03-31-25 - WWBD - Her Hubby Is Pissed She Banged A PHX Sun Player 15yrs Ago Before They Met - He Met An NFL Player In His Hood And Wants To Be His Friend - He Cyberstalked The Girl He's Dating To Know What She Likes

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 31, 2025

Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Title: WWBD - Her Hubby Is Pissed She Banged A PHX Sun Player 15yrs Ago Before They Met - He Met An NFL Player In His Hood And Wants To Be His Friend - He Cyberstalked The Girl He's Dating To Know What She Likes
Release Date: March 31, 2025

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Contest Judging Woes

The episode kicks off with the hosts delving into the intricacies of contest judging, specifically focusing on a rib competition with 18 different entries.

Brett: “The whole point is that somebody's going to suck compared to somebody who's great. That's why you have a judge” (01:53).

The conversation highlights the challenges judges face in maintaining impartiality while assessing numerous entries. Despite their best efforts, identifying the least impressive dishes remains a contentious and often frustrating task.

Dave: “But I don't know the name of the...” (01:46).

The hosts express difficulty in recalling specific underperforming entries, emphasizing the subjective nature of taste and competition standards.

Jealousy Over Past Relationships

A listener named Hannah reaches out with a dilemma: her husband is infuriated upon discovering that Hannah had a brief relationship with a Phoenix Suns player 15 years prior to their marriage. This revelation has strained their intimacy and trust.

Listener (Hannah): “I'm in a nightmare with my husband. He refuses to have sex with me anymore because he found out that my ex boyfriend 15 years ago played for the Phoenix Suns...” (06:11).

The hosts dissect the situation, questioning the significance of past relationships and the impact of historical infidelities on current marriages.

Brett: “Why is it such a big deal that she banged a son's player?” (09:12).

They debate whether the husband's reaction is justified or if he's allowing past indiscretions to overshadow their present relationship. The discussion extends to the nature of ex-relationships and societal perceptions surrounding them.

Navigating Erectile Dysfunction: To Pill or Not to Pill

Another listener, Peter, seeks advice on dealing with declining sexual performance as he approaches his 60s. He contemplates using erectile dysfunction (ED) pills to rekindle intimacy with his wife.

Listener (Peter): “Should I get on those things? Shannon Sharp did it. So how bad could it be?” (12:35).

The hosts offer pragmatic solutions, suggesting consulting a healthcare professional before starting any medication.

Dave: “One thing I would tell him to do is check with your doctor first too.” (13:24).

They caution against the potential risks associated with ED medications, particularly for individuals with existing health concerns like low blood pressure.

The Fine Line Between Interest and Obsession: A Cyberstalking Confession

In a more controversial segment, a listener admits to cyberstalking his girlfriend's Instagram to fabricate a sense of destiny in their relationship. He meticulously tracked her activities to create coincidental encounters, culminating in an intimate relationship.

Listener: “I feel bad that almost all of it was just me spying on her public page and making it seem like we were meant to be.” (18:22).

The hosts dissect the ethical implications of such behavior, questioning the listener's approach to building a genuine connection.

Brett: “You showed up with that on Boner Garage. There it is.” (19:44).

They discuss the thin line between showing genuine interest and crossing into stalking, emphasizing the importance of mutual consent and respect in forming relationships.

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Notable Quotes

• Brett: “You're talking to him. He didn't email. She's asking how she fixes it with him.” (08:26)

• Brady: “You call this food?” (02:44)

• Dave: “You sound a little creepy.” (20:13)

• Brett: “You didn't do that when you were younger.” (08:35)

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Conclusion

The episode navigates a spectrum of personal dilemmas, from contest fairness and marital jealousy to health concerns and the ethics of relationship-building. Through candid discussions and humorous banter, John Holmberg and his team provide listeners with a blend of entertainment and thoughtful commentary on real-life issues.

Tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM for more engaging conversations.

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Timestamps Reference

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<a id="time-0835"></a>[08:35]

Transcript

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[Dave]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brett]

What the hell is wrong with you? Time to turn it over to the most moral man in all of Phoenix. We call him Brady. He knows how to fix your problems. He had 36 ribs this weekend. Different types of flavors and everything else. 18 ribs. What was the worst one? We always do that when you judge who was the worst.

[Dave]

I honestly can't remember.

[Brett]

Oh, please.

[Dave]

What was the worst one?

[Brett]

Right. That's the worst.

[Dave]

But I don't know the name of the.

[Brett]

You don't remember who it was.

[Dave]

But there's always a couple out of 18. There's two or three in there.

[Brett]

The whole point. Yeah, the whole point is that somebody's going to suck compared to somebody who's great. That's why you have a judge.

[Dave]

And I think they were trying something. One was. I remember one was just. There was way too much smoke and almost had like fire damage. Just over smoked.

[Brett]

You don't remember who it was?

[Brady]

No, he wouldn't say.

[Brett]

That's a shame. I know. And that's the Funny part.

[Dave]

And I probably. If I did, I probably wouldn't. I mean, once I go to the point personally and maybe say, oh, I think. Because a lot of guys will know, oh, I thought I might have done this. Blah, blah, blah.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you're judging. They entered a contest. Nobody in last place are being mean. So if they stunk, had a bad entry. Who?

[Dave]

I don't know.

[Brett]

Damn it.

[Brady]

You know, one of them, he wouldn't.

[Brett]

Tell, just in case they get good.

[Brady]

Someday and then he can get some free food.

[Brett]

What about the worst? Like, you had to do 18 different things that were not. That had to have killed.

[Dave]

Yeah, the kilt lifter thing. There's this one thing that was. I think it was either deep fried, but it had brisket. I mean, the ingredients sound like it'd be good. It just didn't turn out.

[Brett]

Did you tell them this is poop or.

[Dave]

No, I don't talk to anyone.

[Brett]

Oh, you don't talk to any of the people?

[Dave]

No, they. They drop off the entry, you have a turn. Everyone's got to turn in at a.

[Brett]

Certain time, and you sit there with a fork and a knife and a napkin stuffed in your shirt, just ready to go.

[Dave]

No napkin stuff in the shirt.

[Brett]

Yeah, that would have been a good idea. You do, though. You sit at a table, and they're like, my leaves.

[Dave]

They had this. The globule, whatever it was. But then I think the kilt lifter was in the. Like, a mustard sauce that you dip it into.

[Brett]

Terrible.

[Dave]

It was funky.

[Brett]

Terrible. That's terrible, Brad. And you remember who did that?

[Dave]

No.

[Brett]

What's the point of judging?

[Brady]

Wouldn't tell us anyway. You know that.

[Brett]

What's the point of saying, I want to enter a contest and be judged, and if you come in last place, you don't know.

[Dave]

Got to remain impartialist.

[Brett]

That's the opposite of judging.

[Dave]

I'm saying that the judging. I mean, it would help in these competitions probably, but then that's that, you know, the panel of judges that you get can lean one way or you.

[Brady]

Just want to be a dick.

[Brett]

That's it. That's all. You just don't want to say, yeah, but you're not being a dick. You were being a dick the second you said, I'll judge your food. They're entering the contest to be judged. There's a risk there. You should. You should rat him out.

[Dave]

I'm just looking for the good ones.

[Brett]

Put that down. Goddamn click made me nervous. What would Brady do after he. You know. And that's why he's more moral than us. He won't even. He judges stuff and says, I just. I don't have any opinion. But that's the whole point of judging.

[Brady]

You call this food?

[Dave]

What is this swill?

[Brett]

You know what you are? You should change the name of your restaurant, first of all to Dave's Pile of Barbecue. Because that's what it tastes like. Dave, it's time for Brady to fix your world and judge it. And it's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns over inside Mo Money Pond, 12th street and Indian School. I was just there the other day. Nice little afternoon for me because I went and got my Troy Polamalu autographed jersey, which is glorious. Heading up in the bar. And then of course you can pop into the back there and get in, look at all the guns. And they have that deal going right now. What is it?

[Brady]

They had a huge sale this week. It was just 30% off. Well, I'm, you know Byron's birthday special. He may still hook you up.

[Brett]

If Byron's going to do it. Yep. Extend this.

[Brady]

I'm not saying he will, but give it a shot.

[Brett]

The password is Jabberwockies. And if you say that to Byron, he'll give you 30% off.

[Dave]

What?

[Brett]

Yeah, if he's feeling it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. How about this? You say Jabberwockies and then he reaches into a bowl of cut out words and if he pulls out jabberwockies, 30% off, man.

[Brady]

That's a deal.

[Brett]

There's only 10 words in there. He doesn't even know about this bowl. But I'm making a deal for them going in there and they'll extend the sale for one more day.

[Brady]

Plus I got all the building classes too. The block and the AR classes, which.

[Brett]

Are begun simple right there. 12th street in Indian School, inside Mo Money Pond. Brady. Here we go. This one says, I'm in a nightmare with my husband. He refuses to have sex with me anymore because he found out that my ex boyfriend 15 years ago played for the Phoenix Suns. He's upset because he always thought it was a boyfriend, but just recently found out I was nothing but a booty call for that guy. I was single and I had a couple guys I did that with back then. What's the problem? I was 27 years old. He's furious now. I don't know how to fix this. Why are guys so weird? Hannah. All right, Brett, you don't know which son it was. It could have been Steve Nash.

[Brady]

I'm thinking Sam Cassell.

[Brett]

Oh, my God. If it was Sam Cassell, I'd be mad too. Every right to be angry. And by the way, he'd have known something was up.

[Dave]

He would have known.

[Brett]

I saw Sam in the locker room. Naked.

[Dave]

That's right. From the stories you've told.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You. You aren't wondering if your girl's been with Sam Cassell? You know, it's. That thing was a ceiling fan.

[Dave]

That's one way to look at it. You could say, at least it wasn't Sam Cassell. That's true.

[Brett]

There you go. And why is it such a big deal that she banged a son's player?

[Dave]

You gotta.

[Brett]

So what she got. What she do to fix it, you.

[Dave]

Know, unless you, you know, never have experienced that yourself.

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Dave]

You have our time. Like you didn't do that when you were younger.

[Brett]

Well, it's not her fault. You don't have to have equal histories.

[Dave]

Right, which is the point, I'm saying, you know, that was the past. It's done.

[Brett]

Yeah, and you went nosing around and found out a little more information, knowing you're fragile and you can't handle your wife or girlfriend's past.

[Dave]

If she was going, you know, like the whole time going, ew. Why would someone do that? And then all of a sudden turns around and says, oh, yeah, if she. Yeah, if she's up, you know, it's like calling people out and like, oh.

[Brett]

But she's the one emailing us saying, what's the problem?

[Dave]

Yeah, but she doesn't sound like she was. That.

[Brett]

She never said it was a booty call. He just found that out. They weren't really, like, exclusively dating. She was just taking some sons. D Sunny D.

[Dave]

You got to get over that to me. You're the. You're the winner right now.

[Brett]

Okay? He knows. Well, he.

[Dave]

You're going to soon be the loser.

[Brady]

He's not the.

[Brett]

You're talking to him. He didn't email. She's asking how she fixes it with him.

[Dave]

Yeah, I. I would say I'll tell.

[Brett]

You what it is.

[Dave]

You just move on from that. You talked about it once. Unless he comes back and asks more questions, he's gonna.

[Brady]

He's.

[Dave]

He's fine. You don't have to go into please.

[Brett]

Have his sheets washed details. Have his hood and sheets washed. Because what this is really about is not about the Suns or a booty call or anything else. He knows which one it is he's intimidated by. And he's. And he's. Yeah, he's a bigot. He's being a racist. Well, yeah, he's watched too much Thunder.

[Dave]

Dan and everyone loves thunder.

[Brett]

Well, 15 years ago, thunder Dan was also out of the Pretty much closed out of the league. And yeah, he wasn't really playing much anymore. So yeah, if Thunder Dan got hold of her.

[Brady]

Yeah, but Cassell got in there.

[Brett]

Hannah, email us back and tell us who it was. Fifteen years ago sons was the 201011 team. They were pretty good.

[Brady]

Go old school Steve Nash days.

[Brett]

Nash was just about. Yes.

[Brady]

Jason Kidd.

[Brett]

I don't think he was there. He wasn't there anymore. Jason Kidd was late 90s. Go old school.

[Dave]

You're 27 and I was the nicest man. One of the Van Ards tales.

[Brett]

It was like an old school. The original son the Flying Dutchman was in your was a booty cough. Now we're getting too old. Now it's just creepy. Now the guy's right.

[Brady]

Let's see here. What do we got for the yeah.

[Brett]

The 2000 to go back to 201011 sons roster. And let's see which one Barbosa. He was Leandro got around Earl Clark, Ron Collins. That is a big dude.

[Brady]

Jared Dudley.

[Brett]

Oh, oh.

[Brady]

Dudley Taylor Griffin, Grant Hill, Dwayne Jones. Was it in Lopez, Steve Nash, Jason Richardson, Stoudemire.

[Brett]

This was the year that 2010. This was the team that 2009. 2010 sons where this the Nash baby came. Well, yeah, because Jason Richardson and Barbosa.

[Brady]

Those are the guys on the team.

[Brett]

Yeah. For that. Well, tell us what. Come on. You tell us who it is and we can help you. Otherwise, I think he's just a racist. Right. Unless it's Jared Dudley who's just dopey. You shouldn't be worried about him.

[Brady]

He's got David Duke University in his.

[Brett]

Top four for that. Could be he's like, they're gonna win it all. You can't be upset about that.

[Brady]

Everybody's got a pass. You shouldn't ask questions. You don't want the answers.

[Brett]

Right. And she told you I was dating a son. You weren't dating him. You're just banging him. Okay. Difference.

[Brady]

I wonder if it would matter if he was if he played for the Coyotes.

[Brett]

Guarantee you that's true. You're right. Yep. Wouldn't matter at all. It's the Sun's thing.

[Dave]

He's a racist wnba.

[Brett]

Would it matter? She used to date, you know, I don't know. I don't know any of the players. Way back in the day.

[Brady]

Taurasi.

[Brett]

I mean, he's the only one. Yeah. Cumbers, morning culb, morning sickness 28 kupda.

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[Brett]

Uh, this one says. Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on boner pills? I'm about to turn 60. In the past six months, everything's kind of changed for me. I'm going through reverse Bobby Brady and feels like my body's shutting down. It was Peter Brady by the way.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Tried to initiate sex three times this past week with the wife. Dropped clothes and Jimmy isn't paying attention. It feels. And if it doesn't feel like he's paying attention. I wanted it. Half of me is asleep and half of me is dying for it. We're not an everyday couple or anything, but if we can't go at it now and again, what's the point? Should I get on those things? Shannon Sharp did it. So how bad could it be? Is there one that's better than the others? Help a man? I don't want to die, Rick.

[Brady]

I haven't tried him.

[Brett]

So boner pills.

[Dave]

Use them if you need.

[Brady]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Dave]

So the one thing I would tell him to do is. Check with your doctor first too.

[Brett]

Yeah, for a low blood pressure problem.

[Dave]

Yeah. Because that could create some.

[Brett]

I have a guy I know whose friend had a stroke because he was Drinking and taking those and he had a low blood pressure and it dropped him down to nothing.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Yeah, so be careful. Brady's right.

[Brady]

Or try those royal honeys that all the college kids were doing.

[Brett]

Again, that's honey Circle K medicine. How bad can it be, right?

[Dave]

And it's tasty.

[Brett]

It probably sounds good.

[Brady]

And she'll like it.

[Dave]

It does.

[Brett]

Don't have any shame in that. If you, you know, do you want to get a good of owner? What's wrong with that?

[Brady]

This guy Donovan just said Hannah accidentally told us her husband has a small penis.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's pretty much what kind of happened. This guy says, wouldn't it be great if Hannah was talking about Al McCoy? Shazam.

[Brady]

Oh, you'd be proud of that.

[Brett]

I just bfed your galaxy from downtown. This is. This one's basically like it's what would Brady do? Sorry, Brady, John and Brett. I'm asking you guys too. I'm pretty sure I know what you're going to say here. I recently found out and met a guy in my neighborhood who I recognized as a second string lineman for my favorite NFL team. So like I said, we just briefly talked messaged in our community Facebook page. How do I start a friendship with him? He's kind of famous. He lives a block away from me and he just signed with a new team. So I don't know if he's going to be here for a while and maybe I'm going to end up hating him if he's on the, you know, starts beating my team. How do I not pull a Brady here, but yet still pull a Brady. This is. It's better to ask Brady this than Brett and I because Brady would bother this guy. So you recognize that you've got a celebrity in your neighborhood. Pseudo. Whatever. How do you go about just striking up a friendship with them, not making it look like you're kind of stalking them?

[Dave]

Well, if you know some other neighbors in the neighborhood, you can invite them over for a cookout or something.

[Brett]

You have them. The stranger. You'll do that.

[Dave]

Neighbor, neighborhood, throw down.

[Brett]

You will have. So you have to have somebody that knows that you're having a barbecue. But it's not for them. It's all designed to know this guy. Yeah, you would do that. You have that I gotta get to know you vibe.

[Dave]

Only if they want to, you know, like to get to know some of the people on the street or, you know, that would be the last thing sometimes when you have outings in the like our block every now and then has Activities going on, Halloween, you know, those kind of events. You're seeing the other neighbors.

[Brett]

If you can't really get a friendship there.

[Dave]

But if you're trying to fast track it, you want to, it's like, yeah. The thing that you, I mean you don't want to do is as girls pick this up when the guys are really just too aggressive, Desperate.

[Brett]

Yeah. So don't go banging on his door.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brett]

No friend outside. The only way to meet him is to open wide. Hello, bestie. I watched you on TV this weekend. You're good.

[Dave]

Yeah. The only way you know, if you have mutual referral. So you have, hey, you live on the same block as this guy and one of his friends, but other than.

[Brett]

That, you have to leave alone. You have to use another person to meet the guy you really want to hang out with.

[Dave]

Yeah. So you need a good referral in there saying, hey, this is a good guy.

[Brady]

Would you give a celeb.

[Brett]

Is it though, second string for a football team.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

He didn't even say the Cardinals or anybody. I'm just, you know what if it's meant to be, he's going to wander over into your yard.

[Dave]

Here's what you do.

[Brett]

And I'm talking about Brady.

[Dave]

Get a football, knock on the door, hey, we're doing a pickup game.

[Brett]

You know what you could do?

[Brady]

But it could be a baseball player. It could be a D back.

[Brett]

No, he said football.

[Brady]

Oh, he did?

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

I go outside and start struggling with a football and like, just like it hurts to throw it. Like you're doing everything wrong. And he'll go, maybe I should help out. I just can't. I can't.

[Brady]

Special needs.

[Brett]

Yeah. Oh, do you have a special needs kid in the neighborhood?

[Dave]

Gold.

[Brett]

Grab hold of one of those and wander around in front of the house and throw footballs at it and bounce them off. Yeah. And then they'll come out, go, what are you doing? It's like trying to teach them play football. They're not very good at it. You're going to kill them.

[Dave]

Or if you have a kid in high school or whatever, just put a two man sled in the front yard. And like you're working with your kid on blocking and.

[Brett]

Yeah. And do it wrong.

[Dave]

And like have him and always time it as he's walking the dogs. Someone by the house.

[Brett]

Yeah. Get out there when he's outside, break out the sled and the teenagers that you keep in your basement and then have them, when they hit the sled, have them hit it with their back and Push. Like girls would. And the guy would go, what are you doing? I'm teaching these kids how to block. Like, why their backs turn. All right, here, come here. Like, this guy will help out. I really wanted to meet you anyway. Or, quit being such a dork. Go ask your boyfriend on a date, Twink. No offense, Brady, but no man is dying to meet another man just because they moved in close. No matter if they're celebrities or not. I gotta meet that guy. Tell me that doesn't sound a little gay. But if it's meant to be, it'll happen. Unless you're in Brady's neighborhood, which is never meant to be, but it's going to happen. He just wanders into your house? Dear Brady, a girl I like has no idea why we have such a connection, but it's because I stalk her Instagram. I go. I go way back in her timeline and find out where she was in certain places. And then I casually mentioned that I was at a place that I knew she was at. And I say it was around this time when I knew she was there. And she keeps saying to me, I cannot believe how many times I could have met you. I was never there. I know so many things about her and keep making it look coincidental. So, long story short, we slept together the other night, and she started to say it was kismet and fate. She's a big believer. And I feel bad that almost all of it was just me spying on her public page and making it seem like we were meant to be. I even went so far as to have a T shirt made of her favorite saying. I'm not gonna tell you what it was, but I wore it in front of her and she lost her mind. Am I a jerk or a genius? Bgf, what's her favorite saying? Who has a favorite saying.

[Dave]

And then put it on a shirt?

[Brett]

Yeah, but if she said, do they have that, like, on Instagram or Facebook? Favorite saying. Live, laugh, love one of those deals.

[Brady]

Yeah, like, leave the gun, take the cannoli.

[Brett]

And if that's her, this is my favorite thing ever. And she made that public immediately. You showed up with that on Boner Garage. There it is. Bring her of the laughter and the light. I don't know what a favorite saying is.

[Dave]

You sound a little creepy.

[Brett]

You. Well, it is creepy. He's admitting that.

[Brady]

If he's just trying to get some, then who cares?

[Dave]

He didn't say, you know, there's no relationship. We finally slept together.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And did it.

[Brett]

But he's saying they did It. And he's feeling guilty now that she's kind of like, oh, my God, this is.

[Dave]

She's into it. Isn't that what he wanted?

[Brett]

It worked. Yeah, but I know he's feeling bad.

[Brady]

Well, if it's just a booty call, then just be a man and who cares?

[Brett]

Do you tell her is based? I think he's kind of saying, should I kind of fess up? No, it worked. She put all that information out there.

[Brady]

What you needed. You're done.

[Brett]

You did your research.

[Dave]

I'll write a book or start seminars.

[Brett]

Right. Go back in time. Go. Yeah, I remember. Was it August of 21, when I was in Pittsburgh and I was on the bridge, the Friendship Block Bridge. And I. And I was like, oh, my God, when was that? I don't know, like, the middle of the month. I was there at the same exact time. No kidding. That's crazy.

[Dave]

Turn to chapter nine, where you wear her favorite thing on a shirt, right? This is the closer.

[Brett]

Find out something that motivated her and make a T shirt out of it and casually walk by her wearing that. You're the bringer of light, huh? No, I just really like that phrase. So do I. Chicken lady loves life. Yeah, you're nuts. But it's kind of what Instagram is. You get to peep into somebody else's life because they let you.

[Dave]

They're putting it out there.

[Brett]

And then you start talking about stuff that's, like, you have in common because you make it that way. Maybe you do, maybe you don't, but kind of weird. It is sort of smart.

[Brady]

You got yours, pal.

[Brett]

Don't feel bad. It worked. Remember in. Was it Groundhog Day? When he finally was trying to speed up the process because he'd gone through it so many times? And she goes, how do you know? How do you know all this about me? He's like, I know this, I know this, I know this. And she's like, what, you've been spying on me? Because remember, she didn't know. And it does come across as super duper creepy.

[Dave]

But then he said, I'm coming across creepy. And he got better at it. Figure out.

[Brett]

Yeah, he didn't just hammer away at, like, nailing her because he started to like her. It depends on how you feel about her. She's kind of dumb, by the way. Also, you got yours.

[Brady]

Just bounce.

[Brett]

It depends on how many pictures and stories you've lied about. I remember when I was in Paris. It was July of 18, I think I was in Paris, July of 18. Seems like we are Always in the same city we're supposed to meet, right? That's right.

[Dave]

That'll be one of those things where he work so hard figuring out how to get this and he finally gets in like, yeah, she's crazy.

[Brett]

Well, of course she's crazy. Oh, yeah, she's too stupid to know the dude had a T shirt printed with her face on it. Yeah, she's gotta be hot. That must be pretty good looking.

[Dave]

I hope it works out for you.

[Brett]

I do too. Yeah, like TJ said, unless it's. Or Chris Clarkson lesser favorite her favorite phrases, each and die. Don't make that shirt be kind of neat of her, though. But yeah, ladies, remember that. That you're giving out all that information for a dude to go, I like her Instagram stalk you. And then start picking and pulling parts to go, yeah, this is the thing I like. This is something I like. Like, that's. That's weird.

[Dave]

You know, it's funny how you get to that degree, but you're kind of almost taught that way. How to win a woman over is to take interest in her.

[Brett]

Sure, but take interest in her and let her, like, she has to know. You have done that because what you just said was staring her windows. Yeah, but I'm just taking interest illegally.

[Dave]

I was on your balcony once for hours.

[Brett]

I like to go through your garbage. You love that Oikos. There you go. That's what Brady did. You're all kind of goofed up, but I like it. There it is. Nice job, Brady. You solved all the problems today. I'm proud of you. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dave]

Yes.