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Host 1
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Host 2
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John Holmberg
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Host 2
Oh, man.
John Holmberg
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Brady
There's a poll that asked people which TV house would Americans want to live in. They vote on a bunch of different ones.
John Holmberg
Everything one from Dallas or Dynasty.
Host 1
Sopranos.
John Holmberg
Sopranos.
Brady
The highest percentage.
John Holmberg
They'll do something dumb and say like Brady Bunch.
Brady
Brady Bunch was on the list.
John Holmberg
Of course.
Toledo
The Connors.
John Holmberg
Oh God. Some white trash hillbilly jump.
Toledo
Simpsons house or something that got the most.
Brady
13 of Americans said it would be in the Tanner house in San Francisco for full house.
John Holmberg
That thing.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
There's a nice.
Brady
There's 2, 000 people surveyed.
John Holmberg
Expensive.
Host 1
Yeah. But then you're in San Francisco.
John Holmberg
Number two.
Brady
Banks mansion.
John Holmberg
Oh yeah. Fresh Prince. That's a good one.
Brady
Blanche's Miami home from the golden girls was number three.
Toledo
That was.
John Holmberg
That was. It's a nice place. Very 90s. Needs to be updated.
Brady
Monica's purple apartment. New York City from Friends. This. You know if you're gonna go for cribs too. The Bridgerton Mansion in London.
John Holmberg
Yeah. That's what I do. Like one of those giant houses.
Toledo
Yeah. The Yellowstone ranch. That kind of thing.
Brady
And at number 19, Logan Roy's New York City penthouse. There that should be.
John Holmberg
That's the win. All the people from Succession's houses. Yeah. Saying that you were the Connors. That's a good one. I knew the Brady Bunch house would be on there because it's iconic. It's the first house you think of with TV a lot of times. That's a good one there though. I like that. Frazier's apartment in Seattle was cool.
Toledo
Oh, yeah.
Brady
This was the. Another survey. The 21st century music videos that changed the game was the deal.
John Holmberg
What is it?
Brady
21St century music videos that changed the game.
John Holmberg
That's the century we're currently in.
Brady
Thriller.
Toledo
Too late to have changed the game in videos when we don't play Thriller.
John Holmberg
One of the 20th century. 20th first century videos.
Brady
Yeah. So they're. I'll give you an example.
Host 1
They make videos.
Toledo
Missy Elliott, Squabble Up.
Brady
Kendrick Lamar.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brady
This is America. Childish, Gambia.
John Holmberg
That's a great video actually.
Brady
Bad Romance, Single Ladies, Beyonce.
John Holmberg
Everybody knows it.
Brady
Hey, Outcast.
Toledo
That is a good video.
Brady
Work it. There's Missy Elliott. Someone mentioned that.
Toledo
I thought that was me.
John Holmberg
Are you.
Toledo
Everybody had the last choice.
Brady
Fell in love with a girl. The White Stripes.
John Holmberg
Is it one of those.
Brady
Eastwood was number three. Gorillas.
John Holmberg
Gorillas. Okay, go.
Brady
Weapon of choice. Fat Boy slim.
John Holmberg
Were they 20?
Brady
Number one.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Was Stan Eminem, which I've just talking.
John Holmberg
To Winston about that on the text this morning. One of the Diamondbacks walk up music is Stan. It's weird. That is weird because you get the dai do part of the sample.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
And then like it's Stan though, under.
Host 1
The Sharpie marker and everything in the background.
John Holmberg
It's a creepy song. Yeah. It's weird.
Host 1
He has her in the trunk.
John Holmberg
I think it's. I don't remember if it's. Yeah.
Host 1
They drive off a cliff.
John Holmberg
I don't remember if it's Moreno or Suarez, but one of them has Stan as their walk up music. It's strange because when it starts, you're like, oh, cool. And you're like, wait a minute.
Toledo
Gino's a real upbeat player. When he was in Seattle, he wouldn't have been Stan. I can't remember what he had.
John Holmberg
He's mashing. So he's going to keep it. If it's Stan, he's going to not stop doing that. Guy's killing the ball.
Brady
Jessica Simpson drinks a Chinese herb cocktail to preserve her voice.
John Holmberg
Snake seed.
Brady
Snake semen.
Toledo
How do you find that? Like, I mean, obviously somebody roll them over. Somebody. Somebody's selling it.
Brady
But I saw the comedian. Steve Byrne, Josh Naylor. I figured it would have been rooster sperm.
John Holmberg
It's Josh Naylor that does it.
Host 1
He uses Crazy Train as well.
John Holmberg
Okay, so he's insane is what he's pretty much. Yeah. I don't even. I didn't know snakes made semen.
Brady
Well, how.
Host 1
They have little snakes.
John Holmberg
That's a good. Don't they lay on them and just.
Brady
Kind of rub stuff.
John Holmberg
I don't know. But they don't rub on them. I don't know how it works. They just. I thought they just rubbed on the air.
Toledo
You know how it works.
John Holmberg
No, that's what I'm saying. I don't know how it works. Not at all. But that's what I didn't know. Where does it come from? They have penises. Yeah, they do. You answered that too fast.
Brady
They sure do.
John Holmberg
Have you seen one?
Brady
It's underneath it. Yeah, I've seen one. Not like in person. I've just seen the picture.
John Holmberg
Wait. Shut up, Toledo. What'd you say?
Brady
I've only seen it on the. Like a nature program where it comes out.
John Holmberg
You haven't seen it in purpose?
Brady
I haven't.
John Holmberg
Like you of all people, out of.
Brady
A lot of snakes, but I've never.
John Holmberg
And never once got one hard is what you're saying. Yeah, that just kind of shoots out of the bottom like a flower. Next. Look at that.
Host 1
Okay, snake crank.
Toledo
Is that. What is that didactic or is that your tongue when it's split in half?
Brady
Yeah, almost.
John Holmberg
I don't know. Looks like two little berries. And that goes into the flower of the girl snake. When they love each other very much.
Brady
Yes.
John Holmberg
And then they make.
Host 1
She's a whore, that snakes.
John Holmberg
She's a. I mean, she's a snake after all. Cold hearted snake. Look into her eyes. Oh, thank you.
Brady
During a show at the Royal Albert hall in London, Roger Daltrey, he says, the joys of getting old. He goes, at least have my voice, but I'm going deaf. And now, recently, I have the joy of going blind. He's like. He's living his own Tommy. It's all happening.
John Holmberg
The deaf, dumb, blind guy from the who. Well, he could stop. Might as well stop. Evidently that guy still sings like an angel, though. Like somebody just saw that. Was it you?
Host 1
I seen him like 10 years ago and they were. He.
Host 2
Man, he nailed it.
John Holmberg
Still, it wasn't that long ago. Somebody else told me. I saw the who or he was sing. Was it you, John? Somebody was watching him sing.
Brady
Like turned 81.
John Holmberg
Dude can still hit those notes and still do it. Can't see or hear, but he's great. That's it. Look at us way late. Awesome job. It's 1005. Larry's coming up next. He's got all the toys you've ever wanted. Like Santa right in the middle or beginning of April, really. And he's going to be next. You'd be nice to Larry. He'll be nice to you. We're done. We'll see you right here in the morning sickness tomorrow. So Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station update.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Podcast Summary
Episode Date: March 31, 2025
Episode Title: Entertainment Drill - MON - List Of TV Houses People Would Most Like To Live In - 21st Century Music Videos That Changed The Game
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Platform: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Overview:
In the March 31, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigates through a vibrant mix of topics ranging from sports betting promotions and iconic TV show homes to influential music videos and humorous anecdotes. The episode seamlessly blends entertainment with insightful discussions, ensuring listeners are both informed and entertained.
1. FanDuel Sportsbook Promotions ([00:39] - [01:41]):
The episode kicks off with John Holmberg promoting FanDuel, America's leading sportsbook. He highlights the return of "Dinger Tuesday" and introduces an enticing offer for new customers:
John Holmberg: "New customers get $200 in bonus bets with any winning $5 bet. Visit FanDuel.com KUPD to make every moment more 21 plus in present Arizona first online real money wager only $5. First deposit required. Bonus non-withdrawable bonus bets which expire 7 days after receipt. Restrictions apply."
John ensures listeners are aware of responsible gambling practices by providing support contact information:
John Holmberg: "Gambling problem? Call 1-800-next-step or text NEXT STEP to 53342."
2. Nickelback Debate ([00:59] - [01:41]):
Transitioning from sports to music, John dives into a spontaneous discussion about Nickelback, addressing their polarizing reputation with a mix of humor and genuine appreciation.
John Holmberg: "Nickelback is cool. You heard me. The song is catchy. Nothing you can do about it. All that fake hate for no reason on Nickelback."
He playfully criticizes the backlash Nickelback faces, adding:
John Holmberg: "Need to wash ourselves of that. They're Canadian. That's a problem. There's tariffs on their songs now. We had to pay extra to play that this morning."
The segment elicits laughter and light-hearted banter among the hosts, showcasing their camaraderie.
3. Poll: TV Houses Americans Want to Live In ([02:57] - [08:04]):
Brady introduces a poll discussing which TV show houses Americans would most like to live in. The conversation uncovers a nostalgic and diverse range of preferences among listeners.
Full House's Tanner House:
Fresh Prince's Banks Mansion:
The Golden Girls' Blanche's Miami Home:
Friends' Monica's Purple Apartment:
Bridgerton Mansion:
Succession's Logan Roy's Penthouse:
The hosts reminisce and jest about the choices:
Dick Toledo: "The Connors."
John Holmberg: "Oh God. Some white trash hillbilly jump."
This segment not only highlights popular culture's impact on housing aspirations but also brings forward personal anecdotes and humorous takes from the hosts.
4. 21st Century Music Videos That Changed The Game ([08:04] - [06:46]):
Shifting gears, Brady presents another poll outcome focusing on influential music videos of the 21st century. The discussion centers around how these videos have shaped the music industry and cultural narratives.
Kendrick Lamar's "This Is America":
Beyoncé's "Bad Romance" and "Single Ladies":
Missy Elliott’s "Work It":
Eminem's "Stan":
A humorous interlude occurs when John mistakenly categorizes Michael Jackson's "Thriller" as a 21st-century video:
John Holmberg: "That's the century we're currently in."
Brady Bogen: "They make videos."
This correction leads to laughter and showcases the hosts' playful interactions.
5. Anecdote: Josh Naylor’s Walk-Up Music ([05:46] - [06:00]):
John shares an amusing observation about Josh Naylor of the Arizona Diamondbacks choosing Eminem's "Stan" as his walk-up music.
John Holmberg: "One of the Diamondbacks walk up music is Stan. It's weird. That is weird because you get the dai do part of the sample."
The conversation explores the contrast between the song's intense themes and its use in a sports setting, adding layers of humor and curiosity.
6. Humorous Exchange: Snake Semen ([06:46] - [08:04]):
The hosts engage in a light-hearted and slightly absurd discussion about snake biology, prompted by a comment from a comedian.
Brady Bogen: "Jessica Simpson drinks a Chinese herb cocktail to preserve her voice. Snake semen."
Dick Toledo and John Holmberg banter back and forth, expressing bewilderment and humor over the topic:
John Holmberg: "I don't know how it works. They just rubbed on the air."
Brady Bogen: "They sure do."
This segment underscores the show's ability to blend informative content with spontaneous humor.
7. Roger Daltrey's Comments on Aging ([08:22] - [09:17]):
Brady highlights a poignant moment from Roger Daltrey's performance at the Royal Albert Hall, where the legendary frontman of The Who reflects on aging.
Brady Bogen: "At least have my voice, but I'm going deaf. And now, recently, I have the joy of going blind. He's like. He's living his own Tommy. It's all happening."
The hosts express admiration for Daltrey's resilience and dedication to his craft despite personal challenges:
John Holmberg: "Dude can still hit those notes and still do it. Can't see or hear, but he's great."
This heartfelt discussion adds depth to the episode, celebrating enduring talent and the human spirit.
8. Conclusion ([09:18] - End):
As the episode draws to a close, John Holmberg wraps up with a teaser for the next show, mentioning Larry and his array of toys slated for the new episode.
John Holmberg: "We're done. We'll see you right here in the morning sickness tomorrow. So Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station update."
The hosts bid farewell, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating future episodes filled with more engaging content and camaraderie.
Notable Quotes:
John Holmberg on Nickelback:
"Nickelback is cool. You heard me. The song is catchy. Nothing you can do about it."
Brady Bogen on Full House:
"The Tanner house in San Francisco for Full House."
John Holmberg on Eminem's "Stan":
"One of the Diamondbacks walk up music is Stan. It's weird."
Roger Daltrey's Reflection:
"At least have my voice, but I'm going deaf. And now, recently, I have the joy of going blind."
Conclusion:
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully blends promotional content with lively discussions on pop culture, sports, and personal anecdotes. The hosts' dynamic interactions and diverse topics ensure a captivating listening experience, reaffirming the show's status as Arizona's premier morning radio destination.