04-18-25 - EASTER KEG 2025 - Round 2 Of Keg Hunting Hints

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: April 18, 2025 - "EASTER KEG 2025 - Round 2 Of Keg Hunting Hints"

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Introduction

In the April 18, 2025, episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into the second round of hints for the highly anticipated Easter Keg Hunt 2025. The episode captures the chaotic yet exhilarating atmosphere as listeners engage fervently in the keg hunting contest, sharing their experiences, triumphs, and frustrations.

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Easter Keg Hunt Update

The primary focus of the episode revolves around the ongoing Easter Keg Hunt. John Holmberg provides an update on the hunt's progress, highlighting the overwhelming response from participants.

• Overwhelming Participation:

  • John Holmberg [00:50]: "We're getting people email and here's a rule, you're gonna piss Brett off if you, if he's answering your questions and you fire back with something he can't control."
  • Brett [02:51]: "I did that last night."

• Listener Interactions and Challenges:

  • The team discusses the influx of emails and texts from participants seeking hints and locations of the kegs. Brett shares his frustration with the high volume of inquiries, leading to moments where the team struggles to manage the demand.
    • John Holmberg [01:30]: "He’s like the soup nuts. You just say thank you and move on."
    • Brett [03:36]: "For a clue was given out."

• Graffiti Incident:

  • A concerning report surfaces about graffiti related to the hunt, prompting a serious discussion among the hosts.
    • John Holmberg [02:00]: "There's graffiti on the side of a trash can that says, gracie likes fat men. C word. Wow. And then it's got a gun to a girl's head drawing."
    • Brett [04:07]: "Sent live pictures of him looking at a keg."

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [03:55]: "You can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with."
• Brett [15:11]: "From oil changes to full checkups, your Valley Toyota dealer has got you covered."

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Technical Difficulties and Listener Overload

As the hunt progresses, the team faces significant technical challenges due to the sheer number of participants.

• Phone Line Overload:

  • The hosts express their inability to handle the volume of calls, with John humorously blaming the excessive listeners for the technical issues.
    • John Holmberg [04:34]: "What's Larry's 61. It just says in Mesa."
    • Brett [17:19]: "Welcome back in. For the first time in, like, five years, Ye."

• Attempts to Manage Responses:

  • Strategies are discussed to manage the incoming traffic, including encouraging listeners to communicate via email or text.
    • John Holmberg [05:00]: "We're going to take a little break here. We'll answer all of your dispatch questions."

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [18:10]: "Everybody get your pen and paper ready if you're out there ready to four wheel for these."
• Brett [19:34]: "We can't handle it."

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Sponsor Messages and Advertisements

Throughout the episode, sponsored messages are interspersed, promoting various local businesses and services. However, the hosts maintain focus on the keg hunt, often humorously intertwining sponsor mentions with the main content.

• MMP Guns Advertisement:

  • Brett [12:13]: "It's MMP Guns Customs MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms."
  • John Holmberg [12:31]: "Well, can you do this to my gun? We can do it to nearly any firearm."

• Toyota Service Promotion:

  • Brett [11:06]: "Whether you're tearing up desert trails in a Tacoma, towing your toys with a tough tundra, or exploring the back roads in the all-new 4Runner."
  • John Holmberg [11:35]: "Toyota. Let’s go places."

Notable Quotes:

• Brett [22:07]: "It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and we're talking to you about reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training."

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Final Stretch and Closing Remarks

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts reflect on the intense response and anticipate wrapping up the keg hunt by early evening.

• Countdown to Completion:

  • John Holmberg [19:01]: "Got. Found that one now. Jesus."
  • Brett [19:33]: "Shannon, would you go out and just start encouraging people to listen to something else?"

• Announcement of Prizes:

  • John Holmberg [19:50]: "Tonight, four peaks from six to eight. All you keg hunters that got a trophy head on down there and we'll draw the winner at 8 o'clock and make somebody $5,000 richer."

• Future Contests Tease:

  • John Holmberg [20:00]: "With our friends at Harley Davidson and Ride. Now Power Sports. We'll tell you about that in a little bit as well."

Notable Quotes:

• Brett [17:33]: "We have too many listeners right now."

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Conclusion

The April 18, 2025, episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness epitomizes the high-energy and interactive nature of the show, with the Easter Keg Hunt 2025 serving as a focal point for listener engagement. Amidst technical hiccups and an overwhelming response, the hosts navigate the chaos with humor and resilience, ensuring that participants remain entertained and informed. As the hunt draws to a close, anticipation builds for the announcement of winners and future contests, promising continued excitement for the show's dedicated audience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• John Holmberg [02:00]: "There's graffiti on the side of a trash can that says, gracie likes fat men. C word."
• Brett [04:07]: "Sent live pictures of him looking at a keg."
• John Holmberg [05:00]: "We're going to take a little break here. We'll answer all of your dispatch questions."
• Brett [11:06]: "Whether you're tearing up desert trails in a Tacoma, towing your toys with a tough tundra..."
• John Holmberg [19:01]: "Found that one now. Jesus."
• Brett [22:07]: "It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and we're talking to you about reactdefense.com..."

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Final Thoughts

For those who didn't tune into the episode, this summary encapsulates the vibrant and dynamic essence of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The show's ability to handle real-time events, engage with a large listener base, and weave in sponsor messages seamlessly highlights its position as Arizona's premier morning radio program.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

I did that last night.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Brady, this looks like your handwriting. Gracie likes fat men things. And then they drew a gun blowing a girl's brains out. So not my Gilbert. It says it's goonery. That is goonery. You. You people and your goons. They tried to warn us all that it was coming, that the place was just erupting with goonery. And I'm answering all the questions I can answer as fast as I can on the phone. You can call us 585-9800 to try to find these kegs. It is just. It overwhelms us. We become dispatch. It's crazy. I. Hi. Oh, here we go. Got people texting. Doug Hopkins is upset. Damn it. That was fast. I just got back. It's already found. I'm like, yeah, you know, you got to try harder, Doug. Gotta. Gotta try a little harder.

[Brett]

For a clue was given out.

[John Holmberg]

Doug, Our guy Winston and his beautiful lady India are out. And he goes. And I told him a clue, and he goes, india just got chased out by a huge javelina. Wow. I don't think it's worth it.

[Brett]

She's okay, right?

[John Holmberg]

I think that one's gone. She made it. I think he'd have led with she's dead. I don't think he would have given me the details. I don't think she's gonna live, man. I don't think he's gonna take his time to text me if that's. The guy.

[Brett]

Sent live pictures of him looking at a keg. John.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Jeez. Yeah, there's people. It's not a live picture. That is a scary, horrifying scene from the wild. And that's why you guys start acting like that. So every time Brett answers, you just say thank you and. And don't follow. Back with another text that says, there's already somebody there. Do again. Yeah.

[Brett]

Unbelievable.

[John Holmberg]

He'll get Very. What.

[Brett]

What's Larry.

[John Holmberg]

What's Larry's 61. It just says in Mesa. I know Larry's. Guys, we're almost. We're way over half gone already. I mean, this is the fastest I've seen a page fill. Yeah, look at that second page is all red now. You guys are. They have found. Maybe we made it too easy this year. We get to start droning these newbies.

[Brett]

What do we got?

[John Holmberg]

Unbelievable. This is insane. All right, let's go to the phone, see who we got. Where they are. Hi there. Who's this? This is Noah. Noah, where are you? Arrowhead. Out at Arrowhead and Arrowhead is Rachel area. That's about hers, I think. Where's Rachel's kegs? Let me see. It's a big, long list. We're around 75th and Dell. Rachel has one on. He got 75th and Greenway. All right. All right. The clue is hidden legacy. Okay, thank you. All right, good luck. Oh, that's gonna load up fast. That's a. That's an area of a lot of cars right there. There's a lot of people here, John. Yeah, yeah, we can't. We can't help with that. Unbelievable. Yeah, there's a lot of people listening. Sorry about that. It's not like Katie, KB is doing the contest where it's just you and a couple other folks. This would be a week long contest. Yeah. They had 93k. It would be an annual thing, but they mean, like it takes a whole year to get it started again. Yeah, there's a lot of people. Because we got a lot of people. You got to deal with that. I'm with you. I'm antisocial. I don't want that either. But if I see a crowd of people, I assume it's gone. Hi there. Who's this? Hi. This is Olivia. How are you, Olivia? I am good. I am looking for a clue at 55th and Happy Valley. 55th Avenue and Happy Valley. There's one on 51st and Union Hills. 51st and Union Hill. The clue is hiking. Hiking with Carrie and Chelsea. I have no idea what that means. Hiking with Carrie and Chelsea. Chelsea. I don't know what that is. Are you driving or are you a passenger? Passenger. Good move. Is the husband driving? Yes. Nice. Very good. You guys are going to keep it safe. She's learning. Very nice. Excellent job. Way to keep it old school. All right, we'll talk. Good luck. I hope that works. Thanks. All right, see you. All right. There you go. Maybe we see him tonight. She was very Reserved. I liked her hunting style. Hi, there. Who's this? Hello. Hello there. Hello there. Maybe that car's in midair. I think it's dead. You get killed by javelina. They're everywhere. Hi, there. Who's this? This is Gage. Gage, where are you? We're near Arizona Mills Mall, by the mills. All right. You have a bulletproof vest on, I hope, because. My God, why? Why would you do such a thing? Thing. That has got to be. That's Fitz. Zach, Kind of. Yeah. In that area there. Let's see where we're at. There was Zachs. Those are gone. Okay. Yeah, we got. How about. Yeah, not really those.

[Brett]

No.

[John Holmberg]

John Gordon, maybe that's a little further out. All right, we're gonna find you one. Hold on a second. How about. That's not near it either. Wow. Those are. Which one are you looking at? Where was it?

[Brett]

I flipped it again.

[John Holmberg]

How about. Well, 24th street and Chant. That's kind of far. What about 84? All right, 84. Let me find 84 for you. 84 is Dobson of Guadalupe. That's not terribly far. You want to try that one? Oh, he's gone. Try that again, either. Who's this? Oh, our phones might have just shut down. You guys might have broke our phones. Oh, wonderful. There you are. Stephanie, are you there? Yeah. All right. Where are you, Stephanie? We're on John Wayne and Honeycutt in Maricopa.

[Brett]

Head over to Boland. The clue is you might need Tony Hawk to get some help to find this keg.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. All right. Awesome. Thank you so much. That was like. That was like a conversation at the line for Des. A bunch of poor people. Roads. I don't know any of that. John Wayne this, bowling that. It's Maricopa. I mean. Yes. Jesus.

[Brett]

Thank you for calling out, Brett. Like, every tweet that's come in so far has said thank you.

[John Holmberg]

I know. I'm getting them now, too. Thank you. Thank you very much, gentlemen. And the one guy that was doing that I was getting pissed at, he goes, my bad, dude. Hey, what about this? Come on. Enough of you. Jesus. Yeah, Brett is. He got. Wow. All right. Yeah, we're. We're. Well, we're well over. Well, wait a minute, Amy. This can't be real. Oh, these are the ones that are gone. I see what you did. I was gonna say it's only one page now. All right, now it's gonna be even harder. All right, let's go to another one. Yeah. Be nice to Brett. He yells at his computer, and it makes Us all uncomfortable either. Who's this? Oh, you removed Brian. Ready? Ready. Set, Go. Hit it. Where are you? We're trying to. We rented a mountain bike. We're off. Like Ellsworth and McKillop. You're the guy Brett was just talking about. Did you rent that from Action Ride Shop? And you're run. I did. And we drove around Table Mace all day yesterday with the razor. We got both. Ready. Is there anything north? AJ Mountain bikes, River. I screwed up the river thing earlier.

[Brett]

Yeah, those are all actions.

[John Holmberg]

The early ones. The Action Ride shop has a few.

[Brett]

5, 6, 7.

[John Holmberg]

Old. Old Highway 88. The Canyon Lake Bridge.

[Brett]

Oh, that's way up there.

[John Holmberg]

You know where that is? That's kind of far. That's not terribly far. You're probably the only one out there on a bike. Yeah, on a bike. That's pretty. Pretty good haul for you. Might want to load that into the car A little bit further west at all. Hunt highway and Hawes. That's way south. Yeah. Well, I don't know. He's on a bike. It says take a trail.

[Brett]

Ellsworth and Hunt highway is probably the closest.

[John Holmberg]

Ellsworth and Hunt Highway. Yeah.

[Brett]

Might be a little bit of a hike.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if you need the bike, but it says in mom's attic. Oh, that's it. Isn't that the one? What? The one that's really hidden we were talking about earlier. Oh, no, no. Different one. Different one. Yeah, that's different. Yeah. So those are the ones. I don't know. Just enjoy your bike ride. I think that's what you really need.

[Brett]

To Kings Ranch road in the US 60 in the shadow of the Cougar.

[John Holmberg]

Is the clue there.

[Brett]

I mean, that's kind of down aside.

[John Holmberg]

From him, but he's not satisfied. And he hung up. Phone's hanging up on people now. It's Larry mcfailey.

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Toyota.

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett. I sure do.

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades.

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun? We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live.

[Brett]

You can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with.

[John Holmberg]

No wait. Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on a northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at MMP gunscustoms.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Hi there. Who's this? Oh, my God. Yeah, you guys broke our phones. We can't help. There we go. Here we go. We can't help you anymore. Are you there? Oh, this is not good. Oh, they're gonna kill us. Hi there. Who's this? Oh, yeah, the phones have shut down. Oh, yeah, you guys broke our phones. I mean, they're all. They're all ringing. Just give them Larry's cell phone. Yeah, you know what? Call Larry. You know what? Text Brett. I'll give you. Oh, yeah, go ahead and do that. That's personal number. I already told you that. All right, well, now I don't even know how to help. I'm getting. Thank you. Brett's on my emails now. Oh, this one. I get it off of here. It says I flew in on a hot air balloon from New Mexico. I'm looking for 7th street and the 101. 7th street in the 101. That's up there. Well, that's close to. You can get up there to tactical Black and get over to Rose Garden and Cave Creek and head on into react defense and try to find one of their keys that unlocks the keg. That's where I'd go if I was on 7th street and the one on one. So head on over to. To react defense. It's off rose garden. It's a little bit east of cave creek on rose garden. You can't miss it. How about this one? Anything at Riverview park or near Riverview park?

[Brett]

They've been found.

[John Holmberg]

Have they all been found?

[Brett]

Yeah, there was, like, two over near there, and I think that. Let me double check, but I think they've been found. Our buddy Bryce just text. Near Scottsdale and Shea. Sitting on my back patio watching the dogs. Don't want to leave my yard. Got anything?

[John Holmberg]

That's. Those are the people that are just like, hey, drop one off at my place. Well, yesterday when I was at action ride shop, some guy called into Josh and wanted to put in his code from the phone. Oh, yeah. He's like, come on, bro, let me just do it here. I'm busy either. Who's this? Oh, yeah, they're all gone. There you go. Hi there. Who's this? Andrea. What? Oh, yeah. This is not gonna be good. Sorry. 202 and the 60. 202 in the 60. Oh, that's Ellsworth, right?

[Brett]

Yeah, Ellsworthish.

[John Holmberg]

That's up by you. Ellsworth and the hut. That's too far. Hunt Highways too far. How about Val Vista and Germain? Now, that's too far up.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's too far south.

[John Holmberg]

Man, oh, man, you guys drained us fast.

[Brett]

Ellsworth and owns a Guadalupe. A cousin of Zeus can often be found vaping here. It's one of Brady's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Did you hear that? Hung up on him. The phone's hung up on him. There's nothing I can do. Justin, are you there? Yeah, this thing's all screwed up. Yeah, we're done. The oldest technology in the building is shot. We can't even have a contest in this dump because we can't get anything right. Somebody's on the line. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. All right. Where are you? Quick for the phone hangs up on you. Iwatuki, 51st street and Elliot.

[Brett]

24Th street in Chandler is the only one that's kind of in that area and pretty good. Just put on your hiking shoes and go.

[John Holmberg]

24Th street and Chandler. Get over there. Hurry up. All right, all right. Good luck. See, we got through that one because we have a landline that dumps calls like we're Running Bin Laden's phones out of the caves. Priority. Yeah. Hi there. Who's this? Doesn't exist. Nothing?

[Brett]

How about this one for Cave Creek? Or Sharon and Cave Creek? Where the. Where? It's bike week every week. That one hasn't been called in yet. Number 76.

[John Holmberg]

That's an easy one. Either. Who's there?

[Brett]

Should be easy.

[John Holmberg]

Hi. Go ahead. I wish the phones would have hung up again. I'm on 60th street and McDowell. 60th street and McDowell. No, 16th. 1. 6th. 16th. Oh, 16th and McDowell. You're by the Boom Boom Room. Yes. You. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go to the Boom Boom Room. Screw this. Go to the Boom Boom Room. I'll meet you there at noon.

[Brett]

16Th Street, 46, 47, 48. Or downtown Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let me see where we're at here. 46 is second in Roosevelt.

[Brett]

50. Number 50.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, second and. Yeah, it's probably the closest one to you. Second Roosevelt not too far from there. So you're 16. So go to second and Roosevelt. That's one up, one down and about five over. So you're. It says tops and bottoms. Aren't the only ones getting lucky. Oh, man. Is it a gay club on 2nd and Roosevelt? Oh, yeah, Most likely. Yeah. Think of a second of Roosevelt. All right, hung up on her. Good luck.

[Brett]

If you're looking in Maricopa, Maricopa, Keg has been found.

[John Holmberg]

Damn it. Maricopa. You're closed. Sorry about that.

[Brett]

Welcome back in. For the first time in, like, five years, Ye.

[John Holmberg]

There's nothing we can do. Anything. Thank you. How nice. Yeah, see, I got. I'm telling to be nice to you so you stop yelling at that screen like a lunatic.

[Brett]

Shan Man's got a couple still available in North Scottsdale. 68th street in Mayo and Scottsdale Road in Joe Max, 28 and 29.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's one of the coordinates for Table Mesa. Oh, here we go. Okay. I don't know how this works. I don't know how. I don't know how to say it. The first number. Is this the full number?

[Brett]

This doesn't look great.

[John Holmberg]

It is. Okay. Yeah. Says 4.011.

[Brett]

You're missing the three.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm not. Mine's cut off. Then that's what I was asking. Doesn't look great. Okay, you give it.

[Brett]

Which one? Which one are you giving off?

[John Holmberg]

25.

[Brett]

Number 25.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody get your pen and paper ready if you're out there ready to four wheel for these. Right?

[Brett]

Right this down. 34.01117 by negative 1-216-8184-11-6841.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah, I don't. I don't even know how to do that.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I would just be staring at the.

[Brett]

Just type it into your phone.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then. Yeah, you type it in there. And then your phone says, there it is. Give it out again.

[Brett]

That's not the exact location, but they're all within walking distance.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty close.

[Brett]

That dot.

[John Holmberg]

So, three four dot. 01117. And then the next number is negative 112-16-8411. Sorry. There you go. That's the first one out of table Mesa. I don't think any of those have been found yet. And those are usually the last to go because people have to actually, like, pack a lunch.

[Brett]

If you're looking at Ellsworth and Onza, Guadalupe, leave. It's just been found.

[John Holmberg]

Got. Found that one now. Jesus. Yeah. This is amazing. We are. All right. Like, we're well past half done and it's seven o' clock, so this will be over by eight. No question about it. So keep hunting. The phones are broken. You guys are. The show is too popular. We need some of you to peel out and go listen to something else for a while. It's too much. There are too many listeners. Shannon, would you go out and just start encouraging people to listen to something else? We have too many listeners right now. There's just too many of them.

[Brett]

We can't handle it.

[John Holmberg]

We have a problem in radio. And you know who we should talk to about how to get rid of listeners? Hubbard Management. They seem to be great at it. I mean, look around the nation. They're killing every station. It's amazing. And then we'll go over to Clear Channel. We'll say, how did you guys get rid of all your listeners? And they'll tell us all their plans for the future. And you're like, wow, all of those ideas are terrible. How do you guys have jobs? So, yeah, if we need to get less listeners, we just need some suits to come in here and start telling us how to do this job differently. All right, we got it. It's going crazy out here. We're going nuts. We're going to take a little break here. We'll answer all of your dispatch questions. I'll try on [e-mail] Brett's doing his best. 97936. Along with Toledo. I don't know if you're doing social media stuff.

[Brett]

That's Twitter.

[John Holmberg]

I'm doing the emails and and tax. I'm covering faxes. Brady. Somehow another is in the drive through and I don't know why, but he's over there manning the cash register. And then we'll just do the best we can. We'll try on these phones that are absolutely broken. We don't understand why too many listeners is a problem we have. We'll get back in. We're going to do a Brady report. We're going to, we're going to ease off of this for a little bit and make you guys sweat it out. But you guys are killing it right now. Just killing it. Nice work. Tonight, four peaks from six to eight. All you keg hunters that got a trophy head on down there and we'll draw the winner at 8 o' clock and make somebody $5,000 richer. Not to mention that the Action Ride Shop kegs are worth $500 each. So we got, we got 10 of those that are dubbed by Action ride shop. They're $500 more. Even better. And coming up here, we're going to open up five more with our friends at Harley Davidson and Ride. Now power Sports. We'll tell you about that in a little bit as well. So much going on. Brady report. Coming up next, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully ere.

[Brett]

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