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John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
They might have got lost.
Brett
Yeah, somewhere over the Indian Ocean. Wouldn't it be ironic if that one crashed and when we looked for it, we found Amelia?
John Holmberg
Oh, man, and poor Fred Noonan.
Brett
Noonan sitting there with his hands in the air. You know what the best thing that could happen for women's history is if they found the Amelia plane and Fred was in the pilot's seat and Amelia was in his lap that nobody ever even considered. Two of them got a little excited anyway.
E
Too cloudy. Did they scrap it? Is it in the air right now?
Brett
Yeah, I don't see anything. Well, while you're looking, you keep us up to date. Give us an update. I was watching the news last night and you know who else? I didn't realize AI was going to take this job away. Remember like all. Every, every time you watch some mystery of we're looking for a guy, you know when we got a suspect and usually on TV or movies, it's more interesting if there's like a kid.
John Holmberg
I don't know what this is here neither.
Brett
That's the old one says live. That's it. They're down already. Hold on.
Tabitha
We'll get back to the other from the viewing platform.
Larry McFeely
I mean, not a dry eye in the stand. I tell you right now. Chloe, I just want to know from your perspective, Khloe Kardashian moment.
John Holmberg
Go to the profession.
Larry McFeely
I realized how emotional it was gonna be and I literally had chills all over my body from the second it launched.
Brett
She's had so much. So much of her nose removed.
Larry McFeely
And it's. It's sort of hard to explain because I don't think you think you would be that emotional.
Brett
Just Michael Jackson's nose. Look, we need to apologize to the Jackson estate because we used to make fun of him all the time. He is evidently the standard women are looking for. First of all, with plastic surgery, they all look like Michael now.
Larry McFeely
And everything went so well.
Brett
There's the mom.
Larry McFeely
So that's a relief because know, I'm sure there's a lot of nerds equally.
Brett
As nasally from the lack of nose and having such.
John Holmberg
Why are they there?
Larry McFeely
They said they saw.
Brett
Why the Kardashian women watching. They weren't on the ship.
Larry McFeely
I cannot wait to get the footage from inside and to hear that. I want to hear every.
Brett
Yeah, that's a weird thing. Altogether that the Kardashian ladies are.
Larry McFeely
What are the chances? The pink moon, the rocket launch. It's so exciting.
John Holmberg
None of the sisters went up. None of the.
Brett
Yeah, there isn't a Kardashian tie to this at all.
John Holmberg
None of the athletes are there. Banging went up. I mean, I don't.
Brett
The rocket. Rocket shaped like a huge dick. They had to go to the desert to see that. Oh, that makes sense now. Blue Origin looks like a giant dick. And she thought, oh, I gotta go see that. No, they just are drawn through phallic shaped firing items.
E
So they. Do they. I always wonder this. They delay the opening of the door because they have to decompress or something.
Brett
I don't know. I don't know.
John Holmberg
They're probably still fighting in there. There's my chapstick.
Brett
Dude just tumbled.
E
Was that Bezos?
Brett
I don't know. Some guy just fell in the middle.
Larry McFeely
Of the desert and Ariane. I don't know what to say. I did cry. I did cry. I didn't think I was gonna cry. Tabitha, I love you putting them on the spot there.
John Holmberg
Why? Why is she crying?
Brett
Because it's Just women in space. And they made it back.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Tabitha
Kardashian.
John Holmberg
They sat there.
E
This is history, right?
John Holmberg
They sat there. They didn't fly. They didn't pilot the thing. It literally went up and down.
Tabitha
Thank you so much, Tabitha, for that. And you could. You could see that. You can hear that. You can hear from Tabitha. Even she is emotional and has.
Brett
I don't understand why you're emotional, but you're right. That is weird.
John Holmberg
Well, they sa. They're passengers.
E
You have a bunch of women together. It's a grand opening of a store. Maybe they're all going to get emotion on this.
Tabitha
The intensity and the energy, that was emotion.
Brett
It was sexist.
Tabitha
Remote place. But it all gathers here in this valley. And it's really.
Brett
That is very strange. Terrible. I guess I'm not understanding the. The big deal here.
Tabitha
It gets me every time.
Larry McFeely
Well, anytime somebody says I get it. What's so exciting about.
Brett
They're not even like the first women to do it. They're just the first gaggle of women to do it. Like, there's just no dudes on the thing. You know, women. You guys celebrate us not being around an awful lot. There were no men in sight. It was an inspiration. I'm like, what. What the hell?
John Holmberg
Why we should have.
Brett
Why can't be be included in stuff?
John Holmberg
We should have went to title nine today for the viewing party.
Brett
Oh, that would have. Not a dry eye. I bet you they like, they have a clock that just. The bell goes off and like, all right, ladies, sync up. And everybody's periods just start right there to it.
Larry McFeely
They only got four pressures.
John Holmberg
Open the goddamn door that high. Jesus.
Brett
Through all this and they still want a man to open a door for.
Larry McFeely
Him to see that when they step out of the cap.
John Holmberg
Sir, I got a quick set key in my pocket. Let's go.
Brett
I'm not opening that door. Chivalry is not completely dead. What? What?
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett
Mines are being blown. That's why the Kardashians are there.
Tabitha
Things are being blown after we all.
John Holmberg
The Rivians out there crew.
Tabitha
You see there.
Brett
I am knocked out by Chloe's new surgery. Though she looked like a different person.
E
I don't think she can breathe through that nose.
Brett
Anyway, girl rocket is back. And evidently some sort of an accomplishment for ladies in general.
Tabitha
All of the. The broad walks out first. That created.
Brett
Isn't it more offensive to. To be a little bit surprised and emotional that it made it back?
Tabitha
Nothing gets tripped up.
Brett
Also, like, shouldn't it be like it's almost the Barry Sanders thing. Act like you've been there, you know? Yeah, of course we made it back. Was anybody. Otherwise, you're in tears. It was so inspirational.
John Holmberg
You.
Brett
That means you kind of thought maybe it wasn't going to go. Right.
Tabitha
That much. That much more comfortable.
John Holmberg
Who was the guy? Who was the person controlling it? Was it a guy?
Brett
We don't talk about that.
John Holmberg
Well.
Brett
What.
John Holmberg
I'm just saying, these broads were just riding up there.
Brett
It was just basic. Yeah, it was kind of a. It's kind of like.
E
Didn't do anything.
Brett
If. If there was a.
E
You don't know that, Brett.
Brett
That big octopus ride at Food City carnivals and stuff that goes. And if it was all women on there, that. Like some emotional thing afterwards. But the carny that's working the stick is, like, all. I made the thing spin with the.
John Holmberg
Faded Leonard Skynyrd shirt.
Brett
I guess I'm no hero for hitting.
Larry McFeely
The go button of a suborbital space flight. You feel great. You don't have to deal with space sickness. Right?
Tabitha
Exactly. Exactly. And that's, you know.
Brett
Oh, Christ. They were there.
John Holmberg
11 minutes.
Brett
Basic.
E
Open the door.
John Holmberg
It takes longer to drive to auction pavilion from here.
Brett
It's just in. Seven ladies gone. All inside. They won't open that thing because it became a little tomb. Anyway, it's pretty neat technology.
John Holmberg
I. I'll leave it up till they open the door, at least.
Brett
I don't know. Do they still. Is there? Is there? I just.
John Holmberg
They're probably fighting who's coming out the door first. And I get to go first.
Brett
You've hogged the window the whole time, Katie. Oh, they're gonna be so much emotion coming out of there. Like they're. They're gonna act like that's never happened before, but again, didn't Lauren Sanchez go up there once?
E
Yeah. Yeah, I thought she already.
Brett
Yeah, there's been women up there already. This isn't a first.
E
Maybe she didn't. Maybe she was just there.
Brett
Yeah, but there's been women in the. In the thing. Are you kidding? You know, much trouble they'd have gotten into if we'd have just kept that male base. Nobody but men riding in the big dick. Anyway. Well, congratulations, lady. You finally did it. The thing that's been done a bunch of times. It took a ride on a relatively awesome, technologically superior thingy. And you know what? Your heroes, the Kardashians, were there to witness it all. Thank God your spokespeople are Chloe and Mom.
John Holmberg
Did somebody forget the key? They're like, oh, There we go. I took the door, closed it again.
Larry McFeely
Bezos out there, right by the couch.
Brett
There's Bezos.
E
He was the one that tumbled.
Brett
Yeah, he fell down.
Tabitha
Correct. That is Jeff Bayes, our founder on the left, as well as Sarah Knights, our crew member 7.
Brett
They can't get the.
Tabitha
And I just want to thank our viewers.
John Holmberg
Just open the goddamn door on us.
Tabitha
New Shepard's 31st mission to space. Our 11th human.
John Holmberg
She got a crowbar.
Brett
There's the 11th time. And the Kardashians are sobbing. You can't tell, though, because their faces are frozen. But anyway. Well, there you go. Girl Flight is a success. I'm. I. To be honest with you. I guess I'm the only feminist in the world. I expected them to make it back without any problems. Evidently there was. This was touch and go to everyone thinking this was possibly going to sail off into space. I. I anticipated, based on the fact they've done this multiple times, that we were going to be all right. I was rooting for it to be good. I don't think it. I don't think it's any monumental feat for ladies that Katy Perry and Gayle King went into the sky. I think that makes one small step. I don't think. I don't think you're going to get paid evenly because of this. You got bigger fish to fry anyway.
John Holmberg
But Bezos sent him up 70%.
Brett
It cost him nothing.
E
Look at those 4x4 Blue Origin crew wagons.
Brett
Yeah. That is an all. Now that is techno. What is that? It's a four wheel drive van. That was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Cooler even than a rocket. Let's get the ladies behind the wheel of that thing. Yeah, the chicks are just.
John Holmberg
And imagine ladies in there. Can you open the door already?
Brett
I got to pee. I am a little nervous right now. Bezos has a crowbar.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
And he's the only one standing next to the pod. That seems like they might be struggling with the door. Are they just waiting for the ride? Yeah, he took a good spill. This is strange. Hold on a second. We'll get you. Anyway. Girl Flight. It's back.
John Holmberg
He's doing blowfish on the water.
Brett
Everything's back. The success. And it's a one giant step for woman, one giant leap for womankind. I suppose.
Byron
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John Holmberg
53342 all right, HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it and you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen you all this week for the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Brett
Anyway, back to what I was talking about before the the amazing thing. Well, AI is going to take everybody's jobs and we know that. But I didn't think of this guy's job when you have like a little kid in a movie and he's trying to describe the guy that stole or killed his mommy or whatever. And then there's the sketch artist and he spins it and it's a perfect drawing of like whoever the baddie is and that, you know, like, wow, this guy's amazing. And this guy went to school for it and he knows how to draw and all that. AI built this dude.
John Holmberg
Basil's getting the crowbar.
Brett
Did you see it? Did you see it?
E
Yeah, No, I didn't see this.
Brett
This is an AI Wanted photo. These are the. This is the future of Wanted. So the. Through the description from the. The person who. The victim. AI like, took all that and built this and then just said, what does it need? Okay, it needs a mustache. And his eyes were a little bit different. And they basically built the guy they're looking for. And she's like, that's, like, perfect. Like, you don't need to do to sketch it. Triangular face, you know, none of that stuff. AI Made this amazing drawing. And at the bottom, it said, this does not represent a real person. AI generated image. And it's an attempted kidnapping suspect. And they just made him. He's exactly that. It's exactly that.
E
She got out.
John Holmberg
Katy Perry just kissed.
Brett
Oh, Katie's out. We have Katy Perry out. She kissed the ground. This is like Lilith Faire of space. That would be pretty cool floating around up there. I want to do that so bad. And I don't understand, like, Brady, you said you didn't want to do this ever. Like, I would love to be up there, even if it is just for 11 minutes. Even though Jon Lovitz's argument was the best I've ever heard, which is, you're already in space. And I'm like, what? You'd go on there? Yeah. He said, you're already in space. Look up. And I'm like, yeah. And we kind of take for granted that we are already in space. I just have to have a moment with the ground. There's Gayle King. Oprah is gonna get it tonight.
Larry McFeely
Thank you, Jesus.
Brett
Oh, my God. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jeff bez.
John Holmberg
Yeah, no kidding.
Brett
1.
John Holmberg
I'm saying, with that.
Brett
Oh, that could be. Man. This is a.
John Holmberg
This is.
Brett
I'm not understanding this at all. I get it. Okay. That girl's hot. Who's that? Is that the biochemist?
John Holmberg
Yeah. I'm not sure.
Brett
Wow.
E
Sanchez.
Brett
Damn. Damn. Around the bushes here. You did it. Okay. Anyway. Well, that's today's news. That's where everybody's at today. It's kind of a remarkable.
John Holmberg
Not a fastback. That's a good thing.
Brett
No, that's a good one. She looks good in that little space suit. Is this bad?
John Holmberg
That.
Brett
That's what we're at now. We're assessing it this way. I wonder how much I just got. Haynes says, I wonder how much of a problem it was that they had to wear the same outfit. That's probably. Probably was an argument to go up. Is that what she's wearing? I don't want to wear the same thing she's wearing, especially that last one coming out.
E
Oh, that makes it easier.
Brett
Yeah, the last one coming out made that thing look great.
John Holmberg
Is there a space kitchen in that pod?
Brett
See, guys, can't.
E
There we go.
Brett
If you're gonna make it, all girl power dudes are naturally gonna make fun of it anyway. I'm kind of impressed, but more so at the technology. I don't even know that I would take credit for having done it. Like, I sat in there, I'd be like, I just was a passenger. I don't. I don't get excited about, like, anything. Like, if I fly from here to. If I take a JSX flight to Vegas, I certainly don't act like I've accomplished anything when I get off the plane. Somebody else did that. I mean, I suppose I do also have to say that at the. I have to bring this part up. I met Joel and John, people at the Suns game, and there was a very great. She was super gracious, very nice to me. She listens to the show, has for a long time, was so nice. And my friend Joe was with us, and he was. He's a black guy. And there was a moment that was so hilariously painful that she was saying hello to everybody and shaking hands. And Joe put his hand out, and right as she stopped paying attention, so it looked like she was shaking hands with everybody but the black guy. And then I turned and I said, you didn't shake his hand? And she just went back and touched a finger. And I'm like, oh, my God. It's worse than I could have ever imagined. So, John and Joelle, thanks for the amazing night. Also, my friend Jordan inadvertently went through some lady's purse and found some pats of butter. She had stolen some butter. Yeah, it was in her purse. Now we made fun. Then a later rah rah butter. No different, because the rah rah butter's chilled on a plate. This was like, pats of butter. So next time, we saw there was another lady's purse in front of us, and it was. That actually was Chelsea, the feminist lawyer. And we started laughing like, oh, my God, what if they all keep butter in their purses? We have to know. So it was an accident to find butter. And the first purse may or may not have had an Ozempic pen and butter in it, which is the ultimate dichotomy of purse stuff. And I'm like, maybe she just uses the butter as chapstick. We didn't even See, the owner of the purse we just saw in the purse, she left it near us, and we started laughing hysterically. Then another lady leaves her purse near us. Chelsea. And we started laughing at that because I don't know if that's a real thing or not. Do all women carry butter and ozempic that. And that's why they have to have that. But if you're stealing pats of butter.
E
It goes down easier.
Brett
Yeah, I guess. I guess that that helps the ozempic go down. It's easier to take. Like, if I just have a little butter in my belly, this doesn't hurt as badly. Who steals pats of butter and puts them in their. That's going to melt. That's going to be nothing but trouble.
John Holmberg
That's old people stuff, though.
Brett
That is old people stuff.
John Holmberg
They steal the cloth napkins at nice restaurants and stuff like that.
E
Yeah, but butter is a different.
Brett
In the little gold wrapper anyway. Evidently, that's a thing. So we were joking about that all night long. It's like I. I've never really known what's in there, but an Ozempic pen, some butter. It happens.
John Holmberg
Bottles of cholula that they were from breakfast in the morning and stuff like that.
Brett
Giant phallic. Phallic rocket. And the Kardashians.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
They're just reminded of how many NBA careers they've ruined in Houston. That's true. A couple of Houston Rockets definitely felt the pain of the Kardashian touch. It's a. Yeah. It's just strange. We're ready this week, though, everybody. This is. This is getting big. Another email. I'm a supporter of women sitting there and going up and down. Thank you very much. See, you can't do this. The men will ruin it. It is Easter keg week. We're ready to go for the Easter keg. It's going to happen on Friday morning. Very excited about that because, you know, every year we get to do this. I have found four new hiding spots. I've been going to similar areas and trying to find new spots. I'm going to brand new places. Brett, you got to do the overnight that night, right? Yeah, I'll be here to come and do that. So I'm ready to go with this year's deal. And I'm hoping. I'm still thinking. Larry's got the best idea I've ever heard, and I hope that one works. Well, we've got. We've got some. I'll just throw out a hint. Some rideshare possibilities with the kegs. I think it could be fantastic. So I'll get mine out there. I got to drop mine off with, with Hopkins and he's going to hide some and so we're ready to go. Five grand for you. For those of you who don't know, I talked to somebody this weekend. They're like, what the hell are you talking about? Easter keg. And that's what that Joel lady said. I've hunted for Easter kegs. Are you going to do? I'm like, we're doing it Friday. Somebody said, what's the Easter keg? And I'm like, you know what? Got it. Do a better job of letting everybody who doesn't know know. We hide 98 full size empty beer kegs all over the valley on Good Friday. Easter keg hunt, right? You guys find them, you bring them to a party we have over at the Four Peaks tasting room on Friday night. And one of those kegs will be revealed as a five thousand dollar winner. Somebody's gonna get out of that party Friday, five grand. But you gotta find a keg and you'll know it wherever they are in the valley. Search hunt, do all your stuff. We have a party Friday night. It's going to be a great time. Over at the tasting, we got band this year. I believe it's Slash's kid.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Brett
Yeah, all that stuff's going on. Junior, Saul junior is going to be out there doing his thing. So yeah, we've got. It's going to be a good party for all the keg finders and a guest. This isn't like a wide open deal. If you found a keg, you're allowed in. And then we have 98 kegs. They're revealed. We'll have some online. Like five or six will be online only for people who can't get out and drive around and hunt. You can do it only at work and stuff. We get it. We got you covered. There'll be some with Brett on Thursday morning at Action Ride shop. Have you decided which one you're going to?
John Holmberg
I believe it's the brand new location. So out there on Power Road. McDonald. You gotta see this store.
Brett
It's great. It's great store. Get out there. Gonna have the very first keg Thursday morning locked up. And then Brett will give you clues on how to unlock the the lock. And I don't even know how to change that. But we've got that all figured out.
E
I ran into a couple two weeks ago. Like it's coming up Just like, like I take the day off every year for this thing and more and more people. I can't believe how many people just.
John Holmberg
Schedule this day that they.
Brett
Yeah.
E
And they go, it's a blast. And even though. And it was in my area, they're like, wow, came close to a keg last year. And like, oh, that's one I had. I saw the guy walking out with it.
Brett
Yeah, I'm, I am. However many years we've done this in and I have never gotten to hunt. I want to so badly, but I only get to hide them. I never get to hunt them. And that's the bad thing. I want to keep doing that so you guys can get out there and hunt away. Five grand. So get ready for it. And we. Man, it's just Dixon's helping us out this year. They're going to get us some stuff and they're great. So we're very excited. Four Peaks, always good to us. Morning sickness.
Byron
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Brett
Guns.Com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. So we got that together. So I'm very excited about the Easter because I've got two or three spaces. I know that my hiding spots are going to be a little better. I've learned over the years how to make it. I've seen a couple spots and I've been doing that for the last couple weeks, just driving around, looking at areas, going, ooh, I'm in mode. I'm in. I'm in the Easter hiding mode. I'm Easter Bunny. So we're gonna knock those out and get that together. Maybe get Cam Scatterboo out there to find a couple, too, because he was interested in that yesterday we were talking to him. It was pretty great. So good luck to everybody who's out there doing their thing. The sun season came to a merciful close. That is finally over and done with and we can stop thinking about them. And I hope you all enjoyed Devin Booker's time here. It's time to cut ties, perhaps, and maybe think to yourself, that's enough Devin Booker. We don't have to deal with him ever again. He's going to go win a championship somewhere else. What Dale Hellstree said here Thursday, I think holds true. It's time for us to start being out loud about the Suns maybe being similar to the Cleveland Browns as far as being a franchise. Ouch. But you start getting into that. Never had a championship thing. They're more competitive than the Browns on a regular basis. But. But when it doesn't amount to anything big, does it count? You know, do you want a team with no trophies to just be good every year and never really grab the the ultimate prize? Or would you rather have them suffer in turmoil and rebuild some other way? Because right now, that's what they've got to do. So say goodbye to Devin Booker. He's. Thank you, Devin. Appreciate it. Enjoy wherever it is you end up, they've gotta go. And hopefully today or tomorrow or sometime very soon, you'll. You'll hear the words. Everyone is gone. The Suns have fired every single human being on their. On their roster, on their coaching staff and everything else. Everyone's gone. It's the only way this whole operation works. It is the only operation Rebuild. No, it's Operation Start Over. They can rebuild it in a day. They can do it in a second, because they've got the money, man. But you got to be smart about it. So Devin Booker's got to go and hopefully they're peeling his face right off of whatever that arena is called now, PHX arena, and it is no longer a thing. That's it. All done. And then yesterday, of course, the Masters, which is inevitably entertaining at the end every single year. And the most beautiful thing I Watch on a screen. That course is just stunning and Rory McElroy.
E
It was fun all the way.
Brett
I mean, I can't watch that much golf. It's.
E
It's quick. It felt like.
Brett
But no, you were watching the whale and golf direction.
E
Yeah. That was a breath of fresh air.
Brett
That's a weekend, man. That's something that kind of turns on you a little bit. I watch the whale and then I'm gonna sit and watch golf. Rush. Nothing makes me feel lazier than watching golf. It's such a. Bowling. If I ever watched bowling, I think it would be like the only thing that could possibly be a lazier time. If you're in a. Like when we were in. To watch the ending and at the. At the country club that Doug had and we sat there and watched the end of the Masters, it felt like there was energy. Like we weren't just sitting on our couch, man, watching golf at home.
E
It was like that, though. It's tough because it came down, you know, the. It was. It was fun. That was a fun.
Brett
The ending. But if I sat from.
E
It was one better Masters than it was in the last.
Brett
If I sat from one o' clock in the afternoon till four, watching other guys golf, I'd have felt, I can't do it. I wish I could. I can sit and piece parts together. I gotta get up and move because it makes you feel.
E
I mean, I did some things in between, you know, I grilled some burgers.
Brett
There you go. Yeah. You had to get up and make some sustenance. You were wearing yourself out watching.
E
Go to a friend's place and, you.
Brett
Know, watch some more golf and ate there.
E
That's where did the grilling. Yeah.
Brett
You grill at your friend's house?
E
Yeah, I did.
Brett
You touched another man's grill?
E
I got permission. He asked me.
Brett
That's basically swinging.
John Holmberg
That's what I'm.
Brett
Brady's community. He wants you to touch the grill or do you just take it over?
E
He did.
Brett
He says you do it?
E
Yeah.
Brett
Are you sure?
E
Yeah.
Brett
Or have you been so kind of next to him, he's like, why don't you just do it? It. Is it more. Gosh, I'm so glad you're doing this. Or is it more like a. You know what? If you're just going to stand next to me the whole time you do it?
E
No, he said we were both out there.
Brett
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
E
It was a joint effort.
Brett
It's. No man's grill is a joint effort. Oh, this is. I'M getting upset for him.
E
Look, I know. I know the rules. It was not.
Brett
Are. Are you sure?
E
Yes.
Brett
You didn't even say it.
E
This was a sanctioned grilling.
Brett
That's a slippery slope, my friend. That's like saying, you want to touch her? Go ahead. That's your wife. Go ahead, put your hands here. Oh, those are her boobies. I can't touch another man's wife. That's not right.
E
He prepped her real nice.
Brett
Yeah. And you stood two of you.
E
Yeah.
Brett
I think you might have just annoyed him into let him have a spatula. Why would he need you there? There.
E
He wanted me there.
Brett
See, I. I got to get. We're going to have some questions for the other guy. No man lets another man touch his grill. That's my grill. You stand by. That's the whole progressive commercial. Yeah, well, they got. Oh, you got to flip that. You got to. What you going to. You turn. Oh, you're burning those.
John Holmberg
Do you hand over the spatula to Laser when he comes over?
Brett
That's right. Brady, would you do that?
E
Never grow. Well, have I.
Brett
Would you do that?
John Holmberg
Or Kenny?
Brett
Anyone?
E
Yeah. Yeah, I would.
Brett
You would let someone else start grilling?
E
I would. I know. I don't know about Laser. I don't think he grills a ton.
Brett
I don't think Danny knows what he's doing. I don't think you would let that go now if you walked away, said, hey, keep an eye on this for a second.
John Holmberg
Well, that's something else. You gotta go get a beer.
Brett
That's something else. You know, but you should be telling the neighbor, go get me a beer.
John Holmberg
Right?
Brett
This is dangerous territory, my friend. This is that. I've seen this fear thy neighbor episode, and it usually ends poorly.
E
I might get a letter maybe.
Brett
Yeah. Something that says, you're a pile of garbage.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
You deeply regret everything, you pile of garbage. You touch my grill. Those kind of letters fly around pretty often. Every now, that could be. Who knows? Well, you made it a chill go.
E
It seemed to be all.
Brett
Yeah, I think because you were so hyper focused on the food and the grilling that you felt at home. But you weren't at home, man. That's. I don't even get close to a dude grilling. No, that's his sanctuary. You don't stand by grilling.
E
And he said a couple of the kids over there that were.
John Holmberg
Well, they don't count.
Brett
Kids told you to grill and you did it.
John Holmberg
Kids don't count.
E
Why would a kid do it? Smash burgers. But. But I You know.
Brett
I don't. I'm not getting a lot of confidence out of you being in charge of that girl. I think you took it over at another man's house. Good burgers. I'm not doubting that the food in the end was quality. Brady. I'm saying that you're. You're not supposed to do that. And you know better than anybody. No, it's your girl. Even if the guy tells you, you take over, don't touch another man's grill.
E
Well, maybe I'll hear about it.
Brett
Did you bring an apron?
E
No.
Brett
No. Were you provided an apron?
E
No.
Brett
Okay.
John Holmberg
He's a pro. He doesn't need an apron.
Brett
Apron. Amateur. Slopping around on himself like some sort of a weirdo. I'm worried about this. Was this Billy's house? Yeah. I don't like it. Billy's a man. I don't like it at all. I like Billy. He's a man.
E
It's cool, bro.
Brett
Normally, Billy normally would grill.
E
Does what?
John Holmberg
Does Billy normally grill?
E
No, I've done it before.
Brett
You've taken over.
John Holmberg
So you're calling him an amateur, basically.
E
No, no, he was fine with it. He's like. Because he had other things he's hosting. You know, he had. He had golf to watch it. We had a TV out there.
Brett
Well, then he should have been growing.
E
You are making me think that you've overdone it. I don't have to ask him.
John Holmberg
You don't overstep.
Brett
You don't ask. You apologize.
E
I apologize. I'm gonna do that today.
Brett
I'm sorry.
E
I realized that I stepped in there.
Brett
Because deep down, you know how you'd feel if I came over and I went to Brady's this week and took the grill for a little while. No, no, that's mine.
E
I'd let you take the grill.
Brett
You would? But then if I started telling everybody, it's because Brady wanted me to. Makes you feel like less than a man. Like you're impotent. You're grill impotent. You have erectile grill disease.
E
We're confident enough.
Brett
I'm happy.
E
Can handle the grill.
Brett
You need a little.
E
It's not a big deal.
John Holmberg
Apparently not, because you had to take it over.
Brett
Yeah, that's.
E
I mean, if you came over and said, you're insulting me to grill. Grill. Okay, go ahead.
Brett
What man would say such a thing? Do you need me to do the.
E
Handful of people that.
Brett
That's an insult to the homeowner, to wandering and go, do you need me to start grilling? For you. Because what you're doing ain't working out for anybody. It's. It's basically saying, I see you as inept. Let me handle this. You choke down his dry burgers and you say, never again.
E
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Step side, chief.
Brett
Yeah. My goodness. That is a. Could you imagine now, his wife did the chicken. I was just gonna say, no.
E
I don't think she grilled.
Brett
If Ronnie goes in there and elbows her out of the way and starts cooking, you're gonna have a fist fight. Woman. A woman will not allow that. We got.
E
We get that.
Brett
Yeah. That's a woman's kitchen.
E
There's no ass.
John Holmberg
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Brett
Holmberg's morning sickness. You just go to Billy and just go. You know what? I realized? I kind of took your grill over. That's against the rules.
E
Step aside, meat.
Brett
Yeah, that's.
E
Get this thing done.
Brett
The kids asking you to grill is basically an insult to the owner of the grill. Why don't you do it? You're supposed to say, because it's not my grill. But you're like, all right, Billy doesn't know how to do that. I'll do it. That's bad. You just need to apologize. Text Billy right now.
E
I will.
Brett
You know what? I'm very sorry. I. I didn't realize I had manhandled your grill so much yesterday. Jesus. You go to Brett's house and say, why don't you get out of the way here, let me pour some ragu on this?
John Holmberg
Stab my goddamn neck for that.
Brett
But if you came to my house and I was making an Italian meal, you just have to choke down what I'm making. Yeah, you're a guest. You go to a restaurant. Go. I'm better than the chef. And wander in there. Oh, Brady. And I don't think you were. I think as we talked about this, I watched it wash over you that you realized, oh, boy. I think I may have stepped in this. I think I may have just been standing next to the grill until Billy said, do you just want to do this or what? Get off my back. One rule about grilling is don't be the dude just standing next to the grill while the. Look, you make people feel like you're in North Korea. Everything's being observed and judged and miserable. Man buys grill by himself, and you.
John Holmberg
Get the man a beer when he needs a beer.
Brett
And maybe as I say, hey, what do you need? You need me to grab you some beer or mustard or whatever it is the hell you're doing here? You walked up with a spatula. About done here. Is this murder almost over? Cause I can't watch another second of it. You texting him right now?
E
Yeah.
Brett
Yeah. Good. You've. You've made a good choice there. You've done the right thing.
John Holmberg
Sorry I raped your grill.
E
I'm sorry if I overstepped the grilling duties yesterday.
Brett
I like that. No, delete it all. I'm sorry I raped your grill. That's. That's right. That's what. I'm sorry I raped your grill yesterday. I was out of line. I don't know what I was thinking. The smells were so intoxicating, I just threw elbows and took over, and it's not mine to do that. I apologize for the grill rape. You're more than capable griller. Yeah, he had grill dysfunction. He had erectile grill dysfunction. And Brady went in there and tried to. Oh, my goodness. Anyway, that took an ugly turn, man. Brett, what do you have in the big board of musical treats while Brady does this? Mea culpa on the text.
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Brett
Jesus Christ, John. Grilling at another man's house. Did Brittany cream pie his wife right after. It's the same damn thing. Might as well. Great. Now that dude's backyard is going to go out of business.
E
It is getting redone.
Brett
Man, oh, man. Said when you said that Brady kind of took his grill over at his friend's house. I had an image of Brady and his friend Eiffel towering over the fire.
John Holmberg
That's right.
Brett
It's kind of.
John Holmberg
That's hot barbecue. Brady cucking the grill.
Brett
Great. Yeah. I think you got into a blind fury around the. The fired meats and you don't realize that you. You elbowed the owner out of the room.
E
I feel like you're helping out.
Brett
Yeah, but you're not. It's another man's grill.
E
That's. It's a good point.
Brett
Most of the time the guy just goes, I got it. Go enjoy yourself. No, I can't enjoy myself while I watch you ruin all this. Quality meat says, don't bust Brady's balls. When you're a good cook, people tend to ask you to do it. I smoke barbecue. I've competed. I'm good in the kitchen. So whenever there's a party, I get asked to do the cooking. Usually that's before the party. At the party, the guy doesn't rely on you to cook because if you say no, he's screwed. There's a difference. A lot of you, Doug, you're probably like Brady Doug Elliot, that you'll stand by the grill and the guy knows you know what you're doing, and eventually he just hangs his head and just in disgrace and says, you just Take over. You were gonna do it anyway.
E
I said, I'm sorry if I've overstepped the grilling duties yesterday. I'm sorry I raped your grill.
Brett
Yeah, that's very nice.
E
He responded, not at all. Worked out perfectly. My grill was asking for it anyway.
Brett
That's right. The grill is a little bit of a slut. You brought Brady over to the party. It's like having Ron Jeremy over and saying, it's not a sex party. He's gonna stick it in something.
John Holmberg
Brady's the black.com of grills.
Brett
Yeah. When that guy comes swinging, great. Black dot com. Brady's here again. It's blackandhotdog dot com. And, you know, you hang around long enough now, I know you're good at it. But if I invited you over to the house and stuff, and I said, I'll take care of the this, that's my time to shine.
E
Yeah.
Brett
If I ask you before, hey, Brady, I'm gonna need your help on that girl. Because I'm not very good at it. Totally different story. But if you just show up, start hanging around the grill, I'm like, well.
E
You know, I can't help it.
Brett
I know.
E
I mean, got a nice grill. I'm gonna hang around it.
Brett
You know, if I had a backyard flag football party, right? I got a backyard flag football party. All of us are having a good time. And I'm all time quarterback. Cause it's my house. All time qb. And I got Ben Roethlisberger at the party, and he's just standing next to me at quarterback going, oh, oh. I'd have thrown it over there. Just take the ball. I know you're better at it than me. Passive aggressive grilling. They're our rules. And to Doug Elliott, who is defending you, I agree. But when you're really good at the barbecue, like Brett said, you can't come in all blacked.com swinging your dick around with your utensils hanging off your belt going, who's doing the grilling, Billy?
E
I did have my utility belt.
Brett
Yeah. I bet you probably had instead of one of those, like, change makers on your way. You just got like a Lowry's seasoned salt, a bunch of salts and spices on the side.
E
Ooh, vandolero. There's bunches jalapeno rub.
Brett
Let me pop that out.
E
Rub.
Brett
That's in Montreal. Yeah, you just don't touch it unless he asks you. That's what everybody says. But you know, Brady's hovering over that guy. Yeah, flip that. Don't you gotta flip that. You gotta flip that.
John Holmberg
Billy's probably like, Jesus Christ.
Brett
Here, just take it. I'll go do something else. You gotta flip that. I'll do it.
E
Billy asked.
Brett
Kids are gonna get good food now. But anyway, what are you gonna do? Let's get up there.
John Holmberg
What do you got on the list? You got Shine Down, Avenge Sevenfold, Fozz Nugent, Stranglehold for Pigs in Space, apparently.
Brett
No, no, that's what he said.
John Holmberg
Deep Purple Smoke on the Water. Richie Blackmore turns 80 today.
Brett
What?
John Holmberg
Yeah. The Warning. Mud Vein Monster Magnus, Space Lord, Space Trucking from Big Girl accomplishment this morning.
Brett
On this space travel. So let's go with the warning. An all girl band who I love.
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett
Wonderful.
E
Pete Rose would have been 84 today, man.
Brett
Well, that's painfully old. Wow. Anyway, yeah, the girl. The girl power flight this morning went off. Good for that. I still don't get it. I'm getting all my email updates and texts and stories and news and stuff. Good on you. I did get an email from a guy that said I was a sketch artist. He goes, you're right, AI, we had to relearn the entire thing. He started to send me these pictures of other AIs that have worked out. I didn't even think of that. What AI won't do, like they can make the guy walk around and talk. You couldn't do that with those stupid sketches. I remember it was a big deal when John List. Look it up. John List got caught on America's Most Wanted through a dude who made. And they thought the technology was incredible. They took a picture of them. They knew who they were looking for. And then 30 years later, they had a guy say, what's he gonna look like? And they made this paper mache head and it was perfect. Like this is what he'd look like 30 years later. And they found him right down to the big giant glasses that he was wearing. Cause the guy was so good at what he did, he's like, look, 30 years ago he killed people. He got away with it. Deep down his psyche, he's gonna want to hide. So if he's gonna need glasses, they're gonna be big. And he put these giant Harry Carrey glasses on the guy. When they arrested him, he was wearing those glasses like he knew him. And I thought that was remarkable. Now, hey, I could just build the dude, make him walk around. Because this look like the guy that beat you up. Like, yup, perfect.
E
I think he saw the glasses on the rendering the dude and he's like, I like Those glasses.
Brett
After America's Most Wanted about him.
E
Yes.
Brett
He thought, wow, I should start wearing.
E
Those glasses are cool.
Brett
I should look more like the severed head they're looking for.
E
Yeah.
Brett
Sure enough, when they. When they caught John List, that's what put America's Most Wanted on the map. They caught this dude who killed his family like 20 something years earlier. And he moved into some small town and became a pastor and got a new family and some lady on TV watching America's Most Wanted. That's the pastor.
E
That's our guy.
Brett
Sure enough, there he was. But now AI just builds a dude and then the victim can go, nah, his eyes were a little bit more like this. And it built a perfect guy. Anyway, you're not going to get away with anything. And by the way, it's also going to turn into a thing where the AI drawing of the bad guy they're looking for will go into some Facebook or Instagram database and comp photos. Say we here's 20 guys in the area that look just like him. Let's. Let's start knocking on doors. I think I've seen this dude.
E
It does take it to the next level.
Brett
It's a person, it's a picture. It's amazing. But with facial recognition software and AI looking, they'll just go on Instagram and find him. Don't have an answer. Cancel your Instagram now. Anyway, what am I talking about? It's Girl Day. They're in space again. They're not the first ones. They're not the last ones. They weren't flying the thing. It's Girl Space Passenger Accomplishment Day and I am proud of them. Maybe the warning went up with it. We don't even know who was up there. This is a good band right here. The song's called More All Girl Band. On all girl Monday, it's 98. KUPD. Go get them. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's Pick of the Litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Go to turfmonstersaz.com they help us out at Lost Our Home Pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's Peck of the Litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. It's this week. Pick of the Litter. It's Jeff Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: April 14, 2025
Title: Waiting For The Blue Origin Capsule To Be Opened And Listening To Khloe Kardashian Comment - Goodbye To The Suns - Brady Broke Guy Code And Tended Another Man's Grill While Watching The Masters
Release Date: April 14, 2025
The episode delves into the recent Blue Origin capsule launch, emphasizing the unexpected presence of Khloe Kardashian and her emotional reaction to the event. The hosts express skepticism and humor regarding the celebrity's involvement in a technical space mission.
The conversation shifts to the significance of women participating in space missions. The hosts debate the necessity and impact of having all-female crews, with a critical tone towards the perceived emotional displays.
A notable segment addresses the advancements in artificial intelligence, particularly its application in law enforcement for generating suspect images based on descriptions. The hosts share anecdotes and concerns about AI's accuracy and ethical implications.
The hosts announce the annual "Easter Keg Hunt," where 98 full-size empty beer kegs are hidden across the valley. Participants are invited to find the kegs and bring them to a party hosted at Four Peaks Tasting Room for a chance to win $5,000.
A critical analysis of the Phoenix Suns' performance wraps up their NBA season. The hosts argue for a complete overhaul of the team, particularly focusing on Devin Booker's role and the need for significant changes to achieve championship success.
The Masters Golf Tournament is briefly discussed, highlighting its capacity to entertain and the natural beauty of the course. The hosts share their personal experiences and preferences related to watching golf.
A lighthearted and humorous segment unfolds around the dynamics of grilling at a friend's house. Brett admits to "taking over" another man's grill, leading to playful reprimands and exaggerated apologies from his friend, Brady. This segment showcases the camaraderie and comedic timing of the hosts.
Throughout the episode, brief mentions of sponsors and upcoming events are made, including promotions for MMP Guns.com, Action Ride Shop, and local comedy shows. These segments are concise and complement the main discussions without overshadowing the primary content.
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" offers a blend of current events commentary, technological insights, community engagement through the Easter Keg Hunt, and entertaining banter among the hosts. From dissecting the intersection of celebrity and space exploration to debating the future of a local NBA team, the show provides listeners with both information and humor. The playful interactions, particularly around the grilling anecdote, highlight the show's engaging and relatable nature, making it a compelling listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes:
These quotes capture the essence of the discussions and the humorous undertones that define the episode.