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Unknown
The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.
John Holmberg
Thank you. Lincoln stinking park with a girl. I call it lady park and I think she just won an LPGH tournament. Lady Park, I think she just won. That could be their fourth in a row. My Steeler fan friend Joe the terrorist just text over and he goes. Simple answer with your dua lipa. Sofia Vergara, Ravens fan. Spray the bitch down. Show no respect. Yeah, you know what that's kind of you. Show no respect, Joe. It's a win, Ravens fans. Yeah, I don't think you could do a Michigan thing, Brady. I'm almost positive. Almost positive. Big that big maze. That yellow m just sitting there staring at you all the time. She got a flag in the house. We're a split household and your house has a big Michigan flag hanging off of the garage. So stupid. Get your woman in line. Undivide that house. We should. That should be a thing. It should be like, I don't care what religion you are. Jewish, Catholic. You can figure it out.
Brady
If you're not the name and you take the team.
John Holmberg
Yeah. If you're not to see. Exactly. I'd rather you have the choice. Name or team. I'll take team then. We're not getting married. You take the name. With that name comes. Yeah, you can hyphenate. Ravens hyphen. Steelers is not a hyphenate. That's it. The name and the team comes with the name. And so do you. Get her in line. And if you're a. If you're a cuck man and she's a stronger fan than you. Bow down, bend the knee. But I don't see real fandom in a human being unless they actually, like, they could never. No. No real fan could do. Split household. Can't do it. You try. But you're a Bears fan. I'll give you a break. And somebody emailed and said, john, you quit your Cubs after so many years. Why do you say that the loyalty to the Steelers left? Well, I'll tell you this. The Steelers have already given me in my life. So six Super Bowls, eight appearances. I'm in debt to them forever. The Cubs kicked me in the nuts for years and years and years. Got one and then told me, hey, by the way, we're back to kicking you in the nuts again. You kissed me between nut kicks and then told me out loud, if I make money and the team loses, that's a good business. That's what the owner said. So after a while you're kind of like, is this a healthy relationship I'm in?
Brady
It's getting close to the Steelers. They got to get back together.
John Holmberg
No, they've given.
Brady
I mean, I'm The Cubs close 10 more seasons.
John Holmberg
No, they've given me something. I owe them. They.
Brady
They gave me, you're fine for whatever happens.
John Holmberg
Then they prepaid loyalty. Now if new owners came in and started just running the thing crazy, I'm like, well, this isn't the same thing that I'm in love. Still be hard to part with them, man. Anyway, it's 9:53. It's time for the entertainment. That's a quandary right there. One of the worst we've ever had. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com, the home of tactical black self defense training. Told you the story this morning. That house right in my neighborhood there got run into by a car. And then the dude that tried to run out of the house got beat up by a neighbor in a silk gold pair of pajamas. The one dude you Looked at and said, bottom the way he's dressed, turned out he's a UFC champion, Olympic gold medalist for wrestling.
Brett Vesley
From Maryvale.
John Holmberg
From Maryville.
Brady
Not a whole.
John Holmberg
Toxic. He will kick your ass. You cannot guess what that dude's got. They always say that at Tactical Black and stuff. It's not a good idea to sit back and say, that dude's little. He can't. I'm not worried about him. You size of the fight in the dog is so real, because I've been punched by little people and it hurts a lot more than some big dudes. It's crazy. So you just have to know your stuff. How about this? Instead of worrying about what the other guy knows, why don't you teach yourself something? How about that, huh? Get yourself a little prepared. Be the guy in the gold PJs that nobody expects anything from with some confidence and understanding that if something goes haywire like it did in my neighborhood, I didn't even know about it Friday or Saturday night when a car blew through another house and the guy tried to run away. The neighbor beats him up. He's a UFC super champ dressed like Michael and Troy from across the street in the most beautiful gold pajamas I've ever seen. And you know why he has confidence? He knew the situation. He assessed it. He put an end to it when it started to come to him. And that's exactly what you do. You put some weapons in your pockets, you have some smarts in your world so you don't have to worry about, does this big guy have me? Does this little dude always know what you can do and how you can defend yourself and the people around you? They teach that@reactdefense.com all the seminars are available on their website. You take a look at that, and then you become a member. Two months, 199 bucks, personal training. You're not beating that price. You're not beating what you get for that price. Reactdefense.com Put your gold PJs on. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady.
Brady
Entertainment, the movie Wild Things, called Wild Things, because there's a lot of wild things that happen in it. But one of the wild, wildest things that could have happened did not. There's a scene where Matt Dillon's character walks into in on Kevin Bacon's character while he's taking a shower.
John Holmberg
We saw that.
Brady
Yeah, saw that. Well, the script had the two of them. They were supposed to make out.
John Holmberg
No. Why?
Brady
It didn't happen. Kevin's still disappointed. He says, I Definitely was into that. Look at him. He's gorgeous.
John Holmberg
And Kevin's pee pee was in that scene. I remember being in the theater when Kevin turned around in the shower and his pee pee was out. I'm like, oh, so Kevin Bacon's wiener.
Brady
He says part of what was crazy about the movie, that there was all of these other twists. That was what he enjoyed about movies.
John Holmberg
Horrible. It's just horrible.
Brett Vesley
I remember it and I remember seeing it, but I don't remember much about it.
John Holmberg
It's. Well, settle down, Cinemax, grandma. It's not softcore porn. It's just a bad script. It's just nothing but trash. Don't you know, Brett, I mean, Liv, what's her name? Never really turned me on, but Denise Richards getting naked with anybody in a hot tub doing that was.
Brett Vesley
Was that Nev Campbell?
John Holmberg
Yeah, Nev Campbell. I said live Nev Campbell. Yeah. I didn't really get her, but good enough. And we weren't seeing a lot of that back in the 90s. That wasn't a normal thing to see.
Dick Toledo
She wanted to bust out of that party of five.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah. But two hot naked girls in a hot tub making out was not standard fare like it is today. So that was kind of neat. And he had some. But I remember walking out of that movie, I was like, this is so boring that the nudity can't save it. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 Kupda spring is in full.
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Unknown
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feltface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desert ridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Brady
Back in 2022, Bill Murray was working on a movie called Being Mortal, which was being directed by Aziz Ansari, and he did something with a female crew member that got him canceled.
John Holmberg
Yep.
Brady
Bill still doesn't think what he did was that bad. Says, I was wearing a mask and I gave her a kiss. And she was wearing a mask.
John Holmberg
The kiss masked.
Brady
It wasn't like I touched her, but it was just. I just gave her a kiss through the mask.
John Holmberg
You touch masked masks.
Brady
Yeah. And she wasn't a stranger either. He says, I knew her. I was working with her. He certainly thought it was light. I thought it was funny. Still think it's funny, the idea that someone could give someone a kiss on a mask. It's stupid. But, boy, that got some legs.
John Holmberg
Did she get mad? I don't remember how it is. Yeah. Oh, so she told us.
Brady
I can't work under these conditions.
John Holmberg
Well, he had some issues going in, though. He was fired from the Charlie's Angels thing for being the most difficult person on. Everyone on that set hated him. Bill Murray had a little bit of a thing going for a while that he either loved him or hated him. And the people who hated him, he relished it. Yeah, I think he liked it.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brady
We have a celebrity death.
John Holmberg
Oh, this is a tough one. I know who you're going to talk about.
Brady
Jay North, Dennis the Menace, 73 years old. Yep. Played Dennis the Menace.
Brett Vesley
Did he do anything after that?
John Holmberg
Not really.
Brett Vesley
I don't remember. Okay.
John Holmberg
Little things. But he was Dennis the Menace. Like the original Dennis the Menace, which, by the way, just died a miserable death. He used to be the Dairy Queen spokesman. Dennis the Menace did not have lasting anything. Just went away.
Brady
Comedian Russell Brand has been charged with rape, indecent assault, and other sex crimes by London's Metropolitan Police.
Brett Vesley
They're a decent.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I was thinking that.
Brady
Yeah, sure. The charges.
John Holmberg
Brady will cook it up for you.
Brady
Separate incidents.
John Holmberg
You will watch a decent assault on a plate at Brady's house every night.
Dick Toledo
I guess you get decently assaulted every day at Tactical Black. Right.
John Holmberg
I don't mind that.
Dick Toledo
Decent assault because you like it.
John Holmberg
Nothing's indecent. Wieners are away, Right? Yeah. I got no problem with that.
Brett Vesley
It's not Matt Dillon and Kevin Baker.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I guess that would have been a decent assault. Anytime that I surprise you with an assault that you Enjoy.
Brady
There are four separate incidents that happened between 1999 and 2005. Russell put out a video saying, I was a fool before I lived in the light of the Lord. I was a drug addict, a sex addict, an imbecile, but whatever I was, was not a rapist. I've never engaged in non consensual activity.
John Holmberg
We'll see.
Brady
I pray that you can see that by looking in my eyes.
John Holmberg
I often think that people who had blackout drunken drug problems that found the Lord don't know all of their history.
Brady
Some of the details.
Unknown
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Some of the stuff they did might surprise them. I think whenever you find Jesus because you behaved so poorly for so long, you kind of just have to. When somebody says, hey, remember that time you raped me? You kind of have to go, no. Yeah. But it's not far fetched if I'm being honest. If I'm being honest, there's a shred of possibility to that.
Brady
Finally, back in November, Elton John shared that he lost his eyesight in his right eye because of an infection and that his left eye isn't much better.
John Holmberg
What? Brett assumes it's from Painton.
Brady
Yep.
Brett Vesley
Brett assumes it's because that he was an interior decorator.
John Holmberg
David, husband of his, wrecked one of.
Brady
His eyes in his most recent interview.
Brett Vesley
Don't tell me you didn't think that.
John Holmberg
No, I immediately did. That's why I knew you were laughing.
Brady
Elton told the reporter that he can't even watch his sons play sports anymore. He says, I can see you right in front of me, but I can't see the tv. I can't read.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Can't see my boys playing rugby or soccer. Said stressful.
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, 80 year old guys have been taking it in the eyes for 50 years. It's a pretty nice run. I'm surprised it didn't go sooner. Most porn girls careers only last like 10 years. This is, this has been a 50 year run for Elton.
Brady
Knock it off. You'll go blind.
John Holmberg
Yeah. They mean it. Can you feel the love of my David? Leave on. Leave on. Like Sidney. God damn it. Yeah, he's got, he's got a gloop out of that eye. David had a favorite eye because the other one's just fine. That's what Brett thinks.
Brett Vesley
You're the one that jumped right on it.
John Holmberg
But I got a favor. Me thinks it's genetic.
Brett Vesley
Yeah.
John Holmberg
You're thinking it's man caused.
Brett Vesley
You knew right what I was thinking.
John Holmberg
When you started laughing. I'm like, well, what I thought was, I hope nobody in this room is so tactless and uncouth that they would.
Brett Vesley
Assume should have knew better than that.
John Holmberg
And then you started laughing. I'm like, nope, there he is. He's got a problem. A couple gay guys. One went blind. I don't know that.
Brady
Another one. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
John Holmberg
Oh, what are you saying? At two 80 year old gay guys, One's blind, another one that's a surprise.
Brett Vesley
I don't mean none. I'm just saying.
John Holmberg
I don't believe that's how it works.
Brett Vesley
No.
John Holmberg
Although I've never seen a sighted gay 80 year old. So not a doctor or a scientist. But I am a realist and Brett's making a good point without making a point at all. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic Monday. We'll see you right here in the morning sickness tomorrow. Solo.
Brady
He's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.
John Holmberg
I have heard enough of this.
Brett Vesley
It's Brett Veslie from Holmberg's Morning Sickness and I want to introduce you to Patrick Riley. Now, Patrick Riley is your total home solutions provider where one call does it. When it comes to H vac plumbing or electrical issues, their certified professional technicians deliver quality you can trust and savings you'll appreciate. Right now, Patrick Riley is a special for you guys. 1500 dollars off a new AC system install, plus up to 1100 dollars in additional rebates. They offer same day emergency services with licensed professional technicians. Check them out online atPatrick Riley Services dot com.
Dick Toledo
From Monument Valley to Sedona, Horseshoe Bend, Grand Canyon and more, you might think you've seen all Arizona has to offer. Well, I'd tell you if you haven't been fishing in Arizona, you haven't seen a thing. It's Dick Toledo from Homework's morning sickness. And my first time fishing in Arizona was up in Greer with my friend Jeremy. He was the pro that I'm definitely not. But grabbing a fishing license that weekend was the passport that opened up the whole state to me. And you can get your license@azgfd.gov and discover for yourself a whole new way to take in the Arizona sites.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 04-07-25 - Entertainment Drill - MON - Matt Dillon And Kevin Bacon Were Supposed To Make Out In Wild Things - Elton John Admits He's Blind In One Eye
Release Date: April 7, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Platform: 98 KUPD
In this engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a mix of entertainment gossip, celebrity news, and personal anecdotes. The episode balances humor with insightful commentary, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed.
The episode kicks off with an Entertainment Drill segment, where the hosts dissect the controversial moments from the movie Wild Things.
Brady Bogen introduces the topic:
“[06:57] Brady: Entertainment, the movie Wild Things, called Wild Things, because there's a lot of wild things that happen in it. But one of the wild, wildest things that could have happened did not. There's a scene where Matt Dillon's character walks into in on Kevin Bacon's character while he's taking a shower.”
John Holmberg adds his perspective:
“[07:37] John Holmberg: And Kevin's pee pee was in that scene. I remember being in the theater when Kevin turned around in the shower and his pee pee was out. I'm like, oh, so Kevin Bacon's wiener.”
The hosts critique the movie's script and execution, highlighting missed opportunities and awkward scenes. John Holmberg humorously summarizes the sentiment:
“[07:52] John Holmberg: It's. Well, settle down, Cinemax, grandma. It's not softcore porn. It's just a bad script. It's just nothing but trash.”
They also reminisce about the era's portrayal of nudity in films, contrasting it with today’s standards:
“[08:21] John Holmberg: ... two hot naked girls in a hot tub making out was not standard fare like it is today. So that was kind of neat.”
The discussion shifts to recent celebrity news, including incidents involving Bill Murray and Russell Brand.
Brady Bogen shares news about Bill Murray:
“[09:51] Brady: Back in 2022, Bill Murray was working on a movie called Being Mortal, which was being directed by Aziz Ansari, and he did something with a female crew member that got him canceled.”
John Holmberg provides additional context:
“[10:04] Brady: Bill still doesn't think what he did was that bad. Says, I was wearing a mask and I gave her a kiss. And she was wearing a mask.”
The hosts debate the severity of the incident, with John Holmberg expressing skepticism:
“[12:46] John Holmberg: I often think that people who had blackout drunken drug problems that found the Lord don't know all of their history.”
Brady Bogen then brings up Russell Brand's legal issues:
“[11:37] Brady: Comedian Russell Brand has been charged with rape, indecent assault, and other sex crimes by London's Metropolitan Police.”
The conversation touches on the complexities of celebrity behavior and accountability:
“[12:54] John Holmberg: ... I think whenever you find Jesus because you behaved so poorly for so long, you kind of just have to. When somebody says, hey, remember that time you raped me? You kind of have to go, no.”
The hosts also mourn the passing of notable figures in the entertainment industry.
Brady Bogen announces:
“[11:09] Brady: We have a celebrity death.”
John Holmberg responds with nostalgia:
“[11:13] John Holmberg: Oh, this is a tough one. I know who you're going to talk about.”
Brady confirms:
“[11:20] John Holmberg: Little things. But he was Dennis the Menace. Like the original Dennis the Menace, which, by the way, just died a miserable death. He used to be the Dairy Queen spokesman. Dennis the Menace did not have lasting anything. Just went away.”
The discussion highlights the fleeting nature of fame and the challenges faced by child actors like Jay North.
A significant portion of the episode focuses on Elton John's recent revelation about his eyesight.
Brady Bogen shares the news:
“[12:17] Brady: Finally, back in November, Elton John shared that he lost his eyesight in his right eye because of an infection and that his left eye isn't much better.”
John Holmberg reacts in disbelief:
“[13:26] John Holmberg: What? Brett assumes it's from Painton.”
The hosts humorously speculate on the cause of Elton John's vision loss, blending factual information with light-hearted banter:
“[13:39] John Holmberg: No, I immediately did. That's why I knew you were laughing.”
Brady elaborates on Elton John's struggles:
“[13:42] Brady: Elton told the reporter that he can't even watch his sons play sports anymore. He says, I can see you right in front of me, but I can't see the tv. I can't read.”
The conversation underscores the emotional and practical impacts of such a condition on a public figure's personal life.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with listener comments and share personal anecdotes, fostering a sense of community.
For instance, John Holmberg discusses a humorous take on household sports team loyalties:
“[01:21] John Holmberg: ... Show no respect, Joe. It's a win, Ravens fans.”
He also reflects on personal experiences, such as his loyalty to the Steelers:
“[03:00] John Holmberg: ... The Steelers have already given me in my life. So six Super Bowls, eight appearances. I'm in debt to them forever.”
The episode concludes with a blend of humor and reflection, typical of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The hosts successfully balance light-hearted discussions with more serious topics, ensuring a well-rounded and entertaining listen for their audience.
John Holmberg on Wild Things scene:
“[07:37] John Holmberg: And Kevin's pee pee was in that scene. I remember being in the theater when Kevin turned around in the shower and his pee pee was out. I'm like, oh, so Kevin Bacon's wiener.”
Brady Bogen on Russell Brand's charges:
“[11:37] Brady: Comedian Russell Brand has been charged with rape, indecent assault, and other sex crimes by London's Metropolitan Police.”
John Holmberg on loyalty to the Steelers:
“[03:00] John Holmberg: ... The Steelers have already given me in my life. So six Super Bowls, eight appearances. I'm in debt to them forever.”
Brady Bogen on Elton John's vision loss:
“[13:42] Brady: Elton told the reporter that he can't even watch his sons play sports anymore. He says, I can see you right in front of me, but I can't see the tv. I can't read.”
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona continues to establish itself as a must-listen morning show, blending humor, insightful commentary, and engaging discussions. This episode exemplifies the show's ability to navigate diverse topics while maintaining an entertaining and relatable atmosphere.
Tune In:
Catch Holmberg's Morning Sickness weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), via the 98 KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com.