03-26-25 - Robby Emails An Update On How The Country Concert Went And How It Took A Swinging Turn - Suzanne Somers' Husband Has Created An AI Version Of Her And Wants To Remake 3s Company

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: March 26, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Title: Robby Emails An Update On How The Country Concert Went And How It Took A Swinging Turn - Suzanne Somers' Husband Has Created An AI Version Of Her And Wants To Remake 3s Company

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Overview

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's top morning radio show, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into two intriguing and controversial topics: an unsettling incident at a recent country concert shared by listener Robby, and the unsettling advancement of artificial intelligence in recreating the likeness of beloved celebrities. The episode blends humor, shock value, and critical discussions, characteristic of the show's intent to entertain, question, and disturb.

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Robby’s Email: Country Concert Turns Swinging

Timestamp: [00:08] – [10:02]

Listener Robby emails the hosts about his recent experience at a country concert featuring Kelsey Ballerini. What began as a seemingly ordinary event quickly spiraled into a problematic situation involving swinger activities.

• The Incident: Robby and his wife attended the concert where Dan, dubbed "Dan the Dancing Man," was seen dancing closely with Kelsey Ballerini. Robby expresses his discomfort with the closeness:

  • John Holmberg: “...I just noticed on my emails last night, Robby from the Kelsey Ballerini. Dan, Dan the dancing man...” [00:32]

• Attempted Threesome: Robby’s wife attempted to leave early, prompting Dan to whisper a proposition about a threesome involving the couple. This revelation led to heated discussions among the hosts about the nature of swinging and the tactics used:

  • Brady Bogan: “He was trying to bone her right in front of the husband. That's what it is.” [03:24]

• Swinger Signals and Community: The hosts humorously explore the supposed signs swingers use to identify each other, such as stacked rocks or purple porch lights, debunking their effectiveness:

  • Brett Vesely: “I want to know, Scott, what's the protocol, you know, for your house?” [09:08]
  • Brady Bogan: “Everybody knows these things too much for them to be true.” [09:23]

• Critical Take: The conversation evolves into a critique of swinging culture, emphasizing the manipulation and potential emotional harm involved:

  • Brady Bogan: “Swinging scares me. Say a Dan. Dan the man was definitely trying to bang the wife.” [04:47]

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Discussion on Swinger Symbols and Risks

Timestamp: [10:02] – [21:22]

The hosts continue their exploration of swinging, focusing on the practicality and reality of swinger communities in Arizona.

• Debunking Myths: They question the legitimacy of household symbols meant to signal swinger intent, likening them to ordinary decorative choices:

  • Brady Bogan: “I don't think anybody does that. You know, So I think there's a whole lot less...” [10:40]

• Technological Disruption: The conversation shifts to how modern technology, particularly the internet, has replaced traditional signaling methods, making swinger connections more discreet and reliant on digital platforms:

  • Brady Bogan: “We have the Internet just like everyone else. We don't need to do that.” [11:45]

• Cultural Observations: The hosts make light-hearted yet critical observations about the prevalence of swingers in Arizona neighborhoods, humorously suggesting absurd signaling methods to expose the fetish:

  • Brady Bogan: “I'm gonna put a purple light on my front door, stack some rocks...” [11:33]

• Ethical Concerns: They discuss the ethical implications and personal discomfort associated with swinging, highlighting the potential for deceit and relationship strain:

  • Brady Bogan: “Ladies, you better get on this. You better start making friends...” [16:52]

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AI Recreation of Suzanne Somers and Three's Company

Timestamp: [24:28] – [39:45]

Shifting gears, the hosts tackle the controversial topic of Suzanne Somers' husband developing an AI version of her to remake episodes of the classic sitcom Three's Company.

• The AI Project: Suzanne Somers' husband collaborates with Real Botics to create a digital twin of her, aiming to revive and reimagine Three's Company with AI-generated Suzanne and other original cast members:

  • Brady Bogan: “He AIED Suzanne Somers and said she wanted this 40 years ago...” [24:28]

• Technical and Ethical Challenges: The hosts question the ethicality and feasibility of recreating deceased individuals through AI, pondering whether next to nothing is lost or if there's an inherent disrespect involved:

  • Brady Bogan: “If you can't just come out of the blue after your wife's dead with a robot AI version of her...” [26:37]

• Audience Reception: They speculate on how audiences and the original cast members would react to such AI recreations, highlighting a potential disconnect between technological capability and human emotion:

  • Brady Bogan: “You could do that now... you have to get permission from the dead...” [33:56]

• Future Implications: The discussion extends to the broader implications of AI in entertainment, raising concerns about authenticity, consent, and the preservation of genuine human experiences:

  • Brady Bogan: “The eradication of women is 10 years away. That's happened...” [28:33]

• Humorous Critique: The hosts employ humor to critique the project, imagining absurd scenarios and expressing skepticism about the success and acceptance of AI-generated characters:

  • Brady Bogan: “They built season one. Holmberg's morning sickness. Disgusting...” [27:43]

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Insights and Conclusions

Timestamp: [39:45] – End

In the concluding segment, the hosts reflect on the implications of both stories—swinging culture’s impact on relationships and the ethical dilemmas posed by AI recreations of deceased individuals.

• Personal Reflections: Brady Bogan shares his apprehensions about the merging of technology and personal lives, fearing a future where human relationships are overshadowed by artificial interactions:

  • Brady Bogan: “We're slowly just getting rid of their own family. The simulation is slowly...” [28:33]

• Final Thoughts: The episode wraps up with a mix of cynical humor and a cautionary tone, urging listeners to remain aware of the rapidly evolving social and technological landscapes:

  • Brady Bogan: “Wake up. It's out of control now.” [39:45]

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Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogan: “He was trying to bone her right in front of the husband. That's what it is.” [03:24]
• Brady Bogan: “Swinging scares me. Say a Dan. Dan the man was definitely trying to bang the wife.” [04:47]
• Brady Bogan: “Everybody knows these things too much for them to be true.” [09:23]
• Brady Bogan: “The eradication of women is 10 years away. That's happened...” [28:33]
• Brady Bogan: “We're slowly just getting rid of their own family. The simulation is slowly...” [28:33]
• Brady Bogan: “Wake up. It's out of control now.” [39:45]

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness presents a blend of dark humor and critical analysis on sensitive topics such as swinging culture and the ethical use of AI to recreate deceased individuals. Through engaging discussions and candid reflections, the hosts challenge listeners to ponder the complexities and potential consequences of modern social behaviors and technological advancements.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

Oh, didn't call that person.

[Brady Bogan]

He said the whole thing was to try to get us to swing with him. He only has sex with couples. He groomed her to get me to show up to stuff. So whichever one of you said it was a three way, grooming was right. But my dumb, naive wife didn't see the Writing on the wall, signed Robbie. Oh, my God. Some guy.

[Brett Vesely]

What a night.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. Man, you almost got boned by a guy you said look like Brock Lesnar at a country show.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, if you're going to get.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're going to get hit by somebody, might as well be some former superstar wrestling and. And UFC champ.

[Brett Vesely]

He set the hook without knowing it.

[Brady Bogan]

He told me. How about that? You walk into that. I don't like this guy and you hanging out so much. I want to meet him, okay?

[Brett Vesely]

I kind of like this guy.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy's like, look, and he's charming, you know, he's sitting there going, nice dinner. I told him I don't really. I really want you two getting too close. He's like, don't you worry about that. I've got another plan. He was trying to get her to bring her husband to the party and then interview.

[Brett Vesely]

Out of the way, sister.

[John Holmberg]

Hilarious.

[Brady Bogan]

He was gonna. And she was just. She was the cock. Thank you, Robbie, for sharing this one. That's all new. That was a. What would Brady do on Monday? By Wednesday, this dude almost got raped.

[Brett Vesely]

Solved.

[Brady Bogan]

The hell's going on out there?

[John Holmberg]

I still wonder if that might have.

[Brady Bogan]

Been a nice move.

[John Holmberg]

I'm almost wondering if it was just kind of a cya. Like, oh, this dude's on to me now.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like. But you would whisper in her ear.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, because she knows that he's gonna tell. She's gonna tell him. So I'm kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. But if he's trying to bone her, wouldn't he, like, go, hey, your husband's upset. Like, wouldn't you try to make the husband look like a crazy? That's what I would do.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I would say I'm gonna. He's. I can't hang out with you anymore. Make her, like, go, oh, my God. No, Dan, that's. You know, like, if. If you set the hook on her for her, you make it seem like I've got to be the good guy and step away. Your husband's really insecure about me, you know? And then you make the husband look like a puss, and you. And you make her feel like she's with an unmanned. I don't know. There seems to be.

[Brett Vesely]

Tell you what, work this morning is going to be spectacular.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. When she goes back in and he just basically 12 hours ago, said he wanted to butt her husband. Country music, man. I've been warning you about it the whole time. It leads to just terrible stuff. Dumb People doing dumb things. That's crazy. So thanks, Robbie. Now I'm getting all these emails. I called it. I knew this douchebag wanted dudes. I do believe Kyle did say early on he's gay. Country dancing.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, we all kind of knew that. I mean, that wasn't, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

But I. I wasn't necessarily. That wasn't going that direction. I got that direction. Play for her.

[Brady Bogan]

To be honest, I didn't see a play for anything. Yeah, I see. You know, I did.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, right off the bat, I thought, oh, something's going on here.

[Brady Bogan]

You can look at it and then say, all right. But if everybody's, you know, your skepticism or your insecurities will roll in. If your wife's doing something, she's like, I really enjoy this, and you hate it, and there's somebody at her work that'll do it, and she's telling you about it. I'm not overly upset about that. I might meet the guy and go, jesus, you know, Brock Lesnar guy country.

[Brett Vesely]

The fact that this guy wasn't even going to go to the show. So what's the deal there?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that additional grooming that spent time with her.

[Brady Bogan]

We had the email from the swinger yesterday that says a grooming sit. She. He thought she was doing it and then that. Or maybe he. I don't know. Maybe he didn't. Maybe it was one of those. Maybe that's a. Maybe that's a swinger thing. Get in with the girl and then say, hey, you know, when the husband's upset, just go. Even the thing when he was like. When he said something to the effect of, dan can't go, he threw that little hissy fit. Look, well, I want to go with you guys. Like, he didn't pull away when the husband said, I want in. So I guess he just kind of. I guess that's what you do. You got to get in with one of them, make them comfortable. It's like that Mormon story about brother B. Yeah. He made all the family feel comfortable with him. So much so that he started to bone the daughter in the house and was kind of like in their lives. And every time they got handy from dad. Yeah. Dad gave him a handy and started to bone the mom. He groomed one, and everybody else kind of fell in line. And you would never have seen that. Like, oh, it looks a little awkward. Like, he's trying to. Come on, I don't like the way you're doing this. And he pulls him aside going, I'll go to dinner. I'm totally harmless. I'd like to go to that show. I love country dance with you. You like it with me? Bring him along. I'll go with you guys. Instead of just going, fine, I'll buy my own ticket. If you wanted to just bone that girl, he'd have made him look bad. He wouldn't have tagged along to dinner. It does seem fishy. But when my swinger guy's right, he goes, I told you, this is what we do. It's grooming. So swinger guy. Tell me that the swinger guy? Yeah, he's the one who emailed yesterday. His name's Scott. He emailed yesterday. He said, that's what we do. And I'm like emailing again. He said, it's a swinger move, involve the husband to get to the wife. Classic. So you. So you.

[Brett Vesely]

But he's doing the other way around.

[Brady Bogan]

It does make sense. I don't know. Swinger rules. But it makes sense to me to make the wife comfortable with you. She was so distraught at how sad he was when she said, hey, you can't go to the show. She bought him a ticket.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's true.

[Brady Bogan]

And then he's like, I'll just go with you guys and put him at ease. Right? I'll just tag. I'll go to. I feel terrible. I'll go to dinner. I'll take you guys to dinner. Which is probably what. Dan didn't say that. Or Robbie didn't say that. That Dan said, look, I want you guys to be comfortable with me. Let me take you to dinner before for the ticket. And then he's like, fine, we'll go to dinner. And she's like, he just wants to make sure you know, it's not weird. And then Dan rolls in at the end and goes, you know, if you guys are interested. And the wife didn't see it, she just thought it was. Well, yeah, she's a country fan. She's dumb as a stump.

[John Holmberg]

She's gotta be hockey.

[Brady Bogan]

Like I told this guy, let him. Let your wife, Robbie, bang away on anybody she wants. That's the least of what you got going on. You're basically married to a person who likes country music. And that is what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

She's got to be smoke show.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she. Well, no, I think so. Maybe you might be right. It's just gotta be, I think a country music. I don't necessarily think. Although they do have more good looking girls, per.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But the dumb ones for the groomer.

[Brett Vesely]

He doesn't need a smoke show.

[Brady Bogan]

No. He just needs a willing participant. It's a swinger move. I don't know anything about swinging. Swinging scares me. Says a Dan. Dan. The man was definitely trying to bang the wife. The husband called him out. I took his next best option.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady Bogan]

Banging her right in front of the husband. That's what it is. Oh, it's so strange. What a crazy thing. Anyway, I don't know. I just look at the world differently every time I hear one of your stories. It's just not a normal place to be anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

I want to know, Scott, what's the protocol, you know, for your house? Because I heard, you know, you stack rocks out front.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Tell us. Red light. I don't think.

[Brett Vesely]

Bring the garage door third way.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you got that. You got the purple porch light.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody knows these things too much for them to be true.

[Brett Vesely]

How much is that legitimate?

[Brady Bogan]

I think all of us knobs see that. And it's too easy for kids to stack stones and make it look funny at your house. Or I. You know, the swinger community wouldn't be. So if it was so secretive that they had to have stacked rocks and stuff, why do we know about it?

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, So I think there's. I think it's a whole lot less, you know, purple lights and passwords and pineapple. Pineapples and stuff upside down. It's stupid crap like that. That's, you know, Gilbert moms get, you know, all heated up about it. Postino saying they've got a purple front porch light. Well, the kids could do that to make the Gilbert moms dramatic.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, you can put those forever lights up or whatever, just right. Have the purple palette.

[Brady Bogan]

But if you're a swinger, I don't think you need. It's not like people are going. Driving around neighborhoods going, I need a swing. That's the swing house. It's like the E in the window when you're a kid. Yeah. It's like, oh, good, I can swing there. That's not a thing. It's not a thing at all. So I always thought that was kind of Paradise Valley moms saying, oh, my God, they had rocks stacked up in their front yard. Everybody in Arizona's got rocks stacked in the front yard. It's a desert. Got a couple rocks stacked up. You don't know. But if. No, it's like. Like vortex rocks, and that announces to other swingers that they can go in, like, That's. I don't think anybody does that.

[John Holmberg]

You got dumb hot broads again. Vortex and rocks. Yeah, you know. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. How is country music not taking over Sedona? It's a dumb broad capital of the world with their broken half rocks.

[John Holmberg]

Knock it over.

[Brady Bogan]

Singing. Singing bowls and plates and geodes and vortexes and I'm surprised that place just isn't shaped like a banjo at this point anyway. Yeah, that whole. That whole. Because otherwise why wouldn't we. Why wouldn't single guys, if it was that easy, just do some sort of signal in his front yard to go, hey, if you're driving by and you want a bone, I got the. My garage is a third of the way I've given out.

[Brett Vesely]

Start doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, try it for the pack. Yeah, put it in there. I'm gonna put a purple light on my front door, stack some rocks, keep my garage a third of the way open, and just wait for the. I want to sway. Oh, geez. Did I do. Did I leave those rocks outside? I'm sorry. That was my mistake.

[John Holmberg]

We should do that in front of the building here.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

Down the hall. They'll really be. Come on in.

[Brady Bogan]

Surprised they haven't. Surprised. Maybe we just not paying attention. It's just a constant stream of swingers.

[Brett Vesely]

Going, there is a pineapple down.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that means. The swinger Scott says, I don't know anything about the lights and that nonsense. We have the Internet just like everyone else. We don't need to do that. That's what I figured. The Internet seems to be the one that you make the connection. You don't need randos driving by your house looking for flags and signals.

[Brett Vesely]

Swinger neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

78S thing. You know, it's probably, you know, could be old school.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's not like we're waving hurricane flags outside to try to. You're not bringing in boats.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I remember when first moved down to Gilbert, they're talking about the Seville neighborhood. Oh, that's a swing neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

Who?

[Brady Bogan]

Let me ask you. Yeah. No, who's saying that?

[Brett Vesely]

Multiple people.

[Brady Bogan]

The women. They're all in on it. Yeah, I guess all the wives that try to make some sort of a weird. Because, you know why you live in a Mormon neighborhood. So they're looking for all the weirdness outside of their weird worlds, which, you know, documentaries tell me there's a lot going on in their lives. They just don't talk. Swinging seems hard. It says, the town I live in is known to have A lot of swingers. The sign is an upside down pineapple on your door. See, everybody's. That's the old people walk around the grocery store with upside down pineapples.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna look.

[Brady Bogan]

Or you should just do it.

[Brett Vesely]

See what happens.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, you walk around and see if anybody. Yeah. Hey, Brady Trip. Yeah, I'm just cruising the ABCO says. I thought emailer said the worst thing was going to be going to an awful country music concert. The Cut caves and goes with also if Dan looks like Brock Lesnar with a neck. I pictured Dan HARTMAN from the 70s that actually. And he sent me a picture and I'm like, hey, that's actually pretty reasonable. Looks like the. He found a guy that he was. And now people. Now you guys. Don't waste your time with this.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like Caliento with a perm.

[Brady Bogan]

It does. Don't waste your time. Sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Holmberg's morning sickness. You know, that's the one thing I hate about the Internet is people immediately hear a name and then start trying to find that part. You don't know. I don't know Dan's last name, but you can put in, like keywords. Dan, country music, Phoenix, Kelsey Ballerini, you know, and try to find like. And I'm sure he put a picture up and, you know, tag Kelsey Ballerini on it. Now you've got a bunch of Dan's and you look the one that looks like Brock Lesnar. Then you send them to me. Like I'm ever gonna find the guy. Besides that, I don't want to find him. He's gonna want to me.

[John Holmberg]

One of my peeps are emailing him.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the Italians. The Italians have chimed in on this. Oh, yeah, it is very much in Your language is Mr. Lombardi. It's proud to hold. She said that the husband. Oh, she said that to the husband to get him off the scent. She'll be slobbing fat lesnar's knob by 8am it's an interesting approach. See, sir, look, you're not reading the room there. The tea leaves are right in front of you. She told you that to make you comfortable so she could blow him at work tomorrow.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Idiot.

[Brett Vesely]

You can hang out with them all you want.

[Brady Bogan]

Wouldn't it make it worse for you at home if you're Robbie? Okay, you gotta go to work. What are you gonna tell Dan today? I'm gonna tell him that that's this. We just can't do country dance anymore. All right? And then Lombardi Emails. She's gonna apologize in her own special way. Maybe. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Christopher writes in is most of the. Most of the biggest I know are married women in Gilbert. Ran through many Mormon wives living over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, look, I. That's not just exclusive to Mormons. Plenty of wives doing plenty of things on the side. Plenty of husbands doing plenty of things on the side.

[John Holmberg]

And Donovan wants to know what Rob's wife looks like. So we can judgment on this.

[Brady Bogan]

Since you're in the swinging world right now, why don't you give us a little advertisement? Send a picture of that wife over to D. [e-mail]. Let's see what we're working with, Mo. And while we're at it, fire over a shot of Brock Lesnar. Let's see if maybe you should do this. Just stay away from country music. Nothing good happens at country music shows. You get dumber. Real dumb. And then this kind of crap starts infiltrating your lives. This guy said, I walked up to a girl who was beautiful, had an upside down pineapple in her cart. She saw me and took the pineapple out. That's what would happen to me. No, thank you. I don't like pineapple anymore. Yeah, I wouldn't even know. How do you even get in that? This one. The swinger. Again, I don't know anything about the pineapple thing either. My girl wears a bracelet that says hot wife. I wear a black ring. Those are our signals in our community. All right. Hot wife.

[Brett Vesely]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Bracelet, black ring.

[Brett Vesely]

People that wear the black. The men's. The wedding band.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I know a bunch of guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Have those on or of the wedding ring.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the only thing I think.

[Brady Bogan]

But could be. I don't know how it works. That seems like a lot, doesn't it? Too much. And then it breaks my rule of one boner per room, which I swear by. That's. I've gotten through a lot of life very comfortably with the one boner per room rule. One knowledgeable boner. Like, right now, Brady could have one and I could have one. We didn't know but one, and I'm pretty sure you don't.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, good. Because I do. Thank God for that. But, yeah, just those times when you're supposed to have boners and then you look over and there's like, oh, there's another guy already here. It's like having two hammers. Like, I don't need. Like, only need one. I can only do One at a time. Anyway. I don't want two boners. One room. Not interested in that. There's. You know why? There's not even. It's not even like, an insecurity about size. They do. Could be packing a monster. Friendly fire. I fear friendly fire. I. If I'm in a room and another guy's in, I'm fine. I'm scared to death of friendly fire. I don't know what's going. I don't know. That dude could be, you know, one of those shooters or. Next thing you know, I'm getting decorated. I'm not interested in that. There's too much. I've invited it. If I allow a second boner in the room, that I could be decorated or that somehow or another, in the middle of it all, you know, the wife turns over and yells to decorate my husband. Like, no, no, no, no, no. It's too late. It's too late. Like that. Now you find out that's what she's into. And then you got that goo in your eye and you're trying to get. It's burning. It's. You don't. You've seen it. When you've done it to your wife, you don't want that happening to you. That looked horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Better using me, baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know how guys in porn don't apologize. Half the time they're doing that to somebody because, you know, it's one thing to paint, it's another one to be ocular. And, like, you watch them hit him in the eye and their eye closed and they struggle to open. Like, there should be an apology involved immediately. Porn should occasionally have a. Good Lord, I'm sorry. Hey, that shouldn't be there. I told you to close your eyes. I'm so sorry. That's gonna sting. It's nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Just like a BB gun or. Well, spit wads. No shots to the eye.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Yeah, exactly. You keep it. Keep it from the, I guess, mouth in the BB gun world, but you have a little bit more leeway. But again, you can't control that thing. Some guys are. Some guys are Wagner power painters.

[John Holmberg]

You can roll up on Peter north or something. And, you know, I don't need that.

[Brady Bogan]

I need a guy like me who Wiener looks like a kid with cerebral palsy throwing up. It's just kind of a. And then it's over. And you're like, that was nice. No chance of that stuff knocking an eye out. I'm not getting all Christmas story with my shots. Black Bart's safe. But, yeah, I'm afraid of friendly fire. So the swinger world. Not for me. This guy said, in Florida, the swingers put flamingos in their yards. There's flamingos everywhere. Every trailer park with old people is swinging. This one says, after listening to this story and all these emailers, I'm amazed at the amount of whores there are in this city. All this talk of being unfaithful is just disgusting. My girl would never sleep with another man, and I love her for that. Signed Christian rapper Nathan Sutherland. All right, Nate. She wouldn't sleep with another man, but she'd sleep through a lot of them. This guy says there's a huge AZ swinger group on Reddit. They have photos all over it. Also Quora. Q U A, R A. Oh. Q U O R A. I'm sorry. Definitely hot girls on there, and they're trying to get people to bang their husbands. If it's a can of pineapple, does that mean she's gonna be like. She's gonna be good, but it's like in an iron lung. Yeah, she. If it's processed, it has to be fresh pineapple. I think after it's a can of rings. Yeah. After the girl is like, chunks. 50, no chunks. No, you can't do chunks. No chunks. But if you're. If you're over 50, you go to the. The canned one. No longer fresh pineapple. That's kind of a thing. There's nothing fresh about it, man. It says, who gets that joker first? What if every other c wants your wife's honeyhole? Makes you. You get a mouth hug from some guy and you got to watch. That's true. Who gets what? Andre's right. You own. You own the wife. Body parts. Which one do you like? I don't understand it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you get to lease out certain sections.

[Brady Bogan]

You're subletting her body out again. That part may be fun, but I'm not interested in double boners and friendly fire. Uh, and I don't want to watch anybody do that. That's what the Internet's for. I feel it's a little intrusive to be in a room when people are trying to have sexual relations. Friendly fire is the reason why this one always says, I always thought it was really gay. Two dongs and one woman. When dudes rub their junk together, it.

[John Holmberg]

Is go with that feeling.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't like that either. When you watch the two. Like, when they're doing the. Although there is one video that I really enjoyed. Five stars.

[John Holmberg]

I'll Send it over.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you about it.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

And you can search it out on your own. Brady, think of lettuce or something and how gross it is, because this is gonna make you sick. It's a gang bang with. Damn it. I just forgot her name. I'll find it. But she's got a lot going on there, and it's the only time I've ever really enjoyed that. Oh, man. What was her name? Oh, it's gonna drive me crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Sally Semenek.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Dang it. There it is. Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. Just a tick. That's right. See, that's why I asked you not to be a part of this, because it became like I was now in a room with a 12 year old, scared of the topic. It would say something stupid like, Sally Semen X. Where did it go? Where did it go?

[John Holmberg]

You didn't bookmark this one.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I did. Just. That's why I'm. Look, I got to go through a lot. I'm scrolling through an awful lot of these timeout suns. Give me a break here. Brett Stretch Brady. Lana Rose. It's Lana Rhodes. Okay, so Lana Rhodes is. She's. She's in there and it's. And she goes, it's my first gang bang. And she's in a room there. And then the next thing you know, she's doing it. And there's a scene where everybody's stuff's touching, and normally I'm like, all right, I'm gonna turn it. That one. I didn't. Some reason. That was a good one. So it's still. Awful lot of bonus. Like five. She had five going at once, and no man in that room was waiting. It was an impressive display of ambidexterity, really. Each hand, her face, her whole lower end. Everything was. You know, it was almost like Native Americans were there. No part of the body was being wasted. They were using it all, giving it back to the earth. They got a little cavalier at the end with the floor, I'll tell you that. But interesting all the way around. Enjoy that, Brady. You're welcome back in.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Not with Sally Seaman X gags, though. Come on. It's fun.

[John Holmberg]

It's alliteration.

[Brady Bogan]

I understand that. Super Sally Semen X.

[Brett Vesely]

Get it?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it doesn't make any sense. You just said words that took a little bit of the pressure off of you to feel. This gang bang conversation may not be something you want to do. The other thing that I was looking at. Did you see Suzanne Summers?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he He AIED her husband. Her. She's been dead since like 2018 or something. I don't know. But he aied Suzanne Somers and said she wanted this 40 years ago. She talked about how awesome it would be to have an AI version. He wants to redo three's Company episodes. And he's going back to the John Ritter estate. Alan Hamill, he's going back to the John Ritter estate to try to get them to do AI John Ritter. And they built a prototype of her. And it's got a whole bunch of like, it can talk and like, it asked. I watched the video.

[Brett Vesely]

He's next to the Asian guy that helped design.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But I watched a video of the Susan Summers doll, and the guy asks, like, what's your favorite memory with Alan? And she breaks out into this story about how they did a cooking show once. And she's like, remember? And it cracks a joke. Don't. She jokes and she goes, oh, we had it all over us. We did. We're doing smoothies on a cooking show and the blender broke and it got all over me. And I couldn't believe I had more smoothie on me than we did smoothie in the thing. And we laughed. And it became this running joke at the house, right? And she's like saying to the husband, like, and, and. But I did notice this. Like, he's like, I missed her. You know, she was wonderful. She always said that she would be fine with being replaced by an artificial intelligence intelligence version of herself. Likely story. You didn't talk about that when she was alive. Nobody ever said, you know, when Suzanne dies, she's giving me permission to AI her. If that were the case, I would say that to everyone all the time. So I didn't look crazy when I actually followed through with it. You know, you would know now if.

[Brett Vesely]

He puts that John Ritter together and then they team her up with 75 year old Joyce DeWitt. The three's company episodes.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, I'd rather, you know what the first Three's Company episode I would like to be. The Death of Janet. And we'll just. We won't even include Joyce DeWitt. Just maybe some flashback clips. But they AI this thing together. But if I, if, you know, you can't. You can't just come out of the blue after your wife's dead with a robot AI version of her that looks like it's 19. Notice he did.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy went to work.

[Brady Bogan]

He did not build the one he last saw.

[Brett Vesely]

I find. I mean, I was looking at him.

[John Holmberg]

Like they built season one.

[Brady Bogan]

He built season one. He built season 1. Holmberg's morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible radiate upd Holmberg's morning sickness. And that's. That's more proof that it's just like this is a sex toy. He's trying to make it. Oh, we're recreate three Company episodes. Technology's almost there. Are we. Why did you build the, you know, 1975 version if it's just to have your house filled with her memory again? And he's got her voice and he picked her voice from early seasons of Three's Company and her. The movie that she did before the Yellow Rose of Texas or whatever that thing was called. Last American Driving, I don't remember. But she had lines from that. So they. They picked her voice up off of that and then input, you know, Suzanne Summers AI and it finds everything on the Internet that's ever been done about Suzanne Summers. So she can tell stories. She can. She has the knowledge of her history. And.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that company, realbotics is going to have orders.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Can you. I didn't read that. Can you order your own or is this just exclusive to that Allen guy?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, well, it said he.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

He worked with a company called Real Botics.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

But they're not a digital twin. So I don't think they're just keeping it.

[Brady Bogan]

But they're not building it for mass production of Suzanne Summers.

[Brett Vesely]

No, they'll build a dog to other people that want to have their.

[Brady Bogan]

So the eradication of women is 10 years away. That's happened. Especially now that it has stories with you. Especially if you, like, if you've journaled or kept. Like that's what's. That's the thing that they're going to encourage now. You know, all these recordings on your phone, all this other stuff up.

[Brett Vesely]

We've been doing it for years.

[Brady Bogan]

Doing it. They've been not knowing that the whole thing is like, we'll just replicate after that. We've got their voice. We've got things they like to do. All your Instagram, all your Facebook and everything else is your future AI memory bank. And it's going to assess the pictures. And like right now, if you note. I don't know if you guys have update on the phone. If you text me more than three lines of any. My buddy Chris Catero text me the other day. And the. When you click on your.

[Brett Vesely]

Does he do it a line at a time?

[Brady Bogan]

No. No. When you click on your messages, if it's More than not. Like three separate.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like if you text me a text that's like, you know, a paragraph or so, it doesn't show me the first words on the line. It says, you know, chris Catero, Steelers assessment. It'll say it there. And I click it open and it's a paragraph about the Steelers. Because Chris and I talk about that all the time. So if you text me right now a bunch of stuff saying, you know, I went over to, I don't know, via Check, via Shack. Tong and I were going to Breeze experience at Via Shack. My. My text from you will have a headline before when. And then when I open it, it'll be your.

[Brett Vesely]

So it gives you an idea what you might be getting into when you.

[Brady Bogan]

One is just advice on, you know, lawn care. And then my. My yard guy said, hey, we talked about those weeds. The other it reads it and then tells you what it's about.

[Brett Vesely]

Recommended gang bang.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Yeah. If I did that for Brett right now. If I said, look, here's the gang bang I've been talking about. Lana Rhodes takes five at once, and I'm telling you right now, it's some of the best gang bang work ever. It would go over and say, john reviews gang bang.

[John Holmberg]

You should do that. I'd see that.

[Brady Bogan]

So it's already kind of picking up, like, meh. It's giving me CliffsNotes on people who text me too long. It's ridiculous.

[Brett Vesely]

Doug Hopkins will be calling.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Troy Hayden sent me a nice text yesterday that, you know, things we talked about the night before. And whatever it says, Troy thanks you for last night. Talks about, you know, this, that, and the other real, like, six, seven words. It was a text about the text from my AI. It's weird. So. And there's nobody out there that wants a Threes company reunion. Enough to build robots now this guy's having a can I it? Moment with the Japanese. It's like, I don't know, I missed my wife. And they're like, we rebuild your wife robot. Like, yeah, could we do it when she was young, though? Oh, so you didn't really miss her.

[Brett Vesely]

He knows there's no shot of John.

[Brady Bogan]

Ritter, the estate family. You don't know that. I mean, Three Company. I don't know how much money is in Earth.

[Brett Vesely]

Although wanted his wife back.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you this. Everyone would watch that one episode of Three's Company AI.

[Brett Vesely]

They got a lot of work to do. The voice and stuff is everything. But if you watch that little video.

[Brady Bogan]

Of her talking, that's the robot, if you. Oh, I guess you're right. A full thing of old stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

You could do that now.

[Brady Bogan]

You just got to get permission from the dead back in the early 90s.

[Brett Vesely]

He's talking about an actual, you know, same thing, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he wants to have like interaction again. If you were to rebuild your wife and for women to go, oh my God, he missed her so much. He rebuilt her. But then they see what he rebuilt. It's just gonna piss women off. What women would want you to do is rebuild age appropriate wife. This Dude's in his 70s.

[Brett Vesely]

He rebuilt pre thigh mask.

[Brady Bogan]

He rebuilt Chrissy Snow and probably enhanced it a little. I bet you she doesn't have any cellulite accidentally. Although Suzanne Somers was always in shape. You know, she had a ward or two that we didn't see. He rebuilt her in the years he missed out on. They were married for 55 years, so he saw it all over those 55 years. If you could rebuild your wife and you're like, oh, I miss her so much. You didn't build the one that you were last. Like the one with all the age on her. The one that had all the. The memories and the things you grew old with. He built 20, 21 year old Suzanne Summers. Well, yeah. And then he's like, isn't this amazing? We'll redo some three's Company episodes. Like, why we know what you're doing. Well, I'm gonna ask John Ritter for. What are you getting? What are you damned. Now you're trying to get a threesome with John Ritter's AI doll. It's right there in front of you. And you guys are the ones putting all your videos out and all your stuff. And, you know, if it can assess my texts within a second, it can look at your video of you and Turks and Caicos and say, all right, remember when we were in Turkey? It's dated timestamps. We're on that one planet. And it knows my meta glasses. I can look at a mountain. It'll tell me exactly where I am. I'll just go, hey, Meta, where am I right now? You're approximately one mile south of Camelback Mountain. What am I looking at? That is part of the Phoenix Mountain range. Camelback Mountain. Included in that is North Mountain Fiesta Walk. I'm like, oh, my God. So if I do that stuff and it can look at your pictures and know where it is. Have you ever done a thing where you. It now guesses what's in the. Have you done the. Take a picture of me and bus my dog. And then you put it in your photos, and when you scroll up on it, it tells you the breed of the dog, what's going on. Yeah, it's crazy. And nobody even. That's an accident. But, like, right if I do this, this is bus bugging me while I'm going to the bathroom. If you just scroll up, it gives you a breed. I guess it's wrong on this one because this is doggy day Bordeaux. It's a dog bus. Kind of looks like one of those. Gives you the time where it was the GPS coordinates. Oh, we've been giving this information away like crazy for when they build our air replacements and they plug us in.

[John Holmberg]

Scott are going to bring back the ropers and Mr. Hurley and Larry and stuff. I mean, Larry's 80. He can't do much acting.

[Brady Bogan]

So, I mean, Larry Dallas is still alive and enjoys. And Joyce DeWitt was never really anybody. We paid it. Look, three's company. She was one where you kind of wished it was just two's company. And maybe she visits now and again.

[John Holmberg]

She was Gilligan's island and the others.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You always. You never really believe.

[Brett Vesely]

Slapped the regal beagle together.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, sure. Regal beagle was nothing. And the interior of the regal beagle was always disappointing. It looked like Durant's, only without any of the delicious steaks. Three's Company. It was always like. You always felt like Jack was just throwing Janet a bone every time he flirted with her. He didn't want to have sex with Janet. No one did. It was like, oh, he's pretending that he's gonna bone Janet, but deep down, that's just to keep Chrissy comfortable. That he's just a pervert. He's got his eyes on one.

[John Holmberg]

He was Dan. Dan the dancing man.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man, was he. Those two sharing a room together. I mean, that's the only thing that kept. The only reason Jack didn't bone Chrissy is because there was always a Janet in there. That weird lesbian hair that she had all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

And she kept the place clean, though.

[Brady Bogan]

She did. She seemingly kept everything tidy. Chrissy didn't look like much of a cleaner. Hot. Gotcha. But, yeah, he built her. So you can do that. Keep that in mind, ladies.

[Brett Vesely]

She was married to that Alan Trammell for 50 or.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, 55 years. Yeah. How about that? That's what it said in the article. Once they were together, it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, together. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

You're gonna say Lee Majors.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Patrick Duffy. Did they.

[Brady Bogan]

No. They were on a TV show. That was. That wasn't real TV show.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought they actually got together after that.

[Brady Bogan]

It was very good acting, Brady. They were very good. It made you believe. And that's important when you're pretending to be a couple on tv. But no, that was just TV show. And how come they didn't bring that up? Why not redo Step by Step?

[John Holmberg]

She's older then.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Yeah, because they don't care. She was a mother of three in that. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Three days or three days Grace. Three's Company wants the American Graffiti girl. He wants that stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't want the one that playing a mother of three worn out. Right. You're not going to rebuild that. Why would I rebuild that? That's like. That's like having access to AI and the first thing you make is a Big Montana. What's wrong with you? I'm going to make an Arby sandwich. Like, why? We'll get one of them tight burgers. Matthew says.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, John, if they do Redo3's company.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They can't let the women wear bras like they used to back in the original.

[Brady Bogan]

Chrissy didn't wear a bra a lot. She did not wear a bra. And what you have to do if you're going to redo it is have AI Jack Tripper. Just the lights out of Chrissy like we always wanted. Like that has. That has to be how it ends with an A. I mean, why build all this and not have it go sideways with Internet dirt?

[John Holmberg]

What was the finale on that? Did he wind up banging somebody?

[Brady Bogan]

The finale of Three's Company turned into a show called Three's a Crowd. I remember. Yeah, I remember that. Opened a restaurant. So Jack got married. They got some other brothers and opened Jack's Bistro. And it went. It was a real thing. And then there was another broad and the two girls left. And he lived on his own with his wife.

[John Holmberg]

Did Larry or Janet or anybody swing by or.

[Brady Bogan]

Not really.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought Larry did.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe Larry, but not too often. He was out of his life. Larry was some independent swinger guy. And this was it. Yeah, it was a bad show, but it didn't. Just Three's Company didn't end. Jack had a.

[John Holmberg]

It just moved on.

[Brady Bogan]

He had. Yeah. He found someone had to move in with that lady.

[Brett Vesely]

Two seasons, maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. But he was a chef. So why I have knowledge of this and can't figure out how to hang a bike crack is beyond me. That's what. That's what Brady Scott has gifted me with memory of Every television show I've ever.

[Brett Vesely]

And the spinoffs. It's impressive.

[Brady Bogan]

Spinoffs are. Spinoffs are a little bit. You know, everybody remembers the Ropers. Terrible. Although when the Ropers moved on, it did give us finally kind of Jeffrey Tambor, who was their landlord, and giving him a hard time all the time. But then he went on to do Arrested Development. He was in everything, but he was an Arrested Development. All that other stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

The Ropers did eventually come around to it, but, you know, it was hard. And Mrs. Furley was strong.

[Brady Bogan]

Ropers were better than Furley.

[John Holmberg]

I think so, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Three's Company Ropers were much better. Their relationship was hilarious. And he also did very much what Brett liked a lot, which was. He called Jack a twink. Like, didn't have a Didn't. And he made gay rights. His gay jokes were hilarious. Anyway, so we may be seeing more 3's company with the Japanese dolls of Suzanne Summers. How would you feel like, if your dad said, I'm gonna bring your. And then you're like, oh, my God, yeah, we can do it. Like, we have. Her voice will be back in the house. And then you go over to his house. He's like, 24. That's crazy. Exactly. Dad, what did you do this for? Why don't you bring back mom that we knew? Oh, this is a mom I knew for sure before you ruined her.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thanks, dad.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me tell you a little advice as a guy in his 70s. Every day you're with a woman is worse than the day before. Oh. Yep. It just gets worse and worse and worse until one of us just checks out. I have the ability to build a good one and start over. Ladies, you better get on this. You better start making friends with those Japanese nerds you've been avoiding your whole life because they're building better use. Oh, women in their 60s. Plus, they're gonna. There's gonna. You think it's bad right now with school shootings with incels. Take a menopausal woman. And so you've been replaced with technology. There's no need for you from here on out.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought you were gonna say what they would come up with. You know, if you won't hear, women like replacing your husband at a certain time. I want him at 70.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they'd want to know. Yeah, don't worry about it. You can have that. You can have the real thing. They're too picky. They're gonna have to. There's you. There's gonna be women with lots of AR15s rolling around. Malls just firing away at everything. Because if you build an army of what they were, they're going to seem, you know, they've been put out to pasture and they won't do it with. I don't want to go like that. They can't be picky anymore. Their whole game's up. And you can thank the Japanese for it. By the way, ladies, I'm on your side. I don't think this is a good idea. I think this is going to make men crazy and old ladies go nuts. And you know what's going to be worse? When the robots realize I don't want humans at all, they age and get weird. And then the robots start boning each other because they'll be smart enough to recognize that we're flawed. Why get involved with this thing? It can die. We're slowly just getting rid of their own family. The simulation is slowly. Yeah, they'll just start building robots themselves. Robots that build robots is the old Pablo Francisco joke. But it. We're close. Why? What would they want with our flesh and bone? We're. We're flawed messes and we'd be too stupid eventually. That's it. Yeah, we. The simulation is very. It's a very real thing to me. I got theories. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. And we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now.