred to as the double dragon.

[Johnny]

Oh, I didn't know that. We've all had it. I just didn't know it was now. Well, we have. You haven't had the double dragon in your life.

[Dale]

No.

[Johnny]

Where you're.

[Dale]

No.

[Johnny]

Everything's shooting food, poison.

[Dale]

I thought. I thought she said that when she felt she had a poop, she puked. But she does both.

[Christina Applegate]

Yeah.

[Dale]

Oh, that's.

[Christina Applegate]

That way when she.

[Johnny]

Don't Google it, you don't have time.

[Ron Capps]

To flush, and you have to turn around.

[Johnny]

You're gonna put one in the wall.

[Ron Capps]

You know when you're growing up and you drink too much and you're doing that, and you're like, oh, please.

[Johnny]

I had food poisoning once that was so bad that I just lived on the toilet, and I would just try to aim it straight through the. Straight through the. Yeah. I'd move. I'd move the junk out of the way.

[Dale]

That's why you're holding the.

[Johnny]

Well. Cause I'll tell you this, because a lot of times in the morning, I'm sleepy, so I sit to pee and I brush my teeth while I'm going, and I can still knock it down through the. Through the triangle.

[Dale]

Visual you are. Is this why you hold your bat flap up?

[Johnny]

I have a bat flap? I don't know if you know about that, Ron. We have ball stories ourselves. I have old man testicles. They are in the water. They've been in the water for a while. So. Yeah, I have a thing. I hook and bring up over so they don't dangle.

[Christina Applegate]

He does the loop.

[Johnny]

Dale's fascinated with my. I have. Well, that's the wrong music. That's.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah, it's slow dry. Them. It.

[Johnny]

If I. If I. It's in your case. Minor. Them. Yeah, the. When they dip down in the water, you got to get a scrub. I don't like it. Thanks for bringing that up, Dale.

[Christina Applegate]

Got a couple of lists. The first list that was made with 15 of the greatest dumb comedies ever made.

[Johnny]

Well, Anchorman movies or shows movies.

[Christina Applegate]

Anchorman is not on the list.

[Johnny]

That's not Airplane. Airplane Fantastic.

[Ron Capps]

Dumb to who?

[Johnny]

Yes.

[Ron Capps]

What are we saying?

[Christina Applegate]

They're saying dumb comedy in is an art form. They said. Here are the 15 best dumb comedies ever made.

[Johnny]

All right, go.

[Christina Applegate]

I'll do the top five. Bad Teacher 2011 was number five. Hootie Tang, number four.

[Johnny]

It's not funny, though.

[Christina Applegate]

Three Step Brothers.

[Johnny]

That is two.

[Christina Applegate]

Caveman, 1981, and number one, Duck Soup.

[Johnny]

Oh, that's the Marx Brothers. How are you calling that a dumb movie?

[Christina Applegate]

Yeah, dumb. The greatest dumb.

[Johnny]

We heard you. That's why we're asking questions.

[Ron Capps]

So I grew up with a dad that loved either Monty Python, but Blazing Saddles.

[Christina Applegate]

Like Blazing Saddles.

[Ron Capps]

One of the best movies ever.

[Johnny]

Yeah. And you want to talk about dumb? Yeah, but I mean, as far as, like, just mindless. But it's great. It has a beautiful message, actually.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

Blazing Saddles. We all. The whole thing's about being racist and judgmental. Everybody, in the end, they all get together to fix the problem. Except for the Irish.

[Christina Applegate]

Dumb and Dumber was number six, which.

[Johnny]

Was my favorite part.

[Dale]

Yeah, Dumb and dumber was six. Yeah, rip that.

[Christina Applegate]

The jerk was 13.

[Dale]

What?

[Johnny]

Yeah. No, this is terrible.

[Christina Applegate]

Euro trip was on there.

[Johnny]

You've wasted our time.

[Ron Capps]

Put that list out.

[Johnny]

Hear the words you say sometimes.

[Dale]

I mean, who talks like that? 98 PD Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Christina Applegate]

Dale's got another list.

[Dale]

All right, here we go. Here we go.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah, well, no.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Hands are the last thing he's holding.

[Dale]

All right, Dale, go ahead. The full story. We're only a quarter of a way through the 21st century, but Billboard has already compiled a list of the top 100 female artists so far. It's based on their accomplishments on the Billboard 200 and Hot 100.

[Johnny]

All right. Top 25 artists of the century.

[Dale]

Yes. All right, you want me to go 10 to 1 or 10 to 1.

[Johnny]

See how many you know?

[Dale]

Actually, I've heard of most all of them. Alicia Keys.

[Johnny]

You know her at number 10?

[Dale]

Your girlfriend? Miley Cyrus.

[Johnny]

Oh, no. Dua Leap on that list. If Dua Leap is on it, it's a legitimate list. Oh, it's too low already.

[Dale]

Did not.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Big fan of dua Lipa.

[Dale]

Number eight.

[Johnny]

YouTube. Yeah. I'm gonna send you some videos.

[Dale]

Ariana. Ariana Grande.

[Johnny]

Close enough. You don't know who that is at all, do you?

[Dale]

No, I just know she cried on Twitter for something.

[Christina Applegate]

No, that was Selena Gomez.

[Johnny]

You got Mexican.

[Dale]

Is it really different?

[Johnny]

You started getting Mexican words? Yeah. Is there a difference?

[Christina Applegate]

A really tiny face.

[Ron Capps]

Ariana. Selena.

[Johnny]

Yeah, not even close.

[Dale]

Yes, they are.

[Johnny]

All right, keep going, Bigot.

[Brady]

That's Ariana.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Oh, you have pictures?

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm showing.

[Johnny]

Okay, See?

[Dale]

Is that the one that's crying?

[Johnny]

No, no.

[Dale]

Pink.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Dale]

Number six is Lady Gaga.

[Johnny]

You don't know who that is?

[Dale]

I do know.

[Johnny]

Why did it take you so long to form the words?

[Ron Capps]

You saw the movie, you know.

[Johnny]

Oh, that's true.

[Dale]

Oh, yeah, that's gotta be up. And number five, Katy Perry.

[Johnny]

You know that one.

[Dale]

Number four, Adele.

[Johnny]

You like that one?

[Dale]

All right, so give me the top three, Johnny.

[Johnny]

Top three. Taylor Swift. Beyonce.

[Dale]

Yep, three.

[Johnny]

And.

[Christina Applegate]

Susan Boyle. Susan Boyle.

[Ron Capps]

The lady from Florida that had to quit singing. What's her name?

[Christina Applegate]

Oh, that was.

[Johnny]

Who, Gloria Estefan?

[Ron Capps]

No, the other one. The other one what?

[Johnny]

Lady from Florida that had to quit singing.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

You think you're looking at, like, wow, you have your own personal Google. You just looked at a man like, give me the answer immediately.

[Ron Capps]

My phone.

[Johnny]

Wow.

[Ron Capps]

What is her name?

[Dale]

Number two is Rihanna.

[Ron Capps]

She's saying the Titanic song.

[Johnny]

Oh, Celine Dion.

[Ron Capps]

Yes.

[Johnny]

She's from Canada.

[Ron Capps]

Oh, but she lives in Florida.

[Johnny]

Well, that doesn't mean she's from you and Dale. You know what? I want to take you two out to a. We've driven neurologist.

[Ron Capps]

We've gone on a boat past their house. That's why I knew she's in Florida.

[Johnny]

That wasn't creepy at all.

[Ron Capps]

She's not even on the list.

[Dale]

I mean, I don't like her.

[Ron Capps]

I don't like her music, but.

[Johnny]

Well, she didn't do much. This set, this century, the last 25 years.

[Dale]

That'S a. That's a person.

[Johnny]

She won the Grammy for best song. Last year's Kill Bills.

[Dale]

That's why you don't watch the Grammys.

[Brady]

Eric, that's scissor blue.

[Johnny]

There's scissors.

[Brady]

Let me play some.

[Johnny]

Yeah, give me a little scissors. You won't like it because it's got some thought behind it. It's not country music.

[Brady]

I'm trying to find something that's clean.

[Johnny]

Yeah, well, that's gonna be a search. This song's fantastic, by the way. You don't know this either, Ron? I don't think so. Dale, he's dancing. Dale might like.

[Dale]

Oh, yeah, I can get that.

[Johnny]

See, she's. Yeah, she's sexy, too.

[Dale]

This is a lovemaker.

[Johnny]

All right, I'll take your word for it. I'm not gonna. I'm gonna ask for proof of that. All right? Are you done? Ron, you have your last story, and we'll close her up.

[Ron Capps]

I don't know if I want to do that, Dave.

[Christina Applegate]

Draymond suing his former landlord for 37.

[Johnny]

Why are you telling me this?

[Christina Applegate]

Because Ron said no, I didn't give him the story.

[Brady]

It's Brady caps.

[Ron Capps]

Where do I read it from?

[Johnny]

The words.

[Christina Applegate]

Top part of it.

[Johnny]

Just start. Start on the page with all the words and just read those. Okay. That seems the very top. Yeah. You went to Brady School of Broadcasting.

[Ron Capps]

The printer Words disturbs. David Draiman sues former landlord over mold that led to health issues.

[Johnny]

Oh boy.

[Ron Capps]

The rock front man says mold and leaks from a Florida rental home adversely affected his singing career. Did not know that.

[Johnny]

Ron's pretty good at this.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Dale]

Ouch.

[Johnny]

Well, I mean comparatively, between Dale and Brady's reading skills.

[Ron Capps]

Florida again.

[Johnny]

Yeah. There they are.

[Christina Applegate]

So he was renting a 5,200 square foot crib and there's black mold in the basement.

[Ron Capps]

So you memorize this?

[Johnny]

Don't. Don't even do all my stories. You're acting like he does research.

[Brady]

Research around here is just unbelievable.

[Dale]

Yeah, that's great. Hours on that.

[Johnny]

How much did he get? Does it say no?

[Christina Applegate]

He's taking him to court because the guy didn't give him his security part.

[Ron Capps]

Didn't give him back. Thousand dollar security ruined your career.

[Dale]

Don't you think you could more than that?

[Christina Applegate]

It didn't ruin his career though. He's saying he had health issues.

[Johnny]

Do you rent a place?

[Ron Capps]

You're paying 85 or 18. 500 month for the 5200 square foot home.

[Johnny]

Wow. 37,000 up front. Do you rent a house when you're in town or you gotta.

[Ron Capps]

No, you stay in a place.

[Johnny]

Oh, you have a motorhome. That's right.

[Christina Applegate]

So the guy wanted two months rent up front for the deposit.

[Johnny]

40 grand. Right up front, man. Oh man. All right, that's it. Anything else we should know about you, Ron? What do we got this weekend?

[Ron Capps]

Oh, gosh. What do we got? Gonna be at Trophies Bar down and consider Chandler. I guess it is.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Trophies and Chandler.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah, you're gonna be out there. Gonna be there tonight. But Friday night after qualifying it's gonna be F3 night with the energy drink people there. You go on down. Gonna give some tickets away at Trophies. Yeah.

[Johnny]

Okay, so head on down there. Friday night.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

Beautiful.

[Ron Capps]

Stay out late.

[Johnny]

I've been. I don't. I stay up all night now. My new schedule is just staying up and then I go to bed in the daytime. It's fantastic. So I'm running. I'm running on fumes right now. I need this F3 stuff or I'm gonna die. And Dale, there's nothing. You're doing a thing. You're going back to bed in my.

[Dale]

I got the grandkids this weekend, Johnny. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Johnny]

All right. Be careful.

[Dale]

Oh, I usually come up, beat up his grandkids sleeping.

[Johnny]

Ron, good luck to you this weekend, as always. Be safe. Go get another championship. That'd be great.

[Dale]

That would be.

[Johnny]

And. And then Dale will probably start taking credit for that because it's the one time.

[Dale]

Oh, well, he meets me. Good things happen when people hang around.

[Johnny]

I have one one thing I can still make fun of. Ron, I think this is, like your 20th time here. You're three for 20 as far as I'm concerned. And that's not. That's not getting it done. I need a fourth. I need number four to come make.

[Ron Capps]

Fun of my pan.

[Johnny]

Oh, that's true. Was it your pants?

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Christina Applegate]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

Why was it making fun of you.

[Christina Applegate]

At the golf outing?

[Johnny]

No, it wasn't him. It was that Bob.

[Christina Applegate]

Gap Kids.

[Johnny]

Oh, you did have. Oh, I did make fun of yours. That's true. He had Gap Kids pants. Okay. I forgot. Oh, I forgot all about all these great jokes that I've told over Nappa Bob. Nappa Bob was mismatched, and we lost.

[Ron Capps]

All the money to you for throwing the golf ball. Oh, yeah. Don't ever take his bet.

[Dale]

Yeah.

[Ron Capps]

On how far to throw a golf ball. Really? He's got some trick. I don't know what it is.

[Johnny]

No, it's just a gun.

[Ron Capps]

He makes it look easy, and then you go to throw it. It goes halfway.

[Johnny]

150 yards.

[Dale]

He's got a special golf ball.

[Johnny]

I can probably go 100. I'll just pick up your golf ball. But I, I. I had shoulder surgery, so it's probably down to about 80 yards, but it still beats most people.

[Ron Capps]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Ron Capps]

It's weird.

[Johnny]

And I can put it. I can put it closer. Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

[Dale]

This guy's fragile.

[Johnny]

I'm an athlete. Yeah, that's basically. I'm the probably the most athletic one in the room right now. No question about it. I should have gone through.

[Ron Capps]

Look around.

[Johnny]

He might be right. Heck, I might have just nailed it. All right, we're done. Ron, thank you very much. Good luck, and I'll hopefully see you back in May. Dale, next week, we'll see you. I'm sure you never go away. That's it. Larry's next. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Johnny]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I've heard enough of this.