04-11-25 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - Bill Hader Got Fired From Movie Theater Job For Spoiling A Movie - Mark Hoppus From Blink 182 Credits Himself For Capturing Sadaam Hussein

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: April 11, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Broadcasted on: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Entertainment Drill Segment

Bill Hader's Movie Theater Fiasco

The episode kicks off with Mark sharing a humorous yet intriguing anecdote about comedian Bill Hader's brief stint working at a movie theater. According to Mark, Hader was tasked with tearing tickets but met an untimely end in his job due to a spoiler incident.

Notable Quote:

• Mark (03:03): "Bill Hader used to work at a movie theater tearing tickets. And one time he was talking about when the Titanic was in the theaters...He got fired on the spot."

Mark elaborates that during a screening of Titanic, a group of sorority girls mocked Hader when he asked them to move out of the doorway. He likened himself to Charles Manson due to his attire, leading to the girls refusing and ultimately getting their tickets torn. The situation escalated when the sorority girls didn't realize the ship's sinking was inevitable in the movie, resulting in Hader's immediate dismissal.

Notable Quote:

• Host 2 (03:51): "They didn't know the boat sank when they saw Titanic. I understand."

Mark Hoppus and the Capture of Saddam Hussein

Transitioning to a more surprising piece of entertainment trivia, Mark Hoppus from Blink-182 claims credit for a significant historical event—the capture of Saddam Hussein in 2003. In his new memoir, Fahrenheit 182, Hoppus recounts how his strategic input allegedly aided the Navy in locating Hussein.

Notable Quote:

• Mark Hoppus (04:15): "Mark hoppus from Blink 182 responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein back in 2003."

He explains that while the band was stationed on an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, he proposed a method using drones to intercept video messages from Hussein. This tactic supposedly allowed for the triangulation and eventual capture of the former Iraqi leader.

Notable Quote:

• Mark Hoppus (04:47): "He said Saddam was sending video messages to his followers from unknown locations. We have drones that fly all over the region...Triangulate it. You'll find the spot."

However, Hoppus laments that he never received acknowledgment for his role until now, humorously suggesting the creation of a new Oscar category for such feats.

Notable Quote:

• Mark (05:30): "There's a new category to win an Oscar. Stunts."

Speculation on Future Oscars and Tom Cruise

The conversation shifts to speculating whether Tom Cruise might secure an Oscar in the new stunt category, especially with the release of the latest Mission: Impossible installment.

Notable Quote:

• Host 2 (05:44): "Great idea. You know who's gonna win it though? It's gonna be annoying. Tom Cruise."

They humorously predict that Cruise's relentless stunt performances might earn him unexpected accolades, further satirizing the dynamics of award ceremonies.

Soulja Boy's Legal Troubles

Mark updates listeners on the legal woes of rapper Soulja Boy, who faces a civil lawsuit for assault and sexual battery filed by his former personal assistant.

Notable Quote:

• Mark (06:20): "Soldier boy has been found liable for assault, sexual battery and other claims...he has to pay her $4 million."

The discussion touches on the implications of the lawsuit, including potential punitive damages and the financial strain it could place on Soulja Boy, humorously linking it to his flashy jewelry.

Coachella 2025 Highlights

The hosts delve into the excitement surrounding Coachella, which is underway with temperatures soaring to 103 degrees. They discuss the festival's demanding schedule, high ticket prices, and the extensive lineup that leaves attendees both exhausted and eagerly anticipating performances from top artists like Tyler, The Creator.

Notable Quote:

• Mark (07:20): "Coachella starts today and a poll found festivals leave us exhausted and dehydrated."

Notable Quote:

• Host 2 (08:03): "Tyler's creator will be there at the end...you've got to watch 50 bands."

The conversation balances amusement with a touch of criticism, highlighting the grueling nature of modern music festivals while acknowledging their cultural significance.

Interactive Segment: Guadalupe Squares

As the episode progresses, the hosts introduce the interactive segment "Guadalupe Squares," a game segment designed to engage listeners with fun challenges and prizes.

Notable Quote:

• Host 2 (08:51): "We need a girl, we need a boy. We'll play those squares and get out of here."

This segment aims to maintain listener engagement by incorporating games and real-time interactions, adding a lively and participatory element to the show.

Commercial Breaks and Sponsorships

Throughout the episode, various advertisements and sponsorships are seamlessly integrated, promoting products and services such as MMP Guns.com, React Defense, Valley Chevy dealers, and FanDuel sportsbook. While these segments provide necessary support for the show, they are succinctly presented to minimize disruption to the main content.

Example of Sponsorship Integration:

• MMP Guns.com Ad (00:00 - 01:09): Promotes their extensive inventory of firearms and accessories, emphasizing availability and nationwide shipping.

Notable Promotional Quote:

• Host 1 (00:56): "Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys, and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship."

Closing Remarks and Transition to Next Segment

As the episode nears its end, the hosts transition smoothly back to the main content, teasing upcoming segments and maintaining the show's engaging rhythm.

Notable Quote:

• Host 2 (08:54): "Mark: No membership fee. I have heard enough of this."

The episode concludes with a brief nod to upcoming attractions, ensuring listeners remain hooked and eager for future broadcasts.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, celebrity anecdotes, and current events to entertain and engage its Arizona audience. From Bill Hader's early career mishaps to Mark Hoppus's surprising historical claims, the hosts provide a dynamic and lively discussion that caters to a diverse range of interests. Interactive segments like Guadalupe Squares and timely topics such as Coachella keep the content fresh and relatable, making it a standout installment in the show's lineup.

Total Duration Covered: 00:00 - 09:29

Transcript

[Host 1]

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[Byron]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

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[Host 2]

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[Mark]

Bill Hader used to work at a movie theater tearing tickets. And one time he was talking about when the Titanic was in the theaters, A bunch of sorority girls came over to watch the movie and they were standing in the doorway and he asked them to get out of the way and they. They were making fun of him because he said he looked like Charles Manson.

[Host 2]

He does have a.

[Mark]

Which I kind of did. He said I had a little bow tie and a cummerbund. And I was like, hey, guys, please move. And they said no. So I went and tore their tickets and I said, enjoy the movie. As they're walking in there, the boat sinks at the end and Leo dies. And they were like, no, he doesn't. Yeah, they think he's asleep, but he's frozen. He got fired on the spot.

[Host 2]

Wrecking movies for Mean.

[Mark]

Mark.

[Host 2]

They didn't know the boat sank when they saw Titanic. I understand.

[Mark]

I didn't know that. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. But then the Leo dying is what got.

[Host 2]

If you say the boat sank to Titanic and it's a spoiler alert, you're the. You're at Country Thunderstorm.

[Mark]

Sorority girls.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

How does this end?

[Host 2]

Does it. Does it win the race? Yeah, it's first place in the regatta.

[Mark]

How about this? Mark hoppus from Blink 182 responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein back in 2003.

[Host 2]

We all knew this.

[Mark]

He has a new memoir out called Fahrenheit 182. He said the band was on an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf because they're going to play some shows in that region. And he told the Navy admiral that he had a plan to catch Hussein. He said if I do it. The fact that Saddam was sending video messages to his followers. Unknown locations.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Mark]

He said, we have drones that fly all over the region carpeting the patterns. He says put those drones at a lower altitude to pick up the video codes that's throwing out there. Triangulate it. You'll find the spot.

[Host 1]

All right.

[Mark]

And he goes, that was my thing. They did that.

[Host 2]

And that's how they found him. And he's never gotten credit.

[Mark]

Yeah, well, now he's crediting himself.

[Host 2]

I found Saddam Hussein with a miserable fake accident from nowhere. I hate Blink182's accent so bad. He's one of them that sings too. It's the other one that turns on that weird non existent Philadelphia Los Angeles combo.

[Mark]

There's a new category to win an Oscar. Stunts.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah. That stunts the unknown stuntman getting his credit.

[Mark]

Yep. That's a lot of people are saying it's about time they should have done.

[Host 2]

Great idea. You know who's gonna win it though? It's gonna be annoying. Tom Cruise. Because they're doing this because Mission Impossible's coming.

[Mark]

The best man ever running on film.

[Host 2]

This is going to be a Tom Cruise celebration that he wins an Oscar for that. That's what. Because Mission Impossible's final crap would be this year.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

So it would be next year. And they'll be like best stunt. And these poor stuntmen break their necks for everybody.

[Mark]

Tom Cruise is going to begins in 2027. So it'll be okay.

[Host 2]

Well, that's. Maybe there'll be delays in Mission Impossible 11.

[Mark]

It'll be two parts.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Soldier boy has been found liable for assault, sexual battery and other. Other claims in a civil lawsuit against his former personal assistant. It was. He has to pay her $4 million. That's just starting out. That's the cost of battery, compensatory damage now. Punitive will be the next. The jury has two weeks to decide on that.

[Host 2]

Some expensive battery.

[Mark]

He'll have to give up some of his bling. There's a lot there. There's a chunk of that money could. Is around his neck.

[Host 2]

Soldier boy could probably pay her back with his neck.

[Mark]

Yeah. Coachella starts today.

[Host 2]

Never good idea to assault people sexually in your environment for work. If one of your necklaces says I have money in diamonds. It does. Target one says Soulja Boy, which is just your name. And that's pretty big. But the one underneath says I have money, which is a bold necklace.

[Mark]

Coachella starts today and A poll found festivals leave us exhausted and dehydrated. Yeah, especially with a high of 103 degrees there today. Potentially.

[Host 2]

Oh, there'll be a lot of dead celebrities.

[Mark]

It can also rabbit your bank account. Tickets started at 599 and 60% are using Coachella payment plan systems this year. That's that.

[Host 2]

You're going into 60%.

[Host 1]

You.

[Host 2]

You can't make the single payment. You shouldn't go. It's not. Oh my God.

[Host 1]

You know why it's anything?

[Host 2]

Well, because they're spending all their money on mushrooms and ayahuasca so they can watch middling bands for 41 hours.

[Host 1]

Tyler, the creator, I'm sure, will be there.

[Host 2]

Tyler's creator will be there at the end. Yeah, but you got to watch 50. You got to watch 50 bands. You don't like to get to the one. That's good.

[Mark]

Already saw him, man.

[Host 2]

Yeah, you already saw it. You saw him just by himself. Now imagine if I'd have told you, you got to watch this. But there's 50 opening acts. Oh my God. That goes on for days. It doesn't sound appealing to me like you fest is a lot. Yeah, but at least it ends in like a reasonable amount of time. We used to start those things at noon. Remember that? Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus. Insanity. It's 9:39. We got Guadalupe squares. They're late. Thriller, you're gonna be on it today. Let's go. Keep her moving. Shut these celebrities up. You're in trouble. It is the entertainment drawer right there. Guadalupe Squares coming up next. We need a girl, we need a boy. We'll play those squares and get out of here. It's 98.

[Host 1]

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[Mark]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.

[Host 1]

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