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Dick Toledo
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Dick Toledo
You thought that was funny?
Host 2
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Got an email. I'm gonna read this. I got no problem with this email except for one thing and I'll tell you what it is at the end. Lady named Barbara says my comment is regarding the conversation by the DJs this morning and that was yesterday. She's talking about. The conversation was about AI generated women online. I found it misogynistic and insulting to all women. They're AI women. You can talk any way you want about them.
Host 1
Welcome to the show.
Dick Toledo
Pretty much.
Host 2
Hold on. I think they covered all body types of women in the absolute cringeworthy conversation. I believe part of the conversation was about an AI generated nun and wanting to see her nude. Now hold on a second. Before you blame me, that's on the Internet. Yeah, that's already. And it's a sexy nun.
Host 3
That is Profile.
Host 2
Profile. Yeah, that. The whole design of the Thing is that you see her naked. Yeah. Really? Unbelievable. I'm new to Phoenix and I've been trying to find a station to listen to in the morning, and this one will definitely not be it. My husband was in the vehicle with me and also thought the conversation was awful.
Dick Toledo
No, he didn't.
Host 2
No, he didn't. Sorry.
Host 3
We're sorry about that.
Host 2
There's that hot nun again. Yep. Please do better, Barbara. Well, Barbara, here's my advice to you. You already said you're not gonna listen, so off fine with that. Second you're new to the city. We've been here for 24 years. You don't come traipsing into somebody else's house and start decorating. Shut your mouth, mind what you like and zip it. We weren't talking about banging real nuns. That's wrong. AI. Nuns that present themselves with low cut cleavage?
Host 4
Game on.
Host 2
Came on.
Host 5
Nobody's getting hurt.
Host 2
And guess what your husband did on his Google after you got out of the car? AI hot. None. Check his history.
Host 3
Oh, how comfortable was that ride?
Host 2
Oh, rough. They're terrible.
Host 3
Don't you agree, honey?
Host 2
They're disgusting. Yuck. I can't believe guys talk like that. Not in my circles. In fact, I'm gonna look at this and I might write a. You should write a stern letter to them.
Host 3
You know what, honey? I'm gonna listen more.
Host 2
Yeah, just. Just make sure. Listen to how terrible these gentlemen look. You're new in town. Shh. You're not allowed to talk about the stuff that's been here for a long time.
Host 5
I've lived here for four months, and I think calling it Camelback Mountains, insulting to the Middle East.
Host 2
Well, we're not changing it for you, newbie. Yeah, this is why I hate when people move here. California. They bring their ideas and they start throwing their elbows around like they have a say. You don't have a say. You're new. You can't even, like, go to college for a discount for, like, eight months. Like, you can't. You're not a citizen yet.
Dick Toledo
Laurel and Hardy to you.
Host 2
Right? So no new people can come in.
Host 3
You know Tony and Dill Pickle. I love them, don't you?
Host 2
Well, they're nothing like what I used to listen to. Floor wax and light switch. So what? There's the Internet. Listen to your favorite show back home. Don't come into a new town and tell us to do better. I'll tell you to shut up. This guy says Barbara can go sit and spin on it. The website XNX actually has An AI P Word category. Maybe she should check that out. Yeah, just. And your husband is. You know, he doesn't agree with you. He was having fun. I found it disgusting. Talking about critically hot, phony women that'll do anything you want. It makes every man in the world sick. Imagine, honey, a woman who doesn't exist, that has no feelings or real emotions, that you can treat however you want, is willing to get naked at the drop of a head. Roach. Repulsive. No man wants that. What we want is conversations about things you don't like. Stuff you want to complain.
Host 3
Long commutes in the morning.
Host 2
Long commutes with my wife so I can listen to her complain about things she doesn't like in the new city we've moved to. You should write them a letter, honey. Throw your weight around, which I'm sure is ample. I called her frat.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, she ain't listening.
Host 2
Yeah. This guy says she lives by the adage I hate. I want you to be the change in the world I want to live in. I'm not gonna do anything about it. Yeah, go find another morning show that's good for you. And Steve says, go tell that C word to go back to California. I'm not gonna go that far. I'll just read when you say it. Yeah. AI women. You're right. You're gonna put a stop to that. Barbara, how can you be misogynistic towards something that isn't real? I talked about men, too. And how the boobs on the. She was mad.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, we said, there's AI men out there.
Host 2
That's why I said that if you notice the AI ladies, none of them are A cups. And then I said, and I'm sure if they do AI men, you're not gonna get a five incher. Yeah, she wasn't upset about that.
Host 5
I will not be listening.
Host 2
Okay, well, stop typing then and start hitting buttons on your radio. Leave me alone. Don't hassle me.
Host 5
I'm local.
Dick Toledo
For context. Here we go.
Host 2
Huh? Yeah, there's some AI Guys, and it turns alien mighty quick. That guy's gorgeous. Jesus. He's everything I never will be. Redheaded dudes, bearded guys. Oh, Katie, KB's all over this. Jeff says anyone that uses the phrase do better can immediately go off. Yeah, I agree with that completely. So for Rock wars today, let's have a song to welcome Barbara to Phoenix. Look at Freddie just rolled his eyes.
Host 5
We're gonna get more letters.
Host 2
And good Matt, there's too long to tolerate the barbers of the world. You don't like it, move on. Jonathan says, I've never known a woman named Barbara who isn't mean. I have. I've known a couple of fun barbers. Yeah, he said, doesn't he she know the history of barbers on this radio station? The last barber that complained had to apologize to you after she sent the email. Because her husband. Remember that, Barbara? I still have her voicemail. That's right.
Larry McFeely
She was winning.
Host 2
Oh, yeah, she. Yeah, she was winning because I paid attention to her. But then she called and said, please stop, you're ruining my life. You're the one who started it. This one says, what kind of man rides to work with his wife? That's fair. Well, there's some context for the possible winner of rockwors.
Host 5
Get in the car, David. We're going to search for a show that I like. And if I like it, you like it. Yes, honey, I'm dropping myself off first and then you can walk to your office.
Host 2
Of course, honey. That's the way it should be.
Host 3
I talked to Stedman today.
Host 5
Quiet. Speak when you're spoken to. David. Barbara's got the comm. Now let's flip around these local stations of our brand new burg and see exactly what we're listening for. Rock and roll. Yes, Station one. I've heard things about this. Evidently their morning show's been here for a bit.
Host 2
And the AI girl has huge cans. And even they got a nun that's got one on there. I'd like to see that nun naked.
Host 5
Unacceptable. I'll be penning a letter because that's what fun people do.
Host 3
We've got shopping to do.
Host 2
Honey, you should always write letters. I know that. Society loves people who write letters and complain about things. It's fantastic. That's proof you're the most fun person in the city. We should throw parties. Everyone will come.
Host 5
You said come. I told you. I hate that word.
Host 2
Right, because you never do it right. I understand. Because your body fights those. That broad is probably the reason they had to move in the first place. Poor bastard. You know what? F him. He made that choice. Take it easy on that broad. You are misogynistic. And she's probably on the rag. Oh, boy. I think that's fun.
Host 5
A sternly written note to the management of the station that employs the man who has the nerve to insult AI created women.
Host 2
How's that letter coming, honey?
Host 5
Great. My 15th one of the day.
Host 3
Could I have my spine back?
Host 2
Never.
Host 5
Spine is mine. You see my T shirt? The spine is mine.
Host 2
Can I read the Letter first. Sure.
Host 5
For grammatical errors. You're not changing a thing about it.
Host 2
Yeah. So thanks. Welcome to this town. Glad to have you, Barbara.
Host 5
I didn't like it. So it must change. 24 years on the air. They're nothing but filth.
Host 2
You're right. It's been working, though.
Host 3
Keep writing.
Host 2
Come to your house and start telling me how you did everything wrong.
Host 5
I just got here.
Host 2
Yeah, you're doing it wrong. What? Dumb. So we'll have a. What a bunch of hot AI guys.
Dick Toledo
What Gemini thinks is an average man.
Host 2
These dudes are Adonis, not average. Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Supposed to be the same guy.
Host 2
I think he can wear anything. There isn't anything that looks bad on that man. Is it bad that I want to see his cans as much as the nuns?
Dick Toledo
Right.
Host 2
Hey, Barbara.
Dick Toledo
I want to be better at the hands.
Host 2
I want to see that fake nun naked and performing on me. Lamb of AI God. Barbara.
Dick Toledo
You wouldn't look away if this AI generated image was naked.
Host 2
Exactly. She's got her Vaseline bottle. Looks like a. Like a pool cue thing.
Host 1
Chalk up.
Host 2
She's chalking up and rubbing away. She's peeling the bottom.
Host 5
I've got more rubbing to do.
Host 2
Relax, lady, or you're gonna get the treatment the last Barb got. I'm being nice because I have your last name. Knock it off. Listen to ChatGPT over here. They're good fun. Keep it in the family. All right. That's what we'll do. 585-9800 if you have a suggestion to welcome our new listener, Barb to kupd, a song to welcome all new people that complain about things the first day they get here. What a fun person. And you can help us out also at holmberg@98kuppd.com or text 97936 Rock wars for our newest friend. Next morning sickness.
Larry McFeely
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Host 4
All right, HMS Podcast. Time again to let you know where to Go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feltface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and Tempe impro Holmberg's morning sickness.
Host 2
It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known as Rock Wars. Much to Brady chagrin. That face told the story. Barbara. The newbie firing over that. She'd like this show to change. She just moved here. Didn't like what she heard about AI ladies.
Host 5
Can't believe they were talking about AI Women that way do better.
Host 2
That's right, honey. You tell him. Well, I take my flaccid penis into the bathroom and bang it into the stall door.
Host 5
Bastards. They're nothing like Speed coat and glassware. That was my favorite show back in Des Moines.
Host 2
So, a song welcoming our new friend into town.
Host 5
I'm new in town. I don't like certain things. I'm going to get them changed. Even though they've been here forever. Dear Phoenix, Alice Cooper is ugly.
Host 2
You're not wrong about that, Barbara. It is Rock Wars. And it's brought to you by. Of course it's brought to you by friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000American. No credit needed and top dollar paid. The entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com. 12th Street. An Indian school. A song. A tribute to our new friend Barbara, who just moved here and wants us to change. Brady, I'll let you go first.
Host 3
All right. I kept my simple clean. Letting Ivan from Five Finger Death Hunch take care of this. Walk away.
Host 2
I apologize for the cool things that I did, but I don't.
Host 3
Cruel things to you. I don't regret it.
Host 5
Walk away.
Host 2
Don't care. Don't care. I said what I said. You didn't like it, you go ahead. Make it easy on yourself. That's pretty good. I like that. Very well done. Walk away. Barbara. Let's just drop the a babar using.
Host 1
A whole fist there, doc.
Host 2
All right. What do you got there, kid? All right.
Host 1
You know, what was her husband's name? Robert or something like that.
Host 2
I don't remember.
Host 1
Yeah, whatever. I mean, you know, her husband. I don't Know if he's a big rock fan or anything like that. I think they just kind of stumbled across us. I think he's more of a hip hop fan. So I'm. I'm pretty much going with his theme song. Riding in the car every goddamn day with her ludicrous move, get out the way.
Host 2
Move back. Yes. When he said, honey, I'm moving to Phoenix, he. He was. He didn't expect it to come with. Like he was leaving. He would. You showed up. Out the way, get out the way. Get out the way.
Host 3
That's his inner thoughts.
Host 2
Yeah. This is what he's thinking the whole time.
Host 1
Every damn day of his life.
Host 2
Pounding on that keyboard.
Host 1
That's him screaming, you hit a crowd.
Host 4
Stop that.
Host 2
That's in his head. His inner dialogue. I like that one a lot. I'm going to take a tender approach, boys. You. Yeah. Wow. Cuz all she says to me is fun. That's all I hear. Letter writing fun. Been here for a couple days. Didn't like something. Hooks that computer up before she even unpacks her bedroom.
Host 5
I write a letter.
Host 2
You know, we're not the first letter she's ever written.
Host 5
Be better.
Dick Toledo
You don't just like all of a.
Host 2
Sudden start writing letters.
Host 5
Be better.
Host 3
Do better.
Host 5
Cringeworthy. These are keywords I use in my letters.
Host 1
She's got a form letter. She just inserts names here.
Host 2
Yeah, it's AI.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, it's AI Signaling.
Host 2
Include the cringeworthy in the do better. Where there is sunrise, there is Barbara. Only Barbara glows this way. Where there is laughter, there is Barbara. Where there is sunrise, there is Barbara. It's irony. Barbara only Barbara. It's the first time anybody's ever played a love song to her.
Host 5
Frank Sinatra was a misogynist. He was a womanizer.
Host 2
Oh, I thought I was being sweet.
Host 5
I'm gonna write a letter to Sinatra.
Host 2
Stan.
Host 3
Where there is laughter.
Host 2
There is Barbara. Always Barbara. Here's the part she's gonna get mad at.
Host 3
Warm and gay.
Host 2
Warm and gay. Uh oh. And when there's. She's the song Sinatra said it best.
Host 3
It's a new Sinatra song.
Host 2
The most ironic way possible. The song is called Barbara. And where there is laughter, there is Barbara. Unfortunately, it's at her. And usually it's by a doctor. Scale. We're gonna have to use the bigger scale. You come over here. That's for people. John Gordon, we're late. You go first. Who's gonna win today for our tribute to our new listener, Barbara, who wants us to change after 24 years.
Host 3
Go do this again. Yeah, well, nobody picked a song I would have chose, so.
Host 2
Which was yours?
Host 3
Good song by Cinderella called if you don't like it, I don't care.
Host 2
No, that's. Yeah, that's true. But you said, good song by Cinderella, so that threw us. See, I knew.
Host 3
I knew. I knew nobody would pick that, but we got to go with Gretzky this week.
Host 2
Oh, wow. Move, bitch.
Host 3
He's off the.
Host 2
Yeah, and just to calm yourself, I have a feeling her husband has to do that every once in a while.
Host 5
I've penned another letter to someone that made me mad today.
Host 1
Oh, Christ.
Host 2
Where there's laughter, there's Barbara. He does it all day.
Host 1
Or he's singing the theme from mash.
Host 2
Yeah. Suicide is painless.
Host 5
Why do I sing MASH when I talk about my letters?
Host 1
A big Hot Lips fan.
Host 3
Think you hear choppers now.
Host 2
Just remember. Yeah, he's got the helicopter in his head. Incoming wounded. Barbara. I don't understand why Barbara's so upset at everybody.
Host 1
I wish it was me coming in on those choppers.
Host 2
Choppered me away. Can I get on that flight that takes Henry out of here? I believe it crashes in the China Sea. Thanks, Barbara. All right, that's yours. Move. Gotta do a commercial first. Do the spots. We'll come back. Move, Bitch will start Larry's show. All right. Congratulations, Brett. There you go. Thank you. Our theme song for our new listener. Happy to have you welcome here from whatever communist state you moved from and thought you could change the world. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Host 4
All right, HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feldface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stan Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com from.
Dick Toledo
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: April 2, 2025 Title: Emailer Barbara Complains About Our Misogyny Over Our AI Woman Comments From Yesterday's Show - Rock Wars - Song For Barbara The Complainer
In the April 2, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS) on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his team engage in a spirited and often contentious discussion sparked by an email from a listener named Barbara. Barbara voiced her concerns regarding perceived misogyny in the show's previous discussions about AI-generated women. The episode delves into the hosts' responses to Barbara's complaints, blending humor, satire, and sharp commentary, culminating in a segment known as "Rock Wars," where a song is dedicated to Barbara.
The episode kicks off with an email from Barbara, a new resident in Phoenix, expressing her dissatisfaction with the show's conversation about AI-generated women. She felt that the discussion was misogynistic and offensive to all women, particularly objectifying AI nuns.
Barbara's Email Excerpt:
"She's talking about the conversation by the DJs this morning and that was yesterday. She's talking about AI generated women online. I found it misogynistic and insulting to all women."
(Timestamp: 01:16)
John Holmberg and his co-hosts react to Barbara's email with a mix of mockery and dismissiveness. They criticize Barbara for being new to the city and suggest she should refrain from imposing her views on the established listeners and staff.
John Holmberg:
"Please do better, Barbara."
(03:01)
Co-Host 2:
"We weren't talking about banging real nuns. That's wrong. AI nuns that present themselves with low cut cleavage?"
(02:28)
The hosts further ridicule Barbara by mocking the concept of AI women, emphasizing their artificiality and lack of real emotions or feelings. They argue that such discussions make "every man in the world sick" and dismiss the validity of her concerns.
The dismissive tone continues as they accuse Barbara of overstepping her boundaries as a newcomer and suggest she should find another morning show that aligns with her views.
Transitioning to the "Rock Wars" segment, the hosts channel their frustration into creating a satirical and biting tribute song for Barbara. The lyrics are laced with sarcasm and mockery, highlighting their disdain for her complaints.
Song Excerpt:
"You're new in town. I don't like certain things. I'm going to get them changed. Even though they've been here forever."
(14:46)
The song continues with jabs at Barbara's attempts to influence the show's content, portraying her as an unwelcome disruptor.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, often interjecting with humorous exchanges that underscore their irritation with Barbara's email while maintaining an entertaining atmosphere for listeners.
Host 5 (Barbara's Voice):
"I will not be listening."
(06:26)
John Holmberg:
"Well, stop typing then and start hitting buttons on your radio. Leave me alone."
(06:28)
This dynamic showcases the hosts' ability to handle criticism with humor, albeit in a confrontational manner, reinforcing the show's edgy and unfiltered reputation.
Despite the contentious exchange, the episode reflects HMS's commitment to involving its audience through emails and interactive segments like Rock Wars. The hosts encourage listeners to submit their songs and suggestions, fostering a sense of community engagement even amidst disagreements.
Call to Action:
"585-9800 if you have a suggestion to welcome our new listener, Barb to kupd, a song to welcome all new people that complain about things the first day they get here."
(12:40)
The April 2 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplifies the show's bold and unapologetic approach to discussing controversial topics. By addressing Barbara's complaints with humor and satire, the hosts reinforce their stance against perceived censorship and advocate for free expression, even in the face of criticism. The inclusion of "Rock Wars" adds a creative and entertaining dimension, allowing listeners to engage with the show's playful antagonism. Overall, the episode underscores HMS's commitment to challenging its audience while maintaining an entertaining and provoking dialogue.
John Holmberg:
"AI women... is repulsive. No man wants that."
(04:22)
Co-Host 2:
"You should write a stern letter to them."
(03:17)
Host 5:
"I'm going to write a letter to Sinatra."
(18:20)
John Holmberg:
"Where there is laughter, there is Barbara."
(18:37)
This episode highlights the show's edgy humor and willingness to engage in heated debates, positioning Holmberg's Morning Sickness as a provocative and entertaining morning staple for its Arizona audience.