Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 25, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo Broadcasted on 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio Duration: 30 minutes
1. Still 1 Million Americans Without Indoor Plumbing
The episode kicks off with a startling revelation from host Kurt Hinton about the state of indoor plumbing in the United States.
Kurt Hinton: "There are still approximately 1.1 million Americans who don't have indoor plumbing and use an outhouse or a hole in the ground." (04:29)
The discussion delves into the implications of this statistic, questioning the geographical distribution and the reasons behind the lack of basic amenities in certain areas. The hosts humorously speculate about the existence of such houses in Phoenix, with John Holmberg expressing skepticism.
John Holmberg: "You think here in Phoenix up north and... Well, that's different. Like in this city, you don't think anybody's pooping and..." (04:59)
The conversation highlights the absurdity of lacking indoor plumbing in a modern city, emphasizing how essential this facility is for daily life.
2. Brady Reveals He's Frat Bros with Mike Schmidt
In a surprising turn, Brady Bogen shares revelations about his fraternity ties, particularly his connection with Mike Schmidt.
Kurt Hinton: "Oh, you grad Mike Schmidt and... And fraternity brother." (06:07)
The hosts reminisce about their fraternity days, leading to playful banter about past antics and shared memories.
John Holmberg: "Was he in on the dead girl pies?" (06:11)
Kurt Hinton: "Oh, yeah. He was a little. Before was number 20 just sitting in the bushes laughing with you guys. Great job, Brady." (06:20)
The segment not only serves as a nostalgic trip for the hosts but also provides listeners with an inside look into Brady's collegiate experiences, strengthening the camaraderie among the hosts.
3. Phoenix Teacher Charged for Peeing in a Bottle in Class
A controversial news story takes center stage as the hosts discuss the incident involving a Phoenix sixth-grade teacher.
Kurt Hinton: "We got a teacher in Phoenix that's in Trouble. He's a sixth grade teacher. His name is Kurt Hinton. 52 years old, faces four counts of indecent exposure." (11:06)
The teacher, with a military background, opted to urinate in a can during class to avoid leaving his students unattended, leading to inadvertent exposure.
John Holmberg: "He was trying to hide it just badly." (12:13)
The hosts critique the teacher's poor decision-making, juxtaposing military discipline with professional responsibilities. The humorous yet critical dialogue underscores the gravity of maintaining appropriate conduct in educational settings.
4. Brady's Food News: 85 Cent Blizzards at Dairy Queen
Transitioning to lighter topics, Brady shares enticing news about Dairy Queen's limited-time offer.
Kurt Hinton: "There's a confetti confetti confetti cake. Blizzard right now available on the summer. It's 85 cents." (18:37)
The hosts enthusiastically discuss the affordability and temptation of the discounted Blizzards, emphasizing the deal's fleeting nature and urging listeners to take advantage.
John Holmberg: "Give me a dollar." (19:29)
Kurt Hinton: "They have an 85 cent blizzard right now, available for the summer." (19:23)
Brady adds a comedic twist by mocking the promotional hype, highlighting the exaggerated excitement surrounding the deal.
5. Additional News and Humorous Segments
Beyond the main topics, the episode includes various news snippets and lighthearted discussions:
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United Airlines Flight Incident: A pilot forgetting his passport leads to a rerouted flight from Los Angeles to Shanghai, delayed by six hours upon landing. The hosts humorously downplay the compensation.
John Holmberg: "That's still crap." (10:54)
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Man in China with Girlfriend's Fist Stuck in Mouth: A viral video featuring a man unable to remove his girlfriend's fist from his mouth sparks laughter and bewilderment among the hosts.
John Holmberg: "Prolapse Whore." (29:14)
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Russian Man's Kidney Failure from Squats: Discussing the extreme consequences of overexertion, the hosts express shock at the story of a man pushing his physical limits resulting in kidney failure.
John Holmberg: "That's too much." (17:30)
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Sale of Apple One Computer: An antique Apple One computer sells for $375,000, showcasing the high demand for vintage technology relics.
John Holmberg: "That's pretty basic." (17:42)
6. Listener Interactions and Banter
The episode is peppered with interactive segments where the hosts engage in playful exchanges, often veering into humorous territory. For instance, the discussion on "boomer" terminology—defined humorously as asking a question to redirect conversation toward oneself—adds a relatable and entertaining layer.
Kurt Hinton: "We've got a new term called boomer. Asking has nothing to do about baby boomers." (08:34)
Additionally, the hosts react to listener-submitted videos, critiquing and mocking the content with witty remarks and sound effects, enhancing the show's lively atmosphere.
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg: "He was trying to hide it just badly." (12:13)
- Kurt Hinton: "There are still approximately 1.1 million Americans who don't have indoor plumbing and use an outhouse or a hole in the ground." (04:29)
- John Holmberg: "That's still crap." (10:54)
- Kurt Hinton: "We've got a new term called boomer." (08:34)
Conclusion:
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, listeners are treated to a mix of serious societal issues, like the lack of indoor plumbing for some Americans, alongside entertaining revelations about host Brady's fraternity ties and amusing news stories. The segment on Dairy Queen's discounted Blizzards adds a sweet conclusion, balancing out the more intense discussions. The hosts' dynamic interplay, filled with humor and candid conversations, makes for an engaging and informative morning show experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
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