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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
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John Holmberg
No, Larry, if you have an extended.
Brady Bogan
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Brett Vesely
A whole lot more.
Brady Bogan
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John Holmberg
I checked the article again. I was like, is this. Did somebody post this from, you know.
Brady Bogan
A couple years ago, this Wink Martindale Jr yeah, I did the same thing. Yeah. Why are they telling us this? Old news, right? Yeah. Who knew? But yeah, Wink Martindale passed away. Game show legend.
Toledo
My grandfather logged some serious time with him.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Tic tac or Tic tac Toe. I meant jokes while I was still.
John Holmberg
The coolest name, though.
Brady Bogan
Oh, Wink Martin. Come on. Anyway. Come on, you name your kid Wink, you got something there. The kid's gonna be. There's no, like homeless people named Wink. My name's Wink. Can I have a few. But Wink. Come on, follow me. You're qualified to do something. You're a Wink. No homeless people named Jeeves, Rochester or Wink. You're just. It's just not a thing. You're predetermined. Preston.
Toledo
I was just down to the. What defensive coordinator in the NFL, they call him.
Brady Bogan
He's Wink Martindale. Yeah, he's Wink. But yeah, you pull the word Wink out and people like, yeah. And you're tough enough to be named Wink because, you know, it's so easy as a kid to change Wink into Twink, and the next thing you know, you're in fist fights all the time.
John Holmberg
But I'm sure he pulled some ass in his day, though.
Brady Bogan
I watch a lot of old game shows, a lot of old game shows, and I'm blown away at how confident all the old hosts were with the contestants. They, Gene Rayburn especially. He all of them. And so did Richard Dawson at Family Feud. And Richard Dawson from Family Feud married one of the contestants from Family Feud. She was hot, like 25 years younger than him. Pulled it off.
John Holmberg
Nice kill, kid.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Being a game show host back in the day was. You were kind of a star. Like, you pulled it off. You were a badass.
Toledo
Jack Barry was.
Brady Bogan
Oh, there were loads of them. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Who was. Who was Joker's Wild?
Brady Bogan
Joker's Wild was Jack Barry for a while. He did it for a while. That was the early days. And then. Damn it. He's a guy who hosts blockbusters. The one I watch all the time. Bill Cullen. Bill Cullen.
Brett Vesely
He's old.
Brady Bogan
He was. Old guy. Yeah, he was. He. I don't know. He might have pulled a lot of ass, but he was. He's a Pittsburgh guy. Bill Cullen was cool. Yeah. Being a game show host used to be the best.
Toledo
Chuck.
Brady Bogan
Wally Rollery. Can you imagine? In the ass he pulled backstage of those women who had just been humiliated. Talking about. Especially. I mean, Chuck Woolery's job on the Love Connection was basically to listen to a date unfold. And. I don't know, 30% of the time, the girl sitting on the couch and the guy on the TV who was in the next room, she liked the date and he hated her. So she'd go backstage. And Wooler, he's like, there's another one that's the vulnerable. Like, he. He. They were wounded like. Like, you know, little deer sipping out of a stream. And he was just this gigantic bear at the end to go in and go, hey, I can take care of you. I'm sorry. That guy was a jerk. I'm sure Woolery pulled tons of it. It was. It's an amazing kind of, like, connection to people still have tv. I think Roger Lodge was the last one that I thought, all right, this guy's. But he never got to meet the people he hosted. Blind Date.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And when that dude got. I mean, come on, it was. It was a better world when game shows were powerful, man.
Toledo
What was his co host.
Brady Bogan
He didn't have one. Blind Date was all by itself.
John Holmberg
Who's the crazy one from Gong Show?
Brady Bogan
Chuck Bear.
Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
That's what I'm talking about.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Chuck Barris. Yeah. If you watch the. Watch the George Clooney movie with Sam Rockwell about Chuck. Bears. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, it's. It's phenomenal.
John Holmberg
Really.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Toledo
They haven't debunked it.
Brady Bogan
No. Evidently, Chuck Barris may or may not have been a government agent assassin Hiding.
John Holmberg
Out as a game show host.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. With the COVID of the Gong show host. And a guy who invented. He invented another game show that needs to come back. This is how different times used to be. Chuck Barris. There was a show called Three of a Kind. And Three of a Kind was the Newlywed Game. And your husband's secretary at work. So it was you, your wife, the woman at work you're having sex with. Everyone was pretty much like, yeah, we know what goes on at the office. And then you did a Newlywed Game to see who knew the husband better. It's like, you can't believe it's happening. There's three or four contestants. They're all playing for a washer and dryer. And then, like, the mistress is playing for something else. They never say she's the mistress, but it's. It's assumed that, like, this is.
Toledo
Secretary knows him better.
Brady Bogan
She. Yeah. Oh, she knows him more than you do. I mean, come on. Are you even paying any attention? And to the guy, like, aren't you. Like, shouldn't you be paying more attention to your wife? This lady knows you up and down. You tell her all your secrets. And the questions weren't like, you know, if you were to buy a scarf for his wife, what color would it be? You know, it was like, his underwear is something. Like, she knew all about everything. And underpants. And then she'd have to scramble. I had to do his laundry one time. He spilled on his pants. Like, they'd always come up with a lie. And I'm like, this is amazing.
John Holmberg
Fruit of Balloon or Hanes?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. Which one does he prefer? And then, like this. He doesn't wear any underpants to work.
Toledo
What?
Brady Bogan
Who wears it when he leaves the house, it's like, oh, boy, here we go. And it was just. It was immediate drama.
John Holmberg
Real show.
Brady Bogan
It was a real show.
John Holmberg
What was it called again?
Brady Bogan
Three's a Kind, if I remember right. I think that's right. Or Three's a Crowd. Maybe Three something. Three something. But it was a. Yeah. Dating game show. Newlywed Game style. And it. It would. It would do amazing business. Now we have a. We have game shows now, like Temptation island, where it's like, you guys are in a relationship you're not sure is going to work. Let's put it to the test by putting you on an island with the girl that you're thinking about breaking up with. And people you've slept with or want to sleep, make you go on other dates to see how strong your relationship actually is. And it's just beautiful people having sex on a beach and then seeing if they like the person they showed up with.
Toledo
It's like that. There's been a couple of companies too that. Do you want to test your fiance where they women out to? Yeah, where they're going out with their friends.
Brady Bogan
It's the War of the Roses thing. You know who sent your roses and all that nonsense that's been going on forever. But yeah. This. This. There it is. Brett found it. You're a genius, man. Three's a crap. How did your husband complete this sentence? My wife's blanks are a little too chubby for my taste. Julie. Mistress. What do you think? Probably my legs. That's the wife legs.
John Holmberg
Of course it is.
Brady Bogan
And Bill said your thighs. Yes, that's part of your ugly ass legs. What is your secretary insanely hot secretary? Probably not. Yeah, the wife has to guess what the mistress said to tell her what you said was too ample.
Toledo
I told your buns were a little all there.
Brady Bogan
How about that? The mistress gets to tell the wife I think your ass a little thick. And use your imagination. Now I gotta have you tell me.
Toledo
Look at the secretary and Darren.
Brady Bogan
Oh, and the wives are always hideous. What you said? I said tush. I was nice. I think you've got a big ass too. It's just designed for a murder. When I took my clothes off to get into the shower, Wes said you're getting a little rounder than you were a while ago. So where the hips. The hips. And Wes told us it was. See the card? Wes?
Toledo
Sure enough.
Brady Bogan
You're cheap. Oh, oh. Rass too big. And he's got some old lady secretary. Ginger, tell her what you said. Ginger, I. Ginger said what? I got closer to the thighs than the cheeks. But I mean what he said matches. Ginger said you're Tush, to be precise. We'll be right back to ask our wife. Man. Stay.
John Holmberg
Stay with your wife.
Brady Bogan
For that guy. Three's a crowd.
Toledo
We're coming right back.
Brady Bogan
We'll be right back. If any of these people are still alive, there's definitely going to be a murder here.
John Holmberg
But then there'd be. Yeah, it's just going say then they'd have the follow up show.
Brady Bogan
They just had the guys from Dateline NBC sitting on the sidelines waiting. Well, this is the next show. You guys are great game show. I don't know who that host is, but I remember.
John Holmberg
I think Chuck said Bert something.
Brady Bogan
I think Chuck Barris was behind the creation of that phenomenal stuff though. So yeah, that happened. That was. That's real. In our world. Real. And it was interesting. Tip of the cat. No, I don't know who it was. Yeah, well, it might have been. Well, no, because Alan Ludden was the host of Password. He was a game show legend, but he was an old guy. Betty White's husband.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And they were at the beginning.
John Holmberg
No, this is just.
Brady Bogan
What?
John Holmberg
That's the question.
Brady Bogan
They got married. People love me. That's a different show. Okay, Commercial. Okay. Yeah, I watch a lot of old game shows. I miss good game shows. And then that cocaine fever, Dream, Pressure, luck, which that was. That's the essential 80s. Like, what the hell is going on?
Toledo
And Chuck Waller was the host of that one.
Brady Bogan
No, Peter Tamarkin.
Toledo
Oh, that's right, Tamarkin.
Brady Bogan
He crashed a plane into the side of a mountain. I know too much about game show. But, yeah, Richard Dawson. You watch Richard Dawson back on the old Match Games, and they'd introduce a hot contestant and the camera would go right to Richard. Like, everybody there knew, he's gonna pound the tar out of her backstage. They filmed like 14 episodes on a Saturday, so they just brought changes of clothes and stuff. So they would go and drink all day. And you could tell by, like the second Friday, which was our number six of being there, that they were bombed and ready to all.
Toledo
And then you see that Bob Crane movie.
Brady Bogan
Richard Dawson was in on it. He was original speed. Yeah, he was the guy who brought videotape to Bob Crane. So you should. Should tape your sex life. It's. It's awesome you can do that. Yeah, they invented this stuff. It's. Yeah, that's called autofocus. That's a good one, too. Greg Kinnear and Willem Dafoe. That's a good movie. It was a great. A great moment where Willem Dafoe and Bob Crane are watching TV of one of their sexcapades and he says, hey, is that your finger in my ass? He goes, yeah, I didn't know who was. I don't know who's doing that. No, no, the tape moment, man. Okay. It was your finger. Yeah, I didn't. Okay, That's a great movie. Anyway, goodbye, Wink Martindale. You made us remember shows you weren't on. Which is a fantastic way to say that you were kind of the king of the whole deal.
John Holmberg
Was Bob Eubanks only Newlywed Game. Or he. Did he make his run to Card Sharks? Oh, okay.
Brady Bogan
He did Card Sharks. He had a couple others that didn't quite pop, but yeah, Card Sharks and Newlywood game was his. Yeah, he kept going back to it. The new Newlywood game. And they'd bring it back, but. Yeah, but Card Sharks. There were, like three or four hosts of Card Sharks. He was one of them. Eubanks was the smug prick. Host of crazy. He was a dick. You could tell again, you know, Even Bob Barker. Bob Barker banged half of Barker's beauties. They had two hot girls on Card Sharks that I'm sure Eubanks pounded. All they did was bone the lovely assistants like magicians.
John Holmberg
Back in the good old days, back.
Brady Bogan
When Americ was great.
Toledo
We spent so much time together.
Brady Bogan
Well, you couldn't help it, you know, you did. It was Saturday afternoon. You had, like, 12 hours of taping to do. You're running back and forth. Every 27 minutes, you're going backstage to change your clothes and hang out, have a couple of shots. You know, kind of great stuff. Family Feud, that was the better one, where you just took. You'd pluck a family member out of there. Richard Test kissed all the ladies beforehand. Nobody cared, darling. Yeah. Nowadays you can't even have a baseball player or a baseball announcer, sideline reporter, talk to a hot girl and then make a joke that he got her number. That dude. Where was that? It was in Atlanta. Atlanta. He joked around about getting somebody's phone number because she was beautiful. And they were. They were having a little back and forth. Yeah, there was. There was some.
Toledo
There's a little chemistry.
Brady Bogan
Little chemistry going on. You two look good together. And he said, yeah. I said, I don't know what to say. I. I got the number, though. And now they're like, well, we need to fire him. He's. That's just disrespectful to all women. A finding you attractive is disrespectful. I mean, it wasn't like he. Yeah, that's ridiculous or anything, but, you know, some people are very upset about that, and I don't understand that, but we're. We're not that far removed from game shows where you could bring your mistress on. Now you can't even. You can't even talk to one.
Toledo
She was under duress.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. She felt the pressure. She didn't want to be mean to him. Like, okay, she can be mean later. Why is it nobody's gonna care? No. Nobody watching that game was like, that poor woman. All he said, I don't even remember why they were talking to her. She had something to promote.
John Holmberg
She was. I thought she was, like, visiting from.
Toledo
Somewhere and they were in there in the Lounge or something.
Brady Bogan
And he just was, you know, what are you guys up to? Kind of a. She throws out a couple things he said, and then the guys back in the booth are giving him a little heat, like, yeah, we know why you did this. Nice job. Yeah, no, I.
Toledo
We go to a game once a year, I think she said.
Brady Bogan
And now is she allowed to date him? What if she liked it? I know the false.
Toledo
He's like, I'm serious. I want to get out for sure.
Brady Bogan
The false outrage of society screaming that they didn't like that. The guy took that moment to say, hey, I'm going to. I'm going to shoot my shot. You know, Donahue, the former daytime talk show host, got Marlo Thomas. She was the star of. That girl was a guest on his show.
Toledo
And that's where they.
Brady Bogan
While he was married, and they had an amazing chemistry on the thing. And he dropped his head and he goes, this is. Wow. And that was like, right on the show. He's like, I feel it. Like, this is the second we met eyes and, you know, yeah, go home and leave my wife for you. And he did. And no. Everybody's like, oh, my God, that was so cute. They were so perfect together. You could. You could feel it during their talks. Yeah, this dude. This dude for the Braves. All he did is get some. Get a number. Hold on. We gotta. Things are pretty great, Brandon. We're having a lot of fun up here up the Corona rooftop. My name's Lauren Lawrence. All right. And I'm Kayla. Kayla. And you guys hang out the rooftop lounge often? Once a year I come out to visit. Okay, well, we timed it pretty well. All right, good. How are you guys feeling, my route for the Braves today? Oh, I don't know.
Toledo
I'm hoping for the best.
Brady Bogan
What about you? Are you Braves fan now? Not quite. Not quite. All right, I'm gonna. I'm gonna go to work up here, guys, the rest of the way. Okay, Wiley.
Toledo
She's definitely Canadian.
Brady Bogan
Hold on. Five innings. Four innings to get the numbers. Get us some more brace fans. All right, so they want me to get your number. Beautiful. They want you to get my. That's. I'm. I'm dizzy. And she plays the game back because she's making this up. Even if you guys weren't, I might use that in the future. That's a actually pretty good move. This is unbelievable. So the best part of this right now is that Wiley could totally be faking it. This might be the new move. Just walk around with a fanduel Microphone and an earpiece in and convince fans that they're actually on tv. I should have thought of this years ago. She's given the number. She's dialing it into her phone. I didn't see that part.
Toledo
Got a couple of Canadian broads.
Brady Bogan
First time. I'm a little nervous. Broadcast history. Yeah. And they can't do that. Great. Yeah. Because, you know, I didn't know he.
Toledo
Caught heat for that.
Brady Bogan
I thought, oh, yeah, I know there's people like that say he should be fired for. For disrespect. Like, that is not why women go to baseball games. Like, it isn't.
John Holmberg
She gave it to him.
Brady Bogan
She's the one who took his phone and put it in there. And all she has to do as a woman is what women are doing for years. Put a fake one in. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Why'd you give me petsmart's number?
Brady Bogan
Thanks for calling petsmart. Can I help you? Is there a blonde Canadian that works? I think I got the.
Toledo
Really? It's 800.
John Holmberg
It's ridiculous toll free number. It's great.
Brady Bogan
Can't have any fun anymore. And what if they get married? What if it works?
John Holmberg
Which would be great.
Brady Bogan
The whole reason he went up to her in the first place is to say, you're beautiful and I can get you on tv. And I'm sure they were like, oh, please, no, we didn't get all dolled up and pretty to not be noticed. I. I can't believe you're looking at us.
Toledo
They want me to get your phone.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's a great move. Actually, what they said in the middle of that is a good idea. Put a suit on. Next time you're at a Diamondbacks game, get a microphone with a flag that says fanduel on it and just walk around and fake interview people. You get a buddy doing that. I met those guys at the Phoenix Open. That little half Asian looking guy that pretended to be Jason Day. And he was. He was working like he was. I don't know that he actually closed any deals, but he was talking to a lot of girls once they found out that that's Jason Day. And nobody knew who he. At the time, he was a new golfer. He just looked enough like he didn't even call himself Jason. Didn't know his first name. Just called himself J. Day in the program. And they'd point to him and go, that's me. He's like, holy cow. Like, yeah, I didn't make the cut. So it's Saturday afternoon. I'm hanging out here and then Women would like kind of wander by. Is that the pro golfer? His friends be like, yeah, that's jj. Oh my God. Can I get his autograph? Sure. He's fine with that. And they go over and talk to him. It's brilliant.
John Holmberg
There was this dude that used to. Used to go to like Martini Ranch in Scottsdale and he looked just like. Was a Brian Wilson, the closer for the Giants at the time. Had the beard and everything and wore a Giants cap every time. Pulled ass left and right and like, it's. The Giants are playing in Atlanta this weekend, but he's in Scottsdale, you know, I mean, come on.
Brady Bogan
We've been doing schedule.
John Holmberg
No, apparently not.
Brady Bogan
The game is. We just don't know how to talk to you guys because you're crazy. So we lie a lot, try to make you impressed. We try to. Why do you think there's so many guys in Scottsdale who rent Lamborghinis? Why do you think there's even rental Lamborghini stores? It isn't for us to drive around real fast. It's to make you go, oh, oh, there's somebody. He's got something going on. It's really the only reason we bathe and try. We put on it, we put an effort out just because. Yeah, it's crazy. Mike, my drug addict cousin, looked so much like Tom Petty. He would walk through in the 80s, he would walk through the airport as Tom Petty and try to get people to buy him a ticket. And it worked.
John Holmberg
Buy him a ticket.
Brady Bogan
He would go through with no money and he was, he was smooth and he'd be like, I got all my stuff with my manager and I'm screwed. Oh, my God, you're Tom Petty. I'll help you out. Like, okay, you get on planes and fly to, like, Pennsylvania and then go see my grandparents.
Toledo
Who'S. I mean, the one guy got in trouble like 15 years ago. He was milking the Tiger woods thing.
Brady Bogan
Oh, there's a few people who have been in trouble for pretending to be other guys and getting some, some bennies out of it. Anyway, I would do it if I lift enough like something I don't. Mr. Clean doesn't get you free things.
John Holmberg
Johnny Sinus.
Brady Bogan
Johnny? Yeah, Johnny. Not Johnny Sinus. Johnny Sin. Look, if that lady offered to buy me some Funyuns at the thing, thinking I was Johnny Sims the other day, I'm getting some Funyuns. Hey, it's better for the story. Like, she ended up buying me some food. Johnny, can I get you anything? You know what? I love Funyuns and. And Coke Zero. I'll be right back. I'm gonna buy Johnny Sin some stuff.
Toledo
That's how the look alikes give added information to the celebrity. Yeah, I know I did. Johnny Sins loves Funyuns.
Brady Bogan
He definitely just guzzles Coke Zero. It's crazy. Anyway, that's what keeps his boner so rigid, I guess. I don't know what it is, but I met him at a gas station. There's plenty of times what's happening. Like, I don't think that's him. It happens, but it's not a lot I can do. Yeah, that whole thing that happened and sports. The other sports thing I loved is that finally tennis got interesting. I like girls tennis more than men's tennis. If you're trying to watch it, playing tennis is fun. Watching tennis is just. It can be. It can be, but for the most part, it's not. That's why nobody watches up until, like, the last couple of the majors. The major events or. Yeah, they only watch them. Nobody's watching like the Virginia Slims or, you know, this thing that goes on in Palm Springs or they have a.
Toledo
Tournament over the Tennis Channel every once in a while.
Brady Bogan
You like tennis, so you might flip on, but you're not sticking around until it's a big boy. Right. I don't know what. I don't know what tournament's going on now, but I want to watch. Now, one of the girls told the stinky French opponent that she stunk and asked the umpire to make her wear some deodorant.
Toledo
Wow.
Brady Bogan
I loved it. She got her ass kicked, too. The French. The French broad beat her up. So she. She's playing and they're going back and forth, and they go over to that little, you know, that they have to go sit down for a second and wipe their heads off. And she says to the umpire, and she goes, could you please make her put deodorant on? She stinks. The French girl didn't hear it, and the umpire got upset, but it got. Got picked up. People heard it, so she had to apologize. And I'm like, why do you have to apologize for that? Sports. Do you know what goes on on a football field? Do you know what goes on on a basketball court? Sit courtside at any. Any NBA game, a college game, and listen to the trash talk. It's insane. Stinking. Big deal.
Toledo
And it's not like they're, you know, they. They cross paths every other game, crossover on the net.
Brady Bogan
No. Her name's Harriet Dart. Is she good? Brady never heard of Harriet Dart apologized for asking the umpire to tell her French opponent to put deodorant on. It's the Ruin Open. I don't even know where that is. No one's watching this thing but her. Her opponent's name is either Louise or Louis. Louis. She's Franche Boisson. And it just got, you know, she got moved out of the way. I see. Get her ass kicked. But she told her she stunk you. You stink. And she's asking people, officials, like, if you could imagine they'd tell people that in football. I'm sure of it. There was a. I forget who the guy was that played football who said he on purpose wouldn't shower or boxers. I'm not showering or taking a bath two or three days before, and I'm taking dumps and I'm gonna pee and I'm gonna. I want that guy to know I stink. I'm gonna rub it on you. That's. That's part of the strategy of contact sports. Tennis. If you're so stinky that you're distracting your opponent in tennis, that's just. That's a. That's a leg up is all that is. If I can smell you playing tennis to the point where I say something, you're in my head. It's part of the game. But later she went on Instagram because chicks don't know how to trash talk, and said, I want to apologize for what I said on the court today. It was in the heat of the moment, and I truly, I regret it. That's not how I want to carry myself. I take responsibility. I have respect for Louis. Lois and how she completed. Competed today. I learned from this, and I move forward. And I want to hear from Lois Boisson if she learned too. It's like, geez, do I smell that bad that someone all the way on the other side of a tennis court can't play me because I stink. I used to play basketball in a, you know, just like a. A dude league. It was nothing. It was like some rec league. And there was a guy who stunk so bad that I wouldn't guard him. I'm like, I'm not touching him. Like, that's. That's a stink. Beyond body odor. I'll take the L. He's got a disease, and I'm not like, my skin is going to get something because of him. It was. Yeah, there's just nothing about this dude. And he did it on Pray. He's like, nobody wants to guard me. Like, you smell so bad. And we would tell him and he'd laugh. Another buddy of mine, Chris, we were playing at a park in Tempe, and he goes, I'll be right back. And he ran off behind some houses in an alley and came back without his shirt. Like, where'd your shirt go? And he goes, I had to take a dump. I'm like, you wiped with your shirt and left it in the alley. And he goes, what are you supposed to do? I'm like, go home. Something's wrong with you. Nobody's to do. You're all done here.
Toledo
I got next.
Brady Bogan
You're all done here. We're not doing anything with you. I cleaned up. That's why I left the shirt. I'm like, you're disgusting. You're disgusting. Go home. This is just a park league. Just a bunch of friends of ours not sitting here with rust butt poorly cleaned with a Megadeth shirt that you left in an alley. Go home. Pigs. That's one thing missing from girls sports quality intimidation, trash talk.
Toledo
I'm sure there is in the wnba, but.
Brady Bogan
Well, they got in trouble that one time because they were harassing the straight girl and Diana Taurasi kissed her on the court. Never really got in trouble for that. The other girl ended up quitting because she's like, this is just an uncomfortable sexual harassment mess that no one's allowed to say anything. If you're straight, you're. You're constantly barraged with this. I forget the lady's name. And she's like, it's not for. And this is a while ago, so it may have changed since, but she said it's not. And then Diane Shirase gives her a big kiss on the court and they, you know, they teed her up for it. You're not allowed to kiss people, but they made because they knew she's heterosexual. It's gonna make her uncomfortable. Some girl, you know, comes on to her. That was great gamesmanship until she did the. The little kiss. They got face to face. And Diana kissed her like, ooh, you're not seeing that. And we're here with Byron from MMP Guns.
John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
Yuck.
Brady Bogan
You try that thing. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yuck. I tell you. Straight lesbian. Otherwise, Dana Taurasi kisses me with that mug, but we're throwing chingazos.
Toledo
Imagine that. Spring training baseball.
Brady Bogan
I love that. I'd rather get. Let me say this, though. I would rather get kissed by every player on both spring training baseball teams than Diana Taurasi. That's. That is a fact. Kisses me when I don't want to be kissed. And all of a sudden I turn into an activist. I'm tearing down signs outside that say Diana Taurasi way. If it's. If she's on it, I'm triggered. I angry at the whole thing. But yeah, women's tennis. You smell so bad that I mention it and I get. I have to apologize later. That's pretty good stuff. Being a stinky athlete. That's. That's great. This guy says there was a guy named Matt. Matt the Law Lindland. UFC fighter, notorious for not showering for weeks during training camp before the fight. One of his strategies was. It was, I'm coming in There. Ripe.
Toledo
That smell distracts. Buys me time.
Brady Bogan
The bad news is I've never heard of him. So it didn't work, or he'd be a champion or something like that. Yeah, there's nothing worse than fighting a guy or even sparring with somebody who smells. It's so bad, they get it on you.
Toledo
It didn't work for the boys at Motley Crue. Didn't deter any.
Brady Bogan
Again, this guy's talking to a lady at a baseball game who's pretty and gets her phone number. That's out of line. Motley Crue writes a book that says, we as a band tried not to bathe until one of us got turned down by a groupie. And we would take dumps and not shower.
John Holmberg
Telephone receiver. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And chicks were like, well, yeah, they smell like a month's worth of road, but it's still Tommy Lee. And they had to shower before women stopped having sex with them. Weeks and weeks of them being Motley Crue on stage, sweating it out. No showers, no cleanup. And chicks would show up at the end of the night and still do it. It's in their book. They were proud of it. So I don't want to hear that this dude for the Braves should get in trouble at all for, you know, getting some digits, getting some fun. That's what guys are supposed to like girls and girls are supposed to say yes or no. That's the rules. That's the. Those are the roles we've begun to what we've had for ages. It's a man's job to kind of pursue and say, hey, you're interesting.
Toledo
He needs to ask her parents.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I don't know. What is he supposed to do? Not do it on tv? There's too much pressure. I think there's pressure on him. There's more on him. He can get. He can get totally rejected by a girl on television. That's hilarious. I say, that should be man. Harry Carey used to do it every game. Arnie the director would find hot chicks in the crowd.
Toledo
Holy cow.
Brady Bogan
Take a look at the fun bags on that one, Steve. It's a beautiful day at the ballpark. They would go back to the same hot girl in the third row over and over. There she is enjoying the hot dog. And now I'm enjoying her eating that hot dog. What a day.
John Holmberg
I think the difference is the guy from Atlanta is a good looking dude. And Harry Carey was like the old drunk grandpa that he's harmless. Just let him go.
Brady Bogan
Harry was not harmless.
John Holmberg
No, I know, but the Image you caught on tv.
Brady Bogan
He liked beer more than a girl. If you gave him a Budweiser, you could distract him. Yeah, yeah, the dude in Atlanta. Handsome.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Great hair. Made his move. And again, yeah, my apologies to the girls in the incredibly good business suits that are cut down the center to show a little cleavage. I'm. I'm sure you left the house not wanting to be seen that night. You. You know, you're really. You wore your potato sacks to the game to not get noticed. Crazy. And then also all these. I don't know if. I don't know how I feel about this. This. The videos that are coming out of the police wandering through the Hackman house, and they. You know, they blur out the dead wife and dead gene and the dead dog, the one of the dogs that died. But, I mean, it was kind of this. This heartstring pull to watch that one of the dogs was still alive, or two of them were still alive of the three, and he was just hanging around in the house by the bodies. Like, what's going on? Like, you could.
Toledo
Like, almost protecting.
Brady Bogan
They said he was protecting, but people walked right in.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
So, I mean, it wasn't.
Toledo
They wanted to make sure. He's just sitting there.
Brady Bogan
He's just hanging out in his house, like, can I get a meal here? But I'm about to eat this lady. But, you know, you're wandering through, and that seems like I put myself in that spot. I'm like, do you want that public? You've been dead for a week, and the cops come in with their body cams. Is that our business? Is that released the day that, you.
Toledo
Know, they had the private ceremony? Yeah, the day of. The footage that. That's happening. Let's go ahead and do it. Roll it out.
Brady Bogan
Now, is that really something we need to see as the general public, do we have a right to see you walking into their house? And it wasn't exactly tidy. Oh, you know, I didn't see it as disgusting, but it certainly wasn't. It was.
Toledo
It was.
Brady Bogan
It was hoarder messy. I wouldn't say hoarder messy. They had dog beds all over. But, I mean, look, you got a incapacitated dude in his 90s, and a lady with hantavirus put that in most people's houses. You're not cleaning, and the cleaning's gonna get. You know, you're gonna fall behind. You got three dogs. You're not really. You know, look, yesterday, a guy from Turf Monsters, Ryan, came over to my house because they're getting some Stuff started in the back, and I had the dogs in, and little messy wasn't the cleanest. It's not exactly ready for guests, but I walked him right through. Now, if I was dead and you find me that way, you'd be like, oh, and I poured laundry out yesterday, so it was on the floor in the bathroom sorting some things out. I was looking for something. I didn't put it back. I'll do that later. But if I drop dead right there, anybody came in, it's like, this guy's a pig. But it's not.
Toledo
You're 70 plus. No one's coming over to visit.
Brady Bogan
No, nobody's gonna have you live to.
Toledo
Live, you know, on your own.
Brady Bogan
You isolated for a week.
Toledo
Isolated.
Brady Bogan
Nobody cleans their house every day. But that's the heat everybody's given the Hackmans, like, oh, their house was a disaster. No wonder they had rats. Like, they actually didn't have any rats in the main house. It was all their outside houses that they know of. We're all probably susceptible to the idea that if you just drop dead on a day you haven't cleaned for a couple days, that you look like a pig. Your house. Any woman who gets ready to go somewhere and then drops dead, you're gonna look like a pig. Because the way you guys leave bathrooms is repulsive. It's disgusting.
Toledo
And that's what surprised me. I'm like, hey, she's still.
Brady Bogan
The bathroom had a lot on the countertop. Yeah. So she. Well, I don't know if she was dolling up. She was painting something.
Toledo
She had a lot of product.
Brady Bogan
I don't know how she looked at the. The local Ralph's over there, because that's where she was honking and hantavirus and up all over trying to buy some more bacon for, you know, Dead Gene and the Dogs. Great band name. Dead Gene and the Dogs. Oh, my God. Sometimes you stumble on a gem. But I'm just watching that, and I'm like, that's just because they're celebrities. We don't need that, you know, and, you know, and someone out there will give us the unblurry version of Hackman's week. Old corpse laying on that bed. And the lady that's all hunched up in that first walkway, and I don't know how they didn't get spotted sooner. Those were glass doors that the guy saw them through. And she's laying right on the other side of it.
Toledo
She is on the other side of it. And you can see the dog kind of back there. And then it works. Work their way back into the closet, which I don't know if that's where she was sleeping or another. It was a.
Brady Bogan
No, no.
Toledo
It's a single mattress doorway.
Brady Bogan
They're like three dog beds. And they were all together.
Toledo
When you couldn't even get into the.
Brady Bogan
Closet, you had to walk around a thing, but you could get through it. You just had to step on the dog vets. And they went around. Then you go into Hackman's room. It was messy. Go to a 90 year old Alzheimer's patient's house and tell me how clean it is. Probably not so. And they didn't have a cleaning lady or they'd have gotten found a lot faster. They're laying there for nine days. Cause, you know, Gloria didn't come by on Tuesday like she was supposed to. And find the Hackmans. I don't know. I just saw that video and I'm like, yeah, we see too much. We're inundated with a little too much stuff, you know, and that's one of them. I know what Gene Hackman's dead body probably looks like inside of his house. Look, it's not like, you know, I talked to Doug Hopkins. Maybe that's a problem. Hopkins is always like, some of the stuff I see. I mean, you can't even imagine the hoarder houses that like. I got a few of them that are pretty amazing and they're not, you know, it's not always some doddering old man who can't control his life anymore. It's usually somebody who's got their stuff together and goes to work every day and somehow manages to, you know, those.
Toledo
Hoarding episodes, not just those homes.
Brady Bogan
I know I can't. I can't watch those things. And one lady that had her shower was so filled with cat feces, her tub, that she would go to a gym before work to take showers and get ready. She's like, I know. And her house was just horrified. And nobody worked new. She'd clean up every day, grab some clothes, managed to make it work. It's so gross. But, yeah, if you're interested in it. The. And I, you know, again, I say this like, oh, I watched it. I clicked the play button and I'm like, oh, this is too far. I've gone to a bit. But there it was. I watched it all the way through. I didn't like, put up a, A barrier and say, I don't need to see this. I. I watched it. I watch a lot of that stuff. But the fact it was released. Seems a little if. You know, if it's too embarrassing for a. A field announcer to ask a girl on a date on tv, then you can't go through somebody's house where there's two corpses in it and start judging how they lived. It's just not fair. It's just not fair. But again, the Hackman and his wife are dead. So do they care? And it also makes me realize how come they're not. Their kids weren't in the will. Nobody was visiting those two. Nobody went by Gene and the wife's house.
Toledo
Even if you're told not to, still.
Brady Bogan
You know, dying dad, maybe you said your goodbye. You had your peace with him, but at the same time, those kids not being in the will and screaming, yeah, they took us out. He was a jerk. It's like, well, you laid there dead for nine days in a sloppy house. You guys didn't do any. We weren't doing a whole lot. Yeah. It seems a little bit invasive. I don't think you'd want that. Your dad dies, and then the cops released the video of his house. Now, like, well, he was it. Car parts in the oven. They're gonna make him look like a crazy person. You can't defend yourself. Does he still have car parts in the oven? No.
John Holmberg
No.
Brady Bogan
He's done with that.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he's done with that.
Brady Bogan
Where?
John Holmberg
He's outgrown that.
Brady Bogan
Where are the car parts? They're in the pantry.
John Holmberg
In the pantry still? Yeah. Instrument clusters and stuff like that.
Brady Bogan
He still keeps it in the. In the kitchen pantry. Okay.
John Holmberg
Keep close.
Brady Bogan
But the oven. That's a bridge too far. Yeah, they can't do that anymore. Your mom.
John Holmberg
Well, when they got back together for the third time. Yeah. I had a guy to count myself. She's like, oh, I'm gonna use the oven. So he. Even when she passed, he still never went back to the oven, so.
Brady Bogan
So mom passed, and he's like, in honor.
John Holmberg
Yeah, in honor of her. Yeah. All the stuff to the pantry, because.
Brady Bogan
That was a perfect open door to go, well, the oven's back in play.
John Holmberg
The broad's gone. I'm doing it. You know.
Toledo
Another storage cabinet.
Brady Bogan
It's one of my favorites. You'd open the oven at Brett's house, and there's carburetor car parts in it. So. Great.
John Holmberg
But that could never happen to me. I talked to my dad probably daily.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
If not every other day. Just, you know, just checking to make sure everything's okay.
Brady Bogan
You know, say, hey, do the thing. Yeah. Anyway, what are you gonna do? Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 Kupd Wake Up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio. He said fully ECT. Still streaming, Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com There you go. Little miles to nowhere for you, Katie and the Hobbs getting it done on another glorious day. Here, get to this a second. But Vern has emailed in and Vern. Vern is my hero. I'm just now meeting Vern. It's maybe the first time I've read anything Vern has ever sent me. I don't know if he's ever done it before, but he said tonight, meaning last night, had to say goodbye to my best friend. You guys are sending me a lot of these lately. Buddy was a loving healer who loved belly rubs and chew bones. Our time together was short but memorable. I found him abandoned two years ago. He was old when I found him. Had a lot left there and I'm happy my family got to spend the time we did with him. Today was tough, but he was hurting. Please have a drinking Buddy's memory. And to all you out there, best advice. Vern's about to give the best advice ever. Adopt a senior dog. They deserve it. Love you guys. Keep it up, Vern. Absolutely. So true. If you get a chance and you get a space in your house and whatever else and you got one of those dogs down there who lost her home or at the Humane Society or up at, you know, incredible. Stella. There's always so many shelters and so many great things that would get it. Get a dog. He's got a couple years under his.
Toledo
We're adding one to our menagerie.
Brady Bogan
You got one because you had a.
Toledo
Family flying there on Saturday and put.
Brady Bogan
One in the mix because you had someone in your family that no longer can take care of the dog. It's older. So you're gonna do it.
Toledo
Miniature schnauzer.
Brady Bogan
It's not the dog's fault. So thanks and yeah, we'll tip one back for Buddy. To Buddy and to Vern, who did a great thing, found a dog that was in need and kept him going for the last couple years. It's nice. Going back to the thing, I got text from our, our funniest listener, Scott Haynes, who says I had a 5 foot 10 inch beautiful woman years ago because. And if you've ever seen Scott, you know he's about five, four, a giant. Yeah, yeah. In heels. He's about five Four. That's true. About five, ten. Beautiful woman. A friend told her I was in a band and it was called Radiohead, and she just assumed I was Tom York, the lead singer. Short, too. Well, yeah, but if Scott just kind of closes one eye a little bit, he could pull it off because I don't know what he's got. He always looks like he just got salt in his eye. The lead singer.
Toledo
Radio, that's something else.
Brady Bogan
No, Brady, he's not a homosexual just because he's English. How many times? How many times do I have to tell you that, yes, it is not because he has that in his eyes.
Toledo
It was a biscuit from the tea.
Brady Bogan
No, that's not it. Yeah, you could see Haynes pulling that off. There's a picture of him.
John Holmberg
Let's see how tall he is.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. How tall is Tom York from Radiohead? I don't think he's very five' five.
John Holmberg
Oh, there you go, man.
Toledo
That's spot on.
John Holmberg
Nice.
Brady Bogan
And that picture right there, that's the guy right there. Haynes. Keep it up. That's pretty good move. I mean, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable. People tell me I look like the lead singer, Radiohead. That might be punching number right there, but if it gets you a 5 foot 10 incher, this guy says, john, I had sex with a girl who legitimately thought I was Arizona Diamondback. Robbie Hammock. Remember the baby backs? That's a name I haven't heard since then. He said it was around 2012. It was so bad that I used to rent rooms at the ritz Carlton on 24th and Camelback. When the Diamondbacks had a game, uh, that's where the road team stayed. And I'd walk her through the restaurant and say, hey to the guys I recognize from the opposing teams. They always looked at me like, yeah, okay, now, she never once questioned why a guy from the home team was staying in a hotel. Uh, she wasn't bright. Uh, probably got on that thing about 10 times before the lies just got out of hand. I had to keep the story going till she started to want to bring her pals around. Uh, I do look just like him. I used to, at least. I don't know what he looks like now. But I'm fatter than I was. I even had sex with her once while the Diamondbacks game was on tv. Told her it was a replay. She was so beautiful and so stupid. I just disappeared. I think technically I invented ghosting signed Glenn, not Robbie Carlisle. Yeah, all right. Whatever works, dudes. Have been doing it for years. Years and years and years.
Toledo
I cracked up. This was years ago again. Jets and Sticks, the club Scottsdale was there. And one of my friends, because I don't look anything like the guy, but told a couple of girls that I'm. I'm standing across the bar there, and he goes, see that dude over there? That's Ron, say, from the LA Dodgers. And they come over there and kind.
John Holmberg
Of see it a little bit.
Brady Bogan
I can't. Oh, yeah, the mountain of a little penguin.
John Holmberg
Man, those Brady.
Brady Bogan
Well, mountain. What year was this?
Toledo
Was Ron still relevant in the early 90s?
Brady Bogan
Oh, so he was potentially still kind of like, yeah, Ron say, but, yeah, no girl's gonna remember. The penguin came over to me. Did he tell her talking. Oh, my favorite story ever was my friend who had a Scottsdale Scorpions hat on with when Michael Jordan played here in the Fall League and went for it. Girl said, what do you do? I play professional baseball. I'm in the winter league right now with the Scottsdales. Or she goes. And he said, I'm just in weird league baseball. I'm playing right now. And she goes, for what team? Red Lobster. Because the hat had a red scorpion on it. And he just put his head down. He's like, no. And he's like, I knew it was bad right there, but I recognized that I had this ability to try this. People wouldn't ever question it. So he worked that Scottsdale Scorpions thing. Every once in a while, you could pull that off. They sell the merchandise for a reason. Just go around your scorpion's hat or your javelina's hat and say, I play pro ball. I'm. I'm here for the winter league.
John Holmberg
We were at the bar with my dad years ago, but between marriages for my dad and my mom. And we were sitting there at the bar, and all of a sudden there was some old broad sitting there, and Mangoop was with us, and he started trying to hit on this chick for my dad. He's like, oh, yeah, he's the keyboard player for the Moody Blues. She's like, oh, really?
Brady Bogan
Done?
John Holmberg
Yeah. I mean, it was.
Brady Bogan
That's a good lie. But the bad news is, with the Internet, you gotta kind of look like that immediately. Google you. Yep. And the worst thing is, like, maybe if you're in a bar together and there's a piano over there, she's gonna make them sing for something.
Toledo
Why don't you do a little number?
Brady Bogan
Why don't you pack? Because then the answer to that is, I get Paid to play. So if you're not gonna paint, you.
John Holmberg
Play Nights in White Satin.
Brady Bogan
No, don't play it on the jukebox or. I do that for a living. You wouldn't ask a roofer to get up and start putting shingles on. Don't ask me to start playing the ivory. Yeah, it's a good move, but guys have been doing this for ages. It's just forever we've been. And whatever angle we can get, it's pretty solid. I got an email from someone. This just kind of makes me realize, you know, it's almost. I got kind of in this mood today. Excuse me. And kind of how fast society gets divided, how fast that it's. It's the goal of all media and everything else to go, let's make them fight. The dude in El Salvador that either is coming back or isn't coming back is just this contentious. Can't talk about it. Don't bring it up. You know, I think about it on the show. I'm like, I don't want to hear from the people who are on either side. I don't know enough about the guy. I know that it's not good and that everybody's admitted it's a mistake. But then you got bad bunny running El Salvador. That's all I learned. This. This. The dictator in El Salvador seemed pretty cool. He shows up in his bad Bunny gear and he starts, I'm not bringing him back. And it's like, well, there's not a lot we can do then. And so this whole thing is. It's just designed to make us argue. It's a constant way to make us argue because we're very easy to just be dicks to each other. And here's a perfect example of that. And don't email me saying your opinion on that guy. I got my own opinion on it, too, and it's kind of indifferent. I almost took Brandon Lee's stance. Like, look, there's nothing I can do. Why am I getting stirred up about this? I can't fix it. I can't not fix it. I can't be. I see both sides, actually. It sucks living in the middle. It does make you a little mamby Pamby. And the dude might have been a gang banger. If that's true, then he should have been, and he was here illegally. Okay, Then you throw him in a jail in another country. I'm like, I'm not a big fan of that. And then the court says, you gotta bring him back. I'm like, well, Then you should probably bring him back. But I understand why you don't. It's an unwinnable argument. And the news loves to put those in front of us. So we comment on their click pages and all that other stuff. I get an email proving that deep down we're just all dicks to each other. Other. And, and. And it's easy to get us apart. So you guys know the cracked windshield issue, that this city has a new vision. Auto glass is the thing. I tell you guys, go run to that. No problem. I've done it a hundred times because I drive a square car. Amazing stuff. Great people. I. I know the guy runs the show. I know people who work there. They're just an amazing group of people that you know are running a good business. On top of that, they give you some money and they give you vouchers to go to Rhodesio Grill. Now, Rodizio Grill is an all you can eat buffet, right? And I give you a ticket for that. I've gotten a couple of them. I've gotten a lot of windshields. I've. I've actually missed a couple of my meals because there's a 90 day window.
Toledo
I did too.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you missed it. Whoa. Oh, I'm surprised at that, to be honest. I. That's why Brady had that sledgehammer on his windshield.
Toledo
Time to crack my Rhodesio.
Brady Bogan
I totally forgot. So you get that back. I don't know the fine print on it. I've never read it because I'm a decent, normal human being. Evidently it doesn't or does say clearly enough. No sharing or don't bring. I get an email from a guy and it was long that basically said, you're running a scam over there. I'm like, why? Well, because nowhere did they say that you couldn't bring four people for the all you could eat buffet. I'm like, dude, come on. One windshield, one guy dinner for two. Well, I brought two other friends and I was embarrassed when they came with the bill. I'm like, what? We each took a turn going to the buffet and they charged two of us. And I'm like, are you kidding me? Yeah. I'm like, no, no, no. This is on you. He's yelling at me now. Now he's mad at me. The fact of the matter is, if you get a freebie at a meal and you don't get one plate and bring a second person and share it, you just don't. That's just classic. That's on you, brother. You have to know that you do know that. But if you. But that's why fine print exists. Fine print. Ex of assholes. When the waiter says, come on, give me a break. 4. How many windshields broke here? 4. And evidently they handled it. The restaurant, of course, bent over backwards and did it. But he's telling me that. I'm telling. I'm running an operation. I'm like, no. A, stop it. B, you brought four people for your one voucher. That's not how. And I worked in the restaurant. You're talking to the wrong guy.
Toledo
And you know the other fine print thing they had to have on that thing?
Brady Bogan
What's up?
Toledo
Dine in.
Brady Bogan
Dine in.
Toledo
Only I want to take my buffet to go. Yeah, I'm going to take £10 of this.
Brady Bogan
It's. It's so ridiculous.
Toledo
You have to clarify it.
Brady Bogan
I've been going back and forth with this dude and I'm like, it's this. And I. And normally I'll sit back and I try to live in the middle and say, look, I see your point, but understand, they're running a business. They can't give out a voucher for this thing and then have you bring. What if you brought 10 people? I mean, where. Where are you drawing the line? Well, if they don't say, I'm like, no, that's us being dicks. If they don't say, that's us looking for fine print. Go, no. Clearly you never said, no sharing got you here. I think they do say it, but they don't want to deal with you. So I went back and forth with them like, look, I worked in a restaurant for a long time and we did two for ones. And all of us hated it because in summertime, business was bad in Arizona. The restaurant was bad. So they pumped out two for one coupons. And where did they put them? Friendship Village, Old folks areas. Oh, Penny Saver, Brett. And they'd come in waving the coupon like they found some buried treasure. We all knew, like, everybody here has one, you old pricks. It's three in the afternoon. You want dinner in ten minutes? Seven. I'll never forget it. I think the PLU on that thing was 910-910-7952 for one baby. Val. They would bitch that it was St. Louis style ribs because we switched it from baby backs little pricier to the cheaper St. Louis style rib. You know this, Brady, These aren't baby back ribs. Well, it clearly says on the coupon, St. Louis, last time we were here was baby backs. Well, how long ago Was that last summer? Well guess what Gladys changed over the 12 month period and now they're I don't want St. Louis. Argue, argue.
Toledo
Just don't swallow the disc.
Brady Bogan
Nowhere on here does it or they'd bring one that said this is expired. But I'm like how long does this then? Don't you have any boundaries? Don't you realize I have to build a time machine for your needs? Well it's expired but only by a few days. That's the point of expiration is by a day. One day is you don't go four days later and go close enough. Think we can't run a business like this. So this guy hits me up and says he wants me to talk to them. No, I'm talking to you. You don't bring four people to your all you can eat win you you again. We said it yesterday. Look at gift horse in the mouth. But this is exactly why we have fine print. It never said anywhere I couldn't bring like 10 people and share. It's assumed because we're hoping you know what it should say in the fine print. No assholes allowed. And if you feel like well I that's what would they say that for? You were going to be an asshole. It's basically what it is if you're offended when it says no assholes need to come in and you feel like well what does that mean? You're one of them. That's who you're, they're talking to.
John Holmberg
You wife's had a deal with that too. They have an all you can eat breakfast there and they'll bring in like two, three people and order one breakfast, right? Wait a minute, it's one per person.
Brady Bogan
And you're going to make us fine print it and then we've got a fight with you. What we thought was you'd be decent human beings saying oh you can limit one per person. Only one can go up.
John Holmberg
Let's just say common sense in big letters and then limit one per person.
Brady Bogan
Use common sense. Don't be a dick. Use common sense. And certainly don't bother the radio guy. And don't bother anybody at that restaurant. It's not theirs. And don't bother the people who fixed your windshield and gave you money. This is on you.
Toledo
Break even for me.
Brady Bogan
Nowhere here does it.
Toledo
5. I got back on my windshield I had to spend at Rhodesia.
Brady Bogan
Couple hundred bucks back and free food and you're like hold on a second. I think they might be running a little. You're running a scam. You're doing the scamming. Hey, guys, I got this voucher from. Let's all pile in a bus and head on over there and see how many can use the line. Eventually they're gonna have to say, hey, not all of you can have this. Cause, yeah, where does it end? You just get a bullhorn over at the baseball game. Attention, Chase Field. All of you come with me to Rhodesio Grill after this. I've got a free voucher. Everybody's in. You can't do it. It's not a thing. And he's yelling at me. So we went back and forth. I got. I'll tell you, the last email is like, you, Holmberg? And I'm like, okay. Oh, wow. Cause I told him he's a dick. I called Easio grilled. I told him he's a dick because he beat a dick dick. It's a.
Toledo
Quit being a dick.
Brady Bogan
Quit being a dick. That's what it should say in fine print. Come on, don't be a dick. It's a wonderful operation that's being run over there, and people like this wreck it. I brought 44 people, and they said one at a time. And. And. And that was the thing. It's not. He did end one of the emails, say, it's not like I brought 10 people. So you have a limit. You have something that you're like, oh, I'll draw the line at like, 7. Then they should start getting upset. No. And then they put that. I'm sure it's in there somewhere, where they had to point out fine print and say, I remember I got into a fight at Tony Romos with a guy who gave me a check with no name, no address, and no numbers. On was just a piece of paper with some lines on. It says, pay to the order of. I'm offering you a form of payment. You're offering me a piece of paper that says numbers that you wrote down? I'm like, I can't accept this. Besides that, we didn't take checks.
John Holmberg
I'm surprised you guys didn't with all them old bitties coming in there. Because it's. That's why there's nothing worse than check writers.
Toledo
A lot of coins.
Brady Bogan
Because that was. It was so hard to have to find out three days later their check was zero. So this guy gets in my face and he goes, my friend's a lawyer. You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. And I'm like, I think you're embarrassing yourself.
John Holmberg
Oh.
Brady Bogan
And then we went back into the. Into the office to call my big manager and say, what do we do? And he goes, take the check. We'll eat it. What is it, 80 bucks? We'll eat it. And I'm like, all right. And he goes, and just get him the F out of there. And then he called my corporate manager the next day and got some free vouchers to come back. And let me tell you who ended up winning the war. This guy right here.
John Holmberg
Ball sack soup.
Brady Bogan
I didn't give him ball sack soup. Did not give him ball sack soup. But he came back with the vouchers. He goes, john, you remember me? I'm like, I vaguely remember you. I believe we were face to face in my office one night. Yep. Well, evidently I was right. And he fans out gift certificates because your bosses think that you handled it poorly. So we're back, and I'm like, oh, good for you. All right. I shook his hand and I said, everything's good. And I went back and I told that that group of ground trolls we called the kitchen staff. Hey, boys, remember that guy that was going to fight me in the office about a week and a half ago? He's back. And our corporate guys gave him free vouchers. Wood table, Homeberg 74. You got it. I don't know what happened to that food, but I know it wasn't good.
John Holmberg
Limitations are up. You're good now.
Toledo
It was specially prepared.
Brady Bogan
Definitely made with love.
John Holmberg
I wouldn't go back.
Brady Bogan
Never.
John Holmberg
I mean, you know, you're a marked man.
Brady Bogan
Never go back to a place you screamed until you got free stuff.
Toledo
Take Monopoly money. Really? Yes, Go ahead.
Brady Bogan
In fact, in a way, I think that the old owner was basically giving me the go ahead to do horrible stuff to this guy's meals because he took up his time complaining about something that he knew about. Get it off my back. I'll send you back in. And if you get the balls to go back into a place that handles your food without you seeing and raise a ruck us. You're asking for it. But, yeah, any. All you can eat any voucher that you got for. I mean, Porkopolis. If you said, here's a voucher for two. You guys are great people. And the guy comes back and brings four people.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
You're like, hey, no, this is a twosome. This is a twofer. I got to charge the other people. Well, you didn't say, come on, really? Anyway, had to bring that up. Just so you people know, let's get rid of fine print. Let's stop trying so hard to Be contentious with every single thing and get away with it. You understand that if a business comes to you and says, hey, I can't do this, you just have to go. Okay, I'm not saying don't try. They might not notice, but if they notice, you're caught. It's like speeding tickets. We all speed. But when you get caught, don't get mad at the cop. If you say I was only seven, if you say I was only going 12 miles an hour over. Okay, then you were speeding. Yes. Such a dick. Power trip, like, no, it's not a power trip. It's got a job to do. I pulled you over. Same thing I say about photo radar. And hey, channel three, welcome aboard my 15 year old party. They just did a big story about whether or not you should pay for photo radar. And then they broke down the stats and I'm like, never, ever pay for photo radar until they use a process server to send it to. Then you're. Then you got to do it. You can't prove. You can't prove they gave you that ticket. They can't prove it either. Until somebody serves you, never pay photo radar. But when the process server shows up, don't get indignant.
Toledo
You got me.
Brady Bogan
You got me. And again, use the old Homeberg method. If I told you January 1st each year you owed $450, you could speed all you want. You do it. And that's essentially what photo radar is. You get. I. Look, what was I. I forgot the number. That was one for like 38. And I finally got hit and paid it. But out of 38 or 39 tickets that I got through the mail over.
Toledo
Years, eight probably for me, one out of.
Brady Bogan
Oh, I've gotten. Well, I did it on purpose for a while just to prove my point, but from 2013 to last year or the year before, when I. And I. Why did I answer the door? Brett gave me heat about it. The guy was dressed like an Amazon guy and he's not supposed to be, which was. I was gonna beef it, but I'm like, you know what? You can't do it. They're not supposed to disguise themselves as, like, delivery guys. But he had a clipboard and he was banging on the door, and I'm like, oh, what if it is a great prize?
John Holmberg
Never.
Brady Bogan
And I fell for it. I was waiting for some Nikes. It wasn't my generator, but I took all that. Generator's coming.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Where is that thing? It's coming.
Brady Bogan
Brett got an email yesterday. Oh, I'm sure as you Wait, tracking. Little delay, didn't get tracking B of.
John Holmberg
A saying your account is drained.
Brady Bogan
No, it's not the new card anyway. There was other fraud. Shut up.
John Holmberg
Oh, other fraud.
Brady Bogan
I'm talking about something else right now.
John Holmberg
Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.
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Brett Vesely
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Brady Bogan
Me bitching if that thing's not real to to tractor supply company is the same thing I'm talking about like you're, I'm the dumbass if the generator doesn't show. But it's worth it. 13 bucks get a free generator. I'm taking a chance anyway. So yeah, you get process served, you pay the ticket. But I literally from 2012 to I think it was 2023, I had gotten upwards of 30 plus tickets. Speeding all over, flying around. I don't do the red lights. If I get hit with a red light ticket, I pay that because that's, that's just me being stupid. You can hurt somebody. Speeding a little bit, getting a smash and it's always the same Lincoln. I find that truck and I blaze by it and I'm like. And I'll have a middle finger up or I'll be doing something, some weird or duck like a ghost car. I've gotten tons of them but when they serve me it cost me a Few hundred bucks and I. You put it in your head, hey, tip your cap sometimes. Sometimes a guy gets hold of your fastball and takes one deep, have a short memory, get right back to work. I've gotten three or four cents, but it cost me 450 bucks to speed all I want for 12, 13 years. That's a deal I'd have taken if you'd have told me in 2012 you can speed everywhere, anytime you want, month, and it's going to cost 455 year.
Toledo
Or 10 year program.
Brady Bogan
12 years. 12. 12 years. That's.
Toledo
You got the extended.
Brady Bogan
It's a lot of years. I mean, we're looking at, what is that, 144 months. That's. It's a lot. And I got hit 450 bucks back in 2012 to say you'll speed until 2023. Be like, yes, sir, done. I do it constantly with the HOV lane. I HOV lane like there's no tomorrow because I don't see a cop bothering me in that thing. And if he did, okay, I'd pay my dues. But again in January, if you just said you can use all the lanes on the freeway willy nilly all you want and it's going to cost you 400 bucks, like, done. And so far, so good. I've never been hit on the HOV lane thing either. This guy says, who's the rube that's bugging you about this? I bet he raw dogs his feet in public showers. You want to know who the people are who goes to free Phoenix Mercury games? This guy, he's right. He's the one that goes to the fries and buys the gum and the soda and gets a ticket from the receipt and then brings like three extra people.
Toledo
They're missing their receipts in this one. Good enough for the four of us.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, he didn't even say that. You said a free meal and I brought extra people and we're sharing. It's like, oh, you don't. It do. Wow.
John Holmberg
And we all make fun of John for being a Jew.
Brady Bogan
I know. How am I getting the heat? There's another email that somebody said that said, did I hear a guy complain to you yesterday that $5,000 is no longer enough because of the economy for your Easter keg hunt. He wants 9,800. Says he calls you the Jew. And I know no matter how bad you are, you don't have to take that. John, that's Sean Rockefeller. I'll send him out.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he'll find one.
Brady Bogan
Just you know, you start looking around going, the reason fine print exists isn't because corporations and companies are trying to protect themselves. It's because we've acted like dicks so long, they have to again, look no further than peanut M&MS. The warning on the bag says may contain peanuts because somebody tried to sue them once that had a peanut allergy that didn't expect peanuts in that bag. So they just mass printed it on all their stuff. Like, look, just in case a rogue peanut goes into the bag. Lawyer says, if we got this on there, it protects us a little bit. You never said there'd be peanuts in there. Well, it's assumed in the bag of peanut M&Ms, the yellow one, that everyone knows by just sight and color that, you know, you might bite into a peanut. Well, I got an allergy. Then you need to be on the lookout. That's not M and M's job. You need to be on the lookout for extra peanuts or worried about. You need to worry if peanuts are a problem. And that went away. I'm still convinced we got snowed by this peanut allergy thing. There are legitimate people with peanut allergies. Somewhere along the line, somebody made a fortune on the peanut thing. For about seven or eight years, they started banning them.
Toledo
It's peanuts and eggs, okay, on the side that it could be produced. It's still on the farm, but it went away in a facility that has. You know, it used to be a.
Brady Bogan
Thing where you had to worry about somebody who ate peanuts sitting in a chair before you. You and baseball games were like, we can't have those anymore. Baseball doesn't care anymore. There's peanut shells all over the place. Nobody's ever worried about airplanes. Serve peanuts again. Like, what happened to the great fear peanut allergy that was sweeping the nation a while ago? And then it was like, yeah, we made all the money we can make off fooling them with this. What's next? It went away. And I know there's legitimate people with peanut allergies out there. That's the thing. But it got to be this epidemic of everyone had to be careful. I went to Caliento's house. His son had a peanut aller, and I had a bag of peanut M and M's. My hands. You can't have those. Go wash your hands. They're Joey killers. And he's got a legitimate allergy. But I was, at the time, I was worried that, oh, what if I ate peanuts and forgot and I touched Joey and kill him and now it's not even a thing. Nobody's worried about it. When Covid came along, nobody started. It ended. And everybody's like, I can shake hands again. Whether you ate. I could eat tons of peanuts. Baseball games, game. Peanuts everywhere. But we've got warnings may contain.
Toledo
War stopped.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it. It slowed for a little bit. Air Southwest Airlines was serving pretzels at. Yeah.
Toledo
Baseball games.
Brady Bogan
They still do planes. Well, they. Yeah, but you get peanut option again.
John Holmberg
Oh, you do?
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You can get peanuts.
John Holmberg
Oh, okay.
Brady Bogan
I mean, I haven't flown Southwest in a long time. In fact, I did it last summer and it was weird. I remember eating the peanuts and just sitting there calling homely. But the. Yeah, but it used to be, like, banned. They were banned. And then peanuts were a problem and you had to be careful.
Toledo
You get the warm nuts in first class.
Brady Bogan
That's right. And people with allergies can't fly first class. Please. You can rub it all over everything. I don't know. Seems like we're just constantly bamboozled. We're constantly being thrown the curve to make us argue with each other all the time. Time. And it's so easy. But I will argue with you if you pull that free voucher card and then yell at me that I'm running. You're running some sort of. No, you're running a scam. You do this wrong, not them. They're good people. Just trying to make a day go by. Sorry, Brett.
John Holmberg
Jesus Christ.
Brady Bogan
A day comma, go by. Not a takeo by. A day go by is different than a john. Anyway.
John Holmberg
Did you have to. Was that Bill Osborne you had to deal with. With the manager in that. I can't imagine what he would have said.
Brady Bogan
Oh, if Bill Osborne. If we. Well, he had to deal with it when we worked at Tony Roma's and you'd get those old people. We have the voucher for the two for one ribs and we wanted to do that, but we want to. We want a baby back. I'm not sure your glasses prescription is on point. Let's take a look at the coupon, shall we? Oh, right here in the big print. St. Louis style ribs. I don't know, maybe it's me, Gladys. Can you see where it says baby back? I'm missing it. We were here last year and we didn't think you'd make it back. Welcome. Very smart, Alec. That may be true. But I can't can read.
Toledo
I also have the right.
Brady Bogan
Bill handled it. Bill got to the point as the best restaurant manager in the world of wandering over like, hey, we got a problem with these two old people at table 12 there. There's four of them. They want to split the two for one, and that's three ribs per person. I'm like, yeah, I don't know what's going on. He was go over to tell him, all right, folks, how's it going here? I understand John says there's a problem at the time table. We've got the voucher for the two for one, and we want to split with our friends. So the four of you brought $8 to dinner? No, we were buying for them. How gracious. How about this? I'll cover your bill. That way you can continue to buy your statins without any worry. They heard free. They didn't care. You're not going to make it to the car. So we're good here. He would always walk up to a table. What do we need for free? Folks, I understand there's a problem. We're not looking for anything free. Then why am I here? Well, I just want to let you know that the glass, my wife's glass with water is cracked. My God, is she still alive? Well, there's no chip. It was just cracked on the bottom. We thought it was quite dangerous. And you are right. Would you like something free now? Would you? You're kind of an asshole. You know why I'm trying to buy you dinner? No. He would make people feel horrible for their petty complaint. Our onion loaf is supposed to be a square. This is more of a mound. My God. Who do you want fired? What? What? This is atrocious. How are you gonna get through the rest of your life? He was the best. The best. He's got to be. He shot dead.
John Holmberg
We gotta find him.
Brady Bogan
Oh, he's dead. I miss Bill.
Toledo
It's like one of those jobs that there's gonna be a limit to it. Oh, people like a police officer.
Brady Bogan
Same thing. Well, that's why they turn into dicks. Yeah, I've had it with you. I remember one time there was this Australian family. I spilled a drink on them, and they were very nice. And I, I, I kept saying, I'm so sorry. I, I was apologic. They were fine. Ah, no worries. Might happen soon. Accidents happen. And I come out from the kitchen and there's Bill standing at their table. And I'm like, oh, they called over the manager. I went, I walked up and I'm like, ah, spilled a drink. And now suddenly they're upset. Well, they were fine when I left and everything. Now they're upset because Bill came Over to them. Is everything all right?
John Holmberg
Right.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You get a little wine spilled on my wife. Would you like me to grab anything? We're not looking for free meals out of this. I didn't say you were. And then they. So they start going back and forth on like, who's cheap? And I'm trying to be nice and you're being an. And as I walk to the table and I don't know what happened between the beginning and end of this, Bill goes, there's not enough cocaine in the world for me to tolerate you people. And I'm like, oh, my God. Walked away. And I'm like, oh. And I said, I. I have a feeling this one's on up. Get them out of here. Send them back to their hillbilly dirt farm in Melbourne.
Toledo
Couple of bogan.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was fun. But, yeah, bottom line is we create the need for fine print by doing exactly that kind of crap and then go on some letter writing campaign when really your life is done with this, you've moved on. Why. Why burn down a couple of more houses just because you didn't get your way? What a group of entitled pricks. I always think of my friend Janny, lost boy of the Sudan he used to be. Yeah, well, he's not anymore. That's a fact. But I think about him having to drink his own urine and eat anything he found on his hundreds of miles long trek through hyenas and lions to go all the way over to Ethiopia, only to get kicked out again and have to walk all the way back past South Sudan a second time to get to. I remember Kenya. And then they're like, no. And they turn around again, and then somebody says, no, you can go back to Kenya. And he was seven. Started with 500 people, ended with five in his group. The oldest one was 12. And they found their way to the. And they ended up in a refugee camp for a couple years. And then he comes here and I go to Los Sombreros with. And he complained about the appetizer. So I'm like, how dare you? It has too much red sauce. It's swimming in it. And I'm like, you drink your own piss.
Toledo
And a year before that, he couldn't believe their appetizers.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's what I would say. Like, that was what I told him that night a year ago. You didn't even think appetizers were real. The food before the food. Are you insane? You're com. I don't want it swimming, John. Just eat what you're given man. I would like to talk to the manager. No, you're not allowed. Just be grateful you've got sauce swimming in too much sauce. There is too much product on my food plate. Do you hear yourself? I only wanted a little appetizer. You brought me this cube. I'm going to throw it all over way, put it in a box and send it back to your people. It all. We all changed. It's the American entitlement system. It's crazy. So anyway, yeah, I just, I that dude telling me to go F myself at the end. I'm like, really? What am I supposed to get you? More free food? And how's your windshield? It was fine. Perfect. Perfect job, perfect company, perfect everything all the way across the board. Great. And you gotta deal with people and it isn't most of us. It's almost like politics. The fringe weirdos on either side wreck it for all of us. It's the same thing with this kind of stuff. Most of us are pretty reasonable patrons of restaurants and companies and things like that. It's the ones that pop up, they go, oh, we gotta deal with this guy now. We gotta change what we say and we gotta put little fine print, little asterisks. The asterisk was invented. Invented. The reason there's an ass in it is because the reason it was invented, you're an ass. Is what they meant to say. Put an asterisk on it and say limit per blah blah, blah.
John Holmberg
Must need to though.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, kids eat free. Remember how that got out of hand?
Toledo
Well, the verbal stuff. Every once in a while it you, you know, fine print. You definitely have to check yesterday.
Brady Bogan
It's because of assholes though.
Toledo
Except them wanted to re up. You know they had charge. I had it in the car and it expired. But they automatically.
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah, they pop it right back.
Toledo
I called them and basically say I got. I want to. Will you continue it the same? Basically. No. No raise five bucks a month.
Brady Bogan
No raising price.
Toledo
Yes, we will. And then she says, and then at the end of the year it'll automatically react up at 24.98amonth.
Brady Bogan
From $5.
Toledo
From $5.
Brady Bogan
Just say no.
Toledo
So I said, you know what? I just cancel it like so a year from now. Yeah. But if it does do that, just call us back and do it again after. After the month and we'll.
Brady Bogan
You got to stay on top of it.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
But I have a feeling that it's mostly us most of the time. That's because of us. I know. Doesn't make Any sense.
Toledo
It is still on me to know when that.
Brady Bogan
Sure it is. It's your bill. Well, how's it their responsibility?
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Go back to the kids eat free thing, though. I remember Tony Romans there, we had a kids eat free on Sundays thing, and we had a family of five that would come in and order three kids meals, and then they'd get like fries, the mom and dad and a pitcher of water. So we had to add in with the purchase of an entree. Okay, kids eat for. So everybody. All the adults had to get one. So each kid ate free so long as you bought an entree. And if they. And the bad thing was we get in arguments all the time with one parent coming in with four kids. I got my entree. That entitles you to one free kids meal. Well, I've got four kids. You gotta buy the other three stuff. You can't. We'll knock one off. Hold. It says on the sign there kids eat free. All right, so do you want us to go outside and paint on the window? Not all kids eat free. Some kids eat free. What do you want? Well, if you. If you don't say, then all kids eat free. So if a school bus rolls in here, all of them get free food. How long do you think we're going to stay in business with this plan of yours? Well, that's your fault. No, it's not. Really. We just didn't assume everybody'd be complete. And so we have to change stuff now.
Toledo
That's where you're. When you're painting your windows. Desperation.
Brady Bogan
It's the end of a restaurant. The second you see that dude out there just smiling away because he's got a gig writing kids eat free on a window. That restaurant has about eight months left. Kids eat free. And then underneath, even those window painters had to get good at making asterisks with the purchase of an adult entree. And they had to use the really thin paintbrush for that because they couldn't make it block letters. I bought my entree and I brought my seven kids. Look, lady, do you want. You don't want Bill Osborne at this table right now talking about the Mormon way.
Toledo
Here come the vest leaf.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. How many kids do you have? I've got 11 of them. All right. 10 of them are eaten at price. Pick your favorite. He's getting the free meal off the kids menu. You said kids eat free, so I got him a full rack of ribs. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Kids don't eat whatever they want. For free. We got a special menu for those.
Toledo
Idiots at Brett's house. There was a spark plug in my lasagna.
Brady Bogan
I understand there's a problem with the kids eat free. Deal. What's going on? Well, I got a full entree for my child, and he's trying to charge me full price. Oh, I thought he was a. Who ordered off the regular people? Me. Turns out he's not. He's a child. By the way, when don't kids eat free?
Toledo
You're telling me that kid with a beard?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Toledo
Is under 12?
Brady Bogan
I'd like to see some ID from you or your wife. Child. You've got a lot of nerve. Yeah, I'm the one with nerve. Oh, Osborne. How I miss him. Problem solver Bill Osborne. Anyway, be nice. Be nice to people. If the waiter comes up and says, hey, this is going on, don't question it. He's just a waiter. He's not trying to get one over on you. He's just following rules. You don't care.
John Holmberg
He just wants your tip.
Brady Bogan
He wants the tip and he doesn't want to be hassled. Stop yelling at people who handle your food. Be nice to them.
John Holmberg
Or balls.
Brady Bogan
Even if they make a mistake. Yeah, oh, yeah. Even if they make. Yeah, oh, yeah. You get a free bowl of soup. Guess what? That's not soup. That's boogers. And that's for sure. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert?
John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's true. So.
John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
A guy just sent me the deal. He said, I just got the deal from. From the grill. And he said it says entitles you to one, and then in parentheses, also the number one, in case you can't read the word one, they give you the number two.
John Holmberg
That's funny.
Brady Bogan
So they have to. You didn't say. But it's not all you can. Yeah. For everybody. The world can come in here. If I brought the world, you'd have to fetus people. See, dude, go back and read that. Unbelievable. Fine printing.
John Holmberg
All right on the list. Mud Vein, Nine Inch Nails, Primus, Fozzie Gnr, Corn, Metallica, Godsmack, Disturbed Terror. They're gonna be in town on Tuesday, so we'll probably do that on Tuesday. Bullet For My Valentine. And that new one from volbeat we kind of sampled yesterday. Somebody was asking for that one.
Brady Bogan
Bring it out.
John Holmberg
Monster Hand. Yeah, Monsters Hand.
Brady Bogan
Good stuff, too. One thing I will say about this song is I don't believe it. Has a powerful punch. Great.
John Holmberg
The riff is great.
Brady Bogan
Incredible riff. Great verse. I don't think the chorus is enough to make you go, whoa. It's good. But it seems.
Toledo
Sound like the. The singer. The beginning.
Brady Bogan
No, it sounds like a ghost song. It's a great song. I actually like it a lot because I'm a volbeat fan. If I wasn't, I don't know that this one would catch me after about three or four. We'll see though. Maybe. Maybe it'll grow on me. But I'm like. Doesn't have much of a. A, A hook. Still pretty cool, though. I enjoyed it. And yeah, Brett's right. Easter keg. Thursday morning. We got. That's tomorrow, if you can believe it.
John Holmberg
No, I can't.
Brady Bogan
Tomorrow we got the Easter keg. Brett will have the first one out. And then we start to hide and Easter Bunny starts hopping around with those kegs all night tomorrow we've got the kegs in the lobby right now, which is unbelievable. It's so weird to see. And I'll be taking them out all over. I got a drop. Hopkins wants to hide a couple of. I got people bring me some kegs. I want to hide them. I'm like, some of these folks are to want to do that. So they're going to be out there. 98 kegs, one of them worth five grand. 10 of them worth 500. So we got. You know, you can walk away with some cash. All you got to do is hunt for them, find one and find out if you're the big winner at the Four Peaks Tasting Room on Friday night. And that's going to be a show in itself. So, man, oh, man. Ready to go with Easter Keg 2025. I can't believe it. It's Vol. Beat it's. Your wake up song. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, fully erect.
John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
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Byron
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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
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Toledo
Made it to the 9 o' clock hour last year, I think.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we went pretty deep last year. It was a good one.
John Holmberg
Yeah, last year was good. I don't know what we're gonna do this year.
Brady Bogan
We'll find out. We'll figure something out. But that's tomorrow morning. And that's how it all starts off. And of course, you'll have all the others. You're gonna have offspring tickets tomorrow too. You fest tickets. Yeah, I am. Oh, yeah. All right. You're loaded for bear tomorrow.
John Holmberg
Nobody tells me anything. Yeah, I just show up here, I'm like, all right, fine.
Brady Bogan
I just found out. I read it and found out as we go.
John Holmberg
Kristen will be there helping me out, so.
Brady Bogan
Kristen.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Oh, not the other one. No, no, not the quitter.
John Holmberg
Not sales. No.
Brady Bogan
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Toledo
Good Wednesday morning to you.
Brady Bogan
Things the world.
Toledo
Wednesday morning, remember?
Brady Bogan
Do you remember? Listen to him waxing nostalgic about wings day. Do you remember that? I remember.
John Holmberg
Let me tip one out.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, tip it out for our port. Our Wings Days.
John Holmberg
You can still celebrate it. Well, here's what doesn't have to end.
Brady Bogan
You can celebrate.
Toledo
You can.
Brady Bogan
They don't have to sponsor your Brady report for you, but now. Now you're pulling a full on emailer move. I know we're not sponsored. It's gonna be tough to get those free wings.
Toledo
It's wear pajamas to work day.
Brady Bogan
It's pajamas.
Toledo
So if you haven't left.
Brady Bogan
I do it every day.
Toledo
If you're in your car, turn around.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Toledo
Heck, at home, put your pajamas on.
Brady Bogan
I barely. I barely go anywhere without wearing PJs at this point. I like that you call them pajamas. It's classier. I do the hillbilly pajamas.
Toledo
Couple of baseless fun facts. Bluetooth is Named after the 10th century Scandinavian king, Harold Bluetooth.
Brady Bogan
Because he could hear everything.
Toledo
He united the Danish tribes into one king kingdom. So when Bluetooth technology was invented, they picked that name because it unified the way machines communicated.
Brady Bogan
Oh, well, he brought people who couldn't communicate together, and that's what this did. So they called it Bluetooth. They were going to figure out a way to shoehorn that dude's name into something.
Toledo
There have been proposals made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with themes including the Titanic.
Brady Bogan
Solid.
Toledo
The moon.
Brady Bogan
Moon. Cool.
Toledo
The wwe, little hillbilly playboy. London, San Francisco, the Caribbean. And none of them were approved or happened. I ran out of money.
Brady Bogan
I think they should do the Hotel Vegas and go full original old hotels. It's nostalgic enough now that you can just build an entire resort, like a retro resort. Each little space is, you know, the old dunes, the old front frontier.
Toledo
Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.
Brady Bogan
It would be really cool. And instead of going to Fremont street, which is just filled with the worst members of society ever, you actually have a beautiful resort. And all the rooms are updated to what they used to look like. So you can stay in the Sahara. You could stay, you know, at the old Hilton, at the old mgm. The Flamingo's gone now. So all the ones that are in there? Yeah. The Desert Inn, the Thunderbird, the Stardust. They're all in there.
Toledo
Most of the static you hear on a radio. Radio. Is caused by the radiation field around Jupiter.
Brady Bogan
But going back to that. Sorry, Brady. They did just open Vegas World. Vegas Resorts World. And I don't. I. I didn't go. And you were there.
John Holmberg
No, Toledo was there.
Brady Bogan
Toledo was there. I don't think they celebrate old Vegas the way they should.
John Holmberg
No, I don't think so.
Brady Bogan
Old Vegas is so cool. So cool.
John Holmberg
Except Fremont.
Brady Bogan
Well, that's real old Vegas. I'm talking about the idea of it. Not the actual Cortez. No, the nugget. You walk in, you go whoop. Ceilings are too low. I feel like I'm getting attacked. And you leave. But yeah, you go into like real old stuff and make it count. Take away the smokestank and all the aging.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Now you don't have those cocktail waitresses that have been there since the Nixon administration.
John Holmberg
Cigars, cigarettes.
Brady Bogan
I don't think you're allowed to sell that.
Toledo
Pogs got their name from a Hawaiian brand of juice juice called Pog Juice. Where Pog stood for pineapple, orange, guava.
Brady Bogan
And Pogs the toys.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
That'S timely.
Toledo
Researchers in Japan found a way to wake up feeling less groggy and more alert. When we let a little more sun exactly 20 minutes before our alarm goes off.
Brady Bogan
Off.
Toledo
You allow some sun or light to come in.
Brady Bogan
Lazy bastards. Getting up after the sun comes up.
Toledo
So opening your curtains after you wake up doesn't do it unless you're waking up right after the dawn, then leaving them open all night. So they're saying put in a automated thing that costs basically between 150 and 200. That will set the alarm. It'll automatically appreciate or pull the curtain.
Ryan
All pro shades.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I was going to say all pro shades can probably fire that up for you by the way we have in there.
John Holmberg
Brady.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. Nice job. You upkeep. Evidently Brady needs something. Worst invention and worst purchase other than the Margaritaville mixer that I ever bought was a gift actually was the rise with the sun alarm clock. And it simulated a sunrise.
Ryan
That's the one that slowly.
Brady Bogan
It was.
Toledo
My phone will do it on my alarm.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. But this would like illuminate the room. And it was this bubble clock with this kind of. And it was, it was sort of neat looking. But at. You know, when you set the alarm it would say how soon before this do you want the sun to come up? And so it. Like in a dark room you could have like this gradual light slowly. But it would piss you off because like you couldn't hit snooze.
Toledo
These.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, those are really nice versions. This was, this was older, but yeah, it was shaped like that and it would. But those have like different colors and they're. You try to turn it off and it's like, no, that sun ain't stopping. Like you got 15 to 20 minutes for this. This tanning bed turns in. It like starts to heat your room up.
Toledo
The study found Those clocks that you're talking about, the sunrise. Alarm clocks. Awful that use the artificial light don't work as well. Natural sunlight is best.
Brady Bogan
Use my method. Stay up all night to the best of your ability. Abilities. Go to work, finish it off. Go home, go right to sleep. Go to bed when you're tired. Wake up when you're not tired. It's. It's changed my life.
John Holmberg
You remember those alarm clocks that were baseballs that you had you had to throw to turn it off.
Brady Bogan
I had one of those too.
John Holmberg
They were great until I knocked a model car off my dresser when I was a kid.
Brady Bogan
Oh, you whip it around, you end up breaking something. You can't throw a clock.
John Holmberg
I know.
Brady Bogan
In the house.
John Holmberg
That was a great idea at first.
Brady Bogan
Don't.
Toledo
Oh no.
Brady Bogan
Anyway, you can't throw a clock in the house without breaking. So go ahead. He's thinking about it. Oh, it's in there.
Toledo
A study.
Brady Bogan
Look at that. Oh my God. Maybe we should all take a lap real quick.
Toledo
A study in the journal Circulation found doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders for your health. Researchers to tracked the movements of 24,000 adults for about a week. None of them were people who got regular exercise. The ones who did minor tasks briefly or briskly saw major health benefits years later. For some, their heart attack and stroke risks was half what was. People are just going through the regular motions.
Brady Bogan
So people who worked a little less minor stuff.
Toledo
Stuff include like speed, vacuuming the rug or walking faster when you take out the trash. They found that even five minutes of rushing per day made a difference.
Brady Bogan
The idea is just do makes you healthier. Yes.
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's gonna live forever.
Brady Bogan
Hold on a second. Getting up and moving around briskly is healthier.
Toledo
Five minutes.
Brady Bogan
Imagine what a study this is. This is like that one that when you ejaculate, you go to sleep. What a. What a scientist. Scientific eye opening experience. If you get up and move around briskly, suddenly your heart beats better. Science is on to something here. You mean sedentary, seated, not moving around too much. Lifestyles aren't as healthy as the ones where you get up and do something.
Toledo
Basically saying if you don't have a bow flex at home or something that you can work out.
Brady Bogan
No, it does not say that. The opposite. Don't, don't do it. You're going to kill someone.
Toledo
No, that's what they're saying.
Brady Bogan
No, absolutely. That's saying in lieu of full exercise, rush vacuum for five minutes and you'll be as healthy as a horse. That's not what?
Toledo
Not as healthy as a horse. But it cuts down.
Brady Bogan
Compared to what?
Toledo
Heart attack, Stroke?
Brady Bogan
Risk to not doing anything.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
It's. Look, it's a. It's. That's just stupid.
Ryan
I appreciate what you're trying to do.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. You're trying to take lazy people and say take no times. Vacuum for a couple seconds. Your heart's as healthy as anybody who looks good.
Ryan
You're giving a lot of husbands.
Toledo
They might not even be doing that.
Brady Bogan
That's our point. To be sedentary and lazy isn't as healthy as just get up for five minutes. That's basically where we are with the American health plan. Can you get up and do something for five minutes that'll be better than what you're doing? You're costing us a fortune. Pigs. No. It is not the replacement for a Bowflex 5 minute vacuuming session. No.
Toledo
But that's the excuse. I don't know. I'm not doing anything.
Brady Bogan
No.
John Holmberg
Or just make your wife.
Brady Bogan
Or that there's. The wife should be much healthier. By the by, if you sweat while you vacuum, you're dying. That is not hard work.
Toledo
Remember the great toilet paper shortage of 2020?
Brady Bogan
Do I ever.
Toledo
Or the Sriracha shortage of 2022?
Brady Bogan
Didn't care.
Ryan
But I remember we felt pretty good when we got a 12 pack of garage.
Brady Bogan
Had a couple of stacks just in case.
Ryan
Found them on at the right time. And when they stocked it.
Toledo
The New York Post says there's a shortage of cousins.
Brady Bogan
What?
Toledo
Birth rates have been declining. The idea is apparently going viral because tick tock person female millennials are talking about they don't have the cousins that they're.
Brady Bogan
Huh.
Toledo
They're basically saying millennial parents are not having as many kids as they were when they were growing up.
Brady Bogan
Right.
Toledo
There's an actual data that shows declining birth rates. The idea apparently is going viral because of a tick tock where a female millennial talks about the issue. She says that when she and everyone that she knows was growing up, there are countless amounts of cut cousins. Now her kids have kids. Cousins on one side, two cousins on one side and three on the other. It's just so different now.
Brady Bogan
But wouldn't it also mean there's less brothers and sisters? Yeah, Exactly.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
There's less everything.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Why just focus on cousins?
Ryan
Because it's affecting Braden.
John Holmberg
She's an idiot.
Brady Bogan
She's an idiot.
John Holmberg
I've noticed.
Brady Bogan
I have less cousins than other people.
Ryan
What will Braden do?
Brady Bogan
Right.
Ryan
You'll have to be involved.
Brady Bogan
Braden, Kaden, Jaden, where are our cousins?
John Holmberg
Just buy him another iPad. And that's all you need to do.
Brady Bogan
So get them to vacuum for five minutes a day and they'll turn into Schwartz.
Toledo
Speed vacuuming.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. Don't. Don't dilly dally. Be a good woman.
John Holmberg
Speed vacuum. Not a standard hurry with you.
Brady Bogan
Hurry up.
Toledo
Standard suck.
Brady Bogan
Get back to the couch a couple minutes and then that. You've done enough. Don't blow up. Literally.
Toledo
Speed trash dumping.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, garbage castle. That couch isn't gonna, you know, just sit there empty its whole life. You have to get on it, run that trash out there and then, oh, and don't forget to grab like a snack. You've earned it. And then get back on that couch.
John Holmberg
And bring me a beer.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, get me a beer while you're out of it.
John Holmberg
You're gonna walk past the fridge anyway.
Toledo
If you're doing it, sprint.
Brady Bogan
Yes. And if, and if you. And if you notice, if you notice your house shaking, your neighbor's taking out the trash. America is loaded full of fat. There's gonna be more heart attacks based on that stupid thing of these chunks. Getting off the couch for two minutes for the first time ever. Peeling themselves off of their lazy boy to go. Run, trick. Run the trash to the bed.
Ryan
What happened to your wife, Bill?
Brady Bogan
She dropped dead doing a chore. Yeah, you saw her. She was a mountain. Brady told her that she should run the trash out once and her heart blew up.
Ryan
She sprinted.
Brady Bogan
She tried. I guess that's what you'd call it. Look more like that rock chasing Indiana Jones.
Toledo
But a new spring cleaning poll found that if you haven't converted your garage into an Airbnb yet, there's a good chance it's full of junk. 31% of Americans say their garage is at least half filled with clutter. That includes 9% who said it's so full they can't even park in it. 24% said their garage is clutter free. 23% said about a quarter full. The remaining 23 said they don't have a garage.
Brady Bogan
Why are they even?
Toledo
The poll found we also use a significant portion of our home for stock storage. At least 100 square feet for most of us. One in five say they need 500 square feet.
Brady Bogan
Yikes.
Toledo
Which is around the size of a two car garage. If we cleaned everything out, the top things, we'd use our extra space for our hobbies. A guest bedroom, home gym.
John Holmberg
But that's usually what that storage is. The old hobbies that you never get around to. I'm Gonna go to that.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. The dust collectors.
Toledo
They did a little research on saying what a hundred thousand dollar salary will get you in various cities. The comparison. What's that worth in New York? Nothing around a $30,000 job year.
Brady Bogan
Huh.
Toledo
Basically $100,000 in New York equal to 30,000.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Toledo
And of Phoenix it's worth about $77,000.
John Holmberg
Compared to what?
Toledo
Yeah, compared to who's The San Francisco $42,000.
Brady Bogan
Who's at zero.
Toledo
The expense of living.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but I guess who's. Yeah, what are we comparing it to? Because $100,000 in Phoenix is $100,000.
Toledo
How far it goes depending on where you live compared to earning $100,000 dollars places the individual tax filer at the upper limit at 22 tax bracket.
Brady Bogan
Yeah but that's. It's got to have a baseline of something to comp it to the cost.
Toledo
Of living in those cities.
Brady Bogan
We understand that. Where is the hundred thousand dollars? 100,000. You can't have statistics without.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Where it's worth exactly 100,000. Brett's. He's about to start swinging. You see what we're saying.
Toledo
The top 20 cities where they're saying that there are. It is not the most expensive.
Brady Bogan
No, we're not asking that.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
What's the. In order to have this work you have to have a 100,000 equals 100,000 in order to make anything.
Toledo
What are they basing that off?
Brady Bogan
Yes. The baseline.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Ryan
Which city is $100,000?
Toledo
I'm looking right now. 89,000 is in Oklahoma and Texas.
Brady Bogan
Higher. Brady. Higher.
Toledo
It doesn't give the $100,000 city.
Ryan
So it's a flawed study.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
What's Izzy doing?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, let's go over and see if Izzy can figure this out.
Toledo
Yeah. It's. What is the base city of a hundred thousand dollars? That's a great question.
Brady Bogan
Really is.
Ryan
I love it when things wash over you.
Brady Bogan
It just the learning curve with Brady Bogan.
Toledo
It might be.
Brady Bogan
It might be what?
Toledo
But it's probably covered by that ad.
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah. There's a big ready to remodel ad over the top of the story. So he skipped a really crucial part because he printed the ad. That makes tons of sense. There it is. It's got to be above that. You little gem.
Toledo
If I were to guess.
Brady Bogan
No throw one out there. We're a. We're a hundred grand Laramie, I think.
Toledo
Or Indiana maybe somewhere in India.
Brady Bogan
Why. Why are you throwing this at me? Why are you just Ohio and randomly cost of living.
John Holmberg
He's going Hillbilly states.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, he's going where I live.
Ryan
Bigot. Brett left.
John Holmberg
Did you find it?
Toledo
No, because he's not 89,000.
Brady Bogan
Look, 89,000 is the one he can read. Like he printed an ad over the top of the story, and he acted like it was. Just go to the site and find it.
Toledo
In Kalamazoo, Michigan, this dude got in trouble. Trouble because his girlfriend. He's 19 years old, his girlfriend went on a cruise with her family, and he had to stay back and watch the pets. So he's a little upset he didn't get to go on the cruise. And his girlfriend. The family did, though. Why would you get the invite? Regardless, he called in a bomb threat on the ship.
Brady Bogan
Oh. Oh, geez. That's taking it to the next level.
Toledo
He just got sentenced to a year in prison.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's not good. Just because you didn't get your way, don't fake explode stuff.
Toledo
Let's get to some radio videos. First one is gymnastics Mess up on the unparalleled bars.
Brady Bogan
The uneven bars.
Toledo
Uneven bars, also unparalleled.
Brady Bogan
They're not. They are unparalleled. Well, no, they're parallel. Yeah. Came to work one day and suddenly kaboom. Suddenly kaboom. By the way, not much better than when esp. ESPN does girls college gymnastics somewhere in February and March, because it's all the girls that aren't going to the Olympics because they don't have the dietary discipline that the ones who do go to the Olympics have. So they're thick and they know it. Those outfits stand no chance against a thick ass, let me tell you that. Before you know it, you're looking at B holes and prostates. I don't even know what they don't have. What they do have, you're seeing in there at colons.
Ryan
And thank you, Livy Dunn, for showing them how to make their money. Money, too.
Brady Bogan
And I bring up prostates because some of them are men. Now you have to sue Maine to make that stop.
Toledo
Next one's a little life of a stuntman.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Toledo
It goes through some stuff. That's all right. Some stunts aren't so easy.
Brady Bogan
He's jumping off second floor and dropping down into a flower bed.
Toledo
And it hits pretty hard.
Brady Bogan
Hit it hard.
Toledo
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
There's a stop.
Ryan
It looks, you know.
Brady Bogan
Oh, the flower. Oh, you think he hit his head on the outside of the flower bed? They have a cushion and side of it. You can hear it. But I think his head hits the side. Yeah, that's definitely not he landed on his head too. That's just bad stunt manning.
Toledo
Next one's kids getting hurt. Little kid on a razor scooter, he's.
Brady Bogan
Jumping from one level to the next on a razor, face down. That's great stuff. He doesn't even come close to making that jump. He's terrible at it. That's how you learn, son, that you're bad at stuff through failure.
Toledo
Next is a dude, Parkour, hot dogging, trying to impress everyone.
Brady Bogan
Double backflip jumps up, grabs a high bar, starts to swing. Oh, and he tries to do a backflip off it and he bangs into it and breaks his arm on the ground. That's pretty good parkour. And I'll tell you what it is up until that last move. And again, the reason we watch Parkour is for mistakes. It's like tightrope walking. Nobody wants to see success. You want to watch the guy eat it.
Ryan
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Ryan
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Ryan
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Brady Bogan
Holmberg's morning sickness.
Toledo
Last one's up. Two guys. One guy goes under a train and gets halfed.
Brady Bogan
Okay, so it's really only about one guy here.
Toledo
Well, his buddy pulls him out.
Brady Bogan
Well, sure, somebody's got to. We're by the train. The train has stopped. They're just cutting between two cars up. Train starts Going guys in between, they're always in a pickle as friends down. Oh, oh, oh. Those are six giant train steel wheels. And then his friend does. Oh, my Lord. That's the end of that.
Ryan
Did he just wring out his hands?
Toledo
I don't know if he rung him out.
Brady Bogan
He's just like shook him down. Get some intestine off of you.
Toledo
Wow.
Brady Bogan
Yowzers.
Toledo
Ended on an upbeat note.
Ryan
Don't.
Brady Bogan
Said in Brady's defense, I just watched a thing. And they didn't give a baseline for the hundred grand either. They just said what a hundred thousand is worth in these other stuff Cities said unless I missed it.
John Holmberg
So ads over his.
Brady Bogan
You have to have a baseline for that to be a thing to make sense.
Ryan
God damn it, John. I'm both mad and then hopeful because the Brady report is the only news report that I have to do my own research, right? So I'm learning, but God damn it, it pisses me off.
Brady Bogan
Good for your heart to get up and briskly research some of Brady's story.
Ryan
Run to the laptop.
Brady Bogan
You put that bow flex down. That's a lot of work. Run to the laptop. The whole. I mean, like, quick, run to the dyson fly. No, no, no. We're done with that. You run to the laptop and you grab the computer and you research some of Brady's stories. I know you need your house vacuum, but we'll get to that in a minute. Can't do two things at once, Brady. Your lungs will fall out. Hold on.
Ryan
John, quick. Ask Brady how many flavors of Twinkies there are.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Oh, no. You're going to get. Not only that, how it's made, where the factory is. Todd, the guy that walks you around there, he's good people. He'll get you a discount if you mention Brady.
Ryan
Another one might be the same guy. What's $100,000 a Twinkies?
Brady Bogan
Yeah. How much is the value? Comped to another time? I always ask when I watch those old game shows, somebody, some girl won 6,500 bucks in 1973 on an old match game. So I hit the phone and I'm like, what was $6,500 worth in 1973 compared to today?
Ryan
25K.
Brady Bogan
$44,000 at the buying power of 44 grand. Wow, that crazy. Bert, what do you got on the videos?
John Holmberg
All right, we'll start this one here. Some thermal cam image videos from the San Diego Police department. So watch this.
Brady Bogan
You're getting ready to bail. Oh, wait, we got no video.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Toledo
Guy with The.
John Holmberg
Hold that thought.
Brady Bogan
I love the thermal cam. The helicopter gets down and gets the.
Toledo
Heat, follows the per.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's the best. Find them in like cars. They see where they're hiding. He's running down the street, helicopters out, car's rolling. We're going to stick with you guys. Not stop that guy, the car, the driver, hot stop. Oh, here comes a car to chase the running guy. He's behind a house. Now he's running through the house. Jumping the fence, threw the shotgun, threw something out. Grabbing the shotgun. Don't go over that fence. Don't go over that fence. Grab the shotgun again. Okay, he's running westbound through the yard, going to the back. He is armed. Stay there. Hold your position. K9 unit, end of the street. He's at the northeast corner, the northwest corner of that house. Full shotgun in hand, wearing a blue.
John Holmberg
Shirt, dark colored pants.
Brady Bogan
Well, they're gonna end him. Oh, he did himself, Abel. He just killed him. Did he ever. It's like Chinese fireworks in the backyard. Just. Oh, there's. There's little glowing heat chunks everywhere. Look at the splatter. And tip our cap to the boys in blue. Well done, gentlemen.
Toledo
San Diego.
Brady Bogan
One last battle. Bad guy. I like that a lot. That's how Ray Carruth got caught.
John Holmberg
Lemonade, anyone?
Brady Bogan
Oh, no, not like this.
John Holmberg
Oh, God.
Brady Bogan
There's a guy with a. He's doing something to a woman's butt, filling her up. He's Mormon. Oh, he's peeing in her, isn't he?
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
We gotcha. We got you, sister. Oh, then he gets a champagne glass.
Toledo
Come on.
Brady Bogan
He peed in her butt bottom. And as her bottom leaked it all back out. Chunks of other stuff are coming with. Oh, humanity is over. Oh, come on now, taste it. It's a glass. Oh, don't. Oh, thank God they don't show that.
Toledo
The shelves in the back are impressive.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, you gotta decorate.
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's the Billy shelves from ikea.
Toledo
Or whatever they are.
Brady Bogan
Chip and Joanna have a new thing they're doing on Magnetic Magnolia. They're decorating all the shelves with giant colorful dildos. That's two girls, a guy in one cup. Yeah, and I'd rather watch the other one.
Toledo
I think there's an olive in that glass, too.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that was an olive, all right. What would you rather do? Take a sip of that glass or go after the two girls? One cup ice cream cone.
Toledo
Oof, the glass.
Brady Bogan
You take a sip of that. Yeah, probably. Nah, I think I go for the cup just because it's a Bite and you're done. And this is why you're eating the same thing.
Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
And this one is. You may recognize the guy. He's a boxer.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
John Holmberg
I guess his gay porn tapes leaked out.
Brady Bogan
Oh, boy. It's not Oscar De La Hoya again, is it?
John Holmberg
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
We could go professional. Philly boxer Yusuf Mack's story exploded in the media. The 35 year old father of 10 claimed he was drugged and forced into doing gay porn. I can't. I can't. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter right now, cuz, you know.
Toledo
Oh, my God.
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God. You have got to have all the drugs in the world. Wow. He has two wieners in his mouth at once. Yeah, there's. They. You have got to. To be.
Toledo
Oh, wow.
Brady Bogan
Completely fooled for a while into the. He looks pretty up to it.
Toledo
What's the tattoo on the shoulder?
Brady Bogan
Well, it doesn't really matter. That's not what we're looking at here, Brady. We're not judging him for that decision.
John Holmberg
The only time I touch a man is I'm in the ring fighting. And now he's on tmz.
Brady Bogan
Wow. This is him. It was going to be with women. That. There was a naked woman in there. Saw a naked woman in the room, and then someone gave you a pill and a.
Ryan
And a shot of vodka and that's.
Brady Bogan
The last thing you remember, and I can't. I can't expl. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter right now. Look, I've had. I've had vodka and. Yeesh. And you can. Oh, man. There's a lot of coherence with this. With this drug compliance, I think, is what you're. Well, no, he's coherent. He's aware of what he's doing. His tummy is. Pill does wonders again. I've Adderall, I've had vodka. I've had. I don't know what else. I'm not a big druggie. Boners are hard to come by when you got too much vodka going through your system. Especially if you're not gay. I mean, yeah, there isn't enough alcohol in the world to keep me making tummy puddles on a couple of fellas and then claiming I didn't remember it. Boy, that video had to be shocking. If it's true. If he doesn't remember that, somebody goes, hey, you said, remember Friday? No, not really. What'd we do? Oh, boy. But kudos to him if that's his first Try.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And you're like, go ahead, stuff another one in my mouth. There are some women out there who are actually really good at one and they're still not up for like, give me another one. He's like the, the, the red panda of wieners. I can take on a ton. Bouncing him off his head and jumping. Let's take another look at that.
John Holmberg
Oh, hang on.
Brady Bogan
Pull back up the full news story. Come on. I got to see it again. That's too funny. And I wish the news had covered it this exact same. Now that you know it's even funny when the music starts, that's when you see this professional boxer getting pummeled about the face with both a left and a right. It's so good. And then to go on TMZ and go. I don't remember it. Just stay quiet. It's a legal matter. Just stay quiet and never talk about it with anyone on tv. Don't defend yourself. Hope it goes away. But now, but now jackasses like us have found out about it because you just said we could go. Professional Philly boxer Yusuf Mac story explain exploded in the media. The 35 year old father of 10 claimed he was drugged and forced into doing gay porn. I can't. I can't explain. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter right now. You know what's great in his bio? It's the first time he's super proud to say I'm a father of 10. See, I ain't gay. I got 10 children. Children. Yousef Mack. And by the way, if you're a 35 year old boxer I've never heard of, you're not a boxer by trade. You do something else, obviously. Yo. Yeah. Only time I touch a man is when I'm in the ring fighting. All my real friends who really know me know I like families. Yeah, yeah.
Ryan
And that is two wings on.
Brady Bogan
Tell you this, that is the first time any boxer in the history of the sport has screamed out, these are all my kids.
Toledo
That's AN O. That's May 3rd of. I don't know, but it says openly.
Brady Bogan
Now he says openly gay boxer Yousef Mac beats up on my guy for using a slur. Now he's open. Well, look, he's open right here. Wow. That. Look at the camera, Brady. Look at that. Or the tv. That's. That's an open gay.
Toledo
Yeah, that's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan
He's comfortable.
Brady Bogan
He was. He might have been closed for business before, but right here I'm looking at A very open gay. If your hands are behind your head and there's a fella moving your balls out of the way, you're openly gay starting right now. I'm not against it for you. I'm just saying. Oh, but the Phillies have to be thrilled. He won't stop wandering around in their gear. Got a nice, nice hit on TMZ today. One of some boxer. I didn't hear what he was saying, but he was on there with all our Philly gear, which was great.
John Holmberg
He'll throw out the first pitch.
Brady Bogan
Oh, he'll throw it out, get hit with batteries. Oh, my God. 85 miles an hour. How did he do it? Didn't even use his hands. Yeah, you're 35 and you're a boxer nobody's heard of. You're. You're not a boxer. You're in the boxing world.
Toledo
But since his last fight of his official boxing career was in 2014, October 25th.
Brady Bogan
Seen a fight since?
Ryan
Yeah, he's taken on another newest one.
Brady Bogan
Another battle. I saw him work in the bag. He must be training again. I think he's back in the gym anyway. Hilarious. It's 8. 25. There you go. Look, if you take two wieners at once, don't blame the guys doing it. I blame it on the alcohol. Yeah. No, when you reached for the second one, it's no longer you'll give them.
John Holmberg
The first one, but the second one, Twinkies.
Brady Bogan
You know, sir, maybe you got a problem, but when you reach for the second one, you can't blame Hostess. It's your fault. At a certain point. I've never once said, man, I had so much vodka, I can't imagine how many wieners I was holding by the end of the night. It's never happened. I still have my wits about me. And if I ever am in a video where that's going on, it's because of drugs and alcohol. You're not gonna see me smiling with my eyes open. I'm pretty much corpse in that thing. I'm gonna Nathan Sutherland's girlfriend that program. Wow, what a great video that is. There goes your BRADY Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful ROC radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homurg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com I hope Toledo's doing. I just asked him to see if we can get that done in time, but I have. If you're not watching, are you watching any of you guys start Black Mirror Season 7. Anything? You gotta watch that show, man. Oh, man, is that good stuff. But the first episode, the very, very rarely do I watch TV and think to myself, oh, that might start something. You know, like, I've always thought people that blame video games and violence and movies and things for why their kids are dicks are just lazy parents. That's kind of all they have, the imagery and the mystery of it all. Yeah, all right, maybe, but I don't think so, because too many. Your kid was going to do that no matter what, you know, because then explain to me why it happened years ago when kids would lose their minds and they didn't have video games and stuff like that, then just, you know, it's happening so much more often. No, it's not. But this thing I watched on Black Mirror in episode one, I thought, oh, that's a thing. Because there's money involved. And whenever there's, like a payday at the end of something, people will do things. In the episode from episode one of season seven, which is kind of a. It's a dark comedy. The episodes of dark comedy comedy, it's. Rashida Jones is in it. And basically it comes down to this family's kind of making ends meet. They've got this new technological thing that keeps his wife alive, and it's hard to pay for it. So he's at work and this guy at his work is like, on this website, and he's just laughing. He's like, you need to get back to work. And he goes, no, no, I'm on Dumb Dummies. The website's called Dumb Dummies. And so he's looking into it, and it's basically, essentially, it's like, only fans only only. It's just, how bad can we. How bad can we abuse the guy online and give him money? Like, let's put him up to chore. So it's essentially the old payday stuntman, only accelerated. So the one guy's got a cup of his own, the big old thirst buster of his own urine, and people are like, pennies, you know, take. And it gets to, like. When he gets to, like, 13, he'll drink it. So he's just raising little bits here and there. So in order to make some real money, you know, you start doing more absurd stuff. So you start seeing the lead character in the show. He's now. He's missing a tooth. You know, he's down there doing Dumb dummies to keep his wife alive with this new technology. And then a picture of him at work with a fist that's now a Giant dildo that the guy who watches dumb dummy saw him on. And so it became public. Well, I'm like, well, that's. That's going to be a thing now. There's going to be people with ideas. Well, here it is. Streamer lets followers Chinese water torch torch him, water torture him for cash. So basically, he sat online for 12 hours and the dripping thing on his forehead, which is designed to make people insane like the old. To torture the Chinese water torture, which you'd always hear. So every drop of water was 3 cents. So it's pretty low. It's almost like having a record deal. You're not getting tons of dough. But he's sit there forever and did the water. He made a machine that would drop water depending on people's donations and lay beneath it. He ended up 16 solid hours with one pee break for the list of donations. The episode of Black Mirror is called Common People, and they're saying he got the idea from this. It's a new thing that they want to start a website to say, hey, if people are willing to do it, is it wrong? But when you start looking, you're like, oh, boy, there are people who are going to do this. You know, the things you'd have to do are going to get worse and worse and worse. This is something that TV made happen immediately and said, all right, if it want to do horrible stuff for money, we'll pay for it. And who's worse, the person doing or the people paying for it? So the guy got the water torture thing, and he's like, you know, mentally, he's not completely normal, so he's trying to do another one or he wants people to do it again. Another torture to suggest, like maybe waterboarding. And he'll take money for that and you can donate, but it's you really, who the donator is the problem on this more than it is the guy.
Toledo
Willing to do it so many times too.
Brady Bogan
What waterboarding says who or what physically, I'm wondering, maybe you could die. You could die from once. You know, I don't know if it's. I don't know if there's a limit. Like, oh, it's your fourth time. You're definitely gonna die here. But that's. Yeah, this is the first time I've ever gone, well, this is definitely TV's fault. If this guy did this because he saw in Black Mirror, oh, yeah, I can do something like that. I think people have been doing. It's probably a dark web thing. I mean, the idea isn't Fresh.
Toledo
How much? I'll hang myself.
Brady Bogan
Right? And that's what it'll turn into. It'll be like, oh, okay, I'll. If you guys donate money to this cause, I'll do something terrible. I'll cut my arm off. And we have those people who do that to cut their wieners off. That one guy just went to jail for the eunuch guy who was frying up people's balls voluntarily. He had a store. But that becomes. Comes whether. See, that's free market enterprise. To me, that's free market capitalism. If there's an audience and you're. And you make money doing it, then there's a demand. So that means it's on the audience. That means it's us. If there's. If you can make enough money doing stuff to torture yourself and you know, that means that we're consuming your product.
Toledo
So it's more on us now that gets out there. More.
Brady Bogan
More people would do it. So you know somebody. Well, yeah, I say that. I'm with you. I say let them do it. And people who want to pay for it, if your stunts good enough, that's. If that's a thing. But they're. They're already trying to say, like, we can't do this. And they're trying to blame Black Mirror. And it's like, no, if you take these ideas and enough people give you money to do it, you can't make stupid illegal. They'll just find different ways to do it. It. But then you start wondering, would I. How. How. How down on my luck do I have to be to go get donate? Like, first off, for me, even like, go fund me. I have to be pretty down the list of like, before I turn to the Internet and just beg.
Toledo
Wasn't there a case, I mean, all the way back when, like Superman was either the cartoon or the. The original one where kid basically jumped off on a cape and they were trying to blame it on Superman because.
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah, he thought he could fly. Yeah. Everybody always tries to blame something else for why their kids are dumb.
John Holmberg
Well, those kids had off themselves listening to Judas Priest records.
Brady Bogan
Right? Right.
Toledo
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
They were dumb.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
Brady Bogan
If the record, if anything, tells you to do something that's just like. And you can buy it at Tower, it's on you. Because otherwise. Now, again, the argument that the lawyer had with the Judas Priest suicide was plenty of people have listened to this and not killed themselves. So it's not them. It was the person doing it. Like, yeah, suicidal thoughts don't Come from hypnosis through a record. You have to have that. So where does it go? But yeah, this one says have you seen the movie Nerve John? It's just like that. But people are daring you to do something and the winner gets rich. And I don't know but how bad would it have to get for me to like be with that boxer was to take. Yeah. Because we all have a price. Well squid games, that's a total.
Toledo
I know but talk about another thing that would. Oh, I got the idea from that.
Brady Bogan
But you're dying. There's no need for money at the end. If there's death in the end, it's just torturing yourself.
Toledo
People are trying to survive to win.
Brady Bogan
Sure. But they've been placed in a situation where they're going to only one will live. Like you know, I'm not doing that. I'm not going to get involved in that deal because it's like there's the end game is just not torch cut off a finger something. We all say that every man has a stuff price and we always usually make it about. What would it take to blow a guy?
John Holmberg
That's usually typical man what it is.
Brady Bogan
But I mean if Brady and I are look, you know much money we could make doing this. Think about it. Let's just put it right out there. You standing next to me with your. With your willie out and me saying if we don't hit a million dollars by the end of the day, I won't blow Brady. I mean people would like to watch that for the laughs. You and I walk out with 500k.
Toledo
Laughs and tears.
Brady Bogan
You and I walk out with 500k each or split each.
John Holmberg
Okay. All right.
Brady Bogan
We put a million dollar deal. I'll do it right now. A million dollar deal on it. You get to watch me blow Brady in the most. And I would do it only to make Brady so uncomfortable. It would be hilarious. And then the guilt you'd have to live with afterwards if I made you finish. Yeah, I'd walk around with like a championship belt on just to constantly remind you of how hilarious that is. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world. CMC is hiring immediately. At CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa, open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial machine mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers.
Ryan
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Toledo
Thermal camera with a shotgun.
John Holmberg
It's a good thing Tripp's not in town. How much did you say?
Brady Bogan
Do it. I don't. I would rather. What would you rather do? Torture yourself for gay stuff?
John Holmberg
Torture myself?
Brady Bogan
Would you really?
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
Brady Bogan
You'd like cut off fingers before you.
John Holmberg
I'll cut off a finger.
Brady Bogan
You and I sitting in a room, people want to give us a million dollars and all you got to do.
John Holmberg
Is blow me or cut off a finger. I'll take the finger.
Brady Bogan
No, that's.
John Holmberg
I got nine others.
Brady Bogan
For a million dollars. Look, nobody's gonna give you a million dollars. Hold on. Nobody's gonna give you a million dollars for one thing?
John Holmberg
That's what you said.
Brady Bogan
You cut off your hand. We cut off your hand or you blow me. See, I just like. Okay, you cut off both hands. Now we have an.
John Holmberg
Well, it's both. Where men.
Brady Bogan
You're going to blow me. Every man has a price. Oh, absolutely.
John Holmberg
Oh, I'm not saying there's not.
Ryan
Yeah, you're just saying you weren't there.
John Holmberg
I wasn't. Yeah, you didn't number yet.
Brady Bogan
Grateful that you had both hands while you did it.
John Holmberg
You don't want.
Brady Bogan
So would you. But we all kind of flip, you know, we think, oh, that's just terrible. I can't believe society. But we all deep down think, geez, you put the right price on it. What would I do?
John Holmberg
I don't think that guy got the right price. That boxer.
Brady Bogan
Oh, the boxer did not get paid enough for what? Taking two willies? That's a. That's a big price. But a million dollars, Brady. And all you got to do is stand there and take it. Oh, hilarious. And I guarantee you I would make you explode. Ready? I can't believe I finished. And every time I. That I. There wouldn't be A second of being in a room with you, I wouldn't be staring directly into your eyes after that. I love you. Just loved it. I would try to make you live your life with just the greatest. Like, you think you're carrying weight now? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Hold on. I can't even be in a room with you anymore. Let's go for another million. God dang it. Okay. Damn it, I'll do it. It's a lot of money anyway.
Toledo
It wasn't that bad.
Brady Bogan
No, it would be great for you. I'd be. But I. For the laughs and for your disco. I can get over it. I'll be fine. Like, yeah, you blew Brady. I'm like, yeah, a million bucks. Screw you. I did it. Yep. I'll do it again, too. And people are going to get no ammunition with him. With you. Saw you on video there getting blown for a million dollar. Just, you know, that's not what your mom think of that. Oh, God.
Toledo
Wasn't me.
Brady Bogan
Oh.
Ryan
Resort to lying.
Brady Bogan
You got to. Except for, you know what the better part would be?
Toledo
I think I got bigger issues.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, no, you know, you don't. You don't have any issues. You know, it be rough, though, is explaining how come Kirby's car is brand new. All that. Like, that would be the tough stuff.
Toledo
Oh, that's nice.
Brady Bogan
All the stuff you'd buy for the family and then realize how you got. How you ascertain this, how you got it. Yeah, that doesn't bother me. But the torture thing. And when you watch the. The show Black Mirror, the episode's called Comedy People, when you watch the show, they don't really show him doing anything. He just shows up, beat up. They do show him with that thing on his hand. It's just this gigantic. And essentially just sits there until people are like. And they suggest, like, all right, take it and do this. I'll give you another 30 bucks. 500 to put this here. And he's like, all right. And he just accumulates money. We'd all do it. Brett would do it before he cut his own hands off. What? Your limit.
John Holmberg
Fingers are gone.
Brady Bogan
But you cut your hands off before you do that. No, you'd blow me first for sure. What a moment of pride. Anyway, that's the world we live in now, so. And for those of you who are trying to follow Brady earlier this morning, explaining how $100,000 is worth another amount of money, somebody did email and explain it very, very well. He said, if you take the cumulative or average of the United States and Make that your baseline of what a hundred thousand dollars is based on all the major cities together. Boom. And then say now you can break them down on which one has the most value through that. It's very difficult.
Toledo
That's what I thought when I said.
Brady Bogan
No you didn't when I read the story. Then you would have had to explain that better than. That's a really good question. That's proof that when you said that's a really good question that meant you had put no thought into the baseline. And here's how it's easier to understand. Brady sounds to drunk. So we made him drunk. Here's drunk Brady doing that story all over again.
Toledo
They did a little research on saying what $100,000 salary will get you in various cities comparison. What's that worth in New York? Nothing around a $30,000.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Job year, huh.
Toledo
Basically $100,000. In New York having 30,000 equal to $30,000.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Toledo
In Phoenix it's worth about $77,000.
John Holmberg
Compared to what?
Toledo
Yeah, compared to who's the.
Brady Bogan
Who's it? Zero.
Toledo
The expense of. Of living.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. But I guess what are we comparing it to? Because a hundred thousand dollars in Phoenix is. A hundred thousand dollars.
Toledo
How far it goes depending on where you live compared to earning $100,000 places the individual tax filer at the upper limit at 22% tax bracket.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but that's. It's got to have a baseline of something to comp it to the cost.
Toledo
Of living in those cities.
Brady Bogan
We understand that. Where is the hundred thousand dollars? One hundred percent Hundred thousand. You can't have your statistics without.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Where it's worth exactly 100,000. Brett's. He's about to start swinging. You see what we're saying?
Toledo
Top 20 cities where they're saying that there are. It. It is not the most expensive.
Brady Bogan
No, we're not asking that.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
What's the. In order to have this work you have to have. Have a 100,000 equals 100,000 in order to make the baseline.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Ryan
Which city is $100,000?
Toledo
I'm looking right now. 89,000 is in very close. Oklahoma. Texas.
Brady Bogan
Higher. Brady higher.
Toledo
It doesn't give the $100,000 city.
Ryan
So it's a flawed study.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
What's Izzy doing?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, let's go over and see if Izzy can figure this out.
Toledo
Yeah. It's. What is the base city of a hundred thousand dollars? That's a great question.
Brady Bogan
Really.
Ryan
I love it when things wash over you.
Brady Bogan
It's just a learning curve. With Brady bogus.
Toledo
It Might be.
Brady Bogan
It might be what?
Toledo
But it's probably covered by that. An ad.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, There's a big ready to remodel ad over the top of the story. So he skipped a really crucial part because he printed the ad. That makes tons of sense. There it is. It's got to be above that, you little gem. That's too good. I like drunk Brady. We haven't done that for a while. That's a really good question, Gina.
Toledo
You might never ask that because, you know, you. You.
Brady Bogan
No, that made me cry.
Toledo
Talking with people and you're saying, oh, I make $60,000. I'm like, that'd be like $30,000 in. In San Francisco.
Brady Bogan
No, no, that's a baseline. You made a baseline with that. You made this the median. You made this your hundred. Yeah, that's your base. So you bring up another city on cost of living comparatively to what you've based. Baseline, though. You can't just say randomly cities. This is what it's worth versus what you'd have to have one. Gina, you might be worse than Brady in that one because she just texts and goes, did Brady get slowed down? He sounds drunk. Oh, my God, Gina. That was the whole purpose of the. All right, you got to do a disclaimer for all of it, I guess. Anyway, there you go. I enjoy that a lot. We got a rock horse coming up in a little bit. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock videos station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com. He's my favorite. Don't start that, Richard. Now I'm gonna start talking like that kid again. Love.
Ryan
Connor.
Brady Bogan
Connor and.
Ryan
And the super bright guy, the really happy one.
Brady Bogan
That's right, Richard. Everything's very good. We're having a nice time, aren't we, Richard? It's very good to see you, Richard. Oh, we're tying.
Ryan
Are you okay?
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Love on the spectrum.
Ryan
I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Brady Bogan
Love on the spectrum. That's. What's his name? Tanner. There's Connor and Tanner. Yeah, Connor and Tanner are my favorite. James is just ridiculous. Oh, Love on the spectrum. Toledo just started season. You guys have got to watch this. I'm watching it.
Ryan
Adan's worried about STDs.
Brady Bogan
Adon. Adan is worried about Danny. Oh, my God. I want. I'm going to watch it all over again. That's great. What's your dinner, I wonder? Me? Are you going to have dinner for me right now? Isn't that great, Nate. Oh, he drives me nuts. And if you see him climbing on top of. Is it Jack Black? Who did he meet on Jack Black? It's Jack Black. Yeah, he just.
Toledo
He's all that.
Brady Bogan
He's in his pocket. Kid's nuts. Anyway, sorry about that.
Toledo
And Jack handled it pretty good.
Brady Bogan
Well, you can't beat one up on television.
Toledo
He did afterwards.
Brady Bogan
Probably took a couple swings. Anyway, thanks for bringing that up. Right. Before we go in the air, Toledo, I think maybe you should rethink your I'm hanging on things. I agree. You won rock wars last week. Do you have anything ready for us?
John Holmberg
Yeah, why not?
Brady Bogan
You're shaking one out. All right, sure. Go get it. Throw it out there on the confidence.
John Holmberg
All right. You know, like, especially after Toledo just gave us drunk Brady.
Brady Bogan
Yes.
John Holmberg
Let's do a theme song for when drunk Brady shows up when we need him.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
When we need drunk Brady, so.
Brady Bogan
Oh, I like this. I'm gonna help you stroke in A is out.
John Holmberg
That's banning that one right away.
Brady Bogan
Now, here's what I. This is the bat.
Toledo
We've already used that one.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. This is the bat signal for when we're like, oh, let's call drunk Brady. Maybe he can explain this better. And we'll take a story that's not going anywhere with sober Brady.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And see if drunk Brady can make it better. All right. It's the drunk Brady bat signal when we need him most. Yes. When we call the call for the drunk Brady, take one of his stories and move it into the drunk Brady category. Oh, baby. All right. I like that. A drunk Brady theme song. Some reason. And you know what else I'm gonna ban? Not only. That's what I mean. Baby elephant walk, for some reason keeps popping in my head is something that we do. I don't want to do that one either.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, because that's something.
Toledo
Give that to Ralphie.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's Ralphie's, but that was more for his size. This is just wobbling around kind of thing. You know, unstable, unsure. All right, I like that. You want to help out homburg@98kupd.com you can text 97936 and give us your suggestions. We'll find out about that theme song next. It's 98 Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as rock wars. And it's BR to you by our friends at mo money pond. Short or long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000. No credit needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process. Just taking Jesus Christ. Mo Money. Pawn.com. my headphones are up a little high.
John Holmberg
Because you're loosening a molo a little too much.
Brady Bogan
I had some moloch in the system. My head almost exploded. The topic picked by Brett this week, based on that, we had to break out drunk Brady again to understand one of his crazy stories. And when he was drunk, it made more sense. Yeah, so Toledo did a nice job going in there, editing, making Brady drunk and making the whole thing make sense from an earlier Brady report story. We need the drunk Brady bat light, so to speak. And this song would be like, oh, cue the song. And we'll know for sure. It's time to break out drunk Brady. He'll help us understand Brady's incoherence. Brett, who would you like to go first?
John Holmberg
I think Toledo still looks for Brady, so you go first.
Brady Bogan
I'll go first. Mine. Easy. I actually had a couple of great ones in there. There's a lot to choose from here, and I decided to just throw it out there. This is a great one. It tells the story of, you know, I guess just the minute the. The minute the line head, she'll know. Here you go. Go ahead, Toledo, now. And go. And that's got to lead, so hold on. Don't do it now. Stop. Start again. The minute the line hits, you'll know. Go. Oh, for Christ's sake. If you like. There you go. When drunk Brady starts going, we'll break out the pina colada machine. The escape song is what it's called by Rupert. Thanks, Toledo. Well done. I'll just sit back and watch.
John Holmberg
Do it, Brady.
Brady Bogan
Timing, timing. You're up, Brady. Can't be any worse than that crushing blow.
Toledo
Well, I went with some drunk southern rockers because you're asking me questions. I go with Leonard Skinner. Don't ask me questions.
Brady Bogan
I don't know. Listen, I don't think he does either.
Toledo
That's the first time you ever heard this song?
Brady Bogan
No. Give us a line. Yeah, you guys sing along.
Toledo
Die. That's the course. So don't ask me.
Brady Bogan
All right. Feel like I'm watching mom. This family. All right. I've never heard. Basically talking about, you're the king of thinking that the B side was the side you were supposed to Listen to. You bought 45s and listened to the wrong one and thought that was the hit. I've. Have you heard that? I've never heard. I've never heard that one there. All right, Brett, you're up.
Toledo
Tits.
Brady Bogan
It is not.
Toledo
All right.
John Holmberg
First time I heard this song it was a bunch of drunk frat guys singing it. Which basically goes with Brady in his college days as well. And nobody knows the real lyrics of the song. It's Louie Louie from the Kingsman.
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah. This might be the one.
John Holmberg
And that's not it.
Brady Bogan
Then I got Toledo.
Toledo
Perfect.
Ryan
It's playing.
Brady Bogan
So was the other thing.
John Holmberg
It sounds like Brady talking too.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's coherent. Kind of strangeness. Let's let drunk Brady try to explain the story. All right. Louie Louie. There it is. So Toledo just. I almost want to do another one. Almost would have just scrapped this one.
John Holmberg
We just calling it this week and try next week.
Brady Bogan
You know what? It's a three way tie. Yeah. All right. In Toledo Wisms trounced. I can't believe. I don't think you played Brady's song. I did. That's the only one you got right. And nobody thinks that's right. Never heard of that song in my life. We both got Toledoed. Damn it. It's a draw. It's a draw. We'll try again next week. We'll try again next week. Sorry about that folks. We'll edit this out later. I had to probably go on with Louie Louie. I've never heard Brady. So it could go off the rails. I don't know. So I'm gonna. You and I are 1 and 1A on that to me. And then there's Brady's thing.
Toledo
It's gotta dive into some Skynyrd sometimes.
Brady Bogan
No. You too, by the way. You also dive in. Anyway. Yeah. That was not a big hit. That's not a well known song. It didn't stand the test of time. That's for sure. Because no one's ever heard it. Yeah. We'll just scrap it. Good. Thanks Mo. Money pong. That brings you rock work.
John Holmberg
We're sorry.
Brady Bogan
Let's try another one. We'll try another one. Distracted by Toledo banging his head into the wall. It does one good thing. Remember this though. One good thing of editing. And we've basically tapped him out. Like when a video game character gets down to his last little bits of energy and he can't work as good. Toledo did drunk Brady today and he did a great job.
Ryan
Need a stim pack.
Brady Bogan
And then. And then. And then. Then it's. And you got to give him a juice. Gotta have a cheat code or Toledo's gonna screw up the next thing. And that's exactly what happened. Anyway, congratulations to all of you. We'll see you next Week with Rockwood entertainment drills. Coming up next. Toledo. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming Hberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com Are you Toledo yourself? We're going to do it again. Today's topic, theme song for when you get toledoed. Son of a John. Just for the sake of standings. Who would have won? Brett wins. Okay. So to go on with Louie Louie. Thank you. Unsanctioned doesn't count towards the final. But I. I liked your choice.
Toledo
It's a great pick.
Brady Bogan
It was. And Brady evidently remembers songs other people listen to a lot because the song you can picked. We. We quizzed him off there. We haven't heard that. Sure I did. Greg Moloch told. He listened to that non stop. Well, that doesn't mean you heard it the whole time. Molok. Oh yeah, Moloch.
Toledo
It's big Mo didn't have a choice.
Brady Bogan
You did.
Toledo
He played it.
Brady Bogan
That's hostage taking. Then you were in a room. He would not turn the music off.
Toledo
On the whole song.
Ryan
Well, this was. Yeah, he loved because he. He threw me this one first. And then as you were introing him he. He threw me the lynch Skinner.
Brady Bogan
This was the first one.
Toledo
What is this?
Brady Bogan
What's this?
Toledo
Lincoln park looking for answers.
Brady Bogan
Dudley and Greg Moloch pounded this one. Nobody pounded that. The other one. I still don't know. So you get some Skinner fans out there. So it was the theme song to the blue collar comp comedy tour.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
You didn't know that?
Toledo
Oh yeah.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. We might have to use it now. Queue up the Louie Louie in 74 and your guy in 80 was pounding the Skinner B sides.
Toledo
Oh, he loved Skinner.
Brady Bogan
And you roomed with him. Yuck is right.
Toledo
I didn't room with him. That's when he's played it would play the whole hallway anytime time where he played it on camping camped with him.
Brady Bogan
He never stopped playing that song by.
Toledo
No, he played it a lot.
Brady Bogan
Oh, to the point where you remembered it today. We're questioning whether or not.
Toledo
Yeah, no, I.
Brady Bogan
You liked it.
Toledo
I do. I don't. Yeah, I like that song.
Brady Bogan
It's awful. I. I'm. We need justice. We need Justin. Do we need justice on the spectrum here? I'm sensing that he's just making that up. I still don't.
John Holmberg
I think it was on the same album as sweet home Alabama. I'm looking at him.
Ryan
Lisa last night liked your idea for justice justice on the spectrum because she's Like. But she was like, they're going to be too honest.
Brady Bogan
That's the point.
Ryan
I know.
Brady Bogan
And then you have a real judge, unlike another camera going, okay, when they get confused. I'll handle the legalities of. Because I could see James on Justice on the Spoon. This is very difficult and I'm struggling to. I don't know the legal ramifications of what exactly could be being done right here.
Ryan
James, the one during the. During the speed dating, he was actually writing down the scores and girls could see them.
Brady Bogan
The best thing in speed dating, you get a scorecard and you're supposed to wait for the girl to leave the table. But James was just putting never while she was talking. They don't believe you're my type. So I'm going to go ahead and put down no for you right in front of you. My f. Yes. I can't believe you guys like that is. That is must see television at this point. And coming up with justice on the spectrum. And trust me, I'm giving credit to you, Ryan Weber, you came up and said something about it. I came up with justice on the spectrum. We comboed ideas and we're gonna be. We're gonna make the show. I was hoping Kevin Smith would join us today. Cause I would have asked him to be part of that. And then we're blowing up this banana stand. There's always money in the banana stand. We're getting out of here. Count on it. Yeah. Justice on the spectrum is. Oh, and it's just a flip of the coin of who your judge is. Is it Danny? Is it a don? Is it. Oh, you are Connor. You want Connor. You want Connor.
Ryan
Tanner would tell you he's going to hurt your feelings.
Brady Bogan
Yes. I don't believe. I want to have. I don't. I want to do that to you, Mitch. I want to. I'm going to help you out, Midge. Oh, my God. Are you watching it, John? God damn it. Will everyone just go home and watch Love on the Spectrum. It'll make the world better, a better place. Justice on the Spectrum. It's coming. Oh, it's a great idea.
Ryan
Tonight on Fox.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it would be judge shoot. It would be every day. Oh, it has to happen. It's 9:54. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. And I do believe another place that will be. They usually play games with the keg. We get them a keg and they do They've buried it. They've put it in.
Ryan
Didn't they make them. Didn't Jay make him perform?
Brady Bogan
They did a thing where they had to find a key somewhere in the parking lot, and they hid, like, a bunch of keys. You found a key, and if your key worked, you get the keg. They had it locked up. It was a great idea. So they're getting another one. They're always partners with us on everything, and this is a good one, so. And Tony had one over at the Glendale location, too, so he was over there and had his. So we had two of them over there. Each one will do it again, and they'll come up with clever ways of getting our kegs out the door, which is awesome. You can't really find it, but you find a way to get to it, and then you unlock it. It's pretty great. So we'll have them helping us out, and as always, thank you to that. And while you're out there, you take a look at the facility. My goodness. They're doing their. Their plane seminar in a little while. That's on the schedule. My God, is that thing great? And who knows what's going on in planes? You always get those videos on TMZ of some lady losing her mind. A plane. I watch a lot of air disasters where they got to take a dude down.
Ryan
Where does that plane set live?
Brady Bogan
Up there? It's in a back room. They built it in a big, long back room. You haven't seen it? Oh, you got to come with.
Ryan
Just on pictures that you sent.
Brady Bogan
It's so cool. It's like being in a plane. And they've got. When they get it going, serve meals on the flight. Well, Brady. Well, Brady demanded that. And they gave him a kosher one, and he lost his mind. They gave him the kosher meal, and he lost his mind. It was like, this is what we train for. You get up there. You never know, though. It's just kind of crazy. You see those. Those stories on air disasters where a guy just gets up and goes wonky. And they. On a. On a plane, it's tough to. It's tough to battle in a seat like that you've been belted to all day. They walk you through all that. They've got a bedroom set for home invasion. They got a seminar for that. They've got, you know, the basic gun, knife. I call it the basic now, but it's the most intense stuff you've ever, ever done. And all the other stuff that you can get the cardio Training, the bag, classes, all that. It's all available to you. And when I give you the price, the fact that you go to a gym and pay something to go do this yourself and try to self motivate, not have a plan is unbelievable. Stop doing that. Start doing this 199 bucks for two months. It's a lifestyle. I'm telling you. You're going to get into this thing. You're going to start doing life differently and you're getting hands on personal training. ReactDefense.com is where you need to to go. It's the home tactical Black Brady. Entertain me.
Toledo
This is a good one here. Loudwire put together a quiz where you have to identify a 90s movie based on a signature song from the song track.
Brady Bogan
Let's go from the song sound the soundtrack.
Toledo
Play Louie Old me Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me.
Brady Bogan
Batman Forever. Which one was that?
Toledo
Batman Forever.
Brady Bogan
It's a great song.
Toledo
YouTube need you around smoking for popes.
Brady Bogan
I have to hear it.
John Holmberg
Remember smoking pope.
Brady Bogan
Is that off of around by smoking popes? That's.
Toledo
I can understand why we wouldn't.
Brady Bogan
Hold on.
John Holmberg
Here it is.
Brady Bogan
You got song?
John Holmberg
I think so. Oh hang on.
Brady Bogan
It's not playing these you around smoking popes. Is that. Damn it.
Ryan
I'm going to say Empire Records or.
John Holmberg
Something like that now. It should be playing.
Brady Bogan
I don't know this one.
Toledo
Clueless.
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah. We're men.
Toledo
Rock is dead. Marilyn manson.
John Holmberg
Movie wise.
Toledo
1999 was the movie is dead.
Ryan
Is that one fight.
Brady Bogan
Is it a big movie? Yeah, It's a big movie. 99. Wow. That's got me too. What's that?
John Holmberg
I am.
Brady Bogan
Huh?
Toledo
The Matrix.
Brady Bogan
Oh, you're gonna start doing an impression. He was. I got sick for a second. Almost jumped over the console.
Toledo
Number one crush.
Brady Bogan
Oh, dumb garbage. Number one crushed by garbage. Geez, I don't know.
Toledo
That's William Shakespeare's Romeo.
Brady Bogan
Romeo. That's a good movie. But you don't remember that. These aren't like movies that are really top of mind girl.
Toledo
You'll be my woman soon.
John Holmberg
Pul Fiction.
Brady Bogan
You'll be a woman.
Toledo
Nice.
Brady Bogan
That was by Urge Overkill.
Toledo
You could be mine. Guns and Roses Wood. Allison Chains Singles Singles Stay. I miss you Lisa Loeb.
Brady Bogan
Stay.
Ryan
Ben Stiller.
John Holmberg
Twink movie.
Ryan
Ben Stiller. Ethan Hawk.
Brady Bogan
Isn't that the one Something Reality bites.
Toledo
Reality bites.
Brady Bogan
Nice.
Toledo
Love Roller coaster. Yep. The big empty stone tip Crow soundtrack.
Brady Bogan
That's a good pull, boys.
Toledo
And we have a rock and roll scandal. Brian Adams lied to us about the summer of 69. He actually didn't get his first real six string from a. A music shop. He didn't. He got it from a music shop. I didn't believe it was five and dying.
Ryan
I didn't know to make this one drunken again.
Toledo
And it wasn't in 1969 either.
Ryan
Yeah, because he would have been, what, eight?
Toledo
So that's 12.
Brady Bogan
He would have been 12. Get your first real six string then. Good. Yeah. We're gonna have to go Louie Louie pretty strong a couple more times.
Toledo
Maggie Wheeler, who played Janice on Friends, believe she got a sign from Matthew Perry in the form of a hawk that flew over while she was. Was in her neighbor's pool.
Brady Bogan
Wait, who's he? Telling her to get out. Get out of the water.
Toledo
No. She also added that she lost her brother to addiction as well. And after Matthew died, I was in my neighbor's pool, and I was alone, and there was nobody else around. I found my back, and I was thinking about my brother, and I look out for him, and two hawks flew over my head and flew past me. If one circled around, came and got the other, and the other one flew past me, this was a beautiful moment.
Brady Bogan
All right, if one of the hawks throws up and then swims to the bottom of the pool, it's Matthew Perry.
Ryan
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Are we calling his death addiction?
Toledo
I, Matthew Perry.
Ryan
Think it's homicide.
Brady Bogan
No, no, no, no.
Ryan
Or not homicide, but manslaughter.
Brady Bogan
Didn't he drown?
Ryan
Matthew Perry?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Toledo
Is that cause of death?
Brady Bogan
Or did he.
Toledo
Yeah. Did he die?
Ryan
And then if you die, collapse.
Brady Bogan
If I get drunk today and die in the pool, Is that alcoholism?
Toledo
Well, what if he was dead before that? He was there and died, and then they.
Brady Bogan
Then he didn't drown.
Toledo
Still wouldn't be drowning.
Brady Bogan
Right, because the drowning is when you swallow water.
Toledo
Yeah. So the cause of death.
Brady Bogan
If you die. Sure. You're not breathing. You're not sure. We have to be sure by now. It's been a minute.
Toledo
Well, but they were calling it a drowning. A drowning originally.
Brady Bogan
Then you drown.
Toledo
They found, like, he OD'd.
Brady Bogan
Well, then he didn't drown. There's water in your lungs or there's not.
Toledo
Take it up with the police.
Brady Bogan
I'm just. I'm not asking you to be the final solution here. Great question. Probably not a great question.
Ryan
Acute effects of ketamine and subsequent drowning.
Toledo
Combination. Both.
Brady Bogan
So he fell asleep because he was on drugs, slipped underwater, breathed in water, and drowned.
Ryan
He lived in Pacific Palisades, John.
Brady Bogan
It was bound to happen. He was. Maybe he saw the fire company got under the water a year in advance.
Toledo
Ryan Gosling is reportedly producing killer clowns from outer space.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Toledo
And Steven Tyler's daughter Mia says the reason why he tied all the scarves around the microphone stand is to hide pills in them.
Brady Bogan
Carrying the scarves.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Wow. That's not shocking at all. If roadies go out there and make sure you got your. Your keep it going pills.
Toledo
And I know you know you'll be excited about this. John Judas Priest and Alice Cooper.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Toledo
Are touring this half of it.
Brady Bogan
I don't mind you.
Toledo
And then into the fall.
Brady Bogan
Not a huge fan.
John Holmberg
But the cool thing is Corrosion of Conformity is opening.
Brady Bogan
Oh, so well, that's better.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
That's a good 30 minutes.
Toledo
October 22nd, right here at Talking Stick Resort.
Brady Bogan
All right.
Toledo
Amphitheater.
Brady Bogan
That'll work. I wonder if they. Yeah, because if you fall asleep because you're high and go underwater and drown, you drown. Right. Because your body didn't stop working. The ketamine did exactly what it's supposed to do. An overdose is when your body stops working because of the drugs. So technically, he got really high.
Toledo
So high that his body stopped working.
Brady Bogan
No, because if you drink it, if.
Toledo
He started to pull himself out.
Brady Bogan
But that's the whole idea of ketamine. That's what you do with that stuff. That's what all that is designed to make you stop doing stuff. Like you lay still. He just did it in water. Had he done that on the couch, he'd still be alive.
Toledo
Maybe.
Brady Bogan
Right? But for the most part, his body didn't. Like he didn't have a heart attack or what? Maybe. I mean, he had an awful lot of drugs in his system. There's no question. We get back to the. That. You know that crow that was flying over that lady's pool? Probably not. Matthew Perry. Might want to look into that lady for a little drug use too.
Toledo
You say probably.
Ryan
That leaves open a chance.
Brady Bogan
Well, I don't want to say zero sum, okay? Because you never know if Matthew Perry came back and started to fly around at some of the ancillary friends characters, houses while they sunbathe.
Ryan
I'll take the hit on that.
Brady Bogan
Zero chance. Yeah. No, look, I'm the realist in me.
Toledo
Says the magical moment.
Brady Bogan
I'll take Pascal's wager on this one. 1% chance that maybe Matthew Perry flew over the seventh friend right, while she was swimming. If it's me, the monkey, or the kid, I mean, it goes back to the old, old. The Bill Hicks joke is like I don't think JFK is gonna, you know, be a crow and fly around, you know, shooting ranges and stuff. I think if Matthew comes back, he's gonna avoid water. I love that. It's like Jesus has the cross. The last thing he wants to see. You guys put crosses up all over the place. I don't think he's coming back because of that. That's the thing he died on. I don't think that's something he's really excited to see. Another. Another one of. If anything, they should go to dismantled pieces of wood as the calling card for Jesus laying on the ground.
Ryan
What a carpenter?
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, just like any. Yeah, just like stacks of wood that he can work on. Not stuff that's already done that he ended up stuck to just me. That'll do it for us. We're not gonna end up playing that. It's too, too late. Why not? We'll play it. It's like two minutes, isn't it? It's 10:05. Yeah, that's right short. Tomorrow Brett goes out and has that first keg for the Easter keg. Unbelievable. I can't believe that's happening. Tomorrow morning, Action ride shop out there at McDowell and Power. I hope you had that seven o' clock. You solve his riddles, you walk away with the first keg. Could be worth $5,000. We'll find out Friday. Tomorrow we're gonna hide all those kegs. So tomorrow is the big pre day. Getting all amped up the foreplay to the Easter keg. Larry's gonna tell you all all about it. Even more than me. Action ride shop's on the phone with Larry. So they're arranging all sorts of stuff. Getting his kegs worth 500 bucks loose and ready to go. We're all ready to go for this deal and we'll start to hide in tomorrow. Larry's next. Have yourselves a great day. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning. Sign us up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
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Brett Vesely
A whole lot more.
Episode: April 16, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Broadcast: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Duration: Approximately 90 minutes
The show kicks off with John Holmberg welcoming listeners to another Wednesday edition of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The team immediately dives into a surprising piece of news about Wink Martindale, a legendary game show host who was previously believed to have passed away years ago.
Notable Quote:
John Holmberg ([05:53]): "We just found out Wink Martindale was alive. Years of being wrong about it."
Brady Bogan shares amusing thoughts on the uniqueness of the name "Wink" and reminisces about classic game show hosts like Gene Rayburn and Richard Dawson, highlighting their charisma and influence on the industry.
The conversation shifts to the transformation of game shows over the decades. The hosts discuss how older game show hosts maintained a confident and engaging presence, contrasting it with some modern iterations.
Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan ([09:33]): "This dude for the Braves, getting some digits, that's what guys are supposed to like girls."
Dick Toledo and Brady delve into specific game shows like Three's a Kind (possibly referring to an early incarnation of The Newlywed Game) and Temptation Island, critiquing the sensationalism and changes in audience engagement strategies.
A heartfelt segment features a listener named Vern sharing his experience of losing his beloved dog, Buddy. The hosts extend their condolences and encourage listeners to adopt senior dogs, emphasizing the love and companionship they offer.
Notable Quote:
John Holmberg ([42:07]): "Adopt a senior dog. They deserve it."
Vern's story resonates with the audience, prompting a discussion on the importance of giving retired or older pets a loving home.
Brady Bogan introduces a commercial segment featuring Amco's extended service contracts, explaining that customers aren't required to return to the dealership for service. However, the conversation quickly transitions into a humorous yet critical discussion about voucher redemption challenges.
The hosts share personal anecdotes about misusing service vouchers—bringing extra guests to redeem a single voucher—and the ensuing frustrations. They debate the fine print associated with promotions and the responsibilities of both businesses and consumers.
Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan ([55:59]): "You do know that you do know that. But if they don't say it's us being dicks. That's us looking for fine print."
This segment highlights the often comedic clash between consumer expectations and business policies, stressing the importance of clear communication in promotional offers.
Continuing from the previous segment, the hosts delve deeper into the concept of fine print in advertisements and promotions. They argue that the necessity for fine print arises from irresponsible consumer behavior rather than deceptive business practices.
Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan ([66:28]): "There's nothing worse than being forced to fight for free stuff because of entitled pricks."
The discussion reinforces the idea that consumers should exercise common sense and integrity when engaging with promotional deals to prevent exploitation and misunderstandings.
The show transitions into the "Rock Wars" segment, where the hosts engage in friendly competition to identify songs, discuss musical preferences, and share humorous critiques of each other's choices. This light-hearted battle showcases the hosts' varied tastes in music and adds an entertaining dynamic to the show.
Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan ([85:38]): "How can you get a million bucks and then lose your hands? That's just a big price."
Amidst the banter, they touch upon classic rock influences, the nostalgia of old game show themes, and the enduring appeal of timeless tracks.
A segment on health and lifestyle follows, where the hosts discuss various tips and studies related to well-being. Topics include the importance of brief physical activities for heart health and the misconceptions surrounding certain health products.
Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan ([97:05]): "Stay up all night, go to work, finish it off, go home, go right to sleep."
They emphasize practical advice over gimmicks, advocating for simple lifestyle changes to improve overall health without relying solely on technological solutions.
As the show nears its end, the hosts interact with listeners' emails and messages, sharing amusing stories and addressing feedback. They encourage audience participation and reinforce the community aspect of the morning show.
Notable Quote:
John Holmberg ([104:11]): "They did a little research on saying what $100,000 salary will get you in various cities."
The episode wraps up with announcements about upcoming events, promotions, and a teaser for the next episode's contents, maintaining engagement and anticipation among listeners.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to blend humor, insightful discussions, and community stories, solidifying its place as Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.