04-10-25 - BR - THU - CNN Has Video Ready For End Of The Word - 70yo Woman Tried To Trade Foster Child For Monkey - Pallbearers Fall Into Grave At Philly Funeral

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona | April 10, 2025

Introduction

"Holmberg's Morning Sickness," Arizona's #1 morning radio show hosted by John Holmberg, features Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. The April 10, 2025 episode, titled "CNN Has Video Ready For End Of The World - 70yo Woman Tried To Trade Foster Child For Monkey - Pallbearers Fall Into Grave At Philly Funeral," offers a mix of urgent news, shocking stories, and lighthearted banter to kickstart listeners' mornings.

Main News Stories

1. CNN's Apocalyptic Broadcast (07:00 - 08:05)

The episode opens with a discussion about a startling incident where CNN aired a video clip featuring a band performing "Nearer My God to Thee," suggesting an impending apocalypse. Brady Bogen mused, "If Jesus returns... people crying. And I'd be like, this glorious, glowing," reflecting on the public's potential reactions to such dramatic news coverage (07:15-07:22). This segment highlights concerns over sensationalist media portrayal of catastrophic events.

2. Arrest of 70-Year-Old Woman for Trading Foster Child for Monkey (17:33 - 21:05)

A profoundly disturbing story was covered regarding Brenda Deutsch, a 70-year-old woman from St. Louis, who was arrested on child abuse charges. Authorities allege that Deutsch attempted to trade a teenage foster child for an exotic pet monkey. The hosts expressed outrage and disbelief, with Dick Toledo questioning, "How many has she sold?" (18:06-18:07), and Brady emphasizing the gravity of the situation: "She traded kids for monkeys" (17:33). This case underscores serious issues within the foster care system and the exploitation of minors.

3. Philadelphia Funeral Incident (25:51 - 32:35)

The podcast reported on a tragic and bizarre incident in Philadelphia where pallbearers fell into a burial hole during a funeral procession. The hosts recounted the event: "Short steps the pallbearers carried Benjamin Avilas to his final resting spot. As they began to lay down the casket, the platform collapses," leading to injuries among the men involved (25:51-26:28). Brady criticized the funeral home's practices, suggesting inadequate safety measures contributed to the mishap.

AI Chatbot Security Concerns (10:00 - 13:03)

Shifting to technology, the hosts discussed the rising concerns over sharing personal information with AI chatbots like ChatGPT. Brady Bogen warned, "Don't tell it to remember your passwords," while Brett Vesley added, "They can still share it with authorities if it's required by law" (10:00-11:13). The conversation emphasized the importance of safeguarding sensitive data to prevent identity theft and unauthorized access, highlighting the potential risks associated with AI interactions.

Local News and Events

1. Waymo's Misadventure at Chick-fil-A (15:08 - 16:35)

An amusing local news snippet involved a Waymo driverless car getting stuck in a Chick-fil-A drive-through line, causing confusion and frustration among customers. Dick Toledo humorously remarked, "Wait a minute. You can take Waymo through the Chick Fil a?" (15:08-16:35), highlighting the unpredictable nature of autonomous vehicle navigation.

2. Border Security Expo (22:32 - 24:10)

The hosts spotlighted the Border Security Expo held downtown, showcasing advanced border patrol technologies. Brady described the "coolest trucks" and "border buggies armed with multiple rifles," critiquing the increasing militarization of border security efforts (22:32-24:10). This segment shed light on ongoing debates around border control measures and their implications.

3. Comedy Events in the Valley (14:33 - 15:04)

Listeners were informed about upcoming comedy shows featuring performers like Leo Gonzalez and Randy Feldface at venues such as Desert Ridge Improv and Standup Live in Tempe. The hosts encouraged community engagement and highlighted the importance of supporting local entertainment (14:33-15:04).

Humorous Segments and Anecdotes

Towards the latter part of the episode, the conversation took a lighter turn with comedic discussions and humorous anecdotes. One notable segment involved playful banter about unconventional ways to enjoy breakfast cereals, with Brady cheekily stating, "Fruity Pebbles would be sidewalk eggs" (35:03-37:36). The hosts engaged in a humorous exchange about hypothetical and absurd scenarios, showcasing their trademark irreverent humor and camaraderie.

Conclusion

In this episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," the hosts delivered a compelling mix of serious news, shocking stories, and entertaining segments. From CNN's sensationalist broadcasts and alarming child abuse cases to humorous takes on everyday topics, the show maintained a dynamic and engaging flow. Listeners were kept informed and entertained, making for a robust and memorable morning podcast experience.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Brady Bogen (07:15): "If Jesus returns... people crying. And I'd be like, this glorious, glowing."

• Dick Toledo (18:06): "How many has she sold?"

• Brady Bogen (17:33): "She traded kids for monkeys."

• Brady Bogen (10:00): "Don't tell it to remember your passwords."

• Brett Vesley (11:13): "They can still share it with authorities if it's required by law."

• Brady Bogen (35:03): "Fruity Pebbles would be sidewalk eggs."

This structured summary captures the essence of the podcast episode, highlighting key discussions, insights, and notable moments while maintaining a natural and engaging flow for those who haven't listened to the episode.

Transcript

[Brett Vesley]

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[Brady]

Of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. There's some falling in reverse for you. There are voices in my head. Brett and I were just talking about that. It sounds like Hollywood Undead and Hamilton got together and made an album for you. I feel like Lin Manuel Miranda is behind them. That's a compliment. Dude can make magic out of just speeches by, you know, politicians. It's pretty amazing. It's 7:56 and it's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report and it's Barati by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. We're gonna hit 100 degrees here probably today, tomorrow for sure. Today right around here. So it's hot. Yesterday I was outside for about 30 minutes. I rode my bike from my house to downtown at about 4:00 clock and I had a sweatshirt on because I like sweatshirts when I'm biking. And I realized, oh, we're at that. We're at that Time now, where this is. It's. We're just about ready to cook it. But it felt great. The heat's out. I was looking for shade, I'll tell you that. I didn't like standing in it.

[Unknown]

Kirby had a tennis match yesterday and it was funny. It's just that heat on the tennis courts and you're watching. Everyone's clustered into the.

[Brady]

Into the shade. Shade's huge. You start looking around it. Ever since we've talked about all pro shade, I start looking at people finding shade. My dogs, they all find shade. Playing with the dogs yesterday, and they're all under the tree and I'm like, guys, I'm over here. It's not that hot yet. My dogs are bougie. But you get some shade in that backyard and you've created a great space for you and your pets and anybody else that comes to your house. And it looks beautiful too. They make it. They make it a great addition to your house. Property value enhancer. It's all that stuff. Great installation. The product is top notch. And Brady's got it at his place. You can get that thing done. It does self retraction and bad weather. It's the best in the. It's the best they have out there. This is the technology you want. And plus, you get an outdoor space that you can use as indoor space even when it's a little warm out there. All you have to do is head over to allprochade.com and get it started right now. Brady reported.

[Unknown]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

Hello, world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Unknown]

Happy National Siblings Day.

[Brady]

Yeah, that ain't happening.

[Brett Vesley]

Gonna make that phone call?

[Brady]

Nope.

[Unknown]

A poll. A recent poll found 88% of us grew up with at least one brother or sister. But the best number of siblings to have none siblings have.

[Brady]

I've. Brady. I can speak from experience. I've had one and I've had none. And it's far. It's vastly superior. Once I went to 0. 26 still alive, but is she.

[Unknown]

26 said two siblings. 19 said one. 18 said three.

[Brady]

Okay, what's going on?

[Unknown]

Little hiccup. Oh, it's also national hug your dog day.

[Brady]

I can do that. Got another email from a guy who lost his dog, a cattle dog named Indy. So tip your. Tip them back for that. Geez Louise. The stories just get. Every day I get another person telling me that. But you know what the good news is? So many of you dog owners email me and say, my 15 year old, blah, blah, blah, my. My 17 year old Chihuahua, my. You you guys are running the race, man. We got a lot of people with their dogs that are, you know, at max capacity of life and I think that's great. So good job being dog owners.

[Unknown]

Phoenix, this audience researchers in Eng at how much happier we are when we have a pet and they managed to put a dollar figure on it. They say having a dog or a cat makes you as happy as you'd be earning an extra $90,000 a year.

[Brady]

I've got five dogs and a cat. Wow. That's. It's like $540,000. I'm going to tell you right now. Let me tell you it is not a fact. That study is they're not worth half a million dollars of I can't take my happiness and go get like a condo.

[Unknown]

I don't know if it increases for each pet.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Unknown]

If it's just having, having that pet multiple, maybe it's the same because I.

[Brady]

Love them, each and every one of them, but they cost me more money than they, than they bring in. But same with Megan.

[Unknown]

They put in a last little.

[Brady]

I mean most guys can say that about whatever's in their house.

[Unknown]

That's when this last little line. Mike, the authors of the study also say being married ups your happiness by an extra 90 grand a year too.

[Brady]

Did she just get a job or something? Like she just got a raise.

[Unknown]

Got a couple of basis fun facts. The California Institute of Technology baseball team once had a decade long 228 game losing streak lasting from 2003 to 2013.

[Dick Toledo]

And they kept playing. How, how do you recruit to that?

[Brady]

2003-2013 they didn't win a game.

[Unknown]

Caltech men's basketball team ended a 310 game conference losing streak.

[Brady]

Nerds.

[Unknown]

The athletics was not the top priority at Caltech.

[Brady]

I guess not. Why even have it? Just for the last.

[Unknown]

I think we've done this one before. Yeah. Need some activity.

[Brady]

Why you don't go?

[Unknown]

Well, a chance to get scholarship money.

[Dick Toledo]

Got five students in the gym tonight.

[Brady]

Go to those little weird spot. Weld things on those computer chips. Tech boy.

[Unknown]

Lobsters weren't always considered a delicacy.

[Brady]

Yeah, they were.

[Unknown]

Before the 1800s, lobsters were called the cockroaches of the sea.

[Brady]

And they were prison food, right.

[Unknown]

Fed to the prisoners to save money. CNN has a video clip ready to air. If the world is about to end. It's a band playing the song Near My God to Thee.

[Brady]

Jeez, what is it?

[Unknown]

Nearer My God to Thee is the name of the song.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Unknown]

There are 11 US states that only have one area code. Alaska, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Montana, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont and Wyoming.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the song that band on the Titanic was playing.

[Unknown]

Is that what it is? I was going to say.

[Brady]

I've heard that. Why do I know that? Interesting.

[Dick Toledo]

This is.

[Brady]

This is the song they were playing in the movie.

[Unknown]

So if you hear this, you know what's going on.

[Brady]

Yeah. Not necessarily. Great, huh? Your boat's thinking.

[Dick Toledo]

Tune into CNN for info.

[Unknown]

And this is gonna be it. All right.

[Brady]

So this is the ones turn off. It's terrible. It's all on. And so there's still people watching television.

[Unknown]

I guess so. Or just maybe they continue it as long as the boy. Yep. Wow.

[Brady]

CNN is just playing music right now like some sort of weird mtv. I've got no information on why this world's exploding around us.

[Dick Toledo]

It's glorious.

[Brady]

Is it because Jesus returns? Is that what they said? Or is it any sort of catastrophe?

[Unknown]

Only if this is the end of the world. They feel that they're making the call. CNN's Making the Call early. This is the end of the world.

[Brady]

They gotta get the little board out.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right, let's go to the big board and see if it's time to call it. Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and say it. Breaking news that Ms. NBC, guys. Whatever. Yeah. The guy that circles the board. All of this Eastern seaboard's gone, guys. I think it's time we strike up the band. Next we're looking at here, here and here. Fox knows first to call it here.

[Unknown]

Sean Hannity telling you they've got fireworks squad.

[Brady]

Yeah. They're thrilled because Jesus is floating down. That would be kind of neat though, if this started on CNN and you just see just this giant image floating down. I. I hope Brady's people are right, the Germans, that the Freddy's people are right that he does come back and this happens. Because I would be like, oh, dying, laughing at all the people that I told you so crowd. We wouldn't handle it well. Muslims would be shooting at him. Like, not you. Like, if he comes back, I will. I'll piss myself laughing. I know what I mean. I'm not going back with him. I've done too much damage to his name. But I would find it hysterical to watch all the people crying. And I'd be like this glorious, glowing.

[Dick Toledo]

Be like a 60s monster movie. You'd have to have Jesus and. And Muhammad coming back into a battle.

[Brady]

Yeah, Like Godzilla.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And Mothra. They'd be in the sky fighting, stomping on Tokyo. God, I hope your people are right.

[Unknown]

And I don't think it's like a battle, like the Godzilla, you know, Muhammad.

[Dick Toledo]

Is in our world.

[Unknown]

I think it's like Thanos.

[Brady]

I want it to take forever. I think he's a showman. I think he comes out and at first it looked like the sun's getting real close. S O N and it starts getting close and then you realize, holy crap, that's. And then one guy would throw a rock and it would be hilarious. From like, from there on, nobody would treat it right. We can't handle anything. Like, nobody would unite over that whole thing. People would be mad. The Jews would look at each other like, whoops, I guess he was divine. And then they'd throw rocks at him.

[Unknown]

AI experts are cautioning people to be careful what they share with AI chatbots. Chat GPT. Oh, here are some examples. Your passwords. Don't tell it to remember your passwords.

[Brady]

Why would you?

[Unknown]

You might end up on the dark web someday.

[Brady]

Why in the world would you tell Chat GPT to be your memory?

[Unknown]

Also stuff that can be used to steal your identity, like your passport info, Social Security.

[Brady]

Isn't that just supposed to go in like a file in your phone anyway? Like, if you're going to put it in your phone, why do you need AI to be part of that?

[Unknown]

They could ask AI to put it in their phone. I don't know.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't know. I don't talk to them people down hall anyway, so it doesn't matter to me.

[Unknown]

Simple financial information. Same thing. Don't share things like bank account. A number. Bank account numbers.

[Brady]

How do you think the gays are behind it?

[Brett Vesley]

No, not them.

[Unknown]

Not them.

[Brady]

Which one?

[Brett Vesley]

It's a ChatGPT.

[Brady]

Oh, that. Oh, I see what he's saying. I gotcha. I missed it. I thought you were blaming the gays. Yeah, when he said I don't go down talk to them down the hall, I automatically assume that was your bigotry.

[Unknown]

Here's a little something.

[Brett Vesley]

I talked to Ben.

[Brady]

Chat GPT is the other radio. I know what you're saying.

[Unknown]

Illegal activity. Even if you're joking, OpenAI does track chats. Their privacy policy says that you can use your. They can use your data to detect or prevent illegal activity. They can still share it with authorities if it's required by law.

[Brady]

Yeah, I. I think the muffins out of the tin on that.

[Unknown]

Embarrassing secret secrets. Hackers can use them to blackmail you for money. It's your bartender I guess you're going.

[Brady]

To chat GPT, I suppose. Yeah. You're telling somebody. You don't think confessing that won't judge you?

[Unknown]

And the last one's corporate info.

[Brady]

Yeah. Muffins are out of the 10. On your whole. Giving your information out. We're way gone on that one. Every one of us. If you've got a phone, you overdid it.

[Dick Toledo]

If you have one social media account, you've given too much.

[Brady]

Your Social Security number is everywhere the second you get a phone. Yep. So you're everybody's got it.

[Dick Toledo]

And I like how everybody glosses over all these leaks that have happened. Like you've been hacked a few times. I've been hacked.

[Brady]

I got a letter the other day.

[Dick Toledo]

That said you get free generators. I get nothing.

[Brady]

Yeah, we're pretty sure that you've got, like, 55 things on your phone that have been compromised. Think about changing your password. And I'm like, I can't, because if I change my password, I won't remember it ever again. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna get locked out of everything. So if India wants it, they can have it. All I'm asking is that the hackers don't change my password. Let me still have at it. It's worth the cost of you buying a few things on my amex and me canceling it later. Just don't change my passwords. I'm down to, like, three. I remember them, and I can type in anything. It's whenever I don't remember a password, like it's one of these three, and that's what that.

[Unknown]

I'm rolling the dice on. A couple that says, let us choose.

[Brady]

Oh, I had a couple of those.

[Unknown]

It'll say we'll remember it. You want us to say yes?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

But there's no way of recalling no.

[Brady]

It's XRL dash. Yeah, I can't do any of those. John holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD.

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[Unknown]

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[Brady]

Rob.comberg's Morning Sickness.

[Unknown]

There's some irate people at a Chick Fil? A in California because of Waymo. Car driverless. It glitched out in line at the Chick Fil? A in Santa Monica.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait a minute. You can take Waymo through the Chick Fil?

[Brady]

A, Drive through it got lost in.

[Dick Toledo]

The line, I think.

[Brady]

I think it thought it was going into.

[Unknown]

People thought it was safe blocking.

[Brady]

I think it thought it was getting into traffic and heading out of the parking lot. But it ended up in a Chick Fil? A line.

[Unknown]

From Chatham County, Georgia. He called 911 earlier this year after his wife called him at work saying someone was snooping around their house, banging on the doors and windows. It was someone they knew he initially called, but they did know that at the time. But they called the 911 dispatcher and the lady's like, okay, we will get someone over there. Yeah, I'll take the McGriddle. She's getting ordered her breakfast in the middle of the night.

[Brady]

It wasn't that big an emergency. She had it handled and she wanted.

[Unknown]

To McGriddle the breakfast ordering dispatcher's actions are under review.

[Brady]

Now if you're talking about it, she's fired.

[Unknown]

But with the unanswered calls, the history of abandoned calls, this person mixing work with a break, probably a bigger, you know, office issue going on.

[Brady]

I was very close to being a 911 operator when I was like 22. It was an ad, good money. All you had to do was sit in a room. I sat in a room with a bunch of people. I told you guys that I was sitting in that thing and they just said, okay, here's how it's going to work. Some of you are going to do it, some of you aren't. They just basically were looking for well spoken people who were patient. I was not qualified for it. And they were Going to give me the job. I had to be the smarter person. Basically say, this isn't this. I probably shouldn't be doing this.

[Unknown]

We have a friend that hurt his sister. Did it for, you know, so many years. You can only do it. It's taxing. Oh, mentally.

[Brady]

That one guy that wanted to kill himself that emailed us and said the things I hear and he got one call or I think something horrible happened while he was on the call and he took. He like, felt like he was partially to blame for why it didn't. I'm like, that's terrible. I wouldn't want that pressure.

[Dick Toledo]

Our cartel friends, one of their daughters was doing the 91 1.

[Brady]

They let a lot of people do it that shouldn't do it. Yeah, like just college kids.

[Unknown]

This 70 year old lady from St. Louis has been arrested, a 70 year old Brenda Deutsch on child abuse charges last weekend. They say she'd been abusing and mistreating a teenage girl was supposed to be caring for. They're still looking into it, but she may have agreed to give the girl to someone in Texas if they gave her a pet monkey in return. She traded the girl out. And this lady has fostered, they're saying over 200 other kids over the years.

[Dick Toledo]

How many has she sold?

[Unknown]

I don't know.

[Brady]

They have to look into that. And how many monkeys get three or four monkeys. There's three or four kids missing.

[Unknown]

She is, you know, she was trading. She happens not only fostering kids, she also owns some exotic pets. And the guy she's trade was trading with had exotic pets as well.

[Brady]

So they're down.

[Unknown]

There's a mug shot of seven trades.

[Dick Toledo]

Is in her first.

[Brady]

By the way, who's trading human babies for monkeys?

[Unknown]

Right.

[Brady]

If you've got a monkey that I'm taking only cash, I don't want a human child. And I'm not bartering Brady style. The last thing I want, I've got a cooler product that's like trading Kevin Durant straight up. You get draft picks for that. Like if it's human baby for monkey, you got to throw in something extra. Yeah, the monkey is the prize.

[Unknown]

That guy probably. I'm getting a smoking deal.

[Brady]

Yeah. I can make a human baby. That's easy. Pregnancy is the most overblown, overrated, over dramatic thing that keep trying ever been in the history of man. I know, ladies, I know. But you hear it from me. First pregnancy is easy. Everybody's done it.

[Brett Vesley]

There we go.

[Brady]

I know, Brad. It just gets on my. It gets on My nerves to watch Everybody him and ha over how hard pregnancy is when we have 8 billion people on the planet. Can't be that hard. Oh, Jesus. This lady showed me a picture of her. These. Whoa. She looks like Dr. Zayas. Yes. No wonder she's attracted to apes.

[Dick Toledo]

Sure, that's a female.

[Brady]

I don't know what that is, but she has Edgar Winters hair and tan. Mom's face.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Yeah. If you had a monkey and I had a human baby and you said, want to trade? I'd be like, I'm getting away with murder here. This is you. Here's the baby. Give me that monkey.

[Dick Toledo]

Iggy Pop's more attractive.

[Brady]

It looks like Iggy Pop's mom. You know you're ugly when somebody says Iggy Pop's mom. Looks like.

[Unknown]

The vice president of the Bikers against child abuse got arrested.

[Brady]

4.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

Trading kids for monkeys.

[Unknown]

Disseminating child pornography.

[Brady]

Oh, boy.

[Unknown]

Charged with promoting a sexual performance by a child. And possession. Possessing a sexual performance by a child.

[Dick Toledo]

Promoting.

[Brady]

Possessing a sexual performance.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Possessing a sexual performance by a child.

[Brady]

A video of.

[Unknown]

It's gotta be the video.

[Brady]

You can't just have a constant perpetual.

[Unknown]

That's how you have to word it in the charging.

[Brady]

Or it's just not printed. Well, seriously. I told you so, you know, even at this moment, your kid's 19, you'd trade him for a monkey.

[Dick Toledo]

For a monkey.

[Brady]

Yeah. That'd be awesome. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a couple cool monkeys we saw in time.

[Brady]

Nobody comes. Oh, and that. Yeah. Watching that white Lotus, that was the only good part of the show. I see the monkeys running around like that would be cool. I'd much rather have that than. Than your son in my house and you. Nobody. Ever.

[Dick Toledo]

He's about ready to move back, too. Yeah.

[Unknown]

There we go.

[Brady]

Nobody. Well, it's not too late. You need to call this guy Brady was talking about and trade out.

[Dick Toledo]

Give me that story.

[Brady]

Yeah, get Edgar Winter over to the place. And nobody's ever come over to someone's house and went, oh, you've got a kid. Cool. They come over and they say, you've got a monkey.

[Dick Toledo]

You've identified him for years. The frigid women love coming over. When you have kids, young kids, babies.

[Brady]

Especially frigid women don't come over to anyone's house. They're never invited. They have to be in the office. When somebody who has.

[Dick Toledo]

That's true.

[Brady]

You know, working ovaries and ovums and eggs and all that. And they bring their baby to work, then they Turn into primates and run down the hall. Human baby. Human baby. But if you've got a. If. If I went to Brett's house and there was a kid there, I'd be like, what's this kid doing here? He's wrecking everything. If I went to Brett's house and there was a monkey, like, Brett, unchain that thing. Let's let her loose. What does it do? What does it do? That's an interesting.

[Unknown]

But she. Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

Better chance.

[Unknown]

200, you know, 200 children fostering the whole time. It's like, you know, out of 200, there's gonna be one I can't fix. I'll take the monkey.

[Dick Toledo]

I think you're seeing it the wrong way. She had 200 clients that she was selling.

[Brady]

She's a little old now, but let's go back eight years. And Brady, you say to me, come over the house.

[Unknown]

Keep an eye on Kirby.

[Brady]

Like, all right. And Kirby and a monkey are there. Do you think Kirby's getting any attention at all? Yeah, it's not happening there. Kirby's just getting monkey food for me. Go grab some more monkey kibble. I think it's hungry. It keeps sucking on my nipples.

[Unknown]

Did anybody know that the border security expo was going off here downtown at the convention center?

[Dick Toledo]

We can. Can we go to it? Is it, I think, public.

[Brady]

I rode by, like, when I rode my bike down there. I went right by the convention through the weekend.

[Unknown]

It started on Tuesday.

[Brady]

They have all their placards and their lanyards on. And I didn't know what it. Brady told me this morning, it's all border security stuff. Coolest trucks you've ever seen in your life.

[Unknown]

Yeah. They not only talking about what they're doing, and we were talking about. What's his name? Tom Homan, the border czar.

[Dick Toledo]

Was Barbie here?

[Unknown]

I think he.

[Brady]

I think they all spoke because RFK was here. Shelly Boggs sat and had lunch with him.

[Unknown]

Oh, and Homan said he wants the immigrant exportation.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Go down like Amazon. I mean, we're exporting close enough.

[Dick Toledo]

Not exporting them.

[Brady]

Import exports. Some Mexicans come, some Mexicans go. Put a tariff on the. On the lazy ones.

[Unknown]

He basically wants to work it like Amazon Prime.

[Brady]

Right.

[Unknown]

In other words, wow.

[Brady]

They're going to deliver a Mexican really quick overnight shipping.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, man.

[Brady]

Gonna be a Mexican on your porch in a box.

[Unknown]

But here's the technology.

[Brady]

You don't even have to pay for the shipping.

[Brett Vesley]

That's great.

[Unknown]

Here's the border buggies that their company's Putting out right now. Things armed with multiple rifles.

[Brady]

Yeah, man, you're just. It's the coolest buggy ever. Yeah. You'll go out to your door and it's like, hey, we got a package.

[Unknown]

Let me out of here, sucker.

[Brady]

I think it's a Mexican. Tom Holman sent us one. Can we trade him for a monkey?

[Unknown]

Don't trade me for a monkey, sucker.

Craft, sucker. It's rolling out a new Mac and cheese flavor for the summer, huh? With a smoky sweet notes of barbecue.

[Brett Vesley]

Somebody's getting hard. Somebody is getting hard.

[Brady]

I think we need to put up this queen micro to Gallagher show. Brady's about to blow.

[Dick Toledo]

Is it tough for you to sit on that story for the first, what, 20 minutes?

[Unknown]

Yeah, I had to wait a little long for that.

[Brady]

All those other stories were foreplayed. Now I'm ready to unload on you.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no.

[Unknown]

Pray to give me five seconds and read it again. Sweet, sweet barbecue. What is it on Kraft Mac and cheese? Oh, this. On the heels of yesterday's Cinnabon sandwiches with ice cream middles.

You put that with some pulled pork, Ralphie.

Oh, my God. Ralphie and Brady are gonna ball up. We're gonna twine up like a couple centipedes and just have food sex with each other. It's gonna look like we were eating ass all night. But that's just chocolate.

[Brady]

I don't care.

[Unknown]

Don't judge me.

Tum tums.

Tum tums. That's right, Freddie. Hot garbage. You and I are sitting there all balled up. Me inside of you, you inside of me. Food going in every hole. I'm gonna teach Brady's ass to chew.

[Dick Toledo]

I could do it like one of Brett's videos.

[Unknown]

My mouth is full, but I got other holes that can eat. It all goes to the tummy eventually. Get in my belly. Oh, Mac and cheese with barbecue dust. Oh, I gotta go. I gotta go.

I've got one radio video. It happened in Philadelphia at a funeral. I don't know if you saw this or not, but this family in North Philadelphia was bearing a relative. And the pallbearers fell into the.

[Brady]

They went the hole.

[Unknown]

The platform of the. Around the hole.

[Brady]

Bearers carry it all the way to the hole.

[Unknown]

Now, on this one, that they used.

[Brady]

To put it up on like a gurney.

[Unknown]

And then this one they did.

[Brady]

Philly idiots.

[Unknown]

The son of the deceased was one.

[Dick Toledo]

He was under the coffin. I heard.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

They have video of this?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Holy smokes. Here we go. Okay. Somewhere on there. There it is right there. No, that's just a picture.

[Unknown]

That's just a picture.

[Brady]

Oh, this is not gonna be good. Terribly wrong. A grieving family is speaking out today.

[Unknown]

After Paul bears lg and it was all captured on video.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[Unknown]

Short steps the pallbearers carried Benjamin Avilas to his final resting spot. As they began to lay down the ca it the platform above the burial site collapses, sending the men plunging into the burial hole.

It was just a horrible incident that happened in a bad moment.

Avila's stepdaughter, Maribel Rodriguez says the man who fell into the hole all suffered injuries, mostly to their legs, hands and back. Avilas's son suffered the worst of it.

The casket laid on top of him and he was out like a light. His. His face was in the mud.

She and her family blame Green Mount Cemetery and the Rodriguez funeral home for what she calls subpar conditions for a burial. Maribel Rodriguez says no relation to the funeral home.

The whole thing was trembling. It was like that was the dead guy.

They're like, we've had a hundred funerals. No problem. I had no idea this payload would be.

[Brady]

You guys come in here like you're cutting water weight all over. It's your fault you fell in the hill. John Holmberg's morning sickness the 98.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

Guys and all your Philly cheesesteaks. You're. You're too fat to carry your dead friend.

[Dick Toledo]

I love the news and tragedy. That's the fourth time they replayed.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, the news is like, is this a catastrophe or what?

[Unknown]

Here's a different angle.

[Brady]

Let's take another look. How many people were filming that guy going into the earth? I've never seen anybody film a funeral before.

[Dick Toledo]

We say, what are you.

[Brady]

You. Where are you showing this? This is him going in. You guys, roll. Roll the film. I want to watch this later. The Eagles are on. I'm keeping my eye on the Phillies. They're playing the Braves.

[Unknown]

Maybe it's for your storage, you know, and it gives you a memory from four years ago.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God. So you remember when he died?

[Unknown]

Yeah, that's the ones that you. Oh, I did take a picture of that.

[Brady]

Hey, you guys remember when Avila. Let's throw that up. Throw that on the screen there. Pastor Whiz. This is great stuff. Watch Avala. His whole family goes in. Sun's underneath that casket.

[Dick Toledo]

You got a wit.

[Brady]

You get the wit. Come on. Hey, Pastor, Water.

[Unknown]

That's a bit, you know, you think about it. The platform dug a big hole.

[Brady]

I've never seen anybody walk over the hole. Look, my friend.

[Unknown]

You know, the opening wide enough, maybe a foot on each side for the width of the casket. The drop it down.

[Brady]

They had the last one I was at. They had like refrigerator straps and they had like. Yeah, it was on a crane.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And they had the thing above it. And then the guys. Paul bearer it out of the car over to the gurney, that then hooked up to this crane that hovered above the hole. And then they dipped him down in there.

[Unknown]

The last one I saw, people weren't doing. People didn't pay for the casket. They just rolled the body.

[Brady]

Reusable.

[Unknown]

Here, you can borrow the casket.

[Brady]

I've always thought that they should have rent to own or what the bottom should be a trap do. Oh, and then they just put the casket over the top and then shroud it.

[Dick Toledo]

And then you never see it.

[Brady]

You would see the body fall into the hole, and then they pull it back out. And then later, guys bury it.

[Dick Toledo]

I like that.

[Brady]

That's a better way. I don't know why we have to be in a box. Wow. I would Have. I would pay money to be at that. Scoot over.

[Unknown]

Did I break the seal?

[Brady]

You're getting a bad angle. I'm gonna want to watch this over and over and over and over again.

[Unknown]

Yeah, but his son was in the mud.

[Brady]

Billy Pride. Grease those pearls. Go E.

[Unknown]

That would have been funny if it was an eagle casket.

[Brady]

I have never. Oh, I've been to four funerals in my life.

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Brady]

I've never once watched anybody film that part.

[Dick Toledo]

You've been to four?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

I didn't look around. I mean the ones the last time.

[Brady]

Of course. You've been doing.

[Brett Vesley]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Unknown]

I didn't look around to see if anyone was filming. There's enough people there that could have. I guess.

[Brady]

Who films this?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brady]

That's a no camera zone.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a no need for cameras.

[Brady]

Yeah, there's nothing's gonna happen. Well, you know what I say? Nothing's gonna happen. And then six fat Philadelphians fell in a hole with a dead guy.

[Unknown]

Someone couldn't be there. Or they're. They're shopping. Like, I like the way they do it here.

[Brady]

I'm not gonna make it over there, but I'm taking a boat. I'm taking a boat out in the water. So fill up. Avila's going in the dirt. I want to see it.

[Dick Toledo]

FaceTime me, will you?

[Brady]

Yeah. Throw it up there. Live well, you can make it. No, I'm gonna go over to the Piggly. I gotta go to Hy Vee and grab some water.

[Unknown]

That lumber snapping the fat guys.

[Brady]

It's not the funeral home's fault that the lumber didn't keep. That's great stuff. I hate to laugh at that, but I mean, if your final resting place.

[Unknown]

Started off hilarious, you'll never forget that funeral.

[Brady]

No, that's one that you're like, he died doing what he loved, and then maybe he felt. Wouldn't it be awful if, like, he died falling down and it was just a constant stream of him tumbling?

[Unknown]

What if it was arranged? He's like, one last laugh.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

That'd be some. Brady would do.

[Brady]

Yeah. Watch. They're gonna die.

[Unknown]

I killed at my own.

Feels are funny.

Nailed it.

[Brady]

No, Brady would do like a fart noise inside the box as they're walking inside the casket. God damn it. Brady put a fart machine in there.

[Unknown]

Catch it one last time.

[Brady]

Little dead bodies giggling. There you go, Slapjacks.

[Unknown]

Open the gate. It stinks in here.

[Brady]

So dumb. And all the Paul bears. He's so dumb.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, I want to be A pall bearer now.

[Unknown]

So dumb.

[Brady]

All right, what do you got, Brett? All right.

[Brett Vesley]

Start this one over again. Let's. What the hell? Let's start with a little breakfast.

[Brady]

Oh, God.

[Unknown]

Breakfast.

[Brady]

That lady has a speculative b hole. Her legs are spread. It's time for breakfast. She's.

[Unknown]

She's upside down. That's a serving spoon.

[Brady]

He's putting a serving spoon in her butthole, which has been pried open by one of those things. And he's pulling out like Captain Crunch. And he's feeding her the cereal down on the ground, and she's eating it right over her own butt.

[Unknown]

She's pretty.

[Brady]

She's gorgeous. The milk is leaving me confused. All down my back.

[Unknown]

Oh, that's with Crunch Berries too.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's.

[Unknown]

That's the good stuff.

[Brady]

Oops. It's oops. Raspberries. No, this is that. Yeah. Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

Is this that Scottsdale Airbnb?

[Brady]

She's somewhat beautiful. Are they listening to KUPD there? That sounded a little bit like they might have been listening to us. Wouldn't that be ironic?

[Dick Toledo]

Sounded like gnr.

[Brady]

It's Brady's, right? It's Crunch Berries.

[Dick Toledo]

Of course he's right.

[Brady]

I like cereal, but of all the.

[Unknown]

Cereals to try out of them.

[Brady]

I don't like Crunch Berries. I'd rather. Wait a minute. Hold on.

[Unknown]

What would be your preferred? That would be it.

[Brady]

If you were going to eat cereal out of a hot girl's bottom.

[Unknown]

For sure.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, what would be the lowest on the list?

[Unknown]

Let's flesh this out.

[Brady]

Kashi.

[Brett Vesley]

Grape Nuts.

[Brady]

Doesn'T want healthy food coming out of it.

[Unknown]

Eat Grape Nuts. Growing up.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, did you.

[Brady]

Do you realize that I didn't like. If I'd have gone back in time if I had a time machine and went back to 12 year old Brady and said on April 10, 2025, you will discuss preferred cereals out of an anus and you will be the one who brings it up.

[Unknown]

No talking.

[Brady]

You will do this at 8:27 in the morning. I would never do that. Not only will you talk about it, it will be broadcast over the airwaves.

[Brett Vesley]

It has been so.

[Brady]

It has been said. Fruity Pebbles trust future boy. It's Crunch Berry, by the way.

[Unknown]

Well, I mean that I'm eating that out of an ass. I'd eat the Crunch Berries out of her ass.

[Brady]

That's Brady's new T shirt, by the way. Here's the. Here's something somebody invented on email. And we have to do this. It's called Just Tuned in Theater. Where the words we say.

[Brett Vesley]

Right.

[Brady]

As you turn the radio on. I'm hoping that there's a nun and her mother and they're going to the doctor. And their son left it on KUPD last night. And they start the car and they hear. The first thing they heard to start their day is I need to crunch.

[Unknown]

Berries out of her ass. What are you listening to? Is that legal?

[Brady]

I would like that. I would. Fruity Pebbles would be sidewalk eggs. Yes.

[Unknown]

Sidewalk eggs.

[Brady]

I would. Fruity Pebbles would be a strong. That would be tough to.

[Dick Toledo]

But you gotta eat those quick though.

[Brady]

You know what I really like? This would be interesting. Is it. What's the Golden Grahams? Is that the one with the cinnamon dust?

[Unknown]

Yeah. Well.

[Brett Vesley]

Or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Brady]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is too much.

[Unknown]

But Golden Grahams.

[Brady]

Golden Grahams is like the perfect symbiosis of graham and cinnamon and. But it turns the milk into the most. Like. Put a straw in there and get the milk out.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I would eat that out of an ass.

[Brett Vesley]

What about Cocoa Puffs?

[Unknown]

Crunchberry.

[Brady]

I don't like. Oh.

[Brett Vesley]

Turns into chocolate milk.

[Brady]

You wouldn't know what you're doing there.

[Unknown]

That's. What a bunch of people.

[Brady]

There you go.

[Brett Vesley]

Covering it up.

[Brady]

I don't think I like that at all. Not even a little bit. But yeah. So there are cereals you would eat out of an ass. But not Kashi.

[Unknown]

Gotta keep it healthier.

[Brett Vesley]

Or Grape Nuts.

[Unknown]

First off.

Special. Special K with strawberries.

Not eating some vegan's ass. That's not happening.

[Brady]

I want Brady to eat out of people's butts. We place these foods. So we gotta starve you for like a week. And then all the food you can have is only in butts served in speculums. Ah. Anyway. All right. Brett. Go ahead.

[Brett Vesley]

The other way would be Lucky Charms too. So.

[Brady]

Oh. Live. Man. That would be. I don't think the. I don't think the butt would wreck that. You know?

[Brett Vesley]

When we talk about the hot chicks at bus stops. This is what you get after that.

[Unknown]

Sick of this. It's time me to put all this out here. Y' all hold.

[Brady]

Man.

[Unknown]

I just want y' all know one thing about that little Jessica Gill. This. This What? This What? The whole Elon.

[Brady]

What's going on? Is that his pee pee? What's he got going on there? What is that?

[Unknown]

That's that. What she like.

[Brady]

Man?

[Unknown]

Faithfully.

[Brady]

Man. What am I looking at? I think those are warts all over his penis.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Me.

[Brady]

Bro.

[Unknown]

We're gonna explode with these holes out here.

[Brady]

Man.

[Unknown]

We Finish these.

[Brady]

He's blaming the woman for that? Yeah. Yeah. No, his penis was. It looked like it was a little ashy.

[Dick Toledo]

It was ashy and it was. Had a bunch of carbuncles on it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Is that what those are called?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know, but that's what they look like.

[Brady]

I don't know. What a car and.

[Brett Vesley]

John, you're a sneaker.

[Unknown]

A log after a campfire.

[Brady]

The next. Whoa, John, you're a sneaker head.

[Dick Toledo]

What is wrong with that?

[Brady]

Oh, they have a lot of lubricant in the. Man. That's a bottom. Is that a baseball cleat or is that a soft bottom?

[Unknown]

That's. What do they call them? A kit? Soccer kit.

[Brady]

Oh, it's a soccer. Well, soccer kit's the jersey. This is a. This is a shoe.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not a bike.

[Brady]

It's a soccer shoe. All the way in. No. And it's puma, if I'm not mistaken. And it is all the way in. The only thing, it's got a string out. And he's shaved his bottom recently. And he's got razor burn on his butt.

[Unknown]

Butt.

[Brady]

And here comes the shoe. Yeah, that's a soccer shoe.

[Dick Toledo]

I think you're being generous to his butt.

[Unknown]

I think.

[Brady]

You don't think that's Razorburn. Is there a second shoe? Did he put both. He put a pair of shoes in his house. There's another just tuned in theater.

[Dick Toledo]

Put a pair of shoes in his ass.

[Brady]

It is.

[Unknown]

He did.

[Brady]

They're both in there.

[Brett Vesley]

There's a pair. Two size 12s.

[Brady]

World has got to be coming to an end.

[Brett Vesley]

We'll end there. I don't think we can top that one today.

[Brady]

That was.

[Brett Vesley]

That was for Brady because Bailey was a little pissed off. You said the videos were getting a little soft lately.

[Brady]

Well, that. I don't know what that was. Tom said or. Yeah, he said. When I tuned in this morning, the radio came on, and the first thing I heard was I jerked off to Boxing Helena. Yeah. I wonder. Tune in. Tell us what the first words you hear when you start it.

[Unknown]

When the alarm goes off.

[Brady]

Yeah, when the alarm goes off and you hear, I'd eat the crunch berries.

[Unknown]

Out of her ass.

Get in the car, man.

[Brady]

The old captain down in there. Hey, Brady.

[Unknown]

Hey, Capping.

[Brady]

Anyway, someone else pointed out that this sun season was their dedication to Al McCoy, too. I forgot about that. This one's for Al.

[Brett Vesley]

They played dead.

[Brady]

Yeah. That was more lively this year than. And you know what Al says to you about your dedication season? Hey, you stupid sons.

[Unknown]

Put it in a deep free.

[Brady]

Yeah, put me in the deep freeze. That would be great if that was Al McCoy's casket going in. Like I hope something stupid like that happens to mine. Like those Iranian things when they run through the crowds of people and they spill them over and over and over and they keep putting them back in. Those are some exciting funerals. Well, there you go, everybody. That is your Brady report. It's 98.

[Unknown]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brett Vesley]

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[Dick Toledo]

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