Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 04-02-25 - John Is Officially Done w/The Suns This Season And Possibly Next If Things Don't Change
Host/Author: John Holmberg, with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: April 2, 2025

1. Introduction: Breaking Ties with the Phoenix Suns

In this emotionally charged episode, John Holmberg announces his decision to sever ties with the Phoenix Suns, both for the remainder of the current season and potentially the next, should significant changes not occur within the organization.

John Holmberg (04:24): "I have watched my last minute of Suns basketball this year because they might as well play defense with their arms folded."

2. Critique of the Suns' Performance

Holmberg delves deep into the Suns' disappointing performance, highlighting the team's lackluster defense and overall gameplay.

John Holmberg (09:17): "The Sons are 13 max. $409 million, and they're raising ticket prices and they're losing like crazy and they're not even trying."

He emphasizes the team's defensive shortcomings, comparing their in-game behavior to unresponsive characters.

John Holmberg (16:53): "They're horrible. So I will give those tickets away. I'm announcing it right here. I'm not going to watch another minute."

3. Dissatisfaction with Management and Coaching Staff

A significant portion of the discussion centers around the Suns' management and coaching decisions. Holmberg expresses frustration with the lack of accountability among the coaching staff and front office.

John Holmberg (02:45): "I hope everyone on the team is fired from head coach, general manager, all the assistant coaches."

He further criticizes specific individuals, suggesting that the same ineffective staff has been retained despite poor results.

John Holmberg (07:04): "All the assistant coaches are the same ones that have been there for the last few years anyway."

4. Season Tickets and Ticket Giveaway

In a bold move, Holmberg announces his intention to stop purchasing season tickets and instead give them away, either to fans or as a gesture of protest against the team's management.

John Holmberg (05:30): "I will make a $100 donation to the Humane Society or dog support program for the pair... instead, we'll just give them away."

The discussion includes banter about the logistics of giving away tickets and the challenges associated with it.

John Holmberg (17:58): "I'll do it. Well, not... I think it's going to take more than one. Don't we have the highest payroll in the league?"

5. Suggestions for Team Improvement and Future Management

Holmberg doesn't stop at criticism; he offers suggestions for how the Suns can turn things around. He proposes bringing in experienced figures from the basketball world to rejuvenate the team.

John Holmberg (08:46): "Chris Paul would be an outstanding general manager. Just the way he ran the court."

He contrasts this with the current management, advocating for a complete overhaul to foster real change.

John Holmberg (10:30): "They should be ashamed of themselves for what they did. Every one of those players should be ashamed of themselves."

6. Conclusion: A Call to Action for Fans

Wrapping up the episode, Holmberg calls on fans to take a stand, either by boycotting games or challenging the team's management to make necessary changes.

John Holmberg (21:42): "Screw them. They don't deserve any more of our money or time."

He encourages listeners to support his efforts in holding the Suns accountable, emphasizing that true loyalty should reflect in actions, not just words.

John Holmberg (17:50): "Gotta take care of my family. Okay, Gotcha. I'm not gonna sign up until you guys are winners."

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg (04:24): "I have watched my last minute of Suns basketball this year because they might as well play defense with their arms folded."

• John Holmberg (09:17): "The Sons are 13 max. $409 million, and they're raising ticket prices and they're losing like crazy and they're not even trying."

• John Holmberg (08:46): "Chris Paul would be an outstanding general manager. Just the way he ran the court."

• John Holmberg (21:42): "Screw them. They don't deserve any more of our money or time."

Final Thoughts

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona serves as a passionate critique of the Phoenix Suns' current trajectory. John Holmberg, supported by his co-hosts, lays bare the frustrations of a dedicated fan base witnessing their beloved team struggle both on and off the court. Through candid discussions and bold decisions, Holmberg not only voices his discontent but also calls for tangible changes, urging both the team management and fellow fans to reflect and act towards improvement.

For listeners who haven't tuned in, this episode offers a raw and honest perspective on sports fandom, team management accountability, and the lengths a fan will go to stand by their beliefs.