Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode Summary: April 16, 2025
Host/Author: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Larry McFeely, Kristen
Release Date: April 16, 2025
1. Introduction and Upcoming Easter Keg Event
The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing the highly anticipated Easter Keg event organized by Brett. Brady enthusiastically outlines the event details, highlighting its significance and the fun activities planned.
- Brady Bogen [01:13]: “Still streaming Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com cruising right through, getting ready for the Easter keg. Don’t forget tomorrow. That's the big one.”
John Holmberg and Larry McFeely reflect on last year’s successful event, expressing excitement and curiosity about what this year holds.
- John Holmberg [02:09]: “Yeah, last year was good. I don't know what we're gonna do this year.”
2. Vegas Casino Theme Proposals
A major segment delves into various proposals for themed casinos in Las Vegas. The hosts critique past proposals and brainstorm nostalgic, retro-themed resorts that capture the essence of Old Vegas without the associated drawbacks.
- Larry McFeely [05:07]: “Proposals made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with themes including the Titanic, the Moon, WWE, Little Hillbilly Playboy, London, San Francisco, the Caribbean. And none of them were approved or happened. Ran out of money.”
Brady suggests a comprehensive retro resort concept:
- Brady Bogen [05:24]: “I think they should do the Hotel Vegas and go full original old hotels. It’s nostalgic enough now that you can just build an entire resort, like a retro resort. Each little space is, you know, the old Dunes, the old Frontier.”
3. Sunrise Alarm Clocks and AllPro Shade Concepts
Brady introduces AllPro Shade Concepts through an advertisement segment, linking it to a study on how simulated sunlight can improve wakefulness.
- Brady Bogen [02:30]: “It's Arizona's best patio shades. These shades are amazing. And they'll install them right there at your house. No subcontractors. It's all in-house.”
The hosts debate the effectiveness of sunrise alarm clocks versus natural sunlight exposure:
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Larry McFeely [07:09]: “Researchers in Japan found a way to wake up feeling less groggy and more alert. When we let a little more sun. Exactly 20 minutes before our alarm goes off.”
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Brady Bogen [07:26]: “Use my method. Stay up all night to the best of your abilities. Go to work, finish it off, go home, go right to sleep.”
4. Health Benefits of Doing Random Chores Quickly
Larry shares a study from the Journal Circulation suggesting that performing random chores briskly can significantly reduce health risks.
- Larry McFeely [09:55]: “A study in the journal Circulation found doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders for your health.”
The conversation humorously critiques the study’s implications and its take on sedentary lifestyles.
- Brady Bogen [10:47]: “Imagine what a study this is. This is like that one that when you ejaculate, you go to sleep. What a scientific eye-opening experience.”
5. Garage Clutter and Home Storage Poll
A poll reveals that a significant portion of Americans struggle with garage clutter, leading to discussions on optimal home storage solutions.
- Larry McFeely [16:00]: “A new spring cleaning poll found that if you haven't converted your garage into an Airbnb yet, there's a good chance it's full of junk. 31% of Americans say their garage at least half filled with clutter.”
The hosts explore the potential uses for cleaned garage space, such as hobbies or home gyms.
- Larry McFeely [17:43]: “One in five say they need 500 square feet. Which is around the size of a two-car garage. If we cleaned everything out, the top things we'd use our extra space for our hobbies. A guest bedroom, home gym.”
6. Study on the Value of a $100k Salary in Different Cities
Larry presents a study analyzing how far a $100,000 salary stretches across various cities, sparking a critical discussion on the study’s methodology and baselines.
- Larry McFeely [18:08]: “They did a little research on saying what a hundred thousand dollar salary will get you in various cities. The comparison. What's that worth in New York? Nothing around a $30,000 job year.”
Brady questions the validity of the study due to the absence of a clear baseline.
- Brady Bogen [19:42]: “The top 20 cities where they're saying that there are. It is not the most expensive. No, we're not asking that. What's the... In order to have this work you have to have a 100,000 equals 100,000 in order to make anything.”
7. Coming Cousin Shortage Due to Declining Birth Rates
The hosts address a New York Post report on the declining birth rates leading to a “cousin shortage,” particularly affecting millennial families.
- Larry McFeely [14:03]: “The New York Post says there's a shortage of cousins. Birth rates have been declining. The idea is apparently going viral because TikTok person of female millennials are talking about they don't have the cousins that they're...”
The discussion humorously touches on the broader implications for family structures.
- Brady Bogen [15:20]: “Braden. Kaden. Jaden. Where are our cousins?”
8. Viral News Stories and Video Highlights
The episode features a series of viral video segments, including gymnastics mishaps, stunt failures, and parkour accidents. The hosts provide humorous commentary and reactions to each clip.
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Brady Bogen [22:35]: “The uneven bars. They are not. They are unparalleled.”
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Larry McFeely [24:29]: “Next one's a little life of a stuntman. Okay, it goes through some stuff. That's all right. Some stunts aren't so easy.”
9. Controversial News: Boxer Yusuf Mack’s Legal Issues
A significant portion of the episode discusses the sensational story of professional boxer Yusuf Mack, who claims to have been coerced into performing in gay pornography.
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John Holmberg [32:11]: “And this one is. You may recognize guy. He's a boxer. I guess his gay porn tapes leaked out.”
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Brady Bogen [32:25]: “If you take two wieners at once, don't blame the guys doing it. I blame it on the alcohol.”
The hosts critique and mock the situation, blending humor with controversial topics, which may not resonate well with all listeners.
- Brady Bogen [36:53]: “He was. He might have been closed for business before, but right here I'm looking at a very open gay. If your hands are behind your head and there's a fellow moving your balls out of the way, you're openly gay.”
10. Closing Remarks and Final Advertisements
The episode wraps up with final promotional segments, including advertisements for FanDuel and CMC Steel Arizona, alongside humorous banter about ongoing topics.
- Brady Bogen [38:58]: “It sticks a little for FanDuel, America's number one sports book right now. With FanDuel you can make the smarter play with performance trends...”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Brady Bogen [01:13]: “Still streaming Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com cruising right through, getting ready for the Easter keg.”
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Larry McFeely [05:07]: “Proposals made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with themes including the Titanic, the Moon… none of them were approved or happened.”
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Brady Bogen [07:26]: “Use my method. Stay up all night to the best of your abilities. Go to work, finish it off, go home, go right to sleep.”
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Larry McFeely [09:55]: “A study in the journal Circulation found doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders for your health.”
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Brady Bogen [19:42]: “In order to have this work you have to have a 100,000 equals 100,000 in order to make anything.”
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Larry McFeely [14:03]: “The New York Post says there's a shortage of cousins.”
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Brady Bogen [32:25]: “If you take two wieners at once, don't blame the guys doing it. I blame it on the alcohol.”
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona weaves through a variety of topics ranging from local events and advertisements to broader societal issues and viral news stories. The hosts maintain a humorous and engaging tone, blending informative discussions with light-hearted banter. Notably, the episode touches on contemporary concerns such as declining birth rates, the cost of living in different cities, and controversial media stories, all while promoting local businesses and services. Listeners are treated to a dynamic mix of entertainment, information, and spirited debates, characteristic of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.