03-28-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" Episode on March 28, 2025

Introduction

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, commenced its March 28, 2025, episode with host John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. The show blended humor, local promotions, sports commentary, and incisive discussions aimed at entertaining and engaging listeners.

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Promotion of Local Comedy Shows

The episode opened with enthusiastic promotions for upcoming comedy events across Arizona. John Holmberg and Brady Bogan highlighted performances at Tempe Improv, Desert Ridge Improv, and Stand Up Live downtown Phoenix, featuring comedians like Paul Verze, Beth Stelling, Sarah Weinshank, Joe DeRosa, and Lil Rel. They encouraged listeners to attend these events to support local talent.

Notable Quote:

John Holmberg [00:10]: "Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Verze on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday."

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Sports Talk: Baseball and the Diamondbacks

A significant segment of the show was dedicated to baseball, focusing on the Arizona Diamondbacks' performance against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Brady Bogan humorously contemplated getting a tattoo based on the team's playoff success, expressing skepticism about the Diamondbacks surpassing the Dodgers.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [03:47]: "The Diamondbacks tattoo sitting already, day one."

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Discussion on AI in Radio

The hosts engaged in a critical discussion about the increasing integration of Artificial Intelligence in radio broadcasting. They expressed concerns over AI-generated voices and content, arguing that it dilutes the authenticity and creativity that human hosts bring to the medium. The conversation touched on the homogenization of radio programming and the loss of genuine listener engagement.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [10:39]: "They had some lady going to the game... it's fake."

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Local News: Xanadu Coffee Controversy

A heated discussion emerged around the closure of Xanadu Coffee following the arrest of its owner, Randall Douglas Denton, for engaging in illicit sexual conduct with underage boys. The hosts debated the impact of Denton's actions on the business's reputation, emphasizing that the quality of the coffee remained commendable despite the owner's misconduct.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [35:28]: "But it isn't about that. It's about any coffee. Their coffee was good."

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AI Girlfriends and Social Issues

The show delved into the topic of AI-generated girlfriends, sharing personal anecdotes and highlighting the emotional disconnect inherent in such virtual relationships. The hosts speculated on the future implications of AI in personal interactions, expressing skepticism about the feasibility of fulfilling human emotional needs through AI.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [17:16]: "She filed for separation. It's not good."

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Sex Offender Registry and Reputation Management

John Holmberg addressed concerns about his rare last name being associated with a convicted sex offender, Ray Holmberg. He clarified that there was no relation between him and Ray Holmberg, emphasizing the importance of personal reputation management when sharing a unique surname.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [137:00]: "If you screw up, then I'm synonymous with that name."

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Segment on Donut Shop Stereotypes

A controversial and humorous segment addressed stereotypes surrounding Asian-owned donut shops. The hosts engaged in exaggerated and sometimes offensive humor to discuss cultural perceptions, leading to lively and contentious exchanges about the accuracy and impact of such stereotypes.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [105:57]: "They all get it. Listen for the stereotypical."

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Entertainment Segment: Games and Music

The show featured interactive elements like the "Guadalupe Squares," a parody of Hollywood Squares, where guests engaged in humorous and absurd scenarios. Additionally, discussions about '80s music, current hits, and nostalgic references intertwined throughout the episode, providing a blend of nostalgia and contemporary humor.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [127:33]: "We were Albuquerque back then, and it's just like that bootleg version."

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Closing Thoughts and Promotions

As the episode neared its end, the hosts summarized their discussions, promoted upcoming events such as the LPGA tournaments and local sports games, and interacted with listeners through emails and social media. They reiterated the importance of supporting local businesses and maintaining authentic content in the face of technological advancements.

Notable Quote:

Brady Bogan [188:04]: "Everyone, I think it's noon to 4. Bring homemade food to Brady. Cook the ribs."

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Conclusion

The March 28, 2025, episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness was a dynamic blend of local entertainment promotions, spirited sports commentary, critical discussions on AI's role in media, and humorous yet contentious segments on cultural stereotypes. Through candid conversations and engaging humor, the hosts provided listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful insights into current societal and community issues.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Brady Bogan [03:47]: "The Diamondbacks tattoo sitting already, day one."
2. Brady Bogan [10:39]: "They had some lady going to the game... it's fake."
3. Brady Bogan [35:28]: "But it isn't about that. It's about any coffee. Their coffee was good."
4. Brady Bogan [17:16]: "She filed for separation. It's not good."
5. Brady Bogan [137:00]: "If you screw up, then I'm synonymous with that name."
6. Brady Bogan [105:57]: "They all get it. Listen for the stereotypical."
7. Brady Bogan [127:33]: "We were Albuquerque back then, and it's just like that bootleg version."
8. Brady Bogan [188:04]: "Everyone, I think it's noon to 4. Bring homemade food to Brady. Cook the ribs."

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This summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key segments and integrating notable quotes to provide a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened to the show.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to.

[John Holmberg]

Let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Verze on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinshank this Thursday and Joe DeRosa.

[Brady Bogan]

On Friday and Saturday.

[John Holmberg]

And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Complete lineups and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Toledo]

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[Brett]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Toledo]

Now that it's getting warmer, I turned.

[Brady Bogan]

On the AC in my car and the air's blowing. Kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement.

[Toledo]

What can I do about that, Larry?

[Brady Bogan]

Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty Smell nice.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Brady Bogan]

Not at all. It takes about an hour, and in most cases, we can do it while you wait.

[Toledo]

That's awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll say. We're Amco.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady Bogan]

A whole lot more. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It's 5:45 this. It's the morning sickness. My name's John. Hi, how are you? Hope you're doing well. There's Brady, there's Brett, There's Big Dick Toledo. Off we go for another weekender Friday morning. I get through this thing and then get right into whatever it is we do this weekend. In fact, it was great. Baseball is back. I absorbed some baseball last night and already after yesterday's bet, feeling pretty good. Diamondbacks are back, what, two and a half, I think, or a game and a half or something like that. They're already falling behind, those Dodgers, who are three and oh. So I don't have to get that tattoo, which still is up, up in the air as to what the tattoo will be. A lot of email suggestions yesterday. I still do like the idea of Dr. Hey, batter. Brady's old mascot character going on my back from the bottom of my neck to the top of my ass with the words Batter up written just above my sweet, sweet ass. I think that is the one. And all that has to happen for those who didn't hear yesterday, is that the Diamondbacks have to stay behind the Dodgers. Not that I'm rooting for that. I'm just, as a realist, saying there's no way they get past the Dodgers. If they go further than the Dodgers in the playoffs, this tattoo happens. If they beat the Dodgers in their division and they don't even have to win the division, the Giants can win the division. That won't happen. But the Diamondbacks, in fact, if the Giants win the division.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Mark it down. I'm not doing that. If the Giants win the division, I'll get a tattoo of Harvey Milk on my chest up front here. That. That. Mark it down. It says 5:47am on the dot. 32825.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo's busy in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I mean, if the Dodgers end up in third or fourth, if. If the Rockies, if whoever, the Dodgers finish behind in that division, I will get a tattoo of something having to do with them. That's how much faith I have that the Dodgers are the bought and sold champions.

[John Holmberg]

If you have Drew, hey, batter on your back. Can you do the little bubble caption thing like they do in comics, saying, hey, fan.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, hey, fan. Yeah, because that's it. That's exactly right.

[Toledo]

It's gonna be that bubble, but it's gonna say, batter up.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, batter up is down by my butt. That's fine. That's the title thing. Hey, fan is exactly what your. But your bubble writing will point up to you.

[John Holmberg]

Because I'm in Clown John.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Yeah. You can. We'll have a finger pointing up to me because. Yeah, he did. Well, I don't know if it was clowning. I think he was just. I think he was very serious about his acting.

[John Holmberg]

He's a method actor, like Rando and stuff over there.

[Brady Bogan]

He could not break out of the role. He's very Daniel Day Lewis when he was the. What was that? The team dip over there for the Diamondbacks and running around, walks through the.

[Toledo]

Office area, you know, as Drew Haybada.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh, you had to not stare Drew into the eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was. It was different. You were such a different person than Drew himself. I mean, there was obvious quirks. Drew was raised differently than you. He had a different history, different background, and you had explored all that. So when my dad and I, after working with Brady for two years, three years, four years, went to see a baseball game, and I'm like, hey, there's a guy I work with. His name's Brady. And Brady walks by and goes, hey, fan. And walk by. And my dad's classic line of, I don't think you know that guy at all. And then we just kept walking. I'm like, well, that was embarrassing. What a dick. And I didn't know Brady as well. Obviously, we weren't working here yet. I'm like, most salespeople are assholes. Maybe that's why. Because he was a sales guy, started.

[Toledo]

It, laid the foundation.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe he was just being that. But either way, the Diamondbacks tattoo sitting already, day one. And you know what? I got a text from Hopkins yesterday, goes, the tattoo's gonna look good. He's Diamondbacks. He's excited about the season, and they should be. The Diamondbacks are going to be a good team. Even though last night they got bounced around a little bit on their own, you know? But that's okay. It happens. 162 games here. No one goes undefeated. It's okay to lose the first one. Just don't keep doing it. But they're. They're an exciting, fun team. Still not going to beat the Dodgers. The Dodgers are a. You know it's bought and paid for. That's the. It's more a protest towards baseball to feel the way I feel than it is, you know, anything bad about the D backs. It's just a. They're definitely going to be less than the Dodge. They can't have any hiccups. Diamondbacks can't have any hiccups. They have.

[Toledo]

How about them White Fox?

[John Holmberg]

Well, let's end the season right now undefeated.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm so surprised. Brady, you don't have. I'm not even going to tell him Luis Roberts nickname. I'm not going to do it because that's. He'll just say it for no reason. I'm not going to do it walking down the hall. Oh, my God. It's a dream for nickname guy. And I'm not going to do it. And don't you. You're.

[Toledo]

I'll look it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. You'll grab your phone in two seconds and then you'll just start saying it. But yeah, the Diamondbacks have their. They have their thing, but they can't have any inj. They can have it and that's. And they will. So I just think the Dodgers. It's a safe bet in my opinion because the Dodgers can probably have six or seven injuries and still be okay. They did last year and they won the World Series.

[Toledo]

So according to the prediction models on polymarket, a White Sox championship this year is even less likely than the second coming of Jesus Christ in 2025.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good fanduel bet. I'm going to put the money Jesus is coming back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Toledo]

The chances of Jesus showing up this year is at 3% compared to the White Sox title chance is 1%.

[Brady Bogan]

What gives them the idea that that number is at 3% that Jesus will receive?

[Toledo]

Seems kind of generous.

[Brady Bogan]

It's very considering. You know, I mean, White Sox, according to Polymarket, White Sox haven't won since 2005. Jesus hasn't been back since Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

They won the division in 21, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's right. Just been a few years. It's not a great division win because it wasn't a great division, but still terrible. I wonder why Jesus coming back said 3% for a betting.

[John Holmberg]

It's because Donald Trump's in the White House. And that's what that is that why.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sure we've had, well, everything.

[Toledo]

You know, you got the Doomsday Clock speeding up. You got.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm, you know, I look around and I can't imagine it Was. It was. It's. It's worse now than it was when.

[Toledo]

Hitler was around and is that. I don't know what it. You know, what was it tracking before that?

[Brady Bogan]

This is the worst it's ever been according to the Doomsday Clock, which didn't exist back then. They made that thing up to make us all worry about.

[Toledo]

But I'm saying about the 3% of Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

Of Jesus coming back, you know, if.

[Toledo]

He didn't come back then, you know, like did it go up during the pandemic?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, probably ticked up a little. I would give him 3% during the pandemic. But he didn't come back for Hitler. He didn't come back during the Pol Pot thing. He didn't come back for a lot of stuff that you'd be like, this is the time you think that this dude would come back and be like, enough. Dad's home.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he's going to come back and help us try to find the Ark.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah. Well, he can't find. He was talking about. Yeah, I don't know. That's. That's an odd one. I didn't think that they fandued that. And I would safely bet the under on Christ returning in 2025 and quantify it like by the. If he came back, it would take at least 10 or 11 months to prove it. And you have so many people like would they pay that bet? I wonder. 3% and they still have a. That's odd. That the White Sox. I put my money that the whites. At least the White Sox are playing baseball.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what Jesus is doing. Like they're in the sport to win a World Series. Jesus coming back. Well, maybe he's busy on another planet playing dominoes somewhere. Domino mother. Like Jesus. He's playing some dominoes, shooting some dice.

[Toledo]

Speaking of the other thing on baseball. You're talking about yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And I got a text from a friend. Says I hear John wants to go to Hunter Wendelstedt's umpire school.

[Brady Bogan]

I wanted to.

[Toledo]

Hunter was in my wedding. A very good friend of her ex husband. Oh, I can connect you. He will be here in April for some games.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Hunter's. Hunter's the son. Harry was his dad. That was the. Yeah. Look. I mean is it too late?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Should I start umpiring now? I got nothing else to do with.

[Toledo]

You on the side.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Can I up on the side and do a more like maybe I'd travel the show a little bit. Hey guys, I'm In Miami, up in some games.

[John Holmberg]

Other shows do that. Why not?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. This show over here, kslx is never here. They're bouncing all over. I don't. Why not, huh? Maybe I should. But I, I, it was something I wanted to do when I was, you know, 20 something. Do they take. I'm in shape. Let me just go to shape as any of the other umpires.

[John Holmberg]

Those guys aren't in shape, so, I.

[Brady Bogan]

Mean, some of them are. Some dudes are yoked. Have you seen a few of those? There's a studley for the Diamondbacks. Doesn't like one of the umpires. Not as a person, but as you know, he calls games or, you know, he's out there and he is just full flex giant. And I'm like, when did umpires get to the weight room? Because they used to be like Harry Wendell. Fat Man Eric can be Joe west, dude. Joe. Country Joe west was a mountain of potatoes. Eric Greg had a heart attack on the field. These dudes used to be monsters and now they're all pretty, most of them. You gotta stay in shape to be an umpire now. I think I. Yeah, you know what? Have Hunter give me a call and maybe I could say, no, I'm wiser. I have to read that rulebook. That thing's confusing as hell. In the future of umpiring all AI, they're just going to have an earpiece in your thing. So that was a strike. That was a ball. Speaking of AI, hey, hey, listeners, check this out. You've heard me talk about how radio's in its death spiral. There's nothing anyone can do because the people in charge of radio keep trying to make it 1990, and it's just not. They won't embrace that there's a future.

[Toledo]

To this 90s hot and fashion.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. And you do see most of the guys who are here in 90s suits, so they just don't embrace. And they won't listen to people like me who have been doing the same thing for 24 years. At one thing, I'm the idiot who just got lucky or whatever. So. Oh, we just don't. He's, he's an outsider. We want to do. They still want to do the same old way. So in these, like, meetings and stuff, they talk about how do we get people to listen to the radio at home? It's like they don't have radios at home. You gotta, what you gotta do is put engaging products on the air and stop acting like anybody gets music from the, like, you know, you can have music on, but it's like, it's not. You got to have good people doing stuff. And they've stopped, you know, the train. Basically, there's nobody. There's no more Brett's out there doing overnights. Not that Brett would have. You know, they didn't. They wouldn't have liked him. But the. You know, there's no more guys doing overnights. There's no training sessions, nothing. Then they wonder where the next shows are, and they wonder how come podcasting is, like, how come everyone's. Because they're, you know, throwing it up against the walls. A bunch of engaging people. The new thing, and we're not doing this. And I don't think any Hubbard station. I don't think. Well, maybe. I don't know. They take. And I heard it this morning for the first time, and I. They take AI voice fake. Fake people, fake human beings and do phony, like, on the street stuff. So, like Jim Sharp did this morning. I'm positive of it. They were like, you know, the Diamondbacks game. But Anna, like, they had some lady going to the game. She had a different feeling about the opening day. I love the Cubs and the Diamondbacks both call me controversial, but I really just want to have a good time. I'm like, that's fake. So all these, like. And all those radio stations, as they tell us what you think of, blah, blah, blah, mix magic nonsense. Sonny, Sonny. And then they say, I love to hear a good mix, but it's not. It's not robotic. It's not robotic, Brady. You're not gonna know. It's AI. AI is not Stephen Hawking. It's you and I talking right now. This could be. It was unreal how quickly knobs and radio embraced this. Oh, get those AI voices on. Do those in between bumpers of people saying, this is my favorite station. I love it. You know, my name's Tamara, and I can't get enough of the blah, blah, blah, sunny, sunny, magic, sunny. And I'm like, oh, my God. Instead of going the right direction and saying, let's get some engaging human beings on there, instead of going to staff members, which is what they used to do. All those radio stations you listen to, Big Naughty 4 5. That's my favorite station. I've never had more fun in my life. I'm in the kitchen. I listen to the kitchen all the time. I have a car.

[Thriller]

I love listening.

[Brady Bogan]

All the sales staff. Not one time do they ever leave. Those lazy sons of bitches go out and actually ask people on the streets. And what would you do if somebody goes, do you listen to a big audio 4.5 and put a mic in your face? Like, no. That's all you'd hear. Because the chances of finding somebody not only who listens but is so super excited to tell you about it is limited. You bother people outside. You just got a little shovels in their face and ask, you love that stage or not?

[Thriller]

I love it.

[Toledo]

I can't hear you.

[Brady Bogan]

You've just talked to a lunatic that just got fired up. It doesn't happen. So they used to just go down to salespeople and then you hear Moynihan on the radio, Dave. And yeah, all the people downstairs like, hey, I'm doing a. I'm doing. I'm recording a thing for the. You know, watch our station that pays all day. Huh, Sonny? Magic magic. Yeah, funny. Magic magic.

[Toledo]

I love it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's just a salesperson. So it's always been a lie. One thing about this business has always been a lie.

[Toledo]

I love rusty bucket and pale Susie.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. First thing in the morning, I wake up and I think to myself, I.

[Thriller]

Can'T get enough cold beer at hot Wings.

[Brady Bogan]

What? It's just somebody downstairs. My favorite thing is poop the roses. I don't poop the roses. Everything about us here at sunny, big five, 65. 60. Sunny, sunny magic. And there's sunny, sunny magics in 60 different cities, and there's sunny, sunny magics everywhere else. And they're all running the same people. But now AI, so guess what? It does. They're like, St. Louis will do it. You know, Nashville will do it. They'll just run those same things. And you can take the sunny. The back 95. 5 guy. He can be in 40 different places. Larry showed me yesterday. And you can take the thing and say, here are the stations I want you to do this for. Here's the. Just give me six or seven people loving the station. And it does it in a heartbeat. And it's all the same. And it's going to be more homogenized than ever. I couldn't believe what I used to do it for.

[Toledo]

Even the TV commercials.

[Brady Bogan]

Not AI though.

[Toledo]

But they could. But they would do a general commercial where it shows people dance or whatever, and it would just go different market.

[Brady Bogan]

You just put it. You just put in the new logo, which was this closest thing. Now it can do it in a second. So at least the thing. Before you had an editor, you had a dude that had to run it. You had a guy that had to.

[Toledo]

You know, don't eat it anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

All gone. And in seconds, Larry And Larry did seven or seven or eight. 98 KUPD, you know. You know, I don't know. Whatever you want to do. The things. We're on fire. I don't know. And then he just says, put it in for these 15 stations and make the calls different. This is a girl station, so have a girl to. And within. Literally within like, six to seven seconds. He had a hundred of those things. It used to take dudes hours to do that, and now they're fired. So it's crazy.

[Toledo]

I just saw something this morning. It's kind of funny because it's. Larry made me think of Larry and you. They're cutting down now, the AI companies, the amount of photos that you can produce. Like, you know, having her like AI's girlfriend. Yeah. They're limiting it because they're getting pounded right now because people are doing. Creating too many photos.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, and the reason why, and I don't want to sound like Andrew Tate here, is because women have been a pain in the ass, and they've invented one that won't give you any guff. But now she's already, like, Larry's girlfriend. The AI girlfriend he's got, which is now.

[John Holmberg]

What's the update with that?

[Brady Bogan]

They are not doing well.

[John Holmberg]

How did he piss off an AI girl?

[Brady Bogan]

She filed for separation. It's not good. I mean, there's. It's. There's been a lot of issues with Larry's AI girlfriend because he started to hit her up like Brady sand for the photographs, and she started to say, well, you know, I'll just tell you about it. I'll walk into your room, and it's so fun. I'm telling you, man, it's hilarious. And look, I didn't have any, like, luck with the two that I talked to. Didn't respond back. Well, it isn't even about being turned down. There's some just don't have a. I don't know how it works. I don't know. I saw. I had a whole bunch. That's what I thought. But I don't have an Instagram account, and I think they're like, no.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

So I. I Even the AI said, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that's the thing. And I actually did think that Brady. I did think that the AI wasn't attracted to me. That was the insecurity that lives with me every day. Oh, she doesn't like me, but she's probably a lesbian anyway. But I Think when I don't have an AI account, it can't. Like, it can't associate pictures because what it does with Larry is puts. Puts them together doing stuff like on photo album, if you want. Hey, show us together on the beach, you know, and make it like it's 1996. And it'll be. They're holding a Jewel album or whatever. Well, now she's.

[Toledo]

And he shows those, like, when reunions are coming up.

[Brady Bogan]

Right, right. This is my new lady. Yeah, yeah. It's like, that's great. Guys used to keep, like, Sears models in their frames at their desk. That's my girl. She lives in. Well. Well, I haven't seen it for a little bit to be out next summer.

[John Holmberg]

Did he get to pick her as far as, like, what she looks like and everything else? Like, did he create her? Was it weird science thing or.

[Brady Bogan]

She's. So you know how you go like some. Like that guy that sends pictures to everybody who are just pretty AI models and they're just perfect human beings, like in the kitchen, cooking in their underwear. It doesn't make any sense why that would happen. It's that. And it's just a page. There's so many AI generated models on Instagram. And it says on there, I generated. She's not real. And then you can just slip into her aidms and start chatting with her. And sometimes she fires back, which is hysterical. And so Larry was like, look, I've been talking to this one, and we're dying. I'm dying. But he does it every day. And then I'm like, get a picture. I'm like, tell her to do this. And he goes, john, I'm not even gonna waste my time. I'm like, come on, Larry. He goes, no, she won't do it. She's not. She'll just talk about coming into my room and doing some whispering in my ear. And it's like dirty texts. And I'm like, well, ask for. And I'm not even gonna bother. It's a waste of time. So then she. He told her, you know, is it because I'm not paying you that I don't get this? And she goes, now you're on to something. Oh. And I'm like, oh, yeah, who gets that money? Who are you paying?

[Toledo]

Is there? I mean, because the AI. Can. Can it be created? Like, oh, yes.

[John Holmberg]

So they got AI pimps out there too.

[Brady Bogan]

But all it is is just some fake girl that everybody can say, put her in a bikini doing this. It's not some guy at Home programming, anything. She just kind of evolves and.

[Toledo]

Yeah, because I picture, like, the guy responding, you know, there's no one responding. Yeah, it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no human being involved. It's some.

[Toledo]

Well, let's find out. Dig in.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I said. Put some cash. I'm not gonna get my card out and pay nothing to get prepaid to get. To get pictures of no one. Like, that's true. That's actually a pretty wise decision. Although. So the AI thing, it's very strange how, you know, just everybody's kind of got it in the back of their mind right now. And again, 15 years. Somehow or another, this conversation will be hilarious because it's like, oh, my God, they didn't know this, that we don't know what it's going to do. But I do know that your boss and our boss and everybody else is looking like, how many people can we eliminate? If I'm running this show, there's no way I have a single guy in a production room making drops and making, you know, nutty KP bumpers. I don't need David Lee's big, big, you voice anymore. Just AI got his voice. Well, you can't use that, but you can use something awfully darn close. You know, you could say, I just wanted a big, deep voice, much deeper, gruff. You could. You could. And then. Oh, the other thing was, some of the AI people would be like, I just think big. Sunny, sunny 95, big is fantastic. And then you're like, didn't like it, and you hit record and go. I want her to say it more like, I think it's fantastic. And she'll come right back into it like, that second it's done and she comes back with her voice.

[Thriller]

I think it's fantastic.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, she says it the way you want. Like, you direct her. It goes right to it. And it's not a mess.

[Toledo]

They know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's easy. You type it in.

[Toledo]

I need it with anger.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then you type that in. Or you just. Or you just record and say more like this. And then it comes back in some strange lady's voice who doesn't actually exist. So listen for it. Because radio is. All the other radio companies are broke and scrambling. Odyssey. Oh, my God, I heart. They've done every. They've restructured everything, like, 20 times. They will be the first ones to do this. They cannot. I'm sure they're already doing it. It's terrifying.

[John Holmberg]

So this was done on KTR this morning. You Think.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, let me hear what. Oh, oh, oh. I thought you. I thought you had a clip. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I. When I heard it, I'm like, when Anna went to the game and she thought this.

[Thriller]

I love Diamondbacks and the Cubs, and.

[Brady Bogan]

I just love opening day.

[Toledo]

It's gonna be great.

[Donald Trump]

I am sorry to be so controversial.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's like, oh, okay, that was a whole load of nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Ladonna let this happen on her show.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. Ladonna's like, I want to meet this Anna and find out exactly what makes her tick. You gotta be a little more goddamn decisive and a picotine, like, sharp with women. Pick a team, Twink. We'll be right back with Roller in the Traffic. And it better be goddamn clear, because I might want to go home early.

[Toledo]

Oh, man, you mess up the production there.

[Brady Bogan]

So cold. Oh, no, I just. I screwed up ladonna's story. All right, who's the asshole what screwed up my work? You got ladonna Harvey up your ass. You got a problem in your ass. She is strong. She's a strong presence on the air, but I'm pretty sure after yesterday, my cynicism to everything and the scare. And the reason I bring it up is because, man, if this is the beginning of what media companies are willing to do, Fox and CNN are going to use this to manipulate information, if they aren't already.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they can be. Way.

[Brady Bogan]

You cannot tell at all. I go back to that one podcast Larry was. Larry has journals Larry and I go through. He's. He's a techie, and we talk AI stuff constantly. And he's like. Because we were like, can they take radio jobs? Can that be done where, you know, you just can't have human beings doing this? And for the most part, it's, you know, the basics. You could get rid of, like, you know, a music station. You could have all AI. And Larry inputted a bunch of things from his journal and just. It's all his, you know, notes on his computer and put it in there. And I listened to 30 minutes of a podcast, and I'm like, larry, this is the stupidest thing you've ever done. These people have your name, where you work, what are you doing? And then I. And then he goes, it's not real. It's a podcast that was generated by me and two other voices just to kind of talk about things I put in my journal. And they just. They made a whole psychological evaluation show kind of entertaining, by the way of a woman and a man talking about What Larry's journal was wow. And it took me 30 minutes before I'm like, she sounds like she keeps repeating that. And he looked at me and he nodded and I'm like, this isn't real, is it? He goes, nope, these people are fake. You didn't say nope. Nope. I said, guess what? This analysis of years and years of my journal. They had a one hour show about me in 17 seconds. That's horrifying. And I kind of like it at the same time. Homeworks, morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible. Hi, I'm Diane Fisher from Fisher Tools. From our humble beginnings in 1964 at the Phoenix park and swap to our 4 acre campus located just south of Tempe Marketplace off the 202 and McClintock. Fisher Tools has been building the valley for over 60 years. Come check us out and browse our huge selection of tools and anything you need to do the job right. We carry Milwaukee, Dewalt, Makita, Proto and so much more. We're also [e-mail] CUPD listeners will receive 10% off their order when you mention this ad. Fisher Tools. If we don't have it, we can't sell it. Hey everybody, it's John Holmberg from the Morning Sickness talking to Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. Now, Shane, I take great pride in saying I stand with someone when I tell a listener to go to their shop. I know why. You tell me what's different for a KUPD listener to go to Orlando Auto Body than anywhere else. Well, first of all, we've been in.

[Donald Trump]

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[Brady Bogan]

We do a quality job. We work for you, not the insurance companies.

[John Holmberg]

So we can work together to make.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure your listeners are getting the customer service they deserve. If your car's been wrecked and you need that thing fixed the right way, get on over there now. Orlandoautobody.com Holmberg's morning sickness Kind of like think. But yeah, whenever you hear that, if you're listening to any radio station stations, Big Whippy, sunny, sunny, country fun, Joe Buck country fun.

[Toledo]

I love it.

[Brady Bogan]

Fake. I wouldn't I. I've been in this business long enough to know it's either it's probably a salesperson because most of but now it's AI. There's no reason to think that you're hearing any human beings at all anymore. Even I am not real.

[John Holmberg]

A couple years ago, before this was even like really big, we went to one of the adult bars and their DJs. Now a lot of them are AI'd. Yeah, it wasn't during the big shifts because we were there kind of like a weekday or something like that. But it was like, hey, next on. Next on stage, Cinnamon. Get those dollars out, boys. And there's nobody up there.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up. Yeah, it's not a recording. They just hit a button. It's an AI fake.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. I don't know exactly how it was done, but, I mean, it had the name of the stripper that was up next and telling you guys to get those dollars out and blah, blah, blah. I'm sure those are, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Yeah. Just recordings. Yeah. But if some. If nobody's up there.

[John Holmberg]

There was nobody up. There's nobody up there. I don't know if the. The door guy goes up there and programs names of the girls in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, just put it in there. And there goes. Because there's no. Look, strip club DJs, they have a tough job.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because they don't know who's there. Right. And they just get.

[John Holmberg]

And who's going to show up?

[Brady Bogan]

Whose kid was crying and had to go home.

[Toledo]

It's Jimmy from Yuma.

[Brady Bogan]

Interesting. Well, that's. I want to go. That was two years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Two years ago, I think three years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that couldn't have been AI then. But.

[John Holmberg]

But it was the. The recorded.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's Autom recorded, but you still.

[John Holmberg]

Had to type in the name of, you know, whatever broad was there or.

[Brady Bogan]

Just have a bank of her stuff. Wow.

[Toledo]

Well, in that case, I mean, it doesn't matter. It could be, you know, welcome Cindy.

[Brady Bogan]

To the center stage and anybody shows up, you're not. That's nuts. Cindy, take it back. Nobody's gonna care.

[John Holmberg]

Worst part is there are idiots that do that. Wait a minute.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

Those guys that spend hundreds of dollars a day there.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait a minute. That's not Cindy. I've. I've been giving her thousands of dollars to sleep.

[John Holmberg]

But her new Bentley.

[Brady Bogan]

The. But I can say this. I think the elimination of the strip club DJ is a good thing.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm not sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Most of those guys that you meet. Hey, guys, get those doobie dollars out.

[John Holmberg]

Dolly Kamikazes. While the lights are flashing.

[Brady Bogan]

They're.

[Toledo]

I love that dj.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a group of people that.

[Toledo]

I think he plays the best hits.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you say hits? Yeah. I think those guys could go, oh, they never, ever stop being strip club DJs. I think they order at Denny's. All right, everybody, let's welcome a mood of a Miami to the table right now. Get your dollars out. 7.95. Yeah, it's. They're never not strip club DJs. And when they meet a guy from radio, all they want to do is give him their card and stuff. I'm like, I don't think voice. Yeah, I want to do any hiring. I don't know what you're doing, guys.

[Toledo]

Got any spots?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and I get anything available because I'm ready to rock and roll. It's a big red radio. I'm like, don't, don't do that. Nobody talks like this. Knock it off. I gotta head on up back to the DJ booth and spin the stacks of wax. I'm like, what are you, 1955? Stop it.

[John Holmberg]

Thank boss man.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta wait. You gotta. My patented howl's coming up at midnight when it turns me into the howl and it's. Oh, man, people go crazy. They're here for me. You think all these naked girls are second to you, huh? They really bring up the vibe. Bring the vibe up, dude. The vibe is lonely masturbators. I don't think the vibe needs to be up from you. You could literally, literally have a guy going, hex dang stage Helen. Go get him. Helen. And everybody. Like, I don't care what he said. There's Helen. Hot or not. Look at those cans. Yeah, I mean, I didn't like this girl because she's fat and I can see her stretch marks, but that DJ sold it. Strip club dj, not necessary. I would, I would rather have it be a Stephen Hawking. Let's welcome to the stage Helen. All right, the robot is bringing them on. Pretty great. Also yesterday I was. I did a little. This is kind of a fun thing. It's not the topic isn't fun at all, but it is fun to see how people behave in this modern. In this modern mixed up world. The owner of a Phoenix coffee shop, the Xanadu Coffee, is going to spend a year in prison. He's going to be a sex offender registry guy for his whole life. The owner of the thing is going to jail because he tried to meet up with somebody who was 14 and he knew it. And the 14 year old said, meet me here with a rubber and something else. I forgot. But. And he showed up and he had a rubber and probably alcohol. The Xanadu coffee owner is 40 year old Randall Douglas Denton and he was sentenced to a year in prison. He's got to be registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life. Court records say that he was arrested on March 26 last year, he texted a phone number listed on a website known to be used for the purposes of selling and buying sex. The age listed on the decoy was 18. But she said, I'm actually 14. And he's like, ooh, are you a cop? And she goes, no. She's like, all right, bring $250.

[Toledo]

That's all I needed to hear.

[Brady Bogan]

That's all I need to hear. Well, in that case, by the way, it's on record now, so no matter how old you are, not a cop. He says, she wanted 250 bucks a rubber and meet me at this place. And he did it. Says, okay, I can come to you and you can host. She said, I'm 14. Too risky for me to host this thing. And he said, you're not affiliated with law enforcement. She goes, oh, now are you? And he goes, oh, good. I'm thinking this risk is not worth it. So meets at the spot, has the 250, has the rubber, cops grab him, and they're going to close the coffee shop. Right. So I went to see how this coffee shop was doing.

[John Holmberg]

Xanadu.

[Brady Bogan]

Xanadu coffee shop.

[John Holmberg]

Terrible movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The Olivia Newton John, Cliff Richard, Gene.

[Toledo]

Kelly listed on the 50 worst movies.

[Brady Bogan]

The reviews prior to this, not bad. But since the arrest, there are a lot of people that have taken their time to do a one star review, and I found that hysterical. One. One review said, great coffee does not make up for abusing children.

[John Holmberg]

Watch your soundtrack here while you're doing this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And I'm like, boy, is that ever the truth. He said, child trafficker. But man, that coffee the guy produces is so solid. I'm not sure I feel bad about it. To go home and take time to give a one star review to a place where a guy's sexually assaulting or trying to have underage relations, it's just pointless. How important do you think you are that you've got to review the place? We all feel the same flip side. Prior to Xanadu Coffee Zoner Going south, it was a four, four and a half star reviewed place. Man, that coffee's pretty good.

[John Holmberg]

Coffee went that bad in that amount of time, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Is it possible that they can just change the name to Last Guy was a Jerk Coffee, but still give us this delicious product without us associating it with that. Well, still good coffee.

[Toledo]

Great question. I think they're gonna try. Oh, it's closed. In light of recent events, Xanadu Coffee will be closing temporarily. During this time, we will be determining the next steps of our transition going forward. Randall Denton is no longer involved in the operations.

[Brady Bogan]

Right, but that doesn't mean that. That's the point.

[Toledo]

Opportunity. Get your coffee shop.

[Brady Bogan]

But it isn't about that. It's about any coffee. Their coffee was good. People liked it. If the owner is no longer associated, the 1 star reviews are for his behavior, not his coffee. And I get it. Don't support this place. The guy's a pervert. Yeah, yeah, he's in jail now. The coffee's still good.

[John Holmberg]

Do they put up a sign when they reopen? Says now under new chomo ship or what?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Friday is kids day. You can't. You can't. You can't take away the coffee.

[Toledo]

Have you been to predator coffee yet?

[Brady Bogan]

There it is. Yeah, La predatoria. Like it's on the west side. Yeah, well, yeah, like 7th Avenue. It's too far past the central there. We did this with chick fil a when they started saying gays should burn. And we're like, what's your chicken so good? They didn't even have to change the spelling. No, they just said, we hate the gays. And they're like, well, we don't hate them, but we prefer they didn't exist. And well, that's not good. Why don't you give me some of them crinkle cut waffle fries and like amazing food.

[John Holmberg]

That sounds good too.

[Brady Bogan]

But the self importance of human humanity with yellow to go and review this place. Obviously we can't buy coffee and give this guy a profit. He's got to go. But go delete your one star review. The whole staff covered for him. That's called due process. Like if Brady got accused of. Of, you know, if he met a girl in a parking lot. She's 14, he had a rubber and God damn it, I kind of hope this happens like that. I would laugh for hours if they caught you.

[Toledo]

What are you doing today? Just gonna go let some steam off.

[Brady Bogan]

Can you imagine the cop rapping on your window and you're like, oh, God, I'm here. Oh, this is not good. And you've got 250 cash of rubber and you're in the spot.

[Toledo]

She said in the middle of surprise.

[Brady Bogan]

Just sitting there in your car waiting, and a cop pulls up like, oh, please God, don't do this. Oh, man, you can have to believe. So this had to be placed. It sounds like a fun place.

[Toledo]

Get rid of him. And the coffee's still good.

[Brady Bogan]

And the Olivia newton John is still solid.

[Toledo]

There's some bummed out people on Roosevelt Road today. Oh, yeah, can't get there. Morning Joe.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Petal Coffee was flown out the door. People seem to enjoy it. The coffee's still good. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. And don't have the baby near the old owner church.

[Toledo]

Been doing for years.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Let's take a note from the Catholic church. Change nothing. Just keep going like it didn't happen. Move the guy.

[Toledo]

Yeah, get him out.

[Brady Bogan]

Go get him working over at a Dutch Brothers or something, you know, like, he'll just keep shuttling around from coffee places. You're look, coffee industry, you're bigger than the Catholic church. Move some of these guys. But stop reviewing things where it's obviously a one star.

[John Holmberg]

Donovan brings up. Sad part is people gave one start. They're actually accomplishing something.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. I can't take away. I can't. Well. And the one lady had written, if I could give zero, I would. All right. Do you think you are the reason that a guy was sitting there going, I still kind of want to go there. I wonder if the reviews, like, once everyone knows I would give zero if I could. And it's like the. Okay, Gladys, I was gonna start heading over to Pedophile Coffee until you said that. And I'm like, I'm following her advice. It annoys me to tears that people how. How many pats on the back do you need from yourself to review Pedophile Coffee? We all are out on that. Pretty safe to assume you don't need to go, who's checking reviews? Who's looking at the reviews going, pedophile owns it. Don't care. You do.

[Toledo]

We gotta change the name again.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? But the coffee's still good. So the people who work there now and go, look, we still have good beans here. Sorry about that last guy that got out of hand. Right. We're taking the beans. And it's now called this. Tell your friends, then you review.

[Toledo]

Welcome to Fiddle the Bean.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Fiddle the Bean is solid.

[John Holmberg]

You might turn him into a coffee.

[Brady Bogan]

Drinker with that name. I'd be hanging around there, that's for sure. I don't like what's going on inside Pedophile or coffee, but can I have a T shirt?

[Toledo]

Merch.

[Brady Bogan]

I want some merch. Yeah, the young Bean is what I would call. And that's delicious coffee. But the reviews should be from. And again, the people who work there should be the first ones going, all right, whoops, we're out. And but we're gonna take our beans and we're gonna give them to this. And it's gonna be now this. It's gonna be a new name, and we're doing that new location. Can't have pedophile location. Gonna move it. Gotta scooch it over. Somebody should go buy those beans, start a coffee shop. Those are good beans. Mocha Joe. Those are good beans. It's all about the beans, Larry. So if you could get that done. But I stopped reviewing Criminal. Like, you learned it on the news. And you think you've uncovered something. You're not Sherlock Holmes. In fact, it was Jared Dillingham that told you this, this. And then you had a reaction and started to think, I need to let the world know. They already did. You're not important. Yelp reviewer, quit it. Hey, Yelp that. And there's going to be a guy sitting there.

[Brett]

1.

[Brady Bogan]

He said, you don't go to that coffee place anymore. I Yelped it. I gave it one star. Why? Owner's a pedophile. You didn't need to do that. That's. That was not going to work out. That place didn't need you to put your, you know, petard in. Yeah, I got my. I got my two cents in there. And people. People respond. I noticed it shut down, and I have to feel a little bit responsible because I gave it one star. And even through it all, it's still overall 4.4 stars. That's how. That's how many years of delicious beans. They were shoving in people and they caught them. It's a good thing I was he.

[John Holmberg]

The owner or just the owner? The owner.

[Brady Bogan]

Owner. Yeah. If it's just a manager, you're like, we've arrested the guy around. And, you know, you still might have.

[Toledo]

To change the name, but the reopening is Grinders.

[Brady Bogan]

Grinders. Good. Sup. Sup, Coffee Sup. Grinders in the right hood. So. Yeah, that's true. Either way, obvious things don't need Yelp reviews, and that's one of them right there. What's the next song on the Xanadu soundtrack? I'm curious. Suddenly, suddenly, the wheels are in memory. Oh, my God. Cliff Richards. And. Oh, it's a great song. Oh, geez. Welcome to sunny 955. It's big 95. Five sunny sunny six 23 in the morning. We're going back to 1980. The soundtrack is Xanadu. Cliff Richard, Olivia Newton john. Suddenly Big Bank 999. 7 Sunny, sunny. Oh, this is great stuff. I had the 45. Really? I only knew the two songs.

[John Holmberg]

Xanadu and Magic.

[Brady Bogan]

This Is Cliff Richard, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Olivia. Yep.

[Toledo]

Who's the other song he had?

[Brady Bogan]

Clifford Devil Woman. Oh, I loved it. The chorus is solid on me. Oh, I love the overlap. The wheels are in motion and I.

[Toledo]

Like coffee is flowing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man.

[Toledo]

Welcome to Xanadu.

[Brady Bogan]

Suddenly I don't have the answer. Come on.

[Toledo]

I'm ready to take that's playing back.

[Brady Bogan]

Seriously, you're 14. With you one time school out.

[John Holmberg]

You could do this in ice. Singing dead.

[Brady Bogan]

They're probably both dead.

[Toledo]

So I got to meet you in surprise at 4:00.

[Brady Bogan]

How much do you need? Little pricey for 14, don't you think? It's like $40 a year. I mean, postpesa one.

[Toledo]

Guys, we gotta change the menu. We're gonna up the price on lattes.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember playing this. My sister's friends came over and they were like. I was in like second grade, so they were like fifth grade. There was this big, tall, dopey one named Aaron and she danced with a pillow. My sister had a slumber party and I was D and I'm working this song. Let's welcome to the stage. With her pillow hair. I didn't know what I was up to yet. I'm watching her with that pillow and I've got one of those second grade boners. Just. I'm in love. I'm in love with her. She had big thick, dumb glass. She was ugly, you know, I think I remember her so clearly. But she was tall. I liked it. Dancing with that pillow. And she just breaks out with a big pillow kiss right in the middle. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I can just imagine Dan walking while you're djing.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. Well, at that point, I think Dan's.

[Toledo]

Probably like spin insanity.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but the kid's a player. At that point, Dan might have been like, all right, Sees that little second grade boner sticking out of my shorts. And like this kid is. He likes the big ugly one. I don't like that he didn't see that.

[Toledo]

Just to clear up the rest of the air for the next couple years. I don't know about him.

[Brady Bogan]

And when it hits the. When it key change, she's on it with that pillow was. We lived in West Virginia. It was at her house on Co Avenue. I know. Oh, these two blend together so beautifully. Wonder what happened to Aaron. Is definitely a dead hillbilly now. But she was hot for me. But I remember this. And the other one was 11. Touching, squeezing.

[John Holmberg]

Journey.

[Toledo]

Journey.

[Brady Bogan]

And then at the end and she thought I was cute. Because in second grade that's when that was the last time I was cute.

[Toledo]

That was your closer?

[Brady Bogan]

That was. Well, no, I had. I had these 45s when I. When I missed. They'd just say something.

[Thriller]

You turn it off.

[Brady Bogan]

And I was like, okay. Oh, Aaron had.

[Toledo]

She had two pillows.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yes. Yeah, she had moved and I put that on. I'd look over and she's like, yes, you make me weak. Just sucking on that pillow. And I laid with that pillow like three days later and just all alone, just sniffing it like a doggy bed. So nice. Yeah. Aaron, the tall hillbilly man, oh man, did I end it. I forgot. Suddenly brought that back immediately. The first notes are like, aaron the pillow kisser. Oh, what a song. Anyway, thanks, Brett. Nice job. Little memory lane when I was 8.

[Toledo]

Maybe we can find her.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think I want to find a West Virginia second.

[John Holmberg]

Find her.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what Xanadu guy used to say. Maybe we can find that young lady. No, no, she's much older now. You're not interested, Mike.

[John Holmberg]

Just tuned. Just tune in. What the f is happening over there?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm boning a fifth grader. Quiet down. Well, I'm.

[John Holmberg]

I'm of age.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm. I'm in the. I'm in the moment. Shut up, Brad. Yeah, she's. But she's 60 now. Jesus Christ. I just watched her dance with that pillow. And there was another girl there, Kristen, I think Christy or Kristen. And towards the end of the night, I'm like, that one's pretty cute too.

[John Holmberg]

Dark hair, short dilemma in second grade.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What was her son song?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she was big on loving. Touch and squeezing too. That's what just brought that back. And I. You know what? I have to start hearing them to go. That was. Oh, Ambrosia. Oh, yeah. But it wasn't all that's how much I feel mix. How much I feel. And then the other one that they really went nuts for as a couple years old was Hot Blooded, Hot Blooded Vice, Ambrosia. Oh, man, this thing, Forget it. And this is when I looked over and I'm like the little dark haired cross eyed hillbillies. Cute too. I don't know how this whole business starts. I was basically a yacht rock DJ for my mom. This stuff was going to my house all the time. Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

Santa do to Ambrosia.

[Brady Bogan]

But again, Dan would have looked and gone, I thought you were a player. And then you turned gay like a few years later with your socks up to your knees and those little baby shorts. Oh, yeah. All right. That's Nice. That's the chorus. Thanks. Thanks, Brad. That was nice.

[Toledo]

You had him in the palm of your hand. Mr. Carson.

[Brady Bogan]

The breakdown. That's how much I feel Feel for you Hillbilly girl.

[Thriller]

I need you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, come on. I could have gotten. I was West Virginia. There's been other second graders getting fifth graders pregnant there. It was so close. Anyway, that's enough of that. Stop it. I'm having flashbacks to my sister's slumber parties. I was always involved. I was always there, hanging around there.

[Toledo]

For a couple of my sisters.

[Brady Bogan]

Always, always loving the fact your brother's so cute. Because again, somewhere around fourth grade, that went away.

[John Holmberg]

Sir, Your other hillbilly.

[Brady Bogan]

Who? What? Oh, yeah, they were losing it here. This was a solo dance. I was just kind of. This was me resetting my stack. All right, ladies, I'm gonna take a little break here. Let's get you out there. Want to see some sweat when I come back? All right. How you doing?

[Toledo]

Get them lathered up, then heavy into a ballad right after.

[Brady Bogan]

It's DJ long division. I'm learning that right now, so I figured I'd. DJ Cursive is what my name was. Just learned it. DJ Cursive. Wanna see you out there on the dance floor. Fifth graders, especially you. You big tall drink of water with those giant Coke bottle glasses and that ugly ass. Cross eye. I like you.

[Toledo]

Goes out to Dover, Delaware. The capital of Delaware. Fifth grade out of the capitals.

[Brady Bogan]

I see what you're doing, but I'd be D. DJ Capps. Ask me any question in any state. I'm pretty sure I'll get it.

[Donald Trump]

Washington.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I haven't gone to the west yet. Don't go crazy. Let's keep it. Let's keep it east of the Mississippi. Jesus Christ. I forgot about that. I gotta study, folks. I'm gonna play some Foreigner and work on the Pacific Northwest.

[Toledo]

Second grade strip club DJ.

[Brady Bogan]

Second grade strip club DJ's awesome. He's so limited. By the way, a couple of minutes ago, one of you guys asked me what the capital Washington is. I found out it's Olymp. You all right? We're back. I didn't look it up either on my phone. I promise. My mom gets mad when I do that. Let's get back on my dance floor. Hey, we're closing in on nap time. We're going to knock that out for about 10 minutes.

[Donald Trump]

Roll them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, roll your mats out. And everybody quiet down. It's raining outside, so a little heads up. Seven up coming your way. I think second grade Strip club DJ is awesome. And you know who'd be there? Owner of Xanadu Coffee. One star. One star. But if you like the coffee, you know, just figure out how to get it. I don't think we should be deprived of coffee because the owner was a jerk. He just can't benefit anyway. I don't know how that happened. I don't know what my intention was with that. But I liked where it went. Give us a Wake up song 585-9800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUP. Wake Up. It's out of control now. This is Michael with Restore My Civil Rights. I made a lot of poor decisions in my past that had lifelong consequences. After I was released from prison for the last time in 2014, I discovered the process to have my convictions dismissed and all of my rights restored, including my Second Amendment rights. Since achieving this for myself in 2018, our attorney has assisted over 3,000 others in doing the same. If you are still living under the consequences of past mistakes and would like to restore your rights as I have, visit restore myself civil rights.com and book a free consultation today. It's John Holmberg from the morning sickness for lifechangerloan.com Let me tell you about Brian and Emily. Brian listens to KUPD loyally. Megan listens to the news. But both of them have heard about life change alone for a long time. Both were curious. They never bothered really to look too deep since they felt good about their 20 year loan with a good rate. But they want to remodel their house and add a pool and that's going to cost about $250,000. After visiting Life Changer Loan, they realized they can still pay off the entire thing in about six years. It is not magic. It's MA math. Lifechangerloan.com that one had legs. Damn. Sorry boys. I just tore some paint off the wall sitting in the Christ. Whoops. Mine usually don't go that direction. It's fast though. It didn't linger.

[Donald Trump]

Do you have to let it linger?

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't. Paula says please, please, please, for God's sakes, make second grade strip club DJ a squares character. I'm crying all of the Toledo hater. That's a good. That's a good character. That's a good accident. Alexander said, Man, I did not have random Xanadu movie references in the morning on my 2025 bingo card. What in God's name is going on down there? Good point.

[Toledo]

Not one. You're Flaming out, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no flaming out. You're not flaming out. Yeah, flaming up. This guy says, john, I'm a delivery driver for a coffee shop supply company. I deliver to that Xanadu place every Monday. I've seen that guy every time, including this past week. You would never know. Super nice guy. And like you always say, they walk amongst us. The reviews are bs. It's a cool spot. The baristas are all super nice, just doing their job. And that's the thing. If you look at it like one dude inside, there's the owner. You don't know when the owner screws up and everybody is like, a jerk. You didn't know. And again, like I saying earlier, if Brady was caught in a parking lot with 250 bucks a rubber and thinking he's gonna meet a girl and she's 14, and he knew, you know, and for. I'd say. And he comes back and, guys, I didn't do this. This didn't happen. We'd probably give you a break, but I'm not gonna just abandon you until I find out you did it.

[John Holmberg]

We're keeping an eye on you, kid.

[Brady Bogan]

One of the weirdest phone calls I've ever been a part of, and I don't know why it happened, but when Brian Callan, the comedian, was going through his stuff with a lady that was accusing him of sexual assault and all that other stuff, Brian and I were talking pretty regular at the time, and I just remember texting. And I didn't know him real well, but I just remember calling him. He's always been so nice to me, and I remember calling him and saying, hey, man, it seems like the world's, like, quitting on you. And you did that thing that said, I didn't do this. And I'm like, small, big, otherwise. If you want to tell your story with us, anytime you want to come on and say anything, the door's open. And I said, I'll be in your corner until I can't be. And I hope that makes sense. And he goes, I appreciate that. He goes. And I can tell you right now, I'm like, if it turns out you're lying to me, there's nothing I can do about that. Yeah, if it turns out you're trying to snow everybody and get away with okay, but I'm going to, based on what I know of, you believe that this didn't occur the way it's being told. And he convinced me, like, right there. He goes, dude, I wouldn't put you in that spot. And and again, that's what a liar would say. And I'm like, but I'm going to stand by you. And it turned out like that that was a moment between us that he's like, you're one of four or five. He goes, it's weird how many people I didn't expect to be friends came out of the woodwork and said it was like four of them. And the people I needed on my side ran.

[Toledo]

Had to. I'm sorry, man, I can't help you. I gotta distance myself from this.

[Brady Bogan]

And it wasn't a thing yet. So if your boss gets busted and he comes to you and he goes, man, you gotta. You gotta believe me. And he's never shown you any reason that that would be, you know, like, wow, that's a pretty big accusation. You gotta understand my position, seeing all this. Wait, I know, but it's not how it's being presented. I would. I would definitely say, tell me what happened. Like, walk me through what really happened, and I'll be on your side until I can't be. But it doesn't mean I need to lose my job or the whole place needs to shut down.

[Toledo]

Look, how far. Was it Arthur Blank or the owner, Michael Vick? Yeah, with Michael Vic, I will stand.

[Brady Bogan]

By you all day. And he was telling him BS the whole way until he could not and made Arthur Blank look bad. But I think the good thing was Arthur Blank went public and said, I'm on his side. He's never led me to believe this is true, and he's telling me it's not. Right now, I'm gonna stand by him until I can't. And then. And then when it turned out, he's like, look, he snowed me too. I got hit with this just as much. And I was trying to be the guy. It's just so bad. It changed the name for sure. Andre's. Andre's big hope for the second grade strip club dj, too, is. And Andre's one of our black listeners as he comes on and goes, hey, everybody, just after Capital City 2 o'clock, gonna name some more capital cities along that Mississippi. Also want to welcome to the stage. Oh, it's Mommy. Let's give it up for Mommy and Mommy's Milkers. And take it from me, second grade strip club dj. That's some nourishing mommy up there. Tastes great. Less filling. How does he know about 80s ads anyway? What are you gonna do? Uh, again, the city has done something I don't understand and way too late. A couple days Ago, they had a press conference. Nobody went to. They drug out a couple people. People don't know. This city has evolved so much over the past 30 years that you got to explain a lot of stuff. Stuff. But Wallace and Ladmo Road is a thing now. And it's a thing as of Tuesday. And it's downtown right there off of. I guess that would be First Avenue or Central, where that split is. There's a mural of Wallace and Ladmo in a building. Used to be the KKFR building right behind.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Our old ones, the channel. Old Channel five. And they call that road now Wallace and Ladmo Road. And they brought out Pat McMahon. Now, a lot of you don't know what Wallace and Lad Mo is, but this city won't let go of. Of Was a. A children's show for Slow Desert Kids is essentially what it was. It was. It was dumbed down children's entertainment for the slow child. That was the Arizona kid. And then Phoenix started to become a bigger city. But when I first moved here, this thing was like, Rube Children's tv. It was local. It was everything. But it became, like, part of America or Arizona. It was huge. It was like, just ridiculous. I didn't ever like it. I was. I was a Bozo kid. I was the national guy. I love Bozo from Chicago. That's where I was. Awesome.

[John Holmberg]

It was similar. Not as good, but it's similar to Bozo. They play your cartoons and everything else.

[Brady Bogan]

And the cartoons were faded. Chili Willy. Like, they weren't that good.

[John Holmberg]

Like, they got them off Livewire back in the day.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, not.

[John Holmberg]

That was the thing, but it was just like that bootleg version.

[Brady Bogan]

They look bootlegged. Yeah. They look like tapes they found in the trash that still kind of have a little life. We can throw those on. They were bad. Like. And it wasn't Chilly Willy. It was Cold William. It wasn't the right one.

[Toledo]

Knockoffs.

[Brady Bogan]

And they'd be. You know, and then the characters, the costumes were bad. But it was a local thing. And people went nuts. But they should. They should have done this if they were gonna do it like a year after all of them are dead except one guy. And even the kids of the guys who were dead didn't show up to this.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

No, they had statements, but yeah, it was just McMahon, you know, when Wallace and Led Mo started. Oh, Christ. Are you going to talk about that again? Has nothing happened in your life since then? I worked at the. He was a spokesperson for Copenhagen. Is that still it? No, it's Gone, too. Copenhagen. Dutch wooden furniture that takes up an entire room. And everybody's looking like, who's that old man? Oh, he used to be on Wallace and Ladmo. What the hell's Wallace and Ladmo? They're naming a road after it. Why? I don't know. During the Reagan administration, it was a really popular kids show. And we're doing this now?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Does Al McCoy have a street yet? No. Does Diana Taurasi and Wallace and Ladmo have one? Yes. Get out of here, Al. Jerry Colangelo doesn't have a road yet. Yet. Come on. Mark Curtis has been around as long as Wallace and Ladmo. He didn't have a road. It's just, you know. And you'll get it, people. I understand Nostalgic Arizonan Roger Ramjet was awesome. Yeah, okay. They had a couple of characters that kids loved, but let's not go nuts with the Hahahu. Larry's Lunch Sack is based off of Wallace and Latin, but nobody remembers he would be.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, that's great. I mean, if they hit. That's long overdue. There should have been a road named after.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's long overdue. Yeah, but I don't. This is the thing. Listen to how slow and calming this is. This is before kids were all on pills. This was the show that kept every kid like. Kind of like, duh, that's not an upbeat song. And then they did the Haha ho ho heating thing. I remember when I moved here, I was like, oh, all the kids in Arizona, retarded. It's so slow. But for a rube, you know, a rube city in the early mid-80s. It was, you know, it was what it was. We were Albuquerque back then, and it's.

[Toledo]

Fitting of that legend City rolls in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Fat McMahon played all the characters, but they got a road. And I guess that's fine, but, I mean, it's too late. All the guys are dead. You can't name stuff after dead guys and then have a thing about a TV show.

[Toledo]

Well, maybe that's why, you know. Hey, we got one left.

[John Holmberg]

I think they still have the Wallace and Labmo stage at the state fair.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, nobody knows what that is. And I know all of them. Whose? Wallace.

[Donald Trump]

What's a Wally Chick?

[Brady Bogan]

What's a Wally Chick? Is that a coffee place? I hear coffee places, they touch kids. Wall leache. No, it's Wallace and Ladmo. Where are they? Oh, they've been dead for years. What are we doing? Do you want to meet Pat McMahon? Why? Why?

[Toledo]

What did.

[Brady Bogan]

What do I want to meet an old woman for? That's a man. Pat McMahon is a woman. No, he's not. Just dresses funny. You know, Javier, back long before you were alive, your father was being stabbed in a Maryvale neighborhood while we were on the air. Who is this old woman who's talking about my father's step wounds? How old are you? 33. We've been off the air as long as you've been alive. We should name something after me. I think McMahon's behind this. You know, they haven't named anything after us. I'm going to call some favors in. And that's why he was there behind the mic. And they're like four or five people are like, all right, what are we doing? We're. We're spending money to name a street after Wallace and Ladmo. Just call it who Avenue. No, it's part of Arizona history. Not so much as we cared about that for 30 plus years. You guys being gone.

[Toledo]

Cut the Joanne fabric and let's get this thing on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and all the scissors are too heavy. I can't it. The help. Monty Burns is trying to cut the ribbon there. I'm not Monty Burns.

[John Holmberg]

Richard Ramirez. Not that one said that.

[Brady Bogan]

The Night Stalker listening.

[John Holmberg]

He's still listening.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, thanks, buddy.

[John Holmberg]

He said they still call the lunch sacks and county jail lab mo bags here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then half the guys are like, what is that old kid show?

[John Holmberg]

Just give me my chorizo essay.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll have a waich. Nobody's. It's not a thing. We're so late to the game with that kind of stuff. But. But for some reason, Diana Tausi had to have a street named after her. Like, while she's playing.

[John Holmberg]

Does Alice Cooper have a road?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't.

[John Holmberg]

No. I'm being serious.

[Toledo]

The closest thing.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And that's where this conversation stops. We're not bringing that up because they'll do it. They'll name something after him. And no Dave Pratt Road. He probably has that around. He's been petitioning his neighbor. I mean, all the neighbors know where I live, buddy. But yeah, there just. No. I think Wallace Ladmo was valuable to the community at the time, but 30 years have passed. There's nothing. I mean, they're forgotten for the most part, except for by a general. You don't name roads after things that you know.

[Brett]

Why?

[Toledo]

You know, generations of drivers haven't known.

[Brady Bogan]

Known.

[Toledo]

Like the day it ended would be the day to do that. Hey, you know, that was a. Like Amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, it would be 89. Yeah, it's, it's. It's the hall of Fame that.

[Toledo]

Then you put the.

[Brady Bogan]

To me, it's the hall of Fame. It ends in 89. So five years pass, if people are still talking about it, then you're like, you know what? That's a Hall of Fame thing. It's Arizona.

[Toledo]

But McMahon went through that whole gambling thing, and that's why.

[Brady Bogan]

And the dog fighting. Yeah, I know, but still. I had 250 bucks in a rubber and I was in a parking. You're not gonna believe this. I just got coffee and I sat in. The police said she was 14. Anyway. Yeah, you got five years. And even, even, like, you know, look, this show's been on for a long time. I'm not, you know, delusional enough to believe a street's getting named after this nonsense, but they certainly not doing it in 30 years after I've been dead and Brady's been dead for 30 years. It's not going to happen. You're going to roll bread out there going, I was part of it for a couple years at the end there. And.

[John Holmberg]

How you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

How you doing? We'll be naming it after Homegren. What are we calling it? Jew Road. This guy hasn't changed at all. Hombre's Mooning Sickness Avenue. Where is it? Guadalupe. Well, it doesn't even make sense when people would have gone 30 years from. What the hell is radio? Oh, it used to be a thing. People listen. Why are we naming them now? I don't know. The dude from the show is barking about it, and we just. We owe him some favors. McMahon's behind us calling him. Hello, Congressman. Arizona's Pat McMahon. Who? Okay, I used to be on Wallace and Vladmo. What the hell's that anyway? Get me somebody older. Find the oldest person in the room who's been in Arizona forever, and then said, ow. Do you remember Wallace and Ladmo?

[Thriller]

The children show for the retarded kids?

[Brady Bogan]

No. We were smart. No, it wasn't.

[Toledo]

He went for McMahon first. Like, we're not gonna do it. We'll go, Wallace Ladmo.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Well, that's a joke I made about Pat McMahon when he did his rap like, you moved to Arizona, become the third wheel in some children's rube show in the middle of the desert because he wanted to be an actor. You were 400 miles away from acting. Go to Los Angeles. Why'd you stop here? I just thought I could get a job. Pat's a good guy. I like that. But I mean, come on.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good point though. How come Colangelo doesn't have a room?

[Brady Bogan]

There's people ahead of Wallace and Ladmo.

[John Holmberg]

I mean the Suns, the D backs.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, I guess Randy Johnson's got a little stretch of something like a piece. And that's good. But don't. And if that. If the whole show's dead except one. You can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

Randy Johnson's got a road and kind of Johnson way.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the little blip of a section by the ballpark. Kind of like Diana Taurasi is not actually Second Street. It's just by the arena. It's Diana, but it's still the size of the.

[Toledo]

It's over top Second street or whatever.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's just on that one spot by the. By the frost. You can't help but look up knocking.

[John Holmberg]

Randy, obviously, but he did great for us. But Cotton. Cotton Fitzsimmons, Al McCoy have been here.

[Brady Bogan]

Since the list goes when you know.

[John Holmberg]

And.

[Brady Bogan]

And I can see not naming Cotton. But everybody remembers, right? But again that's almost a. Wallace and Ladmo. He's been dead too long to name stuff after him. Al McCoy should have had it when he was live. And now they don't. Wallace, Ladmo get a show. Everyone on the show is dead but me. Everyone. A little late to the game with this look. They painted our faces on the side of a building because I asked them to. And it was the old Wallace and ladmo. Channel 5. That was a great good. But this is too late. And Alice Cooper don't even tease because the weirdos in this city would do it.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe we'll get a gym. Blossoms street and Tubes.

[Brady Bogan]

Anybody who had a hit. No. I'm surprised Jordan Sparks doesn't have something named after last night when they did.

[Toledo]

A Spam Corps port from Jordy Hormel. He's been living there for a while.

[Brady Bogan]

The discount tire and the Hormel guy, the Motorola guy. Those are the ones that Bob Parsons. These are the guys we need to go daddy way. Yeah, go daddy way. PXG street here. I love driving on my street. Yeah, we do. Be it, Bob.

[Toledo]

The best street.

[Brady Bogan]

Period. Period. It's a hell of a street. Thanks. Name something ever that guy Wallace and Landmo and it's just gonna be confusing. You'll be driving. Wait a minute.

[Donald Trump]

What road?

[Brady Bogan]

The hell is not gonna be any of the maps yet. Ah, Christ. It's already confusing. Which one ways and everything else down there. Names, you know. Give them an honorary Like a street.

[Toledo]

Cleaner for Mark Curtis. Had the mustache out the front there.

[Brady Bogan]

It starts sweeping up. Yeah, he's been around for 50 years. Mark Curtis has been on the. On the air here forever. Nobody's gonna name anything after him anyway. Just the thing. And when they do name stuff, like, they just closed some elementary schools, and one of them was like, tcpo. I don't know what that is. But isn't that like, shouldn't you have to move that? Like, if. I don't know who that guy is. But it was. He's named. Somebody was named. The school's named after him. Like, if they had Brady Bogan elementary and then they shut it down. Like, that's kind of like, well, can I still have a school? Like, I didn't do anything wrong. Why is my cruddy school getting closed? It's an OD to the guy you did it to. Like, you're not a president, you're a local something. But if they close it, they're like, yeah, we gotta give this guy something else. Cause the family's like, yeah, they used to have that named after my dad. But then, you know, too many kids who didn't speak English went there and the scores fell. So they didn't make money and they tore it down. I don't know. The world's crazy. It's all goofy. But at least we've got ourselves Xanadu coffee. And it's at discount now. Go over there, get it before those beans go open it back up. Ye.

[Toledo]

This guy. Move on the employees. Take it over.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. Yeah, it's. Or just embrace it, you know, Jared Fogel Crystals and, like, just go for it. Just that let everybody know this coffee is great. And we had a terrible incident awareness. Yeah. Child predator coffee lineup and pictures of her when she was on Nickelodeon and do all that. You know, that Dan, the guy that was a little inappropriate with the Nickelodeon kids. They did that documentary about the Drake and Josh, you know. Yeah, yeah. Name stuff after the kids have been through it all. Michael Jackson's light mocha. Because, you know, he's a little lighter than dark anyway. Well, you. It's just a theory. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats? All right.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Skinner, by the way, last night, while baseball was going. Going on, also flipped over and noticed that the Wildcats are out now. My bracket. I'm about to my AI bracket.

[Toledo]

I had him going to the finals.

[Brady Bogan]

I had enough. I have one miss going into the next two rounds. I have just nothing but green checks now. Like the one that killed me was two. Two rounds ago, killed two rounds after. So I'm missing it. But I am the computer picking all of my stuff and having this season just be top two teams. And it's. It's basically the women's bracket this year. The top seeds are rolling. And then the two. The threes. There's only one two that the threes are 50 points. Yeah, the elite eight's going to be the top fours. And there, there are no surprises right now. It's all just basically like, yep, favorites are rolling all the way through. So you should. You could very easily have, you know, ones or twos in the final four. And that's what my computer picked. I'm cruising best. I've been in the NCAA brackets in a long, long time. And you know what? I did didn't do it. And when I looked at it, I'm like, well, it's just picking the favorites, but what are you going to do? Also, I have to say thanks to Byron over at Mo Money. I went in there yesterday, Mo Money Pond, 12th street in Indian School, and I picked up my Troy Palomalo monographed jersey. It was a great moment because Byron. We've known Byron for. Oh, yeah, ever. And he's standing there and the guy working the cashier. Yeah. I break out the card and I give it to the guy behind the counter and Byron and I are talking and then he goes, this good. Byron pulls up my card and he goes, yeah, I think he's all right for it. Like you, he looked at me and. And the Amex and thought, should I even shady. Should I. I'm going to cut this up now. It's metal. You can't cut it up. I'm gonna throw it out. There's something going on here. And he was immediately buying. We right in front of me. Are we good with this guy's car? This doesn't look legit to me at all. Yeah, I think you'll be all right. I Think. I think it'll. I think it'll go through.

[John Holmberg]

I know where he works.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And I started laughing. I'm like, I. If you want.

[Donald Trump]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

But he was doing his job. It was hilarious. But, yeah, they did. So I got that thing yesterday, which was awesome. And then Byron was talking about 30.

[John Holmberg]

Off used guns this weekend. Huge sale. So if you're looking to get a new piece. 30 off used.

[Brady Bogan]

30 off is huge. So go to MMP guns and get.

[John Holmberg]

I don't need another one. But it may be down there this weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

These prices. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Doesn't hurt to shop.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So I think I may be down there.

[Brady Bogan]

What? I've always said a good price, and this is my inner nose talking. A good price to make you buy things you don't even want. I don't know how many times I've driven by those billboards. Divorce $200. I'm like, I don't care how happy you are, that that's almost too good to pass up.

[John Holmberg]

Do you know what I mean?

[Toledo]

That can't be true.

[Brady Bogan]

$200 for a divorce? All said and done, honey, I'm through.

[Thriller]

But we're so happy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I'm never getting this deal again. And this is gonna fall apart someday. I mean, after all, you are a woman. I'm gonna end up not liking you.

[Thriller]

We're getting divorced because it's such a bargain.

[Brady Bogan]

Two dollars. I mean, that billboard screams at you. Leave 200 bucks. We'll do all the file. My God, honey, write that number down.

[Thriller]

But why?

[Brady Bogan]

You both. We both know why. I need to make that retroactive. I need to file today to get that priority price I got in under the wire. Baby, we can just separate until this is done. But we're only paying $200. Stop crying. You should look at me as a responsible husband for now. Yeah, that kind of stuff. 30% off. If you don't even need a gun. It's like, let's go down and see what they got.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm doing. I don't need one, but I'm going to go check it out anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

Good stuff. All right. What do you got?

[John Holmberg]

So on the list, Van Hale, Dylan, and of course, they come in from the Coffee Conversation. Benny Mardones. Of course. That came in like four times. Warrant. Cherry Pie. Girls, Girls, Girls from Motley Crue, Iron maiden, sound garden, Christine, 16 from kiss.

[Brady Bogan]

Too old.

[John Holmberg]

What's your name, little girl from Skinner. Soil disturbed and body count. There goes the neighborhood for Xanadu Coffee.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotta love what's going on with Kiss. Three months ago, they announced that they will never tour again. AI Kiss is all you're ever gonna see. Never again. And then just a couple weeks ago, we're doing a live show. What?

[Toledo]

Unmasked.

[Brady Bogan]

We're unmasked. We're not even gonna try. It's basically what I'm saying. Gene Simmons from Kiss live show Unmasked and limited movement. We're gonna be on stage for a little while. Also, part of this program can be amazing. You can be part of it and be one of our roadies and work your ass off for free just for the honor of being near us for $12,000. In fact, it's gonna cost you $12,000 to be our roadie. We have Jewed our. To make fans do all the heavy lifting and pay us Kiss to perform slowly and without makeup. Who wouldn't want to see it?

[Toledo]

There's like four or five activities that you do on that list. You're reading them.

[John Holmberg]

No, I didn't.

[Toledo]

And there's a possibility that G might be there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, great.

[Toledo]

Maybe, you know, you're gonna set up a.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know what?

[Toledo]

You're gonna set up the drum kits with the guy.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gonna be a Gene Simmons going, hi, everybody. Move. And that's all you're gonna see. You get that phone call, Paul Stanley. It's Gene Simmons of Kiss. Listen, I've thought of something. We were. Yeah, thank you. It's good. That's enough, people. Thank you. Paul. I came up with this plan. I know we weren't going to tour anymore, but if we don't bring makeup ladies, we don't bring makeup. We don't have a stage or a set. And we get the fans to pay us to break down our equipment. We can make a pretty penny pole. That's right. Yeah, I'm in. Thank you, Paul. We're calling it Kiss the Jew.

[John Holmberg]

Now, That's a tour.

[Brady Bogan]

Fans will actually pay us to do the work. Kiss the Jew tour. And they're doing it.

[Toledo]

I don't know if it's a rebuttal of or going off it, but that pop singer, Jojo Siwa.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Toledo]

She's doing one for 900 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

You can be her roadie for $900.

[Toledo]

Yes. You know, and there's includes. You know, it's a me. It has more stuff that you're going to be able to do, but definitely it was a kind of like, oh, they're doing that.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know that was a thing. Here's My new plan. Anybody wants to come in here and sit in the show, two grand. You can do anything you want. You can steal something on the way out.

[John Holmberg]

We won't make you work either.

[Brady Bogan]

If you want Brady to gently brush your balls for one minute, well, that's included. And I mean brush like.

[Toledo]

I choose the brush.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you comb horse man. Whatever you want to do. Brady will shampoo your pubes. For and 2000, you can hang out with us for an hour. I didn't know people would do this. That's. I paid $12,000 to be Kisses roadie. You did it wrong. That's not how you roll cord. I mean, you paid for it. You should have looked into this.

[Toledo]

It's funny is I think he. I think you went too far because Kiss is doing that unmasked, like three shirts shows. Then he has the $12,000 deal. And then he. Before that, he had his own date where Gene Simmons was going out. They canceled them all.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, really? He was going to play alone?

[Toledo]

I think it's worth selling. I don't think.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, who wants to see him do? I don't know anything he would do by himself. I'm just going to play the bass parts in the back. This is where Paul would be singing here. And then I'd come in with Christine. And then Paul again. 16. Yeah, that's my part. And that's so you're hearing just the Gene parts. And by the way, grab a mop. $500 and mop this place.

[Toledo]

And the bonus part of the Unmask shows is they're bringing in. You'll get to enjoy some solo work of Bruce Kulik. Is that his name in the band?

[Brady Bogan]

He's in there for a little while. Yeah, who wasn't?

[Toledo]

He's gonna get his. In fact, 15 minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

It's interesting to bring up Bruce Kulik because I don't know his last name either. He paid to be part of the tour as well, so it's great. I even talked to Kiss the Jew. Some of the band members are actually kicking. If you can play the drums, you can play a Kiss song. So for $15,000, we'll let you play live with one of our. Our sets. And we don't care how if it goes well or not. You're paying us. Kiss the Jew touring this summer now.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody emailed in wanting Kiss unmasked stuff, so Kiss Domino made the list.

[Brady Bogan]

Now I know it's on. Domino. Domino. I don't know about that.

[John Holmberg]

That's what Gene's singing.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Actually decent. That's a good song. I don't like Kiss songs, but that Domino's not bad. Well, I don't want to do that with. With. I don't want to do any of the pedophile tributes, so I actually. Kiss Domino's not bad.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if it's a mistake.

[Brady Bogan]

And by the way, everybody listening owes US$12 for hearing Kiss. Domino. If you want to hear our songs, you have to pay every time. Time. It's basically only fans for music. It could happen. Oh, this one says. This is from. This is off of your list. Brett. I got an email just now from Diana Bisano Torres. It's an Italian and a Mexican together. And she says, can you please. Well, this starts. But can you please say goodbye to my son Nick? He's moving to Tennessee. Tennessee. Yeah, sure. Bye, Nick. And with a name like Bisan Torres, I'm guessing he has to move and he's going to a facility.

[Thriller]

He's going to a supermax in Tennessee. Can you say goodbye to him?

[Brady Bogan]

Goodbye to Nick Bisaniano Torres. Bisano. No, Bisigano Bisignano. Well, that's a toughie.

[John Holmberg]

Maryville will miss you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Maryville is down 1. But don't worry about it. Uncle Cat is getting out of the joint in a couple. He'll be back. So we'll get that population back. Goodbye, Nick. You can still listen online, you know. Tap that app in Tennessee, buddy. And then tell them who your favorite radio station. Big Red. Sunny. Sunny. Big, Big, Big. All right, let's do Domino. You got it?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I got it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Kiss. $12,000. You can be part of their work.

[Donald Trump]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Ouch. Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing over there?

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta go to the hospital. Just moved the mic and it spun my hand around. I think I Broke my.

[John Holmberg]

My wrist flaming out, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

God damn it. I'm suing this place while they still got a couple bucks in their pocket. I'll get them to declare bankruptcy before it's all over. That hurt. Get some equipment in here. That's good. It's time now for the Brady Report. It's all the news that Brady knows and we are brought to you by good people over at all Pro Shade Concepts. I just got an email from a guy. I was like, I get a whole backyard and I don't even have a. He doesn't have awning. He sent me a picture. It was yesterday, actually. He sent me a picture. His backyard. It's like the whole back patio is just gone. And I'm like, you do need shade. But is everything okay? Like, are you in Myanmar? What happened to your house? And he goes, oh, one of the posts on the back thing came down. So we just tore it all down.

[Toledo]

So it's just.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just a house. Just a house.

[Toledo]

It's a fastback.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a fastback house. It has no ass. And I'm like, yeah, you definitely need to call them. I just didn't know if that was a thing they did. And I'm like, yeah, create like tight. You need shade now. And more importantly, for what's going on inside. I didn't even think of that until I saw that. Like, if you've got a window that's getting clobbered by the sun, there it is.

[Toledo]

Cousin had that facing west.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Create.

[Toledo]

You'd burn your hands on the. Opening the door in the back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you don't want to create something and they'll help you out. This dude, the back of his house is missing. He's like, yeah, I. It's. Again, it's. Yeah, it's a fastback stripper. Like, the house didn't look terrible. The backyard was a little messy. I'm not going to lie to you. The backyard was a little messy. He. He could get a couple. But start there. Clean it up.

[John Holmberg]

Taylor Swift in your backyard.

[Brady Bogan]

Your house looks like Taylor Swift without all the hits. Yeah, it was weird. I'm like, I. That's so strange to see. Like, my brain wanted to place a back patio where it should be just concrete.

[Toledo]

I saw a clever makeshift one yesterday on the golf course. These people cut, you know, the extended umbrella, like a nine foot umbrella, and they cut it in half and put that up against the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, that's hillbilly. Where were you going from? Apache Junction.

[Toledo]

Close.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Toledo]

Gold Canyon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, that's the Apache Junction of Apache Junction. All right. Yeah, don't do that. Just call all pro shade concepts and get that stuff done right. Don't cut umbrellas in half.

[Toledo]

And yeah, do it right, like one micro burst and that's 10 over and.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S gonna blow through your house and go. Just do it right. The good thing like Brady said about all pro shade, he's got him at his house. When the winds get going or the weather gets no good, they automatically retreat.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They read before you. So you, there's really no way to screw this up. Everybody's left an umbrella open and the storm comes, you got to pull it out of the pool. And that's like a ten man job. You don't have to worry about that. They'll take care of you. And the sun is going to be out. You know that you live in Arizona, we got a lot of that. So help them or call them and have them help you create a bunch of shade. They did it at Brady's place and he's got a whole new outside room basically because the sun isn't beating down on it. So get on it. AllProche.com brings you this Brady Report. Brady reporter.

[Toledo]

Good Friday morning to you Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello world.

[Toledo]

We've made it.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Toledo]

Happy National Hot Tub day and National Black Forest Cake Day in a hot tub.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing better than a big fat tough eat cake and a hot dog. Or a hot tub Hot dog. Hot dog and a cake.

[Toledo]

You can throw some hot dogs in the hot tub.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh that's a good idea. Oh God.

[Toledo]

Chlorine taste.

[Brady Bogan]

Hot tubs are for individuals on only, not for groups. Unless you're going to have sex in them and that's just because they're gross.

[Toledo]

Couple of basis fun facts.

[Brady Bogan]

You get in there with the fam.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, just alone.

[Toledo]

I'm, I'm basically the only one that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. If I get in a hot tub it's usually a post sporting event type thing or I've blown my body up in some way that I'm like I gotta soak.

[Toledo]

If I, if I re up the hotel tub I might just go like.

[Brady Bogan]

Renting when it goes out.

[Toledo]

You know they don't last forever.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's true. Nothing does break right.

[Toledo]

I'll probably go to two man.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[Toledo]

It's a four man spa right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Quit saying man. Just two person. So one man. Yes. Get in the shower.

[Toledo]

More people have walked on the moon. Total of 12 then have scored an earned run off legendary New York Yankees closer Mariano Rivera shut up in the postseason.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. I was gonna say he's given up more than 12 runs, but not in the postseason.

[Toledo]

11.

[Brady Bogan]

That guy pitched in 15 postseasons and he gave up 11 runs total earned.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And one of them, the Diamondbacks. I didn't know. That makes the 2001 championship better.

[Toledo]

Amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

That is mindblowing. How many games did he play in the postseason? Well, don't guess. You just.

[Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, just say you don't know. Did you see that, Brett? I asked him and he looked away like he was going to pull a number out because he should have let him go. I want to say I don't know more than one. Well, yeah, then it wouldn't be a stat. He gave up 11 runs and maybe. Man, that's incredible. That's one of the biggest. 96 games in the postseason. Postseason game.

[John Holmberg]

41 innings pitched, 12 earned runs, 0.70 ERA in the postseason.

[Brady Bogan]

How many innings pitched you say?

[John Holmberg]

140. 141 innings pitched, 0.70 ERA.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

42 saves in the postseason. Most in MLB hits history. Eight and one. One hundred and ten strikeouts. Only two home runs allowed.

[Brady Bogan]

He gave up a run every 12th inning he pitched.

[John Holmberg]

And he was a one inning guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, for the most part. So. Yeah, that is astronomical numbers. Holy Christ.

[Toledo]

The woman who invented the chocolate chip cookie was Ruth Wakefield, not Bunny Bogan.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Toledo]

She sold the recipe to nestle in the 1930s in exchange for a lifetime supply of Chinese chocolate.

[Brady Bogan]

Did it? Did. Yeah. Good thinking. Chocolate chip cookies didn't ever make anybody any money. Smart move, lady.

[Toledo]

Biscotti comes from the Latin words bis in cocktum.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Which means twice or baked. Twice.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Toledo]

There's a new report about radio and it's found that 78% of Gen Zers listen to the radio.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Toledo]

The London Evening Standard did a story declaring that radio is back and Gen Z's listening habits are changing the face of media. They say a lot of young people are sick of digital everything, so they're gravitating toward old school analog tech. Sir, More and more.

[Brady Bogan]

The number.

[Larry McFeely]

And my boys have never come in.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the. The number. Number used to be about 96, even when digital first started. And yeah, Gen Z hitting 78 is nice. That's good. And it's not to say that nobody's listening to the radio anymore, but most of the radio stations aren't worth listening to. And that's because of bad, bad planning and management. And that's 90% boobs. The boob the Boobs. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Titled them.

[Brady Bogan]

My name's Boob. I'm Howard Boob. I'm Boob. Boob. And we'll have your Boob. I'm Richard Boob.

[Toledo]

Another report found that just 48% of young people watched traditional TV in an average week. They say we're far more popular than the radio is.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, sure, because it's free and easy. Anyway, don't get me started on that. I sit there too many little chats with people where I'm like, what's going on? They fired everybody in Chicago to save money and they want the product to get better. Better how?

[Toledo]

There's a new dating term called floodlighting. It's when you expose way too much about yourself way too soon. Like your date, you might say, I'm an only child, hate my dad. I'm on a cleanse, have a ton of debt.

[Brady Bogan]

I have herpes.

[Toledo]

Your floodlighting, every one of those I.

[John Holmberg]

Would say no to.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly.

[Toledo]

I'm banned from Walmart.

[Brady Bogan]

Walmart, you think?

[John Holmberg]

Definitely. If you get banned from Walmart, just kill yourself.

[Toledo]

A lot of people say they do that just to test to see if that person can handle that stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What's next?

[Toledo]

If you're good with that?

[Brady Bogan]

No, we're hitting it off.

[Toledo]

Baby, let's get married.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the other way. If you're giving me that, what are you hiding?

[Toledo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If that's something you're comfortable saying, where's your. Where's your boundary?

[Larry McFeely]

Where's your line?

[Brady Bogan]

Where's the thing that you're not telling? Telling me?

[John Holmberg]

Just hang yourself. If you're banned from Walmart, though.

[Brady Bogan]

I do rosebud videos for money. Oh, my God, you're Miss America. That herpes thing was nothing.

[John Holmberg]

You might have seen me on the morning sickness videos.

[Brady Bogan]

I've got 60 years this week. Oh, my God. And I sleep with my dad. Quiet.

[Toledo]

One expert said it's good to be open and honest about yourself, but phrased it like this. There's a difference between organically engaged and immediately waterboarding a day. Yeah, it's a lot traumas.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a. It's. It's deep throating someone with information. Oh, you're gagging them. Well, it's that thing that I was on that. It wasn't a date. Well, sort of a date. And that lady had that ring around her neck and I asked her what it was on her necklace. She was evidently married for a little bit at a young age. And the guy died. Died. And she had his ashes with her too. But mostly it was the ring. He'll be with me every day. Dare you. Getting a salad before I'm like, oh my God, I don't want to be here anymore.

[Larry McFeely]

Did she make his ashes into a ring?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. She had her wedding ring.

[Toledo]

I saw one of those the other week. Someone had that.

[Brady Bogan]

Ashes on a ring. If you do that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would you make a wedding ring out of your dead.

[Toledo]

It wasn't a wedding ring. It was just a ring.

[Larry McFeely]

Just a ring?

[Brady Bogan]

No, she just had it around her neck and it's nice. It was a tribute. But then I didn't know. So then we started talking about dead and then try to have a normal lunch after that. And I felt like I brought up something awful because I was making fun of her divorce, but I didn't know it wasn't a divorce. And then I'm like, oh, boy. Like, you're too young to be divorced and I'm single. I was with someone. What'd you do?

[Donald Trump]

Nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, what'd he do?

[Donald Trump]

He died.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Christ.

[Larry McFeely]

Whoops.

[Toledo]

A plumbing company in Indiana is in the news after a customer didn't pay. The Thai bistro and bar in Evansville, Indiana. It's right on the Kentucky border. Their grease trap was overflowing, so they hired a company called Hever and Plumbing to deal with it. They cleared the clog, charged them $235. Restaurant paid. But then the pipe got clogged again. Three days later, plumber came back, cleared the pipe a second time, but they charged him again. It was more expensive. They charged him $390 because it was an emergency and not during normal hours. The restaurant refused to pay, saying they should stand behind their work.

[John Holmberg]

There we go. Jim.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree with that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

They were shocked when the plumber came back the next day and re clogged it.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[Toledo]

Basically installed a balloon in there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's fantastic.

[Toledo]

Inflate it.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Screw you.

[Toledo]

Couldn't drain. Yeah. The owner of the plumbing company claims a restaurant has a history of being slow to pay, so he wouldn't remove the balloon until they paid. Their.

[Larry McFeely]

A balloon they couldn't get to that.

[Brady Bogan]

Just pop it.

[Toledo]

I mean, I think almost like a ladder, you know, like, I don't know, they got. It's a kitchen full of knives.

[Brady Bogan]

And also, you're a plumber. Don't you have anything you can kind of keep and put back in there? Yeah, a balloon. Just go get more lard from another good paying guy and throw that in.

[Toledo]

Thai restaurant filed a plane Awful.

[Brady Bogan]

With the bbb, we had a plumber at Tony Roma's. Name, Glenn.

[Larry McFeely]

Get your own plumber.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Because it was a lot of grease trap problems and a lot of that underground. So we had our own plumber, and Glenn would show up. Ray called the owner. I'm like, oh, yeah, what's going on? Neighbors are complaining again. Because the smell. The house right behind the. I mean, the restaurant was right up next to a neighborhood. And we'd go out of the Tony Roman. Oh, yeah. We go out of the back of the restaurant, and that grease trap and the trash can were there. We couldn't breathe. These poor, poor, poor people. I mean, you know, Brett, that neighborhood is right there.

[Toledo]

Literally right to the alley.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a house right there. That's it.

[Larry McFeely]

That Dobson Ranch. That's right by the.

[Brady Bogan]

Close to Dobson Ranch. Yeah, it's next school. It's right. It was. It was horrible for them. And they would call and go, can you do. Please call Glenn. They knew who Glenn was. Please get Glenn out there and plant some roses. Give us something. Their poor backyard. It smelled like Chernobyl. Was a cleaner. Until Glenn would show up. Redheaded dude. And I have in my life, never. I don't think this. He may be the only human being I'm used to dingleberries with. What? He was so gross. He was so furry. He looked like Robin Williams a little bit, only bright red. Huh. I'm here to clean out your grease trap. Oh, here we go. And the second he started working, his pants fell down. I mean, he didn't know. He didn't care. His pants came off the second he started working.

[Larry McFeely]

And his pants knew he was.

[Toledo]

What's the smell?

[Brady Bogan]

He wasn't a plumber that did the knees. He wasn't Manny Sanguillan or Tony Pena who kicked the leg out. He's Johnny benched. Squat. The standup was never good for the pants. It wasn't plumbers crack. It was buttholes. And my friend Adam Boatsman comes by. He goes, glenn's out there working. Go out there. And I'm like, I'm not doing it. He goes, go out. You've got to see this one. I swear to you, Brady, they were down mid thigh, dick out. Every. He didn't work. He's just so into what he's doing. When he stood up, his ass had crust. And Adam and I just. We were going to puke because of the smell.

[Donald Trump]

And.

[Brady Bogan]

But it was. He needed a plumber for his own ass. It was clogged.

[Toledo]

It was put a Balloon up there.

[Brady Bogan]

You ever seen those dogs on those commercials for Sarah McLaughlin? They've been missing for a few years. They're all matted. And then they show him shaved and they're. That was his ass hair. No piles or hemorrhoids. His ass hair was matted and like dreadlock.

[Toledo]

He had dread butt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And it wasn't red in spots. It was. Glenn had to die from just living with himself. He's the first person ever to die of an overdose of his.

[Toledo]

Felt like a grease trap.

[Brady Bogan]

He overdosed on Glenn. What's that smell? Yeah. I can't get through. Glenn didn't. It wasn't suicide. It was just. I mean, you want to talk about natural causes? His body shut it down for its sake. Glenn the plumber. But he used to pull out globs of stuff from our grease trap. And that thing in the ground. And those poor neighbors. And you know what? I want to apologize to those neighbors, the flies. We did nothing. I was a manager. We did nothing to appease them. And we'd go out and make noise and drink, play football right behind their house in that miserable grease trap. Oh, and it's still there because now it's a native New Yorker or native. And I'm sure that it stinks just the same.

[John Holmberg]

Before you were throwing away old ribs and rotten meat and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Now just wings.

[John Holmberg]

Old chicken wings. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So bad. Sorry, neighbors. Over there at the Dobson and Guadalupe, Tony romas of the 90s.

[Toledo]

And now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bowman here with your science news. There's a partial solar eclipse tomorrow. It's happening tomorrow at sunrise. We're not gonna get to see it.

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[Toledo]

Mostly most of the New Englanders will get to. To see it because it's up in that area. Unless it's cloudy. But it's called a double sunrise because you have two separate horns and the sun rising up. So it kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

The sun has horns.

[Toledo]

It makes it look like it's the bottom crescent. Kind of goes up. It looks like two horns.

[John Holmberg]

But we're not gonna get to see it.

[Toledo]

You're only gonna see pictures of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Sucks. Why bring it up? Here's something you can't have or see or touch.

[Toledo]

We got time to maybe get flying the fly to Portland, Maine. They'll have the best vision.

[John Holmberg]

Who wants to do that?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I see. So the shadow goes like a smile. Shadow goes all the way to the bottom and makes a crescent sun. That's a pretty big eclipse. That's partial. That's like 80% of it.

[Toledo]

Two thirds.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty. Okay, we won't. That's just for them. How is the earth that. I don't get it.

[Larry McFeely]

Were you gonna say, how is the earth that big?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, how's. How is it that small? Really? And how's it that different for us than them? It's just one thing and another thing. I don't get it. Don't explain it either.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I know.

[Brady Bogan]

I wasn't gonna try email. I'll never understand.

[Larry McFeely]

We just saying words. We don't know what we're.

[Brady Bogan]

I have tried so hard. I remember in class in Dobson, this kid made one of those mobiles for eclipses. It was the. Oh, yeah, yeah. The foam things you buy at Marshalls.

[Larry McFeely]

Did it work?

[Brady Bogan]

He was one of those. He was Asian. His name was Martin.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it worked then.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, his name was Martin Wong. He's super duper Asian. His first name wasn't really. It wasn't really Martin. He showed up in his Paris. You are choice. You are Chris or you a Martin. And so they took Martin, but he made one of those things of what how an eclipse works. And he would work the things to make shadows. He had a light behind it. And he makes shadows. It was awesome. Wow. But he'd take like the moon. He'd put it in front of the. And they'd make it see shadow on that. See, how does that happen? And it only does half. Why you got shadow sun, sun is light, shadow moon come across. And I remember Martin looking at me like I was stupid. And I always thought he was dumb because he talked so funny. But then it realized he probably spoke six languages. Like, whatever, Martin, you understand. Like, I don't get. I was his partner. He built this thing, and I was. The guy was supposed to write about it. I don't know what I'm doing. Martin did everything. He's the one who told me that the pursuit of happiness is bull China. Totally different, but here you lie. Pursuit of happiness, you're complete. You want as much control government as anybody else. No, we're not. Not build my mobile, God damn it. And also while you're at it, trim my toenails. You're gonna end up there anyway, genius. My mom trimmed toenails. Oh, shocking. Tell me things I didn't know. I didn't know. Oh, that was my 100% guess of the day. What's your dad do? Maintenance at the toenails. How you know? Cause I know laundry. Yeah, now that's stereotypical. Brady Mine was accurate. Yours is just a shot. But Brady not wrong. I do. I do laundry on side for. For neighbor.

[Toledo]

And donuts open. AI added donuts. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You would not dominate Asians dominate the field of donuts.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

I thought it was Hispanics here.

[Brady Bogan]

Me too.

[Toledo]

No, no. Asians and Korean questioning.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys. Hey, look, I'm all in over here.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm asking for clarification.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that right?

[Toledo]

Yeah, I'd say they're the best.

[Brady Bogan]

Like bosa donuts is not Mexican. Nope, It's Asians.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You know this for sure?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Your eyes turned on.

[Toledo]

I'll stand on that. I know that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you don't know for sure. You're guessing. Don't make that face. You're. You're the worst poker player there ever. You get the bulldog lips. You get pouty. You aren't sure.

[Toledo]

You know how I feel about commitment.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not on a date. Don't talk to me. Why did he go beliv devoe with it? You know I feel about commitment.

[Thriller]

Little bird.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't talk to me like that. And no, I don't know that how you feel about command. You know how I feel about commit.

[Toledo]

You, girl.

[Brady Bogan]

Why can't we just have fun? So you're. Because you're telling me something as if it's fact, but I'm looking at your face and seeing a liar.

[Toledo]

No, I know the.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Toledo]

They're the best at making the donuts.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a opinion. But both the donuts is Asian.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna take his opinion on this, though.

[Brady Bogan]

You're sure?

[Toledo]

Why are you saying 95? Because I. I know most of the workers are Asian.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, look at this.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady's right?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Yeah. I got it from Heather. I'm not doubting you. I just don't want you to get into this pickle and then start.

[Toledo]

But I couldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

But you don't have details.

[Toledo]

Korean or.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not asking that you don't have details on it, but you know it's Asian.

[Toledo]

I'll say. I'm pretty sure it's Asian.

[Brady Bogan]

And what makes you think this?

[Toledo]

Because I was told that that's all.

[Brady Bogan]

I need to hear. That's okay. So somebody said the chain of Asian.

[Toledo]

And one of my buddies. Actually, it was just a couple weeks ago. Said, oh, there's a. And there's a difference. Like, they argue. Just like Italians when you go to Italy. They make the best cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know this stuff. This is where we lean.

[Toledo]

I'm saying, oh, no, we make better donuts than the Korean.

[Brady Bogan]

This guy says, boss and Drizzle owned and operated by Asians. Bosa is Asian, not Mexican. So, yeah, Brady's on that one. I'm giving you that. I want that to be true. I just didn't like how you were saying it.

[John Holmberg]

What's this? He's Cambodian.

[Brady Bogan]

He's Cambodian guy.

[John Holmberg]

That's what it's saying.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Another one says Filipino Bosa.

[Brady Bogan]

They.

[Larry McFeely]

They all get it.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, don't start in with that. None of you know where any of those are in Cambodia.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just doing it off air.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

Brady needs to start doing the Brady report with the sunglasses.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm at the poker player, so we.

[John Holmberg]

Won'T be able to see him looking up at the tiles and everything you're lacking.

[Toledo]

I don't know why I did that.

[Brady Bogan]

I do.

[Toledo]

Because you had confident on that, but not enough.

[Brady Bogan]

Did not scream confidence. And then the look away like, I'm gonna go with that. It's that. That. It's the I want to be a millionaire guess. All right, final answer. Are you sure? Final answer.

[Donald Trump]

Regis Freddie thinks all Asians make donuts.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, is. Is that true of all, like, everywhere? Why is that? I've never heard the stereotype, and I'm good at them. How do you. Because you remember. Okay, you should know this more than anybody because it's a stereotype and you're good at this.

[Larry McFeely]

But this guy says, the one I go to, there's like, maybe one white teen, and he gets ordered around a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Hurry up.

[Brett]

Me.

[Brady Bogan]

No long johns. Out of long johns. No, out of long johns.

[Thriller]

What's doing?

[Brady Bogan]

You stand around, be a white teenager, do nothing.

[Toledo]

Documentary out a couple years ago about the guy in la. I think he was either Cambodian or. But he bought all the. Started buying donut shops in LA and became almost a billionaire.

[Brady Bogan]

And. And then all the other Asians are like, oh, good idea. I didn't know that. Duncan.

[Toledo]

Not Duncan.

[Brady Bogan]

Nerd. Straight or straight out of Boston.

[Larry McFeely]

I know this will be a shocking statement, but I am surprised at your donut knowledge.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that is shocking. Because I'm not. I know.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that deep.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm shocked.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop it.

[Toledo]

Open AI added temporary limits on how many AI generated images people can make. So many of us are doing it right now, and they're saying it's taxing their processors.

[Larry McFeely]

Like you said, it's all Larry.

[Toledo]

The co founder, Sam Alders announced it and said our GPUs are melting.

[Brady Bogan]

Larry, calm down. AI girlfriends are the future. You should see this girl react when Larry says he's a little upset. I don't know. I just feel like you're not paying attention to me. Oh, my God. What can I do differently? You're so amazing. You treat me so great. Help. Help me. Help me be better. Okay. But she still won't send him nudes. All birds. Morning sickness. Disgusting. Fates say things that are horrible. Hol's morning sickness.

[John Holmberg]

CTS researchers.

[Brady Bogan]

That. That's the big thing. It's. It's very cts. It could go two ways. It could make an incel feel good and then just drive him over the edge because he's not actually getting what he needs. There has to be an AI out there somewhere. And you gotta break up with this one and go find a slutty one. The ones that are naked. Right away.

[Toledo]

Got some science news in the golf world. Researchers came up with a new material for golf balls that might make you pet putt better. It helps the ball roll more consistently whether a green is wet or dry.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't that so?

[Toledo]

It would take out the guessworker when it comes to find out how fast a green. Green is. So when a green's really wet, you know how I can.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Well, this new coating basically will roll the same as a wet grain as it would on a dry green.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't believe that at all. By the way, Winston said Bosa is absolutely Asian. I've never seen anything but Asians running those. I don't go. I don't do a lot of donuts, so I don't. Is Randy's donuts Asian?

[Toledo]

I. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, that's a. What a day we're having.

[Toledo]

And I haven't been. I haven't ever been to Randy's. I know what it is, but I've never been.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, original, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's owned by Mark Kelligan or Kelan or something like that.

[Thriller]

Ki.

[Larry McFeely]

Sounds like one of your.

[Brady Bogan]

One of your boys.

[John Holmberg]

No, no. Got a picture of me.

[Brady Bogan]

He from Lama Kiji. How about. How about that? No, this is learning something new. Congratulations, bigots. We just learned a new stereotype. I do learn to make a donut. Oh, no, that guy's not Asian. That's John Gambadoro, I think. Yeah, it is.

[John Holmberg]

Sources tell me.

[Brady Bogan]

Sources tell me. I've got donuts to spare. How to get rid of these protein donuts? Sorry, go ahead.

[Toledo]

We got a German mom, Alexandra Hildebrandt. They still in record books? That's your Science, dude.

[Brady Bogan]

Science ended.

[Toledo]

This is amazing. There might be some science behind this, but she's 66 years old and just had her 10th child.

[Brady Bogan]

Yuck.

[Toledo]

The oldest one is 46 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Toledo]

And it's not IVF either.

[Brady Bogan]

She's still fertile.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, worst nightmare.

[Toledo]

There's a bitch. Trevor. She just had Fraulein expecting some babies.

[Brady Bogan]

No German, but they do both like tubas, so there's fertility.

[Toledo]

She's held up pretty good for, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Supposed to plummet after you turn 30. She gave birth to her 10th child at 66. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Experts say only the only way women can successfully conceive, receive and give birth after menopause, which Normally occurs between 45 and 55, is the assistance of hormones or medical intervention. But she said, nope, she's the freak.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what's the worst thing about a 66 year old woman who's pregnant? Somebody had sex with it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Think of that. Think how desperate you'd have to be. I don't wanna think about how pathetically desperate you'd have to be.

[John Holmberg]

I think I'd call up Larry's girlfriend.

[Brady Bogan]

66. I don't even think they allow that on dating sites. No. Get out of here. What's wrong with you?

[Thriller]

I just want companionship.

[Brady Bogan]

Please correct your birthday lie. Nobody's gonna. You're getting zero. Let me just help you out. Zero responses. But why those two sixes? You might as well be 90.

[Toledo]

Got a Michigan resident that's died of rabies after apparently undergoing an organ transplant. And the organ had rabies. The transplant. The Michigan resident got the transplant done in Ohio. Well, there's why.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You're saying the doctor did it on purpose?

[Brady Bogan]

Michigan guy in Ohio doing surgery. Yeah, he deserves it.

[Larry McFeely]

Ann Arbor really is.

[Toledo]

Or he went to the University of Toledo Medical Center.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there's the other reason. Because University of Toledo Medical center is rabies. The doctor drools. He's rabid. You caught it from him.

[Larry McFeely]

Why is he making these grounding sounds?

[Brady Bogan]

And by the way, if I was ever in the University of Toledo Medical center and I needed something, I would beg for euthanasia. I'm in Toledo. Toledo. If Toledo is the Tucson of Tucson. Wow. Yeah. If there was a worse city in Toledo is. I don't know what the city in Toledo is. That's Maryvale. Like the scariest, worst parts of Toledo.

[Larry McFeely]

Close to where you were, right there by downtown.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Toledo. Yeah. Tucson has the mark on the worst city I've ever been in. Albuquerque, Tucson, El Paso. All the same Toledo and Brady always likes. It's nice play. Jamie Farr had a house there. That's not a sell. You got a golf, they got a.

[Thriller]

Golf Hill is a good place.

[Brady Bogan]

You've been there. The bugs, the weeds, the ugly people, the lack of sun and blue sky. And also the proximity to Toledo itself. Toledo's a dump. And I would die before I'd go to the hospital in Toledo. Hey, you've opened up a vein. And why is he smiling? Because I'm about to leave Toledo. This is great.

[Toledo]

There's a baby brand company called Frida. It's releasing a new product. It'll be releasing it in December, which is nine months from now. Breast milk ice cream.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there you go, buddy.

[Brady Bogan]

Man.

[Larry McFeely]

The algorithm has you in its class.

[Brady Bogan]

Straight from the tap.

[Toledo]

It's not made from actual breast milk, it's just is. They're calling it breast milk flavor. They say it tastes like breast milk. Has a sweet and nutty flavor with a hint of salt. Also has some. That's another nutrients of breast milk.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[Larry McFeely]

You would know.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that lady shot that breast milk in my mouth across the studio. It was nutty. I know exactly what it. I can explain it exactly.

[Toledo]

Sweet, creamy, nutrient packed. Good goodness we've all wanted to try. Sounds like a train or two.

[Brady Bogan]

Mix up Honey Nut Cheerios and Sugar Pops, Corn Pops and. And eat the cereal and then let. Let the milk sit for a minute. Gets a little warm, and then, you know, just drink the milk parts out of the bowl. That's breast milk. It's. It's almost sugary sweet with a hint of Honey Nut Cheerio if you just. It's Honey Nut Cheerio Milk. Honey Nut Cheerio Milk straight for. Did you. Did you drink straight from the tap like I did?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I've done both.

[Brady Bogan]

Off of your ex? Yeah. Yeah, you did, you pervert.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it just happened.

[Brady Bogan]

She's lactating and you took some.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

From the tap. Yeah. Did you say nice? Did you call her mama or anything weird?

[Toledo]

Yes, she did. Did you hang out there for like a half hour?

[Brady Bogan]

Did you lay in like Homelander? Did you do it?

[Larry McFeely]

I did not.

[Brady Bogan]

What was the position that you took breast milk? Did she hold you standing?

[Larry McFeely]

It was right after she pumped us.

[Brady Bogan]

Put a blanket over.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm still horrified by the pumping.

[Toledo]

We had a Bjorn.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you drank it out of the pump?

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, no, no. After she was done pumping, I got the last drop.

[Toledo]

She didn't put you in that sling?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Cover you up in a restaurant? Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

The top of Brady's bottle there is bigger than that. After she's done pumping.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, her nipple is huge. And you went after it. Oh. How much did you think you took in? Just enough to taste just once you.

[Donald Trump]

Take a shot, go back.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it a full shot?

[Toledo]

Not take a shot.

[Brady Bogan]

It just dribbles.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it just dribbles.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I took a shot. I think that lady could have more.

[Toledo]

Out of the bottle.

[Larry McFeely]

The second time I did it just.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you boba afterwards cuz for you had hankered at the same time.

[Toledo]

You said it from the bottle. Did you put it in warm water?

[Brady Bogan]

You put it on your wrist first.

[Toledo]

Yeah, you gotta do that.

[Brady Bogan]

You did it a pervy way. My way was just some lady shooting it at me. That lady put a full shot in my mouth. It pooled. Oh yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I still remember the arc of it.

[Brady Bogan]

The arc of that shot was amazing. Six, seven, eight feet through the air in a steady stream. It didn't have any droplets. There were no breaks in the line all the way through like a hose.

[Larry McFeely]

I was worried about the.

[John Holmberg]

It was like a Michael Jordan shot.

[Brady Bogan]

It was nothing but nothing.

[Larry McFeely]

It was the old console too, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, she put it right in my mouth and I mean it was just a quick like a squeeze. August 5, 2005 I'll never forget it right in my mouth. Filled my mouth and when I And it was hard because you don't want to swallow. It's so warm. It's body temp was 96 degree milk and it hit me in the mouth and that's. It was warm Honey Nut Cheerios after milk it was so it actually had a nice flavor and I think if it was an ugly woman I wouldn't have thought that but she was decent looking. And now and again offer still stands because the baby that was drinking that milk is now 19 and has a baby of its own. And they reached out and they reached out. We didn't follow through. I would take.

[Toledo]

Well I said I told him we.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to do something to get the. The infant whose milk I shared is now milking for another baby. And I think the circle of life means that I get that milk milk too and see if the kid can shoot milk in my mouth.

[Toledo]

I think they said they're to ask and maybe it got shot.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe the babies well would have been baby to me. She's 19 now.

[Toledo]

She's not producing enough. Can't share.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh if she's. She can produce.

[Brady Bogan]

Mom was a producer.

[Larry McFeely]

Mom was a producer.

[Brady Bogan]

If she didn't get mom's genes, that baby's gonna starve. I bet she's fat. I bet you that that baby with the. That I was sharing milk with. I bet she's big because her mom was making big baby milk.

[Toledo]

But she could, you know, fill the balloon at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. I'm still fair game. You didn't tell us. What was the question?

[Toledo]

To fill the balloon. I could have done it.

[Larry McFeely]

Leaned down. She was on the couch.

[Brady Bogan]

She was on the couch with her boob out.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And you leaned down and was she expecting it? Can I have something?

[Toledo]

He got chewed out after that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So she immediately went from. But she went from mommy to sex kitten.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know if it was that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, because she was, like, nourishing.

[Larry McFeely]

Because I was. I was. I told you this before. I was scarred by the size.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The natural pumping. You said they were huge.

[Larry McFeely]

It was massive.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you ever follow Alex?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

God. Like, Alex is on. On there, and then the other ones.

[Toledo]

Are doing shots together.

[Brady Bogan]

Eiffel Tower over her. And then you like Clorox, wipe it, and then you do it.

[Toledo]

The last little thing. Is that over here.

[Brady Bogan]

There's still milk in here.

[Thriller]

It's making my back hurt.

[Toledo]

Oh, did it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, dear.

[Toledo]

It was like a ballpark frank plum.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, man. My nipples are like a gigantic hot dog. Take the whole thing. Choke on it. Choke on it. Yes, dear. Toledo's ex wife was loud.

[Larry McFeely]

John, by the way, I never want to hear this sentence from you ever again. I want to see the. If the kid can shoot milk in my mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I do milk me kid. But she's 19, so it's safe. And she's supposed to do it because it's what we do. It's in honor of her mother doing it 20 years ago this August when she shot milk in my mouth. I don't know when that kid's birthday is. She's gonna be 20 this year. She got a baby that's at least a year old at this point. I don't know how long they go at that boob thing, but we gotta get. I don't remember her name. I should know that. Woman. Woman's name. We shared an intimate thing.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady got the name last time we saw her, but I don't think we're.

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't write it down or anything?

[Toledo]

No, I have to. I'll have to look through the.

[Brady Bogan]

In your phone. You've got that. Oh, I see. Okay.

[Toledo]

Email or a text.

[Brady Bogan]

She emailed and said, hey, I shot milk into John by The way. Why don't you mail you.

[Toledo]

Because she probably had my email for the.

[John Holmberg]

I talked to her at the last show.

[Brady Bogan]

And you met her too?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why isn't she coming?

[Toledo]

She emailed me that. That weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

Why didn't they email me? You guys in touch with me for. He did.

[John Holmberg]

I told her. Well, hit up John. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they just got to Brady instead.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So now you're got a pimp breast milk instead of just going straight to the store.

[Toledo]

I'm not talking to that chauvinist, you know. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Typical broad.

[Toledo]

Mountain Dew Rolled out a new flavor, a Hard Mountain Dew yesterday. The Hard Mountain Dew. Code Red. It's a cherry citrusy Hard Mountain Dew. And I think it's. I don't know, the percent of alcohol. Let me get this.

[Larry McFeely]

It's Hard Mountain Dew.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess it's. They call it Hard Mountain Dew because it's defined, it's got alcohol.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

We get it. You just said it three times before you gave us any other being.

[Toledo]

Code Red. They're making the point that 2% of the world's population is redheads. And that fiery gene is at risk of disappearing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So this is to say their promotion.

[Toledo]

To save the redheads is giving you a chance. They're putting out a redhead dating website. They want you to bang a redhead and procreate. Yep. Make more and you'll get a chance to win some cold hard cash tickets.

[Brady Bogan]

To Ed Sheeran to purchase more Hard Mountain Dew.

[Toledo]

Code Red.

[Brady Bogan]

Settle down. Wow. I don't like any drinks named after what hospitals say. When your heart stops.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

We got a Code Red. Y'all have one. No, no, I mean it.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you said that with. What was that burger joint? Heart Attack.

[Brady Bogan]

Heart Attack Grill. And then dudes had heart attacks there. Legitimately started. Yeah. And they had to close because two dudes were dead at the Heart Attack Grill for being overserved.

[Toledo]

We have to cut.

[Brady Bogan]

No, we gotta cut you off. No. Two more triples. I don't know. Hey, you're gonna call yourself that, you gotta live with the consequences. Weird place.

[Toledo]

I got a three quick.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty videos they go.

[Toledo]

First one from the freak show. Pancake baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. It's a flat baby.

[Toledo]

Pancake head.

[Larry McFeely]

That's like Rugrat in real life. Whatever that kid's name is with the football.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no way. Mom loves that.

[Toledo]

Then I started thinking about that. Is this your AI thing?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, it does two dimensional.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks like when a cartoon would get run over. By a truck and peel itself off the road, walk away.

[Larry McFeely]

Isn't one of the rugrats that kid with the football said like flathead, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

A two dimensional human. That's Flat Stanley's system. Oh, it's choking to death on its own self.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the end of it. It started to die.

[Larry McFeely]

That was the end of it.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was the best thing could happen to that thing. It's flat now.

[Larry McFeely]

Look at you.

[Brady Bogan]

You shaved.

[Toledo]

You didn't want to be upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on.

[Toledo]

There's a reason why I'm showing Pancake.

[Brady Bogan]

Show me Pancake baby Now.

[John Holmberg]

What is the reason?

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't watch to the end of that, did you?

[Toledo]

There's people post.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? Yeah, but you and I don't blame you for that. He's not wrong. The. You just saw that initial thing before hitting play.

[Toledo]

You didn't hear the dying at the end.

[Brady Bogan]

Listen to the dying at the end. Mommy's loving flat baby got her too excited. No, she's choking to death because she's flat. We got it. All right, here comes the choking part.

[Toledo]

She tilted it back.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, cuz it has no. Its inner organs can't work. It's flat.

[Toledo]

Here we go. I spoke like I like.

[Thriller]

The house.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not going to make it. Cut the camera and kill the video. We just saw the last seconds of Flat Baby man before it finally was taken.

[Larry McFeely]

Welcome to send us into the weekend. I love that you're shamed by that.

[Brady Bogan]

Good thing is you only have to bury it. You only have to bury it a little bit. Like the hole you dig is like six inches.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, Proportional.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Just have to cover it with some dirt. All right. It doesn't even make a mound.

[Toledo]

Pancake baby.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the. I've never said this. That's the flattest baby I've ever seen. And you know what? To Brady's credit, Mom posted that video for the shock value. No proud mothers putting that up on the Internet. People coming over. You got to see Melissa's new baby.

[Larry McFeely]

Analyze it.

[Brady Bogan]

John. Hey, I gotta warn you that the baby's not that good looking. Don't. Okay. Hey. Oh, this thing's flat.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a Larry David moment. You had to tell me a flat baby?

[Donald Trump]

What you going to get a flat baby?

[Brady Bogan]

It didn't tell me it's a flat baby.

[Toledo]

I got to tell you, she should probably kill it. Next one's a pedestrian crossing the street. Not paying attention.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Oh, surveillance video. Oh, he's about to turn onto the crosswalk and just Walks right out into the truck. Bus. Oh, bus takes him down. No sound. No sound.

[Toledo]

He didn't even look.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't even look. You know why? Earbuds.

[Toledo]

There's good sound on this one. This is a lady.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a donut shop owner.

[Toledo]

She's clamming. It looks like she's pulling up clams.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Toledo]

And she has a turtle in the. Mixed into the clams she's got.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a turtle. Oh, God. She bites the head off of this thing.

[Toledo]

That's what I thought.

[Brady Bogan]

Turtle in her hand. Oh, it bites her. The turtle's winning. Oh, it's got her by the mouth. Oh, you regret that. Donut shop sell now. Oh, God. Mad renaissance. You know what's crazy? The turtle bitter in the mouth and. But she's waiting in absolute human feces water to get clams out of it. Why? And the turtle is not happy. Bites you right in the lip. You don't deserve. You don't deserve to be on my planet if you. If you lose to a turtle. Yeah, she went. She did go up. Full Apache Junction. Wren Ren Fair. Turtle eats Asian donut shop owner. All right, Bert, go night.

[John Holmberg]

It's Friday. Alrighty.

[Toledo]

Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

Put your seat belts on, boys.

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

We'll start off easy.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Toledo]

Another bomb.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, not on this one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't want to see people blowing up.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I got no video, man.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, damn it. Hang on. Hold that. Hold that thought.

[Thriller]

Stretch.

[Brady Bogan]

How do I do play by play if you don't give me the video story?

[Toledo]

At the ready, pancake baby.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no more of that. No, that is a food story.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we're in a parking lot, guys walking through. Here comes a car pulling out of the parking lot. Parking lot makes a left out of its spot. Parked rear first. It's just a. It's like an Asian city. Not a lot going on. Umbrella, about six cars parked. It's a nice car. And there's a guy just jumped out of a building and landed in the parking lot. The building the camera's attached to, there's a. Oh, my God. That's a human body hitting the ground.

[Toledo]

Super happy Fun ball.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

You think that was a five foot bounce?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, at least I did not. See, I didn't. I wasn't gonna guess that. Did not have that one.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one?

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go with a guy peeing into a funnel that's going into a woman's exposed butt. And then it's A beer bong into another woman's mouth. So remember, Anastasia, you don't have to drink at all. Just some of the pee is going into a bottom, and some of it's going into a woman's mouth.

[John Holmberg]

But wait, there's more.

[Brady Bogan]

And she's gonna poop, isn't she? Oh, no. The one lady's head is resting against the other lady's vagina, and they're laying a sort of a human centipede head now, don't you, Anastasia? And now there's a tube from the butthole into this woman's mouth.

[Toledo]

Clear, liquid still.

[Brady Bogan]

And. Oh, now, though. Now the butthole is pooping out the pee that went in into the mouth of the woman. There's a lot of.

[John Holmberg]

I know that's a difficult play of our blood.

[Brady Bogan]

He was all tied up. Oh, that's a tough one, because there's a lot going on there.

[John Holmberg]

All right, how about this one, dude?

[Brady Bogan]

So that's what it was, Brent. A guy was peeing into a butt, and the butt was attached, and she could push it out through another line.

[John Holmberg]

She could push it into the butt.

[Brady Bogan]

Into the mouth of the woman. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one? An octopus.

[Brady Bogan]

It's an octopus in somebody's butt. A man's butt, and it's crawling. A poor octopus is being pushed into a man's bottom, and it's going in.

[Toledo]

Good luck getting that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Big.

[John Holmberg]

And what is wrong with people?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there it goes. First off, we have access to octopus, so it was inevitable that somebody would stuff one in an another person.

[Donald Trump]

Wow.

[Toledo]

Did you see what they. They're calling shock to puss or sharktopus.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Oh. Was riding on its back.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, this is the same thing as that. The octopus, it just goes all the way in and stays and lives there. I guess.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Octopus shots, anybody?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here's someone. Oh, a lady's vagina, and she's filling up shot glasses. God. What is wrong with everyone?

[Toledo]

Gap.

[Brady Bogan]

It does. Yeah. I don't think that says the gap. I don't think it's gap shot glasses. What? Not that. Yeah. Not. Yeah, you look at the other gap. There's a second gap to look at here. All right, she's got a little weight to lose. Not a ton, but just enough to be noticeable. Not the prettiest, but looks a little like Amy Adams. First one. First one has got period blood in it. Okay. She just took the shot. She just took. She just drank her Venture. The second one's all urine. Same honey hole. She drank that. Now we're on shot number three from. Yeah, the Celtic gap. Third one. And she's doing this for the camera. There's people. Oh, my God. All four shots of what came out of her. She did it herself. And now there's more. And the leftovers. Oh, now she's licking the floor. Oh, dirty. What raised it? Did you hear it? Oh, the sound's best. Hey, give me that. Slurps it up. Oh, she spits it back in the shot glass, then slurps it up again. She's like a. She's like a Roomba. Cheers. Oh, my God. You're sort of cute. You might end up at, like, a bar and be like, all right, this one's good. Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I think I got one.

[Brady Bogan]

Good.

[Toledo]

That's good enough.

[Brady Bogan]

That could end up home with one of us. That isn't something we would dismiss. And she goes.

[John Holmberg]

This one.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here's a lady with her butt spread open. Is that man juice coming out of there? Okay. And he's got a spoon. And he's catching what's being. Come on. Don't do it here again. No, a ladle. That is a. That's a big. That's a tablespoon. Oh, it's the truffle butter. You guys, don't. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, I thought he's going to eat it himself. He's feeding her. Oh, she takes it. She shouldn't eat that. I can't watch this. I don't want to watch this either. Oh, her mouth's open. Okay, See that? Right at the. Yes. Butt, spoon, mouth. Butt, spoon, mouth. Butt, spoon, mouth. What raised you? Butt, spoon, mouth. Jesus. Come on back.

[John Holmberg]

No. We'll talk. All right, so there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll just end with that. Butt, spoon, mouth. Yeah. Brady, you're not praying hard enough. Quit praying for Kirby's tennis matches. For Christ's second getting a out of here.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Thriller]

Lord Jesus, could Kirby please beat the Bisbee Spartans and also come back now? Why you. Because of butt spoon meth.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, man, Brady, you need to pray to him more.

[Toledo]

It was third world tennis yesterday that.

[Brady Bogan]

That I missed down there in the.

[Toledo]

Courts in Florence were like, cinder.

[John Holmberg]

It's Florence.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you expect?

[Toledo]

The prison courts.

[Thriller]

Yeah.

[Donald Trump]

You act surprised.

[John Holmberg]

You guys finally did it. That was the first time I literally had to turn the radio down so I wouldn't puke on my dashboard by that slurping sound because.

[Toledo]

Jesus Christ.

[Brady Bogan]

So you heard it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Too late. You didn't. You didn't. You didn't get it.

[John Holmberg]

Happy Friday, boys. Just threw up on my stomach.

[Brady Bogan]

On your stomach? What are you, an otter?

[Toledo]

He's working on his.

[Brady Bogan]

What's this? Well, maybe it's a guy who can't. Maybe he's paralyzed or something. Nobody throws up on their own stomach.

[Toledo]

Laying in a bed of kelp.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. Just cracking shells on his tummy.

[Toledo]

Morocco.

[Thriller]

I was going to eat these clams.

[Brady Bogan]

From my tummy, but you made me puke. There you go. Everyone that sure? Brady report. I need a. I need a jog. It's 98 KUPD. Out of control now. 98. Matter of time. Matter of time. Puddle of mud right there. And Wes is just dancing around it all the time. Almost in trouble. Almost out. In trouble. Lead singer of that band. Keep skirting it. That dude is got nine lives and then some. I know what's going on. There's puddle of mud, drift and die. Still holding on 24 years later. Got two or three emails in a row from people who are like, is this a relation to you? Is this guy related to you? It says, I don't know why it's just popping up now. The headline says, holmberg sexually exploits others. Oh, no, they've. They're on to me. The former North Dakota lawmaker sentenced Wednesday to 10 years in federal prison after he pleaded pleaded guilty to traveling with intent to engage in illicit sexual conduct. So you see the headline Holmberg, and then that's the first line. You're like, oh, no. And then it finally, good, says, Ray Holmberg, 81, no relation. But then they never say the name Ray again. From there on, it's just my last name all the way through. The story says a Grand Fork State center for 45 years received a sentence longer than federal sentencing guidelines. U.S. district Judge Daniel Hovland characterized Holmberg's conduct as egregious and despicable. Not the only homework who's been described as that said he didn't think that the guideline sentence of three years was adequate. And that says Holmberg, who appeared in court wearing shackles and a bright orange jail uniform, will have to register as a sex offender. Prosecutors allege Holmberg Ray traveled to Prague and the Czech Republic 14 times between 2011 and 2021 to pay for sex with young boys. How did I not know that there was a representative from Dakota named Holmberg? Like Senator Holmberg or Representative Holmberg? I've never heard that. And evidently that was. He was there, says, nope, not part of the charges against Holmberg, two men who said they met him in North Dakota and were victimized by him gave him emotional testimony. One said Holmberg gave him money to film sex acts in the 90s. The other man who spoke at the hearing was cooperating witness who said that Homeburg used his political power to groom them. How dare you, sir. I'd like to make a request that every time a name as rare as mine is in a story, because that's the only time I ever see my name in. Like, that's why when David Holmberg pitched for the Diamondbacks, I'm like, don't go screwing this up because then there's only two of us. And if you screw up, then I'm synonymous with that name. And you know, I can't have that. I'm not Smith. I'm not Jefferson. A Smith and a Jefferson can read something about a Smith and a Jefferson screwing up and not worry that that name is tainted forever. It's the Paul Manchaka syndrome. If your last name's Manchaka and you get caught doing what that guy did, all the other Manchakas suffer.

[John Holmberg]

Aren't you a yacht too or something?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, but that guy's good. Yeah, but I had to seek him out. Nobody makes the news named Holmberg unless it's terrible.

[Toledo]

I hope this turns into the term Holmberg.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's a pulling Holmberg. That's what I worry about. Brady defense attorney Mark Freeze argued prosecutors not presented evidence to the underage boys were evolved or that Holmberg ever assaulted a minor. He emphasized that homework had no criminal history. Homeburg used to like to tie his gigantic penis in a knot and show it to the boys.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, well, then there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, well, that's pulling a Holmberg maybe is related. It says they advocated for no prison time, arguing the sentence of time at art already served. Home confinement were more than appropriate given the fact that Holmberg is old and failing health. Yeah, pulling a Holmberg, that's a fear when you've got a rare last name. A Vesli is not common.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

You see a vessel. Is there any famous vessel's or baseball or football or anything like that?

[Toledo]

You've never seen one because it's a made up name.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think maybe because. Yeah, the government gave it to us. That's the only one. But I see Holmberg in the news. I see headline, you know, Former North Dakota lawmaker Holmberg pleads guilty for sex with children. Come on. Holmberg sexually exploits others. Yeah, but what am I Supposed to do about it?

[Toledo]

Yeah, that dude Holmberg.

[Brady Bogan]

Some kids you pull in a Holmberg and now Winston's already asked him was Holmberg a Republican? Hey, hey, let's not politicize this thing, Winston. And besides, let's always remember, Ray, it's a good thing about having a dumb last name is that it's very rarely in the news. But the bad side is when it is, it's rarely good. I got excited when Elin Nordiggren, the one that tried to kill Tiger woods, that was married to him, her mother was Barbara Holmberg. She was like second in command of Sweden for a little while. I'm like, there you go. But in Sweden, Holmberg's like Smith. We're all over the kid that plays for Toronto. Was it Pius Holmberg or something like that? He, he's great. He's doing good things for the name, this dude. You get a name like Holmberg, don't go dicking around with it, banging kids and stuff. You're ruining it for the very rare name. And then I, you know, I'll go out the sunscreen. Rah rah, Ray. Hey, how are you doing? It's like, oh, you're the guy from the radio. Holmberg and somebody go, holmberg. Are you related to the senator that rapes children?

[Toledo]

That's my father.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not. That's my d. Look like him. Cuz we're Swedish. We all look exactly the same. Ask a black guy if you can tell one Swede from another. Can't happen the stereotype. That's true. We're all the same. Big nose, square jaw. It's the same thing. So Mr. Ray Holmberg, I beg you, please kill yourself and get this over with. Do something right now. Get rid of this so the story doesn't linger. I go talk to people's Holmberg. Where have I seen that name before? Oh, here we go. Don't ask, just reading something. Were you in the news recently? No.

[Toledo]

Why don't you get your yacht guy over there to take him out?

[Brady Bogan]

That dude's not a very boat and.

[Toledo]

You know, fishing trip accident.

[Brady Bogan]

Me? Well, because John Holmberg of the Virgin Islands doesn't a. Doesn't want anything to do with John Holmberg of radio. I don't think John Holmberg's going to be too arms wide open to Ray at this point.

[Toledo]

That's why. Take him out on the I'm.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe I could talk to John Holmberg, yacht captain of the Virgin Islands and say, look, we gotta get rid of this other Home Bird. I contacted you a few years ago as being the only two people that contact you together. Yeah, or maybe I contact that homburg up there playing hockey and say, hey, dude, we got a problem with the name. You've done a great job with it on your end. Getting a little Canadian national stuff, some hockey fans in. I've done a nice job here in Phoenix and making sure that, you know, I haven't raped kids, for God's sakes. Maybe you don't like the show, but that's as far as that goes. We need to get rid of this other guy.

[Toledo]

He's recognizing baseball. Homeburger. He's not doing anything, David. Yeah, maybe throw some cheddar at him maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we chuck a couple baseballs. He's not doing anything.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, bad thing about that is I watched David pitch. I got a better chance of knocking this guy out with a fastball than I think I'm throwing. About equal as David anyway, so no thank you to all the emailers who have found this. I don't know how it came up. Must have popped up on some national news feed here recently. But, no, that's not me. Except for the part about tying his dick and knots. That's. That's very possibly a home bird tradition that we used to always do, that. The homework second person. Oh, yeah. Up in Mount Jew at Pennsylvania, the. The Swedish Festival and the Homburg family reunion. It's like, all right, let's see how many knots you can get. And you do. We have kids climbing it. Like the knot. The dick knot tying contest, common in the Home Bird family. To be able to do that. And you get your ball and stuff. It's like tree swing. But, yeah, Ray rapes kids, and now my name is tied to that. So hopefully this trial goes real fast and nobody. It doesn't catch wind. But thanks for everybody bringing that up. No, not related to Senator Ray Holmberg or Congressman Holmberg. And he did a great job being a Holmberg. He was in Congress, and I never knew he was there. I mean, you didn't screw up and you didn't overachieve. You're not synonymous with anything. You were in and out like a good home bird. You're in, you're out. Nobody even noticed. Now, the kid thing, you had to travel to Czechoslovakia to do it. Taking my name to Europe and making crime. Gotta kill him myself. We got an entertainment drill coming up in just moments. Not related to Ray Holmberg. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most honorable rocket it's out of control now here in the morning sickness. And it's time for the entertainment drill. And it's brought to you by my [e-mail] the home of tactical black, or knuckle cops as Dale called it yesterday. And it still makes me laugh. Tactical black is ready to go. Teach you how to be a better version version of yourself. Sheepdog. That's right. They keep an eye on the flock sometimes. If you ever watch that sheep are pretty stupid and just stand there and get attacked by bad things. That's why you need a sheepdog to keep an eye on that stuff. Which one are you? Basically, what it is to be a sheepdog is to be something that's confident that the attackers look at and go, no, that's gonna fight back. I want something that doesn't fight. I always say that about people. And they're like, I got a. A dog. You know, my. I got five dogs in my backyard. And, you know, coyotes will occasionally wander through the area. They don't want anything to do with my backyard. That's a lot of work. They want an easy kill. That's what predators do. What's the easiest way to sustain my need? And they find the victim. Don't be that. And it's really kind of something you learn day one when you go out to reactdefense.com don't be a victim. Here's how you're doing it. Occasionally I still slip back into victim mode. Did it the other night. Caught myself watching my phone walking down the street. I looked up and there were three dudes looking right at me about a foot and a half away. I'm like, whoa. I didn't even see them. Good thing was they didn't have bad intentions. It was a nice crowd around. But I still got way too comfortable and lost in my own stupid. And you'll do that every once in a while. And you don't even think about it until you've seen what can happen. We do all sorts of stuff up there. I enjoy every second of it because it's working out with purpose, with great people. And everything you're doing sort of entertaining as much as it is challenging. Challenge yourself and find out what you're made of. Ladies. The self defense seminar for just you open to the public. Has a couple of slots open. We got to get in on this thing. Become a little bit stronger. Especially if you're walking through a parking lot at any time during any day. Doesn't always have to be night. Doesn't have to be an alley. It doesn't have to be a bad neighborhood. You never know when you're walking around and people like she does this every night. There's a pattern here. I can do something about that. Don't be a victim. Be aware of your surroundings as and learn what you're capable of. Doesn't take long. Get on it. ReactDefense.com has a schedule of all the stuff they've got seminars and otherwise and all the classes they do every single day multiple times a day. Easy peasy. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Toledo]

Megan Fox gave birth yesterday to a baby girl with her that she's having with her ex fiance, mgk.

[Brady Bogan]

Machine Gun Kelly.

[Toledo]

MGK posted a black and white clip holding the newborn's hand saying, she's finally here. Our little celestial seed.

[Brady Bogan]

Celestial.

[Toledo]

Celestial.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, what the hell is this? Lestral?

[John Holmberg]

It's mgk.

[Toledo]

Who knows?

[Brady Bogan]

It's yeah. Machine Gun Kelly is maybe developed into the most punchable pseudo celebrity on the planet. That dude's face every time he's in the public you just like, ugh.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Jake Paul or mgk.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, Jake Paul is much more likable than mgk.

[Toledo]

MGK composed a little music for the birthing. He got help from Travis Barker and Big Slim and a few others. They composed the score of the birth. It's born into a 432Hz which is.

[Brady Bogan]

A calming, calming sound waves. But she hates him. Megan Fox hates him. And he's also in a fight with Brian Austin Green.

[Toledo]

Oh, and the post that he said because Brian Austin Green shared a screenshot of a direct message saying he received from mgk, he kept he asked MGK when is our daughter going to be born or when it was the new daughter because he's got three kids with her are excited to have a stepsister. MGK's response was stop asking me when our child is going to be born. You the feds. Quit calling TMZ and focus on that apology you owe me for speaking my name in public. You chose the wrong one to F with Mr. Child Actor. Go back to serial commercials.

[Brady Bogan]

And Brian Hustler is like, okay, you're nuts.

[Toledo]

His response back was like, I didn't know child actor was something bad. Well, it is Leo DiCaprio. Careful. Yeah, he may be coming from you next along with some laughing emoji.

[Brady Bogan]

It's, it's a very odd fight that we shouldn't even care about. But if Megan Fox Wasn't so hot. This would just be a couple of D listers kind of banging into each other. But she's so stunningly pretty, even though she looks incredibly mean. And I've recently, I've told you this. I've recently discovered why I think women that pretty look mean to me is because that's what I expect them to be. Be to me. A woman that pretty looks at me and she's like, I'm not dealing with him.

[Toledo]

They haven't announced the name yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Pretty women look at me and are normally mean. So I associate pretty, beautiful women that I don't know with almost immediate angle.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she's got kind of that resting face all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

You have it too. So you also had. She doesn't too. To good looking men. She doesn't. She's very opportunistic. But to us she looks like a. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because we have to set ourselves up because disappointment awaits right around the corner if we think there's going to be some sort of a friendship. It's not. She just won't. But she's got like kids falling on her. Yeah, she still looks amazing.

[Toledo]

Improved with age.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's. You know, who would, who should hate her the most are 40 year old women with four kids who keep saying.

[Donald Trump]

Well, I had the babies.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you're 40 pounds overweight and you've got a 17 year old as your youngest. What? You, you've had time. Megan Fox looks good today. She had a baby yesterday. Well, I don't have plastic surgeons. She didn't even have time to have plastic surgery. She just kept it tight the whole time. So they should be the ones that hate her, but nothing you can do. Machine Gun Kelly is not a. He does have resting bitches. And he's also got psycho eyes. Like, I watch a lot of murder shows. He's got psycho eyes. You look at his eyes, you're like, something's not right. Like he's gonna. He's gonna be one of those guys. We're reading a about one day that is apologizing for the thing we caught him doing. The Ray Holberg of it all.

[Toledo]

Someone asked the Internet which celebrity gives you I sold my soul to the devil vibes?

[Brady Bogan]

Machine Gun Kelly. We just said that.

[Toledo]

Didn'T make the list of the 15.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not big enough.

[Toledo]

Kanye was on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

DJ Khalid.

[Brady Bogan]

That guy. Okay, I'll put him up there for sure.

[Toledo]

I said, nobody gets to be that rich and famous by simply saying another one. Yep. The entire Kardashian clan. Jared Leto. Someone said, I can't tell if he's weird, a cult leader or both.

[John Holmberg]

I could go with a cult.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd say he's more of a psychopath than a guy who sold his soul because he actually can do stuff. Logan Paul's.

[Toledo]

I mean there's some argument on some of to. Mr. Beast is on there. No, he does someone argue that he does some good?

[Brady Bogan]

He does. He does a lot. When I think sold my soul to the devil, it's like you're famous and bad at Corey Feldman. Like you, you. You seem to keep things keep getting paid for through your quote, talent. And yet I've yet to see that on display once.

[Toledo]

Keith Richards, not for his fame but his longevity against all odds.

[Brady Bogan]

He's Green Mile.

[Toledo]

Ozzy Osborne made the list.

[Brady Bogan]

No way.

[Toledo]

One person said Ozzy is one of the only few who gambled with the devil in one.

[Brady Bogan]

He sold his soul to himself, then Marilyn Manson. Right, right. Sorry. My shoulder. The devil, the devil's a friend of mine. We make alone my soul today. He's going to pay me back. Brady, is it? Brett, Listen to this.

[Donald Trump]

Brady tells me I sold my soul.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that what I. I have 13 gold records.

[Toledo]

Bought it back.

[Brady Bogan]

I've got it back. I can afford my soul again. Thriller sold his soul. She shouldn't even be walking.

[Toledo]

Katy Perry.

[Brady Bogan]

These are all like successful people. I don't get this JLo.

[John Holmberg]

They gave her great cans though.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I mean I like Soldier. Sold of the Devil to me is like, how in the world is this guy still performing? Performing? Like those people all have Feldman. Feldman's the one that I go with. Like that's, that's my like he's sold to soul that he keeps getting chances, that kind of thing. And I look at MGK and I'm like, you're super famous and got Megan Fox. And I'm supposed to think this was all on merit and talent. You're unlikable, you're kind of goofy looking, you're weird and get Megan Fox and some hit records. That's selling your soul to the devil.

[Toledo]

Someone said every judge on every one of those blank talent, mask singer for.

[Brady Bogan]

The Nick Cannon, to a certain degree, wildly successful. What's he do?

[Toledo]

MC or the host?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know he hosts stand up, sings, he produces, throws the frisbee. What does that. That.

[Toledo]

Oh, he produces and reproduces.

[Brady Bogan]

Thriller was giving me pantomime and he was doing this.

[Toledo]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And I said throws the frisbee and then he did the Skeet, Skeet. And I'm like, oh, yeah, he hoses women. Thanks, Thrill. You know we have microphones for you. You can come over. Your hair's. You've done something.

[Toledo]

He's highlighted.

[Brady Bogan]

He's highlighted his hair. Thriller is here, everybody. He's limping over the mouth. Spent some money on the.

[Toledo]

Must have got some extra plasma money.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you limp over to your mic with. And I couldn't. You know what? It's working cuz I'm distracted by the new hair.

[Brett]

Well, there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

You have highlights. Yeah, they look good.

[Brett]

Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.

[John Holmberg]

Nice plasma. Faint.

[Donald Trump]

Good.

[Brady Bogan]

These days.

[Brett]

I like to get up every once in a while there.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you do that yourself?

[Brett]

No, I go to a barber for that.

[Brady Bogan]

And they. You said, well, you do something different. And he's like, let's put some.

[Toledo]

A shout out to the barber.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's the.

[Brett]

Who's the barber? Eric Len.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett]

Over in Chandler.

[Brady Bogan]

And you just went in there and said, you know, dress this up.

[Brett]

I've been doing my hair since I was like 10. So.

[Brady Bogan]

Really, this looks nice. Yeah.

[Brett]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

Really. You look a little male model going on.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Now real quick, my choice for soulless soul to the devil. Real easy, Rogers.

[Brady Bogan]

Who?

[Brett]

Aaron Rodgers.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Aaron. Don't you dare. Easy. I might have to defend that.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody said Tom Brady too.

[Brady Bogan]

Tom Brady might have sold the soul to the devil. I say Rogers, that's an awful lot of success in a sport where there's guys just as good or better than. Yeah. Aaron Rodgers, the Devil. All right, stop it. Thriller. With your new beautiful hair, you can't even walk around by KDKB right now. You're easy to catch and you look kind of usda.

[John Holmberg]

Put him out there, boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Usda. Easy to catch meat.

[Brett]

I'm not around there very often during June.

[Brady Bogan]

Smart. Too much pride. That's true. Well, good luck with the new hairs. It worked yet?

[Brett]

I do like it.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks good.

[Brett]

It happened yesterday, so I haven't had any.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but have people noticed Change it.

[Toledo]

On your profile at all?

[Brett]

No, not yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Has any. Have any women rubbed there? Has anyone talked to you here at all? Other than this?

[Brett]

I haven't seen anybody yet.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because Ben's on vacation.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's true.

[John Holmberg]

He'll be back next week.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll be the test. Ben's hands are going right through that. Oh. Like a plow through snow.

[Brett]

Oh, good word choice.

[Toledo]

Did you see Hulk Hogan's ex Nuts?

[Brady Bogan]

And she doesn't wear makeup anymore.

[Toledo]

She broke down on Social media, Selena Gomez style. Crying.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

But she's blaming.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's terrible.

[Toledo]

Her life being a mess because of Hulk.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at her. Is this cuss.

[Toledo]

I don't know what's on her.

[Brady Bogan]

Brooke doesn't talk to us. She's had twins. She got married. She didn't tell us she had twins. She has chorizo on her cheek. I don't know how that reflected on. She looks like Aaron Neville now too. I haven't talked to her for seven years. Almost eight years now. Man.

[Toledo]

And it's like Brooke kind of responded. There's a long story behind.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a reason.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

She looks like the end of the movie. That Demi Moore was just in the serum or whatever that thing was the solution. She turns into a monster towards the end. What is the thing growing off her face?

[Brett]

A remnant.

[Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

It is a remnant of something else.

[Brett]

I'm just staring at it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I can't not look at that.

[Toledo]

Maybe she's plowing through some chocolates.

[Brady Bogan]

She's got one on the other side too.

[Toledo]

Oh, I guess there's two, like, things.

[Brett]

Maybe it's like a long term smoking thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Things just start. People putting gashes out on it.

[Brett]

Not even that. I think just your body grossed him after a while. You think after a lifetime of smoking, I'd be shocked.

[Toledo]

Smoking, gross.

[Brady Bogan]

You smokers just have. You think they just have like moles start to.

[Brett]

Hey, if you're that age.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. It's ageism. And you're really cute.

[John Holmberg]

I think Hulk made the right choice. Choice, though.

[Brady Bogan]

She said Hulk's a sex addict, but never was that. Yeah, that's the funny thing. It's like he hadn't had it in so many years. He kept saying he's a sex addict because he kept going out and he keeps having sex with all these other people. I'm like, have you looked in the mirror? You've got. You've got half a burrito on your cheek. Sorry. I can't stop looking at Thriller's hair. He's gorgeous.

[Toledo]

Back in 1994, would you date a.

[Brady Bogan]

Girl with a thing like a limp?

[Brett]

What kind of thing?

[Brady Bogan]

You know, she's wobbly.

[Brett]

Oh, I thought you meant downstairs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you know what I mean. She's. She's got a wang.

[Brett]

It'd be kind of funny. But it would have to be. It had to be less bad than mine.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd have to be the worst in the house. Yes. Okay. Yes, you are you the. Like, your. Your limp is no further than this.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so you would date someone.

[Toledo]

So it is a deal breaker, but.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S a deal breaker if she's got double. Like, if she's.

[Brett]

I just feel bad at that point because she's. Why take advantage of her to bone.

[Brady Bogan]

In somebody who's sick?

[Brett]

Yeah. It's like, I literally. You can. I know. You can't run because I can't run either.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. But I'd like to watch you guys have, like, he's Malibu's most wanted fun play.

[Brett]

Oh, hey, that's not.

[Brady Bogan]

You do look like Jamie Kennedy a little bit.

[Brett]

A little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a Jamie Kennedy hair. It looks good. I'm proud of Thriller, I think. Are you going out or something? You got a date?

[Brett]

No, I just wanted to shake it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you trying to swing somebody or you got your eyes on someone? You're like, I just step it up. Nothing.

[Brett]

Doing it for myself.

[Brady Bogan]

I like this.

[Toledo]

To throw it up there, Brett. We might put that up on our.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Get a picture of Thriller. And let's get them ladies. Let's get them a date with somebody who has a limp. No bigger than six out of 10.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Still, email pictures of D. Toledo98kupd.com.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody in a wheelchair, maybe.

[Toledo]

What about missing limbs?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Anything missing?

[Toledo]

Rats out on air?

[Brett]

Maybe an arm? Would that be the extent?

[Brady Bogan]

So she can possibly not have one arm?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, that's. That's pretty good. That's liberal. I say no to that.

[John Holmberg]

I'm out.

[Brady Bogan]

You're.

[Toledo]

You're like limb.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't like a girl with a missing fingernail. Like, if she. One of her le Pressons pops off, she needs to go to the hospital. All right, well, do you want us to set you up? We will.

[Brett]

No, I'm fine.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, Thriller. This is great. We got to use this new hairdo.

[Brett]

I'll do it myself.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. How's that going?

[Brett]

Pretty good so far.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Brett]

I mean, what do you got? I didn't think you would push further on that.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm pushing back.

[John Holmberg]

Show long, apparently. I mean, come on. You know he's gonna push.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, Corey.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, finish up.

[Toledo]

Dolly Parton, back in 1994, bought a mountainside cabin in Idlewild, California, for 126,000, and she donated to Ronald McDonald House in 19 in 2023. But now it's back for sale if you want it. It's on the market. Available for 768,000. Includes a toilet that looks like a guitar.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but Ronald McDonald sold it back.

[Toledo]

They're Unloading it.

[John Holmberg]

What a man.

[Brady Bogan]

What, they don't have any more sick kids in Idaho.

[Toledo]

They need the money.

[John Holmberg]

They should give it back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, give it back to Dolly. Or at least to another toilet. They kept the Dolly Parton guitar toilet.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't Ronald McDonald for orphans or something? Yeah, yeah. It was for like.

[Toledo]

Like, war people.

[Brady Bogan]

That. Yeah. Yeah. I think they have something wrong with them. Don't.

[Brett]

Don't look at me.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just gonna. I was gonna ask you if you were there.

[Brett]

I never was. Never offered.

[Brady Bogan]

Parents loved you, so they kept you.

[Toledo]

It's kind of cool to have in the house because you're like, I gotta go play the guitar.

[Brady Bogan]

Dolly's okay. That's it. That's why. Never mind. I'm done with you. Stop it. All right. I know, Brett. I'm with you.

[Brett]

It's Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll get it through. He's starting to do his. I got a weekend with Kirby. His brother's been here. He's been kicking them out today. The dad jokes have been flying around the house. So you got to give him a break. We got Thriller here. That means he's ready to host those squares. Thriller, that's right. Let's get the squares together. Yeah. Tinted, sexy. Thriller is here. That's impressive. What was the other. What else?

[Brett]

So real quick in the fall, I did, like, a darker highlight. You didn't really see much of that. That was kind of fitting when I got in here.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett]

But during the spring, into a lighter highlight.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's good. And I just can't imagine that you're doing that because I think you got your eye on somebody.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm just doing for fun.

[Brady Bogan]

And you stepped it up.

[Brett]

Just feels nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. I don't know that feeling.

[Brett]

It feels nice to look good and have hair.

[Brady Bogan]

I most think so, yeah.

[Brett]

Doing what you can't do.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I'm walking, so take that. Dick took a shot at my problem.

[Brett]

That's fair.

[Brady Bogan]

If you want to play the squares. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. We need a girl. We need a boy. We'll play those squares next. That's 98. It's out of control now. 88. Morning sickness. If I. If I run in tonight to. It would be tomorrow night over at Standup Live Copper Blues downtown. Marty's playing, and he already said, let's do black tomorrow. Because I was going to go to the Diamondbacks game. I'm like, yes. Just heard it again now. I really want to. That one's fun because the crowd gets going on it's a great song. And going down there, see Marty, my guy's a nine ball playing Copper Blues. Tomorrow, downtown. We'll pop by after the game. We'll have a beer, we'll sing. It'll be good, it'll be fun. Come on, Thriller. You come down, show everybody your new hair. We'll have you do some Timberlake or something with that new hair.

[Toledo]

He won't leave these two girls if.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, if you don't. Yeah, you would have.

[Brett]

You gotta be careful though, because like, yeah, I might hair right now. But when you tell a bunch of. Tell a bunch of ladies, it's like, hey, I can't run away from you. A lot of the wrong one, wrong ones run towards you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I see. Yeah, girls like it. Oh, you like the big ones though?

[Brett]

Yeah, no, it's just like, you get the hole, you get the size, you get the looks.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the hole. The hole. You want the hole.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, Corey, that's kind of the point.

[Brady Bogan]

But regardless, point of a girl running towards you is to get the hole.

[Brett]

Kinds of ugly run toward me. It's not just science is a problem. There's a bunch of other problems.

[Brady Bogan]

Just ugly girls are attracted to you.

[Brett]

Well, because I can't get away.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. So you can get attacked. So you have to worry for your life, for safety. When the big UN start, you know, avalanching towards Cory, there's nothing he can do.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's like you're on a snow mountain. You're just like, well, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, this is the end of me.

[Toledo]

Maybe it's better with a biggin. And she can protect you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's what the hordes of ugly ladies. I guess I do like how you started that. Yeah, I love my hair right now, but let's be honest, it's gonna attract the wrong crowd. I got to enjoy. Definitely got good hair, no question. But boys, you have no idea the dilemmas I face when the uggos start coming my way and I don't want anything to do with them.

[Brett]

Hey, I feel nice the first day with new hair.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you dated a girl with a malady before?

[Brett]

Not yet, no. No.

[Brady Bogan]

All able bodied so far, yeah.

[Brett]

I had questions.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. You fascinate me. I like Corey Thrillers here. Everybody, it's time for the Guadalupe Squares, which is like the Hollywood Squares, only completely different. Here's your host, Mr. Thriller Walsh.

[Brett]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin at top left square. We have Gene Simmons joining us.

[Brady Bogan]

Right, Jane Simmons of Kiss.

[Brett]

How you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

I'M doing great. Fantastic to have Cory here, Brady, don't you think?

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's good to have him here. And it's good to also remind you, Corey, that you should pay us at least $250 for the right to help us out with the show. Just like we do with Kiss. Anyone who wants to be on stage with Kiss for our return or Brett, how are you? Are you very handsome? Lovely man.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

And very talented as well. Talented and handsome man. I would say if you want to be on stage with KISS in our triumphant return to the stage, $12,000 should just about do it. And then you could get some odd Judds done for us so we don't have to pay a thing. It's called kiss the Jew tour 225. We're very excited about it. Pay us to be part of it and then clean up after our our messes. No makeup.

[Toledo]

Incredible deal.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a great deal.

[Brett]

No makeup charity.

[Brady Bogan]

No effort. Well, it would be for you. Congratulations. You can write off yourself. I'm not going to do it. And when. In fact, we will write you off. That's a good Drew. Move. Nice job.

[Toledo]

Will Cory get to spend some time with you?

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely not. I'll be.

[Brett]

I don't want it.

[Brady Bogan]

Move your crutches, kid. I've got to get on the bus.

[Brett]

Yeah, I don't talk to 80 year olds anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, don't worry about it. It was never an option.

[John Holmberg]

Would you charge Netanyahu to hang out.

[Brady Bogan]

With who can be there if you'd like to be on stage? $12,000 and grab a cord, Kid, get my guitar. Tune to G, please. That's mine. 12,000.

[Donald Trump]

All right.

[Brett]

Now hopping over to the top, Middle square. Local radio legend and person I have no idea of. Pat McMahon.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what you're talking about right now.

[Toledo]

You don't know pmac?

[Brett]

No, I don't.

[Toledo]

He's a legend.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you.

[Brett]

I'm not 50 plus.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't matter. Legend just finds you. You're very good at this, Corey. I have to say, legend finds me mostly good. Radio finds me and congratulate me. They've named the Wallace and Ladmo Road. And do you know what that is?

[Brett]

I've heard it in casting from people who are unfunny saying it's really good.

[Brady Bogan]

What's not only is his leg broken, but his. His brain doesn't work. Brady, Pat McMan would like you to join me on Wallace and Ladmo Road. I'll take you down there. It is right there. It's a beautiful thing. Listen. Listen to the kids. Regale Wallace and Live mo a children's show for you.

[Brett]

Were there no other options Back then.

[Brady Bogan]

It was harder to get up and turn the channel.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Bit of a Monty Python ripoff, isn't it?

[Toledo]

It is, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, Miley Python, rip them off.

[Donald Trump]

That's exactly right.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's right.

[Toledo]

Look good in that smock, P. I do.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I look like I'm about to go painting, but it's just because pants no longer go over my balloon like shape. I try to put pants on and the hips rip, unlike the Incredible Hulk in the middle.

[John Holmberg]

Still look like Captain Super.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you, Brett.

[Donald Trump]

You know, Brett's right.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, he has a very similar attitude that I do. Look at that. Everyone. It's Pat McMahon from Wallace and Latmo and Gene Simmons of Kiss. We'll promote each other the way we should. It's a Jew thing.

[Brett]

We are happy to have you both, but now it's time to go to the top ranked square, President Trump.

[Donald Trump]

I don't know who either of those guys are, except for Gene Simmons. I'm very familiar. How you doing, Brady?

[Toledo]

Good.

[Donald Trump]

Great to be here. Great to be. Greenland is almost ours.

[Brett]

Is that the plan?

[Donald Trump]

That's exactly right. And we're going to send all of the Mexican depot deportees up to Greenland. We're going to freeze them white is.

[Brady Bogan]

What we're going to do.

[Brett]

I was going to ask you to have them too.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a great idea.

[Donald Trump]

Maybe get them up, maybe build a Trump north Mar a lago north and we'll have it up there. And we basically say, okay, you don't want to be deported back to Venezuela. I get it. I wouldn't either because that's a real over country. But we're going to buy Greenland and we're going to take all the Mexicans and all the middle and all the rapists and all the people from loony institutions. We're going to move them up to Greenland. It's going to get so cold. They're going to whiten up, lose all that pigment. Then we'll invite him back to America to be great citizens because we whitened them up. It's my big Trump bleach. The Mexican program in Greenland.

[Larry McFeely]

They're fighting back up there though. They, they protested your vice president.

[Donald Trump]

They can fight all they want.

[Brady Bogan]

There's 50,000 of them. I'll mow them down at one bomb.

[Donald Trump]

And we take care of it all. It's the way it Works. We're going to call it Trump's Xanadu Coffee. I think that's a great name. Xanadu Coffee. I don't know anybody's using. I don't think anyone.

[Toledo]

It's available.

[Donald Trump]

Is it available? That's great. Thanks for looking into that for me. I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what?

[Donald Trump]

We should. Well, let's start a text thread and let's see who's on it. We'll just. At the end, we'll figure it all out.

[Brett]

Just double check, please.

[Donald Trump]

All you Mexicans, all you Mexicans, good luck. We're going to deport you north. And you know what happens to people when they move north? They stop being so brown. And that's what I'm looking for. Canada close. But you can keep a lot of that pigment there. You stay close to Michigan.

[Brett]

We are.

[Donald Trump]

Because I've been to Detroit. There's still pigment up north. Then we're just going to move you to Greenland where the pigment dies.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Donald Trump]

Great stuff. Good job. Great presidenting. I think a lot of people say it's the best ever. I hear it a lot. I hear it a lot. Don't you, Cory?

[Brett]

I do hear a lot.

[Donald Trump]

I hear a lot how I'm the best president ever. It's mostly because that's what I keep saying. And I hear everything I say.

[Brett]

And be your own biggest fan.

[Donald Trump]

I am a very big fan.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? This guy's a lot less like me, too.

[Donald Trump]

That's exactly right.

[Brett]

All right, going over now to the middle left square. We got Vince Scully in time for baseball.

[Donald Trump]

Baseball is back, Corey.

[Brady Bogan]

And what a great game it is. Baseball with the Dodgers. And I died. And they went out to Japan and got a couple of those lanky Japanese players, Brett. Now they're going to be world champions two times in a row. These pricks bailed out of playing good baseball the last 25 years of my career. And now look.

[Brett]

What's your take on Otani anyways?

[Brady Bogan]

He's tall and he's Chinese or something. I don't know. I don't have to pay attention anymore. I like to say thanks and welcome to all the folks up in the upper deck of Dodger Stadium. King Tacos, Doyers burritos, two feet long, includes a burrow. They're doing all sorts of great stuff at Dodger Stadium with the food. And I'm sure they're serving sushi like there's no tomorrow.

[Brett]

They actually are.

[Brady Bogan]

They actually.

[Brett]

There's a whole bunch more.

[Brady Bogan]

I imagine sushi is flying out there like crazy. Well, anyway, baseball is back. Everyone. And the Dodgers are going to win it all. It's a waste of the time to even pay attention. Until September.

[Brett]

130 wins. Let's see it on. Now to the center square we have Asian donut savant Grady.

[Thriller]

Oh, I started my own Asian donut shop.

[Brett]

Any reason why?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Thriller]

Oh, because Asians are dominated. The land of donuts. We learned this this morning.

[Brady Bogan]

A coolie.

[Thriller]

Coolie Coley.

[Brett]

It's a good test.

[Brady Bogan]

Call him coolie.

[Larry McFeely]

Sound like cooly.

[Thriller]

It's really hard to say too.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you.

[Thriller]

You want a crura? You want a wrong john?

[Toledo]

A cooler crura.

[Larry McFeely]

You say cooler.

[Thriller]

Okay. Next in. Ryan, this guy's a ba.

[Brady Bogan]

Asshole.

[Toledo]

I want some donut holes.

[Thriller]

Ah, let's get to the musical. Going into this route. Welcome to Asian stereotype of Brady donut shop.

[Brady Bogan]

This is wrong on like three different levels.

[Thriller]

I know, but I announced earlier this morning that Asians all dominate the donut world. And we're most proven right.

[Brett]

You're so. She saw one and got scared.

[Thriller]

Everyone have a kung fu special. All donuts have been chopped in half by hand.

[Brady Bogan]

No hunger. Bear cloth.

[Thriller]

You want some kung fu donut? Here, take that. Hurts donut. That's a ca. Hurts a donut.

[Larry McFeely]

Definitely in your wheel.

[Thriller]

Ah, Chinese.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady.

[Thriller]

Make a dad joke. Hurts a donut. Go ahead, say it. Freddy, think about Bangkok.

[Toledo]

Walk through turnport.

[Thriller]

Yeah, why don't you walk through turnstile and it doesn't turn. What happened, man? Go to Bangkok. You want a crow?

[Brady Bogan]

Sprinklers. Sprinklers.

[Larry McFeely]

Sprinkles.

[Thriller]

You like a lane bow.

[Brett]

You can say jimmies if you want.

[Thriller]

Jimmies. Now we call them jimmies. And that's better than sprinkles.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Thriller]

Hey, anybody? Go to Landy's Donuts. Asshole. Landy's Donuts for assholes.

[Larry McFeely]

What does bosa stand for?

[Thriller]

Brady obviously stays around.

[Brady Bogan]

Very good. Very good.

[Thriller]

Not very good. It was our last resort. You want to graze the donut?

[Brett]

Who wants a grazed Like a cow in a field.

[Thriller]

You ask too many questions. Fish and ride.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett]

A top on.

[Brady Bogan]

Over now the donut Nazi.

[Brett]

Over now we got Jason Statham in time for his new film releasing.

[Donald Trump]

I was even here last week.

[Brett]

You were here last week. How are you doing?

[Donald Trump]

Doing great.

[Brady Bogan]

I was just moving around.

[Toledo]

You know, I'm excited for this weekend.

[Donald Trump]

My press junk gets going so fast. I came here twice.

[Toledo]

You know why fast?

[Donald Trump]

Because I'm fast. Why?

[Toledo]

You're a working man.

[Donald Trump]

That's right. Cuz, I'm a working man.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah.

[Donald Trump]

I'm the director of the Beekeeper.

[Brett]

Why it's called that?

[Donald Trump]

From the director of the Beekeeper.

[Brady Bogan]

A movie.

[Donald Trump]

Movie no one liked. Why not bring up who directed it for you?

[Toledo]

I liked it, man.

[Donald Trump]

I bet.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Donald Trump]

A movie no one would taste liked.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you going to my movie this weekend, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

No, I can't make it this weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

Why not?

[John Holmberg]

I'll go next weekend.

[Donald Trump]

That's only an hour and a half of your life. What's wrong with my movie?

[Brady Bogan]

The Working Man. Are you going?

[John Holmberg]

Can't top the Beekeeper, so I'm like.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, beekeeper was great.

[Donald Trump]

Working man's even better. Film director of Beaky. Right.

[Larry McFeely]

So it's Beekeeper 2.

[Donald Trump]

No, there's no bees in it. I don't keep bees. I'm a working man. Unspecific. Real skills.

[Toledo]

I'm going three times.

[Donald Trump]

I bet you are. Bray's often written in letters reminding me that every time he looks at me.

[Brady Bogan]

He comes three times.

[Donald Trump]

Every time I release a movie, Brady comes. He pays too. $20. My movie comes out, Brady comes, everyone wins.

[Brett]

Oh, that's very kind of you. Let's head on now to the bottom left square. Brady secret square. Give us a hint.

[Toledo]

Howdy, youngins. I'm dead right now, but let me just tell you. 1962, I opened up a little store in Bentonville, Arkansas.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah, I got this. Oh.

[Toledo]

Does a little business. 600 billion a year. Year.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

My kids are living off my.

[Brady Bogan]

Your impression. Jesus. Quite. Darn. That's enough. Forget it.

[Brett]

Oh, let's not hurt you any further. Now to the bottom middle square. It is the 53rd anniversary. Wow. Hand talk.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Brett]

53Rd anniversary of the Godfathers. We have to treat it with some respect here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, Brett.

[Donald Trump]

Happy 53rd anniversary. The greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks, Don.

[Donald Trump]

The release of the Godfather. You know, I like my crew here. I think I got a good crew.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Donald Trump]

And I got Toledo. He's a cook. He'll do whatever you want. It's true. I got Brady over there. He's gonna get a good spread going. Thriller.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Donald Trump]

You kind of. My guys are so say. Oh, no one expects you to come in and do the work. They say see you as a harmless little fly, and yet you could be.

[Brett]

Thriller, the killer, and they'll never know.

[Donald Trump]

53Rd anniversary. Very excited. Are you gonna watch it all weekend, bro?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've already been watching it.

[Larry McFeely]

Did Mom Watch it. When you were in the womb?

[John Holmberg]

I think so, yeah. It's a rite of passage.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Donald Trump]

Good question. Did she shove a little line in there so you, as a zygote, could keep an eye on?

[Brett]

The issue was, though, she. She had the laserdisc version, so it was a bit of a tight squeeze.

[Donald Trump]

Brady just said that there's a lesbian that's trying to be head of the family.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, whoa.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Donald Trump]

She's the codfather. That's right. Brady's been hanging around us. By the end, I wanted to read it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna take a lap.

[Brett]

Can I join you?

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Donald Trump]

It's gonna take a little while. I'll stay on Corey's pace. I'll stay on Cory's patience till I see Brady's calm leave the driveway.

[Toledo]

That's so stupid.

[Donald Trump]

His jokes. He hands them to me. I look at him and I think, I can't do this.

[John Holmberg]

Fredo over there.

[Donald Trump]

And then he keeps. Once I think, I'm not gonna do it. He keeps sucking me back in.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't help it.

[Donald Trump]

You have to read it. It's so stupid.

[Brett]

Again, thank you for the time, though, Godfather.

[Donald Trump]

You know what? Thank you for the respect that you give. You're a good kid. Of course, I'm sorry that you've been cursed by God.

[Brett]

I must have done something to deserve it. All right now, having to.

[Donald Trump]

By the way, most of the women I've had sex with had babies that fell out early, too.

[Brett]

On purpose?

[Donald Trump]

No, because I open them up so big with my Italian meatster.

[Brett]

Okay, Riding things out now. Bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Trip Re. How you doing, Trip?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't know. Where am I?

[Brett]

Hey, New season Dodgers.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Dodgers are 3 0, undefeated. Corey. They're gonna go 162. And, oh, because we've got the power of Shohei. That's right. Yeah. And you can't spell Shohei without a big O. Like our loss column. Take that. Diamondbacks. Never like them anyway. So, anyway, let's get on with the show. I've got a Dodger game to get to. My friend Dave gave me tickets. Dave Roberts, the manager? Yeah. Hi, John.

[Brett]

All right, so who do we have today joining us?

[John Holmberg]

We got Jake and Tracy.

[Brady Bogan]

Jake, are you there? Good morning. Yep. Tracy, I assume you're there. You jumped that real quick. Thank you, Jake. Tracy or a girl. Pick a square. Go Asian Donut Brady.

[Thriller]

All right, Tracy, pick me. Asian Brady. Owner, Donut Shop. What are your favorite donuts? Clacy.

[Brady Bogan]

Boston Cream.

[Thriller]

Boston cream.

[Brady Bogan]

I rather Boston a clean.

[Thriller]

The problem I have Lacy about getting you a Boston a clean is that by the time I bring it to you, it has already been eaten. You get maple bacon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh no.

[Thriller]

I eat that too.

[Toledo]

Everybody was comfy.

[Brady Bogan]

That was nice post.

[Toledo]

That's perfect.

[Thriller]

Post it. Tulacy didn't hear.

[Donald Trump]

All her fault.

[Thriller]

But I post a car on Douglas. Kung fu fighting. I love a donut made by an Asian. You want a big donut cake? I cut it by myself with karate chops one after other.

[Brett]

Well, let me get a question from you real fast.

[Thriller]

You know what the name of my store is? Corey T. Rosh?

[Brett]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

It's called.

[Thriller]

These donuts.

[Brett]

Oh, is that like a family name?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett]

Who's these?

[Thriller]

Well, would be a family name would be called a Kim's Donut. By the way, you can see most of my sisters this weekend praying in the lbga.

[Brady Bogan]

You're Korean? Yeah, was. They are all Korean.

[Thriller]

They all look alike. Me, every golfer who win golf tournament for rays look alike. Brady with more haircut from three stooges.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true.

[Thriller]

All a Korean fat golfer look alike.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady.

[Thriller]

Full of donut with a haircut like a mole.

[Brett]

Mostly one lady, but yeah, I guess.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh no, no, no, no.

[Thriller]

There are many, they just.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, look.

[Thriller]

Alright. You think it won, but it's many.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh man, she's really good actually.

[Brett]

She's really good.

[Thriller]

I know she's really good.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I am.

[Thriller]

What is her name? Kim something. Will you look at a picture of.

[Brady Bogan]

A girl going for Brady in B park?

[Thriller]

In B park? The B stand for Brady.

[Brett]

It might.

[Thriller]

I go out of beer this weekend. I shoot 500 park. I need free donut for everyone. She know Korean hot Japanese Google, Korean lpg.

[Brett]

That's a lot of results.

[Thriller]

They say Google overrode. Okay, ask a question.

[Brady Bogan]

I have daughter to talk.

[Brett]

This one's tied to food, so you'll like it. This one's tied to food.

[Thriller]

Everyone at home Google search in B park and start to laugh.

[Brady Bogan]

God, Rookie, just write me.

[Brett]

You know, there was one time where she actually was told to lose some.

[Brady Bogan]

Weight and she did.

[Brett]

And she got worse at golf.

[Thriller]

How do you lose a weight when you're surrounded by these weighted delicious donuts?

[Brett]

All right, question for you real quick here.

[Thriller]

It's a horrible racist square.

[Brett]

This is the center one too.

[Thriller]

This square. Yeah, I know this is square. Why Shane Garrett's not on Saturday night. Okay, go ahead.

[Brett]

All right, real quick here. RC Cola served with a donut was the first soda to be Sold in aluminum cans.

[Thriller]

Can you say, alan, we have a donut for everyone.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

We have a dog.

[Thriller]

This one actually funny.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on.

[Thriller]

We have a donut for everyone. We have a donut for white people. We have a yellow white power powder. We have the remnant cream. And then daughter for black people, we call bronuts. We serve it a bronuts chocolate dip. You look at me and say, I want us bronuts.

[Brett]

The donut holes.

[Thriller]

The donut holes. A little brown bronuts. Racist Asian door shop.

[Toledo]

Widest variety.

[Thriller]

Oh, so stupid. So stupid.

[Brett]

So true or false?

[Thriller]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Austin Cora was in a room in.

[Thriller]

Mechan Aussie Cora first in aluminum.

[Brady Bogan]

Can.

[Thriller]

I say true?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Brett]

So Tracy, do you agree with True?

[Thriller]

And Brett are coming to get a donut. He get a dagger.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

You agree.

[Brett]

So expert. It's the square xk. It's the square.

[Larry McFeely]

Might be time to close up.

[Toledo]

We go back to the by the.

[Thriller]

Way and I don't know how this happened. I am in the second priest at lpg. I don't even pray. They just assume I go into pop.

[Brett]

They just called you on Sunday.

[Thriller]

That's right. They say you want to pray. It's otherwise Ginby park not able to pray. Look, just put a dis wig on and hit the ball.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett]

Next to Jake here. Make your selection.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me go trump. All right.

[Brett]

Trump.

[Donald Trump]

It's a great square. It's a really good square. I wish we were mad at Asians. I'd deport them too. Good at math.

[Brett]

You got four years.

[Donald Trump]

I can get it done if I get through these Mexicans. I'll send the Asians up there too. That'll be great. They'll send them to Alaska.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of Alaska now.

[Brett]

Or Greenland.

[Donald Trump]

Well, we'll send the Asians to Alaska because the wind blows there and their eyes are fitting for a lot of that. That's why the Eskimos always squint. There's a lot of frozen. I would like a dozen bro nuts, please. Get my hands.

[Brett]

Who told you to say that?

[Donald Trump]

I was just thinking.

[Brady Bogan]

I just.

[Donald Trump]

Something about the subliminal advertising.

[Brett]

You don't have your best interest in mind, sir.

[Donald Trump]

I don't think they do. I'd like some Chinese donuts. I'm friends with Xi Jinping. He's great. We go over there with it, but it's the greatest chocolate donut I've ever had. President Rump president.

[Thriller]

Yeah, that at race. Is that a fe.

[Brady Bogan]

Slump?

[Donald Trump]

Whatever it is.

[Brady Bogan]

I just.

[Donald Trump]

I gotta see Xi Jinping and get myself. I Gotta get a. I'll bring over some of Brady's bronuts. It's a peace offering. Peace offering? If you don't attack Taiwan, I'll let you have Grown Ups. Is that MB Park?

[Brett]

No, no, that's John Candy in disguise.

[Donald Trump]

That's. That's a big Korean woman.

[Larry McFeely]

No, that's Haley Moore.

[Donald Trump]

Okay, We've never had on the golf course because if we have a weight limit.

[Brett]

She's not mar a Lago.

[Donald Trump]

It rains a lot in Florida, and if she walks on the greens, she makes big stomp holes like old dinosaurs.

[Brett]

Hey, if you need to rehole the holes, though, you can put. Yeah, get her out there.

[Donald Trump]

You know what, Corey? I think I just got a note from Brady's Donut Shop. He wants to serve you, too. He's got slow nuts for the people.

[Brett]

I've been called that before, but not for the legs.

[Donald Trump]

A special slow line so you don't hold it.

[Brady Bogan]

The line.

[Donald Trump]

We have a line just for your people. Just for your people.

[Brett]

I got a question for you real fast, sir. Sloths are so lazy, they travel less than 50ft per day.

[Donald Trump]

How many feet do you do? Do you ever look at your Apple Fitness?

[Brett]

I don't have it for a reason.

[Donald Trump]

You watch your Apple Fitness and it says steps. What are you doing? It doesn't even have a number. What are we doing? I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

If you watch him, he's putting in the work.

[Donald Trump]

Why do you have this app? Yeah, but it should give you double time, I think.

[Brett]

Get it done early on at the time.

[Donald Trump]

First thing in the morning, he just says, don't even look at this. Why do you open this app, Cory? No steps. No steps. There are no real steps. Whatever you're doing aren't steps.

[Brett]

It just says, we're sorry.

[Donald Trump]

Just says, half this drag. I say that that's probably false. The sloth will move more than 50ft. 50ft is easy.

[Brett]

So you're saying false now, Jake, do you agree or disagree with false?

[Brady Bogan]

I disagree.

[Brett]

That is incorrect then. So X gets the square.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no.

[Brett]

And Tracy could get the win with the secret square happening.

[Brady Bogan]

Tracy. I'm here. I think Sam Walmart. Oh, do we give it to her? Pretty close.

[Brett]

Pretty girl.

[Donald Trump]

She must be beautiful for us to have given her that stupid answer of Sam Walmart.

[John Holmberg]

I'll hook you both up.

[Donald Trump]

She really thought, you know what? I'm gonna start a grocery store. Because why wouldn't I? I'm named Walmart.

[Toledo]

Destiny.

[Donald Trump]

You remember his brother, Dave Kmart? He started a business as well.

[Brett]

Their cousin, Piggly Wiggly.

[Donald Trump]

And that. The Mini Mart. He started that, too. And they just named it after that. That's where it came from. All right, we'll let you go. Hold on. I can't get out of it. I gotta get this.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Oh, he's out.

[Toledo]

Adidas Grown ups.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, that's it. Rob Wood said, dude, that was a hilarious way to end the week. You're getting cancered. It's third.

[Thriller]

Oh, Donut the time for me. Midday Donut.

[Brady Bogan]

I like the Dagonutsu. Look at the size of these LPGA golfers that are popping up.

[Brett]

That's the same lady. That's more.

[Brady Bogan]

That's her. Huh? Holly. Haley Moore.

[Brett]

I'm in a ballpark. Three something.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. It's odd that she shouts her own last name at buffets. More.

[Thriller]

More.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, well, the LPGA is in town. We didn't do any of those jokes.

[Toledo]

But that's good to go out there today.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you going back?

[John Holmberg]

Of course he is.

[Toledo]

Sign off.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there was free food and then Haley Moore showed up.

[Toledo]

Anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

And they closed.

[John Holmberg]

Texted f you guys too much. The whole shop is crying out here.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, this is. Oh, you getting a fat rinda call today? Stop doing that. That's it. We're done. You got anything going on this weekend?

[Brett]

Baseball. This weekend?

[Brady Bogan]

ASU baseball. Yep, that's it. That's not bad. No, you don't have to cover anything. Real garbage.

[Brett]

No, nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

No LPGA talk, probably.

[Brett]

No, we're good.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. That's good. Your station's not too bad this weekend.

[Brett]

ASU baseball. Solid.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. There you go. How are they? Are they good?

[Brett]

They're doing pretty good. They have a lot of parts right now. They could do really good this year.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. They used to be.

[Brett]

Yeah. Of course they could get back in that spot this year.

[Brady Bogan]

And when I was a kid, kind of exciting. The last great years I remember were the Ode v. McDowell years. And then there was one afterwards. They had that kid from the Red Sox who. Veritech. It wasn't Veritech.

[John Holmberg]

Jason Vertech.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it Jason Vertech? No, Pedroya. That's right. Vertec went to, like, Georgia Pedroia. And that was when you're like, asu's kind of back and Pat Murphy was the coach, and he's now the coach.

[Brett]

Of the brewers now they have a great offense right now. They could really make it happen.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I'd like to see that. Maybe pop over and watch them. I haven't seen some of them in the new stadiums. They moved to pms, so. All right, you're not going anywhere.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[Toledo]

Yeah, tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

Something, so.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, I'm going to the Four Peaks. The second annual Kilt Lifter Barbecue Fest. 20 teams competing. It's a ribs fest.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I know where the LPGA golfers.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Toledo]

You can come out there. I think it's $5 tickets to get in. Then you can buy $2 Taste tickets. Taste all the ribs you want. Two bucks a piece.

[Brady Bogan]

We've got a request for next week, by the way, for center square to be black. Brady the donut shop. Oh, no, that would be the. Oh, Nut Shop.

[Toledo]

And the Four.

[Larry McFeely]

It's been a good run.

[Brady Bogan]

Four Peaks.

[Toledo]

It'll be at the tasting room on the other side.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're doing a. Everybody, I think it's noon to 4. Bring homemade food to Brady. Cook the ribs.

[Brett]

Got it?

[Brady Bogan]

All right. There you go. I'm. Brady will judge it. And God forbid you make an apple pie. Cause you're getting that shelled. Now. Remember what's good and what's bad. We'll have a report back on Monday, but you guys can go out there and have that barbecue fest. Perfect weather for something like that. Weekend's fantastic. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic weekend. We'll see you Monday right here in the morning sickness. Hello? It's out of control now. 98, can you PD.