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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
03-25-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
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Brett Vesely
Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45. My name is John. How are you? There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. We're off and running this. It's the morning sickness. Suns did it again last night. I don't know. They just tied me. You can't. You can't escape this stupid team.
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Toledo
City's getting excited.
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Brett Vesely
Oh, and it's the worst thing you can be. You. Come on. You break up with your wife because you're not having enough sex, right? Yeah, I understandable, girlfriend. Yeah, thank you, Brad. You break up with your. Your spouse. It's just the sexes. It's. There's just nothing there, right? So you try to have that conversation and you say, I just know there's nothing here. We're just not right. And then, you know, you have your discussion and you walk around the house and you go into the shower, and the next thing you know, there she is naked in the shower with you. You're like, well, where's this been? All right, I'll do this once, maybe this. And then a couple days later, it happens again. She goes into the shower and you start doing it again. Like, my God. And they're like four times that week. Five times that week. You're having sex in the shower with your wife. Haven't had sex with her for like two months. I don't know what's going on. Four or five times. And you fall for it. And then it goes right back into no sex. Right after you start going, hey, this is pretty good. And that's what the suns are doing to the city right now. We just had a discussion. Sons. Hey, not enough. The frequency of feeling good with you is not enough. Just isn't. I don't want to be. I don't want to do this anymore. And then they're like, watch this. We'll beat the Cavs and Bucks back to back in great games. And like, oh, my God. It's the best blowjob I've ever had this year. Like, oh, my God. And then Wednesday, they're like, we'll be back Wednesday. Are you coming over Wednesday? Yeah, we got the Celtics. We're gonna do it again. Oh, I'll be in the shower. And then they're gonna eventually get you to believe that this is the new norm. And the next thing you know, the sons are back in sweatpants, not doing their hair, putting on a couple pounds, complaining about their cramps, vacation period coming up, and you go to Vegas and they start bleeding. The goddamn thing's ruined. That's all I can see coming here.
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Toledo
But what would you say, you know? Or what would you do in being in a relationship like that right now?
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Brett Vesely
I don't know. I'm in that.
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Toledo
I know. Enjoy the ride.
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Brett Vesely
No, I guess you enjoy the ride. But. Yeah, but there's a problem.
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Toledo
That's the only thing you can say.
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Brett Vesely
There's a. I was out. I was enjoying the new way to say, I get it. This is just what we are now. We'll drift apart after all the, you know, things get untangled, Got a couple more games left. You might win a couple months. But don't go on some sort of a streak now. Don't start showing up with makeup on now. You haven't been trying for God knows how long. And now I see what could have been. Now I see what you're capable of. I've spent all this money and time with you, and I see what you can do. You can beat the best team in the league, followed up by one of the best teams in the league. And you handle them and you play defense. And, like, where has this been? It doesn't. You know what? It's that thing. I remember a girl told me that a long time ago, years ago, we were not really dating. We were hanging out, and I said I didn't want to anymore. And then when she was gone, I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna get back. And I put in tons of effort. And then she goes, it's a shame that me leaving made it so you realize that you had to try. And I'm like, ooh, zing. And then I compare. And then I think I called her the C word. And I. But that was that was a different story. But this is the same thing. It's like it. And now they're trying. I was gonna leave. You don't know what you got till it's gone. And now I don't. And I don't know what to do. Do I get too involved? Maybe. Do I get to start thinking, hey, Miami Heat a couple years ago got into the playoff and ended up in the finals. It's just silly talk, but there it was.
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Toledo
Don't look ahead. Don't look ahead.
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Brett Vesely
But there's the problem, baby in a relationship. And then you know what's gonna happen in a couple of days? I'm gonna get used to getting in the shower and then seeing, you know, the scrunchie go in and the shower door open. I'm like, we're doing this again.
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Brady Bogan
Then the period's gonna hit.
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Brett Vesely
Then the period.
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Toledo
See what you guys are doing? You're abusing the secret.
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Brett Vesely
What's that?
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Toledo
You exude that. This is gonna be doom, Doom. Doom. Doom's gonna happen.
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Brady Bogan
Oh, what is this, early 2000s again?
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Brett Vesely
The secret video. Come on. I think I speak Brady. I think I speak for the entire city when I say, go secret. Good Christ. No.
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Toledo
You walk around thinking that eventually you're gonna be a loser.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, you're gonna be a loser. You're having a. You're having a great time. Well, they've been a loser the whole time. If you haven't gotten one blowjob all year that was satisfactory, and suddenly you say, hey, I'm out. Unless this picks up. And suddenly she shows you defensive skills. She's got hands and fingers. She's putting things in places they don't go. She smells a little like corn nuts. Cuz she's working so damn hard. She's sweating. You're like, yes, but where's this been? It's a little disappointing that this is happening. Where has this been? Okay, I'll give it to you. I'll enjoy the ride for now. But like Brett said, once that period happens, and it's coming.
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Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Toledo
You want to control your expectations. I understand.
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Brett Vesely
I don't want to control any expectations. I don't want any of this to have happened. I wanted a clean break. I want to just go, look, you do your thing, I'll do mine. I'll keep it this time. I'm not mad at you. We're friends. But this is ridiculous. You put me through a lot this year. A lot of money, a lot of time spent. I'm having a good Time with friends, you know, still got the looking at you. You're there, we're not really connecting. And then this happens. She comes over and she starts blowing me in front of my buddies. I'm like, wait a second, who is this? Who are you? Is this the norm or was the other thing the norm? And now I'm confused, and I don't know which way to lean.
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Brady Bogan
Still not a 500 team, though. I'm looking at it right, man.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, they went five in a row. And you're not a 500 team, which tells me you have again. Sweatpants with mustard stains and enchilada juice and all that. She didn't even wash them. Dog hair. Sitting on the couch, it's like, what the hell happened here? What the hell's going on? My stomach hurts. Oh, sons, I don't want to hear you bitching all the time. You can't get along with yourself, let alone anyone else. This is all it's about. All I have to do is just entertain you all the time with basketball. That's what you do. Am I not more to you than basketball? No, not really. I'm leaving. Oh, I'll try.
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Toledo
Can you entertain me now? No, I'm too busy.
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Brett Vesely
Maybe tomorrow. But then you say, I'm out. I'm not going to renew tickets. That's that. You know, it's just garbage. But there they were, winning again last night. And here I am with TV's Troy Hayden and TV's Doug Hopkins and all the crew at the Rah Rah, just hands in the air, cheering and pumping fists. My buddy Brian's there. My friend Jay's with us, and we're all having just a great time. And then I look around, I'm like, why, why? Why can you all of a sudden figure this out? But there it is. And then you hear people start. Kevin Ray text me, wow, what a win. And I'm like, this poor guy. This poor bastard's one taking it the worst because he's got to suffer every game, no matter what.
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Toledo
You can go to the Rah Rah.
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Brett Vesely
Right in the middle of the game. He has to say, talk about it, and act like it's fun all the time. And sometimes I've been with him after those games. He's. He's. Sometimes Kevin's not happy. Like it's. It's a job. But there they are. And I don't know, last night I was in there, the Rahu. Everybody was in a good mood at the end, and I'm kind of the Only one going. You guys realize she's putting on a show so she doesn't, you know, she doesn't have to move away. She's given us what we asked for, but we had to fight for. For so long, what we fought over all year long. And now I'm starting to get it pretty regular in the best possible ways. And it seems like this is a game, like a game to her. The suns are confusing. But then after the game, you know that lawyer I've been talking to down there in the rah rah room? Talking to her.
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Toledo
Did you get another?
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, I got three. And. Oh, and this time it's over. Banging Casper. What she said she wanted to do. Long story. Her name's Chelsea. She's very. I mean, I'm not supposed to say that. Her name is woman, woman lawyer, and her husband's name is not Scott. That's for sure. For those of you trying to follow along, it's not someone named Chelsea and Scott. Chelsea's a lawyer. Scott Farsoner. That story came from last week. Fun. People like him a lot. She comes over and she starts talking about being attracted to Casper when she was a kid, like. And having sexual fantasies about that, and everybody kind of froze. And I'm like. And then another person. Yeah, I'm like, no, hold on. You realize that Casper's a dead boy? Yeah, but you know what I mean? Like, I don't. She goes in the movie. And, like, in the movie. Casper the dead boy movie. Well, he's not dead the whole time. I'm like, how did he die then? Because that would have been. Well, it's not about him being a ghost. I'm like, casper's nothing. We went round and round about how much she'd love to have sex with Casper when she was young. And I'm like, you didn't. You missed the message of Casper. Which is, by the way, the worst children's story of all time by a lot. Dead boy floating around like that. That and Bambi are the two that are like, we're just gonna gloss over the beginning of this. How come that boy's. And again, we've gone over this Casper story. He hung himself in the house. That's how Casper became a ghost. A little boy hung himself. Let's make a fun cartoon out of that. And they did. And then they made a movie where little girls. And evidently, she was trying to convince me that all little girls watching that Casper movie with Winona Ryder or something like that had a sexual fantasy about Casper the Dead. Boy. And I kind of draw my. Call me crazy. I draw a line at all my sexual fantasies with the word dead and then the next word, underage. Both of those individually are bad together. Might be the worst thing I've ever heard.
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Toledo
I don't remember the. I mean like the cartoon. Yeah, like they. I don't remember them ever going over the backstory.
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Brett Vesely
Was that you just had to know. No, it was just. It was in the story early on. Casper, I guess in the comics, they legend, they let you know. I don't know if they showed him like dangling, wondered or if the little boy just sat there and said, I can't go on anymore. I got to get like what four year old hangs himself. I just gotta end it all.
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Brady Bogan
He hung himself?
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Brett Vesely
Is that what Casper was in the house, in the house that he haunts? And the family was so distraught, they moved away. They left the ghost boy back there for Chelsea and Scott to bang.
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Brady Bogan
It's only four. He couldn't get that attached to him.
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Brett Vesely
Right. That's what, you know, it's a four year old boy who obviously didn't have much personality. He's pretty down a lot.
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Toledo
And so the movie Modern, was he older?
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Brett Vesely
Well, yeah. There's a scene when he's like, evidently like 10 or 11. It's still not a good.
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Toledo
He's like a teen boy. Right.
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Brett Vesely
Tween. Still dead boy. No matter how you slice it, you're not supposed to get all moist down south with a dead boy story. And there it was. Dead boy, not Chelsea, the lawyer and her husband. Not Scott. Don't want to use names. Scott even told me, he goes, you need to stop doubling down on this to her. He's like, you're not going to win this argument. And I said, I, I beaten the litigator three times in three tries. I had everybody down there. Bryce, the manager, tried to get. Everybody wanted to try to go against me. And I'm like, look, my case is solid here. Dead boy moisture is bad all the time. There isn't a single, like most of the time you can say, well, there's always the outlier. Not really. If you're moistened up for dead boy wrong. And she's all lubed up, ready to go for dead boy. And then arguing with me that that was okay.
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Toledo
There's a lot of alternatives in that too. There's older ghosts that float around.
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Brett Vesely
Sure, sure, sure. You're not supposed to have a crush on a dead boy. And I even said, like Adam Walsh, if I told you I'm like, man, I watched that as half hard the whole time. Who's Adam Walsh? Oh, that's that missing boy that dad started America's Most Wanted and stuff. But his story, such a cute little kid. Like they showed pictures of him when he was alive, I think. And that's essentially what she's saying. Oh, here's some photographs of when he's alive. That's hot. Somehow another Casper the movie is sexy.
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Toledo
And I wonder if she has more of a crush on the actual Ghost character than the boy.
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Brett Vesely
Again, I'm gonna just lean in on don't have crushes on boys fetish ghost or otherwise. It's picking pick a ghost of age then. Casper's not for effing. That's a great phrase. That should be a T shirt. Casper is not for ladies. You know what I mean? I'm like, I really don't. I don't know how you can dive so deep into Casper being sexy when essentially the backstory is four year old hung himself depressed for how bad do you have to screw life up in four years to end it all? That's some serious that's.
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Toledo
They ever do a movie on that one through three?
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Brett Vesely
The backstory. Well, they can't because so dark. Chelsea the lawyer will lose her mind to get arrested like Pee Wee Herman in the theater. She'll get thrown in jail if we do. Living boy on his way to. You know we're talking about some terrible toddler years there to get you into the four and think I gotta end it. Casper story is no good at all. And people. You know, I've talked about Casper before. It's terrible. This one says it's different life to think that Casper grew up in the afterlife like Patrick Swayze and Ghost got to bang to me more on the reg. Yeah, I got that one. He came back and manifested as a. As a human male of age. You know, things were all right. Still kind of weird. It's necromancing in a strange way. But that's okay so long as it's not a four year old.
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Toledo
Isn't he keeping her kind of more or less celibate? Didn't want her to fall for the creepy guy in Ghost.
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Brett Vesely
Well, Patrick Swayze and Ghost is essentially.
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Toledo
Should have because they had one last little touch.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, but it should have been a restraining order. Yeah, the touch that she could feel.
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Toledo
But other than that, you have to look at life.
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Brett Vesely
He sort of raped her. He's. She's not real. Sure he's there. He keeps kind of rubbing against Her. It's like being on a subway with a creepy guy. Only he was. He didn't know he was there.
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Toledo
Trying to prevent her from the creepy guy.
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Brett Vesely
The murder. Yeah. The guy was gonna kill her. She was involved in something. Or his killer. She was supposed to help find the guy who shot him. Ghost is terrible, by the way. It's a terrible movie. Again. Women's brains work so strangely that they fantasize about you after you're dead. They don't have sex with you while you're there. But if you die and your ghost comes back somehow that's romantic. Even if it's four. Remember that little boy down the road? The one that hung himself? I wonder what he'd look like today. I bet he'd be really cute. Yuck. Stop thinking about that dead kid.
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Brady Bogan
That's even classless for Brittany Zamora. She wouldn't even do that.
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Brett Vesely
Brittany Zamora had standard. Yeah, living and 12. And that kid spit some game. So it's. Yeah. Brittany Zamora, the teacher that's rotting in jail right now at least didn't sit back and say, I wish she was dead too.
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Toledo
Casper syndrome.
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Brett Vesely
It's a Casper. I have this thing for young boys who have passed away. I watch the news and I go through the Internet. When I find a missing boy, I just hope it haunts me. What the hell's going on? It's gross. The Casper story. It's a very strange thing. This guy says. Damn, where was that lawyer you're talking about when I needed her? Signed Michael Jackson. I don't know, Michael. You're right. You could have used a few boy ghosts. All those living boys. And they kept chatting away. Yeah, it's. This one. Says, still underage. But she could at least go in with Danny Phantom. He's a hunk. Casper doesn't do it for me. I don't know if Danny Phantom is either already. Much cooler name. Much sexier name. Danny Phantom. Sounds like he rides a motorcycle. Or at least a big wheel. Is he older than 4? But Casper's a tough story for me. I've never understood.
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Toledo
That is wild that that's the backstory.
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Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. Just a kid hung himself and I, you know, they don't really get into, like, his journal because he couldn't write. He's 4 or 5. It wasn't like he was keeping, you know, notes. Just couldn't take it anymore. The world was too ugly for him. By the time he was 4 or 5, he's like, I gotta get out of here. And he did you know, the good.
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Toledo
Thing is he was a friendly ghost.
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Brett Vesely
I guess Death. Death released him from all of his angst. And he was grunge before. Then he came out of it like. You know what? It's better this way. I'll just hang around and. You know why he's in the house? He's looking for his folks. He won't leave.
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Brady Bogan
Who abandoned him?
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Brett Vesely
Who bailed out after the pain of losing their. You know, they weren't very good parents. They were watching a 4 year old devolve into his suicidal. This is terrible. Casper. Nothing about Casper should be fun or sexy. Chelsea and Scott want to have a married throw. I'm meeting some people down there.
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Toledo
How did they sell that backstory?
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Brett Vesely
We got this cartoon, Bambi. Go to the first 12 minutes of Bambi.
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Toledo
Look at how many kills there are in Disney.
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Brett Vesely
Oh, Disney movies are all about murders. Yeah, it's a formula. Bambi's horrifying. Shoot, that thing you're sobbing in the first five minutes just killed this thing's mom. Some orphan just wandering around the woods on their own. It's terrible.
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Toledo
Dad bolts.
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Brett Vesely
Well, hit the woods. He hosed. He hosed that lady. It's Toledo. Toledo's essentially Bambi. If his mother lived. So maybe Bambi had it better.
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Brady Bogan
Bambi is filled in Maryville.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah. The woods of Maryville. Yeah. Bambi's dad, long before development. The last thing Bambi saw, his dad is like the back of his Monte Carlo leaving. What's happening with that? See, he's not gonna talk to us anymore. Bambi, just follow me, all right? How come I got such a sissy name for a Merryvale deer?
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Brady Bogan
Should have been Dub Ambi.
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Brett Vesely
And she was. She was shot in the woods. And to deer. The woods or the hood. Anyway, this guy says sons are acting a bit like Kim Petras the throat goat. Next week she's gonna be sick and throwing up all over the place. I can't take it either. This one says, hey, John, yesterday you talked about this. Sons are a lot like Larry's AI girlfriend, all tease. That's true. He started bitching about him. The next thing you know, he's starting to get pictures and. Nah, hot garbage. Yesterday's news was interesting. Little. Little email thread going out telling everybody of. Of the war in Yemen that happened for a day and just some guy at a. Can you imagine? We're in the media. If just Pete Hegseth and his friends emailed over. I think, I think like this guy at the. At the. Was it the Atlantic that gets this email that says, here's our plan to bomb Yemen.
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Toledo
Yeah.
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Brett Vesely
And the details and the weather report and all this. And here's what we're going to use. And here's the. Here's the equipment, here's the time and all the plans. And this guy's like, this is a joke, right? And then it happens, like, right down the line of what he got emailed, and he keeps it to himself and realizes, I got cc'd. Why am I in on this threat? And there it was. The guy got it. So he leaks it. And Donald Trump thinks it was a good argument. Like, Donald Trump just turned and he goes, I don't like that magazine. Anyway, they're going out of business. He just took a swing at him, like, well, you still shouldn't have done that. But, I mean, how many times in an email could you ever have imagined, like, getting that kind of classified information to show up at your desk?
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Toledo
And then the first two letters, and it pulled them up accidentally.
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Brett Vesely
I was good enough. This guy, that guy. I'm in a hurry. I've got a dinner to get to. I mean, I was on that text thread with Uncle. Was his name Buck? That black family over there in Southern California that somehow or another got my number. And I'm in. There's like 30 numbers. So they didn't notice. One of them was me. And wrong. And. And then I said my name was Anthony because they kept going, who are you? I was. I was playing along like, we're gonna have a barbecue. Buck gets out on Saturday. He was in jail. He's hung up for a few years. And then Aunt Kitty was. Pictures of Buck and Kitty kept popping. Look at them. They're Beautiful. This is 30 years ago, right before he went in. And I'm like, man, what did he do? And then they were going to have this big barbecue, and I'm playing along, and I'm. I'm full on. You know, you're in. I'm going full stereotype, though. Anthony that can't wait for the barbecue was my character. I said, we gonna eat barbecue. And I'm spelling. You know, I'm doing it all. And then somebody emailed and said, who are you? And I'm like, I'm cousin Anthony. Just text me on the side. Cousin Anthony. And I'm like, who this player? And that's how I talk. And the guy emails back, I'm white. And I'm like, oh, who are you, player? I used to hard arm. And he goes, you need to get off this thread. And I'm like, why? I said, I'm just as interested about Buck and Kitty's barbecue as anyone else. There is no Cousin Anthony. I'm like, you're the one emailing me. So I had all these pictures and all this stuff, and I'm. I would start it sometimes going back and forth. I thought it was hysterical. It went away. They took me off of there. And then one of the ants just started to text me how I was doing, making sure I was still okay. That Buck, you're back. Buck was gone like a year later.
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Brady Bogan
Back in.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, she didn't loop me back into a thread. She just on the number, was checking in on everybody, and she had me in there as Anthony. How you doing, Anthony? And I'm like, I'm all right. How's Uncle Buck and Aunt Kitty? Well, Kitty's been gone since 87. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right, man. How's Uncle Buck? He's not doing well since he got out. He got sick. This like, oh, geez. Next thing you know, I'm back in the chain, and I'm like, this is great. Cousin Anthony's gonna ruin everything again. Every time I try to get out, they pull me back. I would. I would tell stories about how Kitty would abuse me in, like, Walgreens. And then people would laugh. Oh, man, that's Kitty. Because I'd be, you know, just, you know, stereotypical black mom. She would knock us around in the Walgreens.
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Toledo
There had been times where that thread is just going for hours.
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Brett Vesely
It was a lot. There was probably 20 something people on there. But I just remember the one time, I'm like, one time, Kitty took me to the drugstore and I was acting a fool. She laid a whooping on me right there. And everybody's like, that's Kitty. And then everyone had a story of how Kitty abused him once. And it was like, man, it didn't matter. Grown up child. So that's kind of the same as when this dude just fires off a text and. Or an email. But it's. You know that you get fired for that, right? We're going to fire somebody for you. You can't actually, like, I had a hard enough time resetting my password with the bag.
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Toledo
Heads are rolling.
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Brett Vesely
Oh, heads are rolling. You think? Right?
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Toledo
Yeah.
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Brett Vesely
Yesterday, I couldn't get my password reset because I didn't realize that my username, which was just Holmberg 10, there's a capital letter in it. I didn't know. And I'm like, Look, I got a new phone and it's erased. I just didn't save a couple. I just need to know my username, and they're like, I gave him all my information, my driver's license number, and he's like, your username. I'm going to need you to. I need you to redo that driver's license. So the driver's license number is wrong. It's not what we have on file. Like, Jesus Christ. And what it was was capital D. And I kept saying O, the next thing, zero. So it was D0, number, number, number, number. And I kept saying D O. And he's like, that's not. We have on file. And, like, you couldn't have figured it out, you piece of. Wait 15 minutes for you not to just type in the. I said O instead of zero. My bad. We couldn't work this out. So I knew one of my letters was capitalized in my username, but it wasn't working. And he wouldn't tell me. I had more protocol from the bank than they do at, you know, playing war games with Yemen. It's pretty crazy, but we bombed those Houthis and nobody knew about it, at least. Yeah, it all worked out. At least. Clip this dude off the list. Apologize and, you know, mind your P's and Q's a little bit better. Everybody sent an accidental text to somebody else and gone, whoops, sorry, Aunt Joan. That dick meant pic was meant for someone else.
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Toledo
Heads up, Anderson Cooper, you're next.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, you know, and if you get it, take it seriously. Now, I'd have gotten one of those things and said, oh, some guy just emailed me some plans about a bombing that hasn't happened. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? This guy says, it wasn't an email. He got an invite to join a chat group on Signal. Oh, that's true. It's a text app. That's right. It is Signal. Either way, you know what I meant. They were discussing this stuff.
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Toledo
I'd never heard of it.
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Brett Vesely
I neither. It's. It's hilarious when you think about, like, dudes getting a bunch of texts about the bombing. You'd think we wouldn't do bombings over texting. It's supposed to be a secure line. I know, but you'd think it's a little too fragile for that to fire off a group. I'm keeping an eye on all the numbers that don't have names. Like, if I've got Brady and Brett and Paul and then a number with, you know, that's not named in my phone. You guys aren't getting my good memes with that guy on there. I don't know who that is.
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Toledo
Picturing the lady sitting on the windowsill with her Cafe Vienna moment. Reflecting, washing the snow and then typing it. We're gonna bomb this. We're gonna do this.
- [27:02]
Brett Vesely
Send it, lady. It was a successful bombing run. Why would she be doing that? What are you talking about, lady? A man planned that. That's why it was so precise. And we're no good at texting, email and stuff. It was crazy. And then the other thing you need to worry about in the last 24 hours is that 23andMe everybody's nightmare gone bankrupt and all that DNA is now up for grabs. If there's a buyer that wants to step in and grab everything and they're.
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Toledo
Trying to worse, everything's safe.
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Brett Vesely
Don't worry for now. Depends on if China, like who buys it. Yeah, it's safe for now. We trusted you, 23andMe. We. But you can't even, you know, and they need money. So somebody comes along and says, hey, we'll take, we'll take this, this operation over and get you out of debt and just close your doors and do whatever. What do you do with all that DNA? It's for sale to someone or it's going up for auction. It's out there. I hope you enjoyed, you know, understanding that everyone's as Kabani Jew. Because that's really all we learned from that whole thing.
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Brady Bogan
I never signed up for it.
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Brett Vesely
That and the occasion. I didn't either. That and the occasional story where, you know, people's eyes met and they just knew there was a connection and just like, wow, there's something special here. I don't even know your name and I think I'm going to marry you. And then it turns out it was their brother. That's happened Several times thanks to 23andMe. You find that stuff out. How many people have emailed us and said, well, I don't know if I should pay for this anymore. Just found out my 8 year old's not mine. You got a whole load of those. All that info's out there now. I don't really know who can. What they can do with DNA.
- [28:38]
Toledo
Yeah.
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Brett Vesely
Other than trap you be able to.
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Toledo
Identify you if you're, you know, your.
- [28:42]
Brett Vesely
Prints are left home or they can place. They can place your DNA. Places.
- [28:47]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [28:47]
Brett Vesely
Brett's people get. Look, there's your. Right there.
- [28:50]
Toledo
Brett's going.
- [28:51]
Brett Vesely
That guy right there. And his People are who you don't want to buy. If Vinny Tagliosi. Yeah, we're gonna take care of this water. 22, 23, me. Whatever it is, whatever it takes. 23 and me, it's ours now. And so. Yeah, don't worry about it.
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Toledo
So you're telling me this 8 year old mowed down 20 people?
- [29:08]
Brett Vesely
Yes, that's what we're saying.
- [29:09]
Toledo
Okay. All right.
- [29:10]
Brett Vesely
DNA is all over here like a porn scene. This kid left DNA behind like wind.
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Brady Bogan
No, no, no, no. Tommy Tunos and the rest of the boys never put. Never put their stuff into this thing.
- [29:22]
Brett Vesely
They would buy that. No, they didn't. That's why. Yeah, they would buy the DNA. Listen, he's already. He's already defensive in the wrong direction. Jesus couldn't do that. Yeah, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but you know, hey, there's certain things you need to know, certain things you don't. Now, Godfather DNA, you can take a look at it. We got your DNA. What are you gonna do, Bob? You got a problem with me? You're not paying your bills. I tell you what I'll do. I'll take your DNA, I'm gonna shoot it all over JonBenet's grave. And guess who goes to jail for killing JonBenet. You gonna go over to Colorado, then I'm gonna float over to LA. Then I'm gonna shoot your DNA all over OJ's house. That blonde lady was out. You're going to jail for a long time. All these unsolved mysteries, you're gonna solve them. You're gonna be the world's worst serial killer.
- [30:08]
Toledo
95 year old Edith Johnson got life.
- [30:12]
Brett Vesely
I have killed so many people. That's right, you have. You just keep saying that.
- [30:17]
Toledo
You're telling me she dug sixth grade.
- [30:19]
Brady Bogan
That's what happens.
- [30:19]
Brett Vesely
All by myself. Evidently. They're gonna kill me. I don't remember. I can't believe the monster that is Edith Johnson. This 95 year old broad who wanted to know her ancestry, her heritage. And as it turns out, we solved all the crimes there are. She did it.
- [30:36]
Brady Bogan
You're welcome.
- [30:37]
Brett Vesely
You're welcome everybody. What a great group. Finny Tagliosi, Bosi and his group has solved all the crimes. Crime is down to zero now. It turns out it was all this horrible old bitch. Eat it.
- [30:50]
Toledo
Three year old Kaden Howard. The largest Ponzi scam ever.
- [30:54]
Brady Bogan
It's just, hey, you never know.
- [30:56]
Brett Vesely
His people are the ones that can't get hold of 23andMe evidence planters. You give the mob 23andMe and all that DNA that's out there, it's gonna scramble up everything. Everything. I don't know who else safe in the right hands, The Russians, the Chinese. I don't know who else can grab hold of this and make me nervous. Like, you know, Elon Musk, which, that will make everyone crazy. We don't even like. Like half the country is blowing up Teslas on a regular basis because they just don't like that guy. If he buys 23andMe, they're going to assume it's some sort of a cloning thing.
- [31:35]
John Holmberg
I'll let you know when Vincenzo gets a hold of me.
- [31:37]
Brett Vesely
You're on.
- [31:38]
John Holmberg
23Andme is where I'm at.
- [31:39]
Brett Vesely
What did you do it for? I forgot.
- [31:41]
John Holmberg
I did it initially for this show, for the. My dad.
- [31:45]
Brett Vesely
That was a requirement.
- [31:46]
John Holmberg
No, they offered me the.
- [31:49]
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's true.
- [31:49]
John Holmberg
Offered me the media one.
- [31:51]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, because we're trying to figure out. Yep, that's right. And you gotta. So you, you sent your DNA. Yep. In the mail. That was, that was a long time ago.
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Toledo
I did it 15 years ago.
- [32:01]
Brett Vesely
You did Ancestry. They're still in business, but.
- [32:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah, they're the ones got money.
- [32:05]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, everybody keeps saying that, though. It's like, what happens next?
- [32:08]
John Holmberg
And, well, they're saying Ancestry will buy them too, and it'll just combine everything.
- [32:13]
Toledo
Well, they, it's amazing to see what the net worth was at one time.
- [32:17]
Brett Vesely
Sure.
- [32:18]
Toledo
And now for like, you know, like $6 billion. I don't know.
- [32:21]
Brett Vesely
It was a business guarant to fail because everyone's a one time customer. You have no Repeat business like 23andMe.
- [32:28]
John Holmberg
They'll, they'll. They keep hitting me up saying, hey, follow your health track. What your, what your DNA says about.
- [32:35]
Brett Vesely
Your doctors are for.
- [32:37]
John Holmberg
I know.
- [32:37]
Brett Vesely
And your DNA can tell me that's the first report. Yep. It doesn't change. Yeah, your first report basically said it. It even left the father line blank. It's like, well, I've never been stumped before. But you had your 23 million, then all your health stuff was on there. Like you're. Because you had to do that because.
- [32:52]
John Holmberg
You did the predictors.
- [32:53]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but it's not going to be different.
- [32:56]
John Holmberg
No, you wouldn't think so.
- [32:57]
Brett Vesely
I mean, all of a sudden. But that's a scam. If they start saying, hey, by the way, your DNA just came back again and we missed some stuff.
- [33:03]
John Holmberg
The other part, that they send you out a lot, a couple times a year, they'll Say, participate in genetics research. So allow your DNA to be part of genetics research.
- [33:12]
Brett Vesely
Click a box. See, they're going to build clones out of Toledo. What a nightmare future that is for all of us.
- [33:18]
Brady Bogan
What you're saying could be safe because ancestry is going to buy it. Well, we've seen what happened when Sears bought Kmart and stuff like that, too. So then, who knows what's going to happen?
- [33:26]
Brett Vesely
He's right. He's. I don't know how you compare those two wonderful science things with Kmart and Sears, but he's right.
- [33:32]
Brady Bogan
One successful bought, another one.
- [33:33]
Brett Vesely
I both failed, they both died. And someday your DNA is going to be in the wrong hands, is what I'm saying. Ma'am, I've said that to a lot of ladies.
- [33:41]
John Holmberg
All it is is the map. For me, it's not like they have.
- [33:45]
Toledo
That's why most people did.
- [33:46]
Brett Vesely
They can build pieces of you. That's the thing. They do have pieces. Crispr, whatever you can replicate. Ask his people. We just don't want it in the wrong house. I didn't do it.
- [33:55]
Toledo
We got woolly mammoths coming soon.
- [33:57]
Brett Vesely
Now, I. Yeah, they're making little mice, woolly mice right now. And they're going to eventually grow them into woolly mammoths. But I gave it to, you know, the cops. The state has my DNA.
- [34:06]
John Holmberg
For what?
- [34:06]
Brett Vesely
Well, that when I have my bike stolen on my front yard and they. And they had that other bike, and they're like, we'll take prints off of this and we'll see what we can get on the bike. Because they leave a meth bike to take a good bike. And that's what happened. So I moved the meth bike, and I'm like, I touched that. And they're like, we need to delete you. Are you willing to do a DNA test? And I said. And they swabbed me in my driveway and then.
- [34:29]
Toledo
Clever.
- [34:29]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's what I said. Look, I'm fine with the. But again, if it falls in the wrong hands, I don't know what people can do with DNA, but I know it's smarter than stuff I can think of. I'm too dumb to see the bad side. I'm a decent human being deep down. So I don't think, like, I could take your DNA and I could do all this stuff. All I know is I could plant evidence.
- [34:46]
John Holmberg
But the Lex Luthors of the world will go to the cop base and they'll steal that DNA.
- [34:50]
Brett Vesely
Well, if it's stolen, there's not a lot you can do. If it goes up for sale, you're like, what have I done? I gave it to them. We give away an awful lot of information, but I don't know, it's bad, it's not Good. And all you 23andMe people just wanted to know, is this little fat kid mine or not? And then you find, how about that? If you didn't know for sure and it comes back, it is yours. And you're like, oh, well, that was a waste of money. I'm Azkabani Jew. I guess I got that good. Everyone came back Eastern European, Askabani Jew, Ashkenazi, whatever. Nobody even knows what that is. Where's Ashkenazi? Is that Oshkosh Bagash? That's in Washington, Wisconsin.
- [35:28]
John Holmberg
Yeah, Oshkosh, the hotbed of Jewish activity, Wisconsin.
- [35:34]
Brett Vesely
By the way, and I don't mean to make it bigotry, but ask a black guy if he's comfortable with random people having his DNA, you think that's a Native? As a Native American, how do you feel about random companies owning DNA there? I guarantee you that those two. That's why the commercials are always like soothing African Americans going, I did it and it was okay. And although I'm not giving anybody money, I know what you. I know what crackers do with that.
- [36:01]
Brady Bogan
That's why Keyshawn's not worried about this. Nope, I'm going out of business.
- [36:05]
Brett Vesely
First off, I'm going to find out. I got seven kids. Second, you're going to sprinkle my DNA over every dead crackhead. No way. I. With DNA. And like, you know, private companies think like a black guy, just don't hand it over. But it's too late now. Half you did it, and it's mostly women. I want to know my ancestry, but I'm too lazy to do the work. You know, you could have before DNA testing. You could have done that on your own. Why do it that way when they can just, you know, take your DNA to a lab, some mysterious location. Until you're Azkabadji Jew? Everybody was. Remember? That was Christy, the zoo girl. She came in and said, I just found out I'm Azkabani Jew. She was on the COVID of Jewish Life afterwards. Didn't even know.
- [36:58]
Toledo
Well, a lot of magazines wanted to put her on the COVID Sure, she's.
- [37:01]
Brett Vesely
Very pretty lady, but, I mean, at a certain point, you know, when you didn't know you were Jewish, you should probably say, I'd rather not be on the COVID of Jewish Life.
- [37:11]
Brady Bogan
Well, how many women were American Indian. We talk about that too.
- [37:13]
Brett Vesely
Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Elizabeth Warren on the COVID of Yota Halta. Hey, Life Odom Tosh. You know, here's today's features. Elizabeth Warren this month on Expired Natives. Elizabeth RP for natives getting their magazine out on the res. What the hell? Why is Renee Zellweger's mom on top of my magazine anyway? What are you gonna do? It's a weird day, but yeah, be careful. And so you go back and I hope the kid was yours. If it wasn't, what are you gonna do? But now Britt's people own DNA. And I am nervous about that. I have a feeling that's gonna get. It's just paranoia. I doubt anything happens, but at least I'm comfortable knowing exactly. I don't have to worry about it.
- [37:59]
Toledo
There's gonna be a new casino in Vegas. It's gonna be really nice.
- [38:01]
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's gonna get robbed.
- [38:03]
Toledo
DNA.
- [38:03]
Brett Vesely
He's gonna get robbed all the time. And some innocent guys. Were you wouldn't you in a casino over the weekend? I was. Huh. Huh. Yeah, we got your DNA pretty much everywhere. What do you mean? I didn't even do. I didn't play a single game. Oh yeah, that's what they say. I like to check the video. We ain't got video. It's an Italian casino. They're gonna get richer and we're all gonna go to jail. Put my DNA on everything.
- [38:27]
Toledo
I'm Italian. You can go.
- [38:30]
Brett Vesely
Not me. I'm gonna have to frame me the old fashioned way. It's just, you know, roll me up in a carpet and toss me in a river. Let's get a wake up song. Five, eight, five. It happens. You know, that's suicide. A lot of the times they say.
- [38:43]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, yeah, that's the way you do it.
- [38:45]
Brett Vesely
Roll up in carpet. People are so dumb sometimes they get dumb and they end up wrapped up in a carpet and somehow or another thrown into a river. They do it to themselves. 585-9800. That's the phone number. You give it to us good and strong, we'll play your wake up song. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. It's out of control now. 98k, you PD. Ah, great job, Katie and the hops. People emailing us said about that lady who liked Casper and wanted to bone Casper the ghost said. You know, John, you and that giant bald head. Kind of makes sense why the Casper couple's into you. You look. I got a little Casper Point. I got a little more color to my skin, but not a ton, says the lawyer and her farting husband. Maybe she's into that gas thing as, you know, sexual. Because he's constantly ejaculating Caspers all the time. That's true. He does kind of fire off little Casper ghosts. She likes things she can't see. She's into that. Scott's got a farting issue, so maybe he makes those little. Oh, I just eject another Casper. Oh, it's so hot.
- [40:08]
Brady Bogan
Making it cute.
- [40:11]
Brett Vesely
Little Casper came out of him. I felt that one. It's in me. It passed through. You want to breathe in this Casper? Then I got one from Tamara. She says, morning, John. That movie Casper came out in 1995 and had Devon Sawa as the boy who was Casper before Casper died. I was 12 at the time and thought he was really hot. Okay? You can think the actor's hot. Leave out, I want to bang Casper. That's like somebody saying, man, I want to bang Private Ryan. No, you wouldn't. It's Matt Damon. I get like, in the actor. You can't talk me into Casper being the reason. Like, that's not.
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Toledo
Sometimes you don't know the name of the actor, John.
- [40:55]
Brett Vesely
Okay, I want to bang Ellie from Up the Debt. You know the debt Mrs. Frederickson when she dies. Oh, man. No. It's just weird. And all these people are emailing in with their DNA stories. Guy says, I was. Or mismatched texts or emails that went to the wrong person. Says I was banging a girl from church and she sent me an email about how much she loved the butt stuff. Also included on that email, the pastor. Wow, that's divine intervention right there.
- [41:30]
Brady Bogan
Wrong email.
- [41:31]
Brett Vesely
Who dis thing about Casper, that was fun, too, was that the whole staff got in on the argument. So, like, everybody's coming over and putting in their two cents. And I forget. Somebody said to one of the waitresses there, kinsey Bell came by, and they said, did you see the Casper room? She goes, yeah. She goes, didn't you want to bang Casper? The lawyer asked. And she goes, why would I do. Why? I don't think you can feel a ghost dick. And I'm like, kinsey Bell for the win. That's championship. Whoa. That's an answer right there. That's the championship answer. I was impressed with that one. And then she wandered off. And nobody knew what happened after that. But she said that. I believe she said, if I'm going to. If I'm going to do that, I want to be Able to feel it. I don't think you can feel ghost dick.
- [42:16]
Toledo
Papa emeritus would disagree.
- [42:18]
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's different. The whole band of ghost is different. Forget that one. Oh, this one says about the 23 me. It said I used to work with a woman who did DNA tests for her heritage. Found out she was about 10% Native American. When she found out, she came back to work and she had turquoise on and got a custom license plate for her car that said the tribe she supposedly part of.
- [42:44]
Brady Bogan
She was dream catcher hanging from the rearview mirror.
- [42:48]
Brett Vesely
She went right to Gilbert Ortega store in Scottsdale and just cashed out.
- [42:52]
Brady Bogan
Do you get a deal if you're. If you're shopping there?
- [42:55]
Brett Vesely
Good question.
- [42:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, like 10% off or something.
- [42:59]
Brett Vesely
When the super bowl was going on, he kicked all those Indians out in front of his. I think he yelled, go back to your own country. I'm not sure you guys, go back to your own country. That doesn't make sense, Gilbert. And then Paula, the Toledo hater says, oh my God, did I just hear the worst phrase ever? Clones of Toledo. So I can only hope his DNA is defective due to his prostate problems that he's been talking about. I can only hope he can't do it. That's true. Does his commercial mention he's having prostate issues?
- [43:28]
Brady Bogan
No, no, not prostate.
- [43:30]
Brett Vesely
Just testosterone stuff. I know Toledo's got commercials out telling everybody he had low T. And then he said he's all juiced up again. He's been running up and down the hall quite a bit. He's sweating, he's working hard. This one says, john, I've been reading the emails about the the or the text about the government going to the wrong people and stuff. They're hilarious. But now I have to tell you my story. I was a project manager for a tech company and I started getting texts in a thread at 2am for my brother, who worked with me and another co worker, and it got disgusting in nature. Very quickly I realized I was not a known quantity on these texts. My brother and him had been talking about a project, and then the next thing you know, they are exchanging dick pics with the third party, me. And I realized at that moment, my brother was a homosexual.
- [44:26]
Brady Bogan
Wow. It's a hell of a way to find out.
- [44:29]
Brett Vesely
Well, yeah, by seeing his poop wiener going with another dude. Like they're comping swords that says, I text them both. Two words, no more. My phone rang almost instantly in the most awkward call of my life, my brother explaining what had just happened. He tried to lie at first and then he just broke down. It was awful at the time, but this guy, my brother. Are living together now. Seemingly it's worked out. Unless you ask my dad, who hates how gay my brother is now. Yeah, sometimes when guys come out of the closet, they go full gay. Like before they were hiding it.
- [45:01]
Toledo
How did you know?
- [45:02]
Brett Vesely
To make dads happy and stuff says, anyway, the moral of the story is check before you hit send. That's. You know what? We're all a little haphazard with that send button. You got your wiener involved. Double check that it's not going to mom and the whore. And then this guy emails me and says, john, I just helped my son with a project he's doing about Ben Franklin and some of the founding fathers last weekend. And I hear you always saying we live in the best city ever. And I've always kind of rolled my eyes. And you've said in the past, it's the greatest time to be alive as a human being. But all we do is complain because everything's gotten so convenient. And I rolled my eyes. After this project, I realized you're right. Ben Franklin had employees whose job it was is to walk places for him. One of them was a distance guy, and one of them is a short range guy. And they go from place to place in Pennsylvania. One guy went from a place called Walnut Grove to Philadelphia every few days, sometimes on a horse. But the walkers were supposed to walk because they didn't want the horses to have wear and tear. Tell your kids to stop complaining. It could be worse. Walnut Grove. If I remember right, we used to have person worked here that lived there. It's about 60 miles, if I'm not mistaken, from Philly. That dude had to hoof that whenever you had anything. Did they just found a boat? They.
- [46:36]
Toledo
That's got to be a. That's a six day voyage. Yeah. Ten miles a day.
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Brett Vesely
Well, you could come out. Well, I mean, that's not like. By the third or fourth day, you got to average 10 a day.
- [46:46]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [46:46]
Brett Vesely
For that third or fourth day, you got some lactic acid.
- [46:49]
Toledo
Probably not, you know, always flat.
- [46:53]
Brett Vesely
Well, you're trying to find the flattest route, but you're right, you're gonna have some uphill downhill. It's not paved. You're running on.
- [46:59]
Toledo
I don't know if it's regular dirt. I don't know where the Poconos are.
- [47:03]
Brett Vesely
In Walnut Grove, but Poconos are up north. But this is like Amish country kind.
- [47:08]
Toledo
Of outside of Philadelphia.
- [47:10]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, this is like Amish country. Walnut Grove. And then it's. It's a more like central. If I may be wrong. It may be farther. The dudes used to have to walk. They had a boat they just found or they talked about that was underneath the wreckage of 911 because that used to be, you know, the waterways and stuff. They used a lot of fill from one side. Yeah. So they would. They would take part of Battery Park. The only reason Battery park exists in Manhattan is because the hole they dug to build the World Trade center back in the 70s, they just put at the end of the island and built a park. It's. It's just fake. Most of Boston is all fake.
- [47:47]
Toledo
Like, amazing. You see the original map.
- [47:49]
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's a tiny little dot and it's. Now it's. You know, and they built the town on it. So they found this boat in there. It was from the 1700s underneath the. The Trade Centers and stuff. And they said that was a boat that they had from like a voyage. They would take that thing all over that was like a car. And you start to wonder, was that faster toting around a boat than it would have been just walking the coast? Like they couldn't have been going too far. I mean, the ones going to Europe, obviously, but if you're just going to Maryland, just walk.
- [48:19]
Toledo
The wind helps.
- [48:20]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Get a carriage, do whatever. Have a horse tow you or a. I mean, back then you had people that you could do that and I didn't. I should email back and ask that guy. I'm like, in your project, were the walkers white? Yeah.
- [48:33]
Toledo
The other thing is the walking is like, we doing this in the winter too.
- [48:37]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. Whether spring or the rain any. Yeah, those guys were. And we sit and complain that it takes too long to get. I'm a stupid phone, gets no connection. And I drive by camelback. We live in the single greatest time to be alive, period. End of story. Humanity has never had it easier. It's never been better. More convenient. And all we do is. All we do is complain, complain, complain.
- [49:06]
Toledo
My grandfather torn belt when he drove from Columbus to yellowstone. Maximum speed 35.
- [49:14]
Brett Vesely
Why?
- [49:15]
Toledo
That's the car that at the time.
- [49:17]
Brett Vesely
How old was he?
- [49:18]
Toledo
19.
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Brett Vesely
Oh. Oh my God. He took one of those.
- [49:22]
Toledo
Yeah.
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Brett Vesely
Horses were better than.
- [49:23]
Toledo
And they used to put a block of ice for the AC and it would blow through the vent as you're going through there.
- [49:30]
Brett Vesely
How bad did he want to go to Yellowstone? Yeah.
- [49:33]
Toledo
Well, the first day he did 33 hours straight.
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Brett Vesely
Why drive it just humping along in one of those dumpy old. Of course, I guess there's nobody else out there.
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Toledo
Yeah, but yellow. And those aren't paved.
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Brett Vesely
No. And there's no suspension. He just redlined it all the way to Yellowstone with blocks of ice on top and no like spots to stop. No gas stations yet.
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Toledo
There are few.
- [49:57]
Brett Vesely
Not too many.
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Toledo
When you finally get to find them further you get west anyway.
- [50:02]
Brett Vesely
Why?
- [50:03]
Toledo
Stuckies are few and far between.
- [50:05]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Brady would need snacks. Boy, could you imagine the road trip pack that had to go and those Conestoga wagons and all that. That was a different time. It's definitely different. And I'm not saying, you know, back in those days, I mean just you got to think of like there is some stuff I'm not saying. You know grandpa used to have to go 30 miles an hour to Yellowstone. Now it's. We just. We gotta stop complaining about it. Everything. We constantly talk about how it's the end of the world and this is crazy. And it's like. No it's not. This is awesome. I have no idea how a single thing in my life works. Not a little bit. Not even the slightest bit. I don't know how anything works. This phone charger. I stared at this for about an hour the other day. What are you doing? What are you. How did they figure this out? Lithium batteries. Like I don't know what that is either. I don't even know what that word means. I just know it exists in my life. It's in my consciousness. It's part of my lexicon. Are you going to look it up? Don't do it because you're going to read stuff and it's going to confuse you. Went to your hand brain real quick right there. I got nervous. No, I thought he had something to do.
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Toledo
My brother maybe sent a picture of his dick. He might have my grandfather. Yellowstone.
- [51:15]
Brett Vesely
Oh, you just think he has those at the ready?
- [51:18]
Toledo
Oh hell yeah. He's got a collection of the family.
- [51:21]
Brett Vesely
Photos that he's in his phone.
- [51:22]
Toledo
Clown.
- [51:23]
Brett Vesely
Morning, Tom.
- [51:25]
Toledo
Don't know if he's up or not. It wasn't him.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, this one says I'd stop saying it's the greatest time to be alive. Easiest. Absolutely. Easiness makes lazy useless people. Trials and make people strong. Resolve people. Yeah, you make a good point. That is true. Easiest time to be alive. Should be the greatest time to be alive. We should be taking advantage of how easy it is by making hay. But what it does is create laziness. Kim's right. That's absolutely true. I'll say because I Love being lazy. It's the greatest time to be alive. You still face your own adversity. You know, it's all different for everybody. And our advert. Look, Ben Franklin gets shot into 20, 25. He's got an uphill climb. He. He doesn't understand anything that's going on.
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Toledo
Their anxiety was different from ours.
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Brett Vesely
But I'll tell you this. If Ben Franklin showed up and said, john explained this crazy modern world to me, he'd know as much as I did. What's this contraption? That's called a car. How does it work? I don't know at all. Oh, you get behind it and you. This is the wheel. So it's like an iron horse. Yeah, that's what they used to call him. Pen. That's good. Nice job. I forgot about that. But there you are. And then we'd be driving along. He's like, so what. What are you doing with your feet? The skinny one on the right makes it go, and the fat, square, rectangular thing stops it. What if you do them both the same time? I don't know. Let's try that. I think it just makes. We can spin our wheel. Next thing you know, the only thing I'd be doing with Ben Franklin donuts in an empty parking lot, because it's about as much fun as I'd have with him. And then he'd be like, what are you holding? This is a phone. A cell phone. How does it work? Brett gets a racist text, and then he sends it to me.
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Toledo
What's this? But he would say, man, word that to me too.
- [53:15]
Brett Vesely
How does it. And the next thing I. Let me. Then he just sketches it, and he's better at that than I am. Like, where's this Brett? And how is he communicating with me? I don't know. I don't know how it gets from his phone to my phone. I just accept that it does so.
- [53:27]
Toledo
I can contact the puss faster.
- [53:30]
Brett Vesely
And then we're on awkwardarrangements.com. i'm like, hey, my friend Ben and I are looking for some ass. Ben Franklin. Yeah. Is she coming over? Like, yeah, what are we over 2 pence? Like, no, it's gonna be about $400, I think.
- [53:45]
Toledo
My God, you're telling me I can get to France in 11 hours, right?
- [53:50]
Brett Vesely
And we still got. And two of those hours are waiting at the airport. I couldn't explain it. How I'm like, oh, airplanes. How do those work? You go to the airport and you get on a big tube, and it. I don't know. I don't know how any of it works. What happens when your phone stops working? We charge it. How? This wire, that I don't understand, goes into another thing that I don't understand, and then it just shows me that it's got a lightning bolt. Hey, you know, about that. You invented electricity and all that. And then I just put it down. And then when the red bars turn green, I know. I'm good.
- [54:26]
Toledo
On your feet.
- [54:27]
Brett Vesely
Are you a scientist? No. Ben Franklin would start explaining this stuff to me within 48 hours of him being here, and I'd be confused. You figured that out? Well, sure. It's not hard. You just have to do a little digging. I've done none. I don't know how anything works. He'd take a car apart and put it back together. He could change my windshield wipers faster. Like if you put it on me and Ben Franklin, who's just been shot here from the past, we're standing in the parking lot, and he goes, change windshield wipers. Go. We're starting from the exact same place. I know where they are now. The one thing I do have on him, he'd have to ask somebody, what are windshield wipers? And I'd be like, those. And the minute he saw him, he could. He'd figure it out. Me, I don't know. He.
- [55:12]
Toledo
He would have to have, you know, go to the library or have the book ready where you could go to your phone.
- [55:17]
Brett Vesely
No use of that.
- [55:18]
Toledo
Because all the early learning I'm telling.
- [55:20]
Brett Vesely
You I'm doing, that is if you. Readings, you take away the phone and you take away that and just say, figure it out. Ben Franklin figures that out long before me. Long before me. Because he used to have to do stuff. I've never had to do stuff.
- [55:33]
Toledo
Let's just dive in.
- [55:34]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Let's just see what this. And he's not afraid to break things and then kind of slam them back together. And it's weird, but yeah. So we do that stuff. It's e. He's right. It's the easiest time to be alive. But some dude walking from Walnut Grove to Philadelphia just to go grab stuff for him to save wear and tear on the horses. Think of that. We don't want these horses getting worn out. You over there walk crazy.
- [56:07]
Toledo
That's why they would do that. Even on the horses. They would do. You know, the horse would go 10 or 12 miles, then the next guy would go on another horse.
- [56:15]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [56:15]
Toledo
Different horses.
- [56:16]
Brett Vesely
Break them down. You kill him, for crying out loud. This one ponies this is People Express. Yeah, I have a feeling it was. There weren't a lot of those white kids walking, that's for sure. And then I get this sent to me again. And Brett just pointed out I didn't know this. One of our listeners said, hey, that 23andMe thing, you know, who wants to get their hands on that more than the Italians? Insurance companies. Because then they can start predicting your illnesses, and the likelihood of you having something will raise your insurance on the rates. Yeah, they'll get your rates together based on your, you know, markers. So you don't want them to buy it either, because they'll go through that database and start, you know, dinging you for things you don't even have yet, because we all know they're after dough. So that's one that go that 23andMe thinks crazy. Then I get this story sent to me. It says, DNA test revealed this, and we've talked about it. It says, Victoria Hill sat in sheer disbelief after doing 23andMe to find out her boyfriend was actually her brother. Says he sent me the screenshot with just the words, you are my sister. They're from Connecticut. She said it was a story. They'd been dating for a while. They go to 23andMe and it says, you have a half sibling and a full. And they did the fertility thing. She had been conceived via fertility fraud. And it turned out they had the same fertility thing. Deliberate act of misrepresenting the source of sperms. And then it's like some sort of. It's just crooked sperm use. So it's not a federal crime either. It's nothing you can do about it. So they found out two years into their relationship, thanks to 23andMe, that that dude had been going, you know, doing his sister. Yeah. What if you found out Mathia was your sister right now?
- [58:20]
Toledo
Would you break up?
- [58:21]
Brett Vesely
I think I've asked you that before.
- [58:25]
Brady Bogan
And I don't know. That's a tough one.
- [58:27]
Brett Vesely
I don't know that it's that tough. That's probably similar to the Casper argument. If I could.
- [58:32]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I think, Boy, I think I'm out on that one.
- [58:38]
Brett Vesely
This guy says it blows my mind that there are people like you, billions of them, meandering around cluelessly who don't look for answers. You could unknowingly have an answer to a question you've never heard, John. And I'm like, I'm curious. I have, I have questions. I just don't know how anything works. I, I, I'm like all the rest of us. And John, don't get all uppity that you can solve every issue. Mr. Eaton. There are certain things, you just accept how they work and you have no idea how. A microwave oven, you. You can sit and tell me, oh yeah, it does this, this, but you can't put one together or do. You don't know what you're doing either. All of us have that. There's probably 12 to 15 things in everyone's house that we have no clue how it works. It just does and we accept it.
- [59:18]
Toledo
Plug it in.
- [59:19]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, the plug. And I don't even know how truly, I don't know how that operation gets going either. How in the world does this little stick go into this little hole and then generate all that juice?
- [59:30]
Toledo
Is a three prong better than a two prong?
- [59:33]
Brett Vesely
Well, there's a ground on it. Yeah. But I don't know why. I know it could burst into flames.
- [59:36]
Toledo
So then why have the two prongs still?
- [59:39]
Brett Vesely
I don't know. These are great questions. I don't know. It's too hard.
- [59:46]
Toledo
The European plug.
- [59:48]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, theirs is different. There's has angles and stuff. I don't know any of them.
- [59:53]
John Holmberg
So the two prong plug has evolved to have a fat side. The fat side, it only goes in one way.
- [59:58]
Brett Vesely
Now wait a minute.
- [60:00]
John Holmberg
The wider on the wider, the wider. That's how they get the polarity. Right.
- [60:06]
Brett Vesely
I don't even know what that means.
- [60:07]
John Holmberg
Guarantee the polarity.
- [60:08]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [60:10]
John Holmberg
You have no questions, sir?
- [60:13]
Brett Vesely
I have no. I have. I just accept that that works and I have no need to worry about it.
- [60:17]
Toledo
So the three prong are evened and then the ground is based.
- [60:21]
Brett Vesely
You are asking and it doesn't matter. The point being, but like he said, all you're gaining here is some information to say words later. You still don't understand it.
- [60:30]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [60:30]
Brett Vesely
You don't know what polarity is.
- [60:32]
Toledo
No, I know, I know Polaris is a snowman.
- [60:36]
Brett Vesely
I know Polaris is. Yeah. And I believe chainsaws as well. Yeah. Side by sides. Yeah. By the way, I don't know how chainsaws work. I just know they do. I've never looked at it. Well, this mechanism causes this to fire off here and this goes there and that's what. Yeah, exactly. I'm like on. It's working. So. Yeah. But it is the easiest time to be alive. There's tons of stuff that's going on. I don't know how it works.
- [61:02]
Toledo
My lenses on my sunglasses are polarized.
- [61:06]
Brett Vesely
That's neat. You know what that means?
- [61:08]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [61:08]
Brett Vesely
What?
- [61:09]
Toledo
It blocks the sun.
- [61:11]
Brett Vesely
Sunglasses blocking the sun.
- [61:13]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [61:14]
Brett Vesely
Fascinating.
- [61:14]
Brady Bogan
Rainbow colored, too.
- [61:16]
Brett Vesely
I don't know how my glasses, you know, darken and lighten. The gradient. The gradient. I don't get it. It happens fast like this. And I know the sun makes. Like the light makes them, but it doesn't work in the house. If I'm walking around in a really bright room, they just stay clear. Like, I don't get this.
- [61:37]
Toledo
And you want them to go darker.
- [61:39]
Brett Vesely
Not in a bright room. I look like one of those weird blind people, you know, have those half glasses.
- [61:44]
Toledo
Maybe it's the uv.
- [61:46]
Brett Vesely
You don't know. You're just throwing words out.
- [61:49]
Toledo
Uv?
- [61:49]
Brett Vesely
What's UV Brady?
- [61:50]
Toledo
UV rays.
- [61:51]
Brett Vesely
What is ultraviolet? I know. What is that? That?
- [61:54]
Brady Bogan
I don't know.
- [61:56]
Brett Vesely
It's just a bunch of words. We know that that's a thing. Ultraviolet. It exists. What is it on the spectrum of light? What is that? I don't know anything.
- [62:06]
Brady Bogan
This whole conversation makes us sound like we're on the spectrum.
- [62:08]
Brett Vesely
We are on the spectrum. It's time we all admitted it, for crying out loud. Yeah, you just have to go back to the basics. Back to the, like, what Kinsey Bell said last night. You can't feel ghost dick. That makes sense to me. That. That adds up. Brought the room down. It's a.
- [62:30]
Toledo
Is that her full name? Kinsey Bell.
- [62:33]
Brett Vesely
She told me her middle name last night, and I found it to be very 1800s.
- [62:37]
Toledo
That is.
- [62:37]
Brett Vesely
She pointed to first, and that's my middle name. And I said, kenzie Bell. And you can't help it. Yeah, lock it in. We all laughed. And then she said, you know, if I want a dick, I want to feel it. Well, there you go. Now she wasn't talking to me directly. She's talking to the whole room, which was even cooler. We have some conversations. The gang down there at the Rah Rah. I believe Troy Hayden was there. I mean, he might have left by then, but this will be a news story. Oh, and then Doug Hockey.
- [63:05]
Brady Bogan
You can't feel ghost dick.
- [63:06]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah.
- [63:06]
Brady Bogan
He's gonna be reporting on that this morning.
- [63:07]
Brett Vesely
He's gonna put grief to the test. We sent a reporter out to try to get a little ghost dick in Jerome. The ghost came back and said, it's. She's. She's too loose. There's nothing I could do about it. Nobody's gonna fit in that john.
- [63:23]
Brady Bogan
I just realized why I like this show so much. Y'all make me feel like a genius.
- [63:27]
Brett Vesely
You can pretend, guys being honest and you need to be honest with yourself, Cody, because there's no possible way you understand how lithium batteries charge you don't. They get hot and then the neutrons cut. You don't know those words. You don't know somebody does somebody. But most of us don't. The majority of people just work the equipment. You know, I don't even know how material. Like how's this shirt even. The thing. It's like being high all the time when you start doing this, it's like, how is this a thing? Like it's all little tiny fibers together.
- [64:02]
Toledo
Caterpillars on their silk.
- [64:04]
Brett Vesely
Right. And there's a factory caterpillars. That kind of makes sense to me. A bunch of seven year old Asians putting. I don't get that. Like how are you guys doing it? But I all. I'm. My point being, I appreciate the ease in which everything happens now. And you don't have to know. It just happened. I don't know how honestly, any of the stuff we're doing right now is working. I don't have a clue. And I've been doing this for 25 years. How When I talk into this stick, you hear it? I have no idea. And they'll explain. FM radio waves come from a time. How does it even get. How does this get to you? I don't know how it gets to.
- [64:43]
Toledo
And the guy that figured that out.
- [64:45]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. A teenager invented tv. Philo Farnsworth just said, this is something that I can do. And he starts projecting images. How so? Through the airwaves. And I don't. I've sat through radio people like there's the. The weirdos here. And there's. The other thing is, in order to really know how it works, you got to talk to the engineers.
- [65:04]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no way.
- [65:05]
Brett Vesely
I'd rather talk to murderers because I think I'd rather not know. Yeah, I think they're the same. I've never met a normal radio engineer. Those dudes know stuff that no one else knows. You can't talk to them. That's why Everybody loves Neil DeGrasse Tyson so much, is because without talking down to us, he talks down to us. He can speak to the common man. You understand how this works, right? Nope. And then he'll kind of say, well, if you had a beach ball, like he'll do it to, like he'll dumb it down. Without being insulting. Nothing you can do. So while we're at it, just letting you know, I appreciate the world. You know, this one says all this talk reminds me of A Joe Rogan quote. Hard times make hard men. Hard men make easy times. Easy times make soft men. Soft men make hard times. That's an excellent way to put it. Joe Rogan is number one for a reason.
- [66:02]
Toledo
You stole that from Ben Franklin.
- [66:04]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. No one really knows how anything works. So long as our porn gets to us faster, we seem okay.
- [66:13]
Brady Bogan
I'm good with that.
- [66:14]
Brett Vesely
I am, too. I don't know when and how that's. Dude. Can you pinpoint the day you first saw porn on your phone? That's my phone. That should have been something we wrote in a calendar or a diary or. Like, you're not gonna believe what happened.
- [66:28]
Toledo
I can.
- [66:29]
Brady Bogan
Where you were when you heard about.
- [66:30]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [66:30]
Brady Bogan
And everything else. You know, I mean, exactly.
- [66:32]
Brett Vesely
We remember that. I remember exactly where I was when OJ like, did he kill her?
- [66:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [66:37]
Brett Vesely
I remember all that. The day porn became available on my phone. And like, I don't remember. I just know it was creeping up on me. No.
- [66:47]
Toledo
And you probably heard it from somebody.
- [66:51]
Brett Vesely
I was seeking it out pretty good.
- [66:53]
Toledo
They're like, oh, did you see this? I can get this on my phone.
- [66:57]
Brett Vesely
You can? I said I like this new segment. Have Brady come up with. Just come up with random topics and have Brady try to explain what it is. And all of us can debate on how right or wrong you may. None of us know there's stuff.
- [67:10]
Toledo
You can just be confident.
- [67:12]
Brett Vesely
I guess I'm not talking about being able to talk about stuff.
- [67:14]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [67:15]
Brett Vesely
I can talk about anything and seem like I know a little something. But I really honestly don't understand how it works. I don't know how this radio works. I don't know how this. I don't know what's in this microphone at all to make that happen. To. Then go through this wire here and shoot out into the air. How enough. How enough.
- [67:33]
Toledo
How enough.
- [67:33]
Brett Vesely
Does any of it work? Why is this thing making my voice bigger? Oh, I need some gummies. Let's just gonna ice out this morning.
- [67:44]
Toledo
Because there's no connecting wires to that car that's driving right now.
- [67:49]
Brett Vesely
Nope. I don't know how it gets from this to my headphones. And I'm sitting right next to it. I don't understand any of. Doesn't make sense. The whole thing's all screwy. But I accept that it makes magic. And you're welcome. It's working out. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?
- [68:11]
Brady Bogan
Wake Up Song, of course. Brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Josh and the boy is going to take care of you at two locations. Now we're talking one brand new location, which you got to see. If you're into bikes, that is the place to go. Over there on power Road and McDowell. Trying to get my computer going here. Plus, of course, you got the OG location right there on Gilbert Road. And Southern Bikes. Skis, snowboards, you name it, they got it. It's all at Action Ride Shop. Go visit the boys over there at Action Ride Shop. Two locations. Or check them out online. They'll get you all dialed in. Actionrideshop.com and on all the socials on the list. Motley Crue, Ghost Inside, Ghost, stp, Mastodon, Prodigy, Electric Call Boy, Manson. Rise Agains. Because they're playing tonight with Papa Roach.
- [69:00]
Brett Vesely
That is tonight. Holy cow, that snuck up on us.
- [69:02]
Brady Bogan
I know. Me, too. Yeah, Primus, Avenged, Atreyu, and Metallica.
- [69:07]
Brett Vesely
Well, let's do a little of that. Rise against today. A little concert Psyching rock for this evening. They're here. Violence Papa Roach tonight at the auction. They're at the. Oh, they're at the shed.
- [69:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [69:18]
Brett Vesely
That's a good time to go to a concert. March. Yeah.
- [69:22]
Toledo
Especially, you know.
- [69:23]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God.
- [69:24]
Brady Bogan
Next month.
- [69:24]
Toledo
Maybe hit 100 today. But it'll be 70 in the evening.
- [69:27]
Brett Vesely
Perfect. Once the show gets started. That's gonna be a good show, too. Rise Against Paparo tonight. You can still get tickets. They're only 35 bucks for GA so that ain't so bad. Let's do that. Right there. It's Rise Against Concert Psyching Rock for you. It's the violence. It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control. Morning slippers, morning sickness. And you people and your misfired text, for crying out loud. All these emails of people saying they sent their mom things they shouldn't have sent. This guy sent a picture of his girlfriend's naughty parts. Both input, all right. Right up close. And accidentally sent it to his mother and his brother because he's like, something about this. Hoarded, blah, blah. And he was, like, being bad, being mean. He was trying to show his brother.
- [70:29]
Brady Bogan
His brother giving props at least, or.
- [70:31]
Brett Vesely
What brother gave him props? But mom saw dirty, too.
- [70:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, 50. 50.
- [70:36]
Brett Vesely
I always thought you should get rid of her. Look at that butthole. It's like a sarlacc pit. Mom, how did you get on this? I don't know. Your father and I used to talk about a butthole a lot, so I'm glad you sent this. What a.
- [70:48]
Toledo
Never like that.
- [70:49]
Brett Vesely
Anyway, how do you make your ass look like an Arby's. Yuck. This one says you don't even know why the sky brightens during the day and not a single beam of our light from a star. Yeah, so dumb. Now I know you're BSing. What, John? I don't know anything you just said in that letter. Of course I'm BSing the Star Sun. The big one. I believe Brian Regan nailed that years ago. The big yellow one in the middle is the sun. That's pretty much all I know about our planetary system and how it operates. Boy, I know it's big. I'll tell you that.
- [71:30]
Toledo
Runs hot.
- [71:31]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's evidently pretty warm there. It's gonna be warm here today too. So it's 7:43 and it's time for Brady to give you all the news only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report and it's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts. All Pro Shade Concepts got 20 years in the Valley. They got Brady's house all shady, got all his shadies. Brady likes that stuff.
- [71:53]
Toledo
Love it.
- [71:53]
Brett Vesely
The awning created that. Yeah. Wow. Brady's got the shadiest spot in Gilbert. It's got 20ft of shade. Now Brady's back patio. The roll down shade blocks the sun out so his neighbors can't peek in on all the activities that are going on at Brady's house. Because, boy, who doesn't want to see that? Reduces the glare on the tv. It's hot. Today's possibly the first time ever.
- [72:13]
Toledo
Boy, they're loving it.
- [72:14]
Brett Vesely
March 25th will be earliest we've ever hit 100 degrees by a day.
- [72:19]
Toledo
1988 we did.
- [72:20]
Brett Vesely
Well, no. Ever. March 26th is this will. It's the only time we're going on. March 25th will be the earliest we've hit 100 degrees, beat the record by 24 hours. So it's on point with. It's happened before but you can get Your estimate from AllProche.com get that ball rolling because the heat's coming. And where there's heat, there's sun. And where there's sun, there's brightness. We need to block that out. To quote the great Monty Burns, it's time to block out the sun with all pro shade concepts.com Brady report it.
- [72:54]
Toledo
Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.
- [72:55]
Brett Vesely
Hello world. Hi.
- [72:57]
Toledo
Happy National Medal of Honor Day. It's also International Waffle Day.
- [73:02]
Brett Vesely
Well, that goes hand in hand.
- [73:06]
Toledo
A couple of basis fun facts. Taylor Swift holds the record for the most consecutive number one albums with 14. Kanye west and Eminem have had 11 in a row. Jay Z has had 10. The Beatles had a streak of nine. I think we might have done this one before. Harrison Ford's pay for doing the first Star wars was 10 grand. He made 50 times more than that on Return of the Jedi. So he made 500 grand.
- [73:37]
Brett Vesely
Right.
- [73:39]
Toledo
And 2,000 times more than that for the Force Awakens. He got paid 20 million, man. There are still approximately 1.1 million Americans who don't have indoor plumbing and use an outhouse or a hole in the ground.
- [73:56]
Brett Vesely
What?
- [73:57]
Brady Bogan
Hang yourself.
- [73:58]
Brett Vesely
I'm with. You're in.
- [73:59]
John Holmberg
A.J.
- [74:00]
Brett Vesely
That'S. Do we have that here?
- [74:03]
Toledo
That's in America.
- [74:05]
Brett Vesely
No, I'm saying, like, in, like, our area. Like, where. I don't.
- [74:08]
Toledo
Oh, I'm sure there's some.
- [74:09]
Brett Vesely
You think here in Phoenix, up north and. Well, that's different. Like, in this city, you don't think anybody's pooping and holes in the indoor plumbing existed.
- [74:18]
John Holmberg
Like, how far out in the suburbs?
- [74:20]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, how far do I have to go before? Like, there's no Internet past Verado or something?
- [74:25]
Brady Bogan
And then I think you got.
- [74:26]
Brett Vesely
But if there's a house out there. Why would you even have your house out there? Just you're so close to where the plumbing is. Why even.
- [74:34]
Toledo
I wonder what the number would be.
- [74:35]
Brett Vesely
But I bet you I ain't paying for that. I don't know. Right in the hole. Yeah, if you got a hole for it. That's why I live so far out here.
- [74:44]
Toledo
Philadelphia is the only city that's had four major sport teams in the championship game in the same year.
- [74:52]
Brett Vesely
No kidding.
- [74:53]
Toledo
1980.
- [74:54]
Brett Vesely
I was going to say X. The Flyers were good.
- [74:56]
Toledo
Phillies were in the series, Eagles were in the Super Bowl, 76ers in the finals. And the Flyers, Stanley cup. They went 1 for 4. Phillies won the title.
- [75:05]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Beat the Royals, I think, that year. McBride, Mike Schmidt, Lonnie Smith, Steve Carlton, Tug McGraw. Pete Rose was on that team. I think that was the 80 team.
- [75:18]
Toledo
Oh, you grad Mike Schmidt.
- [75:19]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [75:20]
Toledo
And fraternity brother.
- [75:21]
Brady Bogan
Here we go.
- [75:22]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but he doesn't care about you, so.
- [75:23]
Toledo
Yeah, he knows me.
- [75:24]
John Holmberg
No.
- [75:25]
Brady Bogan
Did he order a pizza for the dead girl, too?
- [75:27]
Brett Vesely
Was he in on the dead girl pies?
- [75:29]
Toledo
Oh, yeah.
- [75:30]
Brett Vesely
Was he? No. Was he in his unit before? Was number 20 just sitting in the bushes laughing with you guys? Great job, Brady.
- [75:37]
Toledo
Good one, Schmitty.
- [75:38]
Brady Bogan
Thanks.
- [75:38]
Brett Vesely
Schmitty. What a great nickname. We added a Y to Schmidt, now it's Schmitty. Let's order pizzas for dead sorority house girls and watch the reaction of the survivors.
- [75:55]
Toledo
There's a new term.
- [75:56]
Brett Vesely
That's what you were doing. Were you in a bush or a.
- [75:58]
Toledo
Car in a parking garage?
- [76:01]
Brett Vesely
I'm watching it from across the street.
- [76:03]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [76:05]
Brett Vesely
Probably kind of anticlimactic because pizza delivery guys don't just go. I guess maybe a sorority house. They would say, who f all you a holes.
- [76:14]
John Holmberg
I live west of Verrado. We have indoor plumbing, you sons of bitches.
- [76:18]
Brett Vesely
You live west of Verrado, man.
- [76:21]
Toledo
No such thing.
- [76:22]
John Holmberg
Where the nuclear power plant is to.
- [76:25]
Brett Vesely
Live on the plant.
- [76:27]
Brady Bogan
Enjoy, Blythe.
- [76:28]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I didn't even know there was. You're closer to Vicksburg than you were.
- [76:32]
Toledo
Maybe along the 303 where that farm where that giant baby is.
- [76:37]
Brett Vesely
Maybe they're not plumbing there. Pretty sure they're doing pretty well.
- [76:40]
Brady Bogan
That's by the zoo now, though.
- [76:41]
Toledo
Yeah, south of it.
- [76:43]
John Holmberg
Texter says John Toledo knows Copa. They've got plenty outhouses.
- [76:47]
Brett Vesely
Is that true? I don't know. I didn't see anybody.
- [76:49]
John Holmberg
I'm sure there's some.
- [76:50]
Brett Vesely
I'm happy. I've lived a life where I can't even name the last place I was. And I'm like, they probably don't have plumbing here. I can't. Like everywhere I've gone. Plumbing's a necessity. John.
- [77:00]
John Holmberg
I know you don't even know it exists, but there's a place called Grand Avenue that runs through Phoenix. All the tents along that roadway have indoor plumbing.
- [77:07]
Brett Vesely
Well, that's different. Homeless is different. They were. They're trying to get it. They. They don't have any plumbing.
- [77:13]
Brady Bogan
It's an avenue. Why would he know where that is?
- [77:14]
Brett Vesely
Why would I go up Grand Avenue? What am I running from? Ice the hell? I can't even read the billboards over there.
- [77:24]
John Holmberg
They made so many ways around Grand.
- [77:25]
Brett Vesely
Avenue now it's not for me. One of the billboards says, john, turn back. What are you doing? What are you doing over here?
- [77:32]
Brady Bogan
Why do you need not apply?
- [77:35]
Brett Vesely
You're on a diagonal street that doesn't even. Doesn't seem to like, fit with all the other streets. It's announcing that it's taken to a bad spot. There's apple trees that chuck apples at you. I've seen this in movies.
- [77:45]
Toledo
We've got a new term. It's called boomer. Asking has nothing to do about baby boomers term. When you ask someone a question just so you can talk about yourself, you want the question to come back to you like a boomerang. Oh, so an example would be they're saying, ask Bragging like, how was your vacation? Mine was great.
- [78:12]
Brett Vesely
Oh. It's those people that interject their thing into every single store. Like, nobody can have their own thing. Yep.
- [78:22]
Toledo
Or they have made it back to it.
- [78:23]
Brett Vesely
Right.
- [78:24]
Toledo
Will come back to you.
- [78:25]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but those, like, you can tell a story about the time you were in a Porsche, and then they'll tell you the story of their uncles like somebody else has one. Like they just some trigger.
- [78:35]
Brady Bogan
What do you think about a Lamborghini instead?
- [78:37]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, those are the top.
- [78:39]
Toledo
What do you think of cyber trucks? Just so you can talk about how dumb you think they are or.
- [78:44]
Brett Vesely
Right. Well, that's conversation, though. If you're sitting there struggling with people go, how about those cybertrucks, huh? And you've got an opinion. You're just trying to spark something.
- [78:52]
John Holmberg
Just baiting.
- [78:53]
Brett Vesely
It's different than going, you guys have moles on your dick. And then they're like, what? Because I got something I need to tell you. Like, that's. That's a leading question. That's different than just, what about these cyber trucks, eh? That's just small talk. You're in a bad conversation if you have to start with a hey, how about those just in strangers, like. All right, go ahead.
- [79:15]
Toledo
A United Airlines flight from LA to Shanghai had to turn around over the Pacific on Saturday because a pilot forgot his passport. They're already what was said to be a 14 hour flight. They're about an hour and 45 minutes in turn. Background. Had to land in San Francisco, swap out the crew. They got to San Fran three hours after taking off. When they finally touched down in Shanghai, they were six hours late.
- [79:47]
Brett Vesely
Mm.
- [79:48]
Toledo
United reportedly gave each passenger a $15 meal voucher for the trouble or how much? $15.
- [79:57]
Brett Vesely
Oh, cheap. You're in Shanghai. That's that.
- [79:59]
Toledo
That's far away.
- [80:01]
Brett Vesely
That's a thousands of dong or whatever they use. Dong. I think that's the name of their money. 15 bucks over there is probably a car. One of them cruddy.
- [80:12]
Brady Bogan
That's still crap.
- [80:13]
Brett Vesely
No, it's not that late. But still.
- [80:16]
Toledo
We got a teacher in Phoenix that's in Trouble. He's a sixth grade teacher. His name is Kurt Hinton. 52 years old, faces four counts of indecent exposure. Oh, he had to go to the bathroom and he decided to pee in a can behind his desk. Unfortunately, when he was doing it in class, a couple of kids could see his junk.
- [80:41]
Brett Vesely
So he was trying to hide it just badly.
- [80:42]
Toledo
He was trying to hide it. He said he had a military background and he was New at the school.
- [80:47]
Brett Vesely
Didn'T know where the bathrooms were.
- [80:48]
Toledo
And then he. And that he knew where the bathrooms were. But he did not feel comfortable leaving the class unattended.
- [80:56]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, so he felt comfortable pissing.
- [81:01]
Toledo
He said this would do in the military if we had to pee.
- [81:04]
Brett Vesely
You're not in the military. There's a bunch of second graders. You take your chances. You Lord of the Flies at for about four minutes.
- [81:10]
John Holmberg
Not quite as bad. Sixth graders.
- [81:12]
Brett Vesely
A little. Are they sixth? Yeah. You can trust a room of sixth graders while you take a two and a half minute, five minutes. Yeah. What's the worst that can happen? You come back and a couple of them are dead. I knew I shouldn't have taken that leak. That's the wrong school.
- [81:24]
Toledo
You chose to teach at a couple of kids. Like we thought we heard falling water.
- [81:31]
Brett Vesely
Hey, the teacher's dick's out.
- [81:33]
Toledo
Check out the dragon.
- [81:34]
Brett Vesely
I think some sort of a kid alarm goes off on the good kids when an adult dick is out. I think I had that when I was young. Like when adult dick was out. I knew even if I didn't see it. Oh, I'm in a room and there's an adult dick somewhere out. I don't see it, but I can sense it. There's a disturbance in the force.
- [81:51]
John Holmberg
By the way, you've done a really good job at training your listeners. Like five texts in a row.
- [81:56]
Brett Vesely
Dong. Sup. Sup. Yeah, the dong money got him.
- [82:03]
Toledo
Did you say dong?
- [82:04]
Brett Vesely
But I do.
- [82:05]
Brady Bogan
I remember automobile.
- [82:06]
Brett Vesely
Like I knew when dicks were out. Huh? What? I had dictar. My. My dad would walk around the house sometimes in his room. Yeah, his dick was out, like just zipping from the shower to the. Whatever he's doing. And be honest. And I knew it. Like dark. You never saw your dad do that? I'm sorry.
- [82:27]
John Holmberg
Well, yeah, but I'm just thinking, Alex, like he saw it sometimes you just when he was little. I don't think since he's like been older than four, he's seen Mike.
- [82:38]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but it scars you as a kid.
- [82:39]
John Holmberg
I can see how it would.
- [82:41]
Brett Vesely
And you. Every dad does the shower with the kid. Teaching them how to shower when they're young. Awful. Just awful. I can still see the wrinkles.
- [82:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's awkward.
- [82:50]
Brett Vesely
That thing was. I was just right in front of my face. Hey, scrub your armpits first. Could you please just tape record the message? Give it to me later and I'll play it next time I stand. Just lift your arm up. You can lift your arms. Wash under here. Dad, it's hitting me. It's hitting me a lot.
- [83:14]
Toledo
There's a guy in China that showed up at the ER after getting his girlfriend's entire fist stuck in his mouth. They said it happened while they're filming a video for social media.
- [83:25]
Brett Vesely
Good.
- [83:26]
Toledo
There's a 10 second clip of him walking in. They're walking in together. Well, they kept filming gagging and drooling, trying not to laugh. It really got stuck in. The problem is his jaw locked.
- [83:39]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Couldn't.
- [83:41]
Toledo
What's up?
- [83:42]
Brett Vesely
Can you do it? You can. Your mouth is tiny. I can't either.
- [83:50]
Toledo
Well, and it's his girlfriend.
- [83:51]
Brady Bogan
No, I can't.
- [83:52]
Brett Vesely
I've never tried it. No? No.
- [83:54]
John Holmberg
And you've tried that for 15 years or more. You haven't been able to do it.
- [83:58]
Brett Vesely
Well, I've never been able to do it. You gotta have a huge mouth. What's up?
- [84:05]
Toledo
They slowly twist his girlfriend's wrist out.
- [84:08]
Brett Vesely
Can you get your fist in your mouth?
- [84:10]
Toledo
They basically gave him muscle relaxants and then relaxes.
- [84:14]
Brett Vesely
Relaxer relaxants.
- [84:16]
Toledo
Yeah, that's what they have. Muscle relaxants.
- [84:18]
Brett Vesely
No kidding. All right, I'll go with it.
- [84:20]
Toledo
And used a mouth opener. So gradually that his girlfriend. So they.
- [84:24]
Brett Vesely
What's a mouth opener?
- [84:26]
Toledo
I don't know, like a caliper thing that would open the.
- [84:29]
Brady Bogan
Help.
- [84:29]
Toledo
Open the mouth wider because your muscles are relaxed.
- [84:33]
Brett Vesely
It's an Asian guy.
- [84:35]
Toledo
Yeah. There he is.
- [84:37]
Brett Vesely
Is it? Wait.
- [84:46]
Brady Bogan
I was filming this, by the way.
- [84:53]
Toledo
Stop laughing, you dicks.
- [85:00]
Brett Vesely
I don't understand that.
- [85:01]
John Holmberg
He is way in there.
- [85:04]
Brett Vesely
I can't get enough of his friend with a girl's fist.
- [85:07]
Toledo
Chinese Lesley.
- [85:13]
Brett Vesely
Oh, how do you say that? What a jerk he was.
- [85:17]
John Holmberg
I gotta be honest. You walked in here with Ronnie's hand in your mouth, Brady.
- [85:22]
Brady Bogan
I'd have to go home because I wouldn't be able.
- [85:28]
Brett Vesely
He's going to the hospital, everybody. Cuz his wife punched him in the face and it stuck. I just want to see how I felt.
- [85:36]
John Holmberg
Kirby'd be here to translate for you.
- [85:38]
Brett Vesely
Daddy and Mommy were playing sex games and he said, the only place that fish goes is in my mouth.
- [85:46]
Toledo
And she did it pristine.
- [85:49]
Brett Vesely
You'd think your mouth could take it more than the other thing. So often we see that it's much easier to do the other thing. Oh, gross.
- [86:02]
Toledo
This dude in Russia had to go to the er. Had to check out the doctors at the nephrology department because he took a bet. Bet his friend he could do 2,000 squats. And because he did so many squats, it put so Much stress on his lower body. Kidney failure.
- [86:22]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God.
- [86:23]
Brady Bogan
Jesus.
- [86:24]
Brett Vesely
That's getting a little. That's working.
- [86:26]
Toledo
The hospital, they're able to recover, but they said, yeah, doing that much of that activity puts a lot of stress on your organs and it caused the kidneys to fail.
- [86:35]
Brett Vesely
Wow, that's too much.
- [86:41]
Toledo
A rare Apple One computer was up for sale and someone paid $375,000 for was. The Apple One was the first commuter computer sold by Apple. Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. There's a few that remain, but they all will get a high price. You can see a picture of it. Pretty basic. The other things that sold, man, were a couple of checks signed by Steve Jobs. One sold for $112,000. It's a check for $13.25.
- [87:20]
Brett Vesely
But what was it buying? He's buying University Arts. That's got the Apple computer company address up there handwritten. Oh, those checks. Those temp checks. Yeah, they temp checked it. Pretty cool.
- [87:36]
Toledo
A couple things going on right now. Dairy Queen. You can get 85 cent Blizzard for the next two weeks.
- [87:42]
Brady Bogan
I'm surprised this didn't lead the news.
- [87:44]
Brett Vesely
How in the world are you just now getting to that? And why are you still here?
- [87:48]
John Holmberg
Are they not open yet?
- [87:50]
Brett Vesely
Buddy, let's go. Get on my back and let's ride. I'm Ralphie, the friendly ghost. Friendliest ghost you know.
- [87:58]
John Holmberg
Does the g br want to have sex with you?
- [88:00]
Brett Vesely
No, it's not. Did you broad never want to have sex with me even when I was alive. But instead there's some lawyer at the Rah rah room that bangs ghosts and her husband Scott. I want to head on down there and be a fat ghost. She won't know.
- [88:14]
Toledo
And Fireball wishes.
- [88:15]
Brett Vesely
Tell that other girl you can feel ghost dick mine.
- [88:19]
Toledo
Go ahead.
- [88:19]
Brett Vesely
What'd you say about blizzards?
- [88:21]
Toledo
There's a confetti confetti cake Confetti cake blizzard right now available on the summer.
- [88:28]
Brett Vesely
85 cents. Yeah, buddy. Give me a dollar. Hold her up around. I don't have any earth money.
- [88:36]
Toledo
All right, let's go, Ralphie.
- [88:37]
Brett Vesely
I'm going see it to the dq.
- [88:43]
Toledo
And Fireball Whiskey is giving out lifetime supplies of their Fireball whiskey to people that are at least 90 years old. They claim they're doing it because Fireball is oddly popular with the older demographic. Anyone born in 1935 or earlier can sign up at lifetime supply of Fireball.com.
- [89:08]
Brady Bogan
Now they know you ain't gonna be around long anyway.
- [89:10]
Toledo
It's a lot of Fireball you can sign up for that person. They can't use the computer. Don't know how.
- [89:17]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, they're too dumb to do that.
- [89:23]
Toledo
15 winners. Deadline is March 31, and you're not really getting a lifetime.
- [89:31]
Brett Vesely
Well, be realistic about what a lifetime supply is.
- [89:34]
Toledo
Maybe give you a check for 2400 bucks.
- [89:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but your lifetime ain't that long if you're born in 30s.
- [89:39]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, right.
- [89:40]
Brady Bogan
Make it sound like it's all great, doing a good job.
- [89:43]
Toledo
So grandma or papa will get a $2400 check.
- [89:48]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. If you're born in the third and you're 90 and you still want tons of fiber, that's pretty funny.
- [89:53]
Toledo
So you submit a picture of them and you explain why they deserve to win.
- [89:58]
Brett Vesely
Because they're on their last legs and they've never had Fireball. I've got a lady that could enter that. My friend Paula. She's. Get her in 90s. She's awesome. And her husband was a. He repped alcohol for the Los Angeles area. He used to be a distributor. They're perfect. I got a picture over my phone. I'll send it over. This is great. Paula's gonna get herself a lifetime supply. Fireball. And she won't know what to do with it. I'll find something for her.
- [90:32]
Toledo
I got a couple of radio videos. First one's a lucky kid that got pulled up on stage at a concert.
- [90:42]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [90:43]
John Holmberg
Oh, Kendrick tomorrow.
- [90:44]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [90:45]
Brett Vesely
Oh, with Kendrick and his flare jeans.
- [90:51]
Toledo
I didn't catch that, man. Did you film this?
- [90:54]
Brett Vesely
No kidding. Did you film this?
- [90:55]
Toledo
Here? It was. It was.
- [90:59]
Brett Vesely
Stop acting like we can continue this. I'll do the play by play. Here he is. Here he is. That's all you're saying? Come on. The. The worst part is the first line. Is it, I want to earn all her friends. There's some little boy on there. It's the Casper talk all over again. Basically throwing up all over. The Kendrick Lamar thing for jumping around. Kendrick is holding him tightly and dancing with the dance. Yeah, yeah. And walking. Yeah. And Kendrick seems to enjoy this. And then the kid bounces around a little bit and then pukes. Pukes all over. I didn't take a risk with the Kendrick song. Bam. Get off the stage. They're like, get off stage. Is he drunk? It may not be a kid. It might just be a small Irishman that could be throwing up all. There's no m. No, there's. He's in a soccer thing. And Kendrick walked right through his puke. All right. I'd go to that show.
- [91:53]
Brady Bogan
Brady Will be going.
- [91:54]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's right. You have to go to that. I forgot. Maybe they'll get you up there like this. Weird cancer kid. Hey.
- [92:00]
Brady Bogan
Bouncing around, spitting up confetti blizzard all over the place.
- [92:04]
Brett Vesely
Too much confetti blizzard. Sorry about your stage.
- [92:07]
Toledo
KL Be colorful.
- [92:11]
Brett Vesely
Hey, man, you up my. Sorry about that.
- [92:15]
Toledo
The language.
- [92:16]
Brett Vesely
Hey, you just learned something. My limit is three blizzards in an hour. No dancing. They not like us.
- [92:25]
Toledo
Quit acting like a sheriff.
- [92:27]
Brett Vesely
Hey, I want in on this. Put this in. Hey, Minor, I saw you at the Super Bowl.
- [92:39]
Toledo
Next one's a little firework.
- [92:41]
John Holmberg
More room for new blizzard.
- [92:45]
Brett Vesely
What is this?
- [92:48]
Toledo
The mortar in the tube.
- [92:50]
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's leaning right over the top of some sort of a mortar thing. Fireworks. And when she's backing up, she doesn't know it's gonna go right up her ass.
- [92:59]
Toledo
She stepped over it, still walking away.
- [93:02]
Brett Vesely
And it went directly into her honeyhol.
- [93:04]
Toledo
Check the undercarriage. Help her out of here.
- [93:07]
Brett Vesely
It shot her directly in the baby hole.
- [93:12]
Brady Bogan
I don't think it. I don't think it penetrated.
- [93:13]
Brett Vesely
Look at.
- [93:14]
Brady Bogan
There's no.
- [93:15]
Brett Vesely
A new. That's full vagina. Yeah, she takes.
- [93:19]
Brady Bogan
Concentrate those thighs.
- [93:20]
Brett Vesely
Look at that. Takes a step over it when it goes off. Oh, that's the hooey. Yeah, that's. That's hitting the baby carrot.
- [93:28]
Toledo
That's some seared tuna.
- [93:29]
Brett Vesely
Okay, that's enough.
- [93:33]
Toledo
Okay, last one.
- [93:35]
Brett Vesely
Jesus Christ. Your tuna blizzards are a buck 15. Some serious stupid's having the time of his life today.
- [93:49]
Toledo
Last one's another bull video. Raging bull. This guy's doing a little picador.
- [93:57]
Brett Vesely
What does that mean?
- [93:57]
Toledo
He's got the two little picks.
- [93:59]
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's. He is being the pick.
- [94:00]
Toledo
Yeah. Boom. He scores on that one.
- [94:03]
Brett Vesely
Gets one into the. And then another bull shows up. There's multiple bulls in this ring. He jams two of the swords into one, and then. Oh, this one horns right through the rib cage on the side that he's shanked. He is hanging on the bull's horn in slow motion on LA bull Nasil Saifa. Oh, my God, that's. That horn went all the way in. First try.
- [94:25]
John Holmberg
We get it after. Oh, pretty.
- [94:29]
Brett Vesely
They win. I like when the bulls win. Well, that's a good stab, though. And then he's laughing and they. Oh, this other bull. That's. That's a good foot of horn.
- [94:37]
Toledo
Oh, right through.
- [94:38]
Brett Vesely
Right into the side of his roll.
- [94:40]
Brady Bogan
The other bull's like, f. Run and find out, bro.
- [94:44]
John Holmberg
I might have gotten his heart.
- [94:45]
Brett Vesely
That was deep all the way through. And to That I say good. I like when the bulls win. Yeah. Not the basketball team so much. Don't care. But you want to mess around and start stabbing animals and they got a chance to stab you back. I'm rooting for them. They don't even know they're in a fight. You're the only one that knows it's a fight. All right, Bert, what do you got? All right.
- [95:13]
Brady Bogan
Start off with a little. I don't know if this is a job site or what. It doesn't. I can't tell, but it's in a. You know, it's one of the cruddy countries.
- [95:20]
Brett Vesely
Yes. Massive stairc.
- [95:21]
Brady Bogan
This.
- [95:21]
Brett Vesely
Right. Is that a staircase? Yeah. And then we're at the. Oh, this person going down this cruddy staircase. Looks like we're in Gaza. This thing's been destroyed. Wander down middle of about 80 stairs, and here comes. Well, for no reason at all, there's a pickup truck backing up down the staircase, and that's the end of that.
- [95:37]
Brady Bogan
I told you to put the E brake on.
- [95:38]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. When you're parked on top of the stair, that's like the Exorcist staircase. Yeah, that is. Okay.
- [95:44]
Brady Bogan
My friend Chad sent me this.
- [95:45]
Brett Vesely
And Crandall also sent me this helicopter landing. It's putting itself down there since the dirt. There's a guy filming it. Another guy filming it. I. Walking towards the helicopter. Oh, no. Wow. That's why they did that in mash.
- [96:05]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [96:05]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. Oh, God. Brett, these are getting out of hand now.
- [96:11]
Brady Bogan
This one's not so bad. It's misjudging here, but.
- [96:14]
Brett Vesely
All right, we got a. One of those human cannons.
- [96:16]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [96:17]
Brett Vesely
Somebody in a rocket. They shoot the human cannonball across the thing, and they miss the net. Okay, I'm sorry. And then people keep cussing. Yeah. Guy just missed the net after the get shot out of the cannon. And then people started cussing. Wow.
- [96:33]
Brady Bogan
Let's get to the fun stuff.
- [96:34]
Brett Vesely
That one wasn't bad. He kind of hit the corner of the net. Saved him. Otherwise, just gonna land in that. That parking lot of that grocery store.
- [96:40]
Toledo
That one last week.
- [96:43]
Brady Bogan
Okay. You didn't skip this one, though, right?
- [96:46]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. There's a.
- [96:47]
Brady Bogan
Here's going shopping for tennis rackets at Walmart, Brady.
- [96:50]
Brett Vesely
Cute girl. Walmart. She's got a skirt. She's lifting her skirt up. Is that a ping pong paddle? She's got a ping pong paddle. She's licking her finger spray. She's getting things ready. Now she's got the handle of the ping pong Paddle that someone will eventually buy. And it's being inserted into her next to the mop. She's got the mop bucket from one of the employees. And she said, pickleball. That's not a big one. Ping pong paddle in her handle, in the ping pong paddle. And then she puts it back.
- [97:25]
John Holmberg
Oh, good. She's wearing a mask.
- [97:26]
Brett Vesely
She's wearing a mask, though, for safety. And there's her ass, which is fantastic.
- [97:29]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [97:29]
Brett Vesely
Not bad. Wow. What raised that.
- [97:34]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And then we'll just end. We'll just end here because I know she's really pretty.
- [97:37]
Brett Vesely
And then she does that with her days.
- [97:40]
Brady Bogan
We'll just end with this one.
- [97:42]
Brett Vesely
Made me want to play ping pong. Oh, what's. What does this. You might be curious about the diameter of my prolapse. Oh, no. What it might look like.
- [97:54]
Toledo
I am not.
- [97:55]
Brett Vesely
So let's take this. No, just show.
- [97:57]
Toledo
Oh, there's a bunch of Spell out.
- [98:04]
Brett Vesely
She starts hitting it.
- [98:06]
John Holmberg
Her screen name. Prolapse.
- [98:08]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, her name, if you're curious. On Instagram.
- [98:12]
Toledo
So proud.
- [98:13]
Brett Vesely
I'm gonna give it, like, a little hint of what it might look like. So let's take this. Okay. She just shows. Oh, I like the sound effects.
- [98:22]
Toledo
Party favor.
- [98:22]
Brett Vesely
My God. But her butthole. And then she has to smack it back. Oh, and then she licks her finger and sees unattractive and her butthole's out. Oh, man.
- [98:35]
Toledo
Are we ending there?
- [98:36]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [98:39]
Brady Bogan
Brady likes the prolapse video.
- [98:41]
Brett Vesely
You mean society. We're gonna end that.
- [98:43]
John Holmberg
She poops in and outhouse.
- [98:45]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah.
- [98:49]
Toledo
Speaking of things. Of how does it work?
- [98:52]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, I have no idea. That's the thing. Like, nowadays we've seen some, like, we watch those.
- [98:56]
Brady Bogan
Don't want to know how it works.
- [98:57]
Brett Vesely
We've watched those videos so often. We've seen, like, buttholes fall out and stuff like that. That like, hundreds of times. Imagine being in the early 1900s and that happens to you. You have no idea. You've got to feel like I'm the only person that this has ever happened to. My inside butthole is on the outside now. And you. You stuff it back in and you never tell anyone.
- [99:17]
John Holmberg
Inside butthole.
- [99:19]
Brett Vesely
This one. You film it. You're putting it on. You gotta name the prolapse. Like, you. Like, it's normal now, but I guarantee Even in the 70s, if your butthole fell out, you wouldn't. You'd be like, oh, my God. Yeah, I'm the only person this has ever happened.
- [99:32]
Toledo
Jebediah pushed the plow too hard.
- [99:37]
Brett Vesely
What is That I don't know. I'm going in for a minute and then you just. What happened? I don't know. I strained something.
- [99:42]
John Holmberg
I didn't burlap, too, so that couldn't feel good.
- [99:44]
Brett Vesely
That had to be Sandy. We can admit that our ancestors. Buttholes were a lot tougher than ours. We're soft back there.
- [99:51]
Toledo
It had to have been.
- [99:52]
Brett Vesely
I don't know. Maybe not. We do stuff to our buttholes now that they would have never done. Gun.
- [99:56]
Toledo
Oh, I'm collecting the older. Oh, they were stronger.
- [100:00]
Brett Vesely
They weren't throwing that.
- [100:01]
Toledo
They weren't. I don't think they're doing it as much.
- [100:04]
Brett Vesely
What do you mean?
- [100:04]
Toledo
I don't think they're going for large.
- [100:06]
Brett Vesely
Objects in their butts.
- [100:08]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [100:08]
Brett Vesely
Why not?
- [100:09]
Toledo
I don't know. I.
- [100:10]
John Holmberg
You just want to.
- [100:11]
Brett Vesely
You just have a hard time believing.
- [100:13]
Toledo
I mean, they did have some options.
- [100:15]
Brett Vesely
They were dirtier than anybody. They had.
- [100:16]
Toledo
They just were stronger. What had stronger butts?
- [100:21]
Brett Vesely
You think so they could take more punishment. I'd say today's butthole takes more punishment than the olden days. Guaranteed. There's more. Yeah. They didn't have. They had to. Maybe it was a little bit more tolerant of, like, tree bark, but I think buttholes today are more resilient than ever.
- [100:39]
John Holmberg
Tolerant of tree.
- [100:40]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Well, because that's the only. They didn't make toys for buttholes back then. Everybody was pretending it wasn't a thing.
- [100:45]
John Holmberg
I think the whittler could have gotten a little of that bark off of there, though.
- [100:48]
Brett Vesely
Well, you. Some of that and then sand it down. Yeah. Or like a smooth river rock. Are you looking that up on your phone?
- [100:56]
Toledo
Just asking one. I'm just asking a simple question. When was the first prolapse?
- [101:01]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, because that'll be cattle.
- [101:03]
Brett Vesely
Come on. Hey, I just got that down.
- [101:05]
Toledo
April 18th in 1641, 2000 BC, uterine prolapse in Egypt. That was recorded on first one.
- [101:17]
Brett Vesely
But still after that, up until, like, 2014, no one ever mentioned it again. No one. Now it's on tv. Is your vagina falling out again? Do you need a mesh? I'm like, how many times does it fall out? You've already got. When they say mesh failure, that means it's happened before, you got it fixed, and now that you're expecting it to happen again, it's like the worst beaver dam of all time. No pun intended.
- [101:41]
Toledo
I'm not even going to read the one line because what does it say?
- [101:43]
Brady Bogan
No, go ahead.
- [101:44]
Brett Vesely
You looked it up.
- [101:44]
Toledo
This happened tonight.
- [101:45]
Brett Vesely
Really?
- [101:46]
John Holmberg
Seared tuna. Man.
- [101:47]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [101:47]
Toledo
In 98 BC, Ceranus of Rome described the removal of a prolapse uterus when it became black. No, that doesn't have soreness is his name.
- [102:01]
Brett Vesely
We didn't get it the first time.
- [102:04]
Brady Bogan
Come on, Toledo.
- [102:05]
Brett Vesely
And now he's trying to spell it like we didn't understand his terrible joke. We're done. No, no, you're done. Exactly. Joke. You were trying to make a joke. You're telling us it's no joke. Wow. Fact is right, that. That's no joke. Idiot.
- [102:21]
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna go see what Izzy's doing.
- [102:23]
Brett Vesely
I'll be in with you. Hey, Izzy. Did you hear about Sorenus and Mike Schmidt?
- [102:28]
Toledo
Serenus of Rome?
- [102:31]
Brett Vesely
My boy Schmidt. He's my frat brother. Call him up.
- [102:37]
Toledo
No, I don't want to bother him.
- [102:39]
Brett Vesely
That would be impossible anyway. Is he go to the meetings for Ohio University? Fraternity meetings?
- [102:47]
Toledo
He has, but not. It's been a while.
- [102:50]
Brett Vesely
Do you. You go out?
- [102:52]
Toledo
I've gone once.
- [102:53]
Brett Vesely
Really?
- [102:54]
Toledo
To a alumni convention.
- [102:57]
Brett Vesely
You just kind of stand around and a room full of dudes.
- [103:00]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [103:01]
Brett Vesely
Sounds a little gay.
- [103:02]
John Holmberg
John, from now on, instead of telling Brady to take a lap, can you just fade up the don't stop believing sounds?
- [103:07]
Toledo
Yeah, we'll just.
- [103:09]
Brett Vesely
Okay, yeah, we'll just. We'll just. We'll end him Soprano style. That'll be enough of that. There you go. That's your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD. Goldberg's Morning Sickness. 98 KUPD. All right, Scott Smack. Everybody floating through. Just found a body in the canal. Just watching the news update. Brett, was the last time you were over on 32nd street and Roosevelt? Or actually Indian Trail and Garland? Yeah, it's 32nd street in Roosevelt.
- [103:49]
Brady Bogan
Don't remember. I know what you're talking about. I've been nowhere near there.
- [103:54]
Brett Vesely
Said the body was beyond resuscitative. What happens? Yeah, It'll happen. It's kind of hot outside. People want to cool off.
- [104:01]
Toledo
No carpet?
- [104:02]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, there's no. There's just the body floating by. I. You know what's weird? I ride that canal sometime. I did it Sunday. And I ride all the way down that canal, and I am gonna find one. Is I. I.
- [104:15]
Brady Bogan
You want to.
- [104:15]
Brett Vesely
That's the difference. Dying to find a body in the canal. And I don't know why I look in there. I stare down at that like that's all there is to do. Like I. I can't help it. Keep riding. And I. And I ride you Do I would. I would immediately. Like. It was like. It's like an Easter keg. No, I'd be thrilled.
- [104:33]
Brady Bogan
Now keep riding.
- [104:35]
Brett Vesely
No way. 23andMe doesn't have my DNA. I can't get blamed for it, but I would definitely point it out. And especially when I ride by the Arizona falls, which, by the way, is a tourist attraction, if you don't know about it. On Indian school thereabouts about 56th street, maybe a little further over there's the canal. And they built this contraption to make a little waterfall.
- [104:56]
Toledo
It's like a lock.
- [104:58]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [104:58]
Toledo
For flatboats back in the pioneer days.
- [105:00]
Brett Vesely
It looks mechanical and almost, you know, utilitarian. And you ride by. And the last few times I've gone by there, I've noticed that. And this is how you know it's a tourist attraction. Asian families are there, like, loads of them. So it's on. It's. I don't know what's on. And we're in spring and spring training and all that. And Shohei Ohtani has definitely boosted the Asian population. I was at a Dodgers game. I'm like, my. My God, Flying all the way over here. And when that dude leaves, they all leave. Have you been to a Dodger game in spring?
- [105:30]
Brady Bogan
Not yet.
- [105:31]
Brett Vesely
Not when sh. Done.
- [105:32]
Brady Bogan
He's been there.
- [105:32]
Brett Vesely
It's it. All the Asians leave. They're there for that. They would see Shohei and the other guy, Yakimato or whatever, the pitcher that's. But he starts and he. In spring, he's not gonna play much. Shohei got his bag, and they'll do that in spring. And he just walks off the field. Out there at the parking was Glendale.
- [105:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [105:53]
Brett Vesely
And I mean, it was. It was like he told them all to rise. It was like white walkers, only yellow walkers, they just all got up and left with him. Like, I think they'll have the same plane to catch at. Shohei leaves, the Dodgers don't matter. It was amazing to watch anyway. But I'm by these Arizona falls and I'm riding my bike by, and I see, like, a family of three small kids and the two adults, and they're walking up cameras, phones, all that. So somewhere out there on some list of things to do in Phoenix, standing by this weird canal waterfall project is something. And let me tell you right now, engineering marvel. It ain't. I don't think it is. I'm an idiot. And I think I might figure that out. I think I'm stupid. And if you gave me enough time, I could draw what that is. And make the same exact thing happen. I don't know if it's. I don't know what they're doing with it. But it's now people show up and they walk around on it, take pictures, and I'm like, this looks like a water treatment plant to me. This doesn't look. We tried years ago to do a barrel down that thing. Like, see if I could ride in it. And then do a barrel like a waterfall. Because they made such a big deal out of it being the Arizona Falls. And then when you see it, you're like, it might be 22ft if that from top to bottom. And you stop once. It's like layered, like stairs. It's okay.
- [107:09]
Toledo
You still see the falls at all at Tempe Town. Lakers that completely blacked. It used to be, you know, they put the bladder in there.
- [107:16]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. No, they don't. When it rolls over the edge. No, that's only for like runoff. Yeah, that's not actually a falls. This is legitimate. This is like on purpose. And so what a disappointment that would be to come all the way out here and go, oh, I understand. This is a tourist attraction. Then you go there and you're like, this sucks.
- [107:33]
Toledo
The natives made this.
- [107:35]
Brett Vesely
No, they didn't. And they got like pictures of it and explanations. And I think the canal itself is more of a marvel than this, that thing. And then on the other side of it, I think it is 60 something street on the other side. There's always a couple of guys just fishing in chairs. It takes away any mystique that that may have it. But I always look for dead bodies and they bunch up. That's where I look most, Brett, is where the. The grates are, where the canal leads to. And you see all the trash. And I'm like, man, one of these days. But I'm. I look for it. They found it. Got one of those. Morning. 30, 32nd street in Roosevelt. 13th Street. Roosevelt. I wouldn't ride that canal. That's the. That's the Grand Canal. That's down south that leads you to. And then when you have that one tunnel you come out of on the canal up by. It's. It ends up going past Metro Center. Metro. But before that along the blade. Everything's just fine. And then you go through one tunnel and everything smells like Mexican food and strange stuff and all the signs are different. Different. And it's one street. You go under a street into a little tunnel and come out and it's like being. It's. You're on Hatcher and 7th street and the whole world's different.
- [108:45]
Toledo
Next thing you know, you're Snake Plissken.
- [108:47]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's. You've gone back in time, you're in a different country for a second. One of these days, as often as I ride that bike, one of these days I'll be lucky enough to, to be with Troy Hayden and talking about that. Troy's a good dude. I went to the Suns game with him last night. We had a lot of Fun on Channel 12's Troy Hayden. Now I've got TVs Troy Hayden and TVs Doug Hopkins. I need more TVs, people. It's good.
- [109:12]
Brady Bogan
We'll send Passmore your way.
- [109:14]
Brett Vesely
No, that's right, we'll skip that one. Also, there's a guy who just got. This is a good story and I don't want to put shame on him. He could be one of the shame people. But it's in Jerome and Clarkdale. They caught this dude. They finally had him. They, they've had him on film and they, they, you know, that's a good thing about living in a small town. You know who the weirdos are. So when somebody reports something, there's always one guy going, we know he. That guy did it. Like, you immediately have a suspect. You're just waiting for the event. You have suspects before the bad news.
- [109:45]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [109:45]
Brett Vesely
Because you're like, this is a small town. That guy's going to. If anything bad happens, he did it. Or at least question him. Well, they had that. So a guy was filming girls in a elementary school restroom and then it got too much for him, so he tried to nab one and then they lost their minds and stuff and so we ran off. They had video and they finally, they got the suspect, but he was filming them in the restroom. And on the heels of another story the day before where they found cameras in some insurance agents bathroom in. It was like Grand Rapids or something. I don't know. I, I don't understand.
- [110:20]
Toledo
It sounds like the guy was in the bathroom filming.
- [110:23]
Brett Vesely
He was, he was in there and then he busts out and he tries to nab one of the girls and they, you know, they have him on film running away.
- [110:31]
Toledo
That was Ted.
- [110:32]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Somebody was filming our girls at the. Oh yeah, we know who that is. That's the. Every small town has like a sling blade. That's the guy. But he was at Clarkdale Jerome School, which serves children in kindergarten through the eighth grade. And he was reported by a witness to have been filming inside the Girls restroom just outside the soccer field. A group of girls entered the room. He grabbed one of them by the arm and tried to get him. She was able to get away. And then he just took off. He scaled the fence and ran away into the woods. And then they said they. They were kept inside until the end of the day, waiting. And then they finally nabbed the guy Monday evening. It's just. I don't get that. I don't. I don't understand. I'll never understand. I mean, that dude's just bad all the way around. Burn him up. There's no coming back from this again. You don't get rehabbed from that. That I don't think. I don't think you can come out of that better someday. You just don't.
- [111:22]
Toledo
You know what? I'm not going to do it anymore.
- [111:24]
Brett Vesely
Right. No redemption. Thank God that I don't. No redemption. Yeah, that was a phase I was going through. No redemption for that. But the cameras in the bathroom. Look, if there's anybody out there who wants that, don't risk jail time. I'll do it. Send me some money, and I'll poop and pee in a bathroom for you if that's what gets you going. Look at that. Yeah, I'm. I don't know why you'd want to see that. I don't know why that's even something you'd risk. Is it the risk? Is it the act? I know girls in the bathroom have had to deal with this forever with, you know, dudes hanging cameras into the vents or putting them over the top of the thing to film you pee. I don't get it. I'll do it for you. In fact, email me and say, hey, I like that. Dress up like a woman. I'll do that, too. I'll put Asian stuff on if you want to go that way. I'll take my eyes down. I'll. Well, I'll even do other races just to keep you down. Yeah, Because I'm a man of the people, Brett. I don't want this guy. I don't want a guy to have to sneak around in the shadows watching people pee and then have those poor people have to deal with it. I'll volunteer. I'm like, jesus, I'll volunteer and take the. And take this burden on, because I poop and pee all the time, and if I can make a couple bucks doing it and there's some perverts out there, go, all right. Dress up like Winona Ryder and take a leak. I'm like, Okay.
- [112:47]
Toledo
I get paid three times a day.
- [112:49]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah. For dumps. I'll even pretend. Make all the right noises. I just. Yeah. I don't understand why you would. I. I. Cameras and bathrooms don't make sense to me. I don't find any of that sexy. But don't risk. Email me homeburg9kupd.com I'll do it for you. It's gross. It's not going to be fun. But to me, evidently, you get the best out of it. But if you're a weirdo and you're thinking about putting cameras in a bathroom, leave it to me. I'll put one in my office so it's even weirder. I'll forget. And I'll give you a direct line. You just get in there, you pay me a fee for and you watch me occasionally. Poop and pee and farmers blow. Like, that's what I do in there.
- [113:33]
Toledo
You just set up your just doing only fans.
- [113:36]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah. I suppose that opens it up to too many. This one. Would you dress up like alf? Yes, I'll do whatever. Now you're going to provide the costumes, though. Like, if you want me to dress up like alf. I'm not going to go out and spend money on an alf costume just for one hit. That's expensive. And if that's what you need, then I'm going to need a couple grand out of this. I'll get the good movie quality alf. I'm not going down with the plastics. I'll have a movie quality alf cost. I'll wander into the bathroom, hey, willie. And then I'll pee all over the place. And then you'll be like, oh, that's my dream. And weirdo. I'll do that for you. I don't understand it. We got to put a stop to it. There has to be people like me who don't care about that stuff, who are willing to, you know, be the jesus of this and keep these people away from normals. Dress up like Gary coleman and going, okay, I'll do it. Just don't say my name. And when you. And you're not going to show anybody this video. That would be even hilarious. It would be even funnier years from now. Former radio personality for no reason at all, caught on hidden camera in blackface, pooping, like, why would I do that?
- [114:45]
Brady Bogan
I'd click on that.
- [114:46]
Brett Vesely
I'd click on that, too. John humbert, formerly of cupd, was in blackface taking a poop and saying, what you talking about, Willis? I'll do it. I have no issue with that. That doesn't bother me. If you want to watch me pee, you're the weirdest, completely strange person. And I'll have a little costumes and I'll put on costumes and watch.
- [115:07]
Toledo
Have you seen OJ on the toilet yet? Unbelievable.
- [115:12]
Brett Vesely
I'm gonna name that one Nicole. And this one Use Ron. Anyway, that's all I'm talking about. I'm just saying. And then some guy at home just whacking off to me being OJ Pooping. I'll do it.
- [115:27]
Toledo
It.
- [115:28]
Brett Vesely
Celebrity impressions. Taking dumps for the perverts out there. If it keeps you away from the kids, what a service I'd provide. And another, like, you know, if you knew a guy's like, I got to get these cameras into that girl's bathroom. It's like, no, no, no. You don't have to do that anymore. Holmberg will do it for you. I don't have much money. He's not charging a ton. If you need a costume, you got to buy him a costume. Throw in a tip. I'll work for tips. I'm like a guy who does piano at a lounge. I just don't know if.
- [115:58]
Brady Bogan
The dog from Muppet Movie.
- [116:00]
Brett Vesely
I'll dress up as Ralph the dog. Scoot around on the floor. Whatever. This has to end. We get. How many times a year do you hear the cameras in the bathroom stories? Too many. We need a guy. I'll be that guy. This one says you actually poop at work. I thought you didn't because you need a shower to clean up. I will not poop at work. I'll pretend I don't poop anywhere but at home. So I'd have to set up cameras there, too. And I would just get a bedroom there. And then I got to take a shower immediately after because that's what a decent human being does. So. Yeah, but at work, I'll set up a camera there. Yeah, quit. Quit making. I'm going to do something. A very specialized set of skills. Poo, poo and pee pee for you. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
- [116:48]
Toledo
Want milk. Milk.
- [116:51]
Brett Vesely
You think you do that? I'm Liam Neeson and milk, milk, lemonade. And around the corner, fudge is made. Oh, a crap has been taken. Yeah, I'll do all that for you. Be like, ha, there's this guy who does this stuff over there, and I'll have to get Annie, my makeup lady for TV and all that, and I'll have her do stuff, so just stop It. If you want to put cameras in a bathroom. Stop it. Just stop it. And now this guy do Donald Trump pooping and talking about how it's the best poop ever.
- [117:27]
Brady Bogan
Okay, your requests now.
- [117:29]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Do it all. I'm telling you, this is a. There's an industry in this.
- [117:34]
Brady Bogan
You got to pay up, though, first, pal. I mean, we're not just giving for nothing.
- [117:40]
Brett Vesely
What are the greatest craps of all time? Surprise. No one's ever. I really like this one. Come out a little. It's like. It's a hammerhead. I love it.
- [117:47]
Toledo
Steam.
- [117:48]
Brett Vesely
This one's very hot. Very hot. I like to. You know what I like to do, Brady? I'll talk to you while I'm doing it. Brady. Well, I'm in there. I like to. I like to put ice in the water. Yeah, I really like to ice the water down. I like to get in there and ice it up. And then when the turd hits, steam. Really a big one today. That's one of the greater ones. I call that one Putin because I own it. I'll do this for you. A presidential dump. Yeah. I just don't understand. I said it would be even better. It's gonna go full circle the day Brett comes across a video view for Brett's videos.
- [118:26]
Brady Bogan
Oh, man.
- [118:27]
Brett Vesely
It's some Jew, some jerk pooping dressed up as Trump. A big presidential throne and the king on the throne. That's nice. Anyway, just stop filming people. That's all I'm asking. And in Clarkdale, Jerome, if you're up there filming kids, they knew you were going to do something bad to begin with. You weren't normal in that community in the first place. If you're the weirdo and show low, or if you're the weirdo in Payson, how bad does that have to get? Oh, they're all nuts. There you go. Stop it. If you need somebody to watch poop, I'm your guy. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98 K U PD before we move on to anything else, fun fact. We'll do this. Yesterday on the what would Brady do? We had the guy who emailed and said that. Remember Dan? Dan the dancing man? That looked like Brock Lesnar was gonna go to Kelsey Ballerini tonight with his. With his wife. And the guy's like, hey, my wife's going with a co worker or something like that. And it's Dan. Dan the dancing man. And they country line dance. They're teaching each Other to do that. And all of us kind of said, brett, I believe you said that they're banging, right? They're banging. But also, he. The guy doesn't want to go because he doesn't like country music. So that's the bigger thing, you know, Again, much rather have people hosing abroad than find her. She. She better be in a room hiding country music. If she's out and out banging some guy in the car or something, I'd find that. I'd be like, oh, I can't believe this is happening. You. If I catch you listening to country music, it's over. Like, I. I don't want to wander around on this planet having people think I make sex with the special people with the Asperger's crowd, the low IQ dummies. Kelsey ballerina was at the rah rah room last night eating dinner. There was Ben. And I'm like, I don't even know. You could have told me, Come and find Kelsey ballerina and be like, dan.
- [120:28]
Brady Bogan
Dan the dancing machine there, too. Dan.
- [120:29]
Brett Vesely
Dan the dance man was not there. But he. So, Dan. Dan the dancing man. This is what the guy says. He says, quick update. My wife and I are actually going to go to Kelsey Ballerini tonight, and Dan can't go. Or so I thought. My wife told him that I wanted to go and they needed the ticket back, and he got a little uppity about it, and he said, no, See, then my wife talked to him, bought the guy a ticket, and we're all going to have dinner before. I suppose it's a decent compromise.
- [120:57]
Brady Bogan
It's a trap.
- [120:58]
Brett Vesely
You think?
- [120:59]
Toledo
Enjoy the show.
- [121:00]
Brett Vesely
Now, hold on.
- [121:01]
Brady Bogan
He's getting her.
- [121:02]
John Holmberg
You.
- [121:02]
Brady Bogan
He's. He's. She's getting him. Used to Dan. Dan the dancer.
- [121:05]
Brett Vesely
Why. Why would you have.
- [121:07]
Brady Bogan
Not as many questions.
- [121:08]
Brett Vesely
Comfort. I see what you're doing, Brett.
- [121:10]
Brady Bogan
Oh, pretty slick.
- [121:12]
Brett Vesely
You know him. Yeah, okay. I see that. Also, though, let's go from the perspective of being Dan, Dan the dancing man and give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's not boning this guy's wife. We all think he was gay as well, dancing to country music like crazy. And. And. And you gave him a ticket and then you pulled it back.
- [121:33]
Brady Bogan
But why would you.
- [121:35]
Toledo
So is he, you know, buying him a ticket?
- [121:38]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but you can't do that. Like, if I gave you two a ticket to a game and today we're gonna go, and then I'm like, oh, Brett wants to go. Give it back. You'd be like, what a dick.
- [121:48]
Toledo
My wife. My wife all of a sudden wants to go. Now I would like. I give it like, hey, you invited me to whatever. Son's game.
- [121:56]
Brett Vesely
Sure. It's like, Megan.
- [121:57]
Toledo
Yeah, okay. All right.
- [121:59]
Brett Vesely
But if.
- [121:59]
Toledo
I understand.
- [122:01]
Brett Vesely
I understand that. But if it's like last minute and Suns games are different because there'll be another one in a day or two. This. This girl comes to town once and you're like, you know, yeah, I was going to that. I plan on going, and now I gotta buy tickets somewhere else. I'm like, thanks. I. You kind of do screw somebody. I'm not saying you wouldn't give it back.
- [122:18]
Toledo
You gave me that Steel Panther ticket. Now you want it back.
- [122:21]
Brett Vesely
Gave me a ticket. It is giving. It's. What do they call it? Indian giving. Yes. I don't think you're allowed to call it that anymore. Guardian giving. Indigenous indigenous peoples giving. Yeah. Sounds like a holiday. It's right. We take that Thursday off every November as the indigenous peoples giving. But it is a little bit of a cruddy move. I don't want to go. I don't know. And now you're threatened by him, so you look a little bit more like a puss.
- [122:46]
Toledo
You feel dumb. You're like. I mean, basically you're making that statement that I don't, you know, I don't trust this guy going with you. In a way, you'd feel that because you don't. That's the only reason why he's going.
- [123:01]
Brett Vesely
Right? His name's Robbie.
- [123:03]
Toledo
The only reason he's going is to take that other ticket. Like, I'm not. I don't want you going with another guy.
- [123:08]
Brett Vesely
But you did until it was Dan. Dan the dancing man. You didn't care who she went with until it was Dan. Dan the dancing man. It's like, okay, I don't like it. Take it back. Fact.
- [123:16]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [123:17]
Brady Bogan
Sanjay said Indian giving is okay to say. He.
- [123:19]
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's Indian. He's. Other incident. Okay, we'll call it other Indian giving. The further away Indian giving. Not you guys. You know them. But it is kind of a thing. Say, here's the ticket. No, my. My husband and she probably did it wrong. My husband doesn't want you to go. He thinks that there's something going on. So then she doesn't make him feel any better by saying, we'll just take you to dinner. We'll get you a ticket. Because I feel bad. I would feel bad pulling back on you. Like, give me that back. Yeah. You feel a little stupid. And if it's just dudes. It's different. But, you know, you got a coworker or something like that, or you're schmoozing a client, and then your husband or wife gets wind of it and looks over and goes, well, I'm intimidated by that person, so now I'll go. And also, you've made it clear you don't want to go.
- [124:04]
Toledo
But Dan, Dan the dancing machine, crying that you took my ticket away.
- [124:10]
Brett Vesely
It's a little bit of a puss.
- [124:11]
Toledo
And then that can be.
- [124:13]
Brett Vesely
So we're dealing with country music fans. Their children, they're dumb. He doesn't understand how it works. He just knows he had something taken out of his hand that he wanted. But Candy run. You think? Get away from her.
- [124:27]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
- [124:28]
Brett Vesely
Sean fills this text over Kelsey Cuckerini. I don't. I don't see it as a. I agree. I don't think it's cucking. Although Brett makes a good point. Maybe it is sort of a getting.
- [124:38]
Brady Bogan
That comfort area, you know, that comfort zone.
- [124:40]
Brett Vesely
Don't worry if Dan's over at the house.
- [124:42]
Brady Bogan
Oh, he's fine.
- [124:43]
Brett Vesely
If the neighbors see Dan. Dan the dancing man at the house. We were just practicing, and you know Dan.
- [124:49]
Toledo
She's positioning for a little rodeo three way.
- [124:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [124:55]
Brett Vesely
So take it from a swinger. Got a swinger listening. Take it from a swinger. Dancing man is banging that girl, and she's. She's grooming her husband to accept it. See, this guy says the same thing. Now you're gonna get Toledo cucked in your chair while Dan spins his wife around and grabs her ass. They're gonna dance together. Now that would be true. Like, you again.
- [125:19]
Toledo
That would be weird.
- [125:20]
Brett Vesely
I'm playing devil's advocate. Playing devil's advocate. You don't like country music. You don't want to do the country dancing. She and Dan. Dan the dancing man have been doing that. They were gonna go to the show together. Maybe they just like that. And now you're. Yeah, now you're gonna have to watch them dance because you don't participate. I think you going makes Robbie look worse than Dan. Like, now you're this weird. Yeah. You know, hovering. Strange dude.
- [125:46]
Toledo
Dan is earning bonus points for more. More.
- [125:50]
Brett Vesely
And maybe Dan didn't throw a fit. Maybe she said, ah, my. He wants to go now, and you can't, so I need my ticket back. And he's like, oh, totally disappointing. I really was looking forward to that. She's like, you know what? I'll buy you a ticket. I really wanted practice, so they've been working on some Kelsey Ballerini moves together.
- [126:05]
Brady Bogan
Meanwhile, this guy's paying for Dan Dan the man's ticket it.
- [126:09]
Brett Vesely
Yep.
- [126:09]
Brady Bogan
Again.
- [126:10]
Brett Vesely
Well, we assume because of, you know, misogyny that it is the woman doesn't have any money. Well, yeah, she's going into the account to buy Dan, but she might have a job where she can buy Dan Dan the dancing man a ticket either way. Thanks, Robbie, for the update. You're making a mistake.
- [126:29]
Brady Bogan
Hit the brakes, Dan. Dan. Find your own hose beast.
- [126:34]
Brett Vesely
There'll be plenty of them there. There's so many. Think of this. If Dan Dan the dancing man's listening, you're going to a country music show tonight. So many dumb people in there. If you have half your wits about, you'll pull one out of that crowd. They're all. So he don't want to pick.
- [126:50]
Brady Bogan
He don't want to piss off his squeeze that he's already got.
- [126:53]
Brett Vesely
That's right. He's got his eyes on one. He doesn't have his eyes on anything else. Brett's making a good point there, Dan.
- [126:59]
Toledo
Dan got someone to cover his shift to Texas.
- [127:02]
Brett Vesely
That could be. That could be.
- [127:06]
Brady Bogan
I made enough gravy to get us through the weekend.
- [127:07]
Brett Vesely
Don't worry now. And what if Brady's right? Then, you know, history is our guide. Robbie's gonna get als. Yeah, that's the way it works for Matt. Als and that. Oh, you guys have to. You know, we need to have, like, a little thing for people to listen and understand our past and our present. Als. Matt wife was getting cooking lessons from one of the guys over there at Texas Grill. And also how to eat things because she had a mouthful in a picture. Either way, probably not the best idea to have that dynamic going on. But the three enjoyed dinner and terrible country music.
- [127:42]
Brady Bogan
Can't wait to hear about this one.
- [127:43]
Toledo
Worst night.
- [127:44]
Brett Vesely
Oh, that is. That is my worst night ever. That is what?
- [127:49]
Brady Bogan
Dan Dan or the country music?
- [127:50]
Brett Vesely
I'd rather go to a 311 show than a country show for sure. And. And. And you know, my saying 911 is better than 3 11. I would rather go to that than I would a country show. And that's the worst part of the night. Cucking away some dude who looks like Brock Lesnar hammering away on your wife. Whatever I got country music to tolerate here. This is going to be the toughest part of my night. We'll deal with this over here in a little bit. This whole country music thing for two hours and pretending to, you know, not fighting it.
- [128:21]
Brady Bogan
Oh, Matthias. Said, might as well get Rob to get a girlfriend, quote unquote.
- [128:26]
Brett Vesely
Hey, there you go, Rob.
- [128:27]
Brady Bogan
Side piece.
- [128:28]
Brett Vesely
Rob, buy a ticket to get a friend who's a girl to tag along with you tonight who also hates country music. And you two can have that in common. And you can make fun of it the entire time, like Stadler and Waldorf from the Muppets. Your friend, your pal who's like, oh, she hates country music. So I bought her a ticket so we could go make fun of this. Well, you and fat Lesnar can dance. Why did you bring another girl? Uh, enjoy your dancing. Yeah. Get a date for tonight. That's a good idea.
- [128:58]
Toledo
And they both end up with Dan Dan.
- [129:00]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And then that dude's got his arms crossed while Dan Dan's getting somewhere. Another Eiffel towered by a couple of Another one. Yeah. Thanks, Bobby. Down in a lake by a truck by a lake country music. They're all done, so have fun with that. Yeah.
- [129:28]
Toledo
I don't think she's kind of hot. Kelsey Ballerini.
- [129:32]
Brett Vesely
Okay. Relatively. Until you get too close. Here's the other.
- [129:37]
Brady Bogan
I should pull one up on my phone. I don't need to go to that.
- [129:40]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [129:41]
Brady Bogan
And pull up hot chicks on my phone.
- [129:42]
Toledo
Yeah, you've.
- [129:43]
Brett Vesely
No, he's right.
- [129:43]
Toledo
That's right.
- [129:44]
Brett Vesely
There's porn. I don't need to go stand 800ft from somebody who's mildly okay.
- [129:49]
Toledo
Oh, but he's going.
- [129:50]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, something. Honestly, Brady, if you said, like, if it was a game. If Saw came in and said, let's play a game. You can have Brady fist you in any hole of your body or go see Kelsey Ballerini for free. Like, but I'll take. But I'll just pick butt. Are you sure? Yes, I am. The game commences. I gotta put my fist in your bottom.
- [130:17]
Toledo
You have two minutes.
- [130:18]
Brett Vesely
Anything to avoid going to a country show anyway. All right, thank you, Robbie. Good update. Sorry that your wife's gonna have sex with that guy tonight.
- [130:33]
Brady Bogan
Poor Robbie.
- [130:34]
Brett Vesely
That's Andre Said, man, you guys are missing it. Let her go to the show with Dan Dan the dancing mad. And then tell her you can't be mad when Bob and Robin wants to go to the club with me. That's true. Find a girl who has a funny nickname and bang her somewhere else. Or take her dancing. I think that goes in order for sure. Country music is on top. Then reggae. That I'd like. Let you fist me before I voluntarily go to any of these. Yeah, I've got a little more tolerance for country music.
- [131:12]
Toledo
Yeah, I get it.
- [131:13]
Brett Vesely
Would you sit through a whole festival or just take one punch in the butt?
- [131:17]
Toledo
I wouldn't be excited about it, but.
- [131:18]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Could not do it. I don't know how people sit through.
- [131:25]
Toledo
That in a couple of those. I remember at the, you know, a couple years ago, the. That Chandler barbecue turned more country.
- [131:34]
Brett Vesely
I left. Oh, we walked through.
- [131:36]
Toledo
There's other areas you could, you know, you could get away from the main stage, but that's different.
- [131:40]
Brett Vesely
Not far enough.
- [131:41]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [131:42]
Brett Vesely
If you can still hear it, you can't get away from it. I walked through the Scottsdale center for the Arts, going to a baseball game a couple weeks ago. My buddy Jim and Joe. And we're in there these. And Joe's a black guy. And we're walking through and they're playing some weird old bluegrass country on the stage. And I said, man, there's no doubt they're looking at you, Joe, right now. It's like you might as well be, you know, a pie on a windowsill. They're like, this is the most racist sounding stuff. Like, it was awful. The bluegrass hillbilly country.
- [132:11]
Toledo
We got to get out of here before you're Casper the Ghost.
- [132:14]
Brett Vesely
We got Joe out quick. I'm like, trust me, you're. You're not in a good spot. You're not gonna be able to yell. Hey, not in this. No. They're. This is the Hills have Eyes, people. Oh, I just walked by. I just felt my IQ dropping as we walked past that stage. Like, feel the dumb. Feel the dumb would be a great, like, tagline for country thunder. Country thunder. Feel the dumb. It's 9:16. I'd be too dumb to figure they wouldn't know. What's that mean? Who's the odds coup? Burns my truck by a lake, by a dog, by a lake, by a truck. Truck. It's. We'll get the hot releases coming up in just a moment. Robbie. I need another update tomorrow to find out how tonight goes. Thank you. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98K's morning sickness. Morning sickness. 98K met a cruise right through through. It's time for your hot releases and they're brought to you by our friends@newacunit.com. simple as that. A few more days, you can throw in my name, Holmberg, and you'll get 500 off the already low, low price as summer is here and you're gonna get caught off guard if you Were gonna wait. They always said that. Don't procrastinate. You never know when it's gonna get hot and your air conditioner kicks on. Guess what? Probably today. So if you were like, I'll do it right before. Summer. I'll do it right before. Well, here it is. Gonna cool down again. But you don't wanna find out. Actually, today's a good time test.
- [133:42]
Toledo
Mine's been on.
- [133:43]
Brett Vesely
Has it? Last couple days. Here's a good test. If your AC unit's not really churning right now on these next couple days that you need a new one.
- [133:52]
John Holmberg
Oh, how many emergency calls are going to be today when it gets on for the Christmas.
- [133:55]
Brett Vesely
Oh, no. I got to go. So now get. Get ahead of it. It's your last chance because we're definitely going to see those temps going up, up and up. So you can do it@newacunit.com. those three easy steps or nothing to it. And they'll save $500 extra if you just use Holmberg in the promo code. That's as easy as it gets. New ac unit.com. save time or save thousands. Save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com. got ahead of myself. Toledo, you go first.
- [134:20]
John Holmberg
All right. So for the games out last week, I forgot to put this one in there, and a bunch of people got on me about it. The new Assassin's Creed is out. Assassin's Creed Shadows. This one is in Asia.
- [134:32]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, we kill Asians. Such darkness.
- [134:36]
John Holmberg
And the gameplay on this one's a little bit different. It's kind of like Syndicate, where you play either with a computer partner or like a buddy. You guys play as a team.
- [134:45]
Brett Vesely
Double assassin of the warrior.
- [134:49]
John Holmberg
So there's one giant dude that you can play, and then there's another one that's. That's more in the shadows is what they call it.
- [134:57]
Brett Vesely
The girl. Yeah. There's a girl. Perilous as a street and they could fly. Yeah, it's pretty cool. They've got. The missions are so fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it does get a little bit like I've fallen asleep playing that game. Yeah. Because it's so quiet. Yeah.
- [135:14]
John Holmberg
You just. You. You can't do anything. You have to wait, listen for hold. For everything else, sneak out. Hollow was pretty fun.
- [135:22]
Brett Vesely
There's nothing worse. I think the two worst things you can do when you're, like, dozing off, you don't want to is be holding a joystick or your wiener.
- [135:30]
Brady Bogan
You've done both.
- [135:31]
Brett Vesely
Oh, not at the same time.
- [135:32]
John Holmberg
Oh, okay.
- [135:32]
Brett Vesely
Gotcha. But I have. Yes. Done Both you've done that. Brett, you've fallen asleep in the middle of a tug.
- [135:36]
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah.
- [135:37]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [135:37]
John Holmberg
The days of rough day Brady's usually.
- [135:40]
Brett Vesely
Standing up waiting for somebody to come around the corner so he probably not.
- [135:43]
John Holmberg
He just props against the wall.
- [135:44]
Brett Vesely
Plenty of times I've I've fallen asleep mid tug woke up with my pants off like oh boy.
- [135:50]
John Holmberg
I'm sure it's happened but I can't.
- [135:52]
Brett Vesely
Recall most of the time there's a couple of drinks involved. Yeah but no sometimes just bored. Then oh my God. I fell asleep right in the middle of that. I'll do it today.
- [136:02]
John Holmberg
The other game out this week is Atom Fall. It's on all platforms. The first person action adventure survival role playing game developed by Rebellion whatever that means. Players can get the rundown on the game's mechanics. One world combat and more war for players to become immersed in a post war Britain after the work of the nuclear material goes haywire. Players must fight, scavenge and explore in in store for ultimately to ultimately seek the truth.
- [136:33]
Brett Vesely
Post apocalyptic world games it's up to you.
- [136:37]
John Holmberg
So many it just looks like Scott.
- [136:38]
Brett Vesely
Disaster and figure out just how much.
- [136:41]
John Holmberg
Of this world can be saved.
- [136:43]
Toledo
It doesn't matter what else happened as.
- [136:46]
Brett Vesely
Long as the truth of this place gets out before you can set out.
- [136:50]
John Holmberg
It just tells you about it.
- [136:52]
Brett Vesely
Fight the marauders.
- [136:53]
John Holmberg
All right, all right. Out on Apple tv plus this week is the studio gonna be perfect.
- [136:58]
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's Seth Rogen. Yeah.
- [137:01]
John Holmberg
Hollywood plays itself is the catch line in this. He's a studio exec.
- [137:05]
Brett Vesely
Being the head of Continental is the only job I've ever wanted honored obviously to be one of the people that gets to choose, you know which movies get made and which ones don't.
- [137:14]
Brady Bogan
That's hu and I got into all.
- [137:17]
Brett Vesely
This cause you know, I love movies.
- [137:20]
Toledo
But now I have this fear that.
- [137:25]
Brett Vesely
My job is to ruin them. The job is a meat grinder. All right, there you go.
- [137:33]
John Holmberg
I remember when he was funny. Right. The movie Queer is out on HBO Max and that stars Daniel Craig.
- [137:42]
Brett Vesely
Craig is Bond gay as an American.
- [137:45]
John Holmberg
Expatriate living in 1950 Mexico City. In this film that paints a searing portrait of longing becomes infatuated with an enigmatic Eugene Allerton James Bond.
- [137:59]
Brett Vesely
James Bond is making out with that fellow. He's got his hand on that guy's wiener in the preview.
- [138:03]
John Holmberg
Queer is an adaptation of William S. Burrows 1985 Novel of the same Ah does it all in the title.
- [138:10]
Brady Bogan
It's behind the look of Katie KB.
- [138:12]
Brett Vesely
Yeah the difficulty is to convince KDKB 1954. So it's just two dudes who are.
- [138:21]
John Holmberg
Love story, John.
- [138:22]
Brett Vesely
It's a love story between two men who are in a culture that probably doesn't accept it, but they're. I don't know.
- [138:28]
John Holmberg
Maybe Mexico City was. And music by Trent Reznor and Atticus Finch.
- [138:33]
Brett Vesely
Out.
- [138:34]
Toledo
Don't do it.
- [138:35]
Brett Vesely
There's James Bond is going to make out with that young twink. Here we go. Oh, out of nudity. I'm going to watch this.
- [138:43]
John Holmberg
Burns a hole.
- [138:44]
Brett Vesely
What? That's what it said. Daniel Craig burns a hole in the screen. But I saw a hole too. That applies to both.
- [138:52]
John Holmberg
All right. So queer is out on hbo.
- [138:55]
Brett Vesely
Max as the former bone. Let me just say this.
- [138:59]
Toledo
What the is that you wouldn't take that role, Sean.
- [139:02]
Brett Vesely
Not take that role? Let some other twink take that role. I thought we were supposed to have gay actors being gay. That's a straight man taking a gay man's job.
- [139:12]
John Holmberg
Could you play a straight man in that movie?
- [139:14]
Brett Vesely
I would play the straight man and go in and shake some sense into these little ladies. You punch a woman right in the mouth when she has a. What are you looking at? You're James Bond.
- [139:23]
John Holmberg
Did you ever hang out with Chuck rt? Do you guys sound like you had the same activities?
- [139:27]
Brett Vesely
Very much the exact same. Same types of thing. Now I'm off to film in heaven galore. Remember when movies were great? Not queer? All right.
- [139:38]
John Holmberg
On Amazon prime this week is Holland starring Nicole Kidman.
- [139:43]
Brett Vesely
Wake up in the best place on earth. Holland, Michigan.
- [139:47]
John Holmberg
She's doing a Michigan accent in a new stepper. Stepford Wives esque thriller.
- [139:52]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [139:54]
John Holmberg
A woman living out a picture perfect life with her husband and son in Holland, Michigan. But nothing is ever as it seems. When the discovery of a secret makes Nancy suspicious of her surroundings, she partners up with a colleague to get to the bottom of it all.
- [140:08]
Brett Vesely
There's murders and stuff. Dan. Dan.
- [140:09]
Brady Bogan
The dancing man.
- [140:10]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's what's just going on.
- [140:12]
Toledo
Session.
- [140:13]
Brett Vesely
What's his name? Yeah. Great. Just all the other kinds. All right. Interesting. Gotta know what the mystery is. Yeah, I'd watch that. That one.
- [140:22]
John Holmberg
Cot is a new series on Netflix. Reporter Emma Gray. I'm sorry. It's a movie gains visibility in digital journalism by catching criminals who tend to evade justice. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she meets Leo Mercer, a social worker who ends up being the main suspect of her investigation. Or the disappearance of a 16 year old girl.
- [140:43]
Brett Vesely
Conclusive and irrefutable evidence. She makes friends with the guy turns out he might be the one that stole the chip.
- [140:50]
John Holmberg
Oh, I'm sorry. It is Harlan Copy.
- [140:52]
Brett Vesely
Arlen Coban shows her good. Yes. We interviewed him on the Caliento podcast and I ended up watching all of his stuff for good understand. And all of it was good. He writes good stuff. What's that called? Caught Caught. On Netflix. All right, On Netflix.
- [141:11]
John Holmberg
A Million Dollar Secret is coming to Netflix this week. It is a new reality show in a game of wit, cunning and deception. I said cunning. Hide the fact 12 strangers enter a sumptuous lake estate. In each of their rooms is a mysterious welcome gift.
- [141:27]
Brett Vesely
A box.
- [141:28]
John Holmberg
Eleven of them are empty and one contains a million dollars. And it's for that guest to keep as long as they can keep their identity hidden.
- [141:34]
Brett Vesely
To go to keep it that no one can know your name.
- [141:37]
John Holmberg
That you have the million dollar box.
- [141:40]
Brett Vesely
Oh, you know, if you've got it and then what happens if you like this seems easy.
- [141:48]
John Holmberg
Then the rest of them split it.
- [141:49]
Brett Vesely
I don't get the clue. Find the millionaire. Oh, you have to find it in tournaments and I don't want. This is just a guessing game.
- [141:58]
John Holmberg
Yeah, pretty much. It's a game of clue.
- [142:02]
Brett Vesely
Like on the day you guess, you just throw it out there. Somebody's going to pick the millionaire, right?
- [142:06]
John Holmberg
Yeah, on hbo. Max Paul. American.
- [142:08]
Brett Vesely
Skip it.
- [142:09]
John Holmberg
No, you don't want to do this.
- [142:11]
Brett Vesely
Logan and Jake. Jake Paul.
- [142:14]
Toledo
Tough week.
- [142:16]
Brett Vesely
Why?
- [142:16]
Toledo
Most recent fight. The guy passed away. George Foreman.
- [142:19]
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's true. He's gonna fight Foreman. Chicken. Yeah. This is America. Okay, I can't watch these two. I. I actually starting to like Logan Paul a little bit. But he's the wrestler, right? Yeah. I. I can't. Jake Paul's face is just so unbelievably unlikable.
- [142:36]
John Holmberg
Lisa, watch this show and every time I see it, I think of you.
- [142:38]
Toledo
John.
- [142:38]
John Holmberg
Survival of the thickest.
- [142:40]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [142:40]
John Holmberg
This season two.
- [142:41]
Brett Vesely
It's because what's his name was in here? The comedian that was here a couple.
- [142:44]
John Holmberg
Weeks ago or Tone Bell.
- [142:46]
Brett Vesely
Tone local up on that new show. I'm in the bible of the thicket. You know what? I want some more. It's about a big girl.
- [142:55]
John Holmberg
You know, he said there's a lot of him in it.
- [142:57]
Brett Vesely
He's in it a ton. Tone to it a lot. You know what I mean? No, actually, because he said he was naked a lot in it. It's not why I watched but I did have my eyes open just because he did say it. AstraZeneca here and there.
- [143:09]
John Holmberg
Simpsons season 36 part B is out this week.
- [143:14]
Brett Vesely
They've got to stop the brilliance. That was the Simpsons.
- [143:18]
John Holmberg
I don't know why.
- [143:19]
Brady Bogan
Watched it lately? Is it pretty much run its course?
- [143:21]
Brett Vesely
So many lease episodes. All right, I'm not watching that. Just clips of the same.
- [143:28]
John Holmberg
What is it, 22 episodes of season 36.
- [143:30]
Brett Vesely
Something about that.
- [143:32]
John Holmberg
Too many. All right, that's all I got.
- [143:34]
Brett Vesely
Too many. Lisa. All right, Brett, what do you got for music?
- [143:37]
Brady Bogan
All right, jumping over to the music side. We got new music from Arch enemy.
- [143:45]
Brett Vesely
Blood, dynasty.
- [143:53]
Toledo
JG's car is going faster right now.
- [144:03]
Brett Vesely
Jee.
- [144:10]
Toledo
She's kind of hot.
- [144:11]
Brett Vesely
The music's good. Girl's gorgeous. That's a woman? Yep.
- [144:25]
John Holmberg
Wow.
- [144:26]
Brett Vesely
She's amazing at this. Isn't that amazing? She's beautiful. That's a beautiful woman making that noise.
- [144:43]
Brady Bogan
Here's new music from Memphis Mayfire. This is Shape Shifter.
- [145:11]
Brett Vesely
I like that one. All right. Memphis May Fire.
- [145:15]
Brady Bogan
Sick puppies are back. And this is their latest one. Creature.
- [145:21]
Brett Vesely
They went away for a long time.
- [145:30]
Brady Bogan
Heavier than I remember. From.
- [145:40]
John Holmberg
The bathroom.
- [145:41]
Brett Vesely
Wal that. I don't like that one.
- [145:43]
Brady Bogan
All right, how about this one then? We'll slow it down. Selena Gomez featuring Benny Blanco. I said I love you first.
- [145:49]
Brett Vesely
Oh.
- [145:55]
John Holmberg
They'Re a thing, right?
- [145:56]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yep.
- [145:57]
Brady Bogan
She's the one that put the. He put the cheese in her. The nacho cheese in the bathtub or something.
- [146:02]
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's right.
- [146:04]
John Holmberg
We're putting it somewhere else.
- [146:05]
Brett Vesely
Well, he's doing. That's right. He cheesed her bathroom for. Was it her birthday or Valentine's Day or something? I can't remember.
- [146:11]
Toledo
I think it was Valentine.
- [146:17]
Brett Vesely
She's making billions of dollars right now. Good for her. I don't think I ever heard Benny Blanco do anything. That's fine. You'll hear that in lobbies and stuff. Checking into hotels in Vegas.
- [146:32]
Brady Bogan
Here's Bloodywood. This is New Delhi.
- [146:36]
Brett Vesely
I don't know this one. I don't know this.
- [146:38]
Brady Bogan
This is the over there band of.
- [146:40]
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's the Native Americans of India.
- [146:42]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
- [146:43]
Brett Vesely
Okay, I see we're not allowed to say the name of anything.
- [146:47]
Toledo
Sanjay Rock.
- [146:55]
Brett Vesely
The 711 of India, by the way. I mean 311. I mean, 311.
- [146:59]
John Holmberg
I wouldn't have picked that guy to be the frontman of this band after what you just described.
- [147:03]
Brady Bogan
It looks like in Fast and Furious.
- [147:04]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [147:08]
John Holmberg
All right, there it is.
- [147:09]
Brett Vesely
Hold on.
- [147:13]
Brady Bogan
Discover Card.
- [147:15]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. This is about paying your bills on time.
- [147:18]
Toledo
They do this on their break.
- [147:21]
Brett Vesely
This song is called your Windshield Repair Will be at three. That's pretty good.
- [147:29]
John Holmberg
I bet this Would be a fun show.
- [147:33]
Brett Vesely
I don't know.
- [147:34]
John Holmberg
That'd be a fun show, but everybody's. An opener for 25 minutes.
- [147:37]
Brady Bogan
Brought to you by Discover Car.
- [147:39]
Brett Vesely
I'll tell you, this curry fog here in Phoenix. The smell of the crowd.
- [147:42]
Brady Bogan
It's probably their last album.
- [147:43]
Brett Vesely
So much curry in their set. But the sweat would start to smell like.
- [147:48]
John Holmberg
I like to think that they'd bring that many people to the party.
- [147:51]
Brett Vesely
Of course, I'm saying them. Just the four of them. Just the four of them wafting out that Curry.
- [147:55]
Brady Bogan
Went and seen him for lunch yesterday.
- [147:58]
Brett Vesely
Brady's brother flew all the way here to see Brady, and he's like, free meal. Viet Shack finds out Viet Shack's closed on Mondays. Way out of his way. So he had to go find some other restaurant.
- [148:12]
Brady Bogan
What was it again?
- [148:13]
Toledo
Ban Chan Chicken.
- [148:16]
Brett Vesely
Your brother just had to have strip mall restaurant food while he's here?
- [148:20]
Toledo
He didn't have to have it.
- [148:21]
Brett Vesely
I'm just driving him around to the cheapest place.
- [148:24]
John Holmberg
What's the Yelp review on Bon Chan?
- [148:27]
Brett Vesely
Hold on. Why do you want your brother to know Tong, the restaurateur of Priest Avenue?
- [148:33]
Toledo
Well, I was killing two birds with one stone. That's what Jimmy Bon Jovi wanted to go.
- [148:38]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Another guy. You were. Let's.
- [148:40]
Toledo
All right, we'll all go.
- [148:41]
Brett Vesely
That knows Tong can get free food.
- [148:42]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Brother's gonna get T shirts from Jimmy Bon Jovi.
- [148:46]
Brett Vesely
Well, the worst part is that the whole.
- [148:47]
Toledo
We're getting them on the list.
- [148:48]
Brett Vesely
The whole objective of this thing is for Brady to have had a lunch with two people and pick. Paid nothing. And so Jimmy knows Tong. Brady knows I paid for lunch. Right, but you weren't gonna. That's the disappointment. Full rip. No, that's why he was bitter this morning. He had to go somewhere he doesn't have an in. And he thought Jimmy had Tong And I got tongue. Let's go rape this guy from a meal. It's not his livelihood or anything. Just go in there and act like we're doing him a favor and it brought another guy. Your brother should be treated to better than this.
- [149:18]
Toledo
Jimmy always brings gifts.
- [149:19]
Brett Vesely
Yes, that's fine. Your brother should be treated better than well today. Where you going?
- [149:24]
Toledo
Via check.
- [149:25]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God.
- [149:27]
Brady Bogan
You're doing it again.
- [149:28]
Toledo
Of course he is.
- [149:29]
Brett Vesely
It's kind of a two for one since I had to pay yesterday.
- [149:32]
Brady Bogan
Mutong will hook him up from the morning cupping him this morning.
- [149:35]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I'm sure Viet check is fine. Nobody flies here from Columbus for Viet check with Bong Pong. Wherever you went. Bong Bong Bon Chon. We'll go over to Bong Bong. I know the leader. Pretty. Welcome back to Bong Bong. Yeah. How you doing there, Bong Bong? I got three and it's free today.
- [149:59]
Toledo
Three of the regulars.
- [150:00]
Brett Vesely
Oh, pretty like a Jedi to me. A street. We're not gonna be paying much today. Is this it?
- [150:08]
John Holmberg
This is Bonchon.
- [150:09]
Brett Vesely
Is this mine?
- [150:10]
Brady Bogan
That.
- [150:11]
Toledo
It's.
- [150:11]
Brady Bogan
Oh, which. Which one?
- [150:12]
Brett Vesely
N word or F word?
- [150:13]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no, this ain't it yet.
- [150:14]
Brett Vesely
Oh, we're not there yet. All right. We don't. Don't worry about that.
- [150:17]
Brady Bogan
It's a Will Smith.
- [150:18]
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's Will Smith's new one.
- [150:19]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [150:19]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [150:20]
Brady Bogan
This is beautiful.
- [150:21]
Brett Vesely
Scars. Oh, I haven't heard this. Some awesome career choices and star in them. Get to the music. I've been a his action master actor. I still rap. Feel like Mike when they turn the mic on. And I got Will until the wheels fall off. That's just the will I am. My will power got these cowards saying, God damn. He just won't quit, won't fold, and won't switch. I wrote the code. I missed the Smith because this is the Matrix. This is my regular basis.
- [150:52]
Brady Bogan
He should have cover smacked my bitch up.
- [150:58]
Brett Vesely
I'm first in line for that record, I tell you that.
- [151:02]
Brady Bogan
Here's Girl Puppy. This one's called I just do.
- [151:08]
Brett Vesely
I didn't think I'd find you there. What's going on with her teeth? They're huge.
- [151:16]
Toledo
She's got cotton balls.
- [151:17]
Brett Vesely
Brush our teeth and then you brush my hair.
- [151:25]
John Holmberg
Sounds like a zone song.
- [151:26]
Brett Vesely
No, it actually sounds like 90s phone. Mom, I'd love this. That's just awfully boring.
- [151:38]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [151:39]
Brady Bogan
And that brings us to N Worder. Afterward, the game that is sweeping the nation.
- [151:42]
John Holmberg
Good transition.
- [151:43]
Brett Vesely
You won last time.
- [151:44]
John Holmberg
No, I didn't.
- [151:45]
Toledo
I did.
- [151:45]
Brett Vesely
Did you win?
- [151:46]
Brady Bogan
This is the game featuring 50 Cent. Hate it or love it.
- [151:50]
Brett Vesely
All right, ready?
- [151:52]
Toledo
Angry. N word.
- [151:53]
Brett Vesely
Angry. I'll go F word today.
- [151:57]
John Holmberg
Friendly. N word.
- [151:58]
Brett Vesely
There we go. If I can move a few packs, I get that now. That'll be dope. Toast and turned in my sleep that night. Woke up the next morning. Oh, that was you. I said friendly. I said absolutely. Damn it. I got excited. Darn it. It was fun.
- [152:15]
Toledo
It went so fast. It was friendly.
- [152:17]
Brett Vesely
It was very friendly.
- [152:19]
John Holmberg
Every time there's.
- [152:20]
Toledo
I didn't know.
- [152:21]
Brett Vesely
Super friendly, Brad. Super friendly. N word met. Toledo wins this week. Good job. There you go.
- [152:26]
Toledo
Nice.
- [152:26]
Brett Vesely
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- [153:02]
Brady Bogan
Give them their money's worth.
- [153:03]
Brett Vesely
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- [154:31]
Toledo
One of the viral moments of the March Madness was Liberty basketball's head coach, Richie McKay. He painted his front bang slide on and it went viral just recently. Yeah, they played in the tournament. They. They lost.
- [154:50]
Brett Vesely
Jeez. Oh, it's his hairline.
- [154:53]
Toledo
Yeah, his hair. Front hairline is using the.
- [154:56]
Brett Vesely
He's lost his hair in the front. He's got a little left. So we did the spray paint to get a hairline and that's. And he left it too puffy. That's no good. Who's he coaching? Liberty. Isn't that a religious school?
- [155:10]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Shouldn't it be told?
- [155:11]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Isn't that God's plan for your hair?
- [155:14]
Toledo
Fallwell, I think, or.
- [155:15]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's one of them. Yeah.
- [155:17]
Brady Bogan
Shave it.
- [155:18]
Brett Vesely
Just shave it. Exactly.
- [155:19]
Brady Bogan
Done.
- [155:20]
Brett Vesely
It's overst me. Nothing you can do about it. Once it's that once you start putting some Earl shive on the skin, it's like you have to admit people will notice that. I always wonder about guys who do that. They paint their scalps. And I'm like, before you started doing that, didn't you like me, make fun of everyone who did? Weren't you in on it? And then for some reason something happens where these guys will paint their heads and they think no one's gonna notice that I'm doing it. Toupees and scalp paint doesn't work.
- [155:51]
Toledo
Steven Seagal's.
- [155:53]
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's just got shoes on his head. Gene Simmons hair. I don't know what that is. I don't know if that's. That's so. That's so bad. It might be his.
- [156:02]
Toledo
You can scrub dishes with it though. It gets.
- [156:04]
Brett Vesely
It's ridiculously thick for an old man.
- [156:07]
Toledo
George Clooney is done being a sick sex symbol.
- [156:11]
Brett Vesely
A sick sex symbol.
- [156:12]
Toledo
A sex symbol. He said that too?
- [156:14]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [156:14]
Toledo
63 years old, he says, I'm not trying to compete with the 25 year old leading men. It's not my job. I'm not doing romantic films anymore. He was on an interview with Six with 60 Minutes. And the president, who watches every interview out there there knows anyone that was slamming them beforehand happened to catch that interview. And he chimed in, called Clooney a second rate movie star and a failed political pundit.
- [156:44]
Brett Vesely
Was watching 60 Minutes. I was bombing Yemen and I turned on 60 Minutes to see if they knew about it. And I see George Clooney. Brady Clooney's talking about me. I get you always talking about. Always talk about me. And there I was thinking, second rate actor, can't get. Can't get away from it. Bill Maher is going to the White House.
- [157:06]
Toledo
How about that?
- [157:07]
Brett Vesely
I don't know if they'll meet or if they'll be on each other's podcasts. I don't know if Trump's doing that yet, but he should. I knew you'd be back, Bill. You tried to sue me Because I, I tr. I tried to sue you? Actually, I called you. Well, yeah, because you called me the mother of an orangutan. And that's not true. That's not a real thing. It's not a very real thing at all. But Brady, I tell you this, he's going to be there. All of them come for Trump, all of them eventually crawl back and bend the knee. And that's what Bill Maher is going to do. He's going to bend the knee. He'll be in my office, he'll be bending the knee. I'll say you knew. You knew the whole time. Bend the knee, Brady. You should do it now. Bend them both. In fact, there you go. Brady, can get down on your knees is what I'm saying. I'm gonna. It'll let you blow me.
- [157:46]
Toledo
There's a weird conspiracy theory. It's been floating around for years. Years that it's about Joan Benet.
- [157:52]
John Holmberg
Who?
- [157:53]
Toledo
Joan Benet Ramsey. JonBenet.
- [157:56]
John Holmberg
French.
- [157:57]
Brett Vesely
Joan Benet is different. She was a French woman from the age.
- [158:01]
Toledo
JonBenet.
- [158:02]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, there you go.
- [158:02]
Brady Bogan
We should have left with the other conjunction.
- [158:04]
Toledo
Her parents said in conjunction with the Illuminati, faked her death and hid away so she could resurface years later as Katy Perry.
- [158:15]
Brett Vesely
Hold on. Time. I've heard this before. A six year old in 1996 had made the decision. Hey, I'm gonna. I'm gonna check out a society for a while and I'm gonna come back a superstar. And it worked.
- [158:28]
Toledo
The Illuminati talked her into it.
- [158:30]
Brett Vesely
Sure, sure. And it worked.
- [158:31]
Brady Bogan
So Amelia Earhart flew her out of Denver where they met up with Jim Morrison and are hanging out for a little while.
- [158:37]
Brett Vesely
Exactly.
- [158:37]
Toledo
Right, Frank, you mean?
- [158:39]
Brady Bogan
No, that's right, Frank from. From Syracuse.
- [158:42]
Brett Vesely
That's right.
- [158:42]
Brady Bogan
Or whatever.
- [158:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, they're all faking it. But six year olds have that kind of powers. Like, I'm six, My future's bright, but I don't want anybody to see me for a while. And then I'm gonna just show up and be a super huge pop star. Does super bowl stuff.
- [158:54]
Toledo
So last month, someone posted a video using AI to transform JonBenet into Katie. And using that picture from the song Wide Awake. Awake. The video.
- [159:08]
Brett Vesely
Sure.
- [159:09]
Toledo
And Katie actually commented on the post saying. Wait, am I funny?
- [159:15]
Brett Vesely
No, no, it's not.
- [159:19]
Toledo
She looks like. I mean, they. The. The AI.
- [159:22]
Brett Vesely
AI is gonna make me look like you. And I know you already believe that's true.
- [159:25]
Brady Bogan
That's true, you guys. For years.
- [159:27]
Brett Vesely
I know. See, we could get confused. Don't you commit any Crimes. They'll throw me in lock.
- [159:33]
John Holmberg
I would like to see you shave that goatee and do a porn mustache like John did.
- [159:37]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, do that for a minute. He did Andy Reid. He turns into Andy Reid.
- [159:42]
John Holmberg
I thought one was fake.
- [159:42]
Brett Vesely
No, just a mustache. He's Andy Bushier. I look like Gay Johnny Sins and he looks like Andy Reid.
- [159:50]
John Holmberg
The best one was. Even you pointed it out. The still shot of you on the welcome screen.
- [159:55]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. I didn't know who it was. Me with the mustache. We got a big screen in the front. I'm just sitting there talking and the thing. And I'm like, who the hell. That. That's me with a mustache. Didn't know it. I had that for three days. I had to get rid of it.
- [160:08]
Toledo
Lizzo is going to star in a biopic about Sister Rosetta Tharp, gospel singer who became famous in the 30s and 40s. She's often referred to as the godmother of rock and roll.
- [160:20]
Brett Vesely
Who is it?
- [160:22]
Toledo
Sister Rosetta Tharp. And she did a song in 1944 called Strain Things. Strange Things Happening Every Day. It's considered by some to be the first rock and roll hit or record.
- [160:38]
Brett Vesely
Okay, wasn't a hit, but she blew.
- [160:43]
Toledo
Up in the 30s and 40s. Influenced everyone from Chuck Berry, Little Richard, even Elvis. Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton. We have a clip, but I saw a picture. Yeah, they. They do have a.
- [160:57]
Brett Vesely
So they're saying she's the. She started rock and roll.
- [161:00]
Toledo
She kind of took gospel lyrics and played it to elections.
- [161:05]
Brett Vesely
Right. All right. Okay, I'll take your word for it.
- [161:12]
Toledo
The movie takes place at a time where she's preparing for the first ever stadium show in music history.
- [161:20]
Brett Vesely
This is a song? Yeah, it's the old bluesy rock.
- [161:29]
Toledo
You think she'd be upset?
- [161:31]
Brett Vesely
Probably. Oh, I'd be mad if Lizzo was playing. She's not that big. Lizzo can't play her.
- [161:44]
Brady Bogan
Is Beyonce playing her now?
- [161:46]
Brett Vesely
Hold on. She gets bigger, turns into Jelly Roll at the end. Oh, my goodness. That's a mountain of a woman.
- [161:53]
Toledo
Sister Rosetta.
- [161:54]
Brett Vesely
Thick, right? Interesting.
- [161:58]
Brady Bogan
It's like young Elvis and old Elvis.
- [162:00]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Man, did she die on the toilet?
- [162:04]
Brady Bogan
I'm sure she's eating a sandwich too.
- [162:05]
Brett Vesely
Lizzo's still got to slim down to play her fat, huh? Never heard of that lady. All right, anything else?
- [162:13]
Toledo
Former UFC star Kane Velasquez.
- [162:15]
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's going to jail for bad.
- [162:17]
Toledo
Five years trying to kill the man who allegedly molested four year old son. Yeah, that man goes to trial in.
- [162:24]
Brett Vesely
June, however, he chased him.
- [162:27]
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
- [162:28]
Brett Vesely
He went after the guy instead of just letting it go. Yeah. He vengefully attacked.
- [162:32]
John Holmberg
Later, we saw the video of him chasing in this truck, but it.
- [162:35]
Brett Vesely
It was. Yeah, it was endangering a lot of other people he needed. When he was in the studio with us, there was an air of careful. This guy could go.
- [162:44]
John Holmberg
His fight with Brock Lesnar. He beat him.
- [162:47]
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's a bad man. There's no question. Brown pride written on him. And I even asked him, like, is that okay? Yes. Okay. That's the perfect answer for me. That's it. We're all done. Larry's coming up next, all worn out from his girlfriend. His thumbs have gotten.
- [163:06]
John Holmberg
Did she treat him right?
- [163:06]
Brett Vesely
Yes. Thumbs are killing him. Lady's wearing his ass out. She's gorgeous, by the way. Larry is winning. I love that girl. She'll bake him bread and everything. All you gotta do is ask. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Tuesday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Until later. Bye. It's out of control now.