04-14-25 - WWBD - His GF Is Vegan And Now Wants To Ban Meat And Dairy From The House - His GF Wants To Move In But Her Daughter Is Allergic To His Dog - He Had A Divorce Bang w/His Wife And Knocked Her Up

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: April 14, 2025 - WWBD Host: John Holmberg Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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1. Phoenix Suns Coaches: A Yearly Tradition of Firings

The episode kicks off with a discussion about the Phoenix Suns' troubling trend of annually terminating their head coaches. Brett Vesely laments, "It's an annual tradition here in Phoenix that the day after the season ends for the basketball team, the coach is fired" (01:09). This marks the third consecutive year of coaching changes, raising concerns about the franchise's stability and decision-making processes.

Brady Bogen adds humorously, "You got to give it to them for consistency" (01:42), highlighting the predictable yet frustrating pattern. Brett continues, comparing the firing process to a "balloon popping dating game," where coaches are dismissed as soon as they join (01:44).

The conversation takes a critical turn as Brett expresses disdain for recent coach hires, describing their demeanors unflatteringly. For instance, he remarks about Budenholzer, "He has the face of a cuck who doesn't like what he's seeing" (03:40), illustrating the co-hosts' frustration with the current leadership. The team’s inability to retain coaches for more than a year underscores deeper organizational issues within the Suns' management.

2. Listener Call: Navigating a Vegan Girlfriend's Ultimatum

The heart of the episode revolves around a listener named Terry seeking advice on his tumultuous relationship. Terry explains, "My girlfriend is trying to convert to veganism... suddenly she's saying there won't be any more real dairy or meat in our house" (06:20). His predicament is compounded by the fact that her daughter is severely allergic to his 11-year-old dog, making the prospect of the girlfriend moving in problematic.

Brett Vesely and Brady Bogen dive into the complexities of Terry's situation. Brett suggests, "Never fall for the ultimatum. Ever" (27:53), emphasizing that ultimatums often lead to manipulation rather than genuine resolution. They explore various solutions, such as:

• Compromise on Dietary Changes: Brett recommends ensuring that both partners make concessions, possibly sharing responsibilities in dietary preparations to avoid resentment (08:22).

• Managing Allergies: Brady proposes practical measures like keeping allergy medications on hand, although Brett points out the challenges and potential costs involved (16:04, 08:50).

• Maintaining the Pet: Brett underscores the emotional bond Terry has with his dog, stating, "You've made a commitment to this dog that you're going to take care of him until he's gone" (18:05), advocating against giving up the pet solely to appease his girlfriend.

The co-hosts collectively advise Terry to assess the viability of the relationship, suggesting that compromising on such fundamental issues might not lead to long-term happiness. They stress the importance of mutual respect and understanding in making significant lifestyle changes within a partnership.

3. Listener Call: Post-Divorce Pregnancy Dilemma

Another listener, Ethan, introduces a more personal crisis: his ex-wife has become pregnant just seven weeks after their divorce. He shares, "We had a farewell weekend two months ago. She says it's mine. We cannot be together" (15:06). Ethan is torn between his unresolved feelings and the sudden responsibility posed by the unexpected pregnancy.

The hosts respond with a mix of humor and pragmatism:

• Emotional Responses: Brett bluntly advises, "This is a huge red flag that she's trying to dictate terms before she even lives there" (27:53), suggesting that Ethan might reconsider rekindling the relationship under such strained circumstances.

• Legal and Financial Implications: John Holmberg mentions, "Still paying every month" (21:27), hinting at the ongoing financial obligations Ethan may face despite the divorce.

• Practical Solutions: The conversation touches on possible actions Ethan could take, including fostering independence from his ex-wife and focusing on personal recovery post-divorce. Brett underscores the importance of not getting entangled in manipulative dynamics, stating, "Never ever freebird, raw dog, your ex" (22:25).

The co-hosts highlight the emotional toll and complexities of post-divorce relationships, especially when new life is involved. They emphasize the necessity for Ethan to prioritize his well-being while responsibly addressing the situation.

Conclusion: Navigating Complex Relationships and Organizational Stability

Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness delves into intricate personal relationships and broader organizational issues within the Phoenix Suns. The co-hosts offer candid, often humorous advice while addressing listeners' real-life dilemmas. Notably, the episode underscores the importance of communication, compromise, and self-respect in both personal and professional spheres.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely on relationship ultimatums: "Never fall for the ultimatum. Ever." (27:53)
• Brett on commitment to pets: "You've made a commitment to this dog that you're going to take care of him until he's gone." (18:05)
• John Holmberg on financial ties post-divorce: "Still paying every month." (21:27)
• Brett on relationship red flags: "This is a huge red flag that she's trying to dictate terms before she even lives there." (27:53)

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Services.Com Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com I got it, I got it, I got it. You guys can pull away. It's for the people of the Suns. Coach bud out. Fired. It's an annual tradition here in Phoenix that the day after the season ends for the basketball team, the coach is fired. So that's three in a row. Three straight years.

[John Holmberg]

Who's next?

[Brady]

You got to give it to them for consistency.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we treat the Sun's coaches like we're playing that balloon popping dating game. Just as they walk by, we pop it and the show's over. Gone.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the goat's available. Not doing anything. Not Jordan.

[Brett Vesely]

Diana Gerasi. Yeah, you know what, Brett? Why not? Can't fire her. Everybody scream and yell that you were being a sexist.

[John Holmberg]

She's already got a street name for her. I mean, hey, why not?

[Brett Vesely]

It's amazing. Evidently. Why not put Diana up there? That's not a bad idea actually, when you think about it. Kill two birds. You know what if she pulls it off, it's Better than this flight for ladies up there to 11 minutes of space that I got it. I got my favorite meme so far about this, actually. Olivia Munn is already in trouble because she went on some show this morning, the actress Olivia Munn and said this seems a little self congratulatory and like you guys didn't do anything. You. You rode in a rocket 11 minutes. This is not an achievement, a female achievement. Just because it was all women inside. She was like really down on there, crushing her for it. Like Olivia Munn went and said something and it went nuts. So it's. She's like it doesn't it seem like talking about how your eyelashes are gonna float off your face? And didn't it seem a little self. Self aggrandizing like you were? And then the best meme I got so far was basically a little guy named Ham. I believe was his name. Ham. He was the first to go into space in 1961. He said congratulations to the ladies to do the exact same accomplishment that I did in 1961. Signed Ham. And Ham isn't a little monkey. He went up there too. It's not hard to ride in this. I don't know how this is an achievement. I guess just because.

[Brady]

So it's achievement when you buy it for a million bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I mean if the Globetrotters went up, would we make it a big like moment for another achievement? Yeah, I mean it's just not. Anyway, we could shoot all the suns coaches up there. It'd be the first time all these unemployed guys would be there.

[John Holmberg]

They got enough room.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So they are three head coaches in three years. Yeah. They don't. They have to build a bigger rocket eventually for the sun. So they fired but Huzer. So count on it. I'm venturing to guess James Jones will be fired later today. Ben, you better have a plan. I won't miss the face of Budenholzer though because it always looked like he's. He has cuck face. But it's seriously, when you look at him, it's cuck face. He has the face and it's a cuck who doesn't like what he's seeing. Like somebody's boning his wife. His hands are always in his pockets and eyes are like I didn't agree to that. Get it out of there. That's the no go hole. It just looks like some he just walked in on his wife just getting railed in ways he can't imagine. Never look the picture right here. Tell me that guy is Watching basketball. This dude is seeing his wife's anus.

[Brady]

Not happy with it.

[Brett Vesely]

What's happening over there? It's somewhere between sadness and crying and, like, anger and an inability to fight back. It's walking into a. Into your bedroom and Shaquille o' Neals on top of your wife. You realize at that point, there's nothing I can do about this. I can't fight. I'm gonna lose the fight anyway. What are you gonna do? So Bud's out. Congratulations, sons. You're doing a hell of a job. Ishbo, you're three for. Three for coaches. You haven't had one stick for more than 12 months. That's. That's hard to do. It's time now for what would Brady Do? He'd have fired the whole staff weeks ago. It's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns inside Mo, Money Pond, 12th street in Indian School. If you want to hop on in there and take a look at everything they've got. It is a lot, and they've been doing specials like crazy. So go in and ask Byron, hey, what's today's KUPD special? Birthday boy? And he'll tell you.

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[Brett Vesely]

That's a different one. I got the wrong printout. I'll start here, though. Where'd that go? Hold on. This is the other one I gotta print. It says, dear Brady, my girlfriend is trying to convert to veganism. She's making vegan meals for me, and I really don't mind them, but suddenly she's saying there won't be any more real dairy or meat in our house. And the reason she says it is because I said the stuff she's been making will do. It's fine. I am willing to try this. But if I have to sacrifice meat, she has to sacrifice something she loves in the house as well. And we both agreed to leave that decision up to our favorite show. So you tell us and make it count. Terry, you made the mistake of eating the tofu and the kale and saying, this isn't all right. I can do this. And she's like, good. Clear the fridge. No more cheese. Think of it. No more dairy means vegan cheese, which doesn't melt. Or if you're a big milk or ice cream, all that. All that stuff goes straight milk or. Right. And not bad. Almond milk's okay. Yeah, but, you know, no more delicious cakes that. No eggs. I can eat eggs, I think. I don't know if vegans eat eggs. Nothing funny, I think. So what does she have to give up? Because you've sacrificed, that doesn't mean you can't go out and eat meat. You just can't have it in the house. No more butter. Oh, got that crisp vegan. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No more butter. I know there's vegan butter. Some of that nasty ass.

[Brady]

Real life's going after grass fed butter now, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, that's from.

[John Holmberg]

But it's still real.

[Brady]

From cow. But the difference of it. That's grass fed. I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. That's still dairy. Dairy.

[John Holmberg]

That's still real, though.

[Brett Vesely]

That's old school.

[Brady]

This means more money.

[Brett Vesely]

It could mean that she thinks she's getting something. She said, look, throw the word organic on it. And chicks think that there's something special. It's not. Everything's organic. So what does she have to give?

[Brady]

Actually, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you know, I got. What do they do on that? As far as going out, too?

[Brett Vesely]

What is yours?

[John Holmberg]

Mouth hugs?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no. You're adding mouth hugs to her life.

[Brady]

Okay, but again, oh, no, you.

[Brett Vesely]

You take the meat out of the fridge. I get to put meat in here?

[Brady]

That's not giving up.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's adding. You got to make sure that all of her makeup and clothing, she goes.

[Brady]

Full granola, full out.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, her makeup can't be animal anything. None of it. All of her bathroom supplies.

[Brady]

It's gonna cost you.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I'm with Brady. It's gonna cost you at the end.

[Brett Vesely]

But if she's gonna do this, maybe she's pulling some cash is to pay for it herself if she's going to do this. You don't want the hypocrisy if you're sacrificing meat. But she can still have, you know, whale product makeup and stuff that things get killed or tested for. So you got to go through that. And if she has any leather in the closet that goes. It all goes. Shoes. All of it. Because if you're going to play this game with my meat. And normally I say that with a smile. I'm going to play it back. We're going to go through your closet and go. We got to get rid of all this leather. Can't have meat in the house. Can't have their skin either. But those are my favorite shoes. Huh? Huh? I'm not doing it for the animals. I'm doing it for my health. Well, you got to give up something, too. I like that. You can go the other way and start get the mouth hugs, but we both know that direction. You're going to be eating tofu steaks for a while. And you're like, it's been months since I got one of the mouth hugs and I'm still eating this thing.

[John Holmberg]

Then you go to the steak place, Kansas City steaks or whatever.

[Brady]

Didn't you try or someone. Grilled.

[John Holmberg]

Mouth hug.

[Brady]

Grilled some tofu.

[Brett Vesely]

I've tried a mouth hug. Dirty. They're not bad. You did?

[Brady]

How old were you?

[Brett Vesely]

I've tried to give myself a mouth hug. It almost broke my back. Got the top in, did you? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'm kind of impressed there.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I couldn't do anything with it. You know, once it was in there, it was like. Well, that's it. There was no motion possible. You can't even. Like I had my hips at full flex and there I was. God, I'm glad Dan didn't walk in that day. That would have been the worst. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And it was a series of attempts to loosen up, limber up, because the first few times I was just. Maybe I could wag the tongue and. And make contact. But then I finally got it around there, but I couldn't do anything after. Anyway. Go on.

[Brady]

If the reason why she's doing this is for the both of you to eat healthier, maybe.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe she's just on a bat.

[Brady]

I mean, she's doing the. The prep and all that stuff, and it's turning out okay. And you like it.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, who are you?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know who you are.

[Brady]

But here's what I. My main concern is what. What do you do when you go out? It's a pain, right?

[Brett Vesely]

She can do whatever she wants. He's not giving it up. It's just not in the house anymore. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's not giving up anything. He's just saying, in the house, fine, but if we go out, I can do whatever I want. Like, he's not going to be a vegan too. It's just around the house. Whatever you make, I'll eat.

[John Holmberg]

They're never going to be eating at home again.

[Brett Vesely]

They're going to be. Yeah, that's what I'd be out every night. So one way or another, it's going to cost you. I say make sure because I think my way makes her kind of cave. We're going to go through all your supplies and make sure that there's no animals involved at all. If you're going to sit and call yourself a Vegan, let's go 100% across the board. It.

[Brady]

If you want to keep doing. I would say this, I would. If she wants to cook stuff and do that, that's great. But to put the law in that there's no meat allowed or dairy in the house. Sorry. That continues.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. So you say, you know, you can.

[Brady]

Still wean yourself off. You know, his wife can do her thing, right. And he'll join in. But I still.

[Brett Vesely]

Now she's going to make you want to buy new pots and pans because you're.

[Brady]

She needs separate.

[Brett Vesely]

All your stuff's gonna be touching her.

[Brady]

Stuff because she won't surely prep her stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm throwing the options out there. That's what I would probably do too. I don't want your dirty ass butter and steak on my pots and pans that are pristine. Gina says she's got to give up hair coloring treatment, fake nails and fake eyelashes. All of its chemical. I don't know if that's.

[Brady]

Well, then you'll. Then you'll realize what you married.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, a Looney Tune. You know what you should give up.

[Brady]

When she comes out of there?

[Brett Vesely]

That marriage. What are we talking about? Yeah, give up on this marriage. Ridiculous. What she's trying to do to you.

[Brady]

You gotta find a. That's too extreme. Yeah, it's part of the marriage thing where you work things out.

[Brett Vesely]

Go to her shoes and her belts and her purses.

[John Holmberg]

Header word counts.

[Brett Vesely]

Go. Yeah, hit her. Tear a fat space. Go get a tariff. Use no more leather belts, shoes, no more purses. All of it has to be cloth. And it can be from an animal. It's got to be something synthetic. But my brain's in their own weather. Can't do it. Yeah, hit her where it hurts. Go into that room of shoes and purses. And if she's okay with it, then follow through. I like the give and take here. Negotiate.

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[Brett Vesely]

53342 Homburg's Morning Sickness Dear Brady, My girlfriend's daughter is allergic to my dog. My dog is 11 and is my best friend. It's got me through some tough times and I'm not doing anything but loving that guy. My girlfriend has talked about moving in and I want her to, but her daughter can't come with, just can't. Her ex husband has said he stepped up and would take that kid full time and really wants to and my girlfriend said I should be as willing to give my dog away as he's tr she says I'm Trying to make her give her daughter away. It's not the same. She still gets to see and keep her daughter. If I give my dog away, he's gone. The kid simply can't live in my house. She gets really sick, and I'm not giving up on the dog. It's a mess. Help us out, Lyle.

[Brady]

Have the kid Benadryl up and hang out at the house when it's over there and it's fine. I've had that. I mean, there's a couple of friends that, you know, Kirby had that come over growing up that were allergic to pets or cats. And the one kid would just take a Benadryl, throw nephew pen in her.

[Brett Vesely]

Pocket, Things start going sideways.

[Brady]

That extreme. I mean, I wouldn't, you know, but there are cases where, oh, they can't come over. You have to go over there. This one, you're right. It's different from giving the kid up because she can still see the kid. But there are situations where maybe you find a. You know, is there a way? Can you.

[Brett Vesely]

How's the guy being considered selfish? He was living alone with his dog.

[Brady]

No, it's there first.

[Brett Vesely]

Dog was there first. And the lady's like, I want to bring my kid in with his. Like, you can't.

[Brady]

She's not a pet owner.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. You just don't understand. She needs to sit. Look, the dog's 11.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

If you're lucky, five or six more years is like a long stretch. More than likely a couple more years.

[John Holmberg]

In the words of Charlie Sheen, winning the parent, the dad's going to take the kid full time. Goodbye, you're winning.

[Brett Vesely]

Why can't you give dad the kid awesome and you see him every other weekend? And then, like Brady said, throw Benadryl in it on a Friday night, let it stay through Sunday. When it starts to swell, give it.

[John Holmberg]

Back to dad, back up your stuff and get the hell out.

[Brett Vesely]

But she's being selfish by saying. Not saying, hey, look, my kid can't move, so I'm just gonna. This sounds like she's trying to glom on financially in some way.

[Brady]

It's not fair on that. On that side, it is selfish.

[Brett Vesely]

As the mom, she goes, my kid can't live there, and you just don't even consider moving in.

[Brady]

I wouldn't ask that of a person. If I, you know, was dating a girl and that situation was that way. I need you to get rid of your pet. I wouldn't.

[Brett Vesely]

No, not even close to that. You ready for this now?

[Brady]

Is it. Is the guy a Bad guy. If he's like, you know what? I'm gonna find a home for my pet because I want.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. I don't think you agree to own that dog forever. You agree to take care of that dog forever. An 11 year old dog and you're like, here's a home for you. Goodbye. You're a dick. You're a bad human being. The dog's not doing anything wrong. You're doing this for somebody else, moving in with you. And you could sit and just say, look, I've made a commitment to this dog that I'm going to take care of him until he's gone. Not that when it's inconvenient, I'll just pawn him off on someone else.

[Brady]

11 years I found the love of my life.

[Brett Vesely]

And so watch. Then she'll be there. If it's the love of your life, she'll be there forever. There's no rush.

[Brady]

It's got to work out somehow.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I think the woman's being selfish, saying, look, I want to move in right now, even though it's wildly inconvenient to both me and you. We're going to do that. You're just causing trouble right off the bat.

[Brady]

What he could do is say, you know what? Dog inside, daughter outside.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that too. We keep this one in a kennel and we let the dog run around and do what it wants. It's his house. But that mom saying, no, here's how it's going to be. Think about this. Forgot a guy's name. Lyle. She's coming in, making drama right away, hey, wait a minute. We know a Lyle just won't.

[Brady]

It just won't work right now.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't come in, start slashing prices right away. It's no good. You come in and say, hey, if it's the love of your life, you two can make it work a little while longer while there's still a dog and some malfunctioning human daughter that can't be around it. That's pretty bad. And especially when dad's willing to step up, hey, send her over to my house now. He makes concessions for me or else this is a red flag.

[John Holmberg]

Peace out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm with you. This is a huge red flag that she's trying to dictate terms before she even lives there. Imagine how it's gonna get once she's in and your best friend's gone. We gotta get all new carpet and all new floors because that dog dander's still in here and it's still making our precious little angels sick. Next thing you know, you've spent 70 or $80,000 remodeling your whole house and it looks like hers now.

[Brady]

How old's the daughter?

[Brett Vesely]

It's a good question. I don't know what she's going to win. Daughter moving out or dog dying. This one says Brady just found out that my ex wife of seven weeks today is pregnant. And she says it's mine. We had a farewell weekend with each other two months ago. Two months ago when we got divorced. I'm a disaster. She's not sure she's going to keep it. We cannot be together. I don't know what to do. You're literally only the only one I can turn to, Riley. Well, that's pathetic. If Brady's the only one you got left. Yeah.

[Brady]

Do I even have to answer this? Then.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, man. Getting divorced, you say goodbye.

[Brady]

First of all, it's kind of her. It's on her whether or not on the kid. But either way she chooses, you know, I'm keeping the kid your length.

[Brett Vesely]

Think of that, Brett. The divorce. Yeah, that you went through and you poked her one last time. And you get a call thinking, I'm free and easy. Now, seven weeks later, the lady you don't want to be with anymore is going to be there forever, more than she ever had a chance.

[Brady]

And even if you're not, you're still.

[John Holmberg]

Still paying every month.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

You're tied to her forever now.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And you had just cleared that deck. And then you go off in cream pyre. You dumb mother. That's just a dumb man. Do you encourage the. She doesn't know if she wants.

[Brady]

Take your lumps. Yeah, well, just.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you encourage? One way or the other, you can.

[Brady]

Survive this no matter what.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you can. Sometimes you can't, Brady. Sometimes people. Don't.

[Brady]

Don't give up.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't. It's terrible advice. Giving up is better advice, actually. Do you encourage? I think. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

What do you do? There's nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you get back together now? No.

[John Holmberg]

Do you try paying? Sometimes paying is worth it.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you try? Yeah, but yeah, you were. You're. You're free of it.

[Brady]

What are you doing?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you idiot. Never ever freebird, raw dog, your ex.

[Brady]

Wife, Surfer Brady, step up, be a man. Whatever happens, that's his deal. I mean, that's your. Your actions.

[Brett Vesely]

Play Kate Bush. Yeah, this is something I'll make you want to not kill yourself. I don't know how this song was supposed to lift people out of Suicidal ideation. Oh, this is. Yeah, Peter Gabriel starts blabbing away. Yeah, no, I'm. I say you drive her around by Planned Parenthoods a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Amazon prime, some Sprite and graham crackers.

[Brett Vesely]

Do her house every day. Maybe she'll get the hint on the second floor. Maybe just, like, put some ice down on the top step. I don't know. Terrible. You're an idiot.

[Brady]

I'd fight it like Hunter Biden. Wait until, like, comes out.

[Brett Vesely]

Make sure it's yours. That's a good idea. All right. That's a good idea. Brady says.

[John Holmberg]

So you're saying she was hoing around?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you have to make the accusation.

[Brady]

Yeah, you have to.

[Brett Vesely]

To save. To save yourself a little bit. You have to. This is not going to be easy.

[Brady]

Buy yourself a little more time.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Yeah, I. I'm 20 years removed from my divorce and can't even. Can't even grasp or imagine what it would be like to have some 20 year old, like, going to college. Now I still got to be on the phone with that thing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I remember when I got divorced, a friend of mine said, you're lucky.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You never have to see. Well, besides that. But you never have to deal with your ex ever again in your life.

[Brett Vesely]

And she doesn't have to deal with you. Right. Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

No weddings, no birthday parties, no graduations.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing. Hey, you're screwed, dude. You've. You've stumped us. There's nothing we can do. We haven't heard anything so dumb in such a long time as what you've done eight weeks ago.

[John Holmberg]

And from this show that's saying something.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it is. Invent a time machine. That's the only option you've got. Get in the garage and get in the lab and work that. All right. There you go. That's what Brady did. And we're all kind of upset. We're worse people, Stump. Today. You're screwed, buddy. It's 98 KUPD. Wow.

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[Brady]

Thanks.

[Brett Vesely]

Coming to plan Panthood. I don't need your name. Sit down and thanks for coming. We'll see you next time. So this literally happened to me. I was dumber than f, went out and had one last dip with the ex. Well, now that failed abortion is 20. She's still alive. Nuke it, man. Trust me. And here's the other thing about the vegan. A lot of good suggestions from you guys. The vegan, the one that wants to change the guy into all vegan stuff and he's like, give us something that she has to do for me. Brett suggested mouth hugs. I say go through all of her closet and let's de hypocrite ties her and say, you can't have any leather. And this guy's perfect. He says, tell her you can't stand her small a cup breasts. And she's a vegan broad. So you know, that's what she's got said in the milk inside is no good. She must upgrade to artificial Ds that are good for the bedroom environment. You take meat out of the house. Let's load you up. That's true if in fact this one's for you. She's that John, what if Dua Lipa wanted to move in and you could get it whatever you wanted, but you can't have any of your pets. Bye.

[John Holmberg]

Do a oo nice.

[Brett Vesely]

Any woman, any man, anyone that's willing to give you an ultimatum on your current lifestyle to make their lives fit yours is going to keep doing that. And ultimatum. If it's. If someone says, I want to be with you forever, and then later has a conversation that says, it's either this or me, they're not going to stay. They're just going to keep manipulating you until you keep giving in and the threat of them leaving is their weapon. Let them go. It's either this or me. The dogs or me. The dogs stay. You know what the dogs never do? The dogs never look at her and go, hey, it's either her or me. I'm out of here. The dog's gonna love you no matter who you bring in the house. And she's like, no, you can't have that dog if you want to be with me. All right, well, then I guess I don't want to be with you and you don't want to be with me if you're going to take away things I love to make you happy. Never fall for the ultimatum. Ever. Ever. Now, hopefully the Sons don't bang Budenholzer on the way out the door and get him pregnant to where we're tied to him for a while. But this guaranteed money's gonna quick fun. Stat on the Suns right now. They're still paying Frank Vogel last year. They're going to pay Budenholzer for a couple more years. And they would be paying Monty another two years if the Pistons didn't take over that whole contract and give him an absurd amount of money a couple years ago. So that would be paying four coaches in three years. Boy, oh boy, just reading about the Suns is not good. Maybe that's another one we should scramble up. That's me as the GM with the roster.

[Brady]

He's making a batter.

[Brett Vesely]

We got this. For those of you just tuning in, this sound is not what you think. It's somebody scrambling eggs in the mouth of a porn star. And I won't tell you with what. A whisk. A flesh whisk. But now it's our sound effect for dudes who bang their ex wife right as they're walking out the door. That's my favorite noise we have. We got an entertainment drill coming up next. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.

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