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Dick Toledo
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Patrick Riley
At 98kupd.com we are cruising through Easter Keg Friday. Good Friday to you all. Happy Easter to those who celebrate and even to those who don't. We are down to our last few. I just got I'm texting back and forth with the guys up there at React Defense up at Tactical Black. Still note they still have not found the magic key. I got pictures of it and I'll tell you this, the boys up there at React Defense did a number. The keys that are magical they've put under a bush and glued leaves to it. That's not even me giving anything away. They hid keys all over the property and so if you find the right key, you get to unlock the keg. The keys that are man, that's awesome. They did a great job. But just I will tell you this, I don't know if that's bougainvillea. It looks like bougainvillea leaves the red. So if you're up there at React Defense right off rose. Oh yeah. It's impossible to see so that's the one up there. So I'm giving. I'm getting close to just starting to hand you guys the. The answers because we're down to it. Some of you have not. If you've got a keg and you haven't called it in, please do. Because it's keeping everybody, you know, in areas that we're just not sure, especially the person who has the keg at Verado on the stairway. I just got a picture from somebody who's at the Verrado Stairway. It is a sea of humanity. Now, I think normally people climb those stairs anyway, especially when the weather's this nice, but now you've added in a bunch of ghouls, and it's just everywhere. So I can't imagine, unless that thing was buried, that somebody doesn't have that one. There's maybe an added 15 or 20 Slayer shirts on this Mike. Mike felt this way. Call him the right way, Boone, and make. What is your now your clue for 107th Avenue in Deer Valley is Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way to under the bridge. Yeah. What do we need to know? Anything special? You just said it out loud. Okay. It's under the bridge. Wherever that is under the bridge at 107th Avenue in Deer Valley. If that hasn't been found yet, that one's been. We've sent people that direction and they're at. Let's see if there's anybody close to one right now we can try to walk them to. Remember, they tried to walk that lady to a keg and she just started walking the wrong way either. Who's this?
Walter
Hi, this is Walter.
Patrick Riley
Walter, where are you?
Walter
We are Echoes and Val Vista.
Patrick Riley
Pecos and Val Vista. Who's driving the car?
Walter
My wife is.
Patrick Riley
Oh, man. Hi. Hi. Eyes on the road. You're screwed, Walter. All right, the Gilbert and Vaughn, this is the exact same setup that Amelia had. You had a male navigator and a girl driver, and look what happened. Yeah, you've got the one down at that one last year, same street. Caused all sorts of problems that we never. Gilbert and Vaughn, you've got to level up to find this keg.
Brett Vesley
What about Greenfield?
Patrick Riley
Knox.
Brett Vesley
Right.
Patrick Riley
That one's been found. That was. Oh, that's yours. It's not. It's still in mine, too. Are you sure it's been found? Yeah, that's Batman.
Brett Vesley
No, that's. Was it.
Patrick Riley
Maybe he hasn't called it. All right, that's 44. Okay, so that one's gone, too. So. Yeah, your best bet Right there, Walter, is Gilbert and Vaughn.
Walter
Gilbert and Vaughn.
Patrick Riley
Yep.
Walter
And what's the clue?
Patrick Riley
It says you've got to level up to find this keg.
Walter
Sounds good.
Patrick Riley
Thank you. Good luck. There's a few of them out there. Still not many. Table Mesa. Here's another thing of coordinates. Ready? Four wheel drive, people. We'll give this one away. You gotta have a Jeep or your 4.4x4. And be within walking distance of these coordinates. 33.99186. Next one. Negative 1121-411033-99186. Longitude. Negative 11 2.14110 latitude. Did I get that right?
Brett Vesley
I think so.
Patrick Riley
I think so, too. If not, flip. Flip the long G. And ladies. And then you get it that way. That one hasn't been found. Let's see if anybody. We're down to like seven or eight now at this point. Hi there. Who's this? Hi.
Walter
This is Kylie.
Patrick Riley
Hi, Kylie. How are you?
Walter
Good. How are you?
Patrick Riley
I'm good. How's Christopher?
Walter
He's good.
Patrick Riley
Okay, good.
Walter
Yeah. No, he's doing great.
Patrick Riley
Shocked you how I know, isn't it? You're on his phone A little, but Are you guys getting along?
Dick Toledo
Man, I caused her to glitch.
Patrick Riley
I glitched her by knowing who's in the car with her because she's using his phone. So it came up on our caller ideas. Christopher. All right. Go ahead, Kylie. That's how I got you. Go ahead.
Walter
I was wondering. I'm on Indian School in Miller right now, and I was wondering if there was anything in my area.
Patrick Riley
Indian school in Miller. The one on Miller got found closest. Oh, there it is. No, it says it's still there. It says it's still there. Indian School of Miller. It says rolling in the mud or feeling flirty? This spot will clean you when you're dirty. What are you looking at? What are you looking at right now in Indian school in Miller? Let's walk you and Christopher to your keg.
Walter
Well, I'm actually at the, like, city hall. I, like, pulled over.
Dick Toledo
You got court.
Patrick Riley
So you're over on Goldwater and you're on drink water in Scottsdale or in Indian school.
Walter
Yeah, but I pulled over.
Patrick Riley
Okay, so you're close to Indian school.
Walter
Get back on the road.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, Go back to Indian school in Miller right now.
Walter
Okay.
Patrick Riley
Okay. And then wherever you. Well, yeah. Get in your car.
Brett Vesley
Are we gonna wait?
Patrick Riley
Yeah, we're gonna wait. We're gonna drive her over. We're gonna get her, walk her through this. She sounds fun. And Christopher's doing a lot of work there.
Brett Vesley
And obviously he's paying the phone bill.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, exactly. He's got the phone. How come you don't pay your own phone bill?
Walter
I. I still live with my dad, so he's paying my phone bill.
Patrick Riley
Oh, that's your dad? Christopher's your dad?
Walter
Yes.
Patrick Riley
How old are you?
Brett Vesley
Change my next comment then.
Patrick Riley
How old are you? I was gonna say. Yeah, we assumed you're paying a different way. How. How old are you?
Walter
I'm 21.
Patrick Riley
Oh, okay. You're 21 too. Okay, that's fair. You can live with your parents at 21. That's. That's fine. Yeah.
Walter
I'm just. I still love my dad.
Patrick Riley
It's still a daddy daughter day. Yeah, it's daddy daughter day. Out with the 21 year old and then. Yeah. And where's your. Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a. Hold on. Do you have a boyfriend that eventually is going to pay for your phone soon?
Walter
No.
Patrick Riley
Christopher hopes so. Yeah.
Walter
Indian and Miller heading east.
Patrick Riley
All right, you're Indian business. You're an Indian school heading east. Are you on Miller right now?
Walter
Yes.
Patrick Riley
Okay.
Walter
No.
Patrick Riley
Damn you.
Walter
No, but I can't.
Patrick Riley
Well, then do it. This isn't that hard.
Brett Vesley
Emails all day.
Patrick Riley
I know. Indian school in Miller. Tell me when you're on that corner.
Walter
Well, I am. I pulled over now because I drove past it, but.
Patrick Riley
So this is where we need you to be. When I say Indian school of Miller, don't go driving past it. Just stay right there. You're on point. Okay. Stay with me. Are you with me? Are you. Are you holding tight? I know, Brett. I'm with you. These Stillborns, they taught the Stillborns to use the phone. At least their dads. All right, Indian school of. What are you looking at right now?
Walter
The Wedgwood Pharmacy.
Patrick Riley
Wedgwood Pharmacy. What else are you looking at? What? Turn. Make us make a circle like you're on. On Google Maps.
Brett Vesley
She's gonna get this.
Walter
Okay.
Patrick Riley
Name.
Walter
I don't. Okay, so the mortuary and the entrusted pets place.
Patrick Riley
Trusted place. Is there any place that you can get the clue? Rolling in the mud or feeling flirty? This spot will clean you when you're dirty. Is there a car wash? Is there a strip club? Is there a dog wash? There's a dog wash. Why would you feel flirty?
Walter
There's a dog wash. Okay, there is a dog wash, but I don't know what that. Yeah, feeling flirty doesn't really.
Patrick Riley
What's Next to the dog wash.
Brett Vesley
There is a car wash over there.
Walter
Houses. Yeah, houses. It was kind of just like its own building.
Patrick Riley
Okay. All right. I don't know if you're dirty, flirty. All right, so are you walking around the dog wash? Are you near that now?
Walter
No. Where. Where does hot yoga sound?
Patrick Riley
Hot yoga might be a little flirty and get dirty or. You just asked me to hot yoga with you. I don't know what just happened.
Walter
No, no, there's a hot yoga place.
Patrick Riley
Okay, well, don't get distracted and start going doing yoga. We just need you to look for the keg. Walk around the dog wash place and see if you can find it. Are you in the car still just waiting for it to magically appear.
Walter
Now I'm pulling into the dog wash place.
Patrick Riley
Okay, so pull into the dog wash place and go someplace that says that. Maybe you can find a spot that'll clean you up. Holmberg's morning sickness.
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Patrick Riley
You gotta. You gotta get this. I want somebody.
Walter
We can go for a walk. We'll go for a walk.
Patrick Riley
That's the idea. Speed it up, sister.
Brett Vesley
Send her to Skin Cabaret.
Patrick Riley
Yes.
Walter
Sorry.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, you have to be incredibly good looking.
Brett Vesley
Yeah, just go to Skin Cabaret.
Walter
I'll get it together.
Patrick Riley
Yeah. If you're not good looking. You're. You're just gonna waste an entire life because to be this intolerable. To talk to and ugly.
Walter
Oh, no.
Patrick Riley
Yeah. Please tell me you're hot, because I.
Brett Vesley
She has to be.
Patrick Riley
You have to.
Dick Toledo
Can't deal with this.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, I can't deal with. I can't deal with dumb and.
Walter
Okay, there's a dental place, but I don't know if that'll help. An animal's hospital.
Patrick Riley
Are you the only one there?
Brett Vesley
Where's Christopher?
Walter
Put him on the phone.
Patrick Riley
Where's Christopher? I want to talk to your dad.
Walter
He stayed in the car.
Patrick Riley
He just stayed in the car. He's tired of this. I don't blame.
Brett Vesley
He's probably the same way.
Patrick Riley
It doesn't. It doesn't. He's going to drive away. You know what? You better get back to the car. Yeah, better. He's about to pull a Toledo's bad on you. And 21 years late. It's Uber time. Well, we tried to get you in a spot. It doesn't seem like you're cooperating. You're not paying enough attention to all the clues.
Walter
I'm the one not cooperating.
Patrick Riley
How am I not cooperating? There we go. These freaking stale bones.
Walter
I'm just confused.
Brett Vesley
Shocking. Shocking.
Patrick Riley
I know you are. And the dog wash, but there's nothing in the area that. That makes you think flirty. Is there, like, a lingerie store? Hang on. I'll be there in 20 minutes. Brady's gonna come by and walk you through this. See, I don't think. If you can. We'll just keep circling, keep circling, keep looking. And if you find it, by all means, text. Brett.
Brett Vesley
Yeah, please.
Dick Toledo
Is there no one else in that area?
Patrick Riley
Thank you. Yeah. No, they found it. That's it. It got claimed. Sorry.
Brett Vesley
She's. She's circling. She's gonna get dizzy.
Patrick Riley
Oh, the phone's just hung up on her because my finger did that. She seemed adorable. She better be.
Brett Vesley
Oh, man.
Patrick Riley
Cause if she's a mess, well, she's.
Brett Vesley
A mess, all right.
Patrick Riley
Oh, man. I tell you what, she needs a navigator through life. That wasn't that hard. I'm on Indian school in Miller. All right. What are you looking at? Well, I passed it like. Well, the whole point of this goddamn thing.
Brett Vesley
Thanks, Amelia.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, well, it's behind me now. Oh, I have to stop. Yeah. It's not just gonna. It's not Lucky Charms. It just doesn't appear.
Brett Vesley
Amelia said the last fuel station. No, it's back there.
Patrick Riley
Oh, we passed it. I told you to Pull over. Who's this? Hi.
Walter
This is Heaven.
Patrick Riley
Heaven. I swear to God, if you're. I know. Heaven. Heaven. If you're on Indian School in Miller right now, please go swipe the keg from that girl.
Walter
I'm on McClintock and Southern. But I don't. I don't understand.
Patrick Riley
The clue says DC10 Perception Check.
Walter
I looked it up, and it's like comic books. I see a bunch of comic book stores.
Patrick Riley
Okay. Dc, that's dc.
Brett Vesley
It's a Fitz.
Patrick Riley
It's a fit.
Brett Vesley
So it's got to be Comic book store or something like that.
Patrick Riley
DC10 perception check. So what. What do you see as the comic book store? That's nerd stuff. That's nerd talk. That's Fitz Heaven.
Walter
There's a. It's called, like, Aurora Comics or something like that.
Patrick Riley
Right? Are you just staring at it or are you actually doing.
Walter
So I was walking around. There's a. There's, like, three comic book stores over here. I was walking around at one, and then I went across the street, and I'm coming over to this other one to see where. If there's anything near this one.
Patrick Riley
What is that on the corner of McClintock and Virgin 3. Comic book. Geez Louise. All right. Yeah. Well, if it's not, that's it. You're at the right place. But DC10, perception check. So you're in the right spot. You have to be. I don't know where it is for sure, but that clue has to be comic book stores, dc. And then.
Walter
Okay, look for the number.
Patrick Riley
Look for the number 10. That was Southern. Yeah.
Walter
Okay.
Patrick Riley
And there's got to be a number 10 near there and kind of dig around there. And then I would imagine that there's some sort of an eye doctor perception check.
Walter
Okay.
Patrick Riley
Is there an eye doctor close?
Brett Vesley
I think there's one over by the Sprouts over there.
Walter
Yeah, I'm right next to Sprouts right now.
Patrick Riley
Okay. No eye doctor. No.
Walter
Okay, Sprouts.
Patrick Riley
All right. Heaven's not answering my questions.
Walter
I'm looking for the eye Doctor.
Patrick Riley
Maybe nothing.
Brett Vesley
DC10, DC's, DC Comics.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, I don't know.
Walter
That's what I was thinking when I first dragons right here.
Patrick Riley
Okay.
Walter
There's an optical eye store right here.
Patrick Riley
There's an eye store. Oh, it's an optical store. There's a perception check. So next to the comic books. And then I was right.
Brett Vesley
Yeah.
Walter
So there's an eyeglass store right now.
Patrick Riley
So. Yeah, just attack the next person you see.
Walter
Open the door. There's Nobody over here. I'm the only person out here looking.
Patrick Riley
Probably got found. I haven't really focused in on this one.
Dick Toledo
Thanks to ChatGPT. A test of characters ability to notice details in their environment, particularly subtle or hidden things is a DC10 perception.
Patrick Riley
So that's a DC10 perception check. So you have to be close to the comic book store and the eyeglasses. So wander around that building and try to find it. And good luck to you.
Brett Vesley
Or ready look for some dice?
Patrick Riley
Yeah.
Walter
Okay.
Patrick Riley
And see if Fitz is masturbating in a bush because, I mean, this is. He's loving every second of this. My goodness. All right, last try here. This is. We're helping out for the last few straggling hunters. Hi there. Who's this?
Walter
My name's Brian. I hate to disappoint your thing earlier. We just called to say thank you. We got the Canyon Lake keg.
Patrick Riley
Oh, you got. That's not disappointing us. You got one. You know why? Because you're a man and you make sense to me. Nice job. Yeah, it was. Was there a lot of people or did you just stumble across it? What happened?
Walter
We called, we got the clue. We weren't real quick. We got out there. There was a couple like good looking older ladies, but there was no way they were climbing up to where that thing was. But I was the first one to look up. Everybody was looking down.
Patrick Riley
How old? Cougars.
Walter
Like hot moms, like 40.
Patrick Riley
They're 40? Yeah, they're expired, but they're still hanging in there.
Walter
They're just dressed a little too, too nice. They're a little too pretty to like, climb on that dirty bridge.
Patrick Riley
I see. Were they hunting or were they just out for a walk?
Walter
Oh, no, no, they were hunting. One was telling us. Oh, my gosh, that's so dangerous. Oh, what do you do?
Patrick Riley
Go up there and you got it. All right, well, good for you. Nice job. You stole from a couple old ladies. Well played, my friend. And we'll see you tonight over at the Four Peaks Tasty Room. Good for you. There he goes. He's done. We got to help one more. Find something. I like walking these ladies to things. Hi there. Who's this?
Walter
It's Chris.
Patrick Riley
Chris, where are you? I'm on Hunt highway headed toward Gilbert.
Walter
And Chandler Heights area.
Patrick Riley
All right, Hunt highway, we've got number seven. Well, they got two. The Hunt highway and Hawes and Hunt highway and Ellsworth.
Dick Toledo
5, 7 and 12 are all down in.
Patrick Riley
That are still there. And Hawes and Elliot. Hawes and Elliot's another one.
Walter
What's it, what's the clue on Ellsworth? I'm close by there.
Patrick Riley
Ellsworth and Hunt highway in mom's attic. We've given that out a few times so I'm not sure that's still there. And the Hazen Hunt Highway Hawsen Hunt highway is bar bail from the trail. Take a hike to find the keg if you like. I think that one's on the trail. That would be my guess. All right. Good luck. Maybe see it tonight.
Walter
Thank you.
Patrick Riley
There you go. Oh my goodness. It's all just coming to a close here this Easter. Keg hunt. Holy smokes. Got you looking at this.
Dick Toledo
There's basically seven that are out that don't require you to hike or have a four by four.
Patrick Riley
Right. And it is officially time for you to head on over to one of these five retail shops and sign up because a lot of you are going to strike out. Scorpion Harley Davidson is about to open in Chandler. Head on in there. They've got keg number 98. Sign up. They'll do a drawing. I think usually they do it about 12.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, I believe so.
Patrick Riley
Right. Arrowhead. Harley Davidson is in Peoria. Go to that one. Do the exact same thing. Sign up, see if you can get drawn. Roadrunner, Harley and Goodyear. You can do it there. Ride Now Power Sports in Peoria. So you can do two in Peoria. I would go over to Arrowhead and then ride over to Ride Now. Sign up at both. Double up. Yeah, why wouldn't you? And then if you're at the Scorpion, Harley Davidson and Chandler, sign up there and then quick hop over to Ride Now Power Sports and Chandler on Willis and you can do it there. So you can sign up at a few of these places. They'll do drawings and maybe pick up a keg at one of those. There's five more of those going out there. The one that's on the app is a sign up and a draw. I don't know when we're closing that down but you can go to our app around 2pm she said, oh, no kidding. Oh, that's great. Find the sheet, sign up there. There's a keg on our app you can win. So if you can't drive around like you know and get run over by Christopher and Nicole, then you can do it online.
Dick Toledo
If you know textures are asking about the tactical black.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, it's up there. Rose Garden and Cave Creek. So far I have not heard that it isn't. They've done a great job hiding. I said, are you still standing? And Jay said, yes, sir. Said I keep walking around where the key that's hidden is. So keep an eye on Jay and Josh. See where they're hanging around because they.
Dick Toledo
Usually, I think they really enjoy this.
Patrick Riley
Oh, they love this. I would love to be. I wish they'd film the whole thing. I'd watch it like a movie. Holmberg's Morning Sickness Holberg's Morning Sickness 28.
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Patrick Riley
All right, we'll try one more person online. Hi there. Who's this? This is Jeremy. Jeremy, where are you? McCallop's in center in Mesa. Yes. Nothing left. Yeah, Mesa is tapped. They're all gone.
Dick Toledo
Left in Mesa.
Patrick Riley
Yep. It's Munich over there. They're gone. They're all gone.
Walter
All right, thank you.
Patrick Riley
All right, see ya. He didn't seem to care about that. I don't want to stop telling people I want to help someone find one. Hi there. Who's this?
Walter
Hi, this is Rachel.
Patrick Riley
All right, Rachel, where are you?
Walter
Well, I was looking for the one over here on Hayden and McCormick. Is that one still there?
Patrick Riley
It says it is behind the Place of Fitness. Hey, Rachel, say your last name.
Walter
Cook. K, O, C, H. That's not how.
Patrick Riley
You pronounce your last name.
Walter
Oh, you and everybody else.
Patrick Riley
That's because it's because you're the only one saying it wrong. That isn't Cook. Cook is two O's. Your last name is Coc. Rachel Cock. That's coming up on my screen there. It says Rachel Cock. Big letters. It's big white letters. It says big white right there on my screen.
Walter
And you know what? Whatever gets me through the.
Patrick Riley
Well, whatever gets you through. And then evidently you choked on something there at the end of that. All right, Rachel, it says McClintock and. Or where are you? Hayden and McCormick.
Walter
Hayden and McCormick.
Patrick Riley
And you are by a place of fitness?
Walter
Yes, I am currently at the LA Fitness. I've gone around like two or three times and I feel like I'm blind because I can't find it.
Patrick Riley
All right, it says behind the place of Fitness. Okay, so what's behind it? Is there just a parking lot or is there another store back there? What's behind the Place of Fitness?
Walter
It's mostly just more shrubberies and building. It's. Well, there's like a. There's a drive back or like for the express people.
Patrick Riley
Man. There's got to be words on buildings that I. That you'll help me like. There's a drive act for express people.
Walter
Fair enough.
Patrick Riley
What does that mean?
Walter
I guess what I mean is for delivery. So, like when people are dropping off on the back end.
Brett Vesley
Another hot one.
Walter
Businesses.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, you got to be hot too, man. All right, hang on. All right, so you're walking around the back of the fitness place.
Walter
That's correct.
Patrick Riley
Have you looked in the shrubbery?
Walter
I have.
Patrick Riley
Watch out for that biplane, by the way.
Walter
So I keep looking and I haven't found anything.
Patrick Riley
Is there a tree Tall enough to look up in a tree, look down, and something. Look behind, like a transformer. Is there a dumpster nearby? Is there a guy walking away with a K? Someone walking around with a keg? Because you lose.
Walter
Yeah, that would be my luck.
Patrick Riley
If he walks by and he goes, so long, cock, and he just gets in his car, he's the winner. All right, well, if you can't see it, it sounds like you're in the right place.
Walter
Yeah, I like to think so.
Patrick Riley
Yeah. And so. And you're just kind of lost back there. There's nothing to see.
Walter
No, really, it's. It's kind of a dead road.
Patrick Riley
Where would you hide it if you were back there?
Walter
Well, there's a lot of places I would hide it. Look there, but I haven't found them.
Patrick Riley
All right. All right. Well, good luck, Rachel. And are you married?
Walter
Nope. Not yet.
Patrick Riley
That's your maiden name. You better hurry up, get out of this mess.
Walter
I'll work on it.
Patrick Riley
Yeah, try to drop that as fast as you can, Rachel.
Walter
Oh, will do. Absolutely.
Patrick Riley
We'll see you later. There you go. Yeah. Her last name. She mispronounces it because it's spelled cock. Says so on my phone.
Dick Toledo
We get this text in, guys. Did anybody say they found a wallet?
Patrick Riley
Actually, we did. Yeah, we did. And we're gonna. And Monday, we're gonna have the KUPD wallet hunt. We're gonna hide it from you, and you have to find your own wallet. Anybody say they found a wallet in the city? That's mine. Five, maybe. While hunting. Hey, while I was hunting, I lost my wallet. Keep. Have people keep your eyes open for that. Was there five grand in it? No. They're not going to care. All right, I think that's it. I'll give you the clues. This is it. I'll give you what's left right now on my list. Northern and First Street. I hid that. I cannot believe that's still there. That was my easiest one. It's right by the Oso on Northern and Central. It's. It says Ruth. Turn this horse around, because Ruth is the name of the street. And there's a. Like a. The bridal pass ends. You cross over the street, and then you go over by where Oso. It used to be the spoken wheel. Used to be a restaurant. There's now in Oso. And you go up the canal. It's on the other side of the canal by a rock that cannot still be there. There's no way. But it says it is Gilbert and Vaughn. Two years in A row. Same intersection. Claimed. Not claimed. People have been wandering around there all morning. Can't find it. Indian school in Miller. That poor girl is still walking around over there. Hayden and McCormick behind the place of Fitness. Doesn't seem like that's still there. 85th Avenue and Olive. That's the bowling alley one. We've given that clue out a million times. That has to be gone. Shea. 92nd Street. In the bush. In the bush. In the bush.
Brett Vesley
DC10 Perception Check is Dungeons and Dragons. So which was a Fitz thing. So there's got to be some kind of fantasy type thing over there, huh?
Patrick Riley
All right.
Brett Vesley
Like a mead bar or a comic book store.
Patrick Riley
Jesus. Can you. So they're trying to regrow their virginity. Just go have a drink at a bar. What's a mead bar?
Brett Vesley
Like that meat drink?
Patrick Riley
Yeah, but it's for people from like the 1300s.
Brett Vesley
Mead's terrible and everything.
Patrick Riley
Warner and Gilbert. See Mead bar. There was one. And that's where you used to go. It's on the other side. Past tense. Most mead bars end up with word was attached to it. Just like mead. Verrado in Indian School. No way that's still there. That's on that stairway.
Brett Vesley
That one that was on. Was it Miller and where she was lost?
Patrick Riley
Yeah.
Brett Vesley
They said this chick. There's a lingerie spot next to the dog wash. That's it. So that's what Devin.
Patrick Riley
She didn't see the lingerie. I even asked, is there like a strip club or a lingerie shop? Rolling in the mud or just feeling dirty. This spot will clean you. Or flirty. This spot will clean you when you're dirty.
Brett Vesley
It's gotta be somewhere in between those.
Patrick Riley
Yeah.
Brett Vesley
So look between the bushes and everything else.
Patrick Riley
Yeah. And 107th Avenue in Deer Valley. Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way. That's the one that's under the bridge. We have given you all we can give. My guess is most of them are. Are gone. It is fun every year to talk to you guys about how crazy you are. And I'm always blown away at how girls do this. Every year the women call. They're all over it. Get on over there to Scorpion. Harley Davidson and Chandler. Arrowhead, Harley and Peoria. Roadrunner, Harley and Goodyear. Ride now Power Sports in Peoria. And Ride now Power Sports in Chandler. All of them are open right now. One minute ago. In fact. Doors are open. Go in there, sign up with their signup sheet and get yourself all loaded up for their drawing. Which will happen around 12 o' clock later today, and they'll call you up and say, congratulations, you got one of our kegs. There's five of those there, thanks to Action Ride Shop. 500 bucks. They're doing that 10 times, if I'm not mistaken. You'll come tonight with your keg. Maybe the guy that just got his that told us that he stole it from those two hot old ladies. And we'll tell you right there when you check in. Hey, this is one of your lucky Action Ride Shop kegs. You get 500 bucks right there from Josh. He hands it to you.
Larry McFeely
Five grand.
Patrick Riley
Yeah. And then. And then you can win five grand on top of it. Look at that. So you can walk out of here with 5,500 bucks at least.
Larry McFeely
I just got off the phone with an officer of the law.
Patrick Riley
Oh, what'd we do now?
Larry McFeely
Just reminding everyone. I'm not going to be specific about it, but if you're on somebody's property.
Patrick Riley
Get off of it.
Larry McFeely
Corn fields.
Dick Toledo
Respectful.
Larry McFeely
Just be respectful.
Brett Vesley
These.
Larry McFeely
These people are trying to grow in an environment that's incredibly difficult to grow in.
Patrick Riley
And sure beginning. So. I mean, corn will grow anywhere, but. Yeah. Don't stomp on it.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Patrick Riley
So the cornfield. I got a guy called and said this place is crawling with people.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Patrick Riley
So the corn guy's like, what the hell? Yeah.
Larry McFeely
And the police are like, I don't know what the hell you guys are.
Patrick Riley
Doing over there, but just stop everybody in the cornfield. That one's probably gone anyway. So children of the corn, follow my voice. Leave the corn. All right. The one at react defense just got clocked. They found the case. That one's gone now, too. Just found. There it is. Oh, my God. My friend. Just my meathead from Prestige Billiard said, hey, my buddy just asked if you could keep that chick over there by the dog wash. He's gonna go pick her up and help out.
Brett Vesley
Just look for the one walking in circles.
Patrick Riley
Look for the girl aimlessly wandering around Scottsdale. Usually it's a Saturday morning or a Sunday morning, but today, give it to you on a Friday. Do not ask for her phone number. No, you can get fired from your job as a brave. We've got an entertainment drill coming up next. That's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: EASTER KEG 2025 - Round 4 Of Keg Hunting Hints
Release Date: April 18, 2025
Overview
In this exciting episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg and his team dive into the fourth round of the highly anticipated Easter Keg Hunt 2025. The episode is packed with engaging interactions, witty banter, and thrilling updates as participants vie to locate the hidden kegs across Arizona. Supported by Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show offers listeners a blend of entertainment, competition, and community spirit.
1. Introduction to the Easter Keg Hunt
Patrick Riley kicks off the main event by updating listeners on the current status of the Easter Keg Hunt. With only a few kegs remaining, the competition intensifies as Riley provides new clues to guide participants closer to the elusive prizes.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [01:19]: "At 98kupd.com we are cruising through Easter Keg Friday. Good Friday to you all."
2. Clues and Strategies for Finding the Kegs
Riley shares detailed hints for the remaining kegs, emphasizing the need for participants to pay close attention to their surroundings and interpret the clues correctly. Each clue is designed to challenge participants' perception and detective skills.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [05:30]: "You gotta have a Jeep or your 4.4x4. And be within walking distance of these coordinates."
3. Interactive Caller Segment
The heart of the episode features live interactions with participants attempting to locate the kegs. These calls highlight the challenges and humorous moments that arise during the hunt.
a. Kylie’s Quest to Find the Keg
Kylie calls in from Indian School in Miller, seeking assistance to navigate the area and locate her keg. Her conversation with Riley becomes a comedic exchange as they struggle to interpret the clues.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [06:16]: "This spot will clean you when you're dirty."
Kylie [09:03]: "There's a dog wash. Okay, there is a dog wash, but I don't know what that."
b. Brian’s Success in Canyon Lake
Brian shares his triumph in finding the Canyon Lake keg, humorously describing his encounter with other hunters and the unexpected presence of “cougars” (hot older women) in the area.
Notable Quote:
Brian [17:01]: "There was a couple like good looking older ladies, but there was no way they were climbing up to where that thing was."
c. Chris’s Attempt in Chandler Heights
Chris attempts to locate a keg near Hunt Highway, but encounters difficulties deciphering the clues related to comic book stores and eye clinics, leading to a light-hearted exchange.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [15:41]: "DC10 Perception Check is Dungeons and Dragons. So which was a Fitz thing."
d. Rachel’s Struggle at Hayden and McCormick
Rachel seeks help to find her keg behind the LA Fitness, navigating through misleading clues and mispronunciations of her last name, adding to the episode’s humor.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [23:09]: "That's because you're the only one saying it wrong. It isn't Cook."
4. Updates on Remaining Kegs
As the hunt progresses, Riley updates listeners on the status of the remaining kegs, providing last-minute hints and encouraging participants to sign up at designated Harley Davidson and Power Sports locations to maximize their chances of winning.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [19:01]: "One minute ago. In fact. Doors are open. Go in there, sign up with their signup sheet and get yourself all loaded up for their drawing."
5. Community and Humor
Throughout the episode, the hosts infuse humor and camaraderie, especially when dealing with participants' frustrations and playful teasing among the hosts. This dynamic keeps the atmosphere lively and entertaining.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [12:34]: "Don't stomp on it. Children of the corn, follow my voice. Leave the corn."
6. Conclusion and Final Announcements
As the Easter Keg Hunt draws to a close, Riley summarizes the locations where participants can still sign up and attempt to find the last remaining kegs. He emphasizes the excitement and community involvement, encouraging listeners to stay engaged for future events.
Notable Quote:
Patrick Riley [30:15]: "Look at that. So you can walk out of here with 5,500 bucks at least."
Key Takeaways
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness encapsulated the thrill of the Easter Keg Hunt 2025, blending suspense, humor, and community engagement. John Holmberg and his team successfully entertained and involved their audience, making it a memorable morning for all participants and listeners alike.