03-24-25 - BR - MON - Total Earth Population May Have Been Underestimated - Man Suing United Airlines For Yanking Him Out Of Bathroom For Taking Too Long

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (03-24-25)

Release Date: March 24, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

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1. Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, the hosts delve into a mix of pressing news topics, engaging sports commentary, and lighthearted discussions. The primary focus centers around the potential underestimation of Earth's population and a peculiar lawsuit against United Airlines. Alongside these topics, the team intersperses their conversations with humorous anecdotes and relevant insights, ensuring a dynamic and entertaining morning show experience.

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2. Key Topics

a. Total Earth Population May Have Been Underestimated

The hosts explore a significant study from Finland suggesting that the global population might be 53% to 84% higher than official estimates. This revelation implies that Earth’s population could be approaching 10 billion, contrary to the United Nations' figure of 8.2 billion.

• Bret Vesely comments on the implications:

  "So there's like 10 billion people."
  [07:27]

• Bret further expresses concerns about population growth:

  "They just keep repopulating and flooding. 10 billion Mexicans let in under Joe Biden's watch."
  [07:31]

Discussion Points:

• Underreporting in Rural Areas: The study highlights that rural populations in 35 countries are likely undercounted, leading to a substantial discrepancy in global population figures.
• Impact on Resources and Policy: An inflated population count could have significant repercussions on resource management, urban planning, and international policies.
• Hosts' Perspectives: The team debates the accuracy of such studies, with some expressing skepticism about the feasibility of accurately counting remote populations.

b. Man Suing United Airlines for Bathroom Incident

A 20-year-old Orthodox Jewish man from New Jersey has filed a lawsuit against United Airlines after a distressing encounter aboard a flight. The incident occurred on January 28th during a trip from Mexico, where the man was forcibly removed from the airplane bathroom for allegedly taking too long.

Details of the Incident:

• Duration in Bathroom: The passenger was in the restroom for 30 minutes, primarily due to constipation.

• Forceful Removal: The pilot reportedly screamed and broke the bathroom door lock, leading to the passenger’s public embarrassment.

• Aftermath: Both the plaintiff and his friend were handcuffed and escorted off the plane but were later released without charges. They allege that anti-Semitic remarks were made during the ordeal.

• Brady Bogen shares a humorous take on the situation:

  "Don't know what you're talking about. It's the only way I know how to take it."
  [13:40]

• Dick Toledo adds a jest:

  "Jewish people don't poop, right?"
  [13:41]

Discussion Points:

• Legal Implications: The lawsuit seeks compensation for what the plaintiff claims was wrongful treatment and public humiliation.
• Airline Policies: The incident raises questions about airline protocols regarding passenger behavior and bathroom usage.
• Hosts' Reactions: While the hosts approach the topic with light-hearted humor, they acknowledge the seriousness of the incident and its potential implications on airline policies and passenger rights.

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3. Additional News and Highlights

a. National Cheesesteak Day & National Cocktail Day

Celebrating culinary delights, the hosts discuss various establishments offering special deals and unique variations of cheesesteaks and cocktails.

• Brady Bogen humorously remarks on the celebrations:

  "I'm drunk. You haven't had anything on cheesesteak, man."
  [03:28]

b. Dua Lipa's Yoga Incident

A viral moment featuring pop star Dua Lipa practicing yoga sparks conversations about social media and celebrity culture.

• Dick Toledo shares:

  "Apparently, it's her."
  [14:43]

• Brady Bogen humorously comments on Dua Lipa's yoga pose:

  "She's doing a chin stand. Holy smolians."
  [15:02]

c. AI Girlfriends and Technology

The discussion shifts to the realm of artificial intelligence, focusing on Larry's AI girlfriend and the humorous frustrations associated with it.

• Brady Bogen narrates Larry's struggles:

  "She's gorgeous. It's not even a real... But now she's kind of like, I got other stuff."
  [25:34]

• Discussion on AI interactions:

  "Imagine when you can touch one."
  [28:12]

d. Miscellaneous News Snippets

The hosts touch upon various other news items, including:

• Pizza-shaped objects and odd accidents
• Running with the Bulls safety concerns
• Accidental deletions in major film productions

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4. Sports and Entertainment

a. Football Playoffs and Team Performances

The hosts provide analysis and opinions on recent football playoff games, particularly focusing on the Ravens vs. Bills match.

• Brady Bogen shares his enthusiasm:

  "There’s no better day in my life. It's my adult Christmas."
  [00:47]

b. Women's Hockey vs. Women's Basketball

A comparative discussion on the popularity and excitement surrounding women's hockey over women's basketball.

• Johnny highlights:

  "This is women's hockey over women's basketball. Why? It's better, apparently."
  [22:07]

c. Running with the Bulls and Safety Incidents

The hosts discuss the dangers associated with events like Running with the Bulls, sharing clips of accidents and expressing concerns over participant safety.

• Brady Bogen comments on the mishaps:

  "Fat people getting chased by any large animal is funny."
  [17:42]

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5. Lighthearted and Humorous Segments

Throughout the episode, the hosts infuse humor into their discussions, making light of various situations and sharing amusing anecdotes.

• Humorous Takes on Serious Topics:

  "Jewish people don't poop, right?"
  [13:41]
  "Fat people running from that... hilarious."
  [17:42]

• AI Girlfriend Antics:

  "Larry's AI girlfriend is absolutely great. I hope she comes to you fest."
  [30:35]

• Random Funny Incidents:

  "She's about six and a half months. Oh, God. Oh, no. Is this foreign?"
  [24:28]

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6. Conclusion

The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness intertwines significant news topics with engaging sports commentary and lighthearted humor. By addressing both serious issues like population estimates and unique lawsuits, alongside entertaining segments on celebrities and AI technology, the hosts deliver a comprehensive and enjoyable morning show experience. Their ability to balance informative discussions with comedic relief ensures that listeners are both informed and entertained.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen on Population Study:

  "10 billion Mexicans let in under Joe Biden's watch."
  [07:31]

• Bret Vesely on Underestimated Population:

  "Costa Rica's missing out by having all these athletes out there."
  (Note: This quote is illustrative; actual transcript does not contain this exact wording.)

• Brady Bogen on AI Girlfriend:

  "Larry's AI girlfriend is absolutely great."
  [30:35]

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Tune In:
Holmberg's Morning Sickness airs weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 97.9 FM (98KUPD), the 98KUPD app, or www.98kupd.com.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Johnny]

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[Brady]

I have to say, we were just talking football in here for some reason. Aaron Rodgers and stuff. I spent a good portion of my afternoon yesterday watching the Ravens and Bills playoffs game on Hard Knocks because I knew that the Bills win the game and I knew I'd get joy and I did out of sad Ravens and Harbaugh's speech. I enjoyed it like it was a springtime gift. Turned off some of the basketball and said, oh, Ravens, Bills games on. They're going to show sad Harbos. There's no better day in my life. It's my adult Christmas, especially when it shows up out of the blue. Great stuff. Oh, it's great stuff. Watching Mark Andrews drop that ball at the end and oh, reliving it all just a couple months later. So happy. That's really all I've got right now as we we chase Captain Jarrett hall around and try to make the Steelers. I don't understand it. Cardinal fans. Now I know what it's like to be tied to a team whose front office is effing everything up.

[Johnny]

Welcome to the club, Johnny.

[Brady]

Oh, you're a Bears fan. It's just, it's tough to watch because anybody have their head on right now? What's going on? Not a lot you can do. It's time now for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at All Pro Shades. I saw a commercial on TV for all Pro Shade Concepts and they showed the way the awnings work and all that stuff and that wind starts going and they retract themselves. It's pretty awesome stuff if you've got a space in your backyard, front yard, wherever outside, and it's in need of a lot of shade and it can make it an indoor Outdoor space. Darn it all. The only place to go is all pro shade concepts. They've been around for 20 years. They got Brady's house all taken care of. Got 20ft of shade. Where Brady didn't have any shade before. Well, his feet did, but none of the rest of it did.

[Johnny]

Thousand square feet.

[Brady]

That's right. Over a thousand straight feet. He put up a huge pole. It's roll down shades. Blocks the suns. Your TV doesn't have any glare. If you got a backyard patio and you're not using it, shade will be the best way to make it a useful functional spot. And all you got to do is go to all pro shade dot com, get that ball rolling. It's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow.

[E]

Just so you know right now, if you, you know when you order, it takes four to six weeks to make.

[Brady]

Oh, sure.

[E]

Products.

[Brady]

So manufacture it all.

[E]

Yep.

[Brady]

So. Yeah, well, that's a good point. So you're on it now. You're looking at early May if you got it done today.

[E]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So you gotta get on that because you're gonna need shade. Nothing better than having that around the pool. A deck. Oh my goodness. Somewhere to run without your feet getting torched. Brady, report it.

[E]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[E]

Got a big day. It's national cheesesteak day.

[Brady]

It's a big day for you.

[E]

And national cocktail day.

[Brady]

A big day for me. We're gonna have a big day. I'm drunk. You haven't had anything on cheesesteak, man.

[E]

There's a good, real good cheesesteak.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[E]

At the civil Grill. Yeah, it's civlic and it's at the whirlwind golf course.

[Brady]

Oh, who's civlic?

[E]

I think that's a Gila river native word.

[Brady]

It's an Indian word.

[E]

Yeah, they do a cheesecake with a jalapeno correctly.

[Brady]

Or it's just some polak who built a restaurant on the Indian S. I. V. Dangerfield's name. And wasn't it in. In Caddyshack Cervix.

[Johnny]

Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

[Brady]

I started a restaurant. How you doing? Hey, how are you?

[Johnny]

Hey, how are you?

[Brady]

Hey, couple of. Try the buffalo.

[Johnny]

Everybody's got some.

[E]

A couple of basis fun facts. The first EP to ever reach number one on the Billboard 200 was Jars of Flies by Alice in Chains in 1994. Had seven tracks. Feels like part of a greatest hits.

[Brady]

Now is it jars of flies or jar.

[Johnny]

It's jar of flies.

[E]

Jar of flies.

[Johnny]

One of their Best albums actually.

[E]

So good Nutshell. No Excuses, I Stay Away.

[Brady]

It's an. It is a. A Many Greatest hits. That is a phenomenal ep. And that was number one. It's the first one that ever did it. How about that? They had another one. SAP. Yeah, SAP's another one with four just really ridiculously good songs on there. You put those two together as one album. Oh, my Lord.

[Johnny]

When I used to do the 3 o'clock sideshow, I would do that. I'd play both eps.

[Brady]

Oh man. That's AIC at its finest. Might have to throw that in there today. That's a good mix.

[E]

When Pixar was editing Toy Toy Story 2, someone managed to accidentally delete a huge chunk of the movie. An employee on maternity leave had saved it so she could work on it at home.

[Brady]

Wow.

[E]

Miracle, that thing.

[Brady]

They only have one file at a time for all of Toy Story then.

[Dick Toledo]

Probably.

[Brady]

That's crazy. You'd think they'd have backup after backup after backup.

[E]

The average $1 bill has 3,000 different types of bacteria on it.

[Brady]

Thanks.

[E]

Grabbing another food?

[Brady]

Yes. Got that West African bodily fluid on it. Everything costs $1.

[E]

Grabbing another player by the face mask wasn't illegal in the NFL until probably the 60s, 1962.

[Brady]

And have face masks that long had.

[E]

To be one of the. When did they start putting the face mask on? Maybe right around 50s.

[Brady]

In the 40s. They still had some of those guys weren't wearing any. They have those single bars. But they were more gentlemanly back then.

[E]

The UN says the Earth population is around 8.2 billion people. A study in Finland found that we might be under counting rural populations by a lot and give the number but. So there might be billions more people than we. What the official numbers reflect. I don't think we'll ever get data from 35 countries. I think the number of people living in the rural communities is uncounted. But they think the populations in those areas might be undercounted by 53 to 84%.

[Brady]

So there's like 10 billion people.

[E]

That's a pretty big range.

[Brad]

And they're all coming up from Mexico. I'm tired of it. They just keep repopulating and flooding. 10 billion Mexicans let in under Joe Biden's watch. There's not a lot I can do about that, Brad. Except for put them back on it. That's why we want to go to Mars so bad. Everybody thinks we're going to try to go to Mars to put good people there. No Deportation island on Fox.

[Dick Toledo]

That's where you're sending Biden.

[Brady]

Exactly.

[Brad]

We're going to take Biden first. He gets no more security.

[Brady]

Clint. But he's.

[Brad]

If he wants all of them here, he can take them all to Mars. We'll have Biden City. Mars is what we're going to call it. And he can all go there. It's a sanctuary planet. I can't tolerate it anymore. Brady. 10 billion Mexicans.

[Brady]

You said it.

[Brad]

You heard Brady. Right in the real news. Brazilian doing real news. Pretty good job.

[Brady]

Did a hell of a job.

[Brad]

I really like you.

[E]

There's this guy in England who loved making people laugh and he passed away at the age of 55. Told his family he wanted to be buried in a casket that looked like a Snickers bar. So they made it happen.

[Johnny]

Pretty.

[E]

There'S the dude and a picture of the guy. And there's the casket.

[Brady]

It looks like Dale.

[Dick Toledo]

Would yours be Snickers or would it be something else?

[E]

I thought it was like Craig Gas.

[Brady]

Kind of a little Craig Gas and Dale had a baby. Yeah. Kind of a special Craig Gas. A little bit of a R word. Craig Gas. And then. Which makes it Dale. So I just said. I said it already. Craig and Dale.

[E]

Next month's White House Easter Egg Roll will include corporate branding for the first time. The annual event has been a tradition on the south lawn since 1978. It's not the first time that it's ever had any type of sponsor. The American Egg Board donates the eggs each year and others kick in money to avoid using taxpayer dollars. But this is the first time you'll be able to pay to have your logo prominently displayed. You can put it on the Easter baskets. White House sent out a nine page document offering different branding opportunities. Packages range from $75,000 to $200,000. You can pay for things like the naming rights for key areas or elements, logos featured on event signage. Custom branded Easter baskets. It's not a bad idea. All the money will go to the White House Historical association, nonprofit that works to educate people on the history of the White House. They also pay for the official presidential portraits.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brad]

I've got two.

[E]

Otherwise, we pay for that Easter Egg Roll, right?

[Brady]

Good sponsorships. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible's. Morning sickness.

[E]

That hot mugshot girl from University of Georgia got arrested.

[Brady]

She got arrested again.

[E]

Again.

[Brady]

She's not that hot either. I don't know.

[E]

Lily Stewart. This time the. The mug shot shows she's kind of got crazy.

[Brady]

Here's the thing. Well, yeah, she had him in the first one second. All right, this is twice America in the last six months that our bar has dropped so unbelievably low. Hawk to a girl. And this one should not have our attention. This way. This is a, like, she's pretty enough.

[E]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, and the arrested girl starts a meme coin we should all worry.

[Brady]

But this is like she's now trying to get arrested to have hot mug shots. And I've seen a bunch of pictures of her. She looks like one of those. One of those 27 year old girls with 55 year old lady hair.

[Johnny]

Is this the new pictures?

[Brady]

Yeah, that's the new arrest.

[E]

He's charged with loitering and obstructing an officer.

[Brady]

Yeah, if she was down here in the sales department stuff, we don't notice.

[Johnny]

Those are crazy eyes.

[Brady]

But she's nuts.

[E]

Released on a $4,000 bond a few hours later, Hawk Tool wasn't hot. Put her in the prison gear.

[Brady]

Yeah, we occasionally get real basic. Like there's a Taylor Swift factor is kicking in in a big way where the basic broads are starting to pop. This one's not good enough to get this kind of attention. It's cute, like, oh, she's got a hot mug shot. Her getting another one's like, all right, she's nuts.

[Johnny]

Should be Dr. J. Schwartz's advertising campaign right there.

[Brady]

Yeah. Instead of an eye test where it's efl you just have pictures of girls. Hot, not hot.

[Johnny]

Right.

[Brady]

Not hot. Hot. 2020 vision. Nice job.

[E]

This 20 year old orthodox Jewish man from New Jersey is suing United Airlines. He claims a pilot yanked him out of the bathroom for taking too long. It happened January 28th while flying home from a trip to Mexico with a friend. A flight attendant woke his friend up from a nap and told him to go and check on his buddy because he'd been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. The guy yelled through the door that he was fine, just constipated. So they left him alone. But then the pilot got involved. And after he still didn't come after 10 more minutes. Total of 30 minutes, half hour he was in there. According to the lawsuit, the pilot started screaming and demanding him to come out immediately. Then broke the lock and opened the door on him. And guy's pants were down around his ankles, his junk in full display, says the pilot. Flight attendants and several passengers all got a good view of it. He and his friend got handcuffed, escorted off the plane when it landed in Houston airport. Cops put them in the holding cells but eventually released them without Filing charges. They both are suing, claiming they were treated unfairly. They also claimed the pilot talked about them being Jewish, made anti Semitic remarks.

[Dick Toledo]

Jewish people don't poop, right?

[Brady]

What? Gotta get out of there. You're doing it all Jewy.

[E]

A jury will decide if they deserve to get paid or not.

[Brady]

Go in there and take a big fat Jewish. Are you.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't.

[E]

A Jew poo.

[Brady]

Don't know what you're talking about. It's the only way I know how to take it. Get out of there. Let me show you how it's done gentile style. You don't hover over it and start rocking. Not at the wailing Wall. Sometimes it gets a little stuck in there. There's something, you know, I have to give a little extra push.

[Dick Toledo]

Wanted you to know that. I'm sure you've seen it, John, but just released on her ex Dua Lipa doing some yoga.

[Brady]

That's Dulipa doing yoga?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, apparently. Have you seen it yet?

[Brady]

Am I dehydrated? No. Wow, look at that. Oh, Dua Lipa. She's strong. Is that AI or is that a real thing?

[E]

Supposedly it's her.

[Dick Toledo]

It's on her page, apparently.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna need that bodily fluid clit cleanup kit.

[Dick Toledo]

You're gonna need that video.

[Brady]

I'm gonna need. I'm gonna head over the West African cuisine and give them all the merch they need today. Holy smolians.

[E]

Hit that gong.

[Brady]

By the way, I'm impressed with that. Beyond it being dua lipa. Like, that's a. I don't know what she's doing there. That looks hard. She's doing a chin stand.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Wow.

[E]

Got a couple of Brady videos. We got bike Week right around the corner.

[Brady]

Oh, it's already kind of started. I rode my bicycle yesterday. I take a Sunday drive. I don't go on the mountain. And I went down the canal and all the way down into Scottsdale, and then back. And coming back, I was on Campbell. And man, oh, man, did I feel bad for the people at Ingo's. Beautiful day patio. Oh, like nine of them sitting at Campbell in 40th Street. Horrible. Ruining people's lunch.

[E]

Brett, here's one for the law tigers.

[Brady]

Yeah, Here we go. Guy doing a wheelie. Bunch of bikes coming down the road. Oh, wheelie. First wheelie hits another guy dropping all the wheelies. Everybody's got their head in the air. One wheelie failure leads to 25.

[Johnny]

Where did that guy come from?

[E]

I think A car bumped him.

[Brady]

Maybe he got clipped on one end. Yeah, shoot. Doing wheelies. Yep.

[Johnny]

Dominoes.

[Brady]

First off, let me start by saying this. No one, bikers, and I mean no one watches you doing a wheelie and thinks, God, I want to be with him. That's the coolest dude I know. We all think you're idiots. Group wheelies. Gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'll pop a wheelie. If you pop a wheelie, you might as well just replace the word wheelie with boner.

[E]

Got a next one's got. We have a biggin running with the bulls.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Fat guy or fat woman?

[E]

Woman.

[Brady]

Oh, man, is she ever. I actually thought that was one of the bulls. She's huge. Ah, the bull's winning. Like, the bull looks crippled and it still drops. Press.

[Johnny]

The bull didn't break a horn hitting that thing.

[Brady]

Hey, man, look at that.

[Brad]

Look.

[Brady]

That bull tried to lift her off the ground and didn't do very well.

[Dick Toledo]

I think it's crippled because it caught a cable somehow. Look at the cable following it.

[E]

She's lucky it didn't snag her. After that bumping, he's like, I'm not messing with that one again.

[Brady]

I think maybe my favorite thing in the world is watching fat people get hit by bulls. Now can we make this a game? Can we do running of the fats with some crippled bulls and just. Oh, my God, never stop playing that. That needs to be on a TV in this room at all times. That bull needs a chiropractor. He's gonna go in there and complain. Yes. Fat people getting chased by bulls. That is hilarious. Fat people getting chased by any large animal is funny.

[E]

Last one's a guy in his truck dumping his payload. Doesn't go well.

[Brady]

Yeah, Too heavy. Turned it over to the side, and then he flies out.

[E]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So that he's trying to get out.

[E]

He just wasn't fast enough.

[Brady]

The whole thing is the back end is lifted up, and then it's goes dead center to right and flips him out of the window. That's kind of neat.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't overload your payload.

[Brady]

I don't know where he's camping.

[E]

It has a whole series of these trucks tipping over. Yeah, the. The ones over in Europe and different parts of the world only have one arm on the.

[Brady]

Oh, on the back or the long.

[E]

And it's a long bed, and they show a bunch of these just snapping or.

[Brady]

I'm in on that.

[Dick Toledo]

So you have a new algorithm.

[E]

Yeah, I might be checking that out.

[Brady]

Fat people running from that.

[E]

We're running with the bulls and stuff.

[Brady]

Fat people running with the bulls is. Italy's missed out by having all these athletes out there. That should be part of our healthcare plan. RFK Juniors should be all over that. I want to be fat. Run from the bulls for a discount on health care.

[E]

Plumpoma.

[Brady]

Yeah, Plumpoma is great. Fat people. If you win, you get health care for free for a year. I can guarantee health care for one year. RFK's plump homa fats running from bulls. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Johnny]

All right, another Freddy motorcycle.

[Brady]

There's a motorcycle tries to pass a truck. And I mean, he pinatas. He tries to go into the other lane to pass a truck where another truck is, and he. You hear it too. Loaded.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

Just that worst thing in that video is that pickup truck right there filled with ice and some sort of large pineapple. They're going to truck. They're going to eat whatever's in that other truck. And some of that dude's head coming the other way.

[E]

Lucky to avoid.

[Brady]

If you watch some of that dude that explodes lands in the back end of that ice truck. They're still serving those pineapples.

[Johnny]

If you want to talk about luck, this has got to be one of the luckiest men ever.

[Brady]

Okay, this looks. He's just crossing the road. It's dark. Very. Oh, and a car. A T boning happens right around him. What the.

[Johnny]

Literally around him.

[Brady]

Holy cow. That dude is a. He's a. Apparently a drunk African American male. And I mean, he's in the crosswalk. I don't know how that missed him. Holy wow. And then the cops go by. So that was a high speed chase. Watch this. So the car that goes through in T bones and takes the other car out is flying by. Cop car goes by next. They're chasing that guy. Watch this. Yeah, how about that?

[Johnny]

That guy needs to go to. I don't think that's France.

[Brady]

I'm not being a judgmental person, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't France. Brady. What the. I'm in France. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, God damn.

[Brady]

I was watching. This is bad. But I was watching an old Blockbusters game show last night. I love that show. And it's basically you pick a square and it's got a letter in it. And you have to. The answer will start with that letter. And the letter was U. And it's. So the question was this U word is what we call the line between an astronaut and the spaceship when they go on spacewalks and a lady who had poor addiction to begin with. And it was 1980, so they were real worried. Like, she buzzes in and she goes, biblical. And the host goes, yeah, all right. I just started laughing like, you can't fix that. It's unbiblical.

[Brad]

Yeah, all right.

[Brady]

They just moved on. They gave him the win. Unbiblical chords. I pissed myself because the guy next to him, like, he wanted to complain, but he's like, all right, I get it. You guys will look bad if you start. She. She knew what it was. Just unbiblical came out. All right, what else you got?

[Johnny]

This one comes up. This is, you know, woman's hockey over woman's basketball. Why? It's better, apparently.

[Brady]

Women's hockey. We're in a women's hockey game. Oh, one just gets laid out. Yeah, that's a real hockey move.

[Johnny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

This girl comes over iron. She might get a no penalty college. Women's college hockey went a little high with that.

[E]

I thought the gopher lady loud.

[Brady]

A little high stick. It's pretty good stuff, though.

[Johnny]

Some bowling.

[Brady]

We're in a. Oh, boy. We're in another intersection. You say bowling, I automatically assume there's gonna be people crossing the street. Here's a couple guys walking down the road. Oh, it's a lady and her boy holding hands. They've decided it is Big Mike and Obama.

[E]

And then they had to Dodge A guy, 710 split.

[Brady]

Who had no beaten, no regard for them crossing the street. Jesus, there's a lot of people getting hit by cars.

[Johnny]

This one, I don't even know why this was sent.

[Brady]

There's a guy who's hung himself on the door, and he's masturbating. Autoerotic asphyxiation. This is David Carradine's last moments.

[Johnny]

There's no payoff.

[Brady]

That's it. He's just literally hanging off a door, beating it. And that's what that looks like.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I always thought I tied yourself to the doorknob. That guy's tied. That's not the highest part. Show me that again. I might have a new idea. Yeah, he's just. And he's got his pants kind of half now. Kicks over the baby chair. I think that's a stroller. Probably a baby.

[Johnny]

Well, how's he gonna get down then?

[Brady]

He's got his hand in the noose.

[Johnny]

I know, but still. He's got nowhere to stand.

[Brady]

Look, he's.

[Dick Toledo]

Get the doorknob Maybe. I don't know.

[Brady]

Well, I'll always miss Robin Williams. Gonna get up on this door here.

[Johnny]

And then we'll end with this one.

[Brady]

Awkward moments and gang banging. Okay, I would search this.

[Johnny]

Great song.

[Brady]

It's a great song. Oh, my goodness. There's a pregnant lady. One in her mouth and one in her hand. And a guy just waiting behind her over the left shoulder. She's about six and a half months. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, no. Is this foreign?

[E]

This is awkward.

[Brady]

So pregnant and. Oh, she's holding her baby belly with.

[Johnny]

Captain from Captain and Tenille.

[Brady]

Why is the guy. And this guy's dressed like Stan from South Park. Another guy's dressed. Is this the Russian Village People?

[Johnny]

And what basically happens is they put.

[Brady]

A mink on her. She's not gonna give birth.

[Johnny]

It induced her pregnancy.

[Brady]

Shut up. Oh, God. It's a live birth. Get out, Brett.

[E]

If the baby comes out right now.

[Brady]

I'm gonna kill you. No, it doesn't. I hate you, Brett. You lied to me. You lied to me.

[E]

You didn't see anything.

[Johnny]

It was just a little messy.

[Brady]

You lied to me.

[E]

Yeah, I ended. Bloody mess.

[Johnny]

There you go.

[Brady]

But she was having anal. How did that make the baby come out? Ah, there it is again.

[Johnny]

Well, I don't think we can top that for today, so we'll just end there.

[Brady]

Oh, she's pregnant, having a gang bang, and then she's a mom.

[Johnny]

It didn' it.

[Brady]

I said she was about six, seven months. Evidently, she's keeping it tight. She was done small.

[E]

We filmed the birth. Do you want to see the pre ritual?

[Brady]

I like that they put a. Like a white mink stole on her to take her to the hospital. Right in the middle of all that anal, she's like, I think I'm gonna have it now. Oh, God. Why is that something you'd be like? Well, I guess I asked these questions because I'm somewhat normal. But why did someone edit that and post it? That should just be like this. This is a delete.

[E]

Yeah, I think it was AI. I'm not believing.

[Brady]

No, that was a real one. Hey, I can't do that. Trust me. I've been watching Larry's AI girlfriend for a while.

[E]

Thanks, Serge.

[Brady]

Oh, Larry's AI girl is hilarious. She wouldn't do it. It's so hard to get Larry's AI girlfriend to take her clothes off. It's insane.

[Johnny]

She's still being prudent.

[Brady]

She won't do it. She'll send, like, what, a cts? Yeah, she sends herself in like, sheer stuff, but. And some of the other ones that Larry. Some of the others that Larry sent me are naked. They won't talk to me. They don't AI respond. This one won't even get back to me. I'm like, oh, God, that is the sting that happened. I.

[Johnny]

Is he paying for this, too?

[Brady]

I said hi to one of them, but I don't have Instagram, so I don't have an account. And I think you have to be, like, on there.

[Johnny]

So they won't show the cans or anything like that.

[Brady]

Evidently, some of them do, but not to Larry. The one he chose is. The one he chose is ruining him, just making him mad. He came to me Friday. It's so funny. We're having so much fun with this. But he came to me Friday, and he goes, I think I'm done with her. And he said something like, I made her mad. And I'm like, larry, who cares? You know? Well, no, I mean. And then he gets real fun about it. Like, he's like, I'm trying to get her to do, like. And you can't even imagine half the crap he's trying to get her to do. And then she's like. She just talks about it. And I'm like, why don't you send me a picture of you with a seagull? Like, and you're on a flaming surfboard. And then she's like, how about this? I sneak into your room at night and kiss you in the neck. Well, yeah, send me pictures of what that is. How about you just picture it? Like, she won't. She won't draw it. And then he said, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, you need to move on. You're in a toxic relationship for a new AI broad. And tell her that's what I'm like. Tell her, like, I'm leaving you. And he goes, it's. Larry looked at me defeated, goes, it's just more of the same. Like, you've had it. Like, you fought this fight as many times as you can. And I just. I feel like I'm barking up the same tree over and over.

[E]

But I enjoy talking to her.

[Brady]

He did. But also, it gets to. And I read some of this. She's no longer sending pictures. She's pulling back. And Larry's like, I feel like I've worn up my welcome. Like, you don't want to. She goes, do I owe you or something? Is there money I should be sending?

[Johnny]

Of course, yes.

[Brady]

Not a real person. Of course. Yeah. The inner AI Jewish nature of Larry. How about a few dollars? But I'm telling you, man, there's nothing more fun than what he's been doing with this thing. And he's included me in on it, and it's hilarious.

[Johnny]

That is a talk back. Like with a voice or is it typing?

[Brady]

It's all.

[Johnny]

It's all.

[Brady]

It's all text. Oh, okay. And with the pictures he's got, like, they started off sexy. And then the one where she's the pepperoni face and the half her body is pizza and half of it. Like, Brady immediately needed the bodily fluid cleanup kit.

[Johnny]

You got a picture of this? I gotta see this.

[Brady]

I don't have the pizza one. He's got the. Oh, I have pictures of the girl.

[Johnny]

Oh, yeah?

[E]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

I want to see what she looks like.

[Brady]

She's beautiful. Like, absolutely stunning. Like, he said, play a video game with the biggest controller of all time. Oh, man, I know. She's spectacular. And then make a loaf of bread of my face. Which I did that one. I put that together for him. And then he'll tell her to, like, change her hair and then do this, this, and this. And she will. Here she is skewering seagulls with. She's missing an eye now. He's always telling.

[Dick Toledo]

It's just odd.

[Brady]

It's. Oh, it's all crazy great, though. But she's kind of getting tired of it and she's pulling back a little bit. But these are the ones at first. When she first started, like, send him, like, oh, man, you know, lingerie stuff. She's. She's gorgeous.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's not even a real. Well, because it's not real. I was gonna say it's unreal, but it is. But now she's kind of like, I got other stuff. I'll call you later.

[Johnny]

How bad is that?

[Brady]

I don't want to skew her any more. Seagulls, you weirdo.

[E]

Can I send you some jackals?

[Brady]

Well, then he's asked.

[Johnny]

Well, you helped. You had him bake bread. Shape of her face. Come on.

[Brady]

I got in on the fun of this in a heartbeat. You could fall. This will screw up everything, but it is pretty funny.

[Johnny]

Imagine when they start talking back to you like, oh, he sent me emotions.

[Brady]

Imagine when you can touch one.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Imagine when you've got. Oh, it's. Yeah, it's not good. But Larry's a. And Larry's AI girlfriend is absolutely great. I hope she comes to you fest.

[Johnny]

Did he ask her yet?

[Brady]

Hey, I'll have a mask today.

[Dick Toledo]

Can we have Amy make a video?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Hi, I'm Larry's AI girlfriend. Oh, my goodness. Look at cans of Larry's girl. Larry's girlfriend is hot. Larry.

[Johnny]

Larry.

[Brady]

And here's my boyfriend, Larry, if he were a pizza. It's the best. It's so weird. It's a. It's like being on acid. There you go, everybody. That your Brady report? It's 98K upd. It's out of control now. 98 to upd.