Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 28, 2025
Introduction "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show airing on 98 KUPD, delivered another entertaining and provocative episode on March 28, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg, the show featured a dynamic lineup of guests including Gene Simmons, Jason Statham, Pat McMahon, and the ever-charismatic Asian Donut Expert Brady Bogen. The episode delved into a variety of topics ranging from celebrity antics to controversial political commentary, all infused with the show's signature humor and candid discussions.
Guad Squares Segment
Hosted by Mr. Thriller Wall
The centerpiece of the episode was the "Guad Squares," a playful take on the classic Hollywood Squares game. Mr. Thriller Wall led the segment, engaging guests in humorous and often irreverent conversations.
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Gene Simmons Appearance [02:30 - 07:00]
Introduction and Banter: Gene Simmons of Kiss kicked off the segment with his trademark bravado. He jestingly demanded, “Corey, you should pay us at least $250 for the right to help us out with the show” ([03:18] Simmons). Simmons humorously proposed the "Kiss the Jew Tour 225," blending self-promotion with satirical commentary on his band's return to the stage.
Controversial Political Commentary: The conversation took a sharp turn when Simmons proposed an outrageous plan to relocate Mexican deportees to Greenland, stating, “We’re gonna buy Greenland and take all the Mexicans... They’re going to whiten up” ([06:10] Simmons). This sparked a mixture of laughter and shock among the hosts, highlighting the show's penchant for pushing boundaries.
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Pat McMahon Tribute [03:55 - 07:45]
Honoring a Local Legend: Pat McMahon, a beloved local radio personality from Allison Ladmo, was brought into the conversation. Simmons lauded McMahon’s contributions, albeit in his characteristic over-the-top style, humorously referring to McMahon’s challenges: “He’s got a very similar attitude that I do” ([05:29] Simmons).
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Jason Statham and The Godfather Anniversary [08:00 - 15:30]
Celebrating the Classic Film: Jason Statham joined to commemorate the 53rd anniversary of "The Godfather." He humorously interacted with co-hosts, blending discussions about his latest film, "The Working Man," with playful jabs at the legendary movie. Statham remarked, “Happy 53rd anniversary of the greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity” ([13:17] Statham), intertwining his promotion seamlessly with the show's comedic tone.
Asian Donut Expert Brady’s Segment [09:00 - 21:30]
Brady Bogen, the show's Asian Donut Expert, delivered a standout performance with his unique blend of humor and cultural commentary.
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Launching the Donut Shop [09:01 - 10:00]
Cultural Stereotyping and Humor: Brady introduced his new Asian-themed donut shop, making tongue-in-cheek remarks: “I started my own Asian donut shop because Asians are Dominator, the land of donuts” ([09:01] Brady). While intended as humor, some comments tread into controversial territory, reflecting the show's edgy approach.
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Race and Humor [19:00 - 22:00]
Controversial Jokes: Brady continued with racially charged jokes about donuts, leading to a segment that many listeners might find offensive. For instance, he quipped, “We have a donut for black people we call bronuts” ([20:20] Brady). These remarks elicited both laughter and uneasy reactions, underscoring the show's willingness to tackle sensitive subjects with humor.
Interplay with Gene Simmons: Simmons joined Brady in furthering the segment's provocative nature, discussing fictitious peace offerings and racist stereotypes, such as suggesting deporting Asians to Alaska to “whiten up” ([21:35] Simmons).
Baseball and Sports Commentary [08:00 - 14:00]
Corey and Mr. Thriller Wall delved into sports, primarily focusing on baseball's resurgence.
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Dodgers’ Dominance [08:00 - 08:56]
Undefeated Season Hopes: Corey expressed unwavering support for the Dodgers, confidently predicting their continued success: “Baseball is back, everyone. And the Dodgers are gonna win it all” ([08:45] Corey). The hosts shared anecdotes about Dodger Stadium's enhanced food offerings, blending sports enthusiasm with light-hearted humor.
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ASU Baseball Prospects [26:07 - 27:00]
Local Team Optimism: The discussion shifted to ASU baseball’s promising season, reminiscing about past greats like Pedroia and expressing hope for a strong offensive performance this year. Corey reminisced, “When I was a kid... the last great years I remember were the Odom McDowell years” ([26:23] Corey), highlighting the rich history of Arizona's baseball legacy.
Controversial and Edgy Humor
Throughout the episode, the hosts and guests engaged in humor that pushed the envelope, often delving into politically incorrect or sensitive topics. From Simmons' exaggerated political plans to Brady's racially tinged jokes about donuts, the episode balanced humor with controversy, staying true to the show's mission to entertain, question, and disturb its audience.
Promotions and Upcoming Events [25:00 - 28:30]
The latter part of the episode focused on upcoming events and promotions, infused with the show's characteristic humor.
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Four Peaks Kilt Lifter Barbecue Fest [26:54 - 27:38]
Event Highlights: Brady promoted the “Four Peaks Kilt Lifter Barbecue Fest,” a ribs festival featuring competitions and affordable tastings: “Five dollar tickets to get in. Then you can buy two dollars taste tickets” ([27:04] Brady). This segment blended genuine event promotion with playful banter.
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Next Week’s Guad Squares Theme [27:16 - 28:02]
Color-Themed Squares: The hosts teased the next week's Guad Squares segment, hinting at a black-themed square, likely continuing their tradition of edgy and provocative content: “Next week, the center square to be black” ([27:16] Corey).
Conclusion
The March 28, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" exemplified the show's ability to blend humor, celebrity interactions, and bold commentary. With memorable quotes such as Gene Simmons' outrageous tour proposals ([03:18] Simmons) and Asian Donut Brady's controversial jokes ([20:20] Brady), the episode maintained a lively and engaging atmosphere. Listeners were treated to a mix of sports enthusiasm, celebrity insights, and provocative humor, ensuring that "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" continued to solidify its position as Arizona's premier morning radio show.
Notable Quotes:
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Gene Simmons [03:18]: “Anyone who wants to be on stage with Kiss for our return or. Brett, how are you? Very handsome, lovely man.”
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Gene Simmons [06:10]: “We’re gonna buy Greenland and we’re going to take all the Mexicans and all the middle and all the rapists and all the people from loony institutions."
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Asian Donut Brady [09:01]: “I started my own Asian donut shop because Asians are Dominator, the land of donuts.”
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Jason Statham [13:17]: “Happy 53rd anniversary of the greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity.”
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Corey [08:45]: “Baseball is back, everyone. And the Dodgers are gonna win it all.”
This detailed summary captures the essence of the March 28 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," highlighting key discussions, guest interactions, and the show's signature humor. For a full experience, tuning into 98 KUPD or accessing the podcast via the 98KUPD app is recommended.