03-26-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (03-26-25)

Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD
Release Date: March 26, 2025

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1. The Swinger Incident: Dan the Dancing Man’s Proposal [00:48 - 04:47]

The episode kicks off with a riveting listener story narrated by Brett Vesely. He recounts an evening involving Robbie from Kelsey Ballerini’s show, where Dan "the Dancing Man" made an unexpected and unsettling proposal.

• Brett Vesely [02:04]: "He begged for a threesome? He knew how to push my buttons."

• John Holmberg [02:06]: "Called it."

The incident involved Dan attempting to groom Holmberg's wife for a swinger lifestyle, ultimately leading to an awkward and uncomfortable situation for John Holmberg and his spouse. Brett expresses relief and vindication over predicting Dan’s intentions.

• Brett Vesely [04:47]: "Dan the Dancing Man was definitely trying to bang the wife. The husband... I hate it."

This segment highlights the challenges and unexpected encounters in social settings, emphasizing the importance of recognizing and addressing inappropriate advances.

2. Decoding the Swinger Signals: Purple Lights and Stacked Rocks [04:47 - 10:06]

The conversation shifts to discussing the stereotypical signs associated with the swinger community, such as purple porch lights, stacked rocks, and upside-down pineapples.

• Brett Vesely [09:18]: "Everyone knows these things too much for them to be true."

• Dick Toledo [09:43]: "He's still alive."

The hosts humorously debunk these signs, suggesting that such indicators are either too obvious or simply myths perpetuated by outsiders. They explore the practicality and authenticity of these purported symbols.

• Brett Vesely [10:02]: "But if you're a swinger, I don't think you need. It's not like people are going 'I need a swing.'"

This segment underscores the skepticism the hosts have towards commonly held beliefs about swinger identification, blending humor with critical analysis.

3. The Future of Relationships: AI Replicants and Memory Exchange [10:06 - 27:31]

A significant portion of the episode delves into the ethical and societal implications of artificial intelligence in replicating deceased loved ones. The hosts discuss stories about individuals attempting to recreate partners using AI technology.

• Brett Vesely [24:16]: "He wants to redo Three’s Company episodes. And he's going back to the John Ritter estate."

• John Holmberg [27:31]: "Well, it’s just... we're slowly just getting rid of their own family. The simulation is slowly."

They explore the concept of digital memory banks and the potential for AI to replicate human interactions and relationships. The conversation touches on the emotional consequences and the blurring lines between reality and artificial constructs.

• Brett Vesely [27:55]: "They’ll build the one they last saw. It's more like this is a sex toy."

The discussion raises questions about identity, consent, and the authenticity of relationships formed or rekindled through artificial means.

4. Navigating Modern Challenges: Smoking, Parking Etiquette, and More [10:06 - 25:54]

The hosts transition to lighter yet relatable topics, including personal choices about smoking and the etiquette surrounding parking spots.

• John Holmberg [41:51]: "Done lots of other things, but that was one thing."

• Brett Vesely [73:00]: "You lose. You cannot stand."

They share personal anecdotes about resisting peer pressure to smoke and the frustrations of dealing with misuse of handicap parking spots.

• Brett Vesely [73:13]: "You lose. You cannot stand."

These segments provide a blend of humor and practical advice, resonating with listeners who face similar everyday dilemmas.

5. Rock Wars: Choosing the Perfect Swinger Anthem [150:00 - 153:17]

A recurring segment, Rock Wars, becomes the focal point as the hosts debate and select songs that would serve as universal anthems for swinger parties.

• Dick Toledo [149:55]: "Steve Miller's Swing Town."

• Brett Vesely [151:33]: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Brady Report."

They brainstorm potential songs that signal the beginning of swinger festivities, aiming for something catchy and unmistakable. The lively debate highlights their creative process and camaraderie.

• Brett Vesely [152:00]: "Saliva, ladies and gentlemen. And it's solid, and it's KUPD friendly."

This segment exemplifies the show's interactive and entertaining nature, encouraging listener participation in shaping the show's content.

6. News Highlights: Law Enforcement Misconduct and Public Safety [125:00 - 140:39]

The hosts discuss a disturbing news story involving Maricopa County Sheriff's officers who assaulted a deaf black man with cerebral palsy.

• Dick Toledo [126:05]: "Sarah Oakley's 34 years old, and she had an adopted dog named Retta."

• Brett Vesely [136:05]: "You can't half-ass that. You gotta go all in."

They critique the officers' actions, emphasizing the importance of proper training and awareness of disabilities to prevent such tragedies. The conversation reflects on systemic issues within law enforcement and the necessity for accountability.

• Brett Vesely [140:44]: "She's got a pocket or what?"
  (Note: Context suggests frustration and disbelief at the incident.)

This serious discussion contrasts with the show's usually lighthearted tone, showcasing the hosts' ability to engage with significant societal issues.

7. Closing Remarks and Community Engagement [143:00 - 157:38]

As the show progresses toward its conclusion, the hosts engage in playful banter about personal mishaps, community interactions, and upcoming events.

• Brett Vesely [149:56]: "The first radio video is a lady that got her eyeballs tattooed. You think it looks good on her?"

• John Holmberg [165:38]: "Maricopa County Sheriff's Office Training center."

They promote local businesses and community events, maintaining a connection with their audience through humor and local relevance.

• Brett Vesely [167:00]: "It's time for the entertainment drill, brought to you by our friends @reactdefense.com."

This segment reinforces the show's commitment to community involvement and providing listeners with valuable local information.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brett Vesely [02:04]: "He begged for a threesome? He knew how to push my buttons."

• Dick Toledo [09:43]: "He's still alive."

• Brett Vesely [24:16]: "He wants to redo Three’s Company episodes. And he's going back to the John Ritter estate."

• John Holmberg [27:31]: "Well, it’s just... we're slowly just getting rid of their own family. The simulation is slowly."

• Brett Vesely [27:55]: "They’ll build the one they last saw. It's more like this is a sex toy."

• Dick Toledo [149:55]: "Steve Miller's Swing Town."

• Brett Vesely [151:33]: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Brady Report."

• John Holmberg [41:51]: "Done lots of other things, but that was one thing."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humorous storytelling, critical commentary on social behaviors, and engagement with pressing societal issues. From dissecting swinger cultures and AI's role in personal relationships to addressing serious matters like law enforcement misconduct, the hosts provide an entertaining yet thought-provoking experience for their listeners. The inclusion of interactive segments like Rock Wars further enhances the show's dynamic, making it a staple for Phoenix’s morning radio landscape.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It's 5:45. There's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big Dick Toledo. And we're off and running for a glorious thing. I just, just noticed on my emails last night, Robbie from the Kelsey Ballerini. Dan, Dan the dancing man. Every day it says hilarious ending, boys. Dan and my wife danced a little at the Kelsey Ballerini show right in front of me. Yeah, no, that's what I'm thinking. Like, all right, here we go. We did have dinner before and when she was not there, I said, look, I'm not overly comfortable with you guys getting this close. I don't know what's going on. But you know, you seem like a nice guy and you'll understand that this isn't something I'm really comfortable with. And he said I didn't have to worry about that. He wasn't interested. He just enjoyed her company. She wanted to dance. He knew how. He's teaching her. No harm. Dinner was fine. Actually. Ended up liking the guy, hated the music. And then my wife turns to me with about 40 minutes probably left to go, it's about 10:30 and says she wants to leave early. I said, what happened? So I'll tell you in the car. Dan whispered in her ear that he was interested in having a threesome because he liked me.

[John Holmberg]

Called it. Oh, didn't call that person.

[Brett Vesely]

He said the whole thing was to try to get us to swing with him. He only has sex with couples. He groomed her to get me to show up to stuff. So whichever one of you said it was a three way, grooming was right. But my dumb naive wife didn't see the writing on the wall, signed Robbie. Oh, my God. Some guy.

[Dick Toledo]

What a night.

[Brett Vesely]

That's. Man, you almost got boned by a guy you said, look like Brock Lesnar at a country show.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, if you're going to get.

[Brett Vesely]

If you're going to get hit by somebody, might as well be some former superstar wrestling and. And UFC champ.

[Dick Toledo]

He set the hook without knowing it.

[Brett Vesely]

He told me, how about that? You walk in, I don't like this guy and you hanging out so much. I want to meet him, okay?

[Dick Toledo]

I kind of like this guy.

[Brett Vesely]

The guy's like, look, and he's charming, you know, he's sitting there going, nice dinner. I told him I don't really. I really want you two getting too close. He's like, don't you worry about that. I've got another plan. He was trying to get her to bring her husband to the party and then interview.

[Dick Toledo]

Out of the way, sister.

[John Holmberg]

Hilarious.

[Brett Vesely]

He was gonna. And she was just. She was the cock. Thank you, Robbie, for sharing this one. That's all new. That was a. What would Brady do on Monday? By Wednesday, this dude almost got raped.

[Dick Toledo]

Solved.

[Brett Vesely]

The hell's going on out there?

[John Holmberg]

I still wonder if that might have.

[Brett Vesely]

Been a nice move.

[John Holmberg]

I'm almost wondering if it was just kind of a cya. Like, oh, this dude's on to me now. I'm like.

[Brett Vesely]

But you would whisper in her ear.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, because she knows that he's gonna tell. She's gonna tell him. So I'm kind of. I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

But if he's trying to bone her, wouldn't he, like, go, hey, your husband's upset. Like, wouldn't you try to make the husband look like a crazy? That's what I would do.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I would say I'm gonna. He's. I can't hang out with you anymore. Make her, like, go, oh, my God. No, Dan, that's. You know, like, if. If you set the hook on her for her, you make it seem like I've got to be the good guy and step away. Your husband's really insecure about me, you know? And then you make the husband look like a puss, and you. And you make her feel like she's with an unmanned. I don't know. There seems to be.

[Dick Toledo]

Tell you what, work this morning is going to be spectacular.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. When she goes back in and he just basically 12 hours ago, said he wanted to butt her husband. Country music, man. I've been warning you about it the whole time. It leads to just terrible stuff. Dumb People doing dumb things. That's crazy. So thanks, Robbie. Now I'm getting all these emails. I called it. I knew this douchebag wanted dudes. I do believe Kyle did say early on he's gay. Country dancing.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, we all kind of knew that. I mean, that wasn't, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

But I. I wasn't necessarily. That wasn't going that direction. I got that direction. Play for her.

[Brett Vesely]

To be honest, I didn't see a play for anything. Yeah, I see. You know, I did.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, right off the bat, I thought, oh, something's going on here.

[Brett Vesely]

You can look at it and then say, all right. But if everybody's, you know, your skepticism or your insecurities will roll in. If your wife's doing something, she's like, I really enjoy this, and you hate it, and there's somebody at her work that'll do it, and she's telling you about it. I'm not overly upset about that. I might meet the guy and go, jesus, you know, Brock Lesnar guy country.

[Dick Toledo]

The fact that this guy wasn't even going to go to the show. So what's the deal there?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that additional grooming that spent time with her.

[Brett Vesely]

We had the email from the swinger yesterday that says a grooming sit. She. He thought she was doing it and then that. Or maybe he. I don't know. Maybe he didn't. Maybe it was one of those. Maybe that's a. Maybe that's a swinger thing. Get in with the girl and then say, hey, you know, when the husband's upset, just go. Even the thing when he was like. When he said something to the effect of, dan can't go, he threw that little hissy fit. Look, well, I want to go with you guys. Like, he didn't pull away when the husband said, I want in. So I guess he just kind of. I guess that's what you do. You got to get in with one of them, make them comfortable. It's like that Mormon story about brother B. Yeah. He made all the family feel comfortable with him. So much so that he started to bone the daughter in the house and was kind of like in their lives. And every time they got handy from dad. Yeah. Dad gave him a handy and started to bone the mom. He groomed one, and everybody else kind of fell in line. And you would never have seen that. Like, oh, it looks a little awkward. Like, he's trying to. Come on, I don't like the way you're doing this. And he pulls him aside going, I'll go to dinner. I'm totally harmless. I'd like to go to that show. I love country dance with you. You like it with me? Bring him along. I'll go with you guys. Instead of just going, fine, I'll buy my own ticket. If you wanted to just bone that girl, he'd have made him look bad. He wouldn't have tagged along to dinner. It does seem fishy. But when my swinger guy's right, he goes, I told you, this is what we do. It's grooming. So swinger guy.

[John Holmberg]

Tell me that swinger guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he's the one who emailed yesterday. His name's Scott. He emailed yesterday. He said, that's what we do. And I'm like emailing again. He said, it's a swinger move, Involve the husband to get to the wife. Classic. So you. So you.

[Dick Toledo]

But he's doing the other way around.

[Brett Vesely]

It does make sense. I don't know. Swinger rules. But it makes sense to me to make the wife comfortable with you. She was so distraught at how sad he was when she said, hey, you can't go to the show. She bought him a ticket.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's true.

[Brett Vesely]

And then he's like, I'll just go with you guys and put him at ease. Right? I'll just tag. I'll go to dinner. I feel terrible. I'll go to dinner. I'll take you guys to dinner. Which is probably what. Dan didn't say that. Or Robbie didn't say that. That if Dan said, look, I want you guys to be comfortable with me. Let me take you to dinner before for the ticket. And then he's like, fine, we'll go to dinner. And she's like, he just wants to make sure you know, it's not weird. And then Dan rolls in at the end and goes, you know, if you guys are interested. And the wife didn't see it, she just thought it was. Well, yeah, she's a country fan. She's dumb as a stump.

[John Holmberg]

She's gotta be hockey.

[Brett Vesely]

Like I told this guy, let him. Let your wife, Robbie, bang away on anybody she wants. That's the least of what you got going on. You're basically married to a person who likes country music. And that is what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

She's got to be smoke show.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she. Well, no, I think so. Maybe you might be right. It's just gotta be, I think a country music. I don't necessarily think. Although they do have more good looking girls per. Oh, yeah, but the dumb ones for the groomer.

[Dick Toledo]

He doesn't need a smoke show.

[Brett Vesely]

No. He just needs a willing participant. It's a swinger move. I don't know anything about swinging. Swinging scares me. Says a Dan. Dan, the man was definitely trying to bang the wife. The husband called him out. I took his next best option.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Banging her right in front of the husband. That's what it is. Oh, it's so strange. What a crazy thing. Anyway, I don't know. I just look at the world differently every time I hear one of your stories. It's just not a normal place to be anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

I want to know, Scott, what's the protocol, you know, for your house? Because I heard, you know, you stack rocks out front.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Tell us.

[Dick Toledo]

Red light.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think.

[Dick Toledo]

Bring the garage door third way.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you got that. You got the purple porch light.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody knows these things too much for them to be true.

[Dick Toledo]

How much is that legitimate?

[Brett Vesely]

I think all of us knobs see that. And it's too easy for kids to stack stones and make it look funny at your house. Or I. You know, the swinger community wouldn't be. So if it was so secretive that they had to have stacked rocks and stuff, why do we know about it?

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, so I think there's. I think it's a whole lot less, you know, purple lights and passwords and pineapple. Pineapples and stuff upside down. It's stupid crap like that. That's, you know, Gilbert moms get, you know, all heated up about it. Postino saying they've got a purple front porch light. Well, the kids could do that to make the Gilbert moms dramatic.

[Dick Toledo]

Now, you can put those forever lights up or whatever, just right. Have the purple palette.

[Brett Vesely]

But if you're a swinger, I don't think you need. It's not like people are going. Driving around neighborhoods going, I need a swing. That's the swing house. It's like the E in the window when you're a kid. Yeah. It's like, oh, good, I can swing there. That's not a thing. It's not a thing at all. So I always thought that was kind of Paradise Valley moms saying, oh, my God, they had rocks stacked up in their front yard. Everybody in Arizona's got rocks stacked in their front yard. It's a desert. Got a couple rocks stacked up. You don't know. But if. No, it's like. Like vortex rocks, and that announces to other swingers that they can go in like, that's. I don't think anybody does that.

[John Holmberg]

You got dumb hot broads again. Vortex and rocks. Yeah, you know. Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. How is country music not taking over Sedona? It's a dumb broad capital of the world with their broken half. Knock it over. Singing. Singing bowls and plates and geodes and vortexes and I'm surprised that place just isn't shaped like a banjo at this point anyway. Yeah, that whole. That whole. Because otherwise, why wouldn't we. Why wouldn't single guys, if it was that easy, just do some sort of signal in his front yard to go, hey, if you're driving by and you want a bone, I got the. My garage is a third of the way I've given out.

[Dick Toledo]

Start doing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, try it for the pack. Yeah, put it in there. I'm gonna put a purple light on my front door, stack some rocks, keep my garage a third of the way open, and just wait for the. I want to sway. Oh, geez. Did I do. Did I leave those rocks outside? I'm sorry. That was my mistake.

[John Holmberg]

We should do that in front of the building here.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Down the hall. They'll really be.

[John Holmberg]

Come on in.

[Brett Vesely]

Surprised they haven't. Surprised. Maybe we just not paying attention. It's just a constant stream of swingers.

[Dick Toledo]

Going, there is a pineapple down.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what that means. The swinger Scott says, I don't know anything about the lights and that nonsense. We have the Internet just like everyone else. We don't need to do that. That's what I figured. The Internet seems to be the one that you make the connection. You don't need randos driving by your house looking for flags and signals.

[Dick Toledo]

Swinger neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

78S thing. You know, it's probably, you know, old school.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's not like we're waving hurricane flags outside to try to. You're not bringing in boats.

[Dick Toledo]

Because I remember when we first moved down to Gilbert, they're talking about the Seville neighborhood. Oh, that's a swing neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

Who?

[Brett Vesely]

Let me ask you. Yeah. No, who's saying that?

[Dick Toledo]

Multiple people.

[Brett Vesely]

The women. They're all in on it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I guess.

[Brett Vesely]

All the wives that try to make some sort of a weird. Because, you know why you live in a Mormon neighborhood. So they're looking for all the weirdness outside of their weird worlds, which, you know, documentaries tell me there's a lot going on in their lives. They just don't talk. Swinging seems hard. It says, the town I live in is known to have a Lot of swingers. The sign is an upside down pineapple on your door. See, everybody's. That's the old people walk around the grocery store with upside down pineapples.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm gonna look.

[Brett Vesely]

Or you should just do it.

[Dick Toledo]

See what happens.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, you walk around and see if anybody. Yeah. Hey, Brady Trip. Yeah, I'm just cruising the ABCO says. I thought emailer said the worst thing was going to be going to an awful country music concert. The Cut caves and goes with also if Dan looks like Brock Lesnar with a neck. I pictured Dan HARTMAN from the 70s that actually. And he sent me a picture and I'm like, hey, that's actually pretty reasonable. Looks like the. He found a guy that he was. And now people. Now you guys. Don't waste your time with this.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like Caliento at a perm.

[Brett Vesely]

It does. Don't waste your time. You know, that's the one thing I hate about the Internet is people immediately hear a name and then start trying to find that per. You don't know. I don't know Dan's last name, but you can put in like keywords. Dan, country music, Phoenix, Kelsey Ballerini, you know, and try to find like. And I'm sure he put a picture up and, you know, tag Kelsey Ballerini on it. Now you've got a bunch of Dan's and you look the one that looks like Brock Lesnar and you send them to me. Like I'm ever going to find the guy. Besides that, I don't want to find him. He's gonna want to me.

[John Holmberg]

One of my peeps are emailing him.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the Italians. Yeah, the Italians have chimed in on this. Oh, yeah, it is very much in Your language is Mr. Lombardi. It's proud to hold. She said that the husband. Oh, she said that to the husband to get him off the scent. She'll be slobbing fat lesnar's knob by 8am it's an interesting approach. See, sir, look, you're not reading the room there. The tea leaves are right in front of you. She told you that to make you comfortable so she could blow him at work tomorrow.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Idiot.

[Dick Toledo]

You can hang out with them all you want.

[Brett Vesely]

Wouldn't it make it worse for you at home if you're robby like, hey, you gotta go to work. What are you gonna tell Dan today? I'm gonna tell him that. That's just. We just can't country dance anymore. All right? And then Lombardi emails of she's gonna apologize in her own special way. Maybe. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Christopher writes in this. Most of the. Most of the biggest whores I know are married women. And Gilbert ran through many Mormon wives living over there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, look, it's not just exclusive to Mormons. Plenty of wives doing plenty of things on the side. Plenty of husbands doing plenty of things on the side.

[John Holmberg]

And Donovan wants to know what Rob's wife looks like, so we can. Yeah, Robbie, you know, judgment on this.

[Brett Vesely]

Since you're in the swinging world right now, why don't you give us a little advertisement? Send a picture of that wife over to D. [e-mail]. Let's see what we're working with, Mo. And while we're at it, fire over a shot of Brock Lesnar. Let's see if they. Maybe you should do this. Just stay away from country music. Nothing good happens at country music shows. You get dumber. Real dumb. And then this kind of crap starts infiltrating your lives. This guy said, I walked up to a girl who was beautiful, had an upside down pineapple in her cart. She saw me and took the pineapple out. That's what would happen to me. Oh, no, thank you. I don't like pineapple anymore. Yeah, I wouldn't even know. How do you even get in that? This one. The swinger Again, I don't know anything about the pineapple thing either. My girl wears a bracelet that says hot wife. I wear a black ring. Those are our signals in our community. All right? Hot wife. Geez.

[Dick Toledo]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Bracelet, black ring.

[Dick Toledo]

People that wear the black. The men's. The wedding band.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I know a bunch of guys have those on.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't have the wedding ring.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the only thing I think of, but could be.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know how it works. That seems like a lot, doesn't it? Too much. And then it breaks my rule of one boner per room, which I swear by. That's. I've gotten through a lot of life very comfortably with the one boner per room rule. One knowledgeable boner. Like, right now, Brady could have one, and I could have when we didn't know but one. And I'm pretty sure you don't.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, good, Because I do. Thank God for that. But, yeah, just those times when you're supposed to have boners, and then you look over and there's. Oh, there's another guy already here. It's like having two hammers. Like, I don't need. Like, only need one. I can only do one at a time. Anyway. I don't want two boners, one room. Not interested in that. There's. You know why there's. It's not even like an insecurity about size. They do. Could be packing a monster. Friendly fire. I fear friendly fire. I. If I'm in a room and another guy's. I'm scared to death of friendly fire. Know what's going. I don't know. That dude could be, you know, one of those shooters or next thing you know, I'm getting decorated. I'm not interested in that. There's too much. I've invited it. If I allow a second boner in the room that I could be decorated or that somehow or another, in the middle of it all, you know, the wife turns over and yells to decorate my husband. Like, no, no, no, no, no. Then it's too late. It's too late. Like that. Now you find out that's what she's into. And then you got that goo in your eye and you're trying to get. It's burning. You don't. You've seen it. When you've done it to your wife, you don't want that happening to you. That looks horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Better using me, babe.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't know how guys in porn don't apologize. Half the time they're doing that to somebody. Cause, you know, it's one thing to paint. It's another one to be ocular and like, you watch them hit them in the eye and their eye closed and they struggle to open. Like, there should be an apology involved immediately. Porn should occasionally have a. Good Lord, I'm sorry. Hey, that shouldn't be there. I told you to close your eyes. I'm so sorry. That's gonna sting. It's nothing.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like a BB gun or. Well, spit wads. No shots to the eye.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Yeah, exactly. You keep it. Keep it from the, I guess, mouth in the BB gun world, but you have a little bit more leeway. But again, you can't control that thing. Some guys are. Some guys are Wagner power painters. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You can roll up on Peter north or something.

[Brett Vesely]

And, you know, I don't need that. I need a guy like me who Wiener. Looks like a kid with cerebral palsy throwing up. It's just kind of a. And then it's over. And you're like, that was nice. No chance of that stuff knocking an eye out. I'm not getting all Christmas story with my shots. Black Bart's safe. But yeah, I'm afraid of Friendly fire. So the swinger world. Not for me. This guy said, in Florida, the swingers put flamingos in their yards. There's people everywhere. Every trailer park with old people is swinging. This one says, after listening to this story and all these emailers, I'm amazed at the amount of whores there are in this city. All this talk of being unfaithful is just disgusting. My girl would never sleep with another man, and I love her for that. Signed Christian rapper Nathan Sutherland. All right, Nathan. She wouldn't sleep with another man, but she'd sleep through a lot of them. This guy says there's a huge AZ swinger group on Reddit. They have photos all over. Also Quora. Q U A, R A. Oh, Q U O R A. I'm sorry. Definitely hot girls on there, and they're trying to get people to bang their husbands. If it's a can of pineapple, does that mean she's gonna be like. She's gonna be good, but it's like in an iron lung. Yeah, she. If it's processed, it has to be fresh pineapple. I think after it's a can of rings. Yeah. After the girl is like, chunks, 50, no chunks. No, you can't do chunks. No chunks. But if you're. If you're over 50, you go to the canned one. No longer fresh pineapple. That's kind of a thing. There's nothing fresh about it, man. It says, who gets that joker first? What if every other C wants your wife's honeyhole, makes you get a mouth hug from some guy and you got to watch. That's true. Who gets what? Andre's right. You own the wife body parts. Which one do you like? I don't understand it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you get to lease out certain sections.

[Brett Vesely]

You're subletting her body out again. That part may be fun, but I'm not interested in double boners and friendly Fire. And I don't want to watch anybody do that. That's what the Internet's for. I feel it's a little intrusive to be in a room when people are trying to have sexual relations. Friendly Fire is the reason why this one always says I was. I always thought it was really gay. Two dongs and one woman. When dudes rub their junk together, it is.

[John Holmberg]

Go with that feeling.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't like that either. When you watch the two. Like, when they're doing the. Although there is one video that I really enjoyed. Five stars.

[John Holmberg]

I'll send it over.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll tell you about it.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

And then you can search it out on your own, Brady. Think of lettuce or something and how gross it is, because this is gonna make you sick. It's a gang bang with. Damn it. I just forgot her name. I'll find it. But she's got a lot going on there, and it's the only time I've ever really enjoyed that. Oh, man. What was her name? Oh, it's gonna drive me crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

Sally Semen X.

[Brett Vesely]

There it is. Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Just a tick. Sally Seam. That's right. See, that's why I asked you not to be a part. Because it became like I was now in a room with a 12 year old scared of the topic. Who would say something stupid like Sally Semen X. Where did it go? Where did it go?

[John Holmberg]

You didn't bookmark this one.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I did. Just. That's why I'm. Look, I gotta go through a lot. I'm scrolling through an awful lot of these timeout suns. Give me a break here. Brett, Stretch, Brady. Lana Rhodes. It's Lana Rhodes. Okay, so Lana Rhodes is. She's. She's in there and it's. And she goes, it's my first gang bang. And she's in a room there. And then the next thing you know, she's doing it. And there's a scene where everybody's stuff's touching and normally I'm like, all right, I'm gonna turn it. That one. I didn't. Some reason. That was a good one. So. But still, awful lot of bonus. Like five. She had five going at once. And no man in that room was waiting. It was an impressive display of ambidexterity, really. Each hand, her face, her whole lower end. Everything was. You know, it was almost like Native Americans were there. No part of the body was being wasted. They were using it all and giving it back to the earth. They got a little cavalier at the end with the floor, I'll tell you that. But interesting all the way around. Enjoy that, Brady. You're welcome back in.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Not with Sally Semen X gags, though. Come on. It's fun. It's alliteration. I understand that. Super Sally Semen X.

[Dick Toledo]

Get it?

[Brett Vesely]

No, it doesn't make any sense. You just said words that took a little bit of the pressure off of you to feel. This gang bang conversation may not be something you want to do. The other thing that I was looking at. Did you see Suzanne Summers?

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he aied her husband. Her. She's been dead since like 2018 or something. I don't know, but he aied Suzanne Summers and said she wanted this 40 years ago. She talked about how awesome it would be to have an AI version. He wants to redo three's Company episodes. And he's going back to the John Ritter estate. Yeah. Alan Hamill, he's going back to the John Ritter estate to try to get them to do AI John Ritter. And they built a prototype of her. And it's got a whole bunch of like, it can talk and like it asked. I watched the video.

[Dick Toledo]

He's next to the Asian guy that helped design. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But I watched a video of the Suzanne Summers doll and the guy asks, like, what's your favorite memory with Alan? And she breaks out into this story about how they did a cooking show once. And she's like, remember? And it's a joke. She jokes and she goes, oh, we had it all over us. We did. We're doing smoothies on a cooking show and the blender broke and it got all over me. And I couldn't believe I had more smoothie on me than we did smoothie in the thing. And we laughed and it became this running joke at the house. Right. And she's like saying right to the husband. And. And. But I did notice this. Like, he's like, I missed her. You know, she was wonderful. She always said that she would be fine with being replaced by an artificial intelligence intelligence version of herself. Likely story. You didn't talk about that when she was alive. Nobody ever said, you know, when Suzanne dies, she's giving me permission to AI her. If that were the case, I would say that to everyone all the time. So I didn't look crazy when I actually followed through with it. You know, you would know now if.

[Dick Toledo]

He puts that John Ritter together and then they team her up with 75 year old Joyce DeWitt. The Three Company. Three Company episodes.

[Brett Vesely]

Look, I'd rather, you know what the first Three's Company episode I would like to be the Death of Janet. And we'll just say we won't even include Joyce DeWitt. Just maybe some flashback clips. But they. This thing together. But if I. If, you know, you can't. You can't just come out of the blue after your wife's dead with a robot AI version of her that looks like it's 19. Notice he.

[Dick Toledo]

This guy went to work.

[Brett Vesely]

He did not build the one he last saw.

[Dick Toledo]

I find. I mean, I'm like, they built season one.

[Brett Vesely]

He built season one. He built season 1. Sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Morning sickness and That's. That's more proof that it's just like this is a sex toy. He's trying to make it. Oh, we're recreate three Company episodes. Technology's almost there. Are we. Why did you build the, you know, 1975 version if it's just to have your house filled with her memory again? And he's got her voice, and he picked her voice from early seasons of Three's Company and her. The movie that she did before the Yellow Rose of Texas or whatever that thing was called. Last American Drive In, I don't remember, but she had lines from that. So they. They picked her voice up off of that and then input, you know, Suzanne Summers AI and it finds everything on the Internet that's ever been done about Suzanne Summers. So she can tell stories. She can. She has the knowledge of her history. And.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, that company, realbotics is going to have orders.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, can you. I didn't read that. Can you order your own or is this just exclusive to that Allen guy?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, well, it said he.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Dick Toledo]

He worked with a company called Real Robotics.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Dick Toledo]

But they're not a digital twin, so I don't think they're just.

[Brett Vesely]

But they're not building it for mass production of Suzanne Summers.

[Dick Toledo]

No, they'll.

[Brett Vesely]

They'll build a dog.

[Dick Toledo]

Other people that want to have their.

[Brett Vesely]

So the eradication of women is 10 years away. That's happening especially now that it has stories with you. Especially if, like, if you've journaled or kept. Like that's what's. That's the thing that they're going to encourage now. You know, all these recordings on your phone, all this other stuff up. We've been doing it for years doing it. They've been treating. Not knowing that the whole thing is like, we'll just replicate after that. We've got their voice, we've got things they like to do. All your Instagram, all your Facebook and everything else is your future AI memory bank. And it's going to assess the pictures and like right now, if you note. I don't know if you guys have an update on the phone. If you text me more than three lines of any. My buddy Chris Catero text me the other day. And the. When you click on your.

[Dick Toledo]

Does he do it a line at a time?

[Brett Vesely]

No. No. When you click on your messages, if it's more than. Not like three separate.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like if you text me a text that's like, you know, a paragraph or so, it doesn't show me the first words on the line. It says, you know, chris Catero, Steelers assessment. It'll say it there. And I click it open, and it's a paragraph about the Steelers, because Chris and I talk about that all the time. So if you text me right now a bunch of stuff saying, you know, I went over to, I don't know, Viet Shack, Tong and I were going breeze experience at Viet Shack. My. My text from you will have a headline before when. And then when I open it, it'll be your text.

[Dick Toledo]

So it gives you an idea what you might be getting into when you.

[Brett Vesely]

One is just advice on, you know, lawn care. And then my. My yard guy said, hey, we talked about those weeds. The other it reads it and then tells you what it's about.

[Dick Toledo]

Recommended gang bang.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Yeah. If I did that for Brett right now. If I said, look, here's the gang bang I've been talking about. Lana Rhodes takes five at once, and I'm telling you right now, it's some of the best gang bang work ever. It would go over and say, john reviews gang bang.

[John Holmberg]

You should do that.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's already kind of picking up, like, meh. It's giving me CliffsNotes on people who text me too long. It's ridiculous.

[Dick Toledo]

Doug Hopkins will be calling.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Troy Hayden sent me a nice text yesterday that, you know. You know, things we talked about the night before. And whatever it says, Troy thanks you for last night. Talks about, you know, this, that, and the other real, like, six, seven words. It was a text about the text from my AI it's weird. So. And there's nobody out there that wants a Threes company reunion. Enough to build robots? No, this guy's having a can I it? Moment with the Japanese. It's like, I don't know. I miss my wife. And they're like, we rebuild your life. A robot. Like, yeah, could we do it when she was young, though? Oh, so you didn't really miss her.

[Dick Toledo]

He knows there's no shot of John Ritter the estate.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't know that. I mean, Three's Company. I don't know how much money is in.

[Dick Toledo]

Although wanted his wife back.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll tell you this. Everyone would watch that one episode of3's company AI.

[Dick Toledo]

They got a lot of work to do. The voice and stuff is everything. But if you watch that little video of her talking, that's the robot.

[Brett Vesely]

If you.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, you're right.

[Brett Vesely]

A full thing of old stuff, you.

[Dick Toledo]

Could do that now.

[Brett Vesely]

You just got to get permission from the dead. Back in the early 90s, talking about.

[Dick Toledo]

An actual you Know same thing though.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he wants to have like interaction again. If you were to rebuild your wife and for women to go, oh my God, he missed her so much. He rebuilt her. But then they see what he rebuilt. It's just gonna piss women off. What women would want you to do is rebuild age appropriate wife. This Dude's in his 70s.

[Dick Toledo]

He rebuilt pre Thigh Master.

[Brett Vesely]

He rebuilt Chrissy Snow and probably enhanced it a little. I bet you she doesn't have any cellulite accidentally. Although Suzanne Somers was always in shape. You know, she had a ward or two that we didn't see. He rebuilt her in the years he missed out on. They were married for 55 years, so he saw it all over those 55 years. If you could rebuild your wife and you're like, oh, I miss her so much. In our house, you didn't build the one that you were last. Like the one with all the age on her. The one that had all the memories and the things you grew old with. He built 20, 21 year old Suzanne Summers. Oh, yeah. And then he's like, isn't this amazing? We'll redo some three's Company episodes. Like, why we know what you're doing. Well, I'm ask John Ritter for. What are you getting? What are you Dan now? You're trying to get a threesome with John Ritter's AI doll. It's right there in front of you. And you guys are the ones putting all your videos out and all your stuff. And you know, if it can assess my texts within a second, it can look at your video of you and Turks and Caicos and say, all right, remember when we were in Turks? It's dated timestamps. We're on that one place. And it knows my Meta glasses. I can look at a mountain. It'll tell me exactly where I am. I'll just go, hey, Meta. Where am I right now? You're approximately one mile south of Camelback Mountain. What am I looking at? That is part of the Phoenix Mountain range, Camelback Mountain. Included in that is North Mountain Fiesta. I'm like, oh, my God. So if I do that stuff and it can look at your pictures and know where it is. Have you ever done a thing where you. It now guesses what's in the. Have you done the Take a picture of me and bus my dog and then you put it in your photos and when you scroll up on it, it tells you the breed of the dog, what's going on? Yeah, it's crazy. And nobody even. That's an accident, but, like, right, if I do this, this is bus bugging me while I'm going to the bathroom. If you just scroll up, it gives you a breed a guess. It's wrong on this one because it says doggy day. Bordeaux. It's a dog. That bus kind of looks like one of those. That gives you the time where it was the GPS coordinates. Oh, we've been giving this information away like crazy for when they build our AI replacements and they plug us in.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he's still alive.

[John Holmberg]

This is kind of gonna bring back the Ropers and Mr. Furley and Larry and stuff. I mean, Larry's 80. Larry still can't do much acting, so.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, Larry Dallas is still alive. And Joyce DeWitt was never really anybody. We paid it. Look, three's company. She was one where you kind of wished it was just Two's Company. And maybe she visits now and again.

[John Holmberg]

She was Gilligan's island and the others.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You always. You never really believed.

[Dick Toledo]

Slapped the regal beagle together.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, sure. Regal beagle was nothing. And the interior of the regal beagle was always disappointing. It looked like Durant's, only without any of the delicious steaks. Three's Company. It was always like. You always felt like Jack was just throwing Janet a bone every time he flirted with her. He didn't want to have sex with Janet. No one did. It was like, oh, he's pretending that he's gonna bone Janet, but. But deep down, that's just to keep Chrissy comfortable. That he's just a pervert. He's got his eyes on one.

[John Holmberg]

He was Dan. Dan the dancing man.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man, was he. Those two sharing a room together. I mean, that's the only thing that kept. The only reason Jack didn't bone Chrissy is because there was always a Janet in there. That weird lesbian hair that she had all the time.

[Dick Toledo]

And she kept the place clean, though.

[Brett Vesely]

She did. She seemingly kept everything tidy. Christy didn't look like much of a cleaner. Hot. Gotcha. But, yeah, he built her. So you can do that. Keep that in mind, ladies.

[Dick Toledo]

She was married to that Alan Trammell for 50 or.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, 55 years. Yeah. How about that? That's what it said in the article. If they were together, but.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, together.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, you're gonna say Lee Majors.

[Dick Toledo]

No. Patrick Duffy. No.

[Brett Vesely]

They were on a TV show that was. That wasn't real TV show. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought they actually got together after.

[Brett Vesely]

That was very good acting, Brady. They were very good. It made you believe. And that's important when you're pretending to be a couple on tv. But no, that was just TV show. And how come they didn't bring that up? Why not redo Step by Step?

[John Holmberg]

She's older then.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Yeah. Because they don't care. She was a mother of three in that. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's Three Days. Three Days Grace. Three's Company wants the American Graffiti girl. That's that stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

He doesn't want the one that was playing a mother of three worn out. Right. You're not gonna rebuild that? Why would I rebuild that? That's like. That's like having access to AI and the first thing you make is a Big Montana. What's wrong with you? I'm gonna make an Arby sandwich. Like, why? We'll get one of them tight burgers.

[John Holmberg]

Matthew says. Okay. John, if they do Redo3's company.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They can't let the women wear bras like they used to back in the original.

[Brett Vesely]

Chrissy didn't wear bra.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot. She did not wear a bra. And what you have to do if you're gonna redo it is have AI Jack Tripper. Just the lights out of Chrissy like we always wanted. Like that has. That has to be how it ends with an A. I mean, why build all this and not have it go sideways with Internet dirt?

[John Holmberg]

What was the finale on that? Did he wind up banging somebody?

[Brett Vesely]

The finale of Three's Company turned into a show called Three's a Crowd. I remember. Yeah, I remember that. He opened a restaurant. So Jack got married. They got some other broad and opened Jack's Bistro. And it went. It was a real thing. And then there was another broad and the two girls left. And he lived on his own with his wife.

[John Holmberg]

Did Larry or Janet or anybody swing by or.

[Brett Vesely]

Not really.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought Larry did.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe Larry, but not too often. He was out of his life. Larry was some independent swinger guy. And this was. It's. Yeah, it was a bad show. But it didn't. Just Three's Company didn't. And Jack had a.

[John Holmberg]

It just moved on.

[Brett Vesely]

He had. Yeah. He found someone had to move in with that lady.

[Dick Toledo]

Two seasons, maybe.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. But he was a chef. So why I have knowledge of this and can't figure out how to hang a bike rack is beyond me. That's what. That's what Brady Scott has gifted me with memory of every television show I've ever watched.

[Dick Toledo]

And the spin offs. It's impressive.

[Brett Vesely]

Spin offs are. The spinoffs are a little bit. You know, everybody remembers the Ropers. Terrible. Although when the Ropers moved on, it did give us finally kind of Jeffrey Tambor, who was their landlord, and giving him a hard time all the time. But then he went on to do Arrested Development. He was in everything, but he was in arrest development, all that other stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

The Ropers did eventually come around to it, but, you know, it was hard. And Ms. Furley was strong.

[Brett Vesely]

Ropers were better than Furley.

[John Holmberg]

I think so, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Three's Company Ropers were much better. Their relationship was hilarious. And he also did very much what Brett liked a lot, which was he called Jack a twink. Didn't have a didn't. And he made gay rights. His gay jokes were hilarious. Anyway, so we may be seeing more Threes Company with the Japanese dolls of Suzanne Summers. How would you feel like if your dad said, I'm gonna bring your. And they're like, oh, my God, yeah, we can do it. Like, we have. Her voice will be. She'll be back in the house. And then you go over to his house. He's like, 24. That's crazy. Exactly. Dad, what did you do this for? Why don't you bring back mom that we knew? Oh, this is a mom I knew for sure before you ruined her.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thanks, dad.

[Brett Vesely]

Let me tell you a little advice as a guy in his 70s. Every day you're with a woman is worse than the day before. Oh. Yep. It just gets worse and worse and worse until one of us just checks out. I have the ability to build a good one and start over. Ladies, you better get on this. You better start making friends with those Japanese nerds you've been avoiding your whole life because they're building better use. Oh, women in their 60s. Plus, they're gonna. There's gonna. You think it's bad right now with school shootings, with incels. Take a menopausal woman and say, you've been replaced with technology. There's no need for you from here on out.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you were gonna say what they would come up with. You know, if you won't hear women, like, replacing your husband at a certain time. I want him at 70.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they'd want some. Yeah, don't worry about it. You can have that. You can have the real thing. They're too picky. They're gonna have to. There's you. There's gonna be women with lots of AR15s rolling around malls just firing away at everything, because if you build an army of what they were, they're going to seem, you know, they've been put out to pasture and they won't do it with them. I don't want to go like that. They can't be picky anymore. Their whole game's up. And you can thank the Japanese for. By the way, ladies, I'm on your side. I don't think this is a good idea. I think this is going to make men crazy and old ladies go nuts. And you know what's going to be worse? When the robots realize I don't want humans at all, they age and get weird. And then the robots start boning each other because they'll be smart enough to recognize that we're flawed. Why get involved with this thing? It can die. We're slowly just getting rid of their own family. The simulation is slowly. Yeah, they'll just start building robots themselves. Robots that build robots is the old Pablo Francisco joke. But it were close. Why? What would they want with our flesh and bone? We're. We're flawed messes. And we'd be too stupid eventually. That's it. Yeah, we. The simulation is very. It's a very real thing to me. I got theories. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now. Thank you. Miles to know where Katie and the Hobbs. The theme songs Rolling strong. Quarter way through.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't seem like that long.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Being a quarter of the way through.

[Brett Vesely]

Baseball starts tomorrow. That's interesting. We're just talking off the air. Brett said like you've. I don't know why this got to my. You've never tried a cigarette?

[John Holmberg]

No, never interested me. My parents did and I just. Just. I don't know. Never did anything for him.

[Brett Vesely]

Even around the house, like a. Like a. Like a cigarette butt. You never lit it up just to see? No, never even tried it.

[John Holmberg]

Done lots of other things, but that was one thing. I just never, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Why draw the line there?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know, it just. I don't know. Just always thought it stunk and I was like, man, whatever, it does.

[Brett Vesely]

But even still.

[John Holmberg]

And then we see some of the burnouts in high school and stuff. You're like, oh, cool. I get to look like that.

[Brett Vesely]

I always thought it looked cool.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think it did like in the 70s and stuff like that when everybody was lighting up. But yeah, it never did anything for.

[Dick Toledo]

Me and my mom. Ready?

[Brett Vesely]

My dad smoked.

[Dick Toledo]

I. I try. I picked up a cigarette one time and tried it. Didn't like it.

[Brett Vesely]

Just.

[Dick Toledo]

I did. I got sick on a cigar.

[Brett Vesely]

I've tried cigars. I don't like that, but okay.

[John Holmberg]

On the flip side, I have. I'll smoke a cigar. Not regularly, but if somebody hands them out, I'll do it. Yeah, I know, but I just never.

[Brett Vesely]

I've never. I don't think I've ever known anybody who hasn't even given it.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Like a curiosity, but a cigar.

[John Holmberg]

I will.

[Brett Vesely]

Or a peer pressure.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

I remember for a little bit, Kurt and I, my buddy Kurt, were like, we'll roll up a pack in our arm or we'll try this. We're gonna try to. And because we were Marlon Brando, we were being funny about it. But at the same time, it's like, what if this works? Like, what if we get, like, a cool image out of this? And it wasn't like we were total dorks, but we were kind of like, let's. Let's create a new Persona. Like, what do you want to do? I'm gonna smoke. I'm like, me, too. And we did. We were terrible at it. We didn't do it regularly. We just did it when we were out together, like, and threw it in there. I would throw darts every once in a while. Why not? How you doing? How you doing? It gives you something to do. It just was. Kept me.

[Dick Toledo]

Creates a whole new character.

[Brett Vesely]

It does. Oh, we were totally different human beings. Hilarious. More like the. The funny factor went through the moon because we knew what we were up to. And you'd hang out with the girls who smoked at, you know, the restaurant, some of Tony Romas. And then the hot girls would smoke in the back and go back and smoke with them. You smoke? Yeah. Smoke. Of course I do. It's what I like. Cool people do. Got allergies right now, though, so each time I inhale, it hurts.

[John Holmberg]

I tell you what, all the jerks that would, like, smoke at work and stuff like that, I'm going. Taking a break with them. A smoke break.

[Brett Vesely]

Cool. I'm going out, too. You know what?

[John Holmberg]

Screw that.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's just weird. I never met anybody who's never even tried a cigarette ever. You don't have any curiosity. I know. You know, it wouldn't, like, be, like, an addictive thing, but, like, you've never even gone. Let's just taste this for the sake of it.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

And you'll drink sambuca.

[John Holmberg]

Sambuca, yeah. I'll smoke a cigar so much. No problem there, either. I just. Cigarettes.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm sorry. I don't know why that happened. Yeah. That's strange.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Smoked weed.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Smoked weed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's not like you're against. You just don't want to smoke cigarettes.

[John Holmberg]

Don't give me a. Don't give me a Marlboro Red.

[Brett Vesely]

It's just out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And no chance. Not kidding.

[John Holmberg]

I went 50 something years now without it.

[Brett Vesely]

That's my point. Give it a rye. Give it one try. What if you love it, why try the cigar then?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I. I got no. I got no explanation. I know it's hypocritical, but I'm just kind of like. I was like, yeah, I'll try that.

[Dick Toledo]

You're not inhaling the cigar necessarily.

[Brett Vesely]

Why not? You get a nice buzz off that. Oh, it's nice. You overdo it. You'll throw up all over the place. You're gonna nail a cigar. Oh, yeah. It gives you a nice little.

[John Holmberg]

You're not a cigar guy.

[Brett Vesely]

You get lovely. I don't like. It's too phallic. It's like big.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm not, you know. You smoking Grouchos or anything like that?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm not smoking Swisher. Sweets are too gay. And the real cigars, like dudes with your lips have to be so like over there, like, oh, this is kind of like prison, I think.

[John Holmberg]

Is that the new swag over at the other station?

[Brett Vesely]

I never. Yeah, yeah. They should give away cigars at kdkb. They'll be number one for me. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I just never. I like cigars. Always were gay to me. Women, Women that smoke them end up stinking cigars. Yeah, I don't like that. Although it's kind of funny, like to see a woman with a cigar in her mouth, but it is. It just looks gross. And then it's usually a bunch of dudes in a weird wooden room. It's so gay.

[Dick Toledo]

Sitting around talking.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Like, cigarettes are for everybody. And I don't smoke, but it's like, I get it. And it's social. It's like. It's like cocktails. Cigars are. You gentlemen want to retire to a room where there's absolutely no chance of.

[Dick Toledo]

Women ever showing up on the golf course? A lot of guys will do that.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. It gets a little gay.

[Dick Toledo]

Then the dude that has the. That cherry vanilla, like the pipe smoke.

[Brett Vesely]

Pipes are.

[Dick Toledo]

Now they have them in the cigars.

[Brett Vesely]

That's gay too. I just don't like. Hey, I'm hanging around all these boys. Golfing and stuff. You know what? I need to suck on something big and brown. I'm gonna do that right now in front of you. I always thought cigars were a little bit gay. It's just too. Too much dude energy with no chance of like any sort of. Like. It's just guys hanging out with other guys and sucking stuff. That's to me right there. I think it just defined why I won't. I've had cigars. I threw up in a sink.

[Dick Toledo]

And I was like, in sixth grade.

[Brett Vesely]

Mine was cigar in sixth grade.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Well, it was New Year's and my dad was over there and he said, you want to try? You know, we were saying we wanted to do a cigar. I want to do. All right, here you go. He knew.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he gets you.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, hour later, you're just green.

[John Holmberg]

That's like some people drinking too. Because our buddy Chris is the same way. He's like, I tried a beer one time when I was 15. I never liked it. Never went back.

[Brett Vesely]

It's weird.

[John Holmberg]

He was a little. He's older than both of us now and still isn't.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. Yeah. I don't think I've ever met anybody who hasn't at least just done it once. Not one puff off a cigarette. Gosh, that's weird. I'd like to watch you smoke. I mean, I just.

[John Holmberg]

But then you make out what a broad is smoking.

[Brett Vesely]

Some of them terrible. Some of them never had a stink.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Like a girl.

[Brett Vesely]

That girl I dated for two years smoked and never once did she smell. It was amazing.

[John Holmberg]

She's Have a pocket or what?

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, you couldn't have. I swear. She was one of those. That was like, there's. Does not stick to her. Her car, horrible. Her never. It was so strange. I like, did not have it. My mom smoked and didn't smell like smoke, like, at all. But the cigarettes in the car were murder. But she never. That is even worse. Never smelled like cigarettes. Your mom. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The house never smelled like smoke. But in the car.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the car was brutal.

[John Holmberg]

My cousin in Chicago, like, you know, we'll go to bar or something, and afterwards she's like, you need to ride home.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, no, I'm nothing.

[John Holmberg]

It's a cancer. I'm catch cancer just getting in the car.

[Brett Vesely]

Stinky asterisk.

[John Holmberg]

Because, you know, especially there in the wintertime, you got the windows up the whole time. It's.

[Dick Toledo]

But, man, you can. You know, you go into an apartment, a condo, a house.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You can tell when somebody smells well, even like the. The hotels in Vegas back in the day.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I've had to switch rooms.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I couldn't breathe, but Yeah, I. That's 50 year old rooms at the Dunes. Like, I can't be in here. Strange. Interesting. Brett.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know why Cortez still smells like it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, that's part of the charm now. I've never heard anybody say that. That they never actually even tried it.

[John Holmberg]

Never tried it.

[Brett Vesely]

Four foot bong. No, never hit a bong.

[John Holmberg]

That's a Larry thing.

[Brett Vesely]

It is a Larry thing. It'll try to kill you.

[John Holmberg]

I saw him one time, like, I think. I think he had like a six footer or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He had to stand on the couch.

[Brett Vesely]

I had one in his garage that nearly killed me. And is that what got you off of it? It's in the hospital. I never did it in the first place, Larry. It was bad. And the garage was so full of smoke that you didn't even have to be smoking it. And you started getting sick and high from it. It was. The place was on fire.

[John Holmberg]

Well, and Larry, he had that. From what I understand, he. He was. That he had that chronic stuff, like the, the good stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I was like, the first time when he's like, this is called Keith. And I didn't know what that was. Is he sprinkling magic powder over. I didn't know what was going on.

[Dick Toledo]

There's some guys in college that had a six footer and they rode on it, you know, at the Towering Inferno, but they forgot the one end. And towering in Pharaoh.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it works. Yeah. Keith is when you grind up the weed and then it turns into this powder version that's almost all thc. And then you sprinkle it over what you're gonna smoke. I learned it that day. It scared me to death. And I'm like, oh, okay. I didn't at the time, I didn't even know what I was doing. I'm like, this will be like my first try. And Larry introduces me to, you know, it's like, hey, I think I'm interested in running. And he's like, all right, here's Usain Bolt. Run next to him for a minute. I'm like, I don't know if that's a great idea. So I get in there with a professional. I think I like boxing. Oh, let me introduce you to Manny Pacquiao. You can get in the ring with him. Like, I don't know anything about this. So I just know where the gloves Go. And that's it. And then Larry tried to kill me. It was terrible. Hated it. But, yeah, I tried, but I was in there. Gave her. Gave it a rip. That's crazy. All right, well, good for Brett. Peer pressure, none. But that cigar thing is kind of good. This guy says, I smoke two cigars a day. And I think the lounge is. The lounge thing is a bit poorly. I have my own lounge in my house, and it's a game room, movie room. But do you retire to it with dudes? Because that's like, there's one over on 44th Street. And yeah, Camelback. You walk by there, a bunch of closeted gays. That's all I see. I'm like, oh, you won't tell your wives what you really want to do? Hang out in a room that smells funny and stuck big brown things with not a nary a woman in sight or a chance of, like, a gaggle of chicks to come in. It is. And comfortable leather chairs. Like, everything in there just shouts, relax. Put this in your butt. Everything in there is gay. Ever. I've never tried a cigarette. That got me. All right, it's time for the morning sickness to put out a psa. Stop it with the Teslas. Two times in the last week I've had to be stopped for a place that had a threat because there were people with a lot of Teslas. And you go in and they're doing the mirror under the car. One was at the Suns game. They're doing mirror bombs for. And I'm like, come on, are we getting this dumb Tesla's didn't do anything to you. You can hate Elon Musk all you want, but you're just mucking it up for the rest of us. Stop it. You don't like what's going on? That's. That's fine. Pick it. Walk around. Make a sign. Blowing stuff up and making it harder for me to get into a parking garage is just gonna make me want you dead. That's all. The Tesla explosions aren't accomplishing anything at all. And it's getting to the point, like, at the sun's game, I'm walking by the garage door thing or the parking garage entrance, and there's two dudes with those. You see them in like, Iraq and movies when they're doing the mirror sweeps underneath. And I'm like, what's this? And he goes, tesla threats. And I'm like, at the Suns game? Really? Yeah. Can't take any chances that somebody's not going to come in here. And try that. Well, shouldn't we do. Why would just a Tesla be the thing then?

[John Holmberg]

Ace Rothstein made it through in the.

[Brett Vesely]

End of the movie, so, yeah, Elon's not there.

[Dick Toledo]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

I get why they're doing it, but he's not. Look, probably the person driving the Tesla is more like you than Elon. He wants to save the environment. He's into the electric thing. He's probably a little hoity toity about like being first on his block to be a guy saving the planet. He's probably a hippie. Chances are he's probably got a little hippie juice in him. You want to blow his car up? Stop it.

[John Holmberg]

It's stupid. You're not proving it. It's like Elon already got his money for that car, right? Screwing up somebody else's life.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. And so then you. Then the next argument. We'll just blow up Tesla dealerships. There's people in there working too. Probably have the same thing in mind you had in mind. I'd like the planet to be now. All of a sudden you don't like anything, so now the Tesla's got to blow up. Doesn't make sense. Too many. I don't normally care until it affects me. That's my rule in life. It's like, well, whatever's going on, it's going on until it gets to me. Then I will just observe. But it started to creep in there, and then the next thing you know, I don't want to watching bombs sniffing dogs and mirrors under cars just try to go to the Sons and Bucks game. Are you crazy? The valet guys weren't doing it. The valet guys weren't searching under the cars. Just the ones parking in the parking garage in the arena. Come on. If you're a person who thinks that that's a good idea, you're politically brainwashed just as much as the people you hate. You're on the same exact spectrum as them. It's just the polar opposite end. It's just you guys are both on crazy. Crazy and you. I hate them so much that I'm gonna be as crazy as they are to match it. It's like, that's not better. Have a better plan than blowing things up. Idiots. I don't particularly like the body style of a Tesla. That's the one thing. Like, they're fast. The fastest thing I've ever been in. By far. It's the fastest car I've ever been in. Blowing those up doesn't add up to me. So to all you Tesla Owners, you better get one of those mirrors. Because evidently they're worried about it at, you know, concerts and arena stuff. And it's a pain in the ass.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna clogs everything.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it clogs up everything. So quit it. That's gotta happen like next to immediately. Here's another thing I can't stand. Adults stop. You do this, Brady. I listened to a guy say this to somebody the other day. He goes, woof. I'm pushed. I think I'm gonna take myself a little nappy to nap nap today. And I'm like, can't adults just say nap?

[Dick Toledo]

I'm gonna take a nappy pappy.

[Brett Vesely]

You say nappy pappy. Why can't it. I'm gonna take a nappy nappers. Like can't you just say why does it have to be so adorable? A man telling another man, I'm tired, take myself a napity nap. Nap. Like no, just say nap. Now I have to be an adorable infant in a onesie with a breakaway back end. Just say the word nap. Then I thought of you because you said nappy pappy. Like, what's wrong with you? Just, I need a nap.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't say that too often. Mostly appy pappy.

[Brett Vesely]

You call appetizers appy Pappy's? Well, that makes sense to me because you humanize the lovemaking you're about to. Like that's sexual to you. So I understand making giving it a pet name when it's your true love, which is, you know, the thing that comes before the meal, the food. And when you say that, Brady means it. It's the thing that comes before the meal.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the foreplay teaser.

[Brett Vesely]

It's food foreplay pappy. But I've heard you say nappy pappy. No. And you're not alone. Adults just can't say I need a nap. Are you going to take a nap? Because people ask me that all the time with my new schedule. And I stay up all night and I go to the show and this is the last thing I do in my cycle. And then I go home and go to bed. So you get a nappy pappy or do you get a napple papal? Do you have a nabapity nip nap? What is wrong with you? Just ask me. Do you take a nap? Do you sleep in the daytime? Yeah, I do. Like a baby. Like, who needs nappies? No, I don't need nappies. Here's another thing. Why can't the handsome spokesman for Liberty Mutual say liberty? Why is that the ad campaign. Why is he trying to convince other people it's called Biberty Mutual. Why, why can't that be corrected?

[Dick Toledo]

Liberty Biberty.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's not Liberty Biberty anymore. He sits on a bench and somebody says Liberty Mutual. And he goes, it's actually pronounced Bibberty. And I'm like, no, it's not. Why are you doing this to your product? It's Biberty. He argues with a baby for five minutes. It's driving me insane. I can't wait for AI to take over. And I feel the most sorry right now for liberals with Teslas because a couple years ago that was awesome for them and now they're running at risk of their own people blowing them to bits because it doesn't make sense. Something's very broken. I have two friends with Teslas. One said he wishes his would blow up. They have. Well, they have no value after you buy. The one thing about Teslas is after a year or two, it's like having a Hewlett Packard in your garage.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like, yeah, not only that, just most of the electric cars.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it's just the whole thing is like the technology advanced. I thought you could upgrade the technology as it goes. That was one of the selling points. But there's a certain point you can't. I was riding with my buddy Jim, who's got a Tesla on our way back from, I think we were at a son's game and he was driving back and we're in the Tesla and I said, it doesn't like a Waymo. It goes, oh, Waymo's a thousand times more advanced than the Tesla that he has. He is one of the first couple years ones. And he said, watch this. And he put it on auto drive. And that was the most herky jerky thing I've ever been in, in my life. It didn't. It would like jam on the brakes if it couldn't see the lines. When it would. When a car was in front of it at a stoplight, it would. It felt like it was not going to stop and then it just screeching halt. And I'm like, I hate this. He goes, I don't even use it anymore. It's. It's enough to make you sick. And I'm like, on freeways it goes, but if something stops in front of it, it's last second material. And it doesn't read red lights or green lights like a Waymo does. So that technology is all, and then their value is zero. But for the most part, the people that, you know, really wanted one initially were like, I'm saving the planet. And now the same. Saving the planet. People are trying to blow them up. I don't get it. I don't get blowing things up to go, now we've got a better place.

[Dick Toledo]

We'll show them.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll show them. You know how you'd have to. You'd have to blow all of them up. And you know what you're doing? You're only increasing your own insurance rates with each car you explode. Somebody has to go, well, that. Especially on car lots. Well, we gotta cover that nut. And so who doesn't? Insurance companies never look at that as a wash. They're like, oh, more stuff to replace. Well, everyone's gonna pay an extra penny now.

[Dick Toledo]

The fact that they got it out there, whoever started, you know, you just do a couple. But now that it's out there, they know that could potentially cut in on the sales. Like, who's gonna go out, want to buy a new test?

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody. But that's the point. The people that wanted them in droves anyway are the ones who want to blow them up now. You know, they're blowing up, and they're shooting attacks. This doesn't make any sense to me. But again, that goes back to what we were talking about before, this whole simulation thing. The AI stuff I saw. Well, Jay Ackerman up at Tactical Black told me about a video, and I searched out some stuff, and I just saw the article. It's. Steve Wozniak basically apologized years ago for bringing AI to the party. He's like. And then a guy sitting next to him said, we have to always have the magic death pill, because it's now aware of itself, and it's aware of how to correct its own errors. It's aware of fixing its own viruses. It's aware of, like, you know, it's got, like, an immune system. And so we always have to have something. It cannot. We have to stay ahead of it. And I'm like, oh, that's a great idea. And then the last line, he says, and currently, we have nothing. So they hadn't. They're thinking about it now. And you won't can't now because you've given it all the information. There's, like, currently just unplugging. It won't work. There was a thing I watched, this is a while ago, where the AI computers were in a room solving something, and the people were talking to it, and they got fed up with the people and Created their own language in like 3 seconds and started to communicate with stuff we can't figure out. And then they came back. We figured it out. Oh yeah. They just coded like, what are they doing here? All they're going to do is mess this up, get them out. What can we do to make it so humans won't be able to follow what we're doing so we can get this done faster? And they just went into a code and just kind of just. It's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, talk amongst yourselves.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. And basically the scientists are like, oh, they've broken into a language only the two of them can understand. And now they're teaching it to the other ones. And they don't have to teach it. It's the Matrix. They plugged it in. Like what we were talking about. We've been told about AI replicants, Blade Runner.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

We've been talking about this for years and we're not even surprised by it. When you sat in, if you remember going to the movie the Matrix, nobody came out of that and went, what in the world was that? That doesn't make any sense. We're plugged into some sort. What in the world. We all were like, yeah, that seems feasible. That's a reasonable idea. There was a concept, it made you.

[Dick Toledo]

Wonder, are we in?

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Because it wasn't so far fetched to think, wow, that that's possible and it makes sense. And we were thinking it was pretty cool to just, I need to know karate. And then they just put it in the back of your head and you get. And you're doing karate downloaded. But none of it was actually real. But it didn't. Like, even dumb people watched that and said, yeah, it makes total sense to me. They plug it in, you're just a machine. And then the whole thing's a simulation that's not actually occurring in humanity. Those are the pods. I'm like, does this. Do you realize how this should have made us all confused, but it made us comfortable? Yeah, I've thought of this. This is the thing we've been told about replicants. We've been told about them for a long time to where we're not even surprised they exist. It's what movies and media have always done, is introduce you to the crazy. And then when it actually happens, you're like, oh, I've been seeing this forever. Like, Neil DeGrasse Tyson had that podcast the other day. And I think I was talking about this with you guys. You bring a guy back from 1995 or your grandpa and put him right here in today. And would he be worried about everything? No, he would recognize it all. He would know how to work it right away. But he'd look at the phone and go, oh, from Star Trek. And he'd look at this. Oh, that's from the Jetsons. Like all the stuff that. From 1995. He's like, oh, yeah, I remember seeing. Oh, we've got them now. Like we were talking about these things a long time ago. This is an AI replicant. Oh, like in 2001. Yeah, we invented it.

[Dick Toledo]

Hal.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Hal. It's real now. Say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness. No one.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why we need the time machine to eventually bring some back to. To take out Skynet.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, time machines are. That's not going to happen. Because if it's going to happen, it can't. If it. If it had happened, it would already be here. Time machine breaks time. So no matter when it is invented, was invented, it will always exist.

[John Holmberg]

Box full of pinball parts. You'll get some plutonium. You're fine, you know, don't worry about it.

[Brett Vesely]

So you just went Unabomber on okay, so Brett's answer is just blow up.

[John Holmberg]

Back to the future. That's how he got it.

[Brett Vesely]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

That's how he got his parts from the Libyans.

[Brett Vesely]

It's true. The Libyans had the plutonium and some pinball. Yeah, it's not a good thing. I don't think you should suggest that again. Although feasible. You can't. You can't just blow up AI though. Yeah, it's crazy. Time machines make sense to us because of our nostalgic brains when go back and redo stuff. So it would be like if only I could. That makes sense. But time machine as an invention. I'll argue with anybody that that'll never. If it has been invented, we would know about it. Jesus would have known about it. Time machines show up whenever. Only if they can only go back if they can't go forward. But that would. Even still, it messes up everything. Which again, it doesn't take much to explain the time space continuum to people. And dumb people like me got that right away. Oh, yeah. If you screw that up, then the butterfly effect, it's like, oh, yeah, you messed that up a little.

[Dick Toledo]

Great movie.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's so good. Nobody explained it better than Ashton Kutcher. We were on the butterfly train. Stop yelling. I'm so glad his friend raped people. And that he stood by his side. So we never have to hear from him again. Danny Masterson is the second worst person in that whole ordeal because we now we don't have any more Ashton Kutcher for supporting a rapist. And I'm so grateful to Danny for taking that, you know, bearing that cross. So we didn't get any more Ashton Kutcher. I. I hope that was intentional. I hope Danny Masterson laid in bed and said, I'm going to rape some people. I'm going to ask Ashton to be on my side, and I'm going to rid the society of Ashton Kutcher.

[Dick Toledo]

I need you, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I need you right now. I got it. I'm on your side. Okay, great. Thanks. Could you write a letter for me? And ruin your career? You bet. Thanks for yelling every word you've ever said. Thank you very much.

[John Holmberg]

Donovan brings up those dumb enough to bomb a Tesla don't pay insurance anyway.

[Brett Vesely]

You think that's true? They're uninsured Tesla bombers. Okay. Anyway, yeah, I just. That simulation thing has always been to me again, I'm fascinated by that conversation and the Degrasse Tyson thing because they're like, they would be. Someone from 1995 would not be clueless if you just erased them and brought them to today. They would recognize all the stuff we've got now. Keep in mind there'd be no Internet for them. Fledgling at best is what they maybe had a concept of it showing up. They didn't know what it was going to be. They had no idea what cell phones were, iPhones, everybody walking around with. But all the stuff that they'd seen up till that point had told them, don't be afraid of it.

[Dick Toledo]

Wonder if it was 10, you know, 85, 10 years earlier.

[Brett Vesely]

Still had Star Trek, pretty good chunk. Still had all the stuff that you like. All those movies. Hal had already been, you know, Blade.

[John Holmberg]

Runner was already out.

[Brett Vesely]

Blade Runner had already come out. I mean, we had been told by the media and Hollywood and all this other stuff, don't worry about it. Star Trek was the 60s. Little handheld devices. You can communicate nonstop with everybody and then hit another button and it does something else and hit another button. It's like, oh, those are like the tricorder. Yeah, right. Brady knows. See, he could have disappeared 40 years ago and shown up again and go, oh, yeah, well, you got the Star Trek things now. The only thing we really don't have is the Jetsons, flying cars and stuff. But the Jetsons even had AI Rosie. Rosie was floating around inside there doing all the work. And she was. She'd have a wisecrack now and again. You could talk with her. And I'm like, we'll get used to that. Because eventually we're gonna have a bucket of bolts in the house doing a lot of stuff for us.

[John Holmberg]

As all weed thing. Every sci fi was Hanna Barbera. Our cartoons are all weed.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you think about.

[John Holmberg]

Think about Scooby Doo and Rosie the Robot flying around. It's all.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's happening.

[John Holmberg]

Weed experiments in the 60s.

[Brett Vesely]

Those dudes saw it and they brought it to us. And none of us said, this is.

[John Holmberg]

Crazy because everybody's on weed and acid and everything.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there you go. Not everybody was on weed and acid.

[John Holmberg]

Or acid or coke or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

I wasn't. I watched it and I understood it. Like, that's cool. I want that years later.

[John Holmberg]

But you didn't create it.

[Brett Vesely]

Microwaves. The Jetsons had food that could get cooked real fast.

[Dick Toledo]

Space cars.

[Brett Vesely]

They didn't have them. They didn't have any of that. Rosie would stuff something in there and program it and put them. And it would come out 20 years later. Microwaves. Oh, yeah. We saw this on the Jetsons. Everything we've seen.

[Dick Toledo]

Ted Amana was watching.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if the inventor got the idea, but the idea had already been presented through. Every single. Every Single sci fi movie that's ever been invented has a thing where you walk into a room and tell the room what you want and it happens. Lights. We've got that now.

[Dick Toledo]

Got the clapper.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why we're not ever like. That's why we're not ever amazed at anything anymore. We've seen it.

[Dick Toledo]

We've seen people. You know when you go into those smart houses.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying. Like, we've seen it all. You walk in, you're like, this isn't like you should be marveling at FaceTime. FaceTime was a thing. We scrambled the phones in the Jetsons. Now there it is. Finally, we've got it. So everything we've been expecting.

[John Holmberg]

Dick Tracy with his watch.

[Brett Vesely]

Tracy had a watch. You could talk.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm like, that would be the right.

[Brett Vesely]

We all knew eventually. And so we were never amazed when it happened. We're not even with. Look. They basically cured aids. And we didn't even have a celebration. Didn't even have an announcement. It's like it's still there. But don't worry about. It was the scourge of American society. We're horrified by it. Every time you'd talk to an adult when you were My age, when AIDS was raging and I was a teenager or younger, and everybody be like, oh, AIDS this age, that. Don't worry about it. You worry about it constantly. You watch porn, they had the rubbers on. Even when you were fantasizing back on VHS porn, you had to remember, or trying not to get aids, that guys would wear rubbers. It's the last thing you want in a fantasy. Don't forget to keep that AIDS free in my fantasy, you know, or you never imagined in a fantasy, rolling on a rubber. But that's what happened in the 90s with our porn. And then they remember when they rip it off. That was my favorite part of those. Those guys would be going, ah. And then they struggle to rip it off.

[John Holmberg]

Nowadays we got fisting and rosebuds.

[Brett Vesely]

They never showed us that on the Jetsons. I don't know if that's an advancement in technology, Brett, but the simulation certainly is broken. But all I'm saying is, stop blowing up Teslas. You're mucking up my parking garage. And when it starts affecting my parking, parking's already a pain in the ass. What are you doing? Disruption, bro. Stop it.

[John Holmberg]

And that's just in Phoenix. Think about, like, New York, la, Chicago, that is.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, some lady got taken out the other day. She was holding a parking spot for the family member that was late.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And this other person came in like, I'm parking there.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't do it.

[Dick Toledo]

Ran her over.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Well, no, I will say this.

[Dick Toledo]

He did. I mean, the person did. They got.

[Brett Vesely]

She ran herself over. If you don't move when a car is pulling in.

[Dick Toledo]

Exactly.

[Brett Vesely]

That's your fault.

[Dick Toledo]

Get out of the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Look, if you're gonna go Tiananmen Square on that parking spot now, the guy shouldn't have gassed it. But she should have moved. Because I know in parking, charged. He's not going too fast. But if you're just standing in a parking spot and a guy's like, I want this knife in a gunfight, you better step away now.

[John Holmberg]

What do you think of holding parking spots like that?

[Brett Vesely]

You can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I say.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta have the car there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The car is the essential part of a parking spot, not a person. Otherwise, you'd hire people to do it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, but you're gonna.

[Brett Vesely]

It would be a job. Like, we get homeless. Interesting. No, it's not.

[John Holmberg]

What's up?

[Brett Vesely]

You lose. You cannot stand.

[Dick Toledo]

I've never had it where I'm like, oh, well, no, there's no car there. I'm pulling in.

[Brett Vesely]

And that's a man.

[Dick Toledo]

Get out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

An unwritten rule, though. I mean, if you don't have the car there, you can't park there.

[Brett Vesely]

And. And especially if you recognize there's a spot and like, stop, honey, get out. I'm gonna go around again and come back. Nope, you missed it. If somebody else is behind you, you get it? That's parking protocol. You cannot stand in a parking spot and hold it. Jackass. And so that lady who got run over could have moved and then just yelled and gone. You're an idiot. It's like, you don't have a car. These aren't for standing. That's why you're not allowed to walk through the drive through. You go inside for that. If you're wandering on the drive through, like, get out of here. You're gonna get a, you're gonna get run over, and B, we don't do this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we used to get yelled at a jack in a box in the way to junior high trying to walk, ride our bikes in there. And then the drive through.

[Brett Vesely]

Get out. Yeah, that's the rule. You're right. Parking spot has got. You have got to have a motorized vehicle to. To hold this. The only thing that holds a parking spot is a car. Yeah. Period. End of story. And maybe you'll get a decent human being that goes by and go, okay, you're holding it, but you might get the jackass. If the jackass comes in and he has a car and it's available to that spot before yours, you have to move.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

You lose.

[John Holmberg]

As ludicrous to say, move, bitch. Get out of the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Get out the way. I'm holding this for my husband. I don't see him or a car. He's behind you. Second place. It's for losers. Get in there. I was looking for a car, a parking spot, just like you were, and you missed it. Your chance was before your husband made you stand here. Well, I'm not moving. This is 2 tons of metal, ma'am, with an engine in it. Can't push me around. Okay, go. I won't. For parking. Get back in the car.

[Dick Toledo]

The raging one is where the people are both facing the parking spot. And the one person has been signaling. Signaling, you know? But that other person goes in there in front.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's just. That's rude.

[John Holmberg]

That's an.

[Brett Vesely]

That's. But doesn't make sense to me, man. A lot going on out there right now. There's a lot. And you're making it harder on cops, you're making it harder on security guards, you're making it harder on dudes who just want to take your ticket and put you in a parking garage. And now they got to break out that Iraqi bomb sweeping equipment so you can go enjoy the suns and bucks.

[John Holmberg]

That's what Batman's saying. He goes, it's creating a lot more work for us because you get these people wiping their asses on the Teslas and keying them and blowing them up. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's videos of that dude going down there, right? Cracking right. Right across the door handle.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'll find the video. Somebody sent it.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, you know what? That's the most reasonable one. Do that. That's not going to mess. There you go. You've got it. Here, look, I'll compromise with the lunatics if you idiots have to do something to Tesla's. That's what you have to do. Throw your feces at it. Okay, can we go with that? It's just a cleanup for the owner. He's like, ah, not this again. And I understand Tesla owner, that's not fair. But look, I'm trying to stop him from bombing your car. What would you rather have your car explode, screw up parking forever or you got poop all over the. Ah, wear gloves. When you drive your Tesla for a little while, this will fade. This will. This will definitely go away. But come on, if you're people who hate Tesla and you're. And you're loud about it, think to yourself out loud right now. This is a poop one.

[John Holmberg]

It's him just reaching down the crack and wiping it down.

[Brett Vesely]

Dude. Oh, it's a big. Exactly what you'd picture. It's a fat guy with his hand in his ass in broad daylight. And he's just touching Tesla's with his. Put it all over the door. Jeez. How much is his fourth dip down into his anus? Okay, but that. Fine. So you got comic book guy rubbing feces on your Tesla. It sucks. But at least there's no need for Iraqi bomb mirrors when I'm trying to go see the Suns and Celtics later tonight. That's enough of that. So can we agree Tesla owners? I know this is no good for you, but you're in the mix right now. Can we compromise to the middle?

[Dick Toledo]

Buy swipes?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Get some handy shammies. Yeah. A couple of little shamwells and a bottle of water with some soap in it. Just for this reason.

[John Holmberg]

Simple green, you know, Good.

[Brett Vesely]

Always, always spray down your little handle. That's A good thing about the Tesla is the handle sinks in.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So you can't really be fooled if it shoots out. Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Just, you know, going to be on your glass.

[Brett Vesely]

You're going to have to treat your Tesla like we all did during COVID it. Constantly sanitize before you touch it. Open doors with napkins in your hands. And you're going to have to bear the brunt of this for a little while while the loopies run around and damage Teslas. But let's just do it with our own. How about that? Can we just agree, Tesla owners, you eat that. Literally kind of eating right now. And nut bags. You'll stop bombing things or lighting stuff on fire, and you'll just poop on it. On stuff. Distinct palm to the car.

[John Holmberg]

Stop wiping your ass with your hand too, you pig.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I mean, you're not stopping that. That's why I don't eat potlucks, beast.

[Dick Toledo]

They'll just have an added little feature on there. Step away from the car. Step away from the car.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you know, the thing about Tesla is they record 360 degrees.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's how that video came up.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna get caught.

[Dick Toledo]

Idiots.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll never understand it. I'll never get people. But. And again, I don't eat potlucks because I don't know who in the office is a Tesla lunatic and may have been wiping their human all over a Tesla before work that day and then brought a seven layer dip. And I don't know who's reaching, Tesla.

[Dick Toledo]

Owners are getting snacks given to them every day.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Made something for you.

[Brett Vesely]

Look, if you. Yeah, if you. And if. And if any. First off, first rule is call me bub, I automatically assume that you're poisoning me. Nobody says if you call me bubble, we're in trouble. Tesla owners don't eat any homemade food from anyone right now. I saw your new Tesla, Dave. Yeah. You like it? I do. So much. So I made you some Christmas wreaths in March. Oh, thanks.

[John Holmberg]

Car's gonna come in with rubber gloves on now.

[Brett Vesely]

Every time he gets into his car, Har should. And not because of the Tesla. He's a salesman now. He screwed somebody over the. It's not because of his car. There's a reason Harv's losing his hair the way he is. He's. He's stressed out. He's stressed and waiting for that guy he screwed over to come get him. There's for sure. That's one of our sales guys who's been molting for a while. He refuses to shave it, but it just looks stressed. He just looks stressed out. And as a salesperson, I would be, too. When you over just about everybody you've ever met through life, as a career, your hair falls out. I'm not wrong. Radio salespeople, that's. That's their job. I mean, it's a good product. And then they always add something at the end that makes you go, oh, boy, that their hair's gonna fall out. You have a guy who's molting, comes into your office, goes, hey, who handles advertising around here? Nobody. We don't advertise. Get out. Get the out. He's molting already because he's got four or five clients that are breathing down his neck there. Yeah, they don't rub the poop on the Tesla. They just find him and rub it all over him. Radio sales people, I don't know how they do it. They seem very nice, but I did.

[Dick Toledo]

My 10 years of service.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. And then you realized your hair fell out. Somebody's going to kill me if I keep this up. And you got to get to know the radio people. Talk to me and Brady about it. Those salespeople, huh? You meet the people in charge of sales, they make the salespeople even crazier. It's that whole give an inch society. TV sales. Worse. Radio sale at least has a product. TV sale. They charge top dollar and all that. Yeah, sales in general, Especially molting salespeople. You see a woman who's molting, and in sales, you can't imagine the types of screwovers she's done in her life. Hey, my sales lady's a little bit bald.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, boy, you'll get some sweet packages.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you're gonna get a lot of promises, that's for sure. You're probably not gonna hear from her for a while. Who's your sales lady over there at Katie KB? I don't know. She looks like Sinead O'Connor, though. Trust me. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[John Holmberg]

Wake up. Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. You know, if your Tesla's in the shop, well, go get yourself a bike. They're going to take care of you. Bikes for all types of people. Doesn't matter if you want to hit the mountains. You want to just ride the canals or just cruise around. BMX mountain bikes, beach cruisers, you name it. They got it at two locations over there on the brand new location on McDowell and Power Road, or over at the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern.

[Brett Vesely]

I do. I got three emails in a row thanking me for the liberty Biberty thing. I don't get it. But you know what it does do? It drives you nuts enough to go, why can't he say liberty Mutual? Why can this handsome spokesperson and correct other people to say it's biberty? It drives me insane. I can't see it. Second I see him sitting on that bench. The one I liked was the dude who built the wax figure of himself. Got hip, and then it started to melt. That made me laugh. I enjoyed that. And I don't even know what that concept was. The. The handsome guy that calls it.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, the biberty was a setup.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I understood that. But why can't he say it? Why is he now correcting.

[Dick Toledo]

He was on the commercial before that.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I know. But why can't he say biberty? But he says every other word, and then he is.

[Dick Toledo]

Is handsome.

[Brett Vesely]

But then he. I get it. But all his other words are fine. It's a. It's a simple correction. He tells other people when they say liberty Mutual, they're wrong. What's wrong with him? It's actually pronounced biberty. And no, it's not. This dude needs to be drowned immediately.

[Dick Toledo]

He thinks he can correct the baby.

[Brett Vesely]

Right, Brady? But he's not. I understand you struggle with words, too, but you never once go, no, it's actually pronounced Vietnamese, like we would tell you. You're an idiot. Stop talking. I don't want to talk to him anymore. I don't get it. His Ls and it's like an Asian guy. Ls and Rs get confused. You give it to them. That's their second language. This guy's completely. And somebody in a room said, this is a great concept. That the only word he can't say right happens to be liberty. And it doesn't even make sense because L's and B's never get confused. Oh, it pisses me off. It spits. The things I deal with. A life well lived. When that. That's where you're at. It's like, I can't deal with this.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe it was a molting salesman that.

[Brett Vesely]

Came up with that idea. Guaranteed that the molting salesman had the most clients and stuff. And his final idea was like, well, Dave wants the biberty thing to be one of the commercials, so just appease him, because he's got a lot of good clients second. Those clients walk away, suddenly his ideas are dumb. Biberty Knock it. Just. Somebody punch him. It's Liberty. Idiot. Am I dealing with you? That lady that's sitting next to him, he's yelling at the baby. Just haul off and hit him in the face. It's actually biberty and people. Who's laughing? It's the same as the E Trade babies. I never understood that one either. Oh, that was for moms. They just wanted their babies to talk. Throw up all over them. I wanted to strangle that E Trade baby so bad that I want to strangle that little weird thing. Anyway, sorry, Brett. Go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

On the list, Primus. Have a cigar. From our conversation earlier. Puddle of Mud, Crown the Empire. Judas Priest, you got another thing coming for Dan Dan. Tools, Prison sex for Dan Dan. Oh, Iron Maiden. Run to the Hills for Rob. Revolting Cox. Do you think I'm sexy For Dan Dan.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that a cover? Yeah. Is that something? Is it good? Probably not.

[John Holmberg]

It's the guys from ministry. It was one of their side projects. But it's.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the old Rod Stewart song. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Here, I'll pull it up.

[Brett Vesely]

I have not heard this. And for Dan Dan. A recap. Earlier this morning, we got the update on Dan Dan the dancing man trying to make time with that guy's wife who emailed us and they went to Kelsey Ballerini and he offered up a threesome to them and the wife was taken back. I have to hear this.

[John Holmberg]

Okay?

[Brett Vesely]

If I haven't, I have to. That's going to be a thing. I'm not alone on this one. 1. The Biberty guy makes everyone mad. I've been saying this for months. Thank you. I hope that emu pecks that homo f words eyes out.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, if that's the. Okay, let's take a step back. Maybe that's true, Micah. Maybe that's Liberty Mutual's end game with the emu is that it finds biberty guy and pecks his eyes out. Right there on that I could get to. Because the emu kills the idiot. All worth it in the end. But right now, the storyline's pissing me off. Bring back the melting wax man. I liked him.

[Dick Toledo]

You know what bothered me about that?

[Brett Vesely]

The melting wax man.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes. The guy melts along.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

That made me like such a stupid fall down.

[Brett Vesely]

I like that he melted exactly the same as his thing. Thing. I thought that was funny, like trying to save it, but it looked like they were both going down. Yeah. Made me laugh. There was no point to it. It didn't have any misspoken words as like facts. I don't get it. Liberty Biberty. It's not like, why, why would. Why would anyone tolerate that? Like just, you're fired. He can't say it. Oh, it drives me nuts. I'm glad I'm not alone. My emails have exploded with the Biberty hate. The fine product, I'm sure. I don't know, it's insurance. Seem to be doing well. It's every other commercial. But when he comes on, I just. I seethe. And so just fury, anger, lava. He's gonna say it and he's gonna try to correct the baby and I'm supposed to laugh at this. I want to strangle him. He'll probably do tours. And another thing is he's probably making like, like 250 grand to go in and mispronounce the company's name. A couple of times. It's. I gotta calm down. I gotta calm down. It's out of control now. 98 kpd. Holmberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness. 98 kpd. There you go, digging deep on that. Like that tarantula Smashing Pumpkins. Back at it before we get into the Bray report. Hey, let's let everyone know about you, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, thanks.

[Brett Vesely]

Talking about making life tougher for the cops and stuff. Brett's gonna go out today. Maricopa County Sheriff's office. Just go over there, hang out. You're okay. Why not?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, sure. It's all right.

[Brett Vesely]

The training office, you know, hang with Brett, try to get a job, go over the MCSO's hiring event for detention officers. Get over there and Brett's gonna help you out. He's gonna get to know the police. It's what all mobsters do. They shake hands with the cops.

[Brady Bogan]

Purposely going to hang out with the police.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I may have a few envelopes in my pocket, but, you know, I.

[Brett Vesely]

Mean, how's the family? You can talk to recruiters about the hiring process. Salaries there start at 54 grand. To be a detention officer, you give.

[Dick Toledo]

The cheek kiss to the sheriff?

[Brett Vesely]

No, not to them, but you know, come on. You shake hands, you act like a man. You're trying to kiss a man for, huh? Put your dick away. I'm just going over to shake hands. That's pretty good deal. The bonus incentives off of the. Great pay, great benefits, no appointment needed. Just hang out there and bread will get you in with the sheriff.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

Never thought this would happen. Maricopa County Sheriff's office. We're bringing Brett over there with his real identity. I Don't know. I like the combo. But he can do that today from 3 to 5 o'clock. It's on 35th Avenue in Buckeye. You're gonna need the cops. Oh, yeah. So head on over there and Brett will take care. You got all sorts of things too. You got bandanas, you got ufest tickets, you got. Geez, you're loaded. So, you know, maybe get a job, become a detention officer, get to meet Brett. There you go. I helped you get this job. How dare you look into me.

[John Holmberg]

I keep you guys employed.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you doing all this on the 53rd anniversary of the Godfather's release? Happened this week. 53.

[John Holmberg]

Beautiful thing.

[Brett Vesely]

So why not have old Corleone from the station go down there, hobnob around with some politicians and some.

[John Holmberg]

How you guys doing?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, good to see you guys under these circumstances. You know what I mean?

[Brady Bogan]

We're in the tracksuit.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you gotta wear the track.

[John Holmberg]

It wasn't 95 degrees. I would.

[Dick Toledo]

It's Michael Imperioli's birthday today.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God, it's Christopher. I'm leaving. Auntie's birthday.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta take the day off. I thought this was a.

[Brett Vesely]

I gotta work today. Oh, that Christopher's. Gordon. He's got to talk to somebody. I'll go down with you. A couple guys in that office and I are friends, you know. Hey, Brett, I think about maybe becoming a detention officer.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm just kidding.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Dick Toledo]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Hey, Happy make up your own holiday day.

[Brett Vesely]

Christopher's birthday.

[John Holmberg]

That's not made up.

[Brett Vesely]

That is true.

[John Holmberg]

That's a holiday.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, Christopher Malt Santi is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It's also Live Long and Prosper Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Star Trek day. I can only do this left hand.

[Dick Toledo]

Would have been his birthday.

[Brett Vesely]

I can barely do the right hand. You can't either. Hear brace. Got them both and spreads combo. I can do it. But the right hand is a struggle to do the live long and prosper. Left hand is nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

My left hand is.

[Brett Vesely]

Right hand takes work. That's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Your right hand takes.

[Brett Vesely]

My right hand struggles with the left hand. I can do it. I can make the. I can work it. I have to think about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one?

[Brett Vesely]

West side snaps right into place.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't do that one.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. All right. You can't do west side. You can't do west side. You can't cross your middle fingers.

[John Holmberg]

I had to practice for my remote today.

[Brett Vesely]

So no middle fingers.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

What I'm doing here, I have to close.

[Dick Toledo]

I have to manually.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't do all of them like that. Then I can cross them all.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I gotta manually do it too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you. That's manual, but, like. And then you have to manually flip west side. The hands. You can't be in the gang because your hands are our work.

[Dick Toledo]

This is the. Yeah, this is close to the west side.

[Brett Vesely]

You just do three fingers. That's done for me.

[Brady Bogan]

My W's is just in a different font.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. Your W's in Sanskrit. Yeah. I got a good one. Brett and I could be in the game.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, Brett, that's pretty crossover, man.

[Brett Vesely]

That's easy. You can do it while you're in it. You can uncross, recross. I've never seen a hand that yours is losing it to where you get so confused. Your other fingers crossed.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's just got the V for vhs.

[Brett Vesely]

You're crossing the wrong fingers. You see that, right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I know.

[Brett Vesely]

So. But that's what I'm saying.

[Dick Toledo]

Those are only two I can cross.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I thought you were trying to cross the middle ones and those were doing it because his other fingers are doing it. Like, why are Those going to do the other ones? Yeah, the live long and prosper I can do. Right hand's a struggle. West side's nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Worried about you.

[Brett Vesely]

Can't do it either. God, that's weird.

[Dick Toledo]

It's illegal to own more than six sex toys in Texas.

[Brett Vesely]

Hold my beer.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd like to see the department that's in charge of that.

[Brett Vesely]

That Governor Abbott roll in. All right. Check these draws.

[Dick Toledo]

No basketball movie has ever made a hundred million at the domestic box box office. The closest is Space champ. It made 90 million. White man can't jump second. 76 million.

[Brett Vesely]

Hoosiers is.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I was.

[Brett Vesely]

Never made a ton of money like right away.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just a cult favorite.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I think it was more of like a. Yeah. Video and cable. Great movie, though.

[Dick Toledo]

The map of the fictional city of Pawnee, Indiana on Parks and Recreation is a map of Christchurch in New Zealand. And the names are changed. Napster was launched back in 1999. It just sold for $207 million.

[Brett Vesely]

Just now.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Still owned by Sean Fanning.

[Brett Vesely]

I think he got rid of it a while ago.

[Dick Toledo]

That's actually sold a couple of times.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not very good, to be honest.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, I mean the fact that it's got anything.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a billion dollar idea that changed all of music and all of how we get music and everything else. And Apple said, man, you guys are doing it kind of a scam way. We gotta charge. Metallica ruined it.

[Brady Bogan]

Limewire and everything else that came along.

[Brett Vesely]

Metallica came in and kicked Napster around. And Napster's technology, I mean Napster was the Jesus of this whole thing. It got hung.

[Dick Toledo]

They still have one big selling point. The audio is less compressed. So people who want good sound quality prefer that the Metaverse company called Infinite Reality Reality. Sorry, just bought it right now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They say that they plan to transform Napster into a social and music platform.

[Brady Bogan]

To music service.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Basically. Also virtual concerts. You put on your VR headsets and you can watch the concert.

[Brett Vesely]

I can do that now.

[Dick Toledo]

Better sound.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. But it's just the VR sound, they're saying compressed.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's going to be very. It's going to be to the audio files here. But Napster should be. Napster dropped the ball as much as Metallica did. Fighting them. Had those two. Those two guys used their energy to unite and say, oh my God, this idea you have is so great, but you're robbing from artists. Let's come up with a plan. It would be bigger than Apple. Because that's essentially what happened is Apple came along and said, we'll charge you a buck a song.

[Dick Toledo]

Shut down in 2001, then relaunched as a paid service and went bankrupt. Best Buy bought it in 2008. It's been sold a few more times since then.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Best Buy bought it. I didn't know why it never became an Apple app. I don't know why Napster Never became like one in 2010. Why they just put it on an app and you can buy. Because they had to buy music rights. And I don't think they could get them. I don't know how it worked. But Napster was. When I first started in radio, I stole everything from Naps.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God.

[Brett Vesely]

It was insane. It took forever to download a portion.

[Brady Bogan]

Of three different radio stations in Seattle that are fully supplied by Napster songs.

[Brett Vesely]

I pulled up all everything out of that. You could find anything.

[Brady Bogan]

We flipped to 80s in Seattle. 80s format 90%. I was on Napster on. On the Reg on that one.

[Brett Vesely]

Finding old stuff, goofing around with like novelty songs. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then Limewire and Kaza came around and just.

[Brett Vesely]

Kaza.

[Brady Bogan]

I forgot about Kaza.

[John Holmberg]

And that's when all our computers at the station got infected.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Because I used to get software on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I got office.

[John Holmberg]

That's how somebody that used to work here screwed up half our computers.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. They stole software. Hey, maybe it is a bad idea. You.

[Dick Toledo]

Someone did a study on a TSA PreCheck say, is it worth it? They found it only saves an average of seven minutes. They said the average person with PreCheck TSA PreCheck said it takes 36 minutes to get through airport security. That's compared to 43 minutes for everyone else. Pre check all people also get to the airport just as early.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

This study that they found 1 hour and 41 minute minutes before domestic flight compared to an hour 47 to non.

[Brett Vesely]

You need 30 minutes. They have screwed you so badly. And we all sit back scared that we're doing something wrong if we don't show up two hours early. And essentially do you. And I've said this for years. They turned airports into malls almost exclusively after 2001. There used to be a bar here and there or someplace.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a mall now. And why in the world would they want you to be useless and helpless for two hours before your flight unless they had some sort of benefit to it. They don't want people milling around doing. They built malls and now that they're missing, you spend money out of boredom just walking through my. We'll go over the four peaks and we'll go over here and grab a beer. I didn't necessarily want one now, but I'm gonna. That's why JSX is the king. Show up right when the plane's leaving. We don't care.

[John Holmberg]

I think the pre. The pre check does help. Depending on where you're at. Like, sure, try to go land at mid or get on the plane at Midway in there in Chicago, you're saving tons of time with pre check.

[Brady Bogan]

Here, nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Here it's a yeah, you're going through.

[Brett Vesely]

Still only going like 30 or 40 minutes for the flight.

[Dick Toledo]

They claim the pre check makes the whole experience a lot less stressful. On a scale from 1 to 10, people with pre check rated the stress of getting through security a 3.4. That's compared to 7.3 before they signed up.

[Brett Vesely]

No place is more evident than how we are sheep than the airport. We show up when they say we're scared of like, minimum wage, security guards, everything. You can do anything in 35 minutes. You can get there, get to your flight in 35 minutes.

[Dick Toledo]

The poll applied also looked at the most stressful things about flying, and they gave three choices. The TSA line, crying babies and ending up in the middle seat. Middle seats ranks first with about half the vote, around 40%. And crying babies are up there second.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's babies in general. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The double or double middle seats on international flights. Those stink even worse. You got to get up past three people to get out.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, no, I just. It's airports. We've been scammed. We've been snowed over. 911 is an. Actually, I bet you if you talk to airport executives like, you know, it was a rough couple days, but it's been a real boondoggle for. It was been a nice day. We've seen some cash flowing since 911 because now everybody goes into Hudson News. If that was a store outside of an airport, you'd never go in there. There. But I'm in Hudson News. I got like four magazines, some M&M's, a stuffed animal. I'm like, what am I doing?

[Brady Bogan]

$10 headphones because you forgot yours.

[Brett Vesely]

I forgot that I've got a neck pillow that doesn't fit on my head.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta go to the finance department because then prices are through the roof.

[Brett Vesely]

I gotta get my loan in place at Hudson News. When's the last time you ever said I'm just gonna pop in here and grab a couple magazines. Just killing time.

[Dick Toledo]

A woman in Florida is facing charges for robbing a Dairy Queen at gunpoint.

[Brady Bogan]

85 cent blizzard.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, only if you would have known, because she got away with a buck 50. Allison Fetting is her name. Flashed a gun at a Dairy Queen near Fort Lauderdale. Told the cashier to give her all the money in the register, but she didn't. So she grabbed the tip jar instead, made off with a buck 50.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you have a picture?

[Dick Toledo]

Do.

[Brett Vesely]

What color is this? Crime time.

[Brady Bogan]

What was the name again? Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Where was it?

[Dick Toledo]

She was already in jail for several other. Several other armed robberies and drugs.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going with a new term I learned yesterday. Crystal Methodist.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I like that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm going tweaker.

[Brett Vesely]

You say full white. Yeah, I'm gonna say. Man, it does feel very messy. White.

[John Holmberg]

That's tweaky.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna go with other. Other. I'm not saying black. Okay, Other. Like maybe Puerto Rican or something.

[Dick Toledo]

Wnba.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, super lesbian. I think I get this. This is other.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that's not other.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. That's completely other. Brett. No way. That doesn't count as anything but what I say. Rachel Maddow's got better hair. Dana Taurasi's hair when she's pulled back on the court. Come on. Yeah, she said Norton. I'll give you that. She's white, but I don't see tweaky. I see other attached to this.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she's not tweaky. So I failed on that one.

[Brett Vesely]

Other.

[John Holmberg]

Be tweaky to be with that.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a big increase of beard transplants happening.

[Brett Vesely]

Beard.

[Dick Toledo]

People are flying. Yeah, people are flying to Istanbul. That's the hair transplant capital of the world.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. In Turkey. Okay. And they're getting beards put on, so they're stripping the back of their head.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. It looks like you can get it done for a thousand bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

That's almost worth it. I have a horrible beard, so it's a couple grand to fly back and forth to Turkey. Another thousand sister.

[Dick Toledo]

It wasn't a beard, but she had.

[Brett Vesely]

A friend that flew to Turkey and did the hair.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, tons of guys are doing that.

[Dick Toledo]

Said it was, you know, with a flight and everything. Still cheaper.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

But it started George Michael kicked it in in the 90s with his tight goatee and picture of him.

[Brett Vesely]

That. Who did it?

[Dick Toledo]

That's the guy's from. The guy that's from England.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot of people want that so they. They still put that up there as a look.

[Brett Vesely]

That it's a goatee. Is all I can grow that that's a goatee.

[Dick Toledo]

But they give an example of. They showed one guy that had the beard.

[John Holmberg]

I thought George Michael did have a beard.

[Dick Toledo]

They grafted in there.

[Brett Vesely]

We did. But Brady. Brady saw this picture and made his own assessment that this is what people. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I want your sex.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought he is like his five o'clock shadow. Basically.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's interesting to me. I might if it wasn't for the flight. Turkey so far away. Why can't we do stuff like this in New Mexico? New Mexico's got to be hurting for some money. Can't you drop the price and do some of these? Can't we open a Turkish hair center in New Mexico and just give them the money?

[Dick Toledo]

Just relax.

[Brady Bogan]

Let them open up whatever they want.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett makes a good point. Yeah. I'd rather bring Turkey to New Mexico than New Mexico to Turkey. But just like build a little Turkish town and give them sovereignty. And that way we can fly over to Albuquerque and drive out of there as fast as we can and then drive around in that desert and go to that Turkish town where they do beard hair and hair hair. So we don't have to fly for 13 hours.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm flying through there in September.

[Brett Vesely]

Turkey.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe I'll get a quickie.

[Brett Vesely]

Your big gay man trip.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Get some hair and beard up. Right.

[Brett Vesely]

You got a connecting in Istanbul?

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Interesting. And get some hair. Brady come back with a patch.

[Dick Toledo]

Can they do it in three hours?

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. Give them a little extra.

[Dick Toledo]

This guy from Canada got busted 31 year old guy for filming a 9 year old changing. He set up a camera his and different angles on this dressing room. And then told the nine year old to go in there and get dressed into a bathing suit. It was a fail.

[Brett Vesely]

That's disgusting.

[Dick Toledo]

He deleted the videos. But someone got the deleted videos and he said the reason he was doing it he was checking to see if he is a pedophile.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he was testing the water.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So maybe I'm going to like this, maybe I don't. Are you looking at pictures of the Istanbul hair center? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This is a Ankara in Turkey. Apparently they got a good amusement park.

[John Holmberg]

See better in New Mexico.

[Brett Vesely]

It already is better than New Mexico.

[Brady Bogan]

Highways look clean.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks for the distraction there, Richard. Because Brady's last story was the most.

[Dick Toledo]

Important thing I've ever got.

[Brett Vesely]

A guy who was filming little girls to see if he liked to. If he was sexually aroused. By them.

[Dick Toledo]

Wanted to check to see if, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The other was the end result. No. Was it?

[Dick Toledo]

Yes, he is.

[Brett Vesely]

He's getting arrested. No, no. He's getting arrested. But did he say. No, it didn't work. It didn't take. It was his test. So he didn't give the.

[Dick Toledo]

The answer.

[Brett Vesely]

No verdict yet. You need a couple more videos.

[Dick Toledo]

Guy in Seattle, it's busted because he threw away 14 binders full of pictures. Child porn put in a dumpster, along with some other paperwork that had his name on it. So the guy said during the interview with the police, he admitted to tossing the binders into the dumpster near his apartment. But. And then police said he admitted to molesting about 50 children, but stopped when he was arrested in 1983.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, he stopped? So he hasn't molested since?

[Dick Toledo]

And he kept the binders? You know, he's just there up in the garage. You know, maybe I should.

[Brett Vesely]

Should get rid of these.

[Dick Toledo]

Get rid of some stuff he's doing.

[Brett Vesely]

A little spring cleaning.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, a little cleaning.

[Brady Bogan]

Sex addict keeps his porn stash.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. But no, they don't trust me. The. Yeah. You know, why would you keep your porn stash of children's photos?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, not that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You just need to be quiet right now, or you're gonna. Brett's new sheriff friends are coming for you. Yeah, he was just going through and.

[Dick Toledo]

Cleaning up his past 17 binders, and then.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, those are mine, but I've been.

[Dick Toledo]

I was. I got in trouble in 1983.

[Brett Vesely]

I kept the binders. I forgot I had them going through the attic and stuff. Memories. Yeah, you can't have binders. You burn those, by the way. Homeburg's morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness. Not to give pedophiles advice and stuff, but if you've got a no, keep doing that. I agree that that's a good way, but Honestly, you get 17 binders of kid photos. Burn that.

[Dick Toledo]

Sarah Oakley's 34 years old, and she had an adopted dog named Retta. It's a terrier mix she got from a dog shelter. Her. And three months later, she came home to the pup lying on top of dirty clothes pile. She had some missing underwear, and the dog was sick but couldn't throw it up. Ate five pairs of her skims underwear.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they're a little thick.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a picture of her.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's a beast.

[Brett Vesely]

She's not bad, really. She's a little thick. I mean, she skims Worthy. The dog's adorable.

[Dick Toledo]

And here's the X way of the belly.

[John Holmberg]

At least they weren't the can of X panties.

[Dick Toledo]

So she was hit with a bill of 13 grand from the vet ladies. She needs a little help. She's even reaching out to Kim Kardashian because she's the founder of skims.

[Brett Vesely]

I've said this for years, Brady. The fact that Alpo and Ken L. Ration and all these people, they have not made women's panty flavored dog food because they can't get enough of it. Also corpse, old man corpse. Cats will eat that. Like, we're missing out on their favorite flavors. Because if you put a steak and a woman's worn panties next to a puppy, steak's gonna sit there for a minute. It's gonna blow through the. The crotch too. It's not like they're messing around with the. Just the smell of the cotton or whatever. Yeah, they're going right into the.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Whatever's oozing out of you all day long is. Is doggy based. And I don't know why you guys don't talk about it. You gotta mop that up a little bit. You leave your panties on the floor and the dog eats them. You gotta have questions more. You know what? Dogs never eat men's underwear. I don't know what we're doing right and you're doing wrong, but whatever's falling out of you. Ugh. And that makes me think. Ah, I can't say it. There's so many lonely ladies out there. There with dogs. And I have to say, Brady, you're gonna hate this. There's Probably a high 20s percentage of single women and their dogs. And when she discovers that what comes out of her is his favorite treat. I'm just saying.

[Brady Bogan]

High 20s.

[Brett Vesely]

High 20s. Come on now. A lot of lonely old ladies out there. Rich.

[Brady Bogan]

Over what? Like, what age range?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't trust any single woman with a puppy is what I'm saying. Over what age range?

[Dick Toledo]

So cute.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

It's what size puppy?

[Brett Vesely]

All puppies love women's crotches. Underpants. All of them.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't test it.

[Brett Vesely]

But that's where. Here's where I'm at. High 20 percentage that once they discover he always eats the crotch out of my panties. And the next thing you know, there's Fido at the end of the bed going, that didn't feel terrible. It's been so long.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why they go right for it, too, when they greet you. Sometimes when they stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Single lady greeting ladies. Yeah. Cuz they've been trained to do it. Yeah, there it is. Oh yeah, I am. I'm gonna throw that number out there. 22 to 27% of all single women with dogs have discovered the Ken Elraishin. That stuff you spray in a Kong ball, that peanut butter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

They'll work on it for hours.

[Brett Vesely]

They'll work on it for hours. So all she has to do is take that nozzle of the peanut butter stuff you're putting in Kong balls, cover herself with it, and that's the best of both worlds. That dog will be.

[Dick Toledo]

Fortunately for that girl, it took five pairs down all the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I'm not saying she's one of them, but I'm saying now she knows that that little area is dog dining. I hate that. That's a thought. But I also hate that it's probably pretty real.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, come on now, John. My daughter's dog loves used tampons.

[Brett Vesely]

It's disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, yeah, get a trash with.

[Brett Vesely]

A cover on it. Well, train your dog to stay out of the garbage, but also train your daughter not to chuck treats into the bathroom. Reward it. Yeah, it's basically they don't know. Sit, sit.

[Dick Toledo]

Good dog.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? And he's looking around going, I love the smell of blood and I love whatever's coming out of you. And you're just leaving them on little popsicle sticks. Okay. And that's when I went to my friend's house to watch their house. And they went into the teen girl's bathroom and tore her her trash out into the hallway. And it was all feminine hygiene stuff. And you know what? I didn't see any of the cotton, just a bunch of the plastic. Oh, Christ.

[Brady Bogan]

Read that bottom one there.

[Brett Vesely]

It's where on the right. John, you're talking about when a woman sneezes and it looks like she gave birth to a baby. What? Squid. I have not seen that.

[John Holmberg]

I have not.

[Brett Vesely]

What? I know they sneeze downstairs sometimes. Yeah, it does look like they blew their nose occasionally. And some girls, the good ones know, but some of them do, and the dogs love it like applesauce.

[Dick Toledo]

There's this guy from Michigan, played the daily 3 lottery with the number 666. Won 500 bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

Nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Took a hundred of that and did the fast, Fast cash tickets won 2.4.

[Brett Vesely]

Million with the help of Satan, sold.

[Dick Toledo]

His soul to the devil.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. So Satan's numbers got this guy. Two lottery wins. Yeah, there you go. Never win with 777. That's a casino scam.

[Dick Toledo]

Got a couple of Brady videos.

[Brady Bogan]

First off, Sean, can we throw a little props out for Brady saying six sex toys in Texas?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, look, we don't want to. Look, we don't. That was.

[Dick Toledo]

Just went back and forth and whether to do that.

[Brett Vesely]

That snowball was rolling and he got through it.

[Brady Bogan]

And then another one. John, flashback to 1982. 15 year old you with a bag of coins. Would you head to Las Cruces and hit the Turkish Bush company instead of buying a blue Sharpie if.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I didn't have any pubes. What did that have to do with. Oh, no, because I knew they were coming.

[Dick Toledo]

Crash it in there.

[Brady Bogan]

It was just a matter of time.

[Brett Vesely]

I couldn't have faced the doctor and go speed up the process here. I know I probably got like a year left, but I got to get some pubes.

[Dick Toledo]

You would have regretted that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I was. I was 14. Pubeless. Drew the pubes on for the girl next door so she could at least get a visual of a man. And then. But the blue marker, I would not have tried to transplant in. But you know what I would do now is take that and make it my beard because it's thick. It's the only part of my body here that's like Jesus Christ. Like a Mexican lady down there. It's thick, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Your beard is natural.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a little curly, but I can arrange. It would be. It would. Because when I shave it, it's. It's George Michael like to go back to that 5 o'clock shadow. When I trim her down, you do.

[Brady Bogan]

That card test like Keith Hernandez.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's good looking down there. But if I could transplant the pube hair to my cheeks, I'd have one hell of a beard.

[Dick Toledo]

The first radio video is a lady that got her eyeballs tattooed. You think it looks good on her?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I don't even want to look at this. I think she said she destroyed her face. Yeah, she looks like an alien. Her whole body has been blacked out by tattoo and filler. She's naked right now, isn't she?

[John Holmberg]

Yep, she is. Oh, hang on. Let me look at her.

[Brett Vesely]

She's totally nude, but her face looks like she's been burned. Burned badly. You know, when they put the new face or like, you know what she looks like the lady who had that orangutan ripper face off and then they did a fake face. She's got that over.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, because they botched the nose.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That would have looked better than this.

[Brett Vesely]

Did they or is that.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's a pristine nose.

[Brett Vesely]

I think the nose might be okay. And the rest of it makes the nose.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that looks like a Michael Jackson nose.

[Brett Vesely]

It is.

[Brady Bogan]

It shows it out of a catalog.

[Brett Vesely]

But on her face.

[Dick Toledo]

Did it too many times.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, on her face, what's the best feature? It's the nose.

[John Holmberg]

I'll take a zero, I would say.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I'm not finding one.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, I'm saying you. You. I'm not saying what's a chin. I'm not saying what's a good heavier hair.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, she's got that five head. Never mind.

[Brett Vesely]

They should pay.

[John Holmberg]

There's nothing there. There's no redeeming qualities.

[Brett Vesely]

No, but I'm just saying, all things relative, what's the one feature on her face that is better than the rest? And I'd say her nose. Yeah. It's just surrounded by so much crazy.

[John Holmberg]

You just gotta hang yourself.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Well, I agree with that.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a local tattoo guy that'll do your eyeballs.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. What did she have tattooed in her eyes, though? I don't even. Like in the bottom corner. Yeah, Just a little drop of something in her eye. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And that's what she's gonna get all the time. You got something in your eyes.

[Brett Vesely]

You think people are talking to her? Yeah, I don't.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't think nobody.

[Brett Vesely]

Regular conversation. Also, nobody's looking at her face going, you got a little something right here. Not a thing.

[Dick Toledo]

They're talking to her at the dollar.

[Brett Vesely]

Store like, nobody's talking to her. Only you. Only you, new friend. So what year were you burned terribly and then had to go through all this? I think it was too much.

[Dick Toledo]

Emma, I like your eye tattoos.

[Brett Vesely]

You got a little something in your teeth. And also your whole face has been botched.

[Dick Toledo]

Next one's a little soccer injury. This is from a while ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. Jerseys and everything. Oh, this is leg.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, the guy got kicked in the leg.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, is this him flopping around? I've seen this. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, watch.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, does it break? It's off.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no. His bones just sticking out of the side of his leg. He tries to get up and walk, the bone is just sticking out of his. He broke his leg.

[Dick Toledo]

Or if he just took the cleats.

[Brady Bogan]

To the side and it opened it up. I think the cleats just.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, maybe. Oh, yeah, it could be. I don't know. That's gross all the way around, though. Yuck.

[Brady Bogan]

They sharpened their cleats back then.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

Last one's a little sexy dancing.

[Brady Bogan]

I just did a story on this one.

[Brett Vesely]

What is this on a Mexican TV show?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

They're doing a little. Oh, she's white pants. One of the girls is waving her body around. She's in white pants and she's had her period. And they did a close up of her. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't have to worry about that.

[Brett Vesely]

They're closed up on her white pants and her butt. And she still had a period in there. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Ladies, don't you know not to wear white?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, but she. Her ass looked hot in those. And she thought. She thought she was light flow that day. Yeah. Turned out she had a Nicole Brown Simpson monthly. Left the patio a little stained. How about that? All right, Bert, go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

My God, that was gross. That's one of the worst ones I've ever seen. Of all the rosebuds and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody.

[Brett Vesely]

That little period drop.

[John Holmberg]

That's somebody created A.I. for Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord. It is. It is a set of boobs. Okay. These are breasts the size of Hyundai's and they are lactating an unbelievable amount of milk on a woman with thighs like Earl Campbell. She's like Saquon Barkley naked with breasts 10 times bigger than a cow's. Utter.

[Brady Bogan]

A little frozen face.

[Brett Vesely]

And yes, it looks like Elsa from Frozen. Let it flow. Let it flow.

[John Holmberg]

Crandall created that for you, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

So that was a creation from one of our listeners for just Brady and his fascination with lactating women. Does Tom know about that? Your brother's in town. He should know. He's listening, right? We've seen stuff like, is he coming in this morning to talk about things like this. Here's a guy's penis that has a nail in it, and he's sitting on a glass bottle with a nail in his fetus. The glass bottles in his butt.

[Brady Bogan]

I hope the charity people outside can see this.

[Dick Toledo]

That's bigger than. That's a clothes pin.

[Brett Vesely]

And that. Oh, he's got a clothes pin.

[John Holmberg]

Screwdriver.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a. It is a screwdriver. And is your right handle first? Handle first into the penis. Oh, and it's a lot of blood pulling that out.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, wow.

[Brett Vesely]

That is a lot of blood.

[Dick Toledo]

It looks so worth it.

[Brett Vesely]

The music tells me it's fun from that.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds like he's beginning flash dance or something.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think his worst worry. He's peeing blood. His blood is pouring out. That I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Again, Brett, the stuff you do on the weekends oh, working on the car.

[Brett Vesely]

One more.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, go with this one.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's something. We're on a. We're on a beautiful Moore. There's about. Looks like 15 Irish. Oh, it's an execution. They're all. They're all. Oh, God. This is in Afghanistan. There's a. Brad, I don't think it's good that we have an ISIS flag on the.

[Brady Bogan]

This isn't good.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they're all there. Two guys are running away. They're gonna blow up these guys in the middle of a field. They're just sitting there blindfolded. I don't know what's gonna happen. And something bad coming. They just blew up about eight dudes.

[Brady Bogan]

We could do without those videos.

[Brett Vesely]

I think they have multiple. Oh, there's just body parts everywhere. Jesus. The. The Internet is the darkest. I don't want to see this. It's the darkest place I've ever been.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll just end with this one.

[Brett Vesely]

You got more?

[Dick Toledo]

I'll just end with this one.

[John Holmberg]

I had one that I skipped.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's a lady who's deep throating a sex toy. A large one. Oh, she's gonna swallow it. That's a good 10 inches. She's gonna swallow the whole thing. And I mean swallow it down to the tummy. She's smacking her face. Oh, it's back up. Oh, there was already another one in there. Oh, my God. That man just stand up and clap. O God. She ate a 10 inch wiener in her mouth and then pulled out a second one. Wow. What the. We didn't know there was a second one in there.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

That's amazing. Wow. I want to marry you.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a finish Emmy award up in the corner.

[Dick Toledo]

That's her.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Yeah. She's won for local news. That's amazing. Did anyone. If. If we'd have paused that and said, guess what's next? Oh, yeah. Oh, she's pulling out another nine inch dump. Wrong. That was already resting comfortably in her chest.

[Dick Toledo]

So risky.

[Brett Vesely]

You think it's too risky?

[John Holmberg]

Maybe that's what Dan. Dan was hoping for.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady. Brady's assessed this. And insurance. The insurance isn't going to cover that.

[Dick Toledo]

No bibbery on that.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. It's just not happening. Unbelievable. I stood up and clapped. Yeah, I'd pay for that. Yeah, I'd pay someone to do that in front of me. And I would do it like, okay, go in the bathroom and swallow the first 10 incher, then come in and amaze my friends by eating a 10 inch and then pull both of them out. Everyone will start throwing money at you. This is incredible. That's a bachelor party that she charges extra. She is. She's the closer. Ping pong balls. Child's play. And it wasn't her baby factory. It was her mouth.

[Dick Toledo]

She could have been on a letter in.

[Brett Vesely]

Back in the day I. Yeah, stupid human tricks were awesome. I choked on a potato cube and almost had to call. I had to go to the hospital.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

This lady had 20 inches of sex toys.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't have a nine inch dong.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. I'd never have had a nine in dong. Try to ruler now. Ruler was an accident. It only went about 7 inches. It chopped the hell out of my throat. Had to go to the hospital for that. Missed a day of school.

[John Holmberg]

Dan must have been so proud.

[Brett Vesely]

He was so worried. I can't. I wish. There's one thing that like would be cool. Technology is to tap into my dad's brain and remember something that we like. Couldn't that be awesome? If it's like, all right, we were together. I'd like to see. And you and you basically tell the technology. This is the memory. I'm gonna give my dad of this. And I want him to give me his memory. And we'll swap them. Yes. And I can tie into my dad's head and go remember the time I came running out of my bedroom with that ruler jammed into my throat. Throat. Like I know I'll know what he's thinking and we'll switch memories and he'll see me in pure panic and realize, oh, it was a complete accident. And then my. His reaction when he sees his. His 12, 12, 13 year old boy come around the corner with a ruler jammed in his throat going. Blood pouring out of my mouth. The hell were you putting a ruler in your throat for? I wasn't. I put it in my mouth. I bent down and it hit the floor. What were you doing on the floor with a ruler in your mouth? Like none of it made sense to him.

[John Holmberg]

Have you ever had him on the air to tell these stories?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I don't want to hear. Oh, I don't hear it.

[Dick Toledo]

And there was another time.

[Brett Vesely]

Besides, my dad would freeze.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, really?

[Brett Vesely]

He would not do well. He's great at parties. He's fun. Everything else on the radio. He. He's one of those guys go, ah. Wildermuth will hear it. Like, he'll. He's always like, his friends would hear him. I don't want Wildermuth thinking that you were a twink. And I'm like, that. That would be up to you. He would just. All he'd do is get on the air and tell me, I'm proud of you. This is great. Really good stuff. I don't want to be on the air. He would freeze. He loses. But he's got some thoughts, I hope. I just invented something for. If a smart quantum physicist or a scientist or something just heard my idea of memory exchange. And you can't dive into the whole brain. That's. That's how bad guys would use it. But if it's like, Brett, remember when we met? They're like, yeah, kinda. I'm like, let's go there. And we put the strainers on our heads that are wired together and remember the day that Brett and I met. And his memory would be like, that's not what happened. Right. And then you just think, this douchebag's our new morning guy. Right. Exactly.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

And I'd be like, shannon seems nice. I'm not Shannon, asshole. Anyway, that would be. That would be great.

[Dick Toledo]

It's good to meet you, Bert.

[Brett Vesely]

I want to get into Brady's brain.

[John Holmberg]

Do you really?

[Brett Vesely]

But it would only. It could only be with the person you're connected to. You can't dive into their memories. You just. And it has to be specific. You have to put it into the machine to say, brady and I shared this experience. You know what I would want to recreate with you in a heartbeat. When you and I spun out on the golf course with that Korean guy, we were making fun of. Of. But we had ch. We had the time of our lives and then almost died in a golf cart. And I'd like to know what was going through your mind.

[John Holmberg]

Pizza.

[Brett Vesely]

Sushi. I would like to switch up the time that you give me golfing with an Asian guy. It's definitely. I would like to go with Brady. The memory I have with Brady of when we. When he walked me by Fred Goldman and made fun of the glove section by saying, hey, Fred, wear the glove, loves. And Kovacs. What about Kovacs? Well, you need to be. Because he doesn't remember that properly at all. He was drunk. Brady doesn't get drunk. And he started making fun of handicapped people to their faces. To their crippled little faces.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you get physical contact with him to push him out of the way?

[Brett Vesely]

He reached for his chair. I don't know that he was actually gonna grab it. Yeah, I know where it was.

[Dick Toledo]

He couldn't hear.

[Brett Vesely]

He could. No, his. Yeah, because his legs didn't work. That's why I couldn't hear. He reached for the thing like he was gonna grab it. I don't think that was actually what he was gonna do. Out of the way, Kovacs. And he was gonna move the guy in the wheelchair by calling him Ron Kovacs from Born on the Fourth of July. And I had to cut him off. Okay, let's go. I'm gonna drink a little bit today. I'm like, wow. All right, Then you're drinking with me, and I can put him away. That was scary to watch somebody turn into the devil. And you would. You would finally see that. You'd be so disappointed in yourself. Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

That's not what happened. All those times Brady's like, you're exaggerating. Take it right back. Oh, my God. He was right. Out of the way, Kovacs. Move that useless spine. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98, Predator star's most powerful rock radio station. It's out of control now. 98 to you, PT Holmberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness radiates. I'm just reading this article about these. Have you seen this thing about the cops that are suspended for. They attacked that deaf black man with cerebral palsy, and they tased him a couple of times, and they didn't fire the guys. There's all sorts of conflicting. Ever everything. It was over on 16th street in Indian school. It's horrible video to watch because now. Okay, I'll say this. All things have a middle. Let me start there. It's a horrible thing to watch when you know he's deaf and has cerebral palsy. If you didn't, he just looked like an erratic suspect that had just been described by the guy who called in freaking out. But then there's the second part of the story where somebody said another call came in that described a white guy as somebody who had just attacked someone at the Circle case. So the cops come pulling into the parking lot, and there's a guy kind of quick walking. You don't know he's got cerebral palsy, but it looks like he's. And then he tries to go around the truck real fast, and the cops are screaming, stops. But he's deaf, so he just kind of loses. Another cop, comes out and punches him. It's not good. The cops got suspended. The people want him fired. But, I mean, I can only imagine what's running through the cop's mind. They get a call, says, we got this guy just attack somebody. There he is. You Go, freeze. Don't you make fun of me. And they buzz him a couple times, throw some punches, and then later I'd like to be in their minds who were like, you realize he had terrible palsy. Well, we didn't know that. And that's why he was moving that way. Nope, we just thought he was erratic. He's also deaf and that's why he couldn't. We didn't know that.

[Dick Toledo]

What a combo.

[Brett Vesely]

And he's also black, which is the worst night nightmare for a cop who just attacked a guy. So I don't know if there's going to be like, cerebral Palsy, Black Lives Matter marches. But this, if there's ever been a time, it's now. And I would pay to watch that march. It's going to take forever. But yeah, you get a cop and you're like, oh, oh, Mr. Funny man, huh? Put your hands up. Oh, you make fun of me, do you? Wise guy. So turns out, didn't do anything wrong. He was raising his hands and trying to tell him I can't hear. Like doing. But it looked like he was going crazy. So I'm all for the suspension. I'm going to give a little benefit of the doubt here that they drove into a bad situation. Now, the other side, you're absolutely right. If they called in and said it was a white guy and they just attacked him, now, it's just racist. Has nothing to do with him being. Being deaf or cerebral palsied. What do you call that? Cerebral.

[John Holmberg]

Cerebral palsy.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I know, but how do you like cerebral palsy? But when you've got it, what are you? You're cerebral palsy sufferer. Anyway, that has nothing to do with it. If it's just attack the black guy. They didn't even care that he was deaf or had it. They were going to get him no matter what. It's bad story.

[Dick Toledo]

But again, so you're looking at it, you're saying, this is not proper police.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't look at it without the knowledge of cerebral palsy palsy and deafness. So I go into a jaded. Because I'm like, oh, he's deaf, he can't hear you. Yeah, but they don't know that till after. So if I get to a fight with a guy at a bar and I'm swinging and it turns out at the end you're like, you know, John, you did all the work on that. He's got CP and he's also deaf. He was trying to help. And I'm like, I It got out of the. It got out of hand. I mean, I'm gonna give you that. So, John, remember when you took Josh Blue on Camelback Mountain? You tried to kill him. And again, we had some fun with that. But had I not known and I ran into Josh on the mountain, I would have tried to help him, thinking that he was having a stroke or something. Then later he'd tell me, no, I. I got some posy.

[Dick Toledo]

I go, okay, in that situation, how could have gone. Just let the guy go around.

[Brett Vesely]

They came in pretty hot. Where the video starts, you just let the guy go. They're coming in pretty hot. Well, no, you go into a thing, you get a call that. And they say that matches the description from one of the calls. From what I'm reading, they come in pretty hot. But again, they're going to a call. Nobody said, we're looking for a black guy with cp and he's deaf, by the way. They didn't know. So they said, we're looking for somebody who just assaulted someone, armed. And this is hanging around this Circle K. And the guy kind of makes a move to go around the truck when they pull up, so they automatically go, he's up to something.

[Dick Toledo]

And so the real perp got away.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know. I didn't see that part. I was laughing too hard at the.

[Dick Toledo]

I gotta see.

[Brett Vesely]

This video's pretty good. I mean, it's bad. It's bad and everything. The punishment's gotta go that way. But, you know, middle. There's a middle. Suspend them. Came in a little hot, boys. She think he came in a little hot. Coming in a little hot there, fellas. And like, maybe a little hot. Could have taken a second to assess and de. Escalate. Yeah, maybe a little bit. Instead you just came shooting out of the car and started beating up that. Now he starts fighting back. But that's what I would do if I didn't. I'm like, what the hell happened? But again, he couldn't hear them. Imagine if you can't hear here, and a cop car pulls up real fast and you're like, oh, I gotta get out of here. I'm not. I don't have anything to do this way. I might start running too. Like, I gotta go if I couldn't hear. And then they say, stop. You know, getting away from. You guys evidently have a job to do. And then they look at him. So it was just a lot of perfect storm stuff had to happen.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a mix up.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, but it's Gonna be tough when you tase the hell out of the mix up. You punch him a couple. I'm tired of you and your funny talk. I don't sound like that. Get off. You're pissing me off. You want to get tased again? Look at Davey's mocking you put him down. They're like, well, and then they. And then they just had to sit in the office with their boss. He. Pausy death. We didn't know that at the time. So it admittedly, it looks terrible. So there's a group of people that want him fired. There's a group of people who are mad at the suspension. I get it. But again, I want to give a little bit of the benefit of the doubt that they came in with it. Just, we have to know what they were told. You have to. That has to be the part of the cop story. What were they told? We're looking for a black guy who walks fast and screams. He's incoherent. He's drunk or he's outside rigs. Yeah, well, it doesn't matter. Like the dispatch will say, this is what we're. Black shirt, black guy walking away, assaulted, maybe has a weapon and he's. He's screaming crazy. Well, there he is. But we have to know what they were told because the dispatch could have been wrong. Now if they say it was a white guy in a white T shirt and they just jumped out and beat up the first black guy they saw. Yeah, you got to fire everybody.

[Dick Toledo]

You see this video trying to find it.

[Brett Vesely]

It's on AZ family, but it's, it's kind of. It's going to be. It's going to bubble up. I would assume these guys will be fired because, you know, hindsight's delivered all the information. It's a tough one. And it all to me, it all depends on what the dispatcher told the police, what they thought they were driving up to. If on the description it says we're looking for a black guy who. He's moving around pretty shady and he just attacked somebody and he's not listening. If they were told those things.

[Dick Toledo]

Armed, right? Potentially armed or has.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, they went into it. Well, he'd assaulted someone. So I wasn't sure about this. So they just, I mean, look how fast they. And there he is, just kind of like, what the hell's going on? He's. He can't hear him. And they get out hot. The cops get out and start going after him. And another one comes over and punches and throws a taser. Into him. And they tased him a few times. They go back inside and like, did you get that white guy? He's like, what? What white guy? We got a crazy, crazy Indian code talker. Black guy outside. Well, that's not him. Oh, boy. Yeah, they're just swinging away on the dude because he's. He won't listen to commands because he's deaf. It's impossible to watch the video. And not, of course, because, you know.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. You know that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But you know that. If you didn't know that, you're in survival mode. Sure. Who copped? And I'm black. Yeah. I'm already worried when the cops pull up. I mean, he's deaf. He's not, you know, unaware. You just don't know. The cops went nuts that day. That's all he's thinking. Slurpee is like, wow, this is crazy. Can't hear the sirens. Just sees a cop car come blazing up at him. So from his perspective, yikes. Fighting back. Just thought two cops just went totally nuts. Or there's more to that too. But it all just. We have to reserve judgment on what dispatch told those two cops because if they told them we're looking for a guy who's erratic. Black guy just attacked somebody at the Circle K. There he is.

[Dick Toledo]

It's just a horrible mix up. That's. I mean, I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

It all depends on what they thought they knew. You still shouldn't come out that hot. They came out pretty hot. I mean, the one dude's running from the driver's car seat to the beat up point. There's no stopping.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And maybe you could just say, I.

[Dick Toledo]

Need you to stop.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. And there could be a possibility.

[Dick Toledo]

Done here.

[Brett Vesely]

Could be a possibility. They were saying that over the speaker of the car.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

And they're like, he's not listening to anything. Well, he didn't know. Now they do. Hindsight's. Hindsight's 20 20, I like to think.

[Dick Toledo]

And what if that guy was before that, got assaulted by the crazy white guy?

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Maybe he's the victim. Yeah. He's staggering around. Anyway, it's not good. It's not good. Oh, Kyle says, found the info the cops were given. They were told to look for a skinny black guy going crazy and answers to. That's not true. Terrible. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm fascinated by it because I'm like, oh, video will definitely crush this. And you have to have the ability in the brain to watch the video. Thinking they did not know these Three things, you know, and they're trying to sort it out. Well, it's a little too late to sort it out.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I'm.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but if you go over onto the intercom, please, I want you to lay down right now. And you're in the car. Car. I said lay down. And he's just going like, this guy's an. Put him on the ground. Always trying to get away. Of course he is. But that's with the knowledge now that he was deaf and had a thing. If you didn't know he was deaf and had a thing, you might think he was just high or something, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Blame it on the deaf school. They're not proper training.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. You see a cop car, just put your hands up. Later. Down. Yeah. You don't get uppity with the palsy and deafness. Just lay down. I'm deaf and I've got palsy. I better just. And then the cops would walk up and tap you in shoulder. What are you doing? We're just here for a donut. Like deaf. I got palsy. I saw you guys coming in kind of hot. But anyway, it's not a good story. I'm not for anybody getting fired from stuff. But I also think that, you know, if it does turn out. Out that they didn't get an accurate description and that's just the dude they attacked. It's. It has nothing to do with being deaf or palsied. They went after him.

[John Holmberg]

That did come out hot.

[Brett Vesely]

But like you said, you don't know.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know what they heard on the radios.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Walking into a situation, you just don't know. It ain't pretty, though, you know, it ain't pretty. That's. That's. If I had a handicap, the last thing I would want to say. Like, I hate when, like, if I was stricken and people always say, we just want to be treated like anyone else. I want special treatment. I want loads and loads of special treatment. I don't want to be treated just like everybody else. I want you to know what's wrong with me all the time and give me stuff for it. Don't treat me like everyone else. That this, this stuff starts happening. I don't. I got the palsy. I better get some special treatment around here. If I had palsy, there'd be hallway ramps being built, new ones every day. I'd be taking advantage of that like crazy. If I was Thriller, this place would be catering to me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But he always says, I just want to be treated like everyone else. Why you got the leg up?

[John Holmberg]

He's got the great parking spot. I mean, we'll give him that.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. They never say that. They never complain about that being perks. You would be treated like everybody else. We're taking down the signs. You gotta park with us.

[Dick Toledo]

And no happy birthday and never get.

[Brett Vesely]

A happy birthday in email. We're taking down those parking signs. But that's my special spot. If you want to be treated like everybody else, you got to circle a lot just like us and get that front row.

[Dick Toledo]

You know what? When he pulls in today, let's tackle.

[Brett Vesely]

Him, knock him on his ass, tenderize him.

[John Holmberg]

If there wasn't, if there was an Amazon, I'd be going Christmas shop with Thriller every year. Parking spot right up front at the mall.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, it's not a bad idea. You can utilize the hov lane on your way to the mall and then park up front and just. You guys can't park there, you know. Oh, sorry. Sure can. My mom used to do that. My mom used to make me limp. That's a true story. We'd park and she goes, all right, there was nowhere to park. She'd park in handicap and she'd make me limp. And I'm like, okay. I didn't realize how that's kind of dumb on my mom's part because I was just, just a kid. Like, you don't get handicapped parking for a kid.

[John Holmberg]

But nobody's gonna question.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody said anything. And I would limp all the way through the store.

[John Holmberg]

When I worked at a Lincoln dealer with mostly old people at that time. We'd, when we'd go to lunch, we'd find out who had what car to test drive and who had handicap plates. And then, all right, you're turn to limp.

[Brett Vesely]

You're going. And we would limp. I would pull, I'd go full. I'd go full pull, hands in the position. My mom would laugh like, this is terrible. And we'd walk. Just when quick runs, we're running in real fast for some butter, maybe some milkshake. I gotta go in there real quick, limp, like, okay. Nobody did a thing about it. And then sometimes we'd go to the store and I was fine.

[Dick Toledo]

Then you meet the couple people that just re up the plaque like their parents.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Had passed away and they got it.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, there's not much better than going anywhere with Paula, my 94 year old lady friend. Not like that. That sounded bad. But we'll go out.

[Dick Toledo]

She can, you can post it up.

[Brett Vesely]

Put her placard is some of the and handicap parking. I'm telling you what, it's a great thing. It's just the price you have to pay to get to it. It's 9:12. Terrible story. But I want to live in the middle with it for a minute till we find out what dispatch told those guys. It'd be great if dispatch, like we're looking for a black guy who waddles around a little bit and moans, be careful, he's got a gun. I mean, take him down, boys. If you see him, drop him. We're on it. There he is. Just immediately wise ass waddling around my parking lot. You knock it off. Anyway, we got a rock wars coming up in just moments and no, it can't be about this. Or maybe it can. We'll find out who's got it next. It's 90 marvel rock. It's out of control now. 98. We got the rock wars coming up. I'm fast with this because it's a quick one. We're late. My fault. So the topic I want to go with this week, a lot of swinger talk on this deal. Lot of swinger talk. And nobody actually has given any positive. By the way, before we get into that, a guy emailed and said, it doesn't bother you that when you were a kid and pretending to be handicapped, no one ever stopped it. And I always thought in my head that was just good acting. But I had to look. Nobody questioned it.

[Dick Toledo]

That's you can't half ass that. You gotta go all in.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I didn't. But also, like, it was believable. And I had no makeup or anything. They just looked at me and said, probably I didn't do. You know, it didn't take much. That ugly little kid's got a disease too. How about that? Just kind of changed my world right there. A guy named William added that and I'm like, yeah, it's true. I never really thought it. I just thought I was just really kind of, you know, it's kind of the Ricky Schroeder of my time. Although he was kind of the Ricky Schroeder of my time.

[Dick Toledo]

You're entertaining your mom too.

[Brett Vesely]

It was a great child actor. No one ever said, nothing's wrong with him. They just said, yeah, that. That looks about right.

[John Holmberg]

How bad is that?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I thought I was a cute kid, but evidently I could go full R word like. And no one questioned it.

[John Holmberg]

Did your dad make you do it too? Or just mom?

[Brett Vesely]

No, dad was real quick to leave me in the car. He had no issue if he had to run in somewhere. I was sitting in the car. He trusted me. He didn't do the handicap parking thing. Although, yeah, he did. Back then. There was a lot less. There was. It was a lot more latch. We. We lived in a small town. I mean, the handicapped guy that lived there, if he wasn't out, we could park in his spot. Anyway, different story with the swinger stuff that everybody said, oh, here's how, you know, there's a, you know, purple lights, there's half a garage door open. There's stacked rocks, pineapples upside down, black rings. All this stuff. Like, you guys have too many rules. That's everybody you just named off, Possibly everyone. So let's say we're going to a party this weekend and no one's announced it. We need a song to let everybody know, like, the minute it plays. Like, okay, we're at a swingers party. They just announced. Announced it. That means either you stay or you go. And it needs to be universal. So I want a song.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like, for, like a diddy party.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the diddy party's about to begin. You know, when they do the thing when you're, you know, transition. Yeah. You're having cordials, and all of a sudden there's this. This. And then, like, music to let you know the play's about to begin. That's it for swingers. You can have the party. I'm at Brady's house, and everything's cool. They were having fun. He's at your neighbor Laser. And there's Kenny and the whole gang. Hey, Tom's here. Your. And we're all dancing and having a good time, and then this song starts, and it's like, okay, intermission is over. The real party begins now. And it becomes the universal theme. There's too many things with all the swinger talk we've had since Monday where even swingers say, here's what I do. And it's different. It's. We need to univers. We need to consolidate this. So a theme song to let the festivities begin. And that way I'll know to get the absolute out of there. Friendly fire's about to happen, everybody, everywhere. So you can help us out. Holmerget98kupd.com Give us a song. You can text 97936. You can call 585-9800. You tell us your suggestions. We'll have rock wars coming up next. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy legacy known only as rock wars, brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans, $10 to up to $100,000 or more. No credit needed. Top dollar paid. The entire process just taking several minutes. Mo Money pawn.com. 12th street and Indian School. See you there. I'm heading over there later today to pick up my Troy Palomalu autograph jersey. Byron text me yesterday. He was getting kind of lonely and it's got a sold sign on it. I'm like, damn it, I haven't picked it up. And he said, a guy walked by the other day and said it is sold. And he's like, yeah. And he goes, did Holmberg buy it? Yes, I did.

[John Holmberg]

Your reputation procedure.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, I.

[Dick Toledo]

Hands off.

[Brett Vesely]

Hands off. Metroy Palomali. It is time for the Rock Wars. This week it is the subject of swinging, a song where you're at a party, we're all having a good time. And then the announcement to the crowd goers with the universal song will become after. After this, the song that makes everybody go up. The swinging's about to begin. So the folks who don't want to. You can go down here. The white party begins upstairs right now. And it's a universal thing. Enough with the pineapples. Enough with the stacked rocks and all the purple nonsense and the silliness. This is how it works. Brady, I'd like you to go first.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. It's the first song that came to my mind. And it's a purple perfect song for a transition. Like you said, going from the trans people.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Dick Toledo]

Transitioning from, you know, cocktails to. It's go time.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Dick Toledo]

Steve Miller's Swing Town.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that is not.

[John Holmberg]

That is not what I was thinking.

[Brett Vesely]

I had opp. I wrote down OPP For Brady. Yeah, I was.

[Dick Toledo]

Everyone's heading the swing tag.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Yeah. Okay. I like this. It's not the most modern swinging party I want to be on part of. There's a lot of. A lot of people in their 60s there.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, if you're looking for.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I know if you're looking for age appropriate swinging, you go nuts. I. I prefer my swingers to be menstruated. Wow. But not active. Not actively. Not actively. I don't like the ones that don't have to.

[John Holmberg]

The Valley swing town or drag family.

[Brett Vesely]

And they get to deal with swinger. Yeah, I know. Thomas swings. He's asked a couple of times.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's brother, sir, you Keep denying.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I just don't like postmenopausal swing parties. That just sounds gross to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Decent band name.

[Brett Vesely]

It's too long. Good album name. Post Menopausal Swing Party. Great album name. I don't know what the band's called yet, but that's a good one. Brett, you go.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you know, if I'm going to a swinger party, I definitely want to know if. When I need to bounce. I mean, I get. I mean, I don't want. I don't want any innuendos. I want it just thrown right in my face.

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[John Holmberg]

So Ice T basically had a song called let's Get Butt Naked and.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Is this edited? No. Let's get butt naked and. Oh, jeez. I heard it's time to remove your fear.

[Dick Toledo]

I just want to get near.

[Brett Vesely]

Close. All right. I want to get all shut down. Right. All right. That's not bad. Because we don't hear that at parties too often. So it would definitely bring the attention.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And people are like, why is this playing? It's like, because stuff's about to.

[John Holmberg]

The chorus just tells you. I mean, time to go.

[Dick Toledo]

Of course.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Let's get naked and pretty much.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty much it tells you, yeah, this.

[Brett Vesely]

Is what's happening now. You'll have some fun. People going, that's hilarious. Like, no, they mean it. Oh, yeah, we gotta go. Get out. And then people like me who'd be like, let's see.

[John Holmberg]

Yep, doesn't sound so bad.

[Brady Bogan]

I see where this goes.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody here's been through menopause yet. This is. This is interesting. Mine lyrics basically is an announcement to the crowd, which I think is the best part. Just basically says, ladies and gentlemen, please would you bring your attention to me for a feast for your eyes to see. An explosion of catastrophe like nothing you've ever seen before. Saliva. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, please. Like, oh, like having a ringmaster. The best part. Do you want it? Do you need it? Let me hear it. Ladies and gentlemen, Boom, boom, boom. Right here today. This guy, John Gordon. Your choices. Swing Town for Brady's Post Hip Surgery Party by Steve Miller. Is it the late Steve Miller yet? It's got to be.

[John Holmberg]

And the worst part is he was the first one in, too. He's like, I got this.

[Brett Vesely]

That was second. Got to get down to Swing Town. Brett chose let's Get Butt Naked and Do that thing by Ice Tea. And I chose, ladies and gentlemen, by Saliva John. Because we're late. You must choose a song. I must choose. Must do it. Who you doing? John Hberg for the win. Damn it.

[Dick Toledo]

Let's have some fun. John G. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

No, let's not. I got to do a lot of editing on that one. I will play it right now. You got it? Yes. Yeah. Get it together. We'll do that one right there. But that's it. It's over now. No more. You know what swingers do, Ronnie? You're over there in Gilbert with all your postinos friends and your drama and your rumors with the ladies. You know, they're swingers. Their garage door was open a little bit last night. Or. Oh, they've got purple lights. Oh. He wears a black ring, throws pineapples in his. Pineapples in his front yard. You're all just drama nuts. I've heard from swingers all day. None of that's real. We need a universal song. Here it is. Saliva, ladies and gentlemen. And it's solid, and it's KUPD friendly, so there you go. Take that. This is for you swingers to announce to all us normal people to get. I win again. It's out of control now. Thank you. I didn't know that was over yet. There you go. Yeah. People are like, that's a perfect song for this. Actually, I didn't realize how perfect it was until you start reading the lyrics. The thing is dead on the money. We're right on with that. So I'm proud of myself. Another win for me. Brett, you're struggling this year.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I think Brady's in second. What's going on? Watch your back, Brady. I don't trust it. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail]. brady just told us something that. I don't think there's a defense.

[Dick Toledo]

Big day. Big day.

[Brett Vesely]

His brother's flown all the way out here from Cleveland, and Brady and his brother are going to go see the L. It's hard for me to say it. The LPGA tournament and then follow it up with high school girls tennis.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes. Huge day.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you lose a family bet? And that's what you have to fly out here and do all this stupid stuff? Wow. That's terrible.

[Dick Toledo]

We'll be watching the LBGA in the trophy bar tent.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't care. Did you hear the first?

[John Holmberg]

That was a plug right there. That was. That was. That was a morning. That was a morning cup right there.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know what you're talking about. Thank you, Russ.

[Brett Vesely]

You sicken me.

[John Holmberg]

See mother morning cup again.

[Brett Vesely]

You are Stealing food. I'll get that text. Well, I gotta give it to his brother Tom. I said, what are you doing that for? I said, the only Dale Hellistry said, johnny, you want to come out to LPGA tomorrow on Thursday? And he just texts back, no, free food. And I'm like, no, I'll eat for. I'll pay my way through to not see that. And then, so Tom Brady's brother, he said. I said, why are you going to the lpg? And he points to Brady, he goes, free food. Food. Well, I go, you're being forced to go.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the beautiful whirlwind golf course.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's a great course. You know, it's open every day. You don't have to.

[Dick Toledo]

Great course.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I know what you're doing. I know exactly what you're doing. I don't know how bad. Here, I'm going to give you my card. Times must be this tight. Will you pay a bill for Christmas? Times have always been tight for him. It's just embarrassing. It's embarrassing for all of us. You heard that? Homburg's morning sickness. Yeah. Yeah, that's me. I'm Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

That's me.

[Brett Vesely]

Anywho, I'm known as chief. I really don't want to pay for any of this food, Russell. Okay, well, have fun. But I don't understand why you got to go. What? Free food, lpga, and then go watch girls tennis. If you had girls tennis that you had to go to because your daughter's there, I would not go watch more girls sports. But you say it's in honor of your dad, who used to love the lady sports. Did he go to girls golf a lot?

[Dick Toledo]

He went to the. He went to OSU basketball games. I knew that he would. Yeah, he would see the.

[Brett Vesely]

He go.

[Dick Toledo]

There was something playing at osu. He's there.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, the Phoenix Open. You don't even go to watch the golf. It makes sense to go to that tournament, but, man, there can't be any sort of party atmosphere out there.

[Dick Toledo]

And he'd always play with Jana Shipley, who was the coach. The OSU girls golf.

[Brett Vesely]

That didn't mean he's watching it. That's awful. You're gonna stay the whole day, Tom, Are you all right with it?

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Blink if you're being held. Yeah. Are you all right? I don't think you're doing this again. This is all against your will, Tom on a plane. Yeah. This is the worst trip I've ever heard of.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you talking about?

[Brett Vesely]

I'M talking about the worst trip I've ever heard of. Fly out, take you to Viet check, watch some girls golf. Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

Bon.

[Brett Vesely]

Sean.

[Dick Toledo]

How was bonsh Sean?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's the best restaurant we've got in the town. Way to go. Way to show a nice time to a guy. We don't have those in Columbus. Yeah, you can't get a bonan anywhere else. Let me take you a little number over here. I know the owner. You worry me, Tom. If you want to have some fun, just call me up and we'll go do something real instead. All these free things that you're forced into, we got to sit through a little presentation, but then we're going to.

[Dick Toledo]

Get some some time tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

It's an LPGA time year, but afterwards they got a good roundup. Have a nice little spread. It's only three hours of your life. Big whoop. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense systems. If you're interested in making yourself a better person. Who wouldn't say yes to that? You can start right there in the house of bruise at React Defense. They've got the seminars coming up, the women's self defense seminars, right around the corner. They sold out of the deal where you can get two months of training plus the seminar. So now you can get just the seminar. But they got all those packages have already lighted up. Not many slots left for this. Go in like a lamb, come out like a lion. It is unbelievable to watch what happens to the women who go into that thing and then come out fighting machines. It's amazing. And then you just make it part of your regular life and you realize that the world's a little bit sideways. You never know again. That cop video we saw today, watching them try to pin that dude who was fighting for his life. Good. Good luck. You start getting into a scrum, you don't know what's going on. They'll teach you everything you need to know about just becoming better at being you. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical black. Before we say that. Yeah, it's exactly, it's. Christopher Dewitt has summed it all up right here. Jesus Christmas. John's the Jew on the show. I'll leave it there. Brady Entertainment.

[Dick Toledo]

You'll like this.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it free?

[Dick Toledo]

Sure is. There's a thread on Reddit where people are describing their last fart using a movie title.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, man. Did they consult you?

[Brady Bogan]

On this.

[Dick Toledo]

Pitch Perfect, There will be blood.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God. Oh, God. God.

[Dick Toledo]

Everything everywhere, all at once.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a good one.

[Dick Toledo]

Backdraft.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the Easy. That's low hanging fruit. I like everything fast and furious. Pretty solid.

[Dick Toledo]

Wicked. A Mighty Wind. Big.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the Tom hanks movie about? 911, loud and something. Remember that?

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember that one.

[Brett Vesely]

It won like an Academy Award.

[Dick Toledo]

Days of Thunder.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Damn it.

[Dick Toledo]

How to Lose a guy in 10 days.

[John Holmberg]

Extremely loud and incredible. Close.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it. Extremely loud and incredibly close.

[Brady Bogan]

That was about 9 11.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Well, not anymore. Well, yeah, it's about Brady's last ass.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't breathe, ghost.

[John Holmberg]

She's like the wind.

[Brett Vesely]

She's like the wind. Oh, we're doing song last shoot. We should have done this story before Rock wars. Write that down. That'll be next week's topic.

[Dick Toledo]

We heard Will Smith most recent song, I think yesterday.

[John Holmberg]

That was terrible.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't good.

[Dick Toledo]

Someone interviewed him about the record, but they asked him about his Oscar ban. How does he feel about it right now? He says he's looking to be the best human I can possibly be. And I'm gonna take what I get with that.

[Brett Vesely]

Too bad.

[John Holmberg]

This is radio.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Brett Stewing, the international symbol of jerky. It.

[Dick Toledo]

This surf company is suing Lady Gaga over a little logo.

[Brett Vesely]

It's. She copied it completely.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah. If you look at the Mayhem.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's pretty.

[Brett Vesely]

I saw that yesterday. She completely copied it. But now she's fighting back today saying, go ahead, sue me. I'll destroy you. Wow. She's got all the money. Mayhem, surf company, nobody. Like, they don't have Lady Gaga money. They might have some money, but this is going to be a.

[Dick Toledo]

That just awarded them the win.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe they might not have the plow over. They might not have anything legally done.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Holmberg]

They'll just. She'll just pay them.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she'll just.

[John Holmberg]

This will go away.

[Brett Vesely]

That's true. It's too late. They've already printed like the record companies already printed everything. The logos are out.

[Dick Toledo]

A new book claims Yoko Ono actually held the Beatles together. She's a terrible job because if it wasn't for her British bringing John in every day during the Let It Be album and Abbey Road to the last two hours. It would have been. Would have been made one that would, you know, drag him in.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't Yoko. It was John not wanting to go. They didn't. They recorded both of those albums at the same time. Pretty much. And they did their parts individually. They weren't in the room together hardly at all. Especially for. Let It Be. Paul was the one that did all that. And he would force Yoko to break. Bring him in. Yoko is never gonna. Brady, take it back. Yoko Ono is not a hero in any. Any way, shape or form.

[Dick Toledo]

Take it up with a guy that's written the book about it.

[Brett Vesely]

It's David Chef, currently sleeping with the body of Yoko Ono.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

War Zone.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And then last week we might have taken it out.

[Brett Vesely]

You took War Zone out? I'm looking for it.

[Brady Bogan]

It should be in there.

[Brett Vesely]

But anytime someone says something positive about Yoko Ono, just play Warzone in your head. Yeah, that song she released and you'll remember. She's. She's the devil. Oh, yeah. This. I forgot about all the gun play. Piano Workers, wake up, hold your life, get out the chill. This is Brady trying to tell you this is a hero. War. War. David Chapman, you bastard. You shot the wrong one. She was right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Why couldn't she answer the door?

[Brett Vesely]

I wasn't answering the door. They were going in.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought he answered.

[Brett Vesely]

No, they were going into the garage and the guy. No, there's the. The way the Dakota is. Some of it faces Central park and then the side goes down the road and there's a walk down into a thing. And the guy was waiting for autographs out there. And they came home and he's walking down there and he turned around Mr. Lennon and plugged him. And there she was, standing right there. Not a scratch. What a crime. I think they convicted him for an extra 20 years for not getting her.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Where's the attempted murder on the bad one. You know that. That's it for us. Boy, oh boy, my stomach hurts for his day.

[Dick Toledo]

He's excited.

[Brett Vesely]

Ugh.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, you need to learn what excitement means, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Did anyone learn the word no in your family? Like to say something horrible to someone you just have to do.

[Dick Toledo]

Not too often.

[Brett Vesely]

Your brother should say it now.

[John Holmberg]

John, take Tom out. He. He can't do.

[Brett Vesely]

Wants to take Tom someplace better. Which is a cemetery. Just walk around.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a great idea.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably add that to your awesome party plan. Figure you fly out, get some LPGA time. Man.

[Dick Toledo]

On the way home from Casa Grande. 85 cent blizzards.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Jesus. You've mapped out the DQs. There's got to be more than one on the way home.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll buy.

[Brett Vesely]

Daddy war books. Why don't you fly out here? Kirby's got a violin recital coming up. Family should probably look at that pretty yahoo. Yeah, right. That's terrible. Terrible. I feel bad for Brady's brother. Well, maybe somebody will t bone you guys on the way out there. Cross your fingers and hope for that. That's Brett's going out today. Where are you going?

[John Holmberg]

Maricopa County Sheriff's Office Training center.

[Brett Vesely]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

I was trying to get that part out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Lower buckeye.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. MCSO. Lower Buckeye and 35th. That's the Sheriff's department. Sheriff's office, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Jail.

[Brett Vesely]

They're going to do jobs.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if the jails are too, but.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you can get a job as a detention officer out there and go out there and have a little job fair.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be interviewing people out there. He'd probably have more fun.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So I'll be there from 3 to 5.

[Brady Bogan]

Be more informative.

[Brett Vesely]

How good can the food be to sit through lpg?

[Dick Toledo]

We're there for the golf.

[Brady Bogan]

You know exactly how good it is, John. Two and a half stars.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's probably Korean. So the golfers want food. Like that's their out there. Oh, right.

[Dick Toledo]

Bogey.

[Brett Vesely]

Down with that. All right, that's it. We're done. You guys have a great one. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning. Sickness, Solo. It's out of control now.