04-08-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (April 8, 2025)

Hosted by John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo on 98 KUPD

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1. Introduction and Welcome

The show kicks off with the hosts engaging in their characteristic banter, setting a humorous and relaxed tone for the episode.

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2. Sports Highlights

2.1. March Madness Conclusion

• Discussion Points:
  • The end of March Madness was met with disappointment as all four number one seeds advanced, leaving little room for Cinderella stories.
  • Bret Vesely shares his experience with his bracket, ending up in 20th place due to unexpected final two teams.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bret Vesely [04:17]: "It's a bad product. And it can't shoot again. Basketball has to learn that 30% success shooting is not fun for people to watch."

2.2. Ovechkin Breaks Gretzky's Goal Record

• Discussion Points:
  • The NHL's failure to adequately promote Alex Ovechkin's monumental achievement in surpassing Wayne Gretzky's all-time goal record.
  • Comparison between Gretzky's and Ovechkin's impacts on the game, with a preference expressed for Gretzky.
• Notable Quotes:
  • John Holmberg [35:27]: "It's the biggest record in hockey. A single, it's amazing that another guy took Gretzky's goals record."
  • Toledo [35:15]: "He's the all-time leading scorer or all-time leader in points in hockey's history without his goals."

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3. Critique of Current Basketball Trends

• Discussion Points:
  • Hosts express a critical view of modern college basketball, highlighting over-reliance on three-point shooting and lack of defensive quality.
  • Comparison to past basketball styles, emphasizing skill and defense over quantity.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bret Vesely [05:15]: "It's bad basketball all the way. It is ugly basketball."

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4. Reflection on NBA Evolution

• Discussion Points:
  • Steph Curry's influence on changing basketball dynamics, promoting long-range shooting at the expense of traditional play styles.
  • Debate over whether such changes have positively or negatively impacted the sport's entertainment value.
• Notable Quote:
  • Brady Bogan [07:07]: "Steph Curry came and changed the game 100%."

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5. Personal Anecdotes and Stories

5.1. Massage Mishaps

• Story Highlights:
  • Dick Toledo shares personal experiences of being injured during massages, highlighting the dangers of untrained individuals performing massages.
• Notable Quote:
  • Toledo [18:30]: "A 26-year-old Chinese man almost died from a neck massage. He ripped an artery leading to his brain and had a stroke."

5.2. Accidental Injuries

• Story Highlights:
  • Discussion about accidental injuries, including a humorous yet concerning recount of being attacked during a massage attempt.

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6. Crime and Murder Mysteries

6.1. Lori Valow Daybell Case

• Discussion Points:
  • Detailed analysis of Lori Valow Daybell's criminal activities, including her manipulative behavior and multiple convictions.
  • Hosts express a lack of intrigue due to her clear guilt and absence of mystery.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Toledo [56:00]: "She's already been convicted of killing her kids, conspiring to kill a romantic rival... There's nothing interesting about her."
  • Bret Vesely [57:17]: "She has nothing about her that's interesting. She was already guilty of everything."

6.2. Comparisons to Other Cases

• Discussion Points:
  • Comparisons made to other high-profile murder cases like Jodi Arias, emphasizing the uniqueness (or lack thereof) of each case.

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7. Relationships and Manipulation

• Discussion Points:
  • Exploration of how attractive individuals can manipulate others into harmful situations, drawing parallels to crime involvement.
  • Discussion on the psychological impact of beauty and charm in personal relationships.
• Notable Quote:
  • Toledo [77:12]: "It's all about beauty and visual. Especially with the TV. If you're gonna be as hard as I am on the WNBA, I'm going to watch that same way."

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8. Entertainment and Media

8.1. Television Shows

• Discussion Points:
  • Reviews of current TV shows such as "Black Mirror" Season Seven, "Hacks" Season Four, and "The Last of Us" Season Two.
  • Hosts share their personal opinions, highlighting favorites and critiquing content they find less appealing.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Toledo [93:00]: "Black Mirror is like the Twilight Zone with sci-fi, and it's so creative and so good out of the box."

8.2. Movies and Music

• Discussion Points:
  • Brief mentions of upcoming movies and music releases, including Aerosmith's "Toys in the Attic" 50th anniversary and new releases from bands like The Hives and Swallow the Sun.

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9. Technology and AI

• Discussion Points:
  • Conversation about the increasing trust in AI tools like ChatGPT for career advice, product recommendations, and more.
  • Hosts express skepticism about relying on AI for critical information like medical or legal advice.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Brady Bogan [98:44]: "A new poll found a third of Americans already trust ChatGPT more than experts in at least one field or area of expertise."

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10. Local News and Incidents

• Discussion Points:
  • Brief coverage of local incidents, including accidents and crime reports, integrating them into light-hearted discussions.
  • Examples include a tragic dog passing away and amusing anecdotes about accidental injuries.

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11. Concluding Remarks

The hosts wrap up the show with final thoughts on various topics, ongoing banter, and reminders of upcoming segments. They encourage listeners to engage with local events and share personal experiences.

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12. Notable Quotes Summary

• John Holmberg [35:27]: "It's the biggest record in hockey. A single, it's amazing that another guy took Gretzky's goals record."
• Toledo [56:00]: "She's already been convicted of killing her kids, conspiring to kill a romantic rival... There's nothing interesting about her."
• Brady Bogan [07:07]: "Steph Curry came and changed the game 100%."

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delves deep into recent sports milestones, critiques of current basketball trends, personal stories of mishaps, and an in-depth examination of a high-profile criminal case. The hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and insightful commentary, providing listeners with an engaging and multifaceted discussion.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

No Larry, if you have an extended.

[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Trying to hit on them again. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big dicks there. You guys look nice, too.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Made my day.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Fun. I'm only saying that because Brett said something before. It literally shook me to the core. Is that two of our content providers? Oh, by the way, that's morning sickness. Our content providers for breast videos have met well online at least.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if they've done it.

[Toledo]

In person, but these guys that send chemistry is flowing. The two main guys that send us these videos, and I don't even know how, Crandall and Bailey, but now they have decided. I don't know. Did you do this is your fault?

[John Holmberg]

No, they just started emailing each other and stuff, and I'm in it.

[Toledo]

But they had to get it from you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, probably that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I mean, they got the names and stuff like that. It's not hard to find somebody on Facebook.

[Toledo]

I know, but still, I have to say that if it wasn't for you, probably wouldn't happen.

[John Holmberg]

And bringing the world together, John, the.

[Toledo]

Stuff that they find and then the two of them. And you know what, though? Maybe it was just inevitable that they found each other. They were gonna. They're going to the same stores. They're gonna stumble over each other eventually. That's. That shook me. I just needed a little money.

[Brady Bogan]

Keep them around before the sting happens. Start the show for the raid.

[Toledo]

The raid's gonna be embarrassing. The Jared Fogel's hard drive has nothing on these two. I just wanted to give the city a little hug there because that. When you said those two have met, I'm like, oh, my God. So, yeah, they're gonna start committing crimes just to get videos to you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. They start commenting on the video beforehand, like, oh, that's a great one, man. Check this One out. I'm like, why am I in this?

[Toledo]

It's tosh point. Oh. Like if you lit everyone on fire and then it's just horrifying anyway, what are you gonna do? That scared me. It's. Well, we're done. The madness is over. March madness has ended here. April 7th. Now 8th. The madness is over. All the brackets are finished and good luck. Congratulations. If you got it. I went from fourth in mine down to 20th because I had Duke and Auburn in the finals and gotta be.

[Brady Bogan]

The first game to ever end on a travel.

[Toledo]

Modern end on travel. It was.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy almost went up and down.

[Toledo]

What it did. And you know, I watch people bat that. It was great defense. How the game ended.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Toledo]

That guy closed out on that shot so fast and he's a seven footer and his arm up. He played great defense. The kid that was going to shoot had a wide open shot for half a second and that kid was on him. He's like, I can't shoot this.

[Brady Bogan]

So he ended up in their main guy. He just ended up with the wrong.

[Toledo]

But he did the right thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

It was just good defense because he. If he was just going to land with the ball, the game's over. So he dropped it and hoped that one of his teammates could get. He couldn't do it. It was good defense.

[Brady Bogan]

I will say that's a fault, but that's. That's the first time a game ended like that.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That I can remember.

[Toledo]

Watched a ton of basketball. And here's the reason why it did end that way. And it's time we said it without the gambling aspect. College basketball sucks. It is a. It is as bad, if not. The only difference is dunking. It's WNBA quality basketball. There are a. Oh, there are a lot of shots that clank off the backboard and nothing more. There are a ton of. It's sloppy. A lot of the play is out past the three point line where they can't even get the ball.

[Brady Bogan]

Occasional bomb.

[Toledo]

And it is just. It's bad basketball all the way. I mean a 30 to 28 at the half. We make fun. If you're going to make fun of the WNBA for its quality of play, you got to sit back and go, that's the two best teams in college basketball. If those were women, we'd be laughing and we'd be pointing. It's a bad product. And they want to say that was defense. I want to say it was just slop. It was bad. It was hard to watch. I kept flipping. I flip Back and forth between American Idol and the end of that game just because it was close. The only reason I went back is because I don't know who's going to win. I didn't care. And it's no surprise that it ended the way it did, which was on more slop. A bad inbound play. The coach drew it up. Bad play, terrible execution on the picks. The guy who got the ball waited half a second to shoot, which allowed the defender to close out. Good defense. I'll give that kid some credit. Outside of that, that was a hard game to sit through. I mean, it was bad. College sports in general are terrible. Until the finals. In this particular case, this was just bad all the way through. And they can't shoot again. Basketball has to learn that 30% success shooting is not fun for people to watch. You get it down underneath, people like dunks, those, those alley oops and the high flying. The crowd gets on its feet.

[Brady Bogan]

The real follow up.

[Toledo]

Oh my God, the follow ups. The under the rim play has always been basketball's best rebounding, defense. And, and in the paint, Steph Curry came and changed the game 100%. I put him ahead of LeBron as far as like best of all time because he came in and fundamentally changed basketball across the board. He made high school kids do things differently just by watching him. Kids stopped dunking, they started shooting 30 footers. And you're seeing that, the ramifications of that now 12 years later, when you know, Curry went on both products. Oh, the NBA is a mess too. It's a disaster. It's hard to watch college basketball if that's the two best teams you've got. And even over the weekend, the only reason people say they're good games is because they're close. If you watch for quality of play, you didn't get much all weekend long. I mean there was, there was not a lot of like really fundamentally solid basketball. It was just sloppy falling on the floor, dudes falling down. If they were women, we'd be giggling.

[Brady Bogan]

And sending memes and some additional flopping too.

[Toledo]

Oh, they were falling all over the place last night.

[Brady Bogan]

But yeah, again, like intentional soccer. Oh, I kept pushed.

[Toledo]

Or they're still. College is in that transition of like what are we? Are we a physical game? Are we a three point game and they're playing physical outside of the three point line and guys are getting knocked down. It was bad.

[Brady Bogan]

I timed it pretty good. I came in at with eight minutes left. Yeah, you're right. It would have been a long this Was the whole thing.

[Toledo]

And it was the whole game.

[Brady Bogan]

It's rough.

[Toledo]

Even the beginning was worse than the ending. The ending was bad. The beginning was. They were nervous, too. So balls are flying, all they're floating and rolling. And it was bad. And again, let's just be honest with ourselves without the gambling aspect, without the bracket, without somebody having some stake in this thing. That is a bad product. It is ugly basketball. And, you know, everybody be like, oh, it's college. If I'm going to be as hard as I am on the wnba, I'm going to watch that same way. College basketball is a terrible product. It was really bad. And again, it goes back to the fact that most everybody's a freshman or a sophomore because they don't let seniors. You know, if you're any good, you're going to the NBA. You should, you shouldn't. But now that they pay them, they might stick around. But that was ugly. That was ugly. Congratulations on the championship in Florida. But yeah, it was bad, real bad. But the ratings are huge. And then one shining moment and all that, which I still find funny. And this was probably the most disappointing, March Madness because there were no real Cinderellas. Four number one seeds get all the way through. You're kind of like, nah, you had a number three there hanging around for a little bit. And the first round was. It was fairly predictable all the way through. Not. Not if you picked all the favorites like my computer did. You did real well. It just had to get the final four and the last two right. And it got the final four right. It just got the final two teams wrong and sent me, sent me packing.

[Brady Bogan]

Bucknell, Cornell and Yale start, you know, I know they're shooting thousands of threes right now. That's how you win the championship.

[Toledo]

Well, if somebody got just on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Outside, they just bomb and out, physical.

[Toledo]

Somebody and play the post up or a pick and roll game and just, you know, like what football always does. Oh, it's a passers league. And then somebody goes, hold my beer and gets the Philadelphia Eagles situation. Let's get a huge line and just run up their ass, clock them. We keep it out of their hands. They can't throw it all over the field. And so it always swings back. Football's the best at that. It's like, oh, okay, this is the trend. Somebody smart fights the trend with what used to be or what is new. And, you know, it used to be spread offenses and spread offenses became just quarterback, shotgun. Everybody's in shotgun now. It's like, get under center and hand to your big guy and push these guys around, which is going to cause bigger defensive linemen because that's the trend now and that'll go right back to passing. So it's this ebb and flow chess match. Basketball's got a huge problem because everybody wants to be a three point shooting team. Yeah, everybody. And because they think three for one is better than just. Again like that Suns game I went to the other night. Suns were shooting 88% inside the three point line and 11% outside of it and they kept shooting threes. I mean, I'm sticking, I'm taking my two for ones. So what if Boston was hitting three like crazy. You're almost guaranteed two points. They're not defending it. No, no, no. Everybody shoots threes. Threes or threes, they're not that good. But yeah, it was, it was rough to watch. So hopefully you won your, your brackets. If you didn't, oh well, you know, what are you going to do?

[Brady Bogan]

What about that? I mean, on the final call, would you have done the same thing that the coach did from Houston? Basically we're going to go for a three to win it.

[Toledo]

Absolutely not.

[Brady Bogan]

Me too.

[Toledo]

Absolutely not. No, I go, I go, I whip it. But that's the thing. I'm not so sure that that wasn't option B. They just could not get the ball in.

[Brady Bogan]

They kept on the outside.

[Toledo]

They're standing eight feet behind the three point line for the majority of that play. The kid was going to shoot a 25 footer. He wasn't even close to the three point line. So I'm not so sure they knew how to get the ball down low. That's. I know I would absolutely go for the tie. If the three is wide open. Sure. But if it's not, find somebody underneath. They're not defending down low. They probably had a, an alley oop in there somewhere or something down low. If not, it's just a poorly designed play. It looked like coach Buddenholzer designed that play because I've seen the Suns in a lot of, you know, off the bench, out of timeout plays and he draws up some of the worst basketball plays I've ever seen. Last night was another one. But again, tip of the cap to Florida's defense. That was it, man. It was again, I would argue anytime, if that was women, that would have been. That end of that game would have been a meme.

[Brady Bogan]

First of all, it would have been that close. You don't think so that game was over in the.

[Toledo]

They played pretty close Games. I'm, I'm just saying that last play, I've seen plenty of WNBA HAHA videos where the final play of the game is somebody just jumping and dropping the ball and then the ball just sits on the court. That was a very WNBA ending. It was very laughable. If it was women, we'd be like, look at him. Didn't even shoot the final shot. Didn't shoot it. Just got scared and dropped it and hilarious. Now your argument that it wouldn't have happened is that I did say there was good defense and that's some giant Angel Reese type would have just trucked the person with the ball. It would have been a foul. But yeah, it was a WNBA ending and it was bad. So as much heat as I give the WNBA deservedly, this was bad too.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just like the old man. But I, I want 90s basketball back.

[Toledo]

The second it went to the zone defense, everything changed. And rightfully so. If they, if you added, if you made it so it was man to man and hand checking again. That was when basketball was at its peak and they can't figure that out. How come basketball's popularity is not like what it was and they think it's because of Michael Jordan. It's not. It's because it used to be it was his style. But yeah, well, it was a different game. It was man to man everything else. And here's something I got, I got barked at a little bit yesterday by Jay up there at react defense. Totally ignored was the fact that and not just by U.S. america. Ovechkin broke Gretzky scoring record. His goals record, I'll say not a scoring record, his goals record. In essentially the same amount of time it took Gretzky to get that record record in a, in a league that I'm not so sure Gretzky gets that goals record. I think Gretzky, he changed the game 100%. Gretzky was an alien when he first came into bass or hockey. An absolute alien. So fast he was dropped down. He was 12 to 15 years ahead of the game and the only one when he started. So he got his first 400 goals just based on the idea that nobody knew what hit him yet. I mean the dude had 50 goals in January, not the whole month of but by January in like 1980. It is incredible. But Ovechkin breaks it. And I think the reason why no one cared is because of his incredible Russian ness. He's never really, you know. No, not many people are familiar with Ovechkin. A He's been with the Caps the entire time. And he's Russian and he's super Russian. He's never been in commercials. He's never really been. He's ugly. Like, he's got that Russian beat up Drago coming out. Yeah. And it wasn't like we still had a beef with Russia the same way we would have years ago. Gretzky's as Russian as it gets. That name screams Russian. But he was cute. He had the long, flowing blonde hair. A couple years later, he ends up marrying some Hollywood actress. I mean, he was the story. He was Canadian, so he was polite. He was America Lite. Ovechkin, 100% Russian, went back to Russia, played for Russia in the international play. And people didn't realize that this dude was breaking the record of Wayne Gretzky. And Gretzky owns all of them now. I did get into a chat online with somebody in the emails about, does that make him the best of all time? He's the, you know, he did it. If you took away all of Wayne Gretzky's goals, he would still be the all time leading scorer, points leader in hockey history. Just from assists. His assists put him. Because it's a point his assists make him. So he's the all time leading scorer or all time leader in points in hockey's history without his goals, without all 870 goals, it's like, it's an amazing statist so far and ahead of everyone else statistically with, I mean the, I mean, his assists record, if that ever gets broken, you're literally watching AI play hockey. So.

[Brady Bogan]

And Gretzky went out at the age of 39, somewhere around there.

[Toledo]

They're about the same. Yeah, 18, 20 years. I think Gretzky played 20. But again, the last three or four years of Gretzky's career, I think he only had like 50 goals. It wasn't like he was just prolific. He was just piling on. Ovechkin scored 50 a couple years ago. He's still wildly productive. The most amazing thing about Ovechkin this weekend is that Paul told me, because Paul used to be the in house voice for the Coyotes. And he told me, goes, hey, Friday, he'll give me like a tip for betting in hockey. I don't know anything and I haven't done it. And he goes, hey, tonight's, Tonight's possibly the night Ovechkin breaks. He needs three goals. They're playing the Blackhawks, who are horrible. And he goes, blackhawks don't even know what goalie is going to be playing. He said they're awful. And he said they might get it tonight. He got two and there was an empty netter he had a shot at and he dumped it off like, I don't want it this way. He could have gotten the record the game before. And he dumped it out and he didn't shoot the empty net goal, which was just right in front of him. Didn't even try it. And I thought to myself, how horrific would it have been had he done that? And like, I'll get it tomorrow. And then, you know, stabbed himself in the leg accidentally with a steak knife or does something where he just like cuts an artery, gets in a car wreck, has a stroke. Who knows you? I mean, he, he took the gift horse and said, I'll get it later. Oh, horrifying. Horrifying. You get diagnosed with like some sort of disease that night, gets a hard.

[Brady Bogan]

Neck massage and has stroke. And stroke, that's happened.

[Toledo]

Guy. There's, there's been times when you. My. My sister killed my uncle with massage. Brady. I clearly made that accusation right here on the air. He had the complaints about his achy calves and my untrained non doctor sister said, ahram, I'll massage those out. Turns out that was probably, and I'm saying allegedly because of the Pat McAfee situation, probably deep vein thrombosis in my uncle's legs. And my sister broke free and he was dead.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple days later, this guy almost died.

[Toledo]

26 year old Chinese man almost died from a neck massage. A little too firm sexually. Ripped an artery leading to his brain and he had a stroke. He got to the ER in time, made a full recovery. Yeah, be careful. I was in Vegas once and one of those people came by and said massage. That's exactly what I heard. I looked over and I don't know where she's from. Central America, I think. Yeah, I've never done this before. Sure. Sitting at a slot machine, this bitch was the strongest human being I've. Arnold Schwarzenegger would have had a harder time hurting me. She was beating the crap out of me. And I told her, I'm like, look, I had shoulder surgery a little while ago. This was pretty fresh off. My right shoulder doesn't bend right. I'm not 100% recovered. Oh, okay. She hit that thing. Like she found out I was hurt and was trying to, you know, make it worse. And then at the end I turned to her and I'm like actually really effective was the word I used. And she started to show me pictures of her. She's like, what you do for a living? Like, I don't know what your accent. It's like Spanish, Chinese. And. And she. I told her radio. So I did radio for a while. Like, really? Do you know Martin Short from father of the bride? Because you sound exactly like him. And then so she, she started to show me pictures of herself from the olden days. And she looked like Shakira. Like exactly like Shakira. And I'm like, oh my God. And then I made the mistake of saying you were beautiful. Oops. Women don't like hearing. Women don't like hearing were and beautiful. It's not past tensing their beauty. Yeah, you throw past tense beauty in abroad and it's bad news. Oh my God, you were beautiful. And then I realized what I said. I'm like, not like you're not now, like, oh, you're digging, you're digging, you're digging. But yeah, she hurt me. I hate massages. She hurt me. Like I've never been hurt before from something that I paid for and was supposed to be like beneficial to me. I was in pain for a day and a half after that. She destroyed. I had to stop everything, go back to the room and just lay down. She. I was in agony. Bruising like I was elbows and fists. And she goes, she, like harder or softer? Like a little bit softer. And then she's like, oh, no, f you. And then just dug in deeper. So be careful. And if you've got an open netter, take it. The end story is if you're sitting there staring at the all time leading goals and you've got the open net, nobody's going to be mad at you. It's not like when Strahan broke the sack record and Brett Favre laid down for him. That was, that was not cool. If he. Strahan should have just stood there and waited for another player for the Giants to come touch him. Goes, I'm not getting it this way. That was cheap. This an open netter. That's part of the game. No, the goalie didn't. If the goalie just pointed to the net leg, I'm not even going to try to save it. Then I understand him going, nah, I'm not doing it this way. I want to earn it. An open and an open net goal is earning the goal your team has done. It's especially because you had to. The team has done the job. But there he was. So it is a. Is a very strange. I mean, that's Essentially the home run record. Nobody cares.

[Brady Bogan]

And now it's padding time.

[Toledo]

Oh, sure, he's got time left. He's playing great. But when, I guess when Barry Bonds broke the home run record, it was so tainted. I mean, I. I don't know anybody who knows the actual mark anymore. Used to be 756. We knew it up and down. Hank Aaron was 756, 760 and change. I think. I think it's like eight. But no one knows the number that number was. You know, that was the mark. It was known by all baseball Fans. And then McGuire came along, wrecked the Hooves single season one. Then Bonds wrecked the single season one again. And then they totally destroyed the old time record. So.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was 51 years ago on this day. Hank.

[Toledo]

Hank did it. Yeah. April 8, 7:15. Was it the first game of the season? I think it was like the start of this. He was a homer or two short going into it.

[John Holmberg]

762.

[Toledo]

762 is a new number.

[John Holmberg]

Bonds, Aaron. 755. Ruth, 740.

[Toledo]

It's only broken by seven.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I thought it was more than that.

[John Holmberg]

Pooh Halse is 703.

[Toledo]

No kidding.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I didn't know that part. But now the number doesn't matter. It's still 756. You break that when you got the real deal. And the home runs in a season is 71, 73. No one knows that either. What's that thing, the home runs in a season? Oh, I don't know if anybody even knows. It used to be 61.

[John Holmberg]

73.

[Toledo]

73.

[John Holmberg]

But again, I, I had to look it up myself. I didn't.

[Brady Bogan]

And that boy wasn't sure.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And we know who did it. And we all rolled our eyes when he did. Like, oh, here we go. Give him a torpedo bat, he'll come back.

[John Holmberg]

But you look at it too, and it's all those guys are tainted for the most part. McGuire, Sosa, McGuire again, Judge is the only one that's legit that we know of.

[Toledo]

What do you have? 62. Yeah. Yeah. That to me is the home run mark is Aaron Judge is 62. Mayor 61. Aaron Judge, 62. Start getting into the Sosa and McGuire and Jay. ZC had a few guys in there. It's like, what in the world? Bonds, all three of them were just crushing. Pretty awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

Helper duking it out.

[Toledo]

Oh, it was fun to watch because baseball was dead and gone.

[John Holmberg]

It was like Mantle and MARIS Back in 61 too.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Just Going back and forth.

[Toledo]

And the more impressive part with Mantle and Maris was one was a horrendous alcoholic. I mean, that was. That is not a. That is not a performance enhancing drug. The drunk had to peel him out of bars pretty much every night, slap him back out on the field. He'd smack two out and then go back to the bar and celebrate and ignore his kids.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine if he had wilderness athlete back then.

[Toledo]

Oh, my God. If he could hero up, he'd have a hundred home runs in a season. He broke his leg at the end of the year. Maris was the only one legit. Mantle would have broken that record all day, and he wouldn't remember any of it.

[John Holmberg]

Now, I did that.

[Toledo]

Mickey's liver fell out on the field a couple of times. He just picked it up and fungoed it out of the yard. Everything he hit went out. So, yeah, you want to go back and argue who's the better home run hitter, I'll give you Mickey Mantle.

[Brady Bogan]

And now I wouldn't have a torpedo bat.

[Toledo]

Oh, my God. I wouldn't be surprised. And this is just the way baseball protects itself. Mickey Mantle wasn't exactly the type of guy to go, no, I won't put that in my body. I have to assume some of the days after the benders, there was some. Some type of upper or cocaine that got him going for the game.

[Brady Bogan]

I would imagine some kind of remedy.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, they didn't have a tight eye like they do now. They. I mean, literally, they. Was it. Billy Martin and Whitey Ford used to say, we'd have to go get him. Like, he was so drunk, sometimes we'd have to go get him and peel him out of the bar. And we got a game in an hour. Like he wasn't showing up early. He was. He'd show up in his dirty uniform, like, get him some coke. I have a feeling they were balancing Mickey pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

That's where the term Mickey came from.

[Toledo]

Probably.

[John Holmberg]

That's before social media and everything else. Everybody, you know, could find things out.

[Toledo]

I watched the thing about Babe Ruth over the weekend, too, about whether or not he called his shot. They had. They had found some new footage from that, like, as a pruder film type deal. And you still don't have an answer. The lore lives on. But what you didn't realize was without cameras, 1932, they weren't filming with sound. And without people having recording devices, the benches had no problem saying and screaming anything. Brett's favorite words online towards Babe Ruth the whole game. And that's why that whole thing started with pointing at the bench and pointing at pitchers and all that. And they think he called his shot. They wouldn't stop, as they said in this story, questioning his race. And that was not a. You know, that wasn't a census question. They were coming at him pretty heavy, both barrels in 1932, pretty safe to start throwing that bomb around a professional baseball stadium because they weren't allowed to be there. So Babe Ruth came up and they're like, I think he might be a. And then the chant started. And so he starts pointing back at them like, how dare you call me in. You know, hit the ball, sheriff. Right, exactly. And he said, I'd take it. And what you don't realize is every one of them should have been suspended for their entire careers, all of them. You can't even. You can't get around it now, like, there's nothing, no player, nobody can do anything anymore without the scrutiny of social media knowing about it immediately. Back then, they didn't. You know, it was just the way you dealt with things. And people don't realize. Babe Ruth's last home run was with the Boston Braves in Pittsburgh, where he turned. This is confirmed by the catcher, by the umpire, by the pitcher. Joe Rush confirmed that. He said, I'm not only hitting the next pitch out of this, out of the park, I'm hitting it out of the stadium. And he did. It was his last hit in all sports because he hated the pitcher that was pitching for the Pirates, who happened to be the guy calling him the N word from the bench in the Cubs Yankees series in 32 in the first place. So he taught him the ultimate lesson. Round of the base. And the pitcher even tipped his cap at the end going, there's nothing I can do about that. Not only did he call a shot, he took it out of the stadium, man. So it's a different time. There was. There was cocaine involved in baseball back before commissioners knew how to even. I mean, drug testing didn't exist. You just looked at a guy's eyes going, all right, he's really up for today's game. Jesus Christ. Last time I saw me was sleeping at a bar. Mickey was on the stuff. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey did the coke or something similar to it. It was way too sleep.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's Mopium.

[Toledo]

Yeah, he didn't need any help sleeping. Mickey knew how to get to sleep. Copious amounts of whiskey. Got. Got Mickey right to nappy time. But you talk to old ball players. It's. I've met Mark Grace a Thousand times. I was at the ballpark the other night. I was up in the broadcast thing, and he walks by and he says, how you doing? And I looked at him, I said, hey, Mark, it's John Holmberg from kupd. Oh, yeah. Like, we have literally hung out long periods of time together. You've been on the show with us. He goes, yeah. And I remember. I'm like, you had no idea. You were so blank faced. Gone. I'm like. And that to me, is because of drugs. Mark spent most of the 80s and 90s taking, you know, uppers and trying to stay awake for day games at Wrigley Field. And I don't blame him. So he's had some erasing going on, more than likely. We've had fun nights together. Yeah, yeah. Grace, I. I've been to ball games.

[Brady Bogan]

Where it'll come back to him.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, it did. I saw. I saw the. Oh, yeah, I saw that. Real as I know you. And then what you see with baseball players from the 80s and 90s when they recognize you, they also have, like this. It's almost like checking somebody's history on a computer. He stared at me. Oh, right. And then you could almost see his brain going, what does he know? Like, he. Like, what night did I spend with this jackass that can haunt me? And then there's some stories that would come back, I'm sure not with me so much, now that I recall. Oh, yeah, he knows. He knows about this. He knows about that, and he knows about that. This guy's got a couple of things on me, and I don't. I have things. I've been told great stories by him, actually. Great stories. Not illegal or, you know, family wrecking, but great stories. I know about Lee Arthur Grimes, the guy that hit him in the head with his dick every day to. So he'd have better luck at the plate. Great story. And I almost brought it up, but I just watched. I watched that washover of don't know who you are. Oh, wait, yes, I do. Okay. How dangerous are you in my life? And then. No, we're safe. We're good. It was about a 4 second window of handshake. I think that's what handshaking is. You pray, register. And it's a. Yeah. So look at this guy and says, does he know anything about me that he shouldn't? So pro baseball players. And I've heard from him and others, especially at Wrigley Field, before the lights, you played games that would drag and then have to get back to the stadium. Like at 8 the next morning to start a 1pm game. And you were there till like 7 the night before. And you're dragging ass by August. You can't. So they had little bowls, jars, jars.

[Brady Bogan]

And jars on the clubhouse table.

[Toledo]

And it came from, you know, years past when all the guys used to have to play, you know, and they said, the worst thing that ever happened. I remember Mark saying the worst thing ever happened to Cubs was the lights. Because then we have nights and days, day, night, back to backs. And he goes, we could. We couldn't do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Brutal.

[Toledo]

He said, so, yeah, he said, a little sunshine on your way out, Doctor. Feel good.

[Brady Bogan]

You need a speckled trout.

[Toledo]

You need a speckled trout. On the way to the ball, I talked to my friend who used to be a pitcher for the Angels, Pirates and everybody else. He was probably 38 when we had this conversation. And he said, I got to get back in the league for another year. I'm like, what for? And he goes, I just got this, this, and this I want to accomplish. I'm like, I good for you. And he goes, but I can't. They took away my candy. And I'm like, what? And he goes, yeah, they don't allow the stuff in the locker room anymore because they got all uppity about steroids. I need that stuff. I go, yeah, it's the only way I can recover fast, especially at my age. I can't. I can't go out there and do this every. And I'm like, it's pretty prominent. He goes, the whole league? The whole league. And then we're in the golf cart. And he kept telling me, he's like, do you think there's a reason why nobody's told on each other why the one guy that did got called crazy? This is the whole league. There aren't any guys who aren't taking some sort of advantage. There's probably a couple along the way. But he was basically saying that coffee.

[Brady Bogan]

And energy drinks were definitely an abundance.

[Toledo]

Yes. And not the. Yeah, you're not getting the Wilderness Athlete. You're not getting the five hour energy. There was a guy dropping things off.

[Brady Bogan]

Code. Get a cup of coffee.

[Toledo]

You can have Wilderness Athlete show up in the box that says Wilderness Athlete. The stuff they were taking was in a bat bag from an employee of the team that never really had any equipment, but he always had a full bat bag. Never bats in it, though. Good stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

So there's a lot of stuff that was funny in baseball that went through, that was the psychological edge on Hitting or just playing like I don't know how long ago that was probably 10, 12 years. We were wearing the. The necklace, the metallic. It was.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, I remember those.

[Toledo]

Huh.

[Brady Bogan]

Just like the marvel, those copper things. Remember that we're wearing them all.

[Toledo]

I never fell for those things. I did just get an email that said, hey, sorry to go back a step, but you said that lady that caused that has such a tight grip in her massage almost killed a guy. It says you say she's got a good tight hand. What was her name? Signed Justin Tucker. Justin Tucker. I didn't realize. Listen to the show. Welcome disgraced Ravens kicker Justin.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, gonna try it for that one.

[Toledo]

He'll go. Challenge accepted. Justin Tucker thinks that maybe that's a real thing. Anyway. Sports in full bloom. Now it's just baseball. And now NHL hockey gets together as their post season and the sunless NBA playoffs begin next week. And that's exciting. So pretty interest, records being broken and all that stuff. But I do think that the Ovechkin thing, it should have been a much bigger deal. Hockey's done a terrible hockey. NHL did a terrible job promoting that. They were just about. I mean a terrible job of making people realize. Do you realize that the all time goals record is about to go down?

[John Holmberg]

I didn't realize until I saw flash across the screen yesterday. I was like, oh.

[Toledo]

And he's.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's kind of cool.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And I finally saw the replay of the show.

[Toledo]

Right. Oh, it's great. It's the biggest record in hockey. A single. You know, it's amazing that another guy took Gretzky's goals record which no, everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Said that we're a day later talking about yeah.

[Toledo]

And you know, and if it wasn't for Jay yesterday barking. Did you talk about it? I'm like, no, nobody's talking about. I knew about it. Nobody talks about it. If anything, Phoenix proved multiple times we don't care about hockey at all. And I know there's a bunch of Yes, I do. Nope, you didn't enough to like in a. In a bunch. We didn't care about hockey. Is it somewhat media's fault? Is it the franchise we had that was just impossible to like? Yes. But hockey in general does a terrible job of ingratiating itself to the public. This was their chance to say you're with. You're witnessing some amazing history in a sport that's really fun if you. But they did a bad job. Hockey's got to go to international play only to make us interested. We lose our Minds over Canada, usa. And we should. It's a great game. But when Columbus plays Florida, not a soul is going to watch that. Nobody cares. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800 as we're going to break a record. If Beth ever dies, we'll be the longest running morning show in all of Phoenix. But she is hanging on. She seems super healthy. I mean, I don't know why. School. But again, she used to be Beth and Bill. Yeah, she killed that guy. Took. Took all the money for herself. And they massage. That's a whole new show if you ask me. I mean, if I go off without you guys and do something on my own, it's not the same thing. Good lord. That. That made me hard as a rock. I didn't realize saying it would make me so aroused. But it'll be great if Beth and I teamed up. Katie, bar the door.

[John Holmberg]

I want you and Ladonna.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, me and Beth would be better. The will they, won't they kind of vibe. Oh, man. She would, but it would be that whole crying, first of all, Sam and Diane kind of vibe of are they gonna do it or are they gonna punch each other? Oh, it would be. Yeah. And then. And then you'd read about my violent rape. I would. I would probably be manhandled pretty easily in that room by the powerful hands of Beth. The incredibly large, manly, strong hands of Beth.

[Brady Bogan]

We wouldn't even know it's you because she's like, you're gonna do this voice the whole time.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that would be. Yep. And if I didn't, I'd get ragdolled on the rag. Yeah, it would not be good. Show would probably be pretty good because I perform under pressure, but still a lot of tears, a lot of toxic work environment. And oddly enough, it wouldn't be for me. It would. That ball busting brahma bull known as Beth.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm telling you, that's homebird. No, it's not.

[Toledo]

It's not. She won't let him say his name. Come on, Seriously. She rapes him every day. That would be number one, I'll tell you that anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

You're telling me Clarissa is home?

[Toledo]

It's Tingle Tingle. She's raping Tingle too. No reason. Let's get a wake up song. 585 9, 800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

[Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have.

[Toledo]

To go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the.

[John Holmberg]

Very funny Garrett Barry Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it.

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[Toledo]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. It's Katie and the Hobbs. Thank you. Miles to nowhere People emailing in about a Vetkin again, hockey. Now I'm dealing with this. I don't follow hockey enough to get depths. I know the basics. I know the big records, I know the toys and I know that. But all I'm saying is they had an opportunity there with the NHL to. I mean, that's a huge record and nobody knew about it. The average. The average Joe found out. Just like Brett did. Just like Brady did. Oh, that happened.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Went into the season knowing it was possible.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know it was even close.

[Toledo]

Right. And they did. No promotion, no quality promotion. They may have been talking about it during hockey games. They're preaching to the choir, like going to church and talking about Jesus and then find out Jesus. You should have told everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

It's almost like they just realized, oh, this might happen.

[Toledo]

Well, no, they knew the whole time. I watched hockey early in the season. This could be the Euro. Vetchkin gets it. Like he's going to get it. They knew that. Like if he doesn't get Hurt. It's going to happen. Like, where's the. Where's the fanfare? Where's the money spent on making. And I have a feeling it's. He's too Russian. I mean, Google him if you don't know who he is. Alex Ovechkin. Just Google him. Ovi. That face of his is pure Russian super villain. He looks like a Bond bad guy. Not a bad guy leader either. The henchman. Like, he looks like one of the. Like if he had a Russian. Look, Mr. Bond, if you understand that we have an agreement and I will take my friend Ovechkin away from you. Huh? And then he would basically be the guy standing next to the dude we're supposed to hate. And hand to hand with James Bond, he is a beat up looking dude.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, 25 years from now we'll get those classified documents.

[Toledo]

Yeah, yeah. That he probably was. Look at.

[Brady Bogan]

Do not mention this.

[Toledo]

Tell me with the gray hair now he looks a little bit more like the henchmen like would listen to him, but back in the day. And that's a smiling Ovechkin, which I don't see too often. His teeth don't show, but the gray hair, he looks a little like businessman. Come in. You know, Mr. Bond, you understand. There's the one I know, the one with the toothless. Yeah, Ovechkin. That dude is a Russian henchman. Terrible job. NHL. There's nothing about him that he should have been in light beer commercials. He should have been. Hockey should have pushed him so effing.

[John Holmberg]

Hard instead of Paulie and Chrissy put him in the Pine Barrens years ago.

[Toledo]

Exactly. Ray Sopranos reference. He's one of the guys that Paul. Paul and. Yes, Paulie and Chris had to go out to the Pine Barrens in New Jersey and try to kill. And then he gets away because he's that guy. What was. What do they keep saying? He used to. He killed like 400 people or something.

[John Holmberg]

He was an interior decorator.

[Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, that's Ovechkin. Terrible job then. I mean, dreadful. Not good at all. I got a lot of emails yesterday about. We were talking about the what Would Brady Do? Where the guy had his. Ohio State.

[Brady Bogan]

Michigan.

[Toledo]

He was a super Ohio State fan. He's got Brutus Buckeye right there on his chest, tattooed. And he's dating a girl he likes a lot, but she's a Michigan fan and has a autographed picture, if I remember right, of her and Jim Harbaugh in her, like, main room. Like the way you have. You Know.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S a little heavy.

[Toledo]

Your artwork at home is Italian superstars.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

The Rat Pack. You go to Brett's house. No kidding. The Rat Pack is like, the first thing you see. You walk in the door and there's that. That art. Like, well, that's where Brett's house for sure. Like, there's no doubt you're at the right house. If you were to go to, like, Brett's get togethers. And it's like, just come in, doors open. You're like, not sure where Brett lives. Like, I think we got the right house. And then you open the door to make sure. Yeah, there's Sinatra. We're good. Like, it's immediate.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a fountain out front. Marble entrance.

[Toledo]

Yeah. No reason there's tourists. Like, what's going on? But, yeah, it's. You go in there and you. And you see that, you know, this person had. She had Jim Harbaugh and her together autographed as a main feature in her home as you walk. And that's not a sports room. That's not like a hallway thing or an off. That's in her main room. Like, that's her prized possession. So the guy's dating her and banging her. And he asked, like, can this work? You know, we start. And he said, she looks like Dua Lipa and Sofia Vergara had merged. That's a pretty healthy merger. And we had the debate on whether or not, like, if there was, you know, if Dua Lipa and Sophia Vergara girl told me that they were Ravens fans, you know, there.

[Brady Bogan]

She had a picture with her and.

[Toledo]

Lamar autographed, and it would be tough, but like Brett said, you just finish on it and like, you know, tattoo of Michigan gold M. You finish on it if you've got a Ravens load. Jim Lord has finished this debate, and I'm. I'm. I have 100% in his camp. It says, I listen to the podcast. All I'll say, show me a hot girl. And I show you a guy who's tired of banging it. No one's ever tired of their football team. Football team wins. That's a good point because you can see the hot. It doesn't matter how hot the girl is eventually. And she likes Michigan. Like, it's gonna end it. It's over. It doesn't work. It's. It's the modern day mixed marriage of religion. Or back in the days when you weren't supposed to mix races. Yeah, don't. It's not worth it. It's Not. You're not gonna. You're gonna end up in the Supreme Court in a loving case.

[Brady Bogan]

It's that red flag that you ignored.

[Toledo]

Exactly. Yep, it is. It's the hundred. Yeah. You got the sirens in Homer's Odyssey, the ladies by the sea that were so beautiful to deal with this. Yeah. They tempted you into things you shouldn't be doing, and you looked past it all because of the beauty. And he's. Jim is right. Show me a beautiful girl, I'll show you a guy who's tired of that thing. And that is true. And if she's a Michigan fan, that's gonna eventually rise to the top. If you're an Ohio State fan. If I'm Steelers fan and Ravens fan, Steeler girl, you shouldn't be doing that. You're gonna give her herpes. You're a Ravens fan. You guys are all affected. It's disgusting. I saw a girl, by the way, yesterday, proving my theory once again. That bus stop is very real. There was a girl with an absolute hourglass figure standing at the bus stop on 16th street and Bethany home in a tank top and a pair of jeans. And, I mean, if you took a picture, TMZ would have put it up immediately and just said, instagram, supermodel waits for bus. Beautiful. And then I thought to myself, there's my theory right there. In practice, there's no such thing as a girl without herpes waiting for the bus. It's just not a thing. It can't happen. Any girl that looks like that, that can't get a ride from a friend has exhausted her vagina to a point of having to ride public transit. It's effective.

[Brady Bogan]

She was so hot, a Waymo would have pulled over.

[Toledo]

Look, a Waymo would have stopped and gone you. All right? Even Waymo's like, get your herpetic vagina out of my Waymo. You're wrecking it for everyone else. She couldn't get a Waymo. She couldn't get an Uber. In this day and age where it's so easy to get a ride. So she doesn't have any money, and she looked that way. That thing is in shambles. And I just looked at it, and I'm like, now more than ever now that my. My bus stop theory, Brady, you remember, goes way back to the early 2000s, prior to the Internet. Yeah, prior to Uber, all I used to say was, if you're hot. But in Phoenix, not like New York, where the bus and subways and public transit's important. In Phoenix, it's Not if you're riding the bus anywhere in Phoenix. Something's gone wrong. Nobody rides the bus unless something has gone wrong. DUIs, like, too many of those, or you just lost all your friends in a gambling or some sort of social experiment. Something's gone terribly wrong. If you're at a bus stop, especially if you're a pretty woman.

[Brady Bogan]

Check the ankle for bracelets.

[Toledo]

Oh, there's more. Like, she looks like she's selling them. She's got so many on there. Something horrible has happened. So I've been talking bus stop theory for years. I'm like the Neil Degrasse Tyson of bus stop theory. It's like, I should write a book about it. She's not an environmentalist. If she was getting one of those waymos too expensive. You're hot. You should have money. A hot girl without money standing there waiting for the bus. I'm telling you guys, you're running into big trouble. However, at the light of 16th street and Bethany, I was probably 10 cars deep. Traffic was there. Windows were down. Hey, you need a ride? And I'm like, guys, stop. Bus stop. Don't do it. Making the mistake of a lifetime. Your kids are gonna have herpes. It's gonna pass through that herpe tunnel, and they're gonna come out looking like Wartman.

[John Holmberg]

She wasn't coming out of Texas Grill or anything.

[Toledo]

No, it was gross. That's the other side. It was closer to Phoenix City Grill. Look too close for my comfort. Pcg. I like that place.

[Brady Bogan]

You find yourself saying, well, maybe she's doing like a social experiment, right?

[Toledo]

But you never look at him and go, what a trooper for the environment. No, something's wrong. She was stunning. May or may not have been. I don't know how to say it anymore. I don't know that the word I would use is correct.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Toledo]

So direct. No. What's the proper word for someone who is black and white now?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'm not going to go there.

[Toledo]

I don't think you can say the old one anymore. I think that's a.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a bad word now?

[Toledo]

I don't even know. I don't think you can say that thing anymore. I think that's bad now. I'm not risking it. Just in case. Mulatto. I don't think you can say that anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I wasn't going to say that.

[Toledo]

Is that bad? I don't know. I didn't see anything other than I think she was. That she mixed. She's mixed, but that doesn't. That's too that's too variety pack. Like, you know, like trail mix. Don't write anything down, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, damn it.

[Toledo]

Don't do it. Because you're gonna write down a quote from the Sopranos. And I know exactly what. Yep, I know exactly what. And it's funny, but it's wrong. And you know, that's why you're writing. I watched him grab a pen. I don't know if you're actually going that way, but I'm stopping you before your brain even goes there. You might have been writing me a note going, hey, there's something in your eye.

[John Holmberg]

No, that wasn't it.

[Toledo]

But I didn't know. But Brady's looking it up for me. Don't you do. He goes to the hand brain immediately. What do I call her? That's in your history. Either way, she was beautiful and guys were barking at her and I'm like, oh boy. But my theory of bus stop is huge. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what you thought I was gonna.

[Toledo]

No. Okay. And it was. That's not even bad. He said African. That's not terrible. Because mixed is just as bad. I don't know what, I don't know what the proper terminology is anymore, but gorgeous is what you should call her beautiful. But there she was at the bus stop. So again, my theory rides higher and harder than ever. As time passes, the less good looking women should be at bus stops and city transit. It just shouldn't be a thing. And if you're a lad who's about to ride the bus going, hey. And you're angry about it, hey, probably something went wrong with you and maybe you're not that great looking because if you can't get a ride and you're a woman, come on. At work, not one dude will come pick you up. What have you done wrong? There isn't a single guy at your work close enough to your home. Even guys who aren't that close will come get you. If you're good enough, enough. I'll take you. I'll just leave 15 minutes early. Where do you live? I live up on Northern in the 51. I live in Chandler. I'll get you. I'll come grab. You're gorgeous.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to have at least three guys that are in the friends, so you keep them clinging. Oh, there's hope. She might like me.

[Toledo]

All hot girls have the guy that's the ride share friend before. I'll take you before ride shares. That's what ride share was. The dude in the friend zone that would do like he was the one who would bend over backwards just for the hope of maybe this will pay off someday. And then inevitably she would get pregnant by some other guy and then wreck the whole thing. It is a real thing. Look at it today. Look at bus stops. Find me decent looking like beautiful models at the bus stop and tell me your brain doesn't go, something's wrong with that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we always had that really gorgeous, gorgeous homeless chick down there and I. It's weird to say that, but she was.

[Toledo]

She was stunning.

[John Holmberg]

Stunning. Yeah.

[Toledo]

But she had that sign.

[Brady Bogan]

She went south quick.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, she did. Oh, yeah, she did. She wasn't. The arrow was not pointing.

[Brady Bogan]

Time you were talking about it.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

First time I saw her, I drove around her too late.

[Toledo]

I'm like, this can't be real. Somebody's playing what they're talking about. Somebody's playing a joke. That's all I thought, oh, she's long dead too. There's no way she's still alive because she was around a lot and then deteriorated, turned into a bumpy mess and then disappeared. Maybe she got better. Let's hope for that. But yeah, I saw it yesterday. And my bus stop theory is, Is stronger than it's ever been. All the options you have for a ride somewhere and you're standing at a bus stop in a tank top and black jeans and dudes are barking at you to get in the car and you have to shake your head and go, the conversation's too awkward. I can't. I've got so much going wrong down south that if I do like you, this gets ugly quick. I'll take the bus. The bus driver never asks me out. Bus drivers have to know we had weak squirrel there. That bus driver, we'd known him forever and he. He knew. He's like, you're not.

[Brady Bogan]

He knows the mean street.

[Toledo]

Just don't even talk to the girls that are getting, oh, there's a hot girl on my bus. Wonder what her story is. You never talk about that with anyone else. You don't care about anybody else climbing on a bus. You know, I wonder what their story is, but when they're gorgeous, what in the hell? That had to go south. Everyone has to abandon you. There's not one Brady in your office that'll kindly give you a ride to work. Come on. It's not. It's not a real thing. Doesn't happen in New York. Even if you're good looking enough, eventually someone in a Continental or one of those town cars is going to come get you. You're going to get picked up. It's going to be a thing maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

With a cash cab.

[Toledo]

Cabs, yeah. Hot people can get in cabs. That's fine. But yeah, also I'm watching this whole thing unfold on the news here locally with the Lori Valow Day Bill case.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And where she's getting.

[Brady Bogan]

Gonna get another life sentence.

[Toledo]

They got. Yeah, she's got like six of them. They're trying really hard. They did an interview with her on one of the channels and she, she gave up this, that and the other. They're trying to make this because I know we're all, me included, so incredibly invested and heavily in love with the idea of murder mysteries, especially local. It has a local angle. So they've got, you know that chick at channel three, talk to her. Someone at channel 10, talk to her. I jumped 12, 15. They're all crazy about Lori Valo Daybell. And then she's got a trial going on here locally and they're all over it like it's. There's no interest in this at all. Even from somebody who loves murder mysteries. And I do, I love murder shows. She did everything.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought it's pretty much.

[Toledo]

Well, yeah. But. Oh, it's cut and dry. She's been convicted a few times now she's in a. It's a conspiracy trial like this. Like the conspiracy to commit all this stuff was pre planned, all this other stuff. And her brother did the killing of her ex husband, the Valo guy. She was banging this guy named Charles Dayville. And so that was the affair. And then they killed her ex husband and then that guy killed his wife. But it was her brother that got involved and did all this stuff. So they're like, how deep does it. All of them are guilty. Like there's no intrigue or mystery to this at all.

[Brady Bogan]

The guy that the brother killed, was he the, the cult leader or the.

[Toledo]

I don't know where that even ties in. Like there's a whole bunch of crazy. She's it. They. It's solved. So trying to add like mystery to this thing. There's none. If you even if you surprise me and say, oh, there's also this now, like, yep, she did that too. Like there's nothing about this woman, the doomsday mom. They've given her that name and horrible, horrible monster of a human being. Fry her up good. There's nothing about this where I'm concerned about the outcome. She's going to get slapped with more charge every time it's up. It's like, oh, she did get her again. Like, there's nothing about this that's like, you know, ooh, the defense team could sit. No, she's guilty of all of it. She's been convicted of killing her kids, conspiring to kill a romantic rival in Idaho, suspected of conspiring with her brother, Alex Cox, to kill Charles Vallow so she could collect money from his life insurance policy. All that she's already been convicted of. And they're trying to make it, like, the O.J. trial here. All the news is like, this has got no legs. This is the. Like, can we skip this and just publicly execute her? Yeah, there isn't one.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, she's already been convicted in another. I mean, who cares who gets a friar, right? I mean, what's the difference?

[Toledo]

I'm.

[Brady Bogan]

Flip the coin where she stays.

[Toledo]

Look, I'm cool with Wyoming, Utah and Arizona all cooking. Like, we'll take the. We'll gass her, take her up to the Utah, put some bullets in her in that firing squad and whatever other state. Idaho. You get up there to Idaho and let her, you know, electric electrocute her up. There she is. She's. There's nothing about this that's intriguing. There's nothing about this that holds interest because she's guilty of everything, even stuff we don't know yet. If they. If they dig up more, it's like, okay, not. In fact, I think they should charge her with, like, five or six unsolved crimes. And she did everything. This woman was awful. Awful. And not interestingly awful, not awful in a way. Like, I watched this. I told you about the one I watched the other day on the Women who Kill, where the husband and wife, when the kids were off to school, would bring other couples in and bang them. And then the one lady got kicked out of the room for a minute and didn't like what was going on and came back and shot everybody. She lost her mind. Now, that's a. And then she went to pick her kids up at school and dropped them off at the neighbors and said, just killed. I gotta go home and clean. And the neighbor's like, what? Huh? And that neighbor was kind enough to watch the kid like, all right, I'll babysit for a couple. How long is it gonna take you to clean up three dead bodies? I'm not cleaning two of them. Just taking the girl to the lake. All right, well, I got till sick. You come get your kid at 6. I'll be done by then. But Lori Valo is not interesting at all. And the news won't stop. This is not the Jodi Arias case, which I had a blast watching her. She was guilty. But then she threw that curveball at everybody saying she was abused. And everybody's like, well, maybe she was. Hear her out. And also the other big thing, Lori Valo Day Bill. Not pretty enough to be interesting in this case. The. The bigger thing is you don't watch this and think, would I fall for her? Could I have been mixed up in this? Because I think that's the male brain. Like, you look at a chick who kills and goes crazy like Jodi Arias. But for the grace of that could have been anybody except for Brady. But for the grace of all of us could have been in that situation. It's a little too horror for you, Brady. I'm not so. Although she did play the cute card that she wasn't. But, you know, tied to a tree with her gape out and some photos. I don't think Brady was going to receive that photo. Yeah. Oh, it's a good one. I don't think Brady was going to receive that picture and still invite her down from Modesco. Why don't you bring that gaping B hole tied to a tree back down to Mesa for a little. Not a thing. I think you'd say, now Brett and I get a picture of Jodi Arias tied to a tree, naked, with her boobs out and the gaper going, I'm flying her in. I don't know why she's driving. This is too long. You got a ticket waiting for you at the Sacramento airport, sister. That could have been any of us. And I think a lot of guys looked at Jodi Arias and went, oof. This could have happened to me if I'd have met her first because she's nuts. And I'd had fun with her. That could have been any of us. Doomsday Mom. You look at her and you're like, I could. I dodged that. Like, I would have never even second looked at that. And that's how men think they look at these murder mysteries. Like, would I have fallen for that? Jodi Arias falls into that category in a huge way for most dudes at a bar. You're out there at the Rula Boola having a nice time. Brady's like, I'm gonna turn in. It's 8:30. I'm like, I just got started. So Brady leaves and you're there and you're chatting it up with this beautiful lady. And she seems fun. Troy Hayden even told me in person, in jail she's engaging, she's funny, she's got a real charm and electric personality. Sociopath, we know that now, but part of that was being super charming that, you know, and she had a. A bit of a wild side. Probably takes you out to the car, gives you a mouth hug the first night. This chick's fun. Lori Daybell. I imagine within like an hour she's talking about getting rid of her brother in law and I want to kill my husband. Like, okay, nut bag, you're not hot enough for any of this talk. They have to be smoking hot for us to be interested because otherwise we would be like, I would have never banged her, so I was never at risk here.

[Brady Bogan]

And maybe a little, you know, I don't. I can't remember the situation, but didn't she fall for the guy that was the leader of the church and he kind of influenced her.

[Toledo]

There's culty stuff. They started this whole doomsday thing and.

[Brady Bogan]

The kids were like, fake, which. Not Scientology.

[Toledo]

Not interested. Because again, it's like, oh, you're too. You're. You're not hot enough to be this crazy and, and have me not see it. Like starting cults and talking about motherships and whatever else she's talking. Kids had diseased, you know, urchin or whatever space, you know, you're not hot enough for this.

[Brady Bogan]

There's bad spirits.

[Toledo]

There is. There is a level of hotness that a girl can start talking about, you know, even Scientology and stuff, or she starts barking at you, but if she's hot enough, you're kind of like, I'll hear her out. Like, I'm gonna try to bang the Scientologist. Like, but if she's not hot and she breaks out the crazy, you just go over to Brett and go, that was just talking about Satans and stuff. I had to walk away. Which one? One. The ugly one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just stay away from that. But if she's really hot, I go over to Brett and I'm like, crazy scientologist is gonna give me a mouth hug. She won't talk about her kids being coated in, like, evil bugs.

[John Holmberg]

I give her a couple hours.

[Toledo]

Yeah, exactly. Get a couple more drinks and see what else she says. And that's why Lori, that's the biggest reason why there's no real Lori Valo. Daville is the Taylor Swift of murder mysteries. Only interesting to women. Yeah, there's no, there's nothing about her that's like, dudes are like, whoa, this is interesting. Nope. Every guy looks and goes, I wouldn't have ever even been close to this. Those dudes were idiots is basically what we're saying. The guys that fell for her are idiots.

[John Holmberg]

Get fast back, too.

[Toledo]

There's nothing about her that's good, but they're, they're covering it on the news like we're all in. It's just, it's Taylor Swift. It's just a bunch of housewives and broads and dudes aren't interested in a Lori Valo day. But we all know did everything. Tie some more stuff to her. Let's solve some crimes. Nobody's gonna bark if you say also, you know, she knows where Hoff is. Okay. I'm not even. I'm not. I'm so uninterested. Tack on everything.

[Brady Bogan]

Fly her in, get the trial done, get her out. Next day.

[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

Oh, this is gonna last for, oh, forever.

[Toledo]

And she's already going forever. And now she's, she's. Then that's the other thing. Watch. And again, I'm talking about it because for the opposite reason of interest, it's like, what's the big whoop she's on the news crying, this is my life. Like, you've already been convicted, like, 18 times. Like, I'm done with you. And again, you're nowhere. You had two kids. I mean, you were so off the radar for every guy sitting in a bar trying to, you know, get me to kill your husband so you could. Are you out of your mind? You. You have. You are a three at best. Talking about killing husbands, you need to be an 11. You need that Sofia Vergara dua Lipa girl sitting there going, I'm a Scientologist, I believe in a doomsday cult, and I want you to kill my husband. I'm like, go on. Like, there's.

[John Holmberg]

I'm listening.

[Toledo]

There's a certain part of my brain that says, just agree with everything she says, and maybe you'll see her nake, then run away.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't wanna see this one naked.

[Toledo]

No, nobody wants to see her naked. So again, she's the Taylor Swift of murders. I watch a lot of those ID channels. And then this. You know, sometimes you see, like, these gorgeous girls, and they're like, oh, this one. This could happen to any of us. You know, you could see yourself in the shoes of the guy falling for the crazy. When they're ugly, you're like, what in the world? She's missing three teeth. You just walk by that. But Doomsday mom has absolutely nothing said, John. Remember last year? She wasn't fit to stand trial. Now the kooky bitch is representing herself. Shoot for the stars, Lori. Even a lawyer doesn't want to be around her. She's too ugly to defend. If I was a lawyer, and lawyers are like, look, you did everything. Like, I'm wasting my time. If you want to go and defend yourself, I will. Like, that's proof you're even crazier. I'm not no lawyer with the idea of trying to have, like, conjugal visits with her is even taking a step to help her out. You defend yourself. I'm not even gonna. I don't want to visit you. You're done. You're gonna. You're going to jail. This is a waste of everyone's time. Go ahead and get out there. Taylor swift of murder 22. Go ahead, have your fun. But, yeah, I'm. They're trying real hard to make it a thing. It's just not. I wish it was. I like a good, interesting story, but.

[John Holmberg]

You got to think about, like. Like, when Troy gets this assignment or something, and he's like, this is not Interesting. All right. I guess I'll just have to.

[Toledo]

Well, there's. There's the thing. You're 100%. There's the thing that for journalists has changed. How do I make this interesting? Is now their job. Where it used to be. Just report the story. Now the one first rule of journalism is don't become part of the story. Don't interject yourself into the story. Story. You're an outsider looking in, reporting back to all of us what you know. And hopefully from a perspective that's a little bit closer than all of us can get. Now they look at this and they're like, this could be good ratings. People love murder mysteries. That poor girl at Channel three. I forget her name. Alexis something. I don't. That might not be right. But she's, you know, got a play. Pretend that this is crazy interesting. And really all that's interesting is her delivery. Like she's selling it. You're selling me a story here. And it. You're right. It's like, how do I make this interesting? Is now her job. It's the lady at Channel 12's job. It's the lady at Channel 10's job. It's like, how do I make this interesting? And it's just not how you make it interesting. Make Lori Daybell Valo. Holler. Hotter, whatever. Make her gorgeous. And dudes would be like, wait a second, what happened there? Oh, she was part of a doomsday cult. Oh, yeah. Hot man. What else? Is she crazy? Yeah, she's crazy. Probably crazy in the bed, too. Oh, yeah. When she killed everybody. Yeah. Kids, like family, husband.

[Brady Bogan]

Ooh.

[Toledo]

She was a trollop. She liked to. She had affairs and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm watching this.

[Brady Bogan]

That could be another good Fox reality show where you take people on trial like this Lori.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And swan her up, get a couple of plastic surgeons and like, beautify them.

[Toledo]

It's hard to make. Can we make this murder more interesting? But again, then they'd show pictures of her before. Like, I wouldn't have killed for that.

[Brady Bogan]

I think every guy finally shows up for court. Oh, my gosh, she's beautiful.

[Toledo]

Guilty. I think at the age I'm at, and I don't know if this is true. I'm just gonna say it because I think it's true. But I will backtrack on this. I think I'm beyond the I will kill for you because you're gorgeous feelings. I'm not so sure. There was about a 10 year stretch that I wouldn't have Walked into a few traps. I'm not so sure. The. The gore, like when you're as ugly as I am in your 20s and gorgeous, is telling you I need you in my life and everything else. All of a sudden her ideas seem pretty good. All of them. And then she's got some gun. She can convince you this guy is like, there's a guy, he's gonna kill me. I need you to protect me. And you're like, as a man, you become that animal. I got you. I've got you. And the next thing you know, you've been manipulated into a scheme. I think I'm old enough not to have that happen. You know, it's kind of like the way old ladies send money and books to, you know, flag lady. Like, you see all that? That's an old lady. That's just an exclusive old lady problem.

[Brady Bogan]

That scenario happened in Ohio. Ohio Teacher Stephanie Demetrius.

[Toledo]

Are you just now finding this?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I got it last night. But the scenario you're talking about, she basically hired. Hired a student to kill her soon to be ex husband. Like she's getting rid of her husband. But you know what? I want him out of the picture all together.

[Toledo]

She's 44 years old, he's like 17.

[Brady Bogan]

She put 250 down, gave him 250 bucks. 2, 000 was the deal.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, 250.

[Toledo]

Well, because she's going to a source that has no money.

[John Holmberg]

Those kids are.

[Toledo]

That's the kid. That's.

[Brady Bogan]

That's.

[Toledo]

You're not killing for that. Everyone should go to jail.

[John Holmberg]

Guilty.

[Toledo]

Guilty. That kid should go to jail for bad taste.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but try him first.

[Toledo]

But as you kind of analyze it, it's. Men who are younger end up trapped by hot girls into these schemes. And women who are older get trapped by older guys or by guys in these schemes. They get catfished when they're old because they're lonely and they can't get laid anymore. And they're irrelevant physically the way men feel. Ugly men, me early in their lives, younger. And then you get attention from somebody that's like insane and gorgeous and you start doing their bidding. It all comes down to loneliness and your inability to feel like this person shouldn't like me. What's happening? The flag lady. That lady for the diamondbacks that waves the flags in the upper deck, sending tens of thousands of dollars to a very handsome military man. And the one thing she said on the news was, I just couldn't believe he was interested in me. That.

[Brady Bogan]

And that was all on pain.

[Toledo]

But that's a powerful drug. Yeah, that's a powerful drug to say, I can't believe this incredible individual has singled me out. You feel like there's some sort of, you know, higher power at play that brought you together, that this guy, he shouldn't be interested in me. He's a decorated military veteran with like an important life and I'm just some lady who waves a flag at Diamondbacks games in an apartment. Oh, he needs 10 grand. Well, I can help him. We're supposed to be together. It plays with your brain. Being ugly is hard. Trust me, I know. You have to avoid a lot of pitfalls when incredible people use that thing you can't normally get as a weapon. And it's used. Jodi Arias. Travis Alexander's a good looking guy, but she was using her sexuality to manipulate the hell out of this dude in ways that, you know, and then just went nuts. And like he couldn't get rid of her. Like she wasn't asking him to kill for much. She was just assuming that if she just kept throwing this beautiful thing at him in every way he wanted, she was going to get everything she needed from him. And when that didn't happen, it turned. But it's. Look, you never, you hardly ever see old man sending woman thousands and thousands of dollars in a book that he's cut the pages out like a bad, you know, Dashiell Hammett novel and shut that and mail it off to some lady. They don't do it. And most of the time it's because an old man has already given at least one woman most of his money. It's like at least half, at least one time. So when a woman's like, I need 10 grand. I'm like, well, they all need 10 grand. You're not getting it from me, baby. Unless he's loaded. And then, but then she, you know, then that's the other thing. Young beautiful women will end up with 80 year old dudes with tons of money because they're both getting what they need out of. It's an arrangement. But that whole thing about catfishing old ladies and fooling young dudes and it's, you know, it's a very common thing. What was that one movie that was, they chronicled that whole. Nicole Kidman was in it and she manipulated the students with her sexuality to kill for her.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I remember that.

[Toledo]

It's very believable. There's a Gus Van Zant movie. It's a wildly believable theory because all guys look at it and go, man, Nicole Kidman starts doing that to me, that whole murder thing starts making a lot of sense.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm not that one. Brady just showed us, though.

[Toledo]

No, no, that's ridiculous. But Lori Vallow, not interesting. Brady's right. They'd had to swan her up for us to be interested. Maybe channel 3, 10, 5, 12, 15. They can all pull some money and make her hotter. And, you know, we were interested in Britney Zamora, for God's sakes. Yeah, she's a monster. She's an absolute.

[Brady Bogan]

Makes it even more. Why do you need to be a monster?

[Toledo]

Right? And why? Because we're looking at her going, I'd have done things your husband couldn't do. Why a sixth grader? You're a. Because she's a monster. But we look past it because she was, you know. There you go. There it is. Hey, don't be so tough on, like.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[Toledo]

When she had a tough life, when she gets in the back of that squad car and says, they're gonna tear me apart. None of us felt bad. We all just went right to a bad prison movie we've once seen, injected her into it, went, oh, they are gonna tear her apart. We weren't upset. Boy, they're gonna tear apart that poor girl. We're like, God, I hope they have video when they tear her apart.

[John Holmberg]

When's the leak of the video?

[Toledo]

When is that only fans gonna be a thing? Our brains don't work right. We're way too into certain things that are. It's strange how we do that. This guy says, rumor has it that Lori Daybell does give him amazing mouth hugs.

[John Holmberg]

Not worth it.

[Toledo]

Said, I'm living proof that an amazing BJ can compensate for an ugly bitch. Yeah, but you won't kill for an ugly woman. Dua Vergara comes at you, and she's upset because her husband's beating her and stuff. Or at least that's what she's telling you. And the next thing you know, you're sitting in your.

[Brady Bogan]

I watch you in my life.

[Toledo]

You're in your 2004 Corolla in the parking lot over at the Zips, and she's giving you a mouth hug in the car. And you're like, what's going on? And then she goes, I need your help. I don't know why, but I think we were meant to meet. Like, me, too. I was thinking that, too. I just have to get rid of him, and I don't. I'm so scared. Don't have to be scared with me, baby. Look, do A Vergara. We'll get. We'll get you out of this mix, and then in a couple weeks, you're shopping for hatchets and you're like, what's going on? It's all about beauty. It's all about visual. Especially with the tv. If. Whether or not we're going to be interested in the mystery. And Lori Valo. Daybell. Daybell Schmaybell. Well, nobody cares. Chicks dig it.

[Brady Bogan]

Guilty. She's guilty of everything.

[Toledo]

She's never walked into a courtroom with like. Like, maybe it's all bad. She's 100% gone. The only thing proven. Yeah. The only thing that we're worried about is like, can she do something hilarious defending herself. So just. And ladies who are emailing going, well, that's stupid. You're right. We know. But are there a lot of male prison movies out there? No, but there's a countless amount of female prison movies. It's a genre. Dudes love that stuff and never do. We cast what female prisons really look like. It's just loads and loads of Dua Vergaras and they're all grumpy. There's prison girl movies like crazy. And they all turn into, like, shower scenes. Trust me, I think other than Brady, every guy is probably one insanely hot girl away from a crime. Pretty much. Like, we. We've all ducked it. Like you probably back in your day, Brett had some girl that was so hot, you're like, she's crazy and she can make me do stuff I don't want to necessarily. Probably a couple of them in your life that you're like, I'll do things I wouldn't normally do because I don't want her to go away right.

[Brady Bogan]

Right now, breaking the law.

[Toledo]

So if. Do. See, that's why I didn't include you.

[John Holmberg]

So if DUA kept rolling up on you and says, man, but they don't.

[Toledo]

Come up and just, I need you to kill someone. They. They groom you. They groom you into thinking they're trapped in a situation that's dangerous. And you are the. You're the superhero. You're the one that can fix this.

[Brady Bogan]

I need you to knock off this bank so we can go away together.

[Toledo]

Look, it's a thing. Clyde Darrow was an ugly man. Bonnie was beautiful. Was it Clyde? It was no. Clyde Darrell. Was it Clyde Darrell? I think that's right. Barrow. I don't remember. Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde. They always say he was dashing. Look at pictures of him. She talked him into those bank Rogers completely. He was not Warren Beatty. The movie says he was Warren Beatty. He wasn't Warren Beatty. Dude was goofy looking. She wasn't great, but for the 20, you took what you could get. Oh yeah, she was probably just clean. Didn't smell like a hatchery like all the rest of those 20s bras. You know, we're still 10 years removed from feminine hygiene products. I don't know what they were using down there. Like rosin bags and stuff from old baseball games. I don't know what they were.

[Brady Bogan]

Dish towels.

[Toledo]

Dish towels, rosin bags, stockings, leaves. I don't know what was going on. So when you found one that was spotless, suddenly you're Robin Banks. It's a different beast. She liked to bathe every day. She had different clothes. It was different. Anyway, so it's my request to the news. Just saying, enough of Lori Valo Deba. We're not.

[John Holmberg]

Where's Jay Cutler?

[Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, don't care. I did it. I did it last night. It's like another interview with him. Dude, who cares? She's just not even close to being good looking enough. Aaron Atwater makes a good point. Someday these AI girls are gonna. Oh my God, I didn't even think of that. AI girls that look better than any woman that's on the planet currently at all start telling dudes to. They get manipulated by some service and sense. Oh, the catfishing is gonna go bananas. I mean, how many times Larry's in trouble. Catfish was a whole show based on the idea that a supermodel lived in a tough shed behind a house in Georgia. And the guys were so lost in the idea that she was going to be in there, they actually walked up to the door. FaceTime, all the other stuff. They never called you, never got a picture. And you knock on the door and there's a fat giant toothless pig behind the door. And you were like, oh, I was almost positive I was going to be right about a super. She's in a tough shed.

[Brady Bogan]

You see the twink?

[Toledo]

Brady's not wrong. Sometimes you knock on the top shed and a very disturbed twink would answer.

[John Holmberg]

How you doing?

[Toledo]

Usually 6, 700 pound twink. That was like, I didn't know how to get out of this mail. Why did you do that? Can we still be friends? Are you crazy? Sub?

[Brady Bogan]

You know, some of them worked out.

[Toledo]

But that's how amazing. It's never worked out. It's like Nev was the only one. Like the tough shed. You just keep driving. Well, this is the address. Look, if the address had half on 1479 Elm Street 1479 and a half. What's that mean? Oh, it's the house behind the house and it's a shed. And you think that. And then you see the picture of the girl on the beach. She's gorgeous. Like, you think she's in there? I do. I have faith. I'm like, okay, I know what's good. It's Brady's, right? Fat twink or toothless? 600 pounder? One of the two's answering the doorbell.

[Brady Bogan]

Where does your dream boat live? Outside of Warsaw, Indiana.

[Toledo]

Warsaw, Indiana. She's running into some trouble. Address? 1479 and a half East Elm. Oh, yeah. Says go around back. Okay, we'll do that. Then they knock on that top shed door and out comes the beast and everybody, everybody knows it. Except the dude who's surprised. Aw, you're not that hot girl that was interested in me that I was willing to steal for shoot. They buy plane tickets to traverse the nation to knock on a tough shed door to see if they were right or not. That's how powerful beauty and relationships can be to someone who is less than. I mean, it's. It's when you feel like you can't do it and that. That comes towards you. Oh, my God, we're weak. I'm past that, though. My 20s, that probably. I probably got. I would have gotten mixed up in some stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, if Margot Robbie comes rolling up, I mean, what do you need, right?

[Toledo]

Done. She's just like, I just got trouble at home. I need you to help out. Like, you got it. Why are you coming to me? I don't know. I just feel drawn to you. And what she sees is a mark. Yeah, you're the weak kid.

[John Holmberg]

An idiot.

[Toledo]

And she knows he's gonna. He's gonna fall. He's doing backflips over me. Lori Valo. Daybill. Ugh. What do you want? Will you kill my husband? I'm gonna kill you if you don't get off my porch.

[Brady Bogan]

You are the end of the world.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yuck.

[Toledo]

I hope. I hope you're right about the end of the world so I never have to see you again.

[John Holmberg]

I'd rather the Jehovah Witness show up, for God's sakes. The hell?

[Toledo]

Tell me more about your cult and less about what you need me to do because I'm not doing anything for you. The cult seems right. Does the cult have sacrificial murder? Because I'm about to volunteer you anyway. It's 7:30. What do you got on the big board? Of musical treats there.

[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

The floor up there at their new store has the coolest map for a person who likes hiking and biking.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, the whole. Yeah, the old trail up there.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's. It's too far from my house to put, but I want, like, trail 100 by my house. What they call that squat piece. WA Peak Trails, the Phoenix Mountain trails. I want that map so bad. I asked Josh. I think he's got one. I don't know where I'd put it it. But you walk in there and it takes up the whole floor, and it's all the biking trails and stuff, and you can't help but want to go. All right, let's do this one. When you're there and you're around all those bikes, it's the coolest shop in the city. No, I just told some girl who's moved down here from whatever, and she goes, I hear you talking about bikes. I love trails. Only one place to go. Yep. She lives in Cave Creek and she worth it. When. All I said, it's. Trust me, there's. You're not getting a better spot than this. So, Josh, you're doing a hell of a job out there.

[John Holmberg]

On the list Tool Prison Sex for the John and Beth Show. My Name is Mud from Primus for Alex's record that nobody really paid any attention to. OVI 7 Dust AC, DC Trivium, Alison Chains, a warning, Avenged System of a Down for Joe, Darius and Megadeth. Killing is my business.

[Toledo]

For Lori, we'll do a little Megadeth.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of things in music. Fifty years ago, Aerosmith released Toys in the Attic.

[Toledo]

Fifty years ago, Dream on was on that. Right?

[Brady Bogan]

And 31 years ago, on this day, they found Kurt Cobain dead in his home in Seattle.

[Toledo]

Today's the day. Oh, this is when they found him dead. Because isn't he officially dead on the 5th of April?

[Brady Bogan]

I.

[Toledo]

Because I think it's the 3. I think it's the same day as Lane Staley, and that was 30.

[Brady Bogan]

30. 31 years ago.

[Toledo]

This is 94.

[Brady Bogan]

94 four.

[Toledo]

Wow. All right, then. How about that? Toys in the attic is 50. That's dream on. And Sweet Emotion. That's right. Sweet Emotion. Dream on. That's right. Walk this way. And Sweet Emotion. Sweet Emotion's pretty solid. Let's do a little 50th for sweet emotion. I think that's too good. Screw Megadeth. We don't need that nonsense. Sweet Emotion is rock royalty. I got it right here. Okay. We're golden. Yeah, this is good. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

With the dudes experience when they're getting catfished or.

[Toledo]

Right? Yeah. Sweet Emotions, like, yeah, I killed for her. And dudes will actually say it out loud. I would kill for her. Like, will, women don't say that. They don't look at dudes that way. They don't look at Jason Momoa and go, I would murder a woman for maybe they would never actually follow through. They'll only kill for themselves. We'll kill for them. They'll kill for their own special needs. You know, they're very smart about how they kill. Usually it's abusive or like they've got an out. Dudes kill and go, I thought this was going to work. It's not good. But. And, and, you know, it's probably smart on Lori's part to hire within the family to kill her. I don't even know how you go to your brother and say, hey, I need you to get rid of my ex.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm in a pickle.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I'm in a pickle in that. My. Your brother in law. It's driving me nuts. I'm having an affair with a really cool guy. He can be your new brother in law. We gotta get rid of him first. And I need some money for that. He's got it. Okay. Just ugly. Too Ugly to Care. Too Ugly to Care is a great.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't hire anybody. Let me handle it.

[Toledo]

And that's kind of my theme. I want that on my epitaph. Too Ugly to Care. It's Aerosmith. It's Sweet Emotion. If this was released today, smash hit number one, immediately. That's how good it is. Now do John math on this. This in 1975, do you think there were any morning shows going, Wow, 50th anniversary of the Ink Spots. Red Rubber Ball from 1925. That's how great this song is. In 50 years time, we can hear it again today. And if you're hearing it for the first time, it's still a great song. I don't think anything from 1925 survived through to 75, but man, oh man, did this one.

[John Holmberg]

It's Dazed and Confused for me. The opening scene of that movie.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

They were rolling through the parking lot.

[Toledo]

This.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh, oh. Every instrument in this thing. Can't believe that. Toys in the attic. Sweet emotion everybody. It's 98 KUPD.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Got to be there by eight. Step on it. Before we move any further, everybody's emailing about this guy says bus stops my bust, my bus stop P theory is really this guy said I'm in a bus operation manager for almost 40 years. Oh, he said no, I misread that. So bus operation manager in Phoenix for 39 bus routes. I saw the 40. I was like what? Said that can't be right. Nobody's been driving a bus for 40 years. Says +800 + operators. 360 buses. They're on the road right now as we speak. And you are correct. Crazy women ride the bus. One step away from a drug addict surviving a DUI being forced to ride the bus because they went dead broke on the dui. Lots of male bus operators do come to the garage and will let others know of the hot chicks they've picked up for rides and and or what route you will find said hot chicks years ago I had to drive a bus when a supervisor, as a supervisor due to shortages. And I've seen some hot females yoga pants, half shirts on East Thunderbird road. Stunning. A 10, 30 years old leggings so tight you can see the outline of the the moneymaker. Distracting. But at no time, because of the industry would you ever consider this woman as a potential dating possibility. Even as a douchebag bus operator. So I can see why his bus operators love it. It's the only time we feel important over hot chicks. Mainly because they say hello to us and we say hello back to them. And that's where it ends. That's Adam, a guy who's been in the bus game for a long time. Thank you, Adam. So true. I remember telling my dentist that theory and he goes, you know, I've never thought of that. I'm like, yeah, why would you ever. If you're hot and you can't get a ride, something's gone wrong in your life. You gotta pay someone. A city. You've gotta pay the city. That was before Uber. It's now time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. Arizona's best patio shades. 100 degrees. Thursday it's going to happen. So the hot floors, we're going to start walking around there with bare feet thinking that it's nope, you're going to burn your feet unless you're all shaded up. And that's where you get going with All Pro Shade Concepts. They can help you out. Shades get built on your house, on an area that you use a lot but needs some more shade. It'll block the sun from messing up that outdoor TV and basically give you outdoor space that feels like indoor space even when it's hot outside. Get the shade going before summer becomes official. We're getting a little taste of it right now. Make your order today. AllProchade.com get some shade in that backyard braid. Brady entertainment.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Tuesday morning.

[Toledo]

Brady reported. Sorry, go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, world. That too.

[Toledo]

I was finishing the world.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy National Empanada Day. The Spanish hot pocket.

[Toledo]

Mexicans, you've been getting away with murder on this whole thing. Everything on your menu is the same. It's got a different name and a slightly different fold to the tortilla. I know what you're up to. I don't know the difference between an enchilada, a burrito and an empanada, but I'm pretty sure they're all gutted with the same stuff off and an inch.

[John Holmberg]

Anything else? I don't know. Taco Bell had it years ago.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's a combination of two things that are the exact same thing. I don't know, chimichanga and all. No, no, you don't understand. The lettuce goes on top of the beef in this one. The other one that's underneath, like that's the same goddamn thing.

[Brady Bogan]

The name comes from empanar, which means to bread.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

In Spanish and Portuguese. But some historians argue you that the true meaning is. Can I have another?

[Toledo]

What if I wanted it without the tortilla? You mean like in a bowl? You want the ingredients in a bowl again, what do you call that? The homosexuala. Everything at a Mexican restaurant if you look closely is the same Burrito taco. It's just what it's wrapped in and how it's wrapped.

[Brady Bogan]

Three sauce variation, right?

[Toledo]

You get the green one, the red, we don't even know what it is. Green, red, other. The gooey white thing. What would you like that? I don't know, what do you do? You take a breather, you deep fry. It's got a new name. Like. No, it's the same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple of basis fun facts. In the 90s Nintendo ran a more PG operation than Sega. For example, the Nintendo used gray sweat in the original Mortal Kombat. When Sega had a much gory or gorier version using red blood. Oh, Sega's bloody version of Mortal Kombat. Killer clobbered Nintendo's and sales. Then Nintendo changed it up.

[Toledo]

You know when Sega went out of business? Do you know exactly when Sega went out of business? When they pieced up the hockey game? When they stopped running an ambulance out on Madden. When Madden had the ambulance go out and pick up the hurt player and you could put players in front of the ambulance and the ambulance would run guys over.

[John Holmberg]

I never forgot.

[Toledo]

And make the noise. And when you would flatten a player in NHL hockey and you'd get him good enough that he was out of the game and a pool of blood poured out of his head. That was when Sega was on top of the world. Few years after that, moms got involved. Why in the world would anyone want Mark Messier's head to bleed all over? That's terrible. My kids, they took the blood away, they took the ambulance away and all of a sudden PlayStation was better. Their station was always better. PlayStation was always better. But they stayed away from the real stuff. That NHL, when you dropped a dude in NHL, the ambulance montage. So amazing. YouTube search. John Madden 92ambulance montage. My friend Steve Miller and I would play this game constantly. Somebody get hurt and you wouldn't get up. And you knew it right now. Oh gosh, goosh. And the ambulance come out and just bash through people. And they did. They took the time to not only just have the ambulance come onto the field, but they actually programmed it into the ambulance. Would clear dudes out with noises and like flips. Oh, it was the best. We used to run our guy. We'd you know, just hit B and take control of the closest guy to the ball and run him in front of the ambulance. Get run over like crazy. Crazy. That's Randall Cunningham up the gut for four. Oh no wait, here goes the old. Look at him just mowing down the raiders. Oh yeah, we used to try to run into the ambulance. It was the best. Oh, here comes another one. Oh, I could watch that all day. And they took that away. Cuz moms no kid was running in front of ambulances because of that game. Overreaction.

[Brady Bogan]

There are 22 stars around the mountain in Paramount Pictures logo.

[Toledo]

You know if they represent probably 22 investors.

[Brady Bogan]

The original stars. Movie stars that were signed in 1916.

[Toledo]

Cool.

[Brady Bogan]

22 of them.

[Toledo]

I didn't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't have their names.

[Toledo]

No. Mary Pickford. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Tom Mix could guess.

[Toledo]

Maybe. Who's the Zor?

[Brady Bogan]

Buster Keaton.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that too early? What's too late?

[Toledo]

Name? Oh, Buster Keaton. Maybe Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, it's his name. Yeah, I know you stabby Zorro guy. Damn it. Anyway, yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of them in there.

[Brady Bogan]

If you had 1 billion and you spent a thousand dollars a day.

[Toledo]

It.

[Brady Bogan]

Would take 2,749 years to run out of money.

[Toledo]

Challenge accepted.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. There's a politician named Daniel Webster. He turned down the offer to be vice president twice in the 1800s because he only wanted to be president. The offers came from William Henry Harrison.

[Toledo]

Died in office. And Zachary Taylor would have been president twice.

[Brady Bogan]

Died in office too.

[Toledo]

Idiot. Yeah, I wanted to be elected president.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the spring digital cleaning time. Spring cleaning has kicked in a couple weeks ago.

[Toledo]

Clear history.

[Brady Bogan]

The Average person has 1044 unread emails, 12 unopened texts, 17 unread social media notifications, 11 unread app messages, 15 open browser tabs.

[Toledo]

Right now. Yep, I'm pretty good about making sure I don't have any tabs up.

[Brady Bogan]

Nine unused smartphone apps.

[Toledo]

Oh, I got a few of those.

[Brady Bogan]

And two pending software updates.

[Toledo]

I don't have any Updates. I'm looking right now as we're looking. I don't have any software updates. That's rare. I'm doing good. I. For some reason, I have about four weather apps. No clue. The first three, well, they're all different. I don't know why that is. Yeah, I should do some spring cleaning on this thing.

[Brady Bogan]

A new poll found a third of Americans already trust Chat GPT more than experts and at least one field or area of expertise. The things that we trust it with the most, career advice and product recommendations. 60% tend to believe what it says about that stuff.

[Toledo]

Hold on.

[Brady Bogan]

True.

[Toledo]

We trust it more for its opinion than its facts.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, it's. And ChatGPT is still wrong a lot about opinions.

[Toledo]

It asks what's a good restaurant? And we trust it with that more than we do people. People.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we don't trust. 35% trust medical advice.

[Toledo]

Well, that's what I would go with. Legal and medical advice, because it's got.

[Brady Bogan]

All the answers and 28 about legal advice.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but WebMD was never like Chat GPT. ChatGPT has all of the answers of man's history. And we're asking its opinion on pizza.

[Brady Bogan]

Half of the users say they lean on it as a learning tool. 33% use it as a financial tool, basically for financial stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, accounting is done.

[Brady Bogan]

20% use it for career advice and 15% turn to it for relationship advice advice.

[Toledo]

You turn to ChatGPT for its opinion? That doesn't make sense to me.

[Brady Bogan]

We still trust our own googling skills a little more than the AI. Just 16% trust chat GPT more than Google. 41% say they trust it less.

[Toledo]

I find that to be very strange.

[Brady Bogan]

Other 43% say it's. It's a tie. We got a female McDonald's worker has been arrested after choking a teenage girl who walked behind the counter to get some of her own ranch dipping sauce.

[Toledo]

Totally justified.

[Brady Bogan]

Akina Sampson was working at McDonald's.

[Toledo]

No need to play.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Florida. 31 years old. Yeah, there's no need to play.

[Toledo]

You walk behind the counter at McDonald's, you're a threat. Yeah. She looks like Warren Sapp, for God's sakes. I would have. I don't even know how he got his hands around her neck. You can't go back behind the McDonald's counter. He didn't get in trouble, did he? The guy choking Akina? Yeah, she did. Was she the choker?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The McDonald's worker, Akina Sampson, that was her? Yeah.

[Toledo]

And she got in trouble for choking Somebody that walked behind the counter. Yeah, I'll be her lawyer. We'll get Lori Valo on that one, too. You walk behind the counter at McDonald's, you should get choked out. I know you don't believe that. Well, you should. I know Brady doesn't like that. Let me help you out with that grilled cheese. It's not enough butter, chief. We don't have grilled cheese, asshole. Yeah, you do. You got cheese, you got toast, you got butter, you got grilled cheese. It's called the McCheese. Been doing it since I'm five. You know what semen you've eaten in your life? I'm just going to ignore that.

[Brady Bogan]

Several mountains in China are having escalators added to their side so people with mobility issues, older folks and lazy people can get to the top and see the view without having to hike them up.

[Toledo]

Americans can now hike the Chinese crests.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like having a gondola style lift.

[Toledo]

Would you still go to McDonald's and order a grilled cheese or do you now? No. Why?

[Brett Vesely]

Nostalgia.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

You would, would you?

[Brady Bogan]

Not a fan of the cheese.

[Toledo]

Okay. If they had better. Jesus Christ. Really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. The cheese quality flipped over, over upside down. They don't have other bread options.

[Toledo]

Right. So you took. When you were a kid, they did it on buns.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they would take the bun and they would. They would grill the top.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't a no.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it was. Because the cheese is good. If they had better cheese, I would definitely go off menu. So you still don't realize how wrong you were.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, I was right.

[Toledo]

No, you were wrong to ever go in and go off menu grilled cheese at McDonald's because you thought.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why we didn't go to McDonald's that much.

[John Holmberg]

They wouldn't let you in because they hated you. Yeah.

[Toledo]

And because you probably got sick once. Your mom didn't tell you it was from eating. All that from that guy. I watched him touch himself. Pretty. Yeah. Cheese was the best it's ever been. Don't say that.

[Brady Bogan]

We went to Hungry Herman's.

[Toledo]

Okay. I understand you had options. I'm not. I'm not trying to break down your history. I'm just saying, would you go to McDonald's for a grilled cheese today or do you realize how wrong that was? Do you finally realize me curious if.

[Brady Bogan]

I ordered one, would they still.

[Toledo]

Oh, they'd make it. They'd gladly make it, I think. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Chef Peter north in the back would be making it, right?

[Toledo]

Up for dying for a guy like you to come and go. Why don't you go ahead and help out the man made of gold here? I'm gonna go off menu. Oh, by all means, sir. We're here for you. Nothing we like better than breaking the habit here. Thank God, because Undercover Boss is here, and we have to do whatever the customer said. You. You still would consider that if you found out they had, like, some toast sandwich, and you're like, oh, they can make a grilled cheese out of that. You'd go in and go, why don't you make me a grilled cheese? You would. Look at your eyes. You are in contemplation mode, and you don't realize how wrong you are.

[Brett Vesely]

Middles of the Big Macs there, chief.

[Brady Bogan]

And two Big Mac minnow. I'm too bougie on grilled cheese now.

[Toledo]

Okay, I'm not asking you that part.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm saying I wouldn't go into no matter who only.

[Toledo]

But you.

[Brady Bogan]

Jack in the box had a sourdough toast. I wouldn't say grilled cheese.

[Toledo]

If they broke out new cheese and didn't offer the grilled cheese. But you liked their cheese. You would.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not going to fast food for a grilled cheese.

[Toledo]

Okay, you're missing the point of my question completely. Your taste buds have taken over. Over. You know what I'm saying?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Would you go to Hillstone and say, make me a grilled cheese sandwich?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you would. And it would be amazing.

[Toledo]

And they would all over. You know, I think you just like the taste of. I think that's why you would do that. Is you deep down have. You know. You know, Jesus is watching. But if you eat this way, it doesn't matter. What.

[Brady Bogan]

You could make me a grilled cheese. Yeah, it's that sourdough English muffin.

[Toledo]

I'm not gay, but, man, do I love the taste of eject. Could you make me something off the menu here? You want a grilled cheese sandwich? Yeah, we don't have that, sir. You got cheese, you got toast, you got butter. And I know that the chef's got two nuts.

[Brady Bogan]

Swirl. Get that swirl on there.

[Toledo]

I can't even grasp the arrogance that goes into. Let me go in there and get a grilled cheese sandwich, because I'm the most important customer they've got. It's terrible. Horrible. Stop thinking that way.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what my mom did for me.

[Toledo]

I know, and your mom ate a lot of. Because of you. It's true. I mean, Forrest Gump's mom did Less for him. He needs a grilled cheese. How incredibly annoying were you that your mom would just go into places that didn't have something and make them make it for you?

[Brady Bogan]

That's the only one I can remember.

[Toledo]

Oh, there were others. Trust me, there were others. Others. You didn't know you were going off menu all the time. You probably just threw grilled cheese tantrums. And she pulled over to the closest place, and they made it on the bun. They didn't like Toledo said two Big Mac middles.

[Brady Bogan]

Flip the bun upside down, you know, and then grill because they had the griddle.

[Toledo]

Then. And then something's wrong with you.

[Brady Bogan]

Swirl it.

[Brett Vesely]

So wait a minute.

[Toledo]

So swirl it. The.

[Brett Vesely]

The baked part of the bun was that. That was the cheese on it. And then they served it to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You flip the top bun. Yeah, Flip that to the right side so it looks like, you know, and you grill that.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd flip the bun upside down. So the bread side of the.

[Toledo]

It's all bread bun is all bread side.

[Brady Bogan]

Non crust side.

[Toledo]

Okay. That's toasted.

[Brady Bogan]

It's toasted.

[Toledo]

And you consider that the upside down part? Yeah, Yeah. I figure that's the middle. I consider the outside the upside down.

[John Holmberg]

Then I guess believe we're having this conversation.

[Toledo]

I can. I can. Because I'm talking to Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a Wild world, two stories.

[Toledo]

Hey, the Bulgans are here. Another grilled dick. I mean, grilled cheese. Yes, sir. Pablo, you make the best one. Yeah, I'm sorry that your tummy is, my friends, filled with. With it.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady Bogan here with your wild, wild.

[Toledo]

World filled with it. Michael and Troy haven't ingested as much.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

The Cubbies fans at Wrigley Field have a new. New fan. A goose. Goose made a nest in one of the garden boxes, the outfield. And people are going nuts.

[Toledo]

The Cubs goose.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

They have birds on that field all the time. The seagulls get annoyed sometimes the game starts leaking into the. Like, dusk. They'll cover it. You know what they're doing at Wrigley Field? That's the coolest thing in the world. And they need to do this at chase, too, somehow. Those. The rooftops out in right field.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Toledo]

They put tee boxes on them. And they have golf night. You go up there.

[Brett Vesely]

They did that at T. They do that at T Mobile in Seattle.

[Toledo]

And they swing from the tops of the rooftops onto the field.

[Brett Vesely]

Portable targets that are out there.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's unreal. And they do, like, you know, the. What's that? Golf Place called over by those top.

[Brady Bogan]

Golf.

[Toledo]

Topgolf. They do that on top of the. Into Wrigley Field. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Oops. That's the one.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember the. The company Colossal Biosciences? They're. They're going to roll out the mammoth here and. Oh yeah, sometime in 2026.

[Toledo]

The real mammoth. Not the real mammoth. Not the woolly mice they've been making.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they've been busy and now they've DNA. They've been able to extract DNA from two fossils and they are able to create a dire wolf HBO game like.

[Toledo]

Seven months old already. Yeah, they've got it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the guy's holding the picture right now.

[Toledo]

Now, considering Brady, that these people make, you know, know animals that have died off or extinct animals, would you go order a grilled cheese from them? Hey guys, what's going on?

[Brett Vesely]

They know what they're doing.

[Toledo]

You got an oven, you got cheese, you got toast, you got butter. You make me a grilled cheese?

[Brady Bogan]

If it was mammoth cheese.

[Toledo]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Toledo]

Manufactured science cheese. Why are we messing around with dire wolves and you got all this cheese?

[Brett Vesely]

Go milk that mammoth.

[Toledo]

Not a problem. Now that's good cheese. Beckett's table's got nothing on this gc. What's your cute nickname for grilled cheese? You gotta have one.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it.

[Toledo]

You don't call it the GC Griller or.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, no.

[Brett Vesely]

Grill.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I never made it.

[Toledo]

You never made. Really? Yeah. No, that's too many. Too many things are grilled to be the grilly cheese bomb. Something stupid like that. You don't have a nickname for grilled cheese?

[Brady Bogan]

I do not.

[Toledo]

That's shocking.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll come up with one.

[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

John, you know In N Out has a secret menu too. People order from all the time.

[Toledo]

But that wasn't a secret menu. Yeah, yeah. If you know there's a secret menu, that means they've got it. When you just wander in and go, ah, your menu's not appealing to me. Me. But I'm not leaving. So let's just fire up some creative stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, if you don't already know, you got to hit qt. They have an awesome grilled cheese. It's on their menu.

[Toledo]

I saw they actually make it.

[Brady Bogan]

They got a special right now.

[Toledo]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

I just saw it this morning.

[Toledo]

Is wrong with you?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, hey, grilled cheese.

[Toledo]

How many times I'm talking about something and I watch Brady fumble for his phone. Like, I don't know what the hell that's about. But if I say there's a grilled cheese special somewhere. Oh, that's cutie. What's the price for the grilled cheese at the.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's a grilled cheese and a drink for 3.99.

[Toledo]

That is remarkable. Thank you, Rain man.

[Brett Vesely]

John Toledo was right. As a former MCD's employee, you make a grilled cheese with the center buns.

[Toledo]

Of the big man. Yeah. They hated you if they gave you the other buns that makes the most sense. Those are just.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's like Jack in the box.

[Toledo]

Does that with their two exposed sides. Thanks, Neil DeGrasse cheesing. Welcome to the Brett 3, including. You haven't been here long enough. You can go. It's okay. We understand.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just curious how curious how big this dire wolf is going to be. Because you know, they're saying what they use. A typical gray wolf is between 130, 150 pounds.

[Toledo]

But they went gray wolf and old direwolf DNA.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. They took DNA from a 13,000 year old old tooth and a 72,000-year-old skull.

[Toledo]

Jeez.

[Brady Bogan]

And made these healthy direwolf puppies.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't they see Jurassic Park?

[Toledo]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Cemetery.

[Toledo]

We're messing with this at like it. Like we didn't watch any of the movies. And how wrong this ends.

[Brady Bogan]

Like it's gonna reverse round. That'll be the end of man. It'll start.

[Toledo]

Yeah. If you're afraid of AI and it's going to be these dire wolves that we find out that the science direwolves can procreate like species. Like it takes like a day for them to become gigantic. It's never gone well. And also I again, I go back to the story I watched on real sports once on hbo when a guy had fallen for his Brahma bull. They just loved it and it would do tricks for him. And they were best friends. When it died, he had enough money to build a new one out of his old. He could make a clone. And he knew the clone shows up and he's like, it's the same thing, right? No, the clone gored him to death. Like the second he was like, sit, sit. And it's like, I'm a bull asshole. He just put his horn right through him and killed him. And I knew it was bad when they were telling the story and they had pictures and stuff, but they were talking to his daughter. They never talked to the guy. And I'm like, oh, he's gonna get killed by the clone. And sure enough, that's your wild, wild world world. You can't mess around with that kind of stuff. I would love to bring back some of my dogs. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But they wouldn't be the same. No.

[Brady Bogan]

Kawasaki unveiled a hydrogen powered ride on robot horse. You control it with your body, but they show a video of is wild. It's this.

[Toledo]

It's a robot horse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And you can ride it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. They do the video. Basically an AI version of what it is. They have the concept done. They're just working on the final touches. But I. It'll. It's gonna take a couple years to finally roll out the one that can actually ride.

[Toledo]

Dusting guy says. I lived in Columbus in Upper Arlington for years. I used to work at that McDonald's. Tell Bradley that. We used to call it the McSmegwitz. And it's horrifying, but it's accurate. And look at that thing tooling around on that silver.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Watch this video.

[Toledo]

And it's up on some mountaintop.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, it's a. They're saying this is what it's gonna be.

[Toledo]

Oh, this is AI. This isn't a real video video. Oh, I don't want to see that. That's just like a video game, anything.

[John Holmberg]

Why would you want to do that?

[Toledo]

To ride a fake horse.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Doesn't Eat or drink.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but still hydrogen powered.

[Toledo]

I don't even know what that means.

[John Holmberg]

It's gonna bounce you around and say.

[Toledo]

Now it's a horse.

[John Holmberg]

Side by side. Or a motorcycle. What the hell?

[Toledo]

Well, you can't ride a motorcycle and jump it over like I'll bet you can quadruped. Hold on. You could ride your motorcycle.

[John Holmberg]

You've seen these guys on mountain bikes doing that.

[Toledo]

But I mean, mean, this is a bit different.

[John Holmberg]

Dumb. He likes if you want an iron video game.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, patient Brett's appearance. Two seaters coming out in 2030.

[Toledo]

Your. Your motorcycle couldn't slap doing anything impressive there. Brett is unimpressed by the new iron horse. Yeah, I'd ride that thing all over the place. I got a couple of pretty videos mix Megwich. Come on. That's brilliant.

[Brady Bogan]

Guy's lying.

[Toledo]

No, he's not.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no McDonald's in Upper Arlington.

[Toledo]

He said he's go outside. He said he lives gone for a long time. Yeah, he's still not allowed. Maybe he's lying about still not allowed. Yeah, they don't have it in city limits.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Toledo]

Might be lying about about that, but the name of that sandwich is pretty dead on. That makes Megwich. And you just guzzled it. All right, go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

First, when we get a little basketball. High school throw down.

[Toledo]

No, little fight on the. Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Drops the first kid.

[Toledo]

Oh, my God. Two, three. I can't even start this thing over.

[Brett Vesely]

I gotta play by ambidextrous. You got one with the right.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on.

[Toledo]

Timeout. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Another kid comes running. Enemy goes left. All right, I want to see the beginning again because I don't know why the kid falls down to begin. Oh, he pushed him. Okay. Black kid pushed a baby. White kid and then punches him when he gets up, knocks him out. Left hand. The next kid running at him to defend his friend. And he drops them both like bad habits. First kid's out like a light. By the way, he got up and faced this guy and then just got turned out. Lights out. He is going to be a number one draft pick. That kid loves basketball.

[Brady Bogan]

Next one. If you like to dine at the Hantavirus Cafe, it's available for you.

[Toledo]

The hack. Oh, there's a rat on the cookies all over. Oh, there's two rats. There's. There's rats everywhere.

[Brett Vesely]

Look at the meat in the background.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, look back here.

[Brett Vesely]

Or the stack of potatoes.

[Toledo]

I don't like that they pixelated out the cook's face. Like they're gonna keep this alive. We can't identify the people.

[Brady Bogan]

Those are the cleanest rats, though, Buddy making grilled cheese. Brandy.

[Toledo]

Oh, my God. He's making Brady's grilled cheese right there. I was in the Virgin Islands years ago, and the Cubs were playing the Braves in the playoffs. 2002, three. Something. I don't remember 2003. And I was. Because I was five hours ahead. Like, the game was late, so the bar closed at 11. And I just asked the guy at the resort, can I just stay here with the TVs on? And he goes, make anything you want, man. Do cheating. And I'm like, okay. So I'm in this gondola on the beach, the most beautiful setting of all time, watching the Cubs and Braves play in the first round of the playoffs. 11, 12 at night, nobody near me. Ocean's laughing away. And I hop up to grab a drink. I'm allowed. And I went behind the bar. No one was there. I wasn't drinking. Everything was put away. So there's the stuff he left out for me. So I have another pop. I go back and sit at the table. And as I walk back to the table, right rat jumps off my table. And I look up at. Because all the. It was just bars. And I don't know how they build that stuff, but it was exposed. There's rats running at night. Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

All through the.

[Toledo]

Over the roof. Like, you see the exposed roof, it wasn't thatched. It was really. It was like a pergola. But the. The beams were running across to hold it up. It was just a. It was traffic highway. They were everywhere. And then I went back in the kitchen with my eyes open again, and I'm like, they're everywhere. Any door you open, they're in there. So the next day, I went in. I'm like, hey, you guys got a little bit of a rat problem. He goes, dash Suga. Like, what the sugar.

[John Holmberg]

Was he a system of a down or what?

[Toledo]

I don't care. Played it on a steel drum. But I'm like, that doesn't matter why they're here. But that was their excuse because it used to be a sugar cane factory. Like, that's where the resort was on this old sugar cane thing. He didn't care.

[Brady Bogan]

Care.

[Toledo]

Like, you know, you got a rat thing. Sugar. They hit for the sugar. Okay. But I'm here for the sugar, too, and I don't want to share it. Nah, we cook it up.

[Brady Bogan]

The last one is from this company, Studio Hawk. They do drone productions. You know, you've seen, like, the stuff in the sky.

[John Holmberg]

The one in Vegas. We sign for the Trop.

[Brady Bogan]

This one is King Kong scaling the Empire State Building.

[Toledo]

Cool. It's green, though. They have drones climbing the Empire State Building. Oh, that is. My God. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Man.

[Toledo]

That's the neatest thing I've ever seen.

[Brett Vesely]

As it wasn't just a visual stand as a full scale technical operation. One of the most challenging urban environments.

[Brady Bogan]

On the planet because you're dealing with the wind and the drones, so they, you know, they sink up. Still battling the elements.

[Toledo]

That is one of the. And seeing that, you know what's crazy? In a few years, when they can project images and do that, you know, that's. That's the infancy, that's the 16 bit, what we're seeing there. That was the neatest thing I've seen. Yeah, they know. Last time I felt that way was when they had those billboards that could reach for you. They look like they're in, like that cat that looks like he's swiping at people.

[Brett Vesely]

See those in Tokyo when we were there.

[Toledo]

Unreal.

[Brett Vesely]

Comes around the building and then it kind of raises up and.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but there's that cat that looks like it's laying on the edge, and people walk by and it reaches and looks like it's gonna hit them. That is the next thing. Well, look out now. That's cool. You know what, China? Say goodbye to your fireworks. Oh, yeah. Because if we can start running that kind of stuff pretty regularly, we don't need to risk blowing our hands off. That was amazing. I mean, hillbillies will still do it.

[John Holmberg]

They already built the drones, so it doesn't matter.

[Toledo]

Yeah, dumb people will still do it, but China's gonna see a drop. That is true. China's probably doing most. Not for long, Brett. Pretty soon, hillbillies in Kentucky will be building those. We're gonna tariff drones right out of their little Chinese paws. Those little panda paws won't be making any more of our drones or our fireworks. We're gonna do it ourselves. 10 million percent on all fireworks. Take that, China. I'm just gonna tax the of everything. By the way, loved the mix. Meg Witch. Good stuff. I like McDonald's too, brother. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're pretty easy today, so start off with a little accident action here.

[Toledo]

Oh, you're not loading.

[John Holmberg]

Damn it.

[Toledo]

Load. Damn it.

[John Holmberg]

Hold the.

[Toledo]

Is this one of those Driving on the wrong side of the road videos?

[John Holmberg]

No, they're actually on the right side.

[Toledo]

Okay, so this could be in America.

[John Holmberg]

I don't Think so? We're not that dumb.

[Toledo]

Well, yeah, the trucks look. Yeah. Old and weird. All right. There's a semi that's going real slow around a turn and not making a progress. Clogging up, though. Up. And another semi just goes on its side and dumps gasoline. Oh, my God. It's just. Oh, the horrors. The Hindenburg wasn't so violent. That was horrifying. It just turned over and spilled flammable something all over traffic.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, two car B cues just.

[Toledo]

Well, Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

And now it's spreading.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And look at. It's going all the way down the road where the.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Toledo]

Oh, the. Everything's on fire. Oh, the humanity. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

So we got that.

[Toledo]

Good. Christ. I saw a truck yesterday drop a ladder out of the back of its bed and a semi was behind it. I was two lanes to the left on the 51. I don't know how the dude in the semi missed throwing that thing straight up in the air. He did an. Dude, you drove an amazing job yesterday. If that was you, if you're the guy that was like. And I know you said it, that had that big old Warner ladder fell out of a pickup truck. This dude dodged it and didn't hit anybody. It's crazy.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's some motorcycle action.

[Toledo]

We're at an intersection. Tropical guy flashing his brights. Here comes the motorcycle. Head on. Oh, my. Straight up in the air. A triple flip. He's landed it.

[Brady Bogan]

Triple Lindy still alive.

[Toledo]

He's doing his death twitches now. And most of the country comes running to his age. And then that's.

[John Holmberg]

That's all the sugar cane.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's sugar. Rats everywhere. Everywhere. And mango. They love mango. And the rats. And mango already pre chopped.

[John Holmberg]

We've seen something like this before, but.

[Toledo]

This guy's got some old. Oh, he's nailed his thumb to a piece of wood. He pulled it out himself. And it must have been a 4 inch nail. Yeah. Oh, all the way from the tip of his thumb to the base of the bone. Christ.

[John Holmberg]

And I don't know.

[Toledo]

I don't know what this says. I'll call it as I watch it. Jim Nansta. There's an Asian lady in a vest next to an Asian lady who looks to be a worker. Clearly an Asian man is now reaching for her lip. He throws a needle through her lip. He threw the pin right through her bottom lip. Yep. Oh. Oh, pulls. Oh, he's threading it. He's sewing something. Is he gonna sew her mouth shut? Oh, he's sewing her to another Woman. Oh, he's putting the needle through the other lady's bottom lip, and he's gonna thread them together. He's gonna sew these agents together. Oh, he's sewing them together. He's pulling the thread. Now they're inches apart. Now they're lip to lip. It's the human Asian Pete. Oh, he's. He's tying it off. They've got no choice but to live lip to lip. It's a good thing they have flat faces because their noses aren't involved at all. That's the F word in Chinese, I'm guessing. Oh, he won't stop tugging on that thread. He's sewn two Asian women's faces.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what that's about. And then we'll just end with this one. This is just.

[Toledo]

Wow. How do you talk to women? Okay, hold on. Before we go, how do you talk women into that? I have an idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, go.

[Toledo]

I want to sew your face or to her face. I'm not kidding.

[Brady Bogan]

I want a translation from Jimmy Bon Jovi.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Jimmy needs to come on and tell us how many times that lady said, stop selling me to this other woman.

[John Holmberg]

And then this is just.

[Toledo]

Okay, this is a woman with toys. Got a toy tank. It's a remote control tank. And on the. On the gun barrel, there's a dildo that's attached to the tank, and it is driving the tank back and forth.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a flesh howitzer.

[Toledo]

In and out. Yeah, in and out of a willing woman.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. I told you we were, like, today.

[Toledo]

How do you talk someone into that? That? I've got this toy tank I like playing with, but I really want to use it as a sex toy. Okay. Are you crazy? Maybe a little. All right, lay down. Help me out.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm kind of happy in a way that the. The collaboration of the two meeting together produced this so far.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's not Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

Studio guys.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, yeah. Bailey and.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They just. Yeah, yeah.

[Toledo]

The Udo Crandall production company has not really. Really blossomed into something crazy yet. I want to. Seriously. No, don't. Listen, listen. I'm no kidding. I want to show your face to her face.

[Brady Bogan]

What do we do that for?

[Toledo]

Just. Let's do it.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Toledo]

Ah. She says she do it if you do it. If she do it, I do it. But how do I know they saw a face together? Eventually he went to bed at night dreaming of that. One of these days. Please. Hey, Guan. What do you want? You saw your Girlfriend's face to other girl's face. Not yet. She's still being a. One of these days. That's what I say. One of these days. When you do it, film it. Of course I film it. I'm Asian. I have a ton of pictures of that. That's better than sunset. So go faces together. The first guy. And he has to think, I'm the first guy that's ever done this. Like, he's. Yeah, he's like.

[John Holmberg]

He's a trailblazer.

[Toledo]

Yeah, he's like Lindbergh. He's Neil Armstrong. I have a. I don't like to brag, but then my first guy ever saw one girl face to another girl face and have them say a thumbs up. He's got to be the only one that's ever done it.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Toledo]

You think other people have sewn each other's faces together while they're still alive?

[Brady Bogan]

No matter. What are these things?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you've come a long way in your beliefs.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Well, there has to be a first guy. That's the first time I think you can get needle and thread through two ladies and sew their faces together and have them laughing at the end. I think he's the first. I think he is the Neil Armstrong of sewing Asians together.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he did it about 50 times. And those are the first that laughed. The rest were just.

[Toledo]

You think it was torture otherwise.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Alyssa tried this again.

[Brady Bogan]

Another couple.

[Toledo]

He didn't seem to be too good at it. That. That looked like a first try.

[Brady Bogan]

It did.

[Toledo]

And when he breaks that needle out and it's got the block black, thick thread on it, and they're still like, we're doing this. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't look like a tailor you want doing up your suits or anything like that.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, no. Those were not quality stitches.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Toledo]

Dude was taking. His chain's a roller coaster. And the whole time he's thinking, I cannot believe this. They're doing it. My dream is it came true. I hope I get a letter. You are crazy, man. My grandfather used to sew faces together like a crazy. Anyway, it's ancient, a Chinese thing. We do it all the time. Read a book. Sorry about that. I didn't know that was tradition. Oh, no. Women, they say, never another woman. That we stood them together. Get it? All right. I even know that was. I assume that's China. Japan. We'd have seen that by now. But I think he was the first one. So congratulations to that guy. Brady thinks it's happened a lot. I don't I'm. I'm pretty sure we just witnessed a lot. You're pulling back a little bit and.

[Brett Vesely]

Now you're walking it back.

[Brady Bogan]

But I don't think.

[Toledo]

I don't think that's all right. How many times you don't. Why don't you think that's first? You gotta have a reason why you don't want that to be the first one. Why.

[Brady Bogan]

I think someone came up with that.

[Brett Vesely]

Idea because you've seen so much other.

[Toledo]

Oh, Brady. We've all had the idea to sew a woman's mouth shut, but to actually bring. I mean, yeah, I mean I think.

[Brady Bogan]

There'S hundreds of doing it.

[Toledo]

You'd think it's been done. Hundreds of couples have sewn the wives face to animal.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's been thought of thousands of times.

[Toledo]

Sure. I mean if I knew how to sew better, there'd be a lot more ladies with sewn mouths and one man who's currently drinking a nectar beverage. Maybe I'd consider. There's got to be no one else on the planet who's ever actually followed through. Sure, we've all talked about it, but the courage to actually go grab the needle, put the fire on it and sew a lip to a lip. You know what's next? And we had the human centipede. Yeah, Human centipede. We had the idea, but that dude was a medical doctor who did flaps and like vents and that's a pretty thought out process. But nobody's ever done it. Pretty impressive. He's Emil Armstrong. And there you go everybody. That's your Brady report with debate. It's 98.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I have not had a friend wake up one morning and his dog had had a heart attack in his sleep. I didn't know. She's in his little bed in the morning, walked by and so puppy didn't wake up this morning, went over and like oh boy. And had to clear that room before the kids got up because you can't find that. I have not had that happen. So to you, Robert, I will definitely tip back that water bowl a little bit, give some cookies to the kids today and hug those dogs. And it gives a a pause to basically say lost. Our home pet rescue has got a whole bunch of those little guys that need that love right now, as do a lot of shelters. In honor of Gus, if you're home right now, toss a cookie your puppy's way and say this one's for Gus. One of yours. One of the good ones. 15 years though. Did a hell of a job. That's not bad. Got a dog for 15 years. That dog's won the race. They're not supposed to go much longer than that. And when they do, it's, you know what it just means you gave them a lot and they stuck around a long time. Sorry to hear for that. That's tough. I hate reading those. I've got one soft spot. Well, to two, two, three. I got three or four. One real big one.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Brady, what are you doing over here?

[Toledo]

One is not grilled cheese, so it's not fifth Soft spot is not, in fact, make a Brady said make a grilled cheese for your dogs today.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Toledo]

That's nice. And then on the heels of that, I get this email that says, hey, it's Aaron from Lost our home. Just want to let you know, on a positive note, our friend Erica Cartwright from Incredible Stella. We met her years ago doing charity stuff and she actually listens to the show and won the trip to Vegas a couple years ago with that group of people. She. She was up there with us and her husband Dustin. They're great people. She's running Incredible Stella. Look into her story with what she's done with that charity, and it will. It'll break it down. Erica's good people. They're taking Cyprus home from Lost her home. Cypress has been in the shelter for two years. An amazing dog, but just didn't connect with anyone. Just kind of fell into the. The system and then started to get a little grumpy then rightfully so. He's been in this shelter for two years. Right. They get institutionalized, so they've been doing extra work. Erica is taking Cyprus home to foster Cyprus. Get him out of the shelter and get him back to normal. So I got to thank you from Aaron for introducing Erica to Lost her home. She would find you no matter what. That's not me. And it says it's. We're so effing thankful for you and Erica and anyone else that's been involved in the journey. Journey for Cyprus. Thanks for talking about him on the show. It means the world to us. If you could give him a shout out again. Doing it right now. Fostering is a massive step, but we're in need of finding this dog a forever home. And I. Aaron's been amazing about this. I've talked to him several times. He said, I'm not stopping till this happens. Too many people in this city to not have a home for that dog. Damn it. Signed Aaron. It says also tell Brett we just got a sweet Doberman.

[John Holmberg]

I just got his email.

[Toledo]

Oh, you got Aaron. Gotcha.

[John Holmberg]

I just got his email. I haven't got back to him yet.

[Toledo]

But drag his ass down here Thursday with you. When you do, you're picking litter when you meet them. Yeah, those are those moments. Well, Robert, I'm sorry for you and Gus, but tip of the cap. Tip one back for Gus this morning. That's tough stuff. Oh, you people in your. My other soft spots. Teddy bears. Got a big time hit for teddy bears. I can't. I almost pulled over on the freeway. Again on the 51. It wasn't a ladder this time. A few days ago, I was on the freeway and I saw a kid loses stuffed animal out of the window. And it rolled right off onto the side. And it was all. And nobody stopped.

[Brady Bogan]

Kept going.

[Toledo]

Oh, if that was Teddy. If that was my. I jumped out of the car when I was a kid. Teddy was. Teddy was my heart. So if you pulled over on the side of the road. And I would have backed up and gotten that little bear. But then. But then what? Then I've got some kid's toy. I look like a crazy person. Person. And they didn't stop. Next day I drove by the same exact spot. Teddy was gone. So either got street swept or they went back and got him.

[John Holmberg]

Think positive.

[Toledo]

Thinking positive. The soft spot for the Teddy.

[Brady Bogan]

He's on the front of the truck.

[Toledo]

Oh, God. Don't. I can't. And that I can't stand.

[John Holmberg]

Way to go, Brady.

[Toledo]

Thanks. You son of a. Go yourself. Your God's not real. What? How do. How do I hurt you?

[Brady Bogan]

What a dick. Yeah, it's reality, bro.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Yeah. Reality is most cheeses aren't actually cheese manufactured by science. I hope you I each other die in a cheese fire. You piece of. Making fun of. Teddy's putting them on the fronts of landscaping trucks. I right now. Bring him in. Come here for a second. What did you need? I saw you, right? I need him deported immediately. Why? Why would. So why would it. He's Mexican. Oh. He doesn't look Mexican. Oh. He ties teddy bears to the fronts of landscaping trucks. Trucks. Call ice. Get them down here right away. There's no doubt in my mind. That's a Mexican move.

[John Holmberg]

He goes to El Centro for tacos.

[Toledo]

That's exactly right. I've read about that, actually. Heard about this. Brady, I'm sorry. You gotta go. You're going to Colombia.

[Brady Bogan]

Las Palmas.

[Toledo]

You're going to Colombia. There's nothing you can do about it. Las Palmas in El Centro. That's. It's the Mar A Lago of restaurants. I'll get on that right away. What a terrible, terrible man.

[Brady Bogan]

Teddy tag.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Tie it to the front of a landscape. Tie you to the front of a landscaping truck. The problem with that is the back end of the truck would go up. Jerk. No, those are my. Those are my. You hit me hard there Teddy bear stories. You know, losing a teddy or losing that. Oh, it's tough stuff. Not your story about the piss pillow you used to have.

[Brady Bogan]

But Puffy was my teddy.

[Toledo]

No, it wasn't Puffy was disgusting. Your mother did it. And she was right. If I pissed all over Teddy. You didn't love Puffy if you pissed all over him. That's just, that doesn't mean love until you're like 20 or you're a golden retriever. Yeah, you start pissing on stuff you kiss on stuff you love after like 20, and that's just a game in the bathtub. You don't piss on the one you love as a child, Brady. Puffy, the piss pillow was nothing but a sponge. And you never got another pillow, did you? Did you follow? Oh, you gotta say. You replace that, then it's more proof that Puffy meant nothing to you.

[Brady Bogan]

It took a while.

[Toledo]

Yeah. To piss on that one. How fast did you piss on. Did you piss on the replacement right away?

[John Holmberg]

Mark his territory.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably pretty quick.

[Toledo]

Pretty fast. You had an issue when you were.

[Brady Bogan]

Peeing the bed a night or two.

[Toledo]

Was it nightly? Pretty.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I don't think so. I think it was, you know, but probably two or three times a week.

[Toledo]

No kidding. Geez, that's a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

That's my mom. I I, Yeah, I would say that.

[Toledo]

Two or three times a week you'd pee the bed. No kidding.

[Brady Bogan]

I I Again, I don't.

[Toledo]

But even still, if it's just two.

[Brady Bogan]

That would be my guess.

[Toledo]

One is a lot. If it's weekly, one or two is a thing going. Were they worried about you? Like the doctors thought something was really wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a lot of dehydration.

[Toledo]

Great.

[Brady Bogan]

No drinking before. Before you're going to bed.

[Toledo]

So you were just guzzling?

[Brady Bogan]

No, not.

[Toledo]

No, I know, but that's what was causing it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what they're trying to think. Well, don't drink anything.

[Toledo]

Do they ever recognize stress or some sort of thing? Because that's usually some sort of trauma that makes a kid pee until that much. Yeah, like something was going on. Yeah. Someday it'll reveal itself.

[Brady Bogan]

It's common in left handers.

[Toledo]

Is that right? Yeah, it left handers be the bed more often. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Look it up.

[Toledo]

Look it up. It's written in crayon on your mind.

[John Holmberg]

Kershaw. Next time I hang out with him.

[Toledo]

What kind of bullshit is that? That's what they told me to make me feel normal. All right, I need from all the left handers, how many of you peed the bed two or three times a week? Yeah, I don't know about that. One of these days when all your repressed memories come cycling.

[Brady Bogan]

The farmers aren't.

[Toledo]

Yeah, like at the end of Rage of the Lost Ark, when that thing happens and all the things shoot into the sky, that'll be Brady's. All his repressed memories. You'll find out why you did that. It'll be in there, brother.

[Brady Bogan]

For years was put my hand in a warm cup.

[Toledo]

Did your brother pee the bed?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Toledo]

No. And neither did your sister, no. I don't know. Girls do that a lot. Do they? They're bedwetters, I guess. Probably imagine they do. Chicks are so in tune with peeing in the middle of the night. They wake up, doesn't matter. All right, well, there you go. Anyway. Something about this guy's dog and Brady peeing the bed. I don't know how that got mixed together, but it did. We got hot releases coming up in just moments. For Gus, it's 98 John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD, Holmberg's morning sickness.

[John Holmberg]

This.

[Toledo]

I got a lot going on right now. Just something stupid, stupid just happened. Godsmack, by the way. Official now. Talk of. Was it Tony and the other guy's name? Rob Shannon. That's right. Have officially left the band. They kind of quit last year, but they have officially left Godsmack, saying, that's enough touring. But it wasn't bad, wasn't mean, and it wasn't, like, contentious. They're just like, dude, I'm six 60 students, dude's 58, been touring for 40 years. That's enough. And by the way, last time I saw Godsmack, Sully just was running all over the stage going, move. And then taking the instrument from the guy and playing it. Anyway, I played piano move and he.

[Brett Vesely]

Played the piano aggressive than the first time we saw.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it was the Sully show last time I watched Godsmack, and he's great, but that drums move, just. The drummer had to get up and stand next to him. He's playing him like you were at, you know, Guitar center and the guy was wanting to show you something. Something runs over the piano move and he moves the guy playing piano and starts playing. So I think they'll be all right without those two. Sully still got plenty of energy for everybody else, but, yeah, it just goes to show you that your dream being in a rock band, touring, you get tired of that too, you know, it happens. I'll get to that in a second. I got a fish to fry here. I've made a terrible error. Oh, I could be in. I have to change my name. I have to change all sorts of stuff. What you click on pretty. You Nailed it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Toledo]

Well, they said, I want a tractor. And I'm like, I don't. It was a tractor. Who doesn't want a tractor? Tractor supply company said, hey, this is your last opportunity to claim that tractor. You've won. So I. Yes, Brad. I wisely went to the search and said, oh, yeah, Tractor supply company. Click. And they had sent me, like, seven notices since the early March that I have won a tractor and a generator, by the way.

[John Holmberg]

You think they're holding onto it that long? Huh?

[Toledo]

Well, right. Yeah, I know. Of course, I could have handed the generator to Brady. Still. Generator shy down one. So I. I saw this last one was my last chance. And then I said, you can't click on that. That's bad news.

[Brett Vesely]

Click.

[Toledo]

And I'm like, but what if I won? What if it's real? So I clicked it, and then it said, click here to claim your tractor. And I'm like, well, I need that. I need a tractor. I don't remember signing up for this. So I clicked on it, and then it said, this website. And every other letter was capitalized. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be getting a letter from everyone here in the building. You might get deported. What just happened to our system? And why is there a tractor in the parking lot? Hey, by the way. And you. Maybe I get a tractor. Maybe. What if. Well, it's.

[John Holmberg]

What's the fanduel odds on that?

[Toledo]

Major. Yeah, so I clicked. I'm like, ooh. And when I saw the. Every other letter in caps, and then it said, this website is not affiliated with tractor supply company. And I'm like, the crooks even fine printed it. There's a good chance I could have signed up for a free tractor somewhere along the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Good chance.

[Toledo]

I've never visited the tractor supply company for anything. Well, I did look at generators, where they are.

[Brett Vesely]

Where are they, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

There's one like, in South Channel. There's one in aj there's one situation doesn't go, yeah, exactly.

[Toledo]

But this.

[John Holmberg]

Look, there's not one near the Phoenix.

[Toledo]

Grill or the tractor supply. Look, bottom line is, there's the Internet. Now I don't have to drive to AJ for tractor second. I was looking at generators for a while when Brady was going through his dilemma to see how much those cost. And then Luke from Icon said, I got one for you. And he hooked me over the But I did look. So I might have act. I might have inadvertently signed up to win a tractor. And I won, by the way. Sure you did.

[John Holmberg]

Congratulations.

[Toledo]

Right here. And the worst part is it's on both my Yahoo. Private account and work. What happened? I clicked on both of them.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Toledo]

Maybe this is the one.

[Brady Bogan]

Spin the wheel for extra discounts.

[Toledo]

Well, now that I've done it, may.

[Brett Vesely]

As well go all the way.

[Toledo]

Well, this is the. This. I won the.

[John Holmberg]

Don't half ass it at this point.

[Toledo]

The tractor supply company. I won the generator on my prime.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Toledo]

Nice tractor. I won over here. It's a Predator 3500 watt generator. Unfortunately, we must inform you that today is the last chance for you to prepare and activate your free Predator 3500 watt generator. We selected you four weeks ago, tried to contact you several times. If you don't act, they'll. We will receive the gift that is reserved for you. I'm clicking on that again. That's a free generator.

[Brett Vesely]

But then you are a training video, right? So many different.

[Toledo]

I don't care.

[John Holmberg]

Great.

[Toledo]

Now we're going to get more of.

[John Holmberg]

Those damn company emails. Here's the phishing scam for you.

[Toledo]

Don't click on this test. I did. Did you? No. I thought they were fishing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

My argument.

[Brady Bogan]

We need you to take a book, car it out and put 10 grand in the book and then send it to us.

[Toledo]

That's not how the Internet works. I'm not an intern, idiot. But if you give me a free thing to click on and I don't have to do any work, I'm clicking on it. Free tractor. I mean, how jealous would you guys have?

[John Holmberg]

You click on chatterbait too? It's free.

[Toledo]

Chatterbait is free. And I have. I do struggle with that. Do you ever accidentally try to skip ad and hit it instead and it goes to the page? Of course you have.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh, chatterbait has a lot of Tired of masturbating alone. That's masturbating? I guess I am. Yes. I didn't know. I thought masturbating alone was the only option. Really? Find horny singles in your neighborhood. In my neighborhood? Well, I just found out there's a UFC fighter down the road. There's a lot I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

There are tons of teams in your neighborhood.

[Toledo]

Teams? Teams, not teams. Right. Okay, good. You're on a different site than me. I'm driving my tractor over to that teens house. And then I got this one. A soft spot for teddy bears. This guy said john, boy, do I have a soft spot too. Speaking of stuffed animals, as a kid I had a stuffed Fievel. Fievel Mouskowitz. Remember from was that American tail said I love that thing. One day my older brother's dickhead friend took a knife and cut a vagina into Fievel what proceeded to stick his thing in there. I was equal parts short, shocked, sad and angry. And I've not forgotten. I played the long game in revenge though. Later, as a young teenager, this dickhead had an old Camaro was all hot rotted up and I snuck over there in the middle of the night and slashed all four tires for Fievel. I was going to put sugar in the gas tank, but figured a new set of tires was a lot cheaper than a new engine. He didn't suspect me, of course. He was a big jock and probably figured it was just a rival high school football guy or something. Something. As a Camaro fan, this was very hard. But I needed justice for Fibo. Oh, he cut a vagina in your stuffed animal and wanged it.

[Brady Bogan]

Funny though.

[Toledo]

It's not funny, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

That's funny.

[Toledo]

Think of your teddy. But it's not because it's not your teddy. It is funny, but think of your teddy. Put yourself in that some big guy holding you back while another guy dorks your teddy. All right, it is funny that, but it's terrible if it happened to you.

[John Holmberg]

It is, but it didn't.

[Toledo]

So there's a lot of funny things. You know, I laugh it when people fall down cuz it's not me. You're right. Okay. It is funny. Still feel for you. All right, all right, all right. Is it really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

We got to take break.

[Toledo]

Okay, we got the hot. Okay, what about the hot releases? Well, I want a tractor. The tractor. Yeah, we'll get to those in a row. The tractor threw everything off. I might be tooling out of here in a brand new track sport.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you'll be tooling out of here.

[Toledo]

I'll be tooling out of here. Here. I'll be dead broke.

[Brett Vesely]

Fall apart on the way out of the park.

[Toledo]

No Identity I Now, whenever you call John Homberg in the Identity. Hello. How are you today? My name is John Hornberg. There's definitely going to be 3500 of me.

[Brady Bogan]

Hollenberg.

[Toledo]

Hollenberg. I live in Fonac, Arizona.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, my friend.

[Toledo]

Hey. Hey. This is the real John Holberg. That says you. Prove it. Damn it. You took that away. How do you like a tractor, dumbass? We laugh different talking anyway. All right, time. Do the hot releases next. And I have a tractor for you guys later.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Toledo]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Just despite these pricks. Drop my Visa card on that free tractor. All I have to do is pay.

[Brett Vesely]

Shipping and save to my account.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's.

[Toledo]

It's saved for later.

[John Holmberg]

This new iPhone smoking with all the viruses that are flowing in right now.

[Toledo]

In case I do a little more tractor supply company shopping. Brett. That way I don't have to go through the rigamarole of entering that card again. You'll see when I pull up in my brand new new John Deere Kubota or whatever that thing is. I don't know what they call.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not gonna be a brand name. It's not gonna be a name you've ever heard of.

[Toledo]

Tractor supply wouldn't let me down. I'm sure they've never let me down before.

[John Holmberg]

You never shop there before.

[Toledo]

That's exactly right.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not wrong.

[Toledo]

We're both ofer. I don't think I've ever set foot in a tractor supply. And yet for 13.95 shipping and handling. I got a generator headed to the house.

[Brady Bogan]

House.

[Toledo]

Man. We'll see about this tractor. The tractor I won on the company email. That's going to take a little longer. I might have to borrow the company card on that one. I don't know what shipping is. I don't know what the shipping is for a tractor. It's a major award.

[Brady Bogan]

You got some sweet merch.

[Toledo]

I got good merch.

[John Holmberg]

Must be Italian.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but it's Italian. Oh. Anyway, so yeah, I'm pretty proud of it. And these. You jackasses. Laughing. Who'll be laughing? Who'll be laughing when you guys don't have power at your house and you had that sweet, sweet hum in my 3500 watt generator.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's no problem.

[Toledo]

Yeah, you can have it. You say borrow.

[Brady Bogan]

Just get it from the next person.

[Toledo]

Okay. It's making the rounds. Brady's generator is like a joint. It's time for the hot releases. It's brought to you by our first [e-mail] you can save thousands, save time, buy online new ac unit.com. put Holmberg in that promo code. Get another thousand bucks off your price. I've told you this before at ac. Unit's replaced on a rental home I've got. And I got quoted at that one. I got quoted $18,000 to redo the entire system. And then another guy came by and said 12. Well that's drastically lower. And still see seems sort of. That was the one thing I knew that was like what's going on? Two companies doing the same thing can't have this big a difference in the same exact product. What is the difference? And then you talk to Bode who runs the thing and he's like, dude, it's just there. They don't know. They said they get. They don't know what the prices they're getting. We're bigger. We got that. So then I get it through new AC unit and I spent a little under six grand for the whole thing, which is insane. They got better deals. And now if you throw my name on there, another thousand off of that, it would have been on incredible price. So gone are the days of having quotes and people come over. Just go to new AC unit.com and take the three easy steps and walk your way through this. My buddy Kevin Ray just did that same thing for his place because his was that 100 degree day a few weeks ago we realized, oh, it's spewing, it's coughing like speed Bunny.

[Brett Vesely]

Lisa and I have done it because we're coming up on 10 years in our house and all the other builder grade stuff is degraded so bad that we're like. I'm like, we got it right.

[Toledo]

100 money back here. Guarantee to nobody else does that. New ac unit dot com. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit dot com. Go ahead, Toledo. You go first with hot release. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Black mirror season seven. Oh, out on it is.

[Toledo]

I didn't even know they were doing a season seven.

[Brett Vesely]

And this.

[Toledo]

This is one of my favorite shows that's ever been on tv.

[Brett Vesely]

This will debut Thursday on Netflix.

[Toledo]

We'd like to welcome you back. The chick from the Penguin.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it says ready?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Three features six episodes including a sequel to the critically acclaimed USS Callister from season four. She now captains the crew that revolted against Jesse Plemons as Robert DY Aquafina in it.

[Toledo]

I'm telling you, there are so many incredible. It's the Twilight Zone with sci fi and it's so creative and so good out of the. I think there's probably 40 episodes. Maybe I'm taking a shot there. There's maybe two.

[Brett Vesely]

The season is.

[Toledo]

Yes. Small something magical. So good.

[John Holmberg]

Come with me.

[Toledo]

They got big stars for this year. Will all be cyborgs before all geobodies. I love him. Just remember that they're AIs to them. This is real. Oh boy. They're gonna dabble in the AI again? Yeah. Black Mirror is. If you haven't watched, it's an easy one to get through because the episodes are so good. I don't like binging, but I hit that real hard.

[Brett Vesely]

And then on HBO Max, season four of Hacks is out.

[Toledo]

Well, aren't you?

[Brett Vesely]

The third season ended with a thrilling mic drop. Spoiler alert. So tune out if you didn't know this.

[Toledo]

I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Ava stole back her dream job as Deborah's head writer by blackmailing her at the end of season three. Season four promises to dig into the fallout of that ruthless power play.

[Toledo]

Jean Smart hosts a talk show and this girl talk show. Like the main writer, but she's. It's a power play between these two broads, right? Yep. I've heard it's really good. I just.

[Brett Vesely]

It's all right.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not bad.

[Toledo]

You're right.

[Brett Vesely]

It is entertaining.

[Toledo]

Not good.

[Brady Bogan]

She's been doing this for 50 years.

[John Holmberg]

Years.

[Toledo]

You're not going to beat her at her own game. Nobody Gene Smart and Fargo won me over as like someone I will watch do anything.

[Brett Vesely]

The last of us on HBO Max debuts season two on Sunday.

[Toledo]

Another good one.

[Brett Vesely]

It takes place five years. Yep. Five years after the events of season one, including the massacre in the hospital. And it's a heart of the game sequel. Last of Us Part two. Stars joining the upcoming chapter include Caitlyn Deaver, who plays Abby Young Mazino who plays Jesse and Jeffrey Wright, who will play Isaac, reprising his role from the game.

[Toledo]

Oh, cool.

[Brett Vesely]

Catherine o' Hara also joined the season.

[Toledo]

And you don't have to know this game at all because I didn't play the game.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's just a survival game. It's a post apocalyptic survival, but it's a fun game.

[Toledo]

It's a great show too. They had that episode last year of Ron Swanson banging that dude in that weird town. Got a little hairy for me.

[Brady Bogan]

It did.

[Toledo]

I mean, I don't mind a gay scene. Eh. What are you gonna do? That one was. There's a lot of hair, a lot of beards. Brady did not take to it. Grace just generationally just a step ahead of me where it still sickens him. Like, it's not. It's against God. I'm not against God on it, but I do like all that hair. I don't like hairy things touching other hairy things. Time the sun comes up tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

I can leave me an imagine.

[Toledo]

You want too much visual.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

You wanted to leave it to your own imagination.

[Brady Bogan]

I get it.

[Toledo]

You're going to lose.

[Brady Bogan]

I get it.

[Toledo]

You're going to. In the bottom. Okay, fast forward. This show is really good, though, except for all the stuff that's an abomination to the Lord. It's really good.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, if you can get past the first third of the season, like. Like Brady did. The rest of it's.

[Toledo]

Oh, come on.

[John Holmberg]

Struggle.

[Toledo]

Come on. Why you gotta pork him?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't do it, Ron Swanson.

[Toledo]

I get it. The kissing's worse than the porking.

[Brett Vesely]

Kissing is.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I can watch. Dude. I can watch Harry. Guys pork all day. We do Brett's videos. I see it all the time. But when they start making out, it.

[Brett Vesely]

Talked about getting into your craft. They sold it.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what it turned into. Into it.

[Toledo]

So personal Red video. It was actually a beautiful love story. If you could get over your. You do not agree with that at all. Covering your ass on that one?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was.

[Toledo]

You thought it was a beautiful love story. Is that how you described it to people?

[Brady Bogan]

They were very dedicated to each other.

[Toledo]

Describe furry butt guys. Yeah, you didn't describe that. You were disgusted by it, and that's okay, too. No, it's all right. Look, I can admit it was disgusting as an act. I don't want to watch ugly people do it, let alone too hairy.

[Brady Bogan]

Asking for 30 seconds to be re. Edited.

[Toledo]

Right. The gross parts where the two guys in love express their love. Just get up, get some coffee, go to the bathroom. If it was a woman, he'd have added for 30 seconds. He would have wanted 30 more seconds. I can't do fuzz buckets. I don't want to look at that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not on my bucket list.

[Toledo]

Gross.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

This debuted in the fall on A and E, and now the whole season is on Hulu. The Houses of Horror. Secrets of College Greek Life.

[Toledo]

Is this a show or a documentary?

[Brett Vesely]

It's a docu series.

[Brady Bogan]

Amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

The dark side of fraternity in Greek Life that has been around for 50 years.

[Toledo]

The tradition of secrecy.

[Brett Vesely]

This is not a place where there'll be honor. Hazing was a huge problem, and it's resulted in tragedy.

[Brady Bogan]

Young kids shouldn't be going to college and dying.

[Toledo]

They think that they'll always get away with it.

[John Holmberg]

My clothes were soaked in blood.

[Toledo]

Someone was burning a cross on the lawn. That's a little far, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, come on, Brady.

[Toledo]

It was funny. We ordered a pizza for you had some stuff and it's okay. Look.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there is hazing.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Hazing in this fraternity is why I wouldn't do it. I like I just go. I'm not doing that. Well, you can't be in here. All right, I'll find friends somewhere else. It never made sense to me that I had to do this to be friends with these douchebags. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

What did you do, Brady, to get walk away? What was your hazing?

[Toledo]

You thought you were eating.

[Brady Bogan]

Room duties was a thing that would be considered hazing. We get to know the active members. You'd go to the room and ask them questions. Then you get drilled on the what? Learning. Oh, learning about that member of the fraternity.

[Toledo]

But didn't you say that there was blindfold and you thought you're reading feces.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. There's the. And I was. During the hell week.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I wouldn't do that. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

In our hell week.

[Brady Bogan]

And it wasn't. It was basically limburger cheese again.

[Toledo]

I still wouldn't eat it. I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

And a lot of people. And most people didn't you the one that end up doing it. The whole point is like you were the only one that did it. You were convinced that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I didn't. I wouldn't do it. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Our hell week, we got kidnapped. If you're walking around campus by yourself without another pledge, the actives could come up and kidnap you and take you on a.

[John Holmberg]

They took us like old school.

[Brett Vesely]

It was. It was. Then it was like, all right, you're bonding. But then as.

[Toledo]

I never understood that as you age.

[Brett Vesely]

You realize that wasn't bonding.

[Toledo]

Whenever I see about this stuff, I'm always like, I feel bad because the kids hurt or something.

[Brady Bogan]

The physical stuff was probably the most. And then you don't do that dangerous.

[Toledo]

Then you just don't do it. They don't. If you hit me, I'm going to call the cops.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's not even good. Not even the hitting part of There wasn't. That just happened like twice.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Like a paddle.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you, sir.

[Toledo]

If a man breaks out a paddle and says bend over to me. I'm no longer wanting to be part of this party. So it never made sense to me that hazing goes to death. Because that's just a kid who is.

[Brady Bogan]

We'd have lineups at midnight. We just did that, you know, and they're drilling you over information about the turn. If you don't know it, you're doing push ups or sit ups.

[Toledo]

No, I was asleep a lot like army, right? Except for no, nothing. Like not doing that.

[Brady Bogan]

We mar. We had to march.

[Toledo]

That's very, very army. Like, I think they're sending you guys off into fights.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple.

[Brett Vesely]

Couple of quick ones here on Amazon prime is a docu series called Spy High. It's the Kobe Bryant's high school school.

[Toledo]

Oh, they issued Lower marion.

[Brett Vesely]

They issued MacBooks to everybody. And then the school district was spying on all the kids.

[Toledo]

Awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

Considered to be one of the finest.

[Toledo]

In the state of Pennsylvania. Very much a utopic experience. Kobe went to Kobe Bryant's high school. Right. They told us everyone was getting their.

[Brett Vesely]

Own MacBooks and we could take them home.

[Brady Bogan]

It's my new MacBook.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of people was putting games.

[Toledo]

On there, watch videos, download music, but.

[Brett Vesely]

I was using it in the privacy of my own home.

[Toledo]

My teacher received a phone call summoning me to the office.

[Brady Bogan]

She held up a picture of Blake in his bedroom.

[Toledo]

She accused him of selling drugs. You have pictures of me in my bedroom? Well, suddenly it's dozens of kids.

[John Holmberg]

56,000.

[Toledo]

They watched every one of those kids.

[Brett Vesely]

Whack off every one of them. And they kept details on him. So that's a docu series on prime. And then the next one is on Apple tv. Plus, John Hamm is born back in your Friends and neighbors.

[Toledo]

Okay, I got no issue, really, if you're going to want to watch me through my computer, because the stuff you see. Yeah, I don't want that privacy broken. But if I'm beaten off on my new tractor and you watch me through the computer, it's like, all right, that's on you, weirdo. More you can watch me. Your Friends and neighbors is he's a.

[Brett Vesely]

Rich dude who gets fired, ends up turning into crime.

[Toledo]

The cars, the stuff.

[John Holmberg]

But how the hell could everything go.

[Toledo]

So wrong so fast?

[Brady Bogan]

Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?

[John Holmberg]

Well, I misplaced my inner monologue and my wife right around the same time.

[Toledo]

How you doing, Coop? You okay? All right, maybe I like John Ham a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

And then the big theater movie out this week is the Amateur, starring Rami Malek. He plays a Cai grunt, basically, that decides to go after the movie. CIA his wife.

[Toledo]

Maybe it's better not to know. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bye.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, that's it.

[Toledo]

I can't watch. Yeah, I can't watch him since the. Since he ruined Queen, that terrible movie that everybody thought they had to like. All right, Brett, go. We got time. We're good.

[John Holmberg]

That's all right. I don't have a lot anyway. There wasn't much. Okay, Go's got new one out. A stone only rolls downhill.

[Toledo]

Usually Cool videos with. Okay, Go oh, they're doing a film.

[John Holmberg]

On like 64 iPhones or something.

[Toledo]

Oh, they did the whole thing with iPhones. Their videos are super creative.

[John Holmberg]

Probably their music was.

[Toledo]

That is kind of a neat concept.

[John Holmberg]

The video is cool.

[Toledo]

But they will.

[Brett Vesely]

Bunch of burs in that band.

[Toledo]

That's pretty cool. I actually. The video is pretty neat. The song will be a smash. Head over on the. On the twink station.

[John Holmberg]

This one's blad. Black Map. This is a Badlands.

[Toledo]

Do I know Black Map? No.

[John Holmberg]

This the first I've heard of them too.

[Toledo]

My idols are turned just now. There's nothing left. Oh, my God. This is giving hope to every dude who's 48 years old.

[John Holmberg]

I know. This wasn't what I expected when I pulled it up.

[Toledo]

A bunch of old dudes who have never made it. Whoever.

[John Holmberg]

Modern Song.

[Toledo]

Modern Song. Are these guys from other bands?

[Brady Bogan]

And I was just wondering.

[Toledo]

Don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't. That's Mike Love.

[Toledo]

Got a little 90s vibe to it, but it's pretty good. Not bad. I definitely am curious more about Black Map. That's a cool song. Black Map. I'm writing that down.

[John Holmberg]

This one, Swallow the Sun.

[Toledo]

Okay. I'm playing. Zach's on it. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Tempest.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, Tempest. That's right. Zach's almost a space shuttle. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I've got 10 mist at home on my table. Game frustrating. So frustrating. All right. This is too formula. I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

Mars Volt has got something new out, but this is just live stuff. I can't find any of the new material.

[Toledo]

And you know the Mars Volta. A lot of that going on. Okay. So there you go.

[John Holmberg]

That's what we got.

[Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

This is the one I was excited about. The Hives.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

New rod from them. This Is Enough Is Enough.

[Toledo]

Love the Hives. Everything sounds kind of the same, but it's all great. They're Sweden's acdc.

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry about that.

[Toledo]

That's an F word right off the.

[John Holmberg]

Bat, but it's a cool song.

[Toledo]

Ah, the highs. What's it called?

[John Holmberg]

Enough is Enough.

[Toledo]

That's two I've got to write down. Brett, you're winning today.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that'll be. That's as far as the winning is gonna go.

[Toledo]

Okay. There's nothing else. No.

[John Holmberg]

So we'll go to N Word or F Word. The game that sweep in the nation. This one is Ice Cube. His new stuff. I'm Freezing, featuring the game at Cypress Hill.

[Toledo]

Is that you last week?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you got one last em effer.

[Toledo]

I'm going hard n Word.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, I'll go. I'll go. F word.

[Toledo]

I don't know if we're. We're rebuilt yet on the Brady. Go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

The only option is a friendly N word.

[Toledo]

Okay. Okay. Go.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a problem. Matter of fact, I'm a mess.

[Toledo]

Los Angeles Stan le South central, home of so much potential. But if you go there, the warfare is mental. Bring your wheelchair. You're probably gonna need it. Leave this.

[Brett Vesely]

I was like, there's no way two weeks in a row would be.

[Toledo]

It's MF for us. Damn it.

[Brett Vesely]

No winners.

[Toledo]

We were close. I'll carry my victory to next week. All right, there you go. Those are your hot releases. Brought to you by new ac unit.com home bird promo code. That's a thousand dollars off. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new AC unit dot com. There go your hot release.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers came out in 1993. People were wondering how the casting could be so blatantly racially insensitive. In case you don't remember, the black Power Ranger was played by a black guy.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

The yellow Power Ranger was played by an Asian. The writer Tony Oliver says it was such a mistake, but at the time, none of them were thinking of stereotypes. And apparently, according to the old camcorder footage, the cast would openly joke about it. Sure, you can hear more about it because on the most recent episode of Hollywood Demons.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

On the ID channel. And Max, the episode is called Dark side of the Power Rangers.

[Toledo]

Watch the. Watch the Hollywood demons of Stephen Collins from 7th Heaven. I didn't realize how bad that dude was. Holy cow. They dive deep. Dr. Drew does that show and it is. You want to talk about one of the guys? I mean, he ended up losing his career and all that, but he slid under the radar for how bad the stuff he did was the Power Rangers one. I don't know if I've ever. Was the red one an Indian?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

Yeah, well, if they didn't go so far as that, they weren't being racist on purpose. The Asian guy was the yellow costume and he didn't complain about it, then nobody cares. And again, if you're a black guy and they're like, which suit do you want? He's like a black one. Noir from Boys is a black guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

So was that bad?

[Brady Bogan]

Buzzfeed put together a list of couples that got together when one of them was a teenager.

[John Holmberg]

Elvis and Priscilla.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they listed the Bill Wyman. When he was 47, he started dating Mandy Smith. She was 14. They got married when she was 18.

[Toledo]

They kept. They made it legit. It was working.

[Brady Bogan]

Chad Michael Murray was 24 when he started dating 17 year old Kenzie Dalton, who was an extra on One Tree Hill. Fergie was 23 when she briefly dated 16 year old Justin Timberlake.

[Toledo]

That's pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

Wilmer Valderrama, 29 when he first met 17 year old Demi Lovato. They didn't date until she was 18 though. Then he also dated Lindsay Love Owen when he was 24. She was 17. Trying to think. Courtney Stodden.

[Toledo]

Yeah, Courtney Stodden and the guy From.

[Brady Bogan]

Green Mile, 51 year old Doug Hutchins Hutchinson.

[Toledo]

Her parents were fine with it. He ran that act.

[Brady Bogan]

They had. Yeah, the blessing.

[Toledo]

Courtney Stodden still did attention on TMZ and a couple other sites and the only reason why is because of that. So as creepy as it was, it worked out for the family and they all seem fine with it. That dude is weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, Melanie Griffith was 18 and Don Johnson was 26 when they got married.

[Toledo]

That's legal.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I just didn't know. I didn't realize she was that young. Marilyn Monroe was only 16 when she married her first husband, James Doherty.

[Toledo]

He was 21 and then no Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith made that. Dakota Johnson. That's pretty good work.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess. Elton John and Madonna have buried the hatchet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thank God.

[Brady Bogan]

Finally they did it on Saturday Night Live. She confronted him after this show he performed and he said I'm sorry.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And now they're doing a little collaboration.

[Toledo]

They are. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He wrote a song for for called Hatchet Wound.

[Toledo]

The is back again. Actually they both have a hatchet wound. How I want to be in you.

[Brady Bogan]

Then we have musical tragedy. Oh, Pete Best is retiring from drumming. Yep.

[Toledo]

From the Beatles.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Probably can't lift his arms anymore.

[Toledo]

100 years old. Old.

[Brady Bogan]

He announced it on X. His brother also put out a statement. It was a wonderful ride.

[Toledo]

Was it?

[John Holmberg]

No, it wasn't.

[Brady Bogan]

The best band.

[Toledo]

Probably the worst ride in musical history next to Corey Feldman.

[Brady Bogan]

His family still runs the Kasba Coffee Club which was the early venue of the Beatles.

[Toledo]

Oh, he bought that, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

So that's pretty good money.

[Brady Bogan]

There are four rooms. You can check out an Airbnb at the Kasba.

[Toledo]

He's making all.

[Brady Bogan]

You got the Lenin Suite, the McCartney Suite, Harrison Suite and the best suite.

[Toledo]

You're not doing Ringo.

[John Holmberg]

There's no Star Suite.

[Toledo]

Nope. No way. Who would you rather be? Pete Best or Corey Feldman? Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good one.

[Toledo]

That's a really good one.

[John Holmberg]

I think Feldman. I think I'll take Feldman.

[Toledo]

Gordon goes. Pete Best.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I think I go Feldman had some cold years.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady Bogan]

And Pete really didn't.

[John Holmberg]

I can't believe Pete never committed suicide.

[Toledo]

To be honest with you. I mean, Jesus, Pete Best. You may be convincing me to be Feldman. Yeah, but so much delusion. At least Pete recognizes he got screwed. I don't know if Feldman knows anything's ever gone wrong.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good way to be.

[Toledo]

Maybe it's better.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, in his world, you could be right.

[Brady Bogan]

Pete just seems a little more stable.

[John Holmberg]

Or is the ultimate Andy Kaufman.

[Toledo]

Yeah, Pete does seem more stable.

[Brady Bogan]

More grounded. By the way, the family business.

[Toledo]

She forgot one on your list, Brady, remember? Nobody will talk about it. But Paul Walker was banging that teenager for age. That's right. I guess.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there are 21 total, so I didn't.

[Toledo]

Nobody likes to talk about Paul Walker. Bad. Because of what happened with that tree. But come on. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourself a fantastic Tuesday and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Toledo]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

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