Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: March 25, 2025
Title: Why Do We Have The AZ Falls On The Canal - Jerome Man Busted Filming Elementary Schoolgirls And Trying To Nab One Reminds To Keep Eyes On The Weirdos
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: March 25, 2025

Exploring Arizona Falls on the Canal

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg leading a conversation about Arizona Falls, a mechanical waterfall project located near 56th Street in Phoenix. Holmberg shares his personal experiences biking along the canal, expressing both fascination and frustration with the attraction's design.

John Holmberg [02:10]: "It's like a lock. Yeah, for flatboats back in the pioneer days."

Holmberg critiques the engineering behind Arizona Falls, questioning its status as a tourist attraction. He observes the consistent presence of Asian families enjoying the site, attributing it to increased visibility from Shohei Ohtani's popularity during spring training seasons.

John Holmberg [01:15]: "Asian families are there, like, loads of them. So it's on. It's. I don't know what's on."

The hosts discuss the aesthetic and functional aspects of the falls, noting its utilitarian appearance and lack of true marvel despite being promoted as an engineering feat.

John Holmberg [04:14]: "I think the canal itself is more of a marvel than this thing."

Their conversation delves into the contrast between the intended appeal of Arizona Falls and the reality experienced by visitors, highlighting a sense of disappointment when the attraction fails to live up to expectations.

Local Crime Spotlight: Jerome Man Arrested

Shifting gears, the podcast addresses a disturbing local crime involving a man from Jerome who was apprehended for filming elementary school girls in a restroom and attempting to abduct one. Holmberg and co-host Bret Vesely provide a detailed account of the incident, emphasizing the importance of community vigilance in small towns.

John Holmberg [07:34]: "He was in there. He was in there. And then he busts out and he tries to nab one of the girls and they, you know, they have him on film running away."

Holmberg expresses strong disapproval of the perpetrator's actions, stating there is no room for rehabilitation in such cases.

John Holmberg [08:47]: "I'll burn him up. There's no coming back from this again. You don't get rehabbed from that, I don't think."

The hosts discuss the dynamics of small-town communities, where suspicion often falls quickly on known individuals, highlighting both the benefits and drawbacks of such tight-knit environments.

John Holmberg [06:58]: "You know who the weirdos are. So when somebody reports something, there's always one guy going, we know he. That guy did it."

Controversial Commentary and Dark Humor

In a controversial and unsettling segment, Holmberg uses dark humor to address the crime by sarcastically offering to perform the very acts committed by the perpetrator. This monologue serves as a satirical critique of invasive and criminal behavior, though it treads a fine line in terms of sensitivity.

John Holmberg [07:45]: "If there's anybody out there who wants that, don't risk jail time. I'll do it. Send me some money, and I'll poop and pee in a bathroom for you if that's what gets you going."

Holmberg continues this narrative, exaggerating his willingness to fulfill perverse requests in an attempt to lampoon the absurdity and depravity of such actions.

John Holmberg [10:58]: "I'll do it for you. Celebrity impressions. Taking dumps for the perverts out there. If it keeps you away from the kids, what a service I'd provide."

While this segment may be intended as dark humor, it elicits mixed reactions due to its sensitive nature surrounding the discussed crime.

Community Reflection and Safety Concerns

Towards the end of the episode, Holmberg reiterates the importance of community awareness and proactive measures to prevent such incidents. He urges listeners to remain vigilant and support local authorities in maintaining safety.

John Holmberg [14:15]: "Just stop filming people. That's all I'm asking."

The discussion underscores the necessity of collective responsibility in safeguarding vulnerable populations, particularly in educational settings.

Key Takeaways

• Arizona Falls Critique: The hosts express skepticism about the engineering and appeal of Arizona Falls, questioning its effectiveness as a tourist attraction despite its intended design.

• Local Crime Awareness: A detailed account of a man from Jerome arrested for inappropriate and criminal behavior against elementary school girls highlights the challenges small communities face in identifying and apprehending perpetrators.

• Dark Humor and Commentary: Holmberg employs dark humor to critique invasive and criminal actions, though this approach may be controversial and sensitive given the nature of the crime discussed.

• Community Vigilance: Emphasizes the importance of being aware of "weirdos" in the community and the role of residents in supporting law enforcement to prevent and address such incidents.

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg [02:10]: "It's like a lock. Yeah, for flatboats back in the pioneer days."

• John Holmberg [04:14]: "I think the canal itself is more of a marvel than this thing."

• John Holmberg [07:34]: "He was in there. He was in there. And then he busts out and he tries to nab one of the girls and they, you know, they have him on film running away."

• John Holmberg [08:47]: "I'll burn him up. There's no coming back from this again. You don't get rehabbed from that, I don't think."

• John Holmberg [07:45]: "If there's anybody out there who wants that, don't risk jail time. I'll do it. Send me some money, and I'll poop and pee in a bathroom for you if that's what gets you going."

• John Holmberg [14:15]: "Just stop filming people. That's all I'm asking."

Note: This episode contains sensitive and potentially distressing content. Listener discretion is advised.