04-16-25 - BR - WED - The Moon And Other Various Vegas Casino Theme Proposals - Doing Random Chores Quickly Is Good For Health And There's A Coming Cousin Shortage - Brady Has No Facts On Study Of Value Of 100k In Dif Cities

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: April 16, 2025 Host/Author: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Larry McFeely, Kristen
Release Date: April 16, 2025

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1. Introduction and Upcoming Easter Keg Event

The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing the highly anticipated Easter Keg event organized by Brett. Brady enthusiastically outlines the event details, highlighting its significance and the fun activities planned.

• Brady Bogen [01:13]: “Still streaming Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com cruising right through, getting ready for the Easter keg. Don’t forget tomorrow. That's the big one.”

John Holmberg and Larry McFeely reflect on last year’s successful event, expressing excitement and curiosity about what this year holds.

• John Holmberg [02:09]: “Yeah, last year was good. I don't know what we're gonna do this year.”

2. Vegas Casino Theme Proposals

A major segment delves into various proposals for themed casinos in Las Vegas. The hosts critique past proposals and brainstorm nostalgic, retro-themed resorts that capture the essence of Old Vegas without the associated drawbacks.

• Larry McFeely [05:07]: “Proposals made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with themes including the Titanic, the Moon, WWE, Little Hillbilly Playboy, London, San Francisco, the Caribbean. And none of them were approved or happened. Ran out of money.”

Brady suggests a comprehensive retro resort concept:

• Brady Bogen [05:24]: “I think they should do the Hotel Vegas and go full original old hotels. It’s nostalgic enough now that you can just build an entire resort, like a retro resort. Each little space is, you know, the old Dunes, the old Frontier.”

3. Sunrise Alarm Clocks and AllPro Shade Concepts

Brady introduces AllPro Shade Concepts through an advertisement segment, linking it to a study on how simulated sunlight can improve wakefulness.

• Brady Bogen [02:30]: “It's Arizona's best patio shades. These shades are amazing. And they'll install them right there at your house. No subcontractors. It's all in-house.”

The hosts debate the effectiveness of sunrise alarm clocks versus natural sunlight exposure:

• Larry McFeely [07:09]: “Researchers in Japan found a way to wake up feeling less groggy and more alert. When we let a little more sun. Exactly 20 minutes before our alarm goes off.”

• Brady Bogen [07:26]: “Use my method. Stay up all night to the best of your abilities. Go to work, finish it off, go home, go right to sleep.”

4. Health Benefits of Doing Random Chores Quickly

Larry shares a study from the Journal Circulation suggesting that performing random chores briskly can significantly reduce health risks.

• Larry McFeely [09:55]: “A study in the journal Circulation found doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders for your health.”

The conversation humorously critiques the study’s implications and its take on sedentary lifestyles.

• Brady Bogen [10:47]: “Imagine what a study this is. This is like that one that when you ejaculate, you go to sleep. What a scientific eye-opening experience.”

5. Garage Clutter and Home Storage Poll

A poll reveals that a significant portion of Americans struggle with garage clutter, leading to discussions on optimal home storage solutions.

• Larry McFeely [16:00]: “A new spring cleaning poll found that if you haven't converted your garage into an Airbnb yet, there's a good chance it's full of junk. 31% of Americans say their garage at least half filled with clutter.”

The hosts explore the potential uses for cleaned garage space, such as hobbies or home gyms.

• Larry McFeely [17:43]: “One in five say they need 500 square feet. Which is around the size of a two-car garage. If we cleaned everything out, the top things we'd use our extra space for our hobbies. A guest bedroom, home gym.”

6. Study on the Value of a $100k Salary in Different Cities

Larry presents a study analyzing how far a $100,000 salary stretches across various cities, sparking a critical discussion on the study’s methodology and baselines.

• Larry McFeely [18:08]: “They did a little research on saying what a hundred thousand dollar salary will get you in various cities. The comparison. What's that worth in New York? Nothing around a $30,000 job year.”

Brady questions the validity of the study due to the absence of a clear baseline.

• Brady Bogen [19:42]: “The top 20 cities where they're saying that there are. It is not the most expensive. No, we're not asking that. What's the... In order to have this work you have to have a 100,000 equals 100,000 in order to make anything.”

7. Coming Cousin Shortage Due to Declining Birth Rates

The hosts address a New York Post report on the declining birth rates leading to a “cousin shortage,” particularly affecting millennial families.

• Larry McFeely [14:03]: “The New York Post says there's a shortage of cousins. Birth rates have been declining. The idea is apparently going viral because TikTok person of female millennials are talking about they don't have the cousins that they're...”

The discussion humorously touches on the broader implications for family structures.

• Brady Bogen [15:20]: “Braden. Kaden. Jaden. Where are our cousins?”

8. Viral News Stories and Video Highlights

The episode features a series of viral video segments, including gymnastics mishaps, stunt failures, and parkour accidents. The hosts provide humorous commentary and reactions to each clip.

• Brady Bogen [22:35]: “The uneven bars. They are not. They are unparalleled.”

• Larry McFeely [24:29]: “Next one's a little life of a stuntman. Okay, it goes through some stuff. That's all right. Some stunts aren't so easy.”

9. Controversial News: Boxer Yusuf Mack’s Legal Issues

A significant portion of the episode discusses the sensational story of professional boxer Yusuf Mack, who claims to have been coerced into performing in gay pornography.

• John Holmberg [32:11]: “And this one is. You may recognize guy. He's a boxer. I guess his gay porn tapes leaked out.”

• Brady Bogen [32:25]: “If you take two wieners at once, don't blame the guys doing it. I blame it on the alcohol.”

The hosts critique and mock the situation, blending humor with controversial topics, which may not resonate well with all listeners.

• Brady Bogen [36:53]: “He was. He might have been closed for business before, but right here I'm looking at a very open gay. If your hands are behind your head and there's a fellow moving your balls out of the way, you're openly gay.”

10. Closing Remarks and Final Advertisements

The episode wraps up with final promotional segments, including advertisements for FanDuel and CMC Steel Arizona, alongside humorous banter about ongoing topics.

• Brady Bogen [38:58]: “It sticks a little for FanDuel, America's number one sports book right now. With FanDuel you can make the smarter play with performance trends...”

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady Bogen [01:13]: “Still streaming Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com cruising right through, getting ready for the Easter keg.”

• Larry McFeely [05:07]: “Proposals made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with themes including the Titanic, the Moon… none of them were approved or happened.”

• Brady Bogen [07:26]: “Use my method. Stay up all night to the best of your abilities. Go to work, finish it off, go home, go right to sleep.”

• Larry McFeely [09:55]: “A study in the journal Circulation found doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders for your health.”

• Brady Bogen [19:42]: “In order to have this work you have to have a 100,000 equals 100,000 in order to make anything.”

• Larry McFeely [14:03]: “The New York Post says there's a shortage of cousins.”

• Brady Bogen [32:25]: “If you take two wieners at once, don't blame the guys doing it. I blame it on the alcohol.”

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona weaves through a variety of topics ranging from local events and advertisements to broader societal issues and viral news stories. The hosts maintain a humorous and engaging tone, blending informative discussions with light-hearted banter. Notably, the episode touches on contemporary concerns such as declining birth rates, the cost of living in different cities, and controversial media stories, all while promoting local businesses and services. Listeners are treated to a dynamic mix of entertainment, information, and spirited debates, characteristic of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Bogan]

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[Brady]

Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com cruising right through, getting ready for the Easter keg. Don't forget tomorrow. That's the big one. Tomorrow is Brett's. Brett's first out Action Ride Shop. We can get there about seven, roll through till, you know, whenever we solve the problem and how it works. Every year is Brett has one of the kegs, a full size keg, empty and puts a lock on it. A bike lock, appropriately enough. Action Ride Shop probably has a couple of those. We put a code in there, we give you hints, try to guess that code. The person that unlocks the keg from whatever you lock it to wins it. Keg number one goes out the door and you don't have to hunt. You found it. It's roadkill.

[Larry McFeely]

Made it to the 9 o' clock hour last year, I think.

[Brady]

Yeah, we went pretty deep last year. It was a good one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, last year was good. I don't know what we're gonna do this year.

[Brady]

We'll find out. We'll figure something out. But that's tomorrow morning. And that's how it all starts off. And of course you'll have all the others. You're gonna have Offspring tickets tomorrow too. You fest tickets? Yeah, I am. Oh yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

All right.

[Brady]

You're loaded for bear tomorrow.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody tells me anything.

[Brady]

Yeah, I just show up here, I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Like, all right, fine.

[Brady]

I just found out. I read it and found out as we go.

[John Holmberg]

Kristen will be there helping me out, so.

[Brady]

Kristen?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, not the other one. No, no, not the quitter.

[John Holmberg]

Not sales. No.

[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Wednesday morning, remember?

[Brady]

Do you remember? Listen to him waxing nostalgic about wings day. Do you remember that?

[Larry McFeely]

I remember.

[John Holmberg]

Let me tip one out.

[Brady]

Yeah, tip it out for our port our wings days.

[John Holmberg]

You can still celebrate it. Well, here's what doesn't have to end.

[Brady]

You can celebrate.

[Larry McFeely]

You can.

[Brady]

They don't have to sponsor your Brady Report for you, but now, now you're pulling a full on emailer move. We're not sponsored. It's gonna be tough to get those free wings.

[Larry McFeely]

It's wear pajamas to work day. It's pajamas if you haven't left.

[Brady]

I do it every day.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're in your car, turn around.

[Brady]

Yeah, heck, I home.

[Larry McFeely]

Put your pajamas on it.

[Brady]

I barely. I barely go anywhere without wearing PJs at this point. I like that you call them pajamas. It's classier. I do the hillbilly pajamas.

[Larry McFeely]

Couple of baseless fun facts. Bluetooth is named after the 10th century Scandinavian king Harald Bluetooth.

[Brady]

Because he could hear everything.

[Larry McFeely]

He united the Danish tribes into one kingdom. So when Bluetooth technology was invented they picked that name because it unified the way machines communicated.

[Brady]

Oh, well, he brought people who couldn't communicate together, and that's what this did. So they called it Bluetooth. They were going to figure out a way to shoehorn that dude's name into something.

[Larry McFeely]

There have been proposals made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with themes including the Titanic.

[Brady]

Solid.

[Larry McFeely]

The Moon.

[Brady]

Cool.

[Larry McFeely]

The wwe. Little hillbilly playboy. London, San Francisco, the Caribbean. And none of them were approved or happened. Ran out of money.

[Brady]

I think they should do the Hotel Vegas and go full original old hotels. It's nostalgic enough now that you can just build an entire resort, like a retro resort. Each little space is, you know, the old Dunes, the old frontier.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Brady]

It would be really cool. And instead of going to Fremont street, which is just filled with the worst members of society ever, you actually have a beautiful resort. And all the rooms are updated to what they used to look like. So you can stay in the Sahara. You could stay, you know, at the old Hilton, at the old mgm. The Flamingos. Gone now. So all the ones that are in there. Yeah. The Desert Inn, the Thunderbird, the Stardust. They're all in there.

[Larry McFeely]

Most of the static you hear on a radio is caused by the radiation field around Jupiter.

[Brady]

But going back to that. Sorry, Brady. They did just open Vegas World. Vegas Resorts World. And I don't. I. I didn't go. You were there.

[John Holmberg]

No, Toledo was there.

[Brady]

Toledo was there. I don't think they celebrate old Vegas the way they should.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't think so.

[Brady]

Old Vegas is so cool. So cool.

[John Holmberg]

Except Fremont.

[Brady]

Well, that's real old Vegas. I'm talking about the idea of it. Not the actual.

[John Holmberg]

Cortez.

[Brady]

No, the nugget. You walk in, you go, whoop, ceilings are too low. I feel like I'm getting attacked. And then you leave. But, yeah, you go into, like, real old stuff and make it count. Take away the smoke, stink and all the aging.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Now, don't have those cocktail waitresses that have been there since the Nixon administration.

[John Holmberg]

Cigars, Cigarettes.

[Brady]

Cigars. I don't think you're allowed to sell that.

[Larry McFeely]

Pog's got their name from a Hawaiian brand of juice called POG Juice, where POG stood for pineapple, orange, guava and Pogs the toys. Yeah.

[Brady]

That'S timely.

[Larry McFeely]

Researchers in Japan found a way to wake up feeling less groggy and more alert. When we let a little more sun. Exactly 20 minutes before our alarm goes off. You allow some sun or light to.

[Brady]

Come in Lazy bastards. Getting up after the sun comes up.

[Larry McFeely]

So opening your curtains after you wake up doesn't do it unless you're waking up right after the dawn then leaving them open all night. So they're saying put in a automated thing that costs basically between 150 and 200. That will set the alarm. It'll automatically pull you or pull this like something.

[Kristen]

All pro shades.

[Brady]

Yeah, I was going to say all pro shades can probably fire that up for you by the way we have in there.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Brady]

Yeah. Nice job you upkeep. Evidently Brady needs something. Worst invention and worst purchase other than the Margaritaville mixer that I ever bought was what was a gift actually was the rise with the sun alarm clock. And it simulated a sunrise.

[Kristen]

That's the one that slowly.

[Brady]

It was.

[Larry McFeely]

My phone will do it on my alarm.

[Brady]

Yeah. But this would like illuminate the room. And it was this bubble clock with this kind of. And it was, it was sort of neat looking. But at. You know, when you set the alarm it would say how soon before this do you want the sun to come up? And so it. Like in a dark room you could have like this gradual light slowly. But it, it would piss you off because like you couldn't hit snooze.

[Larry McFeely]

These.

[Brady]

Yeah, those are really nice versions. This was, this was older but yeah, it was shaped like that and it would. But those have like different colors and they're. You try to turn it off and it's like no, that sun ain't stopping. Like you got 15 to 20 minutes for this. This tanning bed turns in. It like starts to heat your room up.

[Larry McFeely]

The study found those clocks that you're talking about. The sunrise alarm clocks. Awful that use the artificial light don't work as well. Natural sunlight is best.

[Brady]

Use my method. Stay up all night to the best of your abilities. Go to work, finish it off, go home, go right to sleep. Go to bed when you're tired, wake up when you're not tired. It's. It's changed my life.

[John Holmberg]

You remember those alarm clocks that were baseballs that you had. You had to throw to turn it off.

[Brady]

I had one of those too.

[John Holmberg]

They were great until I knocked a model car off my dresser when I was a kid.

[Brady]

Oh, you whip it around, you end up breaking something. You can't throw a clock.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brady]

In the house. That was a great idea.

[John Holmberg]

First.

[Brady]

Don't.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh no.

[Brady]

Anyway, you can't throw a clock in the house without breaking something.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, go ahead.

[Brady]

He's thinking about it. Oh, it's in there.

[Larry McFeely]

A Study.

[Brady]

Look at that. Oh my God. Maybe we should all take a lap real quick.

[Larry McFeely]

A study in the journal Circulation found doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders for your health. Researchers tracked the movements of 24,000 adults for about a week. None of them were people who got regular exercise. The ones who did minor tasks briefly or briskly saw major health benefits years later. For some, their heart attack and stroke risks was half what was. People are just going through the regular motions.

[Brady]

So people who worked a little less.

[Larry McFeely]

Minor stuff include like speed, vacuuming the rug or walking faster when you take out the trash. They found that even five minutes of rushing per day made a difference. The idea is just makes you healthier.

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Life could live forever.

[Brady]

Hold on a second. Getting up and moving around briskly is.

[Larry McFeely]

Healthier after five minutes.

[Brady]

Imagine what a study this is. This is like that one that when you ejaculate, you go to sleep. What a scientific eye opening experience. If you get up, up and move around briskly, suddenly your heart beats better. Unbelievable. Science is on to something here. You mean sedentary, seated, not moving around too much. Lifestyles aren't as healthy as the ones where you get up and do something.

[Larry McFeely]

Basically saying if you don't have a bow flex at home or something that you can work out.

[Brady]

No, it does not say that. The opposite. Don't do it. You're going to kill someone.

[Larry McFeely]

No. That's what you're saying.

[Brady]

No, absolutely. That's saying in lieu of full exercise, rush vacuum for five minutes and you'll be as healthy as a WHO horse. That's not as healthy as a horse.

[Larry McFeely]

But it cuts down it.

[Brady]

Compared to what? Heart attack and stroke risk compared to not doing anything?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's.

[Brady]

Look, it's, it's. That's just stupid.

[Kristen]

I appreciate what you're trying to do.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're trying to take lazy people and say you can take no times vacuum for a couple seconds. Your heart's as healthy as anybody who looks good.

[Kristen]

You're giving a lot of husbands.

[Larry McFeely]

They might not even be doing that.

[Brady]

That's our point. To be sedentary and lazy isn't as healthy as just get up for five minutes. That's basically where we are with the American health plan. Can you get up and do something for five minutes that'll be better than what you're doing? You're costing us a fortune. Pigs, morning sickness.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to mmpguns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady]

No, it is not the replacement for a bow flip five minute vacuuming.

[Larry McFeely]

No. But that's the excuse. I don't know if you. I'm not doing anything.

[Brady]

Look.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

Or just make your wife. Or that there's a wife. Should be much healthier. By the by, if you sweat while you vacuum, you're dying. That is not hard work.

[Larry McFeely]

Remember the great toilet paper shortage of 2020?

[Brady]

Do I ever.

[Larry McFeely]

Or the.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Shortage of 2022.

[Brady]

Didn't care.

[Kristen]

But I remember we felt pretty good when we got a 12 pack.

[Brady]

You get a nice garage. Had a couple of stacks just in case.

[Kristen]

Found them on at the right time. And when they stocked it.

[Larry McFeely]

The New York Post says there's a shortage of cousins.

[Brady]

What?

[Larry McFeely]

Birth rates have been declining. The idea is apparently going viral because tick tock person of female millennials are talking about they don't have the cousins that they're.

[Brady]

Huh.

[Larry McFeely]

They're basically saying millennial parents are not having as many kids as they were when they were growing up.

[Brady]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

There's an actual data that shows declining birth rates. The idea. Apparently he's going viral because of a tick tock where a female millennial talks about the issue. She says that when she and everyone that she knows was growing up there are Countless amounts of cousins. Now her kids have kids. Cousins on one side, two cousins on one side and three on the other. It's just so different now.

[Brady]

But wouldn't it also mean there's less brothers and sisters?

[Kristen]

Yeah, exactly.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

There's less everything.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why just focus on cousins?

[Kristen]

Because it's affecting Braden.

[John Holmberg]

She's an idiot.

[Brady]

She's an idiot.

[John Holmberg]

I've noticed.

[Brady]

I have less cousins than other people.

[Kristen]

What will Braden do?

[Brady]

Right.

[Kristen]

You'll have to be involved.

[Brady]

Braden. Kaden. Jaden. Where are our cousins?

[John Holmberg]

Just buy him another iPad, and that's all you need to do.

[Brady]

So get them to vacuum for five minutes a day, and they'll turn into Schwarzenegger.

[Larry McFeely]

Speed vacuuming.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. Don't. Don't dilly dally. Be a good woman.

[John Holmberg]

Speed vacuum.

[Larry McFeely]

Not a standard.

[Brady]

Hurry.

[John Holmberg]

I'm getting with you.

[Brady]

Hurry up.

[Larry McFeely]

Standards suck.

[Brady]

Get back to the couch a couple minutes and then that. You've done enough. Don't blow up.

[John Holmberg]

Literally.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Be trash dumping.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Garbage can.

[Brady]

That couch isn't gonna, you know, just sit there empty its whole life. You have to get on it. Run that trash out there, and then don't forget to grab, like, a snack. You've earned it. And then get back on that couch.

[John Holmberg]

And bring me a beer.

[Brady]

Yeah, get me a beer while you're at it.

[John Holmberg]

Gonna walk past the fridge anyway.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're doing it. Sprint.

[Brady]

Yes. And if. And if you. And if you notice. If you notice your house shaking, your neighbor's taking out the trash. America is loaded full of fat. There's gonna be more heart attacks based on that stupid thing of these chunks. Getting off the couch for two minutes for the first time ever, peeling themselves off of their lazy Boy to go. Run, Trick. Run the trash to the bed.

[Kristen]

What happened to your wife, Bill?

[Brady]

She dropped dead doing a choreography. Yeah. You saw her. She was a mountain. Brady told her that she should run the trash out once, and her heart blew up.

[Kristen]

She sprinted.

[Brady]

She tried. I guess that's what you'd call it. Look more like that rock chasing Indiana Jones.

[Larry McFeely]

But a new spring cleaning poll found that if you haven't converted your garage into an Airbnb yet, there's a good chance it's full of junk. 31% of Americans say their garage at least half filled with clutter. That includes 9% who said it's so full they can't even park in it. 24% said their garage is clutter free. 23% said about a quarter full. The remaining 23 said they don't Have a garage.

[Brady]

Why are they even.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Larry McFeely]

The poll found we also use a significant portion of our home for storage. At least 100 square feet for most of us. One in five say they need 500 square feet.

[Brady]

Yikes.

[Larry McFeely]

Which is around the size of a two car garage. If we cleaned everything out, the top things we'd use our extra space for our hobbies. A guest bedroom, home gym.

[John Holmberg]

But that's usually what that storage is. The old hobbies that you never get around to. I'm gonna get to that.

[Brady]

Yeah. The dust collectors.

[Larry McFeely]

They did a little research on saying what a hundred thousand dollar salary will get you in various cities. The comparison. What's that worth in New York? Nothing around a $30,000 job year.

[Brady]

Huh.

[Larry McFeely]

Basically a hundred thousand dollars in New.

[Brady]

York equal to $30,000.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And of Phoenix it's worth about $77,000.

[John Holmberg]

Compared to what?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, compared to who's The San Francisco $42,000.

[Brady]

Who's at zero.

[Larry McFeely]

The expense of living.

[Brady]

Yeah but I guess who's. Yeah. What are we comparing it to? Because a hundred thousand dollars in Phoenix is. A hundred thousand dollars.

[Larry McFeely]

How far it goes depending on where you live compared to earning a hundred thousand dollars places the individual tax filer at the upper limit at 22% tax bracket.

[Brady]

Yeah but that's. It's got to have a baseline of something to comp it to the cost.

[Larry McFeely]

Of living in those cities.

[Brady]

We understand that. Where is the hundred thousand dollars? 100,000. You can't have statistics without.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Where it's worth exactly 100,000. Brett's. He's about to start swinging. You see what we're saying?

[Larry McFeely]

The top 20 cities where they're saying that there are. It is not the most expensive.

[Brady]

No, we're not asking that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What's the. In order to have this work you have to have a 100000 equals 100000 in order to make anything.

[Larry McFeely]

What are they basing that off?

[Brady]

Yes. The baseline. Yeah.

[Kristen]

Which city is a thousand dollars?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm looking right now. 89000 is in very close. Oklahoma and Texas higher BR. It doesn't give the $100,000 city.

[Kristen]

So it's a flawed study.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's Izzy doing?

[Brady]

Yeah. Let's go over and see if Izzy can figure this out.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. It's. What is the base city of a hundred thousand dollars? That's a great question.

[Brady]

Really is.

[Kristen]

I love it when things wash over you.

[Brady]

It's just a learning curve. With Brady Bogan it might be. It might be what?

[Larry McFeely]

But it's probably covered by that ad.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, There's a big ready to remodel ad over the top of the story. So he skipped a really crucial part because he printed the ad. That makes tons of sense. There it is. It's got to be above that, you little gem.

[Larry McFeely]

If I were to guess.

[Brady]

Throw one out there. We're. We're 100 grand.

[Larry McFeely]

Laramie, I think, Or Indiana, maybe. Somewhere in India.

[Brady]

Why. Why are you throwing this at me? Why are you just Ohio and randomly.

[Larry McFeely]

Cost of living.

[John Holmberg]

He's going hillbilly states.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's going where I live.

[Kristen]

Bigot. Brett left.

[John Holmberg]

Did you find it?

[Larry McFeely]

No, because he's not 89,000.

[Brady]

Look, 89,000 is the one. He can read like he printed an ad over the top of the story, and he acted like it was just go to the site and find it.

[Larry McFeely]

In Kalamazoo, Michigan, this dude got in trouble because his girlfriend. He's 19 years old. His girlfriend went on a cruise with her family, and he had to stay back and watch the pets. So he's a little upset he didn't get to go on the cruise. And his girlfriend. The family did. Why would you get the invite? Regardless, he called in a bomb threat on the ship.

[Brady]

Oh. Oh, geez. That's taking it to the next level.

[Larry McFeely]

He just got sentenced to a year in prison.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's not good. Just because you didn't get your way. Don't fake explode stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's get to some pretty videos. First one is gymnastics Mess up on the unparalleled bars.

[Brady]

The uneven bars.

[Larry McFeely]

Uneven bars.

[Kristen]

Also unparalleled.

[Brady]

They are not. They are unparalleled.

[Kristen]

Well, no, they're parallel. Yeah.

[Brady]

Came to work one day and suddenly kaboom. Suddenly kaboom. By the way, someone not much better than when ESPN does girls college gymnastics somewhere in February and March, because it's all the girls that aren't going to the Olympics because they don't have the dietary discipline that the ones who do go to the Olympics have. So they're thick. Those outfits stand no chance against a thick ass, let me tell you that. Before you know it, you're looking at B holes and prostates. I don't even know what they don't have. What they do have, you're seeing in there at Colons.

[Kristen]

And thank you, Livy Dunn, for showing them how to make their money, too.

[Brady]

And I bring up prostates because some of them are men. Now. You have to sue Maine to make that stop.

[Larry McFeely]

Next one's a little life of a Stuntman. Okay, it goes through some stuff. That's all right. Some stunts aren't so easy.

[Brady]

He's jumping off second floor and dropping down into a flower bed.

[Larry McFeely]

And it hits pretty hard.

[Brady]

Hit it hard.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

There's a. Oh, the flower. Oh, you think he's hit his head on the outside of the flower, but they have a cushion inside of. You can hear it. But I think his head hits the side. That's definitely not. He landed on his head. Ouch. That's just bad stunt Manning.

[Larry McFeely]

Next one's kids getting hurt. Little kid on a razor scooter.

[Brady]

He's jumping from one level to the next on a razor, face down. That's great stuff. He doesn't even come close to making that jump. He's terrible at it. That's how you learn, son, that you're.

[Larry McFeely]

Bad at stuff through failure. Next is a dude parkour. Hot dogging, trying to impress everyone.

[Brady]

Double backflip. Jumps up, grabs a high bar, starts to swing. Oh, and he tries to do a backflip off it and he bangs into it and breaks his arm on the ground. That's pretty good parkour. And I'll tell you what that is up until that last. And again, the reason we watch Parkour is for mistakes. It's like tightrope walking. Nobody wants to see success. You want to watch the guy eat it. Morning sickness.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best and selection.

[Doug Hopkins]

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[Brady]

It's John Holmberg here. Time to talk about TV's Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughotkins dot com, TV's Doug Hopkins. He has built and established his brand and company in a way that just has no competition. Doug's been here for a long time. He set the Standard for over 25 years, and he just keeps getting better. And that said, if you want to sell your house for cash to Doug as is, he'll make you that offer. Start the process online. Doug Hopkins. Or listen to the Doug Hopkins singers. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

Last one's up. Two guys. One guy goes under a train and gets haft.

[Brady]

Okay, so it's really only about one guy here.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, his buddy pulls him out.

[Brady]

Well, sure. Somebody's got to. We're by the train. The train has stopped. They're just cutting between two cars up. Train starts going. Guys in between. They're always in a pickle as friends down. Oh, oh, oh. Those are six giant train steel wheels. And then his friend does. Oh, my Lord. That's the end of that.

[Kristen]

Did he just ring out his hands?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I don't know if he rang him out. He's just like.

[Brady]

He shook him down. Get some intestine off of you.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[Brady]

Yowzers.

[Larry McFeely]

Ended on an upbeat note.

[Kristen]

Don't.

[Brady]

Said in Brady's defense, I just watched a thing. And they didn't give a baseline for the hundred grand either. They just said what a hundred thousand is worth in these other cities. Said, unless I missed it.

[John Holmberg]

So ads over his.

[Brady]

You have to have a baseline for that to be a thing to make sense.

[Kristen]

God damn it, John. I'm both mad and then hopeful because the Brady report is the only news report that I have to do my own research, right? So I'm learning, but God damn it, it pisses me off.

[Brady]

Good for your heart to get up and briskly research some of Brady's story.

[Kristen]

Run to the laptop.

[Brady]

Put that Bowflex down. That's a lot of work. Run to the laptop. I mean, like, quick run to the Dyson fly. No, no, no. We're done with that. You run to the laptop and you grab the computer and you research some of Brady's stories. I know you need your house vacuum, but we'll get to that in a minute. You can't do two things at once, Brady. Your lungs will fall out.

[Larry McFeely]

Hold on.

[Kristen]

John, quick. Ask Brady how many flavors of Twinkies there are.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, no. You're gonna get, not only that, how it's made, where the factory is. Todd, the guy that walks you around there, he's good people. He'll get you a discount if you mention Brady.

[Kristen]

Another one might be the same guy. What's $100,000 of Twinkies get you?

[Brady]

Yeah. How much is the value? Comped to another time? I always ask when I watch those old game shows. Somebody, some girl won 6, 500 bucks in 1973 on an old match game. So I hit the phone and I'm like, what was $6,500 worth in 1973 compared to today?

[Kristen]

25K.

[Brady]

$44,000 at the buying power of 44 grand. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Bert, what do you got on the videos?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start this one here. Some thermal chemistry. Image of videos from the San Diego Police Department. So watch this.

[H]

Getting ready to bail.

[Brady]

Oh, wait, we got no video.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

Hold that thought. I love the thermal cam. The helicopter gets down and hits the.

[Larry McFeely]

Heat, follows the purse.

[Brady]

Oh, it's the best. Find them in, like, cars. They see what they're hiding. He's running down the street.

[H]

Cars rolling. We're gonna stick with guys. Hot stop. That guy, the car, the driver.

[Byron]

Hot stop.

[Brady]

Oh, here comes a car to chase the running guy. He's behind the house.

[H]

Now he's running through the house. Jumping the fence, through the shotgun. Threw something out. Grabbing the shotgun. Don't go over that fence. Don't go over that fence. Grab the shotgun again. Okay, he's running westbound through the yard, going to the back. He is armed. Stay there. Hold your position. K9 unit, end of the street. He's at the northeast corner, the northwest corner of that house.

[Brady]

Full shotgun in hand, wearing a blue.

[H]

Shirt, dark colored pants.

[Brady]

Well, they're gonna end him. Oh, he did himself.

[H]

Abel. He just killed it.

[Brady]

Did he ever. It's like Chinese fireworks in the backyard. Oh, there's. There's little glowing heat chunks everywhere. Look at the splatter. And tip our cap to the boys in blue. Well done, gentlemen.

[Larry McFeely]

San Diego.

[Brady]

One less bad guy. I like that a lot. That's how Ray Carruth got caught.

[John Holmberg]

Lemonade, anyone?

[Brady]

Oh, no, not like this. Oh, God. There's a guy with a. He's doing something to a woman's Butt filling her up. He's Mormon. Oh, he's peeing in her, isn't he?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We gotcha. We got you, sister. Whoa. Oh, and then he gets a champagne glass. Come on. He peed in her bottom. And as her bottom leaked it all back out. Chunks of other stuff are coming with. Oh, humanity is over. Oh, come on now, taste it. It's a glass. Oh, don't. Oh, thank God they don't show that.

[Larry McFeely]

The shelves in the back are impressive.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, you gotta decorate. Yeah, it's the Billy shelves from Ikea.

[Larry McFeely]

Or whatever they are.

[Brady]

Chip and Joanna have a new thing they're doing on Magnolia. They're decorating all the shelves with giant colorful dildos. That's two girls, a guy in one cup. Yeah, and I'd rather watch the other one.

[Larry McFeely]

I think there's an olive in that glass too.

[Brady]

Oh, that was an olive oil. What would you rather do? Take a sip of that glass or go after the two girls? 1 cup ice cream cone. Oof.

[Larry McFeely]

The glass.

[Brady]

You take a sip of that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, probably.

[Brady]

Nah, I think I go for the cup just because it's a bite and you're done.

[John Holmberg]

And this.

[Brady]

You're eating the same thing.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And this one is. You may recognize guy. He's a boxer. I guess his gay porn tapes leaked out.

[Brady]

Oh boy. It's not Oscar De La Hoya again, is it?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Week ago, professional Philly boxer Yusuf Mack's story exploded in the media. The 35 year old father of 10 claimed he was drugged and forced into doing gay porn. I can't. I can't explain. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Cause no. Oh my God.

[Brady]

Oh my God. You got to have all the drugs in the world. Wow. He has two wieners in his mouth at once. You have got to be.

[Kristen]

Oh, wow.

[Brady]

Completely fooled for a while into that. He looks pretty up to it.

[Larry McFeely]

What's the tattoo on the shoulder?

[Brady]

Well, it doesn't really matter. That's not what we're looking at here. Brady, we're not judging him for that decision.

[John Holmberg]

The only time I touch a man's room in the ring fighting, and then he's on tmz.

[Brady]

Wow. This is him. It was going to be with women. That there was a naked woman in there.

[Kristen]

Saw a naked women in the room.

[Brady]

And then someone gave you a pill and a.

[Kristen]

And a shot of vodka and that's.

[Brady]

The last thing you remember? I can't. I can't explain. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter. Right. Look, I've had. I've had vodka and. Yeesh. And you can. Oh man. There's a lot of coherence with this. With this drug compliance, I think is what you're. Well, no, he's coherent. He's aware of what he's doing.

[Larry McFeely]

He's telling me his pill does wonders.

[Brady]

Again. I've Adderall, I've had vodka, I've had. I don't know what else. I'm not a big druggie. Boners are hard to come by when you got too much vodka going through your system. Especially if you're not gay. I mean, yeah, there isn't enough alcohol in the world to keep me making tummy puddles on a couple of fellas and then claiming I didn't remember it. Boy, that video had to be shocking if it's true. If he doesn't remember that, somebody goes, hey, you said remember Friday? No, not really. What'd we do? Oh boy. But kudos to him if that's his first try.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you're like, go ahead, stuff another one in my mouth. There are some women out there who are actually really good at one and they're still not up for like, give me another one. He's like the. The red panda of wieners. I can take on a ton. Bouncing him off his head and jumping. Let's take another look at that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, hang on. Pull it back up.

[Brady]

The full news story. Come on. I gotta see it again. That's too funny. And I wish the news had covered it this exact same way. Now that you know it's even funny. When the music starts, that's when you see this professional boxer getting pummeled about the face with both a left and a right. It's so good. And then to go on TMZ and go, I don't remember it. Just stay quiet. It's a legal matter. Just stay quiet and never talk about it with anyone on tv. Don't defend yourself. Hope it goes away. But now jackasses like us have found out about it because you decided week ago professional Philly boxer Yousef Mack's story exploded in the media. The 35 year old father of 10 claimed he was drugged and forced into doing gay porn. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter right now. Cause you know that your kidd want to suc. You know what's great in his bio? It's the first time he's super proud to say I'm a father of ten. See I ain't gay. I got ten children. Yusuf, Mack. And by the way, if you're a 35 year old boxer I've never heard of, you're not a boxer by trade. You do something else, obviously. Oh, yeah. Only time I touch a man is when I'm in the ring fighting. All my real friends who really know me know I like families. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That is two wings. I'll tell you this. That is the first time any boxer in the history of the sport has screamed out, these are all my kids.

[Larry McFeely]

That's an. Oh, that's May 3rd of. I don't know, but it says OB.

[Brady]

Now he says openly gay boxer. Yousef Mac beats up on my guy.

[Larry McFeely]

For using a Slurpee.

[Brady]

Now he's open. Well, look, he's open right here. Wow. That. Look at the camera, Brady. Look at that. Or the tv.

[Larry McFeely]

That's.

[Brady]

That's an open gay.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's.

[Kristen]

Yeah, yeah, he's comfortable.

[Brady]

He was. He might have been closed for business before, but right here I'm looking at a very open gay. If your hands are behind your head and there's a fellow moving your balls out of the way, you're openly gay. Start right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[Brady]

I'm not against it for you. I'm just saying. Oh, but the Phillies have to be thrilled. He won't stop wandering around in their gear. Got a nice, nice hit on TMZ today. Some boxer. I didn't hear what he was saying, but he was on there with all our Philly gear, which was great.

[John Holmberg]

He'll throw out the first pitch.

[Brady]

Oh, he'll throw it out.

[John Holmberg]

Get hit with batteries.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. 85 miles an hour. How did he do it? Didn't even use his hands. Yeah, you're 35 and you're a boxer nobody's heard of. You're. You're not a boxer. You're in the boxing world.

[Larry McFeely]

But since his last fight of his official boxing career was in 2014. October 25th.

[Brady]

Seen a fight since?

[Kristen]

Yeah, he's taken on another battle.

[Brady]

I saw him work in the bag. He must be training again. I think he's back in the gym anyway. Hilarious. It's 8. 25. There you go. Look, if you take two wieners at once, don't blame the guys doing it. I blame it on the alcohol. Yeah. No, when you reach for the second one, it's no longer.

[John Holmberg]

You'll give them the first one, but the second one.

[Brady]

Twinkies, you know, sure, maybe you got a problem, but when you reach for the second one, you can't blame Hostess. It's your fault. At a certain point, I've never once said, man, I had so much vodka, I can't imagine how many wieners I was holding by the end of the night. It's never happened. I still have my wits about me and if I ever am in a video where that's going on, it's because of drugs and alcohol. You're not gonna see me smiling with my eyes open. I'm pretty much corpse in that thing. I'm gonna Nathan Sutherland's girlfriend that program. Wow, what a great video that is. There goes your Brady Report. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, he said fully ere.

[Kristen]

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[Brady]

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