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Brett
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Brady
Before we move on to anything else, fun fact, we'll do this. Yesterday on the what with Brady do we had the guy who emailed and said that, remember Dan, Dan the dancing man that looked like Brock Lesnar. I was going to go to Kelsey Ballerini tonight with his with his wife. And the guy's like, hey, my wife's going with a co worker or something like that. And it's Dan, Dan the dancing man. And they country line dance. They're teaching each other to do that. And all of us kind of said, brett, I believe you said they're banging, right? They're banging. But also the guy doesn't want to go because he doesn't like country music. So that's the bigger thing, you know, Again, much rather have people hose in abroad than find her. She, she better be in a room hiding country music. If she's out and out banging some guy in the car or something, I'd find that. I'd be like, oh, I can't believe this is happening. You if I catch you listening to country music, it's over. Like, I, I don't want to wander around on this planet having people think I make sex with the special people, with the Asperger's crowd, the low IQ dummies. Kelsey Ballerina was at the Rah Rah room last night eating dinner. There was spin. And I'm like, I don't even know. You could have told me, come and find Kelsey Ballerina and be like, dan.
Brett
Dan the dancing machine there.
Brady
Dan, Dan the dance man was not there, but he so Dan, Dan the dancing man. This is what the guy says. He says, quick update. My wife and I are actually going to go to Kelsey Ballerini tonight and Dan can't go, or so I thought. My wife told him that I wanted to go and they needed the ticket back, and he got a little uppity about it and he said no, see, then my wife talked to him, bought the guy a ticket, and we're all going to have dinner before. I suppose it's a decent compromise. It's a trap. You think?
Robbie
Enjoy the show.
Brady
Now, hold on.
Brett
He's getting her. You. He's. He's. She's getting him. Used to Dan. Dan the dancer.
Brady
Why.
Brett
Why would you have not as many questions?
Brady
Comfort. I see what you're doing. Brett.
Brett
Pretty slick, harmless.
Brady
You know him. Yeah, okay, I see that. Also, though, let's go from the perspective of being Dan Dan the dancing man, and give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's not boning this guy's wife. We all think he was gay as well. Dancing the country music like crazy. And. And. And you gave him a ticket and then you pulled it back.
Robbie
But why would you. So is he, you know, buying him a ticket?
Brady
Yeah, but you can't do that. Like, if I gave you two a ticket to a game and said they were going to go, and then I'm like, oh, Brett wants to go. Give it back. You'd be like, what a dick.
Robbie
My wife. And my wife all of a sudden wants to go now.
Brady
Right, I would.
Robbie
Like I said that. Like, hey, you invited me to whatever. Son's game.
Brady
Sure. It's like, Megan. Yeah.
Robbie
What's that game?
Brady
Okay. All right, but if I say I understand, I understand that. But if it's like last minute and Suns games are different because there'll be another one in a day or two. This girl comes to town once and you're like, you know, yeah, I was going to that. I plan on going, and now I gotta buy tickets somewhere else. I'm like, thanks. You kind of do screw somebody. I'm not saying you wouldn't give it back.
Robbie
You gave me that Steel Panther ticket, now you want it back.
Brady
Gave me a ticket. It is giving. It's. What do they call it? Indian giving. Yes. I don't think you're allowed to call it that anymore. Guardian giving.
Robbie
Indigenous.
Brady
Indigenous people's giving. Yeah. Sounds like a holiday. That's right. We take that Thursday off every November as the indigenous peoples giving. But it is a little bit of a cruddy move. I don't want to go. I don't know. And now you're threatened by him, so you look a little bit more like a puss.
Robbie
You feel dumb yeah, you're like. I mean, basically you're making that statement that I don't. You know, I don't trust this guy going with you. In a way, you'd feel that because you don't. That's the only reason why he's going.
Brady
Right? His name's Robbie.
Robbie
The only reason he's going is to take that other ticket. Like, I'm not. I don't want you going with another guy.
Brady
But you did until it was Dan. Dan the dancing man. You didn't care who she went with until it was Dan. Dan the dancing man. It's like, okay, I don't like it. Take it back.
Robbie
Yeah.
Brett
Sanjay said Indian giving is okay to say He.
Brady
Oh, he's Indian. He's other. Okay, we'll call it other Indian giving. The further away Indian giving. Not you guys. You know them. But it is kind of a thing. Say, here's the ticket. No, my husband and she probably did it wrong. My husband doesn't want you to go. He thinks that there's something going on. So then she doesn't make him feel any better by saying, we'll just take you to dinner. We'll get you a ticket. Because I feel bad. I would feel bad pulling back on you. Like, give me that back.
Robbie
Yeah, you feel a little stupid.
Brady
And if it's just dudes, it's different. But, you know, you got a co worker or something like that, or you're schmoozing a client, and then your husband or wife gets wind of it and looks over and goes, well, I'm intimidated by that person, so now I'll go. And also, you've made it clear you don't want to go.
Robbie
But Dan, Dan the dancing machine crying that you took my ticket away.
Brady
It's a little bit of a puss moment.
Robbie
And then that trial is going to be so weird.
Brady
We're dealing with country music fans. They're children. They're dumb. He doesn't understand how it works. He just knows he had something taken out of his hand that he wanted. But Candy run. You think? Get away from her. Yes. Sean fills this text over Kelsey Cuckerini. I don't. I don't see it as a. I agree. I don't think it's cucking. Although Brett makes a good point. Maybe it is sort of a getting.
Brett
That comfort area, you know, that comfort zone.
Brady
Don't worry if Dan's over at the house.
Brett
Yeah. Oh, he's fine.
Brady
If the neighbor see. If the neighbors see Dan. Dan the dancing man at the house, we Were just practicing.
Brett
You know Dan, she's positioning for a.
Robbie
Little rodeo three way.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
So take it from a swinger. Got a swinger listening. Take it from a swinger. Dancing man is banging that girl and she's. She's grooming her husband to accept it. See, this guy says the same thing. Now you're gonna get Toledo cucked in your chair while Dan spins his wife around and grabs her ass. They're gonna dance together. Now that would be true. Like you again.
Robbie
That would be weird.
Brady
I'm playing devil's advocate. Playing devil's advocate. You don't like country music. You don't want to do the country dancing. She and Dan, Dan the dance man have been doing that. They were going to go to the show together. Maybe they just like that. And now you're. Yeah, now you're going to have to watch them dance because you don't participate. I think you going makes Robby look worse than Dan. Like, now you're this weird. Yeah, you know, hovering. Strange dude.
Robbie
Dan is earning bonus points for more cuckery.
Brady
And maybe Dan didn't throw a fit. Maybe she said, oh, he wants to go now and you can't, so I need my ticket back. And he's like, oh, totally disappointing. I really was looking forward to that. She's like, you know what? I'll buy you a ticket. I really wanted practice. Holmberg's morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible radiate upd Holmberg's morning sickness. So they've been working on some Kelsey Ballerini moves together.
Brett
Meanwhile, this guy's paying for Dan. Dan the man's ticket.
Brady
Yep.
Brett
Again.
Brady
Well, we assume because of, you know, misogyny that it is. The woman doesn't have any money. Well, yeah, she's going into husband's account to buy Dan, but she might have a job where she can buy Dan Dan the dancing man a ticket either way. Thanks, Robbie, for the update. You're making a mistake.
Brett
Hit the brakes, Dan. Dan, find your own hose.
Brady
Be there'll be plenty of them there. There's so many. Think of this. If Dan, Dan the dancing man's listening. You're going to a country music show tonight. So many dumb people in there. If you have half your wits about, you'll pull one out of that crowd. They're all so dumb.
Brett
He don't want to pick. He don't want to piss off his squeeze that he's already got.
Brady
That's right. He's got his eyes on one. He doesn't have his eyes on anything else. Brett's making a good point there.
Robbie
Dan. Dan got someone to cover his shift to Texas.
Brady
That could be. That could be.
Brett
I made enough gravy to get us through the weekend.
Brady
Don't worry now. And what if Brady's right? Then, you know, history is our guide. Robbie's going to get als. That's the way it worked for Matt. ALS and that. Oh, you guys have to. You know, we need to have, like, a little thing for people to listen and understand our past and our present. Als. Matt wife was getting cooking lessons from one of the guys over there at Texas Grill. And also how to eat things because she had a mouthful in a picture. Either way, probably not the best idea to have that dynamic going on. But the three of you enjoy dinner. And terrible country music.
Brett
Can't wait to hear about this one.
Robbie
Worst night.
Brady
Oh, that is. That is my worst night ever. That is.
Brett
What? Dan Dan or the country music?
Brady
I'd rather go to a 311 show than a country show. For sure. And you know my saying 911 is better than 3 11. I would rather go to that than I would a country show. And that's the worst part of the night. Away. Some dude who looks like Brock Lesnar hammering away on your wife. Whatever. I got country music to tolerate here. This is going to be the toughest part of my night. We'll deal with this over here in a little bit. This whole country music thing for two hours and pretending to, you know, not fighting it.
Brett
Oh, Mathias said, might as well get Rob to get a girlfriend, quote unquote.
Brady
Hey, there you go, Rob.
Brett
Side piece.
Brady
Rob, buy a ticket to get a friend who's a girl to tag along with you tonight who also hates country music. And you two can have that in common. And you can make fun of it the entire time, like Stadler and Waldorf from the Muppets. Your friend, your pal who's like, oh, she hates country music. So I bought her a ticket so we could go make fun of this while you and fat Lesnar can dance. Why did you bring another girl? Enjoy your dancing. Yeah. Get a date for tonight. That's a good idea.
Robbie
And they both end up with Dan Dan.
Brady
Yeah. And then that dude's got his arms crossed while Dan Dan's getting somewhere. Another Eiffel towered by a couple of another one. Yeah. Thanks, Bobby. Down in a lake by a truck by a lake country music. They're all done, so have fun with that.
Robbie
Yeah, I don't think she's kind of hot.
Brady
Kelsey Ballerini Okay, Relatively. Until you get too close. Here's the other.
Brett
Plugs in, and you pull one up on my phone. I don't need to go to that.
Brady
Yeah, pull up hot chicks on my phone. No, he's right.
Robbie
That's right.
Brady
There's porn. I don't need to go stand 800ft from somebody who's mildly okay.
Robbie
Oh, but he's going.
Brady
Yeah, I.
Robbie
Something.
Brady
Honestly, Brady, if you said, like, if it was a game. If Saw came in and said, let's play a game, you can have Brady fist you in any hole of your body or go see Kelsey Ballerini for free. But I'll take. But I'll just pick. But are you sure? Yes, I am. The game commences. I gotta put my fist in your bottom.
Robbie
You have two minutes.
Brady
Anything to avoid going to a country show anyway. All right, thank you, Robbie. Good update. Sorry that your wife's gonna have sex with that guy tonight. Poor Robbie. That's Andre Said, man, you guys are missing it. Let her go to the show with Dan. Dan the dancing mad. And then tell her you can't be mad when Bob and Robin wants to go to the club with me. That's true. Find a girl who has a funny nickname and bang her somewhere else. Or take her dancing. I think that goes in order for sure. Country music is on top. Then reggae. That I'd like. Let you fist me before I voluntarily go to any of these. Yeah, I've got a little more tolerance for country music.
Robbie
Yeah, I get it.
Brady
Would you sit through a whole festival or just take one punch in the butt?
Robbie
I'd be excited about it, but.
Brady
Oh, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Could not do it. I don't know how people sit through.
Robbie
That in a couple of those. I remember at the. You know, a couple years ago, the. That Chandler barbecue turned more country.
Brady
I left. Oh, we walked through.
Robbie
There's other areas you could, you know, you could get away from the main stage, but that's different.
Brady
Not far. Yeah, if you can still hear it, you can't get away from it. I walked through the Scottsdale center for the Arts going to a baseball game a couple weeks ago. My buddy Jim and Joe. And we're in there these, and Joe's a black guy. And we're walking through, and they're playing some weird old bluegrass country on the stage. And I said, man, there's no doubt they're looking at you, Joe, right now. It's like, you might as well be, you know, a pie on a windowsill. They're like, this is the most racist sounding stuff. Like, it was awful. This bluegrass hillbilly country.
Robbie
We got to get out of here before you're Casper the Ghost.
Brady
We got Joe out quick. I'm like, trust me, you're. You're not in a good spot. You're not gonna be able to yell, hey, not in this. No. There. This is the Hills have Eyes, people. Oh, he just walked by. I just felt my IQ dropping as we walked past that stage. Like, feel the dumb. Feel the dumb would be a great, like, tagline for country thunder. Country thunder. Feel the dumb. It's 9:16. I'd be too dumb to figure they wouldn't know. What's that mean? Who's the odds coup? Burn my truck by a lake, by a dog by a lake by a truck. We'll get the hot releases coming up in just a moment. Robbie, I need another update tomorrow to find out how tonight goes. Thank you. It's 98. It's out of control now.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Detailed Summary of the March 25, 2025 Episode
Episode Title: Update On Country Music Concert Situation From WWBD Yesterday
Release Date: March 25, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Broadcast: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Overview
In the March 25th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a listener's update regarding a country music concert situation. The discussion is laced with humor, sarcasm, and sharp critiques of country music culture, relationship dynamics, and social interactions surrounding concert outings.
Listener Update: Robbie's Concert Conundrum
The episode centers around a listener named Robbie who provides an update on his plans to attend a Kelsey Ballerini concert. Originally, Robbie and his wife intended to go together with a man named Dan, affectionately dubbed "Dan the Dancing Man."
Robbie's Story:
Robbie explains that initially, both he and his wife planned to attend the concert with Dan. However, complications arose when Dan could not attend, leading his wife to offer Robbie a ticket instead. This sudden change sparks a humorous but tense conversation among the hosts about relationship trust and social expectations.
Robbie: "You have two minutes."
Brady: "Anything to avoid going to a country show anyway."
Dynamics and Interpretations
The hosts dissect Robbie's situation, exploring themes of trust, jealousy, and social maneuvering.
Brady's Take:
Brady expresses skepticism about Dan's intentions, suggesting that Robbie's wife might be "banging" someone else, possibly Dan. He uses colorful language to emphasize his disbelief in country music fans' fidelity.
Brady: "If you catch you listening to country music, it's over. Like, I don't want to wander around on this planet having people think I make sex with the special people, with the Asperger's crowd, the low IQ dummies."
Brett's Commentary:
Brett adds to the conversation by labeling the situation as "Indian giving," a term he initially uses humorously before acknowledging its outdated nature.
Brett: "Sanjay said Indian giving is okay to say He."
Brady: "Oh, he's Indian. He's other. Okay, we'll call it other Indian giving."
Robbie's Frustration:
Robbie conveys his frustration about the dynamics, feeling trapped between his wife's decisions and his own reservations about country music.
Robbie: "But Dan, Dan the dancing machine crying that you took my ticket away."
Attitudes Towards Country Music
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts' overt disdain for country music, framing it as culturally inferior and socially problematic.
Brady's Rants:
Brady leads the charge in criticizing country music, equating attending such concerts to enduring an unpleasant experience. He exaggerates his dislike by comparing preferred genres and expressing a willingness to endure discomfort rather than listen to country tunes.
Brady: "I'd rather go to a 311 show than a country show. For sure. And you know my saying 911 is better than 3 11."
Cultural Critique:
The hosts mock the perceived simplicity and lack of sophistication in country music fans, using derogatory language to underscore their contempt.
Brady: "We're dealing with country music fans. They're children. They're dumb."
Social Implications:
The conversation touches on broader social issues, insinuating that country music culture fosters distrust and infidelity within relationships.
Brady: "His name's Robbie. The only reason he's going is to take that other ticket. Like, I'm not. I don't want you going with another guy."
Humorous Interludes and Satirical Commentary
Throughout the episode, the hosts interject with humor and satire, often taking jabs at each other's perspectives and amplifying the absurdity of the situation.
Nicknames and Mockery:
The playful teasing around "Dan the Dancing Man" serves as a running joke, highlighting the ridiculousness of the interpersonal drama.
Brady: "Dan, Dan got someone to cover his shift to Texas."
Sarcastic Solutions:
Suggestions like getting a friend who also dislikes country music to attend the concert underscore the hosts' inability to take the situation seriously.
Brady: "Rob, buy a ticket to get a friend who's a girl to tag along with you tonight who also hates country music."
Pop Culture References:
References to shows like The Muppets and other music genres add layers of cultural critique and entertainment value.
Brett: "They both end up with Dan Dan."
Concluding Remarks
As the episode winds down, the hosts continue their mockery of the country music concert scenario, blending humor with critical observations. They express a resigned acceptance of having to endure country music events, highlighting their ongoing struggle with the genre's cultural prominence.
Brady: "This whole country music thing for two hours and pretending to, you know, not fighting it."
Robbie: "Worst night."
Brady: "That's my worst night ever. That is."
Key Takeaways
Relationship Dynamics:
The episode illustrates the complexities and potential conflicts that can arise when social plans intersect with personal and relational insecurities.
Cultural Critique:
Through sharp wit and humor, the hosts offer a scathing critique of country music and its associated culture, reflecting broader societal tensions.
Entertainment Value:
The lively banter and humorous exchanges provide an engaging listening experience, even for those unfamiliar with the original conversation.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Brady on Trust:
[01:58] "Enjoy the show."
Brady on Country Music:
[11:13] "I'd rather go to a 311 show than a country show."
Brett on Solutions:
[10:09] "Rob, buy a ticket to get a friend who's a girl to tag along with you tonight who also hates country music."
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness effectively combines humor, cultural critique, and relatable relationship scenarios to create a compelling and entertaining narrative. Through the lens of Robbie's concert predicament, the hosts explore broader themes of trust, cultural identity, and personal preferences, all while maintaining a lively and engaging discourse.
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