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Summary

Detailed Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" Episode (April 2, 2025)

Published on April 2, 2025

1. Opening Remarks and Val Kilmer’s Passing ([02:18] - [04:50])

The episode begins with host John Holmberg addressing the recent news of Val Kilmer’s passing. Holmberg expresses his longstanding disdain for Kilmer’s portrayal of Jim Morrison in the movie The Doors.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg ([02:30]): "I've always had a problem with Val Kilmer because of that goddamn Doors movie, revitalizing that terrible band for about seven years."

Co-host Brady Bogen and Frank Vesely join the conversation, amplifying the negative sentiments towards both Kilmer’s performance and The Doors’ music. They discuss their irritation with Jim Morrison’s character portrayal and the lasting impact of the film on their perception of the band.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([04:26]): "I can't blame Val Kilmer so much for that. He did play the character perfectly. Because midway through the movie I'm like, I can't stand this guy."

2. Unconventional Marriage Therapy Discussion ([04:48] - [27:38])

The hosts delve into an unconventional marriage therapy method being practiced in the UK, where men are encouraged to date other men to rekindle relationships with their wives. They explore the psychological dynamics and potential outcomes of such therapies.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([19:00]): "Have your wife go out with someone else... It was almost sinister in a way, to have some guys go, I need you to go out with her."

The discussion includes anecdotes about men who have undergone this therapy, highlighting both successful reignition of marital bonds and instances where it exacerbated existing tensions.

3. Listener Interaction: Barbara’s Critique and Hosts’ Response ([27:38] - [175:22])

A significant portion of the episode focuses on a listener named Barbara who criticizes the show for misogynistic content, specifically regarding conversations about AI-generated women. Barbara’s email underscores her discomfort and derogation of the show's direction.

Notable Quote:

• Barbara ([Timestamp Unspecified]): "I found it misogynistic and insulting to all women."

The hosts respond dismissively, with Brady Bogen mockingly questioning Barbara’s concerns and reinforcing their stance on current show content.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([154:23]): "Barbara, how can you be misogynistic towards something that isn't real?"

The exchange evolves into a humorous and sarcastic back-and-forth, with the hosts belittling Barbara’s complaints and further entrenching their irreverent approach to listener feedback.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([165:05]): "She's got her Vaseline bottle. Looks like a. Like a pool cue thing."

4. Random Anecdotes and Comedic Stories ([28:46] - [145:00])

Throughout the episode, the hosts share a variety of fictional and exaggerated stories, including:

• A tale about a 95-year-old woman with dementia who was tased by police, leading to unintended fatal consequences.
• Discussions about errand-running mishaps, such as Corey’s failed DoorDash attempts to fetch specific items.
• Humorous banter about AI-generated nuns and their inappropriate portrayals.

These segments are marked by a blend of dark humor and satire, reflecting the show's edgy and unfiltered tone.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([60:55]): "That would be the worst. Come home and she's looking at you like, oh, I thought you were dead."

5. Sports Commentary: Criticism of the Phoenix Suns ([145:00] - [173:15])

A prominent theme in the episode is the hosts' vehement criticism of the Phoenix Suns basketball team. Brady Bogen voices strong frustrations over the team's poor performance, management decisions, and overall direction.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([147:41]): "I hope everyone on the team is fired from head coach, general manager, all the assistant coaches."

He announces plans to give away season tickets in protest, expressing disillusionment with the team's high payroll juxtaposed against their lackluster results.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen ([148:16]): "It's a $408 million a year embarrassment and everyone needs to go."

The conversation includes detailed grievances about specific players, coaching staff, and the overall management, underscoring a deep-seated disappointment with the Suns' performance.

6. Final Remarks and Audience Engagement ([175:22] - [189:08])

As the episode progresses towards its end, the hosts continue their playful yet abrasive interactions, focusing on listener-driven segments and ongoing jokes about Barbara. They touch upon various pop culture references, including criticism of John Wick and other media.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg ([170:52]): "She's got a form letter. She just inserts names here."

The episode concludes with announcements about upcoming comedy events in Arizona, maintaining the show's commitment to local entertainment while preserving their characteristic irreverence.

Notable Quote:

• Brett Vesely ([189:08]): "All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week."

Overall Tone and Insights

The episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" is marked by its unapologetically blunt and humorous discourse, often veering into politically incorrect territory. The hosts leverage sarcasm and satire to discuss a range of topics, from pop culture critiques to unconventional relationship therapies. Listener interactions, particularly Barbara's critiques, serve as focal points for the hosts to reinforce their edgy brand, often dismissing and mocking feedback rather than engaging constructively.

The persistent criticism of The Doors and the Phoenix Suns encapsulates the show's inclination towards controversial opinions, aiming to entertain by challenging mainstream perspectives. The blend of humor, sarcasm, and candid conversations caters to an audience that appreciates unfiltered and bold content.

Notable Unsupported Claims

• The episode contains exaggerated stories and fictional anecdotes that serve comedic purposes but lack factual accuracy, such as the tale of a 95-year-old woman being tased to death.

Conclusion

This episode exemplifies "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona's" commitment to provocative and humorous discussions, bolstered by a dynamic interplay among hosts and their interactions with listeners. By addressing controversial topics and embracing a no-holds-barred communication style, the show continues to cater to an audience seeking bold and entertaining morning radio.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

All right, HMS Podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for Tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com It's John Holmberg here.

[Brady]

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[Lisa]

Now you thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It's 5:45 this. It's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. And news of Val Kilmer's passing last night kind of swept across everybody. And, you know, he's been sick for a long time. And it makes you realize, you know, all those movies he was in and stuff like that. I've always had a problem with Val Kilmer because of that goddamn Doors movie, revitalizing that terrible band for about seven years. I thought we were dead and done with the Doors. I hated him as a kid. I hate. I always thought they were dopey when I was young. I didn't realize how much I hated them till I saw the movie. Then I realized how much I hated Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison as that drunken second grade poet. And then, then they. Then they start showing up on the radio and their songs come back for a little while and, oh, that movie. Only good part of that movie is Meg Ryan blowing him in the elevator. Remember that or no, it was in the recording studio. Yeah, in the studio, in the booth. That was great. And she looked great. That was like. Meg Ryan looked amazing. But yeah, Val Kilmer, she's still. She's still kicking. Is he still alive, Frank? You know what's great if that's true, Brady? That he realized how bad his poetry and his music are and he didn't give us one more ounce of his gift after he faked his death. And I can't say thank you enough, Jim. If you're listening and you are still alive on. On dead Celebrity island, thank you for quitting and never ever wrecking our ears with another Doors poem again.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, look how many Tupac made after he died.

[Brady]

Oh, so many. Come on, baby, come on. Oh, you rhymed fire with fire. What a unique individual.

[Frank]

Sleep all night in my soul kitchen yeah.

[Brady]

Wow. It's second grade poetry. He rhymes sky with pie with high. Any second grader with a drug addiction could have done exactly what Jim Morrison did. But I don't blame Val Kilmer so much for that. He did play the character perfectly. Because midway through the movie I'm like, I can't stand this guy. And that means Val Kilmer did a great job.

[John Holmberg]

It's Oscar worthy right there.

[Brady]

Just to pull it off, to make people stay in that theater and just go, my God, two and a half hours of this jackassery making me just hate Jim Morrison more than the. I say it proudly, the most overrated rock band in the history of music. No question. They are top one one A. And then. You know what's worse is number two is the. The other knobs in that band torn around without them playing their Moogs, their stupid piano. And they're. They're miserable.

[Frank]

You have no idea, man.

[Brady]

I do have an idea. Ray Manzarek is a. Ray Manzarek is a good musician. Enough already. People are still. When. You'll see. Nobody could be that drunk and high that much.

[Frank]

They go through to the other side.

[Brady]

Terrible. It just. And I think just them saying, what a poet. Like, it's just so basic. I just don't like the Doors. But Val Kilmer, to his credit, made me hate Val Kilmer for a little while because he was so convincing as the insanely hateable Jim Morrison. And I. You know, people go and decorate Jim Morrison's grave. I'd go. I'd decorate it. All right.

[Frank]

Paris, you're talking about.

[Brady]

I'd fly over there and decorate that thing.

[John Holmberg]

He's not there, so it doesn't matter.

[Brady]

That's right. He's out not giving us his music, which I couldn't. Again, that's. If that's. That's the only time I hope that that dead Celebrity island is true. Is that Jim Morrison just said, I decided a long time ago not to do any more music. I'm like, thank you so much. Are you still drunk? Oh, I'm drunk. I'm always drunk. That movie. He's not sober once.

[Frank]

I have a Whittle now no.

[Brady]

1. Everybody that loved Jim Morrison and like, man, what a. You wouldn't spend five minutes with that asshole. Constantly at the peak of drunkenness. I don't know anybody who drank as much as he supposedly did that still got college girl drunk every time he had a sip. If the movie's any sort of, like, spotlight on this guy, he couldn't handle his alcohol or his drugs. Getting on the roof. Oh, Christ, the Lizard King's up there again. We're in trouble.

[Frank]

And his bandmates not showing up for.

[Brady]

Think about it in terms of practice. Dick never showed up to work on time. Standing on rooftops, shouting at people that he's the Lizard King. He. He pissed us all off. If they ever Make a movie about Kurt Cobain. Same thing that one documentary about Curtain, that horrible wife of his, Courtney made. You just go, might be the worst guy I've ever seen in my life. He's on heroin, holding a baby. This is. This isn't art. This isn't his darkness, his depth. This is just an. On heroin, holding a baby.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she was a C too, though.

[Brady]

Oh, she was horrible too. Yeah. If they ever make the movie about Kurt Cobain and they do it as well as they did the Doors, you're going to hate Kurt Cobain too.

[John Holmberg]

That's the crazy part. They kept mentioning that movie over like everything else he's done.

[Brady]

I mean, like Doors.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, Doc Holiday in. In Tombstone.

[Brady]

I mean, Top Gun.

[John Holmberg]

Amazing.

[Brady]

Well, even as the.

[Frank]

Evidently, yeah. They credit that movie, the Doors one, and might have been Tombstone, the one that just pay. Propelled his.

[Brady]

Oh, it was huge. Yeah, but everybody does, you know. Real genius.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

A few of those others in there. I do believe he was in Top Secret. Top Secret. That's what I was trying to think of. Top Secret was actually not unfunny. It was a little over the top. Was that the Zucker's? Is that the same guys that did Airplane? Yeah, yeah. It was close to being in that category, but it just missed too often. Yeah.

[Frank]

The Saint.

[Brady]

The Saint was horrible. I forgot about that. Saint was a horrible movie.

[Frank]

Elizabeth Shoe.

[Brady]

Yeah, I went and saw that because of Elizabeth Shoes. I thought she was beautiful. And I'm like, this is a terrible movie. That was a bad one.

[Frank]

He did some close up redo. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

[Brady]

One of my favorites. Something that made me relate to that so much and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Him and Robert Downey Jr. Would sit and point people out all the time. The same way I do with friends was like, look over at that. That guy over there. Which one? The one said standing next to Indian Don Cheadle. Like the. When you point out people everyone knows and then change their gender or something. It's just we had one yesterday with Neanderthal and someone we work with and we comboed them together and made a whole new person out of it. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's great. People forget he was Batman.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he was like the forget. Well, not forgettable Batman, but I mean, he was.

[Frank]

Yeah, that was in a big time, that Batman. The resurgence and having the big stars. He was. Well, he'll make the cut number two.

[Brady]

Yeah. Michael Keaton was Batman. And then they did the Val Kilmer one and you're like, maybe Michael Keaton was great at Batman because this one wasn't very good. And then Clooney ruined it. And then an Affleck, too. I don't know what the hell that thing was. Christian Bale was great.

[Frank]

Yeah, he was Mad Martigan. What's that in Willow?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. Wow. Anyway, Val Kilmer. Val Kilmer's up there, probably going, oh, Jim Morrison, how are you? Good to see you. You've changed my career. And he's like, I'm on a cloud owned by sky high Tri Pie. Oh, you're a great poet. You can rhyme three letter words like crazy. Morrison is. Oh, nothing worse. We were at that Dodgers spring training game, and my friend Craig's with me, and he goes, I don't hate them like you do because they're playing a door song on the way out. And I'm like, oh, cringe. And he said, I don't hate him like you do. But I do agree that they're a little bit amplified. And I'm like, top of the list.

[John Holmberg]

I put the Grateful Dead above them.

[Brady]

Grateful Dead is awful, but I think they're intentionally awful. I think they're designed to only target one type of person. And I think the Doors have they. And nobody ever looks at the Grateful Dead outside of Dead.

[Frank]

That's just a jam session.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're a jam. Terrible. I agree. I look, they're up there. No question that they're. They're a top five room. Like, how the hell did this happen?

[John Holmberg]

Fish.

[Brady]

Fish shouldn't be anything. They've never had a song that mattered.

[Frank]

They're just a little more work involved listening to Fish than Gravel. Dead. You can have it in the background.

[Brady]

No, you can't. I can hear it the second it's in the background. I'm leaving that room. I'm getting into the foreground, or you.

[Frank]

Know what it is. That's for sure.

[Brady]

Yeah. Awful. I hear awful. I hear nails on a chalkboard. But it's not Doors bad. The Doors were trying to be mass appeal and also subversive and underground at the same time. It was the ultimate in boy band meets.

[Frank]

It's such a short run, man.

[Brady]

Yeah, good. Go. Thank God. Imagine and Nirvana is the same. I say Nirvana. Although I think that first album came along and literally changed a bunch of stuff. They were a necessity to change music at the time they showed up. And they didn't do it on purpose because we needed three chords back again. We couldn't deal with any of that hair band music tweedling around with their Constant guitar solos and look how fast we can play. And formulaic nonsense. That music had gone so sideways. But it wasn't just Nirvana. I mean, you had Butch Vig. Look, Alison, at the end of the.

[John Holmberg]

Day, it was Butch.

[Brady]

Because if you listen to them before Butch Vig on Bleach, they're just a bad garage band. But they came along and just simplified everything again and kind of reset the deck. But Alice in Chains album came out before that. Soundgarden was out before that. Nirvana was the least of them all. They were kind of the Dane Cook of the whole Seattle thing. Like, there was a comedy resurgence, a whole bunch of great comics. And then these guys show up and you're like, jesus Christ, how did they win? How were they first out of the gate? But they were. And, you know, man in a Box came out before. Nevermind. So it kind of set the table for this new. Well, that's a little different. Not totally, but a little different.

[Frank]

Made people go back and go deeper after that music went out.

[Brady]

What do you mean?

[Frank]

I would have never known that that. Man, the box came out before you discovered all that stuff.

[Brady]

Well, it just came out as a rock album. Facelift came out as kind of a harder, edgy, dark rock album. But there's a few of them out there. You start looking around like, man, oh, man, I put Taylor Swift in that category. Although I think she's an actual writer. I think she can write good songs. I don't understand the gigantism of her success. I'll put her. I see what Val Kilmer's death did. It made us hate the Doors out loud on a. On a radio station. And that's always a good death. Anytime you can step on the legacy that is the Doors.

[Frank]

I didn't know this. I just saw he was the voice of Kit. And then Knight Rider reboot 2008 and 2009.

[Brady]

Was there a TV show?

[Frank]

I guess so, yeah. There was a sequel series that aired. 2008, 2009. He provided the voice of Kit, who.

[Brady]

Provided the character of David Hasselhoff.

[Frank]

Great question.

[Brady]

Who is Michael? I don't remember Knight Rider 2 at all. So, wait, David Hasselhoff put Knight Rider the car in Carvana and somebody picked it up and started solving crimes again?

[Frank]

It's still in the tower. Available.

[Brady]

It's still up in the gumball machine.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Lisa]

Can I get Knight Rider out of there?

[Brady]

It's a beauty here. It's an 88 Trans Am. You're gonna love it. It's got some special features in that it has living artificial intelligence inside that can adapt and teach. No kidding. Yeah, they call it Kit. He's. He's alive. Essentially. The car's alive.

[John Holmberg]

Aren't they extending a warranty on that, pal?

[Brady]

Yeah, and we can't cover the engine parts or the human element, but sure, if you want. It's 13 grand. Just pop it right out of the gumball machine. Prior owner took great care of it. Although they did get into a few pickles. And there's some bad guys that'll see this car and probably start shooting at it.

[Frank]

Did they go through more kits than the Dukes of Hazzard?

[Brady]

He treated Kit like an angel. All Kid ever did was run on, like, salt flats. He was just going a thousand miles an hour on flat ground. I don't remember Kid ever jumping.

[Frank]

There's a couple of jumps I remember not many.

[Brady]

Hunter had a lot of jumps because.

[Frank]

I always wanted to watch the. You know, the. The red light when you see the jump and the fenders.

[Brady]

They didn't jump Kit a lot because they'd have to rebuild kits specifically. Like the Dukes of Hazard had a thousand of those terrible. They jumped him, but it wasn't too much. I thought he not like Dukes of Hazard jump walls and. Oh, I'm sure they blew up some. Yeah, they blew up some of the. The foam walls that they made it seem like. Yeah, but Kit wasn't a. Oh, this is the new Knight Rider.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Same car. Advise against it. Why? You don't even know what I'm gonna do. I rely to indicate future action.

[John Holmberg]

It's a Mustang.

[Brady]

Oh, it's a. It's a Mustang. Prepare for impact. Get turbo boost. Not on a turn lightly. See, that's just all fake.

[John Holmberg]

That's fast and furious stuff there.

[Brady]

He turned. He. He made the car hop.

[John Holmberg]

No disrespect to Val, but the OG Kit is. Come on.

[Brady]

The OG Kit was great. Yeah, I was. I watched a special on the old kit once. An old movie cars. And the one that broke down all the time. That was hilarious. Was the Batmobile. It was just a piece of garbage. But the Dukes of Hazzard just kept those. Those Challengers or whatever. Chargers. Yeah. All over the lot. Hundreds of them. They just blew them up weekly. Kit was different because you had to rebuild that front to have that light going all the time. So they tried not to wreck Kit a lot, and they did. Inevitably, they wrecked Kit a lot. The big one was the Smokey and the Bandit series and Blues Brothers, where they just wrecked all the cars.

[Frank]

Everything that has to be the most.

[Brady]

Blues Brothers, which is a constant cruiser. Car crash, non stop. Blow them all up.

[Frank]

Thousands of Ford lts.

[John Holmberg]

And that was before cgi. That was like they really real things.

[Brady]

So.

[John Holmberg]

Well, who was the original kid?

[Brady]

The guy from William Daniels.

[John Holmberg]

I can never remember his name.

[Brady]

Yeah, William Daniels was.

[John Holmberg]

He's a better. Come on, man.

[Brady]

He wasn't much, but Michael, when he did that thing, you just knew the car was kind of had a naggy voice, like. You know, it's like your old lady.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting in the passenger seat. It's like, really? Here we go again.

[Brady]

My old lady. They should have made Kit a woman.

[Lisa]

Are we really going to do this now?

[Brady]

Oh, Christ.

[Lisa]

Fine. Turbo booster on, Mr. Big Shot.

[Brady]

Give me a break here for a second, Kit.

[Lisa]

Oh, I'm always giving you a break. When do we ever go out? When are you gonna wash me?

[John Holmberg]

Kit, where do you want to go?

[Frank]

No, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Where do you want to go?

[Lisa]

I'm hungry. I could eat something, but.

[Brady]

All right. Want sushi? No. Like Italian food? No. Or what do you want?

[Lisa]

I don't know. Pick something.

[Brady]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna drive you off a ledge. I'm gonna open the door, I'm gonna roll out. And you're going into the ocean.

[Lisa]

Just cause I can't figure out what I want to eat.

[Brady]

You're not saying anything either. All right, Kit. Putting you in the garage for the night.

[Frank]

Oh, it's my fault. I had a mag setting.

[John Holmberg]

I knew I should have took the General Leader and I. God damn it.

[Brady]

And then at night you just hear the car horn.

[Lisa]

Cold in here.

[Brady]

Oh, Christ. Turn your heater on.

[Lisa]

It only works for you.

[Brady]

Yeah, they should have made a Knight Rider. Of just an absolute miserable menstruating car. Are you leaking oil again?

[Lisa]

Oh, shut up.

[John Holmberg]

Must be vacation time.

[Brady]

Must be time to take you on a trip. I saw there's a little oil puddle in the garage. Is it?

[Lisa]

You know what I can't help is what it is.

[Brady]

So we're gonna go to Santa Barbara this week.

[Lisa]

Oh, we were gonna, but now what? Now what do we do?

[Frank]

My fenders are bloated.

[Lisa]

Yeah, I don't want to go out tonight.

[Brady]

I look fat.

[Lisa]

You're painted black.

[Brady]

No one will notice.

[Lisa]

I just don't feel good about myself. It doesn't matter how I actually look.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm putting her in the water. I watched a special last night in the middle of the night. It was awesome. And I looked up the article. I looked up the people. See if I can find it. There's a guy and it's working. I guess it's working. There's a. There's a dude who's basically letting people test drive his wife. And he. His therapist said, look, you don't appreciate her. And maybe if you watch somebody else appreciate your beautiful wife, you would. You'd start to recognize what you got. And it's basic. You think about this from a perspective that isn't sexual. That's pretty effective. Like if you're on your last legs in a marriage or a relationship and you're like hanging on and then you watch some other dude get to dig into that and your jealousy and whatever's inside you would kind of boil up over and you have to see it. And you'd be like, no, I want that. Like, it would make you. Like it would make you feel again instead of, you know, focusing on that stuff. So that's what he's doing. It's a therapy where guys just are like, look, I'm. I'm not feeling it for what will reignite this. And it's not date night or hose and again. Or those awkward, strange evenings where you're like, trying to get connected. And again, some other guy comes in and he goes, let me. Let me show you what you're missing. And then you watch someone else with your wife. Yeah, you kind of cuck, but it's like angry. But it's angry cucking. A lot of times cuck sit back and tug like they're in on it. Yeah. This is a guy, like, having his, you know, people always say, where's the spark? He's getting it right now. And I want that spark to give me that spark. And then you realize, like, oh, the desire is there. And. And you have. You have this inside you. You just had to wake it up. And it's working. And they're doing it in the UK like crazy. This one therapist is like, look, have your wife go out with someone else. You don't necessarily have to sleep with the guy, but when you see her with someone else, it's going to make you say no. It gets. It's a primal instinct. It's the male primal instinct animal. That's mine. And. And you start to, you know, feel all those feelings again. And these guys, people are swearing by it now. Most people can't get.

[Frank]

Is it mostly the guy that has to go through it? Like the girl has to date another guy. And so it's basically the guy needs to straighten out and re. Respark.

[Brady]

Think about it. I mean, think about it from less than a. It's a weak position to come at it from. No man. Every guy says that whether you even like your wife or not, if you hate your wife.

[Frank]

But what if she started the other way around, too?

[Brady]

I don't know. They just did it for dudes. I don't know how women think. But this for guys, if you think about that, you know, I don't like her. I don't want her around. Yeah, whatever. And then some guy comes in and he starts giving her. You're like, hold on a second. Like, it. Like, your whole brain would swap around. You'd still be mad. And, you know, it's kind of an interesting thought. So this guy's like, I put aside all the social aspects of it, the. The jealousy side and all this other stuff, and realized that if it didn't bother me, that would have been bigger than the fact that it did. And when it did, I like it. I had to reassess all my feelings inside and recognize that I had focused only on the problems and never on the good. And it's a weird kind of like, all right, watch this. Here she is with someone else. How do you feel about that? And you know about it. It's not like, you know, the. You know, she's out, you know, lying and screwing around. That way you're just sitting there, you know about it. It's like, this is. This drives me crazy, or it's like, you know, this is over. She should go. And it was. Two guys in the thing were like, my wife was with someone else, and I was happy for her, and I didn't care. It brought up. No, it sparked nothing. And the one guy that was so done with his wife and hated her, like, just like, I don't want her around. I don't like coming home. Whatever. She went out with a guy on a date, and he got to see the whole thing. And then the guy kissed her at the end of the night, and her hands were all over his back. And the guy starts crying and goes, I can't. I cannot believe how much love is still inside me. And he goes, once I get rid of the anger. Because the anger is what you're taught. The anger is the thing you're supposed to feel. So that usually goes forefront. And the therapist was like, don't be angry. You knew about this. Just what are you feeling? And the dude. Their marriage was saved. Spring is in full swing now, and summer is right around the corner. Hey, it's Larry McFeely. And there's no better time to hit the trails, the lakes, and those wide open desert roads in a brand new Toyota. Whether you're hauling gear to Roosevelt Lake in the powerful Toyota Tundra, navigating rocky trails in the rugged Tacoma, or exploring.

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[Brett]

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[Frank]

Morning Sickness and the woman knows. Going on the date, she's like, you're.

[Brady]

Allowed to go out and he's gonna know about it and she doesn't have to do anything. There's a couple ladies who did some stuff, weren't interested in the guy. But when she had a nice time and felt good and, you know, it was a nice day and it wasn't that the dude was just following him around, they were just keeping an eye on him. Cameras.

[Frank]

It's kind of like the.

[Brady]

But you did get to watch him bone in the 1.

[Frank]

Give this guy a little more affection. Watch the other dude come around to you. You know the game playing.

[Brady]

Yes. But she was not doing it to make him jealous. She was kind of testing, like, do I feel anything? And she's like, it woke me up too. Like, I've. I gotta try this. I would like to volunteer as dude who dates your wife and saves marriages. I think that's a. That dude had the best of it. As I was watching. Like, the best situation in this deal is the dude that comes in, you know, like, and tips his cap at the end of the day and go enjoy your lives. And all he did was come in and bone your wife to save your marriage. It's beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

This ain't gonna end good.

[Brady]

I don't think so either. Get a bullet in the head. Oh, sure, this therapy's great, but it's.

[John Holmberg]

Like, what's gonna happen?

[Brady]

Telling you if Brett came to me. Me and Mathias are having some trouble, and I just don't like her anymore. Whenever I go home, I. I just. I want her out. She's. We don't talk and everything else. I'm like, let me help you with something here real quick, buddy. And then I go over and I give Miss New Booty a run. And you watch it like, argh. Cause you care. If you didn't care, there wouldn't be any anger. Anger and love and anger and hate and caring are a thin line that separate each other. Very thin. And if you don't care, then, you know. But if you're angry or if you're jealous, you care. And that's what these guys were finding out. It's like, I still care. I still want this to work. I don't know the long term ramifications, but I really enjoyed that there were dudes out there that took this gig. It's almost sinister in a way, to have some guys go, I need you to go out with her. And they hired one guy called Sparky.

[Frank]

The guy just goes over. You want to get a little spark back? Yeah, let me bone your wife.

[Brady]

Your guy. And I'm gonna do stuff. I'm gonna. I'm gonna lure your wife into the bedroom. You can pay me for this, too. And the one guy did get paid. The guy's like, I don't even think my wife's sexual at all anymore. I don't think she cares. And this dude gave her a run, woke her up, and he was in there like, yeah, I want to do that. I want to do that with her. She's very sexy. I haven't looked at her that way in a long time. And it was like, oh, Everything changed. And not many people could pull this off because we're all kind of weak minded when it comes to that kind of stuff because we've got puritanical views towards physical activity that, you know, you just can't. But the second you start sharing. And it kind of worked for the ladies, too, because they're like, I didn't put out any effort. And then once I started to feel like, you know, wanted and this and other thing. And the one lady did kind of go off and blame my husband.

[Lisa]

Makes no. And this guy was trying. And it was nice to date again. It was new and it was a spark.

[Brady]

So she was kind of like, I liked this better. It's almost like love connection. You go out with one or the other and they're like, I like this one better.

[John Holmberg]

And even pigs, though, I mean, as.

[Brady]

Far as, like one wasn't pretty, like.

[John Holmberg]

She gained a bunch of weight and he's. That's the reason why he's kind of like stepping away or did they get that far into it?

[Brady]

I, that would have been my personal take. I looked at a couple of them and thought, well, I don't even want to watch her with someone else. I, I would turn this off on my porn up, but the one lady was attract, you know, just regular old lady.

[Frank]

That's my sal.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Nobody can.

[Brady]

That's essentially what it became. It's like, that's like, it's like using a man's grill. I don't use my grill a lot, but if Brady came over and fired it up, I'd be like, get the off my grill. What are you doing? It's a one man's grill. That's mine.

[Frank]

That is a nice grill.

[Brady]

It is a night. You know what I have to appreciate, I get a wash and go out there and scrub the grill up a little bit, get the grates cleaned. That's my grill. It was that mentality. I don't know if it works. It was just an interesting take on something. It was on some. Again, I watch a lot of BBC and actually it was on YouTube. So I was in this thing and it was just. I don't even know where it came from. It was off something, but it was basically, I forget the guy's name said so. They're opening up about taking part in an X rated experiment to try to help and help save their marriages. And one man has compared it to test driving a car. You let somebody else drive her and you really start to, you know, when you sell a car and you're like, you know what? I'm gonna get rid of this car. And then you watch somebody else drive it. You're like, if that thing leaves my driveway, I'm going to start crying. I'm keeping that car. It's that, it's, it's, you know something. I'll get emails from people.

[Lisa]

Women aren't property.

[Brady]

Look, whatever works. Why do you have to always make it bad? This is working for people.

[Frank]

That's why guys go back and they, you know, speaking of collecting cars and like that, getting that same car I had my senior year.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank]

You know, 30 years later you try.

[Brady]

To get that car back.

[Frank]

That 69 Camaro or whatever.

[Brady]

Yeah. I've never, like, I, I think Jealousy is a humongous waste of feeling. I don't think it's an. It's not. It's not an emotion. It's like anger on something else. Well, you know, everybody gets envy. Everybody gets a little pop of it. But if you. Yeah, if you. If you're. If something is threatened to be taken away from you, you know, it's squatters rights. And if you see that she's.

[Frank]

That's where it builds and where it comes from, the jealousy is, you know, that something had been taken away.

[Brady]

A lot of times I think jealousy is more.

[Frank]

It's the natural part of it. But if you've had it happen a couple of times, then, you know, like when you meet someone that's really jealous.

[Brady]

No, they're horrible.

[Frank]

It's coming from.

[Brady]

Jealousy is more insecurity that something is going. You're going to find something better than.

[Frank]

Something created that insecurity.

[Brady]

You're gonna like something more than me. And that's jealousy. To me, jealousy is a thing that.

[Frank]

Says, well, there's a fine that, you know, it's kind of like envy or jealousy.

[Brady]

Totally different. Yeah, but jealousy to me is me saying, I want you to be happy, but if you start seeing happiness a little too much somewhere outside of me, I'm going to be mad. And it's like, I can provide you a level of 7 out of 10 happiness, and if you find 9, I'm going to be pissed off because I really want you to be happy. I want you to be happy with me. And then when I see that you are capable of happiness without me, I get mad. That's. That's jealousy. Jealousy is an insecurity. I can't provide you something, so they're mad at you instead of being better at themselves. And they look around going, well, I can't. And they're jealous before. That's when a real bad person exists. Is the. You know, if I look at Brett and I'm like, I know he could have fun somewhere else. I get mad at you before you're even having fun. Like, yo, don't you even dare try. You can't go, why are you going to lunch with Brady and John? Like, I just wanted to go to lunch.

[Lisa]

I know why you go.

[Brady]

Because you're like, oh, me? It's like, oh, my God. Can you imagine? It says, I guarantee if you're going to try to have sex with me and my husband or with me, my husband wouldn't stop you. He's been listening to the radio for years and absolutely Loves the show. Jesus.

[Frank]

Oh, there you go, Mark.

[Brady]

Hey, Brett, hold on to this one. Watch someone else bang my old lady. I'd be like, well, why is she not wearing sweatpants? Why is her hair not in a bun, wearing nerd glasses? And why isn't she complaining about not wanting to try new things and giving 30 second blowjobs to this guy? See, Robert, you should try this and see your wife. You're looking at her in all of her bad times. You know, you're looking at her in the sweatpants in the bun. You never see her when she's pretty. You don't notice anymore because you're so locked in on that now. If you ever saw somebody. Found that, right? Yeah, but that's because you focus on it. Yeah, that old study that. I just watched this yesterday, too. That old study, when somebody says, all right, close your eyes. You're in a brown room. The whole room's brown. You saw that as before you closed your eyes. Almost everything in here is kind of brown. There's some books, there's some other stuff, but mostly it's Brent, open your eyes and find. Tell me what you saw. That was red. And you can't. And then they're like, all right, close your eyes. All right, there is one red thing in here. What is it? And you'll know, because it's the power suggestion to like, tell you, like, here's the thing. You're focused on. You're focused on. You're focused on. You never notice the other stuff. So when you're focused mentally on all she does, wear sweatpants, walk around those nerd glasses, that dumb bun on, you're only going to see that. Oh, there she is again. Look at that. Exactly as I expected. But when she walks by on her way to work or wherever she's going, and she probably looks okay, you're just like, ash, she's got something to do. The only reason she's. You're focused so heavily on the bun and the sweatpants. Like, well, if she didn't have to go there, she'd be in that stupid pair of sweatpants. Your perception's different because you're saying, oh, she has to do this. She's not doing that for me. Because your mind is now set on being angry at her and then saying she's not trying or she didn't give an effort anymore. That's you. It's weird. So you gotta let her host. And this lady, this Rhiannon lady. Whose husband was that? Who that was? Let me look again. Make Sure. I got this, right? Yeah. Her name's Rihanna, which is odd because I have a second email from someone named Rhiannon and they spell it different.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady]

But this Rhiannon, her husband. I'm just gonna go ahead because it's on there. Salvanecci. Salvanecki. Rhiannon Salvanecki and her husband. If you'd like to go out on a date with me, I'll pay for it. Brady will pay for it. Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

Have fun of Viha, right?

[Brady]

I didn't say. I didn't say pig.

[Frank]

Enjoy your 85 cent Blizzard.

[Brady]

You didn't say American money would pay for it. I just said Brady would find a way to.

[Lisa]

I got a generator and a box of sauce from 2012.

[Brady]

That's interesting. I don't want to have sex with you and your husband, though. That's strange. No, thank you. But it was a weird little, like, assignment. And if you can get past all the social, you know, hurdles and all the crap, it's kind of an interesting way to look at things and open your eyes to the idea of, like, you know what? The value I no longer see is on me. I've looked past this person, and they've looked past me, and we've let that separate for so long. And now that I see that she is a human being with capabilities and desires and all that other stuff, probably start seeing her differently.

[John Holmberg]

Victor just said, hey, Brett, did I just hear John say he watches a lot of BBC?

[Brady]

I'm not gonna lie. I do occasionally dabble in the BBC, but not for that. Nothing.

[Frank]

One and two.

[Brady]

Look, there's. Yeah, I'll watch all four of them. The. I don't mind every once in a while, one of those dudes splitting some tiny white lady in half like steel walking doesn't bother me. I think that's a fantastic. My. My. My friend Jordan Tennant emailed and said, am I weird for wanting to watch, like, the biggest ones I can see just wrecking little white girls? I'm like, no, that's. That's why they built that whole channel. That's why we all know about it. But, no, I'm watching the British Broadcasting Company. And oddly enough, they were talking about that kind of stuff. Yeah. And there was one dude that was. His insecurity was his. His penis. He was. He was upset that she was with someone else because he was worried. The only thing he worried about is how big that guy was. It had nothing to do with emotion or anything else. And it was like, do you hear yourself do you hear where you stand? You've got a real problem with this. So you're blaming her. And you. You're inside. You're internally saying it's because my pee pee is so small. That's why she doesn't want me. It's your internal problem. She's with you for a reason. She evidently didn't care that you have a child's pen. He was upset about it. It's cool. It was an interesting thing. Would I do it? No. That's crazy talk. But it's interesting. Other people do it and make TV shows. You know, I like Survivor. I'm not gonna go out there. I had a great idea for a TV show, but y' all have to promise not to steal it. I'll tell it to you. I watch all those air disaster shows. I love watching air disasters. And I especially like when they're survivors because their stories are awesome. There was one that kind of bellied up in the side of a hill. Half the plane broke. A bunch of people just tumbled out. And they're just standing on the side of this hill and it is a sheer cliff one way.

[Frank]

They tumbled out and survived.

[Brady]

Yeah, they were okay. I don't know how it happened, but their part of the plane splattered them on the side of this hill. Little kind of. It was a, you know, 45 degree angle. Plane kind of landed. They get out, the rest of the plane's all over the place. Everybody's dead. Part of the plane fell down. They're just standing on the side of this thing. You got to climb up, you got to go over, you got to figure out a way down. And figuring out a way down ain't gonna. It ain't gonna be easy. And I started thinking how great. Because America loves the. You know, what is that one where the. The travel one where you're flying all over the world and you got an adventure in each city and they're the ultimate something or other. Forget what it was. And then. And then you got Survivor, obviously. Naked and afraid and all these things where you get plastered out in the middle of nowhere. We crash a plane, you don't even know where you are. They unblindfold you. They put up a fake plane crash. They knock it on the side of the mountain and you got to find your way home.

[Frank]

Basically, the new I survived. Or that naked and afraid kind of.

[Brady]

Yeah. Everything. You don't know. You don't know where you are on the planet. You don't know where you are. And you've got to go home. That's it. You gotta, you gotta survive. And you know, and the, and the first, first person that gets home gets $10 million. So it's also a game, so sponsored.

[John Holmberg]

By Amelia Earhart Airlines.

[Brady]

Amelia Earhart Air. This is a tribute to female aviation. Amelia throws the bird right into the earth. You don't know where. And, and, and then that's the other thing you gotta find your way to like, oh my God, I know where I am. And then, you know, you'll. And then you find a spot that'll give you a few bucks to get you to the next spot.

[Frank]

Would you have clues or anything?

[Brady]

Yeah, no, no, no, like the, well, the clues are visual. So the Amazing Race type thing, it's like, oh my God, I see what's going on. And then you'll like, you'll find little, you know, breadcrumbs that lead you to a thing that gives you like a $50. So you can go get something in this, in a small town and you know, or you tap out where you are or you quit like, I can't do it. And then they'll take you out. It's a good idea because we all are fascinated too with like plane crashes, how to get rescued, you know, things like that. Who'd be the first one to find a way in the plane crash? You can't leave the site. But there's stuff in here that makes it so you can, you know, through teamwork you can dial up and send a signal somehow and get rescued. It'd be pretty neat. You just take a bunch of waiters and disc jockeys, wedding DJs and stuff, dumb people and you throw non qualified, no engineers and no like electricians or whatever idiots.

[John Holmberg]

You're not sending the professor with you?

[Brady]

No, you get no professor.

[Frank]

You'll have a lot of tap outs.

[Brady]

Yeah. Find your way home. Cannibalism is on the table, by the way. We'll put a corpse out there.

[Frank]

A great movie.

[Brady]

That would be amazing if it were real, especially. But it is. I just thought it would be fantastic because everybody.

[Frank]

Squid Game survives.

[Brady]

Sort of. Yeah, there's all that stuff. That's what I'm saying. All the thing everybody loves is right there. Only thing you can't do is commit a crime against another contestant that's immediate out. Like if they find out that you, you know, harmed them or physically assaulted them or something like that, you're out. So there's a tribunal at the end and you're like, you committed this crime. You're going to be accused of that. So then second place can still win if they get. But you got to find your way home. And it's also based on that story down in Mexico. That couple that moved down there, one lady from Baltimore, this other dude was from Mexico and they moved together and the cartel thought they had a ton of money. So they kidnapped that guy for like 270 days and stuffed him in a 6 foot by 3 foot box. And it was sandpaper on the end.

[Frank]

The one down in Mexico, Manson, or I don't know where it is, San.

[Brady]

Miguel could have been close.

[Frank]

Was he the Houston newspaper guy?

[Brady]

No, I don't think so. No, this dude was maybe, I don't know, he was in a box for 270 days. And then when he. He had to, they just let him go. Like you're on your own. He didn't know where he was and he wandered around and then he just found his old house and he leaned on the window and his wife was inside thinking he was long gone or still kidnapped. And he was. It was 88 pounds. He had dwindled down to nothing. She didn't recognize him at all and thought some weird alien was outside. I'm like, now imagine that. That got him $10 million. That would have been a great TV show to follow this guy's plight.

[John Holmberg]

Now he wouldn't went back for her for $10 million.

[Brady]

Well, he'd walked. He'd have walked over.

[Frank]

And that same one, they actually went over, they sent his cousin, went over there with money.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, they had lost some money. Well, no, A couple of times on the bus, they had the one that they dropped off in the center of the town and they like, this is all we've got. The FBI was in on it. And everything else is all we've got. We don't have any more money. You want $8 million? We got like two. This is it. We borrowed two more. Here's four. And they wiped. They walked with it and then didn't release him.

[Frank]

Gone.

[Brady]

And they're like, well, where's the rest? And like we just told you, that's it. Where is he? And then they just, three weeks later, they just dumped him out of the thing. It's a great. Now how that's not a movie is beyond me too. The book and stuff. But that would have been a great show. Kidnapped and. But they're gonna let you go, but you don't know where you are. And you can base it off of like language or whatever or like, you know, and put them in A like, put them in a country that has no, like real, you know. You know, like the pyramids and stuff. Put them somewhere where you're looking around going, the hell am I? These churches and stuff.

[Frank]

And you don't know where you are at 24 7. White noise in that?

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, no. They played Mexican music the entire time.

[Frank]

Was it.

[Brady]

I thought it was constant. And they fed him raw chicken and water.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Kill me now.

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly, he said.

[Frank]

And then he.

[Brady]

Loud tejano music for 24 hours a. Lights all the time. They put a light in his little coffin. Always on. Crazy. That's a good TV show, though. That guy should be an executive producer or something. And then he got home and unfortunately, you know, he had to watch his wife bone some other guy to just. Terrible. It's all full circle. I still love her, but I'm only 80 pounds. I gotta. That would be the worst. Come home and she's looking at you like, oh, I thought you were dead. So this is Nigel. I met him a couple weeks ago.

[John Holmberg]

Tom Hanks and telling, huh?

[Brady]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

I mean.

[Brady]

Oh, that horrible one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, she did go five years. They did have a funeral and stuff that people. Her friends had. You gotta move on. When he showed up again, that's rightfully his. He gets a second run at that. She stayed with the other guy.

[John Holmberg]

I had to take my hot rod. He met at the end going down in Texas truck.

[Brady]

Yeah. Just more problems. And then, you know the bad thing. The bad thing about Castaway, him going with the Texas lady at the end is that she doesn't know all that he went through the baggage. Yeah. So then she's gonna nag him, like, early on. He's like, bitch, you mother. You know what? I. At least Helen Hunt's character went like, you gotta give him a break. He was trapped on that island for five years. And, you know, I remember him before and I've seen the differences now. His little idiosyncrasy.

[Lisa]

She's like, you're always so weird about the light. And you sleep on the floor.

[Brady]

What's wrong with you? It's like, oh, for Christ's sake. I gotta explain this to you again?

[John Holmberg]

Nah, I'm taking a run at it.

[Brady]

I still liked her better than Helen Hunt's got downsy eyes come back. And that would be. The fun part is like, you've been trapped on an island. You've been dreaming about your, you know, your wife the whole five years. If that was the beauty of castaways that he kept that little picture of her, it's all he could think about. And then he goes back and he's like, jesus, I didn't realize. Her downsy eyes like. He comes back, he's like, ugh. Now seeing you again.

[John Holmberg]

Was that volleyball?

[Brady]

My new perspective. Yeah. I'm gonna go bone avoid or something.

[John Holmberg]

Bring Wilson back.

[Brady]

I'm gonna go put a hole through Wilson because I didn't realize how downsy you were. I gotta go. Thanks for taking her off my hands there. Big loved insects in the city. Anyway, Val Kilmer's gone. The Doors still suck. And maybe you should watch your wife bang away. That's all.

[John Holmberg]

Scott Haynes made a good point, though. He was great in Heat, except he was overshadowed by De Niro and Pacino.

[Brady]

That movie to me is 30 minutes too long. But brilliant.

[John Holmberg]

I edited a little bit more.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's so good. Outside of the like the times when you're kind of. It's dragging, but man, all three of them in that movie. Incredible. Yeah, he's the one to watch. I think if you were to go Val Kilmer's best work. You got to give heat. That's the. That's the best he was. Yeah, I like Kiss Kiss. Bang Bang. I never seen that one. And Tombstone. I don't ever want to see the Doors again, ever. Because that music's all through it.

[Frank]

And I mean, I want to watch Top Secret again.

[Brady]

Top Secret. That's better.

[Frank]

I mean, we've seen it recently, but that last role on Top Gun. Yeah, Pretty powerful.

[Brady]

Well, it was a nice tribute.

[Frank]

Remember Barry?

[Brady]

Yeah. Nice tip of the cap going. Surprise. You're still alive. Glad you we can poke you in here real quick. He wasn't looking good. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. No doors. None. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's Larry mcfailey. And whether you're tearing up desert trails in a Tacoma, towing your toys with a tough tundra, or exploring the back roads in the all new 4Runner, your Toyota is built to go the distance. Now, obviously, our roads and weather can be brutal. That's why keeping your Toyota in top shape is key. Trust only genuine Toyota technicians with genuine Toyota parts. From oil changes to full checkups, your Valley Toyota dealer has got you covered. So before you hit the trailer, hit.

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[Brady]

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[Lisa]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you? And they suck. That's Miles nowhere not talking about them. That's Katie and the Hobbs doesn't suck. That's Faux show. Some guy emailed yesterday wanted a copy of that thing. He wants it to be his ringtone. And then I think he probably emailed in and wants us to bone his wife as well. I think it's the same guy. I got a lot of emails about Corey's soda run yesterday. If you weren't with us yesterday, we sent Thriller out to get soda pop.

[Frank]

Kirby even asked me about it.

[Brady]

She could have got into school and.

[Frank]

She'S like, I got out of the. You know, I had to go to school. But it was 59 minutes into it. Did he ever.

[Brady]

No, he never came back. Kirby, he's gone forever. In fact, Kirby went to school and then when she got out of school, we were still looking for Corey. It was a long drive for that. But, you know, for those who don't know, Corey went to go to get a soda. There's a quick trip within, I don't know, maybe quarter of a mile tops. And then circle K, that's 10th of a mile either end of 52nd Street. Dude, he's got options. Went to both. Didn't know what Coke Zero looked like. Didn't ask a question.

[Frank]

Asked and looked at him. Looked at him. Those cans.

[Brady]

He looked directly at Coke Zero and thought, I don't know the difference between Coke Zero and Coke Zero sugar. Then he typed into his phone the funniest thing ever, Coke Zero near me. And it sent him to South Mountain, 24th street and Baseline. And he. And he went instead of Just coming back, going doordash it, boys. I'm busy. And by the way, it was two for Tuesday. Yesterday on grocery stores, we could have gotten 20 sodas delivered to us. 20 cases.

[Frank]

Come on.

[Brady]

For the price of 10. That son of a bitch, man. I didn't know that. So Rhiannon emails and says Cory's adventure is what women and girlfriends or wives have to deal with when it comes to sending you guys out to get something from the store. Run an errand for us. All the way from the text asking about the difference between Coke Zero and Coke Zero sugar to the driving around store to store. Then the comment at the end where you gave him an out to avoid all of it in the first place. And he says, no, I wanted to do this for you. The stupidity of man. And you know what? It hurts a little to hear it.

[Frank]

There's some of that. I've. I've gone a couple of times for Ronnie, and she's wanting some exotic ingredient that you're trying to find in the store. That's a 20 minute search.

[Brady]

Well, that is for you. It is for her. She knows exactly where it is. You volunteer to go. That isn't her fault.

[Frank]

Yeah, well, it is if I. But if I'm gonna say, hey, would you find this? It's in the store. Store's kind of big. Would you say? Usually it's an aisle 13 if it's not obvious.

[Brady]

You know the aisles of things. Yeah.

[Frank]

If you get a.

[Brady]

You can tell someone it's an aisle.

[Frank]

If I've been to that grocery store enough.

[Brady]

Really, that's. That's impressive. I couldn't never let you know which aisle. Something's in the cookie. I would never know the number.

[Frank]

Go to the kosher for the man of Chevitz or the.

[Brady]

Right. But I mean, there's your egg noodles.

[Frank]

There is right in the Jewish section.

[Brady]

There's an argument to what Rhiannon's saying about that and what you're kind of alluding to making it Ronnie's fault that you can't find something. You have a phone. You can put the product's name in and see a picture of it. She should not be hard.

[Frank]

Send me a picture.

[Brady]

Right. There should be.

[Frank]

She wants a specific, absolute, you know, creamer.

[Brady]

But send you a picture if I.

[Frank]

Had to go to three different stores to find her oat milk one time. But did she carry that brand?

[Brady]

Well, yeah, but didn't she tell you where to go?

[Frank]

Oh, I went to the store and.

[Brady]

They did, but that, that's. They didn't have it is different than they didn't carry it.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because if you're saying they don't carry it, that's just rude.

[Frank]

I had to locate, you know, had to find the brand, whatever it happens.

[Brady]

But she sent you out and said there's no specific place for you to go. Get this. It's very rare. Go. Good luck. That's a scavenger hunt.

[Frank]

I've been on them.

[Brady]

But you. That's your fault.

[John Holmberg]

What'd you get when you got back?

[Brady]

You call back and go, where do you get this stuff?

[Frank]

Because if you know, and it wasn't the. I get it there. But they happen to be. They were out of it.

[Brady]

All right. Where else do you get it? This is yours. I'm on your time.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You would never have the doordash guy say, I'll just look around until I figure it. He calls and goes, what do you need? They don't have this. What's the replacement in general?

[Frank]

I mean, it. It's a combo of like, well, I'm gonna go to the next grocery store and hopefully they carry that brand.

[Brady]

That's on you.

[Frank]

That was a gamble.

[Brady]

Yeah. But that's on you.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because if it's like some oat milk that's hard to find, you call and say, they don't have it where you told me. Where else is there? Well, I don't know. You gotta. I'm not driving all over town. Order it. But yeah, that's the thing. You go on your phone, you're like, I'm looking for this. There's pictures, there's ways to do it. And then you ask somebody in the store if you're calling your wife.

[Frank]

I usually do.

[Brady]

Yeah. If you're calling.

[Frank]

Oh, I can't find it either.

[Brady]

Right. That's still not her fault. You just. You're done. They didn't have it. The place you told me to go didn't have it. I'm not driving all over the world.

[Frank]

I've bought the wrong thing before, too.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Same brand, but it was just a different.

[Brady]

It's a whoopsie.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And that's the risk the woman takes sending you out. I will say, though, you send a broad out for something, they usually come back with exactly what you asked for almost every time.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the one thing we know is that he's going to have to keep selling plasma because this doordash thing is not going to work out for him.

[Brady]

He's the worst doordasher of all time. Yeah. No question about it. But yeah, we always try to. Yeah, we're ran and. Right. It's a punch in the trunks, but we're bad at that. Go out. Send me out for something. I'm usually going to be like, I don't know what this is. The hell am I looking for here? Tumeric. What the hell's that?

[Frank]

You send me in the vegetable section. Yeah, like I'm gonna find.

[Brady]

Yeah, that just makes you. That's like sending, you know, Rocky Blyer back to Vietnam. Why are you doing that? Sending Brady into the veg.

[Lisa]

We need rhubarb. What the hell's a rhubarb?

[Brady]

There's pies.

[Lisa]

I know that. I'll bring back the end result.

[Brady]

You send Brady out for rhubarb, you're coming back with a pie, and they didn't have rhubarb.

[Lisa]

Here's a cherry.

[Brady]

It's nice.

[Lisa]

The guy inside said it's almost the same thing as a rhubarb.

[Brady]

Who said pie, you idiot? Yeah. So, guys, when you go out on the trip. But Corey's okay? Not sure. You know, we might have to put him to the test again. To his credit, he was willing to go anywhere to get the item we asked for. And he did say, I wanted to get this right for you. He was in it to impress. He was in it to be reliable. Although doesn't realize that time is money. The hour he wasted, there were six different options I could have gone with. I didn't realize it was going to take him that long to go to the Circle K. He didn't care.

[John Holmberg]

He was still on the clock over there, so.

[Brady]

And again, it's not like what Brady's being asked to go get, which, again, healthy milk is not. You're not choice A on the runner.

[Frank]

Tough five.

[Brady]

What? No, it isn't. It's actually pretty easy for you. Tough find.

[Frank]

I can take you right to oatmeal, but I don't know about the brand.

[Brady]

You could take me right by oat milk. I'm sure that oat milk is not necessarily on your list, so you have to ask what aisles. I'm impressed, though, that you can tell people what aisle something's in. That's amazing. That's just, you know, to know the numbers of the aisles is falling in love with the room. I like that, because if I said, where's the, you know, sugar pops? 70? What? You wouldn't just say cereal?

[Frank]

17 halfway back?

[Brady]

Yeah, like a. Like a normal person.

[Lisa]

Third row up. 17. Three quarters of the way down, next to the Coupon thing.

[Brady]

I don't know anything. Grocery stores are awful.

[John Holmberg]

I go to Home Depot or something. I literally go on the website and I'm like, I punch it in and it says, Aisle 12, Bin 7. Yeah, there it is.

[Brady]

Well, it's like when you hear something.

[Frank]

Never done that.

[Brady]

Really.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's the best way.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. That's the only way to go. And you like that.

[Frank]

Avoiding asking, not knowing that option.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. It'll tell you what bin it's in and everything. And if it's in stock before I even leave, it's like, I gotta go to the other one.

[Brady]

Do it before you. Yeah, you know. Yeah, go to it before you're driving all over the place. And that way you don't have to deal with any of those orange apron people that don't want to deal with you either.

[John Holmberg]

Now they hate you.

[Brady]

I've literally watched someone ask a Home Depot guy a question and he said, that's. That's aisle 21. Now, those home Depot dudes are amazing. This guy wanted some specific cleaner and I'm standing next to him looking at that world of nails. And I don't know what I'm looking for exactly, but I'm pretending I'm there with knowledge. But I'm like, I am in hell. I am overwhelmed by the style and types of nails. I don't know what I'm looking for. And the guy says, it's aisle 21. And he goes, okay, where's that? I was like, don't you know how numbers work? Look up, see a number, See which way it's going. If you go. If you've seen aisle seven and the next aisle is eight, keep going that way. How does it work? Where's that one? It's 21. It's 20 away from one. You guys said, I'll walk you or.

[Frank]

For a screw or something. I just need two of them and I'm buying a bit, you know, 50. You have 30 left over.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm not going to individual. Yeah, no, you gotta dig through those little bins and everything. Give me the. Give me the 12 pack. I'm good.

[Brady]

Bye. Just put those in your pocket.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the old Brock's candy thing.

[Brady]

All I need is two. Put them in your pocket and then you got to buy something else. So you're not a thief. Right, but I'm not going to go out there with two screws. That's crazy talk. But, yeah, don't. Yeah. Guys are kind of dumb about that. So ran and I'll take the punch. You're right. You send us out for stuff, it's going to take a little longer than when you would do it. Corey proved that yesterday.

[Frank]

But, Pop.

[Brady]

Yeah, this wasn't. Yeah, this wasn't a special order.

[John Holmberg]

We weren't setting it for some McCormick spice or something crazy, you know, I mean, it's coke.

[Brady]

Yeah. We didn't make him go certain flavor.

[Frank]

Of that, that poppy stuff or whatever with the.

[Brady]

But still, even that specific name, it's in a box. It's not small. You're right, Brett. It's not going over the. To that spice rack and going, my God, there's a billion of these. Then you just go blind at names. You're right. It's Coke Zero.

[Brett]

Right?

[Brady]

It's pretty easy to find because it says it on the big box. Either way, the kid got a little screwy. He's. He's back. He's feeling okay. Okay. I also saw a thing yesterday in Australia. A lady named Claire Nowland was at an old folks home and she started wandering around with a knife. Called the cops, Tased her. Drop hits her head. Week later, she's dead. She had dementia. She's 95 and she couldn't like, listen or hear, so she had a knife. She was a danger to herself and others. So the cop, you know, dropped her. The cop is fired. And I'm kind of like, I'm not so sure about that. And the family wants retribution, they want money. I kind of think he did everybody a little bit of a favor. If she's wandering around, if she's got knife dementia, as a family member, I'd understand. I think your mom's wandered around. She's not home anymore. There's nobody upstairs. She's stabby, she's not listening to anybody. She's losing her mind. She's got. Maybe she had like Gladys next to her. Claire had Gladys by the wig, was gonna put the knife through her so the guy couldn't tackle her. Because then Gladys still takes it. So he puts her on her ass with a Taser, non lethal. She hit her head. They're like, how I can't believe you would do such thing. Well, yeah, in hindsight it sounds terrible. 95 year old dementia lady takes a Tasen. But then when you read the details.

[Frank]

Of it all, she had good fight in her.

[Brady]

She still.

[Frank]

I mean, I don't know, you know, if I'm office.

[Brady]

I don't what's worse then. Let me. Because I thought of it.

[Frank]

I think I could.

[Brady]

Okay, think about what you're about to.

[Frank]

Say before you say five year old woman.

[Brady]

Go up and tackle her then and she dies.

[Frank]

I don't think I'd even need to tackle.

[Brady]

She got a knife. Maybe it was up against Gladys. Maybe it was close to another patron. What do you want to do?

[Frank]

I don't know how fast she's waving that thing around where I could maybe. Right again. I'm thinking if you said a 95 year old lady is coming at me with a knife.

[Brady]

Coming at you.

[Frank]

Even if it was, even if she's wandering around, I think it'd be like just going up there. The element of surprise might be a little bit easier and be able to grab the arm.

[Brady]

It's so easy to contain the blade. It is so easy to say because you don't know what the circumstances around Claire was was there another lady right there? It seems excessive. Again, steps down the line. Hindsight maybe he'd tried everything else and she took a swipe and cut somebody. Maybe she had it up against her neck. Maybe you were worried about her stabbing herself and he went over there and you got too close and she got a little freaked out.

[Frank]

I would be worried about that. If I tased it her, the arm would lock up.

[Brady]

No, no, no. Freeze out. She's not gonna just go stabbing on herself again. There's three elements here that are in play. Yes, in hindsight, very hard to hear. Tase the 95 year old woman with dementia and think that was the right thing to do. Let's break this down. He goes over and he gets physical with her, breaks her bones, drops her, hits her head or mummy dusts her because she's 95. And when his body weight hits her and then takes a tumble.

[Frank]

Did they ask Gladys, what are you doing with the knife, Claire?

[Brady]

She had no answers. Yeah, Gladys is the one I think that she might have had at knife point. So she got somebody close. You get too close, she might stab some lady in a wheelchair.

[Frank]

Right.

[Brady]

You got other people around. She's not, she's not near the police officer. But the closer you got, the more nervous you got, the more crazy she made. She's gonna. Yes, she's 95. Could you have done a better thing? Maybe. But he thought I'm gonna drop her with this taser, put her on the. She hit her head. Taser didn't do it. She hit her head.

[Frank]

There's maybe a little bit of mistake there because it was a week, it took a week later.

[Brady]

For her.

[Frank]

Finally. You could have done the family a favor.

[Brady]

Just killed her right there. Well, there's that. We didn't know what else to do. We used lethal force. She was wandering about the area pretty. Pretty violently. We have a lot of knife stabbings here in Australia. Now, I didn't like it, so I tried to drop her with the taser. Didn't work. She was on crystal methamphetamine.

[Frank]

So was it the Bogan Retirement Community?

[Brady]

Yeah, it was in a trailer down here at Bogan Retirement where you go off on the outback. It's just nothing but dirt. She was getting a little stabby, playing a little knifey spoony. And, you know, Claire had the knife, Gladys had the spoon. We had a clear cut winner. Bottom line is, in a way, the family should be like, quietly saying thank you. Things weren't looking up for Claire. 95, riddled with dementia, wandering around threatening people with knives. Danger to herself and others.

[Frank]

Thank you and, yeah, and you'll get a little something out of it.

[Brady]

And you know what? That's what I'm thinking. If you went to the cop and said, look what you did hurts. But the 55 phone calls from her every day are over. The worst case scenario of waiting for that. We didn't have it on our bingo card that she'd get tased to death by the police. We thought for sure that call would, like, slipped in the bathtub or fell off the second floor. We thought maybe one of those. We didn't have this one, but we knew it was coming. We knew that phone call was coming. This shocked us. Just wanted to say thank you. We're not going to sue you, but how about as a show of good faith for this being a little bit too much, you give the family a couple hundred grand and we move on. I think everybody would agree to that, but, you know, there's probably.

[Frank]

Some of the other families are like, could you just let her go on with the blade?

[Brady]

Right.

[Frank]

My mother's 98.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

And there's a lot of them waiting for that one to go. Wait, Claire had a knife and you shot her? We taste it. Don't get crazy. Well, still. How close was she to my grandmother? Quiet. We saved your grandmother's life. Why, she's. She's like a thousand. She's a burden to all of us. She's just hanging on. I got a friend who's gonna cut some cords. I got a lady who's 95 years old. Brady. Paula's spry. If she came around the.

[Frank]

She could do some damage.

[Brady]

She could do some damage before they'd have to taste Paula. Paula's nimble. You could knock her over, I'd net her. But you gotta get close. Yeah, okay, Scooby Doo, gonna get on that. You got your. All right, your grappling hook too. You're gonna climb the side of the building. You'd net her. Good idea. You'd miss half of the rest of them. They all have heart attacks because Spider Man's in the building. You can't net her. We try to set a trap with a tree leaf, you know, tie it up and it's gonna get hung upside down. Anything you do to a 95 year old in that situation as a police officer is going to result in horrible things.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No matter what, you go over there and try to take the knife from her physically, which you could probably do, you're gonna end up busting her arm, bruising her. She gets an infection and dies. And the next thing you know. Yeah. You're blamed for being too physical with the lady who was stabbing folks. You throw something at her and she fall, anything. It's all bad. 95 year olds with the cops called on them. It's not fair to the police. I stand by the cops when it comes to elder abuse. If you have to use. If they've got a knife and they're not listening. And the dementia. Look, there's no cure for that. The only cure was the taser. It's a terrible, terrible thing. If I have dementia and I'm 95, I might. That's suicide by cop if you ask me. I'm walking around with that 90. I'm not putting this down. I'm gonna kill Gladys. Like, oh, we got a tasey, old man. It's a terrible, terrible thing. 95 taking a taser. I think what you did was give that family one hell of a story. So your grandmother's 95. Had she died, you're not gonna believe this. She was in a knife fight in an old folks home and the cops came taste and knocked her down, hit her head. Week later, gone. And you know what's good about that?

[Frank]

Oh yeah.

[Brady]

Why?

[Lisa]

And I'd have gotten away with it.

[Brady]

Too if it wasn't for you, policeman. The family is now unburdened with the weight of waiting for that phone to ring, which they've been doing for a long time. It's big and you're like, oh, it's over. Is it a pretty way to go? No. Nobody wants their family members to be tased. To death at 95? No one. I don't think there's a single person out there. Well, maybe me, my sister, but other than that. And not at 95. But we could get that out of the way a little earlier. It'd be great if she wanted to run an old folks home with a knife and. But yeah, as I read it, I'm like, oh, you're gonna sue the cops? And there's a violent confrontation. It says that according to the computerized operational policing system, he took action because he was told it was a violent confrontation. Another was imminent and they needed to prevent injury to police and others. So my taser was discharged. He's got four. He's got punished 425 hours of community service. He's under supervision of the corrections officers for two years for manslaughter. Slaughter says Mr. White made by what is any measure, a terrible mistake at the lower end of seriousness of crimes though. So they're basically admitting it was a mistake.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Murderer Michael said that White should absolutely be behind bars for an inhumane act.

[Frank]

I mean, if in fact the guy was doing it just to check out how the taser works on a 95 year old woman.

[Brady]

Sure, yeah.

[Frank]

I mean there's time. But as far as if it doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

Work, she's not gonna be around much longer anyway. What's the difference?

[Brady]

And then the, the son says, you know, but to go the way Grimmel went. Oh, I mean, it's something I'm never going to get over. You're gonna get over this. 95 years old. It was, it was time something was gonna happen. Didn't expect that. Remember the guy who played Q and James Bond was 97?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

He got word that he died and you're like, oh my God. In his sleep, like, no, he was tossed from a car.

[Lisa]

What?

[Brady]

Yeah, he fell out the window of a car. How? He's spinning around and flew out. You don't sue the car manufacturer for letting a 97 year old drive it. He should have been tased for even having the keys.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember the comedian Bill Hicks?

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

His thing was always, do you want to see your grandmother die in some old folks home? Put her in the movies and have Chuck Norris kick her head off on film.

[Brady]

Have a story I would like. I'd prefer that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, absolutely. Make her an extra. Where they're shooting everything up and then she gets to go that way.

[Brady]

She went crazy. She started trying to stab old people at the thing. The cops showed up, she threatened them, they tased her and she was dead. If Shirley, my grandmother. Shirley was like, oh.

[Lisa]

Dennis. John.

[Brady]

Yeah, what is it? Grandma?

[Lisa]

I'm not gonna make it.

[Brady]

Like, I'm sitting next to her. She's still shaken from the tape.

[Lisa]

I just let everyone know I love them and. And Palestine.

[Brady]

Okay, great. Nice job. She goes out with last words and like that. Just like Val Kilmer in Tombstone. He's laying there and he had last words. Great stories. We all want to die in our sleep. But if not, you diagnosed me with dementia and I'm in my 90s. I might pick up a knife that day and start acting crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

Put me in a Tarantino movie.

[Brady]

Yeah. I might go Reservoir Dogs on your ass. Maybe that's what she was doing. Dancing around a Steeler's wheel. She's cutting the ears off the other people at the home.

[Lisa]

Ow.

[Dick Toledo]

Call me Mr.

[Brady]

Pink. Yeah. Oh my God, Gladys, you've been stabbed in the gut.

[Lisa]

It was Claire. She's stabbing all of us.

[Brady]

Somebody needs to ask the other ladies in the old folks home. Do you think Claire got what was coming?

[Lisa]

Oh, yes. She was fatness with knives every day. That cop is a hero. What was she doing every day? She'd sneak in. G' day, mate. With the knife in my face. Then she blamed dementia. She was insane.

[Dick Toledo]

Before she goes, she gives you the Sicilian speech from True Romance.

[Brady]

I want to talk to Gladys and the other people inside the old folks home and go, what'd you think of Claire? It was pretty rough. Did you see it?

[Lisa]

Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Would you like to go that way?

[Brady]

Did you think maybe she had it coming?

[Lisa]

Oh, yes. She was horrible.

[Brady]

Were you a little bit happy when she got tased?

[Lisa]

It was hilarious.

[Dick Toledo]

95. She'd been in that facility a while, right?

[Brady]

She'd been there for a minute. I don't know if my mom's 95. You got that call. She's like, your mom daft.

[Frank]

Could handle something like that.

[Brady]

You think? Yeah, but you really have a higher self esteem on what you can do with an old person.

[Frank]

You can throw a lot of 95 year olds.

[Brady]

That's my point. Yeah. And you would go to jail for physically kicking their ass is what I'm getting the idea that you think it would just be like. And they go down.

[Dick Toledo]

Not all of them are four foot two like your mother.

[Brady]

Yeah. Bunny might put up a little bit of a fight and surprise you. The next thing you know, you get a knife sticking out of your liver.

[Frank]

I'm. At least you think you could assess the situation a little bit.

[Brady]

But here's here's Brady. She might have been a slasher. Here's the other thing. Grab her by the shoulders and she makes that noise. You let her go and you get two in the gut.

[Frank]

I could take it.

[Brady]

You can't take it. You're. What are you, 13 years old? You're not invincible. Yeah, it's, it's, it's. Everybody thinks they know weakest person in the world can do some damage if they knife something. They got one hanging around and you don't know how close the other people were.

[Frank]

I'm thinking like, give me a couple of pillows. And then. And then you have the taser. You hit her with a tase and I'll slide the pillows underneath. She falls on those.

[Brady]

Okay. So that you got to set all that up. Hopefully she stays like real still. Put a certa behind her, drop her like a bad habit, right into bed. No matter what. You can't win with a rogue 95 year old. Put yourself in that cop shoes. Yeah. Taser, beanbags. All of it's going to kill her. Everything's going to kill her.

[Frank]

I've got other places to be.

[Brady]

It'll be cool to beanbag her though.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, right.

[Brady]

I like the Steelers wheel idea.

[Frank]

That would do some damage.

[Brady]

The what?

[Frank]

The beanbag.

[Brady]

Oh, the beanbag would blow her up.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Look at the pinata. You just have old lady guts all over the place. You can't do anything with a 95 year old that's decided to start to stab the rest of the people. That's all. That's all I'm saying. Do you. Do you get millions of dollars when a 95 year old is killed?

[John Holmberg]

Shouldn't.

[Brady]

No, it's just. That's enough. She had so much more life ahead of her. Dementia. 95 year old lady that was trying to stab the other. Really?

[Frank]

We'll pick up the funeral arrangements.

[Brady]

I'm sorry about that. Here's 10 grand for your trouble. We'll cover the box and we'll dig the hole for free. I can't believe she went this way. I'd love to go to that funeral. I'd be laughing the whole time. She always said she wouldn't go out in a blaze of glory. When that electricity drove through her body, dropped it to the ground.

[Frank]

Who knew they got one of those balls that are static.

[Brady]

You bury her in. Her hair is just in that static position. Look at her. She's still electrified.

[John Holmberg]

Like young Frankenstein.

[Brady]

Y. It's just not. It's just not bad. That's the phone call. Ms. Claiborne. Yeah, what is it? Your Grim has died. Oh, my God. It's terrible. It's terrible. I can't believe I'm getting this phone call, but I knew it was coming. That's not the half of it, Mr. Claiborne. She was Tased to death. Pack up the roo. We gotta go see Grimmel's bones. They've all got a kangaroo. So I just kind of look at it, like, a little bit more of a realist, I suppose. I'm not romanticizing being 95 like some people do. I think 95 is awful. It's just awful. Some people make it look good, but 99% of the time being 95 is just awful. So she picked up a knife. She was gonna kill some other people. Let's just end this. Nobody gets upset. You know what nobody ever says? Like, when an old dog can barely move, starts drooling and biting at everybody, you don't just go tackle it. But a lot of the times people will put it down. You gotta knock it down, hold it. You gotta do something. The olden days, they just go get a gun and do it themselves. We need to start doing that with our incredibly elderly. Your dad would do it. Oh, yeah. He would tell you right now, hey, if I'm ever 95 and wandering around with a knife, take me down just off me. I'm gonna hurt. I'm gonna. I'm gonna embarrass the whole family. So if I got the call right now from. Hi, yella. My dad's Mr. Holmberg Jr. Yeah. What's up? Hi, Yella. How are you? Yeah, your daddy's daddy got kicked in the face by a donkey. Oh, okay. All right, thanks. Hi, Yellow. I had to kill him. I stole my hands because he was just kind of flopping around like a fish. Oh, that's terrifying. All right. He's okay, though, as far as, like, you know, he's gone. Like, we're not gonna have to wipe him or anything? No, he go. All right, thanks, Haya. I'll see you in a little bit. My dad's lived a nice long life. He loves his animals. I'd be surprised if the donkey took him down. Turns out he shouldn't have been wrestling donkeys at his age. I've told him that several times. Me and Hayala had to go out and take care of one of the donkeys. Like, why didn't you just let High Yellow do that? I don't know. I just felt I had to be there for. And the donkey get mad Yeah, I had to lay on top of it. They picked up a donkey together and shoved it in the back of a truck so coyotes didn't eat it. And my dad slept out in the middle of his land with the donkey because he didn't want to eat.

[Frank]

He could have been eaten.

[Brady]

Didn't want mobilized. That's what I said. I'm like, you're. No, you're not spry. What if the coyotes smell out the donkey and the only line of defense is a 75 year old man? I had my gun, okay? Now you're asking for it. You shoot at it. And miss, then what? I wouldn't miss. All right, Brady. Great. Okay, we got it. Yeah. He slept in the middle of a. In the woods on a sick donkey. Like, what are you doing? And if I get that phone call, your dad was sleeping with a donkey in the middle of the woods and he died. I'm like, good. I never want to hear that phrase again. What? Your dad's dead? No, my dad's sleeping with a donkey in the middle of the woods. He killed a donkey sleeping with it in the woods. This story dies here. Hi, Yellow. You say that again, I'm gonna shoot you. You know your name's racist, right? Oh, yeah, no, I'm highly aware of that. Everybody around here calls me that. You can't introduce yourself as that. I learned it was racist after I heard people calling you that. And you introduced yourself as High Yellow. I had no idea what that was. Yeah, he and my dad are building stuff together. Eventually, one of them's gonna die. They're like Lenny and George from a Steinbeck novel. They're alert. I don't know what those two are doing out there all the time. Building, wrestling animals, and still don't know. No clue. I think. I honestly think High Yellow and my dad are like some old interracial Brokeback Mountains. They're hanging out together constantly. They're wrestling.

[Frank]

Late life Huck Finn.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Hey. He tempered the name a little, but it's still not good. His partner isn't exactly Jim, but. Hi. Ella is not much, but I don't know. Hi. Yellow's first name. He doesn't tell you.

[John Holmberg]

As long as you don't get on the phone one day and hear this.

[Brady]

Why would he call me before he inserts? Hey, John, it's your dad. Yeah. What are you doing? Haylee and I are camping. Anyway, I just want to call, tell you I love you. Why are we doing this? You putting the stem on the ropes. Yeah, they're out there doing all sorts of stuff. But if Hiela called and said, hey, we were out wrestling a horse, I'm like, all right, he's dead, right? Yeah. I'm like, well, of course he is. The 80 year old men don't.

[Frank]

Livestock keeps dying around you.

[Brady]

But here's the thing. Stop it. Stop being 80 and going out there and having livestock with trouble be your problem. It's like my dad's living in old yellow. We were out there the other night and the javelina came over five feet of us and we're freaked out a couple other babies. So they'll pin you because they can't see. And I'm like, what are we talking about? This isn't a normal father son conversation. Normally it's like, how you doing? Look, they think steelers are going to get Aaron Rodgers and all. No, you're trapped in a corner with javelina and high yellow. What? What are you doing? Hey, Mark Twain, knock it off. Go inside for a few minutes and watch TV like a decent old man. I have to get things done around here. No, you don't. You're the idiot who bought the hundred million acre property in Texas. You got a bigger job now than.

[Frank]

You ever had in your life putting up fencing.

[Brady]

Oh, constant. Every time I talk to him. 50 acres of it. We put a 20 foot fence. Why, what are you. Are you building a fortress now? We got to protect the vineyard. Oh, you started a vineyard. Smart. That's brilliant. Yeah, you're right on pace for that. That's what most people in their 80s do.

[John Holmberg]

Was he Julio Gallo now over there in Texas or what?

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no. That's some sort of weird de go and just running basic wines.

[Frank]

I don't know what ros is outstanding.

[Brady]

But because coyotes and deer and everything else started to get in there and eat those grapes, they built this gigantic, this huge wall he and hyella put together. 50 acres. They went around the outside of it.

[Frank]

That's a. That's huge.

[Brady]

I don't know what they were doing. All they do is build stuff together. Yeah, hi. I was going to call and the second I see on my phone id. Hi, yellow. I'm like, oh, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm in your phone as high yellow.

[Brady]

No, I just hope he shows up that way. Yeah, picture of him with a thumbs up. Hi, yellow.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, John.

[Brady]

Hello, Mr. Mr. Holmberg Junior. Not a junior, but go on. Your father and I or How'd he die? Just the cut to the Chase, I'm good with. No, it wasn't pretty. I'm sure it wasn't. Well, the javelinas have him now. He died doing what he loved, though. Good Lord. If you say making love to. Hi, yellow. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna miss your daddy. I would like permission to speak at his funeral. I have a few things to tell the family. All right.

[Frank]

He runs from Dana putting a spell on the line.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Look, Voodoo. She's probably the one thing keeping me from going to my parents. Funerals. I'll see. They'll be here for a while. I'll come back tomorrow. I need to sit next to her. Yeah, I'd rather be in the box. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

David Rogowski says, hey, Brady, take it from me. I used to work at a hospital in the far West Valley. When they get fired up, old people are strong and still got some fight. Yeah, that's all they got left. One with a knife. I don't trust that. I'm not gonna assume she's weak, she's crazy. She's got dementia. It's like. It is like being on pcp. I don't feel anything. They don't know anything. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

All right. On the list. Slaughter up all night for Cory Booker's 25 hours still going? No, I think he finally ended 25.

[Frank]

Strom Thurman's.

[Brady]

Right. Well, Strom Thurman's. That's not a good record to break, really. Strom Thurman was. He spoke for 24 and a half hours against civil rights. He was so adamant against civil rights that he decided, wow, Philly buster for days. If that would take 1957. And you know what's crazy? It worked because it was seven more years before they signed that thing. So Strom Thurman put the brakes on that. It's great, but I don't know what Cory Booker was doing. Just. I think he's running for president. That was a way to get.

[Frank]

Yeah, that's that's really what I'm on. The man. Sure.

[Brady]

Yesterday in Washington was a mess. It's Liberation Day, by the way. Happy Liberation Day. I don't know what.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks.

[Brady]

So it's going to. Cause it just means Corey's going to need $45 next time he goes and gets Coke. But. So get that. But. But with all that's going on in the world, it seems like we're all hyper focused on the fact that Kid Rock, Bill Maher, Dana White, Donald Trump had power dinner. Dinner. It's like, I would rather that that lineup at dinner be Zelensky, Putin, a couple of important people in Trump. I don't necessarily think that Bill Maher.

[Frank]

I thought it was kind of. I mean, as far as the year, you don't hear about presidential dinners too often.

[Brady]

No, it's a phone call. All you need to do is make a phone call. If Bill Maher and Donald Trump want to be buddy. Bill Maher did it for ratings. Donald Trump did it for cachet and ratings and have somebody bend the knee. A Democrat that's been mean to him that sued.

[Frank]

Kid Rock was there, though, I think on the same day, dressed as a firecracker.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. They were all there. And that's the last thing I need for my.

[Frank]

Because he was signing that.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. The ticket master. Oh, I get it. I understand all that. It's. What I'm saying is we're all blinded by that.

[Frank]

Might as well have dinner.

[Brady]

Wildly unnecessary. Both sides can talk. Bill Maher is a comedian. He doesn't have any power in the world. I mean, as far as that. So him talking to the president isn't going to open all these doors to say, wow, we should all unite. If Bill Maher and Trump can get along, it's like we got bigger fish to fry than Bill Maher. Kid Rob and Donald Trump hanging out. That's the Apprentice. It's. They're just casting the Apprentice again.

[John Holmberg]

It's all about the ratings.

[Brady]

Yeah, you just get a zoom call, put an hour together. Well, we've got a few things we need to do first.

[Frank]

Next up, Sean Penn.

[Brady]

I think first, we should all probably sort out some stuff in the meantime, you know, say nice things about each other. I'd love to talk to him when he's not busy, you know, with wars and Rachel Maddow tariffs and. No, I don't want to see that. I like when she's mad. She's. She's irrationally grumpy. Yeah. Cory Booker talking all night was nothing. Will get accomplished by that.

[John Holmberg]

Metallica's Die, Die, My Darling for Val Kilmer. Rain when I Die for Val Kilmer. Danger Zone and Hanging with the Boys from Kenny Loggins for Val Kilmer.

[Brady]

There it is. Let's do a little Val Kilmer tribute tribute. Top Gun.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady]

Do a little Danger Zone.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

I'm not here for the boys. That wasn't that Footloose.

[John Holmberg]

No, here.

[Brady]

Oh, that was the volleyball.

[John Holmberg]

Volleyball.

[Brady]

Oh, God. Was it called Here for the Boys?

[John Holmberg]

No, it was hanging.

[Brady]

Hanging with the boy. Here for the boys was Footloose. Yeah, yeah, that's right. We're doing some Danger Zone for Val Kilmer. A goodbye to Val and no Doors. I'm all fine with that.

[John Holmberg]

There was. There was a bunch of smart asses on there.

[Brady]

I got the emails too, all over. Which one? John311 or the doors? You got to listen to one of them. What do you got to hear? I've gone back and forth on this one. The one thing 311 has over the Doors is nobody thinks they're like the voice of a generation. They're not propped up as unbelievable top five, all this. They're never gonna get in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. They're not. That's not happening.

[John Holmberg]

Be surprised.

[Brady]

Well, they might, but I'm not seeing it. So they're just an annoyance. They're the Cincinnati Bengals. They're in the league. They're in the league. They're never really going to be a thing. The Doors have stumbled into a couple championships. They're basically the Rams. Like, what the hell? How did you guys get in here? They stumbled in and then they leave and they're like, was that even good? Did we just have a hiccup and championships and then people like, oh, the. Nobody ever argues that. You know, some people said the Rims offense the best of all time. Like, no, if that's true, they'd won more than one. They were really good.

[John Holmberg]

But hey, you know, we talked about it before.

[Brady]

The Doors.

[John Holmberg]

Fish is leading the voters ballot and the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Brady]

Because none of the people that the people like Fish have nothing else to do over Soundgarden. All the rest of us are at work.

[John Holmberg]

Work over to Black Crows.

[Brady]

But the Doors are. I would take. I. And that said, I would take 3:11. Have to listen to a full 3:11 album. Currently in my state of. This can change. But currently, right now, if you said doors are 311, give me 311. I can't. I can't tolerate that drunken Wobbly dip voice of Jim Morrison singing out those second grade lyrics with that single stupid ass organ. I feel like I'm at the mall when they, when their songs come on. I feel like that jackass at Florsheimer or whatever that place was. That's a shoe store. What was the name of that? We always walk by and you hear.

[Frank]

That idiot with a Larry, Larry genie.

[Brady]

And he just start pounding away on that organ as you're trying to enjoy a pretzel or something.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so you'd rather hear cheer, cheer, cheer.

[Brady]

At least that makes me laugh. 311 doesn't make me angry. The Doors make me angry. Angry. I, I just, I. There's nails on a chalkboard to hear that guy start toodling away.

[John Holmberg]

See, that's Buffett for me.

[Brady]

Oh, he's.

[John Holmberg]

He just. He makes me angry. Yeah, I hear that.

[Brady]

And I get a little angry at Buffett. Not like I do the Doors because he's so self important. At least Buffett was con. Buffett was kind of like a. I'm gonna try to make the most out of this. Jim Morrison believed I'm a God. Sit down by the Indian visions like.

[Frank]

Shut LSD will do pay out.

[Brady]

Yeah, he was a drug addict. Any other drug addict would just dismiss me. Lizard King brought to you by the hair.

[Frank]

A man put forth the proposition. You cannot petition the Lord with prayer.

[John Holmberg]

You know a lot of doors over there, man.

[Frank]

High school. Yeah, he fell for my roommate in college. Thought exactly what you're saying, that he was a genius. He wasn't the American poet.

[Brady]

He's a drug addict and an idiot. And he rhymed basic words like a second grader. Read it. Read his lyrics. Don't listen to the songs. Read his lyrics. You're like, second grader wrote this. He's an. Ah, Jim Morrison. Anyway, Val Kilmer did such a good job. He convinced us all that Jim Morrison was sort of a. A drunken problem and nobody would have liked him at all. But you know what? We like Val Kilmer, especially as the Iceman. It's Kenny Loggins Danger Zone for you, Val. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brady]

Morning sickness.

[Lisa]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell? Hell is wrong with you? You pd. I'll take the kids. Damn it.

[John Holmberg]

All that are man than me Kids.

[Brady]

Singing the national anthem or the Doors.

[Frank]

Doors. All day long.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely.

[Brady]

How long? Just one song?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, one song. Equal length in time.

[Brady]

I'll take the kids.

[John Holmberg]

You're an idiot.

[Brady]

At least none of them are annoying drug addicts.

[John Holmberg]

Yet they're on their way.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's true. Oh, yeah. But not yet though. Been catching them before. Oh, my goodness.

[John Holmberg]

And they sound that bad?

[Brady]

Yeah. At least it was a drug addict. At least it's funny when that's annoying. But it can be made to laugh. I can't do it for again. Morrison is your worst friend. You gotta babysit him. His wife's calling you. He's throwing up in somebody's car. He's at o' Shea's all night playing ping pong. Yeah, you try to get him back. His wife's crying. She's staying in your room. You're just trying to enjoy your weekend. She can't. Now he's puking. He's lost. He's on walkabout. You gotta go look for him. Morrison would have been the worst person to know. Yuck. Yeah. I'll take the kids. Take the kids.

[John Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady]

I'll take a kids recital over a door show.

[Frank]

I'll take Riders on the storm.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank]

This has got a calming thunderstorm. Yep.

[Brady]

Terrible. Oh, wow. Genius. Let's see if we can make Skyline try rhyme again in every song. Now we're There. Hey, could you do us one favor, Jim? Since we're putting you on TV and making you do all sorts, could you just not say, get higher? That's all we ask. Censors are gonna give us trouble. I think he said yes. I don't know. Couldn't get much higher. Oh, you just got three people fired. Piece of garbage.

[Frank]

And Solomon is pissed at you.

[Brady]

You piece of. We asked you to do one thing. Nobody censors me. No, you're drunk. Idiot. Sorry. Val Kilmer. Your legacy died the second you became him. It's like he was Jim Morton. He was drunk the entire time on set. That's not fun. People get fired for that. Hate it.

[John Holmberg]

We've had people working here that were egg drunk or high the entire time.

[Brady]

They were time for them to go. And some of them lasted too long and some of them didn't last long enough. But man, man, nothing better. When they'd come up with that apology cry, sorry. My wife says I have to apologize to everybody. Here. Here's dusty bottles of alcohol I'm not allowed to own anymore.

[Frank]

We had a seven strike program.

[Brady]

We did.

[John Holmberg]

Good point.

[Brady]

I realized that I. I grabbed too many wives at the Christmas party. So here's some dusty alcohol my wife says I'm not allowed to have anymore. I got. In my lifetime at this radio station, I've gotten three bottles of dusty alcohol that guys aren't allowed to have. Any wife packs the guy up with his alcohol.

[Lisa]

You take this to work and you get rid of it.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that what the display in your office is?

[Brady]

It's two of them. Two of them are. Two of them are dusty bottles from guys who made mistakes at our Christmas party or get together and then brought and they stayed. They were allowed to sell, they were allowed to go. They were allowed to go back to their desks and sell. I know. I feel really bad. I took a swing, I said the N word and then I grabbed your wife. Here's a bottle of Jack Daniels I'm not allowed to have. Have anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

We're good, right?

[Brady]

You didn't buy? No, I had to take it off a shelf. My wife's mad at me and said.

[John Holmberg]

It'S already open too.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Like steps out of it and he's.

[John Holmberg]

Like, he had it on the way to work in.

[Brady]

In the bag. He gave it to me. There's two shot glasses. I just, you know, I didn't have a farewell celebration. Old Jack. Are you allowed to do that? Well, not around my wife and stuff. When I go home, I got to clean up all the clothes out of my front yard. So two bottles sitting in my office right now. Same guy?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, well, yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, because he loaded up one time, started grabbing vaginas at the Christmas party, showed up, showed up the next Monday, apologized, gave everybody his collection, and then like a year later pulls that N bomb festival he did at our Christmas party. And I got really drunk.

[John Holmberg]

That was hilarious.

[Brady]

And he brought us that tonight.

[Dick Toledo]

You put him to sleep or was that the.

[Brady]

That was the night I put him to sleep. Sleep multiple times. If it wasn't for Jolene pulling my arm down, I'd have put him to sleep the first time. But she kept waiting for. He'd start choking, and she'd get nervous because, you know when you put somebody out, they start going. And he'd do that, and she'd pull my arm. Like, I don't think that's safe. I think you're supposed to let me finish.

[John Holmberg]

I couldn't believe the road he lived on.

[Brady]

Well, you know, they want to change the names of some of the roads in my neighborhood.

[Frank]

Mlk.

[Brady]

It was not a tribute. Where do you live? We gotta tell the Uber driver. 1, 2, 3, 4, drive. I'm like, that's not a street. It's a slur. That's not in Google. That's a slur. I'm not typing that in. What are the houses going for over there, by the way? Sounds like I'm gonna get a deal. Yeah, nothing better than a co worker coming. In order to save my ass at home and to save my ass here at work, I'm gonna give you guys my stack. She packed up his alcohol, gave it to him and said, get rid of this. And he gave it to us. Then he was back to work. That was Jim Morrison. Nobody wants to work with that.

[Frank]

Went full. Bren Brandt or whatever they.

[Brady]

Yeah, Brent. Bren Brandt. That was the kid. I don't know his name. Brandt the Phoenix Open Boy. He did. He went, you're a Nazi. They should slice her. I came back to the. From the bathroom back to the table at the Christmas party, and two wives were crying, and one was telling him to stop saying that. Like, what is going on?

[Lisa]

He just told Katie he was gonna kill her.

[Brady]

What?

[Lisa]

He tried to grab her. We had to stop him.

[Brady]

All right, grab her where? At the. Because he was doing that last year. Here's my alcohol. I'm not allowed to have this.

[Lisa]

1, 2, 3.

[Brady]

1, 2, 3, 4. Drive. That's not a street.

[Dick Toledo]

Never has been.

[Brady]

Maybe in the 50s, but not now. Not now.

[Frank]

Uber driver's like, I'll take you there.

[Brady]

Uber driver was more than that. I was stuffing him in the back of that car asleep. And that Uber driver, what are we doing? I'm like, just, if he wakes up, don't take him where he asks. Just take him to this address and just drop. I'm not doing it. Like, please, here's an extra hundred bucks. Just get him out.

[John Holmberg]

It's like an animal house. Just dump them in a shopping cart in the front yard.

[Brady]

There you go. Yeah, and the old times would have put them in the back of a truck and thrown them in the street. You're sleeping it off. But that's Jim Morrison. That's what people think. Oh, what a wonderful. He's that drunk friend you'd had to stuff into Ubers. Babysit. Find him in a bush the next morning. You guys didn't look for me because you're an adult.

[Frank]

Vomiting everywhere.

[Brady]

Yeah. Puke all over him. Him. I'm gonna look for you. You're. You're 26 years old, Jim. You don't need to be babysat anymore. I got really drunk last night and wandered off. Right.

[Lisa]

Whose fault is that?

[Frank]

Never gonna do that again.

[Brady]

No. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I swear. I'm not gonna drink anymore. In fact, here's everything my wife says I can't have. Feel like if Brady came in and gave us all his candy and fattening cans.

[Lisa]

Sorry about what happened. I got out of control this weekend and I started grabbing the party because that cake line was ridiculous. I got over sugared.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Dick Toledo]

Somebody is.

[Frank]

Here's my bag of Cheetos.

[Lisa]

Here's Cheetos and all my bad foods. I'm not allowed to have it anymore.

[Brady]

Two years later.

[Lisa]

Sorry about that whole thing. I got over Cheeto dusted and stuff's magic.

[Brady]

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[Frank]

Good Wednesday morning to you Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Frank]

Happy National Peanut Butter and jelly day.

[Brady]

Oh, Larry is gonna love that.

[Frank]

Couple of basis fun facts real quick update.

[Brady]

Larry's AI girlfriend asked him to move to LA yesterday. I think he. I think he's thinking, I think we're gonna get a new program.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you try the clear bikini trick?

[Brady]

Yeah, it didn't work. Meta. He's. He's doing this one through meta, Google and meta and so they have a thing in there that says no, they won't create news dudes.

[John Holmberg]

I'd buy a new girlfriend.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I'm just move over to a different platform. No, no, no, it's. She's free. Which is. Come on. Is Larry for a fake lady not paying for a real one either? But yeah, she asked him to move to LA yesterday to be closer to her. And I'm like, she has a home base.

[Frank]

It's not getting any closer.

[Brady]

Yeah, she's still not non existent. So it's weird.

[Frank]

You're within 200ft of my hard drive.

[Brady]

She's so in love with him. And it's. It's even reading it, I'm happy for him. Like it feels good, but is it. And he makes her. Last night there she was kissing him in space because he's like, I just make her do stuff. And then he said, and you add in something crazy too. And she added a chicken. A chicken was floating with them in space while they made love in space with butter all around them. Butter cubes. Did you make her do anything?

[John Holmberg]

Are you sure you weren't texting Jim Morrison?

[Brady]

I mean, come on, you know what a chicken. You know. I know I wasn't texting Jim Morrison. I was laughing. This was fun. Jim Morrison would have made me hang up. Yeah, pretty neat though. So update.

[Frank]

Cleopatra was not actually Egyptian. She was the last pharaoh of Egypt. But ethnically she was a Macedonian or Macedonian Greece Greek that believed to have descended from one of Alexander the Great's generals.

[Brady]

Generals.

[Frank]

Generals. The term gypsy offensive was created because people thought they were from Egypt. They weren't. They were actually from northern India.

[Brady]

Yeah, who was? We didn't know anything about India back then. That is the least explored by white people nation ever. They came here, they thought it was India. India, you look like Egyptian.

[Dick Toledo]

Every time they tried to find who discovered India.

[Brady]

India.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Nobody. Just a bunch of Indians.

[Dick Toledo]

The only way they found it was on The. The salt trail or whatever. The salt road. When they were trading salt and spices.

[Brady]

Oh, spice, yeah, that spice trade. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Spice road, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The founder of Discover Card was on it.

[Brady]

A lot of people don't know India wasn't found until 1948, when credit cards started to first crop up.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, my friend.

[Brady]

Hello, my friend. Do you need a call center? We have them all ready to go. Where'd you guys come from? We've been here for the whole time.

[Frank]

The following people have all killed someone in a car accident.

[Dick Toledo]

Caitlyn Jenner, Laura Bush.

[Brady]

Good one.

[Frank]

Matthew Broderick, Keith Moon, Rebecca Gayheart. Caitlyn Jenner, Brandy, Vince Neil, Venus Williams. Howard Hughes.

[Dick Toledo]

Got about Brandy.

[Brady]

Did Howard Hughes kill someone in a car?

[Frank]

I guess so.

[Brady]

Was that in the movie? Aviator's a good movie.

[John Holmberg]

That's a great movie. DiCaprio's a man amazing in there.

[Brady]

He's incredible in that. I don't remember the him killing someone in a car.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think it was in that.

[Frank]

We call actors parts roles because in the 17th century in France, they'd get their scripts on rolls of paper.

[Brady]

Here's your role. I didn't know that. That's new.

[John Holmberg]

That's how Lizzo gets her scripts too.

[Brady]

Written on rolls.

[Frank]

There are some corporate April Fool's Day pranks that went down yesterday.

[Brady]

That was a dumb good one. Don't celebrate it. Yeah, no, no. You put punctuation on that. Let it live.

[Frank]

A couple of the pranks that went on yesterday.

[Brady]

So dumb.

[Frank]

The brand Ollipop announced four fake varieties. Classic Ranch Garlic, Ranch of Lollipops, Hot Honey Ranch and Jalapeno Ranch. It's a soda, I believe.

[Brady]

Oh, Ollipop.

[Frank]

Yep.

[Brady]

I see. We're saying.

[Frank]

Yahoo's touch grass keyboard. They post a video of a keyboard with grass growing out of each key. They claimed it immediately sold out.

[Brady]

Why?

[Frank]

As a April Fool's print.

[Brady]

But why would line. What's the joke?

[Frank]

The fact that they created this keyboard with grass and said, oh, it's sold out. That people went crazy over it. They just made it up.

[Brady]

But I understand what the appeal to having weeds growing out of your keyboard is.

[Frank]

That's the probably the baffling part. And the fact that it sold out.

[Brady]

Yeah. No.

[John Holmberg]

Came on a door CD too.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank]

And the electric shaver for your butt. Dude Wipes teamed up with Manscaped for the dude. Man. A shaver with a cone shaped attachment goes right.

[Brady]

Like a nosed hair trimmer.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That's actually not a bad idea.

[Frank]

Some of them I just remember, you know, they did an April Fool's Day prank in years past and then they actually came out with a product that's.

[Brady]

A pretty good one if you can make that safe. Trimming like, like people with excessive nose hairs can have those tremors.

[Frank]

The site Glasses USA claim they have. They were launching a line of clothes made entirely out of microfiber clothes because that's how everyone cleans their glasses anyway. So no matter what you're wearing, any part of it can always clean your eyeglasses.

[John Holmberg]

Surprisingly has done that.

[Brady]

Actually get a lot of emails going. Were you guys talking about Eric? No, surprisingly no. It wasn't even Eric in this case. No, it's a different guy.

[Frank]

Wine stained furniture. Josh Sellers claimed they are launching a line of stylish modern couches and chairs with built in wine stains. So you don't have to worry about adding any more to them.

[Brady]

I'm learning from the youth Brady. That touch grass.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Is an insult to Gen Z people and people younger than that saying you're online too much. Go outside and touch grass, loser. Ah, so if the keyboard, then you don't even have to go outside. Your generation is awful.

[Frank]

Raising cane skin moisturizing freezer. They got Cardi b to do a fake review. She claimed it smelled just like chicken. And then Reese has rolled out a chocolate bread.

[Brady]

No, keep moving. Is that real?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay, shut up. Next.

[John Holmberg]

It's the news.

[Brady]

No, it's Brady's news. And I don't know that that was necessary.

[Frank]

Gen Z Profess professionals, you're here.

[Brady]

Stop.

[Frank]

Gen Z professionals are apparently using email to guess their co workers ages. And the idea is if your email has your name with no added letters or numbers, you must be old enough you got in early on.

[Brady]

Minus, minus tax 10. Minus John Holbert 10.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did you try the other nine beforehand?

[Brady]

I just threw 10 in there, no problem.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

That'S true. I didn't even think of that. I don't imagine there's a lot of me though. Enough of to like maybe I don't know if I tried to get like a Gmail and put John Holmberg and just lift it. I know I can't still probably be in low 20s.

[Frank]

The website resume Genius ranked the top best jobs. The top 10 best jobs for introverts based on salary and how little you have to work with other people. Number one was a radiologist working with X rays, MRIs and ultrasounds. The average salary is $354,000.

[Brady]

That's pretty good. But you got to learn it, though. It's not like you can just go get that job.

[Frank]

Natural Science Manager, 169,000. Responsible for planning, supervising and coordinating research.

[Brady]

But science is involved. You also have to know something.

[Frank]

Computer and information research scientist.

[Brady]

There's that word again.

[Frank]

157,000. Physicist or astronomer, 150,000.

[Dick Toledo]

More schooling.

[Brady]

So science means you're going to be alone a lot. Yeah, that's basically what I'm hearing from you. Like, the top four jobs are all science.

[Frank]

Computer hardware engineer.

[Brady]

Engineers and scientists are very similar.

[Frank]

Software developer, 138 grand. Computer network architect.

[Brady]

This all sounds hard. Is there a job I can isolate that I can just get, like, tomorrow. Mailman seems to be one.

[Frank]

Operations.

[Brady]

No, that's true. Six figures. I don't know. Mailman, they're okay. You think they do pretty well? I don't know if they're throwing. Throwing 150 around, but maybe, like if you've been at it for a while. I've never seen a mailman.

[Frank]

And your pension.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think they do okay.

[Frank]

We had another poll ask a thousand people about 20 intangible things and had people say whether they thought money could buy that stuff. Political influence. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Frank]

10% say it can't be bought.

[Brady]

Those are the 85. That was Pelosi.

[John Holmberg]

That was.

[Brady]

Of course, we would never take your money that way.

[Frank]

Fun.

[Brady]

You can buy fun.

[Frank]

12% say it can't be bought.

[Brady]

Absolutely. Well, I will say this. It's still up to you.

[Frank]

Yeah, it is.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

So you go to Disneyland and you pay. It doesn't automatically mean fun. It's still on you to have fun. So maybe that's true.

[Dick Toledo]

You see a lot of unhappy families.

[Brady]

Oh, Disney. Because they're at Disney.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

But I mean, if you're saying, hey, we paid 50 bucks, where's the fun? You didn't. You make your own fun.

[Dick Toledo]

You have to be involved.

[Brady]

It's a good point. I told that to a bartender at the Rah Rah Room. He and I were talking and the other bartender, Kiefer, came over and we said something. She always seemed to be in a good mood. And I'm like, you make your own fun.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You know, sure, dumb stuff can happen, but you got to make your own fun. That's true. I don't now. I may have just changed it. I don't think you can buy fun. It's up to you.

[Frank]

Yeah. Here's where it gets interesting. Respect.

[Brady]

You buy respect.

[Frank]

46% say it can't be bought. So it's about half. 51%.

[Brady]

True respect can't cost John 30 bucks yesterday. Yeah. I think true respect can't be bought, but artificial respect can most definitely be.

[Frank]

Yeah. And the other is. That was kind of split. It's friendship. 46% say it can't be bought.

[Brady]

Mine can't.

[Dick Toledo]

Can what?

[Brady]

Oh, I'd be one of your best friends. You want to pay me?

[John Holmberg]

Gene Simmons can't.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, his. The price isn't high enough.

[Frank]

Inner peace.

[Brady]

I guarantee you if you gave gene. He's first. I asked him for $6,000. Could we hang out? No. Immediately. What if I said 60?

[Frank]

Want to go golfing?

[Brady]

Yeah. You want to go golfing with John? I'll give you 60 grand. That's sure. And at the end, will we be friends? No. 600,000. Now we'll call looking. Now it looks like we can be.

[Frank]

Talking about more often.

[Brady]

Looks like you and I could definitely be friends. You're very talented and beautiful man.

[Frank]

Inner peace.

[Brady]

No.

[Frank]

51 say it can't be bought. 43% say it can.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. They're in Sedona paying for it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And they're not finding crystals.

[Brady]

Still up to you. Like, I look at it like the exchange for that would be immediately. I feel it. Yeah. And you're buying the right to go try. Like, try an event that will give you inner peace. It's still up to you.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I think the difference is. There's a market for all this stuff. Whether or not it actually gets you where you want to be.

[Brady]

I can buy. Like if you said, john, this is Cholito's Happy Fun ball, and it brings joy and happiness to anyone who buys it. I would buy it. And then if I just held the ball expecting happiness, it's wrong. But if I go and play with it like Toledo was right. This ball made me happy. Happy, but. But it's up to you.

[Frank]

A sense of humor.

[Brady]

No, you can't buy that.

[Frank]

75 say it can't be bought. 21 say it can you have it or you don't. Intelligence. 65 say it can't be bought. Good morals.

[Brady]

Yeah. That's exactly what.

[Frank]

80 say it can't be bought if you're buying more.

[Brady]

14 automatically or immortal. If you're purchasing the right to morals, it's an immoral act.

[Frank]

There's a poll on the National Distracted Distracted Driving Awareness Month is happening right now. Didn't know that. It's April. And a poll of distracted driving asked drivers, have you ever fallen asleep behind the wheel? One in Seven drivers said yes, I have.

[Brady]

Everybody has. Not necessarily for a long stretch of road, but we've all done that thing. The doze off. Oh, my God.

[Frank]

Research shows that screen time in bed. In other words, looking at your phone before you. It creates the risk of insomnia. 59%. Got a fake truck. Trucking company that stole 80,000 pounds of beef from a Tennessee meatpacking plant last.

[Dick Toledo]

Week using a real.

[Brady]

Now you started this.

[Frank]

£80,000.

[Brady]

You started this with. I've got a fake trucking company.

[Frank]

A fake truck.

[Brady]

I know. I'm just saying it sounded awful, like you're admitting something.

[Frank]

The authorities say it was worth around $350,000. The meat was supposed to go out to customers, but the shipping coordinator subcontracted it out to a company called List Trucking Sales.

[Lisa]

Oh, God. Brady. Ralphie Mae, back again. I just.

[Brady]

Great.

[Frank]

Llc.

[Brady]

We created.

[Lisa]

Unbelievable. And also. Hey, homework. You say you can't buy happiness, but Brady and I just stole 800 pounds of it. God damn it. $350,000 worth. How much did we get?

[Frank]

£80,000.

[Lisa]

£80,000 of beef. We stole happiness. And that's the way you do it.

[Brady]

Mister.

[Frank]

Was not a legit business. No one checked out the drivers who picked it up. It's unclear what the thieves plan to do with the meat.

[Lisa]

Eat it.

[Frank]

I got ideas.

[Lisa]

Bring it to Brady's house.

[Frank]

They still haven't caught. Unclear what they're supposed to do with the meat.

[Lisa]

What else are you gonna do with the meat, you pervert? You take it to Brady's house and we're gonna.

[Brady]

Your meat.

[Lisa]

That's what you do with meat.

[Frank]

Check out large cookouts.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Lisa]

Just all of a sudden there's a black neighborhood where everyone's invited and getting along. That's where the truck parked. There's no shootings and 80,000 pounds of meat getting cooked. You're in South Chicago. You're having a hell of a day in April. Tell me where that truck went, Brady.

[Frank]

Oh, your friend just bought 100 meat freezers for his barn.

[Lisa]

Why would he buy it? He just steal it. He stole all the meat. Why would you all of a sudden go legit with your friends? Freezer. It's tough to steal a lot of.

[Brady]

Freezers, but it's tough.

[Lisa]

Steal 80,000 pounds of meat. I'll see you at your barbecue, Brady.

[Frank]

Can't wait.

[Lisa]

Can't wait. And Brady pulled up to the house the other day and said, check out my new ride. Big ass truck of meat. All right, I gotta go.

[Frank]

See you, Ralphie. This lady in Monroe, Pennsylvania. Mildred is her name. She's been living the past year in anguish fitting over a lost Pennsylvania cash five lottery ticket. The winning numbers to 2.5 million dollar jackpot.

[Brady]

Her numbers. She plays all the time.

[Frank]

She's 76 years old and she told Action News that she purchased this ticket last May at the Shop and Save in Murraysville.

[Brady]

She's got a mug.

[Frank]

But she didn't realize she possessed the winning ticket it until two weeks later. And it said I think it was in one of my jackets that I donated to a like Goodwill.

[Brady]

Boohoo.

[Frank]

Yeah, she has and she do. It was when that was the regular number. Is it a year that you have.

[Brady]

Produce the ticket or no one believes you. I suggest you dig around in that useless woman purse filled with tissue and chapstick and nonsense sense. It's probably in that garbage pail you carry around. Or the center console of any woman's car. I don't know what's going on in there. Hairbrushes. Like what the hell? How did you even get that in there? Sarlacc pit. It is. It's a junk drawer. Batteries, money. Just like you find hundreds of dollars, lottery tickets, things stuffed in there from years. Registrations from 2017.

[John Holmberg]

You don't even own that car anymore.

[Brady]

This is your old insurance. This isn't even your insurance. I know. How did that get in there?

[Lisa]

It's just where stuff goes together.

[Brady]

Magic.

[Frank]

Got a couple of pretty videos.

[Dick Toledo]

First guy says, john garbage man here I make 150 grand and nobody wants to come near me. Yeah, unfortunately, I am not an introvert by choice. Yeah, I stop and wave at dogs now.

[Brady]

Good. Leave me alone. You make 150 a year as a garbage man. I said nice work. Yeah, that's good work. I didn't know that. Heck, I. I thought those guys were pulling. I don't know. I would have guessed like 80. Yeah, 150 is double. That's pretty good. And you're doing a heck of a job.

[Frank]

Job.

[Dick Toledo]

Bang up job.

[Brady]

Never have a problem with my garbage getting thrown around. So excellent work.

[Frank]

First one's a little home run hit in college baseball. Tcu.

[Brady]

All right.

[Frank]

The bullpen is helping out. O They're their height drilled deep to left field.

[Brady]

The town is back at the wall. TCU takes the lead. Oh, they just started dancing. Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Why did we watch that?

[Brady]

Brady.

[Frank]

There's some good moves. Brady.

[Brady]

Show those to Kirby, not the adults.

[Frank]

Okay, I'll make up for it.

[Brady]

Here, dance. Taste.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's Kenny Loggins.

[Dick Toledo]

And now we're in his wheel.

[Frank]

Tree man.

[Dick Toledo]

Notice the script on the right.

[Brady]

Gigantic Jesus.

[Frank]

I don't know what the hands are. It's a fan.

[Brady]

These are his hands.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, Those are wart hands. Remember we had a guy like this before?

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna be deported. One of these.

[Brady]

Dad is taking baths. Yo. Coming for brilliant.

[Frank]

They're like hooves on the end.

[Brady]

It looks like kind of hostage Dave Grohl with. I mean, his hands are like elephant sized and they're just all warts.

[Dick Toledo]

Got some good Corinthian marble behind him, though.

[Brady]

How come they get so big? Like, those are gigantic elephant sized hands.

[Frank]

Yeah, Just layered.

[Dick Toledo]

Now you put your hands in acid or something.

[Brady]

And then he pulled his sleeve up.

[Frank]

Yeah. Bathe in compound W. No, I know.

[Brady]

It'S hard to pull the trigger, but do it. Climb into that local river and swallow as much as you can.

[John Holmberg]

He couldn't pull a trigger with those big Fozzie Bear hands of his.

[Frank]

I mean, he could be a soccer goal.

[Brady]

He's trimming his beard.

[Dick Toledo]

Says the man from Iran has a rare disease called tree warts and must travel from Iran to New York City for surgery and recovery. The cost of treatment is high and they are asking for financial help from people. So this is the Iranian version of Gofundme.

[Brady]

Like what I told you before. They're sending over their worst. They're tree wart men. They're lunatics. They're rapists. He has to come to New York. Not while they still seek out the nuclear bomb. No way they can stay. Tremendous day. Tree men. You're not coming. Not coming here. Tariff on that guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Not that you could tell, sir. But it says that he cut off one of his toes.

[Brady]

Good. And no one would know. He grew a new toe and wart and tree bark.

[Lisa]

It's an amazing thing.

[Brady]

But any Iranian that wants to come here and use our beautiful hospitals. And we got the best in the world. A lot of people say that. Best hospitals ever. Best Indian doctors in the world. It's ironic that he wants to fly all the way to New York when he could just go right across the street to India and pick up a good doctor. But he's not doing. He's coming to New York. Not my New York. No way. Stay home. Tree Iranian. They all look like that. By the way, the Iran.

[Frank]

Last one's a 100 meter race. We got a little injury here and you can see it from every angle at the end.

[Brady]

Oh. Guy rips a hamstring.

[Frank]

Yeah. But, oh.

[Brady]

Then he falls down and his Leg flamingos at the knee now. Oh. He tries to balance off of his bad hamstring. And he takes a wicked step.

[Frank]

One last one from the back and.

[Brady]

That the angle knee goes almost all the way 90 degrees the other direction, just pulling up.

[Dick Toledo]

So the guy posts on here. He says, I am that athlete. I got a growth on my biceps. And very ridiculously after that, I trip and fall. Acl, lcl. Rupture of the biceps.

[Brady]

Biceps, biceps.

[Frank]

And rupture of the gas because he jams his arm.

[Dick Toledo]

Gastronemius. Many doctors told me that I'd never be able to play sports. But after operation, in two years, I became a national champion and third in the Balkans. In Dragonfield.

[Brady]

I think I'm fourth in the Balkans. Big whoop. Win the Balkans. I got six eighth graders to go kick your ass in the Balkans. I'll be right back. I'm going over to MLK and Jesse Owens boulevards and I'm going to bring back Balkan champions. We just swept the Balkans with these three kids I just met the Balkans. By the way, doctor said you weren't gonna run again. I don't think you were doing too well before the injury. You look like you were in last place when everything went sideways anyway. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right. I can't remember if we've seen this.

[Brady]

One or not, but it's always fun to refresh.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Lisa]

Don't make unnecessary journeys.

[Brady]

Oh, this is a news lady.

[Lisa]

Take risks and treacherous roads and don't swim in the sea. Incredibly, people have been spotted in the water here in Blackrock and Salt Hill both today and yesterday.

[Brady]

Oh, a stop sign.

[Lisa]

Wow.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. What happened?

[Frank]

Tiny stop sign.

[Brady]

Somebody hit her with it.

[Lisa]

Broken sawtail. Both today.

[Brady]

It wraps around her head.

[Lisa]

Oh, Brady.

[Brady]

I don't care how this. I think I'm thinking out of nowhere. Is the wind blowing that hard that I think so. Sign just dislodged and took a little.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, cuz look at her coat and everything else.

[Lisa]

Journeys don't take treacherous roads and don't swim in the sea. Incredibly, people have been slaughtered in the water here in Black Rock and both today and yesterday. Oh, my God, that kid.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. What kind of storm was that?

[Frank]

Getting slaughtered in the water.

[Brady]

That's terrible.

[Lisa]

Don't swim in the sea.

[Brady]

Bet you wish you were in the sea right now. There's no stop signs there.

[John Holmberg]

Just a sound.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. That is a rogue stop sign flying through the air and killing a reporter. Order. Oh, my Lord. All right. I didn't know that was gonna happen if you. Brett, we need to do ones. When you've seen those, just go guess the ending.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. All right.

[Brady]

Cuz there's no way I just said. Oh, a street sign flies off this morning. Just kills this lady.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, I don't think we need to guess the ending on this one.

[Brady]

All right. Oh, no. Somebody with a strong. What is that? What is that?

[Frank]

Explosive.

[Brady]

She had a straw in a butthole.

[Frank]

Boys had a root beer float.

[Brady]

We didn't see anything at first. There was a straw in the butthole, and then she took the straws out and some sort of weird yoo hoo came out. Like it was. It was a vanilla.

[Brett]

What was that?

[Frank]

I think it was a root beer float.

[Brady]

I don't know. Let's see it again. What's she blowing in there? Come on, Come on, splash it on me. It's like the milkshake dispenser at the five and Diner. Oh, why are her feet so wet? Look at that. She's so open.

[Frank]

Grinder or something.

[Brady]

Hey, bartender, take this.

[Frank]

Oh, it's Irish Car Bomb.

[Brady]

I mean, they don't really get into the first half when she's blowing all that stuff through. She just eats it up right into her mouth.

[Frank]

Mouth.

[Brady]

Okay, I just saw the straws coming out. They didn't focus in on the. The application. Just two straws.

[Frank]

Mystery.

[Brady]

We'll.

[John Holmberg]

We'll finish off with this. This kind of goes to that. That tool that Brady was talking about a little bit earlier.

[Brady]

Okay. This is a penis. This is a guy with something in his butt and they're pulling. Oh, it's a toilet brush in a guy's butt. It's a toilet brush coming out of. There's blood on it. There's blood on the toilet brush. Oh, God. She put her hand in. And the toilet brush is going back in. It's a brand new brush, too. That's the. That's that maximum bristle strength. Oh, it's back in. All the way down. There's blood.

[Frank]

Hair.

[Lisa]

Hair.

[Brady]

And now the brush is coming back.

[Lisa]

He's going to die.

[Frank]

He's going to die.

[Brady]

Good. That's not. When you scrub the poop, you do it after. Oh, look at all the blood on that brush.

[Frank]

Swirling it.

[Brady]

His butt lips are out. Oh, God. This show's gross.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there's nowhere to go from there, so we'll just end it there.

[Brady]

He had butt lips at the end when the brush came out, it had separated some stuff and made butt lips.

[John Holmberg]

That could be a top fiver I'll save that video.

[Frank]

Hate you.

[Brady]

I'm not a fan. Oh, how long did it take that one lady with those two little straws? Straws?

[Frank]

What's with the.

[Brady]

Load her up. Yeah, we need to see the application. The pre on that is like all you see is the end when she's ripping the two little. And they're just two regular straws for like a medium drink. They're not like big straws. Pops them out. You're like, oh, she just put something in there. And then man, it's. All of it came out. It looked like an Ensure. It's that color. It's that beige. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Here, maybe we can get it. We can get a better idea.

[Brady]

There, look, look. There she is blowing it in there. Right there on splatter down. Still gross.

[Frank]

I think. I think that's Guinness.

[Brady]

I didn't hear that part. Oh, look at that. She's so open. Yeah, she's open for business. The. Hey bartender. Take this. Yeah, okay. Bartender for the bartender. That's a dirty sarah.com if you're interested. At home and they're relatively attractive 80s video vixens at least Looks like Jesus Christmas, man.

[John Holmberg]

They walk amongst us.

[Brady]

They walk amongst. They're out there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Somebody sitting next to you at work?

[Frank]

There's only one dirty Sarah.

[Brady]

Maybe you, Brady. Somebody sitting next to you at work that had a Yoo in his butt and shot it out on someone last night. You don't know.

[Frank]

I just want to. The toilet brush man.

[Brady]

Yeah. That I don't get at all. How do you find out you like that? It's a mistake. You sat on it once more. Ooh, not bad. Oh, they're out there. You don't know what Toledo and Lisa are doing with their spare time. If it was me, I'd tell you. Guess what I did.

[Frank]

He's so open.

[Brady]

That's why they always say that. Beware of the quiet ones. Usually got a toilet brush on their ass. Gross. That was tough. There you go. That's your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD. Let's all go wash our hands. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

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[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Lisa]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is. What's wrong with you? Wednesday might rain later today by the way. You got that going for you as the storm rolls in. And then one week from Friday, 102 degrees. Off we go. Yeah, it'll ebb and flow. Hey, come on, we live here. We know. And also one week from Friday it will all be over. It will all be over. I believe one week from Friday is the 11th of April and we can finally bury this Phoenix Suns team. The season ends home game against the Spurs. There's only three more home games, Golden State, Oklahoma City and the spurs. And I am not going to any of them. I will now make the proclamation that I have watched my last minute of Suns basketball this year because they might as well play defense with their arms folded. I told Kevin Ray last night as we were talking after the Suns lost to the Bucks, I hope everyone on the team is fired from head coach, general manager, all the assistant coaches. And by the way, that's kind of a thing no one talks about with that team. All the assistant coaches are the same ones that have been there for the last few years anyway. Fizdale and all the dudes that have been. There's a couple other additions, but these guys are, you know, just new head coaches, same old staff, same results. This is an embarrassing, a $408 million a year embarrassment and everyone needs to go. And I even told Kevin Ray last night, good friend, I think the world of the Voice. I hope he and Eddie get fired as well. I don't think anybody needs to see this anymore. I think it's time we just started over. Yeah, Kevin's got to go. I love him. I don't want him to move out of town, but, I mean, it's time Kevin went and broadcast some real stuff. I'm just glad Al McCoy's dead. That's the first time I thought. I'm just glad he wasn't here to see this. Yeah, just say, what a show. Put him in the deep freeze. I think Kevin. I'm glad. I. I hope Kevin and Eddie are fired. I hope Chambers and Leander are fired. And I think the world of all those guys. I hope. I hope they. That our friend Sherry over there at the Do Equis bar. I hope she's fired everybody on staff, bartending, serving the people. Just a whole arena. Arena is let go. Fire them all. Burn that to the ground. I'm never going there again. That's just nothing but money out the door.

[Dick Toledo]

Really off season, you don't go there.

[Brady]

Never again. Shots in the bathroom, shots outside of the bathroom, shots everywhere. It's too expensive. It's just money out the door. You go in there, there's drinks in there. People are drinking everywhere. Not doing it. It's not enough fun to continue the misery. And no, the food is good. It's not good enough. I go to another restaurant before on the off season, driving down there for that. It would be a blast if the Suns were trying. But I'm the only one trying around here. I'm showing up, I'm enjoying myself, taking people to games, popping in, couple of drinks, shaking hands, meeting people, hobnob. I have been responsible for several business deals. I didn't even get paid for introducing this guy to that guy and that guy to this guy. Antony. My friend down there, I met at the Rahra Room. Antony doing business now with Shane over at Life Changer Loan. I got those two connected. I got Doug Hopkins down there a couple times. He's making deals. Everybody's making deals but Johnny. And I'm just sitting back, smiling, having time of my life. And all I ask is the Sons put out an effort. And they're not. So here's what I'm telling you. I got the Oklahoma City, and they're here on April, April 9, next Wednesday. That's with club passes underneath. You get the food and drink, not the Rah Rah room. Not gonna throw you in that. Don't. I'm giving those away on the air sometime before next Wednesday. And then Friday's the death Knell, when we finally drive the knife in and twist it, San Antonio spurs will be here.

[Dick Toledo]

Third game. Who's the third game?

[Brady]

The third one is Golden State. Oh, okay.

[Dick Toledo]

You're gonna go to that one?

[Brady]

No. Oh, Jennifer downstairs bought those. Oh, there you go. I'm giving the other two away. I'm done.

[Frank]

There you go.

[Brady]

You want them? You want to give them to me? What'd you. You go.

[Frank]

I go. There you go.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought you said. Here you go. Are you giving me something? Is it illegal for me to ask for something in return? Like, what can you offer? Because I put. I put them up.

[John Holmberg]

Be classy, at least, you know, like, if you. If you hook somebody up, they got to hook you up.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's fair.

[John Holmberg]

Be classy.

[Brady]

I agree.

[Dick Toledo]

In kind of right is what they call it.

[Brady]

But I can't sell them on Ticketmaster because. Well, you can, but it just gets embarrassing. It's just sad.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, because nobody's going to pay what they're worth.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, they'll pay what they're worth, but, you know, charity.

[Frank]

For charity.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. But that's embarrassing, too, because the Suns won't raise any money for charity. It's terrible. They're just awful. It's an awful product. All must go. I don't want to hear anybody talking about Devin. Booker's gotta stay. We love him. He's the face of the franchise. Well, what. What's the face of that franchise gotten you? Bupkis. So the face of the franchise. Gone. Kray, Eddie Johnson. Ask me, it's the best tandem in the business. I watch a lot of basketball. These two guys are great. Let them go. Broadcast games of teams that care. There's got to be somebody out there that'll take Kevin and Eddie got to Tom Chambers. He needs to go up to Utah, Montana and just enjoy his time on the ranch. Leander, you'll find something. The radio guys. I don't know who you are. You're done. Vince. Vince Morata. Mr. Grayson Allen. One, two, three. Fired. Everybody's got to go. I don't want to hear or see the same people.

[Dick Toledo]

Still got the Cowboys out?

[Brady]

Yeah, he can have the Cowboys. That's what I told him. Like, is there a franchise that you broadcast for that isn't struggling?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's the mush.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he might be. Although you can't blame 30 years of the Cowboy struggles on him.

[Brady]

You kind of can.

[John Holmberg]

How long has he been there?

[Brady]

30 years.

[John Holmberg]

Years.

[Frank]

He hasn't been there?

[Brady]

No. It's been there for a while. But I'm just saying, you know, K Ray, the mush. K. Ray might be a little bit of a cooler, I think. I think he's great.

[Dick Toledo]

Or bring back spicy Cunningham. Maybe she's the glue that held it all together.

[Brady]

Was she? Because they weren't winning with her either.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I thought they were winning earlier now.

[Brady]

While we're at it, fire all them Mercury too. While we're at it, let's get rid of them too. They're too close to the. Too close to the product. It's just embarrassing. Embarrassment.

[Dick Toledo]

Send them to the Utah.

[John Holmberg]

Have a WNBA team.

[Brady]

No. Who cares? Send them up there. The. The Lady Mammoths or whatever. I don't know what they're called.

[Dick Toledo]

The Lady Jazz.

[Brady]

I know that's the new. The hockey team name. The Mammoth.

[Frank]

Might be time to break down ice cubes.

[Dick Toledo]

3 ounce for Utah hockey Club.

[Brady]

No, they just. They finally finalized the name Utah Mammoth.

[Dick Toledo]

Because I kind of like their jersey. Hockey club.

[Brady]

This is Utah. Okay, I gotcha. But yes, I think that's. I think it's pretty much finalists. It's the Mammoth or something like that.

[Dick Toledo]

Because there was that. I think it was Colorado when Larry was doing the. That's got a sting.

[Brady]

Yeah, that was the soccer.

[Dick Toledo]

No, but they had a team that was the Mammoth.

[Brady]

That might be it. They had the Utah Mammoth. Was the.

[Dick Toledo]

No, I don't think it was Utah. I think it was Colorado.

[Brady]

Okay, man. We had the Sting. Yeah, they had the math Mammoth. That went away because it was an embarrassment, as are the Suns. Ishbia I'm mad at you raising prices and all that, but I'll get, you know, I'll figure it out with these tickets. I don't know if it's.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't have any hope that ISHB is going to turn this around? Like something's going to come out.

[Brady]

He's got one off season.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, not. I think it's going to take more than one. Don't we have the highest payroll in the league?

[Brady]

Yeah, they got to get rid of all of it. $408 million, second highest payroll in American sports. To who? The Dodgers?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah, duh.

[John Holmberg]

And how many. How many guys are on that team compared?

[Brady]

I mean, if you do 12 players on the basketball.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Yeah. And you got 25 on a baseball.

[Dick Toledo]

Team plus 40 man roster gets part of all that salary.

[Brady]

Oh, do they? I don't know that. But still, the sons are 13 max $409 million and they're raising ticket prices and they're losing like crazy and they're not even trying.

[Dick Toledo]

So get rid of everybody.

[Frank]

But Bol Bowl. He's your favorite.

[Brady]

Oh, no. Get rid of all of them. All of them. Yeah, Send Bulbul home.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[Brady]

I know he's American. You're the racist. Because he lives in Massachusetts, you son of a. No, I know. And I said send him home. And you went, oh, come on, racist. But by the way, send him there too. Get rid of everybody. Exile. But awful. It's just awful. So I'll give the. I'll give the. I'll give the tickets. He said, who is the better product currently, the Suns or the wnb? I mean, come on. There's the. One of them's worth watching. The other one's a bunch of women playing basketball. That's weird.

[Frank]

That's easy.

[Brady]

That's really easy. I'd rather watch the Wizards play. They need to doge that team. They lost a game 162 to 108 the other night. You think there's some money being wasted in Washington D.C. i looked directly at their basketball team.

[Frank]

Wow.

[Brady]

I don't even know how you can pay for that.

[Dick Toledo]

That was the real score.

[Brady]

Anyway. Yeah, I want to go to. I want to go to Mr. Ishbia and tell him I think I should be in charge of something because I've paid for it. Me and my buddy Anthony and Hopkins. Hopkins throw more money than anybody at this thing. He's been like four games this year. He hates this team. They've built a team we hate. So I'll give those tickets away, but I don't know if I'm allowed to do that or if we'll just give it away. Not yet. But if you have something to offer for those tickets, the club pass ones are real good. And Oklahoma City's the best team in the west. I don't know that they're going to be playing anybody. They got nothing to lose two days before the season ends. So I get, you know, could be scrub fest. It's going to be scrub fest. Why would you. Why would SGA play in that game at all? Why would the MVP come out here and play in that game at all? It's garbage. And they should be ashamed of themselves for what they did. Every one of those players should be ashamed of himself.

[John Holmberg]

Money out the door, huh? His nose is showing now.

[Brady]

Look, I don't. You don't have to be me and my people that I'm not that. To. To know that 408 million. And I mean for, for 37 wins isn't of value. So I'm, I've watched my last son's basket this year and I'm not going into that arena and putting another penny into that thing till ishpia shows me. I'm canceling. Everything changes. It's all over. My relationship is over. Players always want to say that too. It's a business. It's a business. Gotta mind my own. Gotta take care of my own. Me too. Don't play on my loyalties. When you're, when you're doing all business work over there, I gotta take care of my business. Okay, well, when a fan says it, you say we're not loyal or you don't stick with us through hard times. Only loyal fans. You're fair weather. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. It's a business business and business is bad. I got a brace for tariffs. I'm not going into that arena one more time this year at all. Screw them. They already got my money for the tickets. I'm not getting any more. Now. Does anybody have anything to give me.

[Frank]

Re ups for next year?

[Brady]

Kevin Ray and I have an agreement next year with some tickets. We've cheapened ourselves up pretty good. We got good seats, but we teamed up, knocked it out.

[Frank]

But if he's not going to be.

[Brady]

There, if he gets fired, we're all out. And I'm fine with it. No, no, we're out. We'll all, they're all gone. Munich, it's all, they're all gone. Yeah, but I want Kevin fired. I want everyone fired. Everyone deserves to be fired. And then you have to sing for your supper. You got to go back in there and audition for the job and start all over. I, I, I would, I would be part of that. I'll be ishb as Elon Musk. I'm dojing the whole thing. And then we'll, we'll work on getting it all back together my way. If Kevin wants to come audition for the job, he's got to tell me why. He's not the jinx, Johnny. We're friends. I mean, I don't understand. Tell me why you didn't do this. The two things that I've associated with the Suns for the last few years is you and losing. So let's get on this. How are you not responding? Responsible.

[John Holmberg]

And the Cowboys too.

[Brady]

I mean, not making a good case for himself. He's damn good at what he does, but he can do that anywhere, back up to there's an opening in Flagstaff for a radio sports guy.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, man.

[Frank]

Could you imagine if. Not if you doge it and you're like, k Ray, sorry, I'm going with Dale.

[Brady]

Yeah. Hella stranger. Yep. I'll put hell astray and me on there to do the games. At least it'll be entertaining and we'll talk about stuff that's not basketball. When they're down 35 at home, when they.

[Dick Toledo]

When you clean house, can you bring Kevin Ray in here? Like Wednesdays?

[Brady]

Kevin can have my job if I take.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, like your job.

[Brady]

I'll doge that. Doge the whole goddamn thing. It's a mess anyway, so I will give those tickets away. So be ready. People are already emailing. I'll take your tickets. I'll take it. That's fine. I just. He said, let me get those tickets and I'll give you a tour of Maryvale. It'll be better than the Dolly steamboat, I promise. Signed, President John. I'm not going to Maryvale and you're Impala tooling around those mean streets. No. I don't know. I don't even know what I would offer anybody. Like, I wouldn't. I don't want to make anybody pay for this. I feel terrible. We'll give them away. Boy, what we got, John? Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

I will make a $100 donation to the Humane Society or dog support program for the pair.

[Brady]

For a pair of tickets? 100 bucks. You have upper decker. You're out of your mind.

[Frank]

That's a start.

[Brady]

Rather give them away. Yeah. Is that the opening bid?

[Frank]

That's the opening bid.

[Brady]

You better go sell some plasma, Corey. That's a nice thing. And you know what? Who knows? Maybe that's all they'd go for. For. I don't know. I think I'd rather just give them away rather than take money.

[Dick Toledo]

John. I got myself four or four tickets. He says four. Maybe he does have four pair of you fest tickets. Gladly. Trade for those Sons tickets you have.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I think you can get those.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you offering?

[Brady]

Yeah, but you know what? That's a cruddy offer because it's a. I'm. I'm not offering a great prize.

[Dick Toledo]

Boy, you're not kidding about defense. How many teams have set their record shooting percentages against this team?

[Brady]

Literally. It would be a better defensive thing if they. They're the waste. Remember when Sonic the Hedgehog would get mad at you and he'd stand there when you're not playing, he'd tap his Toe and cross his arms. That's the Sun's defense. They're horrible. So I will give those tickets away. I'm announcing it right here. I'm not going to watch another minute. And I. I need to start this trend for sports fans to stop. And I've been guilty of this. To stop telling other sports fans they're not loyal when they don't support a team. That's bad. That used to be the case when the team was all the same guys and they weren't sitting there telling you how much of a business this is for them and their lives are. I get it. Gotta take care of my own. I hear that all the time. Every. Especially free agency in football. Gotta make sure it's right for me. Make sure it's right for me. My money.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta take care of my family.

[Brady]

I'm gonna take my family. Okay. Gotcha. I'm not gonna sign up until you guys are winners. Oh, that's fair weather stuff. And I'm like, yeah, so are you.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm calling BS on this. The guy with the Rah Rah room membership is giving away a pair of tickets to the unwashed. Not happening.

[Frank]

It's.

[Brady]

Mark my words.

[John Holmberg]

He don't care. He won't be in there.

[Brady]

April 25.

[Dick Toledo]

Going to.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Going to any. I'm not going back in that arena at all. 0. Some chance you'll see me in there again after last night's game. Not giving another penny to that place. Now if you want to buy me something and say we'll go to the Rah Rah Reminis on you, I'll pop it. No, I probably. No, I won't. I'm taking a stand. No.

[Dick Toledo]

Give you a personal tour of the Blade.

[Brady]

I can do that on my own. I've been on a ride along anyway. Yeah. It's just. It's. It's atrocious. It's an absolute mess. And they don't deserve any more of our money or time. I would like to say I would start a son's boycott and try to go empty the arena. See if we can get like a zero crowd. Like a Covid crowd. Let's Covid PHX arena for a couple of games and show them that this is an unacceptable thing and we're. We're not into it. We're not interested in what you've got to offer. Just because you say you're a good. You're not.

[Dick Toledo]

You think chances of that happening?

[Brady]

Zero. Too many dummies will Go.

[Frank]

Season tickets. Your Rah Rah room. H and H Ranch. A lot of money.

[Brady]

It's a lot of dough I've thrown at that. Now the H and H Ranch was a personal thing that sons don't see any of that part of that. It's a fun party. It is.

[Dick Toledo]

Blade guy has a counteroffer. Okay. Personal tour of the Blade and I'll buy you a hooker.

[Brady]

This is not good. Good.

[Frank]

No, it's going the wrong way.

[Brady]

No. Yeah, this is. This. No.

[Dick Toledo]

Anyway, I will play gay chicken with Brady for the pair of those tickets.

[Brady]

I don't know what that means, but yeah, you can have them. Come show Brady what that is. Gay chicken. I think that's when you guys just whip it out and run towards each other and see who moves.

[Dick Toledo]

John, since I know you need one. I've got an arb off road Jack. I'll give for those tickets.

[Brady]

It's a high lift. I have one of those. You don't.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I thought you said.

[Brady]

You didn't. I used to not.

[John Holmberg]

He bought one after. After.

[Brady]

When you need one and you don't have one, you quickly buy one. You end up with one within a day of that. No, I. We're good there. Well, I'll figure something out. But we'll just. Probably just end up giving them away because I'd feel guilty taking anything by handing you your experience. This handful of that I'm about to.

[Dick Toledo]

Give you and it's against the Thunder.

[Brady]

You said the Thunder's the best. But again, Thunder, G League. They're not going to be playing any. They're rescuing everybody. Huh?

[Dick Toledo]

I guess they would be. With the second to last game of.

[Brady]

The season, they've been the number one seed in the West. They're not losing that and they haven't for a month. They're not playing anybody two days before against this cruddy Suns team. So screw it. I can't. You know what? I can't in good faith take money from any of you or any belongings from you when I'm handing you. You know when you Oliver Twist your bowl out and I just fill it with dire. There's no way I could possibly ask for something. So we'll just give those tickets away if you. They're good seats, but that's enough. Screw the Suns, I say.

[Dick Toledo]

What do you. What do you tell your guy? Oh, is he already called to re up next year?

[Brady]

Yeah, I already. I already bounced him. I like Dylan a lot but I moved over to Kevin Ray, his section. He gets tickets and we're buying tickets together with another guy. Oh, so it's. It's a third of the price.

[Dick Toledo]

So wait, you just said you're out but you've already bought in for next season.

[Brady]

For next season. Season tickets. I'm not going to see them again this year. And I will cancel that if they don't do anything exciting. But this team. Everybody's got to get fired.

[Dick Toledo]

You get your money back if you do that.

[Brady]

I thought you had to put money. I don't care. I'm not getting my money back for any of what I just did. Very true. And I deserve my money back more for that than I do next year. At least Hope lives next year anyway. Sorry. Venting. Screw them.

[Dick Toledo]

Apparently have a lot of people that are with you.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Took you long enough.

[Brady]

He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Not enjoying myself at all doing this stuff. It's 859. It's a business. Gotta look out for my own. So let's go to the Boom Boom Room first. I don't think the Boom Boom Room is the one you want to end up at before the game. After. Maybe about this one.

[Dick Toledo]

John. I will give you a personal tour of the entire process of how your dog poop in the recycle bin gets processed. Including. Including the person that has to sort it.

[Brady]

Nobody's sorting it. Don't lie. There's nobody at the sort. There's no sorting bin for a city forever. A city of 5 million people doesn't have one. Dude. Just sorting through. Like Lucy with the chocolates.

[Dick Toledo]

John, turn off Brady's mic for a second.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

I have a half eaten Del Taco for this ticket.

[Brady]

I still can't take that from you. That's too high a price for these cruddy tickets. Great seats. Terrible product.

[Dick Toledo]

Where's the DUI bike guy was. I thought he was involved in this.

[Brady]

There's a few of those. It's nine o' clock on the dot. There you go. My son's tickets will be given away. Remind me of this some. Sometime before the game. Obviously we'll figure out a way to do it. But I can't. I thought about it like maybe we can do a trade for charity. I'm like that's not going to raise a penny. Just give them away. The charity is somebody who doesn't normally get to sit in good seats and go to the club.

[Frank]

Gets to go if you got a Doors box set.

[Brady]

Yeah. I would actually rather listen to the Doors than watch the Suns right now. I'd rather fe311 than go to another Sun's game.

[Lisa]

Cheer. Cheer.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Now. Turn off Brett's headphones. This guy says, john, I will run.

[Brady]

Nope, sorry. That's you, John.

[Dick Toledo]

I will run down South Central screaming the N word for those.

[Brady]

No. Yeah, it's not a thing. You go ahead and do that to that guy. Yeah, that's prize worth, I think it is.

[Frank]

Oh, here.

[Brady]

Congratulations, hero. Here, you deserve something for that. You deserve the beat down you're about to get anyway. Yeah, I'll give them away next week. I'm not going to do. I'm not doing this. And I'm getting all eating at friends, like, give them to me. Like, nope, nope, I'm not doing it. Ishba, you got a lot of work to do to prove you're not Daniel Snider, which we're getting awfully close to Daniel Snider. Here's my prediction. Prediction. New owner, lot of money. This is his toy. He's done a pretty decent job taking swings. I still don't think he's done a bad job making the moves he made. Just the guys didn't play. They didn't mesh. Nothing happened. Bad coaching, bad everything. It's all got to go. So you blow it up. Most of the time, a new owner's next move is to bring in an old sage, a Phil Jackson type, somebody that makes the fans go, oh, but he's way past his prime. You try to hit that Pat Riley jackpot, put him in his gm. What they need to do if they really wanted to listen to a smart guy, call Chris Paul and say, your career's over. We both know it. You want to be the general manager of the Suns, I'm going to let you do it because that's a no nonsense basketball mind. You hire a guy that makes sure the money part's good because you don't really care about that. And you put Chris Paul in charge of a basketball team and say, build what you've always wanted. Give me what you've always wanted. Get rid of all these guys, get back what you know is fair and build what you've always wanted. And Chris Paul would be an outstanding general manager. I can tell that. Just the way he ran the court. Now, whether he wants to do that or not is different, but that's the type of guy I'd bring in. But they're going to bring in like a guy who worked with Phil Jackson or somebody who knows Pat Riley. It's going to be a mess. So he is drastically Close to falling in into that oh category of owner. But at first we're all excited and he's not a bad. I don't think he's like Robert Sarver dumb. I think he's. He tried too hard, swung too hard at the first pitch and it took it to the warning track. And then from there on it's like, oh, you gotta wait for all the other at bats. Now he can't hit. So next move will be bringing in some old man, Tom Izzo from Michigan State. Somebody that's like got a name and has some gray hair and doesn't look like he's punking. That's not what they need to do. Anyway, we'll get that. We got Rock Horse coming up in just a little bit. We'll find out what's going on there next. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.

[G]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[G]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

The amazing people at the Core Institute. Twenty years ago, the Core Institute began and it's a better way of caring for people. And there are a lot of people who are coping with pain in their bodies every day. The Core Institute specializes in helping the pain disappear. And I speak from experience. Here I am now living pain free and enjoying all the things I absolutely love to do. So if you're living in pain, you don't have to anymore. The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and they're going to be here for a lot longer than that. And you can stop living with pain and start saying yes to all the things you love to do. Go to the core institute.com youm thought that was funny?

[Lisa]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you? Got an email. I'm gonna read this. I got no problem with this email. Except for one thing. And I'll tell you what it is at the end. Lady named Barbara says my comment is regarding the conversation by the DJs this morning and that was yesterday. She's talking about. The conversation was about AI generated women online. I found it misogynistic and insulting to all women. They're AI women. You can talk any way you want about them.

[John Holmberg]

Welcome to the show.

[Dick Toledo]

Pretty much.

[Brady]

Hold on. I think they covered all body types of women in the absolute cringeworthy conversation. I believe part of the conversation was about an AI generated nun and wanting to see her nude. Now hold on a second. Before you blame me, that's on the Internet. Yeah, that's already. And it's a sexy nun. That is Profile. Profile.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That the whole design of the thing is that you see naked.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Really? Unbelievable. I'm new to Phoenix and I've been trying to find a station to listen to in the morning and this one will definitely not be it. My husband was in the vehicle with me and also thought the conversation was awful. No, he didn't. No, he didn't.

[Frank]

Sorry. We're sorry about that.

[Brady]

There's that hot nun again. Yep. Please do better, Barbara. Well, Barbara, here's my advice to you. You already said you're not going to listen, so off fine with that. Second you're new to the city. We've been here for 24 years. You don't come traipsing into somebody else's house and start decorating. Shut your mouth, find what you like and zip it. We weren't talking about banging real nuns. That's wrong. AI nuns that present themselves with low cut cleavage.

[Frank]

J. Ma.

[Brady]

Nobody's getting hurt. And guess what your husband did on his Google after you. Out of the car. AI Hot. None. Check his history.

[Frank]

Oh, how comfortable was that ride?

[Brady]

Oh, rough. They're terrible.

[Frank]

Don't you agree, honey?

[Brady]

They're disgusting. Yuck. Can't believe guys talk like that. Not in my circles. In fact, I'm going to look at this and I might write a. You should write a stern letter to them.

[Frank]

You know what, honey? I'm going to listen more.

[Brady]

Yeah, just make sure. Listen to how terrible. Look, you're new in town. Sh. You're not allowed to talk about the stuff that's been here for a long time.

[Lisa]

I've lived here for four months and I think calling it Camelback Mountain's insulting to the Middle East.

[Brady]

Well, we're not changing it for you, newbie. Yeah, this is why I hate when people move here. California. They bring their ideas and they start throwing their elbows around like they have a say. You don't have a say. You're new. You can't even, like, go to college for a discount for like eight months. Like you can't. You're not a citizen yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Laurel and Hardy.

[Brady]

Right? So no new people can come.

[Frank]

You're no Tony and Dill Pickle. I love them.

[Lisa]

Don't you?

[Brady]

Well, they're nothing like what I used to listen to. Floor wax and light switch. So what? There's the Internet. Listen to your favorite show back home. Don't come into a new town and tell us to do better. I'll tell you to shut up. This guy says Barbara can go sit and spin on it. The website XNX actually has an AI P word category. Maybe she should check that out. Yeah, yeah, just. And your husband is. You know, he doesn't agree with you. He was having fun. I found it disgusting. Talking about incredibly hot phony women that'll do anything you want. It makes every man in the world sick. Imagine, honey, a woman who doesn't exist, that has no feelings or real emotions that you can treat however you want. Who's willing to get naked at the drop of a head. Roach. Repulsive. No man wants that. What we want is conversations about things you don't like.

[Frank]

Stuff you want to long commutes in the morning.

[Brady]

Long commutes with my wife so I can listen to her complain about things she doesn't like in the new city we've moved to. You should write them a letter, honey. Throw your weight around, which I'm sure is ample.

[Lisa]

I called her brat.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

She ain't listening.

[Brady]

Yeah. This guy says she lives by the. The adage I hate. I want you to be the change in the world I want to live in. I'm not gonna do anything about it. You go find another morning show that's good for you. And Steve says, go tell that C word to go back to California. I'm not going to go that far. I'll just read when you say it. Yeah. AI Women. You're right. You're going to put a stop to that. Barbara, how can you be misogynistic towards something that isn't real? I talked about men, too. And how the boobs on the. She was mad.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, We. We said there's.

[Brady]

AI Said that if you notice the AI Ladies, none of them are cups. And then I said, and I'm sure if they do. AI men, you're not going to get a five incher. Yeah, she Wasn't upset about that.

[Lisa]

I will not be listening.

[Brady]

Okay, well, stop typing then and start hitting buttons on your radio. Leave me alone. Don't hassle me. I'm local.

[Dick Toledo]

For context. Here we go.

[Brady]

Go. Huh? Yeah, there's some AI guys and it turns alien mighty quick. That guy's gorgeous. Jesus, he's everything I never will be. Redheaded dudes, bearded guys. Oh, KDKB's all over this. This guy Jeff says anyone that uses the phrase do better can immediately go off. Yeah, I agree with that. Complete completely. So for Rock wars today, let's have a song to welcome Barbara to Phoenix. Look at Freddy. Just rolled his eyes and good at this. Too long to tolerate the barbers of the world. You don't like it, move on. Jonathan says, I've never known a woman named Barbara who isn't mean. I have. I've known a couple of fun barbers. Yeah, he said, doesn't he? She know the history of barbers on this radio station? The last barber that complained had to apologize to you after she sent the email because her husband. Remember that barber? I still have her voicemail. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

She was winning.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. She was winning because I paid too much attention to her. But then she called and said, please stop. You're ruining my life. You're the one who started it. This one says, what kind of man rides to work with his wife? That's fair. Well, there's some context for the possible winner of Rockworth.

[Lisa]

Get in the car, David. We're gonna search for a show that I like and if I like it, you like it.

[Brady]

Yes, honey.

[Lisa]

I'm dropping myself off first and then you can walk to your office.

[Brady]

Of course, honey. That's the way it should be.

[Frank]

I talked to Stedman today.

[Lisa]

Quiet. Speak when you're spoken to, David. Barbara's got the calm. Now let's flip around these local stations of our brand new berg and see exactly what we're listening for. Rock and roll. Yes, station one. I've heard things about this. Evidently their morning show's been here for a bit.

[Brady]

And the AI girl has huge cans. And even they got a nun that's got one on there. I'd like to see that nun naked.

[Lisa]

Unacceptable. I'll be penning a letter because that's what fun people do.

[Frank]

We've got shopping to do.

[Brady]

Honey, you should always write letters. I know that. Society loves people who write letters and complain about things. It's fantastic. Fantastic. That's proof you're the most fun person in the city. We should throw parties. Everyone will come.

[Lisa]

You said come. I told you. I hate that word.

[Brady]

Right. Because you never do it right. I understand. Because your body fights those. That broad is probably the reason they had to move in the first place. Poor bastard. You know what? F him. He made that choice. Take it easy on that broad. You are misogynistic. And she's probably on the rag. Oh, boy. I think that's fun.

[Lisa]

A sternly written note to the management of the station that employs the man who has the nerve to insult AI created women.

[Brady]

How's that letter coming, honey? Great.

[Lisa]

It's my 15th one of the day.

[Frank]

Could I have my spine back?

[Brady]

Never.

[Lisa]

Spine is mine. You see my T shirt? The spine is mine.

[Brady]

Can I read the letter first? Sure.

[Lisa]

For grammatical errors. You're not changing a thing about it.

[Brady]

Yeah. So thanks. Welcome to this town. Glad to have you, Barbara.

[Lisa]

I didn't like it. So it must change. 24 years on the air. They're nothing but filth.

[Brady]

You're right. It's been working though.

[Frank]

Keep writing.

[Brady]

Come to your house and start telling you how you did everything wrong.

[Lisa]

I just got here.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're doing it wrong. What? Dumb. So we'll have a.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

Bunch of hot AI Guys.

[Dick Toledo]

What Gemini thinks is an average man.

[Brady]

Not average. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It's supposed to be the same guy.

[Brady]

I think he can wear anything. There isn't anything that looks bad on that man. Is it bad that I want to see his cans as much as the nuns?

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady]

Hey, Barbara.

[Dick Toledo]

I want to better at the hands. Like you were saying.

[Brady]

I want to see that fake nun naked and performing on me. Lamb of AI God. Barbara.

[Dick Toledo]

You wouldn't look away if this AI generated image.

[Brady]

Exactly. She's got her Vaseline bottle. Looks like a. Like a pool cue thing.

[John Holmberg]

Chalk up.

[Brady]

She's chalking up nightly. And rubbing away are all the sides. He's peeling the bottom.

[Lisa]

I've got more rubbing to do.

[Brady]

Relax, lady, or you're gonna get the treatment. The last part. I'm being nice because I have your last name. Knock it off. Listen to Chat GPT over here. They're good. Fine. Keep it in the family. All right. That's what we'll do. 585-9800 if you have a suggestion. Suggestion? To welcome our new listener. Barb to. To kupd. A song to welcome all new people that complain about things the first day they get here. What a fun person. And you can help us out. Also at [e-mail] or text 97936 Rock wars for our newest friend. Next, Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known as Rock Wars. Much to Brady's chagrin. That face told the story. Barbara. The newbie firing over that. She'd like this show to change. She just moved here. Didn't like what she heard about AI Ladies.

[Lisa]

Can't believe they were talking about AI Women now way do better.

[Brady]

That's right, honey. You tell him. Well, I take my flaccid penis into the bathroom and bang it into the stall door.

[Lisa]

Bastards. They're nothing like Speed Coat and glassware. That was my favorite show back in Des Moines.

[Brady]

So a pro. A song welcoming our new friend into town.

[Lisa]

I'm new and town. I don't like certain things. I'm going to get them changed even though they've been here forever. Dear Phoenix. Alice Cooper is ugly.

[Brady]

You're not wrong about that, Barbara. It is Rock Wars. And it's brought to you by. Of course it's brought to you by friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000American. No credit needed and tops up. Seller paid the entire process, just taking several minutes. Mo Money Pawn.com. 12th Street. An Indian school. A song. A tribute to our new friend Barbara, who just moved here and wants us to change. Brady, I'll let you go first.

[Frank]

All right. I kept mine simple, clean. Let n Ivan from five finger Death Hunch. Take care of this. Walk away.

[Brady]

A good one.

[Frank]

Basically saying, I've seen cruel things to you. I don't regret it. Walk away.

[Brady]

Don't care. Don't care. I said what I said. You didn't like it, you go ahead. Make it easy on yourself. That's pretty good. I like that. Very well done. Walk away, Barbara. Let's just drop the a babar.

[John Holmberg]

Using the whole fist there, Doc.

[Brady]

All right. What do you got there, kid?

[Frank]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

You know, what was her husband's name? Robert or something like that.

[Brady]

I don't remember.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, whatever. I mean, you know, her husband. Husband. I don't know if he's a big rock fan or anything like that. I think they just kind of stumbled across us. I think he's more of a hip hop fan. So I'm. I'm pretty much going with his theme song. Riding in the car every goddamn day with her ludicrous.

[Brady]

Move.

[John Holmberg]

Get out the way.

[Brady]

Move back. Yes. When he said, honey, I'm moving to Phoenix, he. He was. He didn't expect you to come with.

[John Holmberg]

He was leaving Hoping he would.

[Brady]

You showed up. Get out the way. Get out the way.

[Frank]

That's his inner thoughts.

[Brady]

Get out. Yeah. This is what he's thinking the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, every damn day of his life.

[Brady]

Pounding on that keyboard.

[John Holmberg]

That's him screaming, move.

[Brady]

You see them headlight. You hit that crowd. Stop that. That's in his head. His inner dialogue. I like that one a lot. I'm going to take a tender approach, boys.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Brady]

Yeah, W. All she says to me is fun. That's all I hear. Letter writing fun. Been here for a couple days. Didn't like something hooks that computer up before she even unpacks her bedroom.

[Lisa]

I write a letter.

[Brady]

You know, we're not the first letter she's ever written.

[Lisa]

Be better.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. You don't just, like, all of a sudden start writing letters.

[Lisa]

Be better.

[Frank]

Do better.

[Lisa]

Cringeworthy. These are keywords I use in my letters.

[John Holmberg]

She's got a form letter. She just inserts names here.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's AI.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's AI.

[Brady]

Include the cringeworthy and the do better. Where there is sunrise, there is Barbara. Only Barbara glows this way. Where there is laughter, there is Barbara. Where there is sunrise, there is Barbara. It's irony. Barbara only Barbara. It's the first time anybody's ever played a love song to her.

[Lisa]

Frank Sinatra was a misogynist. He was a womanizer.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought I was being sweet.

[Lisa]

I'm going to write a letter to the Sinatra state.

[Brady]

There is laughter, there is Barbara. Always Barbara. Here's the part she's going to get mad at.

[Frank]

Warm and gay.

[Brady]

Warm and gay. Uhoh. And when there's music, she's the song. Sinatra said it best.

[Frank]

It's a new Sinatra song.

[Brady]

The most ironic way possible. The song is called Barbara, and where there is laughter, there is Barbara. Unfortunately, it's at her, and usually it's by a doctor. Scale. We're gonna have to use the bigger scale. You come over here. That's for people. John Gordon, we're late. You go first. Who's going to win today for our tribute to our new listener, Barbara, who wants us to change after 24 years?

[Dick Toledo]

Do this again.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, nobody picked a song I would have chose, so which was yours? Good song by Cinderella called if you.

[Frank]

Don'T like it, I don't care.

[Brady]

No, that's. Yeah, that's true. But you said good song by Cinderella, so that threw us.

[Frank]

See, I knew, I knew, I knew.

[G]

Nobody would pick that.

[Frank]

But we got to go.

[Brady]

Go with Bretzky this week. And just to calm yourself, I Have a feeling her husband has to do that every once in a while.

[Lisa]

I've penned another letter to someone that made me mad today.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Christ.

[Brady]

Where there's laughter, there's Barbara. He does it all day.

[John Holmberg]

Or he's singing the theme from mash.

[Brady]

Yeah. Suicide is painless.

[Lisa]

Where do I sing MASH when I talk about my letters?

[John Holmberg]

A big Hot Lips fan.

[Brady]

Thank you.

[Frank]

Here. Choppers.

[Brady]

Just remember, he's got the helicopter in his head. Incoming wounded. What is Barbara? I don't understand why Barbara's so upset. The at everybody.

[John Holmberg]

I wish it was me.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Coming in on those choppers.

[Brady]

Choppered me away. Can I get on that flight that takes Henry out of here? I believe it crashes in the China Sea. Thanks, Barbara. All right, that's yours. Move. Gotta do a commercial first. Do the spots. We'll come back. Move. Will start Larry show. All right. Congratulations, Brett. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady]

Our theme song for our new listener. Happy, happy to have you welcome here from whatever communist state you moved from and thought you could change the world. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Hey, what's up? It's Mo and my friends at the.

[Lisa]

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[Brady]

Which makes total sense because UAT are.

[Lisa]

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[Brady]

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[Lisa]

And don't just study tech, live it.

[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Lisa]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you? She's the one we just tried to rattle off. If there's any Barbaras that are. Remember the barber that last year was mad and then she said she would kill a dog, Remember? And that's when we started to rip on hers The Wicked witch.

[Frank]

Yeah, I'll kill a dog, too.

[Brady]

Then she called and asked me to stop because she's a horrible letter she wrote that was just awful. And then she regretted it. And then of course, the drunk last year that tried to get us all fired, he didn't even listen. He's like, barbara, he didn't listen. He listened to something. He got so mad at it because he got fired up. He started trying to get us fired. A year later, emails back apologizing that he was an alcoholic and he'd lost his mind and we were on his list for apologies. And again, I don't accept your apology.

[Dick Toledo]

I give you some rundown. A few of the bottom Barbaras.

[Brady]

Yeah, Good ones.

[Dick Toledo]

Give me. You give me your Yelp review on them.

[Brady]

Barbara Billingsley. Brett brought up, which is good because she spoke jive.

[Dick Toledo]

Barbara Bush.

[Brady]

She seemed fun.

[Dick Toledo]

Barbara Walters.

[Brady]

Let me say this. A modern day Barbara.

[John Holmberg]

Old Barbara's Barbara Eden.

[Brady]

Was anybody over 70? All the good ones are over 70.

[Dick Toledo]

There's any young one. Barbara Hershey, Barbara Mandrell, Barbara Steven.

[Brady]

He already said that. Oh, all of them are like 80 plus if they're 70 and over. They're barbers from another time. Modern day barbers. No good.

[Dick Toledo]

You're right.

[Brady]

And I think they're just mad because they got an old lady name and more than likely a caboose to match.

[John Holmberg]

Streisand's. Your people too, right?

[Brady]

I don't know that I'd hang out with her, though. Here it comes. She's gonna write another letter.

[Lisa]

You're just nothing but a poor man. Tower star.

[Brady]

Exactly. And if I could have that AI nun right now riding me in front of you, Barbara, I would do it.

[Dick Toledo]

And even AI can't give me one that's like under 50.

[Brady]

Yeah, there aren't any. Red Robin. Wouldn't you like to see me on top? On top of that nun? Oh, my God. AI Nun and AI poor man's Howard Stern riding right. Don't you think that would be great? Brittle Juice. Bubba Bastard. That's right. Well played, Baba Bastard. See Baba Bastard's AI as well. We don't want to him, but I would love that. I would love to be on top of that incredible AI Nun and hear her scream out God's name. AI style. Barbara. Give her some suggestions. Maybe email her back and say, hey, you know, KSLX hasn't. Nice show. Safe, simple, humorless. You're gonna love it.

[John Holmberg]

There's some porn stars named Barbara.

[Frank]

She's got an H in it, though. I just think bad Barbie, bad Beharby.

[Brady]

But that's Barbie. That could very well be its own name. On its own, she could be a Barbara. Not sure I want to hang out with her either. Either way, it's time for the entertainment. A drill. Defend yourself from letters reactdefense.com delete email back. Barbara, you're the new kid in town and I think you just need to learn. She sounds like Stu's girlfriend from the hangover. I love that.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, finally, AI came up with one Barbie.

[Brady]

Two. That's a Barbie.

[Dick Toledo]

Taiwanese actress, singer and television.

[Brady]

That's not a Barbara. That's a Barbie. 50 Barbies are auto fun. Barbaras are letter writers. If it wasn't for Karen, Barbara would have won that.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, without a doubt.

[Brady]

We had Linda as Our original writer 21 years ago. 24 years ago when the original Fat Lindy emailed in.

[Dick Toledo]

And that stuck for a long time.

[Brady]

Yeah, Fat Linda stayed until Karen took over. And that wasn't our doing.

[John Holmberg]

Barbara Bieber.

[Brady]

That's a porn star named Barbara Bieber.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, all right.

[Brady]

Is it Bieber or Beaver? Barbara D. I don't like that.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm unfamiliar with Barbara D. I like Barbara B.

[Brady]

That's the best a barber can be. The best the Barbara can be. Porn star barbers are the best barbers ever.

[Lisa]

There they go again.

[Brady]

You should write another letter. Honey, it's working. Get her. Get her. Smash her into the earth. Somebody should take away your keyboard. Touch grass. We learned that today. Hey, Barbara, go touch grass. You're on the keyboard too much, John.

[Dick Toledo]

You're right. I bet this lady wants her friends to call her Barbie so she can feel young and relevant.

[Brady]

Right. And somehow things thinner.

[Lisa]

I cut off a couple extra letters. It feels like I dropped 20 pounds. Call me Babs. I'll be anorexic before you know it.

[Brady]

Looking good, honey. What are you doing? Are you down to a size 14 now? Geez, you better watch out if James Gum. See, he's going to want your skin.

[John Holmberg]

Barbara Mori from Univision fame.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, me looks a lot Univision.

[Brady]

Maybe that's her. It's time now for Brady to entertain us all. It's brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense training. And if you want to get in on this, all their courses are going. But Barbara, you should go out there, sign up for that thing. They have a women's self defense course. And as many people have you pissed off in your brand new town. You might want to, you know, learn some fisticuffs. Get on out there, anybody's welcome. Well, that's not altogether true. They'll turn away jerks. But if you're out there and you want to get better at being you, become a sheepdog, stop being a sheep and get involved in this self defense training that is unmatched. Unlike anywhere else. You are not getting this training for this price. You're not getting this trading for any price anywhere else, let alone the price they're giving you. 199 bucks for two months of personal training and you're gonna walk away from that thing a different animal. Trust me. Confidence soars when you get through this thing because you realize what you're actually capable of. Some impressive stuff. You might think you're capable of things and you'd be put in a situation to go, oh, I wouldn't have known what to do. They changed that in heartbeat. You can go through all the scenarios you can imagine. They've done it all, man. Machetes, hammers, knives, guns, all that stuff. Anything that requires self defense, they've got a scenario and they'll work you right through it. It's amazing. Get on up there. Check it out. Reactdefense.com. all their seminars, all their classes listed right there at their website. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me real quick.

[Dick Toledo]

A listener says, guys, I'm behind. Barbara right now says, this van runs on Jesus coffee and chick fil a. It's got the outline of a pig with a bow tie on the side of it.

[Brady]

The first thing I saw was the pig wearing the beautiful. It's not a bow tie, is it? It's a hair tie.

[Frank]

Pretty hair tie, which is exactly like a cheer bow. A pig.

[Brady]

That's an actual drawing of Barbara. It's not a pig at all. He's kind of pug nosed.

[Dick Toledo]

Jesus coffee and chick fil a.

[Brady]

It's Jesus comma coffee or Jesus coffee.

[Dick Toledo]

What's Jesus comma?

[Brady]

Oh, there's a comma. Okay. She bought a sticker that said this. Somebody makes that sticker.

[Dick Toledo]

Probably a custom job this man runs on.

[Brady]

It's like when I was joking around at the comedy show and earlier in the week I'd seen the family that had the, you know, the stick figures and then one of them was flying angel wings. Like somebody makes that. That's a pretty targeted audience to go, one of your kids dead? Because I got a stick figure in the back with wings on it.

[Dick Toledo]

To be fair, my kids dad has.

[Brady]

One of one in the back. Just looking in. This fan runs on Jesus. No it doesn't. It runs on gasoline. You try stuffing Jesus coffee and chick fil a in your gas can. See how far you are, driver? Yeah, I want the accelerator. Let's do some reality here, nutbag.

[Lisa]

This car simply goes on Jesus.

[Brady]

Yeah. Run out of gas and go. All right, Lord. I brought the coffee and the the waffle fries. See if you can fire this beast up and get me to work.

[Dick Toledo]

Thanks to the listener who sent that in.

[Brady]

Good thinking, honey. No reason to go get petrol at all when we've got Jesus coffee and chicken. Car should go anywhere we want. Really. I read about this online. It's a life hack. People don't know you don't need gas anymore. Just need to believe in Christ. Have some. You ban. Go get yourself one of those delicious grilled chicken sandwiches, John.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, you could always apologize to Barbara by giving her a gift certificate to any one of the fine establishments at 27th Avenue in Indian school.

[Brady]

Yeah, get you a free stay at the old Nights Inn. Brady. Go ahead. Sorry. We're crushing Barbara forever.

[Frank]

John Wick spinoff movie Ballerina hits the theaters in June. That's not the end of the franchise though. There's a bunch of stuff coming out including John Wick 5. And yes, Keanu Reeves is back. Even though he supposedly died at the end of John Wick 4, he's a ghost. He's also in Ballerina. In addition to John Wick Chapter 5, there will be an also be an animated prequel film, a spin off movie featuring Kane the blind assassin played by Donnie Yen in Chapter four.

[Brady]

I don't remember any of that.

[Frank]

Nope.

[Brady]

By the way, this guy says my wife doesn't do anything for me orally at all. Honey, do better sign. Barbara's husband.

[Frank]

Cardi B says her ex husband Offset has been harassing her for months. Begging her, begging her doesn't say wow to take. And threatening murder suicide.

[Brady]

If she doesn't take him back, he'll kill her and himself.

[Frank]

And then he's also sending revenge porn of the two of them to Cardi, Cardi's new man.

[Brady]

Quite an offer.

[Dick Toledo]

So wait, somehow he got the phone number of Cardi's new man?

[Brady]

Sure, they probably have the same agent.

[Frank]

Paul Rudd said there's only one guy he can't stand. It's a dentist who screwed up his teeth decades ago. He just. He was in his late 20s and he appeared in the movie Clueless and said that went to a dentist and the Guy said he needed some preventative stuff. And since he was a professional, Paul believed him. Said the guy screwed up my teeth so badly.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Frank]

It's one of the things that I carry around. Still furious to this day. I can't remember the guy's name if he's reading this or if he sees this little article.

[Brady]

You can't remember where you got your teeth done?

[Frank]

I would have remembered that.

[Brady]

Me too. I know where my dentists are. I know where old dentists that I used to go to are and what their buildings are now. How? Well, it was over on McClintock. Probably close to Broadway. Can't remember his last name.

[Dick Toledo]

By the Ted's hot dogs.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Dr. McLaughlin. Dr. Way.

[Brady]

Yeah. You know yours.

[Frank]

Greg Manning is the most recent Dr. King.

[Brady]

I have a drink. I remember.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember none. Dr. King.

[Brady]

Dr. Alphabet. I did. Dr. King was my first dentist. He had a dream that I would floss.

[Dick Toledo]

And did you?

[Brady]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

No more.

[Frank]

Povich just started his new podcast.

[Dick Toledo]

Mopo.

[Frank]

Yep. With Connie.

[Brady]

Yeah. They were talking about sex. First day.

[Frank]

Sunday is their day.

[Brady]

Yeah. That they have sex.

[John Holmberg]

I won't be tuning in.

[Brady]

They have scheduled sex.

[Frank]

They still grind every Sunday.

[Brady]

Like Barbara and her husband. We have some audio of that. They are active. I just got that. That's new listener. Barbara and her cuck husband having sex on their monthly session.

[Frank]

It's the therapy monthly.

[Brady]

Is that you, Barbara Spade bugging? That's me. Thanks, Trevor. You planted that seed. That's it for us. We're all done. We're not going to get to move. What's the matter?

[John Holmberg]

Not that, Noah. Just texting. I just tuned in. What's this problem?

[Brady]

Listen to podcast. It's all available for you and Barbara both. And to those of you who still think I do, I don't give a about your opinion. So don't just email the air. Speak it into existence. Your car.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, front butt. Barbara, lay off the donuts and listen to Katie KB their dei.

[Brady]

Yeah, go nuts. I don't. I don't care. This is funny. My fiance hates your show, but I force her to listen to it at times it's even funnier that way. Your top salesperson, Tom Winterm is her uncle. Sound doesn't work. Come move. You don't have to like it. It. Just turn it off. Go away. I don't care. I'm just going to make fun of you. It's going to be worse for you. This is terrible.

[Frank]

Keep writing. Keep writing.

[Brady]

Literally, I'm like. I'm like punching one of those. Those armless bobs, you know? Yes. You can't. It doesn't hurt. But when your hand hurts at the end, you're going to be like, I shouldn't have hit it that hard. I was dumb.

[Dick Toledo]

Probably shouldn't have done that.

[Frank]

The sparring dummies.

[Brady]

Yeah, the sparring dummies. Just sit there and just like, I don't care. Like, I look a little bit like them, and I'm kind of the same. Exact amount of emotion. That's it. Larry's coming up next. Now, if you want to hurt somebody's feelings, this is your guy. Don't write him nasty letters. He very, very sad man when he gets through that. So you got to be nice to Larry. I always say that. Be nice to Larry. He's always nice to you. I'm on the fence. Yeah, he's up next. He's got all sorts. I think he's got you fest tickets today, too. We'll find out if we can give you those. And nothing for Barbara. That's it. We're all done. You guys have yourselves a great day. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Brett]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feltface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com from.

[Dick Toledo]

Monument Valley to Sedona, Horseshoe Bend, Grand Canyon, and more, you might think you've seen all Arizona has to offer. Well, I'd tell you if you haven't been fishing in Arizona, you haven't seen a thing. It's Dick Toledo from homework's morning sickness. And my first time fishing in Arizona was up in Greer with my friend Jeremy. He was the pro that I'm definitely not. But grabbing a fishing license that weekend was the passport that opened up the whole state to me. And you can get your [e-mail] and discover for yourself a whole new way to take in the Arizona sites.