04-15-25 - BR - TUE - It's Tax Day And Brady Has Tax Day Food Deals - Woman In Spain Accused Of Insurance Fraud

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: April 15, 2025 Title: It's Tax Day And Brady Has Tax Day Food Deals - Woman In Spain Accused Of Insurance Fraud

Overview In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Larry engage listeners with a lively discussion centered around Tax Day, special food deals available for the occasion, and a peculiar case involving a woman in Spain accused of insurance fraud. The episode blends humor, personal anecdotes, and topical news, providing an engaging start to the day for Arizona's #1 morning radio show listeners.

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1. Introduction and Personal Anecdotes

• Holmberg reminisces about a humorous and awkward text mishap involving Brandon Lee, a previous guest on the show. He shares a personal story where he accidentally sent an invitation meant for Brandon Love to Brandon Lee, resulting in an embarrassing but light-hearted exchange.

  Holmberg [01:30]: "I accidentally sent that text to Brandon Lee and didn't catch it until the next day. And he didn't respond."

• Brett and Larry contribute to the camaraderie by reflecting on past interactions and expressing anticipation for Brandon Lee's upcoming appearance to discuss his new project, a girls' prison-themed movie.

  Brett [03:34]: "You're gonna swing that way. No better person to do it with then."

2. Tax Day Discussion

• Hosts delve into Tax Day, sharing their personal experiences with tax refunds and liabilities. Holmberg expresses his preference for breaking even rather than receiving a refund, highlighting his dislike of loaning money to the government.

  Holmberg [06:03]: "I like to be at zero. I don't like a refund. I hate that thinking about that. And paying usually means I didn't do my taxes right."

• Larry and Brett share contrasting experiences, with Larry having received a refund and Brett owing taxes, leading to a discussion about the accuracy and implications of tax filings.

  Larry [05:56]: "I got back more."

  Brett [06:00]: "That's the Vegas trip. Nice. Successful."

3. Tax Day Food Deals

• Brady introduces the "Brady Report", highlighting various food deals available on Tax Day. The discussion includes promotions from Krispy Kreme, Burger King, Hooters, Potbelly, and Fazoli's, emphasizing the savings and special offers tailored for taxpayers.

  Brady [04:05]: "Brady has it in his backyard. Can watch TV on his back. Patty. Without any glare because he's got it all covered up."

• Hosts humorously critique some of the deals, particularly Fakoli's, which they admit unfamiliarity with, adding a layer of local flavor and relatability for Arizona listeners.

  Holmberg [10:02]: "I've never even heard of Frazoli's till today. I didn't see. What is it?"

4. Case Study: Insurance Fraud in Spain

• Transitioning from Tax Day, the hosts discuss a notable case involving Taryn Dixon from Cumberland County, Pennsylvania, accused of booking over 400 hotel rooms in one year under various political figures' names, leading to significant financial losses for the hotel.

  Holmberg [21:16]: "This lady that is From Andalucia, Spain, 2003, she was working at a supermarket and was attacked by a customer."

• Details of the Fraud Case:

  • Dixon booked numerous rooms at the Comfort Suites without intending to occupy them, causing substantial costs to the hotel.
  • She used the names of local officials to mask her fraudulent activities.
  • The case highlights the challenges of online bookings and the limitations of credit card protections in preventing such fraud.

  Larry [19:05]: "She'd put them under some political figures' names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name."

• Legal Proceedings:

  • Dixon is currently incarcerated at Cumberland County Prison with bail set at $102,000.
  • The episode touches upon the broader implications of such frauds on businesses and the legal system.

5. Brandon Lee’s Upcoming Project

• Holmberg previews Brandon Lee’s upcoming project, a prison-themed movie likely inspired by Dixon's case. This segment serves to build anticipation for Lee’s appearance later in the show.

  Holmberg [16:08]: "That's baller right there. That's kind of a ball kind of baller move right there. To get arrested for taxes and just."

6. Historical Tidbits and Fun Facts

• Hosts share various historical and quirky facts, such as the origins of tiramisu, Jackie Robinson's MLB debut anniversary, and the opening of the first McDonald's by Ray Kroc. These segments provide informative yet entertaining content that keeps the conversation dynamic.

  Larry [13:07]: "She'd put them under some political figures' names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name."

  Larry [10:02]: "I've never heard of Frazoli's till today. I didn't see. What is it?"

7. Listener Engagement and Humor

• The hosts maintain a humorous tone throughout the episode, engaging in playful banter and light-hearted jokes. This approach ensures the content remains entertaining and relatable.

  Holmberg [16:28]: "I hate tax day. It's an awkward day for him to be president because of all the scrutiny over his taxes."

  Brady [27:38]: "Still drive up and down, speeding all over, looking for my glasses. Remember how great the Jerky Boys was?"

8. Closing Remarks and Teasers

• As the episode wraps up, Holmberg teases Brandon Lee's imminent appearance to discuss his new movie, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more insights and entertainment.

  Holmberg [34:42]: "Don't have sex with the poultry. I know this girl, I've watched her on porn. She's got a can of Ready Whip stuffed in her."

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Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg [01:30]: "I accidentally sent that text to Brandon Lee and didn't catch it until the next day. And he didn't respond."

• Brady [04:05]: "Brady has it in his backyard. Can watch TV on his back. Patty. Without any glare because he's got it all covered up."

• Holmberg [06:03]: "I like to be at zero. I don't like a refund. I hate that thinking about that. And paying usually means I didn't do my taxes right."

• Larry [19:05]: "She'd put them under some political figures' names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name."

• Holmberg [16:28]: "I hate tax day. It's an awkward day for him to be president because of all the scrutiny over his taxes."

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Conclusion This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully weaves together humor, personal stories, and topical discussions to engage its audience. From the relatable woes of Tax Day to the intriguing story of insurance fraud in Spain, the hosts offer a balanced mix of entertainment and information. Listeners are left anticipating ongoing segments and future episodes, particularly Brandon Lee's insights into his new project.

Transcript

[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Holmberg]

Still streaming. H's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com we're going to talk to. Remember Brandon lee from Channel 3? Mascara Boy. Yeah.

[Larry]

Oh yeah.

[Holmberg]

Were you here when he did the interview with us? No, you weren't here yet.

[Larry]

Art of Soul.

[Brett]

No, right before me.

[Holmberg]

That's right. Somebody. Yeah, he's got, yeah, his, his book. He was, let's just say forthcoming, pardon the pun. It was a, a lot of that going on. His book was intense and he came. Brandon's a great guy. I will tell the story to all of you of the. I think it might be one of the last. Well, no, we've talked since but there was an incident with Brandon Lee that he was not part of that I was. That was very awkward and I'm still not comfortable with it. I'll tell you right now what it was. Brandon Love, our weekend guy was at a son's game. I think they're playing the Knicks because that's when he went and I told him. He text me earlier in the day and said are you guys hanging out after? And I said yeah, probably. I'll let you know end of the game about 10, 10:30 probably. I text Brandon Love, hey, I've got an apartment downtown if you're interested, let me know, come by. Well, I Hadn't spoken to Brandon Lee in months. And I accidentally sent that text to Brandon Lee and didn't catch it until the next day. And he didn't respond. I'm not sure how to do basically like, hey, dude, not sure how I'm coming out of the closet, but I'm thinking of doing it with you. And if you want, I got a place downtown if you want to go down there and meet me. I don't know if Brandon Lee was like, called the police or what, but that was. It was an awkward text.

[Larry]

And I said some platinum action.

[Holmberg]

And then I had to tell him, oh, my God, the next day. And I did. I've got platinum action, Brady. Super platinum. There's no carnations coming out of me. But I had to text him to say, oh, no, no, I meant to text a guy named Brandon Love. He was at Suns game and I. And. And then he goes all good and gave me like a thumbs up and a little happy face emoji. I'm like, oh, this is awkward. So it's the first time I've seen Brandon Lee in person. When he comes in here in a little while since that awkward text. He probably doesn't remember it, but, boy, I do.

[Brett]

You're gonna swing that way. No better person to do it with then.

[Holmberg]

I mean, you know, hey, he told me that once. He said, I wish you were gay a long time ago. I made a joke while he and yet again weren't going. And I said, my God, that shouldn't have made me feel as good as it did because it's not like some slovenly pig is saying that about just like, man, I could do pretty well in the community if this is. But then you read his book and realize sometimes Brandon doesn't really. He does now, but begin to pro, though. Yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

And show you the ropes.

[Holmberg]

Damn it. I'm still. Yeah, exactly. If you're going to go that route.

[Brett]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Holmberg]

The chicks in this building go nuts again when Brandon comes in. Last time they were here, they were milling around outside the door. They never come up here.

[Brett]

Is it our turn again?

[Holmberg]

It was a little bit of that back in the day. Anyway, we'll get to him in a little bit. Brandon's a great guy. Haven't talked to him in a while, so he's got a new project he's doing. He's going to come in here and talk about, which looks really good. He sent me the. The trailer for this thing. He's doing it, but it's a. It's a girls prison thing and I'm automatically interested in that. He'll tell you it's actually he's doing good things. I'll talk about girls prison movies all day long. It's time for Brady to give you all the other news that he knows. It's called the Brady Report. It's brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. And we're gonna hit 100 degrees here. It's gonna drop down into the 70s this weekend. That's gonna jump back up. We're all, we're in that April thing. But you know what's great at night? Sitting outside. It feels great. You can have that feeling in the daytime if you shade up and make yourself a little patio area that is livable even when the temperatures get a little higher because you've got some shade all day sitting out there, keeping that area cooler. Very cool to have by your pool, your back patio. Anything to add. A little shade here in Phoenix is a good idea. And the folks at all pro Shade Concepts are the ones to use. Brady has it in his backyard. Can watch TV on his back. Patty. Without any glare because he's got it all covered up. It's brilliant. It looks good. Top notch stuff installed by the best allproche.com. that's where you go and tell them Brady and I sent you. And I say I want my house to look like Brady's house. And I'll just meet truck will pull up. It'll be neat. You'll see. It'll be great. Brady reporter.

[Larry]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Holmberg]

Hi.

[Larry]

Happy national laundry day. And of course, it's national tax day.

[Holmberg]

That's right. And you got money back.

[Larry]

I did.

[Holmberg]

You owed.

[Brett]

I owed.

[Holmberg]

I owed.

[Larry]

Owed on state.

[Holmberg]

Did you even out state and did you win more than you lost on the give back?

[Larry]

I got back more.

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

That's the Vegas trip. Nice. Successful.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, that's the other way. I kind of. I like to be at zero. I don't like a refund. I don't mind a refund, but it just means I loan money for free. And I hate that thinking about that. And paying usually means I didn't do my taxes right.

[Larry]

Well, you get a lot of those.

[Brett]

People that always oh my God, I got all this back. It's like free money. It's like, bro, that's your money you.

[Holmberg]

Loaned the government however much you got at least however much you got back with no interest for a year. See if they'll do that for you. See if they make a mistake and ever say hey, we accidentally loaned you a few thousand dollars.

[Brett]

When you go six points on.

[Holmberg]

They actually do that if they screw up. That happened to my ex wife had a tax problem a little one minor and said hey, we goofed up and gave you a little too much. We had to pay them back with interest on their mistake. It was like 9% of something if I remember right to him. Like what happened? She was in 9 11. Curse you bin Laden. She was in there. And that was a quarterly tax day. They gave us 30 days to get our taxes together or we're going to start getting fined weekly.

[Larry]

So there's some food deals on tax day.

[Holmberg]

There we go out of this. Just do your taxes properly. I'm telling you, the IRS is evil.

[Larry]

You got Krispy Kreme has a buy one, get one deal. You buy a dozen donuts, you only have to pay sales tax for a second dozen.

[Holmberg]

Here comes Ralphie May.

[Larry]

Ah, tax that. How about that deal, Ralph?

[Holmberg]

Tax that ass.

[Brett]

To get a deal you have to buy two dozen donuts.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Larry]

No, you buy the one, you buy.

[Brett]

One dozen and the next one is when you get the discount sale tax.

[Larry]

Yeah. Yep.

[Brett]

So you gotta buy two dozen.

[Brady]

You get two dozen donuts. He's not wrong, Brady. That's you. You kind of dip your way through that thing but you walk out with 24 donuts. Dummy. You have to get two dozen donuts in order to have the deal happen. But who's not doing that? He's moving on.

[Larry]

Burger King has a $0.01 cheeseburger. You have to be a royal perks member.

[Brady]

Flour.

[Larry]

But you get that $1 cheeseburger as long as you. Or a 1 cent cheeseburger as long as you spend a dollar over a dollar.

[Brady]

You're talking dirty now. I feel like I owe him 50 cents a minute.

[Brett]

Who's not spending a dollar at burger king?

[Brady]

It's 1976-brady. It's like going back in time.

[Larry]

Hooters has a $4.15 appetizers.

[Brady]

You put that plate there to move those out the way. I'm hungry.

[Larry]

Potbelly as a bogo. Buy one, get one free.

[Brady]

This is perfect for guys like you and me, Brady. You go in for one meal, they give you an extra.

[Larry]

America Fazoli's last one has a buy a bogo too. The baked spaghetti tax. 25. Use that code, you'll get it.

[Brett]

We don't have any of the Fazoli's around anymore, do we?

[Larry]

There's a free Glendale.

[Brady]

All right, That's. That's when I know I have been out dueled.

[Larry]

Looked it up.

[Brett]

His name was how far away?

[Larry]

There's one in Mesa, one in Glendale.

[Holmberg]

That I think it's at Riverview. God damn it.

[Brett]

That I think it's at Riverview.

[Holmberg]

That made him do research. Oh, yeah, right.

[Brady]

I looked it up.

[Brett]

We don't even get to finish the sentence we have.

Oh, no.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

Contraire, Montre.

[Holmberg]

You've never. We have stories, like crazy stories. Brady, what happened to that hi mouth.

[Brady]

Look it up.

[Holmberg]

Do we have any Frazoles? His little fingers are typing on the home. You know, he's. He's no longer hunting and pecking. Three of them and he remembered it.

[Larry]

The other one sounds like. There's one in Sky Harbor Airport.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Larry]

Like at one of the terminals.

[Brett]

Sounds like what?

[Larry]

Sounds like the other Fazoli location that I saw.

[Holmberg]

He's playing charades with it. Sounds like.

[Larry]

A couple of basis fun facts.

[Holmberg]

I've never even heard of Frazoli's till today. I didn't see. What is it?

[Brett]

I never heard of it till I moved down here.

[Larry]

Baked spaghetti. They. It was a pasta place.

[Holmberg]

It's a fast food pasta.

[Brett]

Yeah, fast food spaghetti. That's not the spaghetti in a bucket place, is it?

No, no, it's in terminal four. Brady, just so you know, I should.

[Holmberg]

Go on a trip. Gotta go take some of that refund money, fly somewhere. Yeah, Brady. Brady will get that clear pass just to go get Fazoli. $279 a year. I get baked spaghetti.

[Larry]

Ancient 19 year, 1900 year old scrolls have revealed that the imperial Rome did not mess around with tax cheats. If you committed tax fraud, he could be sentenced to public execution. Or he'd be eaten alive by leopards.

[Holmberg]

Whoa. That needs to come back.

[Larry]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Larry]

Every time DJ Jazzy Jeff was on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, he wore the same outfit so they could reuse the footage of him getting thrown out of the front door by Uncle Phil and not risk him getting hurt doing it over and over.

[Holmberg]

It's 28 years later. We just found that out.

[Larry]

Tiramisu was invented by in Italian brothels because they believe it was an aphrodisiac.

[Holmberg]

You're in a brothel, you needed help.

[Brett]

Rum soaked dessert. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Wait, you're in a brothel. You're like, I'm not in the mood. Why are you there? I don't feel it.

[Brett]

Soaked lady fingers.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I knew something.

[Holmberg]

Food. Wait a minute. We don't like that. There's alcohol in it. He's been crushing.

[Brett]

That's what it is.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

No, I like a good rum cake.

[Holmberg]

Okay. What?

[Larry]

Oh, contrary.

[Holmberg]

I'm floored.

[Larry]

We might have done this one before. Around $4,100 worth of loose change is thrown into the Trevi Fountain in Rome every single day. At least during normal tourist times. That's more than 1.5 million a year.

[Holmberg]

That place is the least attractive attraction I've ever witnessed on television, in pictures or anything else. It's a sea of. It's. It looks like when there's too many fish in a fish tank, it just. It's humans everywhere. There's nothing about that fountain that looks like, wow, what a neat thing to see. I dodged that like the plague. It's the. It's got to be one of. It's got to be the most crowded tourist attach. Attraction in a major city. I've never. I've never once seen it, like where it's clean. But you know what the better one is? Caesar's palace looks just the same. Exactly. And you can actually get close to it. Plus there's like a Wolfgang Pucks right across the way. That field of Dream Store with all that merch.

[Brett]

Usually cool stuff in there.

[Holmberg]

Formerly. Pete Rose used to just be sitting real close to that. He's dead now. I got a new guy. I'm sure probably Curt Schilling.

[Larry]

A couple of things that happened on this day in history. 160 years ago in 1865 at 7:22am Abraham Lincoln died today. Yep.

[Holmberg]

Tax Day.

[Larry]

78 years ago, on this day in 1947, Jackie Robinson became the first.

[Holmberg]

That's right.

[Larry]

African American to play in a regular season Major League baseball game.

[Holmberg]

Today's 42 day in baseball. They all wear his jersey. You know, the last guy that wore it, Rivera, was Mariano Rivera. And I think who's the other one was Big Poppy, 42. No, he was 30 something. Was it Mo Vaughn? One of those guys had it on after they did this. There were only a few 42s afterwards.

[Larry]

70 years ago, 1955, Ray Kroc opened the first McDonald's restaurant.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Plains, Illinois.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Move on.

[Brett]

Was the other one Dave Henderson?

[Holmberg]

There weren't many, but they had kind of. Granted, Dave Hindu Henderson was still playing when they did this.

[Brett]

He played 14 seasons.

[Holmberg]

That might be a different.

[Brett]

It's just. It's just nine stars that.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that still had it after they implemented the 42. And Rivera was the very last one.

[Brett]

Oh, Bruce Suter. Actually, Sutter was.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's right.

[Larry]

And 33 years ago, in 1992, Leona Helmsley began serving a four year prison term for tax evasion. She said only little people pay taxes.

[Holmberg]

That's baller right there. That's kind of a. That's a ball kind of baller move right there. To get arrested for taxes and just. I'm still not doing it. You know what? I can't disagree with Leona. I don't like tax day, Brady. I don't like it at all. And ask anybody. I haven't paid taxes very well for a long, long time. And that's all right. You guys have to though. And we're definitely gonna help out with that.

[Larry]

We're gonna get some back, right?

[Holmberg]

You bet, buddy. A lot of people say that. A lot of people. We'll talk about it later. All right. Just want to let you know, I hate tax day. It's an awkward day for him to be president because of all the scrutiny over his taxes. And you know that his taxes weren't on the up and up. All those years, if you were him, you wouldn't have done it either.

[Larry]

They follow the tax laws.

[Holmberg]

Please fall them right down into that little hole and go, hey, can I do this? Loopholes like the rest of us, just like all of us do. There isn't a one of you out there. If your accountant says, you know, there's a loophole here, you know, I'm not doing it. If it means more money for me and my family, I'm against it. Don't go to jail. But, you know, you know, trim some fat on the edge there, maybe you can tightrope your way over it.

[Larry]

The last one has been 12 years. 12 years ago, 2013 was the Boston.

[Holmberg]

Marathon, the bombing, which also means it's the day that we had Chris Cornell at Pub Rock. Wow. So that was 2013. That was 12 years ago. I still have those recordings. I think I'm the only one that has them. Oh, I need a copy of those amazing. What are you. Four songs. Five songs. Four songs up at Pub Rock. Chris and Ben from Soundgarden and Brett Vesley, for some reason, standing up there, chatting with him, trying to. Well, he just wanted to sing. I know. It was clear. He just wanted.

[Brett]

They sent me down there to do that. I'm like, I just. Just play then.

[Holmberg]

Such a weird thing. There were what, 40 people maybe, in a curtained off area by the stage at Pub Rock. And then on the other side, the bar with the TVs showing the carnage of the Boston Marathon the same day. So you'd go in and this amazing thing is going on that, like, for music fans was just, I mean, behind a curtain. Unreal.

[Brett]

Yeah.

After a super cool interview earlier that morning.

[Holmberg]

We didn't have him here that morning. That was a different time. No, different time.

[Brett]

That was the same morning.

[Holmberg]

Nope, we didn't have him. That. That was different. And then. Yeah. To have the Boston bombing going on on the TVs every time you left to go get a drink. Like, man, I think that was right.

[Brett]

World, I think that's right. Is that King Animal album came out. That's why they were doing it.

[Holmberg]

Yep. It was great.

[Larry]

This lady that lives in Cumberland County, Pennsylvania, is in trouble. Taryn Dixon, for allegedly booking hundreds of hotel reservations at one hotel at the country and Suites, or the Comfort suites, booked over 400 rooms one year in one year, which cost the hotel thousands of dollars because they.

[Holmberg]

They book them and she's not showing up.

[Larry]

She cancel locking them out.

[Holmberg]

But don't they take a credit card?

[Larry]

They do, but they don't charge you.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's on them. After like 300 times of taking her credit card and you do it again. Starts to become your problem.

[Brett]

Well, if she's doing it all online, it wouldn't even.

[Holmberg]

Eventually you could red flag it and.

[Larry]

She'D put them under some political figures names. She did an example. The chief of police there in the county, Tara Landis, she put a booked a room under his name down to the mayor's name.

[Holmberg]

So she found a new way to do crank calls.

[Larry]

Yes.

[Holmberg]

So yeah, they caught her.

[Larry]

She's locked up in Cumberland County Prison and her bail is set at $102,000.

[Holmberg]

And Brandon Lee will come in here and talk about that in a little bit. Prison movie.

[Brett]

Caged Heat When Crank calls, when she's the Jerky Boys.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, she kind of the modern day Jerky Boys because she can't make calls anymore. It's too easy to get caught. But hey, sizzle neck. Yeah.

[Brady]

Driving all over, driving up and.

[Holmberg]

Down, speeding all over, looking for my glasses. Remember how great the Jerky Boys was? Frank Rizzo. Hey, Frank Rizzo. Remember he's trying to sell that guy a car. Some of that stuff I still pass on the phone. You come down by this car, I'm the best salesman you'll ever have. A guy doesn't want to buy the car, take his face, I smash it and he's gonna buy a car.

[Larry]

Now when do I start?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, the Jerky Boys was. And then they made a movie. I don't know how that got so big. But you can't do crank calls anymore like you used to. Too many ways of getting busted. Nobody answers their phone anyway. From unknown numbers you can still probably do old people. If there was still a white pages. I watched the thing online this week. This mom interviewed her 13 year old daughter and just asked her some questions. She goes, do you know what yellow pages are? Oh yeah, she's nothing. None of it. Nothing we all know or take for granted that we all know is known by anybody about 12 or 13 years old, gone.

[Brett]

Even my boys.

[Holmberg]

No clue. To burn a CD means. It means you're like really into it.

[Larry]

This lady that is From Andalucia, Spain, 2003, she was working at a supermarket and was attacked by a customer. Following the traumatic incident, she was diagnosed with post traumatic stress disorder and a loss of her ability to speak.

[Brett]

Did you call it post dramatic?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it's the woman's version of post traumatic. It's very dramatic. It's a Katy Perry Thing.

[Larry]

After reviewing her case, they granted her permanent disability pension. Because this was a work related incident, the insurance company was deemed responsible for the costs. Years later, the insurance company reviewed her case and found some irregular irregularities. So they prompted a further investigator. Hired a private investigator.

[Holmberg]

Tired of paying her? They're gonna get her down.

[Brett]

Oh, they've been paying her the whole time.

[Larry]

Since 2003. And this is 2019.

[Holmberg]

She's probably a little better.

[Larry]

Well, not only that, the private investigator finally broke the ice and said, excuse me, could you give me directions? Ask her a question.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Oh, yeah, you just go down here. She can speak.

[Holmberg]

Oh, she was saying she couldn't speak at all. I thought she meant when she was traumatized.

[Larry]

Yeah. No, she still was collecting the money 16 years later.

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[Brett]

Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Byron]

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[Brett]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Holmberg]

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[Brett]

JG Wentworth.

[Holmberg]

I go back on that too. You give her the money forever and say we're not going to follow up. If you ever start talking again, that's on you. If you told me today, hey, we're sorry about this, we'll pay you for the rest of your life because you're going through this and then you don't keep it in the paperwork that says in a few years we're going to come back and make sure you're still traumatized. If you get better, we're going to stop paying you. I would know better. That's their fault.

[Larry]

She did go to the Doctors in 2009. An ophthalmologist, an orthopedicist and a dermatologist. All three said they recorded her inability to speak.

[Holmberg]

She couldn't talk.

[Larry]

That was 2009.

[Holmberg]

That's a long time ago. Yeah, she might be better.

[Larry]

So they're stopping the money and now the judge is going to rule whether she has to pay back some of.

[Holmberg]

The justice on the spectrum. There's only one thing to do here.

[Brett]

Connor would say it seems fair.

[Holmberg]

Right? Seems fair. Now that you speak again, I agree. I love that guy.

[Larry]

A 38 year old man got fully naked at Disneyland on Saturday night. He got up onto a building and started running around the outside of Tiana's Place. That's the restaurant from the Princess of the Frog.

[Holmberg]

Oh, so where no one goes.

[Brett]

That was a. Brady got a review on that one. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

You didn't go to Tiana. Even Brady.

[Brett]

Why not, I wonder?

[Holmberg]

Because Princess and the Frog was terrible. And also you're claiming racism.

[Larry]

I did want to go in because of the French Quarter. I did want to go.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. But it's the back corner of French Corner. And also they have a stage. Yeah, it's almost like the island of Misfit Disney Toys. Like I went there and I'm like.

[Larry]

Oh, there's down that alley.

[Holmberg]

There's about to be a show and there's a stage. And I'm like, oh. And it's all the movies that sucked. They had Princess and the Frog and a few of the others. I'm like, all the characters I hate are on the stage together right now.

[Larry]

So a bunch of parents and kids got the full Bourbon street experience with this guy. Nice hanging, brain everywhere, running around. Park security eventually corralled him. Anaheim police took over. They didn't give his name but said he was from Canada.

[Holmberg]

Oh, good. Terrified.

[Brett]

This all goes away.

[Holmberg]

Deport his ass immediately. Call ICE immediately.

[Larry]

An absolute disaster happened. A semi truck hauling 24, 000 pounds of eggs burst into flames last Friday and Mokena, Illinois, thankfully. Thankfully, no one was hurt, but the eggs were a total loss at an average price at $6 and 23 cents per carton. Sidewalk eggs. $114,000 worth of sidewalk eggs.

[Brett]

You don't know the story of that one.

[Holmberg]

You just shouted that one day.

[Brett]

What?

Yeah, I think it was during interview.

[Holmberg]

He was having some trouble with his cognitive connections and.

[Larry]

Sidewalk.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, there was a lot of that. A lot of this stuff would happen.

[Larry]

The eyebrows.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, Joe Frasier. I just. They were hot.

[Brady]

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

[Brett]

Sounds like glove on the spectrum.

[Holmberg]

Brady. Hello. We were worried about it for a minute. We were worried. This one is when I. I think I was pulling out a nose hair.

[Larry]

Don't do it. Yeah, I was here for that one.

[Brett]

When you ate it.

[Larry]

Sidewalk eggs.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. There was just a day where we said something about cooking on the sidewalk and we were just having a regular conversation. He just shouted that.

[Larry]

Sidewalk eggs.

[Holmberg]

Like they were. Like we were having a barbecue on the street.

[Larry]

I've done it.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Let's get to some radio videos.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Larry]

First one happened in Tucson. I believe it was enough said. Military appreciation day. Had some skydivers come down.

[Holmberg]

Oh, is this a guy that stuck into the ground?

[Larry]

Two guys.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, guys at the U of A baseball game.

[Brady]

I saw.

[Holmberg]

This is a tough landing. And the legs went out from under him and he did not get up.

[Larry]

Two guys injured.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it was bad. Here comes number two, and he's coming in hot. He's got the American flag at his feet. Hits the dirt and his legs go lawn darting in. And neither guy has ever landed one of those. Worse. And then they laid on the field for a while until they scooped him up.

[Brett]

Cover him up with the parachute.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, just wrap them up like a burrito and get them off my field.

[Larry]

On top of that, the flag on the ground.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, I know. I don't understand that. How come he can. Military guy can come in with a flag and it just lays on the ground, Man. They were worried more about his legs at that point.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Next one is snow skiing scorpion. One of the better scorpions I've seen.

[Holmberg]

He's doing a ramp, little jump ahead. Over. Oh. Head over face, full flip scorpion. The body did a backwards. Legs over the head. A contortionist. Full bend. Oh, my God. Potato bug. The Reverse way. That's spinal. She's not walking again. She probably can't talk. She's gonna get money from the speed company. Rossignol owes her money forever. That is a whip.

[Larry]

Last one's the rugby version. The Oklahoma drill version in rugby. Listen to this sound.

[Holmberg]

Okay, it's two guys without pads on, 10 yards apart, running to the same center. Oh, that's a human being hitting another human being.

[Brett]

And they're giants.

[Holmberg]

They are not little.

[Brett]

That's that Sedona broad.

[Holmberg]

That's Sedona Prince. Undrafted WNBA superstar Sedona Prince. Listen to this noise. Two bodies. Oh, man. Why would you do the super collider of humanity without any padding? And you know that's the end result of that.

[Brett]

30 yards to get up, a full head of steel.

[Holmberg]

The other guy didn't run at him either. I just let him score. That's a head of steam coming at you at 225. 230, easy. Okay, Brett, what do you got? Yikes.

[Brett]

All right, I'm late today, so we'll just start off with this. Just remember, you're always on camera.

[Holmberg]

Somebody's ring camera by walking up to the door. It's an Amazon delivery man. Package has been dropped off. He looks a little wobbly. The Samazon driver, not gonna lie. Oh, he's reaching into his pants and digging into his ass crack. Why? And he's pulling. His right hand is in his ass. It is on the dude's porch. Pulls it out, looks at his paw. He's right on his head. Don't do it. Oh, he tastes his finger. A lie. Why couldn't you do that in the truck? Why did that have to happen on a decent person's porch? He looked at his finger. His index finger has clearly been in his ass. And he looked at it, and then he tasted it.

[Brett]

They said, this is. This is Brady at Thanksgiving.

[Holmberg]

All right, what do we got there? A full turkey and a penis. The penis is leaning into the game head. This guy having sex with a raw turkey. Don't say it, Brady.

[Brett]

Go ahead, Brady.

[Holmberg]

Don't.

[Larry]

That's chicken.

[Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Thank you.

[Holmberg]

Don't.

[Brett]

And like I said, we're live today, so we'll just end with this. This gem here.

[Holmberg]

All right, Last one. Don't have sex with the. With the poultry.

[Brett]

Oh, my God.

[Holmberg]

I know this girl. I've watched her on porn. She's got a can of Ready Whip stuffed in her. And they have. The Ready Whip has gone in. And now his wiener has Ready Whip on It.

[Brett]

That's right.

[Holmberg]

Wait a minute. Wow. Can I do whippets with her genitals?

[Larry]

I think I can reverse decorating.

[Holmberg]

So hold on. He takes the Ready Whip can, fills her with it, then puts his wiener behind her. All right. And then she shoots it out of herself like she's also a Ready Whip can.

[Brett]

Well, she's Patricia North.

She targeted it.

[Holmberg]

She doesn't miss.

[Brett]

Nope.

[Holmberg]

She covers. She flocks. That guy's wee wee. Oh, Brady. Oh, my God.

[Larry]

Octopus tattoo right over my dick.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, okay, calm down. I don't know what I'm looking at there. I don't know how you do that. I don't know how you learn that. How do you learn you can do that?

[Larry]

That is the Kraken.

[Holmberg]

How do you learn you can do that? I think I can do this.

[Brett]

There's a new sound we got.

[Holmberg]

I think I can work at the. The ice cream shop and do the toppings.

[Larry]

Wow.

[Holmberg]

It's a lot impressive when you think about it. Think of the trial and error that went into that.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Holmberg]

Before she said, this is practice makes perfect.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Remember that, kids, if you want to turn your body into a dispenser. Was it what's inside of there? What's the stuff that you do? Whippets with nitrous. Right? Nitrous, yes. You've got that inside of her, right? That's how she fires it out. So.

[Brett]

Yeah, she had. She was under pressure.

[Holmberg]

She was. Yeah. If you turn her upside down, you'll get high off of that. Brady, you've been waiting since the foul comment I didn't allow. And you had to throw one out. See, when his head does that, you've done something wrong. When Brett goes head in hands. No. It means no one likes it. It's Dr. Rick's about to show up. Yeah, he. You know why? You know, because he had too much pent up steam inside. When I said don't do the foul joke because I knew he wanted to. Don't.

[Brett]

Should have let him. It would have been better in that last one.

[Holmberg]

At least we knew then he had a dad joke on deck. It had to happen.

[Larry]

Oh, I don't know why you get so done out of that. You know, don't.

[Holmberg]

You got another one coming?

[Larry]

No, I'm holding up.

[Brett]

Go ahead.

[Holmberg]

Go ahead, finish. Because you're gonna do it later. It'll come out. It'll come out. No, it'll come out in another way. What's your terrible.

[Brett]

What was it?

[Larry]

I'm not doing.

[Holmberg]

Why don't I get so bent out.

[Larry]

Of go on shape on the chicken.

[Holmberg]

Guy because it wasn't. The chicken guy was out of shape and I knew I knew where you.

[Larry]

Were just winging it.

[Holmberg]

Okay, there it is. See, I knew it would come out. Told you. Open your mouth. We're making eggs. I hate you. Brandon Lee was coming in. We're gonna send him down the hall to a regular. Good show. We'll get Brandon Lee in here a little bit, huh? Yeah, we're gonna go with him. Yeah. Izzy show has just gained everybody but one. It's that's your brandy report. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 KU PT.

[Brett]

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