03-27-25 - FULL SHOW - THURSDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD - Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Date: March 27, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Broadcasted On: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Overview

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into a vibrant mix of Arizona sports analysis, personal anecdotes, and cultural commentary. The dynamic interplay among the hosts offers listeners an engaging blend of humor, critical insights, and spirited discussions.

1. Arizona Sports Analysis

Arizona Suns vs. Boston Celtics

The episode kicks off with a critical examination of the Arizona Suns' recent performance against the Boston Celtics. John Holmberg expresses concern over the Suns' declining form and the disruptive influence of Celtics' fans turning the arena green, symbolizing opposition and dominance.

John Holmberg [00:48]: "The Suns are four years removed from a world championship run... this team is on the decline, and Boston came in and dominated."

Brett Vesely echoes these sentiments, highlighting the Suns' strategic flaws and the broader implications for the team's future. The discussion underscores the challenges Arizona faces in maintaining competitive edge in the NBA.

Arizona Diamondbacks Performance and Brady's Pledge

Shifting focus to baseball, Brady Bogan passionately discusses the Arizona Diamondbacks' inconsistent season. Frustrated with the team's performance, Brady makes a bold personal commitment: should the Diamondbacks outperform the Los Angeles Dodgers in the division standings or playoffs, he pledges to tattoo the Diamondbacks logo from his neck to his rear.

Brady Bogan [07:42]: "If the Diamondbacks finish this season ahead of the Dodgers in The division, I'll get the Arizona Diamondbacks logo tattooed to my back, neck to ass."

This pledge not only serves as a motivational critique but also showcases Brady's deep emotional investment in Arizona's baseball success.

2. Personal Anecdotes and Family Dynamics

Brady's Brother's Visit

Brady shares the tribulations of hosting his visiting brother from Cleveland. The forced itinerary, including attending LPGA golf tournaments and tennis recitals, underlines the tension between familial obligations and personal preferences.

Brady Bogan [16:16]: "My brother flew all the way out here from Cleveland. You drag him out to the LPGA event... and drive him to Casa Grande to watch your daughter's tennis recital."

The hosts discuss the challenges of accommodating family members, especially when the activities are not mutually enjoyable, adding a layer of relatable humor and frustration.

3. Cultural Commentary

Critique of "The Masked Singer"

John Holmberg and Brady Bogan critically analyze the popularity of the TV show "The Masked Singer," arguing its lack of appeal to children and questioning the relevance of the celebrities featured.

Brady Bogan [47:20]: "It's the number one show Fox has. It's been on for years... Who's under the mask is never somebody a kid knows."

The hosts express skepticism about the show's format and its impact on younger audiences, pointing out the disconnect between the contestants' fame and the show's intended demographic.

Speculative Discussion: Ark of the Covenant

A significant portion of the episode features a speculative debate about the Ark of the Covenant, blending pop culture references and conspiracy theories. The hosts discuss the mythical powers of the Ark, its supposed discovery by the CIA, and the potential global ramifications if its existence were confirmed.

Brady Bogan [56:33]: "The Ark of the Covenant would show up and blow up everything with its magic juice... the CIA is probably hiding it."

This segment showcases the hosts' ability to weave fictional narratives with real-world speculation, entertaining listeners with imaginative discourse.

4. Entertainment and Promotional Segments

Entertainment Drill and Local Business Promotions

Consistent with the show's format, the hosts engage in promotional segments, endorsing local businesses and events. Brady highlights React Defense and their self-defense seminars, intertwining humor with community support.

Brady Bogan [186:52]: "They're making them think, hey, this is going really well. And then you leave and don't think about them again."

The promotional content is seamlessly integrated into the discussions, maintaining listener interest while supporting local enterprises.

5. Interactive Banter and Host Dynamics

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lively banter, discussing everything from personal relationships to hypothetical scenarios involving celebrities and sports figures. This dynamic interaction adds a layer of spontaneity and humor, making the show both entertaining and personable.

Brady Bogan [152:53]: "What if she dated Chris Ledoux and then met you and said, I like you, too?"

Such exchanges highlight the chemistry among the hosts, creating a relatable and engaging listening experience.

Conclusion

Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully blends in-depth sports analysis with personal stories and cultural critiques, all delivered through a lens of humor and camaraderie among the hosts. The episode not only provides valuable insights into Arizona's sports landscape but also offers a window into the hosts' personalities and interpersonal dynamics, making it a compelling listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

John Holmberg [195:22]: "It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control now. Thursday, rolling along, and there's only one thing to do."

The show's ability to navigate diverse topics while maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere cements its status as Arizona's premier morning radio show.

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[00:00]
John Holmberg
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[00:37]
Brett Vesely
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[00:48]
Brady Bogan
Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big Dick Toledo. And off we go for a glorious Thursday. More. It's already Thursday. How'd that happen? And you know, a little disappointing for. Look, there's two things going on. It's kind of the polarity of Arizona sports. Last night, the Suns were shown what it's like to be an actual contender by a team called the Boston Celtics. And mother, oh, my button isn't working. Mother. The Celtic fans turned that arena green last night. It was depressing. If I'm Matt Ishbia, I look at last night's game and I'm like, I've got a problem on my hands because this team is four years removed from a world championship run, NBA finals run, had a couple of hiccups, you know, not necessarily championship teams, but good teams. The last couple years. This year's been a little off. And then within that time, a true contender rolls in and fills your arena with green. It was bad.
[01:56]
Brett Vesely
How green was the rah rah room?
[01:58]
Brady Bogan
Not very, because it's, you know, it flowed in. Well, it's. Most of the arena was sold last night. All the season ticket holders realized this is my chance to get money back for a season where tickets won't, you know, the resale on your season tickets has been horrible this year. So last night people are getting, you know, the seats next to me went for like 500 bucks each. And they're good seats. They're not like gonna knock you 500 bucks. I tell you right now, don't spend 500 bucks on it. And they watch the Celtics Just come in and dominate. But it was. And here's the problem. I'm having two things. Suns fans just let it happen for the money thing because they're not really attached to steam. Second, could we do it to any other city except Boston? Jesus Christ. Is that an annoying group? And they're worse in. In their own environment. I haven' to a Boston game in Boston. I can't imagine what that's gotta be like. The arrogance and ignorance all mixed up together has got to be disgusting. But when they, they. Oh, they're the worst. They're just. Every basket they're doing something that makes you want to hit them. Like they say dumb. It's constant. That commercial is like your cousin from Boston. Now imagine 18,000 of them. It's. They were chanting go Celtics. And it was a big chant. They. It was R.A. down on the Suns and their fans last night. It was not pretty. And then, you know, they're like, hey, you guys think you're. You're actually going to sneak into the playoffs and do some damage? Let me show you what playoff teams do. And they just beat the sun that never ended, huh? Oh, no. I mean, in the beginning it's like, hey, not bad. Boston shot 50 threes and hit like 28 of them. They were ridiculous last night. Over. Well, I don't know if that was the accurate, but it felt like they were over. They were probably a little under, but still they still popping them. And then the Suns, because they're poorly coached, started to try to shoot threes with them. And you're just chasing a team that's great at it. You know, it's like dancing next to Usher. You're not going to win a dance off, so do your own thing. So, yeah, it was bad, but flip it over. 24 hours later Diamondbacks, Cubs. The baseball season starts today, which is crazy. So where one thing is dying, it's like what live said lightning crashes and we're starting the whole cycle of life again. One thing's dying, the other thing comes to life. The baby opens its eyes and it's the Diamondback. So you got that going today. And the Cubbies are in town. So you've got Boston last night, my former family, the Cubs in town. People keep asking me, you going into.
[04:34]
Brett Vesely
The game, playing your new family?
[04:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't want to. I'm not going to do that. Okay. It's not fair to pretend to be a Diamondback fan just because of what happened with my Cubbies. I have no love.
[04:48]
Brett Vesely
You're in the taint.
[04:49]
Brady Bogan
Right now, I am a free agent in fandom. And I still, you know, two years ago, for those who don't know, two years ago, I made the proclamation on the earth. The Diamondbacks made it to the World Series. I would stop being a Cubs fan. And I did that in May because they killed the bird. Now, in 2001, Randy Johnson killed a bird throwing a baseball, and they went to the World Series. A couple years ago, was it 23. Zach Gallen kills a bird in warmups throwing a baseball. They go to the World Series. So jokingly, I said in May after he killed the bird. Yeah.
[05:22]
Brett Vesely
This year at a golf scramble.
[05:24]
Brady Bogan
That's right.
[05:26]
Brett Vesely
But it was a golf.
[05:28]
Dale Hellestrae
Okay.
[05:28]
Brady Bogan
Brady was golfing with their pitcher, Kevin Ginkell. But it was Trip. Trip, okay. Trip killed the bird. He was in there, and Tripp hit a drive, and it's killed.
[05:37]
John Holmberg
Dodgers are gonna.
[05:38]
Brady Bogan
I mean, he's a Dodger. Yeah. Now maybe he's still.
[05:42]
John Holmberg
I don't know if that counts.
[05:43]
Brady Bogan
The. The animal sacrifice that the Diamondbacks have gotten so good at. So, yeah, I just said, you know, if they're killing birds and it leads to. If it happens again, I'll. I'll stop being a Cubs fan. I'll sell all my cub stuff. Well, God damn it, if they didn't go to the World Series. And I had to. I got. I have my whole sports bar. I. I got rid of all my cub stuff. I have some stuffed in my closet. But I got rid of my autographed Ernie Banks. I gave it to charity. It was a beautiful thing. And. And now I, like, got the Diamondbacks gear on and I try Harry Carey painting. I don't think anybody wants that.
[06:18]
John Holmberg
Oh, the Steven Harry one that was in the office.
[06:20]
Brady Bogan
I'm pretty sure that's an unwanted. Like that might be. It's a one of a one.
[06:25]
John Holmberg
As it should be.
[06:26]
Brady Bogan
And yeah, there's reason. No reason for it. Well, I got it. You want it at a golf auction. Just. I said, I'm going to win that. Or it was at Dale Hell's dad's charity basketball event, and he had that thing out there some lady had painted Harry Carey and Steve Stone. It was like a paint by numbers. It was like she wasn't.
[06:44]
Brett Vesely
We were at a scramble.
[06:45]
Brady Bogan
And you said, no, no, no, that was this one. Is that the basketball? And actually ended up a high bidder on that one. That wasn't because the other one was the painting at the golf thing that I said, I'm going to win that horrible Painting. And sure enough, I did.
[06:58]
John Holmberg
So it was a drawing, or did you bid on it?
[07:00]
Brady Bogan
I. It was a silent auction, and I believe I was the only one who bid on it. And that was in 2004.
[07:05]
John Holmberg
What was the minimum on that thing?
[07:07]
Brady Bogan
275. I remember exactly how much I paid for that. It is not a good game.
[07:11]
John Holmberg
Framed right.
[07:12]
Brady Bogan
And the frame is no better.
[07:14]
John Holmberg
I know, but, I mean, at least it adds a little bit.
[07:16]
Brady Bogan
I guess it's got some value. But, yeah, so I had to get rid of all that stuff. And then I'm like, all right, I can do this. The Cubs were pissing me off at the time. And then I tried to be a Diamondbacks fan. I was. I'm friendly to the Diamondbacks. I'm. I'm. I'm a Hooters waitress to the Diamondbacks. I'm making them think, hey, this is going really well. And then I leave and I don't think about them again.
[07:43]
Brett Vesely
Are you gonna attend any this weekend?
[07:45]
Brady Bogan
I'm going Saturday. And I'm gonna dress neutral.
[07:49]
Brett Vesely
Not split.
[07:50]
Brady Bogan
No, no. I'm not gonna do that weird thing people do. I'm just gonna be neutral. I watch my Cubbies. I'm not. I'm not tied to them anymore. I don't really. The uniform makes me nostalgic, that when I see the Cubs uniform, I think of me as a kid, like, being a Cub. But, I don't know. You look at it. I don't know. It's just. I don't know. It's just. It's a tough one. But I like baseball, so I'll go with that. But there they are. Hope. Hope springs eternal is my point. The sun's dying and the Diamondback starting there. And they're, you know, they're a team that's going to wildly disappoint you, an incredibly good roster. A team that's going to, you know, have some hope. And the Dodgers are going to push them right out of the way. There's no chance, anybody. If they beat the Dodgers and get past them this year, I will be careful. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Mark my words. March 27th.
[08:39]
John Holmberg
Toledo, write it down.
[08:40]
Brady Bogan
March 27th. If they win the division over the Los Angeles Dodgers, I will have the Arizona Diamondbacks logo tattooed to my back, neck to ass. Let it be written. Let it be done. 5:53am On March 27, 2025, if the Diamondbacks win the division. In fact, let me fix that. If they finish ahead of the Dodgers in The division, they don't even have to win it. Barring some sort of plane crash that the Dodgers are in. It's the only. Like, if the Dodgers die in a plane crash.
[09:15]
Brett Vesely
Act of God.
[09:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, act of God. Like an insurance company. Everything's going active. If the Dodgers die in a hurricane or, you know, plane wreck, mass shooting. Is that an act of God? I guess. No. If it's a mass shooting, I guess we all win. If the Diamondbacks finish this season ahead of the Dodgers, I'll even go so far as to say this. If they still lose the division, I'll breathe easier. But if they're a wild card in the playoffs and they play the Dodgers and knock the Dodgers out or go farther than the Dodgers in the playoffs because someone else knocked them out, I'll get a tattoo of the Arizona Diamondbacks from my neck to my ass.
[09:56]
Brett Vesely
Let's get a new design. Let me design.
[09:59]
Brady Bogan
Let me add this. I'll do it on my head.
[10:01]
Dale Hellestrae
There we go.
[10:02]
Brady Bogan
I'll put the A somewhere on my bald, ugly head. Write it down. Because last time I forgot. And all the listeners said, hey, didn't you say that if they went to the World Series, you'd get.
[10:17]
Brett Vesely
Oh, don't worry.
[10:18]
Brady Bogan
They'll remember. They'll remember. So that's it for me today. That's. That's where I'm pretty good.
[10:23]
Brett Vesely
Proclamation.
[10:24]
Brady Bogan
Happy opening day. Now I'm pretty comfortable with it as I was that that Diamondbacks team two years ago wasn't going to the World Series. They weren't very good. Suddenly, end of August, early September, they start playing some ball. And then in the playoffs, they were just fantastic. But they have to kill a bird. If they don't kill birds, they don't go to World Series. Or Two for two and we killed a bird. But you're right. Brady was there. And that's just my theory. There's nothing in the world that says anybody else. No one else is saying, kill a bird. Go to the Series. This is the only place that we're bringing that up. Like the sports stations are afraid of, you know, some bird society coming at an Autobahn, coming in and saying, stop talking about dead birds. I don't care. But I don't care. You know, I say what my. What my black friends always say, I don't care about no Audubon Society. You're always mad at them.
[11:15]
Brett Vesely
Could you. Would you do the Diamondback logo on the smaller back? And then just have the words batter up.
[11:21]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, okay. All right, Brady. I like that. Yeah. Bat rat with an arrow. I'll take that. I'll make it the gayest tattoo of all time. I don't plan on living much longer. I don't think a lot of people are going to see that. I like that. Great.
[11:39]
John Holmberg
We may not make it five years at this point.
[11:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Brett, Start playing it for your future because it looks like. Or just. I love bats and balls. Just put it right on my back. With an Arizona Diamondback. I don't care. Got a pretty rack.
[11:53]
Brett Vesely
Is pretty solid rack.
[11:54]
Brady Bogan
Strong. That bat rack Strong. Very. Or just have the big unit like on my pelvis. I'll do it. I'll do that. But I. I'm pretty confident going into the baseball season that the Diamondbacks will not be better than the Dodgers in the standings or in the playoffs. I just can't imagine because the Dodgers can afford to have a few hiccups. The. I'll tell you this. Diamondbacks can't have any injuries.
[12:27]
Brett Vesely
How about the Sox this year? Brett?
[12:29]
John Holmberg
Oh, last place.
[12:31]
Brady Bogan
Kiss him.
[12:31]
Dale Hellestrae
Gone.
[12:31]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Hopkins, just text me. He goes, you're not kidding about last night's game. He got two grand each for his seats.
[12:37]
Brett Vesely
Wow.
[12:37]
Brady Bogan
That's how much Bostonians wanted to see their Celtics come in and mop the Suns up. And they showed up. And Cubs fans will do it today. Diamondbacks fans will show up for opening day. That's a good thing to have the Cubs in town on opening day. You'll still have a nice pile of Diamondbacks fans. There's not much better than opening day of baseball. It's like a great vibe. Just the weather's going to be amazing. I don't know if they'll have the roof open. I don't know if they still do that. But that stadium is a different animal. When the roof's open and those panels are open, it feels like a great place. When it's all closed up, it's like somebody's warehouse. So baseball today starts today. Yeah. And I'll have the. I'll have the logo slapped right on there. I'll do both. I'll have the A. From my back of my neck down to my ass. And then right under. Batter up. Right on my. Right on my. What is that? The tramp stamp billboard?
[13:26]
Brett Vesely
The tailbone.
[13:27]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I don't care. You know what? It's not a bad idea at this point, Brady, to start decorating this thing.
[13:32]
John Holmberg
Should have drew. Hey, batter on the back of your.
[13:34]
Brett Vesely
Well, that was last year. Batter up.
[13:38]
Brady Bogan
Batter up. Solid. Now I have. Because I got up this morning When I looked at myself in the mirror, I'm like, I'm so white. Why not decorate? I'm gonna color myself in. Although I am scared to death of tattoo needles. Like.
[13:50]
John Holmberg
Yeah, you couldn't even get pricked when we were doing the. When we were doing the COVID tests.
[13:55]
Brady Bogan
No, I can't. I don't like that at all. I don't like giving blood and getting that my finger pricked. But I'll do it. I'll do it for society. Yeah. It's like I watched a Machine Gun Kelly just. He's painted himself black from the neck down. I'm like, that's. That eliminates a lot of need to go out to the pool. And I gotta get some color because I am pasty white from under my skin.
[14:19]
Brett Vesely
You know when you have, like, a full sleeve and stuff, does it protect you from the sun at all?
[14:24]
Brady Bogan
I don't know. Well, no tattoos. Yeah.
[14:28]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
[14:28]
Brady Bogan
You know, I'll just go tank top.
[14:30]
Brett Vesely
Is it faded or something or.
[14:31]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it'll fade.
[14:32]
Brady Bogan
I think I'll go the opposite. I don't want my arms to have anything on them because my arms are in the sun. Like, they're. They're good. Like, a good color on my arms. This middle section of me. Oh, I'm sponsored by, like, YoPlay. It is just, like, white, and I'm. It's weird. I looked in the mirror today. I'm like, I gotta get new lights in my bathroom because I think they're the problem. It's, like, reflecting back off of me, and then it. Like, it glows in the mirror like powder or like I'm an angel in the outfield or something. Like, my reflection off my bathroom lights in the mirror is blinding.
[15:05]
Brett Vesely
I'm gonna get the. You know, if I were to get one, maybe I should. Me thinking about it. Like, maybe across the back in the old English leather letter saying, old country buffet.
[15:16]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but I hope they spell country wrong. That's my dream. My dream for you Definitely have a typo. You had that on your back. And then they're just county buffet, and you can't afford the rest of it, so they eliminate the ry part, and it just says old C word on your back.
[15:33]
Brett Vesely
We ran out of space.
[15:34]
Brady Bogan
Sorry. You get to pay for the rest later. And Brady, your day yesterday was the worst day. Like, the worst day ever. Brady, for those of you who don't know, his brother's in town. Flew all the way here from Cleveland to Ohio and is visiting Brady. And so far, Brady's taken him to a closed Vietnamese restaurant, a place called Bong Bong. And then, and this is the thought you put into your brother's visit. A guy who we know who runs Trophies Bar says he's going to be somewhere. And you're like, that's a good one. And like two days ago, he decides to take his brother to the LPGA golf tournament to eat free food. And that's the only reason you even cared to go out there, is because a guy who runs.
[16:16]
Brett Vesely
Definitely one of the benefits.
[16:18]
Brady Bogan
A guy who runs a restaurant tells Brady, hey, do you want some free food? He'll go to. He'll go to like a firing squad show. He'll go to like a dog fight. He'll go to anything horrible if it means, hey, I got an in with this restaurant guy and he's going to give me some free stuff. So your poor brother flies all the way out here from Cleveland. You drag him out to the LPGA event. Terrible. And then to top it off, you pile him in the car and drive him to Casa Grande to watch your daughter's tennis recital. 30 minutes deep, you're at whirlwind. And then you. Nobody's destination is Casa Grande. And then add in. Well, what are we doing when we're in Casa Grande? Because that's already bad.
[16:58]
Brett Vesely
You're going to stand outside in this dust bowl 91 degrees and watch my.
[17:03]
Brady Bogan
Teenage daughter play battle half hearted tennis with another teenage girl just for credits at school. It's like watching him do homework. Oh, and he did it.
[17:14]
Brett Vesely
He did.
[17:15]
Brady Bogan
Tom's a trooper.
[17:17]
Brett Vesely
Singles and doubles.
[17:18]
Brady Bogan
I don't. No one but you.
[17:21]
Brett Vesely
Tiebreaker in the doubles.
[17:23]
Brady Bogan
I'm proud of you for having a daughter that accomplished something. But no one on the planet wants to watch that. No one other than a parent cares when their kid does a sport.
[17:34]
John Holmberg
But a lot of parents don't care either.
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Brady Bogan
And they don't go, yeah, it's just awful. It's just awful. To take us like you and Ronnie are obligated. That's a great thing for you guys. It's. It's your World Series. Bring in somebody who's not involved in her day to day life. That's torture.
[17:52]
John Holmberg
Is Ronnie obligated because she doesn't seem to show up to a lot of this stuff.
[17:57]
Brady Bogan
That's true.
[17:58]
Brett Vesely
She. We changed things up today.
[18:01]
Brady Bogan
What do you mean?
[18:02]
Brett Vesely
Because Kirby has another tennis match where we're gonna go that. Oh, Florence.
[18:08]
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God.
[18:10]
Brett Vesely
So we're not going to Florence today.
[18:12]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
[18:13]
Brett Vesely
Just Kirby golfing instead.
[18:14]
Brady Bogan
Oh, you and your brother Ronnie will gonna drag us to Florence.
[18:18]
John Holmberg
I'd rather go with Troy Hayden to Florence.
[18:20]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, me too.
[18:21]
John Holmberg
More fun there.
[18:22]
Brady Bogan
That's a fun what Troy Hayden did. Look what Troy. You give me that option. Hey, there's an execution at the prison in Florence or a teenage girl's tennis match. I'd be like, oh yeah, that's easy.
[18:35]
Brett Vesely
No Brady, between the two.
[18:36]
Brady Bogan
I'd rather watch the dude commit the crime he's going to get killed for than I would a girls tennis match. Oh, high school girls tennis match. Unless Anna Kournikova shows up and when she in a time machine. Good lord, that's terrible.
[18:54]
Brett Vesely
Did you travel down to Casa Grande to see the Vista Grand Spartans battle the Gilbert Knights?
[19:01]
Brady Bogan
No, it's only for parents. Recitals, tennis matches, all that stuff. Only for parents. That's. I always think that if you're not a parent and you're going to. That you're a pedophile. If there was a guy, wouldn't you be suspicious yesterday if there was a guy who's just there, he's like, I'm just here for the. The entertainment competition. I have no family on the. You'd be like, oh, this guy.
[19:22]
Brett Vesely
There's four or five.
[19:23]
Brady Bogan
No, there are not. If there are, call the police. There is no one there for the entertainment value of a tennis match between teenagers. No one. Unless it's, you know, the high end teenagers that end up going to Wimbledon and stuff. Just a high school match. It's horrifying. How was the LPGA event?
[19:42]
Brett Vesely
Not the food.
[19:44]
Brady Bogan
Not the food. I just asked you a question.
[19:48]
Brett Vesely
Really nice.
[19:49]
Brady Bogan
What was so special about the food?
[19:51]
Brett Vesely
Well, the tent, you know, basically their setup. Yeah. Is like free. Like the Bay Club, the Phoenix Open.
[20:01]
Brady Bogan
No, it's.
[20:02]
Brett Vesely
Don't compare those with maybe, I don't know, 5,000 less people there at least.
[20:08]
Brady Bogan
So let's compare. One event has over 200,000 people a day.
[20:13]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[20:14]
Brady Bogan
Yours? 80 to 1,000.
[20:18]
Brett Vesely
We on our whole, we probably had at the time, the max was 50 people in that tent.
[20:26]
Brady Bogan
Wow. And you. And that you really enjoy.
[20:28]
Brett Vesely
But you know, yesterday. That's their Pro Am.
[20:31]
Brady Bogan
Sure, sure. Why not? Well, Dale's got tickets and he even. That's how he sold it to me. You want to go with me on Thursday to the LPGA event? I'm like, absolutely not. And well, actually he said because I skipped the text for a while and I get one the next morning that said, can't you at least tell me to off? And I'm like, oh, geez, I'm sorry, I don't know how I missed this text. Yeah, absolutely. Off. I'm not going to that. And he goes, you know, it's at least free food and drink. And I'm like, I've got free food and drink at home. I can do that. I have to drive all the way to Whirlwind to watch girls golfing hard enough to watch a bunch of dudes golf. But I'd rather do that anyway. That's a tough day. And your brother flew here. You're the worst chamber of commerce member there is showing up. You know, they used to my ex, ex wife's friend and her. Did I say ex ex wife's friend? Because she's no longer with us. So she's not even an ex person. She's an ex human being.
[21:28]
John Holmberg
Oh, all right.
[21:29]
Brady Bogan
She's no longer with us. But she was a atmosphere girl and the spring training guys would come to town and she worked as that and they gave her a job as the atmosphere girl to hang around where these guys are and kind of concierge them through like, what do you got planned today? I'll take you here. And then she became but a legal escort where they would, the team would hire her to keep an eye on these guys and make them feel like you've got, you know, you're paying attention, you got interest. And she'd drive them where they needed to be and hang out with them a little bit. She was very pretty. And then. And realized shortly thereafter this was bad. Like this is going to be, this is going to be a whole bunch of rapes and all sorts of things like that. But something she didn't do was ever take them to kids tennis matches and LPGA events because those guys would be like, I need a new one. She would take them to great places and events around the valley and show them how awesome Phoenix is. And a couple of the guys that came through ended up signing in Arizona with the Diamondbacks and stuff because of her.
[22:34]
Brett Vesely
Nice.
[22:35]
Brady Bogan
Because she's like that, showing them like how awesome Phoenix is. You would take a guy with a five year contract that he signed two days ago with the Diamondbacks and have him screaming at the owners that he wants to be traded. The worst state I've ever been in. Check the chicken fingers out, Ginkle. That's pretty sweet, isn't it? Is there anything better to do in your town? LPGA on a Wednesday afternoon in the 90s eating chicken fingers for free from rust? No, we're hit the Viet Shack. And then I'm going to take a nappy pappy. Yeah, that's bad. And your brother's such a trooper even talking to him yesterday. I'm like, you want to do this? And he just goes, sure. They're like, oh, not an stop and move a tray. You have. You have taken care his. His kindness has been. I don't taken as a weakness. And you're taking full advantage of him by just saying you're coming with me.
[23:31]
John Holmberg
It's unbelievable.
[23:32]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, wait till you see our super fries. I'm taking you grocery shopping. I know the butcher, it's rough.
[23:40]
Brett Vesely
But golf three times out of five days.
[23:43]
Brady Bogan
That's just saying, Brady. It doesn't give you an excuse to ruin the whole vacation on the one day, you know. Yeah, exactly. It's like we can have a nice week together and then on the last week you beat me to death. Think. Oh, that doesn't make it. Well, he had four good days and that awful last one. Poor kid. Tom, I'm here for you. He even said to me yesterday, I don't think he was kidding. He goes, next time I'm here, I'll call you. I'm like, that's a good idea. And he goes, hahaha. And then a big wink like please help me. Like he was. He's one of those hostages blinking out morse code like trying to get out of this whole mix. But yeah. Anyway, you take him to a ball game. Is he still here? Yeah, today.
[24:20]
John Holmberg
He leaves tomorrow.
[24:21]
Brady Bogan
Take him to opening day at the. No, after. It's at night.
[24:26]
Brett Vesely
Oh yeah, we could make it.
[24:29]
Brady Bogan
Exactly. You know, his head just did Rolodex. Who do I know? Buy your brother a ticket to a game if he wants to go. No, he didn't want to go yesterday.
[24:42]
Brett Vesely
I don't know if he wants to go. He did. He did mention.
[24:45]
Brady Bogan
He said it didn't matter if he wanted to go or not earlier in.
[24:48]
Brett Vesely
The week because I think the Guardians were playing.
[24:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they had a spring training Monday.
[24:53]
Brett Vesely
It was Monday.
[24:54]
John Holmberg
Did you guys go?
[24:55]
Brett Vesely
No, we played golf.
[24:56]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[24:57]
John Holmberg
Should have played golf.
[24:58]
Brady Bogan
But he said, I want to play. I want to go see the Guardians.
[25:00]
Brett Vesely
No, he said, hey, the Guardians are in town, right?
[25:03]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's kind of. Yeah, they are now. Follow me to my daughter's tennis, he said in his own way.
[25:09]
John Holmberg
That would be fun little brotherly time, you know.
[25:12]
Brady Bogan
That would be a nice time. Nope, not doing that. Free food at the lpga.
[25:17]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[25:20]
Brady Bogan
You don't read the tea leaves. Well, those Guardians are here. I'm from Cleveland. Guardians would be spring training. They're in town too far.
[25:27]
Brett Vesely
Too far away.
[25:28]
Brady Bogan
But whirlwind right on the way. The worst.
[25:34]
John Holmberg
Did you get him as a confetti blizzard yesterday too? You said you're gonna buy the blizzard on it.
[25:39]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[25:40]
Brady Bogan
Went right by you just didn't feel like it. So you weren't even thinking of Tom's needs? He said, what about that?
[25:45]
Brett Vesely
He didn't want one.
[25:46]
Brady Bogan
How do you know?
[25:47]
John Holmberg
It's because Russ didn't have them in.
[25:48]
Brady Bogan
The tune for free. Yeah.
[25:50]
Brett Vesely
85 cent blizzard.
[25:56]
Brady Bogan
Now we've got dairy Queens in Cleveland. Brady.
[25:59]
Brett Vesely
All right. He has until the 13th.
[26:03]
Brady Bogan
Well, the sun's almost.
[26:06]
Brett Vesely
There's always today.
[26:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. It's time to go home and go to bed before the sun goes down all the way. Hope you enjoyed my day. I didn't.
[26:14]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
[26:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Take Tom to a ball game tonight. Take him and get good seats and pay for them. Show him you love him. I know, I know, I know. When I said that, Brett laughed because he knows. But buy your brother something. Don't.
[26:28]
Brett Vesely
I've been.
[26:29]
Brady Bogan
No, no. Don't barter through it.
[26:31]
Brett Vesely
He's been scholarship all week.
[26:32]
Brady Bogan
Been scholarship all week on deals.
[26:35]
Brett Vesely
No, I'm paying money.
[26:39]
Brady Bogan
Yesterday. You didn't pay anything at the. At any of it?
[26:43]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[26:44]
Brett Vesely
Just dinner and lunch or. No, not lunch. Just dinner.
[26:47]
Brady Bogan
Where'd you go to dinner?
[26:49]
Brett Vesely
We went to Culver's on the way home.
[26:57]
Brady Bogan
So you missed Dairy Queen, offered him a blizzard, and then took him to a place that serves other ice cream.
[27:02]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well. Yeah, well, it was. Kirby finished a tennis match. We're in Casa Grande.
[27:06]
Brady Bogan
You gotta load her up on ice cream.
[27:08]
Brett Vesely
Where do you want to go? Like, here's the choices.
[27:11]
Brady Bogan
That was. You gave the choices?
[27:12]
Brett Vesely
Well, yeah, I was gonna say, what were the choices?
[27:15]
Brady Bogan
So you never.
[27:16]
Brett Vesely
There's. There's three or four fast food places.
[27:19]
Brady Bogan
But Uncle Tom, Wow. I just realized that that's what she would call just 12:30. You turned to Kirby and said, where are we eating? You didn't say, tom, I want to take you and Kirby out for a nice thing. Kirby got.
[27:29]
Brett Vesely
No, because, you know, it was. It was late.
[27:33]
Brady Bogan
What time? Seven. Yeah, okay. What time did like.
[27:38]
Brett Vesely
Because then we had to drive home.
[27:39]
Brady Bogan
You never said, hey, Tom wants to go to Bubba or where do you want? Oh, no, it was all Kirby and Brady's Day.
[27:45]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. No, I took him to. You know, he said Mexican food went to.
[27:50]
John Holmberg
So you went to Culver's Taco Bell.
[27:55]
Brady Bogan
Tacos. This is our most. They used to have a real bell. I think these were old missions. Anyway. Worst vacation ever. From a distance. Poor Tom, just riding in that passenger seat. Culver's drive through.
[28:12]
John Holmberg
He's too nice of a guy.
[28:13]
Brady Bogan
He's way too nice. I told him that. So you're too nice. You Bogans need to learn the word no. Especially amongst each other when one's dragging you around the worst parts of our state. We're heading down to Yuma to just walk. Oh, my God. Why? Yeah. Brady, you gotta. You gotta make it up to him. He needs a steak. 44 night. He needs a beast of a night. Your brother came all the way out to visit you.
[28:34]
Brett Vesely
It's just he and I tonight, pretty much after golf. Because, Ron, they'll be in Florence.
[28:42]
Brady Bogan
So I read your mind.
[28:43]
Brett Vesely
Maybe we'll go to the Texas Roadhouse.
[28:45]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you go. You go. The Texas. Texas girl. Take him to the Grill. I saw through what you just said, too, which is just he and I tonight. That cuts the bill in half. I'm going to have to bring Ronnie and Kirby. Maybe it is a good night to go out. Take your brother out for a big night. Culver's and Casa Grand. You should be ashamed of yourself. Ashamed. You fly all the way to Cleveland and he drops you off at Culver's.
[29:13]
Brett Vesely
I did. I flew out to Cleveland.
[29:15]
Brady Bogan
I know. And he. You went to Culver's because you wanted to. He didn't go. Here's what we're doing today. We're gonna watch my daughter's recital in Akron. It's gonna be three hours. We're gonna be all over the place. And maybe we'll drive over to Erie, Pennsylvania, and we'll just look at trees for five minutes. And then I'm gonna take you to a Culver's and we're going to bed before the sun sets. Oh, now, the difference is. You heard Culver's. This guy's buying. This is a good trip, Brett. Let's take Brady's brother out.
[29:42]
John Holmberg
We should, Man.
[29:43]
Brady Bogan
Tom, we're gonna take you out to a ball game and a dinner tonight. Like an adult. We get some Slurpees. Get the power ones where we mix it ourselves. When's he move? When's he leaving?
[29:57]
Brett Vesely
Tomorrow.
[29:57]
Brady Bogan
Tomorrow. I feel for him. I want. I want to help out.
[30:05]
Brett Vesely
Tell you that's the best thing about visiting or my brother or vice versa. It doesn't matter too much what you have on the job. Clearly, you can do.
[30:16]
Brady Bogan
Clearly. Although you're pushing. I'm telling you, it may not matter. But you are pushing.
[30:21]
Brett Vesely
But we end up doing a lot. We've done a lot of stuff.
[30:23]
Brady Bogan
I know, and I know yesterday was a big one, though. If you're like, hey, it doesn't matter. Let's see how much I can push this guy before he snaps. You're trying.
[30:33]
Brett Vesely
I'm trying on this one the best I can. He won't snap. He's unbreakable.
[30:38]
Brady Bogan
I know you're just gonna hear that weird creaking sound of weight on the end of a rope. Just end his. End it all. I can't imagine flying all the way to somebody. Hey, it's been awesome to see you. I don't care what we do. I just want to be with you. And he's like, great, here's my plan. And be like, oh, my God, No, I vote it does matter what we do. This is terrifying. You're gonna take me where? We're gonna watch fat Koreans golf for a little while.
[31:06]
Brett Vesely
Well, after I found out, you know, this is kind of a recruiting trip, I didn't want to, like, fall in love with Arizona.
[31:13]
Brady Bogan
You don't want them out here all the time. Yeah. This is. Yeah. You own this place. Only one guy getting free bowls at Viet Shack. That's for sure. Can't have double bogan barters going on around here. I'd like to nominate Brady for Frank Caliendo's Nathan Sutherland's heel of the year award for not taking his brother out and being a cheap. Wow. Yeah. This one says, I think Brady's a bigger tight ass Jew than you, John. I still don't know how I'm getting this. I'm getting impossible. How am I getting? At least you. At least you pay for things. Yeah. I think Tom was very excited when I said, look, you can stay at my house. But I told him, I'm like, what, Two days max? Let's not this whole. Then we'll get you in a hotel like a decent visitor. Five, six days in somebody else's house.
[32:00]
Brett Vesely
That's too much five star accommodations.
[32:05]
Brady Bogan
It's too much holding in farts. And I know you're not, but he is probably around. Ronnie and Kirby's got to go. Let's just. You need your own space.
[32:13]
John Holmberg
This guy wants here bored from the Deftones for Tom this morning.
[32:19]
Brady Bogan
Tom, we're thinking about you. We're the only ones in the room thinking about you. And then I'm gonna go do this, and you're coming with and I'm gonna do this, and you're going to be There. Have I asked you what you wanted to do? Not once.
[32:29]
Brett Vesely
Good.
[32:30]
Brady Bogan
Then I'm going to get more done for me. Yeah. What do you think you'd say if you're like, well, is there anything in the city you want to see? He loves hiking.
[32:40]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, he's done it every morning.
[32:42]
Brady Bogan
Camelback Mountain.
[32:43]
Brett Vesely
Not. Not the mountain or anything like that.
[32:45]
Brady Bogan
But take him to one of our beautiful trails. Show them the. That's just a walk, Rady.
[32:51]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, he's walking the dogs for me.
[32:53]
John Holmberg
Oh, Jesus Christ.
[32:54]
Brady Bogan
That's what Palm said yesterday. He asked me to walk the dogs because I like to walk every day. He's wearing those dogs out. I don't have to do anything. Are you dressing him up like Aunt Jemima, too?
[33:07]
Brett Vesely
He should be making breakfast this morning.
[33:09]
Dale Hellestrae
Sure.
[33:09]
Brady Bogan
Tired.
[33:10]
Paul Verzi
Thanks, Uncle Tom.
[33:12]
Brady Bogan
I sure would like some food that isn't Culver's related. Well, you're out of luck there, Uncle Tom. Oh, Brady, you so fun. This floor's not as clean as I'd like.
[33:22]
John Holmberg
Did you put a little chauffeur's cap on and make him drive you to Castle Ground yesterday?
[33:26]
Brady Bogan
Sleepy there, uncle Tom.
[33:28]
John Holmberg
Driving Miss Brady.
[33:29]
Brett Vesely
I drove the whole time.
[33:31]
Brady Bogan
Sure thing, Mr. Brady. Let me get you from A to B. This is great, having a brother's slave. That sounded bad. Uncle Tom, he'd do it. I know. Maybe he thinks you're special and he's like, you're. He's told me that mom was right about this one. Either way, I would. I don't know. Walking your dogs, going to girls golf tournaments. It just sounds awful.
[34:03]
Brett Vesely
Quality time.
[34:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, not really. Is he coming back in today? At the end of the show? He's not gonna. Okay. Because I would talk some sense into him, and then we go to, like, a strip club and we'd have some fun as a man. And then maybe go to Camelback Mountain. I give him a mountain bike. We tour around. He's active. He wants to do stuff. Right. He'd probably enjoy that now, the walking.
[34:23]
Brett Vesely
Right now, because he used to do a lot more, but he had to, you know, he was doing like 10 miles a day.
[34:29]
Brady Bogan
Sure.
[34:30]
John Holmberg
We get Josh to bring a couple bikes down, get a couple of e.
[34:32]
Brady Bogan
Bikes, tool around, up and down. A beautiful scenic thing. Nah, that's dumb.
[34:38]
Brett Vesely
There's a Culver's golf. Culver's? I mean, come on.
[34:43]
Brady Bogan
Girl golf. You forgot that part, watching girl golf. Oh, Brady.
[34:48]
Brett Vesely
Ronnie made dinner a couple of nights, too. Oh, yeah, Lovely.
[34:50]
Brady Bogan
Have you lifted a finger? Yeah. Oh, you haven't?
[34:54]
Brett Vesely
First day Absolutely made breakfast.
[35:00]
Brady Bogan
Wake up Tom. Here, let me test all of that. Empty plates, poor time. It's a tough day. We're thinking of it. You're an only child. Be grateful you don't have a brother like Brady. Brad comes out to visit you and try to drive. What would you do if you went to Brady's in a visit and he's like, we're gonna watch girls golf. You just find something else to do.
[35:26]
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, I would. First of all, I'd call it my travel agent and book me somewhere else.
[35:30]
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna go back to. You know what the worst phrase in the world and it sounds good to me right now is I'm going to go back to Cleveland. That sounds awesome. If I'm Tom, Cleveland's good. Anyway, we love you, Tom Bogan. More than your brother, evidently. Because he's trying to. He's trying to get ready to kill yourself. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800 a good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up, Arizona's most powerful rocket in the station. It's out of control now. 98K upd Colberg's morning. There it is. Miles to nowhere. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That is Katie and the Hobbs. We all know them. Theme song. Everybody keeps emailing. They love that theme song. Said yesterday was so horrible for Brady's brother. The worst part of the agenda was he was also asked to work the wagon of the boss sauce on the corner of Jermaine in all my school. I got a little sauce thing I gotta do here at 5 o'clock over here to work that. You sell street sauce. Yeah. And every time Brady gives you a safe word, it gets confusing too. Because sometimes the safe word is Culver's. And then he gets confused, he actually takes you there. Culver's. Culver's. That's not a bad idea. Oh no, he's forgotten.
[36:54]
John Holmberg
What were the other choices like Canes. And there was.
[36:58]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, cane, because it's Kirby.
[36:59]
Brett Vesely
In and out. Chick fil A. But the lines were, you know, longer.
[37:05]
Brady Bogan
Hey, Brady, the only thing you can make this worse. If you took Tom to the dolly steamboat today, boy, could you imagine? What would you rather do?
[37:12]
Brett Vesely
Brady all over that?
[37:13]
Brady Bogan
Oh man, he'd jump in with rocks in his pockets. What would you rather do, Brett? LPGA golf tournament or Dolly steamboat? I know it's. It's Sophie's choice. Except for there's no love. Wow.
[37:27]
John Holmberg
Maybe lpga. And I thought I'D never say that, but, man, that dolly steamboat. Think about how far you had to drive to get there. And the geriatric crew. Yeah, you would.
[37:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[37:42]
John Holmberg
Oh, man. No, I'm going.
[37:43]
Brady Bogan
Okay. Because at least I can.
[37:44]
John Holmberg
At least I can hang out with Russ and get free food with Brady.
[37:47]
Brady Bogan
I guess I can do that every day.
[37:52]
John Holmberg
Well, you're giving me one or the other. I would do neither. I mean, that's, you know.
[37:55]
Brady Bogan
No, I know, but. Yeah, so, like.
[37:57]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
[37:57]
Brady Bogan
You know, if there's an exit, you're.
[37:59]
Brett Vesely
Talking about, you know, the drive to the steam after you hammer in the steamboat, it's easy.
[38:06]
Brady Bogan
LPGA Golf.
[38:07]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Because it's not as much.
[38:09]
John Holmberg
I have no idea how much I want to drive my car off one of those ledges getting up there.
[38:14]
Brady Bogan
Maybe I do the LPGA because it's so close to a casino. Really? Yeah.
[38:18]
John Holmberg
Well, then there you go.
[38:20]
Brady Bogan
Oh, Brady. Nice setups, you know, as far as. You're right, but Hitler had nice setup.
[38:25]
Brett Vesely
I still don't want to go five minutes away.
[38:28]
Brady Bogan
See, but you say nice setup, like that's the sell. If there's, like, an Aryan Nation meeting and they have a great kitchen, it's still. You don't want to go.
[38:34]
Brett Vesely
It's a great setup.
[38:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, the. I'd rather go to the Aryan Nation event. At least it's got some entertaining speeches. LPGA Golf is the worst sporting event you could drag me to the worst. Oh, I can't even. I can't imagine sitting there and trying to feign interest in that at all. Oh, there you go.
[38:56]
John Holmberg
Oh, you got more right here.
[39:00]
Brady Bogan
Huh?
[39:01]
John Holmberg
Oh, my.
[39:02]
Brady Bogan
Oh, you're playing, so. Oh, you're doing the thing. God damn it. I knew you'd bring.
[39:05]
John Holmberg
So what do you want to do?
[39:06]
Brady Bogan
I'd go to the steamboat. Oh, I go the steamboat.
[39:10]
John Holmberg
I had the song on a loop.
[39:12]
Brady Bogan
I couldn't. I. Yeah. I can't do this now, but I go, man, maybe you're might be swinging. Yeah. I don't think I could get to watch girls golf and not become suicidal after, like, 25 minutes. I can have food everywhere. So I'm not like. You are drawn by a food spread to an event. I know how much food there is in this city.
[39:34]
Brett Vesely
That was my first time.
[39:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know. There's a reason, but there's a lot.
[39:37]
John Holmberg
More booze at the LPGA than there is. I mean, I'm. I mean, they're serving high balls and whatever else and ensure on the Dolly steamboat.
[39:47]
Brady Bogan
I don't know. It's a Tough call. Steamboat or lpga.
[39:53]
Brett Vesely
They got the all.
[39:54]
John Holmberg
And again, you don't drive as far.
[39:56]
Brett Vesely
Trophy working the bar.
[39:58]
John Holmberg
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I mean, someone within 30 years of your age. Unlike the dollar. That's a good point.
[40:07]
Brady Bogan
Oh, man. Yeah. I still though you say the hot bartender that gives out drinks there at the lpga. I don't know because I just watch mountain goats roast in the sun.
[40:21]
Brett Vesely
But there's a chance you might not see them.
[40:24]
Brady Bogan
No, that's fine.
[40:27]
Brett Vesely
They usually push them out. They usually open the pen. Okay. Boat's going by Both.
[40:33]
Brady Bogan
Both events are void of joy. Well, yeah, man, that's tough. I really would. That might be a coin flip to save a life.
[40:44]
John Holmberg
If the saw guy came out and did that.
[40:46]
Brady Bogan
If you did it. If so, your mother will be killed unless you enjoy one of the two following events. LPGA Golf. There's free chicken fingers. Or the dolly steamboat. Free sprites. Bye, Mom.
[41:01]
John Holmberg
Yeah, exactly. That was a good run. Mom.
[41:04]
Brady Bogan
Would you like to play a game? Sure. Is there LPGA involved? Because if that. Let's just not waste our time and kill whoever we're shooting for here. Just cut their heads off. If LPGA is involved. Are you going back this weekend?
[41:19]
Brett Vesely
I don't think so.
[41:21]
Brady Bogan
You would consider it a second run? Yeah.
[41:24]
Brett Vesely
The tournament play. Maybe.
[41:27]
Brady Bogan
Why?
[41:31]
Brett Vesely
Well, yeah, the setup's good for food.
[41:34]
Brady Bogan
So you go back for the meat green.
[41:36]
Brett Vesely
You can see the 17T.
[41:39]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. But on the 17th tee is a bunch of girl golfers you don't care about.
[41:44]
Brett Vesely
And if I know some of the people going back there, like, going out.
[41:48]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no.
[41:49]
Brett Vesely
It's like going to a bar.
[41:50]
Brady Bogan
No, it's not. It's like going to a bar that no one wants to go to. It's like going to Title nine. They only show girls. Yeah. No, completely the same thing.
[42:01]
Brett Vesely
Because that's not.
[42:03]
Brady Bogan
It's live. Title nine. You don't know if there was a hot bartender at Title nine. You'd go to watch WNBA games. That's what you're saying. For free food? Yeah, I'd go there for free meals. And a bartender that gives you a little extra attention because she thinks you're just a bald lesbian. I mean, if we put Brady in one of those little, you know, bob haircut, silken black wigs, you'd look just like all the LPGA golfers. You would.
[42:31]
Brett Vesely
It's not that bad.
[42:32]
Brady Bogan
It is that bad. I've watched the winners. It's all Korean flags and a bunch of girls that look like Brady. This guy said, did I see Brady golfing at Ocotillo on Tuesday. So I saw a guy in the range wearing a bucket hat. Said he's looking a little plump. If that was him, it was his tummy that I noticed first. Was that you?
[42:54]
Brett Vesely
I was at in a bucket hat? I was wearing, yeah.
[43:00]
Brady Bogan
Say hi to him next time. Don't just make fun. This one says, john, listening to your plea about the Diamondbacks you just did.
[43:06]
Brett Vesely
Was that for my brother?
[43:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. He noticed. Said, you just did the impossible. You made me a devout Diamondbacks fan in the span of one minute. Go D backs. That's right. I'll bring this city to its knees with Diamondback fandom by putting my literal ass on the line, saying, I will get a tattoo of the Diamondbacks logo from the neck to my ass. And I like what Brady said right there under the A Batter up on my. My tramp stamp spot. If the Diamondbacks do better than the Dodgers this year, not even just in the standings, they can lose the division, but do more in the playoffs. Go further than the diamond or the Dodgers in the playoffs. I will tattoo the Diamondbacks logo on my. And my. I'll put a little one on my head and then one on my back and one on my lower back. That's it. That would be fantastic. Work would look good. I think so. But Ben is now a Diamondbacks fan because he's rooting against me. Just phenomenal. This one says, hey, John, how about we mix it up a little bit? You get the tattoo of the very first Diamondbacks mascot ever, Drew Haybatter. 6:52am, March 27, 2025. Mark it down. The A has now turned into Brady as Drew. Hey. Better. From the bottom of my neck to my ass with Batter up written underneath. Done. All they have to do is be better than the Dodgers at the end of. All right. You got any pictures of you as Drew? Hey. Better. That would be flattering. On my back? No, no.
[44:36]
Brett Vesely
Not flattering. That's a tough one to order that.
[44:40]
Brady Bogan
Could you pose once for me and try to do a few. And then we'll just get some shots, some headshots done.
[44:45]
Brett Vesely
I have a couple of pictures.
[44:47]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[44:47]
Brett Vesely
Work.
[44:48]
Brady Bogan
So, John, your theory about the Suns yesterday morning was absolutely right. You started to talk about leaving, and then she stopped wearing sweatpants and dirty shirts until you paid attention to her again. The sex was back. It's like the potential of what could have been showed up for four nights got me all excited. I washed my balls for last night's game. I knew the sons Were gonna show up. And how does she show up? Dirty sweatpants and a shirt. Telling me, is sex all you think about? It's exactly what it was. The girl that was kind of like, hey, what happened? I thought we were. Ugh. And then you're like, well, I'm gonna leave then. And now she turns it back on. Oh, you can perform. You do look good when you try. Yeah, of course I do. Oh, little, little mouth hug, Little handy dandy. Get a couple of those old fashions in the car on the way home. Suddenly this old broad who had high potential at the beginning of the year looked good again. And once you said, you know what? I'm back in. Right back to the sweatpants and your dirty shirt. And the Celtics made sure to make her look like the non trying girl that you've had in your hands for a while. Boy, that game last night was brutal. Rough. Absolutely rough. Brady sent me this yesterday and I saw it another thing too. But the. Oh, before we get into that, you talked about this. This morning I got an email from somebody that said, are you still watching the Masked Singer? And I. Ironically, a couple weeks ago I did. And I still, I begged to, I beg to anyone watching this show, who is this for? Who in the world? Who is this for? If it's for kids, why do we reveal who's under the mask? Because who's under the mask is never somebody a kid knows.
[46:32]
John Holmberg
It's never anybody.
[46:32]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, it's never anybody. Like Anna Gasteyer was the one when I said the first time, I'm like, no kid watching the show cares that the. The puppet took its head off. And to reveal mid-90s middling Saturday night Live character Anna Gastire, no kid knew they'd rather just have the thing sing again. You know, have Bumblebee sing again, have Ladybug sing again. But the guesses, but the guesses for the one the other night, and this is how bad the show is. Dr. Ken is on there and he's standing on the table screaming, I know who it is. I know who it is. And he starts to rattle off whatever the clues were and he goes, I'm gonna go ahead and say it's George Clooney. Now, first off, there's no, absolutely no way George Clooney's gonna be on the Masked Singer. He always does his career. Is he guessed high and he's not joking. Do you know who it was, Brett.
[47:20]
Brett Vesely
Or is he joking?
[47:21]
John Holmberg
I don't know.
[47:22]
Brady Bogan
He guessed. George Clooney, the guy under the mask was Flavor Flav. That's how bad you miss.
[47:28]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Wow. And he's a doctor, right?
[47:30]
Brady Bogan
And you take the mask off and I'm like, there's Flavor Flav under the thing. And I'm like, who's this for? What kid is excited now that his favorite stuffed animal just became Flavor Flav? None. They don't know who Flavor Flav is. Adults don't want to watch the who is watching this. And it's like the number one show Fox has. It's been on for years. Last night you said who was the one that got revealed? Candice Cameron. Bure is underneath there.
[47:59]
Brett Vesely
Bure?
[47:59]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she's from the Full House and then she had the new Full House.
[48:05]
John Holmberg
Which nobody watched a Fuller House or something like that. Yeah.
[48:09]
Brady Bogan
So the ultimate disappointment for a child is who's under there? And it's some 43 year old woman who they don't know who.
[48:16]
Brett Vesely
Maybe that's what they're doing. Every, you know, week is hitting a different person in the family. That was for Mom. Mom's probably slave was for dad.
[48:26]
Brady Bogan
Who the hell's excited about Candace Cameron Gastar?
[48:30]
Brett Vesely
I don't know.
[48:30]
Brady Bogan
Kirk Cameron's sister, who's married to Pavel Bure is under there. Who's. Who's like, finally. Oh, it's Candace Cameron. Oh, my posters have legitimacy again. Who's excited about this? I don't understand the show. Are we that bored in America? That Masked Singer has the attention of millions. Are we all just high as a kite? You notice that the two things correlate the legalization of marijuana and the Masked Singer success are they're riding the same line up on the graph. It has to be that America's so high. The Masked Singer is starting to like, resonate with with them. But you can't guess George Clooney. That's like saying a Wolverine and the answer is Abraham Lincoln. It's like you can't be that wrong about your guess and still have a job.
[49:18]
John Holmberg
Even Robin Thicke looks at him sometimes. Really, dude?
[49:21]
Brady Bogan
Come on, Ken, let's make this better. We all know that Flavy Flav, like, oh, my God, it's Flavor. If that's Flavor Flav under there, sure enough, there he was. Can. There's no celebrity under that mask. That's. You're not going to reveal anything. One time they guessed Barack Obama. I almost threw a brick through my tv. Well, Obama has accomplished so much in his life. You know what, Michelle? I'm going to go ahead and take the offer of dancing as A giant purple dildo on masked singer. And I'll see if anybody can guess who I am. If you want my body, it's Barack Obama. Everybody can tell that's the President of the United States from 2008 to 2016. Yep. They nailed it.
[50:09]
Brett Vesely
Maybe he's already done it, but I'm wondering if we. Cato.
[50:14]
Brady Bogan
I wonder.
[50:15]
John Holmberg
But he would be the type that would be on that show.
[50:17]
Brett Vesely
Right.
[50:18]
Brady Bogan
But what kid is waiting for the bear to be Cato Kalin? How does it work? How do you reveal. Oh, it's Cato Caila. And you're gonna turn to your kids, go, oh, he's part of a major crime in 1994. And like, oh, well, I was born in 2008. This isn't for me or you.
[50:36]
John Holmberg
But even like you were talking about when you were talking about, like, at the RARA Room that one night, you were talking about Cato, and she was like, who?
[50:42]
Brady Bogan
Some didn't know.
[50:43]
John Holmberg
Yeah. And they're older than the. The kids, quote, unquote. Kids that you're.
[50:46]
Brady Bogan
But I didn't bring him in in a disguise.
[50:49]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[50:49]
Brady Bogan
And then pop the top off and have everybody. Everybody look at me, go, who the hell's that guy? The people who knew are like, oh, it's Kato Kalin. They're not excited. They're like, oh, that's okay. Why did you bring him in on the disguise? Because I'm. It's amazing, don't you think? It's like, not really. You've got to give me Barack Obama. If I came in with Barack Obama in a mess, I popped it off, the whole place would go bananas. Hey, guys, I brought another masked friend. And they're like, all right.
[51:15]
Brett Vesely
Didn't they do that? The press secretary, the. Sean.
[51:18]
Brady Bogan
Sean Spicer?
[51:19]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[51:19]
Brady Bogan
Nobody cares. It's Sean Spicer. It's like the prize in a Cracker Jack. It's almost inevitably always disappointing.
[51:27]
John Holmberg
Well, they had Corolla on there one time, and I'm not knocking Corolla, but, like, there are no kids wanting Adam Carolla.
[51:33]
Brady Bogan
Adam's girlfriend made him do that. Oh, I'm sure he's, you know, he got divorced and he's with some girl now, and I think he's doing stuff she likes. But I mean, I just. I mean, if you had a. If I did a masked friend every day, and it was some D level celebrity. Hey, look, it's Dale.
[51:50]
John Holmberg
Hell straight.
[51:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Okay. That's not a thing. You have hella straight. I put the mask back on. First of all, imagine how that costume. But if I'm breaking out Barack or the people. George. Watch this, guys. Click. George Clooney's under my thing. Suddenly I got myself a game. But to disappoint people every time the mask comes off with, oh, that's kind of pathetic. That's just not. It's not really a person. Like a bunch of backup quarterbacks. Just. Nobody cares.
[52:25]
Brett Vesely
Dale's a good singer.
[52:27]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I don't get it, man, but it's on. Copenhagen. Put it in my mouth. Copenhagen. That's Dale. Hell Street. Keep the mask on. Next. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense whenever I talk about this. Well, the kids love it. Yeah, the kids love the stuffy animals. Why the reveal? Just have a show where stuffed animals come out and sing to kids. That's. That's essentially what we're. But again, that's the only thing I can figure. The legalization of pot and the masked singer started about the same time.
[52:58]
John Holmberg
So here's the biggest celebrities they've had on there.
[53:00]
Brady Bogan
They've had a couple of them.
[53:02]
John Holmberg
Sarah Palin at number 21 as bear.
[53:05]
Brady Bogan
John Elway. Again. What kid is like, oh, my God, it's John Elway. Drew Carey, the host of the Price is Right. Dick van Dyke, who's 96. No kid knows who he is. Kirstie Alley. She's dead.
[53:19]
John Holmberg
Oh, look at the size of that suit.
[53:21]
Brady Bogan
And they put her in a baby mammoth costume, which I think is sort of rude. William Shatner, I saw that one. And again, the reveal was Donny Osmond.
[53:29]
John Holmberg
Still that big.
[53:30]
Brady Bogan
Sonny Osman is. Nobody wants to see Donny Osmond. These are guys that are all not selling tickets to a show. Gladys Knight, she's sick. I think those costumes give people stuff. Jewel was on there. That's just a sad fall from grace. Kermit the Frog.
[53:47]
John Holmberg
They had a.
[53:47]
Brady Bogan
Was inside of another costume. Jesus.
[53:50]
John Holmberg
I didn't see that.
[53:51]
Brady Bogan
I was telling you guys my theory about Rudy Giuliani was on there. So I just thought I'd come out here and do a little song or two. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Leann Rimes sings for a living. Why does she need this job?
[54:06]
John Holmberg
So is Patti LaBelle.
[54:07]
Brady Bogan
Patty LaBelle. None of them can sell tickets. They're all people who can't sell ticket. Billie Jean King, and she was dressed.
[54:13]
Brett Vesely
Up as Royal Hen. Sag it.
[54:17]
Brady Bogan
Everybody on this show that was a big star is dead now. Busta Rhymes was on there. I don't get it. I don't get it. But I, I think Caitlyn Jenner was on now. That was Reveal Yourself was pretty awesome.
[54:30]
John Holmberg
Lil Wayne. I don't understand the Vanessa Hutchins. I, I guess I can get that. Yeah, that's for a younger crowd.
[54:39]
Brady Bogan
Wouldn't they just want to go see her anyway?
[54:41]
John Holmberg
Well, you would think, like, why do.
[54:43]
Brady Bogan
You have to hide it? And number one, Timmy Lovato, who is nuts. And the biggest star ever, Kevin Hart. And that was early on, I think.
[54:52]
John Holmberg
But again, that was three kids ago for Nick Cannon.
[54:55]
Brett Vesely
Season 11 track back.
[54:57]
Brady Bogan
I know there's been 20 of them track back to when they legalized weed and the masked singer started to get an audience. I'm telling you, that's that there's there all these flower shops that opened up. The only potheads are watching this thing. Hey, man. And it's not like anybody's talking about that. We get it. The reason I'm talking about is we get updates. I get an update on my emails. It's on tmz. It's on like all sorts of news sources. Like, they're like, tomorrow we'll tell everybody because they're going to be talking about it at work. Did you guys watch Mass Singer? No one has ever said those words to me. Did you watch Masked Singer last night? No, it was Anna Gasteyer. So what? I'd rather go to an LPGA event. But what I did enjoy was yesterday all the stories that came out about them finding the. The CIA is now saying that the lost, you know, the raiders of Lost Ark. The Ark of the Covenant. Yeah, that they know where it is and they know it's found. And I'm not even sure what's up.
[55:58]
Brett Vesely
It's a document from.
[56:00]
John Holmberg
Not in the warehouse in Washington D.C.
[56:02]
Brady Bogan
No, that was the thing that we learned from Raiders of the Lost Ark. But again, like we talked about yesterday, movies tell us what's going to happen someday by kind of like easing us into stuff before we're shocked. But then I started reading about what's in the Ark of the Covenant and I'm like, oh, boy. Magic swords that spread oceans apart. And I'm like, oh, people are gonna.
[56:24]
John Holmberg
David KB will be excited about that.
[56:26]
Brady Bogan
And so the more I read it, the more I real. We can't ever admit to finding this if it is real because the whole war world would break into war because it would diminish. Like every religion would want to claim that they've got stake in this thing because it's from the Middle East. You know, there's Ties to everything. The. The magic powers of the sticks that are in it that make it so you can spread oceans and. And get rid of rivers.
[56:54]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. The manager of the Lost Ark kind of addressed it that they, you know.
[56:58]
Brady Bogan
But to me, that was around.
[57:00]
Brett Vesely
And decimate towns. Sure.
[57:02]
Brady Bogan
But to me, that. Yeah, the Ark of the Covenant would show up and blow up everything with its magic juice. And there are people who. I didn't realize. I thought it was just a bunch of gold. I thought they were just hauling a bunch of riches around.
[57:12]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, no, just designed for one thing.
[57:16]
Brady Bogan
Right. Magic wizard power.
[57:18]
Brett Vesely
Well, to hold the Ten Commandments.
[57:21]
Brady Bogan
Wizard power. Because if I found it, there's nothing in there. Because wouldn't it free itself if it's got all this magic that it can take a town out with command? Wouldn't just the mere wish of wanting to find it, it would reveal itself. Yeah, yeah.
[57:38]
Brett Vesely
You used to be able to hold.
[57:39]
Brady Bogan
The stick and wish it would kill an entire city.
[57:42]
Brett Vesely
Like, you'd open the lid like, they're at war. I don't know if it was Joshua, the Israelites or whatever.
[57:48]
Brady Bogan
It's bananas. So the more I read about it, the more I'm like, oh, no. Do you believe this is a thing?
[57:53]
Brett Vesely
The Ark of the Covenant?
[57:54]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Like, if they found it, we'd be like, finally, and we could go over to Afghanistan and just blow it up with our magic.
[57:59]
Brett Vesely
I don't know if it still would hold the. Like, what they're saying, the powers. But I think there's an Ark of the Covenant that had the.
[58:05]
Brady Bogan
But isn't that the Ark of the Covenant? If it doesn't have the powers, what is it?
[58:08]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Well, I mean, I think at the time that's what it was used for. I think it's.
[58:13]
Brady Bogan
So it doesn't have any juice anymore. Like, you could pick up. You'd pick up the stick and go, oh, this is what separated oceans. It doesn't work like, you know the.
[58:22]
Brett Vesely
The thing behind. They're arguing whether. Whether it was the. The lance that was on when Christ was crucified.
[58:30]
Brady Bogan
Sure. Like that thing that stabbed him in the leg. Yeah.
[58:33]
Brett Vesely
Or the shroud of.
[58:35]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[58:35]
Brady Bogan
But the stuff that made rivers stop flowing so people could walk across them. They don't work anymore.
[58:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. At that particular time, I don't think so.
[58:46]
Brady Bogan
It would just stop. Why are we looking for it then? It's just a st. Because that was.
[58:49]
Brett Vesely
Its purpose at the time.
[58:50]
Brady Bogan
You. Yeah, but if you. Like, you're just gonna cause more trouble if you're like, it doesn't work anymore. But this is it.
[58:55]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[58:55]
John Holmberg
Just plug the USB C inside of.
[58:57]
Brady Bogan
It and plug it back in. That's my point.
[59:01]
Brett Vesely
But. But you would want it like, if you were a believer. I think there are, you know, and you're saying you. You would want that to work because then it would say.
[59:09]
Brady Bogan
Right. Proof.
[59:10]
Brett Vesely
There's.
[59:10]
Brady Bogan
That's my point.
[59:11]
Brett Vesely
So that's the way.
[59:12]
Brady Bogan
Don't find it like holes in general, believers need to be the ones that stop looking for it because if it doesn't work, it diminishes everything you've said.
[59:23]
Brett Vesely
And then again, we don't know. Yeah. I mean, there's a part mystery. If it does work, get that covenant.
[59:30]
Brady Bogan
But. Right. If it did work, wouldn't people have kept an eye on this goddamn thing?
[59:36]
Brett Vesely
So you're seeing Operation Sun Peak, Sun Streak. Sorry.
[59:40]
Brady Bogan
Quit it. Quit looking for it because you're only going to disappoint yourself and then rile everyone up and it's going to lead to chaos. Live in the fantasy. Because if you ever find anything, you're like, you have another stuff juiced up anymore. It doesn't work like it used to. You just look like idiots. And then it's just gonna make everything useless. It better work. Remember when Indy put the thing in the ground and the magic eye and the sunlight hit it just right open it all up. That was neat. But you know what else? It was a movie.
[60:12]
Brett Vesely
There definitely had to have been. I mean, it's talked about so much throughout the. You know, like the Knights of the Templar. It's been moved several times even before that.
[60:22]
Brady Bogan
But I don't know, you know, how did they lose. Seems.
[60:26]
Brett Vesely
Well, there was a thought. One thought was, it's not lost. They know where it is. They just wasn't as the government or. It's in. In. In a temple that you're not allowed to go in.
[60:37]
Brady Bogan
Who.
[60:39]
Brett Vesely
Because of the. The. The government that. Where is it in.
[60:43]
John Holmberg
Wasn't the sandstorm that covered it up.
[60:45]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[60:47]
Brett Vesely
You know, they put in the warehouse.
[60:49]
John Holmberg
Well, yeah, but I mean, like, that's. Isn't that how they lost it? Wasn't our big sandstorm that buried everything or something?
[60:54]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah. So it was in the. Well, similar to that. But what they're saying it's in. It's buried underneath this temple that you're. They won't allow any.
[61:04]
John Holmberg
Where's the temple religious.
[61:06]
Brady Bogan
Who's in the temple? Why even have it? So it's just a big empty building that no one's allowed in. You Think that there's rumor that says that's the temple. No one's allowed in. The Ark of the Covenant's under and nobody's attacked.
[61:18]
Brett Vesely
That it says. A long standing religious legend, Ethiopia describes how the Ark of the Covenant was brought there by a man named Manelik who is supposedly the son of the Queen of Sheba, Israel's King Solomon.
[61:33]
Brady Bogan
But you're telling me we know where it is and no one has gone after it?
[61:37]
Brett Vesely
Well there's been a couple of.
[61:38]
Brady Bogan
They're all respecting the temple's wishes.
[61:41]
Brett Vesely
They're not allowed to check.
[61:42]
Brady Bogan
Brady, you're not allowed to bomb countries and they do it. You wouldn't. You don't think one group of people would have gone in there and said sorry about your rules about the temp. The government won't coming in. Ukraine didn't want Russia in there and they showed up. They say things that are horrible.
[62:01]
Dale Hellestrae
Radiate Updale Holmberg's morning sickness.
[62:09]
Brady Bogan
If the temple had the Ark of the Covenant in it, the believers would have flooded that temple.
[62:16]
Brett Vesely
Let's grease some palms. Get in there. I've been saying that.
[62:19]
Brady Bogan
Sorry. Sorry. Parks closed folks. Moose out front should have told you and everybody's. Everybody's adhered to this.
[62:25]
Brett Vesely
You're respecting the religion basically.
[62:27]
Brady Bogan
Since when?
[62:29]
Brett Vesely
It happens all the time.
[62:31]
Brady Bogan
Are you crazy? The Muslims are going to respect that. They're not going to try to destroy that. If we know where it is, they're going to be okay. But we're not allowed in there. That would be wrong.
[62:39]
John Holmberg
They're not respecting the Christians.
[62:40]
Brady Bogan
Nobody's respecting the Christians.
[62:41]
Brett Vesely
And the Christians, you know, exhuming a body just to double check a lot.
[62:46]
Brady Bogan
Of times it's not that because that's a dead body. This is the. This is the belief system of billions of people. You don't think anyone is going to breach that. You think the rules are too tight.
[62:55]
Brett Vesely
A certain reason also saying we're not going to let you destroy this thing to look to see if it's there and it's not there then you've just wrecked this.
[63:05]
Brady Bogan
Okay, but Somalia and Ethiopia again I don't have the. But I'm just saying those people are so tied to the rules despite being one of the most crooked places on the planet that they won't. They would not go in and get the richest check.
[63:21]
Brett Vesely
Check. Steal what they're.
[63:24]
Brady Bogan
You would have.
[63:24]
Brett Vesely
They're not letting in is like you know the archaeologists from the United States or other countries. Let's put us in the temple pirates.
[63:32]
Brady Bogan
That take Cargo ships. You're telling me that they wouldn't say, oh, the Ark of the Covenant is under that temple? And the pirates wouldn't have gone in there? No, it's against the rules. Because it's not there. Stop looking. It's the silliest thing. As I read it yesterday, I'm like, there are people who, if that were true, would die trying to get this thing. There's nothing stopping them. There's a government official. It's crazy to sit and think that the government officials could go, you're not allowed in there, but the Ark of the Covenant is in there. Right. You're not. And you're the poorest. You're the poorest country on the planet and you're not using it. No.
[64:09]
John Holmberg
We got top men on it.
[64:11]
Brady Bogan
Right. It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. So don't look for it. Stop looking. Or say you found it and say none of the stuff we thought was in there. And watch the world explode because we.
[64:22]
Brett Vesely
Learned from Indiana Jones, you just. You don't want anyone to have.
[64:25]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, right. Because it would turn like the end of Indiana Jones. The lesson was, if this gets in the wrong hands, every. The whole. The whole world's gonna explode. Because it's gonna make people. Their whole belief systems will be shattered. The CIA announcing, though. Yeah, we know where it is, guys. Don't. This is gonna be all wars start with this crap. And I want it. Like, if it does still work, why aren't we using it? Yeah, why Hitler wouldn't have gone in there and gotten that. That's the whole point of Raiders Lost Ark. It's like, if I get hold of this, I win.
[65:00]
Brett Vesely
And you saw what happened. They got a hold of it.
[65:03]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And it melted again.
[65:04]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Evil. Evil.
[65:06]
Brady Bogan
And they put it back. Yeah, but in the movie, they did the right thing by putting it back.
[65:11]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[65:11]
Brady Bogan
There's no way. There's no way. Once that thing is known, it doesn't get used. If you can have magic sticks, Melton, Germans doing it for fun, lightning bolt.
[65:22]
Brett Vesely
That ran through the hole.
[65:23]
Brady Bogan
It's so weird that adults still are like, oh, yeah, it's in there. And then, like, your immediate response was, yeah, but none of that stuff's been charged for years, so it wouldn't work. And I'm like, well, then what's the point? What's the point of.
[65:35]
Brett Vesely
I don't know.
[65:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it can't work anymore. Because I think deep down everybody knows. We better not get our hopes up that this stuff's Actually gonna provide any sort of, you know, proof.
[65:46]
John Holmberg
I only get a day out of my iPhone. There's no way that thing is still charged. There's no way.
[65:50]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they lost it in 500. And again, biblical people. I don't understand why you guys keep losing everything. Oh, that got lost. I'm like, wasn't that the most important thing in the world? Where's Jesus? Oh, we lost it. You lost the body wrap Jesus was in? Yeah. Wasn't he sort of important? Shouldn't you have been there for. Yeah, we lost all that stuff. We got none of the evidence at all. None.
[66:12]
Brett Vesely
But now there's a heated debate on that. It's been that way for years.
[66:16]
Brady Bogan
You don't think.
[66:17]
Brett Vesely
Shroud of Turin.
[66:19]
Brady Bogan
That's been.
[66:19]
Brett Vesely
And it's not doing the.
[66:21]
Brady Bogan
It's not. It. The, the DNA. The Ten Commandments weren't something people. We lost the. The Territorial cup, the U of A. ASU cup. And it was a laughing riot. Like, nobody kept an eye on this thing.
[66:34]
John Holmberg
And in somebody's attic or something like.
[66:35]
Brady Bogan
That, some dude had it in the attic. Nobody thought it was important enough to keep an eye on for like 80 years. Yeah, the Ten Commandments get lost. We don't know where they are. They're in the Ark of the Covenant. Where's that? Nobody knows where any of this stuff is.
[66:48]
Brett Vesely
You'd think, who's the last army that had it? And then what did you guys do? Then they moved it from a couple different towns.
[66:56]
Brady Bogan
Everyone lost records. Suddenly everyone lost interest. Like they used to have to move it around because everybody was chasing it so much. And so he's like, nah, we put it in a temple that you're not allowed in. It's like shooting. No dogs alive.
[67:08]
Brett Vesely
Buried under the stone.
[67:09]
Brady Bogan
I mean, just. Do we not have logic at all on the planet anymore that you're like, people just stop looking for what would be the most earth shattering thing.
[67:18]
Brett Vesely
There are people looking, but they're. They're limited.
[67:21]
Brady Bogan
What does that mean?
[67:22]
Brett Vesely
They aren't allowed? You know, I think it's in this temple.
[67:26]
Brady Bogan
You're saying people have it. If there's people stopping you from getting it.
[67:32]
Brett Vesely
I'm saying.
[67:33]
Brady Bogan
You're saying there are people saying, no.
[67:35]
Brett Vesely
You can't have it.
[67:36]
Brady Bogan
It's right here.
[67:36]
Brett Vesely
You're not allowed telling them you're crazy in a way that you're like, we think it's in your temple there.
[67:43]
Brady Bogan
Okay?
[67:44]
Brett Vesely
It's not. We're not letting you dig up the temple.
[67:49]
Brady Bogan
I'll get two guys from home. Depot. And we'll start two miles away from that temple, and we'll get there, see? See, I need a tunnel to the Ark of the Covenant, see? How much do you need? $8. Okay. Dig Poncho.
[68:03]
John Holmberg
They got El Chapo out of a J Lying there of the Covenant in the shower.
[68:09]
Brady Bogan
This is something that, like, no, you're not allowed in, like. Yeah, we better respect that. That's only the most important thing in man.
[68:15]
Brett Vesely
These are just the. The things that I've seen on it and the specials that they've had because it's.
[68:19]
Brady Bogan
It's. It's pablum for the dumb to sit back. Well, we have guards at the temple just in case people try to get in there.
[68:25]
Brett Vesely
Going to leave me hanging? You can't get into that to check.
[68:28]
Brady Bogan
You're not allowed in.
[68:29]
Brett Vesely
Why not?
[68:29]
Brady Bogan
But the most. The most important thing in the history of man might be under here. We're not interested in that. Our temple means more.
[68:36]
John Holmberg
Well, remember the guards guarding the chalice? Those old dudes? I mean, just go in there and get it. Just walk right by him. Not a big deal.
[68:42]
Brady Bogan
Choose wisely. Out of the way, ghost boy.
[68:45]
Brett Vesely
You saw what happens if you cross the seal. You can't get rid of the chalice.
[68:50]
Brady Bogan
Good. Choose wisely. Oh, suddenly you're Howie Mandel. Is this deal or no deal? Poor. You chose poorly. Well, it was a one in five. What's with the extra chalices? Ikea. Give me the thing.
[69:05]
Brett Vesely
Now that's a chalice of a carpenter.
[69:07]
Brady Bogan
It's just so stupid. And the more I read about it, the more I'm like, oh, my God, the dumb are going to fire up on this thing if we're not careful. And one of the dumbest arguments I've heard, Brady, is there are people who know where it is and we're just not allowed in there. And there are people who think it, but they just. They put their hands up and say, stay out.
[69:24]
Brett Vesely
People would say, no, it's not there. It's here. And this. Okay.
[69:27]
Brady Bogan
You would kill whoever's standing in front of the door to get the most important thing in man's history, if it's real, or even just take a chance to look for it. Nobody wants to bury history.
[69:41]
Brett Vesely
Like this. If this document, the CIA document from 1998 operation, they have it. They pull out the Ark of Covenant. It is real.
[69:51]
Brady Bogan
Awesome.
[69:51]
Brett Vesely
Does that change?
[69:52]
Brady Bogan
Of course. It's called proof. Of course.
[69:58]
Dale Hellestrae
Why wouldn't it?
[69:59]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but it also changes it for Shinto. All the Eastern religions, the polytheism Muslim. It changes it for everyone. And there will be a massive war to destroy that thing. So, yes, it would change.
[70:17]
Brett Vesely
Maybe that's why they're hiding it.
[70:19]
Brady Bogan
But that's so stupid, because whoever they are, we've never done that with anything else, right? They. The hiders of the thing. There's three dudes that are like, bro, what do you do for a living? I guard the Ark of the Covenant. I mean, I guard an IKEA parking lot. Oh, I thought you said Ark of the Covenant. At first. It's just so ridiculously dumb. And then when I read this and the more of the powers that are in it, and I'm like, oh, no. This is gonna make dumb people really sad when they pull out nothing. I should have Geraldo Rivera go to that temple you're talking about and unearth the nothing. And you're not allowed in here. You're not allowed. I know you guys think the Ark of the Covenant's under here, but we're not. We have zero curiosity. We have no. Finally. Yeah. We're an entire society of no curiosity. We understand that you guys think that the Ark of the Covenant's under our building, but our building is awesome, so no looking, please. It's a convenient excuse, and it's stupid. But, yeah, the CIA, evidently, you know, there are people saying, yeah, we know what it is. You know how they.
[71:20]
Brett Vesely
And it's such a wild opera. I mean, if you read about it.
[71:23]
Brady Bogan
Do you know who.
[71:24]
Brett Vesely
Psychics.
[71:24]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, the psychics.
[71:26]
Brett Vesely
You know, their visions. They draw this map, and the one, you know, came up with the described, basically, the. The Ark.
[71:33]
Brady Bogan
That's the thing that when I'm like, wow, what a headline. CIA might know where the Covenant of the. And then you read, and you're like, through the help of psychics.
[71:40]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[71:41]
Brady Bogan
I'm like, no, that's gotta be proven to me to be pretty cool. And if you are a psychic and you know where it is, wouldn't you pay like Elon Musk immediately to go, by the way, my psychic power? I just need your help. And you would go get it. No, psychic is not gonna want to be the biggest thing on the planet to say, I'm a psychic, and I know I'm great at it, and I know where all this stuff is, and, you know, no one will listen to me. It's like, well, I'll listen. Let's go dig it up. Well, you're not allowed. Then. You're a useless psychic.
[72:14]
Brett Vesely
But they've used, you know, certain law enforcement or whatever have Used a psychic or like, dig here, Dig it. You know, whether it's looking for a body or, you know, and some of them, one or two have nailed it one time.
[72:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[72:29]
Brett Vesely
I think this is where this missing person is.
[72:31]
Brady Bogan
David Morgan makes a good point. So, John, you're missing the most important part of Brady's location argument. It's Somalia. No one, even Somalians, want to go there. So the Ark of the Covenant's safe. That's true. In order to go there, you had to deal with Somalians.
[72:42]
John Holmberg
And is that where it's supposedly at?
[72:45]
Brady Bogan
Who knows? Somalia, Ethiopia. But the CIA isn't a guy. It is, but I don't think anybody sees that. The dumb juice is flowing pretty hard on this. But you lost the Ten Commandments.
[73:00]
John Holmberg
It's not like losing your car keys.
[73:01]
Brady Bogan
Right. You didn't care that much about it if you lost it. It's the most important thing in the history of man. Of all time. Where is it? God, I don't know. Dave had it last. Where did you put it, Dave? I gave it to some Somalian guys. Oh. They left with it. They took it. All right, well, we'll just tell people about it then. We don't really actually need physical proof. Hopefully they bury it in a place with guards and never tell anybody it's there. You chose plurally. Yeah. That's the only thing that makes sense to us is Raiders of the Lost Ark and that dumb ghost.
[73:33]
Dale Hellestrae
You chose poorly.
[73:37]
Brady Bogan
Marion. He's not gonna give me that cup. But it would look so good on our mantle. You go get that. Anyway, it was interesting, and I did a lot of reading about it yesterday, and I realized, my God, there's still like 4 or 5 billion really stupid mother on this planet. Holy smokes. It's just, you know, that and Noah's Ark. Stop looking. Live with it as a story.
[74:05]
Brett Vesely
According to the CIA document that they're talking about, they. They say it's. They believe employed. Certain employed individuals allegedly believe that it still has paranormal.
[74:19]
Brady Bogan
You haven't said a word. There wasn't a start.
[74:21]
Brett Vesely
Paranormal. Paranormal capabilities. It still does.
[74:24]
Brady Bogan
Oh, they think it does.
[74:25]
Brett Vesely
That's according to some of the employed individuals for the CIA that they say they're like the document says, oh, yeah, we know where it is, and it.
[74:34]
Brady Bogan
Still has out of Earth capabilities. And we're not interested in getting it.
[74:40]
Brett Vesely
Believe it might have paranormal capability.
[74:43]
Brady Bogan
And they know where it is. And we're not going down there and getting it because the guard at the temple said no.
[74:50]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I guess they shut down Project Sun Street.
[74:54]
Brady Bogan
Do you hear the stupid in all this? Oh, yeah, yeah.
[75:00]
Brett Vesely
The fact that there's a document, you know, documents that are coming out.
[75:04]
Brady Bogan
So it's all to build another Raiders of the Lost Ark. That's all. I think Harrison Ford's gotta be better than the Christmas God. Christmas skull is so bad. This is. Brady doesn't believe anything from Indiana Jones except that a refrigerator saves lives. That is true. Do the Crystal skull. The refrigerator saved lives.
[75:24]
Brett Vesely
They don't build like they used to.
[75:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's a weird thing, man, but yeah. And it started to pop up all over the news. You sent me the thing yesterday. And then it was. I don't know if that's my algorithm or what just because I opened it. But I must have had 15 or 20 different stories about the CIA and all the news things I look at and I'm.
[75:43]
Brett Vesely
Same thing. If you, you know, open that stuff up, that. That kind of stuff, you know, it's fascinating to read about.
[75:49]
Brady Bogan
I'm how dumb everybody's got to be to go wow. Yeah. We'll never know. Like they. Like they deep down know that if we found it would be bad. But oh my goodness, it's. And then it probably has some supernatural powers would change the planet pretty heavily. We're gonna leave it there like. No, we would never do that. We mine and dig for anything that can make somebody billions of dollars. If that thing had the ability to stop rivers and manipulate entire societies, somebody would get it. Someone would want that. Bin Laden and his crew. Oh, man, you don't think they would have. By the way, guys, we got the Ark of the Covenant. We're in these caves. Real quick announcement. You're pretty badly great. Bin Laden's got the Ark. I thought the temple guy kept him out. Evidently, he didn't do his job that day. It's terrible. I mean, you're not allowed to take anything from anywhere. Why are we so. Well, that's one place you can go to Burger King today. They say, you know, you're not allowed to have what's in the caches. Just people will still do it until.
[76:57]
Brett Vesely
We find that one person that can pull Excalibur out of this film.
[77:01]
Brady Bogan
Is it still there?
[77:03]
Brett Vesely
I don't know.
[77:03]
Brady Bogan
Nobody knows where that is either. So important.
[77:06]
John Holmberg
It was a Disneyland in that.
[77:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I remember. That was kind of cool. That was neat. I couldn't do it either, for some reason. Everyone in line. It's still there. And it still cost you a couple bucks to try. Well, if Disneyland had it, it Would make sense. Tomorrowland. Ark of the Covenant Land. It's the real one. Like, yeah, that would make sense to me. If the Eisner's picked that up.
[77:26]
John Holmberg
The imagineers found it somewhere in Somalia or what?
[77:30]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, two guys in Mickey hats went by and went, how about that? We dug under this temple and sure enough, or sure, it I should say, there it was. Yeah, says when my TV remote is lost, all family function ceases until that remote returns.
[77:48]
John Holmberg
But damn right, the Ark and the.
[77:50]
Brady Bogan
Ten Commandments, ah, they'll show up at some point. There's no real reason to look for that. That's what kills me, caa, telling dumb people we know where it all is. We know where your Ten Commandments are. Well, can we see him? There's a temple with a guy at the front. He's in VIP security, real straight and nobody's allowed it.
[78:07]
John Holmberg
Can't get behind the red.
[78:09]
Brady Bogan
Can't get behind. It's great. Between the masked singer and that, I realize why the masked singer is important. There's a lot of people are working on about three brain cells. It drives me crazy that I share a road with some of these folks that are like, well, yeah, if we ever found it, we could prove. And then we'd shoot out there and stop that Colorado river and what? Yeah, it's pretty amazing stuff. You don't want that. There's a guard, you see, and he's kind, he's very strict.
[78:36]
Brett Vesely
Just crack the seal of it just a little bit. Zap something real quick.
[78:41]
Brady Bogan
The whole point of our existence is to find out why we're here and that can reveal it. If it's real and we don't go digging for it. Come on.
[78:52]
Brett Vesely
Oh, there's people digging.
[78:53]
Brady Bogan
No, there's not. You just said there's not.
[78:55]
Brett Vesely
Well, no, they've. They've. The one you know, group has found a dead end. They can't. Where they think where it was VIPs. And they could. And that one, you know, was years.
[79:04]
Brady Bogan
Ago because Trent and Allen are in the parking lot. Government access yellow tape means no more from here on because you guys are getting awfully close to the mystery of life, bruh. Bruh. I make $21 an hour, I've got two kids. Mystery Life is under my feet every day. And I'll be God damned if you're gonna dig on my time. Sorry, Allen and Trent said we can't dig any further. Let's go home. I've wasted my entire life looking for this thing. We think we've got it. But there's VIP security, so maybe the.
[79:35]
Brett Vesely
Trump and Musk will say, you know what?
[79:37]
Brady Bogan
You don't think Donald Trump would.
[79:40]
Brett Vesely
Let's go, Gabe.
[79:40]
Brady Bogan
You don't think Donald Trump would go, you know what? I'm gonna go get the Ark of the Covenant and I'm gonna own it. You don't think he. He's like, no, this is time this article came out. I know exactly where it is. But Trent and Allen are very good security guards. Like, you don't think Donald Trump would go get it?
[79:55]
Brett Vesely
Oh, no, I do. Well, yeah, right. The same. Isn't the same organization. The CIA is the one that has a whole department that puts out fake stories, too.
[80:08]
Brady Bogan
No, I think that's cnn.
[80:11]
Brett Vesely
No, I thought it was designed. They have stuff that puts out.
[80:16]
Brady Bogan
Oh, sure, there's manipulation stories, Wag the dog stuff and things like that. So you think that's this.
[80:20]
Brett Vesely
Well, why wouldn't it? I mean, it could be, couldn't it? If it's.
[80:24]
Brady Bogan
But why would you do it? Like, what's the end game? To rile up the religion.
[80:28]
Brett Vesely
It's still keeping the. The beliefs. Well, let's go get it. But then this. Would, you think, create a stronger urge to get that?
[80:39]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it would cause. It would cause more. More trouble than good to say, we know where it is, it's real. And then the people who believe it be like, we're going to go get that.
[80:47]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[80:48]
Brady Bogan
And so it is real. Oh, yeah. It's 100. Okay. I'm quitting everything I do. That's now my quest in life.
[80:53]
Brett Vesely
Prove it.
[80:54]
Brady Bogan
Well, no, you wouldn't ask the. I had to prove it. You'd have lunatics go looking, and they'd tear tops off of everything to find it. Brady, you've seen the Easter keg hunt people who have.
[81:05]
Brett Vesely
We should do that this year.
[81:07]
John Holmberg
Find the Ark of the Covenant. Yeah.
[81:09]
Brady Bogan
Five grand to the first person that brings me the Ark of the Covenant. I'll do it. Screw this. Bring your kegs back all day. If you bring me the Ark of the Covenant, I'll get a tattoo of Brady with Jesus and all over my body.
[81:20]
Brett Vesely
Get a higher, though. Five grand.
[81:21]
Brady Bogan
No, look, that's all we've got. It's a radio thing. We're in a death spiral. The whole business is dying. If you want to keep getting paid, we can't start handing listings all that cash. KUPD's doing great, but, I mean, this business is in trouble. KUPD is keeping all the other radio stations in this company afloat. Let's not fool ourselves. Start handing out 20, 30 million. Although if you brought us the Ark of the Covenant, I think we get.
[81:41]
John Holmberg
A little more coverage, we might give you 10 grand.
[81:45]
Brady Bogan
You know what? I'm with you. If I get a piece of that operation, like, I want a percentage of the Covenant, it's the weirdest thing I've ever read. And then to have it be taken.
[81:54]
Brett Vesely
Someone put a bounty on it.
[81:55]
Brady Bogan
But the thing is a bounty on it.
[81:57]
John Holmberg
It's just like an unspoken bounty. Somebody's gonna pay for that.
[82:00]
Brady Bogan
I just like that you kind of believe that Donald Trump would be like, well, I'm gonna keep that under wraps. Like, he doesn't do any of that. He's a guy that, like, this is.
[82:07]
Brett Vesely
Why I. I want to know his. I would love. He had to read this story or, I don't know.
[82:12]
Brady Bogan
And they won't even reveal the Kennedy assassination stuff all the way.
[82:16]
John Holmberg
He would have it in the Oval Office as a coffee table with his feet kicked up on it. If he could find that thing. Oh, yeah.
[82:21]
Brady Bogan
Have you guys ever seen the Potomac flowing right now?
[82:25]
John Holmberg
Exactly.
[82:26]
Brady Bogan
Watch. This would stop the Potomac. I did that. That's me. Because I was saying.
[82:32]
Brett Vesely
He just cracks it real quick.
[82:33]
Brady Bogan
Look, Brady, I was shot in Butler, Pennsylvania, earlier this year. And I believe God kept me alive so I could control the Ark of the Covenant and start stopping the flow of rivers blowing up and decimating cities. You know what I call them? Real whole towns. And I blow those up with my Covenant. It's the Trump Ark. That's what we call the Ark of America. I don't know what Covenant is. The Covenant of America. We're changing the name. You're telling me that everybody's just adhered to the rule? Don't look for it. I find that to be astonishingly dumb here.
[83:02]
Brett Vesely
Trump just. I'm gonna crack the lid a bit.
[83:04]
Brady Bogan
Just open it up. Turn away. Imagine, look, his press conference in the back. That glowing gold thing. You guys aren't gonna believe this, and I am. I'm gonna open it. I'm gonna open it today. I'm pretty sure I found the Ark of the Covenant. I'm almost positive. So I've chosen wisely. And I believe Brady's wrong. I got right past Trent and Allen, VIP security. By the way, great job. For hundreds of years, thousands even, they've held. They've held us under wraps. But they couldn't stop the old Trump musk combo. So we went down there and we got it. It's right behind me. Elon, you gonn Elon, I'd like you to open it. People are going to be blown away. That's right, Elon. Elon and I are right here together. And we're gonna open the Ark of the Covenant at 7:00 tonight on Trump TV, which is a brand new channel. You can get it. It's streaming now. You telling me that that dude's gonna keep that under wraps and see the CIA doesn't go? Mr. President. What is it? I'm very busy, Very busy. I'm watching a lot of television right now. George Cluti's on 60 Minutes. Terrible act. Okay, we found the Ark of the Covenant. All right, I'm gonna need this. I'm gonna need this.
[84:09]
Brett Vesely
It would change. Motorcade would have the Covenant fallen with her. He'd travel with it everywhere.
[84:16]
Brady Bogan
It would be. He would be carried around like Xerxes with this thing under him. And so would I. I hope I stumble on it. Alan. Trent. Did I just find the Ark of the Covenant?
[84:27]
Dale Hellestrae
You did.
[84:28]
John Holmberg
You chose wisely, bro.
[84:29]
Brady Bogan
Hey, Alan. Trent. I don't know why you guys haven't thought of this. I'll split it with you.
[84:34]
John Holmberg
Trent, you idiot.
[84:35]
Brady Bogan
We should have done this years ago. Okay, Holmberg, we'll do it. I don't get it, but it's news everywhere. And somehow or another we gotta take that seriously. Oh, there's a lot of dumb people out there. Sorry. I'll get off my Rogan soapbox right now. But you guys are dumb. There's a lot of dumb people. And we use psychics. I. Psychics? Don't get me started on that. Now. That'll be another hour and a half. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treats? Hopefully not the Arc of the Covenant.
[85:07]
John Holmberg
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[85:38]
Brady Bogan
There you go.
[85:39]
John Holmberg
On the list. Papa Roach, Deftones Board for Brady's brother, Meredith Brooks Bitch for Brady, because that's what he's treating like Metallica's Ain't my Bitch for Brady.
[85:50]
Brady Bogan
Brady's brother is getting all the love this morning.
[85:52]
John Holmberg
Anthrax, Lindsey Buckingham. Holiday Road for Brady's Ramstein Danzig. Allison chains the warning more because Tom wanted more on his vacation. 7 Dust bitch for Brady and Toxicity for Tom's trip as well.
[86:09]
Brady Bogan
System of A Down. Toxicity is pretty good. We'll go with that. All right. That's solid stuff. Yeah, I've read this before too. A guy says, do you know that they have another one just said a Pride of Coronado Checking and Phoenix equivalent of the ARC is under Banquin Ballpark, Chase Field. Ken Kendrick's baseball card collections under there. They've had to move it a few times because despite security, people are still trying to get to it. Baseball cards?
[86:36]
John Holmberg
Honest Wagner. Arkham Covenant.
[86:38]
Brady Bogan
You know meth heads dig up copper wires.
[86:41]
John Holmberg
Oh yeah?
[86:43]
Brady Bogan
You think meth heads aren't gonna sit back and go, the temple guards are pretty good.
[86:48]
John Holmberg
Can you imagine what Byron would offer us at MMP for the Ark of the Covenant? Man, would he resell a hundred thousand? You know, up to $100,000.
[86:56]
Brady Bogan
We can get a loan on it. Oh my God. You know, that seems about right. Yeah. What does it do? Well, it glows. You stop rivers and lakes and stuff and decimate cities.
[87:07]
John Holmberg
Sit.
[87:08]
Brady Bogan
I'll give you 80 grand for that. I was looking for the full pull here, Byron. Look, I gotta make money too. There's margin. Okay? 80,000 is fair. It's top 6,000. Yeah. You got a deal. It's a moo money pawn at MMP. Guns in the. In the back there. The arc of the having it. We're going to lose it though, for sure. System of a down toxicity. It's 98 KUPD.
[87:30]
Dale Hellestrae
Wake him up.
[87:35]
Brady Bogan
It's out of control now.
[87:37]
Dale Hellestrae
98. Morning sickness.
[87:47]
Brady Bogan
My goodness, my email search non stop. Leave me alone. It's all fun though. I want that ARC to be found, that's for damn sure. Oh, it's time now. Thank you, darling. And have Brett go get me something. You'll hear it in a second. There it is. The sweet elixir of a dry throat. Brady.
[88:09]
Brett Vesely
I'd like it to be found too.
[88:11]
Brady Bogan
The Ark.
[88:12]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[88:12]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. All right, we'll get to looking. And it's a. We've saw like a guy emailed and said, I guess if we use Brady's thoughts, we could solve all crimes by just putting Ark of the Covenant inside. Please, no touching. And everybody would respect that. No more crime. Crazy. And don't do like I did and get into that. That rabbit hole. It just. It just never ends. It stupid article after stupid article. But it is fascinating that there is a search still for that stuff. I got into the one yesterday with Noah's ark. There are people who have spent their entire lives and fortunes. It's Bigfoot. And they're like but if I. But. And the. Because in the end result. If they find it. Oh my. But they won't because it's a story. We can't. You're not doing that. But it would be neat to see like this is that. That's for sure. It just covered in poo. And it would be pretty big. There's a good story. And then you just see me tipping my cap going, all right then, nice job, gang. You proved it. But until then, I'm nothing. It is time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. If you live here in Arizona, you got to have the shade and it's available to you from all Pro Shade Concepts. They'll get it on your house. They'll get you the roll down sides. They'll get you the awnings, whatever. You want to make shade in your backyard and add square footage essentially to your house by building a shady space. When the sun starts rolling in here, it gets a little hotter, a little hotter and a little hotter. Keep your cement cooler and all the stuff around your pool better. And all you have to do is go allprochade.com get that done. Brady report it.
[90:00]
Brett Vesely
Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.
[90:02]
Brady Bogan
Hi.
[90:03]
Brett Vesely
Happy opening day, LB. Happy birthday to. It's National Viagra Day. 27 years old today.
[90:11]
Brady Bogan
Well, hello, 27 years of Viagra.
[90:17]
Brett Vesely
The first drug FDA approval was 27, right?
[90:21]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Because it was blood pressure before that. Trying to help out with blood pressure and it turned out it just electric boners.
[90:29]
Brett Vesely
A couple of baseless fun facts. Chevy. Chevy Chase. Played in a band in college with Stevie Dan. Yeah, yeah, up there.
[90:38]
Brady Bogan
It was Bard College. Is that where it was?
[90:41]
Brett Vesely
I think that's right.
[90:43]
Brady Bogan
I don't remember exactly.
[90:46]
Brett Vesely
The official medical term for butt crack.
[90:51]
Brady Bogan
I know this. Damn it. What is it?
[90:54]
Brett Vesely
Intergluteural cleft.
[90:55]
Brady Bogan
Cleft, that's right. It's my cleft plumber's crack. I saw a guy, I rode my bike a little yesterday on the canals and I saw a guy as you go the canals. He's in his backyard and he's Doing some work. I've never seen, like. Yeah, I understand every once while you're working a little bit, your clothes loosen up. They get a little. His jeans were so low that I saw like that teddy bear hair that comes out of the. I mean, like. Like it was just covered. It was all the way past the B hole. Air was touching the B hole and he didn't even reach to pull him up. As a guy's driving, like I'm. I'm 12, 15ft above him on the canal, looking down, and he's just pants off, b hole out, got tools in his hand.
[91:40]
Brett Vesely
That was his version of a peacock.
[91:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[91:42]
Brett Vesely
Little hair, I guess presenting.
[91:46]
Brady Bogan
It was gross, but it was like hair. And it was, you know, normal ass crack. Normal ass crack. And then there's the. Here we found the. The Amazon. Brutal. Pull your pants up. You've got a feel when your butthole's got air on it. Right.
[92:02]
John Holmberg
You would think, like, if you even.
[92:03]
Brady Bogan
Came up to me right now and went through my pants, I'd be like, hey, whoa. Air on the butthole. You gotta feel that.
[92:13]
Brett Vesely
Here are the top five baseball questions we've been googling. What does po mean?
[92:21]
Brady Bogan
Huh?
[92:21]
Brett Vesely
What does po mean?
[92:23]
Brady Bogan
People are asking that pissed off.
[92:26]
Brett Vesely
Put out for baseball for.
[92:28]
Brady Bogan
These are the baseball put up on a. On a scorecard.
[92:31]
Brett Vesely
Yep.
[92:31]
Brady Bogan
Not like on text. Like when someone says, I'm P up.
[92:34]
Brett Vesely
Right.
[92:35]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
[92:36]
Brett Vesely
How much do minor league baseball.
[92:38]
Brady Bogan
These are baseball?
[92:39]
Brett Vesely
Yes. Oh, you're the top five questions we've been googling for baseball.
[92:43]
Brady Bogan
You didn't add that part in you. Just the top five things we've been googling. Okay, go ahead.
[92:49]
Brett Vesely
How much do minor league players make?
[92:53]
Brady Bogan
It depends. There's contracts for those guys.
[92:56]
Brett Vesely
Sometimes as little as 20. 20,000 to 36,000 a year, depending on the league they're in. Used to be less. They got a raise in 2023.
[93:05]
Brady Bogan
I was going to be an umpire once. I had a dream to go to Hunter Wendelstedt's umpiring school.
[93:10]
Dale Hellestrae
I had a dream.
[93:11]
Brady Bogan
I had a dream. This was big. And I'm like, this is my future. There's a rain delay for the Cubs and Hunter Wendelstead as an umpire. That was his dad. It wasn't Hunter. It was his dad, Harry. Harry and Harry started a umpire school in Florida. And they started to talk about it, and I made a phone call and I'm like, I'm all in on this. This. And then I did a little research. Pre Internet. What does this entail? They sent me all sorts of books and pamphlets and things. And it's like umpires can make up to $200,000 a year. This back in the 90s. And I'm like, oh my God, I can do this. And it takes you about eight or nine to ten years to break into the majors. You got to go through and you start in this farm league and all they pay you is food and travel. You make like $8 a game and then they'll like, if you're in the. If you're in the league, you do that. That you don't get hired for that right away. You have to do like local softball games and like get jobs as high school and stuff like that. You're like, you have to earn your way in. But if you have the Harry Wendelstead card with you could have gone. I don't know if that school's still there. Umpires are now pulling in tons of money. And I think it's because they started a school and they all got real like credentials before, man, I was so close. And then I had a girlfriend at the time and I told her I was going to fly to Florida and it was going to be about five months of our relationship. And she started crying so hard that I just stayed at the restaurant because she couldn't be Brady. She couldn't bear to be without me. The second I said I got to take a little trip for a future baby.
[94:47]
Brett Vesely
Don't go.
[94:48]
Brady Bogan
I know, I know. The dick can't be cross country. This is too. You're. You're in love with it. I can't be without it. Come to Florida with me. Well, that's dumb. You're right.
[94:58]
Brett Vesely
I'm staying.
[94:59]
Brady Bogan
And so then I didn't go and my dream died. And then I spent the next few years at a restaurant. And then you and I started working together. So. Dreams die. Kids just don't believe. Don't believe your life will ever work out, because it won't.
[95:12]
Brett Vesely
Another question. How heavy is a baseball?
[95:15]
John Holmberg
That I don't know.
[95:16]
Brady Bogan
Nine ounces?
[95:18]
Brett Vesely
Less than five ounces.
[95:19]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
[95:24]
Brett Vesely
What does OPS mean on base percentage.
[95:28]
Brady Bogan
Plus plus plus slugging. That's right.
[95:31]
Brett Vesely
How long are baseball games? That's the last question.
[95:35]
Brady Bogan
27 ounce per side. Unless there's ties.
[95:38]
Brett Vesely
Well, they're saying how long do they last?
[95:39]
Brady Bogan
It depends. Depends on the pitcher.
[95:41]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Well, the average hit an all time high. 3 hours and 10 minutes in 2021.
[95:47]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[95:48]
Brett Vesely
But the pitch clock arrived.
[95:50]
Brady Bogan
It's like 2, 4.
[95:51]
Brett Vesely
They're down to 2 hours and 36 minutes. Last year.
[95:55]
Brady Bogan
Which is perfect.
[95:56]
John Holmberg
Thank God for that pitch clock.
[95:57]
Brady Bogan
I didn't think that would help, but it did. Spring training game with a bunch of hits and walks was still only three hours.
[96:05]
Brett Vesely
The Washington Post says the old school braces are cool now. The metal braces for your legs, for your teeth.
[96:12]
Brady Bogan
Oh. Oh. Thought you're talking about thrillers. Thrillers back. Those kids with limps are the coolest kids in the world.
[96:20]
Brett Vesely
An orthodontist in Tucson, Arizona told them kids beg for metal braces now instead of the things like the Invisalign. They think it's because of like a little Uzi verse.
[96:35]
Brady Bogan
Mm. It looks like a grill.
[96:38]
Brett Vesely
Of influencers and celebrities have made a trendy.
[96:41]
Brady Bogan
It looks like a grill. I always think when people like when rappers or Lamar Jackson flashes that thing, it looks like he's got thick braces.
[96:49]
Brett Vesely
Fake braces have also become a thing on Etsy, but experts say don't do can cause infections. Tooth damage.
[96:57]
Brady Bogan
What are fake braces?
[96:59]
Brett Vesely
I guess you can get stickers like.
[97:01]
John Holmberg
The press on nails. Just stick them on there.
[97:03]
Brett Vesely
Or like it's a mouthpiece that goes over. Just over the teeth maybe. That look like you have braces on.
[97:08]
Brady Bogan
That would be a grill. A braces grill. Which, by the way, I don't know if this was the Internet thing before. When George Foreman died and I text Brady, I said I was gonna get my George Foreman's face put on all my teeth and have a George Foreman grill.
[97:23]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[97:23]
Brady Bogan
I looked on the. I couldn't find it. I think that's brilliant. A rapper has to have a George Foreman grill eventually. Actually, those are fake braces. Huh. So it's. It hooks onto the back of your teeth. Oh, so it actually looks like braces. It's not. Yeah. Yikes. I used to think that was cute when I was in school. Girls that had braces. Yeah. You know why? Because Alyssa Milano had braces on who's the Boss? Till you see all the rubber bands act still something about that I stuck.
[97:51]
John Holmberg
In them and stuff like that.
[97:53]
Brady Bogan
I didn't. Brady should have liked. I had. I had no idea what a girl's mouth was for when I was in like seventh or eighth grade. So when I saw braces, I thought it was cute. And then later when you realize that you can't have metal and contraptions and rubber bands in there, it's just a bad idea for what you really want it to be used for. Then braces weren't as attractive. But I used to think Christy Greenway got braces in, like Ninth grade. Oh, it was. I was in love.
[98:21]
John Holmberg
This just came through. I might be jinxing it, but no. Food news. Oh, my God. Brady. The Brady report I'm finally interested in. Especially with the boner news.
[98:29]
Brady Bogan
He's gonna bring us food. Damn. Wait. Should have waited till it was over. Why would you.
[98:35]
Brett Vesely
Why would you even say that?
[98:36]
Brady Bogan
Don't look at me. Chad did it.
[98:37]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I know. I'm saying stupid question.
[98:41]
Brady Bogan
Hit him with both barrels. Brady knows me.
[98:45]
Brett Vesely
There's this. In Great Bend, Kansas. A babysitter was sitting one night and she was down there. And the one kid kept yelling, there's a monster under my bed.
[98:56]
Brady Bogan
Sure, kids do that.
[98:57]
Brett Vesely
A little scared. She goes upstairs, checks under the bed. It's a dude.
[99:01]
Brady Bogan
Oh.
[99:04]
Brett Vesely
Guy kicks her aside, runs out of the house.
[99:08]
Brady Bogan
So the dude is laying under the bed, hearing the kids for a while. There's something under my bed.
[99:13]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[99:13]
Brady Bogan
And he's like, oh God. He knows. How did the kid.
[99:17]
Brett Vesely
She came face to face with the man hiding underneath. There's an altercation. The babysitter and the child were knocked over. The guy ran out of the house.
[99:28]
Brady Bogan
Wait, he got out from under the bed and knocked the kid over too?
[99:31]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I guess he got off the bed.
[99:35]
Brady Bogan
What if it was a monster? What if it wasn't a guy?
[99:38]
Brett Vesely
The man was identified as someone who used to live at the house but was barred from being there due to a protection from an abuse order previous.
[99:48]
Brady Bogan
Oh, wait. So it was like the dad or the stepdad or a boyfriend or something?
[99:52]
Brett Vesely
Don't know. It just says this 27 year old man was booked into the Barton County Jail. A suspicion of aggravated kidnapping, aggravated burglary, aggravated battery, child endangerment.
[100:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I'll tell you this direction, Brady. The law pretty clearly states that I'm barred from all houses. I don't. I don't think it's just. So if you had a restraining order because he used to live there. There's more to this story.
[100:15]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, a lot.
[100:17]
Brady Bogan
The monster under the bed used to live with that kid.
[100:21]
Brett Vesely
That's what I'm thinking.
[100:22]
Brady Bogan
You don't have a restraining order against the new family or the dwelling and just some random.
[100:27]
Brett Vesely
I'm getting under this bed.
[100:28]
Brady Bogan
This is a bed I'm getting under. I used to live in this house and I don't know the new people.
[100:32]
Brett Vesely
Well, he's got a. I don't like.
[100:33]
Brady Bogan
What you've done with the place. Can you imagine being a babysitter and hearing a kid saying there's something dumb? There's a Monster in the closet. And you open it up and it's just a guy going, shh.
[100:43]
John Holmberg
And there's Keyshawn laying under the bed.
[100:46]
Brady Bogan
It's okay. I used to live here. Oh, my God. But you had a lot of pedophile news this week. Yeah. Got a scene going. That necessarily wasn't a pedophile story, though. Just a kid. He was hiding potential then. All stories are because he made no like, like effort. He was in the kid's room hiding. So I don't think he was like, you know, lubing up or anything. We don't know. That's right. We don't have any details. We just know that he used to live there. The house has a restraining order against him. We don't know who the people are inside Dollar Tree. Oh, my God. I just had a chill thinking about it. Like, as Brett said, keyshawn's under there. If I'm like, I haven't looked under the bed for a little while, I look down there and there's Bulbul. I don't think I'd say anything. I think you just go back to sleep. I hope this isn't. Hope that wasn't real. I'm not going down there again.
[101:40]
Brett Vesely
Dollar Tree is selling Family Dollar. They bought Family Dollar and merged in 2015. They bought it for $9 billion. They're selling it for 1 billion.
[101:52]
Brady Bogan
Oops.
[101:54]
John Holmberg
Bad investment.
[101:55]
Brady Bogan
I needed the write off. Yeah, it's really bad.
[102:00]
Brett Vesely
There are three teenage girls in Houston that are facing charges after they tried to kill their mom for turning off the WI Fi. It happened Sunday. They're all sisters, 14, 15, and 16. Police say they coordinated a plan, grabbed kitchen knives and chased her throughout the house, trying to stab her. She ran out onto the street to get away. One of them hit her in the ankle with a brick, and their 70 year old grandma got knocked over while trying to protect them. Luckily, neither one of them were seriously hurt, but all three daughters are now facing charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
[102:44]
Brady Bogan
Those Tic Tac videos to get out. There's a dude about to give them 7.95 to show their honey hole on Onlyfans. Gotta have that wi fi.
[102:53]
Brett Vesely
Former NFL running back LaShawn Johnson has been indicted with 23 counts. You think you learn from Michael Vick?
[103:10]
Brady Bogan
No.
[103:10]
Brett Vesely
He went to triple it. He tripled it. He was arrested and he had a dog kennel breeding for, you know, fighting ring for dogs.
[103:22]
Brady Bogan
Are you okay?
[103:23]
Brett Vesely
No. This guy had 190 pit bull mixed dogs that he was.
[103:30]
Brady Bogan
He used to play for the Cardinals? Yeah, he was a running back for the Cardinals in the 90s. He was around the Buddy Ryan era. Barely remember the name. He was, he was, he played. It was. Remember when Johnny Johnson and lashawn Johnson are all around that same era and they had running backs that were good for like a year. He was one of them. He could play. He was like a backup. But now he's Satan. And I don't know how you don't notice a house with 150 pit bulls, but somebody make a call. 50, 190 or 190, whatever. 150 is too high, 11's too many.
[104:01]
Brett Vesely
Agreed.
[104:02]
Brady Bogan
And that's coming from a guy who has seven. I've got five dogs. I've had seven at one point. Even if I had seven pit bulls, you should be curious about me. They might be the sweetest. All seven. Because that was the case I had with mine. They were all in good shape. But if I had seven pit bulls in the backyard and you poked your head over and you're like, man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna inquiry. 190.
[104:23]
Brett Vesely
190. Known for.
[104:25]
Brady Bogan
He's going to jail for a long time and good.
[104:29]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, the 23 counts, if he's found guilty on all of them, it's up to five years on each one.
[104:36]
Brady Bogan
Man, you got a guy who's got 190 pitbull type animals. Can we just get one person to kind of keep an eye on that? Or did he have a sign that said ark of the Covenant under the dogs and you're not allowed to look in here.
[104:50]
Brett Vesely
There's a startup company in the UK.
[104:52]
Brady Bogan
Called Delta H Innovations with a humane society. Get this guy out.
[104:57]
Dale Hellestrae
Hello.
[104:57]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we're pretty curious about your kennel situation back. There's 150 dogs, but we've been counting. It's an awful lot. We'd like to poke our heads around and see if this is a legit operation. Oh, I would love that. But you see, those dogs are kenneled right above the secret to humanity. And I'm gonna have to ask you guys not to look. Oh, we didn't know that. All right, off you go. It's got the secret to humanity. Yeah, that secret. Who humanity lives under them dogs. The safest place I ever had a dog fighting ring.
[105:27]
Brett Vesely
This startup company in the UK called Delta H Innovations have been working on something called Cool Can. It's like an ordinary can until you check the bottom. There's a power button on the bottom that activates the beer cooling Technology works on soda as well. Or any liquid.
[105:46]
Brady Bogan
Anything in a can.
[105:47]
Brett Vesely
I would assume there's an inner wall like insulated mug. You push the button, it blends water and a mix of salt that can cause the cooling reaction. It takes about 10 minutes but it'll cool your beer down to 43 degrees.
[106:04]
Brady Bogan
Doesn't a fridge in 10 minutes get most of it done?
[106:07]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but you don't have to bring the ice. You don't have to bring a cooler anymore. You can go camping or go to.
[106:13]
Brady Bogan
The park and just carry your six.
[106:14]
Brett Vesely
Pack thing and it holds it it cool longer than you would on in the hot weather.
[106:22]
Brady Bogan
Definitely, definitely going to cause cancer.
[106:25]
Brett Vesely
It's kind of cool. It's on the outside. And they say you don't do it on a 12 ounce. Can you do it on the tall boys or 16 ounce.
[106:33]
Brady Bogan
Interesting. Fully recyclable aluminum base. How about that? Can't I do it on a 12 ounce can?
[106:41]
Brett Vesely
They haven't got because it's not enough liquid to hold it long. The more liquid you have, the more effective it is.
[106:47]
Brady Bogan
Cool. The future. The cans cool themselves. And you're right, it's cancer and it's gonna. It's gonna give it terrible lumps and tumors.
[106:58]
Brett Vesely
Ralphie, come on down.
[107:01]
Brady Bogan
Here we go.
[107:02]
Brett Vesely
Or IDA will give out free tater tots in honor the star BYU athlete whose great grandfather founded the brand OR IDA and was the creator of Tater Tots.
[107:14]
Brady Bogan
So far you've given me nothing.
[107:16]
Brett Vesely
Richie Saunders plays on the BYU basketball team. Get to the theme. And they've made it to the right.
[107:22]
Brady Bogan
Brady.
[107:23]
Brett Vesely
Where sweet 16.
[107:25]
Brady Bogan
I know that.
[107:26]
Brett Vesely
Where they'll be giving away free tater tots nationwide.
[107:29]
Brady Bogan
Oh my God.
[107:29]
Brett Vesely
They're like an ad from tip off to final buzzer. Where at every store that carries ore, Ida, potatoes or tater tots.
[107:41]
Brady Bogan
All grocery stores.
[107:42]
Brett Vesely
Yep.
[107:43]
Brady Bogan
Are giving Or IDA away.
[107:44]
Brett Vesely
You go. You go online basically during the game.
[107:49]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but. But let's be clear. Brady.
[107:52]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[107:52]
Brady Bogan
You can't just walk into Safeway during the game and start swiping the tots. This is an online thing. Yes. So it's not anywhere they have tater Tots shots. Incorrect information. You almost caused a tater riot.
[108:07]
Brett Vesely
And if they win it, if BYU.
[108:09]
Brady Bogan
Wins the whole tournament, where do I go for this? Or Ryder.com? yes. Okay. Thank you. I'll figure it out. He's so enamored by the idea of wandering into any store with or ride a potato.
[108:21]
Brett Vesely
But right now you'll get the bag. There's a they've changed it up. They're calling them Richie's Tater Shots.
[108:27]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
[108:28]
Brett Vesely
It's a limited. Be careful with that one.
[108:31]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
[108:32]
Brett Vesely
And if they win at all, Richie's Tater Shots.
[108:34]
Brady Bogan
Why?
[108:35]
Brett Vesely
They're gonna just change it permanently.
[108:37]
Brady Bogan
Just pronouncing it, I guess, the way he said it could have gone sideways. All right, so let's clear this up because you got excited and said at one point, anywhere they have these, you can have them so long as the game's on. That is not.
[108:50]
Brett Vesely
Tell them Richie sent you.
[108:51]
Brady Bogan
That is. Nope. That is not a fact. Fat people, calm down. Albert's right. That got a little convoluted. All right, so what you got to do is head on over to our rider, calm, order up your tots, and then, like, three to seven days, you'll get a bag of tots. It's so much better than just going to the store and paying four bucks.
[109:13]
Brett Vesely
You get the code, and then you go in the store during the game.
[109:17]
Brady Bogan
I don't think that's accurate.
[109:18]
Brett Vesely
The four hour they'll run, you get a bag of potatoes.
[109:21]
Brady Bogan
So you don't. So you get the code during the game. You go online. He's spitballing. You're making stuff up.
[109:28]
Brett Vesely
Go online to get the code, Then you go into the grocery store.
[109:30]
John Holmberg
If you get arrested, don't blame us.
[109:33]
Brady Bogan
I don't think that's accurate. I think you would go online with the code they give you during the game.
[109:37]
Brett Vesely
With the code during the game, you go online.
[109:40]
Brady Bogan
You don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna kill him.
[109:42]
John Holmberg
How many people are gonna see on OP Live trying to steal a ride? Is now.
[109:45]
Brady Bogan
But Brady said all I needed was write down the code, and the lady behind the counter would understand geometry. People would have to be in the know on this for all the grocery stores in America to be like, yep, I knew about that. What's the code? You got it. Thanks. This can't be. Go into the store with a code and just talk to the lady behind the counter. She'll know.
[110:03]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Nothing on the website right now.
[110:07]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I'm sorry, Brady. I have to tell everybody. This is written in crayon. It's called Brady's Fever Dream news.
[110:16]
Brett Vesely
You can load download the air.
[110:19]
Brady Bogan
Richie Tater tot. Yeah, you can do a cutout and wear a hat. What? But I'm assuming. Don't waste your time with Brady's false information of downloading some sort of false code and going to any grocery store in America and assuming they're in on it. You know how much. How much information and training would have had to go out to get everyone on board this. It's not a thing. Go online. They'll give you a voucher for free taters. I'm assuming. Yeah.
[110:46]
Brett Vesely
Probably during the game.
[110:47]
Brady Bogan
It goes live. Because it's not live right now. But I would assume it's only during. Yeah. During the game is when you get your voucher. Whether or not.
[110:53]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[110:54]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You can just. You get a coupon. That's my assumption. Brett. Wouldn't you rather just cut out all this and go buy a bag of potatoes?
[111:03]
Brett Vesely
350 and get a bag.
[111:04]
John Holmberg
Right?
[111:05]
Brady Bogan
How much is a free bag of tots?
[111:06]
John Holmberg
And I'm not gonna be on OP Live twerking afterwards too.
[111:10]
Brady Bogan
Economy is stealing the tater tots like there's no tomorrow. I just go to Sonic and grab some.
[111:16]
Brett Vesely
Get a bag of those tables.
[111:17]
John Holmberg
Yeah. They're already cooked.
[111:17]
Brett Vesely
And make some tachos. Brett.
[111:19]
Brady Bogan
Best tots in town. Brady best. Watch this. Best. Yeah. Brady. Talent. Where's the best tots in town? The fact you've got a three or four restaurant thought in your head right now and you're trying to.
[111:30]
Brett Vesely
What do you.
[111:30]
Dale Hellestrae
I don't know.
[111:31]
Brett Vesely
I don't have one.
[111:32]
Brady Bogan
He doesn't want to shame one over the other. Yeah. It could be top wars. Yeah. I'll tell you where. Cold beers and cheeseburgers.
[111:38]
Brett Vesely
Haven't had them.
[111:39]
Brady Bogan
Oh, baby. Oh, do they? And they're legit. They don't fool around for lunch. They don't fool around by adding 15 different items. It's just the top.
[111:48]
John Holmberg
No tachos.
[111:49]
Brady Bogan
I don't understand what that is.
[111:51]
Brett Vesely
I don't think they make them anymore. But at the Village. Athletic. They. They had sweet tater tots.
[111:56]
Brady Bogan
Yuck. Those were good. They don't mess around with tots. Tots are potatoes. And they're easy. No.
[112:01]
John Holmberg
Sweet.
[112:01]
Brady Bogan
Sweet taters are for people from Mississippi.
[112:05]
John Holmberg
I'm the same way with the sweet potato fries.
[112:06]
Brady Bogan
I'm not a fan of those. Gross.
[112:08]
Brett Vesely
I like them.
[112:09]
Brady Bogan
I'll eat them.
[112:10]
Dale Hellestrae
But I don't want them.
[112:10]
Brady Bogan
I prefer the other ones a lot more.
[112:12]
Brett Vesely
It's fried Brady.
[112:13]
Brady Bogan
Of course. Yeah. And we know you like them. You don't have to. You never have to say that.
[112:17]
Brett Vesely
This is gonna surprise you. But I like it.
[112:20]
Brady Bogan
Let me get this straight. That's real news. Deep fried potatoes. Brady says I like them. Oh. What about fried zucchini?
[112:28]
Brett Vesely
Like it.
[112:29]
Brady Bogan
What? How about zucchini like it without frying it?
[112:33]
Brett Vesely
Sauteed and butter.
[112:35]
Paul Verzi
Yeah.
[112:36]
Brady Bogan
It's the same thing. That's just a different type of frying.
[112:39]
Brett Vesely
No, I don't put it in butter.
[112:41]
Brady Bogan
What do you call oil? All right. Because you're a health magnate.
[112:45]
John Holmberg
You got to keep it up.
[112:46]
Brady Bogan
Just put butter on it. What are you.
[112:48]
Dale Hellestrae
What are you.
[112:48]
Brady Bogan
Who?
[112:48]
Brett Vesely
You fool butter. You can't stop.
[112:49]
Brady Bogan
I'm not trying to stop. I'm trying to stop you from the nonsense of olive oil. It's too late. Enjoy yourself. You got a couple left. Olive oil. What's the point? Because you'll eat it.
[113:01]
Brett Vesely
That's liquid gold.
[113:03]
John Holmberg
Absolutely. To me.
[113:04]
Brady Bogan
But. But you're not. You prefer butter?
[113:08]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah.
[113:10]
Brady Bogan
Then just use butter.
[113:13]
Brett Vesely
But I like the taste of the. Sometimes change it up with the olive oil.
[113:17]
Brady Bogan
You prefer butter?
[113:18]
Brett Vesely
Avocado. Avocado oil every now and then.
[113:20]
Brady Bogan
Knock it off. Off. You're making everybody sick with your lies and your silliness.
[113:24]
Brett Vesely
But I just came across some Danish butter.
[113:26]
Brady Bogan
I know that's like you going, that's the good. Oh, super.
[113:30]
Brett Vesely
Is it usually carry gold?
[113:31]
Brady Bogan
You know, that's like Brady coming.
[113:33]
Brett Vesely
Danish butter.
[113:34]
Brady Bogan
It's like Brady coming to me going, yeah. You know what I also like? Yoga. Stop it.
[113:39]
Brett Vesely
Yogurt.
[113:40]
Brady Bogan
No yoga. You're not fooling anybody. Frozen yogurt. Like you're hitting the Oikos.
[113:45]
John Holmberg
So the Kerrygold is the trick now? Is that what we're going with?
[113:49]
Brett Vesely
I like Kerrygold, but I found this Danish butter.
[113:52]
Brady Bogan
All right. You're big on that?
[113:53]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[113:53]
Brady Bogan
Danish creamery.
[113:54]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I think that's. Yeah, that's good.
[113:56]
Brady Bogan
It's just. What does it do?
[113:58]
John Holmberg
It's just butter.
[113:58]
Brett Vesely
It's good tasting.
[114:00]
Brady Bogan
Better tasting butter by the stick or like just everything. No kidding. You can just chunk it out. That's better than normal butter.
[114:06]
Brett Vesely
Yes, you could. I haven't tried that just yet. Grilled cheese.
[114:09]
Brady Bogan
I know you're big on those, too. All right, calm down.
[114:13]
Brett Vesely
Do you make Tom grilled cheese this week? No, I made.
[114:18]
Brady Bogan
Made myself. I got Ralphie Brady in there.
[114:22]
Brett Vesely
Mushroom omelette.
[114:23]
Brady Bogan
That's nice. All right. With olive oil or double cut bacon. Oh, yeah. Because you gotta balance out. It's healthy. I didn't use butter.
[114:31]
Brett Vesely
And a little toast with that Danish butter on it.
[114:34]
Brady Bogan
Two and a half pounds bacon in there. The whole.
[114:37]
Brett Vesely
The whole package.
[114:38]
Brady Bogan
Brady. I heard Brady. I remember years ago I asked Brady would have. I didn't eat bad. I had a salad. Oh, well, I said wedge salad. And it was. And we went to the same place the next time. It was just. Just. It looked like Peter North Made it healthy. Bacon all over.
[114:57]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[114:57]
Brady Bogan
Some lady came over and just vomited. Crisco. Here's some more death. It's a salad. All right. Videos. No, you.
[115:06]
Brett Vesely
I got one.
[115:06]
Brady Bogan
All right, go.
[115:08]
Brett Vesely
It's a sinkhole.
[115:09]
Brady Bogan
Oh.
[115:10]
Brett Vesely
Car driving.
[115:12]
Brady Bogan
Every time I go by 20th street in Missouri had a sinkhole open up about two years ago. And you can. Yeah, you can. It ate a car. You can still see where they've patched it up. I ride my bike down there and I go through and cut through there. Oh, my God. It's so weird because it's like it's eventually. I mean, how fortified is the. The block next to it? It's water underneath, right? Just watch. I don't know what was under it. It just. It ate the car.
[115:38]
Brett Vesely
This happened in Seoul, South Korea.
[115:40]
Brady Bogan
Just driving along, enjoying your day. And the ground opens up and swallows people.
[115:45]
Brett Vesely
The minivan.
[115:46]
Brady Bogan
The minivan made it. The bike did not. The motorcycle goes right in. It took him hours to find him.
[115:52]
John Holmberg
He didn't make it.
[115:53]
Brady Bogan
It did.
[115:53]
Paul Verzi
Yeah.
[115:54]
Brady Bogan
It took him hours to find the guy. He was deep. The hole was that big. The earth will just go. Suck it up. Up. The first car hits right as the holes go and it ramps out as the thing's still falling.
[116:05]
John Holmberg
He's gonna be seeing Shane Orlando with that van.
[116:08]
Brady Bogan
One of my favorite things in Sedona is the devil sinkhole. It's in the.
[116:12]
Brett Vesely
That is amazing.
[116:13]
Brady Bogan
I've taken you up there in that four wheel drive thing. And it just. They said they heard it in Prescott when it dropped. It's like 140 years ago. And it's this gigantic sinkhole in the middle of this beautiful red rock four wheel trail. And you go up and it's. It's a cool little climb. Neat spot, great views. And then you look to the left and it is just the earth. Just sheer gone edges. Yeah. It is so creepy.
[116:36]
Brett Vesely
Scalpel.
[116:36]
Brady Bogan
And they said. Yeah, they said the whole thing just went. Yeah, it's. They carved it out and it made evidently just a humongous noise. They heard it like a bomb went off. Such a cool spot. Sinkholes fascinate me. And I hope I never ever am part of one. Actually, if I'm gonna be. It's like a nuclear bomb. I want it to hit me. Oh. I don't want to be close or hurt by one. I want it to eat me or leave me alone. Which is what most of we want our wives to say. Eat me or leave me alone. That should be a wedding vow. Do you promise to Eat her and leave her alone? I do. Do you promise to mouth hug and leave him alone? Sure, I guess. But we're also gonna. All right. All right. Just yes or no. Don't need details. Good Christ. All right, Brett, what do you got?
[117:23]
John Holmberg
All right, start off here.
[117:27]
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna leave now.
[117:28]
John Holmberg
A little thievery, I believe.
[117:31]
Brady Bogan
All right, what's this? Over in the Middle east somewhere? Motivational speaker, crowd gathering at the. It's the Tony Robbins. Oh, there's a hand. And there's like a thousand people watching this guy's hand, and they're about to cut it off, evidently. Got caught stealing once when he was 5.
[117:47]
Brett Vesely
It's like a giant paper cutter.
[117:49]
Dale Hellestrae
Oh, no, it's not.
[117:50]
Brady Bogan
It's a machete.
[117:51]
Brett Vesely
I thought the blade was that thing.
[117:53]
Brady Bogan
Three wax, four wax, five. He's terrible at this.
[117:55]
Brett Vesely
Six.
[117:56]
Brady Bogan
It's still not. Oh, now they're just. Oh, my God.
[118:00]
Brett Vesely
Oh, man.
[118:01]
Brady Bogan
Was not a clean operation. Was Troy Hayden here?
[118:04]
Brett Vesely
Oh, 10 laps.
[118:06]
Brady Bogan
Oh, finally it's off. Oh, the poor dude on the other end. What did he take? Was it worth it? And then they just walk around with a hand in the air like they accomplished something. My God.
[118:15]
John Holmberg
Try on the phone to see how that actually was.
[118:17]
Brady Bogan
You're telling me these people. Yeah. You're telling me these people are going to be okay with not looking for the covenant? They follow all the rules. That's horrifying. They're pretty staunch believers in their thing. They get a chance to blow that up. My God, that was horrible to watch. How does anybody believe in that?
[118:35]
John Holmberg
All right, how about some big balls?
[118:37]
Brady Bogan
Testicles. Oh, my God. I don't know what's in front of it. This is a set of balls.
[118:44]
Brett Vesely
Maybe it's been swallowed.
[118:45]
Brady Bogan
This has got to be a. I don't know. He's got a disease. His balls were size of, like, a. An exercise Swiss ball. I hope that's AI and his pp. Yes. Pee pee looked like. Yeah, like, pulled it off the tree. That's weird. Holy cow.
[119:06]
John Holmberg
All right, pull one up for Brady. I think this is. Now this is.
[119:11]
Brady Bogan
It's just a guy walking on a beach going under an umbrella. Is that a woman? Don't know. Just walking along the beach.
[119:16]
John Holmberg
I think we might have seen this one.
[119:17]
Brett Vesely
I can't remember mine.
[119:18]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no.
[119:19]
Brett Vesely
Oh, lightning.
[119:20]
Brady Bogan
Oh, lightning hits back on the beach and kills someone way in the background. Oh, hot girl. Hot girl in a bikini got hit by light. No, she's not that hot. She's getting bigger the closer the camera bloated her Puffed up. It was Cheeto lightning. Jiffy Pop Lightning makes you fat.
[119:43]
Brett Vesely
I don't.
[119:45]
Brady Bogan
Evidently. I need a before to know if Brady's high caloric lightning is real or not. Yeah. Brady got hit by lightning 20 times. Calories and lightning are amazing. Oh, boy. Here's a. What is that?
[120:00]
Brett Vesely
That's a. No way. Because there's a barcode on that.
[120:04]
Brady Bogan
That doesn't mean anything. It's a toy. It's a ball stuck to his crank. Can we start again? Sure. This is a penis with a billiard ball. A sex toy in it. That's a billiard ball, isn't it? No, it's bigger than that. I don't know. It's. It's. It's a little bigger than a pool. Like a billiard ball in a guy's urethra. And you can see half of it. And he's got it stuffed in his butt. And when it comes out of his butt. Play it again. It makes this sound. God. And then his butthole falls out and does the wave. And he just lays on the ground like, this is a good day. He puts his butt back in.
[120:46]
Brett Vesely
I don't know if that's.
[120:48]
Brady Bogan
Hey, Brad. After the show, will you do me a favor? Will you kill me dead? Use that machete they used in that first thing. I don't care how much it hurts. I don't want to be on this planet anymore with these people.
[120:59]
John Holmberg
And we'll just end with this one.
[121:01]
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna stuff this eight ball in my dick and I'm gonna bang myself with it. Watch this. I'm gonna film it.
[121:06]
Brett Vesely
I think that was like a small playground ball.
[121:09]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it was. Yeah. It looked like a cherry ball for kickball.
[121:11]
John Holmberg
We'll finish with this one.
[121:12]
Brady Bogan
Another naked person. What the. With something in her.
[121:15]
Brett Vesely
Oh, her own arm.
[121:16]
Brady Bogan
Her own arm. All her whole forearm and fist are in her bottom. And she's on her back. And she's limber enough to reach back behind herself. And there's always an extra cut to Vince McMahon.
[121:28]
Dale Hellestrae
Amazing.
[121:29]
Brett Vesely
That's how I got in trouble.
[121:31]
Brady Bogan
You can see her fist on her tummy. Incredible acts. Depraved humans.
[121:36]
Brett Vesely
Thanks, Luther.
[121:37]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I was right. Brady, go ahead. Later today, just when I'm not. When I'm least expecting it. And start hacking at me with a dull blade until I'm dead. I got no reason to be here anymore. I've seen enough. Time to roll credits, folks. Wow.
[121:53]
John Holmberg
You've seen this.
[121:54]
Brady Bogan
So, yeah, I can go. I can go now. I've seen a Lady on her back, bang her own arm until I don't know what is supposed to come of that. Literally, I don't. Way to go. Humanity way to grow again. I ask, how bad was Sodom and Gomorrah that he had to wreck everything? And we haven't seen.
[122:14]
Brett Vesely
That's incredible. Missed that one. Fran Tarkington.
[122:16]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that used to be a TV show in the 70s. That's incredible. I'm Fran Tarkenton. We're going to North Carolina where there's a banjo playing donkey. And now it's like, oh, God. The Internet took that's incredible and said, there's a lady with her whole arm in her ass if you want to see that. That is impressive as yesterday when you stood up and clapped. Oh, no. Yeah. That was a. Well, that was an actual achievement of. Yeah, a monumental achievement by people. I've seen a few of those. That's just weird. And to break out the camera, find that arc to fist yourself to the elbow. I'm fine. If you can find a thing that blows up all this, I'd be happy to hit the button for you. Whoa. I've never had the desire to see how far or how much of my arm fits in me.
[123:04]
Brett Vesely
Not once I'm with you.
[123:06]
Brady Bogan
Not once. You and I will have arguments on how much finger to use to wash your ass. You're at zero. I'm at most, I'm up to double knuckle. We clean it out that way. Swirl it out like washing the edges of a coffee cup. You just wash the rim. A little lipstick off the top. These people are like, what? That's it. I use all of my arm up to my elbow and I had to practice to do it. I'll try later today and let you know. So did Brady just tell me that me, as a BYU fan, has to leave the game?
[123:43]
Brett Vesely
That I've been excited to see the sweet 16 so I can go get.
[123:47]
Brady Bogan
A goddamn bag of Tater Tots. Wrong. You can go online on your phone while you're at the game, get up and. Nope, you got to go to any Safeway, Albertsons, Fries, Smiths, Rafes, whatever. They're all in on it.
[124:01]
Brett Vesely
And you want the temple. You leave, go to the temple.
[124:04]
Brady Bogan
Doesn't matter what state you're in, wander in in Dallas. Let's go. It's here for the free potatoes. They're like, byu game done. Everyone's in on it. No one will stop you. All the tots are gone. It's like the Munich of tots. They're all gone. People also love Tater Riot as a band. Tater Riot's a great band name. I do like that there'd be a Tater Riot if Brady's. Brady's dreams came true. Fat America's Tater Riot.
[124:34]
Brett Vesely
You watching the game?
[124:35]
Brady Bogan
No. That's a great festival show. Fat America's Tater Riot. A talking stick pavilion. Well, there you go. That's your Brady Report, everybody. Aren't we all so proud? It's 98. It's out of control now. Thursday, rolling along, and there's only one thing to do on Thursday now, because you're only here for one day. Paul verses here, and he's at the Tempe Improv tonight and tonight only. That's it. One show. You are giving us one. Are you like, that's it.
[125:14]
Paul Verzi
One show.
[125:15]
Brady Bogan
This is a tease. And the finish.
[125:17]
Paul Verzi
It's comedy. It's a. It's going to be a fun hour of comedy. Then we're all gonna have sex, and then I leave.
[125:21]
Brady Bogan
That's exactly what it should.
[125:22]
Paul Verzi
It's gonna. It's gonna be different.
[125:23]
Brady Bogan
So it's two hours of comedy. Hours.
[125:27]
Brett Vesely
It's an hour and three minutes.
[125:29]
Brady Bogan
You did say all of us. I figured to get through.
[125:32]
Paul Verzi
I just figured to have a different closer this time, you know, really just let people go home with something to remember.
[125:36]
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna mount y'all. I hope you enjoyed the show, but it's just. It's about to get plastic. Paul's here. We were just talking off the air about you being married and your wife lives in the hallway, which I really didn't understand. She keeps her in the hall.
[125:49]
Brett Vesely
She works.
[125:49]
Brady Bogan
She works. Because I asked. I. For some reason, I thought you had a comedian wife. No. Which I always find fascinating.
[125:54]
Paul Verzi
God, no.
[125:55]
Brady Bogan
That. That. Do you have any comedian friends who have married comedian wives? Yes. And I just.
[125:59]
Paul Verzi
I'm just like, dude, that's. I. I couldn't imagine, you know, because me and my wife, we'll fight over. You know, we're fighting over, like, normal things. You fight over, like, you know, how come you didn't do this? How come you didn't do that? The kids need to be picked up. I couldn't imagine it being like, you know, you didn't tell me about that audition, and I'd be like, what?
[126:15]
Brady Bogan
You know, now you got it. You're her agent and her.
[126:18]
Paul Verzi
And then she cut. And then if she doesn't get something or if the performance doesn't go well, I gotta deal with that because I'm Gonna worry about my performance. I just, that's just too much, man.
[126:24]
Brady Bogan
Or she steals a joke and you catch her.
[126:26]
Paul Verzi
Oh God, no, I just, I just changed a couple words.
[126:29]
Brady Bogan
I'm like, no, dude, you know, she'd do it. Like, if you're wandering a house and you knock one out of the yard, like, that's pretty good. And neither of you talk about it. And she does it first.
[126:37]
Paul Verzi
Oh my God. And then something that would be worse if a buddy calls. Dude, I heard that wife. You're, you're the joke your wife's doing. She's killing.
[126:43]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[126:43]
Paul Verzi
Oh, no, no, that's mine.
[126:44]
Brady Bogan
I, I, she gets a special off the, like, she rolls a whole hour off that joke you based on it. You'd kill. Yeah, it's the headline. It's the title.
[126:52]
Paul Verzi
It's like the story that went viral that everybody's talking about.
[126:55]
Brady Bogan
Worse still, it's called Paul's Joke.
[126:56]
Paul Verzi
And I look bitter, cuz I'm like, no, this has been mine the whole time. This is my joke.
[127:00]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I, I couldn't do it. I don't know how people do that because, I mean, the sim. I don't even know how people do it with regular jobs. Like, they live and work together. Like, it would just be a night. You have to have a. They barely speak in English. Like, you have to have a wife that like, almost as a second language.
[127:15]
Paul Verzi
And I don't know how the actors do it too, dude.
[127:17]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I liked your rule that your friend had.
[127:19]
Brady Bogan
What's that?
[127:20]
Brett Vesely
One head shot?
[127:21]
Paul Verzi
One, one headshot per family.
[127:22]
Brady Bogan
That's it.
[127:23]
Paul Verzi
Man, this, this is hard enough. You don't need two. You don't need two of them sleeping in the same bed trying to make it in this business, dude. You don't need that, that. But what about, like, I, I don't know if I could, like, if my wife was an actress and. Well, it goes both ways too. But, like, make it like that Blake Lively thing.
[127:39]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah.
[127:39]
Paul Verzi
She was like, biting the bottom of that guy's lips. She, like, bit his lip and like, pulled it like, like, and then all of. I don't know if I could just have you come home.
[127:48]
Brett Vesely
That's great.
[127:49]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[127:50]
Brett Vesely
How's dinner?
[127:50]
Paul Verzi
And be like, wait, no, let's talk. Forget dinner.
[127:52]
Brady Bogan
What'd you do at work today? Yeah. You don't think you could handle it if she went and, and made millions of dollars and had to make out with a guy?
[127:59]
Paul Verzi
I mean, I probably could, but I know how I am. Like, I'm a, I'm a passionate dude. So, like, if I made out with, like, Nicole Kidman in a movie, me and Nicole Kidman are together in my.
[128:08]
Brady Bogan
Mind.
[128:11]
Paul Verzi
I would call her up, be like, nicole, you held my hand all day. Like, what are we. What are we doing here?
[128:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. All men have that problem. The waitress is too nice to us. We're, like, kind of fantasizing about the wedding. Oh, yeah.
[128:20]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[128:20]
Paul Verzi
So you see how she looked at me? Like, it's the. It's really ridiculous.
[128:22]
Brady Bogan
Is. And. But we go down those roads because we're supposed to. It's still primal to be the animal and, like, inseminate them. No, I think that's where I'm going. Pretty sure that's.
[128:34]
Paul Verzi
I did it on the flight. I did it with the flight attendant on the way here. I felt like when she handed me my glass of red wine.
[128:39]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[128:39]
Paul Verzi
I felt like she stared at me a second longer.
[128:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[128:42]
Paul Verzi
And she was like that. I was the one person.
[128:44]
Brett Vesely
I could have her. I could have her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[128:46]
Paul Verzi
She liked me. And then she's like. She looked at my eyes a little longer.
[128:49]
Brady Bogan
I've always said that. That guys get on planes, too, and we watch other people getting on the plane, and we pick the one that if the plane starts to go down, we're gonna have to have sex. The absurdity of the male mind is, like, during a plane crash, I can get and maintain an erection.
[129:07]
Paul Verzi
I got into a big fight with somebody because, you know, I'm probably gonna get in trouble saying this, but here's what I do. I poke my head in the cockpit, and if there's a woman. If there's a woman, I'm out. Listen, these women are flipping planes. These women are flipping planes, guys. These women. Listen, I'm not saying a woman should be in the kitchen. I don't want you in the cockpit because you're flipping planes. Okay?
[129:26]
Brett Vesely
Every.
[129:27]
Paul Verzi
Every incident is a woman up there, and then you want to laugh. So I said this on a. I said this on a podcast. I was like, this is nuts. What's going on? I'm not trying to be that guy.
[129:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[129:36]
Paul Verzi
Okay. My wife's like, what about. My wife? Literally said. I texted her. I go, yeah, I think both pilots are for you. And she's like, that's what you get for all your joking about it. And then she goes, just picture it's me up there. And I was like, all right, well, I don't need an emotional pilot before we take off. I don't need that either.
[129:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[129:53]
Paul Verzi
And then, ironically, because I get into this argument on a podcast about. They're like, come on, Paul, really? Women pilots. And I go. And there was a business card. It was the pilot's business card on the. You know, not. Not bragging, but I was in. I was in first class. I'm like a.
[130:06]
Brady Bogan
Don't brag. It's the only place to live. You don't. I'll tell you, the unwashed are not there. That's why we stay in first class. Gross.
[130:14]
Paul Verzi
I find myself giving dirty looks as people walk by.
[130:17]
Brady Bogan
I don't know, aisle seven.
[130:20]
Paul Verzi
Look how he's dry. He doesn't belong up here. You know, he doesn't belong here. But. So she left a business card, and it said, you know, the back of it, handwriting was perfect. Hey, Paul, thank you for a valued, you know, Delta customer.
[130:31]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[130:32]
Paul Verzi
And I looked and it said Captain, like, Alice something. And I was just like, all right, let's.
[130:37]
Brady Bogan
I have a problem.
[130:37]
Dale Hellestrae
The weather.
[130:38]
Brady Bogan
I have a problem with female pilots because their only aviation hero is Amelia Earhart. Think about it.
[130:46]
Paul Verzi
Yeah.
[130:46]
Brady Bogan
I mean, we've got Sully Sullenberger. That's just. In the last 15 years. Yes. They're only one. We still can't find her.
[130:53]
Brett Vesely
That.
[130:54]
Brady Bogan
That was the.
[130:55]
Paul Verzi
I was telling.
[130:55]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[130:57]
Paul Verzi
Be nuts if she just got back. She was just great.
[131:00]
Brady Bogan
Jesus.
[131:00]
Paul Verzi
Oh, my God.
[131:01]
Brady Bogan
That was insane. She just shows up on radar. It's like, man, we're looking to land this bird. I've been around for a while.
[131:09]
Paul Verzi
You know what's crazy is I was actually telling Brad when we were coming to the station today, I was saying that. So when I did my special reasonable man, I. I self finance, I put on YouTube one of the first clips that came out was on pilots because, you know, I did this whole joke about how I want to see a white mustache, old vet, and they're. They're phasing out that now they're, you know, you go in there, these kids. There's kids in the car. There's kids in there, right? And we were talking about that. So I put a clip out. One of my first clips was about young pilots.
[131:36]
Brett Vesely
And it did.
[131:36]
Paul Verzi
Okay. It did like 40,000, right. First one, but then. Then five months later, all these planes are all these issues. So I'm like, let me put it back out and see what happens. 1.6 million. And I'm in, like, aviation wife groups. I'm not joking. Some wife was like, we were talking about you. The funny thing is, my husband is the old vet. You want.
[131:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[131:56]
Paul Verzi
And my son is the kid you don't want. You know what I mean?
[131:59]
Brady Bogan
But it's.
[131:59]
Paul Verzi
Yeah, it's. It's definitely a thing right now. If you look at what happened flying 10 years ago to now, it's different in the cockpit for sure.
[132:06]
Brady Bogan
They all used to look like Sam Elliott.
[132:08]
Paul Verzi
Yes.
[132:08]
Brady Bogan
I was all okay with that. In fact, it was so realistic in the movie up in the air, when Sam Elliot gives George Clooney the wings at the end for having a billion miles.
[132:16]
Paul Verzi
Yes.
[132:16]
Brady Bogan
And I'm like, that's what a pilot should look like.
[132:18]
Paul Verzi
Dude, I saw a pilot. I'm not joking around. I saw a pilot probably in his late 20s, just crushing McDonald's in the food court of the airport. And I'm going, this guy's going to be flying me with indigestion. This guy. I don't want that.
[132:34]
Brady Bogan
That high blood pressure, indigestion. Little Foggy.
[132:39]
Paul Verzi
He's got a super sized thing next to the freaking.
[132:42]
Brady Bogan
What do we want him to eat, though? Like, I just like, have a salad and like, some.
[132:45]
Brett Vesely
You don't want to see him eating maybe, I don't know.
[132:47]
Paul Verzi
I don't want to see him eating.
[132:49]
Brett Vesely
You're. You're there for. To fly that plane.
[132:51]
Brady Bogan
I asked a pilot at the airport one time. We're sitting there, I'm having a beer, he's sitting next to me, he's having a water and a salad like, you're flying today. And he goes, yeah, I got an hour. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Like, what's the one thing that scares you? Because I've. I had a friend ask pilots that. And he just sits there and he looks right and he stared at me at what felt like an hour. So what's the one thing that scares you in a plane? Fire. Like, no kidding. We can't fight it. There's nothing we can do. What? I'm like, oh, God. But then I, then I started thinking about these things.
[133:17]
Brett Vesely
Fly boy.
[133:18]
Brady Bogan
Then I started thinking, he answered that to some stranger. Yeah. Like, you know, he trusted. And I'm like, what can I do to make you helpless up there? Oh, that's. Oh, fire. Okay, thanks. And then I just go off about my business. He had no, no problem telling me. He should have just said, shut up. Nothing scares me.
[133:36]
Paul Verzi
Yeah, we're fine. You're gonna be fine. We got extinguishers. No, this guy came behind me who's like a fat, jolly, happy dude. And he comes in, he's. Oh, he's like, you know, great day to fly. And you Know, I'm talking to him, and he goes, man, he goes, these things fly themselves. And I'm not joking. He just. He bumped me. And he goes, hey, kid. Kid. We had, like, a little report. He goes, you know where I learned to do this? Because you know where I learned to be up there? I go. He goes, video games. He goes, it's all simulators. He goes, but don't worry. It's the exact same thing.
[134:02]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
[134:02]
Paul Verzi
And I'm like, it's kind of not to know that.
[134:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[134:04]
Paul Verzi
And it's not the same.
[134:05]
Brett Vesely
It's got to be a little different.
[134:07]
John Holmberg
I watch the show. I crashed that thing a million times.
[134:10]
Brett Vesely
So I quit.
[134:10]
Brady Bogan
I quit because I couldn't keep it in the air.
[134:12]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[134:12]
Brady Bogan
I watch air disasters. Yeah.
[134:14]
Brett Vesely
That's the difference.
[134:15]
Brady Bogan
Game is over all the time. And the pilots grew up so often, it's.
[134:18]
Paul Verzi
Mostly it's them.
[134:19]
Brady Bogan
It's always them. The. The thing when it's flying itself is like, we're good. And then you'll just hear terrain pull up. And that's because the guy decided to take the stick for a minute, and it's. And he always goes straight into a mountain thinking, I got this. I've been on this a million. Yeah.
[134:32]
Paul Verzi
My son's great at Fortnite. You know, we're not going to send him to Afghanistan.
[134:39]
Brady Bogan
Don't worry about it. That.
[134:43]
Paul Verzi
Do you know how many shelters I built and killed snipers with? Come on.
[134:47]
Brady Bogan
Like, what?
[134:48]
Brett Vesely
You just want to see the pilot. Like you said back to the food court. You just want to see him dragging that roller thing with the. The black case with six binders in it. I don't know what they carry.
[134:57]
Brady Bogan
Studying. Yeah. Nonstop studying.
[134:59]
Brett Vesely
Papers, files.
[135:00]
Paul Verzi
Yeah.
[135:01]
Brady Bogan
There's.
[135:01]
Paul Verzi
There's a look they have, too, right? Like, you see a pilot's face, and you're like, this guy's got it. You just.
[135:06]
Brady Bogan
You. You know what I mean?
[135:07]
Paul Verzi
Like, it's like even when you walk into a place, a public place, you could see somebody and go, not fighting him.
[135:13]
Brady Bogan
Yep. Swag.
[135:14]
Paul Verzi
Not getting into it with him or that guy. I'll kill that guy. But you see a pilot. Swag. He's just got it. And then you see somebody that's like.
[135:22]
Brady Bogan
You know, a woman.
[135:23]
Paul Verzi
I don't know. See two women up there. I'm like, is this whole thing women? The flight attendants and the pilot.
[135:30]
Brady Bogan
I'd like to wait till the cleaning crew is thoroughly left the cockpit before we even start talking to the passengers. Yeah. I laugh at that every time, because I look around A plane. You'll hear that. Hi, we're about to take off and all the guys look around like, oh, I don't know.
[135:43]
John Holmberg
Title nine flight.
[135:44]
Paul Verzi
That's a man with a feminine voice.
[135:48]
Brady Bogan
WNBA of flying. And I've seen their basketball skills. I don't think I want this. First.
[135:53]
Brett Vesely
Let's.
[135:54]
Brady Bogan
You know what? Let's see how far we can drive it on the ground. Yeah. Yeah.
[135:57]
Paul Verzi
Oh, God, don't get me started. Wnba.
[135:59]
Brady Bogan
Oh, me too. It's nuts.
[136:01]
Paul Verzi
It's like, why aren't we equal? Why aren't we equal pay? It's like, I don't know. Maybe because LeBron just dunked from the three point line and you guys don't like. I'd rather watch the best version of this.
[136:10]
Brady Bogan
I've been on the W. They. They're talking about locking out. We're gonna have a lockout.
[136:15]
Paul Verzi
What does that mean?
[136:15]
Brady Bogan
Just gonna stop playing.
[136:17]
Paul Verzi
Thank God.
[136:17]
John Holmberg
Striking.
[136:18]
Brady Bogan
That's what I said. The gift that keep giving. You know what? We're. We'll. We'll pay you more if you stop playing at a regular lady job like piloting or something like that. None of this. Why are you doing this?
[136:30]
Paul Verzi
Yeah, that's how bad the WNBA is. You're like, dude, can these chicks just become pilots?
[136:33]
Brady Bogan
Can we teach them to fly somewhere? Paul Beards is here. Tempe Improv tonight only. How come you won't stay the whole weekend?
[136:41]
Paul Verzi
I'm actually doing this. I had to stop here. This is one of my favorite places.
[136:44]
Brady Bogan
You had to stop?
[136:45]
Paul Verzi
I had to stop here. Arizona is one of my favorites. It really.
[136:47]
Brady Bogan
It really is only 24 hours at a time.
[136:49]
Paul Verzi
Yeah, but no, I'm going to California. I'm doing a weekend in California, then I'm coming back, even stopping in Denver. But I make sure that I kind of. I sandwich it, you know, with the places that I really love, love to go. And it worked out. And Tempe Improv is such a great club. It really is one of the best. And yeah, man, I hope people come out doing a new hour completely different from my special all new.
[137:08]
Brady Bogan
And what's the last special? Reasonable Man.
[137:10]
Paul Verzi
Yeah, Reasonable man is the. Is the latest one that's on YouTube.
[137:13]
Brady Bogan
That's a great one. I like that.
[137:15]
Paul Verzi
Thank you so much.
[137:17]
Brady Bogan
And you're. What about Arizona? Do you like. Why do you like being here?
[137:20]
Paul Verzi
You know, I know it sounds nuts, but I actually like to climb. I like the weather.
[137:24]
Brady Bogan
You like the heat? Yeah.
[137:25]
Paul Verzi
Because the thing is this. It's like in New York, he. If it's 98 degrees in humid. You know, you want to jump off a bridge here. I went for a walk when it was 113last time I was here, and I was like, this is not. It's like a light sauna.
[137:37]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. It's tolerable because it's.
[137:39]
Paul Verzi
Because it's dry.
[137:39]
Brady Bogan
Yep, it's dry.
[137:40]
Paul Verzi
But, like, this is a place I love to play golf in. I love seeing the. Because you don't see this in New York. You know, it's all buildings.
[137:45]
Brady Bogan
It's.
[137:45]
Paul Verzi
It's chaos. It's New York. I mean, I hate to. I love New York, but it's just. It's change for the worse.
[137:50]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[137:50]
Paul Verzi
And then you come out here and it's peasy. That's the other thing, too. You get older, you hit your 40s, and you realize, like, what pieces is.
[137:55]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[137:55]
Paul Verzi
Like, I could just stare at a red mountain.
[137:57]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[137:57]
Paul Verzi
I can't believe. It's like, I must be on another planet. Like, I feel like I am on Mars when I come out here.
[138:01]
Brady Bogan
I love it. You look at stuff differently. You do. When you get closer to take it in. Yeah. Especially you're flying around on the planes you're on. Probably start, you know, smelling the roses a little bit. Yeah. It is weird, though, because you get to that point where you start, like, I do it living here. It's just been the last few years that I've kind of realized, you know, what I need to start, like, respecting and appreciating where I am more. Yes. Look at stuff and go. That should amaze me. I don't think we have amazement anymore. No. For anything. We just had a rocket go up and just pick a couple people up, like an Uber. And everybody's like, so that's the.
[138:33]
Paul Verzi
That is such a great point.
[138:34]
Brady Bogan
You know, it's. We.
[138:35]
Brett Vesely
When I saw late on that, I was.
[138:37]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[138:38]
Paul Verzi
I was just like, they just. You go up there and you just, like, rescue people that are in space.
[138:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[138:42]
Paul Verzi
And it came back, and they were like, so what? His cars suck.
[138:46]
Brady Bogan
Let's burn his cars down. Yeah. For five seconds. Just. Let's all unite. Over. Okay. That was cool.
[138:50]
Paul Verzi
I wanted to buy. I don't care where you stand politically. I wanted to buy a Tesla. And then I saw some guy put his own hand up his. And.
[138:59]
Brady Bogan
And.
[138:59]
Paul Verzi
And throw feces. And I'm like, listen, I'm Sicilian and Greek. I'm a nice guy. I'm Sicilian and Greek. You do that to my car, my career's over. I'll kidnap your family. I'll, I will, I will take your children and, and not. I won't hurt your children, but I'm going to take them and you're going to try to get them back because.
[139:14]
Brady Bogan
I will traffic your kids, dude. I will traffic your kids and I' not even put poop in my car. I'm thinking about it right now. I will traffic your kids for just being too close to my.
[139:23]
Paul Verzi
Imagine being so crazy that you're going to key somebody's car slash somebody's car because you don't like a political. I mean that's like, that's where we're at. And that kind of goes to what you're saying. It's like we went up to space and saved people. Like, that's nuts.
[139:37]
Brady Bogan
Give somebody a little credit even if you don't agree with them. We don't. None of us agree on everything. We all think something's. There are people out there going, well, human trafficking is wrong. I disagree. Agree. But it doesn't mean we can't have coffee together. And I don't even like coffee. That's the concession I'm willing to make.
[139:54]
Paul Verzi
Yeah, it's. It really is true. It's like, because look. But no, you don't want to know what the problem is. The real problem is too with like politics stuff, nobody can see the negative in their person.
[140:03]
Brady Bogan
Oh, absolutely.
[140:04]
Paul Verzi
Listen, we all have like, we have kids. You know the kid that sucks.
[140:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[140:07]
Paul Verzi
You know the kid. You know when the school calls and they're like, dude, he threw. You're like, wait, which, oh, never mind. I know which one did it. You could do that with the people you vote for. But it now it's like, no, yeah, there's no wrong that person. And then that's where this happens.
[140:20]
Brady Bogan
It gives credit to the other one. Yeah, you're right. People need to. That's a bigger thing though, is to recognize when your kids are kind of adults. That's on the parents. Cuz there's a girl who works here and she brought her three kids in once and I even told her, I'm like that young one, he's not very bright. And she started laughing and she goes, he's dumb as a rock. She knows the other two are running circles around him and he's just like this lump of humanity. I'm like, yeah, he's going to be. You got to keep an eye on that one.
[140:44]
Paul Verzi
And you know her early.
[140:45]
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah, yeah.
[140:45]
Paul Verzi
You know, you could look early like, oh, we got a problem on our hands here. This is this is not.
[140:49]
Brady Bogan
This isn't a phase.
[140:50]
Paul Verzi
This is genetic.
[140:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. We lost one. This one. This one picked up all the bad beats on the drive to the airport.
[140:55]
Paul Verzi
Last one.
[140:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I always think that's, like, a bumpy ride. And that kid would have been in a wheelchair, but he just barely made it out. And his head's misshapen, but not bad enough to get, like, credit for anything or money.
[141:07]
Paul Verzi
Like, misshaped head. But he could still get a job, right?
[141:09]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. People won't give you a plaque record, but we know you're close.
[141:13]
Paul Verzi
Yeah.
[141:13]
Brady Bogan
And, yeah, they're out there. There's a lot more of them than we like to admit, of course. And there's parents that won't admit it.
[141:19]
Brett Vesely
But the difference is, if you don't, like, you know, like, you. It's like, almost disagreeing with them.
[141:23]
Paul Verzi
Yeah.
[141:24]
Brett Vesely
You're fine with. All right, we disagree on that. You'll still support that kid. They're not like, you know, the one kid.
[141:30]
Brady Bogan
It's not about disagreeing with the kid. It's about knowing your kids.
[141:32]
Brett Vesely
What? I'm taking that in the politics or stuff like that. You disagree with this politic, that means you, the politicians, then you hate everything about what they're standing for.
[141:42]
Brady Bogan
You got off the kit thing kind of quick. We're worried about you now, Kirby. Okay. It's like, what do we know about. Like, you're worried that we were going to continue this conversation, like, oh, they're talking about it. I don't think so, but maybe he knows more than I don't know. And. And just for tonight. So 7:30, 10:00pm prov.com is where you go if you want to grab tickets. Leave us with words of wisdom. If you were in charge of the world and you want it to be like the guy who says, your executive order the first one you do, what is it?
[142:09]
Paul Verzi
I would just say legalize cocaine.
[142:12]
Brady Bogan
You and I are spirit animals, you know, I say all of it. Go on.
[142:17]
Paul Verzi
I say no. I honestly think if I'm really being serious here, I would say, teach your kids now to be kind and teach your kids now, like, the difference in right and wrong. Thank you. You, please. Because it all. When those kids don't do that. Like, when my kids bring friends home and they're like, hey, dad, we're all going to watch the NCAA tournament, and there's five kids in my house. Yeah, I know. Right away, one kid will walk in and go, hey, Mr. Versi, thank you so much for having me. I'm like, okay. You got good parents.
[142:46]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[142:46]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[142:47]
Paul Verzi
Then the other one. Can you order me more wings? The one kid. One kid.
[142:50]
Brett Vesely
I literally.
[142:51]
Paul Verzi
Hold on. I said this.
[142:52]
Brady Bogan
Brady was at your house. He's not a child.
[142:54]
Paul Verzi
I said this, and I was like, that kid sucks. This is what I did.
[142:56]
Brady Bogan
I go, guys, guys.
[142:58]
Paul Verzi
I go, lucas. I go, I'm gonna order pizza for you guys. You guys. You guys something. And one kid. Everyone was like, thank you so much, Mr. Ver. I go, yeah, what do you guys want? Pepper? And one kid just goes, hey, can you get me some wings, too? And I'm like, what? Like, not. Listen, I'm not cheap. Not that I don't want to buy the wings, but you don't yell up to a parent. Yeah, get some mod sticks, too.
[143:17]
Brady Bogan
Can we get. You know, it's like, get some appetizers.
[143:19]
Paul Verzi
So I would say it starts with, you know what's funny is we. I didn't want wings, so we ended up getting wings.
[143:26]
Brady Bogan
You caved.
[143:27]
Paul Verzi
Like, I was like, that kid's got no respect.
[143:29]
Brady Bogan
Good taste.
[143:29]
Brett Vesely
That's a good idea.
[143:30]
Paul Verzi
We should have definitely got the wings.
[143:31]
Brady Bogan
God damn it. The rude one was right.
[143:34]
Brett Vesely
But that's.
[143:35]
Paul Verzi
That's what I would say. I would say it's the parents.
[143:37]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[143:37]
Paul Verzi
I would say, raise your kids right and do it the right way, because those are who's coming. We're getting old. We're going out.
[143:42]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[143:43]
Paul Verzi
They're coming in. That's what I was.
[143:44]
Brady Bogan
It all.
[143:44]
Paul Verzi
It all is the parents.
[143:45]
Brady Bogan
You were better off with legalizing cocaine. What you're talking about will never happen. The cocaine thing will just keep us all happy throughout. I think we should legalize all drugs because it's not about the law that keeps me from doing them. I don't do drugs, but it's not because it's illegal, because I'm smarter than that. Right. But if somebody's going to do heroin, the law is not stopping them.
[144:04]
Paul Verzi
Right.
[144:05]
Brady Bogan
So let them do it.
[144:05]
Paul Verzi
That is true.
[144:06]
Brady Bogan
It's.
[144:06]
Paul Verzi
They're doing it anyway.
[144:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. So let them do it. I don't think people are sitting there going, man, do I want to do some heroin, but I don't want to go to jail. Right. I don't think there's anyone out there saying that. That's true. Yeah. So legalize it all and let. Let the chips fall.
[144:18]
Paul Verzi
All right, so go back to what I original said. Cocaine. And we're gonna have sex after my show tonight. There we go. We're gonna have sex after my show tonight. 10pm's gonna be real different tonight.
[144:26]
Brady Bogan
That's right. Exactly. Come on.
[144:28]
Paul Verzi
It's gonna be a great time. It's the best hour I've done and I love coming here, so I hope everybody comes to the show.
[144:34]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. Tonight over in Tempe. Thursday, 7:30. It says it right there. And then come back and do a whole weekend soon.
[144:39]
Paul Verzi
I would love to, man. Thank you guys so much for having me. You guys are always great.
[144:42]
Brady Bogan
Paul verzi, everybody. It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control now. 98.
[144:57]
Dale Hellestrae
Morning sickness.
[145:01]
Brady Bogan
Look who's back. It's Dale Hellistray, everybody.
[145:04]
Dale Hellestrae
Who was that singing?
[145:05]
Brady Bogan
Hold on. That was Alison Chains. Oh, you wreck every introduction by barking stale Hell strafe. Three time champion for the Dallas Cowboys. Way back in the Clinton administration way. I mean, the first. First term too.
[145:18]
Dale Hellestrae
Way back. Yeah.
[145:19]
Brady Bogan
In fact, I think Bush was still president when he got your first. No. Yeah, sure. As was.
[145:25]
Dale Hellestrae
No, it was Clinton. It was Clinton because we met him in the White House.
[145:29]
Brady Bogan
Clinton won in 90. 92. And your first one was 91. No, wasn't.
[145:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Johnny, don't tell me.
[145:35]
Brady Bogan
Season 91.
[145:36]
Dale Hellestrae
92 championship 92. Season 93 champion.
[145:40]
Brady Bogan
Okay, so 93, 94. Then you took a year off.
[145:42]
Dale Hellestrae
Guy, I got to meet Slick Will. And no, he won two in a row.
[145:44]
Brady Bogan
And then you took the next year off.
[145:45]
Dale Hellestrae
And then we went to NC Championship.
[145:47]
Brady Bogan
That's taking the year off. If you had two super bowl championships.
[145:53]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[145:54]
Brady Bogan
And then the third one, you didn't get one.
[145:55]
Dale Hellestrae
You go to the NFC Championship.
[145:56]
Brady Bogan
Chip took the year off.
[145:58]
Dale Hellestrae
And remember, through the 90s, the NFC dominated. I mean, the AFC was useless.
[146:05]
Brady Bogan
Was useless.
[146:05]
Dale Hellestrae
Yes, I agree. You know, the NC Championship was ostensibly.
[146:09]
Brady Bogan
The super bowl and you lost it. So that means you took the year off. And then the next year you wanted vacation earlier. Yeah, they wanted a day off. Please. If it was so easy, win the NFC Championship championship, go to your walk in the park super bowl and get a third one. But you did it.
[146:27]
Dale Hellestrae
It's not because San Francisco is pretty damn good back then.
[146:30]
Brady Bogan
Better that year a lot. Not much allowed you to have to take the year off anyway. Dale Hellister score that game.
[146:37]
Dale Hellestrae
It ended up being.
[146:38]
Brady Bogan
Well, it was a 21 point deficit.
[146:40]
Dale Hellestrae
Before you sat down with your popcorn. Troy throwing a pick six another.
[146:46]
Brady Bogan
And Emmett broke his arm.
[146:47]
Dale Hellestrae
It was 21 nothing thing.
[146:49]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, like that.
[146:50]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
[146:50]
Dale Hellestrae
And then we came back and had a chance.
[146:55]
Brady Bogan
We're not talking about that, you know, but Johnny, you know, I know the game. It wasn't Dale's Brought to you by our friends at Prestige billiards. Prestige Billiards, AZ3 Valley locations. Go out there and put Meathead 98 in the promo code and save yourself some money. When you get your game room that you have to get. We got to get you hooked up with Meathead and get a game room in your house. Yeah.
[147:12]
Dale Hellestrae
Why does it ever come in?
[147:14]
Brady Bogan
I don't know. It's a good question. He's busy. Is he building game and. And video games. He's got all sorts of video games. You've seen my house. You've seen my. That's all him. Like I.
[147:25]
Dale Hellestrae
You told me you carried all the slate in.
[147:27]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I. I did. I pick. Well, I did all the heavy lifting. You know, get a little discount for that. But yeah, it was everything. He brought me the games and all. You don't sit and play video games at my house. But they're there, right? There's a big bowling game in the corner. It's great. He's got. He's giving me his darts, all that. It was all his work.
[147:42]
Dale Hellestrae
So it's a very nice room there you.
[147:44]
Brady Bogan
Well, thank you, Dale. That's very nice. Now, you're dressed up kind of pretty today.
[147:48]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[147:48]
Brady Bogan
Not in your normal Scottsdale Christian Firebird nights. That T shirt and your basketball shorts from God knows when. That is an old. And it's because you're going out to go watch.
[147:58]
Dale Hellestrae
I'm gonna go watch the girls.
[148:00]
Brady Bogan
That's right. You're gonna watch girls golfing. Same reason Brady went yesterday.
[148:03]
Dale Hellestrae
And somebody.
[148:04]
Brady Bogan
Why Free food.
[148:05]
Dale Hellestrae
Free food and drink.
[148:07]
Brady Bogan
Nobody goes to this thing.
[148:08]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[148:09]
Brady Bogan
If they charged for food, this would be an empty.
[148:11]
Dale Hellestrae
But now. Would you look at it different if it was the senior men?
[148:15]
Brady Bogan
I'm not going to that either.
[148:17]
Dale Hellestrae
So you wouldn't look at it any differently.
[148:19]
Brady Bogan
I'm not. I don't go to that. I have an. I don't know where. There's a lot of bugs around you. They weren't there today. You brought that in.
[148:24]
Dale Hellestrae
There's that damn comedian before me. They didn't take a shower.
[148:28]
Brady Bogan
It was surrounded by fruit flies. I would just get off a banana bug.
[148:33]
Brett Vesely
This is cologne.
[148:33]
Brady Bogan
Maybe that could be because. Yeah. You're trying today. Maybe it's the fruit flies are surprised by all the fresh clothing.
[148:39]
Dale Hellestrae
You never know who you're going to run into on.
[148:41]
Brady Bogan
I would not go to. This is the same argument I got.
[148:43]
Brett Vesely
Into to the waste management open on general tickets. Me in general tickets. Yeah.
[148:48]
Brady Bogan
Not even general tickets. But I don't go there for the free food and drinks. I go there for the like, the fun of it. And there's some pretty impressive. There's some pretty impressive golf there when you pay attention. So there's options when you go to this thing or the senior thing. Come on.
[149:03]
Dale Hellestrae
But you haven't been. So how do you know to girl golf?
[149:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know I don't have to go to now. I know the sun's hot. I don't have to be there.
[149:14]
Brett Vesely
You're in the shade.
[149:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[149:16]
Brett Vesely
Tent.
[149:16]
Brady Bogan
Yes, I know the ocean's deep. I don't need to prove it.
[149:20]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah, Brady's got me a ride. Yeah, I'm all for it. So I just thought, you know what, I'd ask John.
[149:26]
Brady Bogan
You did go.
[149:27]
Dale Hellestrae
My son in law, who I think is great, but then all of a sudden I'm hearing from other people, John's just jamming you on the radio.
[149:35]
Brady Bogan
What are you talking about? I mentioned that you asked me to go and I forgot to tell tell you the exact text exchange was, john, would you like to go with Scott? And he and his son in law is one of the funniest people I've been around. Like he's real quick, like super quick person. So I really enjoy his company. It makes it okay to go with Dale. So he said, would you like to go with us Thursday? He and I think it said long shot here. Would you like to join us Thursday for the lpga? He goes, hey, free food and drink was your cell, right? And then I didn't get that text for 24 hours. So 24 hours later, I get a text from Dale that says, you could.
[150:10]
Dale Hellestrae
Have at least told me to off.
[150:12]
Brady Bogan
And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry I missed this text. Yeah, go ahead.
[150:14]
Brett Vesely
You have to understand the schedule too, Dale.
[150:17]
Brady Bogan
Well, that is true. I stay up all night and sleep in the daytime now. So if you're texting me the daytime.
[150:23]
Dale Hellestrae
There'S such an idiot.
[150:24]
Brady Bogan
I'm happier than I've ever been. It's brilliant. It's the. I'm a night person. I'm a night person, so it doesn't make sense to me. So finally, after 24 years of this show, I decided trust, try it. And it's great. Although last night I did conk out. I faded last night. So I had alarms wake me this morning. It's like the seventh, maybe eighth time all year I've had alarm clocks wake me for work.
[150:45]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, you're probably so exhausted from cheering on your son.
[150:47]
Brady Bogan
Oh, well, that was true. I did have. I was Fairly beat down last night after watching that. Yeah, it was a lot of pacing, but yeah, so I'm doing that. So if you're texting me in the daytime, you don't hear from me, there's a chance that I'm gonna miss.
[151:00]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, hopefully when you get up. Up, you check your phone.
[151:03]
Brady Bogan
It's thousands of texts while I sleep.
[151:07]
Dale Hellestrae
There's not many people who like you.
[151:09]
Brady Bogan
Between Brett's racist texts and Brady's food coupons. It's true. He sends a lot of memes that are very funny and questionable. Look, we all have that friend that sends the things out. He's on a list.
[151:20]
Dale Hellestrae
Really?
[151:20]
Brady Bogan
He doesn't say. Oh, he's in on it too. It's a thread of. And it's not isolated towards one thing. A lot of times it's white women, too.
[151:27]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
[151:27]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. It's an attack on all humanity. There are no holds barred on some of these. And so I'll look through the. To 16 of those.
[151:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[151:34]
Brady Bogan
That come in while I sleep. And then. And then I missed yours, so I apologize.
[151:39]
John Holmberg
Importance.
[151:39]
Dale Hellestrae
And then you see him every stinking day.
[151:45]
Brady Bogan
That doesn't mean I want to hang out with him. I just said I'll read his text because they're good for a laugh. Usually. Sometimes it's very.
[151:51]
Dale Hellestrae
Usually I get. You just give me a finger or whatever.
[151:55]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[151:55]
Dale Hellestrae
And we'd be done.
[151:56]
Brady Bogan
I forgot to text back. I did write read it.
[151:59]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[152:00]
Brady Bogan
And then I'm like, oh, I'm not going to that. And then I didn't text you.
[152:03]
Brett Vesely
You had to think about it a little bit.
[152:04]
Brady Bogan
No, I didn't. I didn't.
[152:07]
John Holmberg
Here's what I thought.
[152:08]
Brady Bogan
When Dale asked me to go to the LPGA with him and. And with his son in law. Fun people. That's a good group. And then my first thought was. And I didn't text this and should have. Let's just go grab a beer somewhere. I'll buy. You still get your free food.
[152:22]
Dale Hellestrae
Whenever you buy, the entire world hears about it.
[152:27]
Brady Bogan
Well, jeez, you usually bring up that. Well, that's not true either. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. It's when you don't pay, not when I buy. There's a difference.
[152:36]
Dale Hellestrae
What do you mean?
[152:36]
Brady Bogan
You're supposed to pay and I have to cover the bill because you left early.
[152:39]
Dale Hellestrae
It's so idiotic.
[152:41]
Brett Vesely
And you're those 38$50 scamp all over.
[152:45]
Dale Hellestrae
My damn credit card.
[152:47]
Brady Bogan
I know. And I had to close up. What you missed.
[152:50]
Dale Hellestrae
You're so stupid.
[152:50]
Brady Bogan
It's true.
[152:51]
Dale Hellestrae
Stupid.
[152:51]
Brady Bogan
I had to. I have. Same night.
[152:53]
Dale Hellestrae
Has he ever done this to you? So, you know, the bill comes and he. He turns his back. Bill. And then after you're paid, he turns around.
[153:02]
Brady Bogan
Oh.
[153:02]
Dale Hellestrae
Oh, no. I was gonna. I was gonna get that. First of all, it's already gone. It's already ran.
[153:07]
Brady Bogan
You're asking Brady? If I'm at dinner with Brady, there's no bill. Oh, he's somehow or another glad handed the owner. That's the only reason Brady's in that restaurant.
[153:15]
Dale Hellestrae
Okay, so you like. You like to bargain barg.
[153:18]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I've been accused of that. People just like me, Dale.
[153:24]
Brady Bogan
That's right.
[153:25]
Brett Vesely
And then I took.
[153:26]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I am too.
[153:27]
Brett Vesely
But you're trying to reset.
[153:28]
Brady Bogan
Reciprocate. Yeah, with.
[153:29]
Brett Vesely
I don't want. The last thing you want to do is take advantage.
[153:32]
Brady Bogan
Coupons and buckets.
[153:33]
Dale Hellestrae
How do you reciprocate? When you used to have Porkopolis.
[153:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you could.
[153:37]
Dale Hellestrae
You know, you don't anymore.
[153:39]
Brett Vesely
People, you know, sauce. There's, you know, all sorts of options.
[153:43]
Brady Bogan
There's company casually slyly mentioning them on the air the next day and promising they'll get free advertising.
[153:49]
Brett Vesely
I mean, like when you're going out to the trophy tent.
[153:51]
Brady Bogan
Here we go.
[153:51]
John Holmberg
Here we go.
[153:53]
Brady Bogan
That's right.
[153:53]
John Holmberg
Brady's morning cup setup.
[153:55]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[153:56]
Dale Hellestrae
Is that illegal?
[153:57]
Brady Bogan
Barry. And he's been. He's been reprimanded for that in the past. I'm gonna go have lunch with the guy from Whirlwind Golf course. Why? Want to be friends with him?
[154:05]
Brett Vesely
What a great golfer.
[154:06]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. See, the only reason why is to, like. Maybe you can give me a hook.
[154:11]
Dale Hellestrae
It is a great golf.
[154:13]
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's a great golf course. Everyone should try it. But I'll pay full pull because they're asking for a fee, and that's what you should do. It's business. When you ran your cookie shop, you didn't give stuff away.
[154:23]
Dale Hellestrae
Sometimes we did.
[154:24]
Brady Bogan
I know. And that's why it doesn't exist.
[154:28]
Dale Hellestrae
We had it for 25 years.
[154:29]
Brady Bogan
Right. And after all that giveaway, that sold it. Yeah, well, you had to. You were falling apart. All the freebies. And when you sold it, did you say first person that just wants it, or did you ask for money?
[154:40]
Dale Hellestrae
No, we asked for money.
[154:41]
Brady Bogan
There you go. That's called selling things. Yeah, and the person pays it.
[154:44]
Dale Hellestrae
Right?
[154:44]
Brady Bogan
You don't give, but you're making it.
[154:46]
Dale Hellestrae
Sound like we were paupers.
[154:48]
Brady Bogan
Well, I didn't know. I don't know how well you did.
[154:50]
Dale Hellestrae
Of course, until today.
[154:52]
Brady Bogan
You're gonna assume until today, I didn't know you had another shirt, so.
[154:57]
Dale Hellestrae
See that?
[154:58]
Brady Bogan
Well, he landed that when you were just in Hawaii on that trip with your wife for your anniversary.
[155:03]
Dale Hellestrae
37.
[155:04]
Brady Bogan
Unbelievable. Well, congratulations to both of you. That's amazing.
[155:07]
Dale Hellestrae
How many more years you got to get? 37.
[155:09]
Brady Bogan
Well, let's not push it. The wedding. I have like 10 or.
[155:15]
Brett Vesely
I'm sorry about the 18 years.
[155:17]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah, okay.
[155:18]
Brady Bogan
No way I'll be dead in seven years. I don't even think about 37 years away. Married. 60.
[155:23]
Dale Hellestrae
Are you married or you just living, you know, in sin?
[155:27]
Brady Bogan
I'm married and living in sin. Both. Both fairly amazing. All right, let's talk a little sports here, Dale. The Suns last night. Proof last night of why they should fire buttonhole Holzer was on the floor. Now you've said off the air and you're 100% right, there's so much more going on with this team to get him fired. But if you ever want to display why a team has blown it, it was last night against the. Probably the best team in the East. They've turned it on right on time. The Cavaliers are good, but I don't know if their championship.
[155:56]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, again, the big win over Cleveland. What was that Friday or Friday night?
[156:03]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[156:03]
Dale Hellestrae
Nobody mentioned. Oh, their best player wasn't playing.
[156:06]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[156:07]
Dale Hellestrae
Damian Lillard was on the bench.
[156:08]
Brady Bogan
Yes. He's their leader. That was the Bucks Monday. The guy Friday was one of their lower guys. Donovan Mitchell had five points Friday. Okay, so the Cavs were dinged. The Bucks were dinged.
[156:20]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[156:21]
Brady Bogan
And then last night Jason Tatum and.
[156:22]
Dale Hellestrae
The Celtics, and he's a pretty good player.
[156:24]
Brady Bogan
He wasn't in. And they lost by 30. And it wasn't close. Like after the first quarter you realized, oh, the coaching here has got the Suns chasing the best three point shooting team by trying to keep up with them with threes. And they're not a good three point shooting team. So you just watch that lead get bigger and bigger. And then it was. It was like they were gambling and losing money and they kept putting it in the same bat.
[156:45]
Brett Vesely
Double down.
[156:46]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they were doubling on everything. That was just bad coaching, bad scheming, bad everything. And you got shown the door by a class team and the crowd was all Celtics. Was it really 80% was. It was pathetic.
[156:59]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah, that. That sucks.
[157:00]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that was bad.
[157:01]
Dale Hellestrae
But when you look at the Suns highest payroll in sports, not basketball, other.
[157:08]
Brady Bogan
Than the Dodgers in sports, and you.
[157:13]
Dale Hellestrae
See the product that you need. The little white guy Gillespie. Yeah, you need Oso you need Don Don, these guys who are minimum, you know, rookies. Gillespie, I don't even know where the hell he came from.
[157:27]
Brady Bogan
He was G league back in force. Yeah. He's a Dobson graduate.
[157:30]
Brett Vesely
He's a sting.
[157:31]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah. Ye know, but. But those are the guys who brought some energy to this team.
[157:35]
Brady Bogan
You have to have them on the floor.
[157:36]
Dale Hellestrae
Meanwhile, you're $50 million a year guys. One of them doesn't play. Yep. And I'm not so sure that I wouldn't. Wouldn't tell be. You know what? This injury is going to take a little bit longer.
[157:47]
Brady Bogan
Just sit you down. Yeah. Let's end it. Let's just cut.
[157:50]
Dale Hellestrae
And if you want him to waive that no trade clause, maybe you say you're okay.
[157:54]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[157:55]
Dale Hellestrae
Go sit at the end of the bench.
[157:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Do what you did to Jake Crowder and stay home.
[158:00]
Dale Hellestrae
And maybe he'll say, you know what? I'll weigh my no trade because I can't stand it.
[158:04]
Brady Bogan
But you can't trade him now. Like, you can't even do it. I think the contract's going to expire soon anyway, so it doesn't even. He's got a year left.
[158:12]
Dale Hellestrae
At least a year.
[158:14]
Brady Bogan
But Kevin Durant's given you everything you've expected from Kevin Rant. He only played two quarters. He sat most of the second quarter and the. The game ballooned out of control.
[158:22]
Brett Vesely
Heading back.
[158:24]
Brady Bogan
I don't. I don't know. The coach stinks. And then the third quarter, he comes back in, he gets 30 points and he basically played 25 minutes. And then he sat the whole fourth quarter because it was a blowout.
[158:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[158:34]
Brady Bogan
It doesn't make sense to me.
[158:35]
Dale Hellestrae
He got some rest.
[158:36]
Brady Bogan
I guess he needs rest to suck again tomorrow.
[158:40]
Dale Hellestrae
Are we ever going to focus on Devin Booker?
[158:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No, I've said it for years. It's time to stop. And he's dating Kendall Jenner again. Let's get into that.
[158:47]
Dale Hellestrae
Oh, well. Ouch. Well, there's that correlation.
[158:52]
Brady Bogan
She was here when they went to the championship.
[158:55]
Dale Hellestrae
That was very, very long.
[158:57]
Brett Vesely
She was in the breakup.
[158:59]
Dale Hellestrae
I don't think they even kissed it.
[159:01]
Brady Bogan
She was in the suite next to me at the finals. Oh, they were dating.
[159:06]
Dale Hellestrae
Is that a little flex?
[159:07]
Brady Bogan
No, I was. She has a white shirt.
[159:10]
Dale Hellestrae
Were you in?
[159:10]
Brady Bogan
We bought Sweets, game to game. Doug Hopkins and I were buying a suite for each game and then selling.
[159:15]
Brett Vesely
Did you get the invite on this?
[159:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[159:17]
Dale Hellestrae
No, I never got. Got anybody?
[159:19]
Brady Bogan
I didn't think you had. Well, no, cuz I knew Dale wasn't going to pony up $2,500 for a ticket. I wasn't giving them away. It was expensive. It was 30 grand a suite.
[159:29]
Dale Hellestrae
That's stupid.
[159:30]
Brady Bogan
No, it isn't, because we got our money back in.
[159:31]
Dale Hellestrae
Did you get. Did you get food and drink?
[159:34]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, when we got there, we would fire up some food. Doug would. Usually.
[159:38]
Dale Hellestrae
He couldn't not do it, but it wasn't, like, serviced.
[159:41]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[159:42]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. They bring it in.
[159:43]
John Holmberg
They bring takeout. I mean.
[159:44]
Dale Hellestrae
Oh, yeah, like, what you bring in Burger King or Walmart?
[159:47]
Brady Bogan
No, no. We went to the menu at the arena, and they came in and they said, you want fingers and this and that? Like, sure. Chicken planks. The hot dogs and the chicken things and all the. The salads and. Yeah, salads are.
[159:59]
Dale Hellestrae
And you saw Kendall Jenner in a.
[160:00]
Brady Bogan
Woman in the suite next to us, no bra. My dad was there, and he goes, she's got no ass. And then he walked away. And he said it loud enough that I think most of that suite heard it.
[160:11]
Dale Hellestrae
What's a homeburg? Always a homeburger.
[160:13]
Brady Bogan
He wasn't wrong either. A little disappointing.
[160:15]
Dale Hellestrae
What about. What about the chest?
[160:16]
Brady Bogan
They were okay. She's extra skinny. She's very pretty. Yeah, but it was like, wow, Her. Her photos make her seem a little meatier.
[160:24]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, I have a feeling there's little Photoshop going a little.
[160:26]
Brady Bogan
But she. You know, she was pretty. Didn't. Wouldn't have blown me away. But all the other people who were there who had money to pay. Right. That went along. Except my dad. I did give him a ticket, which was nice, I thought.
[160:38]
Dale Hellestrae
Very nice.
[160:39]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I did. I almost made him pay because I know he could have.
[160:41]
Dale Hellestrae
Or at least split it with him.
[160:44]
Brady Bogan
You know what? I'll call him back. I'll retroactively get some of that from. But I didn't. I. I might have asked you, and you probably said, no, I'm not doing it.
[160:50]
Dale Hellestrae
I don't think you have.
[160:51]
Brady Bogan
I put the feelers out for everybody.
[160:53]
Dale Hellestrae
No, not everybody.
[160:55]
Brady Bogan
I'm pretty sure I'm.
[160:56]
Dale Hellestrae
I'm below the everybody line because we.
[160:58]
Brady Bogan
Were going to games together then. Yeah. This was the. The pictures of Kendall Jenner on the screen. She is. She's very fit. But these pictures are. They make it Photoshop. They make the butt look bubblier than it is. She just knows how to stand. She's pushing it out. Very pretty. But her and Devon are evidently dating.
[161:13]
Dale Hellestrae
Again, and that's not a good thing. It's a. It's a career killer.
[161:18]
Brady Bogan
Well, the Kardashians have destroyed a lot of him. Yes. Yeah. But she's a Jenner.
[161:23]
Dale Hellestrae
And she's now, since they broke up the last time, been through a couple other guys.
[161:27]
Brady Bogan
Bad Bunny and then another guy. Why is that?
[161:31]
John Holmberg
Bad days have no ass.
[161:33]
Brady Bogan
Why is that a bad thing?
[161:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Bad Bunny.
[161:35]
Brady Bogan
You don't know who. Bad Bunnies.
[161:36]
Dale Hellestrae
No, I, I, I've heard the name.
[161:38]
Brady Bogan
Amazing. He's a pop singer. Is just through the room, the ugliest. Looks a lot like Devin Booker to me, only a little hairier.
[161:44]
Dale Hellestrae
Really?
[161:45]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[161:45]
John Holmberg
There. I'll pull him up.
[161:46]
Dale Hellestrae
I'm sorry.
[161:47]
Brady Bogan
Bad Bunny.
[161:47]
Brett Vesely
Good actor.
[161:48]
Brady Bogan
He's very funny. He was. He hosted Saturday Night Live and.
[161:51]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah, we talked about that.
[161:53]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. There he is. Bad Bunny. And he was born in Devin Booker's broad there for a little bit. Now they're back together.
[161:58]
Dale Hellestrae
And so I've told you this before. Obviously, you date somebody and they probably had sex with somebody for as long as I don't know the dude.
[162:06]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[162:07]
Brett Vesely
I'm okay, but if you knew Bad.
[162:09]
Dale Hellestrae
If I knew. You did.
[162:10]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but that's because we know each other. If I was. If we didn't know each other and you found out that I had boned the girl that you're currently dating.
[162:18]
Dale Hellestrae
Right. Done.
[162:21]
Brady Bogan
But you don't know me. You just know of me.
[162:23]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[162:23]
Brady Bogan
Which even, Even celebr status at my level of zero is too much for you to like. People will know.
[162:32]
Dale Hellestrae
Yes.
[162:32]
Brady Bogan
That I.
[162:33]
Dale Hellestrae
That you've been with her.
[162:35]
Brady Bogan
Really?
[162:35]
Dale Hellestrae
Oh, so with John.
[162:37]
Brett Vesely
That's why you kind of wave off Megan.
[162:39]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[162:39]
Brady Bogan
Well, that's it. Dirty. Yeah. Yeah.
[162:44]
Dale Hellestrae
So she could go to the LPGA tournament.
[162:46]
Brady Bogan
That's right. Because she's considering maybe swapping it out. Lesbianism isn't a bad thought when you've been with me.
[162:52]
Dale Hellestrae
No, but if you know that the girl that you're dating, you broke up and then she immediately moved on to two or three other dudes.
[163:00]
Brady Bogan
So. What?
[163:01]
Dale Hellestrae
And, and it's not a platonic relationship.
[163:03]
Brady Bogan
What do you mean?
[163:04]
Brett Vesely
I can see how a certain platonic.
[163:06]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know. Say she's a. She immediately say that you kind of.
[163:10]
Brett Vesely
Did by saying, no, no, it's just the guy. I get. I kind of get what you say.
[163:15]
Brady Bogan
It's not platonic.
[163:17]
Brett Vesely
I mean, if you knew that the girl went out with. I could, you know, die Fieri.
[163:23]
Brady Bogan
Well, why would I talk to her? See, no, it's not because she boned him. It's because she spoke.
[163:28]
Brett Vesely
They went out for two years, then I couldn't.
[163:30]
Brady Bogan
We'd have nothing in common. She's the dumbest person alive. I wouldn't even consider having sex with her.
[163:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah, well, I've told the story of me in college.
[163:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[163:37]
Dale Hellestrae
And. And that is a. No. No.
[163:39]
Brady Bogan
The guy married someone.
[163:40]
Dale Hellestrae
Yes.
[163:41]
Brady Bogan
That used to perform oral life. Is that true? Are they still married?
[163:47]
Dale Hellestrae
Things that are.
[163:48]
Brady Bogan
I. Well, what's the point of your story then? Why did you bring it up?
[163:51]
Dale Hellestrae
Because you could have been a little more serendipus.
[163:54]
Brady Bogan
Serendipus? That's a thing. But I'll try to be serendipitous from here. All right. I'm sorry. She didn't blow you. She just gave you hand jobs.
[164:04]
Dale Hellestrae
There's no way that I could marry somebody that was with one of my friends.
[164:10]
Brady Bogan
But you're okay.
[164:11]
Dale Hellestrae
Or date.
[164:11]
Brady Bogan
I can understand that. I'm. I don't care. But, like, it wouldn't okay.
[164:15]
Dale Hellestrae
If she found you attractive and you guys had sexual relations and then she. She wants to be with me.
[164:21]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Something happened to her eyes?
[164:22]
Dale Hellestrae
No. Yeah, something happened to him that she'd had that surgery and she saw me.
[164:27]
Brady Bogan
Jesus. She had her lens replaced, saw what she was with, and then ran to you. I'd sue Dr. J. Schwartz. You have destroyed her eyes. No, but you're saying that even if it's like, a local celebrity you're not friends with or somebody in the public eye, you would not follow through with the girl you're with?
[164:44]
Dale Hellestrae
I'm sorry. If you find Bad Bunny attractive.
[164:47]
Brady Bogan
Well, he's a very handsome a man.
[164:49]
John Holmberg
He just doesn't like Puerto Ricans. He's racist.
[164:51]
Brady Bogan
That's it. It's racist.
[164:54]
John Holmberg
Oh, so they all look alike.
[164:56]
Brady Bogan
Well played, Brett. Well played, Brett. But I. But that's what I'm asking. Like, if she dated a celebrity and everybody knew the celebrity, you would not go out with it.
[165:04]
Brett Vesely
Troy.
[165:05]
Brady Bogan
Well, that's different because they're friends. Yeah, I'm talking about. I'm talking about somebody who you don't even know and never met. But they're.
[165:11]
Dale Hellestrae
Michael, that's work.
[165:14]
Brady Bogan
Nobody follows up Michael. And by the way, she would lose interest the second you tried to follow Mich. But if it's just, you know, I don't know, Timothy Chalamet and you're seeing a girl. It's like, I really like her, but her ex boyfriend's Timothy Chalamet. He's famous. He's got an Academy Award now. Are you still going through with it?
[165:33]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, since I don't really know who he is.
[165:35]
Brady Bogan
Okay. Okay. What? Morgan Wallen?
[165:38]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, bad. Like, bad.
[165:40]
Brady Bogan
Bunny.
[165:40]
John Holmberg
Chris Ledoux.
[165:41]
Brady Bogan
Chris Ledoux. Some hillbilly that you're familiar with. You'd follow up Chris.
[165:45]
Dale Hellestrae
You can't follow Chris. You might.
[165:46]
Brady Bogan
You might bang Chris Ledoux.
[165:48]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[165:48]
Brady Bogan
But if a girl dated Chris Ledoux and then met you and said, I like you, too.
[165:52]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[165:52]
Brady Bogan
You would say no because her history is too popular.
[165:55]
Dale Hellestrae
What I would say is if I'm Devin Booker and I was hot and heavy with this girl, then we broke up, or whatever you want to call they did.
[166:02]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[166:03]
Dale Hellestrae
And then she went on and didn't miss a beat.
[166:05]
Brady Bogan
So did he.
[166:07]
Dale Hellestrae
No, he didn't.
[166:08]
Brady Bogan
Hey, you think he stayed celibate after Kendall?
[166:10]
Dale Hellestrae
He just sat in his apartment.
[166:12]
Brady Bogan
He's got a small apartment. He just sits in a master and the dog. Yeah, my ex.
[166:17]
Brett Vesely
But how long would it go into, like, if you were dating for, like. Like, with your wife and she never said anything, but all sudden, five years into it, you find out. Chris Ledoux.
[166:29]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she boned Chris.
[166:30]
Brett Vesely
Are you breaking up on that immediately?
[166:32]
Dale Hellestrae
No, probably not.
[166:34]
Brady Bogan
I have a friend who struggles that he's positive, but she has not admitted to it, that his wife boned Tiger Wood, and it bothers him.
[166:43]
Dale Hellestrae
Really?
[166:43]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Because she won't say yes or no.
[166:45]
Dale Hellestrae
What would make him even think.
[166:47]
John Holmberg
If she's not saying no, then obviously it's a yes.
[166:50]
Brady Bogan
She's talked about it in ways that would lead you to believe that it possible.
[166:53]
Dale Hellestrae
Really?
[166:53]
Brady Bogan
And then she takes you to the edge.
[166:55]
Dale Hellestrae
Is she blonde and pretty?
[166:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I think. I'm almost positive it was real, because, I mean, why wouldn't she. Why would she have turned him down? Yeah.
[167:03]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, don't you just say no to Tiger Woods? No, don't. To your husband, you say no, I wasn't.
[167:08]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You don't bring it up. You don't.
[167:10]
Dale Hellestrae
You don't know.
[167:11]
Brady Bogan
You don't drag that around.
[167:11]
Dale Hellestrae
But he's what she's talked about.
[167:13]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. My ex wife, remember Jeff Jenkins, a baseball player, is really good. Played for the brewers and a couple other teams. He bounced around.
[167:21]
Dale Hellestrae
But he was with the Brewers.
[167:22]
Brady Bogan
No, no, no. He was a. He was a home run. He was a bomber in the early 2000s. So she dated her best friend, dated his brother, and so then they met and they went out, and he came back to the apartment with him, and they're sitting on the couch, and they're making out and doing what you do on dates and stuff. And he whipped it out, and she said it was too big to do it with him. So I. You know, I gave him a Hand job. Like, that's fantastic. So I got third baseline, front row seats at Wrigley Field. And I played the brewers because he's left handed. And I had a sign that said, hey, Jeff Jenkins, my wife gave you a hand job. And I said, he was in the on deck circle while I'm holding it up. And I saw him kind of swinging and looking and he's just reading it. I know, exactly. And I'm just. I was like Glenn Close in the Natural. I was just standing up with my sign. I was so proud of it. And people are like, what's your sign say? And I turn around like, is it true? I'm like, huh. About six years ago, she jerked him off. This is huge. I don't care. Why would I care? That's her past. I have a past.
[168:16]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, there's a difference also between what happened between this guy and your wife and what could have happened.
[168:22]
Brady Bogan
Who cares?
[168:23]
John Holmberg
Would you be okay following Ben Roethlisberger?
[168:26]
Brady Bogan
I would ask her DNA samples, is there still any in there? Because I'd be using my pinky to get the edges clear.
[168:38]
Dale Hellestrae
My stomach just turned.
[168:40]
Brady Bogan
That's Big Ben Roethlisberger. I'd blow Ben. I'd blow Ben to get the taste of her off of him. Yes. No, Big Ben in uniform. Oh, oh.
[168:54]
Dale Hellestrae
If he's in uniform, I'd take her.
[168:56]
Brady Bogan
To the local tattoo shop and have his autograph across the top of that thing. And I'd be like, are you doing with me? Let's go work this out with Ben. Why wouldn't I? That's.
[169:06]
Dale Hellestrae
You're sick and wrong.
[169:07]
Brady Bogan
Two Super Bowls, man.
[169:10]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah. But by the end, you were getting ready to get rid of him.
[169:13]
Brady Bogan
Well, yeah, cuz he's old, you know, but when in the prime, it depends on when he. When she.
[169:17]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, now.
[169:17]
Brady Bogan
And now he's legend status. So it changed back.
[169:19]
John Holmberg
So you're still good?
[169:20]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I'm good again. Yeah.
[169:21]
Brett Vesely
I always think about. When you say that, I always think about the court case years ago that you found that I. I couldn't believe it, but it's Kirk. Herb Street.
[169:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[169:28]
Brett Vesely
And it was a Columbus policeman testifying on that he. Herbie. Had a relation with his wife and he testified in the court with the.
[169:38]
Brady Bogan
Policeman because he's not finishing words. We don't know what to do.
[169:42]
Brett Vesely
Wife. And he testified, basically. Is this true? Yes. And it was quite an honor.
[169:47]
Brady Bogan
Herb street boned this guy's wife. And then when there's some sort of a trial, he said back. He's like, it was amazing. I'm so proud of her. She nailed a buckeye. I don't want legend. He didn't. He wasn't mad. Go away. He wasn't mad at him at all.
[169:59]
Dale Hellestrae
So why were they in court?
[170:01]
Brady Bogan
I don't. Some. I don't know, some divorce thing or something. There was something going on.
[170:04]
Brett Vesely
Or money.
[170:05]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I don't know. But he was like, that's not why I'm here. I don't want to be with her anymore. But she boned Herb.
[170:09]
Dale Hellestrae
Streets, right?
[170:09]
Brady Bogan
Aces right there. Wow. Yeah. Is there anybody that. That could happen in your family that your wife gets a pass because it's like, that's a legend. I, I. Tip of the cap.
[170:18]
Dale Hellestrae
She's with a legend.
[170:19]
Brady Bogan
Oh, for Christ.
[170:22]
Dale Hellestrae
Come on now.
[170:23]
Brady Bogan
Chris Ledoux.
[170:24]
Dale Hellestrae
I got football cards being delivered.
[170:26]
Brady Bogan
If. Yeah, it's true. If Chris Ledoux.
[170:28]
Dale Hellestrae
You said Chris Ledoux more today.
[170:31]
Brady Bogan
I don't even know who it is. But he said it, and you reacted.
[170:33]
John Holmberg
The only hillbilly I can think of.
[170:35]
Brady Bogan
I've heard the name.
[170:36]
Brett Vesely
Okay. George Jones.
[170:37]
Brady Bogan
Okay. George Straight. But if he showed interest in your wife and said, you know what? There's a beautiful lady, and your wife's like, I would really like to do.
[170:46]
Dale Hellestrae
This, but she wouldn't.
[170:48]
Brady Bogan
Well, if. If she did, you would allow Chris Ledoux? Because that's honest.
[170:52]
Dale Hellestrae
I've heard Chris Ladue's name. I don't know what he looks like.
[170:55]
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay. Yeah. So it depends on what he looks like.
[170:57]
Dale Hellestrae
What about, like, Luke Bryant?
[170:59]
Brady Bogan
Okay. How about Luke Bryant? Luke gets a pass. Gets a pass with your wife. Because how could she say no?
[171:04]
Dale Hellestrae
Because she's got me.
[171:05]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know. That's surprised. She says no to anybody, right?
[171:09]
Dale Hellestrae
She doesn't. She says no to everybody.
[171:11]
Brady Bogan
That shocks me. I'd be at the grocery store begging for something new.
[171:16]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, that's why you and I are together.
[171:19]
John Holmberg
There you go, Dale.
[171:20]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[171:21]
Brady Bogan
That's Crystal. That's a handsome man.
[171:22]
Dale Hellestrae
He's a good looking dude.
[171:23]
Brady Bogan
So you'd allow that? He's a country singer. You enjoy his music. You like everything. And there he is.
[171:29]
Dale Hellestrae
Maybe him and Megan.
[171:30]
Brady Bogan
That's an honor. Okay. I don't like country music. It just fills people with.
[171:33]
Brett Vesely
That would bother me.
[171:34]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I don't like that.
[171:35]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah.
[171:35]
Brady Bogan
It has to be legend status. Any Pittsburgh Steeler of note. Sure thing. Go nuts. I'm fine with that.
[171:42]
Dale Hellestrae
Okay.
[171:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[171:44]
Dale Hellestrae
But anyway, we got. We got way off track.
[171:47]
Brady Bogan
Go Sons.
[171:48]
Dale Hellestrae
Now that they're dating again.
[171:51]
Brady Bogan
Santonio Holmes is not a legendary spear. He just Has a catch. He blew it. Legendary catch.
[171:57]
Dale Hellestrae
How about Antonio Brown?
[171:58]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no. If you've burned bridges, you're out. And both of them.
[172:01]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, you got a lot of rules.
[172:04]
Brady Bogan
So do you. You've got a load of them, too. I have openings in my rules. You're just cut and dry.
[172:08]
Dale Hellestrae
Right?
[172:08]
Brady Bogan
My rules have. You know, there's nuance and everything else. Jerry Rome, Bettis. Have at it. Yeah. Yeah.
[172:14]
John Holmberg
Bradshaw.
[172:15]
Brady Bogan
Terry Bradshaw. He's on his way out.
[172:17]
Brett Vesely
Troy.
[172:18]
Brady Bogan
I'd fly her out to that.
[172:19]
Dale Hellestrae
Me. Joe Green.
[172:22]
Brett Vesely
Throw me the jersey.
[172:23]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah.
[172:25]
Brett Vesely
And a Coke.
[172:26]
Brady Bogan
I would be in a corner.
[172:27]
Dale Hellestrae
L.C. greenwood.
[172:28]
Brady Bogan
He's dead. But yes, Cordell is. No, he burned. He ended up being a bear at the end. It was ugly. He didn't give us anything.
[172:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Ernie Holmes.
[172:35]
Brady Bogan
Ernie Holmes. A good one. That's a good old throwback right there.
[172:37]
Dale Hellestrae
How about the guy without a tooth?
[172:39]
Brady Bogan
Jack Lambert?
[172:39]
Dale Hellestrae
Jackson. I would.
[172:41]
Brady Bogan
Not only that, I'd be like a courtroom sketch artist in the corner making that happen for me.
[172:45]
Dale Hellestrae
You'd want to watch.
[172:46]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And I would get the tissue out and clean it off, and then I'd put it in a little case.
[172:50]
John Holmberg
Mason, Rudolph. He keeps out.
[172:53]
Brady Bogan
No, I said legendary Steelers. Yeah. You wouldn't clean up.
[172:57]
John Holmberg
What about Black Jesus?
[172:58]
Brady Bogan
Wait. Oh, oh. I would. I would demand one thing with Mike Tomlin.
[173:04]
Dale Hellestrae
Good afternoon.
[173:04]
Brady Bogan
I would have to have him start that way. Second, when he's finished finishing on me, I'll be there for you. And I'll scream it. Black Jeans.
[173:19]
Brett Vesely
Bless me.
[173:19]
Brady Bogan
Wow. I'm a Steeler fan. And I mean it.
[173:22]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, I know we've gotten way off track here.
[173:24]
Brady Bogan
That's right. You were talking about the Suns. Go ahead.
[173:26]
Dale Hellestrae
Right. And how on earth you took us down. That you started.
[173:30]
Brady Bogan
You started asking me if I would. If. If you knew that your current date was seeing somebody of note, you would stop seeing her. And I say I wouldn't. That doesn't bother me.
[173:40]
Dale Hellestrae
No, but I'm saying. Is Devin Booker now dating her again?
[173:43]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[173:44]
Dale Hellestrae
She is a career killer.
[173:45]
Brady Bogan
She is. Well, no, she's not.
[173:47]
Dale Hellestrae
She might be beautiful. She might be a sweet girl and all that.
[173:50]
Brady Bogan
She did kill Ben Simmons career, which is weird because she dated Ben Simmons.
[173:55]
Dale Hellestrae
I'm just saying. The family, too.
[173:56]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. Because they. But James Harden's had a nice career, but no championships like they're. They steal truck trophies. Not too many of them that the Kardashians have nailed have gone on.
[174:07]
Dale Hellestrae
I mean, if I'm Ishby, I'm having a conversation with him.
[174:09]
John Holmberg
Well, she brought him close last time because wasn't she with him during that run?
[174:13]
Brady Bogan
Very. And that's what I'm saying. Maybe she's different. Maybe her and Devon are different.
[174:17]
Dale Hellestrae
First, best, loser came close. Yeah, they came close.
[174:20]
Brady Bogan
Okay. So that's the same as you in the national to win four rows. Took the year off. Yeah, took the year off.
[174:26]
Dale Hellestrae
Just like the Steelers.
[174:27]
Brady Bogan
Okay, that happened. The best team in football's only got six championships. And who's that? That's right. No, Patriots have six as well.
[174:37]
Dale Hellestrae
No, they have seven.
[174:39]
Brady Bogan
No, Tom has seven, the Patriots have six.
[174:43]
Dale Hellestrae
So is it Steelers?
[174:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Steelers and Patriots are tied for the most.
[174:46]
Dale Hellestrae
What about the Niners?
[174:47]
Brady Bogan
They have five.
[174:48]
Dale Hellestrae
How many of the Cowboys have five? How many do I have?
[174:52]
Brady Bogan
Three. It's way back. That's right. That's true. So we've established that Kendall Jenner is going to be just fine.
[175:00]
Dale Hellestrae
Do you want the Suns to make the play?
[175:01]
Brady Bogan
No. Well, the only reason I want to make the play in is because then that lottery pick is not available to whomever we get.
[175:07]
Dale Hellestrae
Because you know that that's.
[175:08]
Brady Bogan
Exactly. It'll be a top three pick. If they get in those bubbles bouncing around, it'll be a top three pick and that'll just be a dagger through the heart.
[175:15]
Dale Hellestrae
If they finish 11th, Cooper Flag will be going to whoever.
[175:20]
Brady Bogan
Oh, man. And. Yeah, and that's. Yeah. And that's. So if they finish in the play in, at least they're in the playoffs in the established spot. That'll be after 10 or 11. They can't. I mean, it's just brutal to think of this. So. Yeah.
[175:31]
Dale Hellestrae
Are you a college basketball fan?
[175:33]
Brady Bogan
Only the gambling. Like I don't care about the team.
[175:35]
Dale Hellestrae
Like, you watch games tonight, starting now.
[175:38]
Brady Bogan
I will. I'll kind of keep an eye on it now because it's interesting now. Now it's good.
[175:42]
Dale Hellestrae
How many games can you have on your TVs in that at home?
[175:45]
Brady Bogan
Well, right now the four. Like eight at a time.
[175:47]
Dale Hellestrae
You can have eight games?
[175:48]
Brett Vesely
Well, yeah.
[175:49]
Brady Bogan
And then the other side, I can do eight others, but they don't broadcast that many. But I can do up to six, 16 channels in there.
[175:53]
Dale Hellestrae
Really?
[175:54]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[175:54]
Dale Hellestrae
Okay.
[175:55]
Brady Bogan
It's got a four pack, the TV. But yeah, most time I don't like doing that.
[175:58]
Dale Hellestrae
No. Like it's all steeler.
[176:00]
Brady Bogan
One side's two. Four. Four games and the other side would be four games. It's the easy split screen.
[176:04]
Dale Hellestrae
All right. Because you have to have a receiver freeze TV then, right?
[176:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but I've got it all figured out. You can come over and watch sometime. If I'm watching, I probably won't.
[176:13]
Dale Hellestrae
Every time I've been over at Steelers on every screen.
[176:16]
Brady Bogan
That's right, because it's a Steelers game at a Steelers dealers bar. Why would I show another team?
[176:21]
Dale Hellestrae
Because some people come over and they're not really interested in this.
[176:24]
Brady Bogan
Well, then they can go home.
[176:26]
Dale Hellestrae
But they like the company.
[176:27]
Brady Bogan
I don't like them being there during Steven. We'll go to an LPGA event or something.
[176:32]
Brett Vesely
The 1. The 1 area could be the little sweet every now and then. Like if gas came over.
[176:37]
Brady Bogan
Oh, sure, you can sit in the corner room and watch TV in there and shut up. Yeah. But don't come in here and tell us about your game. We're not interested. Because our friend Craig's a Seahawks fan. He came by and said, can I watch in the other room? Like, yeah, you can watch the other room, but don't come barging in here. We don't care what happened in your game.
[176:52]
Dale Hellestrae
How'd you find all those hoodlums to come to your game? I mean, you drive down Indian school.
[176:58]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I just. I picked up a bunch of guys at a bus stop and a couple of homeless. No, we just. Through the years, Steeler fans. Steeler fans meet at other bars and we would drink and stay at the bars. I'm like, this is dangerous for me. You guys need to drive to my house now.
[177:12]
Dale Hellestrae
So you're still in danger.
[177:14]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they're all in danger, but I'm not. And then I make them sign disclaimer saying, yeah, you can't drive out of here drunk and blame me. It's your fault. Bring your own. So, yeah, that's how it works. Dale Hellister is here once again every Thursday. And I don't know what you came in with today, but it's good to know that we learned about each other.
[177:31]
Dale Hellestrae
Yes.
[177:32]
Brady Bogan
I think there's no guy in the world that you'd allow to do that to you.
[177:35]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[177:35]
Brady Bogan
Who's legendary status.
[177:36]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[177:37]
Brady Bogan
Old, old football legend.
[177:39]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[177:40]
Brady Bogan
Not one.
[177:41]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[177:41]
Brady Bogan
That's fine by me.
[177:42]
Dale Hellestrae
Brett, would you.
[177:44]
John Holmberg
Oh, bring the Rat Pack. Oh, yeah. Sinatra, Sinatra.
[177:48]
Brady Bogan
Sinatra could decorate Brett's face right now.
[177:51]
Paul Verzi
Oh, yeah.
[177:51]
Brett Vesely
Heartbeat, heartbeat, Tony.
[177:53]
John Holmberg
I'd use it like oil volley, but.
[177:55]
Brady Bogan
You just rub it right on in there. It would be amazing. I mean, I'm younger too, and I'm not even into that, but I want to see that. And that summer wind came blowing in across your face.
[178:09]
John Holmberg
He can do it his way.
[178:10]
Brady Bogan
That's all he wants.
[178:11]
Dale Hellestrae
I did It.
[178:12]
Brady Bogan
Oh, my way.
[178:13]
Dale Hellestrae
Hey, totally in on that, Brady.
[178:18]
Brett Vesely
It's a tough one for me.
[178:19]
Brady Bogan
Emeril Lagasse. Bam. There's nobody.
[178:25]
Dale Hellestrae
Woody Hayes.
[178:26]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Woody Hayes.
[178:27]
Brett Vesely
Woody.
[178:27]
Brady Bogan
You'd let Woody coat you? Yeah. All right. I wanted to hear that.
[178:32]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
[178:35]
Brady Bogan
Brady would cry so hard with Woody Hayes. Put it down.
[178:40]
Brett Vesely
I'll put it right there.
[178:41]
Brady Bogan
With Woody Hayes just hovering above him. Almost ready.
[178:45]
Paul Verzi
Block this.
[178:47]
Dale Hellestrae
What about Day?
[178:48]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. Ryan Day's got a natty Ryan Day.
[178:52]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I thought you meant. I thought you meant Dave Thomas.
[178:54]
Brady Bogan
No, Ryan. Dave Thomas. Him too.
[178:55]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah. Ryan Day. No.
[178:58]
Brady Bogan
Would you wear. Would you wear the Wendy's braids?
[179:01]
Brett Vesely
Yep.
[179:01]
Brady Bogan
And let Dave Thomas close for a couple of free Frosties. You do Jack Nicholas. Jack Nicklaus is a good one. That's a nice one there. Yeah, that's legendary stuff. And that's a good story. Later.
[179:14]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah. Imagine getting to tell your family.
[179:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. They'd be so excited.
[179:19]
Dale Hellestrae
I got painted.
[179:20]
Brady Bogan
Guess what? Jack Nicholas painted me today. What does that mean? Look, it's in my hands. I kept it. He's got a little tupper of it. This is going on the mantle next to all the other.
[179:33]
Brett Vesely
Eiffel Towered by Nicholas and Archie Griffin.
[179:36]
Brady Bogan
Legendary.
[179:38]
Dale Hellestrae
Could you get an Eiffel Tower position right now?
[179:41]
Brett Vesely
Right now?
[179:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, sure.
[179:43]
Dale Hellestrae
You think you could.
[179:45]
Brady Bogan
You can get on all fours? Yeah, yeah. He'd be fine with it. Put a little apple in his mouth. We're good. Anyway, Dale Hellestra is here. We're gonna do the entertainment drill. He's brought to you by our friends at Prestige billiards. Prestige billiards az.com meathead.98 is the code you use. Get games. Get all the stuff for your games. Billiard balls. I get the coolest set of billiard balls calls from him. Fantastic. They're so cool. They look beautiful. He's got all sorts of that stuff. Anything you've ever wanted for a game room, he's got it. Just ask for Meathead. AZ or A. Proceed. Sorry. Precision. What am I talking about?
[180:18]
John Holmberg
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[180:19]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my.
[180:20]
Brady Bogan
Prestige billiards.az.com. i was just thinking of Mike Tomlin just hosing me down, so I got a little distracted. It's 98K upd. It's out of control now. 88. Can you please.
[180:37]
Dale Hellestrae
Morning sickness. Morning sickness.
[180:43]
Brady Bogan
Dale Hellas Ray is here. A three time heavyweight world champion. Dale Hellestra, the Dallas Cowboys and other teams. But we count the ones where he won Super Bowls. 3 out of 16. Not bad.
[180:54]
Dale Hellestrae
And don't forget, two time defending state champion Scott Christian.
[180:59]
Brady Bogan
That's right.
[181:00]
Dale Hellestrae
You're going to come out and watch a game this year.
[181:02]
Brady Bogan
No, but I would feign interest in doing so. Yeah. So when you ask me, I'll be like, I mean, nobody does it.
[181:10]
Dale Hellestrae
Nobody can do three in a row. We got a chance.
[181:12]
Brady Bogan
Three in a row for what? 3A. 4A. What are you.
[181:15]
Dale Hellestrae
It's 2A.
[181:15]
Brady Bogan
Two way. Okay, but two in a row already.
[181:18]
Dale Hellestrae
Two in a row.
[181:19]
Brady Bogan
Scottsdale Christian Academy.
[181:21]
Dale Hellestrae
Eagles.
[181:21]
Brady Bogan
Eagles. That's right. Two time. So you got. Did you get a trophy for that school?
[181:26]
Dale Hellestrae
Did.
[181:27]
Brady Bogan
Oh, they don't give them out to everybody.
[181:29]
Dale Hellestrae
No. You could buy a ring. Jerry bought us two boltron trophies.
[181:32]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but you brought it to my house.
[181:34]
Dale Hellestrae
Oh, I thought you didn't see it.
[181:37]
Brady Bogan
No, I brought it to the. It was. I was there.
[181:39]
Dale Hellestrae
I just dried.
[181:40]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I'm not gonna put myself in pictures.
[181:42]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah, but you polished it.
[181:43]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I polished it, yeah. Oh, I polished.
[181:46]
Dale Hellestrae
Did you paint it?
[181:48]
Brady Bogan
I wouldn't have painted that. I would have allowed that to live on its own. Before we get into the entertainment drill, thoughts on. Have you seen the Stephen A. Smith, LeBron James thing?
[181:56]
Dale Hellestrae
I have.
[181:56]
Brady Bogan
Stephen A. Smith goes. So LeBron James confronted Stephen A. Smith about two weeks ago at a game saying, hey, stop talking bad about Bronnie. It's my son. And he basically said, as a father to the media, he's off the scrutiny list. You can't scrutinize my son.
[182:11]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[182:12]
Brady Bogan
I'm LeBron James. And to his credit, Stephen A. Smith was like, yes, I can. He's a professional athlete. And I understand why you're coming at me as a father, but you got to remember, he's also a basketball player. And there's, you know, you. You did this.
[182:25]
Brett Vesely
There's difference, right?
[182:26]
Brady Bogan
So then yesterday, Stephen A. Smith goes on and says something to the effect of somebody said, what would you have done if LeBron laid hands on you? He'd have punched him. I would have punched him right in the face when I would egregious to come up and ask me those questions. And so I don't know who to root for in that.
[182:44]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, number one, he did follow it up with I got my. Oh, did he?
[182:48]
Brady Bogan
I didn't hear that part. I just saw the headline.
[182:50]
Dale Hellestrae
I'm like, I said I'd have punched him, but I got my ass beat.
[182:53]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but who are you rooting for there? Stephen A to land a solid shot or LeBron to close him? Like, let's say it goes to blows.
[183:01]
Dale Hellestrae
I like Lebron more than most people. And again, I don't want to get an argument who's the best ever, blah, blah, blah.
[183:09]
Brady Bogan
Because it's Michael Jordan.
[183:10]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, I see. I would say Will Chamberlain.
[183:12]
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay. I'll go back to Kareem and Wilt. Yeah. But again, competition a little different. But okay, good argument.
[183:18]
Dale Hellestrae
But it's such a weird situation, playing with your son.
[183:22]
Brady Bogan
What?
[183:24]
Dale Hellestrae
Playing basketball.
[183:25]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I see what you're saying. Isolate that one.
[183:28]
Dale Hellestrae
Jeez, We.
[183:30]
Brett Vesely
This guy.
[183:31]
Brady Bogan
This guy.
[183:32]
Dale Hellestrae
I can't have a conversation.
[183:34]
Brady Bogan
Well, because you keep saying all that dirty stuff, I got to straighten you up.
[183:38]
Dale Hellestrae
Is there ever been another player who's a dad playing basketball with his son? No.
[183:43]
Brady Bogan
We've made that a big deal.
[183:45]
Brett Vesely
It's a first.
[183:45]
Dale Hellestrae
Right. And was he ready for the NBA? No, but he is playing a little.
[183:50]
Brady Bogan
Bit better in the G League.
[183:52]
Dale Hellestrae
Right. But he's also had a couple decent gains with the Lakers. He beat the Suns. I promise you that. But anyway, it's a low bar. I know. I think it's a weird situation. I can see, as a dad, the protective instinct taking over. But then I'd also take a step back and say, you know what? But that's the thing.
[184:12]
Brady Bogan
And isn't, as a dad, your job to go, hey, you're starting to feel this. I feel it all the time. Here's how you handle it. Rather than go to the media and say, stop it, which is going to make it worse.
[184:21]
Dale Hellestrae
See, I never heard what. What Stephen A. Said about him. Was it anything personal, or is it just all bass personal?
[184:27]
Brady Bogan
But Stephen A. So it was personal stuff that basically said he wouldn't be in the league without his dad, and this is a LeBron move. And, you know. And, you know, he's gone on and on about Brownie not being ready, and he's right.
[184:37]
Dale Hellestrae
Right.
[184:38]
Brady Bogan
But that's the.
[184:39]
Dale Hellestrae
Screw.
[184:39]
Brady Bogan
Even if it is personal, that's just a media guy you can turn and go, I don't deal with you anymore. You can cut him off, but you try to threaten him and say, don't talk about my son. You're gonna make it. Look at what it's done. It's done nothing for LeBron.
[184:49]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[184:49]
Brady Bogan
Stephen A. Is doing innocent views. He's bouncing around, getting more stuff. More. He's gonna get a raise. Yeah. He'll get another 10 million a year. So I. But I. In a fistfight, I don't know who I'd root for. And you'd root for LeBron.
[185:01]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, there's. There's no rooting. I mean LeBron.
[185:04]
Brady Bogan
I know, but just. I mean, hey, look, eight pounds of pressure on an open jaw knocks everybody out. So if he catches.
[185:11]
Brett Vesely
Going the other way.
[185:12]
Brady Bogan
If he catches LeBron just. Right. No, I don't know. That's the thing. I wouldn't mind seeing both. Both of them. Yeah. Can they both lose horribly injured in this battle?
[185:20]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, you got to send them to what? Whatever.
[185:25]
Brady Bogan
Knuckle Cops.
[185:26]
John Holmberg
Knuckle Cops. Great band name though.
[185:30]
Dale Hellestrae
We're changing the name.
[185:32]
Brady Bogan
Reactdefense.com the Home of Knuckle cops.
[185:36]
Dale Hellestrae
I sent Stephen A. There for a month.
[185:40]
Brady Bogan
Hey, it's not size of the dog. The dog in the fights. I hate to say that with all the dog fighting news, but. Yeah, it's true. Oh, that I did see Leon Johnson, former.
[185:50]
Dale Hellestrae
Former cardinal.
[185:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[185:52]
Dale Hellestrae
$190.
[185:54]
Brady Bogan
You just ask questions. When somebody's got that many dogs, something's bad going on. Anyway, it's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends at React Defense, home of the knuckle cops known as tactical Black. If you want to get in on this deal right now, their seminars selling out fast. Especially the women's self defense seminar. You got to get your daughters up in that. They. They would love it. They're athletes.
[186:13]
Dale Hellestrae
Yes.
[186:14]
Brady Bogan
Oh my God. They would love it.
[186:16]
Dale Hellestrae
Okay.
[186:16]
Brady Bogan
And the women's self defense seminar is an amazing thing and. Oh, I would love to hear your take on that. We'll get you in on that if you want. Get them in there. And it is. It is an empowering thing. It's not just physical everything. It's mentally empowering. They have the ability to get into the seminar still. It's open to the public. But the. The package is now missing. It's just one thing. So you can still sign up for your two months at 199 bucks. It doesn't include seminary. They sold pulled out of those. So just a couple left. If you want to get it on that. We'll get Dale's daughters in there. Maybe that'll close it out. You have to do this. Get Brooke in there too. It's great.
[186:48]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, I. I have no doubt that. That in this day and age.
[186:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[186:52]
Dale Hellestrae
Especially as well I think as a man too. But especially as a woman. Yeah. That in your arsenal.
[186:58]
Brady Bogan
Oh. Just. It's just that seminar alone will change everything. And then you start doing all the day to day stuff. It's amazing. Check it all out. Reactdefense.com As a qualified father, Dale says get your daughters as fast as possible and Wife and wives. Yeah. And yourself. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.
[187:15]
Brett Vesely
Marvel announced the cast of the next Avengers movie. Avengers Doomsday. It includes some of the old school X Men and part of the MCU now because Disney bought 21st Century Fox.
[187:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[187:28]
Brett Vesely
So you're getting Patrick Stewart back. Oh, Ian McKellen, James Martin. Who is Cyclops. Rebecca Romaine.
[187:37]
Brady Bogan
They're doing X Men again.
[187:39]
Brett Vesely
Alan Cumming, old X Men, Kelsey Grammer, all of them.
[187:44]
Dale Hellestrae
Kelsey Grammer, Yeah.
[187:47]
Brady Bogan
Frazier was the beast in the X Men.
[187:49]
Dale Hellestrae
Okay.
[187:49]
Brady Bogan
How about that.
[187:50]
Brett Vesely
But they're also bringing in Channing Tatum's Gambit, which made its debut in Deadpool and Wolverine. Interesting ones that aren't on the list. And then Robert down there junior is coming back. But he's the villain. Doctor.
[188:04]
Brady Bogan
Doctor Doom. Yeah. Which was the only like series that all those comic book movies I thought were any good were the first couple. X Men. They're phenomenal movies. On top of all the other Marvel things are. There's a couple okay ones, but for the most part they all suck. That's interesting, but it's so many old people.
[188:23]
Brett Vesely
Also join in on the fun. They're making their it's debut. Fantastic Four. First steps comes out this July. You got Thor, Loki, Ant Man, Shang Chi, Anthony Mackie's Captain America.
[188:41]
Brady Bogan
It's a lot of cartoons I don't like. I don't. I don't care for any of the Marvel movies. There's. It's just the same over and over. It's boring. It's for dumb. Some people who like explosions and pretty colors and it just comes.
[188:52]
Dale Hellestrae
I just don't know where you come up with all the time because this morning I heard you as I was driving in saying you read all about this shining veil or whatever.
[189:00]
Brady Bogan
The Covenant. The Ark of the Covenant. You don't know what the Ark. You coach Scottsdale, Christian. You don't know the Ark of the Covenant?
[189:08]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[189:08]
Brady Bogan
Oh, interesting.
[189:09]
Dale Hellestrae
I guarantee it's not hiding under a temple.
[189:11]
Brady Bogan
Wow, Brady was crazy. There's no reason to listen.
[189:14]
Brett Vesely
They've been hiding it for years.
[189:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they've lost Bert and John. Exactly. Look, you're gonna keep me out of there. A couple rules. I want that though. Silly. Yeah, I know a lot of a lot about a little a little about a lot.
[189:26]
Brett Vesely
You knew about the arc of the Covenant?
[189:28]
Dale Hellestrae
No, I've heard of it, but I did not know it was under some temple.
[189:31]
Brady Bogan
No, it's it nobody it.
[189:32]
John Holmberg
Nobody knows.
[189:33]
Brady Bogan
Don't get it started again. Don't Freddy's argument was horribly dumb.
[189:37]
Brett Vesely
On Billy Corgan's podcast yesterday, he had Corey Feldman as a guest.
[189:43]
Brady Bogan
Feldman.
[189:44]
Brett Vesely
He told some stuff, stories. He said that he was actually cast as Arnie in 1993. What's eating Gilbert grape? Which was Leonardo DiCapro's Carry character. But he said the cast got him fired. Johnny Depp in the Cat didn't like him and didn't like him.
[190:03]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[190:03]
Brett Vesely
Got him out of there.
[190:04]
Brady Bogan
I see that to be quite possible is that Corey Feldman walking around a movie set being a junkie.
[190:09]
Brett Vesely
He was a junkie at the time. And he says it didn't work. You don't work with junkies. He goes, I got sober. Then he just got out of rehab and he turned his life around and was trying to help River Phoenix at the time, who Depp was running with. Yeah, no, that's.
[190:27]
Brady Bogan
They were all junkies, by the way.
[190:30]
Brett Vesely
Then there was Titanic, which he claimed he was in contention for. But he adds that I was okay because, well, I wasn't as close to that as Leo was.
[190:42]
Brady Bogan
Kevin Ray has just emailed in and said we need to get Dale to the Knuckle Cops. And I gotta agree, get the Knuckle. Dale in the knuckle cops. The worst 80s band I've ever heard in my life. Dale Hellister and the Knuckle Cops, the last one.
[190:54]
Brett Vesely
He said he was in the running pretty close to winning the role of Samwise Gamgee in the Lord of the Rings, but he couldn't put the weight on. Said Sean was.
[191:05]
Brady Bogan
Billy Corgan's podcast is probably pretty interesting because he is a fairly good communicator. He's like a good. Like, listening to him talk is always. He's got depth. Lead singer, the Smashing Pumpkin st. Yeah. Billy Corgan. Yeah, you knew that. That was big back when you were in Dallas.
[191:19]
Dale Hellestrae
Smashing Pumpkin, the Great Band.
[191:21]
Brett Vesely
Dale's got a story.
[191:22]
Brady Bogan
All right, Dale, go ahead.
[191:23]
Dale Hellestrae
No, but real quick. It seems like all these roles he was close to.
[191:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
[191:29]
Dale Hellestrae
They're just taking his word for it.
[191:31]
Brady Bogan
And he's also a lunatic.
[191:34]
Dale Hellestrae
If I had a dollar for every person said, oh, yeah, it's a lady. Last cut from sure. The Lions.
[191:38]
Brady Bogan
Right.
[191:39]
Dale Hellestrae
You don't know if you're the last. No, they're cutting 20 guys at a time.
[191:45]
Brady Bogan
And yeah, I was in the third round of cuts when the Cubs had spring training open tryouts during the strike year of 1994. 5. Whenever it was. And I was proud of myself. But then I realized there were like 18 rounds of pretty quickly dismissed I.
[192:02]
Dale Hellestrae
Was like, four or five.
[192:04]
Brady Bogan
They're like, all right, you, you and you, get over there. And I'm like, that's one round. I see you fellas. So long, suckers. And then third round, I'm running out of gas. It's been like 25 minutes of playing baseball. That's an awful lot to ask. I just got off the couch, and then they told me to go home. And I'm like, that's three rounds of cut. So there must be like eight guys left. And then a whole new slew of people started to walk out of the thing. And I'm like, ah.
[192:26]
Dale Hellestrae
I wasn't the last guy.
[192:27]
Brady Bogan
No, I wasn't even close to the last. I was one of the first. I know that. It's like, this guy's gotta go.
[192:33]
Dale Hellestrae
All right, so the story that Brady has me reading today has to do with under underwear and some person named Elizabeth. Elizabeth Moss.
[192:43]
Brady Bogan
You know who that is?
[192:44]
Dale Hellestrae
She's a model, right?
[192:49]
Brady Bogan
Nope, that's. Oh, you're getting close, though, because Kate Moss is. Okay, Elizabeth Moss is from Mad Men, Handmaid's Tale.
[192:57]
Dale Hellestrae
No.
[192:58]
Brady Bogan
Okay. You're not gonna know her. Elizabeth Moss on the tv, not familiar.
[193:03]
John Holmberg
You've seen her, find her in the madness outfit.
[193:06]
Brady Bogan
You don't know. Yeah, she's been in the handsmade tables, her big thing.
[193:09]
Dale Hellestrae
Well, that. Well, that's what this one's about. Okay, it's a little weird because she was asking for her character's underwear after the film and all that, which was specifically designed for.
[193:21]
Brady Bogan
Sized for her.
[193:22]
Dale Hellestrae
Yeah. And on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Elizabeth said that someone on the staff actually submitted a written request for the underwear to.
[193:30]
Brady Bogan
Get her underwear, and they were going to give that to someone other than her.
[193:33]
Dale Hellestrae
She doesn't want. It was. And. And that. And that's as well.
[193:38]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's not normal.
[193:39]
Dale Hellestrae
I went to work with these people.
[193:40]
Brady Bogan
She said, yeah, that's not normal.
[193:42]
Dale Hellestrae
I want to know who wants my underwear.
[193:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, the underwear is gone.
[193:46]
Brady Bogan
Dale, would you let Julia Roberts, who is the star of your favorite movie of all time, Notting Hill.
[193:51]
Dale Hellestrae
Yes.
[193:52]
Brady Bogan
Which surprised all of us. Her brother is Eric Roberts.
[193:56]
Dale Hellestrae
He's a guy in chips, right?
[193:58]
Brady Bogan
No, that's Eric Estrada. Okay, you know what? I'm not even gonna finish this question. We're done. We're done here.
[194:05]
John Holmberg
So you're guys tomorrow.
[194:05]
Brady Bogan
See you at Knuckle Cops. Is that it, Brady? Yeah. All right, that'll do it. We're all done. Dale, thanks for coming in once again.
[194:12]
Dale Hellestrae
Always good to see you, Johnny.
[194:13]
Brady Bogan
Dale. Hellistry, has his show on WTV.
[194:16]
Dale Hellestrae
WTV, WTSM tv.com with a another former Dobson.
[194:21]
Brady Bogan
WTSMtv.com yes, correct. Okay, you can see Dale and Steve's show over there. What's his. What's his name again?
[194:28]
Dale Hellestrae
Steve McColl.
[194:28]
Brady Bogan
That's right, Steve McCollum. He's. We got their show going on. If you want to listen to that podcast, if you want to see Dale live, you can go follow the the line of Brady shaped Korean women. That's out at the LPGA today. That's where Dale will be in that. It's good. It's like ducks crossing the road. Oh, they're all shaped like Brady. And they all have haircuts like Mo from the Three Stooges. It's a great event. You should head on out there immediately.
[194:56]
Dale Hellestrae
We're done.
[194:56]
Brady Bogan
You guys have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning. Oh, wait. Brett's at Eos tonight. Which one? Yeah, you don't know?
[195:02]
John Holmberg
I don't know.
[195:02]
Brady Bogan
Off air.
[195:02]
Brett Vesely
And Brett, he's at one.
[195:04]
Brady Bogan
Well, it's too late.
[195:05]
John Holmberg
It's in Queen Creek. Let me get the exact address.
[195:08]
Brady Bogan
Oh, the Queen Creek Eos. Yeah.
[195:10]
John Holmberg
Well, there's like two of them. Hang on.
[195:11]
Brady Bogan
Five to seven. Queen Creek and Rittenhouse.
[195:16]
Dale Hellestrae
Talk about.
[195:16]
Brady Bogan
Oh, this is terrible.
[195:18]
John Holmberg
Ellsworth and Riggs.
[195:20]
Brady Bogan
Ellsworth and Rigs. Five to seven o'clock. Correct.
[195:22]
John Holmberg
They just opened a new one.
[195:23]
Brady Bogan
Yes. Five, seven. Brett will be out there at Eos tonight. We're done. Larry's next. See you tomorrow. Bye. It's out of control now.