Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: April 21, 2025
Title: Last Of Us May Be The Reason Our Dads Taught Us To Hate Too Much Pubic Hair - Billy Ray Cyrus Might Be Dating Elizabeth Hurley - Latest S*Heel Of Year Candidate Killed A Chihuahua w/A Shovel To Protect Chickens
1. Introduction to the Episode
In this lively episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a mix of pop culture commentary, humorous debates, and shocking local news. The episode aired on April 21, 2025, and covers a range of topics from the latest twists in popular TV series to bizarre incidents involving pet animals.
2. The Impact of TV Shows on Society
Brett Vesely kicks off the conversation by discussing the surprising plot developments in the latest season of "The Last of Us", comparing its unexpected twists to those famously seen in "Game of Thrones".
Brett Vesely [02:21]: "None of you guys watching the Last of Us. No, I haven't been shocked by TV in a long time. Probably Game of Thrones was the last one."
The hosts reflect on how "The Last of Us" has captivated gamers and TV enthusiasts alike, creating a shared cultural experience that was seemingly lost amidst the fragmentation of modern entertainment.
Brett Vesely [03:30]: "We're like, oh, something good happening here."
3. The Great Pubic Hair Debate
Transitioning from TV shows, Brett launches into a humorous and somewhat controversial debate about pubic hair trends and the generational influence of fathers.
Brett Vesely [07:05]: "There’s a reason dudes don't want to kiss dudes with hair. We don't want to kiss girls with hair down there. We made you, you ladies into thinking that was a great idea."
The conversation humorously critiques societal norms and the supposed backlash instilled by previous generations, tying it back to the influence of media and personal preferences.
Brett Vesely [09:22]: "I'll go thank my dad today. If you're lucky enough to still have your father and he's 78 or younger, you go in and thank him for taking all those hair bullets for us."
4. The "Shame" Segment: Chihuahua Tragedy
One of the most intense segments of the episode revolves around a local incident where a man was caught on camera brutally beating a chihuahua with a shovel. The hosts vehemently express their outrage and disbelief.
Brett Vesely [22:37]: "Shame. Shame. Shame. Them if you know them. Shame if you know his name tell it to me. Shame."
Brett and Larry McFeely passionately condemn the act, highlighting the man's justification of self-defense against a small dog and emphasizing the disproportionate violence used.
Brett Vesely [24:36]: "If you're out there right now and I say this and hope it actually happens, most of the time my words are idle and float out there and mean nothing. If you're listening right now, Peoria guy, hang yourself today."
The discussion includes satirical suggestions and exaggerated scenarios to underscore the absurdity and cruelty of the incident, making a stark commentary on animal abuse and societal responses.
Brett Vesely [35:20]: "I'm going to be the first to put his name on the air in any media thing. And you can sue me later."
The segment serves as a platform for the hosts to voice strong opinions on animal rights and justice, blending humor with serious commentary.
5. Celebrity News: Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley
Shifting gears, the hosts discuss rumors about Billy Ray Cyrus potentially dating Elizabeth Hurley, injecting humor and skepticism into the conversation.
Brett Vesely [15:14]: "I think he twinking around. Yeah, I don't know if he's twinking around."
Brett humorously compares Billy Ray Cyrus’s resurgence and appearance to that of a classic figure, playfully critiquing the relationship dynamics.
Brett Vesely [15:50]: "Billy Ray is basically a 70s vagina with teeth."
The hosts speculate on the authenticity of the rumors, intertwining personal opinions with pop culture references.
6. Reflections on Past Incidents and Pop Culture
The episode also touches upon historical celebrity moments, such as Hugh Grant’s infamous encounter with a prostitute, drawing parallels to current events and media portrayals.
Brett Vesely [17:52]: "He didn't just accidentally pick up Divine Brown. That's the time he got caught."
This reflection serves to contextualize current celebrity news within a broader narrative of media scandals and public perceptions.
7. Closing Thoughts and Audience Engagement
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts encourage listener participation through giveaways and promote upcoming comedy events in the Valley, maintaining the show's engaging and community-focused atmosphere.
John Holmberg [57:13]: "The Core Institute has been here for 20 years and they're going to be here for a lot longer than that. And you can stop living with pain and start saying yes to all the things I love to do."
They wrap up with light-hearted banter and updates on local entertainment, ensuring a well-rounded and entertaining conclusion to the episode.
Notable Quotes
- Bret Vesely [03:30]: "We're like, oh, something good happening here."
- Bret Vesely [09:22]: "I'll go thank my dad today."
- Bret Vesely [24:36]: "If you're listening right now, Peoria guy, hang yourself today."
- Bret Vesely [15:14]: "I think he twinking around."
- Bret Vesely [17:52]: "He didn't just accidentally pick up Divine Brown."
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, shock value, and cultural commentary, engaging listeners with a mix of light-hearted banter and serious discussions. From dissecting the latest TV show twists to condemning animal cruelty and speculating on celebrity relationships, John Holmberg and his co-hosts ensure that their audience remains entertained and informed throughout the morning hours.
