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Dick Toledo
You thought that was funny?
Brady
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
Nathan
What the hell is wrong with you?
Brady
That song gets me every time. This makes you want to do stuff.
John Holmberg
Sabotage, then the video.
Brady
Oh, the video. When that video came out, I remember my friend Brian Rendall texting me, have you seen the new Beastie Boys video? I'm like, no. Turn on MTV and wait for it. And I did. And when that thing came on, it was 21 years old. Life altering. Yeah, it's like this is the coolest Jews rap music, cops. It just. It was awesome. Before we get to the entertainment drill, we talked yesterday about whole Toxic. By the way, I really enjoyed Jason Cheney and Will Pepper. Not like they have to team up all the time, they're good separately. But Jason's a he got me curious. Not by curious or anything, but go see his comedy and stuff. The better part is, and I don't mean this to be as racist as it's gonna sound, but there is no denying, and I don't know why or even if it was them that I left the room after they left and I came back in and the room smells like noodles. Did you smell it?
John Holmberg
No, I got allergies.
Brady
Okay. It did.
Nathan
I always smell noodles.
Brady
Yeah. That means Valhalla is getting closer. You're almost there, friend. When you smell Mama's sauce. It's time. But yeah. So they were great. But. And then. So here's the funnier part is I said, do you guys smell noodles? And Brett's like, no. And Brett's leaving the room and we're walking out together. And I said, maybe. Maybe I hugged him. And he has that. Like, maybe Jason had, because we said goodbye. And then Brett says in only Brett's way. And this one I'm doing. He turns to me and goes, well, you hugged him. As if I deserved noodle smell forever. And then he turned over his left shoulder and looked right at me, and he goes, communist. And I'm like, what? Hugging an Asian man goodbye in Brett's world is akin to the Red Menace. Yep. You're one of them. We don't even know. Like, he's not like, I know, but that made me die. I was in the hall. I just started laughing.
John Holmberg
It was interesting, though. They took Brady's side with the donut thing. They knew that right away.
Brady
Like, bang. It's like, evidently, that's something. Just John didn't know. I didn't know either.
John Holmberg
I don't think.
Brady
We don't eat donuts like crazy. I think that's. I haven't been in a donut shop since I was like, 12.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
The last donut shop I was actually.
Nathan
In all the time.
Brady
All right, calm down. You eat them more than us. That's all we're talking about. You do. You do. Oh, you broke it. The last donut shop I was actually in was in Toledo, Ohio, because it was three in the morning and we were lost and we had. Because we're trying to find the place that we were going, oh, Toledo. And we pulled in and there was a guy at Donut shop was open. We went in there and he actually told us we needed to hurry up.
John Holmberg
Cambodian.
Brady
Don't remember that. Yeah, but he told us we needed to leave. Like it was time to go. So here's a dog. Oh, no, that's Thriller.
John Holmberg
No, in the hallway right there. See, right there.
Brady
There is a dog. I told you. Oh, beautiful dog. Who's this? Clyde. Clyde the Glide Clyde is a doodle of some sort. Goldendoodle. Thanks for bringing Clyde in. You know, he's afraid of them. That's how this happened. He got bit. That's why. That's why he walks that way. Anyway, before we get to the entertainment drill real quick, it says we were talking about whole talks yesterday, which is a, getting shots in your B hole. It was a gay thing that they put the advertisement out the bottom easy to make bottoming easier. And our. One of our gay listeners, Nathan, said, John, when you first start bottoming, when you first start. Your sphincter muscles are tight. So it hurts. I don't know if you've ever taken a big dump and you're constipated, but it hurts a lot. So imagine that going in and out instead of just out. No, I don't want to imagine that, Nathan. It hurts. So traditionally, bottoms would sniff poppers, and those poppers would help relax the sphincter muscles, allowing you to enjoy what's happening. And what they're doing now is replacing the poppers with injections of Botox. And Botox basically disables your muscles and relaxes them. What's a popper? Poppers are like. They're like downers, aren't they? Like a. It's a. It's a drug thing. I don't know exactly what they are.
Nathan
But I know that they're snorting poppers.
Brady
I don't think you snort any. Maybe, but you put it on there, you can. Poppers are. Oh, there's a. It's like a heroin thing. If I remember right, it might not.
Nathan
Be, but a party popper.
Brady
Yeah. Yeah. You think of it your way. Yeah. Kids parties around the anus. That's. You were Catholic growing up. That is what a Catholic boy would say. Poppers around the anus. That's when Father Dale used to do.
John Holmberg
He's thinking jalapeno poppers.
Brady
Right, Malone? Oh, yeah. It says relax your muscles. And Botox inside your sphincter would relax the sphincter, allowing you to take 8 inches easier. Thanks, Nathan. Then you don't have intense searing pain and you can enjoy a dude inside of you.
Nathan
You.
Brady
The more, you know. Sign. Nathan.
John Holmberg
Let's go back to Cambodian donuts, please.
Brady
So, yeah. So that's what that is. So if you want to enjoy 8 inches long John. Yeah. Nathan has said that's what that's for. Or poppers is the other option. I'm not gonna do that. But a PSA to all you considering. And bottoming hasn't been comfortable. Thriller. I don't know. Your maybe kind of sort of maybe. If you're interested, there's some advice. So take that. And that's what he will say. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com if you want to guard against 8 inches, they'll help you do that too.
John Holmberg
They got something.
Brady
Oh, they got something for that. It's called the Nike Poppers coming near. It's the Nike defense system. When 8 inches starts going in, you start to run it. Unless you want it there. They got that and more. They have. They do have rape prevention that fits.
John Holmberg
That would.
Brady
Yeah, you don't bottom very comfortably during that. And they have women's empowerment stuff like that. Their self defense class for women is right around the corner. They have a seminar that's right around the corner and it just kind of pushes all of the what they trained into one three hour thing. You do that and then you realize, oh my God, you can hone these skills on a day to day basis. All the stuff they do at the seminars is unreal. This one's open to the public. Couple slots left for the ladies if they want to get on that. They have the CCW class, the home invasion seminar. All these seminars are there at all times. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. The day to day classes are where you get all the juice and then you can start putting them into scenarios. And that's what they do. They teach you that stuff every single day to become better at being you sheepdog. That's what we need. No more sheep. Stop making yourself a victim without even knowing it. React defense.com. it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Nathan
Glenn Powell is starting is starring in the new version of the Running Man. They're doing that comes out November 7th.
Brady
How is that gonna be better without Arnold and Richard Dawson?
Nathan
Well, he was talking about when he got the part. He said his first call wasn't Arnold, it was to Tom Cruise because he wanted to learn how to run. So he called Cruise and says first Tom said, film yourself running as soon as possible, man. He goes, and you'll find out you don't look as cool as you think you do.
Brady
Cory, film yourself running immediately. You're the new running man.
Nathan
There's only one gu runs cool and that's Tom Cruise. And all the different.
Brady
Does he run cool? I don't think I've noticed that. I think the coolest bit of running I've ever seen was Apollo Creed on the beach with Rocky. That was a good sprint that one those dudes put on it made you want to run. That was a cool. It was kind of gay. They're all oiled up on the beach together in tank tops and baby shorts. But their run was pretty great.
Nathan
As for what Arnold thinks, he did give the crew his blessing. Glenn says he'll be seeing Arnold in a few weeks, and he has a very specific, fun gift from the movie for Arnold.
Brady
Oh, from. So they've already shot it?
Nathan
Yeah. Well, it's out November 7th, so I think they're probably.
John Holmberg
Yeah, Arnold don't care.
Unknown
He did the Running Man. Thank you, whoever Glenn Powell is. Great job. I appreciate you. The Running man has already been done. You can do it again all you want, like a TikTok video. Brett, these kids, they just take what I've already done and then they try to recreate it and it's never as good. Thank you, Glen Powell. Now go back to being someone I don't know.
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Brady
53342 Homburg's morning sickness.
Nathan
A teaser for the new Naked Gun movie starring Liam Neeson is dropped. Dropped yesterday.
Brady
I got 50 texts from people sending me that yesterday. It was non stop.
Nathan
Includes funny jab at oj.
Brady
Yeah, the last joke's pretty funny on the trailer. I won't spoil it, but it's pretty good the other thing is that the Zucker, the original guy, Jerry Zucker, yeah. Who? Or maybe David, his brother, but one of the two of them that were the original David Zucker. David Zucker did not. He said he saw the trailer and he said, there's some things you just can't undo. I'm not gonna say he is not happy with this. He was never consulted about redoing the Naked Gun. The other two partners he had, Abrams and something else were consulted and he wasn't. And this is his thing. So Police Squad was theirs. And then. So he looked at it, he said, I just. I won't ever watch it. It's not. It's not going to be something that's good. And he looked at it and he said, and I regret ever losing control of this, to where someone could do this just off the trailer. He was miserably unhappy. He hated it. So we'll see. Seth MacFarlane's the EP on that. And so maybe it's got. It's going to be packed with jokes, maybe too many, but it's going to be Family Guy. But Liam Neeson as Frank Drebin is automatically good. We'll see. Who knows?
Nathan
Nicholas Cage appears in a new Western called Gunslingers, where he speaks in a really weird voice. I played the trailer this morning.
Brady
I didn't know it was him.
Nathan
Yeah, it doesn't even sound like him. But they're saying it's getting a lot of accolades. It stars Stephen Dorff, Heather Graham and Sylvester Stallone's daughter Scarlett.
Brady
And now also me, Brady, in a voice that you can't even understand. I sound a lot like Jason Cheney, an Asian man whose hands are impervious to flames. Baby girl, watch this. I am now going to speak in language he. Frank gets to fly up and teach him how to be Madden.
Nathan
Is that right?
Brady
Yeah. They asked Frank to go up and help Nicolas Cage become John Madden for the John Madden movie that Nicholas Cage is. And he called him up and said, that's cool. And I said, can I just go with. To be, like, your guy? And, like, what do you do? Nicolas Cage wants to talk to Frank about becoming Madden for this movie, which I think is awesome, because I just want to be in a room where it's like, all right, what do I do, Frank? Here's a guy who's got to talk to you like this. Here's a guy who's got a.
John Holmberg
What am I doing wrong, baby girl?
Brady
I just gotta get it down a little lower. And like, here's a guy Look, Pat. Here, Pat. Let's try that. Here, Pat.
John Holmberg
Yeah, baby girl.
Brady
Go. I don't think you ever said that. It's an interesting casting move, but Nicholas does everything.
Nathan
Bruce Springsteen will release tracks to the lost albums on June 27th. It contains seven full albums. 83 previously unreleased tracks from 1983 to.
John Holmberg
2018 should have stayed lost.
Brady
Wait, he forgot about 83 of his own songs.
Nathan
74 of them have never been heard before by him. By not only him, but. No, he's heard him.
Brady
Totally forgot I wrote that. Release it.
Nathan
He used the time during the pandemic to finish everything he had in his vault.
Brady
83 songs that he had just said that weren't good enough.
Nathan
Yeah. Seven albums. You gotta buy this box set.
Brady
Oh, so much Springsteen. Here's another one about my daddy. Two, three, four. I forgot I wrote this song in 1989. Oh, my God. That's so much Springsteen. And if Bruce can't remember his own song, it couldn't have been that good, because the ones he remembers aren't that good.
John Holmberg
He remembers how they all start.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
John Holmberg
2, 3, 4.
Brady
This one's called Blow Me, Big Man. Oh, no.
Nathan
The legend. Crocodile Hunter. Steve Irwin. His son Robert.
Brady
Yeah.
Nathan
Is now. I think he's 20. He's 21 years.
Brady
He does the show.
Nathan
Have you seen what he's doing? He's an underwear model now.
Brady
No, I have not seen that.
Nathan
Yeah, there's.
Brady
Wow.
Nathan
Pictures of them.
Brady
What a dashing young man. That's the Crocodile Hunter's son.
Nathan
Yep.
Brady
Jesus. All right. There you go. Crikey. Well, yeah, he can sting you with something, too. Look at that thing.
Nathan
Ryan Reynolds is selling a new wine called Ugly Estates. Comes in what looks like a taller version of a kid's juice box.
Brady
Good idea.
Nathan
No straw. It's just a twist off cap. It promises 33% more wine than a regular bottle with 100% less. Snob. And the new ad for Ugliest Age stars Peggy, the hairless pug known as Dog Pool. If you watch the Deadpool Wolverine movie, it's pretty funny.
Brady
But all the proceeds go directly to my wife's legal fund.
Nathan
She needs it.
Brady
Yep, they're trying to make that interesting. There's like two hour documentaries on Max about his wife and Baldini. And. Yeah, you watch like 10 minutes, you're like, this is no big deal.
John Holmberg
Did the movie come out already or.
Brady
Oh, their movie came out. It was nominated for Academy Award two years ago. It's been out forever.
John Holmberg
So why still with the publicity, you know?
Brady
Well, because they're in a fight because she tried to ruin his career. And the more I look at it, the more that dude's right. Like, he just broke out all the text going, you were fine with all this. Like, where's this coming from? And it's because Ryan Reynolds was upset. It's more Ryan Reynolds looking like a bitch to me than it is. Oh, my God. When you start. When they start doing the side by side of everything, it's like, why? Because he made little clips in Deadpool making fun of him kind of passive aggressively about man buns and toxic work environments. And I'm like, you're. You're setting up this whole thing to, like, be. And. And then everybody kind of looked and said, your wife might have been okay with this. And so they look. They don't look great. And that guy might be a dick, but that's the worst crowd.
Nathan
And whether or not it's a court case or, you know.
Brady
Right. But. Well, look, she's destroyed his reputation because she and Ryan Reynolds have a little more juice than so. But it's not really like, there's nothing. There's no poop in the bed.
Larry McFailey
Really.
Brady
You know what I mean? Like, we were interested in Johnny Depp and Amber heard. We didn't care so much about why they were fighting. How come she crapped in his bed? We just wouldn't. And then. And then the Paul Bettany text came out where they were going to burn her alive. And you're like, all right, this is fun.
John Holmberg
Well, and Johnny was great on the stand too, so.
Brady
Good. We're going to rape the corpse and burn it. Yes, I was. Oh, my God. Did you.
Nathan
Did you.
Brady
Did you text that? Yes, I did. You remember doing it? Yes, I do. Is there anything you want to say? I did everything.
John Holmberg
Even flow.
Unknown
I did it all.
Brady
I sound exactly like Eddie Vera. You know, when I did it, I just thought maybe. I seem to recognize this poopy sitting on my sheets. It's 9:32. We got the Guadalupe squares coming up next. If we get a girl and a boy on the phone, we can play officially. 5859, 800. A girl and a guy need to call us. We'll play those squares. Ufest tickets probably still on the line. We got something else in there. Probably. I don't know. We'll find something for you. Plenty. We can go see Jason Cheney if you want. We'll throw in. You choose out of the pile that Brett presents to you if you win the squares. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. A girl, a boy squares are next. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's Pick of the Litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf Monsters. Go to turf monsters az.com they help us out at lost our home pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's Peck of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees. Right now. It's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jeff. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupdcom.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode Summary: April 4, 2025
Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Release Date: April 4, 2025
In the April 4th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigates a blend of entertainment news, humorous banter, and engaging discussions. This episode delves into the latest developments in the entertainment industry, celebrity updates, and intriguing listener interactions, all delivered with the show's signature blend of humor and candidness.
One of the standout discussions centers around a new innovation dubbed "Holetox," aimed at improving the bottoming experience for the LGBTQ+ community. Co-host Brady introduces the topic with enthusiasm:
Brady (05:43): "Thanks, Nathan. Or poppers is the other option. I'm not gonna do that. But a PSA to all you considering. And bottoming hasn't been comfortable."
The conversation highlights how traditional methods like poppers are being replaced with Botox injections to relax sphincter muscles, thereby reducing discomfort during anal intercourse. Nathan adds depth to the discussion by explaining the practical aspects:
Nathan (05:44): "But I know that they're snorting poppers."
This segment not only sheds light on advancements in sexual health but also underscores the show's commitment to addressing diverse topics with both humor and sensitivity.
The episode transitions to buzzworthy news in the film industry, focusing on Glenn Powell's involvement in the new version of The Running Man. Powell shares an amusing anecdote about seeking running advice from none other than Tom Cruise:
Nathan (08:10): "Glenn Powell is starring in the new version of the Running Man. They're doing that comes out November 7th."
Nathan (08:14): "He said his first call wasn't Arnold, it was to Tom Cruise because he wanted to learn how to run."
This humorous exchange highlights the challenges of living up to iconic predecessors like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Richard Dawson, adding a relatable touch for listeners familiar with the original series.
In a surprising turn, the hosts delve into the news of Bruce Springsteen's imminent release of seven albums containing 83 previously unreleased tracks spanning from 1983 to 2018. The discussion captures both excitement and skepticism about the value of these long-lost recordings:
Nathan (13:47): "Bruce Springsteen will release tracks to the lost albums on June 27th. It contains seven full albums. 83 previously unreleased tracks from 1983 to."
Brady (14:52): "He remembers how they all start."
The hosts playfully question the quality and necessity of releasing such a vast collection, infusing the conversation with their trademark humor.
The conversation shifts to the highly anticipated reboot of The Naked Gun, starring Liam Neeson. The hosts express mixed feelings about the revival of a beloved franchise:
Brady (10:54): "It's a teaser for the new Naked Gun movie starring Liam Neeson is dropped."
Brady (11:04): "It's Police Squad was theirs. And then…"
The discussion delves into creator Jerry Zucker's dissatisfaction with the reboot, emphasizing the challenges of reviving classic films and maintaining their original charm. Brady adds a humorous touch by imagining interactions between Neeson and franchise fans.
Another highlight is the announcement of Nicholas Cage's role in the new Western film Gunslingers, where he adopts an unusual voice for his character:
Nathan (12:00): "Nicholas Cage appears in a new Western called Gunslingers, where he speaks in a really weird voice."
Brady (13:00): "They asked Frank to go up and help Nicolas Cage become John Madden for the John Madden movie that Nicolas Cage is."
The hosts humorously critique Cage's casting choices and vocal performance, adding levity to the discussion about modern Westerns.
The hosts take a moment to discuss Robert Irwin, son of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, and his surprising move into the world of underwear modeling:
Nathan (15:02): "Steve Irwin's son Robert is now… an underwear model."
Brady (15:17): "Wow. What a dashing young man. That's the Crocodile Hunter's son."
This segment highlights the generational shifts in celebrity careers and the diverse paths children of famous personalities pursue.
Adding to the celebrity news buffet, the show covers Ryan Reynolds' latest venture into the wine industry with his new brand, "Ugly Estates":
Nathan (15:34): "Ryan Reynolds is selling a new wine called Ugly Estates. Comes in what looks like a taller version of a kid's juice box."
Brady (15:46): "Good idea."
The hosts mock the unconventional packaging and branding, reflecting on Reynolds' reputation for blending humor with business endeavors.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter and respond to listener messages, enhancing the show's interactive and entertaining atmosphere. Notable moments include:
Discussion on "Donuts": The hosts humorously debate their personal relationships with donuts, leading to a memorable exchange about childhood memories and quirky donut shop experiences ([03:30] - [06:17]).
Crocodile Hunter's Legacy: A lighthearted conversation about Steve Irwin's son and his modeling career adds a personal and humorous touch to the show's dynamic ([15:07] - [15:23]).
Mocking Celebrities: Brady imitates various celebrities, including Nicholas Cage and Frank from The Naked Gun, showcasing the hosts' comedic talents and improvisational skills ([13:00] - [14:00]).
As the episode winds down, hosts John Holmberg and Brady wrap up with community-focused segments, such as promoting local pet rescues and upcoming events. The blend of entertainment news, celebrity gossip, and humorous interactions ensures that listeners are both informed and entertained, staying true to Holmberg's Morning Sickness' reputation as Arizona's top morning radio show.
Notable Quotes:
Brady on "Holetox":
"Thanks, Nathan. Or poppers is the other option. I'm not gonna do that. But a PSA to all you considering. And bottoming hasn't been comfortable." ([05:43])
Nathan on Running Advice:
"He said his first call wasn't Arnold, it was to Tom Cruise because he wanted to learn how to run." ([08:14])
Brady on Bruce Springsteen's Albums:
"He remembers how they all start." ([14:52])
Brady on Ryan Reynolds' Wine:
"Good idea." ([15:46])
This episode exemplifies Holmberg's Morning Sickness's ability to blend relevant entertainment topics with engaging commentary and humor, making it a must-listen for fans seeking a lively start to their day.