03-28-25 - BR - FRI - New Dating Term Floodlighting - Plumbing Co Story Leads To Tony Romas Grease Trap Story - SciNews On Solar Eclipse And Brady's Extensive Donut Knowledge - Breast Milk Ice Cream Leads To Toledo's Breastmilk Story

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Podcast Summary (03-28-25)

Released on March 28, 2025 by 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

In the March 28, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogan and Dick Toledo, delivered a lively mix of humor, listener anecdotes, and topical discussions. Below is a detailed summary capturing the episode's key moments, insights, and humorous exchanges.

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I. Shade Solutions and All Pro Shade Concepts [00:40 - 04:32]

The show kicked off with Brady Bogan promoting All Pro Shade Concepts, discussing the importance of proper shading solutions for homes in sunny Arizona. He recounted a humorous yet critical listener story about a poorly constructed backyard shade:

[02:19] Dick Toledo: "It's a fastback."

[02:43] Brady Bogan: "Yeah, create like tight. You need shade now and more importantly for what's going on inside."

Brady emphasized the benefits of professional shade installations, highlighting how automated systems can prevent mishaps like those experienced by listeners dealing with excessive sun exposure.

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II. National Hot Tub Day & Black Forest Cake [04:32 - 07:03]

Dick Toledo introduced the day’s celebrations, mentioning National Hot Tub Day and National Black Forest Cake Day:

[04:32] Dick Toledo: "Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it."

The hosts shared light-hearted banter about hot tubs, infusing humor into discussions about the appropriateness of group use, leading to laughs and playful jabs among the trio.

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III. Radio Listenership Among Gen Z [08:08 - 09:20]

A significant segment focused on media consumption trends among Generation Z:

[08:00] Dick Toledo: "There's a new report about radio and IT found that 78% of Gen Zers listen to the radio."

[09:01] Brady Bogan: "And it's not to say that nobody's listening to the radio anymore, but most of the radio stations aren't worth listening to..."

Brady critiqued the current state of radio programming, suggesting that poor management has led to a decline in quality, despite a substantial Gen Z listenership.

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IV. New Dating Term: Floodlighting [09:38 - 12:03]

The hosts introduced and dissected the newly coined dating term "floodlighting", which refers to oversharing personal information too soon in a relationship:

[09:57] Dick Toledo: "There's a new dating term called floodlighting. It's when you expose way too much about yourself way too soon."

The discussion included humorous examples and personal anecdotes, illustrating the awkwardness and potential pitfalls of floodlighting in dating scenarios.

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V. Plumbing Company Story: Tony Roma's Grease Trap [12:15 - 18:35]

A listener shared a contentious experience involving Heverin Plumbing at Tony Roma's:

[12:15] Dick Toledo: "A plumbing company in Indiana is in the news after a customer didn't pay."

Brady recounted how the service led to repeated issues, resulting in inflated charges and a standoff with the restaurant. The hosts humorously criticized the plumber's tactics, including the installation of a balloon to block drains until payment was made.

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VI. Science News: Solar Eclipse [18:35 - 20:17]

In their Science News segment, Brady discussed a partial solar eclipse:

[18:35] Dick Toledo: "There's a partial solar eclipse tomorrow..."

[19:02] Brady Bogan: "Sucks. Why bring it up? Here's something you can't have or see or touch."

The hosts debated visibility, with Brady expressing disappointment that most listeners wouldn't get to witness the event firsthand.

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VII. Donut Shop Stereotype Debate [20:23 - 29:48]

A spirited debate ensued over the ethnic ownership of Bosa Donuts, with Dick asserting it's Asian-owned and Brady reinforcing the point amidst humor:

[24:36] Brady Bogan: "This guy says, boss and Drizzle owned and operated by Asians. Bosa is Asian, not Mexican."

[24:47] Dick Toledo: "Yeah. I'd say they're the best."

The conversation delved into stereotypes and cultural influences in local businesses, all while maintaining a comedic tone.

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VIII. Breast Milk Ice Cream Story [34:02 - 38:19]

The hosts discussed a bizarre new product: Breast Milk Ice Cream, exploring its flavor profile and ethical considerations:

[34:14] Brady Bogan: "You are Chris or you are Martin. ... She shot that breast milk in my mouth across the studio."

[34:38] Dick Toledo: "Sweet, creamy, nutrient-packed goodness we've all wanted to try."

The segment combined amusement with gross-out humor as Brady and Dick navigated the unconventional nature of the product.

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IX. Viral Videos Segment: Pancake Baby and Others [44:00 - 54:50]

A fun yet crass segment featured the hosts reacting to various viral video clips:

• Pancake Baby: A flat baby animation that ended unhappily.

[44:18] Brady Bogan: "It was like Rugrat in real life... That's the flattest baby I've ever seen."

• Turtle Bites Donut Shop Owner: A clip where a turtle aggressively interacts with a shop owner.

[47:23] Brady Bogan: "There's a turtle. Oh, God. She bites the head off of this thing."

The hosts provided humorous and exaggerated commentary on these unsettling and graphic videos, blending shock value with their characteristic banter.

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X. Hard Mountain Dew Promotion [43:35 - 44:00]

The episode included a light-hearted discussion about a new product launch:

[42:55] Larry McFeely: "Hard Mountain Dew."

[43:34] Brady Bogan: "Settle down. ... It was the same thing. Is that the octopus..."

The hosts joked about the branding and marketing strategies of Hard Mountain Dew, linking it humorously to other controversial drink names.

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XI. Closing Remarks and Final Banter [54:00 - 55:03]

As the episode drew to a close, the hosts wrapped up with final jokes and farewells:

[54:42] Dick Toledo: "Everything that sure? Brady, report. I need a jog."

[54:53] Brady Bogan: "Happy Friday, boys."

[55:03] Dick Toledo: "We got a German mom. Alexandra Hildebrandt is still in record books."

The trio ended the show on a high note, maintaining the humorous and irreverent tone that defines Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivered a blend of humor, listener stories, and topical discussions, all woven together with the hosts' signature banter. From quirky product talks to contentious stereotypes and bizarre viral videos, the show provided an entertaining start to the day for its Arizona audience.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan [02:19]: "It has no ass." (Discussing the poorly constructed shade solution.)

• Dick Toledo [04:32]: "Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it."

• Brady Bogan [08:37]: "My name's Boob. I'm Howard Boob. I'm Boob Boob. I'm Wabi Boob. I'm Richard Boob."

• John Holmberg [12:59]: "There we go. Jim."

• Brady Bogan [22:56]: "You're a plumber. Don't you have anything you can kind of keep and put back in there?"

• Dick Toledo [44:18]: "Sweet, creamy, nutrient-packed goodness we've all wanted to try."

These quotes exemplify the show's blend of humor, sarcasm, and candid conversations, making it a favorite among its listeners.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

Flaming out, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

God damn it. I'm suing this place while they still got a couple bucks in their pocket. I'll get them to declare bankruptcy before it's all over. That hurt. Get some equipment in here. That's good. It's time now for the Brady Report. It's all the news that Brady knows, and we are brought to you by good people over at all Pro Shade Concepts. I just got an email from a guy. I was like, I get a whole backyard, and I don't even have a. He doesn't have an awning. He sent me a picture. It was yesterday, actually. He sent me a picture. His backyard. It's like the whole back patio is just gone. And I'm like, you do need shade, but is everything okay? Like, are you in Myanmar? What happened to your house? And he goes, oh, one of the posts on the back thing came down, so we just tore it all down. So it's just, it's just a house. Just a house.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a fastback.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a fastback house. It has no ass. And I'm like, yeah, you definitely need to call them just to know if that was a thing they did. And I'm like, yeah, create like tight. You need shade now and more importantly for what's going on inside. I didn't even think of that until I saw that. Like, if you've got a window that's getting clobbered by the sun, there it is.

[Dick Toledo]

Cousin had that facing west.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Create.

[Dick Toledo]

You'd burn your hands on the. Opening the door in the back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you don't want to create something and they'll help you out. This dude, the back of his house is missing. It's like, yeah, I know, it's. Again, it's. Yeah, it's a fastback stripper. Like, the house didn't look terrible. The backyard was a little messy. I'm not gonna lie to you. The backyard's a little messy. He could get a couple, but start there. Clean it up.

[John Holmberg]

Taylor Swift in your backyard.

[Brady Bogan]

Your house looks like Taylor Swift without all the hits. Yeah, it was weird. I'm like, that's so strange to see. Like, my brain wanted to place a back patio where it should be just concrete.

[Dick Toledo]

I saw a clever makeshift one yesterday on the golf course. These people cut, you know, the extended umbrella, like a nine foot umbrella, and they cut it in half and put that up against the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, that's hillbilly. Where were you going from? Apache Junction.

[Dick Toledo]

Close.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Gold Canyon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah, it's the Apache Junction of Apache Junction. All right, don't do that. Just call all Pro Shade Concepts and get that stuff done right. Don't cut umbrellas in half. And yeah, do it right.

[Dick Toledo]

Like one micro burst and that's 10.

[Brady Bogan]

Over and it's gonna blow through your house and go. Just do it right. The good thing, like Brady said about all Pro Shade, he's got them at his house. When the winds get going or the weather gets no good, they automatically retreat. Yeah, they read before you. So you. There's really no way to screw this up. Everybody's left an umbrella open and the storm comes and you gotta pull it out of the pool. And that's like a ten man job. You don't have to worry about that. They'll take care of you. And the sun is gonna be out. You know that you live in Arizona. We got a lot of that. So help them or call them and have them help you create a bunch of shade. They did it at Brady's place and he's got a whole new outside room, basically because the sun isn't beaten down on it. So get on it. AllProche.com brings you this Brady Report. Brady reporter.

[Dick Toledo]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Dick Toledo]

Happy National Hot Tub Day and National Black Forest Cake Day in a hot tub.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing better than a big, fat, tough cake and a hot dog. Or a hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog and a cake.

[Dick Toledo]

Some hot dogs in the hot tub.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, God.

[Dick Toledo]

Chlorine taste.

[Brady Bogan]

Hot tubs are for individuals only, not for groups. Unless you're going to have sex in them. And that's just because they're gross.

[Dick Toledo]

Couple of basic fun facts.

[Brady Bogan]

You get in there with the fam.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Just alone.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm. I'm basically the only one that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. If I get in the hot tub, it's usually a post sporting event type thing or I've blown my body up in some way that I'm like, I gotta soak.

[Dick Toledo]

If I.

[Brady Bogan]

It's an alone.

[Dick Toledo]

I re up the hot tub.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that?

[Dick Toledo]

I might just go like renting when it goes out. You know, they don't last forever.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's true. Nothing does. Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

Right. I'll probably go to two man.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Dick Toledo]

It's a four man spa right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Quit saying man. Just two persons. So one manager. Yeah. He's getting a shower.

[Dick Toledo]

More people have walked on the moon. Total of 12. Then have scored an earned run off legendary New York Yankees closer Mariano Rivera.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up.

[Dick Toledo]

In the postseason.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, I was going to say he's given up more than 12 runs, but not in the postseason.

[Dick Toledo]

11.

[Brady Bogan]

That guy pitched in 15 postseasons and he gave up 11 runs total earned.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And one of them, the Diamondbacks. I didn't know. That makes the 2001 championship better.

[Dick Toledo]

Amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

That is mind blowing. How many games did he play in the postseason? Well, don't guess. You just.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, just say you don't know. Did you see that, Brett? I asked him and he looked away like he was going to pull a number out because he should have let him go. I want to say I don't.

[Dick Toledo]

More than one?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, then it wouldn't be a stat. He gave up 11 runs and. Man, that's incredible. That's one of the biggest 96 games in the postseason. Postseason games.

[John Holmberg]

41 innings pitched, 12 earned runs, 70 ERA in the postseason.

[Brady Bogan]

How many innings pitched, you say?

[John Holmberg]

140. 141 innings pitched, 70 ERA.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

42 saves in postseason, most in MLB history. Eight and one. One hundred and ten strikeouts. Only two home runs allowed.

[Brady Bogan]

He gave up a run every 12th inning he pitched.

[John Holmberg]

And he was a one inning guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, for the most part. So, yeah. That is astronomical numbers. Holy Christmas.

[Dick Toledo]

The woman who invented the chocolate chip cookie was Ruth Wakefield, not Bunny Bogan.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dick Toledo]

She sold the recipe to nestle in the 1930s in exchange for a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[Brady Bogan]

Did it did. Yeah. Good thinking. Chocolate chip cookies didn't ever make anybody any money. Smart move, lady.

[Dick Toledo]

Biscotti comes from the Latin words bis and cocked em.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Which means twice or baked. Twice.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a new report about radio and IT found that 78% of Gen Zers listen to the radio.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Dick Toledo]

The London Evening Standard did a story declaring that radio is back and Gen Z's listening habits are changing the face of media. They say a lot of young people are sick of digital everything, so they're gravitating toward old school analog tech. Sir, More and more.

[Brady Bogan]

The number.

[Larry McFeely]

And my boys have never come in.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the. The number used to be about 96%, even when digital first started. And yeah, gen Z hitting 78% is nice. That's good. And it's not to say that nobody's listening to the radio anymore, but most of the radio stations aren't worth listening to, and that's because of bad, bad planning and management. And that's 90% boobs. The boo. The Boobs, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Titled them.

[Brady Bogan]

My name's Boob. I'm Howard Boob. I'm Boob Boob. I'm Wabi Boob. I'm Richard Boob.

[Dick Toledo]

Another report found that just 48% of young people watched traditional TV in an average week. They say we're far more popular than the radio is.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, sure, because it's free and easy. Anyway, don't get me started on that. I sit there too many little chats with people where I'm like, what's going on? They fired everybody in Chicago to save money and they want the product to get better. How?

[Dick Toledo]

There's a new dating term called floodlighting. It's when you expose way too much about yourself way too soon. Like you might say, I'm an only child, Hate my dad. I'm on a cleanse, have a ton of debt.

[Brady Bogan]

I have herpes.

[Dick Toledo]

You're Floodlighting.

[John Holmberg]

Every one of those. I would say no to.

[Dick Toledo]

Banned from Walmart.

[John Holmberg]

Definitely. If you get banned from Walmart, just kill yourself.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot of people say they do that just to test, to see if that person can handle that stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What's next? If you're.

[Dick Toledo]

If you're good with that?

[Brady Bogan]

No, we're hitting it off.

[Dick Toledo]

Baby, let's get married.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the other way. If you're giving me that. What are you hiding?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If that's something you're comfortable saying, where's your. Where's your boundary?

[Larry McFeely]

Where's your line?

[Brady Bogan]

Where's the thing that you're not telling me?

[John Holmberg]

Just hang yourself. If you're banned from Walmart, though, I.

[Brady Bogan]

Do rosebud videos from Money. Oh, my God, you're Miss America. That herpes thing was nothing.

[John Holmberg]

You might have seen me on the morning sickness videos.

[Brady Bogan]

I've got 60 this week. Oh, my God. And I sleep with my dad. Quiet.

[Dick Toledo]

One expert said it's good to be open and honest about yourself, but phrased it like this. There's a difference between organically engaging and immediately waterboarding a date.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's a lot. It's a. It's. It's deep throating someone with information, though. You're gagging them. Well, it's that thing that I was on that it wasn't a date. Well, it was sort of a date. And that lady had that ring around her neck, and I asked her what it was on her necklace. She was evidently married for a little bit at a young age, and the guy died, and she had his ashes with her, too, but mostly it was the ring. He'll be with me every day. Are you getting a salad before? And I'm like, oh, my God, I don't want to be here anymore.

[Larry McFeely]

Did she make his ashes into a ring?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. She had her wedding ring.

[Dick Toledo]

I saw one of the other week.

[Brady Bogan]

Ashes on a ring.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would you make a wedding ring out of your dead.

[Dick Toledo]

It wasn't a wedding ring. It was just a ring.

[Larry McFeely]

Just a ring?

[Brady Bogan]

No, she just had it around her neck and it was nice. It was a tribute. But then I didn't know. So then we started talking about dead guys, and I tried to have a normal lunch after that, and I felt like I brought up something awful because I was making fun of her divorce, but I didn't know it wasn't a divorce. And then I'm like, oh, boy. Like, you're too young to be divorced and I'm single. I was. I was with someone. What'd you do? Nothing. Well, what'd he do? He died. Oh, Christ.

[Larry McFeely]

Whoops.

[Dick Toledo]

A plumbing company in Indiana is in the news after a customer didn't pay. The Thai bistro and bar in Evansville, Indiana. It's right on the Kentucky border. Their grease trap was overflowing, so they hired a company called Heverin Plumbing to deal with it. They cleared the clog, charged him $235. Restaurant paid. But then the pipe got clogged again. Three days later, plumber came back, cleared the pipe a second time, but they charged him again. It was more expensive. They charged him $390. Because it was an emergency and not during normal hours. The restaurant refused to pay, saying they should stand behind their work.

[John Holmberg]

There we go. Jim.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree with that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They were shocked when the plumber came back the next day and re clogged it.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Basically installed a balloon in there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's fantastic. All right.

[Larry McFeely]

Screw you.

[Dick Toledo]

Couldn't drain. Yeah. The owner of the plumbing company claims a restaurant has a history of being slow to pay.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

So he wouldn't remove the balloon until they paid.

[Larry McFeely]

A balloon? They couldn't get to that.

[Brady Bogan]

Just pop it.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, I think some kind of.

[Larry McFeely]

Plumber, you know, like, I don't know, they got.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a kitchen full of knives.

[Brady Bogan]

And also, you're a plumber. Don't you have anything you can kind of keep and put back in there? Yeah, a balloon. Just go get more lard from another good paying guy and throw that Thai.

[Dick Toledo]

Restaurant file that you're playing off with. The bbb.

[Brady Bogan]

Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible.

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[Larry McFeely]

Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with Wayne from Amco and Wayne. Now that it's getting warmer, I turned.

[Brady Bogan]

On the AC in my car and.

[Larry McFeely]

The air is blowing kind of cool.

[Brady Bogan]

But it really smells like a basement.

[Dick Toledo]

What can I do about that, Larry?

[Brady Bogan]

Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus replacing the cabin Air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Brady Bogan]

Not at all. It takes about an hour, and in most cases, we can do it while you wait.

[Dick Toledo]

That's awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll say we're amco.

[Larry McFeely]

Google amco for your nearest location. That's amco Double a MCO transmissions and.

[Brady Bogan]

A whole lot more. Holmberg's morning sickness. We had a plumber at Tony Roma's name, Glenn.

[Larry McFeely]

You had your own plumber?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because it was a lot of grease trap problems and a lot of that underground. So we had our own plumber, and Glenn would show up. Ray called the owner. I'm like, oh, yeah, what's going on? Neighbors are complaining again. Because the smell. The house right behind the. I mean, the restaurant was right up next to a neighborhood. And we'd go out of the Tony Roman. Oh, yeah. We go out of the back of the restaurant, and that grease trap and the trash were there. We couldn't breathe. These poor, poor, poor people. I mean, you know, Brett, that neighborhood is right there.

[Dick Toledo]

Literally right to the alley.

[John Holmberg]

There's the house right there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it.

[Larry McFeely]

That Dobson ranch. That's right by the school.

[Brady Bogan]

Close to Dobson Ranch. Yeah, it's next school. It's right. It was. It was horrible for them. And they would call and go, can you do. Please call Glenn. They knew who Glenn was. Please get Glenn out there and plant some roses. Give us something. Their poor backyard. It smelled like Chernobyl. Was a cleaner. Until Glenn would show up. Redheaded dude. And I have in my life. Never. I don't think that's. He may be the only human being I'm used to dingleberries with. What? He was so gross. He was so furry. He looked like Robin Williams a little bit, only bright red. Huh. I'm here to clean out your grease trap.

[John Holberg]

Oh, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

And the second he started working, his pants fell down. I mean, he didn't know. He didn't care. His pants came off the second he started working.

[Larry McFeely]

And he pants, knew he was at work.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the smell?

[Brady Bogan]

He wasn't a plumber that did the knees. He wasn't Manny Sanguillen or Tony Pena who kicked a leg out. He Johnny benched squat. The stand up was never good for the pants. It wasn't plumber's crack. It was buttholes. And my friend Adam boatsman comes by. He goes, glenn's out there working. Go out there. And I'm like, I'm not doing it. He goes, go out You've got to see this one. I swear to you, Brady, they were down mid thigh, dick out every. He didn't. He's just so into what he's doing. When he stood up, his ass had crust. Oh. And Adam and I just. We were gonna puke because of the smell. And. But it was. He needed a plumber for his own ass. It was clogged. It was.

[Dick Toledo]

Or put a balloon up there.

[Brady Bogan]

You ever seen those dogs on those commercials for Sarah McLaughlin? They've been missing for a few days. They're all matted. And then they show him shaved and they're. That was his ass hair. No piles or hemorrhoids. His ass hair was matted and, like, dreadlocked.

[Dick Toledo]

He had dreadbutt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And it wasn't red in spots. It was. Glenn had to die from just living with himself. He's the first person ever to die of an overdose of his trap. He overdosed on Glenn. What's that smell? Yeah. I can't get through. Glenn didn't. It wasn't suicide. It was just. I mean, you want to talk about natural causes, his body shut it down for its sake. Glenn the plumber. But he used to pull out globs of stuff from our grease trap. And that thing in the ground. And those poor neighbors. And you know what? I want to apologize to those neighbors, the flies. We did nothing. I was a manager. We did nothing to appease them. And we'd go out and make noise and drink, play football right behind their house in that miserable grease trap. Oh. And it's still there because now it's a native New Yorker or native. And I'm sure that it stinks just the same.

[John Holmberg]

Before, you were throwing away old ribs and rotten meat and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Now just wings.

[John Holmberg]

Old chicken wings. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So bad. Sorry, neighbors. Over there. It's the Dobson and Guadalupe Tony romas of the 90s.

[Dick Toledo]

And now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. There's a partial solar eclipse tomorrow. It's happening tomorrow at sunrise. We're not gonna get to see it.

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[Dick Toledo]

It's mostly. Most of the New Englanders will get to see it because it's up in that area unless it's cloudy. But it's called a double sunrise because you have two separate horns in the sun rising up. So it kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

The sun has horns.

[Dick Toledo]

It makes it look like. As the bottom crescent kind of goes up, it looks like two horns.

[John Holmberg]

But we're not gonna get to see it.

[Dick Toledo]

You're Only gonna see pictures of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Sucks. Why bring it up? Here's something you can't have or see or touch.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe get flying. Fly to Portland, Maine. They'll have the best vision.

[John Holmberg]

She wants to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I see. So the shadow goes almost like a smile. Shadow goes all the way to the bottom and makes a crescent sun. That's a pretty big eclipse. That's partial. That's like 80% of it.

[Dick Toledo]

Two thirds.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty. Okay, we won't. That's just for them. How is the earth that. I don't get it.

[Larry McFeely]

Were you gonna say, how is the earth that big?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. How is it that small? Really? And how's it that different for us than them? It's just one thing and another thing. I don't get it. Don't explain it either.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I'm not gonna try.

[Brady Bogan]

Email. I'll never understand.

[Larry McFeely]

We're just saying words. We don't know what we're.

[Brady Bogan]

I have tried so hard. I remember in class in Dobson, this kid made one of those mobiles for eclipses. It was the. The foam things you buy at Marshalls.

[Larry McFeely]

Did it work?

[Brady Bogan]

He was one of the. He was Asian. His name was Martin.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it worked then.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, his name was Martin Wong. He's super duper Asian. His first name wasn't really. It wasn't really Martin. He showed up in his Paris. You are choice. You are Chris or you are Martin. And so they took Martin, but he made one of those things of what? How an eclipse works. And he would work the things to make shadows. He had a light behind it, and he makes shadows. It was awesome. Wow. But he'd take like, the moon. He'd put it in front of the. And he'd make it see shadow on that. See? How does that happen? And it only does half. Why you got shadow son? Son is light. Shadow moon come across. And I remember Martin looking at me like I was stupid. And I always thought he was dumb because he talked so funny. But then I realized he probably spoke six languages. Whatever, Martin, you understand. Like, I don't get. I was his partner. He built this thing. And I was the guy who was supposed to write about it. I don't know what I'm doing. Martin did everything. He's the one who told me that the pursuit of happiness is bull. China. Totally different, but here you lie. It's a pursuit of happiness. You're complete bull. You want as much control of government as anybody else. No, we're not. Build my mobile. God damn it. And also, while you're at it. Trim my toenails. Wow. You're gonna end up there anyway, genius. Yeah, my mom trimmed toenails. Oh, shocking.

[Larry McFeely]

Tell me things I didn't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know. Oh, that was my 100% guess of the day. What's your dad do? Maintenance at the toenails. How you know? Cause I know laundry. Yeah, now that's stereotypical Brady Chinese. Mine was accurate. Yours is just a shot. But Brady not wrong. I do. I do laundry on side for neighbor.

[Dick Toledo]

And donuts. OpenAI added donuts. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You would not dominate Asians dominate the field of donuts.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

I thought it was Hispanics here.

[Brady Bogan]

Me too.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no. Asians and Korean questioning.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys. Hey, look, I'm all in over here.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm asking for clarification.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I'd say they're the best.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, Bosa donuts is not Mexican.

[Dick Toledo]

Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Asians.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You know this for sure?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, your eyes turned on you.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll stand on that. I know that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you don't know for sure. You're guessing. Don't make that face. You're. You're the worst poker player ever. You get the bulldog lips. You get pouty. You aren't sure.

[Dick Toledo]

You know how I feel about commitment.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. We're not on a date. Don't talk to me. Why did he go Bell Biv Devoe with it? You know how I feel about commitment, little bird. Don't talk to me like that. And no, I don't know how you feel about commitment. You know how I feel about commit.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Dick Toledo]

Girl.

[Brady Bogan]

Why can't we just have fun? So you're. Because I'm. You're telling me something as if it's fact, but I'm looking at your face and seeing a liar.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I know the.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Dick Toledo]

They're the best at making the donuts.

[Brady Bogan]

Vietnamese opinion. But Bosa donuts is Asian.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna take his opinion on this, though.

[Brady Bogan]

You're sure?

[Dick Toledo]

Why are you saying 95? Because I know most of the workers are Asian.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, look at this.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Yeah. I got it from Heather. I'm not doubting you. I just don't want you to get into this pickle and then start.

[Dick Toledo]

But I couldn't tell you.

[Brady Bogan]

But you don't have details.

[Dick Toledo]

Korean or.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not asking that you don't have details on it, but you know it's Asian.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll say. I'm pretty sure it's Asian.

[Brady Bogan]

And what makes you think this?

[Dick Toledo]

Because I was told that that's all.

[Brady Bogan]

I need to hear. That's okay. So somebody. Yeah, the Chain of Age, and one.

[Dick Toledo]

Of my buddies actually was just a couple weeks ago, said, oh, there's a. And there's a difference. Like, they argued. Just like Italians. When you go to Italy, they make the best cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know this stuff. This is where we lean in.

[Dick Toledo]

They said, oh, no, we make better donuts than the Korean.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy says, boss and Drizzle owned and operated by Asians. Bosa is Asian, not Mexican. So, yeah, Brady's on that one. I'm giving you that. I want that to be true. I just didn't like how you were saying it.

[Larry McFeely]

What's this?

[John Holmberg]

He's Cambodian.

[Brady Bogan]

He's Cambodian guy.

[John Holmberg]

That's what it's saying. Jackson Chow.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Another one says Filipino Bosa. They all get it.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, don't start in with that. None of you know where any of those are in Cambodia.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just doing it off air.

[Brady Bogan]

No clue. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

Brady needs to start doing the Brady Report with the sunglasses on at the.

[Brady Bogan]

Poker player so we won't be able.

[John Holmberg]

To see him looking up at the.

[Brady Bogan]

Tiles and everything you're lacking.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know why I did that.

[Brady Bogan]

I do. Because you had.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm confident on that. But not enough.

[Brady Bogan]

Did not scream confidence. And then the look away like, I'm gonna go with that. It's that. That. It's the I want to be a millionaire guess. All right, final answer. Are you sure? Final answer. Regis, Freddie thinks all Asians make donuts. Now, is. Is that true of all, like, everywhere? Why is it I've never heard the stereotype and I'm good at them? How do you. Because you remember. Okay, so you should know this more than anybody, because it's a stereotype and you're good at this.

[Larry McFeely]

But this guy says, the one I go to, there's, like, maybe one white teen, and he gets ordered around a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Hurry up. Me no wrong. Johns out of long johns. What you doing? You stand around, be a white teenager, do nothing.

[Dick Toledo]

I took a documentary out a couple years ago about the guy in la. I think he was either Cambodian or. But he bought all the. Started buying donut shops in LA and became almost a billionaire.

[Brady Bogan]

And. And then all the other Asians are like, oh, good idea. I didn't know that. Duncan.

[Dick Toledo]

Not Duncan.

[Brady Bogan]

Nerd. Straight. You're straight out of Boston soon.

[Larry McFeely]

I know this will be a shocking statement, but I am surprised at your Donut knowledge.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that is shocking. Because I'm not.

[Larry McFeely]

I know. Well, that deep. I'm. I'm shocked.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop it.

[Dick Toledo]

OpenAI added temporary limits on how many AI generated images people can make. So many of us are doing it right now and they're saying it's taxing their processors.

[Larry McFeely]

Like you said, it's all Larry.

[Dick Toledo]

The co founder Sam Altman announced it and said our GPUs are melting.

[Brady Bogan]

Larry, calm down. AI girlfriends are the future. You should see this girl react when Larry says he's a little upset. I don't know. I just feel like you're not paying attention to me. Oh, my God. What can I do differently? You're so amazing. You treat me so great. Help. Help me. Help me be better. Okay, but she still won't send them nudes. Homebirds. Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible.

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[Brady Bogan]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness CTS researchers. That. That's the big thing. It's. It's very CTS. It could go two ways. It could make an incel feel good and then just drive him over the edge because he's not actually getting what he needs. There has to be an AI whore out there somewhere and you got to break up with this one and go find a slutty one. The ones that are naked. Right away.

[Dick Toledo]

Got some science news in the golf world. Researchers came up with a new material for golf balls that might make you pet putt better. It helps the ball roll more consistently whether a green is wet or dry.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't that so?

[Dick Toledo]

It would take out the guesswork when it comes to find out how fast a green is. So when a green's really wet, you know how it can.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, this new coating basically will roll the same as a wet grain as it would on a dry green.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't believe that at all. By the way, Winston said bosa is absolutely Asian. I've never seen anything but Asians running those. I don't go. I don't do a lot of donuts, so I don't. Is Randy's donuts Asian?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, that's a. What a day we're having.

[Dick Toledo]

And I haven't been. I haven't ever been to Randy's. I know what it is, but I've never been.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you have them for original, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's owned by Mark Kelligan or Kelly Gian or something like that.

[Larry McFeely]

Sounds like one of you.

[Brady Bogan]

One of your boys.

[John Holmberg]

No, no. I got a picture of myself.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey. From Myama Tangichi. How about that?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

This is learning something new. Congratulations, bigots. We just learned a new stereotype. I do learn to make a donut. Oh, no, that guy's not Asian. That's John Gambadoro. I think.

[John Holmberg]

Sources tell me.

[Brady Bogan]

Sources tell me I've got donuts to spare. How to get rid of these protein donuts. Sorry, go ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

We got a German mom. Alexandra Hildebrandt is still in record books. That's your science move.

[Brady Bogan]

Science ended.

[Dick Toledo]

This is amazing. There might be some science behind this, but she's 66 years old and just had her 10th child.

[Brady Bogan]

Yuck.

[Dick Toledo]

The oldest one is 46 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's not IVF either.

[Brady Bogan]

She's still fertile.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, worst nightmare.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a. Yeah, she just had Frau Lincoln babies.

[Brady Bogan]

No German, but they do both like tubas, so there's fertility.

[Dick Toledo]

This held up pretty good for, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Supposed to plummet after you turn 30. She gave birth to her 10th child at 66.

[Dick Toledo]

Experts say only the only way women can successfully conceive and give birth after menopause, which Normally occurs between 45 and 55, is the assistance of hormones or medical intervention. But she said, nope, she's the freak.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what's the worst thing about a 66 year old woman who's pregnant? Somebody had sex with it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Think of that. Think how desperate you'd have to be. I don't wanna think about how pathetically desperate you'd have to be.

[John Holmberg]

I think I'd call up Larry's girlfriend.

[Brady Bogan]

66. I don't even think they allow that on dating sites. No. Get out of here. What's wrong with you? I just want companionship. Please correct your birthday lie. Nobody's gonna. You're getting zero. Let me just help you out. Zero responses. But why those two sixes? Oh, you might as well be 90.

[Dick Toledo]

Got a Michigan resident that died of rabies after apparently undergoing an organ transplant. And the organ had rabies. The transplant. The Michigan resident got the transplant done in Ohio. Well, there's why.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You're saying the doctor did it on purpose?

[Brady Bogan]

The Michigan guy in Ohio doing surgery? Yeah. He deserves it.

[Larry McFeely]

Ann Arbor really is a.

[Dick Toledo]

He went to the University of Toledo Medical Center.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there's the other reason. Because the University of Toledo Medical center is rabies. The doctor drools. He's rabid. You caught it from him.

[Larry McFeely]

Why is he making these growling sounds?

[Brady Bogan]

And by the way, if I was ever in the University of Toledo Medical center and I needed something, I would beg for euthanasia. I'm in Toledo. Toledo. Toledo's the Tucson of Tucson.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. If there was a worst city in Toledo is. I don't know what the city in Toledo is. That's Maryvale. Like the scariest, worst parts of Toledo.

[Larry McFeely]

Close to where you were, right there by downtown.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Toledo.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Tucson has the mark on the worst city I've ever been in. Albuquerque, Tucson, El Paso. All the same Toledo. And Brady always likes. It's a nice play. Jamie Farr had a house there that's not a sell. You got a ghost that got a.

[Dick Toledo]

Golf hills a good place.

[Brady Bogan]

You've been there. The bugs, the weeds, the ugly people, the lack of sun and blue sky. And also the proximity to Toledo itself. Toledo is a dump. And I would die before I'd go to the hospital in Toledo. Hey, you've opened up a vein. And why is he smiling? Because I'm about to leave Toledo. This is great.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a baby brand company called Frida. It's releasing a new product. It'll be releasing it in December, which is nine months from now. Breast milk ice cream.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there you go, buddy.

[Larry McFeely]

Man, the algorithm has you in its class.

[Brady Bogan]

Straight from the tap.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not made from actual breast milk. It just is. They're calling it breast milk flavor. They say it tastes like breast milk has a sweet and nutty flavor with a hint of salt. Also has some. That's accurate nutrients of breast milk.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[Larry McFeely]

You would know.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that lady shot that breast milk in my mouth across the studio. It was nutty. I know exactly what it. I can explain it exactly.

[Dick Toledo]

Sweet, creamy, nutrient packed goodness we've all wanted to try. Sounds like.

[Brady Bogan]

Mix up Honey Nut Cheerios and Sugar Pops, Corn Pops and eat the cereal and then let. Let the milk sit for a minute, gets a little warm and then, you know, just drink the milk parts out of the bowl. That's breast milk. It's. It's almost sugary sweet with a hint of Honey Nut Cheerio. If you just. It's Honey Nut Cheerio milk. Honey Nut Cheerio Milk. Straight from. Did you. Did you drink straight from the tap like I did?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I've done both.

[Brady Bogan]

Off of your ex?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you did, you pervert.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it just happened.

[Brady Bogan]

She's lactating and you took some.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

From the tap?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you say nice? Did you call her mama or anything weird? Yes, you did.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you hang out there for like a half.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you lay in her lap like Homelander? Did you do it?

[Larry McFeely]

I did not.

[Brady Bogan]

How does. What was the position that you took breast milk? Did she hold you standing?

[Larry McFeely]

It was right after she pumped us.

[Brady Bogan]

Put a blanket over.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm still horrified by the pumping.

[Dick Toledo]

We had a Bjorn.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you drank it out of the pump?

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, no, no. After she was done pumping, I got the last drop.

[Dick Toledo]

She didn't put you in that sling?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Cover you up in a restaurant.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

The top of Brady's bottle there is bigger than that. After she's done pumping or.

[Brady Bogan]

Nipple is huge and you went after it. Oh. How much did you think you took in? Just enough to taste.

[Dick Toledo]

Just once you go back.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it a full shot? It just dribbles?

[Larry McFeely]

No, it just dribbles.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I took a shot. I think that lady could have filled.

[Larry McFeely]

More out of the bottle the second time I did it just.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you bob out afterwards because for. You had hankered at the same time.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you put it in warm water?

[Brady Bogan]

Did you put it on your wrist first?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, you gotta do that.

[Brady Bogan]

You did it a pervy way. My way was just some lady shooting it at me. That lady put a full shot in my mouth. It pooled.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. No, I still remember. The arc of.

[Brady Bogan]

The arc of that shot was amazing. Six, seven, eight feet through the air in a steady stream. It didn't have any droplets. There were no breaks in the line all the way through Like a hose.

[Larry McFeely]

I was worried about that.

[John Holmberg]

It was like a Michael Jordan shot.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing.

[Larry McFeely]

It was the old console too, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she put it right in my mouth. And I mean it was just a quick. Like a squeeze. August 5, 2005. I'll never forget it. Right in my mouth. Filled my mouth. And when I. And it was hard because you don't want to swallow. It's so warm. It's body temp was 96 degree milk. And it hit me in the mouth and that's. It was warm. Honey nut Cheerios after milk. It was so. It actually had a nice flavor. And I think if it was an ugly woman, I wouldn't have thought that. But she was decent looking. And now and again, offer still stands because the baby that was drinking that milk is now 19 and has a baby of its own.

[Dick Toledo]

And they reached out.

[Brady Bogan]

And they reached out. We didn't follow through. I would take.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, I told them, yeah, but we.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to do something to get the infant whose milk I shared is now milking for another baby. And I think the circle of life means that I get that milk too and see if the kid can shoot milk in my mouth.

[Dick Toledo]

I think they said they had asked and maybe it got shut down.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe the babies. Well, would have been baby to me. She's 19 now.

[Dick Toledo]

She's not producing enough. Can't share.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, if she's anything, she can produce.

[Brady Bogan]

Mom was a producer.

[Larry McFeely]

Mom was a producer.

[Brady Bogan]

If she didn't get mom's genes, that baby's gonna starve. I bet she's fat. I bet you that that baby with the. That I was sharing milk with. I bet she's big because her mom was making big baby milk.

[Dick Toledo]

But she could, you know, fill the balloon at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. I'm still fair game. You didn't tell us what was the question.

[Dick Toledo]

To fill the balloon. I could have done it.

[Larry McFeely]

Leaned down. She was on the couch.

[Brady Bogan]

She was on the couch with her boob out.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And you leaned down and was she expecting it?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Can I have something?

[Dick Toledo]

He got chewed out after that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So she immediately went from. But she went from mommy to sex kitten.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know if it was that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, because she was like nourishing.

[Larry McFeely]

Because I was, I was. I told you this before. I was scarred by the size.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the nipples were pumping. You said they were huge.

[Larry McFeely]

It was massive.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you ever follow Alex?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

God.

[Brady Bogan]

Like Alex is on, on there. And then the other one, they're doing shots together.

[Larry McFeely]

Father, son, Eiffel Tower over her face.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you like Clorox, wipe it. And then you do it.

[Dick Toledo]

The last little thing is that over here.

[Brady Bogan]

There's still milk in here. It's making my back hurt.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, did it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, dear.

[Dick Toledo]

It was like a ballpark, Frank. It was plump.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, man.

[Dick Toledo]

My nipples are like a gigantic hot dog.

[Brady Bogan]

Take the whole thing. Choke on it. Choke on it. Yes, dear. Toledo's ex wife was loud.

[Larry McFeely]

John, by the way, I never want to hear this sentence from you ever again. I want to see the if the kid can shoot milk in my mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I do milk me kid. But she's 19, so it's safe. And she's supposed to do it because it's what we do. It's in honor of her mother doing it 20 years ago this August when she shot milk in my mouth. I don't know when that kid's birthday is. She's gonna be 20 this year. She got a baby that's at least a year old at this point. I don't know how long they go at that boob thing, but we gotta get. I don't remember her name. I should know that woman's name. We shared an intimate thing. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Gladiatiate updates. Hey everybody, it's John Holmberg from the morning Sickness talking to Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. Now, Shane, I take great pride in saying I stand with someone when I tell a listener to go to their shop. I know why. You tell me what's different for a KUPD listener to go to Orlando Auto Body than anywhere else. Well, first of all, we've been in Valley here for over 34 years. We do a quality job. We work for you, not the insurance companies. So we can work together to make sure your listeners are getting the customer service they deserve. If your car's been wrecked and you need that thing fixed the right way, get on over there now. Orlandoautobody.com It's Dick Toledo and new customers.

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[Brady Bogan]

You didn't write it down or anything?

[Dick Toledo]

No, I have to. I'll have to look through the.

[Brady Bogan]

In your phone. You got the. Oh, I see. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Email or a text?

[Brady Bogan]

She emailed and said, hey, I shot milk into John, by the way. Why'd she email you?

[Dick Toledo]

Because she probably had my email for the.

[John Holmberg]

I talked to her at the last show.

[Brady Bogan]

And you met her, too?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why isn't she coming?

[Dick Toledo]

She emailed me that. That weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

Why didn't they email me? You guys should put her in touch with me. We did. I told her.

[John Holmberg]

Well, hit up John. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they just got to Brady instead.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So now you got a pimp breast milk instead of just going straight to the store.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not talking to that chauvinist, you know. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Typical broad.

[Dick Toledo]

Mountain Dew rolled out a new flavor, a Hard Mountain Dew yesterday. The Hard Mountain Dew. Code Red. It's a cherry citrusy Hard Mountain Dew. And I think it's. I don't know, the percent of alcohol. Let me get this.

[Larry McFeely]

Hard Mountain Dew.

[Brady Bogan]

They call it Hard Mountain Dew because it's defined. It's got a Hard Mountain Dew.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

We get it. You just said it three times before you gave us any other being.

[Dick Toledo]

Code Red. Her make it a point that 2% of the world's population is redheads and that fiery gene is at risk of disappearing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

So this is to say their promotion to save the redheads is giving you a chance. They're putting out a redhead dating website. They want you to bang a redhead and procreate. Yep. Make more and you'll get a chance to win some cold hard cash tickets to Ed Sheeran. Purchase more Hard Mountain Dew Code Reds.

[Brady Bogan]

Settle down.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't like any drinks named after what hospitals say when your heart stops.

[Larry McFeely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

We got a Code Red. Y'all have one. No, no, I mean it.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you said that with. What was that burger joint? Heart Attack.

[Brady Bogan]

Heart Attack Grill. And then dudes had heart attacks there. Legitimately started to. Yeah. And they had to close because two dudes were dead at the Heart Attack Grill for being overserved.

[Larry McFeely]

We have to cut you off.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we gotta cut you off.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Two more triples. I don't know. Hey, you're gonna call yourself that, you gotta live with the consequences. Weird place.

[Dick Toledo]

I got a. Three quick brilliant videos.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[Dick Toledo]

First one from the free show. Pancake baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. It's a flat baby.

[Dick Toledo]

I've never seen Pancake head.

[Larry McFeely]

That's like Rugrat in real life. Whatever that kid's name is with the football.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no way. Mom loves that.

[Dick Toledo]

Then I started thinking about that. Is this your AI thing? That looks aching.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, it does two dimensional.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks like when a cartoon would get run over by a truck and peel itself off the road and walk away.

[Larry McFeely]

Isn't one of the Rugrats? That kid with the football said, like Flathead.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a two dimensional human. That's flat. Stanley's system. Oh, it's choking to death on its own self.

[Dick Toledo]

Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

The end of it. It started to die.

[Larry McFeely]

That was the end of it.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was the best thing could happen to that thing.

[Larry McFeely]

It's flat now. Look at you.

[Dick Toledo]

You shape want to be upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a reason why I'm showing Pancake.

[Brady Bogan]

Show me Pancake baby.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What is the reason?

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't watch to the end of that, did you?

[Dick Toledo]

There's people posted it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why. Yeah, but you and I don't blame you for that. He's not wrong. The. You just saw that initial thing before hitting play much.

[Dick Toledo]

You didn't hear the dying at the end.

[Brady Bogan]

Listen to the dying at the end. Mommy's loving Flat baby.

[Dick Toledo]

They got her too excited.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she's choking to death because she's flat.

[Dick Toledo]

We got it.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Here comes the choking part.

[Dick Toledo]

She tilted it back.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, because it has no. Its inner organs can't work. It's flat.

[Dick Toledo]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

I spoke like Ali killed myself. It's not gonna make it. Cut the camera and kill the video. We just saw the last seconds of Flat Baby man before it finally was taken.

[Larry McFeely]

You're welcome to send us into the weekend. I love that you're shamed by that.

[Brady Bogan]

Good thing is you only have to bury it. You only have to bury it a little bit.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like the hole you dig is like a. Like a six inches. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Proportional.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. You have to cover it with some dirt.

[Larry McFeely]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't even make a mound.

[Dick Toledo]

Pancake baby.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the. I've never said this. That's the flattest baby I've ever seen. And you know what? To Brady's credit, Mom posted that video for the shock value. No, no proud mothers putting that up on the Internet. People coming over. You gotta see Melissa's new baby. Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Analyze it, John.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, I gotta warn you that the baby's not that good looking. Don't. Okay. Hey. Oh, this thing's flat.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a Larry David moment. You had to tell me, have a flat baby.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you gonna do to get a flat baby?

[Dick Toledo]

It doesn't tell me it's a flat baby. I gotta tell you, she should probably kill it. Next one's a pedestrian crossing the street, not paying attention.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Oh, surveillance video. Oh, he's about to turn onto the crosswalk and just walks right out into the truck. Bus. Oh, bus takes him down. No sound.

[Larry McFeely]

No sound.

[Dick Toledo]

He didn't even look.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't even look. You know why? Earbuds.

[Dick Toledo]

There's good sound on this one. This is a lady.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a donut shop owner.

[Dick Toledo]

She's clamming. It looks like she's pulling up clams, okay? And she has a turtle in the. Mixed into the clams she's got.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a turtle. Oh, God. She bites the head off of this thing.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I thought.

[Brady Bogan]

Turtle in her hand. Oh, it bites her. The turtle's winning. Oh, it's got her by the mouth. You regret that? Donut shop. Sell now. Oh, God. Mad renaissance. You know what's crazy? The turtle bitter in the mouth and. But she's waiting in absolute human feces water to get clams out of it. Why? And the turtle is not happy. Bites her right in the lip. You don't deserve. You don't deserve to be on my planet if you. If you lose to a turtle. Yeah, she went. She did go up four. Yeah. Full Apache Junction. Wren Ren Fair. Turtle eats Asian donut shop owner. All right, Bert, Go night.

[John Holmberg]

It's Friday.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

Put your seatbelts on, boys.

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

We'll start off easy.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Another bomb.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, I'm done on this one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't want to see people blowing up.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brady Bogan]

I got no video, man.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, damn it. Hang on. Hold that. Hold that thought.

[Brady Bogan]

Stretch. How do I do play by play if you don't give me the video story?

[Dick Toledo]

At the ready, Pancake baby.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no more of that. No, that is a food story.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we're in a parking lot, guys walking through. Here comes a car pulling out of the parking lot, makes a left out of its spot, parked rear first. It's just a. It's like an Asian city. Not a lot going on. Umbrella, about six cars parked. It's like a nice car. And there's a guy just jumped out of a building and landed in the parking lot. The building the camera's attached to. There's a. Oh, my God. That's a human body hitting the ground.

[Dick Toledo]

Super happy fun ball.

[Brady Bogan]

My God.

[Larry McFeely]

You think that was a five foot bounce?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, at least I did not see. I didn't. I wasn't going to guess that. Did not have that one.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one?

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go with a guy peeing into a funnel that's going into a woman's exposed butt. And then it's a beer bong into another woman's mouth. So remember, Anastasia, you don't have to drink at all. Just some of the pee is going into a bottom and some of it's going into a woman's mouth.

[John Holmberg]

But wait, there's more.

[Brady Bogan]

And she's going to poop, isn't she? Oh, no. The one lady's head is resting against the other lady's vagina. And they're laying in sort of a human center point. And now there's a tube from the butthole into this woman's mouth.

[Dick Toledo]

Clear, liquid still.

[Brady Bogan]

And. Oh, now though. Now the butthole is pooping out the pee that went in into the mouth of the woman. There's a lot of.

[John Holmberg]

I know. That's a difficulty.

[Brady Bogan]

It was all tied up. Oh, that's a tough one because there's a lot going on there.

[John Holmberg]

All right, how about this one, dude?

[Brady Bogan]

So that's what it was, Brett. A guy was peeing into a butt and the butt was attached and she could push it out through another line.

[John Holmberg]

She could push it into the butt.

[Brady Bogan]

Into the mouth of the woman. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one? An octopus.

[Brady Bogan]

It's an octopus in somebody's butt. A man's butt, and it's crawling. A poor octopus is being pushed into a man's bottom and it's going in.

[Dick Toledo]

Good luck getting that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

What is wrong with people?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there it goes. First off, we have access to octopus. It was inevitable that somebody would stuff one in another person. Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you see what they're calling shock to puss or sharktopus?

[Brady Bogan]

No. Oh. Was riding on its back.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, this is the same thing. Is that the octopus, it just goes all the way in and stays and lives there again? Guess.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I guess. Octopus shots, anybody?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here's someone. Oh, a lady's vagina and she's filling up shot glasses. God, what is wrong with everyone? It does.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think this is the gap. I don't think it's gap shot glasses.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Not that gap. Not. Yeah, not that you look at the other Gap. There's a second gap to look at here. All right, she's got a little weight to lose. Not a ton, but just enough to be noticeable. Prettiest, but looks a little like Amy Adams. First one. First one has got period blood in it. Okay, she just took the shot. She just took the shot. She just drank her venture. The second one's all urine. Same honey hole. She drank that. Now we're on gap. Shot number three from. Yeah, the Celtic gap. Third one. And she's doing this for the camera. There's people. Oh, my God. All four shots of what came out of her. She did it herself. And now there's more. And the leftovers. Oh, now she's licking the floor. What raised it? Oh, the sound's best. Hey, give me that. She slurps it up. Oh, she spits it back in the shot glass. That slurps it up again. She's like a. She's like a Roomba. Cheers. Oh, my God. You're sort of cute. You might end up at, like, a bar and be like, all right, this one's good. Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I think I got one.

[Dick Toledo]

Good. That's good enough.

[Brady Bogan]

That could end up home with one of us. That isn't something we would dismiss. And she goes, all right, here's a lady with her butt spread open. Is that man juice coming out of there? Okay. And he's got a spoon, and he's catching what's being. Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't do it here.

[Brady Bogan]

He did. That is. That's a big. That's a tablespoon. Oh, it's the truffle butter. You guys, don't. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. I thought he's gonna eat it himself. He's feeding her. Oh, and she takes it. She's gonna eat that. I can't watch this. I don't want. Oh, her mouth's open. Okay. See that? Butt, spoon, mouth. Butt, spoon, mouth. Butt, spoon, mouth. What raised you? Butt, spoon, mouth. Jesus. Come on back.

[John Holmberg]

No. We'll talk. All right, so there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll just end with that. Butt, spoon, mouth.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady, you're not praying hard enough. Quit praying for Kirby's tennis matches, for Christ's sake. And getting us out of here.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Lord Jesus, could Kirby please beat the Bisbee Spartans and also come back now? Why? Because of butt spoon method. Brady, you need to pray to him more.

[Dick Toledo]

It was third world tennis yesterday that.

[Brady Bogan]

I missed down there in the courts.

[Dick Toledo]

In Florence were like, cinder.

[John Holmberg]

Sir, it's Florence. What do you expect?

[Larry McFeely]

You to.

[Dick Toledo]

The prison courts.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you act surprised.

[John Holmberg]

You guys finally did it. That was the first time I literally had to turn the radio down so I wouldn't puke on my dashboard by that slurping sound.

[Dick Toledo]

Jesus Christ.

[Brady Bogan]

So you heard it? Yeah, yeah. It's too late. You didn't. You didn't. You didn't get.

[John Holmberg]

Happy Friday, boys. Just threw up on my stomach.

[Brady Bogan]

On your stomach? What are you, an otter? He's working on his. Well, maybe it's a guy who can't. Maybe he's paralyzed or something. Nobody throws up on their own stomach.

[Dick Toledo]

Laying in a bed of kelp.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, just cracking shells on his tummy. And I was going to eat these clams from my tummy, but you made me puke. There you go. Everyone that sure? Brady, report. I need a jog. It's 98. KUPD. It's out of control. Now.