Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: April 15, 2025 Title: It's Tax Day And Brady Has Tax Day Food Deals - Woman In Spain Accused Of Insurance Fraud
Overview In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Larry engage listeners with a lively discussion centered around Tax Day, special food deals available for the occasion, and a peculiar case involving a woman in Spain accused of insurance fraud. The episode blends humor, personal anecdotes, and topical news, providing an engaging start to the day for Arizona's #1 morning radio show listeners.
1. Introduction and Personal Anecdotes
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Holmberg reminisces about a humorous and awkward text mishap involving Brandon Lee, a previous guest on the show. He shares a personal story where he accidentally sent an invitation meant for Brandon Love to Brandon Lee, resulting in an embarrassing but light-hearted exchange.
Holmberg [01:30]: "I accidentally sent that text to Brandon Lee and didn't catch it until the next day. And he didn't respond."
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Brett and Larry contribute to the camaraderie by reflecting on past interactions and expressing anticipation for Brandon Lee's upcoming appearance to discuss his new project, a girls' prison-themed movie.
Brett [03:34]: "You're gonna swing that way. No better person to do it with then."
2. Tax Day Discussion
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Hosts delve into Tax Day, sharing their personal experiences with tax refunds and liabilities. Holmberg expresses his preference for breaking even rather than receiving a refund, highlighting his dislike of loaning money to the government.
Holmberg [06:03]: "I like to be at zero. I don't like a refund. I hate that thinking about that. And paying usually means I didn't do my taxes right."
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Larry and Brett share contrasting experiences, with Larry having received a refund and Brett owing taxes, leading to a discussion about the accuracy and implications of tax filings.
Larry [05:56]: "I got back more."
Brett [06:00]: "That's the Vegas trip. Nice. Successful."
3. Tax Day Food Deals
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Brady introduces the "Brady Report", highlighting various food deals available on Tax Day. The discussion includes promotions from Krispy Kreme, Burger King, Hooters, Potbelly, and Fazoli's, emphasizing the savings and special offers tailored for taxpayers.
Brady [04:05]: "Brady has it in his backyard. Can watch TV on his back. Patty. Without any glare because he's got it all covered up."
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Hosts humorously critique some of the deals, particularly Fakoli's, which they admit unfamiliarity with, adding a layer of local flavor and relatability for Arizona listeners.
Holmberg [10:02]: "I've never even heard of Frazoli's till today. I didn't see. What is it?"
4. Case Study: Insurance Fraud in Spain
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Transitioning from Tax Day, the hosts discuss a notable case involving Taryn Dixon from Cumberland County, Pennsylvania, accused of booking over 400 hotel rooms in one year under various political figures' names, leading to significant financial losses for the hotel.
Holmberg [21:16]: "This lady that is From Andalucia, Spain, 2003, she was working at a supermarket and was attacked by a customer."
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Details of the Fraud Case:
- Dixon booked numerous rooms at the Comfort Suites without intending to occupy them, causing substantial costs to the hotel.
- She used the names of local officials to mask her fraudulent activities.
- The case highlights the challenges of online bookings and the limitations of credit card protections in preventing such fraud.
Larry [19:05]: "She'd put them under some political figures' names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name."
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Legal Proceedings:
- Dixon is currently incarcerated at Cumberland County Prison with bail set at $102,000.
- The episode touches upon the broader implications of such frauds on businesses and the legal system.
5. Brandon Lee’s Upcoming Project
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Holmberg previews Brandon Lee’s upcoming project, a prison-themed movie likely inspired by Dixon's case. This segment serves to build anticipation for Lee’s appearance later in the show.
Holmberg [16:08]: "That's baller right there. That's kind of a ball kind of baller move right there. To get arrested for taxes and just."
6. Historical Tidbits and Fun Facts
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Hosts share various historical and quirky facts, such as the origins of tiramisu, Jackie Robinson's MLB debut anniversary, and the opening of the first McDonald's by Ray Kroc. These segments provide informative yet entertaining content that keeps the conversation dynamic.
Larry [13:07]: "She'd put them under some political figures' names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name."
Larry [10:02]: "I've never heard of Frazoli's till today. I didn't see. What is it?"
7. Listener Engagement and Humor
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The hosts maintain a humorous tone throughout the episode, engaging in playful banter and light-hearted jokes. This approach ensures the content remains entertaining and relatable.
Holmberg [16:28]: "I hate tax day. It's an awkward day for him to be president because of all the scrutiny over his taxes."
Brady [27:38]: "Still drive up and down, speeding all over, looking for my glasses. Remember how great the Jerky Boys was?"
8. Closing Remarks and Teasers
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As the episode wraps up, Holmberg teases Brandon Lee's imminent appearance to discuss his new movie, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more insights and entertainment.
Holmberg [34:42]: "Don't have sex with the poultry. I know this girl, I've watched her on porn. She's got a can of Ready Whip stuffed in her."
Notable Quotes:
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Holmberg [01:30]: "I accidentally sent that text to Brandon Lee and didn't catch it until the next day. And he didn't respond."
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Brady [04:05]: "Brady has it in his backyard. Can watch TV on his back. Patty. Without any glare because he's got it all covered up."
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Holmberg [06:03]: "I like to be at zero. I don't like a refund. I hate that thinking about that. And paying usually means I didn't do my taxes right."
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Larry [19:05]: "She'd put them under some political figures' names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name."
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Holmberg [16:28]: "I hate tax day. It's an awkward day for him to be president because of all the scrutiny over his taxes."
Conclusion This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully weaves together humor, personal stories, and topical discussions to engage its audience. From the relatable woes of Tax Day to the intriguing story of insurance fraud in Spain, the hosts offer a balanced mix of entertainment and information. Listeners are left anticipating ongoing segments and future episodes, particularly Brandon Lee's insights into his new project.
