03-24-25 - WWBD - He Has Chance To Date Crazy Girl At Work - He Hates Country Music And Wife Wants To Go To Concert w/Guy From Work - His Wife Hates Taste Of His Fluids - He Can See Neighbors' Daughter Having Sex From His Window

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (03-24-25)

Podcast Information:

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
• Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show hosted by John Holmberg, aiming to entertain, question, and disturb listeners with the help of Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. Broadcasts weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 97.9 FM, the 98KUPD app, and www.98kupd.com.
• Episode Date: March 24, 2025
• Episode Title: WWBD - He Has Chance To Date Crazy Girl At Work - He Hates Country Music And Wife Wants To Go To Concert w/Guy From Work - His Wife Hates Taste Of His Fluids - He Can See Neighbors' Daughter Having Sex From His Window

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Introduction

The episode kicks off with the usual promotional segments featuring Dick Toledo and Brady Bogen. Dick advertises FanDuel’s bonus bets at [00:00], while Brady promotes MMP Guns, highlighting their extensive selection of firearms and accessories at [00:32] and [00:48], respectively. These segments set the lively and somewhat irreverent tone typical of the show.

Main Topics and Discussions

1. Dating a "Crazy" Girl at Work

Timestamp: [04:16]

A listener reaches out with a dilemma: he finds an opportunity to date a seemingly crazy but attractive female coworker who is about to quit. He’s torn between taking the chance or avoiding potential issues.

• Holmberg: Suggests evaluating the balance between her attractiveness and her instability. “[02:36] Maybe it's just something to keep her from sweating or something.”

• Doug Hopkins: Advises caution, indicating that adding to her medication might not be wise. “[05:06] So your number your sound like he.”

• Bret Vesely (Brady): Firmly recommends against pursuing the relationship. “[06:29] Doug Hopkins: But Brady says no. Leave her alone.”

Conclusion: The consensus leans towards not taking the risk, emphasizing the importance of avoiding complicated and potentially harmful relationships.

2. Hating Country Music vs. Wife’s Concert Plans

Timestamp: [07:49]

Another listener is conflicted because he despises country music, but his wife wants to attend a Kelsey Ballerini concert with a coworker, Dan, who resembles Brock Lesnar.

• Doug Hopkins: Points out the possibility of infidelity, suggesting it’s a sign of trouble. “[08:42] Doug Hopkins: Well, Brady, I would say that's trouble is a bruin.”

• Holmberg: Expresses disdain for country music and mocks the idea of attending the concert. “[09:09] But he's dumb. So she's already asked him to go.”

• Bret Vesely (Brady): Labels it as a divorce situation, advising to end the marriage. “[09:16] Brady: It's divorce.”

Conclusion: The hosts humorously condemn the situation, advising the listener to consider ending the relationship rather than compromise his preferences and self-respect.

3. Wife Dislikes the Taste of His Fluids

Timestamp: [13:28]

A listener complains that his wife finds the taste of his bodily fluids unpleasant despite his efforts to improve it through diet and hygiene.

• Doug Hopkins: Suggests outsourcing the issue to a professional. “[14:09] You have to farm that out, Garen.”

• Holmberg: Recommends consulting a lady who can tolerate his tastes. “[14:12] To a lady. Yeah, who can.”

• Dick Toledo: Adds that age might factor into the perception. “[14:24] Holmberg: Oh, yeah, go ahead. This might get personal.”

• Doug Hopkins: Offers practical tips like incorporating pineapple juice and other flavor enhancers. “[14:37] Doug Hopkins: The only thing that I've heard is pineapple juice, pumpkin seeds for volume.”

Conclusion: The advice is both humorous and slightly practical, suggesting dietary adjustments and consulting professionals while maintaining the show’s comedic edge.

4. Voyeuristic Views of Neighbor’s Daughter

Timestamp: [16:48]

A listener reveals that his bedroom window directly faces his neighbor's two-story house, where he observes his 24-year-old daughter engaging in sexual activities with her boyfriend.

• Doug Hopkins: Advises against continuing this behavior, emphasizing ethical considerations. “[17:57] Doug Hopkins: I would say. No, it's not.”

• Holmberg: Discusses the awkwardness and potential consequences, suggesting measures to prevent such situations. “[18:04] Dick Toledo: They're definitely exhibition.”

• Bret Vesely (Brady): Highlights the importance of respecting boundaries and privacy. “[19:07] Holmberg: Yeah, there's that. Turn your lights off.”

Conclusion: The hosts discourage voyeurism, stressing the importance of privacy and ethical behavior, while interspersing humor to lighten the serious nature of the topic.

Notable Quotes

• Holmberg on Dating Risks:

  • “[06:35] You gotta have an exit plan.”
  • “[09:40] Doug Hopkins: No, I'll take the Kelsey ballerina. Not me.”

• Brady on Relationship Advice:

  • “[09:16] Brady: It's divorce.”
  • “[19:07] Holmberg: Yeah, there's that. Turn your lights off.”

• Humorous Health Advice:

  • “[15:04] Brady: It's hard to argue.”
  • “[16:22] Brady: So she's rimming it? ”

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends humor with unconventional advice as listeners present personal dilemmas ranging from workplace romances to marital conflicts and privacy concerns. John Holmberg, along with Brady Bogen and Doug Hopkins, navigates these topics with a mix of satire, mock-seriousness, and candid commentary, maintaining the show's signature entertaining and provocative style. Whether addressing the complexities of romantic entanglements or the quirks of personal relationships, the hosts provide a humorous yet thoughtful exploration of each issue, ensuring both engagement and amusement for their audience.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Holmberg]

Okay, let's find out what the most moral man in all of Phoenix would do with your problems, gentle listeners. Email [e-mail] and they say, I'm a wreck. And then we asked Brady. Yeah, that's right. And he says, Call JG Wentworth 877 cash now. Can't help it. They're not on with us, are they?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't think so.

[Holmberg]

They should be.

[Dick Toledo]

They should be.

[Holmberg]

We'd all be singing that song all day. Oh, I'm having enough trouble with the call Doug Hopkins, 1-800-cell now. You know what's weirder than that? I told Doug. He was telling me about business since we had a drink on Saturday afternoon.

[Dick Toledo]

I know.

[Holmberg]

I got texts about it about the.

[Dick Toledo]

Homburg's out of his realm. What do you mean? He's in Mesa.

[Holmberg]

Somebody saw me and text you. Yeah, that's exactly right.

[Brady]

Because at the moose.

[Holmberg]

No, we're lucky or whatever it is.

[Dick Toledo]

Sister and brother in law. And then the nephew apparently blurted out, that's Doug Hopkins.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Eight year old or no, I think he actually said, that's TVs Doug.

[Holmberg]

That's right, because we've branded him.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

So he said something to me and I said, business good? And I said, yeah. He goes, I love in the the new. And I'm like, look, the jingle's a win. And I said at the end of the commercial, I said, you like how I'm always going sing? And then he goes, oh, I love it. And then we both went, call Doug Hopkins 1-800-cell now. Then we giggled like kids.

[Dick Toledo]

But yeah, the common thread is I thought homeberg doesn't leave his area.

[Holmberg]

Don't. I went to Action Ride Shop and Doug talked me into a drink because I'd never gone over to western New Mexico before.

[Doug Hopkins]

He felt the vibes.

[Holmberg]

He must have the disturbance in the force. A regular human being was in the area. Worst part is I'm the weirdo. I was in Lucky Lose, and I'm going to the bathroom. There's a guy in front of me, and we intersect, and he gets in front of me and the door opens and I'm not paying much attention. He opens the bathroom door and I go in, and he puts his hand on my chest. He goes. It's a single. Oh, I didn't know that I was following you in the bathroom. Hold on, cowboy. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, settle down there, chief. It's a onesie. Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It is an awkward feeling.

[Holmberg]

And then I didn't know what to do when he came out. I'm like, thanks a lot. I thanked him for peeing. All I needed. Wash my hands. All right, the what would Brady do? Is brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pond. MMP Guns right there inside Mo Money Pond. If you want to grab yourself any sort of firearm, you got it all. Shotguns to handguns to AR15s. You got everything. Any kind of weapon you want, they've got it. They've got the classes to build an AR15. Classes to build the Glock. They've got it sitting right in front of you. All of the stuff is available on their schedule online mmpguns.com Mo Money Pawn is on 12th street in Indian School. It's right there inside of it. So thank you to all the gang down there. And Byron's birthday special, cruising into spring still. Yep. I can still go get that palomalo thing. I go get that today. I keep. I gotta go get that today. All right, Brady ready? Ready says dear Brady, quick question. The girl at work. This girl at work is quitting this week. She's gorgeous and funny and I think I have a chance to bang her. However, I just found out she's also literally insane. She's on a load of antipsychotics, mood stablers, slew of other drugs. Do I take a chance and stick my wee wee into crazy since I won't see her on a daily basis after today? Or does that instantly guarantee that I'm getting stabbed? Jimmy bats.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'm holding off on that one.

[Holmberg]

Damn it, it is. What would Brady do?

[Dick Toledo]

There's a sliding scale, right? Hotness and. Oh, yeah, on one axis. Like, where does she fall on both?

[Holmberg]

Find out the antipsychotics, though. Maybe it's just something to keep her from sweating or something. Oh, it could be glandular.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait a minute. Glands and psychology.

[Holmberg]

Sometimes they'll give a chick, like antipsychotics. Because she's getting out. Yes. I don't know. Yeah, she's got something going on with her body odors and some antipsychotics evidently make them sweat like crazy. So it could be she's got a dryness thing. Find out before you take breaks. You just don't think just. Yeah, you think. Any girl that says, hey, I have to take some drugs or I'll go crazy if I'm.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. More than one.

[Holmberg]

So your number your sound like he.

[Doug Hopkins]

Said there's a multiple.

[Holmberg]

But your bar is one.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, one. I can. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

One second.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no. You don't want a psychotic drug, right? Okay, anti.

[Brady]

She's already psychotic.

[Holmberg]

She's got that. She doesn't need any help. But aren't they all a little bit?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, but you're just adding to it. If it levels them out, maybe she's medicated.

[Holmberg]

So maybe she's more like you.

[Doug Hopkins]

I need to know more.

[Holmberg]

You got to see how hot she is.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We need photos. That's a.

[Holmberg]

Because if she looks like Haktua. No.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Holmberg]

She's Dua Lipa and she's quitting.

[Doug Hopkins]

Have a good time.

[Holmberg]

I could be the one. Be the one. Be the one. Be the one. But Brady says no. Leave her alone. Go find a crazy girl who's not on meds. They're all everywhere. You don't banger. Even though she's quitting work.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's my feeling on that one hot.

[Holmberg]

Lunatic you work with. You've been given vibes back and forth. She's got that buzz about her. And she tells you, I'm quitting Monday. You don't say, let's grab a drink on your last day and just see how crazy she is. One thing you need to know.

[Brady]

Last drink I'm in.

[Holmberg]

Crazier they are, the more fun it is.

[Doug Hopkins]

Can be.

[Holmberg]

It is.

[Dick Toledo]

No, always Brady.

[Holmberg]

It is.

[Brady]

It is.

[Holmberg]

You always think ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the fallout. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

You're always thinking about what she's gonna. How to. You gotta have an exit plan. All right, let's talk about that. He's got to have an exit plan.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't know how to do no such thing.

[Holmberg]

No, there's such a thing. You can. You can abandon ship.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's like the Firm.

[Holmberg]

She may be around for a bit, but you need it. You know what? Out crazy her. Try to stab her first. See if you can get into a little stab fight with her and then just go back here. I don't think we should be together. That was crazy. Brady says don't. So that's it. Dear Brady, I hate country music passionately. My wife says she wants to see something called Kelsey Ballerini. She's never liked garbage like this before. So I told her, you know what? I don't want to go to that go with a friend. Well, she lays it on me that a guy named Dan is going to take her and then tells me that at work on breaks, Dan and her are learning how to country dance together. This dude looks just like Brock Lesnar, only with a neck. And as John points out, he's a country fan, so he's dumb as a rock. Do I let my wife go and tolerate country music or let big dumb Dan take her? Robbie, he's already a quick decision because.

[Dick Toledo]

Their show is tomorrow night.

[Holmberg]

So big dumb Dan and the wife gonna go out and country dance to Kelsey Ballerini. Let's give me some Kelsey Bellarns. Getting it. All right. Is it girl country music? Oh, I know it's bad, but girl country music is less retarded than boy. It's more pop. No, I'm wrong. Oh, she's pretty. Oh, this is an old country song. That's why this isn't so bad. Still not. Oh, it's still for dumb people. Oh, she's not that great looking up.

[Doug Hopkins]

Close that like an Alan Jackson song or something?

[Holmberg]

No, this is way back. That country wasn't cool. Was like in the 70s and it.

[Brady]

Still holds true today.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, Brady, I would say that's trouble is a bruin. Yeah, he the best thing would be. No don't. You know, don't go to the concert. Well, no, Brock Lesnar is making a.

[Holmberg]

Play for he's already.

[Doug Hopkins]

Unless it's already happened.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, he's country dancing with your wife.

[Brady]

And she didn't tell you about it. So what does that say? Like all of a sudden you just find out about it? No, you're hosed.

[Holmberg]

But he's dumb. So she's already asked him to go. The only thing you can do now is go with your wife to this horrible show. Is this more they're done.

[Brady]

It's divorce.

[Holmberg]

Just end it. Yeah.

[Brady]

First of all, she's a country fan. She's doing stuff behind your back, right?

[Holmberg]

I don't even care.

[Brady]

I've already banged them.

[Holmberg]

You think going there. I don't know that I care about that at All. I would rather watch you in the middle of a gang bang than listen to country music around the house and find out that I'm married to an R. Word. I think that should be illegal.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, I'll take the Kelsey ballerina.

[Holmberg]

Not me.

[Doug Hopkins]

I think that's.

[Brady]

I'm not worse. It's already over with. Why waste my time going to a country show? I'm not suffering.

[Holmberg]

Country music is worth 10 wieners in your wife. I would. I would allow 10 wieners in before I'd ever tolerate a country music fan in my house for more than an hour. I think Brett's nailed this one. Brady, she's a country music fan. It's time to go.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, yeah.

[Holmberg]

Matter of time before she's just eating creamed corn. She likes a guy that looks like Brock Lesnar. Yeah. That's enough. Get out of there. Go find yourself a pop fan. They're prettier, and they have brains. Yeah, she's lost it. She's done. Brett's right.

[Brady]

Game over.

[Holmberg]

Brady, you would say go with her instead of letting her take more Brock.

[Doug Hopkins]

I would say no to going with Lesnar.

[Holmberg]

Well, you can't do that. You're just gonna make him lie to you. You either have to go and take Brock's place, or she's going with Big Dan.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's a little late now.

[Holmberg]

No, it isn't. He steps in, I want that other ticket. You're not going with Dan. And if she throws a fit, just go. I want to go. Yeah, like we're. We're husband and wife. You can't go with Dan. It's okay if Dan's not like, it's.

[Doug Hopkins]

The only way you'll be able to say that.

[Holmberg]

If Dan's just some dopey co worker and you're like, I know Danny's no big deal, but if they've been country dancing and this is like, a bonding thing.

[Brady]

So if that's the case with you, man. Yeah. And Moynihan wants to take Megan now. Country dancing and stuff. Or Ed.

[Holmberg]

I already know. That's. That's over, Nick. Country dancing or otherwise. I assume that would just be charity work. I'd allow it. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness. Country music's right out. Yeah, I'd rather just be like, oh, my God. Did you go to a country show with a co worker? I know nothing happened. Yes, it did. Here's 10 dicks. Take these instead. Can't believe you're listening.

[Brady]

Call me in the morning.

[Holmberg]

Get. I'm gonna go in your car and change out all of your stations and all your Spotify. This country music won't stand here. Here's more dicks. Take these. You want me to take all these dicks? Yes, while I erase all the country music. It's the worst thing you could have ever done to me.

[Brady]

How dare you?

[Holmberg]

How dare you Take all these dicks.

[Dick Toledo]

A country song.

[Holmberg]

Take all these dicks. It's a great country.

[Doug Hopkins]

I feel betrayed.

[Holmberg]

And then we had a drive down to the lake and I said, take all these dicks. Not a mistake. She drooled out her mouth and said she's a country fan to be sure.

[Dick Toledo]

Go take all these dicks.

[Holmberg]

Take all these dicks down. Biggie there. All these dicks to the lake.

[Doug Hopkins]

The Nashville Gulp.

[Holmberg]

Doing the Nashville Gulp.

[Brady]

That's a new line dance.

[Holmberg]

I looked her in the good eye and said, hey, you got a lot of drool on your head. And she had an IQ of under 82 and I knew she'd marry me if I took her to the zoo. It's the Nashville Gulp. Put in her mouth, there's no teeth to stop you. Nashville Gulp. God, I hate country music. Your wife. Brett's right. This damn guy's nothing. Your wife likes country music. She's done. She might as well come house and say I'm transitioning into a retard. Dear Brady, my wife thinks my.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Holmberg]

Fluids taste bad. Yeah, I said, more pineapple. Well, he says that my wife thinks my. I didn't expect that. My wife thinks my fluids taste bad. I wash with loads of different soaps and scrubs. I read up on dietary things like eating fruits and vegetables that are supposed to make my stuff taste better. I actually read somewhere that grits work. So I was eating those horrible things for a minute. Well, she had another batch last week and hated it. Said it was the worst one since. Do you guys have any tips? I know she loves doing it, but I'm. When I'm about to pop, she runs away like a stink bombs going off. Signed Garand.

[Doug Hopkins]

You have to farm that out, Garen.

[Holmberg]

What?

[Doug Hopkins]

To a professional?

[Holmberg]

To a lady. Yeah, who can. Who can tolerate your asparagus way?

[Dick Toledo]

Not what I expected there.

[Holmberg]

Me neither.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, I think it's a combination. How old is she?

[Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait a minute. Age factors into this.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, go ahead. This might get personal.

[Doug Hopkins]

If he's married.

[Holmberg]

So you think that she does. But if she's saying if she's still doing it, going, yeah, this is worse than the last one.

[Doug Hopkins]

The only thing that I've. I mean, what I know is or have heard is pineapple juice, pumpkin seeds for volume.

[Holmberg]

I'll tell you one thing right now.

[Doug Hopkins]

The Coke Zero is good.

[Holmberg]

Call it Diet Coke. Never had any complaints. No.

[Doug Hopkins]

Maybe get on the.

[Holmberg]

How about this? Why don't you taste it like Gordon Ramsay does his food before he hands it to somebody?

[Brady]

It's hard to argue.

[Holmberg]

You're trying to kill her with this garbage. What are you loading into her mouth, Donkey?

[Doug Hopkins]

If you could time it where you could season it as it's coming out.

[Holmberg]

Right. Maybe put a rub on it or something. Put this on your tongue quick.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

That's not a bad idea. Actually, Brady's first time ever seasoning sex. We have combined things that only Brady could do.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Holmberg]

Get some of that camel sauce from the zoo from Brady's boss sauce. Pour that in her gullet. Use it as lube.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's healthy for her.

[Holmberg]

Ask her what it tastes like, and if she says it's fish, pair it with something Brady's right. What goes well with fish? Lemon. Squirt a little in her mouth. Fire in some salmon. It's like put a little pinot grigio in with the white.

[Dick Toledo]

Little yummy sommelier.

[Holmberg]

Yes. But you got to get on that. I'll ask Ryan at the Raha room tonight. He's the wine expert.

[Doug Hopkins]

Maybe dip your tip into a tahin, you know, or line it like a margarita.

[Holmberg]

But you got to do it, like, right as you're about to go, you have to roll it to heen nearby. Oh. Then you get it all in.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Dab it in there.

[Holmberg]

But she needs to have it on her. You know what she needs to do? That's not as you're going. Oh, yeah, here we go. She needs to go throw her lips into the Tajin like a margarita.

[Brady]

So she's rimming it?

[Holmberg]

Yes, to a certain extent.

[Brady]

Like a margarita.

[Holmberg]

I don't think we want to use that phrase. Because if she's rimming it, it's going to taste worse. Yeah. Find out what it tastes like. Reach down there. Cuttlefish. And then go online and look. What goes good with cuttlefish? Probably oranges. To give her tic tac.

[Doug Hopkins]

Give her orange pineapple.

[Holmberg]

Brady's right. Season your junk right as it's coming out like you're a teppanyaki chef. Have something in your hand and powder that face. Have her put a jolly Rancher in while she's doing it. Finally, dear Brady, my neighbor Is a daughter that's back from school, I guess. My house is a two story and theirs is a two story and they're real close together. My bedroom window looks directly into hers. She's 24, so I know that for sure. And she is putting on a sex show in her room with her boyfriend a couple times a night. Every night. Well, the other night she saw me in the middle of their act. I forgot to turn off my bathroom light. So I was just right there in my window in full tug. There's no doubt she saw me. The guy got up and shut the blinds. So I'm like, oh no. Hadn't heard a thing. Next night I look out. Windows as wide open as it gets. And they were right back at it. Is this a green light to keep watching? Aaron, they opened up the windows again.

[Doug Hopkins]

I would say. No, it's not.

[Holmberg]

What is it?

[Doug Hopkins]

Tell him to.

[Dick Toledo]

They're definitely exhibition.

[Holmberg]

You got a window. I've seen those houses. Yeah, there's a few feet away.

[Doug Hopkins]

Another one time you got caught. Property lines. And then they. You would always have that blind down.

[Holmberg]

Always. In fact, always.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

I think it is. I think you just got the thumbs up.

[Doug Hopkins]

But they.

[Dick Toledo]

They really like the sun on their.

[Holmberg]

Faces or the moonlight maybe.

[Doug Hopkins]

Could have been drunk.

[Holmberg]

Does one of them look like. Does one of them look like Juggernaut and the other one's listening to Kelsey Ballerini the whole time? Because I think you just caught Dan in the act. They open the window back up and went right back.

[Doug Hopkins]

It still has to continue. You know, there's a couple more rounds that happen.

[Holmberg]

Keeps a window that wide open. When your view is the neighbor's window.

[Doug Hopkins]

Here's what you do. If that's the case next time, then stand right at your window.

[Holmberg]

That's what he was doing before.

[Doug Hopkins]

I thought he was back in the.

[Holmberg]

No, he said he was standing. The bathroom light was behind him. So it was just illuminating his dumbass.

[Brady]

Know your surroundings, pal.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, there's that. Turn your lights off.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Do a little bit of like be a good voyeur.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on now.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Doesn't technical black teach you that? To know your surroundings?

[Holmberg]

Well, here's again. You've got a window that looks into someone else's window. It's always closed. Otherwise you're the weirdo.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

So she's opening the wind. I say Absolutely. That's 100% peek in here. It's begging to do it. If her view is your house. That window should never. It shouldn't even be there. It's only there in case there's a fire.

[Doug Hopkins]

Stand by your window again. And also put a little jug of Tajin up there so you get the response.

[Holmberg]

And what if it's all connected and this guy's the bad seed? That's not a good word. If you're just tugging away at window sacks across the hall there or across the alley and you're looking in and the lady's right about to go, and then she just smashes her face in some salt right before.

[Dick Toledo]

So everybody say, much like Brett's mayor, you have to take a chaser after you drink that crap.

[Holmberg]

Salute. Oh, that garbage. You got that mayor poop wine. I don't know what that stuff is. Yuck. All right. Well, there you go. Interesting. A lot of your interesting problems that people. Somebody's telling me Slurpees get it done. You get drink a lot of Slurpees. He'll taste great. A guy named Nicholas. Slurpees are the good one.

[Brady]

Slurpees make it taste better.

[Dick Toledo]

There a certain evidently flavor.

[Doug Hopkins]

Get one of those Shaq XL Shackalicious.

[Holmberg]

A pizza.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Doug Hopkins]

His new Slurpee he's got.

[Holmberg]

It's also.

[Doug Hopkins]

Pineapple.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, I already said pineapple doesn't work for him.

[Holmberg]

Another email says. By the way, guys, you're missing a point here. Dan lifts weights, listens to country music and is country dancing. That's a homosexual. Let this twink take your wife to the concert. He's doing you a favor. There's truth to that, too. Anyway, good luck out there with all of that. Don't forget to keep that little sponge and the salt next to the bed just in case you're taking shots. Maybe you light it on fire like that sambuca Brett likes. The only way to drink that. Can you imagine if your stuff tasted like. Maybe you got to go down there and test. See if you taste like black licorice. And everybody's got something. Because I like the taste of cilantro, but the people who don't absolutely hate it. You might produce cilantro flavored stuff. Some girl out there will love it. Some won't. Your touch sickens her. It's all right. That's true of most of us. There you go. That is what Brady did. It's out of control now.