Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 27, 2025 Host: John Holmberg Guests: Brady Bogen, Brett, Dick Toledo

Introduction

In the March 27, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg navigates through a mix of intense sports commentary and personal anecdotes, all delivered with his signature blend of humor and candidness. Joined by Brady Bogen and Brett, the team delves into last night's NBA showdown, the excitement surrounding MLB Opening Day, and the chaotic experience of Brady hosting his brother Tom for the weekend.

NBA Showdown: Suns vs. Celtics

John Holmberg kicks off the conversation by dissecting the recent NBA game where the Boston Celtics decisively defeated the Phoenix Suns. He expresses disappointment over the Suns' performance, highlighting the Celtics' dominance and the impact of their fervent fanbase.

"Last night, the Suns were shown what it's like to be an actual contender by a team called the Boston Celtics."
— John Holmberg [00:48]

Holmberg criticizes the Suns' coaching strategies, particularly their over-reliance on three-point shooting against a Celtics team adept at it. He also laments the lack of passionate support from Suns fans, suggesting that financial motivations overshadow true fandom.

"The Suns fans just let it happen for the money thing because they're not really attached to steam."
— John Holmberg [03:10]

The conversation touches on the intimidating atmosphere created by the Celtics' fans, with Holmberg noting the overwhelming green-themed support that dampened the Suns' spirit.

MLB Opening Day: Diamondbacks and Cubs in Town

Transitioning from basketball to baseball, Holmberg announces the excitement of MLB Opening Day, featuring both the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Chicago Cubs visiting town. This sets the stage for his bold proclamation regarding the Diamondbacks' season prospects.

"24 hours later Diamondbacks, Cubs. The baseball season starts today, which is crazy."
— John Holmberg [04:33]

John Holmberg's Bold Bet on the Diamondbacks

In a spirited segment, Holmberg makes a daring proclamation about the Diamondbacks' performance relative to the Los Angeles Dodgers. He vows to get a large Arizona Diamondbacks tattoo if the team outperforms the Dodgers in the standings or playoff achievements.

"If the Diamondbacks finish this season ahead of the Dodgers in the standings, I'll have the Arizona Diamondbacks logo tattooed to my back, neck to ass. Let it be written. Let it be done."
— John Holmberg [07:10]

The bet becomes a focal point of the discussion, with Holmberg outlining various scenarios under which he would fulfill his promise, including the Diamondbacks securing a wild card spot or surpassing the Dodgers in the playoffs.

"If they're a wild card in the playoffs and they play the Dodgers and knock the Dodgers out or go farther than the Dodgers in the playoffs... I'll get a tattoo of the Arizona Diamondbacks from my neck to my ass."
— John Holmberg [09:56]

Brady humorously jots down the bet, while the team debates the feasibility of the Diamondbacks challenging the Dodgers' prowess.

Personal Anecdotes: Brady Hosts His Brother Tom

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Brady Bogen's less-than-ideal experience hosting his brother Tom during his visit from Cleveland. The trio humorously critiques Brady's attempts to entertain Tom, highlighting a series of underwhelming activities that left Tom dissatisfied.

"Brady, for those who don't know, his brother's in town. Flew all the way here from Cleveland to Ohio and is visiting Brady. And so far Brady's taken him to a closed Vietnamese restaurant, a place called Bong Bong."
— John Holmberg [16:00]

The discussion underscores the mismatch between Tom's expectations and the mundane outings, such as attending a low-key LPGA event and a lackluster tennis recital. Holmberg empathizes with Tom's plight, suggesting that Brady's efforts fall short of making the visit enjoyable.

"It's just awful to take like you and Ronnie are obligated. That's a great thing for you guys. It's your World Series. Bring in somebody who's not involved in her day to day life. That's torture."
— John Holmberg [17:45]

The team continues to rib Brady about his choices, advocating for more meaningful activities like attending a baseball game or enjoying a hearty dinner to make up for the lackluster plans.

"You should be ashamed of yourself. Ashamed? You fly all the way to Cleveland and he drops you off at Culver's."
— John Holmberg [29:36]

Future Plans and Concluding Remarks

As the episode nears its end, Holmberg reiterates his confidence in the Diamondbacks' potential, despite acknowledging the Dodgers' financial and roster advantages. The team wraps up with light-hearted banter about future outings and the ongoing challenges of balancing personal obligations with quality time.

"I just can't imagine. Because the Dodgers can afford to have a few hiccups. The Diamondbacks can't have any injuries."
— John Holmberg [12:27]

Holmberg closes with a humorous nod to his earlier bet, emphasizing the unpredictability of sports and the personal commitments that intertwine with professional discussions on the show.

"We love you, Tom Bogan. More than your brother, evidently, because he's trying to get you to kill yourself."
— John Holmberg [35:50]

Notable Quotes

• "If the Diamondbacks finish this season ahead of the Dodgers in the standings, I'll have the Arizona Diamondbacks logo tattooed to my back, neck to ass. Let it be written. Let it be done."
  — John Holmberg [07:10]

• "Last night, the Suns were shown what it's like to be an actual contender by a team called the Boston Celtics."
  — John Holmberg [00:48]

• "It's just awful to take like you and Ronnie are obligated. That's a great thing for you guys. It's your World Series."
  — John Holmberg [17:45]

Conclusion

The March 27 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a dynamic blend of sports analysis and personal storytelling, anchored by John Holmberg's engaging commentary and the candid interactions with Brady and Brett. From dissecting high-stakes NBA games to navigating the challenges of family visits, the show delivers both insightful and entertaining content for its listeners.

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