03-26-25 - Entertainment Drill - WED - Feeling Sorry For Brady's Brother Tom As He's Taking Him To LPGA Event For The Free Food - Reddit Users Create List Of Songs Describing A Good Fart

Summary

Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona"

Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - WED - Feeling Sorry For Brady's Brother Tom As He's Taking Him To LPGA Event For the Free Food - Reddit Users Create List Of Songs Describing A Good Fart
Release Date: March 26, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Brady and Tom’s LPGA Adventure

The episode opens with a humorous yet sympathetic discussion about Brady Bogen taking his brother, Tom, to an LPGA tournament primarily for the free food. The hosts engage in playful teasing, highlighting the less glamorous aspects of the trip.

Brady:

“Brady and his brother are going to go see the LPGA. It's hard for me to say it. The LPGA tournament and then follow it up with high school girls' tennis.” ([01:18])

Tom:

“Yes. Huge day.” ([01:29])

Brady:

“Did you lose a family bet? And that's what you have to fly out here and do all this stupid stuff? Wow. That's terrible.” ([01:31])

Brady expresses his frustration and disbelief at Tom’s predicament, while Tom attempts to defend the trip by mentioning the beauty of the golf course and their father's interests. The banter underscores the hosts' camaraderie and ability to find humor in everyday situations.

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Reddit’s Creative Fart Song Titles

Shifting gears, the hosts delve into a humorous Reddit thread where users creatively assign movie titles to describe their last farts. This segment showcases the show's flair for blending humor with internet culture.

Tom:

“There's a thread on Reddit where people are describing their last fart using a movie title.” ([06:08])

The hosts then list and joke about various movie titles suggested by Reddit users:

• Tom: “Pitch Perfect. There will Be Blood.” ([06:13] - [06:14])
• Brady: “That's the easy. That's Low Hanging Fruit. I like the Everything Curious.” ([06:28])
• Tom: “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.” ([06:56])
• Brady: “Extremely loud and incredibly close.” ([06:58])

The playful exchange highlights their quick wit and ability to turn mundane topics into entertaining discussions.

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Pop Culture Hot Takes

Lady Gaga vs. Mayhem Surf Company

The conversation transitions to a legal dispute where Mayhem Surf Company is suing Lady Gaga over logo similarities. The hosts analyze the situation with skepticism about the surf company's chances against a high-profile artist.

Tom:

“This surf company is suing Lady Gaga over a little logo.” ([07:46])

Brady:

“She copied it completely. But now she's fighting back today saying, go ahead, sue me. I'll destroy you.” ([07:57])

Brady underscores the imbalance of power, suggesting that Lady Gaga’s resources may overshadow Mayhem Surf Company’s legal efforts.

Yoko Ono’s Influence on The Beatles

A heated discussion ensues about a new book crediting Yoko Ono with keeping The Beatles together during their later years. Brady vehemently disputes this claim, attributing the disbandment to John Lennon’s reluctance rather than Ono’s influence.

Tom:

“A new book claims Yoko Ono actually held the Beatles together.” ([08:29])

Brady:

“It wasn't Yoko. It was John not wanting to go.” ([08:51])

The debate reflects enduring opinions about Yoko Ono's role in the band's dynamics, with Brady firmly rejecting the notion that she was the glue holding the group together.

Will Smith’s Latest Endeavors

The hosts briefly touch upon actor Will Smith’s latest song and his ongoing Oscar ban, critiquing his performance and public persona.

Tom:

“Someone interviewed him about the record, but they asked him about his Oscar ban. How does he feel about it right now?” ([07:25])

Brady:

“That was terrible.” ([07:23])

Their critical take adds a layer of contemporary celebrity commentary, aligning with the show’s engagement with current events.

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Additional Interactions and Humor

Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse their main topics with spontaneous humor and personal anecdotes, maintaining an engaging and dynamic flow.

Brady:

“But anytime someone says something positive about Yoko Ono, just play Warzone in your head.” ([09:23])

John:

“I'll be interviewing people out there. He'd probably have more fun.” ([12:25])

These interactions highlight the hosts' chemistry and ability to seamlessly transition between topics, keeping the audience entertained.

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Notable Quotes

• Brady on Tom’s Trip:

  “Did you lose a family bet? And that's what you have to fly out here and do all this stupid stuff? Wow. That's terrible.” ([01:31])

• Tom Introducing Reddit Fart Thread:

  “There's a thread on Reddit where people are describing their last fart using a movie title.” ([06:08])

• Brady on Yoko Ono:

  “It's David Chef Currently sleeping with the body of Yoko Ono.” ([09:15])

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Conclusion

The March 26, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" delivers a blend of humor, pop culture commentary, and lively interactions among the hosts. From the lighthearted teasing of family obligations to dissecting creative internet humor and debating celebrity controversies, the show offers an engaging and entertaining listening experience. The hosts' camaraderie and quick wit ensure that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode enjoyable and relatable.

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Transcript

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[Brady]

Thank you. I didn't know that was over yet. There you go. Yeah. People are like, that's a perfect song for this. Actually, I didn't realize how perfect it was until you start reading the lyrics. The thing is dead on the money. We're right on with that. So I'm proud of myself. Another win for me. Brad, you're struggling this year.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I think Brady's in second. What's going on? Watch your back, Brady. I don't trust it. It's time now for the entertainment drills brought to you by our [e-mail] Brady just told us something that I don't think there's a defense for.

[Tom]

Big day.

[Brady]

His brother's flown all the way out here from Cleveland and Brady and his brother are going to go see the elp. It's hard for me to say it. The LPGA tournament and then follow it up with high school girls tennis.

[Tom]

Yes. Huge day.

[Brady]

Did you lose a family bet? And that's what you have to fly out here and do all this stupid stuff? Wow. That's terrible.

[Tom]

We'll be watching the LBGA in the trophy bar tent.

[Brady]

I don't care. Did you hear the first?

[John]

That was. That was a plug right there. That was.

[Tom]

That was.

[John]

That was a morning cup. That was a morning cup right there.

[Tom]

I don't know what you're talking about. Thank you, Russ.

[Brady]

You sicken.

[John]

See my.

[Brady]

The morning cup again. You are stealing food.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll get that text.

[Brady]

Well, I got to give it to you. Yeah. His brother Tom. I said, what are you doing that for? I said, the only Dale Hellstray said, johnny, you want to come out to LPGA tour on Thursday? And he's text back, no free food and I'm like, no, I'll eat for. I'll pay my way through to not see that. And then. So Tom Brady's brother, he said. I said, why are you going to the lpg? And he points to Brady, he goes, free food. Well, I go, you're being forced to go.

[Tom]

It's the beautiful whirlwind golf course.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's a great course. You know, it's open every day. You don't have great course. Yeah, I know what you're doing. I know exactly what you're doing. I don't know how bad. Here, I'm going to give you my card. Times must be this tight. Will you pay a bill for Christmas? Times have always been that tight for him. Just embarrassing. It's embarrassing for all of us. You heard that?

[Russ]

Homburg's morning sickness. Yeah, that's me. I'm Brady. Anywho, I'm known as chief. I really don't want to pay for any of this food, Russell.

[Brady]

Okay, well, have fun. But I don't understand why you got to go. What? Free food, lpga and then go watch girls tennis. If you had girls tennis that you had to go to because your daughter's there, I would not go watch more girls sports. But you say it's in honor of your dad, who used to love the lady sports. Did he go to girls golf a lot?

[Tom]

He went to the. He went to OSU basketball games. I knew that he would. Yeah, he would see the. He go watch the osu. He's there.

[Brady]

I mean, the Phoenix Open. You don't even go to watch the golf. It makes sense to go to that tournament, but, man, there can't be any sort of party atmosphere out there.

[Tom]

And he'd always play with Jana Shipley, who was the coach.

[Brady]

The osu. I don't know.

[Tom]

Girls golf.

[Brady]

That doesn't mean he's watching it. That's awful. You're gonna stay the whole day, Tom? Are you all right with it? No. Blink if you're being held. Yeah. Are you all right? I don't think you're doing this again. This is all against your will, Tom.

[Tom]

On a plane?

[Brady]

Yeah. This is the worst trip I've ever heard of.

[Tom]

What are you talking about?

[Brady]

I'm talking about the worst trip I've ever heard of.

[Russ]

Fly out, take you to Viet check, watch some girls golf.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Tom]

How was Banchon?

[Brady]

Yeah, it's the best restaurant we've got in the town. Way to go. Way to show a nice time to a guy.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't have those in Columbus?

[Brady]

Yeah. You can't get a banchon anywhere else.

[Russ]

Let me take you a little number over here. I know the owner.

[Brady]

You worry me, Tom. If you want to have some fun, just call me up and we'll go do something real instead of all these free things that you're forced into. We're going to sit through a little.

[Russ]

Presentation, but then we're going to get.

[Tom]

Some time shifts tomorrow.

[Russ]

Afterwards. They got a good roundup. Have a nice little spread. It's only three hours of your life.

[Brady]

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[Tom]

You'll like this.

[Brady]

Is it free?

[Dick Toledo]

Sure is.

[Tom]

There's a thread on Reddit where people are describing their last fart using a movie title.

[John]

There we go.

[Tom]

Oh, man. Did they consult you on this? Pitch perfect. There will Be blood.

[Brady]

Oh God.

[Tom]

Oh God. Everything everywhere, all at once.

[Brady]

That's a good one.

[Tom]

Backdraft.

[Brady]

That's the easy. That's Low Hanging Fruit. I like the Everything Curious.

[Tom]

Pretty Solid, Wicked. A Mighty Wind, Big.

[Brady]

What's the Tom hanks movie about? 9, 11, loud and something. Remember that? I don't remember that one. That one. Like an Academy Award.

[Tom]

Days of Thunder.

[Brady]

Yeah. Damn it.

[Tom]

How to Lose a guy in 10 days.

[John]

Extremely loud and incredible Close.

[Brady]

That's it. Extremely loud and incredibly close.

[Dick Toledo]

That was about 9, 11.

[Brady]

No. Well, not anymore. Well, yeah, it's about Brady's last ass.

[Tom]

Don't breathe, ghost.

[John]

She's like the wind.

[Brady]

Oh, we're doing song. We should have done this story before Rock Wars. Write that down. That'll be next week.

[Tom]

Next week we heard Will Smith most recent song. I think yesterday.

[John]

That was terrible.

[Brady]

It wasn't good.

[Tom]

Someone interviewed him about the record, but they asked him about his Oscar ban. How does he feel about it right now? He says he's looking to be the best human I could possibly be. And I'm gonna take what I get with that.

[Brady]

Too bad.

[John]

This is radio.

[Brady]

Yeah. Brett's doing the international symbol of jerking it.

[Tom]

This surf company is suing Lady Gaga over a little logo.

[Brady]

It's. She copied it completely.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah. If you look at the Mayhem.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's pretty.

[Brady]

I saw that yesterday. She completely copied it. But now she's fighting back today saying, go ahead, sue me. I'll destroy you. Wow, she's got all the money. Mayhem, surf company, Nobody. Like, they don't have Lady Gaga money. They might have some money, but this is going to be a.

[Tom]

That just awarded them the winner.

[Brady]

Maybe they might not have the power plow over. They might not have anything legally done.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's true.

[John]

They'll just. She'll just pay them.

[Brady]

Yeah, she'll just.

[John]

This will go away.

[Brady]

That's true. It's too late. They've already printed, like, the record companies already printed everything. The logos are out.

[Tom]

A new book claims Yoko Ono actually held the Beatles together. She's a terrible job because if it wasn't for her bringing John in every day during the Let It Be album and out in Abbey Road the last.

[Brady]

Two hours, it would have been.

[Tom]

Would have been made. The one that would, you know, drag him in.

[Brady]

It wasn't Yoko. It was John not wanting to go. They didn't. They recorded both of those albums at the same time, pretty much. And they did their parts individually. They weren't in the room together hardly at all. Especially for Let It Be. Paul was the one that did all that. And he would force Yoko to bring him in. Yoko is never going to. Brady, take it back. Yoko Ono is not a hero in any. Any way, shape or form.

[Tom]

Take it up with a guy that's written the book about it.

[Brady]

It's David Chef Currently sleeping with the body of Yoko Ono.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[John]

War Zone.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And then last week we might have taken it out.

[Brady]

You took War Zone out? I'm looking for it.

[Dick Toledo]

It should be in there.

[Brady]

But anytime someone says something positive about Yoko Ono, just play Warzone in your head. Yeah, that song she released and you'll remember. She's. She's the devil. Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

This.

[Brady]

I forgot about all the gunplay.

[Tom]

Piano workers, wake up.

[Brady]

Hold your life.

[Tom]

Out to kill.

[Brady]

This is Brady trying to tell you that this is a hero. War zone. War. Mark David Chapman. You bastard. You shot the wrong one. She was right there.

[Dick Toledo]

Why couldn't she answer the door?

[Brady]

I wasn't answering the door. They were going in.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought he answered.

[Brady]

No, they were going into the garage and the guy. No, there's the way the Dakota is. Some of it faces Central park and then the side goes down the road and there's a walk down into a thing. And the guy was waiting for autographs out there. And they came home and he's walking down there and he turned around Mr. Lennon and plugged him. And there she was, standing right there. Not a scratch. What a crime. I think they convicted him for an extra 20 years for not getting her.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Where's the attempted murder on the bad one. You know that. That's it for us. Boy, oh boy, my stomach hurts. For his day.

[Tom]

He's excited.

[John]

Ugh.

[Dick Toledo]

Man, you need to learn what excitement means, man.

[Brady]

Did anyone learn the word no in your family? Like to say something horrible to someone you just have to do not too often. Your brother should say it now. John.

[John]

Take time out. He can't do.

[Brady]

Wants to take Tom someplace better. Which is? A cemetery. Just walk around. That's a great idea. Probably add that to your awesome party plan.

[Russ]

Figured you'd fly out, get some LPGA.

[Tom]

Time in on the way home from Casa Grande. 85 cent blizzards.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, Jesus. You've mapped out the DQs. There's gotta be more than one on the way home.

[Tom]

I'll buy.

[Brady]

Daddy Warbucks.

[Russ]

Why don't you Flat ear. Kirby's got a violin recital coming up. Family should probably look at that pretty yahoo.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's terrible. I feel bad for Brady's brother. Well, maybe somebody will T bone you guys on the way out there. Cross your fingers and hope for that. Brett's going out today. Where are you going?

[John]

Mar County Sheriff's Office Training center.

[Brady]

That's.

[John]

I was trying to get that part out.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[John]

35Th and lower Buckeye.

[Brady]

That's right. MCSO. Lower Buckeye and 35th. That's the Sheriff's. Sheriff's office. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Jail is.

[Brady]

They're going to do Justice Center.

[John]

I don't know if the jails are.

[Brady]

Too but yeah, you can get a job as a detention officer out there and go out there and have a little job fair.

[John]

I'll be interviewing people out there. He'd probably have more fun. Yeah, so I'll be there from 3 to 5.

[Dick Toledo]

Be more informative.

[Brady]

How good can the food be to sit through LPG order for the golf?

[Dick Toledo]

You know exactly how good it is, John. Two and a half stars.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's probably Korean. So the golfers want food like that's their out there.

[Russ]

All right, bogey down with that.

[Brady]

All right, that's it. We're done. You guys have a great one. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning Sickness Solo.

[Tom]

Station.

[Brady]

It's out of control now.