04-10-25 - One Arm Man w/Hot Girl At Suns Game Has Us Wondering About Preconceptions And What Men Will Accept w/Hotness Then Asking Brady Why He Broke Up w/One Arm Girl He Dated

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (April 10, 2025)

Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: April 10, 2025
Podcast: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Introduction to the Episode

In this engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, along with regular contributors Brady Bogen and Brett Vesely, delve into the intriguing phenomenon of a "one-armed man" who consistently attends Phoenix Suns games accompanied by an exceptionally attractive girlfriend. This discussion sparks a broader conversation about societal preconceptions, biases, and what men are willing to accept in relationships, regardless of physical differences.

The "One-Armed Man" at Suns Games

The episode centers around an intriguing observation shared by Brady Bogen: the recurring presence of a one-armed man at Suns games, always with a stunning girlfriend. This pattern prompts questions about societal assumptions regarding relationships involving individuals with disabilities.

Brady Bogen [02:10]: "It's kind of bigoted to assume the one-armed man couldn't pull off the beautiful lady. How charming or rich do you have to be to be missing a limb and, you know, get multiple incredibly hot girls?"

Challenging Societal Preconceptions

The hosts explore the stereotypes and biases that may influence perceptions of relationships involving amputees. They discuss how assumptions often overshadow the genuine qualities that individuals bring to their relationships.

Brett Vesely [03:49]: "He must have a big. Otherwise, he's not scoring that either way."

Brady Bogen [04:33]: "Why can't he just be a one-armed man and people look at you and say, hey, great job on getting the girl. We always assume something's weird about you."

This segment underscores the societal tendency to attribute success in relationships to superficial factors like wealth or physical attributes, rather than personal qualities like charm or kindness.

Personal Experiences and Reflections

Brady shares a personal anecdote about his own breakup with a one-armed woman, revealing underlying biases he hadn't previously acknowledged. This candid moment highlights the internal conflicts and societal pressures that can influence personal relationships.

Brady Bogen [19:58]: "I dated her once. She had a baby hand sticking out of her shoulder."

Brett Vesely [25:35]: "We'Re bringing our friend out for a happy hour for dinner... You should meet my friend."

The conversation takes a reflective turn as Brady confronts his own prejudices, questioning why he found it difficult to maintain a relationship with someone who has a physical difference.

Broader Implications and Societal Observations

The discussion broadens to examine how society views and interacts with individuals who have physical differences. The hosts question why attractive individuals often seem to be paired with others who might not fit conventional attractiveness standards, suggesting that underlying factors like financial status or personality play a more significant role than society acknowledges.

Brady Bogen [17:56]: "Why can't one arm man have a good looking lady? He's sitting on the...It's like row seven. Oh, you're gorgeous."

John Holmberg [21:57]: "We're just saying something's wrong with you. What's making up for it?"

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts extend an apology to amputees, acknowledging the inadvertent perpetuation of stereotypes and expressing a desire for a more inclusive and understanding society. They emphasize the importance of recognizing individuals for their true qualities rather than making assumptions based on physical differences.

Brady Bogen [32:05]: "...tip of the cap to one armed man. ...Why can't he just be a charming, fun, good dude?"

The episode concludes with a call for greater empathy and the dismantling of preconceived notions that hinder genuine connections between people, regardless of physical differences.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady Bogen [02:10]: "It's kind of bigoted to assume the one-armed man couldn't pull off the beautiful lady."

• Brett Vesely [03:49]: "He must have a big. Otherwise, he's not scoring that either way."

• Brady Bogen [04:33]: "Why can't he just be a one-armed man and people look at you and say, hey, great job on getting the girl."

• Brady Bogen [19:58]: "I dated her once. She had a baby hand sticking out of her shoulder."

• Brady Bogen [17:56]: "Why can't one arm man have a good looking lady?"

• Brady Bogen [32:05]: "Tip of the cap to one armed man... Why can't he just be a charming, fun, good dude?"

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Key Takeaways

• Challenging Stereotypes: The episode encourages listeners to question and overcome societal biases related to physical disabilities and relationships.

• Self-Reflection: Hosts share personal experiences that reveal underlying prejudices, promoting self-awareness and personal growth.

• Empathy and Understanding: Emphasis on recognizing and valuing individuals for their intrinsic qualities rather than superficial attributes.

• Inclusivity: A call for a more inclusive society where people with physical differences are perceived and treated equally.

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to foster meaningful conversations that entertain while addressing pertinent social issues, encouraging listeners to reflect and engage with the world around them.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday. It's John here. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett. It's big Dick Toledo. It's the morning sickness. 5:47. We made Brett go get soda pops before so we were a little late. We had to kill an extra minute trying to figure out how to get the time right. If Brett's not here right on time.

[John Holmberg]

We might have been on by nine if we'd have seen Thriller.

[Brady]

Oh, Thriller. Yeah. We can't. We can. We learned our lesson in sending Thriller to any of that stuff. It can't happen ever again. Can never happen again. I got a right off the bat I got an email. I was dying laughing. Cause it's what we were talk. What a. What a wonderful. What a wonderful product. That is just a great time going to those Suns games. I want. You got to take fun people. I went with the disgraced Dr. Jordan last last night. He was a former. He's a. He's the only doctor in the history of doctoring that got out of it because it just wasn't paying enough, he could, you know, he had to go do something else. Disgrace Dr. Jordan's fun. So we went to the game, but I got an email from a guy right away that says, hey, Holmberg, did you see. What the hell is this? Not working for. Says, did you see at the Suns game last night, the one armed man and his outrageously hot girlfriend? Dude made me want to chop my arm off. My girlfriends have never been as hot as hers. I've seen one armed man at Suns games before, and he is always, always with an absolutely stunning woman. He's legendary. The one armed man at the Suns games, he used to sit closer to my seats about 12, 15 rows up last night. And recently when I've seen the one Armand, he's been down closer to the floor. So I don't know what he does for a living. I don't know who he is. He said hi to me before. The one armed man is a legend at Suns games. And he had another. I don't know if it's the same girl as last time, just stunning. And you don't, you know, it's kind of bigoted. It's kind of bigoted to assume the one armed man couldn't pull off the beautiful lady, but how charming or rich do you have to be to be missing a limb and, you know, get multiple incredibly hot girls? I've gotten pictures of the one armed man from another friend of mine who goes to Suns games, seen him about town, saw him at the Phoenix Open, some at other things, and he's. Everybody marvels. Is it, is it sort of bigoted for us to say, oh, he's got one arm. How's he.

[Brett]

He's loaded.

[Brady]

Okay, see, there's the problem. Yeah. That's the thing. Everybody assumed, why can't he just have a winning personality? Why can't he just be the greatest guy on the planet? One armed man gets. Nobody's ever text me and said, have you seen the guy with, you know, blonde hair with the hot girl? No. You anticipate or assume that a guy with all four limbs can get a girl like three. Three limbs. Three out of four. You're 75% in the limb department and you got a hot girl with you, Everybody assumes something's weird about you.

[Brett]

Yeah, but if he's Italian, he can't fully express himself.

[Brady]

He's down one arm, he tells half the story, he'll knock you around. He's a big dude, too.

[John Holmberg]

Or he's hung like an elephant that will see.

[Brady]

And that's the Thing I'm thinking is like maybe Brady's God took his arm, but gave him a huge, huge hug.

[Brett]

Replaced it.

[Brady]

You can't just be a one armed man and people look at you and say, hey, great job on getting the girl. We always assume. And that's more of a, I guess an affront to women that we assume that any of the good ones would never give a chance to a guy who's like, who's flawed. You know, quoting Fingers like, we. That's a. That's more of a disparaging statement towards women saying, well, I can't believe she would be with him. What's he got? Like the assumption is he can't possibly win over a beautiful woman. Yeah.

[Brett]

There's something. There has to be something that makes up for the.

[Brady]

Exactly. Because otherwise why.

[Brett]

That's.

[Brady]

But why.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's got Babar's crank. I'm telling that.

[Brady]

But there's the. That is. That is a. That is a sad statement of how women see us.

[Brett]

But you said this is.

[John Holmberg]

They're women.

[Brady]

Of course. And there's Brett's. Brett's not wrong. Is to try to tap dance around the fact that's broad. But the assumption is that. And plus he's, you know, and it's multiple. Right.

[Brett]

I mean, this isn't the same. This was a different girl.

[Brady]

I. I don't remember the same one I saw him with last.

[Brett]

Because there is the case of.

[Brady]

She's a black girl. So she, she.

[Brett]

There you go. He had both arms.

[Brady]

She's used to it. Having one arm.

[John Holmberg]

No, she's used to the big, big cranks.

[Brady]

Oh yeah. I used to see that avenue happening at all. So. Yeah. So he must have a big. Otherwise he's not scoring that either way. One AR man.

[John Holmberg]

Or he's very charming.

[Brady]

He. Well, that's the thing I tip the cap to if a beautiful, abolutely if a good look.

[Brett]

Now when you say the one arm.

[Brady]

Is it all the way to the shoulder?

[Brett]

Just doing the sleeve thing. Empty sleeve.

[Brady]

Sleeve. No, with a hook. No, no, no, no. No prosthetics. Nothing. One arm. Man. And he's. And I've talked to him a couple times. He's super nice guy, but man, oh man, I tell you what, it's. It's. It's more just a. A spotlight on society and the way we see things that we assume he's got a big one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Or he's rich. Which he could have all of these.

[John Holmberg]

Going to be all the above. Yeah.

[Brady]

But we just can't say, you know what you don't ever see in the upper deck? A one armed man with a model. You know, you know what you never see in the upper deck? A model. You never see the hot girls with the upper deck guys. If you're in the upper deck, you're not hot. You're either young and. And just learning, oh, I don't need to be up here or you're not that good looking. And that's, you know, that's a sad state of affairs for the way society works is that you have to like hot girls. Don't sit in the upper deck with one armed guys. But down low. Suddenly he'll win you over. He seems like first of all, I.

[Brett]

Don'T know if that's. I don't know if you'd see the one armed guy. A one armed guy in the upper deck.

[Brady]

No. Well, you would.

[Brett]

You're going to get the premium seats.

[Brady]

Well, you know what? You're probably right. I'm not going to see a one armed guy in the upper deck because that would mean I'd have to go up to the upper deck. I'm not going up there. That's just happened. I might see a guy with one arm going to the second level but I'm not going to be part of that. That's the riffraff.

[John Holmberg]

Not going to Maryville seats up there.

[Brady]

I'd rather go to Maryvale. I'd rather watch the game in a Maryvale bar than set up there.

[Brett]

The last time I was up there in the upper deck, I admit I was.

[Brady]

Wow. To lose a bet.

[Brett]

I did not notice any one arm people but it was a total of about five minutes.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Took Kirby to the. This was the Super Bowl Paramore. She wanted to go.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And we get the station tickets from.

[Brady]

They were up high down the hall.

[Brett]

Upper deck, maybe four rows from the back.

[Brady]

You had to get out of there. And I see Kirby Brady started making phone calls. I got down low, got down close. Yeah. I. Yeah. And the other thing. Doug Hopkins was there last night and he brought a friend of his with one leg. And that's what you would expect a one legged man to be dating. Doug Hopkins. That's like. That made sense. He's in town just to grab a new prosthetic. He used to live here. Hip or full down? He. He shot his leg off in a coyote hunting accident. One of the cool. I mean that right there, that just makes you the coolest guy in a room. How'd you lose your leg? Coyote hunting accident blew My own leg off. My. God damn it. And go on. Nobody ever tells you to stop that story.

[John Holmberg]

Gonna put these guys in the play for the suns last night.

[Brady]

Oh, I would have much rather watch one armed man and Doug's coyote hunting accident go out there and. And put a couple minutes on the floor. It was just a joke.

[Brett]

Hey, Wiley.

[Brady]

Yeah. Why in the world, like, you would never be in a room with somebody goes, what happened to your leg? Shot it off in a coyote accident. Okay, that's all I need. You have to. And then the story gets weirder. He got transported three different hospitals. One of them, the. The plane he had to get into because it was off in a rugged area. They had to turn him sideways with his meat leg just dangling there and stuff him in the. Sideways in a plane because he didn't fit otherwise. The only plane they had. His story was, like, just awesome. Like, how long ago was this? 21 years ago. Like, man, oh, man. Go on. Like, just. You lose a leg like that in that.

[Brett]

It was a cold day.

[Brady]

You're automatically cool walking around. He's in shorts and he's got his. It's a cold, rainy night. Mesa. We was out hunting coyotes.

[John Holmberg]

What, you found Bill Osborne?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. We went to the Acapulco Bay Club. Then she walked in. She had legs for miles. Getaway sticks that could make a man cry. Like, what. What are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

She had two of them, too.

[Brady]

She had both legs, which is a huge turn on for me. He's 100 more than mine. It's pretty cool. Not to lose a leg. That's pretty awful. But to have that story, if you're gonna lose a leg, that's the way to do it. And I even told him. I'm like. Because I started. I asked him, like, how'd you lose it? And he kind of hemmed it. I'm like, just lie to me. Tell me a. Tell me an idiot story. And he goes, no, I'll tell you the real one. And it was man. I tell you, they start calling the one armed man Amphipete Davidson. I think that's probably it. One armed man is. He's awes. This one says, let me add racism to this. If it was a black chick, do you think it was an escort service? Come on. No.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. Have some class.

[Brady]

I didn't know exactly. Leave that to Brett. For crying out loud.

[Brett]

Everything's checking out. Rich. Check. Big crank. Check.

[Brady]

Yeah, I mean, second row. Second row on the floor. I think it just makes people mad. Morning sickness. The 98 KUPD spring is in full.

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[Brady]

Holmberg's morning sickness. I think you look at the girl you're with and last night I was with Dr. Jordan Tennant. So I looked at him and I'm like, this stinks. I got both my arms and I gotta bring you to the game.

[John Holmberg]

You should order it out like he.

[Brady]

Yeah. Or well, now you've made the assumption that that's true. That is an alleged story. Possibly not true. But she was outrageous. One arm, one legged man was like, did you see one armed man's girl? And I'm like, I knew you guys would connect. I knew you'd hook up finally. And there was an even number of limbs in the room because one balanced the other out.

[Brett]

Is there a nod on that?

[Brady]

I wonder if there's like a jeep wave between.

[Brett]

There would have to be.

[Brady]

I would think like the way motorcycles do and jeeps do. Nice leg, nice arm.

[John Holmberg]

We had one arm guy with his hot chick and then you got one.

[Brady]

Leg guy with Hopkins. Yeah, man, Hopkins. I get it. Hop. He. Yeah. And I don't know if one arm man lost his arm in a coyote hunting accident. I didn't even know.

[John Holmberg]

I hope so.

[Brady]

I'll be honest with you. Last night I learned that there's coyote hunting. I didn't know that you actually. I thought you just sat on your porch and shot him like he was.

[Brett]

Out 20 minutes into anywhere in the.

[Brady]

Desert intentionally out to kill coyotes because. And I know in like Texas and stuff, that's a thing because they tear things apart, your chickens and all that. But I thought it was just on your property. You could kill a coyote. I didn't know you went out and hunted them.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think your dad and Yellow go out there?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. They'll keep them away.

[Brady]

Hi. Yelling. My dad shot. He can't do it. My dad's told me that. He goes, I could never shoot a coyote unless it was doing something. It's like shooting a dog. I'm like, I'm with you. I've had him in my front yard and I try to scare him away. I've had him in my backyard. I just.

[Brett]

We just had to go through the parking lot.

[Brady]

Yeah, I could. Well, I. You know, they're over on the sidewalk. When we walk in the building. Sometimes they're milling around over. I've seen them back when it's colder. Normally they're not, but. Yeah, I couldn't do it, but coyote hunting accident. You lose an arm doing that, that's kind of cool. So one armed man, the fugitive. I think it's pretty great we're looking for a one armed man. I guess I just missed my dad. It was a. It's remarkable because everybody saw it.

[Brett]

Now we can change it up in another year. Say dire wolf hunting.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. Well, no, there's not good. Those. We're not gonna have bullets big enough for what we're inventing. Don't worry about it. AI is gonna wipe us all out. We'll have dire wolves and dinosaurs and woolly mammoths all back again. Somebody said, emailed me because I'm not afraid of the woolly mammoth. I just found out it's the same size as a regular elephant. That scares me. I wouldn't. I don't want to see that walking up and down 52nd street.

[Brett]

Of when they go wild.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't like in India. Yeah. I don't elephant sized anything that we just came up with. Risky. So I'm just tipping my cap one arm, man. And I feel bad and I want to apologize to all amputees with hot girls. I've been to a Ted Nugent show. I didn't see any hot girls with all the amputees. And that's the most amputees I've ever seen. Gas.

[Brett]

For sure.

[Brady]

It was like a convention.

[Brett]

It was impressive.

[Brady]

Of pinned up sleeves. Like I have never seen more dudes missing an arm than I had at the Ted Nugent show. And I didn't see one girl there like with her with a sleeve wrapped around her shoulder or like. Like the guy has. Where his arm would be. Not at all. And one arm man sat girl to dead arm. So he's in the closer. No. Yeah, I guess. But like there's nothing. There's no touching. He has to go. He has to reach around his whole body.

[Brett]

That's true.

[Brady]

He has to like live side, dead side. He has to go.

[Brett]

That means escort.

[Brady]

You think?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You guys are both racist.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not. I said he had a big crank.

[Brady]

Well, that is true. But you did say he hired it out after that.

[John Holmberg]

No, that was.

[Brett]

I just brought it up.

[John Holmberg]

I did not that other dude.

[Brady]

I got some class over here.

[John Holmberg]

What are you talking about?

[Brady]

I guess. Said John, maybe he won a court settlement for losing his limb in an accident and now he's rich. Why can't he just have earned it? Why can't a one armed man just have earned. No, it's. Why do we.

[John Holmberg]

It's a boring story.

[Brett]

Got a hundred million from Ash. Blood.

[Brady]

Yeah. He got his arm stuck in that trees thing. Ah. What? Our man.

[John Holmberg]

We've probably got a video of him somewhere in our videos.

[Brady]

Yo. We've probably seen the incident. I just can't. I guess it's me. I started thinking about it last night. I'm like, why can't I just let this guy have a normal existence? Like there's always something.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And I'm not alone. All my emails. He's. She's. She's a prostitute. Like why can't one arm man have a girlfriend without us wondering? But we all do. Unless she's ugly. Like we will allow one armed man to have an ugly girl because he's only got one arm. But he's got beautiful women. And we assume that that means what Brett says. Escort.

[Brett]

Or maybe, maybe it's a little envy.

[Brady]

That could complete jealousy. It's ugly, it's gross. And we're all guilty of it. But because that's what I said, you know, to the one legged man when he said, did you see the one arm? Even one legged man was like, man, that girl he was with and I'm like, yeah, that's one armed man. He must be paying for that. Like, no. Why. Why can't one arm man just have a good looking lady? He's sitting on the. We don't even treat like fat, weird people that way. A fat dude with all his limbs with a girl. We just start money. Oh, well, yeah, first thing's money.

[John Holmberg]

That's what it is.

[Brady]

Unattractive dudes with hot chicks. It's immediate money. It can't be personal. We just don't give the benefit of the doubt at all. And really what it is, is just a shot at women is that they don't really care about anything outside of the cash. That's why you see, looks aren't everything. Look. You don't see a lot of ugly people.

[John Holmberg]

Spoken like a true Gilbert.

[Brady]

Exactly. That's what an ugly dude would say. The. You don't see hardly any ugly women in the first three rows of any NBA game at all. But there are tons of ugly guys. And you know, I'm not. I'm not blowing the COVID off of anything we already knew. But take an arm off, they don't care. The money trumps it. If you get. If you get them in the leather seats at a son's arena, you can be missing limbs and doesn't matter. And us four, you know, limbed guys haven't learned that lesson yet. You got to go get the cash. If you don't have any, you're gonna end up with Doug Hopkins next to you. Doug's got money. He's good. He's good. The fact he has a lady that talks to him is shocking.

[John Holmberg]

And a guy with him could run both sets of fingers through his hair too.

[Brady]

He needs a one armand, so it doesn't. So get too many fingers in that hair of his.

[Brett]

I mean, I was, you know, years ago, set up one time.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Brett]

And there was an opportunity and I.

[Brady]

Just couldn't do it because she had half an arm.

[Brett]

It was.

[Brady]

She was rich too.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

Loaded. What?

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Brett]

It was a. It was a baby.

[Brady]

She had a baby hand sticking out of her shoulder. Brady dated her once.

[Brett]

And no, it's just like a get together that's a date for you.

[Brady]

Brady. It's okay. You could have date. It's all right that you dated her.

[John Holmberg]

How'd she look though? Other than that?

[Brett]

She's pretty.

[Brady]

Except for you could not have her as your girl. Maybe it's better. Maybe women are better because they can look past it. All that money, though. Because she was from, like, a really wealthy family.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you said no.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because you couldn't rally up for baby arm.

[Brett]

She couldn't hug.

[John Holmberg]

One arm scan.

[Brady]

One arm man can hug.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Brett's right. That's a terrible excuse. She could hug. No, you don't just assume the other one is in your purse.

[Brett]

No, I just couldn't. I couldn't do it.

[Brady]

You were. I. I bigot. Yeah.

[Brett]

You know. You know, at the time I was thinking, I don't think it's because of that.

[Brady]

I do.

[Brett]

But when you.

[Brady]

It was only because of that. Yep. That was the biggest reason that made you look for other things to go. Yeah, this is not going to work. For sure. If she had both arms, you look. If she had both arms and looked better physically, you could have said, ah, she chews with her mouth open. But I can deal with that. But choose with her mouth open and has a baby arm. I mean, come on. You can't. She's disgusting.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, how rich is she? She flying southwest or she flying private charter?

[Brady]

She has her own play.

[Brett]

You're right.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa. What are you doing?

[Brady]

Yeah, she has her own plane company. She's. She's. This woman is rich.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brady]

That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Brady was. I can do better than this. Yuck. I can hear you. Was that out loud? Geez, I thought you were deaf, too. Everything's wrong with you, Helen Keller. So, yes, I did see one armed man last night, and I too, was impressed. But I've seen one armed man several times, and I am no longer shocked by it. Whatever that guy's got, whatever he's doing, cut your arm off. Because it's working. It's a move. I think it's the same girl I saw him with last time. I don't remember. It's been a minute, but damn it all. Good for him. Proud of him. This guy said, my sister's an amputee and she's a C word. She stole 300,000 from me. Should have cut her head off.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Brady]

She's not a thief because she's an amputee. Or when she was an amputee, she became a thief. That's the thing. Yeah. Ladies, I want to. I want to see it where? I see. I see the upper deck. I see that escalator from in the sun's arena where a one armed man is taking a beautiful lady up to the upper deck. I don't think that's a thing at all. Not even a little bit of a thing. John holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD.

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[Brady]

I don't think you'll know beautiful ladies up there. You don't see beautiful ladies getting on that escalator going to section two zero blank. It's just not that, you know. And it's amputee.

[Brett]

They ought to have a contest up there.

[Brady]

This upper deck, hottest grow the upper deck.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, we can do that instead of the MILF contest.

[Brady]

You guys can do that all you want. We'll give you two tickets to the upper deck. That's how we'll tell you if you if you won or lost. Congratulations, you. Here's your tickets to the Suns game. Section 230, right? That's where you belong. You get section, you know, 103. Now we're cooking 124. And your row only has one number. It's like row seven. Oh, you're gorgeous.

[Brett]

Then we go to Chase field and do the miss. Miss two dollar.

[Brady]

Oh my God. The two dollar hot dog girl. Is she gonna get a full meal or the two dollar menu? Which one does she get?

[John Holmberg]

Donald said, what the hell, Brady. Just imagine how big your crank would have looked in that little baby hand.

[Brett]

I know.

[Brady]

This one says Brady can't imagine dating a woman growing old with her because she wouldn't be able to chop up his Food. That's probably true.

[Brett]

Cooking skills, Maybe. I don't know.

[Brady]

I thought it. It's just unattractive to you to have a woman so grotesquely disfigured.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. And you couldn't do it. Yeah. You're better than that. And she's beneath you, and you put her in her place.

[Brett]

But I thought maybe, you know, maybe I. It wouldn't affect me.

[Brady]

How. How long. How far into the date did you realize when you first glanced at her, you said, oh, come on. Because it was a setup. Right.

[Brett]

It was a setup to meet each other. And so immediately it would. You know, it can go the either way that we're just having fun at a dinner.

[John Holmberg]

But this was never brought up to you.

[Brady]

But it was just four people.

[Brett]

It. It. It was not brought up.

[Brady]

I totally agree. You're gonna get blindsided by a half an hour. But if it's four people, that's a setup.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. So you were a couple, said, hey.

[Brett]

We'Re bringing our friend out for a happy hour for dinner.

[Brady]

And then do you want to join? She'll be there. And you're like, heck, yeah, I'll bone your ghost friend. And they said, you should meet my friend.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you said, sure, I'll meet your friend. You didn't ask what she like, is there anything I should know?

[Brett]

I'm just. I'm just.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Again, I assume that she's saying, girl, I think you would hit it off with.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you. And. Have you ever spoken?

[Brett]

You know, I knew after that. I need to ask.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Am I. Is there any missing limb?

[Brady]

Yeah. What's.

[Brett]

What should I know missing on this one?

[Brady]

What. What triggers should I. Because I don't want to go in there, like, does she have a unibrow? Is the question. Like, I don't want to look at and go, whoa. I don't want. You know that girl that had Bell's palsy here, and no one told me. Me. And when I went to talk to her and she turned around, her face was melting off. I actually reacted with, what's going on? No one told me, and I made her feel terrible. But I'm like, I didn't know. This was, like, this was a shock to me. People have to tell you, if you're setting someone up with a baby arm, you have got to say, she's amazing. She has a baby arm.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And I don't think. Would you have still gone. Why not?

[John Holmberg]

Not.

[Brett]

Not like baby arm. I said, she just, you know, she's disfigured. Yeah. One arm.

[Brady]

I'd rather be figured. Okay, well. And then you would say, what's wrong with it? And she'd say, baby arm. Eventually it's going to come out. It's the best way to describe.

[Brett]

I still would have gone.

[Brady]

You would have gone.

[Brett]

Just out of curiosity.

[Brady]

No way. Sure you would have.

[Brett]

Why not?

[Brady]

Really, you would. I don't think I gotta see it. I think maybe you'd have shown up for something. You wouldn't have gone for the full shebang. You wouldn't go to dinner and whatever. You're not pulling off the wallet. She's not. She can't reach it. But you're not. You're not going down there to. To baby arm, knowing baby arm. That's why she didn't tell you.

[Brett]

Yeah, but what's going through your mind in the first. Like, you know when a friend says, oh, I think you guys would be a good match?

[Brady]

Like, yeah.

[Brett]

What are you thinking?

[Brady]

Like, you're.

[Brett]

What's with this one? Oh, you'll. You're gonna love her. She's great. 80% of her body's burned from a fire.

[Brady]

Right? Right. But then you don't go, like, I don't think that's for me. But that to me says what your friends think of you.

[Brett]

Right?

[Brady]

Right. You, the baby arms. Perfect for Brady. He's disgusting.

[Brett]

But at the same time, you look at it and say, I think this is a guy that could overlook that.

[Brady]

But they were wrong. And I know that maybe he could.

[John Holmberg]

Have, though, at the very least, if.

[Brett]

He would have known ahead of time. I'm not turning that off.

[Brady]

She was super rich, right? Right there. That's enough to make up for the baby arm. You put your wang in that tiny hand, finally you're a man, and everything else seems to be falling in place. You couldn't overlook it from the beginning. And I'm right there with you.

[John Holmberg]

I just had the question come through. One arm. Margot Robbie. Am I in or out? I'm in.

[Brady]

In.

[John Holmberg]

I'm in.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

One arm. Dua.

[Brady]

No arm. Exactly. I'll take Boxing Helena. I jerked off to Boxing Helena. It's one of the greatest movies of all time. She has no legs and no arms, and guy finds her in the street after a car wreck. It stuffs her in a box and keeps her. Because her torso was perfect and you did her hair every morning. Sherilyn Fenn, for God's sakes. In her prime, she was gorgeous. In real life, though, if. If one of your fingernails falls off, I'm Out. She's deformed. Upper decker says, here's the reason I love your show. I turned the radio on, the first thing I heard was she chews with her mouth open and she has a baby arm. That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard to start a day. Yeah. If you don't know what we're talking about. Brady hates amputees. Would never date them. That's for those of you just tuning in. But yeah, it's sad, but it's true. And you really kind of have to assess that. Would I date a girl who has a missing limb? It has to be Margo.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

And even then, I think leg would be easier than arm because you can hide it. It. I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice.

[Brett]

I mean, you know Paul McCartney?

[Brady]

Yeah. He dated Heather Mills. One legged man last night that I was hanging out with with Hopkins. I didn't even notice he had one leg until he pointed to it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, Doug told me about you. Like, he was right there with. I did not notice. And he's in shorts. He's moving just fine. We're sitting there chatting. I don't look a guy up and down. He had one leg. Big deal. Real. And I even told him, like, if your story is like, in war, everybody's got one of those, make something good. And he told me the coyote hunting accident thing, it was great. But, like, if a girl with one leg kind of waddled through, I think I've heard one arm or a. Like, you had the baby arm.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Margot Robbie could walk in as a Weeble and I'd hit that.

[Brady]

What if she wheeled him?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I mean, really fragile, wheelchair, parking spots, you know?

[Brady]

I mean, you are seeing the benefits.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

All right, what if she's from the neck down, paralyzed?

[John Holmberg]

Will stuff still work from the neck.

[Brady]

Down still looks the. Well, I mean, your stuff still works on it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm in.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Brett]

Why not?

[John Holmberg]

Sure. You're with Margot Robbie.

[Brady]

Yeah. Firemen carry her.

[John Holmberg]

Some average broad walking down the street. No, I'm out.

[Brady]

No, I'm out. She wouldn't be walking down the street.

[John Holmberg]

Wheeling down the street.

[Brady]

So you're out. Unless. Yeah, and that is terrible. That's just you. Oh, God, no. I'm not even close to being involved in that. I'm crossing the street. I don't think I could do the Margot Robbie full paralyzed thing. Yeah, I mean, well, I'd have to be with you first.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, like she got. Yeah, she got that way.

[Brady]

She. Yeah. I can't. I don't think I could start a relationship with somebody paralyzed. I don't know. You'd have to be pretty charming.

[John Holmberg]

I'm so.

[Brady]

And again, like, Brady blew it. You gotta own a major industry.

[John Holmberg]

I would just have. I would just have Wolf of Wall street playing in the background just watching her.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. There we go. Maybe they'll cure it. Come on, Elon. Get that neuralink going.

[John Holmberg]

There's always hope.

[Brady]

There's always the guy in the room when that. You know when the paralyzed person has all those electrodes attached and they get up and they start walking in that suit. Have you seen that one where they put those legs on? Yes. And the legs will work them. And there's always a guy in the back that starts crying. There's a reason why he's. He's not happy for you. He's happy for himself. It's like, oh, remind the guy behind the curtain. She's walking. She can walk. I mean, she can reverse cowgirl. Just gotta get her straight. Anyway, we're weird as a society, but tip of the cap to one armed man. The first email I got this morning, did you see him like I saw him? That guy's a killer. He's awesome. I don't know his name. I wish I did. I've talked about him before. Way back. Because me and my friend could not figure out how come every game we're looking at one armed man. This was years, three or four years ago. We're like, he has got a beautiful woman with him every time. And my apologies to one armed men for assuming that there was something else going on. Why can't he just be a charming, fun, good dude? Why not? That's what you want people to think of you. You don't want Brady. You don't want people looking at you going, he must have money. Or a huge crank. Although we don't mind it. It's basically saying something's wrong with you. What's making up for it? I know I've got it. Nobody's ever looked at me and said, yep, he deserves that.

[Brett]

What do you do?

[Brady]

I must have a huge winner. Money. You got money. It's all okay. Also have a winning personality. No, that ain't it. No. Shoot. Okay. Six, 17.

[John Holmberg]

Very charming.

[Brady]

Charming. I'm a fun person. Not in it. You must be able to buy stuff. I guess that might be.

[John Holmberg]

He listens.

[Brady]

I've seen his face. There's no way this guy. And that is Kind of the. Like when you're ugly and you're with someone pretty and they assume you have a huge honker, you're kind of like, okay, being ugly. But really when somebody says, you must have a big dick, they're saying you're horrendous to look at. The only reason this is happening is something I can't see. Something I can't see is the reason you have this. And in my case, none of that's true. It is because I'm charming. Just fun. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up.

[Brett]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Brady]

I've heard enough of this. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's pick of the litter. Brought to you by our friends at Turf Monsters. Go To Turf Monsters AZ.com they help us out at Lost our home pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's peck of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jeff is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. It's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jeff. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com this Friday, I'd like to go hunting the greatest action franchise of the past decade. How do I start doing what you do? Reloads. Looks like you already have. From the world of John Wick, ballerina Richard R.