03-27-25 - BR - THU - Babysitter Finds Man Under Kid's Bed - Former Cardinal RB Lesean Johnson Had 192 Pitbull Dog Fighting Ring - OreIda Offering Free Tots During BYU Game But Brady Screws Up Details

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona | Episode Summary: March 27, 2025

Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Anderson, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: March 27, 2025

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1. Babysitter's Terrifying Encounter

Time Stamp: [11:58] – [14:52]

In this segment, Brett Vesely recounts a harrowing incident from Great Bend, Kansas, where a babysitter faced a frightening situation while attending to a child.

Incident Overview:

• A babysitter was caring for a child who kept insisting there was a "monster under the bed."
• Upon investigating, the babysitter discovered a man hiding beneath the child's bed.
• The altercation resulted in the babysitter and child being knocked over, and the intruder fleeing the scene.
• Authorities identified the man as a 27-year-old individual previously barred from the residence due to a protection order related to abuse.

Notable Quote: Brett Vesely describes the scene:
"He came face to face with the man hiding underneath. There's an altercation. The babysitter and the child were knocked over. The guy ran out of the house." [12:29]

Discussion Highlights:

• The hosts delve into the implications of restraining orders and the psychological impact on children when someone they fear invades their safe space.
• Brady Anderson humorously speculates on the scenario if the intruder were a "monster," lightening the tense narrative with his signature wit.

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2. Former Cardinal RB Lesean Johnson's Dog Fighting Ring

Time Stamp: [16:06] – [18:02]

Brett Vesely brings shocking news about former Arizona Cardinals running back, LaShawn Johnson, who has been indicted on multiple counts related to a large-scale dog fighting operation.

Key Details:

• Charges: 23 counts including aggravated kidnapping, burglary, battery, and child endangerment.
• Operation: Johnson allegedly ran a dog fighting ring housing approximately 190 pitbulls.
• Impact: The sheer number of animals involved raises significant concerns about animal cruelty and the logistics of managing such an operation.

Notable Quote: Brady Anderson expresses disbelief:
"He was a running back for the Cardinals in the '90s... now he's Satan. And I don't know how you don't notice a house with 150 pit bulls, but somebody make a call." [17:13]

Discussion Highlights:

• The hosts critique the oversight (or lack thereof) that allowed Johnson to maintain such a large number of dangerous animals.
• There's a humorous yet critical take on the absurdity of managing 190 pitbulls, with Brady mentioning, "I've got five dogs. If I had seven pit bulls... 190 is too high." [17:35]
• The conversation touches on societal responsibilities in preventing and identifying illegal animal fighting rings.

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3. Ore-Ida's Tater Tots Promotion During BYU Game Miscommunicated

Time Stamp: [20:11] – [38:00]

Brett Vesely introduces a promotional campaign by Ore-Ida offering free Tater Tots to fans during the BYU Sweet 16 basketball game. However, Brady Anderson hilariously muddles the details, leading to confusion among listeners.

Promotion Details:

• Offer: Free Tater Tots are available to fans supporting BYU during the basketball tournament.
• Process: Initially, Brett claims that listeners can receive free tots by entering a code online during the game and redeeming it at participating grocery stores.

Notable Quotes: Brett Vesely clarifies the promotion:
"You go online to get the code. Then you go into the grocery store." [22:53]

Brady Anderson humorously corrects the misinformation:
"You're making stuff up. Go online with the code they give you during the game." [23:47]

Discussion Highlights:

• The hosts engage in a comedic back-and-forth about the logistics of redeeming the free Tater Tots, highlighting misinformation and the potential for listener confusion.
• They joke about the complexities of such promotions, with Brady emphasizing the improbability of grocery stores being universally informed: "How much information and training would have had to go out to get everyone on board this?" [23:28]
• The segment wraps up with light-hearted banter about personal preferences for tater tots and humorous takes on promotional offers gone awry.

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4. Additional Highlights

While the episode primarily focuses on the three main stories, the hosts sprinkle in additional news and humorous dialogues:

• Cool Can Technology: Discussion about a UK startup, Delta H Innovations, introducing a self-cooling beer can called "Cool Can." Brady humorously criticizes the product's efficacy and potential health risks. [19:17] – [20:02]

• Nikeing and Fitness Fads: A brief, comedic exchange about trendy braces and fitness preferences, showcasing the hosts' playful interactions. [06:11] – [10:09]

• Sinkholes and Natural Phenomena: Brady shares his fascination with sinkholes, recounting experiences and fictional scenarios involving these geological events. [28:30] – [30:39]

• Bizarre Online Content: The hosts react to strange and graphic internet videos, blending shock with humor. [31:12] – [35:18]

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a mix of serious news coverage and lighthearted, often humorous banter among the hosts. From unsettling real-life incidents to outrageous legal dramas and promotional mishaps, John Holmberg and his team provide an engaging and entertaining morning show experience for their Arizona audience.

Notable Overall Quote:
Brady Anderson wraps up with his characteristic humor, highlighting humanity's oddities:
"You see her fist on her tummy. Incredible acts. Depraved humans." [34:37]

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Transcript

[Host]

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[Brady Anderson]

My goodness. My emails are just non stop. Leave me alone. It's all fun though. I want that arc to be found, that's for damn sure. It's time now. Thank you, darling. And have Brett go get me something. You'll hear it in a second. There it is. Mmm. The sweet elixir of a dry throat. Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd like it to be found too.

[Brady Anderson]

The Ark.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah. All right. We'll get to looking. And it's a. We've saw like a guy emailed and said I guess if we use Brady's thoughts we could solve all crimes by just putting Ark of the Covenant inside. Please no touching. And everybody would respect that. No more crime crazy. And don't do like I did and get into that. That rabbit hole. It just. It just never ends. It stupid article after stupid article. But it is fascinating that there is a search still for that stuff. I got into the one yesterday with Noah's Ark. There are people who have spent their entire lives and fortunes. It's Bigfoot. And they're like but if I. But. And because in the end result if they find it. Oh my. But they won't because it's a story. We can't. You're not doing that. But it would be neat to see like this is that. That's for sure. It just covered in poo. And it would be pretty big. There's a good story and then you just see me tip in my cap going all right then. Nice job gang. You proved it. But until then, I'm nothing. It is time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. Brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. If you live here In Arizona, you got to have the shade. And it's available to you from all pro Shade concepts. They'll get it on your house, they'll get you the roll down sides, they'll get you the awnings, whatever. You want to make shade in your backyard and add square footage essentially to your house by building a shady space. When the sun starts rolling in here, it gets a little hotter, a little hotter and a little hotter. Keep your cement cooler and all the stuff around your pool better. And all you have to do is go allprochay.com get that done, Brady, report it.

[Brett Vesely]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady Anderson]

Hi.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy opening day, LB. Happy birthday to. It's National Viagra Day. 27 years old today.

[Brady Anderson]

Well, hello, 27 years of Viagra.

[Brett Vesely]

The first drug FDA approval was 27, right?

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, because it was blood pressure before that. Trying to help out with blood pressure and it turned out it just. Electric boners.

[Brett Vesely]

Couple of baseless fun facts. Chevy. Chevy Chase played in a band in.

[Brady Anderson]

College with Steely Dan.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

Up there it was Bard College. Is that where it was?

[Brett Vesely]

I think that's right.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't remember exactly.

[Brett Vesely]

The official medical term for butt crack.

[Brady Anderson]

I know this. Damn it. What is it?

[Brett Vesely]

Intergluterol. Cleft.

[Brady Anderson]

Cleft, that's right. It's my cleft plumber's crack. I saw a guy, I rode my bike a little yesterday on the canals and I saw a guy as you go the canals, he's in his backyard and he's doing some work. I've never seen, like. Yeah, I understand. Every once while you're working a little bit your clothes loosen up. They get a little. His jeans were so low that I saw like that teddy bear hair that comes out of the. You know what I mean? Like, like it was just covered. It was all the way past the B hole. Air was touching the B hole and he didn't even reach to pull him up. As a guy's driving, like I'm, I'm 12, 15ft above him on the canal looking down, and he's just pants off, B hole out, got tools in his hand.

[Brett Vesely]

Was his version of a peacock.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Little hair. I guess presenting.

[Brady Anderson]

It was gross, but it was like hair. And it was, you know, normal ass crack. Normal ass crack. And then there's the. Here we found the. The Amazon. Brutal. Pull your pants up. You've got to feel when your butthole's got air on it. Right?

[Host]

You would think, like, if you even.

[Brady Anderson]

Came up to me right now and went through my pants. I'd be like, hey, whoa. Air on the butthole. You gotta feel that.

[Brett Vesely]

Here are the top five baseball questions we've been googling. What does po mean?

[Brady Anderson]

Huh?

[Brett Vesely]

What does po mean?

[Brady Anderson]

People are asking it. Pissed off.

[Brett Vesely]

Put out for baseball. For. These are the baseball put out on a.

[Brady Anderson]

On a scorecard.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Anderson]

Not like on text. Like when someone says, I'm p up.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Anderson]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

How much do minor league baseball.

[Brady Anderson]

These are baseball? Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you're the top five questions we've been Googling for baseball.

[Brady Anderson]

You didn't add that part in. You just the top five things we've been Googling. Okay, go ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

How much do minor league players make?

[Brady Anderson]

It depends. There's contracts for those guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Sometimes as little as 20, 20,000 to 36,000 a year, depending on the league they're in. Used to be less. They got a raise in 2023.

[Brady Anderson]

I was going to be an umpire once. I had a dream to go to Hunter Wendell Stets umpiring school.

[Host]

I had a dream.

[Brady Anderson]

I had a dream. This was big. And I'm like, this is my future. There a rain delay for the Cubs and Hunter Wendelstead as an umpire. That was his dad. It wasn't Hunter. It was his dad, Harry.

[Host]

Harry.

[Brady Anderson]

And Harry started a umpire school in Florida and then started to talk about it. And I made a phone call, and I'm like, I'm all in on this. And then I did a little research. Pre Internet. What does this entail? They sent me all sorts of books and pamphlets and things, and it's like, umpires can make up to $200,000 a year. This back in the 90s. And I'm like, oh, my God, I can do this. And it takes you about eight or nine to ten years to break into the majors. You got to go through, and you start in this farm league, and all they pay you is food and travel. You make like $8 a game. And then they'll like, if you're in the. If you're in the league, you do that. You don't get hired for that right away. You have to do, like, local softball games and, like, get jobs as high school and stuff like that. You're like, you have to earn your way in. But if you have the Harry Wendelstead card with, you could have gone. I don't know if that school's still there. Umpires are now pulling in tons of money. And I think it's because they started a school and they all got real, like, credentials before, man, I was so close. And then I had a girlfriend at the time and I told her I was going to fly to Florida and it was going to be about five months of our relationship. And she started crying so hard that I just stayed at the restaurant because she couldn't bear Brady. She couldn't bear to be without me. The second I said I got to take a little trip for our future baby. Don't go. I know, I know. The dick can't be cross country. It's just too. You're. You're in love with it. I can't be without it. Come to Florida with me.

[Chad]

Well, that's dumb.

[Brady Anderson]

You're right.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm staying.

[Brady Anderson]

And so then I didn't go and my dream died. And then I spent the next few years at a restaurant and then you and I started working together. So. Dreams die. Kids just don't believe. Don't believe your life will ever work out because it won't.

[Brett Vesely]

Another question. How heavy is a baseball?

[Host]

That I don't know.

[Brady Anderson]

Nine ounces?

[Brett Vesely]

Less than five ounces.

[Brady Anderson]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

What does OPS mean on base percentage.

[Brady Anderson]

Plus plus plus slugging. That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

How long are baseball games? That's the last question.

[Brady Anderson]

27 ounce per side unless there's ties.

[Brett Vesely]

Well they're saying how long do they last? It depends.

[Brady Anderson]

Depends on the pitcher.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah well the average hit an all time high 3 hours and 10 minutes in 2021.

[Brady Anderson]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

But the pitch clock arrived it's like 24 down to 2 hours and 36.

[Brady Anderson]

Minutes last year which is perfect.

[Host]

Thank God for that pitch.

[Brady Anderson]

I didn't think that would help but it did. Spring training game with a bunch of hits and walks was still only three hours.

[Brett Vesely]

The Washington Post says the old school braces are cool now the metal braces for your legs, for your teeth.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh oh.

[Dick Toledo]

Thought you're talking about thrillers.

[Brady Anderson]

Thrillers back Those kids with limps are the coolest kids in the world.

[Brett Vesely]

An orthodontist in Tucson, Arizona told them kids beg for metal braces now instead of the things like the invisalign they think it's because of like a little.

[Brady Anderson]

Uzi vertical Mm it looks like a.

[Brett Vesely]

Handful of influencers and celebrities have made a trendy it looks like a grill.

[Brady Anderson]

I always think when people like when rappers or Lamar Jackson flashes that thing it looks like he's got thick braces.

[Brett Vesely]

Fake braces have also become a thing on Etsy but experts say don't do can cause infections tooth damage.

[Brady Anderson]

What are fake braces?

[Host]

I guess you can get stickers Lee Press on nails. Just stick them on there or like.

[Brett Vesely]

It'S a mouthpiece that goes over. Just over the teeth, maybe. That look like you have braces on.

[Brady Anderson]

That would be a grill. A braces grill. Which, by the way, I don't know if this was the Internet thing before. When George Foreman died and I text Brady, I said I was going to get my George Foreman's face put on all my teeth and have a George Foreman grill.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

I looked on and I couldn't find it. I think that's brilliant. A rapper has to have a George Foreman grill eventually. Those are fake braces. Huh.

[Dick Toledo]

So it's. It hooks onto the back of your teeth.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh. So it actually looks like braces. It's not. Yeah. Yikes. I used to think that was cute when I was in school. Girls that had braces. Yeah. You know why? Because Alyssa Milano had braces on who's the Boss?

[Dick Toledo]

Till you see all the rubber bands.

[Brady Anderson]

Ah. Still something about that.

[Host]

I stuck in them and stuff like that.

[Brady Anderson]

I didn't know. Brady should have liked them. I had. I had no idea what a girl's mouth was for when I was in, like, seventh or eighth grade. So when I saw braces, I thought it was cute. And then later, when you realize that you can't have metal and contraptions and rubber bands in there, it's just a bad idea for what you really want it to be used for. Then braces weren't as attractive. But I used to think Christy Greenway got braces in, like, ninth grade. Oh, it was. I was in love.

[Host]

This just came through. I might be jinxing it, but no. Food news. Oh, my God.

[Brady Anderson]

Brady.

[Host]

The Brady report I'm finally interested in. Especially with the boner news.

[Brady Anderson]

He's gonna bring us food. Wait. Should have waited till it was over.

[Brett Vesely]

Why would you. Why would you even say that?

[Host]

Don't look at me.

[Brady Anderson]

Chad did it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I know. Stupid question.

[Chad]

Hit him with both barrels. Brady.

[Brady Anderson]

Nurse Mer's morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Gladiat Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett Vesely]

There's this in Great Bend, Kansas. A babysitter was sitting one night, and she was down there. And the one kid kept yelling, there's a monster under my bed.

[Brady Anderson]

Sure, kids do that.

[Brett Vesely]

So scared, she goes upstairs, checks under the bed. It's a dude.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Guy kicks her aside, runs out of the house.

[Brady Anderson]

So the dude is laying under the bed, hearing the kids for a while. There's something under my bed.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

And he's like, oh, God, he knows. How did they come to the bed?

[Brett Vesely]

She came face to face with the man hiding underneath. There's an altercation. The babysitter and the child were knocked over. The guy ran out of the house.

[Brady Anderson]

Wait, he got out from under the bed and knocked the kid over too?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I guess he got off.

[Brady Anderson]

Let's stay on the bed. What if it was a monster? What if it wasn't a guy?

[Brett Vesely]

The man was identified as someone who used to live at the house but was barred from being there due to a protection from an abuse order previously.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, wait, so it was like the dad or the stepdad or a boyfriend or something?

[Brett Vesely]

Don't know. It just says his 27 year old man was booked into the Barton county jail. A suspicion of aggravated kidnapping, aggravated burglary, aggravated battery, child endangerment.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, I'll tell you this, Brady, the law pretty clearly states that I'm barred from all houses. I don't. I don't think it's just. So if you had a restraining order because he used to live there, there's more to this story.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, a lot.

[Brady Anderson]

The monster under the bed used to live with that kid.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm thinking.

[Brady Anderson]

You don't have a restraining order against the new family or the dwelling and just some random.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm getting under this bed.

[Brady Anderson]

This is a bed I'm getting under. I used to live in this house and I don't know the new people.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he's got a. I don't like.

[Dick Toledo]

What you've done with the place.

[Brady Anderson]

Can you imagine being a babysitter and hearing a kid saying there's something dumb. There's a monster in the closet. And you open it up and it's just a guy going, shh.

[Host]

And there's Keyshawn laying under the bed.

[Brady Anderson]

It's okay. I used to live here. Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

But you had a lot of pedophile news this week.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah. Got a scene going. That necessarily wasn't a pedophile story, though. The kid, he was hiding potential then. All stories are because he made no, like, effort. He was in the kid's room hiding. So I don't think he was like, you know, lubing up or anything.

[Dick Toledo]

We don't know.

[Brady Anderson]

That's right. We don't have any details. We just know that he used to live there. The house has a restraining order against him. We don't know who the people are inside.

[Brett Vesely]

Dollar Tree.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, my God. I just had a chill thinking about it. Like, as Brett said, Keyshawn's under there. If I'm like, I haven't looked under the bed. For a little while. Look down there and there's Bulbul. I don't think I'd say anything. I think I just go back to sleep. I hope this isn't. Hope that wasn't real. I'm not going down there again.

[Brett Vesely]

Dollar Tree is selling Family Dollar. They bought Family Dollar and merged in 2015. They bought it for $9 billion. They're selling it for 1 billion.

[Dick Toledo]

Oops.

[Host]

It's a bad investment.

[Brady Anderson]

I needed the write off. Yeah, it's really bad.

[Brett Vesely]

There are three teenage girls in Houston that are facing charges after they tried to kill their mom for turning off the WI Fi. It happened Sunday. They're all sisters, 14, 15 and 16. Police say they coordinated a plan, grabbed kitchen knives and chased her throughout the house, trying to stab her. She ran out onto the street to get away. One of them hit her in the ankle with a brick. And their 70 year old grandma got knocked over while trying to protect them. Luckily, neither one of them were seriously hurt. But all three daughters are now facing charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

[Brady Anderson]

Those TikTok videos to get out. There's a dude about to give them 795 to show their honey hole on OnlyFans. Gotta have that Wi Fi.

[Brett Vesely]

Former NFL running back LaShawn Johnson has been indicted with 23 counts. You think you learn from Michael Vick? He went to triple it. He tripled it. He was arrested and he had a dog kennel. Breeding for, you know, fighting ring for dogs.

[Brady Anderson]

Are you okay?

[Brett Vesely]

No. This guy had 190 pit bull mixed dogs. That he was.

[Brady Anderson]

He used to play for the Cardinals. Yeah, he was a running back for the Cardinals in the 90s. He was around the Buddy Ryan era.

[Dick Toledo]

Barely remember the name.

[Brady Anderson]

He was. He was. He played. It was. Remember when Johnny Johnson and Lashawn Johnson are all around that same era and they had running backs that were good for like a year. He was one of them. He could play. He was like a backup. But now he's Satan. And I don't know how you don't notice a house with 150 pit bulls, but somebody make a call. 50, 190 or 190, whatever. 150 is too high. 11's too many.

[Dick Toledo]

Agreed. And that's coming from a guy who has seven.

[Brady Anderson]

I've got five dogs. I've had seven at one point. Even if I had seven pit bulls, you should be curious about me. They might be the sweetest. All seven. Because that was the case I had with mine. They were all in good shape. But if I Had seven pit bulls in the backyard and you poked your head over and went, man, I'm gonna, I'm gonna inquiry. 190.

[Brett Vesely]

190. Known for.

[Brady Anderson]

He's going to jail for a long time and good yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the 23 counts, if he's found guilty in all of them, it's up to five years on each one.

[Brady Anderson]

Man, you got a guy who's got 190 pitbull type animals. Can we just get one person to kind of keep an eye on that? Or did he have a sign that said arc of the covenant under the dogs and you're not allowed to look in here.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a startup company in the UK.

[Brady Anderson]

Called Delta H Innovations with the Humane Society. Get this guy out. Hello. Yeah, we're pretty curious about your kennel situation back. There's 150 dogs, but we've been counting. It's an awful lot. We'd like to poke our heads around and see if this is a legit operation. Oh, I would love that. But you see, those dogs are kenneled right above the secret to humanity. And I'm gonna have to ask you guys not to look. Oh, we didn't know that. All right, off you go.

[Dick Toledo]

It's got the secret to humanity.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, that secret. Who humanity lives under them dogs. The safest place I ever had a dog fighting ring.

[Brett Vesely]

This startup company in the UK called Delta H Innovations have been working on something called Cool Can. It's like an ordinary can until you check the bottom. There's a power button on the bottom that activates the beer. Cooling technology works on soda as well, or any liquid.

[Brady Anderson]

Anything in a can.

[Brett Vesely]

I would assume there's an inner wall, like insulated mug. You push the button, it blends water and a mix of salt. That can cause the cooling reaction. It takes about 10 minutes, but it'll cool your beer down to 43 degrees.

[Brady Anderson]

Doesn't a fridge in 10 minutes get most of it done?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but you don't have to bring the ice. You don't have to bring a cooler anymore. You can go camping or go to.

[Brady Anderson]

The park and just carry your six.

[Brett Vesely]

Pop that thing and it holds it cool longer than you would in the hot weather.

[Brady Anderson]

Definitely, definitely gonna cause cancer.

[Brett Vesely]

It's kind of cool. It's on the outside. And they say you don't do it on a 12 ounce can. You do it on the tall boys or 16 ounce.

[Brady Anderson]

Interesting. Fully recyclable aluminum base. How about that?

[Dick Toledo]

Can't I do it on a 12 ounce can?

[Brett Vesely]

They haven't Got because it's not enough liquid to hold it long. The more liquid you have, the more effective it is cooling the future.

[Brady Anderson]

The cans cool themselves.

[Dick Toledo]

And you're right. It's cancer.

[Brady Anderson]

And it's gonna give it terrible lumps and tumors.

[Brett Vesely]

Ralphie, come on down. Ore Ida will give out free tater tots in honor the star BYU athlete whose great grandfather founded the brand or IDA and was the creator of Tater Tots.

[Chad]

So far, you've given me nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Richie Saunders plays on the BYU basketball team.

[Dick Toledo]

Get to the theme.

[Brett Vesely]

And they've made it to the right.

[Chad]

Brady. Where?

[Brett Vesely]

Sweet 16.

[Chad]

I know that.

[Brett Vesely]

Where we'll be giving away free tater tots nationwide.

[Chad]

Oh, my God. It's like an ad.

[Brett Vesely]

From tip off to final buzzer. Where at every store that carries Ore Ida potatoes or Tater tots.

[Brady Anderson]

All grocery stores.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Anderson]

Are giving or Ida away.

[Brett Vesely]

You go. You go online basically during the game.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, but. But let's be clear, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

You can't just walk into Safeway during the game and start swiping the tots. This is an online thing. Yes. So it's not anywhere they have tater tots. Incorrect information. You almost caused a tater riot.

[Brett Vesely]

And if they win it. If BYU wins the whole tournament.

[Brady Anderson]

Where do I go for this? Or Ryder.com?

[Chad]

Yes.

[Brady Anderson]

Okay, thank you. I'll figure it out. He's so enamored by the idea of wandering into any store with orite of potato.

[Brett Vesely]

But right now. And you'll get the bag. There's a. They've changed it up. They're calling Richie's Tater shots.

[Brady Anderson]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a limited.

[Dick Toledo]

Be careful with that one.

[Brady Anderson]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And if they win at all.

[Brady Anderson]

Richie's Tater shots, why?

[Brett Vesely]

They're gonna just change it permanently.

[Brady Anderson]

Pronouncing it, I guess, the way he said it could have gone sideways. All right, so let's clear this up because you got excited and said at one point, anywhere they have these, you can have them so long as the game's on. That is not.

[Brett Vesely]

Tell them Richie sent you.

[Brady Anderson]

That is. Nope. That is not a fact. Fat people. Calm down.

[Chad]

Albert's right. That got a little convoluted. All right, so what you got to do is head on over to our rider, calm, order up your tots, and then like three to seven days, you'll get a bag of tots. It's so much better than just going to the store and paying four bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

You get the code, and then you go in the store during the game.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't think that's accurate.

[Brett Vesely]

The four hours they'll run, you get a bag of table.

[Brady Anderson]

So you don't. So you get the code. During the game, you go online.

[Dick Toledo]

He's spitballing.

[Brady Anderson]

You're making stuff up.

[Brett Vesely]

Go online to get the code. Then you go into the grocery store.

[Host]

If you get arrested, don't blame us.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't think that's accurate. I think you would go online with the code they give you during the game.

[Brett Vesely]

With the code. During the game, you go online.

[Brady Anderson]

You don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

I'm going to kill him.

[Host]

How many people are going to see on OP Live trying to steal a ride is now.

[Brady Anderson]

But Brady said all I needed was write down the code and the lady behind the counter would understand geometry. People would have to be in the know on this for all the grocery stores in America to be like, yep, I knew about that. What's the code? You got it. Thanks. This can't be. Go into the store with a code and just talk to the lady behind the counter. She'll know.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Nothing on the website right now.

[Chad]

Oh, I'm sorry, Brady. I have to tell everybody. This is written in crayon. It's called Brady's Fever Dream News.

[Dick Toledo]

You can load. Download the air Richie Tater Tot.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, you can do a cutout and wear a hat.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady Anderson]

But I'm assuming. Don't waste your time with Brady's false information of downloading some sort of false code and going to any grocery store in America and assuming they're in on it. Do you know how much.

[Dick Toledo]

See you later, Chad.

[Brady Anderson]

How much information and training would have had to go out to get everyone on board this? It's not a thing. Go online. They'll give you a voucher for free taters.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm assuming. Yeah, probably during the game it goes live. Because it's not live right now.

[Brady Anderson]

But I would assume it's only during. Yeah, during the game is when you get your voucher. Whether or not. Yeah, you can just. You get a coupon. That's my assumption. Brett. Wouldn't you rather just cut out all this and go buy a bag of potatoes?

[Dick Toledo]

350 and get a bag.

[Host]

Right?

[Brady Anderson]

How much is a free bag of tots?

[Host]

And I'm not going to be on OP Live twerking afterwards too.

[Brady Anderson]

We caught him. He's stealing the Tater Tots like there's no tomorrow. I just go to Sonic and grab some.

[Brett Vesely]

Get a bag of those.

[Host]

Yeah, they're already cooked.

[Brett Vesely]

And make some tachos, Brett.

[Brady Anderson]

Best tots in Town. Brady. Best. Watch this. Best.

[Chad]

Yeah. Brady. Talent. Where's the best tots in town? The fact you've got a three or four restaurant thought in your head right now and you're trying to.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't have one.

[Dick Toledo]

He doesn't want to shame one over the other.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah. It could be top wars. Yeah. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Hbergs. Morning sickness. I'll tell you where. Cold beers and cheeseburgers.

[Brett Vesely]

Haven't had them.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh baby. Oh. Do they? And they're legit. They don't fool around for lunch. They don't fool around by adding 15 different items. It's just the top.

[Host]

No tachos.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't understand what that is.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think they make them anymore. But at the Village Athletic. They. They had sweet tater tots.

[Brady Anderson]

Yuck. Those were good. They don't mess around with tots. Tots are potatoes. And they're easy.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady Anderson]

Sweet. Sweet taters are for people from Mississippi.

[Host]

I'm the same way with the sweet potato fries.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not a fan of those either.

[Brady Anderson]

Gross.

[Brett Vesely]

I like them.

[Brady Anderson]

I'll eat them. But I don't want them. I prefer the other ones a lot more.

[Dick Toledo]

It's fried Brady.

[Brady Anderson]

Of course. Yeah. And we know you like them. You don't have to. You never have to say that.

[Brett Vesely]

This is going to surprise you. But I like.

[Chad]

Let me get this straight. That' real news. Deep fried potatoes. Brady says I like them.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

What about. How about fried zucchini?

[Brett Vesely]

Like it?

[Brady Anderson]

What? How about zucchini like it without frying it?

[Brett Vesely]

Sauteed butter. Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

It's the same thing. That's just different type of frying.

[Brett Vesely]

No. I don't put it in butter.

[Brady Anderson]

What do you put?

[Brett Vesely]

Olive oil.

[Brady Anderson]

All right. Because you're a health magnate.

[Brett Vesely]

You got to keep it up.

[Brady Anderson]

Just put butter on it. What are you. What are you.

[Brett Vesely]

Who you for doing butter. You can't stop.

[Brady Anderson]

I'm not trying to stop. I'm trying to stop you from the nonsense of olive oil. It's too late. Enjoy yourself. You got a couple left. Olive oil. What's the point? Because you'll eat it.

[Brett Vesely]

But that's liquid gold.

[Host]

Absolutely. To me. But.

[Brady Anderson]

But you're not. You prefer butter?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah. Then just use butter.

[Brett Vesely]

But I like the taste of that. Sometimes. Change it up with your olive oil.

[Brady Anderson]

You prefer butter?

[Brett Vesely]

Avocado. Avocado oil. Every now and then.

[Brady Anderson]

Knock it off. You're making everybody sick with your lies and your sellings.

[Brett Vesely]

But I just came across some Danish butter.

[Brady Anderson]

I know that's like you going, that's the good.

[Host]

Somebody's getting hard.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, super.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it usually Kerrygold?

[Chad]

You know, that's like Brady coming.

[Brett Vesely]

Danish butter.

[Chad]

It's like Brady coming to me going, yeah. You know what I also like yoga. Stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yogurt.

[Chad]

No yoga. You're not fooling anybody. Frozen yogurt, like you're hitting the Oikos.

[Host]

So the Kerrygold is the trick now? Is that what we're going with?

[Brett Vesely]

I like Kerrygold, but I found this Danish butter.

[Brady Anderson]

All right. You're big on that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Danish creamery.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I think that's. Yeah, that's good.

[Brady Anderson]

It's just. What does it do?

[Host]

It's just butter.

[Brett Vesely]

It's good tasting.

[Brady Anderson]

Better tasting butter by the stick or. Like, just everything. No kidding. You can just chunk it out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Anderson]

That's better than normal butter.

[Brett Vesely]

I haven't tried that just yet. Grilled cheese.

[Brady Anderson]

I know you're big on those, too. All right, calm down.

[Dick Toledo]

You make Tom grilled cheese this week?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I made.

[Chad]

Made myself.

[Brady Anderson]

I got Ralphie Brady in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Mushroom omelette.

[Brady Anderson]

That's nice. All right. With olive oil or double cut Bacon. Oh, yeah. Because you gotta balance out. It's healthy.

[Chad]

I didn't use butter.

[Brett Vesely]

And a little toast with that Danish butter on it.

[Chad]

Two and a half pounds bacon in there.

[Brady Anderson]

The whole.

[Dick Toledo]

The whole package.

[Brady Anderson]

Brady. I heard Brady. I remember years ago, I asked. Brady would have.

[Chad]

I didn't eat bad. I had a salad.

[Brady Anderson]

No, it wasn't wedge salad. And it was. And we went to the same place the next time. It was just. Just. It looked like Peter north made it healthy. Bacon all over. Yeah, Some lady came over and just vomited Crisco. Here's some more death. It's a salad. All right. Videos. No, you.

[Brett Vesely]

I got one.

[Brady Anderson]

All right, go.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a sinkhole. Oh, car driving.

[Brady Anderson]

Every time I go by 20th street in Missouri, had a sinkhole open up about two years ago. And you can. Yeah, you can. It ate a car. You can still see where they've patched it up. I ride my bike down there and I go through and cut through there. Oh, my God. It's so weird because just like, it's eventually. I mean, how fortified is the. The block next to it?

[Dick Toledo]

It's water underneath, Right?

[Brett Vesely]

Just watch.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't know what was under it. It's just. It ate the car.

[Brett Vesely]

Happened in Seoul, South Korea.

[Brady Anderson]

Just driving along, enjoying your day. And the ground opens up and swallows people. The minivan Minivan made it. The bike did not. The motorcycle goes right in.

[Dick Toledo]

It took him hours to find him.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't make it.

[Brady Anderson]

It did. It took him hours to find the guy.

[Dick Toledo]

He was deep.

[Brady Anderson]

The hole was that big. The earth will just go. Suck it up. The first car hits right as the holes go and it ramps out as the thing's still falling.

[Host]

He's gonna be seeing Shane Orlando with that van.

[Brady Anderson]

One of my favorite things in Sedona is the devil sinkhole. It's in the.

[Brett Vesely]

That is amazing.

[Brady Anderson]

I've taken you up there in that four wheel drive thing and it just. They said they heard it in Prescott when it dropped. It's like 140 years ago. And it's this gigantic sinkhole in the middle of this beautiful red rock. Four wheel trail. And you go up and it's. It's a cool little climb. Neat spot, great views. And then you look to the left and it is just the earth. Just sheer gone edges. Yeah. It is so creepy.

[Brett Vesely]

Scalpel.

[Brady Anderson]

And they said. Yeah, they said the whole thing just went. Yeah. As they carved it out. And it made evidently just a humongous noise. They heard it like a bomb went off. Such a cool spot. Sinkholes fascinate me, and I hope I never ever am part of one. Actually, if I'm going to be. It's like a nuclear bomb. I want it to hit me.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady Anderson]

I don't want to be close or hurt by one. I want it to eat me or leave me alone, which is what most of we want our wives to say. Eat me or leave me alone. That should be a wedding vow. Do you promise to eat her and leave her alone? I do. Do you promise to mouth hug and leave him alone? Sure, I guess.

[Chad]

But we're also gonna.

[Brady Anderson]

All right, all right. Just yes or no.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't need details.

[Brady Anderson]

Good Christ. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Host]

All right, start off here.

[Chad]

I'm gonna leave now.

[Brady Anderson]

Little thievery, I believe. All right. What's this? Oh, we're in the Middle east somewhere. Motivational speaker crowd gathering at the. It's the Tony Robbins. Oh, there's a hand. And there's like a thousand people watching this guy's hand. And they're about to cut it off. Evidently. Got caught stealing once when he was 5.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like a giant paper cutter.

[Brady Anderson]

O. It's not. It's a machete.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought the blade was that thing.

[Brady Anderson]

Three wax, four wax, five. He's terrible at this.

[Brett Vesely]

Six.

[Brady Anderson]

It's still not. Oh, now they're.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Oh, man.

[Brady Anderson]

Was not a clean operation. Was Troy Hayden here?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, 10 wax on.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, finally it's off. Oh, the poor dude on the other end. What did he take? Was it worth it? And then they just walk around with a hand in the air like they accomplished something. My God.

[Host]

Try on the phone to see how that actually was.

[Brady Anderson]

You're telling me these people. Yeah. You're telling me these people are going to be okay with not looking for the covenant? They follow all the rules. That's horrifying. They're pretty staunch believers in their thing. They get a chance to blow that up. My God. That was horrible to watch. How does anybody believe in that?

[Host]

Right? How about some big balls?

[Brady Anderson]

Testicles? Oh, my God. That is. I don't know what's in front of him. This is a set of balls.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe it's been swallowed.

[Brady Anderson]

This has got to be a. I don't know. He's got to disease. His balls were size of like a. An exercise Swiss ball.

[Dick Toledo]

I hope that's AI.

[Brady Anderson]

And his PP was orange. Yes. Pee pee look like. Yeah, like pulled it off the tree.

[Brett Vesely]

That's weird.

[Brady Anderson]

Holy cow.

[Host]

All right, pull one up for Brady. I think this is. Now this is one.

[Brady Anderson]

It's just a guy walking on a beach going under an umbrella. Is that a woman? Don't know. Just walking along the beach.

[Host]

We might have seen this one.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't remember mine.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, no.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, lightning.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, lightning hits back on the beach and kills someone way in the background.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope. Never mind.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, hot girl. Hot girl in a bikini got hit by light. No, she's not that hot. She's getting bigger the closer the camera you think immediately puffed up. It was Cheeto lightning. Jiffy Pop Lightning makes you fat.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't.

[Brady Anderson]

Evidently. I need a before to know if Brady's high caloric lightning is real or not. Yeah, Brady got hit by lightning 20 times. Calories and lightning are amazing. Oh, boy. There's a. What is that?

[Brett Vesely]

That's A.I. no way. Because there's a barcode on that.

[Brady Anderson]

That doesn't mean anything. Because it's a toy. It's a ball stuck to this crank. Can we start again?

[Host]

Sure.

[Brady Anderson]

This is a penis with a.

[Host]

Listen to this.

[Dick Toledo]

Billiard ball.

[Brady Anderson]

A sex toy in it.

[Dick Toledo]

No, that's a billiard ball, isn't it?

[Brady Anderson]

No, it's bigger than that. I don't know. It's. It's. It's a little bigger than a pool. Like a billiard ball in a guy's urethra. And you can see half of It. And he's got it stuffed in his butt. And when it comes out of his butt. Play it again. It makes this sound. God. And then his butthole falls out and does the wave. And he just lays on the ground like, this is a good day. He puts his butt back in.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if that's.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, hey, Brady, after the show, will you do me a favor? Will you kill me dead? Use that machete they used in that first thing. I don't care how much it hurts. I don't want to be on this planet anymore with these people.

[Host]

And we'll just end with this one.

[Brady Anderson]

I'm gonna stuff this eight ball in my dick and I'm gonna. I'm gonna bang myself with it. Watch this. I'm gonna film it.

[Brett Vesely]

God, I think that was like a small playground ball.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, it looked like a cherry ball for kickball.

[Host]

We'll finish with this one.

[Brady Anderson]

Another naked person.

[Dick Toledo]

What the.

[Brady Anderson]

Something in her. Oh, it's got her arm. Her own arm. Her own arm. All her whole forearm and fist are in her bottom. And she's on her back. And she's limber enough to reach back behind herself. And there's always an extra cut to Vince McMahon.

[Brett Vesely]

Amazing how he got in trouble.

[Brady Anderson]

You see her fist on her tummy. Incredible acts. Depraved humans.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks, Luther.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, I was right. Brady, go ahead. Later today, just when I'm not. When I'm least expecting it, and start hacking at me with a dull blade until I'm dead. I got no reason to be here anymore. I've seen enough. Time to roll credits, folks.

[Host]

You've seen this.

[Brady Anderson]

So, yeah, I can go. I can go now. I've seen a lady on her back bang her own arm until I don't know what is supposed to come of that. Literally, I don't. Way to go, humanity. Way to grow. Again, I ask, how bad was Sodom and Gomorrah that he had to wreck everything? And we have a new show of the 70.

[Brett Vesely]

That's incredible. Missed that one. Fran Tarkington.

[Brady Anderson]

Yeah, that used to be a TV show in the 70s. That's incredible. I'm Fran Tarkenton. We're going to North Carolina where there is a banjo playing donkey. And now it's like, oh, God. The Internet took that's incredible and said, there's a lady with her whole arm in her ass if you want to see that.

[Dick Toledo]

Not as impressive as yesterday when you stood up and clapped.

[Brady Anderson]

Oh, no. Yeah, that was a. Well, that was an actual achievement Of. Yeah. A monumental achievement by people. I've seen a few of those. That's just weird. And to break out the camera.

[Brett Vesely]

Find that orc.

[Brady Anderson]

To fist yourself to the elbow. I'm fine. If you can find the thing that blows up all this, I'd be happy to hit the button for you. Whoa. I've never had the desire to see how far or how much of my arm fits in me.

[Brett Vesely]

Not once I'm with you.

[Brady Anderson]

Not once. You and I will have arguments on how much finger to use to wash your ass. You're at zero. I'm at most. I'm up to double knuckle. We clean it out that way. Swirl it out like you're washing the edges of a coffee cup. You just wash the rim. A little lipstick off the top. These people are like, what? That's it. I use all of my arm up to my elbow. Then I had to practice to do it. I'll try later today and let you know.

[Dick Toledo]

So did Brady just tell me that me, as a BYU fan, has to leave the game? That I've been excited to see the sweet 16 so I can go get a goddamn bag of Tater Tots?

[Brady Anderson]

No, he's wr. You can go online on your phone while you're at the game, get up and get yourself. Nope.

[Chad]

You got to go to any Safeway, Albertsons, Fries, Smith's, Rafes, whatever. They're all in on it.

[Brett Vesely]

They all want the temple. You leave, go to the temple.

[Chad]

Doesn't matter what state you're in. Wander in in Dallas.

[Brady Anderson]

Let's go.

[Chad]

It's here for the free potatoes. They're like, byu game done. Everyone's in on it. No one will stop you.

[Brady Anderson]

All the tots are gone. It's like the Munich of tots. They're all gone.

[Dick Toledo]

People also love Tater Riot as a band.

[Brady Anderson]

Tater. It's a great band name. I do like that there'd be a Tater Riot if Brady's. Brady's dreams came true. Fat America's Tater Riot.

[Brett Vesely]

You watch the game? No.

[Brady Anderson]

That's a great festival show. Fat America's Tater Riot. A talking stick pavilion. Well, there you go. That's your Brady Report, everybody. Aren't we all so proud? It's 98. It's out of control now.