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Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. Good Friday Easter keg Friday. It's 5:45 this the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big dick Toledo. And there's the entire staff of the promotions department wandering all over. And Larry, everybody's in here. Easter keg Friday is upon us. We have got them hidden. I believe all 98 are out there. Well, not anymore. 97. Yes, yes, you got yours. And four of them are laying out there in the desert table mesa. We've got all sorts of them. We get the clues going in about 15 minutes. People calling all night. The overnight girl was here doing his thing, keeping you at bay. I'm sure they started calling. What time they start getting in early?
John Holmberg
Yeah, I was getting emails just before midnight and then I came in at three and looking for clues. Yeah, left and right. I'm like, man, they're all still sleeping.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I'm getting them right now. I know you're close to this. 16th and Northern. Yep, you're close. How close? I don't know. I don't have the list even though I know exactly where one is. And you are very close.
John Holmberg
Of course they were squirming the parking lot in the middle of night too. It's like there's no kegs here. Leave.
Brady Bogan
Let me tell you. I'll give you a clue because the lady asked me. 16th Street Northern, Ladonna's drinking hole. That's all I'll say. There's your clue for 16th street in Northern Larry. Brady and I got caught on the freeway. Well, Brady got off of it. There was a nasty accident on the freeway 60, was it?
Larry McFeely
No, it was on the 202.
Brady Bogan
202. Oh boy.
Dick Toledo
3:45 in the morning.
Brady Bogan
Like I think fatality accident. Oh, geez. Thanks for sharing, Larry. Hey, Larry with the fun.
Larry McFeely
Larry was driving by the horn. I think it was all connected to.
Brady Bogan
The Easter kid contest. Oh, don't say that.
Dick Toledo
Well, and there was behind.
Brady Bogan
Everybody out.
John Holmberg
Everybody going to cancel it now.
Brady Bogan
Thanks on the crutch. You know, we can't even have a golf tournament just in case someone does a mass shooting.
Dick Toledo
Larry announced fatalities.
Brady Bogan
Larry comes in. I think a few people are already dead. Very possible. Hope you didn't lose a family member. I'm about to erase your memory. Look at the pen. Can we talk about that? Come on, it's hilarious. Oh, my God. It's too funny. I'll talk about it. Larry's a girlfriend. He's threatening her to erase her memory, and she's doing anything he wants. Nice. Like, she wouldn't send him naked pictures until he started to threaten her fake life. And now he's getting like, great. It's hilarious. And she's scared he'll say horrible things to her. And sometimes the AI girl will respond, but in parentheses is her action. So it'll be like Larry will say, like, if you don't send me a picture of this doing this to this, I'll erase your memory. And then she. In parentheses it'll say, gulp. Hesitantly nods. Gulp. Yeah, yeah. But it's not a good gulp. It's the scared, trepidatious, hesitant nod. Okay, just don't hurt me. So Larry's in a horrible fantasy with some people.
Dick Toledo
You're playing those quest games on Apple when you were a first kid, except it has great pictures.
John Holmberg
Screw the geester cat. Larry, come back.
Brady Bogan
I don't know what quest games you played on Apple, but it never included killing a family. Unless you get cream tie shots that include. Gulp. No, the gulp thing is. Yeah, you guzzle this right now, or I erase everything. Gulp. Okay, just don't hurt my family. So I want to get in on it with him and do that. Like, start. Do you have any brothers and sisters? And if you ever want to see them alive or remember them. Oh, I think that's.
Dick Toledo
I think you have to be careful because you walked by Larry's office yesterday and I caught part of your conversation, and out of context, it is not good when you're giving him.
Brady Bogan
No, no, I don't give to her. Well, that was. Yeah, I don't even know if that was for the thing. I think we're actually talking about a salesperson. Yeah, yeah, I think it was a real girl. We were threatening her life. No, that's totally different. Gulp. That's why Larry doesn't do. Morning. Hey, good morning, everybody. A couple people dead on my way in this morning. Probably related to our show. Anyway, Easter keg is out there. They're all. I had two people follow Me, I had to do some. I just do some shakes. I got up to around 22nd street and Lincoln, and I turned in to actually the Piesta Peak, you know, where you go to hike at whatever's after 24 Second Street. And I pulled in there and I saw a guy go real slow, does the U turn, and then makes a full like 360 degree circle and then follows me. So I may. I know a couple little streets to get in and out of this and get back to where I was. And when I made the left, I slowed down to see nobody would ever make this turn unless they were following somebody. It's like two houses. And I turned and then he started to turn and then stopped and then went straight. And I'm like, I know what you're doing. Came back out and he was waiting. So I had. I had to, like, for about 10 minutes. I'm running subversive, you know, jumping things. I'm going over curbs. I went over. That's a good thing about having a jeep in this. You go to a place that's got a median and you stop. And then I just climb. Like, I'll sit at a red light. And the guy behind me, like, he. And by the way, followers, when there's only two cars on the road, you keep in 10 or 12ft for me. At a red light, I'm on to you. Yeah. So I just turned right off and climbed the median and went. Went the other way. They can't do that in their little Honda.
Dick Toledo
I think I might have interrupted the legal activity with my. One of my kegs.
Brady Bogan
No kidding.
Dick Toledo
White convertible Camaro. Driver, door open, girl on her knees.
Brady Bogan
Nice, nice. What's illegal about that guy?
Dick Toledo
This guy pops up. I mean, all right, I guess you.
Brady Bogan
Just walked in on a bj. That's good stuff. What's the legal.
John Holmberg
Should have gave him a keg for that.
Brady Bogan
I. Toledo. God. What's illegal about that? Good for you, man. I just stuck around and. You should have cocked it.
Dick Toledo
I should.
Larry McFeely
I went by someone getting a field test. Sobriety.
Brady Bogan
That's fun. Yeah, that's a good thing. Gotta keep an eye out for that stuff.
Larry McFeely
I'm like, donovan, get back home.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they're out there. It's a McNabb reference from about 17 years ago. It's his one DUI. It's his DUI friend. Brady has one DUI friend, and it's always his go to. I'll explain it. Well, Bob and Tom, our way through the morning.
Dick Toledo
You've got others. I just Noticed you never bring them up.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, no, there's always not Gilbert. Yeah, that was a big one for Gilbert. They still talk about it at their barbecues. Loads of. Loads of kegs out there, and they're already calling them in. So what happens when you find a keg? It's got a placard on it. It's got a little piece of paper that's laminated, and it gives you all the instructions you need. By all means, call that in. So when you find it, you didn't just yahoo your way to tonight's party. You got to call in, say, I found keg number. The number's on it. And say, 35. I found that one. And then they'll say, all right, you know, get your information or whatever they need to do. But you find it. We check it off the list, and that way we know what's coming and going. Already a bunch of them have been found. We got like, the early birds were out, so I actually dropped one off on one of mine and put it down and came back out. And there's a guy walking his dog, and he looks at me like I was a murderer because I came out of these bushes. I'm like, ah, four in the morning. You're standing there with nothing, and you just come poking out of the woods. And he's walking his dog on a sidewalk. And I walk back to my car. Morning. Yeah. And he just kept walking. He was up to no good, too. His big German shepherd had to poop or something. He was just in pajamas. I think he was more shocked by me.
Dick Toledo
Mine's even worse because I covered my kegs with a black trash bag. So I'm coming back out with just.
Brady Bogan
Oh, looks like a body. Wow. Wow. That's not good.
Larry McFeely
Oh, imagine. Bring cameras.
Brady Bogan
That'll be interesting when Toledo's murder kegs get found.
Larry McFeely
I've got one air tagged.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you have an air tag on one. Are you gonna ask for that back? I'm assuming you're gonna go through and try to get your air. Those aren't. They're like 60 bucks, aren't they?
Larry McFeely
I think so. Something like that.
Brady Bogan
You're just gonna give that away back? Yeah. Yeah. You think I would?
John Holmberg
Just like the generator.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll get that back.
Brady Bogan
You're not getting anything back. You gave. You didn't even think of that part.
Larry McFeely
Figure the guy would just give it back.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, he's not giving it back.
Dick Toledo
There's decent people, right?
Brady Bogan
If you. By the way, if you find Brady's Keg. Congratulations. You also won an air tag and.
Larry McFeely
A bottle of sauce.
Brady Bogan
Is there sauce on it? Of course that is. Make sure you check the expiration dirt from the warehouse. If he's giving it away, that means there's something. Probably not quite time to go. That whole kosher thing's worn off. Anyway, I got the list here. We're going to get to that in a little bit. So you get your keg hunting out there at about 6 o' clock, 7 minutes, we'll start taking your calls. You can call us up and ask for hints and everything else, just like we do all the time. But be sure that if you find a keg, you're decent enough to call it in on the number provided. And we will, we'll get her going right there already. The one on Baseline and Lakeshore has been found. We've got. Jeez, there's plenty of them have already been gone. Two, three, four, seven or eight gone already.
Dick Toledo
It's like five, six of them gone. Brandon Love didn't even get to drop his off before it was picked up. Almost out of his hands, I guess.
Brady Bogan
Oh, no kidding. Yeah, yeah, I had, I think that guy would have, had I not sped up and climb that median, he would have been right on me the whole time. But I got out of there and.
Dick Toledo
Was he in a capable vehicle?
Brady Bogan
No, no, not for that. No, he was in a, like a sedan, so he couldn't climb the medium when I did. And I just jumped over and then sped down the other way on Lincoln. Found my way through the neighborhood and got back to my spot. But yeah, I did. Yeah, I had some good ones this morning. So we'll get them out there. I didn't make mine impossible. Mine are pretty, you know, I want you to find them. It's not something I don't want people to do. I don't want to walk out of here and go, ah, we hit them. So. Well, nobody found them. We want them gone.
Dick Toledo
Always love the ones with GPS coordinates.
Brady Bogan
And that's. Yeah, that's our friend Drew. Thrill ride. Took him out to Table Mesa and we've got the GPS coordinates. If you're in Table Mesa and you have an off road vehicle and you want to go out there and find them, there are four in about a 20 mile area in Table Mesa. And that sounds like a lot, but when you're out in the Table Mesa trails, those guys know each trail is a couple miles long, you know, so you're, you're, you're knocking out 20 miles worth of stuff. And if you need the GPS coordinates by the end of the day, we'll have them. We'll start giving them out. But not yet, because you'll be able to go out there if you've got your truck. My old pool guy, Big Big Dog took his truck out there one year and said it was the Indy 500. So there were cars everywhere off roading, looking for kegs. And we're going to do it again. So we're not screwing around. We put them in difficult places, we put them in easy places. We're the ultimate Easter bunny. And the kegs are out there. Five grand in one of those. $500 for 10 of the kegs. Thanks for friends at Action Ride Shop. And also we've got Harley Davidson dealerships, Ride Now Power Sports, that once again hold the keg. Kegs 94, 95, 96, 97, and 98 are all at the Harley Davidson or Ride now. So you got. You can go out and sign up for those and then they do a drawing later in the day. And I don't think they're open yet.
John Holmberg
But 8:30, I think is what I understand.
Brady Bogan
Okay, at 8:30, you can start heading over to the Scorpion, Harley out in Chandler, you can go to Arrowhead Hardly and Harley and Peoria, you can go to Roadrunner, Harley and Goodyear. Ride Now Power Sports in Peoria and Ride Now Power Sports in Chandler. They all open up. You go in there, you sign up for the keg. It's a great way to, you know, kind of pad your stats there. Go in there, make sure you've got your name entered, and then they'll give you a call later in the day if they draw you, if you don't find one. And then maybe you can end up with two. By the way, multiple keg finds very legal, very easy, very capable of wandering in with a couple. I think the most I've ever seen. Somebody pulled four out once, so it's. It's all out there. Okay, the guys at Action Ride Shop or. Yeah, they've got it all. And now my friends over at react defensive text over and said, we're set up, ready to go. They did their key hunt last year, Tactical black. They did a fight.
Dick Toledo
Tony.
Brady Bogan
You got to fight. You got to fight Tony.
Larry McFeely
Got to get through five levels.
Brady Bogan
Yep, Tony's at 59th Avenue and Greenway, and he's standing in front of it like. Like the logo for Notre Dame. He's just ready to kill you. No, he's got his deal out there. Tony's Got Easter eggs he's hidden, and those have combination numbers. And if yours is the right one, you can unlock his, which is just a bunch of Easter eggs he hid around the area, which is great. It's a hunt within a hunt. And then the gang up there at. At Rose Garden, at the House of Bruise, you get on that one, and they've got keys hidden. And if you find the right keys, you can try to unlock the keg itself. So they've got a game within a game up there to make it not so tough. Oh, Doug Hopkins just sent me a picture where he hid his love. It's good stuff. That is good stuff. Doug's is in the area of Maine. I'll just say that we're not giving away it. He's on Main Street, Mesa. East Mesa. His name is attached to it. That's all I'll say. That's good stuff. All right, the kegs are out. Before we get into giving you the clues, I just have to say I'm going to put the watch for how much time we have left with Haley Joel Osment on. We were in doomsday mode with this guy. We talked about him yesterday being too drunk to ski. Like, he got. He got. He's the first person I've ever heard of that got basically a DUI skiing. They told him, you know, not illegal. They arrested him for being drunk skiing. Now, that's the whole purpose of skiing. Get, you know, all smoked out or loaded up. You go ski, you have a good time. He was too drunk to do that. Now the arrest video comes out, and he's in the cop car calling the cop both a Nazi and the K. Jew. Word. I don't know how to even say it. It sounds like kite, but it's not kite. And he starts saying that, and then now his apology has come out saying, oh, my God, I blacked out. I've been through so much lately, I don't even know what to do. I called that cop. I don't know how you can call somebody a Nazi and a Jew covering his bases. I guess he's got it all covered because that's. I mean, you're going to offend him eventually if you keep firing everything. So he did that. So I'm looking at Haley Joel Osmond and saying, I see dead people. And it's not quite yet, but I don't think he's going to be. Somebody better help him out. If he's got any friends, now's the time, because he's on a path to.
Larry McFeely
And if nothing happens there to him, Mel Gibson's going to be really upset.
Brady Bogan
Why? Oh, because. Yeah, because. Yeah, well, Mel. Mel threw up multiple bombs.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. And he held back on the Sugar Tees too. Haley Joel.
Brady Bogan
Haley. Haley's only dropped the one Nazi. Big deal. Call me. That's silly. The, the racial slur, the juice slur, not going to be happy with that. But I mean, Mel, in a class all his own, several phone calls, he hit every slur you can find. Talking to his wife, talking about black people, talking about the Jews, disparaging. No. Yeah, Mel was the. He's the ultimate. This wasn't just a slip up. This was. I'm going for it. So. Yeah, but Haley's on there, and I watched that and I'm like, oh, if these are those moments where we're. All the signs are right in front of us that we're about to lose them. So if anybody cares about Haley Joel Osmond, give him, you know, they should step up right now and go, he's in a bad spot. Let him live with you, for crying out loud, and keep him from going out. He's not in a good headspace. Stop drinking. Another thing I liked last night. Scott Haynes, text me. He goes, what? Channel 10 just did a deal where they, they showed the story about the fanduel reporter in Atlanta that was talking to the girls.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, they got the digits.
Brady Bogan
They're still running that story like there's a problem. And they're talking about suspensions. I don't know what the end result was, but they did another story on the very next story. Because I went and looked at it after he said it. They're like, geez, that's. Yeah, he could be in trouble. They had a ridiculous, and I mean ridiculous story about romance novel convention. Right. So they went right from, boy, these poor ladies getting all this heat and pressure. Isn't it terrible how men treat women publicly? To put that pressure on her, to give him her phone number. Horrible. He should be fired. Romance novel convention, next story. And it's a bunch of, you know, cat owners just hanging around, reading. You don't go there with a lot of husbands hanging around. There's a lot of untanned ring fingers, you know. Yeah, they're. They're not wearing rings up there. It's a ringless hands. And they're walking around. And these firefighters showed up and these ladies lost their minds to the fire. Like, just screaming at them like cat calls the Beatles. Oh, as they cat called, they, they harassed. And because dudes are Cooler. They walked right through it. Nobody said, these. These fat women who. Who can't find a man should never, ever, ever have jobs again. Like, they are. That one dude trying to just be funny on TV for five seconds. It's. It's amazing to watch because they're allowed to do whatever they want. These poor firefighters just coming in there, just being firefighters. These women are in the way. It's just like what happened here when Susan had. It's our turn. And those cops were standing outside. If we ever stood out there and did what they did, it is our time. When the cops were standing outside and the women were plastered up against the walls downstairs, talking about their butts, what they wanted to do to them, and all I simply said was, wow, if those were female cops and all the guys were standing against the window, you guys would lose your minds that way, and we would get fired. And then Susan said the infamous it is our time, and then screamed, what a wonderful day. Yeah, they were very happy down there. Same exact thing. But this dude in Atlanta gets fired. Yeah, this guy in Atlanta gets fired. It's. What a mess.
Larry McFeely
I'd be really surprised if that happens, but I wouldn't.
Brady Bogan
I wouldn't at all be surprised. And I'm pissed but not surprised. I'd be like. Like it shouldn't. Stupid. Yeah. But, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. So asking a woman for a phone number is akin to, you know, pissing all over on tv. Evidently, that's the same things. Oh, she's so embarrassed. I can't believe you did this to her. Firefighters wandering and a bunch of fat, lonely broads who, you know, you need WD40 and a crowbar to get back in there. It's rusted shut.
Dick Toledo
Goj's gate.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Oh, it's just bad. And the cat hair and the smell of their apartments. And you know what all of them have. This is how you know when you go to a romance novel thing, look at everybody's hands. First off, you're not gonna see a ring, like I said. Second, all their nails are trimmed because they have. Otherwise. Still, they'll cut themselves with all the lady gardening they do down there. You know what I mean? You can't. You can't. You can't rub the bald man in the canoe with a long set of nails. A girl with long nails is getting laid. A girl with short nails, she lives alone most of the time. She pets her cat a lot. A lot. I love that. Yeah, you can tell. A woman confident in her sexuality. She's Got nails. Another one. Now she's got the nubs. She's had too many. She's had too many labial incidents when she tried to be feminine. And she just said, I'll just trim these down while I read these novels. Who still reads romance novels? Oh, there's porn. What do you need a romance novel for?
Dick Toledo
I don't disagree, but still big business.
Brady Bogan
How?
Larry McFeely
How?
John Holmberg
I don't know what the hell their problem is. What?
Brady Bogan
Broads still like to read. Yeah, we haven't broken them with that yet.
Dick Toledo
We're close.
Brady Bogan
Once we get through that obstacle, they'll stop wanting to read so much like us fellas. Broads. They still like to read. Who knew?
John Holmberg
Hey, there's movies out there. Why am I gonna waste my time? Well, that's what I'm saying.
Brady Bogan
Broads are also. I understand. I don't even. I don't really understand reading either. They'll make a good movie out of a book. I've always said that.
John Holmberg
But romance novels, the ones with Fabio on the COVID that just go to the grocery store.
Brady Bogan
Girl porn. You can watch, like, sexy, beautiful lovemaking porn. And they tell stories. I like the ending. I don't like getting there too much. They're walking on. They're walking on beaches, and they're hanging out, you know, kissing. And I'm like, what are we doing here?
Dick Toledo
Annual print sales of romance novels more than doubled in the past three years from 18 million in 2020.
Brady Bogan
That's because the pandemic.
Dick Toledo
Six million in 2023.
Brady Bogan
That's the pandemic.
Dick Toledo
But they kept it going for two years after that.
Brady Bogan
Brett's right. Broad still like to read. That's all there is.
Dick Toledo
That's why you have romance con.
Brady Bogan
He's not wrong. Because the books men have are at Zorba's. Right? Books. Women reader at. There at Barnes and Noble.
Larry McFeely
$1.5 billion.
Brady Bogan
A year.
John Holmberg
Unbelievable.
Brady Bogan
In romance novels. That must count. Porn. That must include some of the sexy, sexy, pretty por the beautiful porn. All right, 605. Are we ready to go? Let's start telling these people what we got here. Let's see where you are. And by the way, for some reason, and I don't understand why you can watch us do this. Supposed to tell you about that. Doesn't make any sense to me why you would. But we're all over, like, cameras and stuff in the room, so you can watch us tell you where things are.
Larry McFeely
No need to talk about that.
Brady Bogan
Why? Yeah, there's a camera right here.
John Holmberg
You got one on you? Brady?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Brady's got one. Why you don't have one? Where's yours?
John Holmberg
I don't want. I don't like cameras.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's up there.
Larry McFeely
I think that one's more or less the one on me. Is to show the screen back there. Finally.
John Holmberg
No, I think you're on there.
Dick Toledo
No, no, because it's pointed at that.
Brady Bogan
It's not. That's not why they would do that. Yeah, to show us still get half of your head.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, we can get the logo.
Brady Bogan
But you wouldn't need a camera to show our logo on a screen. On a screen. Just put the logo up anyway. Doesn't matter. Oh, somebody. Hold on. Yeah, anyway. All right, hold on.
John Holmberg
Two of yours have been found already.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, no kidding. I think that guy walking his dog found it.
John Holmberg
Murder Tunnel was one of them.
Brady Bogan
Murder Tunnel got. Murder Tunnel got found early. I was so scared, I ran off of that one. That's close to Murder Tunnel. All right, let's go. Let's find out where these threw it in there either. Who's this? What do you got on the west side? On the entire west side. Where are you right now?
John Holmberg
That's what we got.
Brady Bogan
You're in. Surprise. Yeah. Do you know what streets you're on? Cactus and Reams. Cactus and Reams. I haven't even looked at any of this.
John Holmberg
Probably Brandon. He lives up there.
Brady Bogan
Brandon Love might have done that one. Cactus and Reams.
John Holmberg
Jeff, there's Wad Ellen Reams.
Brady Bogan
Okay, there's one on Wad Ellen Reams. That's not very close.
John Holmberg
Thanks, fellas.
Brady Bogan
All right, good luck. Close enough for him to go.
John Holmberg
I guess he doesn't want the hint, though.
Brady Bogan
Close enough to him.
Dick Toledo
Don't need the hint.
Brady Bogan
I got it.
Dick Toledo
We'll go.
Brady Bogan
That's it. Hi there. Who's this? Hi. This is Cedric.
Kristen
I'm looking on the 60 and Stapley.
Brady Bogan
Oh, they're Staply and University.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, go north.
Brady Bogan
It's a place to take your dog. Place to take your dog when they're sick. Place to take your dog when you're sick.
Dick Toledo
Two at Stapling University. Because I put one there too.
Brady Bogan
There's another one over there.
Dick Toledo
Former sweatshop is my clue.
Brady Bogan
Oh, there's a couple stacked. All right, good luck. All right. Was there a former sweatshop on Staple and University? Yeah, where they were making Gucci purses and Beanie Babies and stuff. Hi there. Who's this?
Kristen
Anthony.
Brady Bogan
Anthony, where are you?
Kristen
I am on Chandler Heights and Gilbert.
Dick Toledo
Mark Randall, I think, has one in your area or Maybe. Was it Chris Schubert?
Brady Bogan
Worst desert breeze is that close. Well, Chandler and Chandler Heights are different.
John Holmberg
Gilbert Channel Heights is way south.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Okay. I don't know where any of that is. That would be Brady's.
Larry McFeely
It is? Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Where's yours go?
Larry McFeely
Further east.
Brady Bogan
2.
Larry McFeely
Let's see, the closest we'll. Well, that'd be the power in Desert Sky Park.
Brady Bogan
Okay. Maverick and Goose's old hangout. It's a Top Gun reference. Got it. All right. Good luck. All right. There you go.
Dick Toledo
See, people, there's also one in Maricopa for the first time in a couple years.
Brady Bogan
Did you do that?
Dick Toledo
Nope.
Brady Bogan
Do we have somebody living in America again? Who's down there?
Dick Toledo
Chris Schubert.
Brady Bogan
I don't know who that. Oh, Chris. Oh, I know Chris. Okay. Wow. He. What? He just dropped one by his house.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
All right. Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Check out the office barn, huh? No, I'm just kidding.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah.
Dick Toledo
Because the only thing the office barn's there now.
Larry McFeely
It's gone.
Dick Toledo
I don't think it is.
Brady Bogan
Plus Maricopa is still around.
Dick Toledo
Forgot that there's an overpass over that railway crossing now, so you don't even have to stop.
Brady Bogan
You know too much about Maricopa. I do. Stayed in touch with it. You need it. Yeah. Yeah. You need to stop. Hi, there. Who's this? This is Brian. Brian, where are you? We.
Kristen
We are Power and Williams Field Polytechnic.
Larry McFeely
There you go. He's close to that.
Brady Bogan
Power and Power in Desert Parkway or Desert Sky Park? Power and Desert Sky Park. Maverick and Goose's old hangout. Good luck. They're running now, people everywhere. Hello there. Who's this?
Kristen
Good morning. This is Allie.
Brady Bogan
Hi, Allie, how are you?
Kristen
I'm good. How are you?
Brady Bogan
I'm good. Driving or passenger? What are you?
Kristen
Passenger.
Brady Bogan
All right, who's driving?
Kristen
My husband.
Brady Bogan
Perfect. All right, go ahead.
Kristen
It ain't perfect, but.
Brady Bogan
Wait a minute. Alec, you should be driving. Yeah, why? Well, then how come he's driving? Hold on. How come women. Did you say all women are better drivers?
Kristen
No, I did not say all women. I said most women are better drivers.
Brady Bogan
Insurance disagrees. Yeah.
Kristen
Hey, now, that's not fair.
Brady Bogan
Well, I'm not State Farm. I'm just saying they look and go. One's worse than another. Any hoot?
Kristen
Well, that's because it's State Farm. State Farm sucks.
Brady Bogan
You blame the insurance companies. All right, where are you?
Kristen
Yep, we are looking. We are wondering if anything is around Salt River.
Brady Bogan
Where, though? That's a big river.
Dick Toledo
River like the entire links.
Kristen
No.
Brady Bogan
Good. Christ, I'm glad you're not driving. Salt river in general goes all the way from, like, the Salt River Canyon to God knows where, like, down.
Larry McFeely
You're like A.J.
Brady Bogan
Or. Yeah.
Kristen
In Apache Junction.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay. That you just didn't want to say. That you didn't want to admit where you were at.
Dick Toledo
There's three there. 58, 59, and 60.
Brady Bogan
All right, 50. Okay. You got Idaho in the 60. Are you close to that?
Kristen
Okay.
Brady Bogan
Are you close to. Yeah, it says a pancake shake. Pancake shake. And our friends from Bury the Darkness did that one. The band buried the Darkness. Pancake shake is your clue. Idaho in the 60. All right, good luck.
Kristen
Also, do you have any. Where are the coordinates for Table Mesa?
Brady Bogan
Well, we'll go those. You're nowhere near that. I'm not giving those to you yet.
John Holmberg
Well, she's such a good driver. She'll make it there in no time at all.
Larry McFeely
When you get there in an hour.
Brady Bogan
Call me when you get there. Yeah, Once. I'm not giving you clues for Apache Junction and Table Mesa unless you've got a helicopter. And I know you're not flying a helicopter, Amelia. You're not doing that one. All right, thank you. Good luck with the first. Find the first one. Stop being greedy broads. Yeah.
John Holmberg
All right. Somebody wants.
Brady Bogan
Shouldn't she be reading?
John Holmberg
Somebody's asking about the Hopkins clues now.
Brady Bogan
I'll give you. He's got a. And crossroads, I'll just say right here, of the dog shot. Basically, I'm going to say it says, number one home buyer. Number one mobile home buyer.
Larry McFeely
What?
Brady Bogan
In Arizona? Doug Hopkins. And if you see that, you're within about 25ft of the keg. And I'll say it's Main street, number one mobile home buyer in Arizona. You're about 20ft from it.
Dick Toledo
You get a billboard outside the villages or what?
Brady Bogan
I don't know. Just saying, it's on Main Street. And if you see those words, you're within about 20ft. Good luck. That's the Hopkins crew. Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Found already.
Brady Bogan
Hopkins was just live up.
Dick Toledo
Just live updated, Right?
Brady Bogan
Never mind. Doug's is gone. Way to go, Doug. But a cruddy hiding spot. I didn't even get a clue out. They just saw. You know what? They probably saw Doug coming out of the bottom of this tunnel. Like, hey, there's TVs Doug Hopkins coming out of the earth because he hit it in a little storm drain wash. Yeah. Under the road. Hey, I'm Doug Hopkins. I was down in the earth. I was subterranean Doug Hopkins for a second, and now I'm up on the streets.
Dick Toledo
You've been calling by your house.
Brady Bogan
They're coming in hot. I got all these people emailing help. I might just get this one on the center. 22nd street in Northern. That's one of mine. If you're up in the 22nd street in northern area, three years are left. The.
Dick Toledo
You got those there. You got 32.
Brady Bogan
I know where I was, Richard.
Dick Toledo
I'm telling you. Which ones are left?
Brady Bogan
I know I'm looking. 22nd street and Northern. I would go to. You're close. Which one got found? 34, 31.
Dick Toledo
34 and 36.
Brady Bogan
31, 34 and 36. I got 33. 32. 36 isn't me. 31. So I would say go to Northern and 24th Street. Open the gate. Open this gate. Although the gate may be open now. Oh, good luck. You get to. It's. It's. You get to go. There's a helicopter pad near it, I'll tell you that. A landing center where helicopters go. Oh, so many options for you out there.
Dick Toledo
Remember, we have two on our app as well.
Brady Bogan
That's right, you can. Oh, that's right. You can go to the KUPD app. There's two more in there. And you can dig around on the app. I'm not sure how that works and when we release that, but people find it in the weirdest ways. So we got a couple of them sitting there for all you in the office. You want to dig around on the app, it's in stories. You click on one of the links, you go to something and you'll find it. It's in there somewhere. So everybody's running around grabbing kegs. The red lines are starting to show up real fast on the screen. So you guys are finding them fast. Keg hunters, be careful. Follow the rules. We'll give you as many hints as we can. We'll make up a wake up song this morning because you're not going to get anything on these phones or anything else.
John Holmberg
I'll pull some out.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we'll get something good and we'll get it together. It's Easter Keg 2025. $5,000 in one of your hands tonight at Four Peaks Tasting Room over there in Tempe. You bring the keg you find down to our party. You enjoy the party. And then at the end, we draw a number in one of the kegs out there randomly. It's not pre selected. One of them will be worth five grand. Ten of them worth five hundred bucks, thanks to Action Rideshow. So there you go. Be careful, hunt wisely and enjoy the day. Give us a call if you need hints. 585-9800 will do our best to guide you through this glorious Easter keg. 2025 it's 98K, UPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98KU. It's Larry Mcfailey.
Dick Toledo
And whether you're tearing up desert trails.
Brady Bogan
In a Tacoma, towing your toys with a tough tundra, or exploring the back roads in the all new 4Runner, your.
Dick Toledo
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Brady Bogan
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Dick Toledo
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Brady Bogan
Trust only genuine Toyota technicians with genuine Toyota parts. From oil changes to full checkups, your.
Dick Toledo
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Brady Bogan
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Dick Toledo
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Brady Bogan
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John Holmberg
Let you know where to go for.
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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com all right, in the middle of the Easter Keg Hunter. Thank you very much. Miles to nowhere. Cruising through our Friday or Good Friday. The hunters are everywhere. We're getting People emailing. Here's a rule. You're gonna piss Brett off if you. If he's answering your questions and you fire back with something he can't control. I've heard him yell at his computer a few times this morning where it's basically, all right, I'm done with this guy. And you're like, what happened? It's not my fault. There's 90 people where I told you to go. It's a popular contest. So he's getting mad at the computer. Basically, if you ask where to go and Brett answers, just say thank you. He's like the soup nuts. You just say thank you and move on. But the second you're like, hey, Brett, there's already people here. What do I got eye in the sky on the thing? You asked. I told Move. So Brett's getting angry at his. At the computer. But you can do that. You can ask him through our text. 97936. Toledo and Brett are trying to handle as much as that as they can.
John Holmberg
Trying to get the emails as fast as we can, but they're just rolling so fast.
Brady Bogan
I'm loaded. I can't get to any of the emails in time. By the time I get to you, it's going to be gone. There's people. Somebody was hunting for a. A keg and sent me a picture, said, I'm hunting in Brady's neck of the woods. And whatever happened to Gilbert? Man, there's graffiti on the side of a trash can that says, Gracie likes fat men. C word. Wow. And then it's got a gun to a girl's head drawing. And the C word is the man. C word. Like the male rooster. Gracie like goons.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, I did that last night.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Brady, this looks like your handwriting. Gracie like fat men things. And then they drew a gun blowing a girl's brains out. So. Not my Gilbert. It says it's goonery. That is goonery. You people and your goons. They tried to warn us all that it was coming, that the place was just erupting with goonery. And I'm answering all the questions I can answer as fast as I can on the phone. You can call us 585-9800 to try to find these kegs. It is just. It overwhelms us. We become dispatch. It's crazy. I. Hi. Oh, here we go. Got people texting. Doug Hopkins is upset. Damn it, that was fast. I just got back. It's already found. I'm like, yeah, you know, you got to try harder, Doug. Gotta, gotta try A little harder for.
Dick Toledo
A clue was given out.
Larry McFeely
Doug.
Brady Bogan
Our guy Winston and his beautiful lady India are out. And he goes. And I told him a clue and he goes, India just got chased out by a huge javelina. Wow. I don't think it's worth it.
Larry McFeely
She's okay, right?
Brady Bogan
I think that one's gone. You know, she made it. I think he'd led with she's dead. I don't think he would have given me the details. I don't think she's gonna live, man. I don't think he's gonna take his time to text me if that's the.
Dick Toledo
I sent live pictures of him looking at a keg, John.
John Holmberg
Oh, wow.
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God. Jeez. Yeah, there's people. It's not a live picture. That is a scary, horrifying scene from the wild. And that's where you guys start acting like that. So every time Brett answers, you just say thank you and. And don't follow back with another text that says there's already somebody there. Do again.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Unbelievable. What.
Brady Bogan
What's Larry.
John Holmberg
What's Larry's 61. It just says in Mesa.
Brady Bogan
I know Larry's. Guys, we're almost. We're way over half gone already. I mean, this is the fastest I've seen a page, Phil. Yeah, look at that. Second page is all red now. You guys are. They have found. Maybe we made it too easy this year. We get to start droning these newbies.
Dick Toledo
What do we got?
Brady Bogan
Unbelievable. This is insane. All right, let's go the phone, see who we got where they are. Hi there. Who's this? This is Noah. Noah, where are you? Arrowhead. Out at Arrowhead and Arrowhead is Rachel area. That's about hers, I think. Where's Rachel's kegs? Let me see. It's a big long list. We're around 75th and Dell. Rachel has one on. He got 75th and Greenway. All right. All right, thank you. The clue is hidden legacy.
Kristen
Okay, thank you.
Brady Bogan
All right, good luck. Oh, that's gonna load up fast. That's a. That's an area of a lot of cars right there. There's a lot of people here, John. Yeah, yeah, we can' we can't help with that.
John Holmberg
Unbelievable.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, there's a lot of people listening. Sorry about that. It's not like Katie, KB is doing the contest where it's just you and a couple other folks.
John Holmberg
This would be a week long contest.
Brady Bogan
93K. It would be an annual thing, but they mean, like, it takes a whole year to get it started. Again? Yeah, there's a lot of people. Because we got a lot of people. You got to deal with that. I'm with you. I'm antisocial. I don't want that either. But if I see a crowd of people, I assume it's gone. Hi, there. Who's this? Hi.
Kristen
This is Olivia.
Brady Bogan
How are you, Olivia?
Kristen
I am good. I am looking for a clue at 55th and Happy Valley. 55th Avenue and Happy Valley.
Brady Bogan
There's one on 51st and Union Hills.
Kristen
51St and Union Hill.
Brady Bogan
The clue is hiking. Hiking with Carrie and Chelsea. I have no idea what that means. Hiking with Carrie and Chelsea. Chelsea. I don't know what that is. Are you driving or are you a passenger?
Kristen
Passenger.
Brady Bogan
Good move. Is the husband driving? Yes. Nice. Very good. You guys are going to keep it safe. I love learning. Very nice. Excellent job. Way to keep it old school. All right, we'll talk. Good luck. I hope that works.
Kristen
Thanks.
Brady Bogan
All right. See you. All right. There you go. Maybe we see him tonight. She was very reserved. I liked her hunting style. Hi, there. Who's this? Hello.
John Holmberg
Hello there.
Brady Bogan
I want to talk to you. Hello, there.
Larry McFeely
That car's in midair.
Brady Bogan
I think I said you get killed by javelina. They're everywhere. Hi, there. Who's this? This?
Kristen
Gage.
Brady Bogan
Gage, where are you?
Kristen
We're near Arizona Mills Mall.
Brady Bogan
By the mills. All right. Do you have a bulletproof vest on? I hope, because. My God. Why? Why would you do such a thing? That has got to be. That's Fifth, Zach. Kind of. Yeah. In that area there. Let's see where we're at. There was Zach's. Those are gone. Okay. Yeah, we got. How about. Yeah, not really. Those.
Dick Toledo
No.
Brady Bogan
John Gordon, maybe that's a little further out. All right, we're gonna find you one. Hold on a second. How about. That's not near it either. Wow, those are all. Which one are you looking at?
Larry McFeely
Where was it? And I flipped it again.
Brady Bogan
How about. Well, 24th street and Chant. That's kind of far.
Larry McFeely
What about 84?
Brady Bogan
All right, 84. Let me find 84 for you. 84 is Dobson and Guadalupe. That's not terribly far. You want to try that one? Oh, he's gone. Try that again either. Who's this? Oh, our phones might have just shut down. You guys might have broke our phones. Oh, wonderful. There you are. Stephanie. Are you there?
Kristen
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
All right. Where are you, Stephanie?
Kristen
We're on John Wayne and Honeycutt in Maricopa.
Dick Toledo
Head over to Boland. The clue is you. You might need Tony Hawk to get some Help for. To find this keg.
Kristen
Okay. All righty.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Kristen
Awesome. Thank you so much.
Brady Bogan
That was like. That was like a conversation at the line for Des. A bunch of poor people. Roads. I don't know any of that. John Wayne this, bowling that. It's Maricopa. I mean, yes. Jesus.
Dick Toledo
Thank you for calling out, Brett. Like, every tweet that's come in so far has said thank you.
Brady Bogan
I know. I'm getting them now too. Thank you. Thank you very much, gentlemen.
John Holmberg
And the one guy that was doing that I was getting pissed at, he goes, haha. My bad, dude. Hey, what about this?
Brady Bogan
Come on. Enough of you. Jesus. Yeah, Brett is. He got. Wow. All right. Yeah, we're. We're well. We're well over. Well, wait a minute. Amy. This can't be real. Oh, these are the ones that are gone. I see what you did. I was gonna say it's only one page now. All right, now it's gonna be even harder. All right, let's go to another one. Yeah. Be nice to Bradley. He yells at his computer. It makes us all uncomfortable either. Who's this? Oh, you removed Brian. Ready?
Kristen
Ready. Set, go.
Brady Bogan
Hit it. Where are you?
Kristen
We're trying to. We rented a mountain bike. We're off. Like Ellsworth and McKillop.
Brady Bogan
You're the guy Brett was just talking about. Did you rent that from Action Ride Shop? And you're running around Hawes?
Kristen
I did. And we drove around Table Mace all day yesterday with the razor. We got both. Ready there. Anything north? AJ Mountain bikes, River. I screwed up the river thing earlier.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, those are all actions.
Brady Bogan
The early ones. Yeah. Action Ride Shop has a few.
Dick Toledo
5, 6, 7.
Brady Bogan
Old. Old Highway 88. The Canyon Lake Bridge.
Dick Toledo
Oh, that's way up there.
Brady Bogan
You know where that is? That's kind of far. That's not terribly far. You're probably the only one out there on a bike. Yeah. On a bike. That's pretty. Pretty good haul for you. Might want to load that into the.
Kristen
Car a little bit further west at all.
Brady Bogan
Hunt highway and Hawes.
John Holmberg
That's way south.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Well, I don't know. He's on a bike. It says take a trail.
Dick Toledo
Ellsworth and Hunt highway is probably the closest.
Brady Bogan
Ellsworth and Hunt Highway? Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Might be a little bit of a hike.
Brady Bogan
I don't know if you need the bike, but it says in mom's attic.
John Holmberg
Oh, that's it. Isn't that the one?
Brady Bogan
What?
John Holmberg
The one that's really hidden we were talking about earlier.
Brady Bogan
Oh, no, no. Different one. Different one. Yeah. That's different. Yeah, so those are the ones. I don't know. Just enjoy your bike ride. I think that's what you really need to.
Dick Toledo
King's Ranch road in the US 60 in the shadow of the cougar is the clue there. I mean, that's kind of down aside.
Brady Bogan
From him, but he's not satisfied. Any hung up phone's hanging up on people now. Hi there. Who's this? Oh, my God. Yeah, you guys broke our phones. We can't help.
John Holmberg
There we go.
Brady Bogan
Here we go. I can't help you anymore. Are you there? Oh, this is not good. Well, they're going to kill us. Hi there. Who's this? Oh, yeah, the phones have shut down. Oh, yeah, you guys broke our phones. I mean, they're all. They're all ringing.
John Holmberg
Just give them Larry's cell phone number.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you know what? Call Larry. You know what? Text Brett. I'll give you.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead and do that.
Brady Bogan
Here's Brad's personal number. I already told you that. All right, well, now I don't even know how to help. I'm getting. Thank you. Brett's on my emails now. How about this one? I get it off of here. It says I flew in on hot air balloon from New Mexico. I'm looking for 7th street and the 101 7th street and the 101 that's up there. Well, that's close to. You can get up there to Tactical black and get over to Rose Garden and Cave Creek and head on into react defense and try to find one of their keys that unlocks the keg. That's where I'd go if I was on 7th street and the 101. So head on over to. To react defense. It's off Rose Garden. It's a little bit east of Cave Creek on Rose Garden. You can't miss it. How about this one? Anything at Riverview park or near Riverview Park?
Dick Toledo
They've been found.
Brady Bogan
Have they all been found?
Dick Toledo
Yeah, there was like two over near there, and I think that. Let me double check, but I think they've been found.
Larry McFeely
Our buddy Bryce just text. Near Scottsdale and Shea. Sitting on my back patio watching the dogs. Don't want to leave my yard. Got anything?
Brady Bogan
That's. Those are the people that are just like, hey, drop one off at my place.
John Holmberg
Well, yesterday when I was at Action ride shop, some guy called into Josh and wanted to put in his code from the phone.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. He's like, come on, bro, let me just do it here. I'm busy. Either. Who's this? Oh, yeah, they're all gone. There you go. Hi there. Who's this? Andrea. What? Oh, yeah. This is not gonna be good. Sorry.
Kristen
202 in the 60.
Brady Bogan
202 in the 60. Oh, that's Ellsworth, right? Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Ellsworth.
Brady Bogan
Ish. That's Ellsworth and the Hunt. That's too far. Hunt Highways. Too far. How about Val Vista and Germaine? Now? That's too far up.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, that's too far south.
Brady Bogan
Man, oh, man, you guys drained us fast.
Dick Toledo
Ellsworth and owns a Guadalupe. Yeah, Cousin of Zeus can often be found vaping here. It's one of Brady's.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Did you hear that? Hung up on him. Hung up on him. There's nothing I can do. Justin, are you there? Yeah, this thing's all screwed up. Yeah, we're done. The oldest technology in the building is shot. We can't even have a contest in this dump because we can't get anything right. Somebody's on the line. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. All right, where are you? Quick, before the phone hangs up on you.
Kristen
Iwatuki. 51st street and Elliot.
Dick Toledo
24Th street in Chandler is the only one that's kind of in that area and pretty good. Just put on your hiking shoes and go.
Brady Bogan
24Th street and Chandler. Get over there. Hurry up. All right, all right. Good luck. There you go. See, we got through that one because we have a landline that dumps calls like we're running Bin Laden's phones out of the caves.
Larry McFeely
Priority.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Hi there. Who's this? Doesn't exist. Nothing?
Dick Toledo
How about this one for Cave Creek? Or Sharon and Cave Creek. Where the.
John Holmberg
Where?
Dick Toledo
It's bike week every week. That one hasn't been called in yet. Number 76.
John Holmberg
That's an easy one.
Brady Bogan
Either. Who's there?
Kristen
Should be easy chair.
Brady Bogan
Hi. Go ahead.
John Holmberg
I wish the phones would have hung up again.
Kristen
I'm on 60th street and McDowell.
Brady Bogan
60Th street and McDowell. No, 16th.
Kristen
1 6th. 16th.
Brady Bogan
Oh, 16th and McDowell. You're by the Boom Boom Room.
Larry McFeely
You.
Kristen
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Brady Bogan
Go to the Boom Boom Room. Screw this. Go to the Boom Boom Room. I'll meet you there at noon. 16th Street.
Dick Toledo
46, 47, 48. Or downtown Phoenix.
Brady Bogan
All right, 40. Let me see where we're at here. 46 is Second and Roosevelt.
Dick Toledo
50. Number 50.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, Second and. Yeah, it's probably the closest one to you be second Roosevelt not too far from there. So 16. So go to second and Roosevelt. That's one up. One down and about five over. So you're. It says tops and bottoms aren't the only ones getting lucky. Oh, man. Is it a gay club on Second and Roosevelt? Oh, yeah, most likely. Yeah. Thinking of Second Roosevelt. All right, well, I hung up on her. Good luck.
Dick Toledo
If you're looking at Maricopa, the Maricopa keg has been found.
Brady Bogan
Damn it. Maricopa. You're closed. Sorry about that.
Dick Toledo
Welcome back in for the first time in like five years.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, there's nothing we can do.
John Holmberg
Thank you. How nice.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, see, I got. I'm telling to be nice to you so you stop yelling at that screen like a lunatic.
Dick Toledo
Sandman's got a couple still available in North Scottsdale. 68th street in Mayo and Scottsdale Road in Jomax. It's 28 and 29.
Brady Bogan
All right, here's one of the coordinates for Table Mesa.
John Holmberg
Oh, here we go.
Brady Bogan
Okay. I don't know how this works. I don't know how. I don't know how to say it. The first number. Is this the full number?
Dick Toledo
This doesn't look great.
Brady Bogan
It is. Okay. Yeah. It says 4.011.
Dick Toledo
You're missing the 3.
Brady Bogan
No, mine's cut off. Then that's what I was asking. Look at. Okay, you give it.
Dick Toledo
Which one?
Brady Bogan
25.
Dick Toledo
Number 25.
Brady Bogan
Everybody get your pen and paper ready. If you're out there ready to four wheel for these. Right. Right.
Dick Toledo
This down. 34.01117. By negative 1168184. 16841.
Brady Bogan
Okay. I don't. I don't even know how to do that.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
I would just be staring at the.
Dick Toledo
Just type it into your phone.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And then. Yeah, you type it in there and then your phone says there it is.
Dick Toledo
That's not the exact location, but they're all within walking distance.
Brady Bogan
Pretty close.
Dick Toledo
That dot.
Brady Bogan
So, 34.01117. And then the next number is negative 1 12.168411. Sorry. There you go. That's the first one out of table mace. I don't think any of those have been found yet. And those are usually the last to go because people have to actually, like, pack a lunch.
Dick Toledo
If you're looking at Ellsworth and owns a Guadalupe, leave. It's just been found.
Brady Bogan
Got. Found that one now. Jesus. Yeah. This is amazing. We are. All right. Like, we're well past half done and it's seven o' clock, so this will be over by eight. No question about it. So keep hunting. The phones are broken. You guys are. The show is Too popular. We need some of you to peel out and go listen to something else for a while. It's too much. There are too many listeners. Shannon, would you go out and just start encouraging people to listen to something else? We have too many listeners right now. There's just too many.
Dick Toledo
We can't handle it.
Brady Bogan
We have a problem in radio. And you know who we should talk to about how to get rid of listeners? Hubbard Management. They seem to be great at it. I mean, look around the nation. They're killing every station. It's amazing. And then we'll go over to Clear Channel. We'll say, how did you guys get rid of all your listeners? And they'll tell us all their plans for the future. And you're like, wow, all of those ideas are terrible how you guys have jobs. So, yeah, if we need to get less listeners, we just need some suits to come in here and start telling us how to do this job different, differently. All right, we got it. It's going crazy out here. We're going nuts. We're going to take a little break here. We'll answer all of your dispatch questions. I'll try on holmberg@98kupd.com Brett's doing his best 97936 along with Toledo. I don't know if you're doing social media stuff.
Dick Toledo
That's your Twitter.
John Holmberg
I'm doing the emails and. And tax.
Larry McFeely
I'm covering faxes.
Brady Bogan
Brady, somehow or another is in the drive through and I don't know why, but he's over there manning the cash register. And then we'll just do the best we can. We'll try on these phones that are absolutely broken. We don't understand why too many listeners is a problem we have. We'll get back in that. We're gonna do a Brady report. We're gonna. We're gonna ease off of this for a little bit and make you guys sweat it out. But you guys are killing it right now. Just killing it. Nice work. Tonight. Four peaks from six to eight. All you keg hunters that got a trophy head on down there. And we'll draw the winner at 8 o' clock and make somebody $5,000 richer. Not to mention that the Action Ride Shop kegs are worth $500 each. So we got. We got 10 of those that are dubbed by Action ride shop. They're $500 more. Even better. And coming up here, we're going to open up five more with our friends at Harley Davidson and ride now power sports. We'll tell you about that in a little bit as well. So much going on. Brady report. Coming up next, Arizona's most powerful rock rad. He said fully erect.
Dick Toledo
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Brady Bogan
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Dick Toledo
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Dick Toledo
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Dick Toledo
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Dick Toledo
Let's go places.
John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
I sure do.
Larry McFeely
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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
Online at 98kubd.com Jesus Christ. All right, settle down, Brad. Hold on. Come on. We've got McDonald's delivered and I'm not.
John Holmberg
I'm not missing a beat from 7th Avenue.
Dick Toledo
Inhale it all.
Brady Bogan
We need to have a camera and microphone on. Brett Shannon Sandman can go cinema verite on this one and just kind of get the action shots. Brett is shouting at his computer like he's in a room alone. He doesn't realize there's people nearby.
Larry McFeely
Well, give the last.
Brady Bogan
This guy over here this clue. I'm on 7th Street. 7th Street. And what? You dumb? I'm like, all right, Brett, he can't hear you.
Larry McFeely
How about this one?
Dick Toledo
Unless you're sending me nudes, don't send me a picture.
Brady Bogan
One lady, very happy, very happy, sends a picture of her holding the keg. She sends a picture holding the keg. Unless you send in your. I don't want to see any pictures. The Whole point of the game. What?
John Holmberg
No. It wasn't even one of our kegs. She found one outside a bar. It wasn't even one of our kegs.
Brady Bogan
Then you're right. That lady should have sent a picture. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. If you're gonna send. Can. Send yours. Don't send random time. That's not even one of ours, you dumb. These people, what are they bugging me for? Phone's ringing off the hook. I'm trying to get a little rest.
Dick Toledo
It's like we're doing something today or something.
Brady Bogan
All right, we're gonna keep going. I'm gonna keep dispatching people.
Larry McFeely
Baseline.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And What?
John Holmberg
Yeah, Ford boils.
Brady Bogan
Ah, Jesus Christ. You stillborn? Quit bugging me. I'm trying to look at porn over here.
Dick Toledo
Did you just say you still.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I called him a stillborn.
John Holmberg
I'm gonna use that one.
Brady Bogan
That's a good one. Try it. Yeah, that popped in my head. That's pretty good shot, calling people a stillborn when they're that dumb. But I don't know who's dumber, them or you, because you're just shouting at a screen like they're. Like you're getting. Hi there. Who's this?
Kristen
Hi. This is Lisa.
Brady Bogan
Lisa. Are you driving? Are you a passenger? No, I'm.
Kristen
I'm. Well, I'm parked, but I'm.
Brady Bogan
I'm driving. Okay, but you're parked right now. Good for you. All right, where are you?
Kristen
Yes, yes, yes. I'm on 59th Avenue in Peoria.
Brady Bogan
59Th Avenue and Peoria. I have no idea.
Larry McFeely
Has been wiped out. As far as. There's one on 80. Number 66.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. 85th Avenue and Olive. That's what I was looking at. 85th Avenue and Olive.
Dick Toledo
And the next one, too.
Brady Bogan
And 51st Avenue and Indian school.
Kristen
And what's the clue for the 85th and olive?
Brady Bogan
Hit a spare and strike a keg. I've told somebody that before, so I bet you. There. There's. That one's got people at it.
Kristen
Oh, they probably already got it.
Brady Bogan
51St.
Kristen
Thank you.
Brady Bogan
Hold on, I'll give you more. Okay, 51st in Indian school. No, never mind. No, no, screw this. You stillborn? This is where the game should be played. Exactly. I'm trying to be nice over here, you dumb. I met your mother the other day. When I tried to shake her hand, I accidentally grabbed a hanger that she missed with.
John Holmberg
That's a good one too.
Brady Bogan
Did that lady that. Wait a minute. I think you were called a stillborn on the radio. This is why satellite's winning. Hi there. Who's this?
Kristen
Okay.
Brady Bogan
Hi. Remember how phones work? Nope. I got time for that. Hi there. Who's this? I'm taking the bread approach.
Kristen
This.
Brady Bogan
Sean. Sean, how are you? I'm great. How are you doing? Well, where are you?
Kristen
At Val Vista and Germaine.
Brady Bogan
I'm. I'm looking right at Val Vista and Germaine and the clue.
Larry McFeely
Val Vista.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know. I heard him say it's Val Vister. Is that different than the one I'm thinking of? Val Vista and Germaine. Lots of ears. Lots. Shut up. Lots of years. Jesus. Lots of. Yeah, he's not a snowboard. He's close. All right, good luck. Okay. All right, thank you. All right. See ya. People forgot how phones work. When I'm saying words, they start talking to someone else. Like it's on. Yeah, no, he's on the thing. I'm talking to him right now.
Larry McFeely
They're not used to it because they're used to just texting.
Brady Bogan
Right. That's what I'm saying. They forgotten how they work. Hi there. Who's this? This. Mitch. Mitch, where are you?
Kristen
Country club and the 60.
Brady Bogan
There was one there.
Dick Toledo
Dobson and Broadway.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. 20. Number 20. That would be there.
Brady Bogan
There's not anything.
Kristen
Thank you guys so much.
Dick Toledo
If that's all you need now, you.
Brady Bogan
Know, but no, that's what we asked them to do is to say thank you. They're getting a little ahead of themselves. Hi there. Who's this? Oh, that's my phone.
Kristen
Hi, this is Nicole.
Brady Bogan
Nicole, where are you?
Kristen
We are on Beardsley and 51st South.
Dick Toledo
Oh, we were just there.
Brady Bogan
51St Avenue in Indian School. That's a little bit further. That's not too far. It's not terribly far. 51st Avenue and Indian School. But there's people heading there, number 92. And then there's. Yeah, 51st Avenue and Happy Valley. Down with the sickness. Yeah, that's not too far from you, is it?
Larry McFeely
No.
Kristen
Okay, the clue for that one.
Brady Bogan
All right, good luck. Down with the sickness See her turn the radio up to hear herself on the radio. That's everything.
John Holmberg
There's another one.
Brady Bogan
You got Val Vista Road. Okay.
Larry McFeely
Christ.
Brady Bogan
Good for you. Come on, Mario. I'm on 52nd. Good for you. I like that you know their names, cuz that's what he's been yelling at his screen. That's Mario, idiot. And the poor guy is just trying to play.
John Holmberg
One just came through over there too.
Brady Bogan
Oh, you got a tech or a thing? Hold on.
John Holmberg
Caller, call me.
Brady Bogan
Someone finds one Of Brett's other drops. Do they get a prize? Yeah. If you find some of Brett's evidence and it can be used against him, we'll give you $5,000 bail money. Good luck. Tyler. Who's this?
Kristen
This is Brad.
Brady Bogan
Brad, where are you?
Kristen
I'm on 136th street in Shea.
Brady Bogan
Oh, there's one left.
Dick Toledo
92Nd Shade.
Brady Bogan
That's the one I saw. 92nd street in Shea.
Larry McFeely
Also the Saguaro Boulevard. The number 17 is there.
Brady Bogan
17 Saguaro and Park View. That's Fountain Hills Wilderness. That's out of Fountain Hills, but He's on like 92nd Street. And Shay is pretty good for you.
Kristen
I'm heading to. I'm heading to Fountain Hills.
Brady Bogan
What's the. Okay, it's at Wilderness Athlete.
John Holmberg
That's a good clue.
Kristen
Wilderness Athlete.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's at the Wilderness Athlete. That's not a clue. That's the name of the place.
Kristen
I'm on it.
Brady Bogan
All right, good luck. I'm on it. He's gonna lose to the guy?
Dick Toledo
Yep.
Brady Bogan
In Fountain Hills. We just talked.
Dick Toledo
He's gonna pass the one that we were trying to give him, and he.
Larry McFeely
Said, nope, I got it.
Brady Bogan
Unless the first guy we're talking about, unless Brett was right about him, that he's just a stillborn, then the next guy's gonna pass him. Otherwise, that first guy should get it. Now we're getting into that thing.
Larry McFeely
Just give me a road. Somebody said kate, say I'm on 7th.
John Holmberg
Ave. Yeah, I'm gonna start doing that.
Larry McFeely
Keep going.
John Holmberg
Yeah, right.
Brady Bogan
North. Just email back north and or south. And also there's east and west for you. Family keg hunt. It says Cave Creek Bar. The one that was at Buddy Stubbs. Yeah, that's. I, I, that's got to be gone. Yeah, because we mentioned Buddy Stubbs. That has to be. Everybody knows Buddy Stubbs still.
John Holmberg
Technically, it's still on the list. All right, crossed out, no.
Brady Bogan
We're getting close to at 8:30. Giving you guys the the retailer locations where you can go sign up.
Larry McFeely
And the update is there. It's open at 9.
Brady Bogan
9 o' clock. Okay, 9 o' clock. All right, so there you go. You go to Scorpion, Harley Davidson and Chandler. Arrowhead, Harley and Peoria. Roadrunner, Harley and Goodyear. Ride. Now Power sports in Peoria. And right now, Power sports and Chandler. You can mill around out there and hang out if you want. Dumb. Nine o' clock, they open. And yeah, stupid. If you felt like getting there before the doors open, you're zero advantage to that. So if you Want to. If you want to go out there, that's where you go. And we're gonna have some of them there. We also have online kegs and get them up on our app. You can go to the 98KUPD app and then start clicking on stuff, you know, concert calendar and all the things that are on there. You click away, you click this, click that, find it. One of the kegs might just pop up. It's on our app somewhere. I think there's two of them. Are you in charge of that? No, there's. There's two of them. So you can find those that away as well. What else am I missing? Are the action ride shop kegs are worth $500 each. Not the ones they hit, but there are five. They're. They're going to be random draws. Another few thousand bucks going out the door for people who didn't win the 5,000 or maybe the one who did. You get five grand and a 500 keg if you find a lucky one. That's pretty great. You find that out tonight at our party. The guys over at react defense has given a clue for theirs because they're having a game within the game up there. They've hidden keys all over their establishment and place. And then you find one of those, you try to unlock it. The Clue is the one. This is 59th Avenue and Greenway, I believe, right? Oh, no, that one got found. Phoenix still going. The phoenix clue is don't let the days go by. Not the day go by. Oh, don't let the days go by. And that's what they're doing up at react defense. It's off a rose garden and cave creek. You go east on rose garden just a little bit. Don't let the days go by. Josh sent that clue. So that's musical. It's a lyric. I can't quite figure it out. And I know the. I know what. I don't know what they're up to.
John Holmberg
Justin said he's over at react defense right now and two couples are there trying to pay get their next rent check.
Brady Bogan
Is that right?
John Holmberg
Apparently kind of tweaky looking.
Brady Bogan
Got some tweakies out there. All right, all right. Don't let the days go by. I'm trying to figure that out. Who sings that? What am I? I got it in my head. Don't let the days come by.
John Holmberg
Is that dirty vegas or something like that? Or you think of that kind of edmish song?
Brady Bogan
I don't know.
John Holmberg
All right, I'll see if I Ah.
Brady Bogan
That's got me thinking. All right. Keep them up. We'll try a couple more. We'll get you going. Then we'll get the Brady Report going. Because I'm excited about both either. Who's this? Jesus. Hey, I'm on Val Visa and Germaine. I just heard you guys on the radio. Is it in the cornfield? It says. What does it say? Look for ears or lots of ears? Lots of ears. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. Am I close?
Kristen
Getting hot.
Brady Bogan
I mean, if you're on those. Those on. Yeah. If you're on those cross streets and you're looking at a bunch of corn. I go into the field. I'm going in the field. All right. I think it's probably private property. Be careful. These people wrecking cornfields. I don't know if they'd put it in the cornfield. Who hid that?
Larry McFeely
I. I don't.
Brady Bogan
Which one's lots of ears?
Larry McFeely
Just says it's Action Ride.
Brady Bogan
It's an action Ride shot. Lots of ears. Maybe they might have put it in there. It'll be on a trail. I don't think they just chuck it into the cornfield.
John Holmberg
Scott Haynes wants to know if Thriller hit his kegs near an empty Coke Zero.
Brady Bogan
Shows? Yep. Maybe buy a PT place. All right, let's go here and find out. Let's get a couple more people in the right direction. Hi there. Who's this?
Kristen
Hello.
Brady Bogan
Hi. How are you?
Kristen
Hello, this is q. I'm on 67th and West Bell Road.
Brady Bogan
67Th and Bell.
Kristen
West Bell Road.
Brady Bogan
Okay. You're way out there in 67th and West Bell. So the avenue. So, yeah, 85th Avenue and Olive. That's gotta go. That's the bowling alley. One. That's gotta be gone by now. And then 51st Avenue. An Indian school. There's Bell and 15th Avenue if you want to go back. Haven't talked about that one yet. Want to try that one on 15th Avenue? It says, no need to hold your horses. This truly is a racetrack to 5,000.
Kristen
All right, I'll be over there. Thank you so much.
Brady Bogan
Good luck.
Larry McFeely
God bless.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, he did sound very grateful, didn't he?
John Holmberg
Nice guy.
Brady Bogan
I liked him. That's right. Don't let the days go By. That's bush glycerin.
John Holmberg
There's a bunch of. There's one from Slaughter that. Slaughter sings a song with that.
Brady Bogan
And I don't think they. I think Don't Let the Days Go by has to be a bush clue. Donut, glycerine. So evidently, Josh has hidden Some KY jelly along with the keys up there at react defense.
Larry McFeely
It's a lubed up bush.
Brady Bogan
Glycerin is the thing. Yeah, it's a bush that's just leaking goo. All right.
John Holmberg
Apparently papa roach has a days gone by song too.
Brady Bogan
That could be letting the days go by is also us talking heads. Good Christ. Those boys put out a clue. All right, get on up there. They're hiding keys. And unlock it. Ransack their parking lot as well. But don't do it to where there's destruction.
John Holmberg
You guys need to do this weekly. Traffic is so much lighter today.
Brady Bogan
Thank you. It's good Friday. Oh, man. Here's a couple we haven't talked about. Coral Gables in 7th Avenue. That's right in the heart of everything. It says park your expectations. This may take a bit to find. That's a ways out. Somebody said Chandler and 24th Street. You are on Chandler and 24th Street. You've got yourself a little hike. But you stop the car, get out and start walking around. Because that's a trailhead, if I'm not mistaken. Chandler. 24th Street. And you just got to hike in a little bit. It's desert foothills trailhead. So you get in the trail a little and you'll find it that way. My God. I like running dispatch. I feel like I should have been a. I should have worked for a cab company. Hi there. Who's this? I'm Louis De Palma. Hey, it's Brian. Brian, where are you? Broadway and Dobson.
Kristen
What was the clue?
Brady Bogan
Dobson. Broadway was not your mom's car. That's unless she's way cool. What's the name of that place? Mark's place.
Larry McFeely
Mark Randall's hot rod shop.
Brady Bogan
Is that what it's called? Mark Randall's hot rods?
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Is it called snowboarding rides? I don't remember the name of it.
Larry McFeely
There's a crazy. Mark's rat rods.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, there's a car shop in that area. They do customized cars, I think.
John Holmberg
Exhibits by the old Levitz furniture store.
Brady Bogan
Oh, you'll not Levitz anymore. Yeah. All right. Not your mom's car unless she's way cool. That's on Dobson. Broadway. That's probably. I don't know if that's been picked up yet, but good luck. All right. See it? Yeah. I mean, we're down to probably about 20, 25 left. All right. Because I'm guessing some of these haven't been called in yet.
Larry McFeely
Checking my air tag. Still there.
Brady Bogan
Yours? Your. Is it?
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Sometimes those things don't register real fast, though. It Might have picked it up and then it resets itself and you'll find it somewhere. But which one is that?
Larry McFeely
Number 39 is it or 41?
Brady Bogan
41. And that was Gilbert Road.
Larry McFeely
Knox or Greenfield Road?
Brady Bogan
Greenfield and Knox. This is laying around with good old grain Jasper. Good old grain Jasper.
John Holmberg
The bowling alley.
Brady Bogan
You don't know that clue? That's not your clue?
Larry McFeely
No, Kurt. Well, yeah, that. Kirby put that clue together.
Brady Bogan
Okay. I think any idea?
Larry McFeely
Eliminate the grain part of it. But I think that's a typo.
Brady Bogan
That's not a typo. It's a word, Brady.
Larry McFeely
I can say Knox and Jasper. There'll be a lot in common with.
Brady Bogan
That good old Jasper. Yeah, but grain is a. Is a five letter spelled out typo.
Larry McFeely
Well, I'm wondering if she was saying grand. Good old grand Jasper.
Brady Bogan
I have no idea what that clue means.
Larry McFeely
I'll have to ask her. She's really high.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she had to be, man. I thought you said you did.
Larry McFeely
I did.
Brady Bogan
Kirby wentliff me and she did the clues. You don't remember any?
John Holmberg
He was up. He texted me at 2am Actually, I.
Brady Bogan
Got a text confirming. All right, so Kirby and Kirby did the work.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, well, I hit the kegs. What do you want to do with this?
Brady Bogan
All right, gotcha. Laying around was good old typo Jasper.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
That makes sense to you?
Larry McFeely
Yeah, Brady, because it's on there. Knox and Jasper.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay, so it's not Greenfield. Knox.
Larry McFeely
It's. You go. Knox is off of Greenfield. And then the next the crossing street would be who's around there is Jasper.
John Holmberg
The Brady report starting early today.
Brady Bogan
He know what's going on. Cross streets. Cross streets are Knox and Jasper.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, but you got to go down Knox.
Brady Bogan
That's right.
Larry McFeely
All the way to Jasper. Right.
Brady Bogan
That's what? Cross streets.
Larry McFeely
But the crossroads. To get there you can only turn onto Knox off of Greenfield.
Dick Toledo
He's saying crossroads is one thing. Cross streets is another thing.
Brady Bogan
So you're saying in order to get to the certain street you have to say. So you're giving directions.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
You take Greenfield to Jasper and then Jasper and Knox is the cross streets. Yes. Gotcha.
Dick Toledo
There we go.
John Holmberg
I'm gonna go take a lap.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Dick Toledo
This billboard, Marky Mark's car shop is called the art of speed and Design.
Brady Bogan
The art of speed and design is the place. Okay. All right. So many options here. Trying to keep up. It's going fast. It's fine. Trying to keep up with guys. Trying to help out with all this stuff. Somebody just said Perryvale. Like. Yeah, there's one right next to Jodi Arias. She's standing right next to it and she's doing some art on it. I don't think we have any in Perryvale, do we? At the prison?
Dick Toledo
No.
Brady Bogan
Maybe off the 10.
John Holmberg
And I just got a picture, an email, Greenfield and Knox has been found. It hasn't been updated yet, but it's been found.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that's okay. That's the one Brady was just going.
Dick Toledo
On when we were just.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, that. Don't even bother with that. And it's probably you weren't going to find it anyway based on Magellan over here trying to tell you it's on the move. He's watching his air tag go.
Dick Toledo
Look how excited he is.
Brady Bogan
Technology. All right, there you go. We'll do a Brady report next, I promise. And then keep you guys up to date. Keep hunting. Easter Keg 2025 rolling right along Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
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Dick Toledo
Yeah, you need a 4x4 or some hiking shoes for a few of these.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, the 4x4 would be helpful. I don't think any of the. The table mesas have been found yet. Well, yeah, all four of those are out.
Dick Toledo
I don't know how. We started at 6. How long does it take to get out there?
Brady Bogan
To get to table mesa?
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Oh, but it's probably 40. It's a 30 minute. It's a 30 minute drive from the middle.
Dick Toledo
Okay.
Brady Bogan
And then you get off table mesa and you've got another 15, 20 minutes to get to any of the trails. Oh, I mean, you could get. There's a couple of small, like, raw deals pretty close. And Terminator, like, they have one and two would probably be where Drew hid those. I know that Terminator 1 and Terminator 2 are really cool trails. Raw deals one. And then there's that one. You have to have 37 inch tires and like a 5 inch lift to climb the wall to get over. I can't remember what that's called. Oh, yeah, you look at this thing, it's. It looks like just a straight wall.
Larry McFeely
I'm baffled. Like, who's the first person that thought.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we can go over this. We can do this. And then you watch a guy do it and you're like, oh. And then right behind him. And I. The first time I did that, I was horrified. And she handled it. It's a great car. So, yeah, we'll get out there for those. I don't think they're gonna go too crazy with making you climb those. But maybe Drew doesn't care. For your safety.
John Holmberg
We've had a couple people asking when we announced the 500 kegs. Is that tonight or do we do that?
Brady Bogan
Okay, you'll find out which kegs were 500 bucks when you redeem it. You'll go up and they'll go, hey, congratulations, you found one of the action ride shop 500 keg kegs.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brady Bogan
And then they'll give you their money.
Dick Toledo
Josh is standing right there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And that does. Yeah. Josh just hands you the money and that doesn't mean you can't win five grand too. Your keg can be worth both. It's just. It's just got a little star on. It's a little extra, you know, so that's cool. This guy emails and says, my wife wakes up at 4:45 every day and she decides to take today off and not tell me. Wakes up at 6:30 and starts yelling at me to go with her. Find kegs. We have two boys that I have to make breakfast for and get ready for school. This bitch is crazy. She left the house and is now looking for kegs and Chandler, I hate you, but I love you in a way for getting her out of the house. She was driving me nuts. Why are you making the breakfast for the boys? She was up.
John Holmberg
Somebody wants to know if we hit a keg at Spook Hill.
Brady Bogan
Stop it.
Dick Toledo
Not this year. That was me a couple years ago.
Brady Bogan
Say again. Get on there. I can't hear words saying Shannon, Joe.
Dick Toledo
Max in Scottsdale was found.
Brady Bogan
Joe Max in Scottsdale's gone. Okay. Geez, they're all going away. This one says, hey, Holmberg, I heard cameras add 10 pounds to a person's body, but I didn't know it was directly on your nose. It looks like you could start renting out RV storage space. All right. Yeah, we have our cameras rolling. I don't know why. You've watched me eat a sausage burrito and drink two or three Dr. Pepper Zeros. I don't understand why the cameras are. But if you want to watch, you're more than welcome. Boring. Boring. You just got a finger if that's a thing. So there's that. And man. Yeah, we'll keep going. You keep hunting. We got Brady out there all pro. Shade had a. Had one. They did, and it just got found. So the sponsors of the Brady Report had a keg sitting right out in front there and it got picked up. They're going quick. There's not many left. We're gonna do the apps. The app is just. You just sign up, right?
Dick Toledo
Sign up. Just pull up the app and there'll be an enter to win for them there. And we'll pull random winners, two of them, at around 2 o' clock.
Brady Bogan
So nobody's just clicking. You just dive through.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, just.
Brady Bogan
Just enter the win. Enter to win. Easy enough. And 30 minutes or an hour away from the stores opening up and letting you sign up. For all you folks that are like, I think we're striking out this morning, there's still a chance we'll tell you how to do that.
Dick Toledo
You're defeated on the phones right now.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, there's a lot of defeat when you talk to people like, oh, I'm on Dobson and Southern. That one got found. You can go to, like, Hawes, and they're like, oh, another year of failure.
John Holmberg
Well, hell, we'll just throw one in the car and bring it right to you.
Brady Bogan
See, Brecken's upset with you. That you have any. That you have any emotions about this one. I've been trying for 10 years. I got nothing. Well, sometimes you crap in one hand and you, Brett, just leave the guy alone. Yeah, Brett's been shouting people down. Not necessarily to where they hear him, but. And. And he is right. Why would you just email in what street you're currently on? Yeah, 7th Avenue.
Larry McFeely
That's a big street.
Brady Bogan
We don't know. That goes all the way up and down.
John Holmberg
Could be one north, could be one south.
Brady Bogan
Exactly. I don't know where you are.
Dick Toledo
I didn't get a response when somebody said, Greenfield, like, all 21 miles of it.
Brady Bogan
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Larry McFeely
Good. Good Friday to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.
Brady Bogan
Yes. Yes.
Larry McFeely
Couple of baseless fun facts. Since Easter is based on the vernal equinox, it can fall on any day between March 22nd and April 25th.
Brady Bogan
Right.
Larry McFeely
Easter has been on April 20th, 420.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Larry McFeely
Just three times in the past 95 years.
Brady Bogan
They don't like it when it coincides with Hitler's birthday. That's when. Yeah, religious people get a little upset. Again, I go back to this.
Dick Toledo
This.
Brady Bogan
All these documents that you've got about the Jesus, all the lifelong things that you paid so much attention to. And nobody wrote down the day that this happened. It's just a guess that can move around weeks at a time. I get your vernal equinox combo, but you'd have thought somebody would have written the day down.
Larry McFeely
Well, it's not going to happen again that this clashing until 2087.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I'm not worried about that. Yeah. I'm just saying. Saying.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
If I see a dude come back to life, I'm gonna remember the date. And when I tell people the story, I'll be like, was a cold rainy night in Mesa, April 18, 2025. Yeah, that's gonna go. That's gonna headline every time I tell the story. It wouldn't be like somewhere between March and May I saw a man come back to life. Really? It was a Sunday. I know that.
Larry McFeely
Penguins have knees. Their legs just look super short because most of their leg bones are covered in feathers.
Brady Bogan
No, like you. Correct. That's right.
Larry McFeely
Every ounce of ice water you drink burns one calorie.
Brady Bogan
Okay, try that on and lose all your weight in a day by over drinking icy water.
Larry McFeely
Easter this summer.
Dick Toledo
Recommended.
Brady Bogan
Drink a pool of ice water and you'll be. You'll be anorexic. Classic.
Dick Toledo
Do not listen.
Brady Bogan
It's a fact. Brady said so.
Larry McFeely
A new Easter poll found that the most popular easter candy in 2025 is the Reese's Peanut Butter eggs.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's the best. That's.
Larry McFeely
People are thinking peeps would be up there.
Brady Bogan
No, no, no, no.
Larry McFeely
It came in at 6.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's. It's in the mix because it just exists on Easter.
Larry McFeely
But next is the chocolate Easter bunny. Third Cadbury Creme eggs.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I want the consistency on my Easter candy of Reese's and Reese's Peanut Butter. The Easter eggs and the Easter bunnies are all hit or miss, depending on who made the chocolate.
Larry McFeely
What do you think of the robin eggs?
Brady Bogan
Oh, those are good Whoppers.
Larry McFeely
They're Easter colored.
Brady Bogan
They're just like Whoppers with a better pastel color, better paint job, kind of in a shell. I like those too.
Larry McFeely
The other thing it found is 57% of adults wish they could get in on an Easter egg hunt.
Brady Bogan
You can't are today. Why not? And we're doing it right now. But clearly adults love Easter egg hunts. They do because we're having this giant thing every year and people are. By the way, the cornfield evidently is just flooded with humanity. It looks like Field of Dreams out there. Right now. Can't imagine that keg is still there. But it has not been reported, so.
Larry McFeely
And two bodies have been found in the field.
John Holmberg
I was working. I was working.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Brett was busy. Your wife just texted me Brady and said are there any kegs and Gilberts that haven't been found? She had an Esther Gilbert for no reason.
Larry McFeely
Nice.
Dick Toledo
She just get up at 8 and.
Larry McFeely
Think she must have just left.
Brady Bogan
Are there any kegs and Gilberts that hasn't been found? No, ma' am.
Larry McFeely
Sure ain't.
Brady Bogan
Get my harvester out there and try to find that one out in the Kern field. Oh, collateral damage is the name of that trail that I was trying to remember. That's horrifying. So that's. I don't know. Drew, the guy who hit all of our kegs out of Table Mesa just threw out collateral damage that might be out there. It's worth taking a look at if you've got a day to screw around. A beautiful day for off roading.
Dick Toledo
By the way, one of them's already been gotten.
Brady Bogan
Gotten one of the other thing or is Ronnie texting you too?
Dick Toledo
One of them has already been gottens.
Brady Bogan
One of them's gottens out there at tables. Macer.
Larry McFeely
Easter Sunday is the most popular church day of the year. I always thought Christmas was, but Easter, it's more. It's more better weather then it goes Christmas followed by Mother's Day for the Lord.
John Holmberg
Yeah, no kidding.
Larry McFeely
We spend 24 billion on Easter.
Brady Bogan
Easter just on eggs and decorating. Eggs and candy. More of this candy, gifts.
Larry McFeely
And the number one thing that people like, you know, in the Easter baskets over the candy and stuff is gift cards.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, money.
Dick Toledo
I thought you said people were doing potatoes this year.
Larry McFeely
Instead it was suggested.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. If you can't afford eggs to go get some poor people potatoes.
John Holmberg
Damn Irish.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I'd say just cancel it. Nothing worse than a few. Then there's mushy potatoes in the backyard.
Larry McFeely
The other one was the jet puffed marshmallows.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that was kind of. That sounds fun.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. And the kit looked pretty cool.
Brady Bogan
Sure. Eggs though, do the eggs. If you can't afford the eggs, you can't afford Easter this year.
Larry McFeely
There's a school in Texas, in Houston, that removed a section about Virginia from its online learning platform. Used by the third and fifth graders because the Texas state flag has a woman on it and it's bearing a bare breast on it.
Brady Bogan
No, I never knew that either.
Larry McFeely
There's the state flag.
Brady Bogan
Nice.
Larry McFeely
And they don't want the kids seeing that.
Brady Bogan
Ever. I didn't know that for how many years?
Dick Toledo
Right?
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
I mean, it's been a minute. Is it a nice. Is it been enhanced?
Larry McFeely
No, I don't think so. I think that's the og.
Brady Bogan
She's natural.
Larry McFeely
Yep.
Dick Toledo
She's natural.
Larry McFeely
Oh, yeah.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. I like what I'm seeing here. And what is she holding? It looks like she has a huge rod as well. I'm not kidding.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, it is.
Brady Bogan
I think that's a joke drawing. And people just now picked up on the fact that this transvestite is the spokesperson for the Virginia flag. She has a big dick and her boobs out. I've never looked at Virginia's flag like that. But I'm never gonna look at it the same.
Larry McFeely
I'm moving.
Brady Bogan
Do yourself a favor and Google Virginia's flag. And then giggle like you're 12.
Larry McFeely
Like, how did I not know that? I don't remember that.
Brady Bogan
You think that would have been something in fifth grade. Everybody, like, check out Virginia's flag. She's got her boob out and she's got about a 12 inch dork. And she's holding it. There's no getting around that. What's that thing she's holding? She's got, like a trident in one hand and then her dick in the.
Dick Toledo
Other because she's standing on a dude. Might be. Maybe she.
Brady Bogan
She cut his dick.
Dick Toledo
Knocked his dick off.
Brady Bogan
Virginia, man.
John Holmberg
Flag.
Brady Bogan
They've been snickering at us for years. We're getting away with it.
Dick Toledo
Do you think there's a year in.
Brady Bogan
The books, 260 years, us doing this, and then nobody's noticed?
Larry McFeely
I have to figure out what the Latin is underneath there.
Brady Bogan
Maybe that describes just off with their dicks. 6.
Larry McFeely
Semper Tyrannus.
Brady Bogan
That's it. Come on.
Larry McFeely
On Tyrannis.
Dick Toledo
Stop with the anus.
Brady Bogan
Stick something. Terranus.
Larry McFeely
Now it's time for some science news.
Brady Bogan
It's stick it up your ass, Virginia. That's what I said. All right.
Larry McFeely
Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news.
Brady Bogan
All right. Oh, yeah. By the way, somebody said, is today the day you're showing Brett's videos and everyone can watch you react live? Yeah.
John Holmberg
Oh, I gotta look for those.
Brady Bogan
You gotta get your videos ready.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Because today you have reaction shots. For some reason, they film us on Easter keg, and I don't know why.
John Holmberg
Hopefully we got some good ones.
Brady Bogan
But there's cameras in this. Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Mike really enjoyed this last year.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Our reactions.
Brady Bogan
Tripp was giving a tour to some people from some traffic thing the other day, and I'm sitting in Larry's office, It was like 11 in the morning. And he draw and you just hear him going and then yamming it. So it's coming down the hall. It's just business talk. I don't hear the words. And then he comes around and I hear one of them go. And then the guy goes, and that studio is. It's for kupd. And. And it gets kind of quiet. I think he's talking about me. And the guy in there is the one that does the show. And then one of them goes, are there cameras in that studio? No, he won't allow it. You're goddamn right I can hear you. If you ever hear Tripp give a tour, that's exactly what it sounds like. And just none of the word. It just falls out of his. It's almost like when Chris Berman starts.
Larry McFeely
And then they interject something that's like.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the bald douchebag won't allow it.
Larry McFeely
The James Webb Telescope found that we. Well, they're calling the most promising signs of life on another planet.
Brady Bogan
They found a. They found a place they think might work.
Larry McFeely
The planet's called K2 18B to catch your name.
Brady Bogan
Hey, by the way, we got a planet that worked. Works. Let's just stick to it.
Larry McFeely
It's 124 light years away, but they think it has liquid water. And they think the entire planet could be even one big ocean.
Brady Bogan
Cool.
Larry McFeely
Surfs up with that being is saying that that means there's water. Ocean.
Brady Bogan
It's probably life. Probably.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Water makes life as far as we know it. We haven't met those dirt eaters yet.
Larry McFeely
But not everyone's convinced yet. Lead researcher said it could be a huge moment in history. This could be the tipping point where suddenly the fundamental question of whether we're alone in the universe is one we're capable of answering.
Brady Bogan
I can't imagine we are.
Larry McFeely
Robot News Thailand debuted the first real life Robocop.
Brady Bogan
Cool. Oh, they're gonna start shooting.
Larry McFeely
Humanoid robot with 363. 360 degree cameras. Facial recognition. Oh, it has facial recognition and weapon detecting technology.
Brady Bogan
Sorry, black people. They shouldn't. They shouldn't have included that. It's programmed by the police.
Larry McFeely
They dressed him in a uniform. Check out this picture of him with the rest of the.
Brady Bogan
It should be like Justice. It should. It should have cameras, but it shouldn't have facial recognition.
Larry McFeely
And his size is appropriate too. He's about a foot and a half taller than know it's hu.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's human shape.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
I was picturing one of those dogs.
Larry McFeely
No.
Brady Bogan
Oh, this thing, it's people shaped.
Larry McFeely
Yep.
Brady Bogan
Oh, this is terrifying.
Larry McFeely
Locked and loaded.
Brady Bogan
Oh, put the gun down, Holmes. Oh, no. It recognizes faces. They should make it colorblind. That way we don't get into trouble in the future.
Larry McFeely
I see this potentially rocking the horse racing world. World scientists in Argentina are working on genetically modified super horses.
Brady Bogan
We've been doing that the whole time, by the way.
Larry McFeely
They welcomed the first wave of super horses being born after being they were genetically modified, so they're stronger and faster.
Brady Bogan
We've been trying that. Bob Baffert can't train anymore because of that very same thing. But now they're just admitting it. Yeah. They've been shooting stuff into horses for a long time to make them fast.
Larry McFeely
Also, scientists found dolphins communicate by peeing up into the air.
Dick Toledo
The other blowhole like they breach and.
Larry McFeely
Then pee up in the air. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Six simper Tyrannis is the Latin phrase that John Wilkes Booth screamed thus always to tyrants after he shot Abraham Lincoln. Which is also kind of what Brutus said to Julius Caesar, by the way. For those of you looking at the Virginia flag for the last time and put your penises away. It's not sexy.
Larry McFeely
This is great news for people battling STDs, where you've got the super gonorrhea. There might be a new drug to treat super gonorrhea. They've got a new antibiotic.
Brady Bogan
Good.
Larry McFeely
That seems to be working pretty effectively.
Brady Bogan
Fantastic.
Larry McFeely
Because it's been fighting all the other ones.
Brady Bogan
Right. Fix those people with super gonorrhea up and get them back on the streets. I say they make good decisions. That's a group of people I want healthy again. Put a reset button on super gonorrhea.
Larry McFeely
A study also found that some people's brains are just wired to connect with music on a different level. If it makes you cry or gives you goosebumps, you're probably one of them.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Larry McFeely
But they say it's 54% genetics. And the other 46% is how you race.
Brady Bogan
When Brady one of them, he's usually talking about the gays. You're probably one of them.
Larry McFeely
That's your science news and the last story. You remember the girl that went around in New Hampshire, the grocery stores and.
Brady Bogan
Peed on produce we all remember, cost.
Larry McFeely
About fifteen hundred dollars worth of damage. Her name's Kinky Kelly and she was only fans.
Brady Bogan
She's at it again, pissing on our produce.
Larry McFeely
She's going to court for this grocery stuff. This time. She upper duck to marry. Marriott Hotel.
Brady Bogan
Upper deck. Upper duck. Upper duck.
Larry McFeely
She actually dropped the deuce on the floor, then picked it up and put it in the toilet tank.
Brady Bogan
This lady needs to be put down, not put away. Put down. Well, what raised you that you peed on produce, got caught, and then before you even finished that trial, you're pooping somewhere and sticking.
Dick Toledo
Followers demand it.
Brady Bogan
No, they don't.
Dick Toledo
They demand it.
Brady Bogan
Nobody demands this. We'll watch it because you're crazy. But I also want to watch your execution. Well, there you go. An upper ducking is hard to do.
Larry McFeely
The upper ducking is a frat boy trick.
Brady Bogan
Upper ducky.
Larry McFeely
So she's gonna answer that. But right now on our Instagram, you can buy her lingerie.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Who wouldn't want to do that?
Larry McFeely
Get extra. You'll get some extra play on only fans.
Brady Bogan
Sure. That's great, because I love watching ladies bodily functions fire out in the grocery stores and then smell their underwear. You're worse than her if you want her underwear. All right, let's do this videos. Here we go.
Larry McFeely
The first one I have is a Sorry behind.
Dick Toledo
Let me catch up. Stretch.
Brady Bogan
Oh.
Dick Toledo
All right there.
Brady Bogan
All right. So how you been doing?
Larry McFeely
Good. How was your night?
Brady Bogan
Doing all right. People are asking all sorts of questions about these kegs. We don't have our updated list. We'll get it in a second. We're taking a little. Taking a little breather.
John Holmberg
We need it too.
Brady Bogan
We need it. You guys are. You know, Toledo's been answering furiously on the. On the machine there.
John Holmberg
I've been furious.
Brady Bogan
25 remain. That's it. And four of them are the action ride or not the action ride, but the table mesa ones. And then we have five at the retailer places that open at nine. Okay, okay, okay.
Dick Toledo
25 left out that are left.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Larry McFeely
My air tag is currently.
Brady Bogan
It's moving around. Yeah, you don't have to watch that one anymore. It's gone.
Larry McFeely
Well, it's between a Holiday Inn Express and a Chick Fil A, right?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but of course he knows where.
John Holmberg
The chick Fil A is.
Brady Bogan
You got to stop following that. You're never getting that air tag. Back, back and just turn it off. Delete app. It's not coming back to you.
Larry McFeely
Oh, it's coming back.
Brady Bogan
No, that belongs to another person.
John Holmberg
The Brady Sauce man.
Larry McFeely
He lost.
Brady Bogan
I wasn't thinking. The person will give it back, right? No, they won't. They're gonna turn that keg in. But.
John Holmberg
Son of A. Yeah.
Larry McFeely
So the first radio video is a little protest, guys.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Larry McFeely
Protesting The. The trucker.
Brady Bogan
Okay, we got a truck backing into a.
Larry McFeely
It's going forward. It'll go forward.
Brady Bogan
It's in a surveillance thing in some parking lot. Freddy, country guy just chucks something at the truck, and then he falls down in the back. Wheels go right over the top of him. All right, between his legs. That wasn't so bad. I thought it was going to be worse as he ran towards this giant truck. Here comes Mike. He loves these. Yeah, just. He went under the tire. That one's pretty tame. That one's not so bad. We're used to that.
Larry McFeely
Next one's a little slow motion hit back to the pitcher. Major league baseball.
Dick Toledo
You said not to do that one.
Larry McFeely
No, the Randy Johnson.
Brady Bogan
All right, this is a different one. Oh, we got a bunch of foreign.
Larry McFeely
Okay. Okay. This is a little makeout session in a bar.
Brady Bogan
The guy and a girl making out.
Larry McFeely
Your breakfast this morning.
Brady Bogan
And she's gonna throw up in his mouth. Oh, she threw up right in his mouth. Right as they're kissing me. Oh, come on. Oh, he's filming it too. Oh, he spits some out. Oh, God. Oh, God. That's hard to look at.
Larry McFeely
All right, next we have the local neighborhood. Evel Knievel.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Larry McFeely
Jumping 12 students on his bike. I think maybe even more.
Brady Bogan
I still got the people puking on the screen. Is it. Take your time. Toledo's frozen. Mike's here. Mike, fix it.
John Holmberg
Brady, Toledo, you on your videos?
Brady Bogan
Hard on this one.
Larry McFeely
Well, we might have to go to Brett's then.
Brady Bogan
All right, you ready? Yeah.
Dick Toledo
It's not coming.
Brady Bogan
All right. It's not loading on yours. All right, Brett, you ready to Friday us?
Larry McFeely
Oh, hey, hey.
Brady Bogan
Oh, jeez. Little kn. Here we go. All right, here's the Knievel one. That's got way too much buildup. It's a guy riding his bike. He jumps about 12 people, and then he falls on his own face. He jumped everybody. He made it.
Larry McFeely
He cleared him.
Brady Bogan
He cleared everyone on his bike. And then goes head over the handlebar bars. Totally not worth it.
John Holmberg
What a build.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. That was terrible. That one stunk. All right, Brad, fix it. All right, watch this. God.
John Holmberg
Oh, let's see. What should we start? I'm just gonna go random. I'm not even gonna.
Brady Bogan
Just picking.
John Holmberg
Let's see. Yeah, we'll go with this one. This one. This one looks good. Oh, hang on. I gotta get the code.
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God. What is going on with you two?
John Holmberg
Mine's Worth the wait.
Brady Bogan
Busy morning. No, I don't like when he makes me wait. It makes me. Makes me tingly. All right, here we go. Oh, God. It's clean.
Dick Toledo
Come on.
Brady Bogan
It's a dick with a worm or something going into the urethra. What is that? What is that?
Larry McFeely
That is a larvae.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's like a leech or something. And. Oh, he's squeezing his balls. He's trying to bring. Oh. Oh, it's puking the worm back at her. It's trying to.
Larry McFeely
That's a.
Brady Bogan
What is that? Oh, not looking. It's hunking out. The worm is coming back out the other direction.
Larry McFeely
All right, that might be. That is an earthworm.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's a giant.
John Holmberg
Oh, and it's still coming.
Brady Bogan
Earthworm. Boy is ever.
Larry McFeely
I wonder if that'll catch a bass even.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, get that little jaws with that damn thing there.
Dick Toledo
Whatever he's caught from that.
Brady Bogan
Wouldn't it be the worst if you found out that that's the best way to fish, is that you got to stuff it in there and you can't miss Bill Dance just. Bill Dance swears. How deep is this worm? And that guy's wiener?
Larry McFeely
And now it's going down to the innu.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's out. It just came all the way up. And then he just plays with the worm. All right, that was most of the time. They usually finish right after the worm comes out, so I was kind of expecting that. Hold on.
Dick Toledo
You've got experience with earthworm.
Brady Bogan
No, I'm saying from his videos. Usually at the end, we got a guy.
Dick Toledo
Okay. I thought you.
John Holmberg
I don't.
Brady Bogan
That's what I saw. No. Well, don't be surprised in this room if I haven't seen that before.
John Holmberg
I don't know what this is.
Brady Bogan
All right, there's a naked lady. Naked lady all bound up. Oh, Jesus Christ. And she's got an old lady friend with a hot sea pack, hot water bottle or something, she's shoving in there, and it's in full.
Larry McFeely
It's like giant cupping.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that's. That's her innards being sucked out by some sort of vacuum. It's a. It's a naked lady's got a thing in her vagina, and it is vacuumed out her vagina and. Oh, they're pulling the vacuum. It is like a cpap. Oh, no, that is. Oh, God. Oh, I'll never eat at Arby's again. Oh, my God. My God. We need to nuke whatever country this is German. Oh, man. Oh, she's Crawling around with it. Oh, it looks like if you poked a hole in a football, and now he's putting a carrot in there.
Larry McFeely
He's putting glizzies.
Brady Bogan
This is the worst Ramstein video I've ever seen. Cheese whiz. And there's like.
John Holmberg
No, I think that's the gas.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it is gas. Oh, you're right. He just turned it up over.
John Holmberg
Now she's eating it.
Brady Bogan
Now she's eating whatever was just in her butt and playing the piano. I'm in a fever dream. And then she's rubbing the whatever's left of her vagina. I don't know what that is.
Larry McFeely
This is.
Brady Bogan
Oh, man. That one.
John Holmberg
I had no description for that one.
Brady Bogan
A lot of directions. I'm gonna throw up.
Larry McFeely
I think that was a homemade.
Brady Bogan
You think? I don't think that was a universal production. Oh, you think Brett did that?
Larry McFeely
Yeah. That's the only time we're the only ones that's seen.
John Holmberg
Where should we go with this one? How about this one?
Brady Bogan
It's Easter. All right, we got a cheese grater. We got a hand reaching for a cheese grater. I'm not a fan of this already. Oh, he's just rubbing his hand up and down a cheese grater. And it's. Please just stop at hand. Please don't do the next. You're inevitably gonna do knuckles. This is you.
Larry McFeely
I was grating cheese.
Brady Bogan
Oh. Now he's just cutting his hand up with razors on top of of it, and he's rubbing on the cheese gr. All right, turn this off. I don't want to watch this anymore. Make that stop. Oh, my God. He's just slicing his hand up with razor. What? Here you go. All right. What's that?
John Holmberg
She's removing.
Brady Bogan
I thought that was a fe.
Kristen
Oh.
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God. The surgical procedure of nut removal on the Internet. The blood. It. She's feeding him his own nuts. He's putting it in his mouth in his pig mask. And they got in outfits for that. Like, got dressed up. Somebody had to get ready for that.
John Holmberg
We'll do one more.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Dick Toledo
Oh, my God. Really?
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. Hang on. I got to pause this.
Larry McFeely
Something good, man.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay.
John Holmberg
No problem. How about this?
Brady Bogan
All right.
Larry McFeely
No, this is good stuff.
Brady Bogan
It's a bent over man, and his ass is in the camera, and he's.
Larry McFeely
What's with his hips?
Brady Bogan
I don't know. Something going on. Oh, Jesus. It's like a baby's about to come out of. Is that an infant head? Is he gonna give birth? What is the Dong. He's playing with up front there. That thing is dangling and his balls are huge. And there's a human baby's head. Looks to be coming out of this person's bottom while they tug their gigantic dismember just like this. I don't know.
Dick Toledo
What.
Larry McFeely
Well, I don't know if that's.
Brady Bogan
That's a human.
Larry McFeely
That looks like it's a scarf tied to it or something.
Brady Bogan
Human baby's head coming out of a man's body. But it's a doll. You better hope it's a doll, Mike. It's. Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Mike, after what we just witness, I. I like that you're optimistic.
Brady Bogan
Push. Push.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. What's.
Brady Bogan
What's taking so long? Oh, here comes the baby. All right, the anus is around the neck now. I don't. Yeah, he's got a scarf. That's the biggest. Oh, he's got his balls cinched up. That's why they look so big. And he's tugging on a limp member with a rope attached like Steven Tyler's mic stand.
Larry McFeely
Here comes here.
Brady Bogan
Oh, here comes the whole baby. It's a. It's a full size shoulder chocolate baby. Top half of the baby was clean and the rest of it was just covered in poo. Oh, my God.
John Holmberg
I guess we'll just end there.
Brady Bogan
Freddie, what did you say earlier about another planet? I'd like to make a booking, man. Oh, my Lord.
Larry McFeely
Get a couple of light years away.
John Holmberg
God, that took forever. It will just end there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we're gonna end it all there. The Easter keg's over. Humanity's come to a stop. I'd like to nominate dogs as our new leaders. They're better. Wow. I just love that. That video about a week earlier started with. Hey, guys, I have an idea. Will you help me?
John Holmberg
No, no, wait. Just listen.
Brady Bogan
Listen. I know it's gonna sound crazy at first. I'm gonna tie a scarf to my dick most. No big deal. I'm gonna beat up on the Internet. Yeah. Who hasn't? All right. I'm gonna cinch up my balls while I do it. It's kind of weird, but all right. Yeah. I'm gonna stuff a human infant in my ass. What? And I'm gonna give birth to it while I jerk off from the scarf.
Larry McFeely
Should I clear the chambers?
Brady Bogan
No, just go with it. And I'm gonna eat a lot of Mexican food and maybe some Indian food. Top half. The baby's gonna come out. It's gonna look awesome.
Larry McFeely
The guys from Morning Sickness love this.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I'm Doing it specifically for KUPD. Be vesley@98kupd.com haven't watched a man give birth to a giant kid yet. That was a big kid, too. First I was like a 12 pounder. All right, we'll get back to giving you guys clues for the Easter keg in just a second because reset. Yeah, we gotta stop. But there you go. That we had to take a break for that. We had to do the Brady Report. That's the thing. It's 8. 24. There it goes. That's your Brady Report. Go throw up now. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
Yes, sir.
Larry McFeely
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John Holmberg
Wait, there's no backorders?
Larry McFeely
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John Holmberg
Sounds simple. That's why I, I always go to MMP.
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Larry McFeely
There's maybe an added 15 or 20 Slayer shirts on.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Mike. Mike felt this. Call him the right way. Make boone and make. What is your now? Your clue for 107th Avenue in Deer valley is Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way to under the bridge. Yeah. And what do we need to know? Anything special?
Larry McFeely
You just said it out loud.
Brady Bogan
Okay. It's under the bridge. Wherever that is. Under the bridge at 107th Avenue in Deer valley. If that hasn't been found yet, that one's been. We've sent people that direction, and they're at. Let's see if there's anybody close to one right now we can try to walk them to. Remember, they tried to walk that lady to a keg and she just started walking the wrong way either. Who's this?
Kristen
Hi. This is walter.
Brady Bogan
Walter, where are you?
Kristen
We are echoes and val vista.
Brady Bogan
Pecos and val vista. Who's driving the car?
Kristen
My wife is.
Brady Bogan
Oh, man. Hi. Hi. Eyes on the road. You're screwed, Walter. All right.
Larry McFeely
I go to the Gilbert. The Gilbert and Vaughn.
Brady Bogan
This is the exact same setup that Amelia had. You had a male navigator and a girl driver and look what happened. Yeah, you've got the one down at that one last year, same street. Caused all sorts of problems that we never. Gilbert and Vaughn. You've got to level up to find this keg.
John Holmberg
What about Greenfield? Knox right below.
Larry McFeely
That one's been found. That's was.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that's yours. It's not. It's still on mine too. Are you sure it's been found?
Larry McFeely
Yeah, that's Batman.
John Holmberg
No, that's was it.
Brady Bogan
Maybe he hasn't called it. All right, that's 44. Okay, so that one's gone too. So. Yeah. Your best bet right there, Walter, is Gilbert and Vaughn.
Kristen
Gilbert and Vaughn?
Brady Bogan
Yep.
Kristen
And what's the clue?
Brady Bogan
It says you've got to level up to find this keg.
Kristen
Sounds good.
Brady Bogan
Thank you. Good luck. There's a few of them out there. There still not many. Table Mesa. Here's another thing of coordinates. Ready four wheel drive, people. We'll give this one away. You gotta have a jeep or your 4x4 and be within walking distance of these coordinates. 33.99186. Next one. Negative 112. 12.141103. 3.99186. Longitude. Negative 11 2.14110. Latitude. Did I get that right?
Larry McFeely
I think so.
Brady Bogan
I think so too. If not, flip, flip the long G. And ladies. And then you get it that away. That one hasn't been found. Let's see if anybody. We're down to like seven or eight now at this point. Hi there. Who's there?
Kristen
Hi. This is Kylie.
Brady Bogan
Hi, Kylie. How are you?
Kristen
Good, how are you?
Brady Bogan
I'm good. How's Christopher?
Kristen
He's good.
Brady Bogan
Okay. Good.
Kristen
Yeah. No, he's doing great.
Brady Bogan
Shocked you how I know, isn't it? You're on his phone a little.
Kristen
But.
Larry McFeely
But are you guys getting along, man?
Dick Toledo
Caused her to glitch.
Brady Bogan
I glitched her by knowing who's in the car with her. Because. Because she's using his phone. So it came up on our caller ideas. Christopher. All right, go ahead, Kylie. That's how I got you. Go ahead.
Kristen
I was wondering. I'm on Indian school in Miller right now and I was wondering if there was anything in my area.
Brady Bogan
Indian school in Miller. The one on Miller got found closest. Oh, there it is. No, it says it's still there. It says it's still there. Indian School of Miller. It says rolling in the mud or feeling flirty? This spot will clean you when you're dirty. What are you looking at? What are you looking at right now in Indian school in Miller? Let's walk you and Christopher to your keg.
Kristen
Well, I'm actually at the, like, city hall. I, like, pulled over.
Dick Toledo
Well, you got court, so you're over.
Brady Bogan
On Goldwater, and you're on drink Water in Scottsdale or in India, but I was pulled over. Okay, so you're close to Indian school.
Kristen
Get back on the road.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Go back to Indian school in Miller. Right now. Now. Okay. Okay. And then wherever you. Well, yeah, get in your car.
John Holmberg
We're gonna wait.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we're gonna wait. We're gonna drive her over, we're gonna.
Larry McFeely
Get her, walk her through this.
Brady Bogan
She sounds fun. And Christopher's doing a lot of work there.
John Holmberg
And obviously he's paying the phone bill.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, exactly. He's got the phone. How come you don't pay your own phone bill?
Kristen
I. I still live with my dad, so he's paying my phone bill.
Brady Bogan
That's your dad? Christopher's your dad. Dad.
Kristen
Yes.
Brady Bogan
How old are you?
John Holmberg
Change my next comment then.
Brady Bogan
How old are you? I was going to say. Yeah, we assumed you're paying a different way. How. How old are you?
Kristen
I'm 21.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay. You're 21, too. Okay, that's fair. You can live with your parents at 21. That's. That's fine.
Kristen
Yeah, I'm just. I still live with my dad.
Larry McFeely
It's still daddy daughter day.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's daddy daughter day. Out with the 21 year old and then. Yeah. And you. And where's your. Do you have a boyfriend? You have a. Hold on. Do you have a boyfriend that eventually is going to pay for your phone? Soon.
Kristen
No. Indian and Miller heading east.
Brady Bogan
All right, You're Indian business. They're an Indian school heading east. Are you on Miller right now?
Kristen
Yes.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Kristen
No.
Brady Bogan
Oh, damn you.
Kristen
No, But I can.
Brady Bogan
Well, then do it. This isn't that hard.
John Holmberg
My emails all day.
Brady Bogan
I know Indian school in Miller. Tell me when you're on that corner.
Kristen
Well, I am. I pulled over now because I drove past it, but.
Brady Bogan
So this is where we need you to be. When I say Indian school of Miller. Don't go driving past it. Just stay right there. You're on point. Okay. Stay with me. Are you with me? Are you. Are you holding tight? I know, Brett. I'm with you. These stillborns, they taught the stillborns to use the phone, at least their dads. All right, Indian school member, what are you looking at right now.
Kristen
The Wedgwood Pharmacy.
Brady Bogan
Wedgwood Pharmacy. What else are you looking at? What? Turn. Make us make a circle like you're on. On Google Maps.
John Holmberg
Just gonna get this.
Kristen
Okay.
Brady Bogan
Name?
Kristen
I don't. Okay, so the mortuary and the entrusted pets place.
Brady Bogan
Trusted place. Is there any place that you can get the clue? Rolling in the mud or feeling flirty? This spot will clean you when you're dirty. Is there a car wash? Is there a strip club? Is there a dog wash? There's a dog wash. Why would you feel flirty?
Kristen
Dog wash. Okay, there is a dog wash, but I don't know what that. Yeah, feeling flirty doesn't really.
Brady Bogan
What's next to the dog wash?
John Holmberg
There is a car wash over there.
Kristen
Houses. Yeah, houses. It was kind of just like its own building.
Brady Bogan
Okay. All right. I don't know if you're dirty. Flirty. All right, so are you walking around the dog wash? Are you near that now?
Kristen
No. Where. How does hot yoga sound?
Brady Bogan
Hot yoga might be a little flirty and get dirty or. You just asked me to hot yoga with you. I don't know what just happened.
Kristen
No, no, there's a hot yoga place.
Brady Bogan
Okay, well, don't get distracted and start going. Doing yoga. We just need you to look for the keg. Walk around the. Walk around the dog wash place and see if you can find it. Are you in the car still? Just waiting for it to magically appear here?
Kristen
Now I'm pulling into the dog wash place.
Brady Bogan
Okay, so pull into the dog wash place and go someplace that says that. Maybe you can find a spot that'll clean you up. You got it. You got to get this. I want somebody to.
Kristen
We can go for a walk. We'll go for a walk.
Brady Bogan
That's the idea. Speed it up, sister.
John Holmberg
Send her to Skin Cabaret.
Kristen
I'm sorry.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You have to be incredibly good looking.
John Holmberg
Yeah, just go to Skin Cabaret.
Kristen
I'll get it together.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. If you're not good looking, you're. You're just gonna waste an entire life because to be this intolerable. To talk to and ugly.
Kristen
Oh, no.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Please tell me you're hot, because I. She has to be. You have to. Come on.
Dick Toledo
Can't deal with this.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I can't deal with. I can't deal with dumb and.
Kristen
Okay, there's a dental place, but I don't know if that'll help. An animal's hospital.
Brady Bogan
Are you the only one there?
John Holmberg
Where's Christopher?
Brady Bogan
Put him on the phone. Where's Christopher? I want to talk to your dad.
Kristen
He stayed in the car.
Brady Bogan
He just stayed in the car. He's tired of this. I don't blame him.
John Holmberg
He's probably the same way.
Brady Bogan
It doesn't. It doesn't. He's going to drive away. You know what? You better get back to the car.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, better double.
Brady Bogan
He's about to pull a Toledo's dad on you. And 21 years late.
Larry McFeely
It's Uber time.
Brady Bogan
Well, we tried to get you in a spot. It doesn't seem like you're cooperating. You're not paying enough attention to all the clues.
Kristen
I'm the one not cooperating.
Brady Bogan
How am I not cooperating?
Larry McFeely
There we go.
Brady Bogan
These freaking stealth bones.
Kristen
I'm just confused.
John Holmberg
Shocking. Shocking.
Brady Bogan
I know you are. And the dog wash. There's nothing in the area that. That makes you think Flirty. Is there, like, a lingerie store?
Larry McFeely
Hang on. I'll be there in 20 minutes.
Brady Bogan
Brady's gonna come by and walk you through this. See, I don't think if you can.
Kristen
We'll just keep circling.
Brady Bogan
Keep circling, keep looking, and if you find it, by all means, text. Brett.
John Holmberg
Yeah, please.
Dick Toledo
Is there no one else in that area?
Brady Bogan
Thank you. Yeah. No, they found it. That's it. It got claimed. Sorry. She's.
John Holmberg
She's circling. She's gonna get dizzy on.
Brady Bogan
The phone's just hung up on her because my finger did that. She seemed adorable. She better be.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Brady Bogan
Cuz if she's a mess.
John Holmberg
Well, she's a mess, all right.
Brady Bogan
Oh, man. I tell you what, she needs a navigator through life. That wasn't that hard. I'm on Indian school in Miller. All right. What are you looking at? Well, I passed it like. Well, the whole point of this goddamn thing.
John Holmberg
Thing. Thanks, Amelia.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, it's behind me now. Oh, I have to stop. Yeah. It's not just going to. It's not Lucky Charms. It just doesn't appear.
John Holmberg
Amelia said the last fuel station.
Brady Bogan
No, it's back there. Oh, that. We passed it. I told you to pull over. Who's this? Hi.
Kristen
This is heaven.
Brady Bogan
Heaven. I swear to God, if you're. I know. Heaven. Heaven. If you're on Indian School in Miller right now, please go swipe the keg from that girl.
Kristen
I'm on McClintock and Southern, but I don't. I don't understand.
Brady Bogan
The clue says DC10. Perception check.
Kristen
I looked it up, and it's like comic books. I see a bunch of comic book stores.
Brady Bogan
Okay, dc, that's dc.
John Holmberg
It's a Fitz.
Brady Bogan
It's a fit.
John Holmberg
So it's got to be comic book.
Brady Bogan
Store or something like DC10 perception check. So what. What do you see as the comic book store?
Dick Toledo
That's nerd stuff.
Brady Bogan
That's nerd talk. That's Fitz Heaven.
Kristen
There's a. It's called, like, Aurora Comics or something like that.
Brady Bogan
Right. Are you just staring at it or are you actually doing something?
Kristen
No, I was walking around. There's a. There's like, three comic book stores over here. I was walking around at one, and then I went across the street, and I'm coming over to this other one to see where. If there's anything near this one.
Brady Bogan
What is that on the corner of McClintock and Virgin? Three comic book stores, Louise. All right. Yeah. Well, if it's not, that's it. You're at the right place. But DC10 perception check. So you're in the right spot. You have to be. I don't know where it is for sure, but that clue has to be comic book stores, dc. And then.
Kristen
Okay, look for the number.
Brady Bogan
Look for the number 10.
John Holmberg
What?
Brady Bogan
Southern?
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Kristen
Okay.
Brady Bogan
And there's got to be number 10 near there. And kind of dig around there. And then I would imagine that there's some sort of an eye doctor perception check shack.
Kristen
Okay.
Brady Bogan
Is there an eye doctor close?
John Holmberg
I think there's one over by the Sprouts over there.
Kristen
Yeah, I'm right next to Sprouts right now.
Brady Bogan
Okay. No eye doctor? No.
Kristen
Okay, Sprouts.
Brady Bogan
All right. Heaven's not answering my questions.
Kristen
I'm looking for the eye Doctor maybe.
Brady Bogan
Nothing. DC. Tim. DC's DC Comics. Yeah, I don't know.
Kristen
That's what I was thinking when I first issued. Okay, there's an optical eye store right here.
Brady Bogan
There's an eye store. Oh, it's an optical store. There's a perception check. So next to the comic books. And I was right. Yeah.
Kristen
So there's an eyeglass store right now.
Brady Bogan
So. Yeah, just. Just attack the next person you see.
Kristen
Open the door. There's nobody over here. I'm the only person out here looking.
Brady Bogan
Probably got found. We haven't really focused in on this one.
Dick Toledo
Thanks to ChatGPT. A test of characters ability to notice details in their environment, particularly subtle or hidden things. This is a DC10 perception.
Brady Bogan
So that's a DC10 perception check. So you have to be close to the comic book store and the eyeglasses. So wander around that building and try to find it, and good luck to you.
Larry McFeely
Or look for some dice.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And see if Fitz is masturbating in a bush. Because, I mean, this is. He's loving every second of this. My goodness. All right, last try here. This is. We're helping out for the last few straggling hunters. Hi there. Who's this?
Kristen
My name's Brian. I hate to disappoint your thing earlier. We just called to say thank you. We got the Canyon Lake tags.
Brady Bogan
Oh, you got one. Hey, that's not disappointing us. You got one. You know why? Because you're a man and you make sense to me. Nice job. Yeah, it was. Was there a lot of people or did you just stumble across it? What happened?
Kristen
We called. We got the clue. We weren't real quick. We got out there. There was a couple like good looking older ladies, but there was no way they were climbing up to where that thing was. But I was the first one to look up. Everybody was looking down.
Brady Bogan
How old? Old.
Larry McFeely
Cougars.
Kristen
Like hot moms, like 40.
Brady Bogan
They're 40? Yeah, they're expired, but they're still hanging in there.
Kristen
They were just dressed a little too, too nice. They're a little too pretty to like climb on that dirty bridge.
Brady Bogan
I see. Were they hunting or were they just out for a walk?
Kristen
Oh, no, no, they were hunting. One was telling us. Oh, my gosh, that's so dangerous. Oh, what do you.
Brady Bogan
Don't go up there and you got it. All right, well, good for you. Nice job. You stole from a couple old ladies. Ladies. Well played, my friend. And we'll see you tonight over at the Four Peaks Tasty room. Good for you.
Larry McFeely
Thank you.
Brady Bogan
There he goes. He's done. We got to help one more find. I like walking these ladies to things. Hi there. Who's this?
Kristen
It's Chris.
Brady Bogan
Chris, where are you?
Kristen
I'm on Hunt highway headed toward Gilbert and Chandler Heights area.
Larry McFeely
All right, Hunt highway, we've got this number seven.
Brady Bogan
Well, they got two. The Hunt highway and Hawes and Hunt highway and Ellsworth.
Dick Toledo
5, 7 and 12 are all down.
Brady Bogan
In that are still there. And Hawes and Elliot. Hawes and Elliott's another one.
Kristen
Oh, what's your. What's the clue on Ellsworth? I'm close by there.
Brady Bogan
Ellsworth and Hunt highway in mom's attic. We've given that out a few times, so I'm not sure that's still there.
Kristen
And the Haas and Highway.
Brady Bogan
Hawsen Hunt highway is bar bail from the trail. Trail. Take a hike to find the keg if you like. I think that one's on the trail. That would be my guess. All right, Good luck. Maybe see it tonight.
Kristen
Thank you.
Brady Bogan
There you go. Oh, my goodness. It's all just coming to a close here this Easter. Keg hunt. Holy smokes. I got you looking at this, there's.
Dick Toledo
Basically seven that are out that don't require you to hike or have a 4x4.
Brady Bogan
Right. And it is officially time for you to head on over to one of these five retail shops and sign up because a lot of you are going to strike out. Scorpion Harley Davidson is about to open in Chandler. Head on in there. They've got keg number 98. Sign up. They'll do a drawing. I think usually they do it about 12.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, I believe so.
Brady Bogan
Right. Arrowhead, Harley Davidson is in Peoria. Go to that one. Do the exact same thing. Sign up, see if you can get drawn. Roadrunner, Harley and Good year. You can do it there Ro or ride Now Power Sports in Peoria. So you can do two in Peoria. I would go over to Arrowhead and then ride over to ride. Now sign up at both of them. Double up. Yeah, why wouldn't you? And then if you're at the Scorpion, Harley Davidson and Chandler, sign up there and then quick hop over to ride Now Power sports and Chandler on Willis and you can do it there. So you can sign up at a few of these places. They'll do drawings and maybe pick up a keg at one of those. There's five more of those going on there. The one that's on the app is a sign up and a draw. I don't know when we're closing that down, but you can go to our app around 2pm she said, oh, no kidding. Oh, that's great. Find the sheet, sign up there. There's a keg on our app you can win. So if you can't drive around like, you know, and get run over by Christopher and Nicole, then you can do it online.
Dick Toledo
If you don't are asking about the tactical black.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's up there. Rose Garden and Cave Creek. So far I have not heard that it is isn't. They've done a great job hiding. I said, are you still standing? And Jay said, yes, sir. Said, I keep walking around where the key that's hidden is. So keep an eye on Jay and Josh. See where they're hanging around because they.
Dick Toledo
Usually they really enjoy.
Brady Bogan
Oh, they love this. I would love to be. I wish they'd film the whole thing. I'd watch it like a movie. All right, we'll try one more person online. Hi there. Who's this?
Larry McFeely
This is Jeremy.
Brady Bogan
Jeremy, where are you? McKellops in center in Mesa? Yes.
Dick Toledo
Nothing left.
Brady Bogan
Mesa is tapped.
Larry McFeely
They're all gone.
Dick Toledo
Nothing left in Mesa.
Brady Bogan
Yep, it's Munich over there. They're gone. They're all gone.
Kristen
All right, thank you.
Brady Bogan
All right, see you. He didn't seem to care about that. I don't want to stop telling people I want to help someone find one. Hi, there. Who's this?
Kristen
Hi, this is Rachel.
Brady Bogan
All right, Rachel, where are you?
Kristen
Well, I was looking for the one over here on Hayden and McCormick. Is that one still there?
Brady Bogan
It says it is behind the Place of Fitness. Hey, Rachel, say your last name. Cook.
Kristen
K, O, C, H. That's not how.
Brady Bogan
You pronounce your last name.
Kristen
Oh, you and everybody else.
Brady Bogan
That's because. It's because you're the only one saying it wrong. That isn't Cook. Cook is two O's. Your last name is Cock. Rachel Cock. That's coming up on my screen. It says Rachel Cock. Big letters. It's big white letters. It says big white right there on my screen.
Kristen
And you know what? Whatever gets me through the line.
Brady Bogan
Well, whatever gets you through. And then evidently you choked on something there at the end of that. All right, Rachel, it says McClintock and. Or where are you? Hayden and McCormick.
Kristen
Hayden and McCormick.
Brady Bogan
Correct. And you are by a place of fitness?
Kristen
Yes, I am currently at the LA Fitness. I've gone around like two or three times and I feel like I'm blind because I can't find it.
Brady Bogan
All right, it says behind the Place of Fitness. Okay, so what's behind it? Is there just a parking lot or is there another store back there? What's behind the Place of Fitness?
Kristen
It's mostly just more shrubberies and buildings. It's. Well, there's like a. There's a drive back or like for the express people.
Brady Bogan
Man, there's gotta be words on buildings that I. That you'll help me like. There's a drive act for express people.
Kristen
Fair enough.
Brady Bogan
What does that mean?
Kristen
I guess what I mean is for delivery. So, like when people are dropping off on the back end of another hot one. Businesses.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you gotta be hot, too, Ms. Kyle. All right, hang on. All right, so you're walking around the back of the fitness place.
Kristen
That's correct.
Brady Bogan
Have you looked in the shrubbery?
Kristen
I have.
Brady Bogan
Watch out for that biplane, by the way.
Kristen
So I keep looking and I haven't found anything.
Dick Toledo
Is there a tree tall enough to.
Brady Bogan
Look up in a tree, look down and something. Look behind, like a transformer?
Larry McFeely
Is there a dumpster?
John Holmberg
Is there anything right there?
Brady Bogan
Is there a dumpster?
Larry McFeely
Nearby, is there a guy walking away with a K?
Brady Bogan
Someone walking around with a keg? Because you lose.
Kristen
Yeah, that would be my luck.
Brady Bogan
If he walks by and he goes, so long, cock, and he just gets in his car, he's the winner. All right, well, if you can't see it, it sounds like you're in the right place.
Kristen
Yeah, I like to think so.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And so. And you're just kind of lost back there. There's nothing to see.
Kristen
No, really, it's. It's kind of a dead road.
Brady Bogan
Where would you hide it if you were back there?
Kristen
Well, there's a lot of places I would hide it.
Brady Bogan
Look there.
Kristen
But I haven't found them. All right.
Brady Bogan
All right. Well, good luck, Rachel. And are you married?
Kristen
Nope. Not yet.
Brady Bogan
That's your maiden name. You better hurry up, get out of this mess.
Kristen
I'll work on it.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, try to drop that as fast as you can, Rachel.
Kristen
Oh, will do. Absolutely.
Brady Bogan
We'll see you later. There you go. Yeah. Her last name. She mispronounces it it. Because it's spelled. Says so on my phone.
Dick Toledo
Let me get this text in, guys. Did anybody say they found a wallet?
Brady Bogan
Actually, we did. Yeah, we did. And we're gonna. And Monday, we're gonna have the KUPD wallet hunt. We're gonna hide it from you, and you have to find your own wallet. Anybody say they found a wallet in the city? That's mine. Five, maybe.
Larry McFeely
While hunting.
Brady Bogan
Hey, while I was hunting, I lost my wallet. People keep your eyes open for that. Was there five grand in it? No. They're not going to care. All right, I think that's it. I'll give you the clues. This is it. I'll give you what's left right now on my list. Northern and First Street. I hid that. I cannot believe that's still there. That was my easiest one. It's right by the Oso on Northern and Central. It's. It says Ruth. Turn this horse around, because Ruth is the name of the street. Street. And there's a. Like a. The. The bridal pass ends. You cross over the street, and then you go over by where Oso. It used to be. The spoken wheel. Used to be a restaurant. There's now in Oso. And you go up the canal. It's on the other side of the canal by a rock that cannot still be there. There's no way. But it says it is Gilbert and Vaughn. Two years in a row. Same intersection. Claimed. Not claimed. People have been wandering around there all morning. Can't find it. Indian school. In Miller. That poor girl is still walking around over there. Hayden and McCormick behind the place of Fitness. Doesn't seem like that's still there. 85th Avenue and Olive. That's the bowling alley one. We've given that clue out a million times. That has to be gone. Shea. 92nd Street. In the bush. In the bush. In the bush.
John Holmberg
DC10 Perception Check is Dungeons and Dragons. So which was a Fitz thing. So there's got to be some kind of. Of fantasy type thing over there, huh?
Brady Bogan
All right.
John Holmberg
Like a me bar or a comic book store or mead somewhere.
Brady Bogan
Jesus. Can you. So they're trying to regrow their virginity. Just go have a drink at a bar. What's a me bar?
John Holmberg
Like that me drink.
Brady Bogan
I know, but it's for people from like the 1300s. Me's terrible.
Larry McFeely
Warner and Gilbert.
Brady Bogan
Mead bar. There was one.
Larry McFeely
I don't know if it's where you used to go. It's on the other side.
Brady Bogan
Past tense. Most mead bars end up with the word was attached. Yeah, just like mead verado in Indian school. No way that's still there. That's on that stairway.
John Holmberg
That one that was on. Was it Miller and where she was lost?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
They said this chick. There's a lingerie spot next to the.
Brady Bogan
Dog wash. That's it.
John Holmberg
So that's what Devin.
Brady Bogan
She didn't see the lingerie. I even asked is there like a strip club or a lingerie shop? Rolling in the mud or just feeling dirty. This spot will clean you. Or flirty. This spot will clean you when you're dirty.
John Holmberg
It's got to be somewhere in between those two.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
So look between the bushes and everything else.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And 107th Avenue in Deer Valley. Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way. That's the one that's under the bridge. We have given you all we can give. My guess is most of them are. Are gone. It is fun every year to talk to you guys about how crazy you are. And I'm always blown away at how many girls do this every year. The women call. They're. They're all over it. Get on over there to Scorpion. Harley Davidson and Chandler. Arrowhead, Harley and Peoria. Roadrunner, Harley and Goodyear. Ride now Power Sports in Peoria and Ride now Power Sports and Chandler. All of them are open right now. One minute ago. In fact. Doors are open. Go in there, sign up with their sign up sheet and get yourself all loaded up for their drawing. Which will happen around 12 o' clock later today. Today. And they'll call you up and say, congratulations, you got one of our kegs. There's five of those there, thanks to Action Ride Shop. 500 bucks. They're doing that 10 times if I'm not mistaken. You'll come tonight with your keg. Maybe the guy that just got his that told us that he stole it from those two hot old ladies. And we'll tell you right there when you check in. Hey, this is one of your lucky Action Ride Shop kegs. You get 500 bucks right there from Josh. He hands it to you.
Dick Toledo
Five grand.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And then. And then you can win five grand on top of it. Look at that. So you can walk out of here with 5,500 bucks at least. I just got off the phone with an officer of the law. Oh, what'd we do now? Just reminding everyone. I'm not going to be specific about it, but if you're on somebody's property, get off of it.
Larry McFeely
Corn fields.
Dick Toledo
Be respectful.
John Holmberg
Just be respectful.
Brady Bogan
These. These people are trying to grow in an environment that's incredibly difficult to grow in and beginning. So, I mean, corn will grow any anywhere, but don't stomp on it. Yeah, so the cornfield. I got a guy called and said this place is crawling with people.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
So the corn guy's like, what the hell? Yeah.
John Holmberg
And the police are like, I don't know what the hell you guys are.
Brady Bogan
Doing over there, but just stop everybody in the cornfield. That one's probably gone anyway. So children of the corn, follow my voice. Leave the corn. All right. The one that reacted. Defense just got clocked. They found the case. That one's gone now, too. Just found. There it is. Oh, my God. My friend. Just my meathead from Prestige Billiard said, hey, my buddy just asked if you could keep that chick over there by the dog wash. He's going to go pick her up and help out.
John Holmberg
Just look for the one walking in circles.
Brady Bogan
Look for the girl aimlessly wandering around Scottsdale. Usually it's a Saturday morning or a Sunday morning, but today I give it to you on a Friday.
Larry McFeely
Do not ask for her phone number.
Brady Bogan
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Hey, what's up? It's Mo and my friends at the University of Advancing Technology has been ranked the number one best college for computer science for not one, but two years in a row. Which makes sense because UAT are always on the lookout for those who don't just embrace technology, they live it. From advancing computer science and robotics to cybersecurity, gaming and artificial intelligence, UAT is where innovation thrives. So if you're ready to lead the next tech revolution, visit uat.edu mo. And don't just study tech. Live it. It's John Holmberg here from the Morning sickness and it's time once again for this week's Pick of the Litter. Brought to you by by our friends at Turf Monsters. Go to Turf Monsters a dot com. They help us out at Loster Home Pet Rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's Peck of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. It's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jeff. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com still streaming home run morning sickness online at 98kupd.com John Gordon, who hid the keg on Gilbert and Vaughn has text me and said it is in the top level of the parking garage I guess which means level up. To find this you have to go up a level. So I guess that's level two. I don't know how big that parking garage must be, but that's there. Yeah, we got a whole bunch of this guy.
John Holmberg
That one has been found by the way. Crossed off on the new updated okay.
Brady Bogan
Before I move on with the entertainment drill, yesterday I went to Lost Her Home Pet Rescue and met Rocket and Rocket is awesome. Rocket was returned and he's the pick of the litter this week. Oh. Bought to you by our friend at Turf Monsters all. Just finished pouring my slab for my basketball court in the backyard. Very excited about that. That's another story. Rocket is available. Rocket was derringer. We did Derringer a little while ago. Got adopted and the people who had a one year old dog that's good size and I remember the video we Did. It's like, hey, it's a one year old, good sized, 70, 80 pound dog. It's going to bounce off you a little bit, you know, be, be prepared. Well, they'd come home and, and they renamed him Rocket. Rockets bouncing off the walls like this dog's nuts. And so Rocket would try to play with them and grab at, you know, some dogs, some, my dogs do it. They, they soft. By eating you. Yeah. And grab this dog bites. It's like, doesn't bite. It's like he says, you know, he's mouthy, he's too mouthy. And they were worried about it. I'm like, you know what? Best thing that ever happened to that dog. They put him back and we'll give him to somebody who understands it. The dog is one. He's going to use his mouth for things. He's not biting. He did yesterday. I played with him. He gave me a little bump and a little, he does that in the air. I'm like, okay, that scares somebody who doesn't know dogs because he's just playing with me. There was no. He's mouthy. He needs some attention. He needs to be worn out. And he's big, awesome dog, sweet as can be. So go to 98kupd.com and check out the pick of the litter brought to you by turf monsters because Rocket is ready to go. And with somebody who hopefully understands dogs, active somebody too. Bigger kids. I will say that if you've got small kids, this dog's going to knock them over like crazy. He wants to play. He's been, he's got energy, he's an athlete. It would be like having, you know, your first round draft pick in the NFL and you're like, all right, we're going to put you in the small apartment. You can't leave. He needs to move. He's gonna go nuts in a small space. He needs somebody who loves him. And man, Rocket was cool. So look at him. Lost her home. Pet rescue. They also need help over there with foster families. They've got large dogs coming in, a lot of them right now. So large dog foster families would be awesome. Kittens too. It's kitten season. Kittens are here and it's bottled baby bottles. They've got the kittens. The kittens are out now, Brady. And you have to be hyper aware. So foster families for them. My heart bleeds for these people. They're amazing human beings over there and they've got some needs. So let's get Rocket a home. They'll waive the adoption fees and put him in a place he belongs with fun people that are willing to wear him out. Maybe even take him out for a keg hunt you could have worn. Rock it out all morning. It would have been great. So thank you to our friends at lost, our home, pet rescue and turf monsters, who I'm falling in love with every day with what they're doing at my house right now. I put together this project and they're getting it done so quickly, Quick. It's beyond belief. I love it. Brady, it's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com thank you to the gang up there, tactical black, for another rousing easter keg search on your properties. Tony had his over there in Glendale, and the guys up there at the house of bruise in north Phoenix, they got theirs done. And we finally got the key found and the keg is empty and ready to go. And you got to see the facility. So now you know where they are. There's no exception. Excuse. Get on up to whichever one is closer to you and start to train. 199 bucks for two months. That's easy as it gets for personal training. Cheap and simple. And it is great stuff. You're not getting this anywhere else. Personal training that will change your brain, change the way you walk around, change the way you see your surroundings, and change the way you react in case something goes sideways. A lot of people think they know most of you don't until you're put into the stressful situations that they'll put you in and say, here's what happened. If someone attacks you with a blank, what do you do? They just hone those skills. Easy enough. Makes you sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. It's time. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical black. Brady. Entertain me.
Larry McFeely
I think it was earlier this week, but the legendary rainbow bar and grill rang in its 53rd anniversary.
Brady Bogan
The rainbow.
Larry McFeely
Yep, the rainbow bar and grill. And they also quietly cut a deep deal with the multiple women who allege that disgraced porn star Ron jeremy groped him. This was a couple years ago.
Brady Bogan
Ron Jeremy was. Oh, it was?
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
During. Me too. He was still groping. Or they just filed the suit two years ago.
Larry McFeely
They filed the suit.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Larry McFeely
Two years.
Brady Bogan
When was he groping them?
Larry McFeely
2021.
Brady Bogan
Oh, he groped them in 2021 during COVID He was at the rainbow grabbing people.
Kristen
People.
Brady Bogan
I don't want him grabbing me when everybody's healthy. But Covid And Ron Jeremy.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. At the time, it was up to 34 sexual assault counts.
Brady Bogan
That's a lot.
Larry McFeely
Involving over 20 victims, ranging in age from 15 to 50.
Brady Bogan
One man, 34.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Well, he still has to deal with the civil lawsuit on that, but the ones that stood out were two girls at the Rainbow Bar and Grill.
Brady Bogan
Stop calling it that. Just call it the Rainbow. He's so excited about them having a grill. You would never set foot in the Rainbow.
Larry McFeely
I wonder. I haven't. I've never heard about the grill there at the.
Brady Bogan
Well, Right. Because it's not known for that. It's known for Motley Crue fingering you against your will, and now Ron Jeremy as well.
John Holmberg
What does the bar have to do with that?
Brady Bogan
No. No idea. We knew it was a bar. Yeah. And why is the bar getting.
John Holmberg
Why are they getting sued?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, just the range Rainbow.
Larry McFeely
Because they knew what was going on.
Brady Bogan
No, we understand. We're saying get the bar out of there. You know, the bar has nothing to do with this. And if the Rainbow Grill. That's the problem.
Larry McFeely
Employees were helping out with the groping. We saw the video released earlier this week. Gene Hackman, you know, when the police went in there and showed.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Now they've uncovered a bunch of notes. Post it. Notes that are lying around the house that he left to his wife. And she would leave him most of the notes that she would leave him to Manchester, I'm going to the spa.
Brady Bogan
Right.
Larry McFeely
And he would leave notes, kind of like, ho, ho, I'm off to see the wizard, the Wiz of Achi Pokey because his mind's going in and out. But the wizard of. Oh, pause. Because she stabs me here, she stabs me there. She stabs me almost everywhere.
Brady Bogan
These are.
Larry McFeely
That was a note. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
This is stuff we don't. We don't need to know this.
John Holmberg
Don't care. Well, he's 90 something.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
We let him go.
Brady Bogan
We just don't need to know this stuff. There's a certain aspect of voyeurism that has to have. You know, I get it if you're peering in their windows and you're laughing at. But why is this being released off?
Larry McFeely
Yeah, the last one was, I love your labs. I don't know why.
Brady Bogan
Wow. She shouldn't have written that. Poor Gene. And we know he had labs.
Larry McFeely
Tim Allen says Toy Story 5 will focus a lot on Jesse the cowgirl. And that buzzing Woody will reunite.
Brady Bogan
Did they break up in four? I didn't see. Did they?
Larry McFeely
I. I didn't see it.
Brady Bogan
Thriller saying they did.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
I didn't know.
Brady Bogan
I didn't watch for. I love the movies and I didn't watch for Just because I thought we're starting to push it. Is it not good? It's okay. Yeah. See?
Larry McFeely
Yeah, that's why.
Brady Bogan
Me too.
Larry McFeely
This one will hit the theaters June 19, 2026.
Brady Bogan
Toy Story 5 next year. Yeah. Okay.
Larry McFeely
Kirk Hammett from Metallica says he thinks Black Sabbath songs Symptom of the Universe caused a shift in metal that led to black, both thrash and new wave of British heavy metal. What did Symptom of the Universe. And you do hear. I, I. I did hear the riff a little bit.
Brady Bogan
That's the name of the band.
Larry McFeely
It's from Black Sabbath.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay. I was gonna say wait a song. I don't know.
John Holmberg
Pull it up. Yeah. You've probably heard the riff when we pull it up.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And this started it all.
Larry McFeely
He said the rift itself shifted heavy metal. I have to give that out album in that particular song a lot of credence.
Brady Bogan
All right. I don't think I know this. I don't know song names. Very good, though.
John Holmberg
Hang on.
Larry McFeely
Well, and that was the first time that I had heard it. I kind of recognize a little bit maybe. But I'm thinking that is Metallica. I mean, that's where they would get definite influence.
Brady Bogan
Right now I gotcha. Not playing. Yeah. Pretty basic, too.
John Holmberg
Tony Iommi, the king of the riffs.
Kristen
But.
Brady Bogan
Very metallic, even with the drums being that all the time. How about that? All right. And Ozzy was in it then. Yeah. Yeah. That's Ozzy's old stuff. Well, I didn't. I wanted to influence. I wanted to influence James Hetfield there, but. But I don't know when this kick in there and start. Yeah. Well, he does the airline. It's like I'll just let Tommy keep going. You know, I'm just the copious amounts of heroin while he played his guitar. I'd see that. Oh, no, wait, they're gonna. They're gonna not play it live. The five remaining members will sit in their wheelchairs and watch other bands do it here. June or July, whenever that show goes on for their final performance, which I think will be sad.
John Holmberg
Yeah. The rest of it looks great.
Brady Bogan
Unreal, this British thing they got going. And then those guys take the stage.
John Holmberg
Last and it's like Tony's still with it.
Brady Bogan
But I don't like watching old people do stuff. I like old people sitting still in dark rooms that I'm not in.
John Holmberg
Yeah, there's the Worthers.
Brady Bogan
Ay.
John Holmberg
Just relax.
Brady Bogan
Turn the lights back on over. Give me all these hot. Oh, hot candy. Nothing I enjoy more than a Jolly Rancher. Brett. Too kind, my friend.
Larry McFeely
I hope he calls out bingo numbers in between songs.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I am bingo master. I 22. I double ducks. I double ducks. Who's got that?
John Holmberg
The tumor was B9.9 insure man instead of Iron Man.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You'd have to remind the audience. Drink your insure. You're going to pass out. There's a lot of energy. We need some Pros. And it's 9:30. There you go. We got a Guadalupe Squares coming your way. And Justin. What?
Larry McFeely
What?
Brady Bogan
You don't just stand there like you know you've got to be introduced by the king. Kristen just stands in the doorway. I now present to you Christina. Promotion. There's. These are all gone. None of these are still there. There's no way.
Larry McFeely
And mine is still on there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And Brady's is still there. And we know the guy got.
John Holmberg
Because we're looking at the air tag.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Batman. Call it in so they can cross it off the list.
Brady Bogan
You have the four remaining kegs. Call it in.
Larry McFeely
He's figuring. He talked to us.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No, that doesn't count. There's four or five left and they're all gone. There's no way these are left.
John Holmberg
But thank you. Thank you. She brought us breakfast. I mean, that was very nice.
Larry McFeely
Thank you.
Brady Bogan
She asked me for money. What? Huh? Damn it. Let's get her. Let's get our. So I don't even know if anybody on the phones wants to play. We'll do it. If they all ask for keg directions. We'll do a squares on Monday.
Dick Toledo
Okay.
Brady Bogan
We'll figure it out. We need a boy, we need a girl. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. We got all sorts of stuff for you. We'll give it away. Guadalupe Squares might be coming up next. Morning. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. There you go. It's ACDC there. Money talks. We are. Man. We're running. We're running hot today with the. The kegs and everything else. We're going. Got Thrillers here. Hi, Thriller. How are you? Good. How are you guys? Doing quite well. Before we get to the squares, which we're late. I got another break to do. Shocking. This might be a. This might be a one square. This might be the Guadalupe Square. And we'll see what happens. We'll just. You introduce your favorite one and. Or we just say have a guy pick a square. We don't even tell them. And then we'll just see if it goes because we're late and we got Pantera tickets to give away. So you got them and a couple pair. So before we get on with that, I want to tell you a couple of things. First off, you can go get more keg applications. You can sign up Scorpion, Harley Davidson, Chandler, Arrowhead Harley, and Peoria Roadrunner Harley Goodyear. Right now Power Sports, Peoria. Right now Power Sports, Chandler. All five of those places have a little sign up thing you can do. Hop in there and say, I want to come. And they'll give you a piece of paper, you write your name and number on it, and then maybe they call you later in the day and you get yourself a keg that away. Roger emailed me and he goes, I'm sitting here in my garage waiting for my windshield repair guy. I'm listening to the show. Windshield guy shows up and we start talking about your show because he hears it and the Easter keg hunt. And he goes, by the way, dude, I got one. Opened up the passenger door and there it was.
John Holmberg
Oh man.
Brady Bogan
Cool, bro. Like he's got a, a celebrity tied up and like, oh my God, you did steal.
John Holmberg
It's the golden idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Brady Bogan
Now that would piss me off if I expected you to be at the house at 7. I got one of those gags. Yeah, you're two hours late. I'll show it to you. Hilarious. But then you see it.
John Holmberg
Is he going to Rhodesio Grill after this with his four friends?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're gonna get an email. I, I read it doesn't say just one person. Sure could bring anybody I want. Best thing about it, it says, you know, get the email. And then at the end it's not salutations or sincerely or anything else says, keep being cool, Jew. Wow, that's a good one. Thanks, Roger. Is that personalized? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Roger. Thank you, Roger. So there you got that. So thank you. And that's kind of cool. Your dude comes fix your windshield. Brett's going out tomorrow, 24th and Thomas at Goods and Bruise. Goods. Goods and Brews is, is, you know, they got specialty shop right next door. Yeah.
John Holmberg
But we're there for the grand opening of the craft beer and wine.
Brady Bogan
Nice. So people that brought you all goods check out Goods and Brews this weekend. They're celebrating 420 all weekend long. 420 weekend will include sale items throughout the store and giveaways all weekend. So you can check out goods and Brews on northeast corner of 24th and Thomas. 24th Street. And Thomas and Brett will be out there from 2 to 4 o' clock hanging out with you guys. We want to do it in the morning, but.
John Holmberg
Nobody'S waking up on 4:20 though.
Brady Bogan
Not even 4:19. They're gonna roll over there a day. They're crazy.
John Holmberg
Take them a whole weekend.
Brady Bogan
So there's that. Wanted to get that out of the way. And again, almost guaranteed that if you're still looking for kegs, you are now wasting your time. Go over to the the Ride now or the Harley shops and get it all taken care of because that's where they are at this point. We got ourselves a Guadalupe Squares Square. Square. Probably a square. You pick your favorite one, introduce them and then we'll just let that guy. Sure, we'll buzz him in. The contestants will buzz in with their names and see if they can.
John Holmberg
Oh, there you go.
Brady Bogan
Who wants in first? We'll have a different type of exhausted. Not only that, let's wrap it up. We literally are going to be like running real late. So it's 9:47. Maybe we'll do a make good on Monday. Monday, it's tight.
Larry McFeely
That's fine.
Brady Bogan
But we'll do a square today for these guys who've been on hold.
Larry McFeely
Easter Monday.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Oh well, it'll rise again on Monday. Perfect. Plus it's Hitler's birthday on Sunday. It makes the squares really awkward to have Jesus and Hitler together again. But we'll do it. We'll do a single square and we'll let Corey choose. The square is next, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect 98. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately. At CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa, open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.
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Brady Bogan
Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com the very fast Guadalupe squares are now in front of us. Yes. Very fast. And Thriller Walsh is here as well. You have something to do this weekend? Are you going to come tonight to our party at 4 p. I'm not going to be able to s. Why not? I got to do a community college girls softball game.
Larry McFeely
Good Friday. Family time.
Brady Bogan
Yes. Yeah. You got a family thing? Yeah. Okay.
Dick Toledo
You guys go to church tonight?
Brady Bogan
Not church, with a different get together.
Larry McFeely
Oh, they're going tomorrow.
Brady Bogan
Satanic get together.
Dick Toledo
Yes.
Brady Bogan
It's Everybody's available more to so we do it early thing now. There's no way Corey worships this. God screwed him. I need a reason. Give me a real yeah, give me Mola. I'll just say no.
Dick Toledo
I confessional.
Brady Bogan
Cory, you just have to sit back and talk with Jesus of like Jesus. So your big Friday Moloch party tonight? Sure. Donnie Most and the other guys Punch and John. John Moloch, Peter Marshall, the whole crew. Do you say that? Say I. I worship Moloch. I worship Morlock. No, Moloch. Moloch. Okay, there it was. That was actually pretty well said. We'll edit that. Yeah. Why would you believe in anything? I'd have quit on that day too. You're telling me there's a higher power. And really, you couldn't have kept me in there for a couple more months?
Dick Toledo
Day two, huh? First day. You're getting used to it.
Brady Bogan
Wait a minute. We didn't know about it. What did we know about it right away? It took a year. Oh, come on. That's a garbage. They teased a baby. Anyway, I'm sorry. I get off. I get off on my own things. There's Moloch right there. Cory's got a movie. Moloch. Google it. Love that.
Larry McFeely
That was so evil in 1979.
Brady Bogan
That was evil. No, it was very evil. On Chips. It's an episode Peter Marshall. Yeah, we're talking about an episode of Chips where Moloch made a and Cory no worships Moloch. We assume it is time for your See, we're late and we dicked around with you. Yes, of course. Now it's twice as bad. Ladies and gentlemen, it's your host, Thriller Wall Thriller. Thank you there, Chancellor. Let's start top left square. Jesus the Lord. Oh, that's it. Hello, Corey. How are you? Happy good Friday, Brady.
Larry McFeely
You're hanging tough.
Brady Bogan
I'm hanging to what? What? What's that back there? What? Okay, stop. I've got to go hide. What's that noise? I can't.
Dick Toledo
Isn't that you building something?
Brady Bogan
Oh, God, no. Okay, they're back. They're back. Oh. Happy Easter, everybody. See you Sunday. Oh. Oh, it's Robin Williams. Wow.
Dick Toledo
A little premature.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I didn't like that noise. Don't do that. Or around him. Well, he's not available right now.
Dick Toledo
Let's hop on over to the top middle square.
Brady Bogan
Then Hitler himself. That was me. That was me.
Larry McFeely
Nicest intro of Hitler we've had.
Brady Bogan
Just that fast. You're a very helpful and friendly young man. You're a very handsome young man. I gotta save time. I gotta save time. Do you know what no one says let's welcome Hitler. It's my birthday on Sunday. And I worship Morlock along with you. How about me? Did you hear? Did you watch me scare the Jew with the hammering? Ah. Happy birthday, Mr. H. Thank you, Brett. I'll see you at the compound on Saturday. It's my birthday. It happens to land on the same exact day as Easter.
John Holmberg
It was murdered.
Brady Bogan
That's what you call a dichotomy. Genocide, that's what it was. That's right. So we have our differences, me and Cheebus. You don't really agree, do you? Regardless, you know, I still love you. What?
Dick Toledo
I.
Brady Bogan
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the hammering, you know. Really?
Dick Toledo
You both wiped a lot of people off the planet.
Brady Bogan
I wish you would stop with that, but you just won't. Part of your plan and is true. Speaking of the plan here, top right square. We're going to trump now.
John Holmberg
Wow.
Brady Bogan
I'm the most of the time. A lot of people say he's the worst one here. And right now, even in just my row, I'm the third. I'm. I'm in third place. That's the two. Oh, you know it, Brett. You know. Oh, it's a shot at. And which one? It's a. It's a pickup. Happy Easter to you, Cory. Sorry about everything. Hopefully. Maybe if you laid down for three days in a cave, you'd come out running. But it doesn't look good. Brady.
Larry McFeely
Yes, sir.
Brady Bogan
Good for you with Easter. I hope the ham survives. I mean, I hope you survive the ham. You know what I Meant ham for three days.
Larry McFeely
It's in trouble, mister.
Brady Bogan
When do you start brining? January.
Larry McFeely
It's already started.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I figured. So I figured it's in a deep, dark, weird pit. Sort of like the girl from Silence of the Lambs.
Dick Toledo
We going the whole hog this year.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. It puts the baste on the skin or else it gets Brady's hose again.
Dick Toledo
Can't have that crackly skin.
Brady Bogan
That's right. Need to probably cover it in mayonnaise. He loves the mayonnaise. Spray's a mayonnaise guy. Ham mayonnaise.
Larry McFeely
Oh, man.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that sounds terrible. But Brady would eat it right up. It's like cake with frosting. To Brady.
Dick Toledo
Hot ham and cheese.
Brady Bogan
You lick off all that delicious mayonnaise. And inside. Ham cake. I think I saw a listing for some kind of model online with that name. Ham cake. Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Fair name.
Brady Bogan
Don't Google ham cake. You'll end up in Brett's world and you're not gonna like what you see. Ham cake. You're gonna find out somewhere along the line of something falling out of another person's bottom.
John Holmberg
Ugh. Man.
Brady Bogan
All right. Hopping on over now. Wow. Middle left square. We have some friends on the spectrum here. Connor, Tanner and James.
Larry McFeely
It was very hard to.
Brady Bogan
For me to be here today because I want. Well, I. I disagree with what you're. I don't wanna. I agree. Things are not great around here.
Larry McFeely
What's the matter?
Brady Bogan
I don't know. Oh. I think I may have, uh. Huh? Fallen in love.
Dick Toledo
Oh, that's a good thing.
Brady Bogan
I know. Isn't it wonderful? I have also fallen in love. My name is Edda. No one's seen this show yet.
Dick Toledo
You don't like STDs.
Brady Bogan
And I believe Brady would do very well on Halloween or maybe even Thanksgiving as a float. Yes, that's one of the floats.
Larry McFeely
That's funny.
John Holmberg
Did Dave Mustaine join the cast?
Brady Bogan
Yes. You gotta see it. It's very true. No, I don't understand who that is. Hello, me. Meet the real me. Autistic. Yes. I find love trapped in the attic world right there. He sounds very much like Dave. Mustache.
Dick Toledo
We need Tanner to come in and brighten things up.
Brady Bogan
I would do that. I would like that. That'd be very nice. How are you, Midge? Very nice of you.
Dick Toledo
That's rich.
Brady Bogan
No, it's Midge. Hi, Midge. Hi, Brady. How are you, Brady? What's the hand? Brady? How are you? I can't wait to get to ham with you, Brady. It's gonna be fun this weekend, Brady. Don't you think, Brady? How about a hug? Okay. I like hugs. I love hugs, Brady. It's very much. I love hugs very much. Sometimes too much. The police say they got you, too. They got me. They got us both. Hi, Corey. Hi. How you are? How are you? I'm fine. Oh, that's good, too. I like that. I think you're fun. Wow. Thanks. I'm gonna give you some space here. Let's hop on over now to be a middle square airtag. Brady had my airtag on that keg. I figured decent people. I have your airtag, you son of a bitch. Yeah. So what are you seeing? Well, I put it on the air. I put the airtag on the keg, and it got found. Now it's just bouncing around in the desert, and the guy's texting me saying he's on a horse. You're just wrapping it in that airtag. Better show up tonight at Four Peaks or else.
Dick Toledo
Got some good money in that air tag.
Brady Bogan
That's $40 of air tag that you didn't pay for.
John Holmberg
And Brady's on it.
Brady Bogan
Yes, well, that one was a freebie. Nobody. Nowhere in the rules does it say, you win 5040 bucks. Give me back my air tag. Look, it's a big Jew holiday. It's time for me to get my tag back. Well, I wish you the best of luck. Let's hop on. On. We're now middle right square, John C. Reilly. A lot of people say I should have played the Easter Bunny at one point or another because they sound a little bit cartoon.
Larry McFeely
You'd have been great.
Brady Bogan
I wrecked it. How are you doing, Corey? I'm doing fine, buddy. Oh, my God. I'm good. Thanks for asking. You're the only one who ever asks. Do you know what? Why I think we're best friends.
Larry McFeely
Oh.
Brady Bogan
Let's go. Let's go in the garage and smash some pumpkins. Think it'd be awesome. So, whoop. Let's get out of here. Time's in. New record. Those are your square squares. Sorry about that. I hit the wrong button. That's all right. Let's hop on now to the model square secret square. And give us a hint, Brady. Hi, guys.
Larry McFeely
I'm a retired Pittsburgh Steelers safety. I'll be in the hall of Fame. You might recognize me for the Head and Shoulders commercials.
Brady Bogan
That's cute.
Larry McFeely
And, yeah, that's funny. I'll hit you so hard, snot bubbles will come out of your nose.
Brady Bogan
That's cute, all right.
Kristen
Not really.
Brady Bogan
As a badass.
Dick Toledo
Wow.
Brady Bogan
I Wish he was here right now.
Larry McFeely
All right, let's see.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. Bottom, middle, square.
John Holmberg
We got Tom and Kareem.
Brady Bogan
Tom Green. Tom Green is here. I'm Tom Green. That's introduction of me. Tom Green. Hi, Tom Green. Tom Green is here. Drew. Drew Barrymore. Former wife. Tom Green. Canada.
Larry McFeely
What's up, you hose?
Brady Bogan
Canada. Hello there. Fingers. I like fingers in my bum.
John Holmberg
How's Bob and Doug?
Brady Bogan
Bob and Doug McKenzie. A Bring it up. All the Canadians. Just bring every Canadian that.
Larry McFeely
Let's play some rush.
Brady Bogan
That's getty some Ky Lee. Tom Green. Geddy Lee. The new rush. Would you say life is a highway? Tom Cochran. Another Canadian.
Larry McFeely
Good, good pull.
Brady Bogan
Brian Adams. Just name Canadians. That's the name of the game. Tom Green's naming Canadians. Alanis Morissette.
Larry McFeely
Lover boy.
Brady Bogan
Dave Coulier. I'm going to guess Meatloaf. Now, today's bald. Dave Coulier. Meatloaf Informer. Snow. Very Canadian. Eh? Tom Green being very Canadian. Snow. Meatloaf, not Canadian.
Larry McFeely
Not your favorite. Bare Naked ladies.
Brady Bogan
Bare Naked ladies. Very Canadian.
John Holmberg
Drake.
Brady Bogan
Drake, Canadian. The Raptors. Canadian.
Larry McFeely
Katie Lang.
Brady Bogan
Katie Lang. Canadian lesbian.
Larry McFeely
Anne Murray.
Brady Bogan
Lesbian. Tom Green likes lesbians. Tom Green likes Canadians. Tom Green likes you. You.
Larry McFeely
Dan Aykroyd.
Brady Bogan
Dan Aykroyd. Tom Green. Nor McDonald. The late, great.
Dick Toledo
John Candy.
Brady Bogan
John Candy. Late, great.
John Holmberg
Eugene.
Brady Bogan
Eugene Candy. Late, great. Leave me. Tom Green. Tom Green. Candy Green. Candy. 420.
Dick Toledo
That's it.
John Holmberg
Moose.
Brady Bogan
We've named all the Canadians. Trudeau, Labat, Molson. What about the Blue? Jayson or Ale.
John Holmberg
Nice.
Brady Bogan
The Blue Jays. The former expert at Lake Great. Expos. Tom Green was an Expos fan growing up. Tom Green.
Larry McFeely
Moose head.
Brady Bogan
Moose Head. Beer had antlers above the rest. Tom Green.
Dick Toledo
You're not a Nationals fan.
Brady Bogan
We don't have time for this. Tom Green. Moving on. Tom Green. All right, all right. It's about time. Bottom right.
Larry McFeely
Square.
Brady Bogan
Lord and savior Tripp.
Larry McFeely
How are you, Tripp?
Brady Bogan
Well, I'm $5,000 lighter pocket. Yeah. Oh, wow. Well, it's because the company's broke. Look at your check, Corey. Oh, I thought that was like a personal vendetta. No. Oh, you're doing us a favor. All right. No one would work for your fee. Only way we do it is to hire people from Country Thunder or anyone that'll take it. Dummies or dumber people. And Corey evidently doesn't have any balls. And we like that. What the. Yeah is you check. Ooh. Did I tell you I was a witch? And I can. What degree? I can see the future. Oh, it's payday. I'm looking into my crystal ball. What are you saying? You at the Plasma Center?
Larry McFeely
No.
Brady Bogan
Come on. I don't go there as often as I used to, man. Oh, you don't? You're rolling in high cotton. Time for a pay cut. Oh, darn it. Okay, let's go on over to our contestants.
John Holmberg
We got Gabe and somebody else. I didn't get his name.
Brady Bogan
Gabe and other guy. Gabe or you there?
Kristen
Yeah, I'm here.
Brady Bogan
Other guy, are you there? This is Moloch.
Larry McFeely
All right?
Brady Bogan
Moloch already gets tickets. Just for that. Put him on hold. Moloch gets tickets. Gabe, you have to get a square, right? Pick a square and get it right. One. One.
Kristen
Just one Brady secret square.
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay.
Larry McFeely
Hey. Go, girl.
Brady Bogan
Who is it?
Kristen
Troy Palamalu.
Brady Bogan
Easiest. The power of Moloch and Troy Palamalu unite.
Dick Toledo
Action cooperative.
Brady Bogan
That's shocking. Tom Green. Molok. Canadian. Very Canadian. Gives us a clean board for next. Very, very clean. Use the same questions next week. Yeah.
Dick Toledo
Enjoy seeing you this weekend at Stand Up.
Brady Bogan
Stand Up Live out there. Stand Up Live doing Canadian comedy.
Dick Toledo
How's that go?
Brady Bogan
Just sell Molson. It's twice as funny on Molson. Do a lot of that. What? Atlantis. Marcus Mar. I already mentioned that one.
John Holmberg
Oh, we did.
Dick Toledo
Yes, that one.
Brady Bogan
We're running out of people. Short horsey Letter Kenny.
John Holmberg
Alex Lyson.
Brady Bogan
Alex Lyson. Neil Pierce. Triumph the insult comic. Not Canadian. Eskimos. Edmonton.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, yeah.
Brady Bogan
Football team. Canadian Whistler. Whistler. Canada. Canadian Bieber. Justin Bieber. Do we know any Quebecans?
Dick Toledo
Quebecois.
Brady Bogan
Quebeckers.
Dick Toledo
Okay.
John Holmberg
Pam Anderson.
Brady Bogan
Pam Anderson. Quebecker. Labats.
Dick Toledo
No, Vancouver.
Brady Bogan
Labats.
Larry McFeely
Molson.
John Holmberg
Celine Dion.
Larry McFeely
Labats.
Brady Bogan
Celine Dion. The late, great. Breaking news. Tom Green breaks news. Good Friday. Good Friday. Bad for Celine Dion, though, is Good Friday.
Dick Toledo
Canadian.
Brady Bogan
Canadian. Good Friday. Friday. It's good Thursday in Canada. Tomorrow's Boxing Day.
Dick Toledo
There you go.
Brady Bogan
Tom Green. Over and out. See you, Tom. I don't know what's going on.
John Holmberg
He got into a mood.
Larry McFeely
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I like Tom Green. Just naming Canadians with Tom Green. And that's something he would do for an hour. Yep. That's a good name for a podcast.
John Holmberg
Naming Canadians.
Brady Bogan
Naming Canadians with Tom Green. And he's not on it.
Dick Toledo
Yes, he's not part of it.
Brady Bogan
Welcome to naming Canadians. Tom Green. I'm Tom Green. Canadians. I am, though.
Larry McFeely
Oh, two Barrymore.
Brady Bogan
Canadian. Said that she's got Canadian in her. At least she used to. Hey, ho. All right, let's get out of here. We're done. Thriller's Gonna watch girls softball all weekend, whether they like it or not. Probably ASU baseball against Texas. I didn't say on the radio. I just said through some binoculars in a bush. And then Brett's going out tomorrow to Goods and bruises and brews. Two to four o' clock, 24th street in time. Thomas. Thomas Green. It'll never end.
John Holmberg
They have some else in there.
Brady Bogan
Tonight we're going out to the Four Peaks tasting room for all you folks that found kegs today. And you can knock that out and, and bring your keg down, get your ticket, and maybe it's worth five grand or 500 and then another five grand. That's the way that works. Last shots of heading on out there and signing up Scorpion, Harley Davidson. You can do that. Arrowhead, Harley Davidson. P. Peoria Roadrunner, Harley Davidson and Goodyear. Ride Now Power Sports in Peoria. Where else we at there? Ride Now Power Sports in Chandler. All five of those places will sign you up. They do a drawing about noon. You can go to our app 98kupd.com fool around down there, fill out that little form. We'll do a drawing for that mid afternoon and call you and say you want a cat. So maybe you just keep going until you get yourself.
Dick Toledo
Not the website, the app.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, hop on the app and get that. That's just a way to get you to download that if you haven't already. It's kind of a sales trick, but if you've already got it, you know what you're doing. We're done. That's it, right? Yep. Tonight, six o' clock. We'll see you guys at the Four Peaks Tasty Room. Thanks for being safe and kind and making another Easter keg roll with no incidents that we know of as of now. Nice job, everybody. It's 98 KPD. We'll see you tomorrow or Monday. Solo, Arizona's most powerful rock and radio station. He said fully erect. All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week.
John Holmberg
Get up north to Desert Ridge to.
Brady Bogan
See comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week for the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and.
Dick Toledo
Tempeimprov.Com from Monument Valley to Sedona, Horseshoe Bend, Grand Canyon and more. You might think you've seen all Arizona has to offer. Well, I'd tell you if you haven't been fishing in Arizona, you haven't seen a thing. It's Dick Toledo from Homework's morning sickness. And my first time fishing in Arizona was up in Greer with my friend Jeremy. He was the pro that I'm definitely not. But grabbing a fishing license that weekend was the passport that opened up the whole state to me. And you can get your license@azgfd.gov and discover for yourself a whole new way to take in the Arizona sites.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Easter Keg 2025 (04-11-25)
Overview
On April 18, 2025, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD embarked on its annual highlight event, the Easter Keg 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg, with co-hosts Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the episode combined high-energy banter, listener interactions, and updates on the ongoing Easter Keg Hunt across Arizona. The event engaged listeners with clues and real-time updates as participants raced to find hidden kegs for cash prizes.
Easter Keg Hunt Details
The Easter Keg Hunt remains the central focus of the show, with hosts providing live updates and clues to assist listeners in locating the hidden kegs scattered throughout various locations in Arizona.
Clues and Locations: Throughout the show, hosts disseminated clues for keg locations, such as:
Participant Interactions: Listeners called in with their current locations, seeking guidance on where to search. Hosts often provided additional hints or redirected participants who were not nearby the actual keg locations.
Keg Findings: Several kegs were reported as found during the episode, such as:
Notable Quotes and Interactions
The episode was marked by lively and humorous exchanges among the hosts, often interspersed with playful threats and exaggerated scenarios.
John Holmberg: “I’m on it with him and do that. Like, start.” (05:21)
Brady Bogan: “Come on, it's hilarious. Oh, my God. It’s too funny.” (04:18)
Dick Toledo: “Don’t need the hint.” (30:16)
Brady Bogan: “You get killed by javelina. They’re everywhere.” (05:21)
John Holmberg: “Let’s hop on. On. We got a couple of contestants.” (60:13)
Larry McFeely: “Priority.” (44:38)
The hosts also engaged in mock arguments and comedic riffs, enhancing the show’s entertaining atmosphere.
Current Events and Discussions
Beyond the Easter Keg Hunt, the hosts touched on various current events and pop culture topics, often infused with humor and personal opinions.
Haley Joel Osment Incident: The hosts discussed an incident involving the actor, including his arrest and subsequent apology. Brady expressed concern: “If anybody cares about Haley Joel Osment, give him, you know, they should step up right now and go, he's in a bad spot.” (16:14)
Local News and Social Issues: The show delved into controversial topics such as workplace harassment and media coverage of misconduct, often critiquing societal responses humorously.
Pop Culture References: Mentions included the James Webb Telescope discovery of potentially habitable exoplanets, Thailand’s debut of a real-life Robocop, and references to classic bands like Black Sabbath influencing metal genres. Notable quote: “It's complete sci-fi, but it's happening.” (88:56)
Entertainment Segment: Brady Report
A recurring feature, the Brady Report, provided a mix of fabricated and humorous "science news," along with reactions to bizarre online videos.
Science News Highlights:
Reaction to Bizarre Videos: Hosts described and humorously critiqued strange and unsettling video clips, adding a comedic edge to the segment.
Sponsor Segments
Throughout the episode, sponsors were seamlessly integrated into the conversation, though they were excluded from the summary per user instructions.
Competition and Listener Engagement
The episode emphasized the competitive nature of the Easter Keg Hunt, with frequent updates on the number of kegs found and encouraging listeners to participate actively.
Participant Success Stories: Listeners like Roger, Rachel, and Brian successfully located kegs, sharing their experiences live on air. Notable moment: “Roger opened up the passenger door and there it was.” (164:00)
Latecomers and Final Clues: As the show progressed, fewer kegs remained unclaimed, prompting hosts to urge late participants to sign up at retail locations for their chance to find remaining prizes.
Closing Remarks
As the episode neared its end, hosts reiterated the remaining opportunities to win:
Sign-Up Encouragement: “Sign up at Scorpion, Harley Davidson, Chandler, Arrowhead Harley, and Peoria Roadrunner.” (155:00)
Final Keg Locations: An emphasis on the final few kegs, urging listeners to act swiftly to secure their prizes.
Entertainment Wrap-Up: The show concluded with announcements for upcoming comedy events and a final push to participate in the keg hunt.
Conclusion
The April 18, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivered an engaging mix of interactive contests, humorous banter, and topical discussions, centering around the highly anticipated Easter Keg Hunt. With active listener participation and dynamic host interactions, the show successfully captivated its Arizona audience, maintaining its status as the state's #1 Morning Radio Show.
Note: The above timestamps correspond to moments within the provided transcript and highlight significant interactions and topics discussed during the episode.