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Unknown Host
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Nick Thune
You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
Unknown Host
He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Oh, Already we're having, like, way too much fun with Nick Thune, who's here and. But the story's horrible.
Nick Thune
Now we're live recording all that?
Unknown Host
No, we weren't recording any of that. It's a shame because it was a great. Should have interrupted the Chili Peppers. Let me just tell you this. You go see Nick this weekend over at Stand Up Live, and I'm just gonna give you this headline, autism trailer, Tractor trailer and Deer. Dead deer. Yeah, I mean, that's worth it right there. And I don't even know if you tell that story, but people can ask you later at the club, like, hey, what's the deal with you killing deers and stuff?
Nick Thune
I'll be in the lobby after. The show's telling the deer story with.
Unknown Host
A special guest, the autistic kid that witnessed it. And we'll never.
Nick Thune
He does. He does. He's on the road with me.
Unknown Host
Was he opening?
Nick Thune
No, he sells all my merch.
Unknown Host
If he went up and told the story and then you just rebutted it after, I'm like, all right, this is what really happened. Nick Thunes at Stand Up Live tonight and tomorrow, if you want to go over there and check it all out. You said when you came in, it's good to see you. And that's a great way to say, I'm not sure if I've ever met you before. And you really don't know.
Nick Thune
Well, he said that I had.
Unknown Host
Yeah. And there's a reason why. And because Brad, who drives the comedians around, runs the whole show over there came in and then broke out pictures of you last time you were here, which was 2018.
Nick Thune
Yeah, I don't want to see those pictures.
Unknown Host
And you don't want to see them.
Nick Thune
He briefly showed them to me in the car and I thought, I don't know what era, because there are. Because, yeah, I was absolutely just living life to its at the point gone wasted.
Unknown Host
So do you think there's a good chance you were probably out of it while you were here?
Nick Thune
Oh, I definitely drank before I came in.
Unknown Host
No kidding.
Nick Thune
Oh, 100.
Unknown Host
So you were drinking first thing, even at like 6 in the morning? I got to start.
Nick Thune
I was drinking at 2 in the morning when I woke up to go to the bathroom.
Unknown Host
No kidding. It was that bad?
Unknown Guest
It was like water, but also it.
Nick Thune
Was, it was like, how do I just feel good all the time? But the problem is it never really gets good after a certain point.
Unknown Host
How long did you do this?
Nick Thune
I had a nice 10 year run because I got. That's pretty good. I got sober when I was 17 and then I started drinking again at 29.
Unknown Host
What were you. How long were you drinking when you got sober at 17? I think I remember that story.
Nick Thune
Yeah, possibly I got sober. Rehab and you know, when I was, you know, I was the young kid that was just. I was having a good time. But yeah, when you, when you get sober so young and then you get a little success.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
You start thinking like, I'm probably fine.
Unknown Host
That was just when you were a kid.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
You couldn't control it because you were dying.
Unknown Guest
Adult now.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
Yeah. And the first, the funny thing is the first time that I drank after 12 years, almost 12 years of sobriety, I did it. I had a gig in Vegas and I got to Vegas and I thought, you know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have a beer finally, you know.
Unknown Host
Right.
Nick Thune
And then, and then I get there, have a beer, and then I have a mixed drink, which I'd never had when I drank before because I was so young.
Unknown Host
Really.
Nick Thune
And it was like absinthe and.
Unknown Host
Oh yeah, that's a good kickoff.
Nick Thune
It's like, oh, Mitch Hedberg had a joke about absinthe. I want to try that finally, you know, and. And next thing I know, I'm in my room and it's just, you know, pounding on the door and. And it's the security from the casino. My gig had started 30 minutes ago. Oh, and I had already slept through my job.
Unknown Host
Oh my.
Nick Thune
The first time drinking and you think that that would be like, oh, you know what?
Unknown Host
Wake up call.
Nick Thune
I was right. I can't handle this. But that was like. It was just like, well, this. Here we go.
Unknown Host
Wow.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
And it lasted for another. How long?
Nick Thune
10 years.
Unknown Host
10. 10 full solid years.
Nick Thune
10 great years.
Unknown Host
You came here and you said, I gotta get my life together.
Nick Thune
Yeah. When I saw you guys, I thought, all right, time to turn things around.
Unknown Host
I'm drinking again. Oh, you're gonna do it again now? We're gonna revers. What was the. What was.
Nick Thune
Come back.
Unknown Host
What was the 10th?
Unknown Guest
The bottom out.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
What was the one that went. That's. I gotta.
Nick Thune
It was all, oh, I got Lyme disease, which.
Unknown Host
No, that's not from drinking. You can keep drinking, then we're good.
Nick Thune
Well, you can't if you want to get better.
Unknown Host
Oh, okay.
Nick Thune
Because alcohol just totally. You know, it cuts off any sort of, like, you know, and I.
Unknown Host
Your immune system won't fight if you're drunk.
Nick Thune
Yeah. But also, medication won't work.
Unknown Host
Oh, no kidding.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Oh, yeah. Antibiotics.
Nick Thune
Antibiotics don't work. Yeah. So. But also, you know, one thing that you're doing when you're drinking is you're avoiding any sort of doctor.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
Like, because you don't want to hear something's wrong. And so. But when you get Lyme disease, you have to go to the doctor, and then they have to check your blood, and they're going to get real time information about what your body's doing. And when I came back after the blood drop like that, they took the next appointment. He was like, hey, so you didn't mention the drinking? And I thought in some way, you thought, oh, it probably won't show up. I'm so young, my 30s, and, you.
Unknown Host
Know, science doesn't work on you.
Nick Thune
And he said. He said, yeah, you're. You've got a. A lot of enzymes in your liver. And I said, well, how many? He's like 360. And I said, okay. I'm thinking, what, like, 340 is probably where we want to be, you know? And he said, no, six.
Unknown Host
Oh, that's a little higher than you.
Nick Thune
Want to be at 6. So, yeah, you're a little high. You're what they call dying.
Unknown Host
Oh, wow. That was his diagnosis. Oh, geez. That's a.
Nick Thune
It's a pretty direct. Yeah, it's going to happen sooner than you want or think.
Unknown Host
And he told you you're going to die?
Nick Thune
Yeah, he. We need to treat this immediately.
Unknown Host
And did you say, let me have one more?
Nick Thune
I'd already been Drinking on the way to the doctor's appointment. This was a 10am appointment in Malibu. And because he was like a Lyme specialist or whatever. And anyways, I left and bought a bottle of vodka immediately and took out about half of it and then called my agent and I just said, hey, I'm going to drop a pin. I'm like leaving my car here with the keys on the tire. Wow. And I need someone to pick me up and take me to rehab.
Unknown Host
And it happened then. And you were fine after that. It worked.
Nick Thune
I mean, it worked because I needed it. I got hospitalized immediately because I.
Unknown Host
You were dying.
Nick Thune
Yeah. And well, the thing is, you get into rehab and they're like, okay, let's assess where this guy's at. And for a day they thought they could like, help me come down. And then I started seizuring and they, you know, and they were like, oh, this guy needs to be. So I woke up a week later in the hospital, like, IV'd out.
Unknown Host
Good Lord, Nick.
Nick Thune
And then it's so funny, I get back to the rehab and I had fought somebody. I don't remember any of this. They found me naked outside. Oh, my God. You know, And I. And they thought. I thought I was shooting a movie. You know, I had all these kind of delirium tremor things that they have, like, going on. But about a week into being back in rehab, they gave me my phone back and I had an email from my agent. It was like, hey, I want to talk to you about this tour. And I thought, that's weird. So I don't remember having a tour to talk about. And so I called my agent and he was like, yeah, hey, so do you want to confirm that he didn't know I was in rehab, this agent? This was a different agent. And I guess they hadn't communicated. And he said, hey, I just want to confirm that. That Mexico City tour. And I said, what? And he goes, yeah, that you met those guys in Canada, in Montreal and said you would do a tour in Mexico City. And I thought, what? No, sure, I guess might have been.
Unknown Host
I might have done that.
Nick Thune
Yeah. So there was a drug, you know, like a cocaine filled trip in Montreal where I met a couple guys from Mexico City and I'll do it. Yeah, I'd agreed to a tour, which was. It was the first tour I did sober was I went down to Mexico.
Unknown Host
Was it good?
Nick Thune
It was so fun.
Unknown Host
Was it?
Nick Thune
And these guys. My agent called me, like, listen, you need to keep this guy sober. Like, he's. This is gonna be A trip.
Unknown Host
So now you're like the. The comedian of choice for the cartel. They absolutely loved having you down. You didn't use any of their product.
Nick Thune
I mean, I was using them y. A burner phone the whole time.
Unknown Host
That's perfect. Yeah. Nothing better for a guy going to. Through sobriety to knock down a Mexico trip with some new friends.
Nick Thune
Well, and I mean, talk about. Too, like, the difficulty of my opener was doing all Spanish.
Unknown Host
Oh, wow.
Nick Thune
And so I don't do. I don't have Spanish in me.
Unknown Host
You might have when you were drinking. You just didn't know. Yeah.
Nick Thune
I mean, fluent. Yeah. I mean, here's. I was actually in an ESL class.
Unknown Host
Oh, yeah.
Nick Thune
When I was in community college.
Unknown Host
English as a second Language.
Nick Thune
Yeah. Well, I took a. I took the placement test, and I took it in a way that I didn't care about. You know, I was just like, whatever, just get this thing through. And so they. But I didn't realize they're actually going to put you in classes based off what you did on that test.
Unknown Host
Right.
Nick Thune
And I showed up to class and I was like, I feel a little different. And I realized about 10 minutes into this class that I've been placed into in English as a second language, and the teacher walks up to me, like, 10 minutes, and he's like, hey, man, I don't think you're supposed to be in here. And I was like, listen, I think that's my call. You know, I honestly feel like a leader for the first time, frankly.
Unknown Host
I didn't understand a word you just said.
Nick Thune
So let's just get.
Unknown Guest
I can help people.
Nick Thune
Yeah. I'm doing really good in here.
Unknown Host
The first B I'm gonna get.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
That's the old joke is that I got a C in English and an A in Spanish, and I don't speak Spanish at all, but I can't get English right.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Yeah. I would love to have been able to take those. I didn't know you could dumb down a test so bad they weren't sure you knew the language. That's pretty impressive.
Nick Thune
Or in a way, I did it so well that they thought I was fluent in a foreign language.
Unknown Host
Oh, that's true, too.
Nick Thune
I didn't know which way to take it, to be honest.
Unknown Host
That's awesome. So what was the. Because when you're drinking and stuff and when it's fun when comedians get sober, because they always have, like, a realistic view of how it was. There's always the ending. You know, you were gonna die. But the fun of it all there has to be a story in there is like, this was worth it.
Nick Thune
Oh, none of it worth it, but a lot. There's so many stories of like, if.
Unknown Host
You weren't drunk, it wouldn't have happened.
Nick Thune
Yeah. Like, do you know take Notaro? Oh yeah, yeah. Um, she had a festival in Washington D.C. that she did for a couple years a long time ago. And she, she called me one morning and she said, hey, can you want to grab a coffee? And I thought, oh, fun. Yeah, you're supposed. I thought she'd be so busy. It's her festival, but sure. And she's like, listen, we gotta. They want you out of the hotel. And I was like, what? Why? And she goes, well, you were. You don't remember? And I go, no. And she goes, well, you were throwing apples off the roof last night.
Unknown Host
Okay. Where did you get them?
Nick Thune
From the front desk. You know how sometimes down the front desk they have that, like that bowl? Well, I, I showed up, there was a party at the hotel and I walked in the room with the full bowl.
Unknown Host
Right.
Nick Thune
Because you know, it's like, hey, they're free.
Unknown Host
It's a guest.
Nick Thune
There's no one. It doesn't say take one.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
You know, and so I showed up to the room with all these apples and everybody's like, hahaha, Nick. You know, this is another Nick thing. And I didn't know that. Yeah. Then I was having a throwing off the roof contest that I guess I was the only one involved in, but.
Unknown Host
And they asked Tig Notaro to stop this. Nobody from the hotel.
Nick Thune
I think that, I think that they got a hold of the festival.
Unknown Host
Okay.
Nick Thune
And the festival then was like, we don't know Nick. Like Tig's the one that hired Nick here.
Unknown Host
So it was her job.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
To take out one of her employees. Did you, did you leave or did you say, I won't do it again.
Nick Thune
I just moved over to the. Cross the street.
Unknown Host
They didn't have an apple.
Nick Thune
I learned my lesson, you know, they.
Unknown Guest
Didn'T have any apples either.
Unknown Host
Then he's throwing bibles off the damn. And he went through every room.
Nick Thune
I mean, I. Yeah, there's. There's sadly a lot of things where I've like met people and partied with people and I don't, you know, like.
Unknown Host
Remember and no babies. You're not, you haven't gotten that call yet.
Nick Thune
I hadn't had. I've never been pregnant.
Unknown Host
Okay, good. Yeah, that was, that's not really what I meant, but I'm going to go with it.
Nick Thune
Okay, now there is one. I have a kid that was. That was through a marriage.
Unknown Host
But that was on purpose. Yes, but nobody, nobody knows.
Nick Thune
On purpose.
Unknown Host
That's true. At the time, probably not. But you said, okay, I got back.
Nick Thune
From a weekend and Salt Lake City and it was like, hey, we have a baby. And I'm like, oh, but you were married too. We were just soaking.
Unknown Host
So the percentages were. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick Thune
Well, we were young. We were Mormon. I didn't know.
Unknown Host
Broken free of how that works.
Nick Thune
I didn't know if you. That that whole worked.
Unknown Host
Yeah, it does. So you might have thought you were in the wrong input.
Nick Thune
I mean, that's what I was hoping.
Unknown Host
Yeah. No, exactly. That's a good white. That's why you married her.
Nick Thune
I thought I was into an output.
Unknown Host
That's right. Yeah. If you're in an output, you put a ring on that immediately. But if she can get pregnant from it, you start drinking it.
Nick Thune
To me it was like, you know, if you take those. If you have a. A 9 volt battery and you put it in the wrong thing. Yeah, it doesn't work.
Unknown Host
Exactly. Yeah, it can't. It's non functional, but it works in its own way.
Nick Thune
I base all my kind of everything up 9 volts, especially sexually.
Unknown Host
Yeah, that's the best way to describe it to a kid.
Nick Thune
You know how you check a 9 volt, you put it on your tongue, it shocks you. It still works.
Unknown Host
Same with an anus.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
How I test them too. Yep, there it is. Found it. Turn the lights off.
Nick Thune
We're good. Little shocker. There we go.
Unknown Host
That's why they call it that shocker. The shocker for a reason. Nick soon is at Stand Up Live tonight and tomorrow. So you don't remember ever being in Phoenix? So in a weird way, it's almost like when they say, you know, you kind of reborn again. You're going through all this stuff again for the first time. Yep. You have no idea what this starts to blend for you comedians anyway. Sure. But like there's no favorite city. You got to start over.
Nick Thune
Yep. All new cities. Isn't that weird? It's. Well, I mean there's definitely some stuff.
Unknown Guest
Comes back like it.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Guest
Oh believe pieces and parts.
Nick Thune
I see bars where I'm like, oh yeah, I know. Definitely. Hey, I think we met. I've seen you talking to that hear.
Unknown Host
The words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 Kupda Holmberg's morning sickness. So I just had a guy a year ago screaming and yelling at me that he wished I would die. And, like, all this, I said something about a city that he didn't like. And then he called me a. What do you call me? A Biden loving cuck, Jew, Howard Stern wannabe. And so. And he screamed at me that, you know, I'm a piece of garbage, and all this stuff. Fast forward to about four weeks ago. He emails again and said, because we had a lot of fun with that, I joined Howard Stern as a Biden loving everything else. We were having just a great time with his email and flamed him like crazy. He emails back a month ago. I'm on his list of people to apologize to as he sobers up.
Nick Thune
Oh, that's fun.
Unknown Host
It made me feel fantastic.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Like, that was great. Who did. Did you have to apologize to anybody? You're like, this is going to be a rough one.
Nick Thune
Yeah. Making amends is one of those things too. And, you know, I didn't want to make it like, oh, Nick's sober. I can't wait to get a phone call, you know?
Unknown Host
Yeah, I didn't expect that, though.
Nick Thune
I might be upset, but, like, if.
Unknown Guest
You never contacted me, if you.
Unknown Host
If you just went on some lunatic binge email against some radio guy you never met.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Why would you just skip that one?
Nick Thune
Right? Well, because he probably actually really loves you. You know, he actually was a.
Unknown Host
He found out about me through what I said, through some sort of a third party. And he's like, I don't know who you are, but now I know you're nothing more than that. And he went off, and I'm gonna.
Unknown Guest
Do what I can to cancel.
Unknown Host
You called me like a Jew and everything, and I was a little upset because I'm not Jewish. I'm like, I think that makes me kind of a bigot.
Nick Thune
You know what I bet he got into? I bet he got into a lot of online hate, you know, like, oh, yeah. Might have been kind of his big thing that he went down. He's like, I gotta.
Unknown Host
Yeah. So it ate him out.
Nick Thune
He's like, dear Costco.
Unknown Host
Right?
Nick Thune
Sorry about all the emails and tweets.
Unknown Host
I wonder if there is some Yelp review. We had to go back and go, look, I need to talk to the manager. I'm that guy. But a year later he tells me, so you had to. You had to go through the amends process.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
And you had. No, like, radio dj, you had offended.
Nick Thune
No. And I have had people come up to me and mention things where I'm like, oh, I didn't know That I needed you on my list.
Unknown Host
Yeah. Oh, no kidding. So there's a few things you should have apologized for. Just.
Nick Thune
Yeah. Yeah. There's. It's. You know, and you're like, okay, well, let me hear you out. You know, and it's like, oh, did.
Unknown Host
Anyone say no because I told this guy I didn't accept his apology at all.
Nick Thune
Well, no, because there is a.
Unknown Host
Being drunk doesn't. That he wasn't allowed to be a bigot to.
Nick Thune
Yeah. I mean that's.
Unknown Guest
And did you ever receive that like, if you ever. Someone said, well appreciate you coming out, you know, saying that.
Unknown Host
But I didn't say that.
Unknown Guest
Not.
Unknown Host
I told him.
Unknown Guest
I know. I'm just saying that ever happened like someone. I'm you. You torture. Too bad.
Nick Thune
Yeah. No, I believe everything anybody says. And. And also, like, if anybody were to say, like, hey, you did this, like. Well, it doesn't sound like me, but yeah, I'll give you the benefit.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
But the. I def. There were definitely people that take it and they say, like, I appreciate it and you can tell that it's like, that's where it's going to end.
Unknown Host
Yeah. Oh, yes. This is. Yeah.
Nick Thune
And I'm not. And it's not like, hey, I'm trying to rebuild anything here. I want you. You deserve all the feelings that you have. I just want you to know I'm aware. I am so sorry.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
And.
Unknown Host
And you're moving on.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Yeah. I told that guy wished him back on the bottle. Is that bad? From my. From the apologized guy. No, I wished him right back on the bottle. And I hope he's. I hope he. I hope it ends ugly.
Nick Thune
Yeah. I mean, that's the kind of humor that he likes.
Unknown Host
Well, yeah. And plus. Plus a year earlier he was trying to get me fired from my job. Had had boozy that I didn't know drunkle. Oh, man, I'm mad at him again. Nick had had it work because he's calling advertisers.
Nick Thune
Oh, he's going through the.
Unknown Host
He went that far. He put a list of things up. He's trying to get me fired.
Nick Thune
No wonder he got a hold of.
Unknown Host
You ruined lives and st. And had it worked. And then a year later I get his apology. I had killed him.
Nick Thune
Well, Jackson Brown has a lyric that I go back to when it comes to this and it says don't. Is it. Don't confront me with my failures because I've forgotten them. That's the end of his song. That song he wrote when he was like 16. That's like, sounds like an 80 year old wrote.
Unknown Host
Yeah, that's brilliant sentence.
Nick Thune
Yeah. And I like to take that and think, you know, because there are some things that people bring up. They're like, hey, I hosted a. I hosted a fourth of July party in a neighborhood in la, this neighborhood called Atwater Village. And it was like they closed all the streets down. And the guy that was putting it on was like, we want you to like MC this thing. And I was like, great. You know, and it's families and, you know, streets and like. And I mean, it's a thing where people are like, oh, this guy's a comedian that lives in the neighborhood. We're all aware of him in some way. And you know, that's weird. He's doing 911 jokes at 11am and I remember this Fourth of July. I remember this lady coming out to me and giving me like one of those, like, cut it off, like sort of a thing.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
Except all the adults were loving it, you know, And I had picked a local restaurant called Bon Vivant that just sucks. I mean, and I kept saying how we were sponsored by Bon Vivant and they really want to do better for the neighborhood. And, you know, and I kind of kept going up. I mean, it was a really good bit, to be honest. I kept going up with notes from Bon Vivant. Please stop.
Unknown Guest
Maybe that was the lady was the owner.
Nick Thune
Yeah, that's what I always wondered. Yeah. But she. Somebody came up, they go, they go, hey, hey, can you cut enough of the Bon Vivant stuff? And I said like, oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. All right. So Bon Vivant is. I mean, I can't tell you a place I want to go and I want to get overcharged, I think.
Unknown Host
So at a Fourth of July thing, you're rocking bon vivant and 911 gags.
Nick Thune
Bon vivant, 9 11.
Unknown Host
Is there a bounce house? I'm picturing a bounce house.
Nick Thune
Oh, there is a. Yeah, there's a big blow up. I mean, it's the streets closed down. There's a three legged race happening, father son stuff.
Unknown Host
And. Yeah.
Nick Thune
You know, and so I get sober and then I'm in an AA meeting and someone comes up to me, they're like, hey, I saw you host that, that fourth of July party in Atwater Village. I'm really glad to see you in here. And I was like, hey, shut up.
Unknown Host
That's not right.
Nick Thune
That's not what we're supposed to do in here. That is not how this building works. Because, yeah, I have. I wake up regretting that.
Unknown Host
Yeah, I see. I wake. I now regret that there isn't enough video out there of this event. I would watch that. I'm the type of person that would love that. Somebody losing it in front of a. Like, a family festival. I'm like, oh, this is a bad booking. This is going to be my favorite part of it.
Nick Thune
Well, if it was at a comedy club or at an event that was like, we want you to do your humor. It was like, we want you to be funny and charming, but also help us kind of like build this neighborhood vibe, you know? And it was like, that's not. But I did.
Unknown Host
Yeah. That's awesome.
Nick Thune
But also, the adults, a lot of them loved it. Of course. It's funny. Yeah. And then there's this. These jerks, you know that.
Unknown Host
The unfunny people.
Nick Thune
Yeah, those kids, they hate them.
Unknown Host
How old is your kid?
Nick Thune
He is 11.
Unknown Host
Okay. And he's so. He's unaware of. Well, he probably knows it happened. But he never saw you as.
Nick Thune
Yeah, no, he was five when I got sober.
Unknown Host
Oh, okay.
Nick Thune
Somebody in rehab told me. They said, hey, my dad got sober when I was five, and I. I don't remember anything great. And I just thought, well, then that means, yeah, I got a shot. This has got a stick.
Unknown Host
So there's no, like, signs of, like, you. Like, he doesn't know.
Nick Thune
No. And he. He has asked me why I don't drink.
Unknown Host
Oh, no kidding?
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
He's 5.
Nick Thune
That's a perception. He was 5. No, now he's 11.
Unknown Host
Oh, that's right. What am I. Yeah.
Nick Thune
You know, but, like, he'll be like, he's gone out with, like, his mom. And, you know, she is a normal person that has drinks, but her and her friends have drinks and they talk about it and wine and they don't.
Unknown Host
Throw apples at people.
Nick Thune
Yeah. And he wonders why I don't. Why don't you guys ever have wine? It's like. Well, because Daddy has a problem.
Unknown Host
Daddy turns into the trees from the wizard of Oz.
Unknown Guest
Yeah, he just told him what it is.
Unknown Host
That's pretty.
Unknown Guest
Why don't we go to a bon Vivant, Dad?
Unknown Host
Well, I'm. How come we never hit the bon vivant? Oh, boy, I gotta start drinking. Kid has a pension for bon vivant.
Nick Thune
It just reminded me of. I did go up and say, hey, somebody here asked me to stop talking about bon vivant. And they can frankly go bon vivant themselves. I remember thinking, like, this is a tip of my career right here. I'm coming up with some good Bon vivant stuff.
Unknown Host
It's never going to be better than. Than it is today. Nick Thune is at Standup Live Tonight and tomorrow, standuplive.com is how you get those tickets. I'm glad for you. I'm happy that you're on the right track and stuff. And that's the. You just got to stay that way.
Nick Thune
And if the shows aren't good, I might go off the rails. Pack these out.
Unknown Host
So it's up to the audience on whether or not you saved this man from his. Himself.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Yeah. Because so long as you're. As a. The audience has a lot of responsibility when it comes to somebody who's walking on eggs.
Nick Thune
They really do.
Unknown Host
Yeah.
Nick Thune
I need that.
Unknown Host
It's something. You absolutely must have. Their acceptance or they have no one to blame but themselves.
Nick Thune
We'll call there. It's their fault.
Unknown Host
Yeah, exactly. Well, there is a weird thing. Mitch Hedberg was here. People were throwing pills on the stage.
Nick Thune
Adam. I've had that.
Unknown Host
Have you?
Nick Thune
I've had people come to be like, hey, do you want. You want pills? And I go, you know, like, they throw a joint on stage. And this one lady at some. I think it was in Iowa somewhere, she was like, hey, do you want any pills? And I was like, yeah, what. What do you got? You know? And she's like. She was like, I've got morphine. And I was like, oh, no. With her? Yeah.
Unknown Host
Was she like a nurse?
Nick Thune
I made morphine in your pocket.
Unknown Host
She was.
Nick Thune
That night.
Unknown Host
That's crazy.
Nick Thune
Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown Host
You don't do. So you had lines you drew. There was stuff you wouldn't do.
Nick Thune
Yeah. I thought, I'm not trying to go to sleep right now.
Unknown Host
Yeah. You like the fun?
Nick Thune
Yeah. I mean, I liked downers for sure, but.
Unknown Host
Yeah. And uppers.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
Yeah. That's crazy.
Nick Thune
We had to even those out somehow.
Unknown Host
I don't even eat food people make at their own house. If they're like, you want my cookies? I'm like, ugh, no.
Nick Thune
Yeah.
Unknown Host
But to have somebody offer me pills, especially now.
Nick Thune
Now you can't do that.
Unknown Host
Fentanyl cookies from people's houses.
Nick Thune
You can get some Percocet and be just fine. No.
Unknown Host
Yeah. Because now it's like, could be mixed with anything. Oh, yeah, but you're hanging around Montreal with the cartel. God knows what you put in there.
Nick Thune
And I remember the first time, like, a waitress at a comedy club gave me a Percocet, and I remember taking it and thinking, wow, this is what it's like to feel like you're living at 100%. You know, finally, I might myself. Yeah. Really the best feeling I've ever had.
Unknown Host
No kidding. Well, stop talking about it that way because you're making me want to do it. You've oppo. Rehabbed me right into, like, Yeah, I don't have a problem. Sounds pretty great.
Nick Thune
Cut to me detoxing off pills without knowing it in Africa. Yeah.
Unknown Host
You went to Africa to get off pills?
Nick Thune
I went to Africa not knowing I was addicted to pills to do this documentary, and I started getting sick, and I thought, oh, I must had some water or something. And I got taken to the Nairobi hospital, and that's just a bad sentence. Turns out. I mean, it was really beautiful, clean, nice. But turns out, like, almost immediately realized, oh, I'm coming off.
Unknown Host
Oh, you were just intoxing.
Nick Thune
Yeah, I brought some with me, but I ran out and I thought, I'll be fine.
Unknown Host
You decided to take opiates to Africa?
Nick Thune
Yeah, And I put them in, like. He has, like, an icebreakers kind of.
Unknown Host
Gum thing or the mints.
Nick Thune
Mints. Yeah. And I just put a whole bunch of. When I saw that, I remembered every time I see him, I remember I just put a ton of Percocet.
Unknown Host
That's a trigger.
Nick Thune
My icebreaker.
Unknown Host
Somebody offers you a mint, you're like, God, I hope this is what I think it is. I'm going to be 100% fresh for the day. Wow, that's. So you put them in icebreakers and never once worried?
Nick Thune
No, no.
Unknown Host
I'd be scared to death. Brittney Griner should have took notes on him. Brittney Griner, how to get out of Russia. This is amazing. Oh, your life's. It's fascinating.
Nick Thune
I did a lot of drug traveling, but now it's not as hard, I don't think, but back then, get it.
Unknown Host
In and out of there.
Nick Thune
Weed getting. I used to traveling with weed, you know, 10, 15 years ago was.
Unknown Host
Oh, it's scary.
Nick Thune
It was an art.
Unknown Host
Yeah. My God.
Nick Thune
Turkey baster bags?
Unknown Host
Really?
Nick Thune
Oh, yeah, because the scent stays in those. They're oven bags.
Unknown Host
Well, you're giving tips now to the kids. That's smart.
Nick Thune
Well, now you can just have it now.
Unknown Host
Yeah. Now you can have weed, but only in certain quantities. Those turkey baster bags are pretty big, aren't they?
Nick Thune
I mean, yeah, but you got to fit those between your butt and your.
Unknown Host
Oh, that's true. Getting it in your ass is hard. Well, isn't that the truth with everything.
Nick Thune
I mean, I could. I guess I could travel with an ace you know, Nick, at Stand Up Life.
Unknown Host
Leave us with words of wisdom, sir. Help the world become better like you have.
Nick Thune
I think happiness is like, you know, something that I always encourage people to have. And I see people that are happy, and I always ask them how they did it. And I saw this guy recently, and I was really kind of watching him, and finally I said, how do you do it? And he said, I'm 7 years old. And I said, that's. How'd you do that? And he said, where's my mom? You're a deep kid. Yeah.
Unknown Host
And it's true. Be more like a 7 year old. I think that's a beautiful message. I love it. Nick, thanks for coming in, man. Good to see you this time. And we'll meet again in a couple more years.
Nick Thune
Yeah, that's perfect.
Unknown Host
And nick Thune, everybody. It's 98 KUPD.
Nick Thune
Hey.
Dick Toledo
It's not weird.
Unknown Guest
It's pretty cool, actually.
Dick Toledo
No membership fee.
Nick Thune
I have heard enough of this.
Unknown Host
What are you, pd?
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary
Guest: Nick Thune
Air Date: March 21, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
In the March 21, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg welcomes comedian Nick Thune for an in-depth and candid conversation. Nick Thune, known for his sharp wit and engaging storytelling, delves into his personal struggles with addiction, his journey to sobriety, and the humorous yet poignant experiences that have shaped his life and career.
Nick Thune opens up about his tumultuous relationship with alcohol, detailing a decade-long period of heavy drinking that reignited at the age of 29 after a nine-year sobriety streak since he was 17. He recounts a pivotal moment when he was diagnosed with Lyme disease, which served as a wake-up call leading him to seek immediate rehabilitation.
Nick Thune [03:05]: "I thought, well, this is what really happened. Nick Thunes at Stand Up Live tonight and tomorrow, if you want to go over there and check it all out."
The severity of his condition is highlighted when a specialist informs him that his liver enzyme levels were dangerously high, prompting an urgent need for treatment. This critical diagnosis propelled Nick into rehab, where he experienced a series of challenging events, including seizures and hospitalization.
Nick Thune [05:34]: "That was his diagnosis. It’s a pretty direct. Yeah, it’s going to happen sooner than you want or think."
Nick discusses the aftermath of his rehab experience, including unexpected responsibilities and the complexities of maintaining sobriety amidst a demanding career. He shares anecdotes about being thrust into situations where his past behaviors resurfaced, such as hosting events and interacting with fans who referenced his earlier struggles with alcohol.
Nick Thune [07:54]: "It was the first tour I did sober was I went down to Mexico. It was so fun."
He also touches upon the impact of his sobriety on his personal life, particularly his relationship with his 11-year-old son, who remains largely unaware of the depths of his father's past addiction.
Nick Thune [20:23]: "He has asked me why I don't drink. Yeah."
The conversation shifts to Nick's career in comedy, where he reflects on the fine balance between humor and personal growth. He shares a memorable experience from hosting a Fourth of July party in Atwater Village, where his attempt to blend neighborhood vibes with edgy comedy led to both applause and admonishment.
Nick Thune [10:03]: "Yeah. Like, do you know take Notaro? Oh yeah, yeah."
Nick humorously recounts the challenges of performing in diverse settings and the pressures of maintaining his comedic edge while adhering to his sobriety.
Nick Thune [21:37]: "It's never going to be better than it is today. Nick Thune is at Standup Live Tonight and tomorrow."
Nick offers a series of entertaining and sometimes outrageous stories from his time on tour. These include encounters with fans and fellow performers who offered him drugs during performances, leading to humorous yet telling exchanges about his boundaries and commitment to sobriety.
Nick Thune [22:18]: "She was like, I’ve got morphine. And I was like, oh, no."
He also shares a lighthearted moment about his lack of Spanish proficiency during a performance in Mexico City, despite having taken an ESL class years prior.
Nick Thune [08:35]: "Yeah. Well, I didn't realize they're actually going to put you in classes based off what you did on that test."
Throughout the episode, Nick imparts valuable insights on happiness and personal well-being. He emphasizes the importance of maintaining a positive outlook and the benefits of approaching life with the simplicity and joy often found in childhood.
Nick Thune [25:30]: "I think happiness is like, you know, something that I always encourage people to have."
Nick encourages listeners to cultivate happiness by reconnecting with their innate sense of joy and curiosity, drawing inspiration from a seven-year-old's perspective.
The episode concludes with heartfelt exchanges between Nick and the hosts, highlighting his ongoing commitment to sobriety and his role as a positive influence both on and off the stage. Nick's journey serves as a testament to resilience and the transformative power of self-awareness and support.
John Holmberg [26:04]: "Nick, thanks for coming in, man. Good to see you this time. And we'll meet again in a couple more years."
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a captivating glimpse into Nick Thune's life, blending humor with deep personal reflection. Listeners are treated to a narrative of struggle, recovery, and the relentless pursuit of happiness, all delivered through Nick's unique comedic lens. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to his work, this conversation provides both laughter and meaningful insights that resonate beyond the stage.