03-28-25 - Guad Squares - Gene Simmons - Pat MacMahon - Trump - Vin Scully - Asian Donut Expert Brady - Jason Statham - Godfather

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 28, 2025

Introduction "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show airing on 98 KUPD, delivered another entertaining and provocative episode on March 28, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg, the show featured a dynamic lineup of guests including Gene Simmons, Jason Statham, Pat McMahon, and the ever-charismatic Asian Donut Expert Brady Bogen. The episode delved into a variety of topics ranging from celebrity antics to controversial political commentary, all infused with the show's signature humor and candid discussions.

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Guad Squares Segment

Hosted by Mr. Thriller Wall

The centerpiece of the episode was the "Guad Squares," a playful take on the classic Hollywood Squares game. Mr. Thriller Wall led the segment, engaging guests in humorous and often irreverent conversations.

1. Gene Simmons Appearance [02:30 - 07:00]

   Introduction and Banter: Gene Simmons of Kiss kicked off the segment with his trademark bravado. He jestingly demanded, “Corey, you should pay us at least $250 for the right to help us out with the show” ([03:18] Simmons). Simmons humorously proposed the "Kiss the Jew Tour 225," blending self-promotion with satirical commentary on his band's return to the stage.

   Controversial Political Commentary: The conversation took a sharp turn when Simmons proposed an outrageous plan to relocate Mexican deportees to Greenland, stating, “We’re gonna buy Greenland and take all the Mexicans... They’re going to whiten up” ([06:10] Simmons). This sparked a mixture of laughter and shock among the hosts, highlighting the show's penchant for pushing boundaries.

2. Pat McMahon Tribute [03:55 - 07:45]

   Honoring a Local Legend: Pat McMahon, a beloved local radio personality from Allison Ladmo, was brought into the conversation. Simmons lauded McMahon’s contributions, albeit in his characteristic over-the-top style, humorously referring to McMahon’s challenges: “He’s got a very similar attitude that I do” ([05:29] Simmons).

3. Jason Statham and The Godfather Anniversary [08:00 - 15:30]

   Celebrating the Classic Film: Jason Statham joined to commemorate the 53rd anniversary of "The Godfather." He humorously interacted with co-hosts, blending discussions about his latest film, "The Working Man," with playful jabs at the legendary movie. Statham remarked, “Happy 53rd anniversary of the greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity” ([13:17] Statham), intertwining his promotion seamlessly with the show's comedic tone.

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Asian Donut Expert Brady’s Segment [09:00 - 21:30]

Brady Bogen, the show's Asian Donut Expert, delivered a standout performance with his unique blend of humor and cultural commentary.

1. Launching the Donut Shop [09:01 - 10:00]

   Cultural Stereotyping and Humor: Brady introduced his new Asian-themed donut shop, making tongue-in-cheek remarks: “I started my own Asian donut shop because Asians are Dominator, the land of donuts” ([09:01] Brady). While intended as humor, some comments tread into controversial territory, reflecting the show's edgy approach.

2. Race and Humor [19:00 - 22:00]

   Controversial Jokes: Brady continued with racially charged jokes about donuts, leading to a segment that many listeners might find offensive. For instance, he quipped, “We have a donut for black people we call bronuts” ([20:20] Brady). These remarks elicited both laughter and uneasy reactions, underscoring the show's willingness to tackle sensitive subjects with humor.

   Interplay with Gene Simmons: Simmons joined Brady in furthering the segment's provocative nature, discussing fictitious peace offerings and racist stereotypes, such as suggesting deporting Asians to Alaska to “whiten up” ([21:35] Simmons).

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Baseball and Sports Commentary [08:00 - 14:00]

Corey and Mr. Thriller Wall delved into sports, primarily focusing on baseball's resurgence.

1. Dodgers’ Dominance [08:00 - 08:56]

   Undefeated Season Hopes: Corey expressed unwavering support for the Dodgers, confidently predicting their continued success: “Baseball is back, everyone. And the Dodgers are gonna win it all” ([08:45] Corey). The hosts shared anecdotes about Dodger Stadium's enhanced food offerings, blending sports enthusiasm with light-hearted humor.

2. ASU Baseball Prospects [26:07 - 27:00]

   Local Team Optimism: The discussion shifted to ASU baseball’s promising season, reminiscing about past greats like Pedroia and expressing hope for a strong offensive performance this year. Corey reminisced, “When I was a kid... the last great years I remember were the Odom McDowell years” ([26:23] Corey), highlighting the rich history of Arizona's baseball legacy.

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Controversial and Edgy Humor

Throughout the episode, the hosts and guests engaged in humor that pushed the envelope, often delving into politically incorrect or sensitive topics. From Simmons' exaggerated political plans to Brady's racially tinged jokes about donuts, the episode balanced humor with controversy, staying true to the show's mission to entertain, question, and disturb its audience.

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Promotions and Upcoming Events [25:00 - 28:30]

The latter part of the episode focused on upcoming events and promotions, infused with the show's characteristic humor.

1. Four Peaks Kilt Lifter Barbecue Fest [26:54 - 27:38]

   Event Highlights: Brady promoted the “Four Peaks Kilt Lifter Barbecue Fest,” a ribs festival featuring competitions and affordable tastings: “Five dollar tickets to get in. Then you can buy two dollars taste tickets” ([27:04] Brady). This segment blended genuine event promotion with playful banter.

2. Next Week’s Guad Squares Theme [27:16 - 28:02]

   Color-Themed Squares: The hosts teased the next week's Guad Squares segment, hinting at a black-themed square, likely continuing their tradition of edgy and provocative content: “Next week, the center square to be black” ([27:16] Corey).

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Conclusion

The March 28, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" exemplified the show's ability to blend humor, celebrity interactions, and bold commentary. With memorable quotes such as Gene Simmons' outrageous tour proposals ([03:18] Simmons) and Asian Donut Brady's controversial jokes ([20:20] Brady), the episode maintained a lively and engaging atmosphere. Listeners were treated to a mix of sports enthusiasm, celebrity insights, and provocative humor, ensuring that "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" continued to solidify its position as Arizona's premier morning radio show.

Notable Quotes:

• Gene Simmons [03:18]: “Anyone who wants to be on stage with Kiss for our return or. Brett, how are you? Very handsome, lovely man.”

• Gene Simmons [06:10]: “We’re gonna buy Greenland and we’re going to take all the Mexicans and all the middle and all the rapists and all the people from loony institutions."

• Asian Donut Brady [09:01]: “I started my own Asian donut shop because Asians are Dominator, the land of donuts.”

• Jason Statham [13:17]: “Happy 53rd anniversary of the greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity.”

• Corey [08:45]: “Baseball is back, everyone. And the Dodgers are gonna win it all.”

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This detailed summary captures the essence of the March 28 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," highlighting key discussions, guest interactions, and the show's signature humor. For a full experience, tuning into 98 KUPD or accessing the podcast via the 98KUPD app is recommended.

Transcript

[Corey]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought.

[Brady]

To you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.

[Gene Simmons]

Morning sickness.

[Corey]

If I. If I run in tonight to, it would be tomorrow night over at Stand Up Live, Copper Blues downtown. Marty's playing and he already said, let's do black tomorrow. Because I was going to go to the Diamondbacks game. I'm like, yes, just heard it again now. I really want to. That one's fun because the crowd gets going on that. It's a great song and going down there, see Marty, my guy's a nine ball playing Copper Blues tomorrow downtown. We'll pop by after the game. We'll have a beer, we'll sing. It'll be good, it'll be fun. Come on, Thriller. You come down, show everybody your new hair. We'll have you do some Timberlake or something with that new hair.

[Brady]

He won't leave these two girls.

[Corey]

Yeah, if you don't. Yeah, you would have.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

You gotta be careful though, cuz. Like. Yeah, I like my hair right now. But when you tell a bunch of. Tell a bunch of ladies, it's like, hey, I can't run away from you. A lot of the wrong one, wrong ones run towards you.

[Corey]

Oh, I see. Yeah, girls like it. Oh, you like the big ones though?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

No, it's just like you get the hole, you get the size, you get the looks. It's the hole, the hole.

[Corey]

I want the hole. Okay, Corey, that's kind of the point. But regardless of a girl running towards you is to get the hole.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All kinds of ugly run toward me. It's not just science is a problem. There's a bunch of other problems.

[Corey]

Just ugly girls are attracted to you.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Well, because they can't get away.

[Corey]

That's right. So you can get attacked.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

So you have to worry for your life, for safety.

[Corey]

When the Biggins start, you know, avalanching towards Cory, there's nothing he can do.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Yeah, it's like you're on a snow mountain. You're just like, well, here we go.

[Gene Simmons]

Hey, this is the end of me.

[Brady]

Maybe it's better with a biggin and she can protect you.

[Corey]

Oh, that's what the hordes of ugly ladies. I guess that Kim, I do like how you started that. Yeah, I love my hair right now, but let's be honest, it's gonna attract the wrong crowd. I gotta definitely got good hair, no question. But boys, you have no idea the dilemmas I face when the uggos start coming my way. And I don't Want anything to do with them.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Hey, I feel nice the first day with new hair.

[Corey]

Have you dated a girl with a malady before?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Not yet, no. No.

[Corey]

All able bodied so far.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Yeah, I. Questions?

[Corey]

All right. You fascinate me. I like Corey Thrillers here, everybody. It's time for the Guadalupe Squares, which is like the Hollywood Squares, only completely different. Here's your host, Mr. Thriller Wall.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin at top left square. We have Gene Simmons joining us.

[Gene Simmons]

Gene Simmons of kiss.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

How you doing?

[Gene Simmons]

I'm doing great. Fantastic to have Cory here, Brady, don't you think? Oh yeah, I think it's good to have him here. And it's good to also remind you, Corey, that you should pay us at least $250 for the right to help us out with the show. Just like we do with Kiss. Anyone who wants to be on stage with Kiss for our return or. Brett, how are you? Very handsome, lovely man. Thank you. Very talented as well. Talented and handsome man. I would say if you want to be on stage with Kiss in our triumphant return to the stage, $12,000 should just about do it. And then you could get some odd jobs done for us so we don't have to pay a thing. It's called Kiss the Jew Tour 225. We're very excited about it. Pay us to be part of it and then clean up after our our messes. No makeup.

[Brady]

Incredible deal.

[Gene Simmons]

It's a great deal. No makeup, charity, no effort. Well, it would be for you. Congratulations. You can write off yourself.

[Corey]

I'm not going to do it.

[Gene Simmons]

And when. In fact, we will write you off. That's a good due move. Nice job.

[Brady]

Will Cory get to spend some time with you?

[Gene Simmons]

Absolutely not.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I'll be honest, I don't want it.

[Gene Simmons]

Move your crutches, kid. I've got to get on the bus.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Yeah, I don't talk to 80 year olds anyway.

[Gene Simmons]

Well, don't worry about it. It was never an option.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Would you charge Yahoo to hang out with you?

[Gene Simmons]

Or Netanyahu can be there if you'd like to be on stage. $12,000 and grab a cord. Kid, get my guitar. Tune to G, please. That's mine. 12,000.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right, now hopping over to the top, Middle Square. Local radio legend and person I have no idea of. Pat McMahon.

[Gene Simmons]

I don't know what you're talking about right now.

[Brady]

You don't know PMAX?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

No, I don't.

[Brady]

He's a legend.

[Gene Simmons]

Thank you.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

50 plus.

[Gene Simmons]

It doesn't matter. Legend just finds you. You're very good at this, Cory, I have to say, legend finds me mostly good. Radio finds me and congratulate me. They've named the Wallace and Ladmo Road. And do you know what that is?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I've heard it in casting from people who are unfunny saying it's really good.

[Gene Simmons]

What's not only is his leg broken, but his. His brain doesn't work. Brady, Pat McMahon would like you to join me on Wallace and Lad. I'll take you down. There it is right there. It's a beautiful thing. Listen. Listen to the retarded kids. Regale Wallace and Livelow. A children's show for you.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Were there no other options?

[Gene Simmons]

Back then it was harder to get up and turn the channel.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Okay.

[Brady]

Bit of a Monty Python ripoff, isn't it? It is, yeah.

[Corey]

No, no.

[Brady]

Miley Python ripped them off.

[Gene Simmons]

That's exactly right. Brett's right.

[Brady]

Look good in that sm.

[Gene Simmons]

I do. I. I look like I'm about to go painting, but it's just because pants no longer go over my balloon like shape. Freddie. I try to put pants on and the hips rip. I'm like the Incredible Hulk in the middle.

[Brady]

Still look like Captain Super.

[Gene Simmons]

Thank you, Brett. You know, Brett's right. You know, he has a very similar attitude that I do. Look at that. Everyone, it's Pat McMahon from Allison Ladmo and Gene Simmons of Kiss. We'll promote each other the way we should. It's a Jew thing.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

We are happy to have you both, but now it's time to go to.

[Brady]

The top right square.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

President Trump.

[Gene Simmons]

I don't know who either of those guys are, except for Gene Simmons. I'm very familiar. How are you doing, Brady? Good. Great to be here. Great to be. Greenland is almost ours.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Is that the plan?

[Gene Simmons]

That's exactly right. And we're going to send all of the Mexican deportees up to Greenland. We're gonna freeze them white is what we're gonna do.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I was gonna ask you to have.

[Gene Simmons]

Them do it there, maybe get them up, maybe build Trump north Mar a lago north. And we'll have it up there and basically say, okay, you don't want to be deported back to Venezuela. I get it. I wouldn't either, because that's a real over country. But we're going to buy Greenland and we're going to take all the Mexicans and all the middle and all the rapists and all the people from loony institutions. We're going to move them up to Greenland. It's going to get so cold, they're going to whiten up, lose all that pigment. Then we'll invite them back to America to be great citizens because we whitened them up. It's my big. Trump bleached the Mexican program in Greenland.

[Brady]

They're fighting back up there, though. They protested your vice president.

[Gene Simmons]

They can fight all they want. There's 50,000 of them. I'll mow them down. One bomb and we take care of it all. It's the way it works. We're going to call it Trump's Xanadu Coffee. I think that's a great name. Xanadu Coffee. I don't know anybody's using that. Brady. I don't think anyone.

[Brady]

It's available.

[Gene Simmons]

Is it available? That's great. Thanks for looking into that for me.

[Jason Statham]

I don't know.

[Gene Simmons]

I don't know what's going on. You know what? We should. Well, let's start a text thread. Oh, and let's see who's on it. We'll just. At the end, we'll figure it all out.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Just double check, please.

[Gene Simmons]

All you Mexicans, all you Mexicans, good luck. We're gonna deport you north. And you know what happens to people when they move north? They stop being so brown. And that's what I'm looking for. Canada. Close. But you can keep a lot of that pigment there. You stay close to Michigan.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

We are.

[Gene Simmons]

Because I've been to Detroit. There's still pigment up north. Then we're just gonna move you to Greenland where the pigment dies.

[Jason Statham]

Great stuff.

[Gene Simmons]

Good job. Great president thing. I think a lot of people say it's the best ever. I hear it a lot. I hear it a lot.

[Jason Statham]

Don't you, Cory?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I do hear a lot.

[Gene Simmons]

I hear a lot how I'm the best president ever. And it's mostly because that's what saying. And I hear everything I say.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

And be your own biggest fan.

[Gene Simmons]

I am a very big fan. You know what? This guy's a lot like me, too. That's exactly right.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right, going over now to the middle left square. We got Vince Scully in time for baseball.

[Corey]

Baseball is back, Cory. And what a great game it is. Baseball with the Dodgers. And I died. And they went out to Japan and got a couple of those lanky Japanese players, Brett. Now they're going to be world champions two times in a row. These pricks bailed out of playing good baseball the last 25 years of my career. And now look.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

What's your take on Ohtani anyways?

[Corey]

He's tall and he's Chinese or something. I don't know. I Don't have to pay attention anymore. I'd like to say thanks and welcome to all the folks up in the upper deck of Dodger Stadium. King Tacos Doyers burritos. Two feet long. Includes a burro. They're doing all sorts of great stuff at Dodger Stadium with the food. And I'm sure they're serving sushi like there's no tomorrow.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

They actually are. Actually, there's a whole bunch more.

[Corey]

I imagine sushi is flying out there like crazy. Well, anyway, baseball is back, everyone. And the Dodgers are gonna win it all. It's a waste of time to even pay attention. Until September 130 wins.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Let's see it on. Now to the center square. We have Asian donut savant Grady.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Oh, I started my own Asian donut shop.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Any reason why?

[Asian Donut Brady]

Yeah. Oh, Because Asians are Dominator, the land of donuts. We learned this this morning. Akuri Coolie Cooley.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

It's a good test.

[Corey]

Let's call him Cooly Thriller.

[Asian Donut Brady]

It did sound like Cooly Thriller. Hard to say too. What do you want? A crura. You want a. Wrong John.

[Brady]

A cooler crura. You say cooler.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Okay. Next in. Ryan. This guy's a ba.

[Corey]

Asshole.

[Brady]

Some donut holes.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Ah, let's get to the musical. Going into this route. Welcome to Asian stereotype of Brady Donut shop.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

This is wrong on like three different levels.

[Asian Donut Brady]

I know. But I announced earlier this morning that Asians all dominate the donut world. And we're. That was proven right.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

You saw one. You saw one and got scared.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Everyone have a kung fu special. All donuts have been chopped in half by hand.

[Brady]

No hunger.

[Corey]

Bear cloth.

[Asian Donut Brady]

You want some kung fu donut? Here, take that. Hertz donut. That's a quarter hertz donut.

[Brady]

That is definitely in your wheel.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Ah, Chinese. Brady. Make a daddy joke. Hurts a donut. Go ahead, say it. Brady. Think about Bangkok.

[Brady]

Walk through Turnport.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Yeah. Why don't you walk through turnstile and it doesn't turn?

[Gene Simmons]

What happened? Man?

[Asian Donut Brady]

Go to Bangkok. You want a crowd.

[Corey]

Sprinklers.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Sprinkles.

[Asian Donut Brady]

You like a lanebow.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

You can say jimmies if you want.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Jimmies. Now we call them jimmies. And that's better than sprinkles. Hey, Anybody? Go to Landy's Donuts. Asshole. Landy's donut for asphalt.

[Brady]

What does bosa stand for?

[Asian Donut Brady]

Brady obviously stays around.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Very good.

[Gene Simmons]

Very good.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Not very good. It was our last resort. You want to graze the donut? Who wants a graze?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Like a cow in a field.

[Asian Donut Brady]

You ask too many Questions fix it. Right?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Okay, okay. Let's hop on over now just donut.

[Gene Simmons]

Nazi.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Over Now we got Jason Statham in time for his new film releasing.

[Jason Statham]

I was even here last week.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

You were here last week. How are you doing?

[Gene Simmons]

Doing great. I'm just moving around.

[Brady]

I'm excited for this weekend.

[Jason Statham]

My press junk gets going so fast. I came here twice.

[Brady]

You know why?

[Gene Simmons]

Because I'm fast. Why?

[Brady]

You're a working man.

[Gene Simmons]

That's right.

[Jason Statham]

I'm a working man.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Statham]

The director of the Beekeeper.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Why it's called that?

[Gene Simmons]

From the director of the Beekeeper. A movie no one liked. Why not bring up who directed it for you?

[Brady]

I liked it, man.

[Gene Simmons]

I bet. Okay. A movie no one would taste liked. Are you going to my movie this weekend, Brad?

[Corey]

No, I can't make sure this weekend.

[Gene Simmons]

Why not?

[Brady]

I'll go next weekend.

[Gene Simmons]

That's only an hour and a half of your life. What's wrong with my movie? The working man. Are you going?

[Brady]

Can't top the Beekeeper.

[Gene Simmons]

So I'm like, you know, beekeeper was great. Working man's even better. Film director of beekeeper.

[Jason Statham]

Right.

[Brady]

So it's beekeeper too.

[Gene Simmons]

No, there's no bees in it. I don't keep bees. I'm a working man. Unspecific. Real skills.

[Brady]

I'm going three times.

[Gene Simmons]

I bet you are. Brady's often written in letters reminding me that every time he looks at me, he comes three times. Every time I release a movie, Brady comes. He pays too. $20. My movie comes out, Brady comes, Everyone wins.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Oh, that's very kind of you. Let's head on now to the bottom left square. Brady's secret square. Give us a hands.

[Brady]

Howdy, youngins. I'm dead right now, but let me just tell you. 1962, I opened up a little store in Bentonville, Arkansas.

[Corey]

Oh yeah? I got this. Oh.

[Brady]

Does a little business. 600 billion a year.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Brady]

My kids are living off mine.

[Gene Simmons]

Your impression? Jesus. Quite.

[Corey]

Darn. That's enough. We get it.

[Gene Simmons]

Homeburg's morning sickness. Disgusting.

[Corey]

They say things that are horrible.

[Gene Simmons]

Homburg's morning sickness.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Well, let's not hurt you any further now to the bottom middle square. It is the 53rd anniversary. Wow. Hand talk.

[Corey]

What?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

53Rd anniversary of the Godfathers. We have to treat it with some respect here y Brett.

[Jason Statham]

Happy 53rd anniversary of the greatest thing that's ever happened to humanity. Thanks, Don. The release of the Godfather. You know, I like my crew here. I think I got a good crew. Yeah, And I got Toledo. He's A cook.

[Gene Simmons]

He'll do whatever you want.

[Jason Statham]

It's true. I got Brady over there. He's gonna get a good spread going. Thriller.

[Corey]

Yep.

[Jason Statham]

You kind of. My guys are so say.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Oh.

[Jason Statham]

No one expects you to come in and do the work. They see you as a harmless little fly. And yet you could be. Thriller. The killer. 53rd anniversary. Very excited. Are you gonna watch it all weekend, Brett?

[Gene Simmons]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Corey]

I've already been watching it.

[Brady]

Did mom watch it when you were in the womb?

[Gene Simmons]

I think so, yeah.

[Brady]

It's a rite of passage.

[Jason Statham]

Yeah, good question. Did she shove a little line in there so you as a zygote could keep an eye on her?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

The issue was though, she had the laser discovered version, so it was a bit of a tight squeeze.

[Jason Statham]

Oh, Brady just said that there's a lesbian that's trying to be head of the family.

[Gene Simmons]

Oh, whoa. What are you doing?

[Jason Statham]

She's the codfather. That's right. Brady's been hanging around his brother. I wanted to read it.

[Gene Simmons]

I'm going to take a lap.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Can I join you?

[Jason Statham]

Yes. It's going to take a little while. I'll stay on Corey's pace. I'll stay on Corey's pace until I see Brady's car leave the driveway.

[Brady]

That's so stupid.

[Jason Statham]

His jokes. He hands them to me. I look at him and I think, I can't do this.

[Brady]

Alfredo over there.

[Jason Statham]

And then he keeps once. I think, I'm not gonna do it. He keeps sucking me back in.

[Brady]

You can't help it.

[Jason Statham]

You have to read it. It's so stupid.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Again, thank you for the time there, Godfather.

[Jason Statham]

Well, you know what? Thank you for the respect that you give. You're a good kid. Of course I'm sorry that you've been cursed by God.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I must have done something to deserve it. All right, now, hopping to.

[Jason Statham]

By the way, most of I've had sex with.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Yes.

[Jason Statham]

Had babies. That fell out early too.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

On purpose?

[Jason Statham]

No, cuz I open them up so big with my Italian me.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Okay, rounding things out now, bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Tripp Reeb. How you doing, Trip?

[Corey]

Yeah. I don't know. Where am I?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Hey, new season Dodgers though.

[Corey]

That's right. Dodgers are 3 0. Undefeated. Corey. They're going to go 162 and 0 because we've got the power of Shohei.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

That's right.

[Gene Simmons]

Yeah.

[Corey]

And you can't spell Shohei without a big O. Like our lost column. Take that, Diamondbacks. Never like them anyway. So anyway, let's get on with the show. I'VE got a Dodger game to get to. My friend Dave gave me tickets. Dave Roberts, the manager?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Hi, John.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right, so who do we have today joining us?

[Corey]

We got Jake and Tracy. Jake, are you there?

[Gene Simmons]

Good morning.

[Corey]

Yeah, Tracy, I assume you're there. You jumped that real quick. Thank you, Jake. Tracy or a girl? Pick a square go Asian Donut Brady.

[Asian Donut Brady]

All right, pick me Asian Brady on a donut shop. What are your favorite donut Clacy? Boston cream. Boston Clean. I love the Boston and clean. The problem I have clacy about getting you Boston cream. Is that by the time I bring it to you, it has already been eaten. You get maple bacon. Oh no. I eat that too. Everybody was Kung Fu.

[Brady]

That was host. That's perfect.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Post it Tilly. She did it here on her phone. But I post a car on Kung Fu Fighting. I love a donut made by an Asian. You want a big donut cake? I cut it with itself with karate chops one after other.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Well, let me get a question for you real fast here.

[Asian Donut Brady]

You know the name of my store? He's a Cory Twitter Roche.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

No, it's called.

[Asian Donut Brady]

These donuts.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Oh, is that like a family name?

[Corey]

No.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Who's these?

[Asian Donut Brady]

Well, it would be a family name would be called a Kim's Donut. By the way, you can see most of my sisters this weekend praying in the lpga.

[Corey]

You're Korean.

[Gene Simmons]

Yeah, they're all Korean.

[Asian Donut Brady]

They all look alike me they're every golfer who win golf tournament for radies look alike. Brady with mo haircut from Three Stooges. That's true. All a Korean fat gopher Rookerak Brady full of donut with a haircut like a mole.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Mostly one lady, but yeah, I guess.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Oh no, no, no, no. There are many. They just.

[Gene Simmons]

Oh, look.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Alright. You think it won, but it's many. Oh man, she's really good actually.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

She's really good.

[Asian Donut Brady]

I know she really good.

[Brady]

Yeah, I am.

[Asian Donut Brady]

What is her name? Kim something. We look at a picture of a girl go for Brady in B park. In Bee Park. The beer stand for Brady. It might I go out of beer this weekend. I shoot 500 par and free donut for everyone. She know Korean hot Japanese.

[Brady]

You google Korean lpg.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

That's a lot of results.

[Gene Simmons]

They say Google overrode.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Okay, ask a question. I have daughter to talk.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

This one's tied to food, so you'll like it. This one's tied to food.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Everyone at home google search in be park and start to laugh. Gosh, it really could just like me, you know?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

There was one time where she actually was told to lose some weight, and she did, and she got worse at golf.

[Asian Donut Brady]

How do you lose weight when you're surrounded by these many delicious donuts?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right, question for you. Real quick here.

[Asian Donut Brady]

It's a horrible racist square.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

This is the center one, too.

[Asian Donut Brady]

This square. Yeah, I know this is square. Why Shane Gear is not on Saturday night. Okay, go ahead.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right, real quick here. RC Cola served with a donut was the first soda to be sold in aluminum cans.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Rca, can you say, alan, we have a donut for everyone.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Okay.

[Asian Donut Brady]

We have a da. This is what I actually. Funny.

[Gene Simmons]

Hold on.

[Asian Donut Brady]

We have a donut for everyone. We have a donut for white people. We have a yellow donut for white powder. White powder. We have the remnant cream. And then donut for black people we call bronuts. We serve it a bronut chocolate dip. You look at me and say, I want a bronut.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

The donut holes.

[Asian Donut Brady]

The donut holes. A little brown bronuts. Racist ancient daughter.

[Brady]

Widest variety.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Oh, so stupid. So stupid.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

So true or false?

[Asian Donut Brady]

Oh, yeah. Aussie Cora was in a room in Cora first in aluminum.

[Gene Simmons]

Can.

[Asian Donut Brady]

I say true?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Okay, so, Tracy, do you agree with.

[Asian Donut Brady]

True and Brett are coming to get a donut? You get a dick or not?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Okay, you agree? So X gets the square.

[Asian Donut Brady]

X forget a square.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

X gets the square.

[Brady]

Might be time to close that show. We go back to the square, by the way.

[Asian Donut Brady]

And I don't know how this happened. I am in a second place at lpg. I don't even pray. They just assume I go into pop.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

They just called you on Sunday.

[Asian Donut Brady]

That's right. They say you want to pray. It's otherwise gin be park not able to pray. Look, just put a dish, a wig on and hit the ball.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right? Next to Jake here. Make your selection.

[Corey]

Let me go trump.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

All right, Trump.

[Gene Simmons]

It's a great square. It's a really good square. I wish we were mad at Asians. I'd deport them through. Good at math.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

You got four years.

[Gene Simmons]

I can get it done if I get through these Mexicans. I'll send the Asians up there too. That'll be great. They'll send them to Alaska.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

There's a lot of is Alaska now or Greenland?

[Gene Simmons]

Well, we'll send the Asians to Alaska because the wind blows there and their eyes are fitting for a lot of that. That's why the Eskimos always squint. There's a lot of frozen. I would like a dozen bro nuts, please.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Who told you to say that.

[Gene Simmons]

I was just thinking. I just. Something about the subliminal advertising.

[Brady]

You're hungry.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

They don't have your best interest in mind, sir?

[Gene Simmons]

I don't think they do. I'd like some Chinese donuts. I'm friends with Xi Jinping. He's great. We go over there with it. But it's the greatest chocolate donut I've ever had. President Rump President.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Yeah, that erases that.

[Gene Simmons]

I feature slump, whatever it is. I just. I gotta see Xi Jinping and get myself. I gotta get a. I'll bring over some of Brady's Bro Nuts. It's a peace offering. A peace offering? If you don't attack Taiwan, I'll let you have Bro Nuts.

[Brady]

Have you ever had her on your golf course?

[Gene Simmons]

Is that MB Park?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

No, no, that's John Candy in disguise.

[Gene Simmons]

That's. That's a big Korean woman.

[Brady]

No, that's Haley Moore.

[Gene Simmons]

Okay? We've never had her on the golf course because we have a weight limit.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

She's got Mar a Lago.

[Gene Simmons]

It rains a lot in Florida. And if she walks on the green, she makes big stomp holes like old dinosaurs.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

If you need to rehole the holes though, you can put her out there.

[Gene Simmons]

You know what, Corey? I think I just got a note from Brady's Donut Shop. He wants to serve you too. He's got Slow nuts for the people who.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I've been called that before. But not for the legs.

[Gene Simmons]

The special slow line so you don't hold up the line. We have a line.

[Jason Statham]

Just for your people.

[Gene Simmons]

Just for your people.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I got a question for you real fast, sir. Sloths are so lazy, they travel less than 50ft per day.

[Gene Simmons]

How many feet do you do? Do you ever look at your Apple Fitness?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I don't have it for a reason.

[Gene Simmons]

You watch your Apple Fitness and it says steps. What are you doing? It doesn't even have a number.

[Jason Statham]

What are we doing?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Gene Simmons]

Why do you even have this app?

[Brady]

Watch him. He's putting in the work.

[Gene Simmons]

Why do you have this app? Yeah, but it should give you double time, I think.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Get it done early on first thing in the morning.

[Gene Simmons]

He just says, don't even look at this. Why do you open this app, Cory?

[Jason Statham]

No steps.

[Gene Simmons]

No steps.

[Jason Statham]

There are no real steps.

[Gene Simmons]

Whatever you're doing aren't steps.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

It just says we're sorry.

[Gene Simmons]

Just says half. Ms. Drag. I say that that's probably false. The sloth will move more than 50ft. 50ft is easy.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

So you're saying false now, Jake, do you Agree or disagree with False.

[Corey]

I disagree.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

That is incorrect then. So X gets the square.

[Corey]

Oh, no.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

And Tracy could get the win with the secret square.

[Corey]

Tracy.

[Asian Donut Brady]

I'm here. I think Sam Walmart.

[Corey]

Oh, do we give it to her?

[Gene Simmons]

She must be beautiful for us to have given her that stupid answer of Sam Walmart.

[Brady]

I'll hook you both up.

[Gene Simmons]

She really thought, you know what? I'm gonna start a grocery store. Because why wouldn't I? I'm named Walmart. Destiny, you remember his brother, Dave Kmart? He started a business as well.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Her cousin, Piggly Wiggly.

[Gene Simmons]

And the midget, the Mini Mart. He started that, too. And they just named it after that. That's where it came from. All right, we'll let you go. Hold on. I can't get out of it. I gotta get this.

[Corey]

Thank you.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Oh, he's out.

[Brady]

Adidas, bronuts.

[Gene Simmons]

Yes.

[Corey]

All right. That's it. Rob Wood said, dude, that was a hilarious way to end the week. You're getting cancered.

[Asian Donut Brady]

Oh, donut. The time for me midday donut.

[Corey]

I like the Dagonuts, too. Look at the size of these LPGA golfers that are popping up on our.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

That's the same lady. That's more.

[Corey]

That's her.

[Gene Simmons]

Huh? Holly.

[Corey]

Haley Moore.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

I'm in a ballpark. Three something.

[Gene Simmons]

Jesus.

[Corey]

It's odd that she shouts her own last name at buffets.

[Gene Simmons]

More.

[Asian Donut Brady]

More.

[Corey]

All right, well, the LPGA is in town. We didn't do any of those jokes, but that's good.

[Brady]

She got an email. Have to go out there today.

[Corey]

Are you going back?

[Brady]

Of course he is.

[Corey]

Well, there was free food and then Haley Moore showed up.

[Brady]

Anymore.

[Corey]

And they closed.

[Gene Simmons]

He just texted f you guys too much.

[Corey]

The whole shop is crying out here. All right, this is. Oh, you getting a fat rinda call today? Stop doing that. That's it. We're done. You got anything going on this weekend?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Baseball. This weekend?

[Corey]

ASU baseball. Yep, that's it. That's not bad. No, you don't have to cover anything. Real garbage. No LPGA talk, probably.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

No, we're good.

[Corey]

All right. That's good. Your station's not too bad this weekend.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

ASU baseball is solid.

[Gene Simmons]

All right. There you go.

[Corey]

How are they? Are they good?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

They're doing pretty good. They have a lot of parts right now. They could do really good this year.

[Corey]

No kidding. They used to be.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Yeah.

[Gene Simmons]

A.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

They could get back in that spot this year.

[Corey]

And I. When I was a kid, kind of exciting. The last great years I remember were the Odom McDowell years. And then there was one. Afterwards they had that kid from the Red Sox, Veritech. It wasn't Veritech, was it?

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Jason Veritech.

[Corey]

Oh, Pedroia. That's right. That's right, Pedroia. And that was when you're like, asu's kind of back and Pat Murphy was the coach and he's now the coach of the Brewers.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Now they have a great offense right now. They could really make it happen.

[Corey]

All right. I'd like to see that. Maybe pop over and watch them. I haven't seen some of them in the new stadiums. They moved to pms, so. All right. You're not going anywhere. No, you. Yes.

[Jason Statham]

Tomorrow.

[Corey]

Something. You son of a bitch. Oh, yeah, he's got a thing.

[Brady]

I'm going to the Four Peaks. The second annual Kilt Lifter Barbecue Fest. 20 teams competing. It's a ribs fest.

[Gene Simmons]

I know.

[Brady]

Where the LPGA golfers. Yeah, exactly. You can come out there. I think it's five dollar tickets to get in. Then you can buy two dollars taste tickets. Taste all the ribs you want. Two bucks a piece.

[Corey]

We've got a request for next week, by the way, for center square to be black. Brady the Donut Shop.

[Brady]

Oh, no.

[Corey]

And it would be the Ownut shop.

[Brady]

And the fourth style. It's been a good run.

[Corey]

Four Peaks.

[Brady]

It'll be at the tasting room on the other side.

[Corey]

So you're doing a. Everybody, I think it's noon to 4. Bring homemade food to Brady. Cook the ribs, papers, rib. All right, There you go. Brady will judge it. And God forbid you make an apple pie. Cause you're getting that shelled now. Remember what's good and what's bad. We'll have a report back on Monday, but you guys can go out there and have that barbecue fest. Perfect weather for something like that. Weekend's fantastic. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic weekend. We'll see you Monday right here in the morning sickness.

[Brady]

Hello, Arizona.

[Mr. Thriller Wall]

Station.

[Corey]

It's out of control now.

[Gene Simmons]

98. Can't you PT.