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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
04-01-25 - Hot Releases - Love On The Spectrum S3 - Dying For Sex
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John Holmberg
You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories. Come on down to the Ranch House Grill. Comfort food is your next meal. Pork chili verde, chicken fried steak. Ranch House knows you'll think it's great. Are you ready for the best breakfast in Phoenix? Ranch House Grill has been voted best breakfast four years in a row. We're famous for our chicken fried steak, pork chili verde and large portions. Located in the heart of Arcadia. Join us for breakfast or lunch seven days a week, 6am to 2pm We're a family restaurant with a small town atmosphere serving south comfort food for 18 years. Come on down to the Ranch House Grill for the best breakfast in Phoenix at 56th street and Thomas Road. It's John Holmberg here and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug hopkins.com Man, the economic news is topsy turvy. Even people who aren't normally confused by the housing market see things right now that might confuse them. Doug will make you a cash offer for your home as is. No repairs, no inspections, none of that stuff. And he'll back it up with a $5,000 guarantee. Plus, you'll never cancel. You just need to call TVs Doug Hopkins right now. 1-800-Sale- now or start the US online@doug hopkins.com Everybody sitting. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Tuesday's flying by. It's time now already for the hot releases. For crying out loud. Here we are, brought to you by our friends@newacunit.com. my friend Kevin, you might know him from the Sun's name drop, has been going through his process getting an AC unit fixed. And he text me the other day, he said, put in the promo code. Holmberg, right? I'm like, yes, sir. Why? Well, if you like saving another thousand dollars, you can do that. Holmberg. And the promo code. Thousand bucks right there off the top. Whatever the price is, knock a thousand off of it because that's what my name will do on new acunit.com. and while you're there, follow those three easy steps and get that whole thing replaced. They've changed the game on how to do this. And if your AC unit is not ready for summer, you've got a little bit of time left to get that thing done before you get burned. New ac unit.com save thousand, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. we'll start with you. Toledo, what do you got? All right, a little light today, but since it's the start of the month, you'll like this one. John, Season three of Love on the Spectrum. Oh, is it starting today? I believe on Wednesday. Is it the Australian one or the. Oh, man, this show's good. So good. How would you describe your ideal partner? Oh, I'm not sure how much. If we have that much time. A girl who's. Who's very talkative, like me. And a girl who eats nicely, has a very nice big old smile. Witty, charming. I got a weakness for brunettes. Someone who is able to have a back and forth conversation. Polite, respectful. That one's not. He loves the renaissance. There's like 8 billion people in the world. Somebody's gotta be the one for me. Finding you. I love when they make out. I love when they make out. Videos are bad. The makeout sessions on the Love on the Spectrum are so weird. Can feel like an impossible dream. I'll find my prince. I'll find my prince. I'm hoping for sparks. I want her to be a party animal. This series follows people on the. And then the one in Australia is by far the best. Oh, she's back. The crazy one. The crazy sex fiend. She's like some. There's a sex fiend one. She makes good money. She's like some kind of programmer. Yeah, she does cartoons and like animation and stuff and programs computers. And she loves the idea of making out and having sex and stuff. And she goes out with these guys and just blindsides them with how to kiss. And then the one time she's like, this is how you do it. It's like eating a cupcake. And she makes them practice on this cupcake and then when they've got dirty cupcake mouth, she turns and they start doing it to each other. I gotta watch this, man. Oh, this show's so good. Watch the Australian one, okay. And become addicted to the guy named Michael, who is one of the funniest people I've ever watched on tv, whether he knows it or not. Hilarious. That was Hulu or fx? Netflix. Netflix on that one. Yeah, Netflix on that one. So good on Hulu Friday night, Michelle Williams is starring. And this is also on fx, I believe, the night before. So Thursday nights on FX and then on Friday you can get it on Hulu. Dying for Sex is the name of the series starring Michelle Williams as Molly, who receives a diagnosis of stage four metastatic breast cancer. She decides to leave her Husband begins to explore the full breadth and complexity of her sexual desires for the first time in her life. So she's dying and she wants to go out and get. She leaves her husband too. No, Like, I would get close. Like, you know, when it feels like a little sneeze. Like, I don't. I'm not sure. This looks like a WNBA video. Well, you don't like her haircut? I'd like to try that. Yeah. Yeah. So her husband could not please her, but now that she's dying. I haven't done anything with my life. I know it's cheesy, but everybody has a bucket list. I've never even had an orgasm with another person. Good. We have something for your list. Orgasm with another person. That's. That's her goal. Broad show. Enter into dating app. You're immunocompromised. And I'm sure the guy on the other end is like, oh, you just go get whatever it is you need, darling. Right. He's not upset at all. Dude leaves. Dude leaves his wife because he just got diagnosed with cancer. To hose as many broads as possible isn't a love story that women will love, but when it's. When it's reversed. Yeah. A girl leaving her house. He's just not good enough for me. Here you go, girl. Yeah. It's an empowering. But a dude's like, you know what? You've never done it for me. Really, physically, I'm gonna hose as much as I can while I'm dying. And there's no way the writer would ever say that. The woman goes, you go do whatever it is that makes you happy. The Handmaid's Tale season six debuts. It's the final chapter in which June's unyielding spirit and determination pull her back into the fight to take down Gilad. I can't remember how to pronounce that. Lisa watches that show all the time. Meanwhile, Luke and Moir are officially joining the resistance. I don't know what's going on on this show. You've been afraid of them. Pretty good show. Now it's time for them to be afraid of us. We need to hold those terrorist rebels accountable. They need to be reminded who they're dealing with. We can't just let them win. Matey's working on a plan to kill extremist commanders. If you want to fight. Yeah. I don't know what's happening, but I know it's. Everybody loves it. Everybody loves it. Those are for later. And then the big movie out this weekend. I don't think Brady, you're in this wheelhouse anymore. Like I'm not. Minecraft movie is out. Jack Black, Jason Momoa. That's just playing Minecraft and they're live and it's like Jumanji. Yep. Sort of. Yeah. I'm not sure how you get into the world, but wow. Anything you can dream about. Kirby's actually had a little resurgence in it. Like her first friends are playing, they're doing little groups, but they're. They're killing each other. I'm talking life here was perfect until one day flint and steel is just like Jack Black's. Over the top has not. It's just now I don't want to watch it anymore. That's all. I got morning sickness. We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to M and P Guns? The choice is simple, Brett. M and P Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection of ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact, right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off. We have ammo, ink, 9mm hollow points for only $12.99 a box and much more. Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection. That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online at mmpguns.com sickness that Milton guy this morning that emailed you is kicking his right foot straight up in the air right now. Why didn't I think of that whole orgasm thing before I almost off myself? Yeah, before you go, Milton, have as many as you can. I just. I just can't imagine that show gets received the same way if the genders are reversed. Yeah, guy wants to hose broads like crazy instead of just fall in love with his wife all over again. Which is what would be the one that makes money. The other one is probably the truth. All right, Brett, what do you got? All right, I'm light as well, so. But we'll start off with this one. New stuff from Elton John and Belinda Carlisle. What? Oh, who believes in angels? I think they're on Saturday Night Live this weekend together. For real? Yeah. Don't need to laugh so hard. She can sing the phone book though. Don't have to wear a tie. Didn't you do an event with her? Brandi Carlisle. I Went to dinner with. I was thinking Belinda Car. Yeah, I always get her mixed up too. I'm thinking, oh, the girl from the Go Go. Yeah, Never mind. All right. Be age appropriate. Totally mixed. Still don't want to see that. If I lived an easy life I still choose you. Will I fall on the same night? I might have said blind to car too actually. Cuz I get confused. This song better get going. I been there. SK let's wait for. Yeah, skip ahead now. I don't think Elton can do a lot of singing anymore. Oh, he can dance on the bones, though. Yeah, that's right. Yuck. Yuck. Here's Pigs, Pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs. I think one more pig too. This stitches. Pigs, pigs, pigs, six pigs, seven Pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs. From their album Death. Hilarious. Don't have to do it. But you wanted to. I'll wait for you to bring a clue. I don't mind this. All right. Suffocating. From the speaker. Sell me. Don't look like it's like kind of remedial Motorhead. It's like stoner rock. It's a tr. It's definitely stoner rock. All right, seven Pigs. This is Mama. Since we've been talking about it. This is called Bottle Blonde. All right. A bunch of girls. So far it's just ladies sucking on milkshakes together. Toledo was listening to this in a hard two months. Do I blame it all? Good looking. Sounds very 90s. I would have played that at the Zone for sure. All right, how about the Water Boys? This one's called Dennis Hopper. I remember that name. Dennis Hopper. Black Crows. All right. Yeah, it's gay. Black Frozen. Too gay for Dennis Hopper. Don't. All right, how about LA Guns? Oh, which one? The Tracy Guns one or the. I think so. Yeah. From their latest single. And the winner is Mark St. Pierre. Enjoy this once in a lifetime opportunity. LA Guns saw them with Cinderella or what's his name. Yeah, that's Tracy Guns there. They were terrible. The Tracy Guns Vers. Yeah, just live. They just sounded awful. I don't know if it was their fault of the sound, but when the Cinderella guys came on after, it was drastically different. It's one thing to keep the sound, but the look of the 80s. Tracy looks okay. This lead singer. That's terrible. And that brings us to N Word or F Word. The game that is sweeping the Nation. And today, NWA 100 miles and running. Toledo won last week. Yeah. Hard N Word. Okay. Damn it. Ready? I'll go F Word. I'm gonna go mf. Okay. Good luck. You don't really think you're gonna get away. We haven't spotted, so we're in the immediate vicinity. 100 miles is running. MC Rena, hold the gun. And you want me to kill my. Yes. MF is the win. MC Ren dropping the MF for me. Yes. Finally. Go. It's been a few weeks since I got on top of that game. I got excited on that one, started building. Well, it's the name of the band. So you're kind of like. You always want to lean that way, but it's just too obvious. Certain times you wouldn't tell me otherwise. All right, there you go. Brought to you by our friends@newac.unit.com. those are your hot releases. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. use Holmberg in the promo code. Drop another thousand bucks off that price. It's 98 Holmberg's Morning Sickness. 28K U PD Bloomberg's Morning Sickness. I always say, achoo. At the end of that song, just make it a sneeze. Bless you, offspring. Before we get into the entertainment drill, which is coming up in just seconds. Already got an email back from Milt, our nearly suicidal listener this morning. Now he's got one leg cancer. That's a good thing. He said all in fun this morning. Had a great time. In a way, you were right. I'm paraphrasing. I wasn't about to do it. That's why I kind of tuned into you guys. He said he was gonna off himself because he's had so many bad things happen last year. And then last week's hilarity saved his life. This show saved lives. Let him think that. No, I believe it does. Okay, good, because it did. And then he said, but again, if you're. If the combination of. I'm either gonna kill myself or listen to the Guadalupe Squares, I don't think we're. Oh, always go Guadalupe. Well, sure, it's 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think we were that close. Pulling the trigger. One last Guadalupe Squares is nobody's end game. And I'll tell you what, next time Milt, you're feeling that way, we'll let you play the squares. How about that? Even better. Get you on there. You're opening up the floodgates. Now everybody's. Hey, man. Well, no, but that. That saves us on tickets, cuz I'll be like, here, you've won tickets at you fest. Like I'm not gonna be around for that. This was my last one. Okay, got an entertainment drill coming up in just moments. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.