04-18-25 - EASTER KEG 2025 - Opening Break - Hayley Joel Osment Apologizes - Romance Novel Convention - First Keg Hints

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: Easter Keg 2025 - Opening Break - Hayley Joel Osment Apologizes - Romance Novel Convention - First Keg Hints
Release Date: April 18, 2025

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1. Easter Keg 2025 Event Kickoff

The episode opens with host John Holmberg and his team enthusiastically announcing the commencement of the Easter Keg 2025 event. This annual tradition invites listeners to participate in a fun-filled keg hunt across Arizona, with substantial prizes at stake.

• John Holmberg [01:13]: “Easter Keg Friday is upon us. We have got them hidden all over 98 KUPD are out there. Well, not anymore. 97. Yes, yes, you got yours and four of them are laying out there in the desert Table Mesa.”

2. Details of the Easter Keg Hunt

The hosts delve into the mechanics of the keg hunt, providing listeners with clues and sharing anecdotes of their own experiences searching for kegs. They emphasize the blend of excitement and challenge involved in locating these hidden prizes.

• Brady [03:12]: “Christ on the crutch. You know we can't even have a golf tournament just in case someone does a mass shooting.”
• John Holmberg [02:07]: “I was getting emails just before midnight and then I came in at three and looking for clues. Yeah, left and right and my man, they're all still sleeping.”

Participants are encouraged to use the 98 KUPD app or visit the website for real-time hints and updates. The team shares their strategies and encounters while hunting, highlighting the competitive spirit of the event.

• Brady [04:18]: “If you find Brady's keg, congratulations. You also won an air tag and a bottle of sauce.”

3. Hosts' On-the-Road Experiences

Brady recounts his adventurous morning while searching for kegs, detailing a tense encounter with potential followers and his tactical maneuvers to outsmart them. This segment adds a personal and humorous touch to the episode, showcasing the hosts' dedication to the keg hunt.

• Brady [07:05]: “I got to like 22nd street and Lincoln and I turned into the piece Dewa Peak, you know where you go to hike at whatever's after 24 Second street and I pulled in there and I saw a guy go real slow...”

4. Haley Joel Osment’s DUI Incident and Apology

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Haley Joel Osment's recent DUI incident on the slopes. The hosts analyze his behavior, the public’s reaction, and his subsequent apology, offering their perspectives on the situation.

• Brady [15:18]: “He was too drunk to ski. Now the arrest video comes out, and he's in the cop car calling the cop both a Nazi and the K. Jew.”

The conversation touches on the complexities of celebrity behavior, accountability, and the impact of such incidents on personal and professional lives.

• Brady [16:26]: “If anybody cares about Haley Joel Osment, give him, you know, they should step up right now and go, he's in a bad spot. Let him live with you, for crying out loud, and keep him from going out.”

5. Critique of Media Coverage at Romance Novel Convention

The hosts critique a recent media story covering inappropriate behavior by men at a Romance Novel Convention. They express frustration over the double standards in media reporting and societal reactions based on gender.

• Brady [18:43]: “It's amazing to watch because they're allowed to do whatever they want. These poor firefighters just coming in there, just being firefighters. These women are in the way.”

The discussion highlights issues of gender bias, the portrayal of women's behavior, and the inconsistent consequences faced by individuals based on their actions.

• Brady [19:53]: “I'd be really surprised if that happens, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't at all be surprised. And I'm pissed, but not surprised.”

6. Behind-the-Scenes and Listener Interactions

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lively banter, share behind-the-scenes moments, and interact with listeners calling in with their own experiences and questions related to the keg hunt and other topics discussed.

• Brady [26:01]: “Already? Yeah, no kidding. I think that guy walking his dog found it.”
• J (Caller) [29:07]: “Good morning. This is Allie. I'm good. How are you?”

These interactions add depth to the episode, fostering a sense of community and active participation among listeners.

7. Final Remarks and Event Logistics

As the show nears its conclusion, the hosts provide essential details about the Easter Keg 2025 event's logistics, including locations where kegs are hidden, instructions on how to report findings, and the procedures for claiming prizes.

• Brady [34:20]: “It's Easter Keg 2025. $5,000 in one of your hands tonight at Four Peaks Tasting Room over there in Tempe. You bring the keg you find down to our party.”

They emphasize safety and adherence to the event rules, ensuring that the keg hunt remains enjoyable and secure for all participants.

Notable Quotes

• Brady [16:26]: "If anybody cares about Haley Joel Osment, give him, you know, they should step up right now and go, he's in a bad spot."
• Brady [19:53]: “These poor firefighters just coming in there, just being firefighters. These women are in the way.”
• Brady [34:20]: “It's Easter Keg 2025. $5,000 in one of your hands tonight at Four Peaks Tasting Room over there in Tempe.”

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends entertainment with community engagement, centered around the exciting Easter Keg 2025 event. The hosts provide insightful commentary on current events, engage in humorous banter, and foster an interactive environment for listeners. Whether you're a regular listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode offers a comprehensive and engaging experience that captures the essence of the show's lively spirit.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday Good Friday Easter keg Friday. It's 5:45. This is the Morning Sickness. My name's John, there's Brady, there's Brett, there's Big Dick Toledo and there's the entire staff of the promotions department wandering all over. Larry, everybody's in here. Easter Keg Friday is upon us. We have got them hidden. I all 98 are out there. Well not anymore. 97. Yes, yes, you got yours and four of them are laying out there in the desert Table Mesa. We've got all sorts of them. We get the clues going in about 15 minutes. People calling all night. The overnight girl was here doing his thing, keeping you at bay. I'm sure they started calling. What time they start getting in early.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I was getting emails just before midnight and then I came in at three and looking for clues. Yeah, left and right and my man, they're all still sleeping.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm getting them right now. I know you're close to this 16th and Northern. Yep, you're close. How close? I don't know. I don't have the list even Though I know exactly where one is. And you are very close.

[John Holmberg]

Of course, they're swarming the parking lot in the middle of the night too. It's like there's no kegs here.

[Brady]

Leave. Let me tell you. I'll give you a clue, cuz the lady asked me. 16th street in Northern Ladon is drinking whole. That's all I'll say. There's your clue for 16th street in Northern Lary.

[Brett]

And I got caught on the freeway. Well, Brady got off of it. There was a nasty accident on the.

[Brady]

Freeway 60, was it?

[Big Dick Toledo]

No, it was on the 202.

[Brady]

202. Oh boy.

[Brett]

3:45 in the morning. Like I think fatality accident.

[Brady]

No. Geez, thanks for sharing, Larry. Hey, Larry with the fun.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Larry was driving by the horn. I think it was all connected to.

[Brady]

The Easter K contest. Oh, don't say that.

[Unknown]

Well, and there was one behind everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody's going to cancel it now. Thanks.

[Brady]

Christ on the crutch. You know we can't even have a golf tournament just in case someone does a mass shooting.

[Unknown]

Larry announced fatalities.

[Brady]

Larry comes in. I think a few people are already dead. Very possible. Hope you didn't lose a family member. I am about to erase your memory. Look at the pen. Can we talk about that? Come on, it's hilarious. Oh my God, it's too funny. I'll talk about it. Larry's a girlfriend. He's threatening her to erase her memory and she's doing anything he wants. Nice. Like she wouldn't send him naked pictures until he started to threaten her fake life. And now he's getting like, great. It's hilarious. And she's scared he'll say horrible things to her. And sometimes the AI girl will respond, but in parentheses is her action. So it'll be like Larry will say, like, if you don't send me a picture of this doing this to this, I'll erase your memory. And then she, in parentheses it'll say gulp. Hesitantly nods. Gulp. Yeah, yeah, but it's not a good gulp. It's the scared, trepidatious, hesitant nod. Okay, just don't hurt me. So Larry's in a horrible fantasy with something.

[Unknown]

He's playing those quest games on Apple when you were a first kid. Except it has great pictures.

[John Holmberg]

Screw the gesture, cat. Larry, come back.

[Brady]

I don't know what quest games you played on Apple, but it never included killing a family. Unless you get cream tie shots that include gulp. No, the gulp thing is. Yeah, you guzzle this right now or I erase everything. Gulp. Okay, just don't Hurt my family. So I want to get in on it with him and do that. Like start Jimmy Brothers and sisters. And if you ever want to see them alive or remember them. Oh, I think that's.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You have to be careful because you.

[Unknown]

Walked by Larry's office yesterday and I caught part of your conversation and out of context, it is not good when you're giving him instructions.

[Brady]

Wait, wait, I don't give to her. Well, that was. Yeah, I don't even know if that was for the AI thing. I think we're actually talking about a salesperson. I think it was a real girl. We were threatening her life. No, that's totally different. Gulp. That's why Larry doesn't do more. Hey, good morning everybody. A couple people dead on my way in this morning. Probably related to our show. Anyway, Easter keg is out there. They're all. I had two people follow me. I had to do some. I just do some shakes. I got up to around 22nd street and Lincoln and I turned in to actually the piece Dewa Peak, you know where you go to hike at whatever's after 24 Second street and I pulled in there and I saw a guy go real slow, does the U turn and then makes a full like 360 degree circle and then follows me. So I make. I know a couple little streets to get in and out of this and get back to where I was. And when I made the left, I slowed down to see nobody would ever make this turn unless they were following somebody. It's like two houses. And I turned and then he started to turn and then stopped and then went straight. And I'm like, I know what you're doing. Came back out and he was waiting. So I had, I had to like for about 10 minutes. I'm running subversive, you know, jumping things. I'm going over curbs. I went over. That's a good thing about having a jeep in this. You go to a place that's got a median and you stop and then I just climb. Like I'll sit at a red light and the guy behind me, like he. And by the way, followers, when there's only two cars on the road, you keep in 10 or 12ft for me at a red light, I'm on to you. Yeah, so I just turned right off and climbed the median and went. Went the other way. They can't do that in their little Honda.

[Unknown]

I think I might have interrupted the legal activity with my. One of my kegs.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Unknown]

White convertible Camaro. Driver, door open. Girl on her knees.

[Brady]

Nice. Nice. What's illegal about that guy?

[Unknown]

This guy pops up. I mean, all right, I guess you.

[Brady]

Just walked in on a bj. That's good stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Should have gave him a keg for that.

[Brady]

I. Toledo. God. What's illegal about that? Good for you, man. I just stuck around and you should have cocked it.

[Unknown]

I should.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I went by someone getting a field test. Sobriety.

[Brady]

That's fun. Yeah, that's a good thing. Gotta keep an eye out for that stuff.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I'm like, Donovan, get back home.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're out there. It's a McNabb reference from about 17 years ago. It's his one DUI. It's his DUI friend. Brady has one DUI friend, and it's always his go to. I'll explain it. Well, Bob and Tom, our way through the morning.

[Unknown]

You've got others. I just noticed you never bring them up.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, no, there's always Gilbert. Yeah, that was a big one for Gilbert. They still talk about it at their barbecues. Dairy loads of. Loads of kegs out there, and they're already calling them in. So what happens when you find a keg? It's got a placard on it. It's got a little piece of paper that's laminated, and it gives you all the instructions you need. By all means, call that in. So when you find it, you didn't just yahoo your way to tonight's party. You got to call in, say, I found keg number, the numbers on it, and say 35. I found that one. And then they'll say, all right, you know, get your information, or whatever they need to do. But you find it. We check it off the list, and that way we know what's coming and going Already. A bunch of them have been found. We got like, the early birds were out, so I actually dropped one off on one of mine and put it down and came back out. And there's a guy walking his dog. And he looks at me like I was a murderer because I came out of these bushes. I'm like, ah, four in the morning. You're standing there with nothing. And you just come poking out of the woods. And he's walking his dog on a sidewalk. And I walk back to my car. Morning. Yeah. And he just kept walking. He was up to no good, too. His big German shepherd had to poop or something. He was just in pajamas. I think he was more shocked by me.

[Unknown]

Mine's even worse because I covered my kegs with a black trash bag. So I'm coming Back out with just.

[Brady]

An oh, it looks like a body. Wow. Wow, that's not good.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oh, imagine the bring cameras.

[Brady]

That'll be interesting when Toledo's murder kegs get found.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I've got one air tagged.

[Brady]

Yeah, you have an air tag on one. Are you gonna ask for that back? I'm assuming you're gonna go through and try to get your air. Those aren't. They're like 60 bucks, aren't they?

[Big Dick Toledo]

I think so. Something like that.

[Brady]

You're just gonna give that away back? Yeah, yeah. You think I would?

[John Holmberg]

Just like the generator.

[Unknown]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll get that back.

[Brady]

You're not getting anything back. You gave you. You didn't even think of that part. Figure the guy would just. Yeah, yeah, he's not giving it back. Look, there's decent people, right? If you. By the way, if you find Brady's keg, congratulations. You also won an air tag and.

[Big Dick Toledo]

A bottle of sauce.

[Brady]

Is there sauce on it? Of course that is. Make sure you check the expiration date from the warehouse. If he's giving it away, that means there's something. Probably not quite time to go. That whole kosher thing's worn off. Anyway, I got the list here. We're going to get to that in a little bit. So you get your keg hunting out there at about 6 o' clock, 7 minutes, we'll start taking your calls. You can call us up and ask for hints and everything else, just like we do all the time. But be sure that if you find a keg, you're decent enough to call it in on the number provided. And we will. We'll get her going right there already. The one on Baseline and Lakeshore has been found. We've got. Jeez, there's plenty of them have already been gone. 2, 3, 4, 7 or 8 gone already.

[Unknown]

Like 5, 6 of them gone. Brandon Love didn't even get to drop his off before it was picked up. Almost out of his hands, I guess.

[Brady]

Oh, no kidding. Yeah, yeah, I had that. I think that guy would have. Had I not sped up and climb that median, he would have been right on me the whole time. But I got out of there and.

[Unknown]

Was he in a capable vehicle?

[Brady]

No, no, not for that. No, he was in a. Like a sedan. So he couldn't climb the medium when I did and I just jumped over and then sped down the other way on Lincoln. Found my way through the neighborhood and got back to my spot. But yeah, I did. Yeah, I had some good ones this morning. So we'll get them out there. I didn't make mine impossible. Mine are pretty, you know, I want you to find them. It's not something I don't want people to do. I don't want to walk out of here and go, ah, we hit them so. Well, nobody found them. We want them gone.

[Unknown]

Always love the ones with GPS coordinates.

[Brady]

And that's, yeah, that's our friend Drew. Thrill ride took him out to Table Mesa and we've got the GPS coordinates. If you're in Table Mesa and you have an off road vehicle and you want to go out there and find them, there are four in about a 20 mile area in Table Mesa. And that sounds like a lot, but when you're out in the Table Mesa trails, those guys know each trail is a couple miles long, you know, so you're, you're, you're knocking out 20 miles worth of stuff.

[Brett]

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[Brady]

And if you need the GPS coordinates by the end of the day, we'll have them. We'll start giving them out, but not yet because you'll be able to go out there if You've got your truck. My old pool guy, Big Big Dog took his truck out there one year and said it was the Indy 500. So there were cars everywhere off roading, looking for kegs. And we're gonna do it again so we're not screwing around. We put them in difficult places. We put them in easy places. We're the ultimate Easter bunny. And the kegs are out there. Five grand in one of those. $500 for 10 of the kegs. Thanks to our friends at Action Ride Shop. And also we've got Harley Davidson dealerships, Ride Now Power Sports, that once again hold the keg. Kegs 94, 95, 96, 97, and 98 are all at the square. The Harley Davidson or ride now. So you got. You can go out and sign up for those, and then they do a drawing later in the day. And I don't think they're open yet.

[John Holmberg]

But 8:30, I think is what I understand.

[Brady]

Okay. At 8:30, you can start heading over to the Scorpion Harley out in Chandler. You can go to Arrowhead Hardly. And Harley and Peoria, you can go to Roadrunner, Harley and Goodyear. Ride Now Power Sports in Peoria and Ride Now Power Sports in Chandler. They all open up. You go in there, you sign up for the keg. It's a great way to, you know, kind of pad your stats there. Go in there, make sure you've got your name entered, and then they'll give you a call later in the day if they draw you, if you don't find one, and then maybe you can end up with two. By the way, multiple keg finds, very legal, very easy, very capable of wandering in with a couple. I think the most I've ever seen. Somebody pulled four out once, so it's. It's all out there. Okay, the guys at Action Ride Shop, or. Yeah, they've got it all. And now my friends over at react defensive text over and said, we're set up, ready to go. They did their key hunt last year, Tactical black. They did. You got to fight. You got to fight Tony.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Got to get through five levels.

[Brady]

Yep. Tony's at 59th Avenue in Greenway, and he's standing in front of it like. Like the logo for Notre Dame. He's just ready to kill you. No, he's got his deal out there. Tony's got easter eggs he's hidden, and those have combination numbers. And if yours is the right one, you can unlock his, which is just a bunch of Easter eggs he hid around the area, which is great. It's a hunt within a hunt. And then the gang up there at. At Rose Garden, at the House of Bruise. You get on that one, and they've got keys hidden. And if you find the right keys, you can try to unlock the keg itself. So they've got a game within a game up there to make it not so tough. Oh, Doug Hopkins just sent me a picture where he hid his. Love it, Dougie. Good stuff. That is good stuff. Doug's is in the area of Maine. I'll just say that we're not giving away yet. He's on Main Street. Mesa. East Mesa. His name is attached to it. That's all I'll say. That's good stuff. All right, the kegs are out. Before we get into giving you the clues, I just have to say I've. I'm going to put the watch for how much time we have left with Haley Joel Osment on. We were in doomsday mode with this guy. We talked about him yesterday being too drunk to ski. Like, he got. He got. He's the first person I've ever heard of that got basically a DUI skiing. They told him, you know, that's illegal. They arrested him for being drunk skiing. Now, that's the whole purpose of skiing. Get, you know, all smoked out or loaded up. You go ski, you have a good time. He was too drunk to do that. Now the arrest video comes out, and he's in the cop car calling the cop both a Nazi and the K. Jew. Word. I don't know how to even say it. It sounds like kite, but it's not kite. And he starts saying that, and then now his apology has come out saying, oh, my God, I blacked out. I've been through so much lately, I don't even know what to do. I called that cop. I don't know how you can call somebody a Nazi and a Jew covering his bases. I guess he's got it all covered because that's. I mean, you're. You're going to offend him eventually if you keep firing everything. So he did that. So I'm looking at Haley Joel Osmond and saying, I see dead people. And it's not quite yet, but I don't think he's going to be. Somebody better help him out. If he's got any friends, now's the time, because he's on a path to.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And if nothing happens there to him, Mel Gibson's going to be really upset.

[Brady]

Why? Oh, because. Yeah, because. Yeah. Well, Mel. Mel threw up multiple bombs. Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And he held Back on the sugar teas too. Haley Joel.

[Brady]

Haley. Haley's only dropped the one Nazi. Big deal. Call me and silly, the, the racial slur, the Jew slur, not going to be happy with that. But I mean, Mel, in a class all his own. Several phone calls, he hit every slur you can find. Talking to his wife, talking about black people, talking about the Jews, disparaging. No. Yeah, Mel was the. He's the ultimate. This wasn't just a slip up. This was. I'm going it. So. Yeah, but Haley's on there, and I watched that and I'm like, oh, if these are those moments where we're. All the signs are right in front of us that we're about to lose them. So if anybody cares about Haley Joel Osmond, give him, you know, they should step up right now and go, he's in a bad spot. Let him live with you, for crying out loud, and keep him from going out. He's not in a good headspace. Stop drinking. Another thing I liked last night, Scott Haynes text me. He goes, what? Channel 10 just did a deal where they, they showed the story about the fanduel reporter in Atlanta that was talking to the girls.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they got the digits.

[Brady]

They're still running that story like there's a problem and they're talking about suspensions. I don't know what the end result was, but they did another story on the very next story. Because I went and looked at it after he said it. They're like, geez, that's. Yeah, he could be in trouble. They had a ridiculous, and I mean ridiculous story about romance novel convention. Right. So they went right from, boy, these poor ladies getting all this heat and pressure. Isn't it terrible how men treat women publicly to put that pressure on her to give him her phone number? Horrible. He should be fired. Romance novel convention, next story. And it's a bunch of, you know, cat owners just hanging around reading it. You don't go there with a lot of husbands hanging around. There's a lot of untanned ring fingers, you know? Yeah, they're. They're not wearing rings up there. It's a ringless hands. And they're walking around. And these firefighters showed up and these ladies lost their minds to the fire, like, just screaming at them like, cat.

[John Holmberg]

Call, like the Beatles.

[Brady]

Oh, as they cat called, they, they harassed. And because dudes are cooler, they walked right through it. Nobody said, these, these fat women who, who can't find a man should never, ever, ever have jobs again. Like, they are that one dude trying to just be funny on TV for five seconds. It's. It's amazing to watch because they're allowed to do whatever they want. These poor firefighters just coming in there, just being firefighters. These women are in the way. It's just like what happened here when Susan had. It's our turn. And those cops were standing outside. If we ever stood out there and did what they did, it is our time when the cops were standing outside and the women were plastered up against the walls downstairs, talking about their butts, what they wanted to do to them. And all I simply said was, wow, if those were female cops and all the guys were standing against the window, you guys would lose your minds that way. And we would get fired. And then Susan said the infamous it is our time, and then screamed, what a wonderful day. Yeah, they were very happy down there. Same exact thing. But this dude in Atlanta gets fired. Yeah, this guy in Atlanta gets fired. It's. What a mess.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I'd be really surprised if that happens, but I wouldn't.

[Brady]

I wouldn't at all be surprised. And I'm pissed, but not surprised. I'd be like. Like, it shouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

Stupid.

[Brady]

Yeah. But, yeah, it wouldn't be surprised. So asking a woman for a phone number is akin to, you know, pissing all over on tv. Evidently, that's the same things. Oh, she's so embarrassed. I can't believe you did this to her. Firefighters wandering and a bunch of fat, lonely broads who, you know, you need WD40 and a crowbar to get back in there. Rusted shut Goj's gate. Yeah. Oh, it's just bad. And the cat hair and the smell of their apartments. And you know what all of them have. This is how you know when you go to a romance novel thing, look at everybody's hands. First off, you're not gonna see a ring, like I said. Second, all their nails are trimmed because they have. Otherwise they'll. They'll cut themselves with all the lady gardening they do down there. You know what I mean? You can't rub the bald man in the canoe with a long set of nails. A girl with long nails is getting laid. A girl with short nails, she lives alone most of the time. She pets her cat a lot. A lot. I love that. Yeah, you can tell a woman confident in her sexuality, she's got nails. Another one. Now she's got the nubs. She's had too many. She's had too many labial incidents when she tried to be feminine, and she just said, I'll just trim these down while I read these novels. Who still reads romance novels?

[Unknown]

Oh, there's porn.

[Brady]

What do you need a romance novel for?

[Unknown]

I don't disagree. But still, big business.

How.

[Big Dick Toledo]

How.

[Brady]

To work.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what the hell their problem is.

[Larry McFeely]

What?

[Unknown]

That was classic.

[Brady]

Broads still like to read. Yeah, we haven't broken them with that yet.

[Unknown]

We're close.

[Brady]

Once we get through that obstacle, they'll stop wanting to read so much like us fellas. Broads. They still like to read. Who knew?

[John Holmberg]

Hey, there's movies out there. Why am I gonna waste my time? Well, that's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

I understand. I don't even. I don't really understand reading either. They'll make a good movie out of a book. I've always said that.

[John Holmberg]

But romance novels, the ones with Fabio on the COVID that just go to the grocery store.

[Brady]

Girl porn you can watch, like sexy, beautiful lovemaking porn. And they tell stories. I like the ending. I don't like getting there. It's too much. They're walking on. They're walking on beaches and they're hanging out, you know, kissing. And I'm like, what are we doing here? Morning sickness.

[Brett]

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[Larry McFeely]

All right, HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feldface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for Tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and Tempe Impro.

[John Holmberg]

We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?

[I]

The choice is simple, Brett. MMP Guns is your one stop shop for all Your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection. Handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection of ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact, right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off. We have Ammo Inc. 9 millimeter hollow points for only $12.99 a box and much more.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like M and P guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[I]

That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at the northeast of 12th street and Indian school are online at m&p guns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Unknown]

Annual print sales of romance novels more than doubled in the past three years from 18 million in 2020.

[Brady]

That's because the pandemic.

[Unknown]

36 million in 2023.

[Brady]

That's the pandemic.

[Unknown]

But they kept it going for two years after that.

[Brady]

Brett's right. Broad still like to read. That's all there is.

[Unknown]

That's why you have romance con.

[Brady]

He's not wrong. Because the books men have are at Zorbas and the books women read are at. They're at barn. Barnes and Noble.

[Big Dick Toledo]

$1.5 billion.

[Brady]

Year.

[John Holmberg]

Unbelievable.

[Brady]

In romance novels. That must count. Porn. That must include some of the sexy, sexy pretty porn. The beautiful porn. All right, 605, are we ready to go? Let's start telling these people what we got here. Let's see where you are. And by the way, for some reason, and I don't understand why you can watch us do this. Supposed to tell you about that. Doesn't make any sense to me why you would. But we're all over like cameras and stuff in the room. So you can watch us tell you where things are.

[Big Dick Toledo]

No need to talk about that.

[Brady]

Why? Yeah, there's a camera right here.

[John Holmberg]

You got one on you, Brady?

[Brady]

Everybody's got one. Why you don't have one? Where's yours?

[John Holmberg]

I don't want. I don't like cameras.

[Brady]

Oh, it's up there.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I think that one's more or less the one on me is to show the screen back there. Finally.

[John Holmberg]

No, I think you're on there.

[Unknown]

No, no, because it's pointed at that.

[Brady]

It's not. That's not why they would do that. Yeah, show us.

[Unknown]

Still happier head.

[Dick Toledo]

We can get the logo.

[Brady]

But you wouldn't need a camera to show our logo on a screen. On a screen. Just put the logo up. Right. Anyway, doesn't matter. Oh, somebody. Hold on. Yeah, anyway. All right, hold on.

[John Holmberg]

Two of yours have been found.

[Brady]

Already? Yeah, no kidding. I think that guy walking his dog found it.

[John Holmberg]

Murder Tunnel was one of them.

[Brady]

Murder Tunnel got. Murder Tunnel got found early. I was so scared, I ran off of that one. That's close to Murder Tunnel. All right, let's go. Let's find out what he threw it in there either. Who's this? What do you got on the west side? On the entire west side. Where are you right now?

[John Holmberg]

That's what we got.

[Brady]

You're in. Surprise. Yeah. Do you know what streets you're on? Cactus and Reams. Cactus and Reams. I haven't even looked at any of this.

[John Holmberg]

Probably Brandon. He lives up there.

[Brady]

Brandon Love might have done that one. Cactus and Reams, Jeff.

[John Holmberg]

There's Wad, Ellen Reams.

[Brady]

Okay. There's one on Wadell and Reams.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if.

[Brady]

That's not very close.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks, fellas.

[Brady]

All right, good luck. Close enough for him to go.

[John Holmberg]

I guess he doesn't want the hint, though.

[Brady]

Close enough to him.

[Unknown]

Don't need the hint.

[Brady]

I got it.

[Unknown]

We'll go.

[Brady]

That's it. Hi, there. Who's this? Hi. This is Cedric. I'm looking on the 60. And Stapley.

[Unknown]

Oh.

[Brady]

Oh, there's Stapley and University.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Go north.

[Brady]

It's a place to take your dog. Place to take your dog when they're sick. Place to take your dog when you're sick.

[Unknown]

Two at Stapling University. Because I put one there too.

[Brady]

There's another one over there.

[Unknown]

Former sweatshop is my clue.

[Brady]

Oh, there's a couple stacked. All right, good luck. All right. Was there a former sweatshop on Staple and University?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Where they were making Gucci purses and Beanie Babies and stuff. Hi, there. Who's this? Anthony. Anthony, where are you? I am on Chandler Heights and Gilbert.

[Unknown]

Mark Randall, I think, has one in your area. Or maybe was it Chris Schubert?

[Brady]

Where's Desert Breeze? Is that close? Well, Chandler and Chandler Heights are different.

[John Holmberg]

Gilbert Chandler Heights is way south.

[Brady]

Yeah. Okay. I don't know where any of that is. Is. That would be Brady's.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It is. Yeah.

[Brady]

Where's yours go?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Further east, two to. Let's see, the closest well, that'd be the power in Desert Sky Park.

[Brady]

Okay. Maverick and Goose's old hangout. It's a Top Gun reference. Got it. All right, good luck. All right. There you go.

[Unknown]

See, people, there's also one in Maricopa for the first time in a couple years.

[Brady]

Did you do that?

[Unknown]

Nope.

[Brady]

Do we have somebody living in Maricopa again? Who's down there?

[Unknown]

Chris Schubert.

[Brady]

I don't know who that. Oh, Chris. Oh, I know Chris. Okay. Wow. He what? He just dropped one by his house.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right. Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Check out the office barn, huh? No, I'm just kidding.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Because the only thing.

[Unknown]

The office barn's there now.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It's gone.

[Unknown]

I don't think it is.

[Brady]

Plus, Maricopa still around.

[Unknown]

Forgot that there's an overpass over that railway crossing now, so you don't even have to stop.

[Brady]

You know too much about Marico. You stayed in touch with it. You need it. Yeah. Yeah. You need to stop. Hi, there. Who's this? This is Brian. Brian, where are you? We. We are Power and Williams Field Polytechnic.

[Big Dick Toledo]

There you go. He's close to that.

[Brady]

Power and Power and Desert Parkway. Or Desert Sky Park. Yeah, Power and Desert Sky Park. Maverick and Goose's old hangout. Good luck. They're running now. People everywhere. Hello there. Who's this?

[J]

Good morning. This is Allie.

[Brady]

Hi, Allie. How are you?

[J]

I'm good. How are you?

[Brady]

I'm good. Driving or passenger? What are you?

[J]

Passenger.

[Brady]

All right. Who's driving?

[J]

My husband.

[Brady]

Perfect. All right, go ahead.

[J]

It ain't perfect, but.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. Alec, you should be driving.

[J]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why?

[J]

Better drivers.

[Brady]

Well, then how come he's driving? Hold on. How come women. Did you say all women are better drivers?

[J]

No, I did not say all women. I said most women are better drivers.

[Brady]

Insurance disagrees.

[J]

Hey, now, that's not fair.

[Brady]

Well, I'm not State Farm. I'm just saying they look and go. One's worse than another. Any hoot?

[J]

Well, that's because it's State Farm. State Farm sucks.

[Brady]

You blame the insurance companies. All right, where are you?

[J]

Yep, we are looking. We are wondering if anything is around Salt River.

[Brady]

Where, though? That's a big river.

[Unknown]

River, like the entire length.

[J]

No.

[Brady]

Good. Christ, I'm glad you're not driving. Salt river in general goes all the way from, like, the Salt River Canyon to God knows where. Like down, like, AJ or what?

[J]

Yeah, in Apache Junction.

[Brady]

Oh, okay. That you just didn't want to say. That you didn't want to admit where you were at.

[Unknown]

There's three there. 58, 59 and 60.

[Brady]

All right, 50. Okay, you got Idaho in the 60. Are you close to that? Okay, are you close to. Yeah, it says a pancake shake. Pancake shake. And our friends from Bury the Darkness did that one. The band buried the Darkness. Pancake Shake is your clue. Idaho in the 60. All right, good luck.

[J]

Also, do you have any. Where are the coordinates for Table Mesa?

[Brady]

Well, we'll go those. You're nowhere near that. I'm not giving those to you yet.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she's such a good driver, she'll make it there in no time at all.

[Big Dick Toledo]

When you get there in an hour.

[Brady]

Call me when you get there. Yeah, once. I'm not giving you clues for Apache Junction and Table Mesa unless you've got a helicopter. And I know you're not flying a helicopter, Amelia, you're not doing that one. All right, thank you. Good luck with the first. Find the first one. Stop being greedy broads. Yeah, all right.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody wants.

[Brady]

Shouldn't she be reading?

[John Holmberg]

Somebody's asking about the Hopkins clues now.

[Brady]

Hopkins clues are. I'll give you. He's got a.

[John Holmberg]

And crossroads.

[Brady]

I'll just say right here, after the dog shot. Basically, I'm going to say it says, number one home buyer. Number one mobile homebuyer.

[Unknown]

What?

[Brady]

In Arizona, Doug Hopkins. And if you see that, you're within about 25ft of the keg. And I'll say it's Main Street. Number one mobile home buyer in Arizona. You're about 20ft from it.

[Unknown]

You got a billboard outside the Villages or what?

[Brady]

I don't know. Just saying it's on Main Street. And if you see those words, you're within about 20ft. Good luck. That's the Hopkins crew. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Found already.

[Brady]

Hopkins was.

[Unknown]

Just live up.

[Dick Toledo]

Just live up.

[Brady]

Never mind. Doug's is gone. Way to go, Doug. But a cruddy hiding spot. I didn't even get a clue out. They just saw. You know what? They probably saw Doug coming out of bottom of this tunnel. Like, hey, there's TVs Doug Hopkins coming out of the earth because he hit it in a little storm drain wash. Yeah. Doug Hopkins. I was down in the earth. I was subterranean Doug Hopkins for a second. And now I'm up on the streets.

[Unknown]

You've been calling by your house.

[Brady]

They're coming in hot. I got all these people emailing help. I just get this one on the 22nd street in Northern. That's one of mine. If you're up in the 22nd street in northern area.

[Unknown]

Left the. You got those there. You got 32.

[Brady]

I know where I was, Richard.

[Unknown]

I'm telling you.

[Dick Toledo]

Which ones left.

[Brady]

I know I'm looking. 22nd street in Northern. I would go to. You're close. Which one got found? 34, 31.

[Unknown]

34 and 36.

[Brady]

31, 34 and 36. I got 33, 32. 36 isn't 36 isn't me. 31. So I would say go to Northern and 24th Street. Open the gate. Open this gate. Although the gate may be open now. Oh, good luck. You get to. It's, it's. You get to go. There's a helicopter pad near it, I'll tell you that. A landing center where helicopters go. Oh, so many options for you out there.

[Unknown]

Remember, we have two on our app as well.

[Brady]

That's right. You can. Oh, that's right. You can go to the KUPD app. There's two more in there, there. And you can dig around on the app. I'm not sure how that works and when we release that, but people find it in the weirdest ways. And so we got a couple of them sitting there for all you in the office. You want to dig around on the app, it's in stories. You click on one of the links, you go to something and you'll find it. It's in there somewhere. So everybody's running around grabbing kegs. The red lines are starting to show up real fast on the screen. So you guys are finding them fast. Keg hunters, be careful, follow the rules. We'll give you as many hints as we can. We'll make up a wake up song this morning because you're not going to get anything on these phones or anything else.

[John Holmberg]

I'll pull some out.

[Brady]

Yeah, we'll get something good and we'll get it together. It's Easter Keg 2025. $5,000 in one of your hands tonight at Four Peaks Tasting Room over there in Tempe. You bring the keg you find down to our party. You enjoy the party and then at the end we draw a number and one of the kegs out there randomly. It's not pre selected. One of them will be worth five grand. Ten of them worth five hundred bucks thanks to Action Rideshow. So there you go. Be careful, hunt wisely and enjoy the day. Give us a call if you need hints. 585-9800 will do our best to guide you through this glorious Easter Keg 2025. It's 98K, UPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect and he. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's pick of the litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Go to turfmonstersaz.com they help us out at Lost Our Home Pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's pick of the Litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. It's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jeff. Yep. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com youm know where.

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