04-22-25 - BR - TUE - It's Illegal In Quebec For Wife To Take Husband's Last Name And Brady's Unsure What Ronnee's Maiden Name Is - Chipotle To Open Store In Mexico City

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Podcast Summary

Episode: April 22, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Duration: Approximately 46 minutes

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Introduction and Australian Celebrities (00:09 - 02:38)

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion initiated by Brady Bogen about Australian celebrities, particularly focusing on Margot Robbie and her fictitious twin, Samara Weaving. Brady humorously critiques the tendency to attribute various traits and fame to Australian actors.

• Brady (00:09): "People are sending me their selections for things Australians should name after their stuff. Like, just because of that little thing we did."

Brady also mentions Tammy Hembro, highlighting her multifaceted life as a mother of three, juggling fitness and family responsibilities, and muses on the societal expectations placed on women.

• Brady (01:41): "She’s got three kids. That should just make women mad, I think."

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Movie Musings and Nostalgia (02:38 - 06:03)

The conversation shifts to nostalgic reflections on past movies, particularly focusing on the film "Hunk" starring James Coco. Brady shares a personal anecdote about attending a movie with his friend John Stevens, expressing regret over the film's quality and Coco's untimely passing.

• Brady (03:02): "The most regrettable movie I ever watched was with my friend John Stevens... It was James Coco’s last movie."

They delve into James Coco's career, reminiscing about his roles in popular TV shows like "Alice" and "The Love Boat," and lamenting the decline in his comedic presence following his death.

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Doug Hopkins Price Is Right Game (06:03 - 12:03)

Holmberg introduces the "Doug Hopkins Price Is Right" game segment, where listeners have the chance to win $5,000 by correctly guessing the price of a provided receipt from Rito’s Market and Mexican Takeout.

• Brady (07:44): "Here’s how it works. $5,000 in your hands at you Fest if you get today right, get drawn, and become a finalist."

Details about the receipt are discussed, including items like chips, hot sauce, guacamole, and various fees. The hosts encourage listeners to participate by texting the price without using decimal points due to technical limitations.

• Brady (10:09): "It’s 67.98. I’ll tell you this. Brady’s low. That’s today’s clue."

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Earth Day and Fun Facts (12:03 - 16:12)

Celebrating Earth Day and National Jelly Bean Day, the hosts share a survey revealing common environmental guilt among people, such as wasting food and not recycling.

• Toledo (13:39): "31% of the people say they feel guilty about wasting food."

They also present interesting facts about the human body’s cell regeneration and the origin of Timex Watches' name, adding a light educational touch to the episode.

• Toledo (14:58): "The founder of Timex Watches picked the name in honor of his father because his father loved reading Time magazine and using Kleenex."

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Quebec Marriage Laws and Personal Anecdotes (16:12 - 26:25)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the controversial topic of Quebec's legal restrictions on women taking their husband's last name upon marriage. The hosts engage in a humorous yet pointed discussion about personal experiences and the complexities surrounding maiden names.

• Toledo (16:12): "In Quebec, it’s illegal for a woman to take her husband’s last name after they get married."

Brady and Brett navigate through confusion regarding Ronnie's maiden name, leading to an amusing yet relatable conversation about identity and bureaucracy in marital name changes.

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Audience Interaction and Personal Stories (26:25 - 35:35)

The hosts transition into sharing personal anecdotes and listener stories, including tales of family history, adoption, and the mystery of Ronnie’s birth certificate. These segments are filled with humor, camaraderie, and playful teasing among the hosts.

• Brady (26:06): "If there were this many questions, I would demand a birth certificate."

The conversation highlights the importance of knowing one’s roots and the often complicated nature of family histories, all delivered with the show’s characteristic humor.

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Wild World Segment: Record-Breaking Penguins and Centenarians (35:35 - 30:32)

Brady introduces the "Wild World" segment, featuring remarkable stories such as the world's oldest penguin, Spineb, who turned 37 years old, and Burdette Sisler, a 110-year-old man from Niagara Falls living in Canada.

• Toledo (28:50): "Her name is Spineb. She’s lived at a zoo in England since 1988."

These stories celebrate longevity and resilience in both animals and humans, providing an uplifting break from the episode’s earlier topics.

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Local News: Violent Assault in Phoenix (30:32 - 33:19)

A serious news segment covers the arrest of Daniel Lanks for felony aggravated assault in Phoenix. The incident involved a brutal attack where Lanks ripped a stranger’s eye out, leaving the victim with a broken jaw.

• Toledo (30:47): "Daniel Lanks was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault after ripping the stranger’s eye out of the socket."

The hosts discuss the details of the case, expressing shock and disbelief over the violence, and provide information about the victim and the circumstances leading to the arrest.

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Chipotle's Expansion to Mexico City (33:19 - 38:20)

The conversation shifts to business news, highlighting Chipotle’s plan to open a store in Mexico City in partnership with Alcia Co., a company that also operates several other international franchises.

• Brady (33:19): "That’s not going to do very well. Everywhere is a Chipotle, isn’t it?"

The hosts debate the viability of American fast-food chains expanding into their home countries, discussing cultural fit and market saturation.

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Bizarre Food and Internet Content Commentary (38:20 - 45:43)

In a humorous turn, the hosts critique a series of unsettling and bizarre food videos circulating on the internet. They discuss misconceptions like "lemon tea," clarifying that it refers to unusual acts rather than the beverage.

• Brady (42:19): "Lemon tea has to mean something in whatever horrible nation that is."

The segment is filled with graphic descriptions and comedic relief as the hosts navigate through the unsettling content, maintaining their trademark banter.

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Final Doug Hopkins Game Round and Closing Remarks (45:43 - 46:11)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts revisit the "Doug Hopkins Price Is Right" game, announcing that no qualifiers have been found yet and encouraging listeners to participate for another chance to win $5,000.

• Brady (45:53): "Nobody’s hit yet. Okay. No qualifier yet."

The episode concludes with final promotional remarks and a promise of more engaging content in future episodes.

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Notable Quotes

• Brady (00:09): "Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself."
• Brady (16:14): "We have to fight the law to try it."
• Brady (23:28): "Don’t do it, kids. Don’t do it."
• Toledo (27:58): "A study at Texas A and M found that over 99% of dogs in the US have behavior problems."
• Brady (28:07): "All dogs do dumb stuff. They’re not bright, but they’re awesome and they’re perfect to me, so shut up."
• Toledo (29:01): "The world’s oldest penguin turned 37 last week."
• Brady (33:20): "I’m a Z. Them. Oh, Jesus Christ."
• Brady (45:43): "Don’t do it, Lemon. If anybody says, want some lemon tea? Just leave."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, listener interaction, and topical discussions. From dissecting celebrity lives and nostalgic movie experiences to engaging in interactive games and addressing serious local news, the hosts maintain an entertaining and dynamic conversation. Their ability to balance light-hearted banter with informative content ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode engaging and enjoyable.

Transcript

[Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. People are sending me their selections for things Australians should name after their stuff. Like, just because of that little thing we did. Like, dude, you forgot all about Agent Smith, Hugo Weaving and his daughter Samara. And if you've seen Samara Weaving, I haven't. Oh, Margot Robbie clone.

[Holmberg]

What?

[Brady]

Yeah, there's another Australian I forgot about named Tammy Hembro. And it's her birthday today and somebody sent me this the other day. I was like, dude, damn. Yeah, yeah, Margot Robbie's got a twin and it's Samara Weaving. It's Hugo's daughter. Remember Agent Smith from the Matrix?

[Holmberg]

Oh, that same dude?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, he's ridiculous. Like dog.

[Toledo]

Look at that.

[Brady]

He's a daughter making machine. Yeah, it's. It's her. It's Margot. It's the same person. You can't. You wouldn't, you would never know. If I told you that's Margaret Robbie, I would have been question it. Yeah. And then the other one is Tammy Hembro. A guy emailed me this the other day and said, dude, and ironically she's on TMZ today. But he said, have you seen this one yet? I'm like, no, I have not. And then it's remarkable Australian power. And then her big thing, she's. I don't know why women follow her. Because she's incredible. She's got three kids. That should just make women mad, I think.

[Holmberg]

That has three kids.

[Brady]

That has three kids.

[Holmberg]

No way.

[Brady]

Yeah. And you think the only thing that would. Only people that would. She's evidently dating a giant. Who's that guy? Is that. My God, he must be 15ft tall. But yeah, she has three kids. And she talks about how tough it is to be a mum. Being a mom is tough. How much time I get in the gym, 12, 15 hours a day.

[Holmberg]

Here, I'll just wreck it.

[Brady]

Hardly have any time for. Yeah, there she is pregnant. And there she is, fixed. And you'd think women would hate that because the energy and effort she's putting into having that body after three kids is like so much more than anybody else does. And she's, you know, three STDs running around. She occasionally will remind her that she's.

[Toledo]

Got them 5k, P. Oh, you're one.

[Holmberg]

Girl that used to dig. Wasn't she Australian, too?

[Brady]

No, Hildy, she's Swedish. Oh, okay, Hildy. So she got wrecked. She blew out a baby.

[Toledo]

And every other picture now is with the kids.

[Brady]

Her and the kid. I don't. I haven't looked at her for years. There's no reason. But Yahoo Serious was another one. Yeah, Serious got me on that one. Name somebody. Remember Yahoo?

[Holmberg]

No, I do, but, like. Yeah, I would have forgotten. Would have never.

[Brady]

Yeah, I. I remember going to the theater with my friend Alan Sinclair to watch the movie Yahoo Serious movie. Yeah. And I told that to Scott Haynes, and he said, man, you are an Adonis. It's true. I. I went all the way to the theater.

[Holmberg]

Is that your most regrettable one, that.

[Brady]

You went to movies? Yeah. No, the most regrettable movie I ever watched was with my friend John Stevens, and we went over to man theaters on Longmore, and it was a summer afternoon, and we wasted our last 10 bucks on a movie called Hunk because James Coco died the day before. It was James Coco's last movie. Who's James Coco? Great question. But if you see him, you'd recognize him from a bunch of movies like he was. Hunk is why two junior high kids went inside. We both realized at the end of it, like, we can't be friends anymore. You know, that, like, people saw us going in here. Wait a minute. Honk.

[Holmberg]

That's kind of Twinkie.

[Brady]

Oh, it was super Twinkie. We didn't know. We thought it was. We thought it was supposed to be funny, and it's not. It's for gays. It was. It was a devil had, like. It was one of those deals with, like, some. I don't even know what it was, to be honest.

[Holmberg]

The movie poster here didn't give it away.

[Brady]

Oh, no. We knew that he turned. It was like a deal with the devil where it turned a guy into, like, God's gift to women, and he was the most desirable person in the world. He became a hunk.

[Holmberg]

It's a good thing Hot Frosty didn't come out at that time. You'd have went to see that, too.

[Brady]

But Jimmy Coco was in it. And we both laughed at something he had just done. It's like he's in a new movie, and we thought he would always be funny. It's not. It's not the way that works. That is my most regrettable movie. That's my most regrettable movie ever. And the guy behind the counter in the 80s. I think he actually called us homo. F words. Two for hunk, please. Like, yo, couple of over here. All right. Because it was the 80s, you were allowed to do that to kids. Oh, we got two for Hunk. Good news for you two twinks. You're going to be the only two in there. So enjoy your prepubescent hand jobs. Okay, then. We did it right.

[Toledo]

This is great.

[Brady]

I love it. Me, too. Oh, my God, that's Jimmy Coco.

[Toledo]

Is there any way we could watch Hunk again?

[Brady]

If we just let him clean it and hide in the back, we can see it twice. Somebody's Junior Mints melted all over the floor. That was my. You asked that. I have an answer for you. My most incredible purchase in theaters was Hunk with John Stevens. John was one of the funniest people I've ever known. Even in junior high, that kid was smart and funny. So we watched movies with Jimmy Coco in him, and we thought it would be a continuance of the last. Whatever we saw him in. Laughing and. No, sir, just a couple of little skinny twinks wandering into a theater in the middle of a July afternoon. And we were. There were maybe, like, two. There's probably one gay guy in there going, great, kids. Because all he wanted to do was blast one off to Hunk. We went in there.

[Toledo]

Like, I never knew that existed.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, trust me, I knew Hunk, and it hit the theater big time. James Coco died, like, that week.

[Toledo]

What else was he in?

[Brady]

He's been in a ton of stuff, Tons of it. I can't remember the thing that made us laugh with him in it. And then that movie came out, and then he died. So we're like. He was in the news, and we're like, oh, he's in that movie. He's hilarious. He was funny once. He was in everything for a minute. But, yeah, there was a couple of guys in there. I was like, I was gonna get a big old toothless mouth hug. But then, kids, yeah, he was on old tv, Manhattan. There was a ton of it. He was in everything. He did serious stuff. He did like his. The dude was crushing it.

[Holmberg]

Who's the boss?

[Brady]

Some of that you couldn't get. Couldn't turn on your TV for, like, a year. And Jimmy Coco wasn't a guest star on something.

[Holmberg]

Alice.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Love Boat, Fantasy Island.

[Brady]

He was that guy.

[Holmberg]

He had to be on the Love Boat, too, at some point.

[Brady]

Whatever we saw him on, we laughed hysterically at. And then went and saw Hunk thinking that was Holy Moses. Holy Moses is Great.

[Holmberg]

I know, but I just. I forgot about that one, too.

[Brady]

It's Dudley Moore, right? I think so, yeah. That's a good one. Anyway, sorry, we got the Doug Hopkins game coming up. He looks a little like Jimmy Coco. Oh, man. Doug Hopkins price games coming at you. You can qualify to win 5,000American dollars right there at U Fest. I'll give you the receipt. The items on that receipt. Ooh, I remember this meal. That's a good one. This one's going to throw people. This is a fee. Okay, I'm going to do it now. Let's get it out of the way. Now, before we get to the bravery, let's start this.

[Brett]

It won't go active until 8.

[Brady]

All right, well, I'll stall. So here's how it works. $5,000 in your hands at you Fest if you get today right, get drawn, and become a finalist. Yesterday we got our first on air winner. There'll be six or seven total people that will have a chance to just draw out of a hat and win five grand on May 3rd at you fest. You get tickets to you Fest if you qualify. And all you have to do is text the exact price of what I'm about to read off. Zug Hopkins Price is right. His $5,000 guarantee. Here is today's receipt from Rito's Market and Mexican takeout. I'll tell you this, Rito's is the place that I go for Mexican food because it's. It isn't that heavy night. Oh, you know me. No wheels. It's a. It's a brick and mortar, okay? You have to bomb it to knock it down, but it's not massively heavy Mexican food. Here's what. Here's what we got. Ritos Mexican food, Brady, one to go. Chips and hot sauce. It's chips and hot sauce. You gotta pay for that when you get it to go. 2 ounce or 24 ounce hot sauces. They charge you for that? Got a couple extra hot sauces. One small guacamole. Go chips and hot sauce. One cheese enchilada, one chicken burrito enchilada style. There's a delicious Delivery fee of $3. There was a service fee of $9 and 80 cents that day. God damn. God damn. And because of that, I only tipped the dasher six bucks. You can throw those fees on there. I got to assume you get some of that.

[Holmberg]

He saw the name.

[Brady]

It's like half typical. Yesterday's tip was solid.

[Brett]

See the Adonis I just delivered to?

[Holmberg]

But look at the name.

[Brady]

It's amazing. Didn't even open the door. It just opened on its own. Wow. Got the chips and hot sauce. Got two 4 ounce sides of hot sauce striking. And I'm gonna give you that the four ounce hot sauce sides are 268 small guacamole cheese enchilada, one chicken burrito enchilada style. 9.80 on the service fee, 299 on the delivery fee. Tip. $6. Brady.

[Toledo]

67.98.

[Brady]

It's 67.98. I'll tell you this. Brady's low. That's today's clue.

[Holmberg]

Brady's low.

[Brady]

Brady's low. Brady's low.

[Brett]

$9 in fees, Brett.

[Brady]

Yeah, 9 in fees.

[Holmberg]

No. $2 per on the hot sauce.

[Brady]

3 on the delivery fee. 10. 13. I mean, you got a lot. That's. I'm giving you the fees. There. That's pretty good. Hot damn. So Brady's light.

[Toledo]

I hear that too often.

[Brady]

No, no, not at all. But it feels good, doesn't it? Feels nice. Yeah. That's not a phrase. You get thrown around a lot. Speaking of getting thrown around a lot, I like that. You? Brady doesn't do that either. Yeah, so there you go. You can text what you think the price is, and it's more than what Brady said. Hire Bob. 97936 is our text number. You text the number without a decimal point. Our managers have switched providers for this stuff and they didn't get the platinum package that allows punctuation or decimal point.

[Holmberg]

Gotta pay extra for that.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, if they did, we didn't. Hey, Bob's. What do you think? Bob's? We can get this whole thing, but you can't use periods or exclamation points or decimals.

[Brett]

It's a safe bet that our Bob's aren't ordering from Rito's.

[Brady]

It's a safe bet that those guys would ruin it if they did. Somehow or another, they'd have.

[Brett]

We're paying this fee.

[Brady]

Ciao. How can we make it so Rito's serves Italian food? Oh, you're idiots. I see what's going on. Sunburn's morning sickness. Medicate up. Morning sickness.

[Brett]

All right, it's active now, so there you go.

[Brady]

Next away. 97936. You throw your price out there and see if you get it. You'll get a little prompt back that says, nice job, you knocked it out. No decimal point, just the four numbers that go across. You'll get it down five times.

[Brett]

You said no decimal point.

[Brady]

It's going to Take a second look. They're right, we're wrong.

[Brett]

Yeah, I know they're right, we're wrong.

[Brady]

So I get that you want to put a decimal point in. Our bosses didn't pay for a good service, so we've got a cruddy one that makes it so decimal points. Throw the whole thing into some hyperloop and we never get your text. It doesn't count with a decimal point. And by the way, if there's five with decimal points, how did you see them? Oh, they just show up on the phone.

[Brett]

They don't go into the machine rattling.

[Brady]

Off, but they don't go into the context.

[Brett]

Right? Right. Unless you get it right.

[Holmberg]

And again, you must text it. Don't email it to us because it's not going to get counted.

[Brady]

In fact, if you do email it, email it to be [e-mail] and he'll tell you whether you're right or wrong. I like when he yells at his TV son. It's fun. Anyway, so there you go. Doug Hopkins $5,000 price is right game. Could be getting you five grand at you fest and that ain't a bad thing at all. Everybody could use five grand and you don't even have to give birth for this the way the government makes you do it.

[Brett]

Boy, when Doug does start requiring a birth though.

[Brady]

Yeah, he wants to buy. I'm Doug Hopkins. I want to buy your baby for cash. As is start a little army of real estate agents. It's time for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. Get your patio all shaded up and do it now just in time for the hot weather so you can have that lovely shady section in your backyard that makes it a little easier to be outside. Keeps that ground cool, keeps your TV from having glare. Keeps all the stuff outside feeling a little more inside so you can utilize your entire property and not just inside those walls. AllProche.com is where you go.

[Brett]

Brady reported that's how fast they're coming in.

[Brady]

Holy cow, they're moving in.

[Toledo]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Happy Earth Day.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Toledo]

And National Jelly Bean Day.

[Brett]

Good combo.

[Brady]

Earthen jelly beans made of the purest soil.

[Toledo]

Did a little survey about Earth Day. 31 of the people say they feel guilty about wasting food. 29 feel guilty about trashing items that could have been recycled. 27% feel guilty about leaving the TV on when they're not watching it.

[Brett]

How many really?

[Brady]

I mean not me.

[Toledo]

20 percentage is that 27%.

[Brady]

Keeps the dogs from hearing stuff. Gotta have the TV on all the time. I like my new screen saver that YouTube TV's giving me, which is Snoopy and Woodstock plan. I watched that as much. Oh, it's on there. You just go to your screensavers and you get to the last one, it's just Snoopy. And he'll just sit and stare at you for a little while like he had done. And then he goes to sleep on top of his house. And Woodstock usually comes by with a trumpet or something and wakes him up. And then they do an adventure and then they laugh and I laugh. I'll watch the screensaver more than I watch tv.

[Holmberg]

Oh man, I gotta check that out.

[Brady]

And then he just goes. He just drops to sleep like he's narcoleptic. And you watch Snoopy sleep on like a swing or something. And he looks. He looks at you like still. And then him and Woodstock like run a race or fly in.

[Toledo]

It's great couple of basis fun facts. The human body is continually renewing itself. Around 330 billion cells are replaced every day, which is about 1% of all of our cells. Within 80 to 100 days, 30 trillion will have replenished enough to generate a whole new person.

[Brett]

So every.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Toledo]

30 to 100 days. 30 trillion.

[Brett]

We renew ourselves. We're a new person, a new Adonis.

[Brady]

And yeah, it can be take a little longer than my case due to the adoniry.

[Toledo]

The founder of Timex Watches picked the name in honor of his father because his father loved reading Time magazine and using Kleenex.

[Brady]

Ew, Time.

[Holmberg]

That's something you would say never once.

[Brady]

That's a Brady story with no questions at the end. He jerked off the Time magazine is what I'm hearing. You don't have Kleenex nearby your Time Read unless you're turned on by politics.

[Toledo]

In Quebec, it's illegal for a woman to take her husband's last name after they get married.

[Brady]

It's illegal?

[Toledo]

Yeah, illegal.

[Brady]

We have to fight the law to try it.

[Toledo]

You have to. They keep their last name and they don't recognize. Even if it's hyphenated.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't understand what. In France. Huh?

[Toledo]

That's in Quebec.

[Brady]

Yeah, I know, but they're French accounts. The. Yeah, I've never. I've never been a. I know people are still. I think you guys both are sticklers about. She's taking my name. I never.

[Brett]

Yeah, I don't care.

[Brady]

I never got that.

[Brett]

Plus My wife's got the first guy's name. Anyway.

[Brady]

She's already been swapped out.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's just like her title has too many names. I always look at.

[Brett]

Mom has four different names now. Some, you know, for.

[Brady]

To avoid, you know, dodge the system.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I just never wanted to give somebody this many consonants in a row. If you've got. There's no way you don't have a cooler last name than me. I have a weird last name.

[Brett]

They're making a decent last name.

[Brady]

Waters was phenomenal last name. The one before her was Peck. Even better. Like Gregory. That was a great name.

[Brett]

Who's Ronnie's?

[Brady]

She was a Frasier.

[Brett]

Right?

[Toledo]

Morrison.

[Brett]

Oh, I thought it was Crane and Crane.

[Brady]

Do you know for sure she goes by. What was her name when you married.

[Toledo]

When I married her. Oh, she did. She did do Crane first.

[Brady]

What was her name? What did not. What? When you ask me what my name is, I don't say I do Home Bird. What was her name? I do Homeberg. But I got options. Like. No. What?

[Brett]

I thought it was Crane. I didn't know she had another.

[Brady]

What is her last name? Well, yeah, that's what you call her. It was.

[Holmberg]

Just text her because she'll give you a better answer.

[Brady]

Rice Crane wife. That took too long.

[Toledo]

It was Ronald Lee Crane from the Morrison family.

[Brady]

That's not a thing.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brett]

Like an English title.

[Holmberg]

I'm lost.

[Brady]

Yes, from Clan Morrison. Then why is your last name Crane? Because Brady's a moron. He filled out the wrong paperwork. I thought her last name was Crane.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You're not sure it was. What's this Morrison stuff, man? You started it.

[Toledo]

It's a long story. It's a long story.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Brady]

I don't want to hear it from. Well, I actually kind of do want to hear it for you because I have a feeling it's going to be wrong.

[Toledo]

It's grandma's last name, so it's not her. Was raised by her grandmother and their mom's maiden name Morrison. Her mom married a guy named Crane for about two. I don't know, briefly.

[Brady]

Is that her dad?

[Toledo]

Her stepdad.

[Brady]

So her real last name is not Morrison or Crane?

[Brett]

Yeah, it's kind of like me. I don't have a real last name.

[Brady]

Right. Yeah, well, you kind of do.

[Brett]

No, not really. My mom was adopted, so there's no.

[Brady]

I get that. But your. Your dad's last name is your last name. No, it is. That's right. I forgot about that.

[Toledo]

It would have been closer to Morrison than.

[Brady]

Huh.

[Toledo]

I Mean, if she had a last name, because her mom's last name.

[Brady]

No, you don't take your mom's last name well.

[Toledo]

But she doesn't, you know, doesn't know her dad.

[Brady]

But on the birth certificate, it doesn't say Morrison.

[Toledo]

I think it says Crane.

[Brady]

So he's the dad.

[Brett]

The stepdad is on the birth certificate.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Brady]

He was there when she was born?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brett]

Oh, and it's not on the burst.

[Brady]

And it can't be on the burst.

[Toledo]

So I don't know. I don't know.

[Brady]

There we go.

[Holmberg]

That's better.

[Brady]

There we go. Ronnie, help us out.

[Holmberg]

We need Madden out here with a chalkboard to draw this up because I'm just lost.

[Toledo]

Here's a guy who doesn't know his wife. Yeah, that's a great question.

[Brady]

It's a great question. You should get to know her. She's very nice.

[Toledo]

I have something to look forward to.

[Brady]

Hey, you got a conversation started there. You're welcome.

[Toledo]

By the way, happy anniversary.

[Holmberg]

We need Bob Eubanks out here for this one.

[Brady]

That's right. Your. Your silent wedd and then your public wedding was yesterday. That's right. Happy anniversary. Oh, what's her name?

[Toledo]

Mystery woman.

[Brett]

Is that 20? Is that 20 years?

[Toledo]

19.

[Brady]

Oh, it's like playing the match game with her. Ronnie Blank married Brady. Well, now at least you gave her a last name that counts. But prior to that, she doesn't know her dad's last name. Like Toledo. Like you know your dad's real last name is Nimic. You've never been a Nimk, right?

[Brett]

I didn't know that until seventh grade.

[Brady]

If you were a page. Because that was your mom's name.

[Brett]

It was my mom's adoptive family's name.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

So it went off of her when they bought her on the black market. So cool Pages.

[Brady]

Such a great story.

[Brett]

No idea what the whore grandmother's name was.

[Brady]

Yeah, whore grandma.

[Brett]

But she was bro.

[Holmberg]

I know, I know, but poor grandma.

[Brady]

Was impregnated by a guy passing through town.

[Brett]

We. No, we think it was a member of Montana government.

[Brady]

I was so hoping you were going to say clan. I'm like, oh, come on, baby. Thousand dollars for the. Thousand dollars for the third K. But you don't know. Like, there's no possible way to know who that is.

[Brett]

Not unless the DNA registries get way. Yeah, he, like way deeper.

[Brady]

Like, quite literally came and went.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, for grandma.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, God. Grossest follow up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Either way, Brady's not sure either Maybe you should talk to Ronnie about how to find that.

[Brett]

Well, I'll take my cues from Brady when it. When it works with Ronnie.

[Toledo]

I think Crane might have been there early on. Maybe he was there right when she was born.

[Brady]

Yeah. And was. So. But think of that before you say this. So he think of this. He wasn't a stepdad if she wasn't born yet.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

And if she. And if he had just started that relationship. He's not going to volunteer to be on the birth certificate target.

[Toledo]

I think he did well.

[Brady]

And that's quick.

[Brett]

That's a different age, man.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's getting in on it fast.

[Toledo]

Because he was in the military and she lived on the base for.

[Brady]

Could you imagine by yourself with.

[Toledo]

With mom.

[Brady]

Oh, mom was in the military?

[Toledo]

No, he was. And they went with him. Her mom met this guy and he was in the military, so they traveled to the.

[Brady]

I thought the base Brady.

[Brett]

If only there were legal paperwork.

[Toledo]

They took it out of the state.

[Brett]

That actually said what her name was.

[Brady]

Who's the father? Is usually a question. They ask for those things. And if it says unknown, that's different. But you say it doesn't. It's got some guy's name.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I'm not sure how that went down.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, you only have a few years left to find out. Brady probably get on that.

[Brett]

Maybe Kirby knows.

[Brady]

Maybe Kirby knows.

[Brett]

Her mom might know better.

[Brady]

Give you 10 minutes. You've had 20 years. I'll figure all that stuff. I should have known day one out. Even the first date, you're like, so what's your last name? That's a long story that you'll never understand. Let's move on. Yeah.

[Brett]

Was the appetizer coming or something? Did you forget that part?

[Brady]

I wish my last name was Lasagna. I never said it was. I just wish that morning sickness Medicate K u p D Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah. It's a good question, though. You should know some answers to that.

[Toledo]

People are talking about things that we are 100% brainwashed into believing growing up. Like the endless stream of clothes and accessories to follow every trend.

[Brady]

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. As you go.

[Toledo]

Yes. Expensive weddings. Also expensive funerals, especially when it comes to coffins.

[Brady]

We're just kind of indoctrinated into believing this is how it has to be.

[Toledo]

You gotta. You gotta have it. Social media, 12 step skin care routine.

[Brady]

Reggie's. Reggie wants to know, Brady, when you first saw who's on first, did you say what's the big deal? Makes sense.

[Toledo]

No, he Wasn't in the lineup.

[Brady]

It's just two dudes talking. Makes tons of it. Josh says you notice when you ask Richard about his weird family and past, he has answers, even details. You think some of that would have rubbed off on Brady after all this time? Yeah. No. Which makes it more entertaining. The mystery.

[Brett]

And a lot of my answers have come during my time on this show.

[Brady]

Yeah. Because we, you know, raise some questions. But you knew your whore grandma. Before I knew you.

[Brett]

I knew she was. Was a whore grandma. Didn't know who she was.

[Brady]

Right. But you knew you had a whore grandma. Great story.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett]

Yeah. The 500 bucks they paid for my.

[Brady]

Mom and your mom got purchased the.

[Brett]

Road through the afterbird. After birth. Out the window of the car on the. On the drive.

[Brady]

Is that true?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

How did you find that out?

[Brett]

That was part of the story the whole time that they chucked her after she was so fresh that they were worried. They were worried that the cops were going to come in and bust this chiropractor for doing what she was doing.

[Brady]

Yeah. She was buying babies.

[Brett]

She was the intermediary. And taking a fee from both.

[Brady]

Human trafficking. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know about the placenta going out to do. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[Holmberg]

Boy, my family's boring.

[Brady]

Me, too. Wow. Good stuff. Brady, not so much. But his stories are for the win.

[Brett]

Head east, Ralph.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Get rid of this.

[Brady]

In a storytelling contest, Richard Paige gets three and three quarter stars. Brady, go home. You'll get it.

[Toledo]

Have you seen Megan's birth certificate?

[Holmberg]

Why would I need you?

[Brady]

I didn't have questions.

[Toledo]

Well, no, that's why I've never seen her birth certificate. You said, what's it say on a birth certificate?

[Brady]

If I had questions of what her last name was, I'd be like, let me see your birth certificate. It would be a question.

[Toledo]

I just assumed it was Crane.

[Brady]

But you knew that wasn't her dad.

[Brett]

But you knew Morrison was a possibility.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Like, if I. If there was.

[Toledo]

But I'm saying, if there were this.

[Brady]

Many questions, I would demand a birth certificate.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, we almost. We did it to Obama, for Christ's sake.

[Toledo]

I understood why it was Crane because he was the. Yeah.

[Brady]

So don't you want to, like, do you know who your real dad is? Is a question. What's his name?

[Toledo]

That question has been out. That's always been a mystery for her.

[Brady]

Right. That's what I'm saying. So you ask those questions and say, so who did they put on the birth certificate? What's that Story.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Do you know your real last name? Because it's not this. Right.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[Brady]

And then. And you said two, which is very confusing to the listener.

[Toledo]

A lot of boyfriends.

[Brett]

God damn it. How many shades do those glasses come.

[Brady]

Yeah. So what he just said about her mom is what you say about your grandma, Only he said it nicer.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Well, mine's just more factual.

[Brady]

Your grandma was a. Yeah. You won't say that.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

But you did. In your own weird, passive way.

[Toledo]

Well, there was a couple of quarters that could have been the father.

[Brady]

Quarters that could have been quarters. Suitors.

[Toledo]

Suitors. They were courting her.

[Brady]

People who courted her. Yes. Because it was 1200.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady]

Yeah. I put this rose scented flower beneath your nose. It's called a rose. What's that?

[Brett]

Another rose.

[Brady]

I have a haircut like he. Man. I'm wearing very tight tights.

[Toledo]

A study at Texas A and M found that over 99% of dogs in the US have behavior problems. So the chance of you having the perfect dog is about 1%. They collected data from more than 43,000 dogs of various breeds, ages, sizes and locations. The dogs were analyzed based on stuff like aggression, separation and attachment issues, fear and anxiety and pooping and peeing inside.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

In the end, there's only about 1% chance that you're. You have the perfect dog. 99% of the dogs showed at least one behavior rated moderately or serious or very serious.

[Brady]

Nothing's perfect.

[Toledo]

Or at least two problems of moderate or serious intensity.

[Brady]

All dogs do dumb stuff. They're not bright, but they're awesome and they're perfect to me, so shut up. By the way, I've gotten several emails of people saying, will you please sing? Hoopla center flies out the door. Hey, would you like to be in the guy car next to you at the light? What the hell was that? An octopus. This just chucked something under my wood.

[Toledo]

Hey, sorry.

[Brady]

We don't want to get caught by the Federals.

[Brett]

1949 in Butte. It might have been a horse.

[Brady]

Yeah. What have eaten it?

[Toledo]

I've got a quick. Wild World.

[Brady]

All right, go.

[Toledo]

Hello, my friends. I'm Brady Bogan, and this is your Wild, Wild World. The world's oldest penguin turned 37 last week.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Toledo]

And got a special cake made of fish. Her name is Spineb. She's lived at a zoo in England since 1988.

[Brady]

37. She smells like fish cake.

[Toledo]

Her species usually. Usually lives 10 to 15 years in the wild.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Toledo]

That's your Wild, Wild World?

[Brady]

That's it.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

That's a quick one.

[Toledo]

Like I said, I got a quick. Wild. Wild.

[Brady]

We weren't kidding.

[Toledo]

There's another person that celebrated a birthday.

[Brady]

Brady fell in love because Ronnie told him her last name was Tara Massu. Ronnie Tiramisu. Your dad invented Darab.

[Toledo]

There's a guy that lives near Niagara Falls named Burdette Sisler. He just turned 110 years old and 250 people showed up for his party. He was born in Ohio, but moved to Canada when he was 3. He turned 105 and his goal was to make 110. Now he's shooting for 115. His advice to anyone younger than him, everyone, is to remember the golden rule.

[Brady]

Don't piss on me.

[Toledo]

Treat people the way you like to be treated.

[Brady]

Same thing.

[Brett]

111 year old, go shut your mouth.

[Brady]

Yeah, I like that he throws out to anybody younger than me. Right. Didn't need to say that to Earth.

[Toledo]

Daniel Lanks was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault after ripping the stranger's eye out of the socket. This happened in Phoenix. It looks like it might have been.

[Holmberg]

The west side.

[Toledo]

It was on Broadway Avenue and 48th Street.

[Brady]

Oh, yes. That's not cover, that's a thing.

[Holmberg]

Snuck over the border.

[Brett]

Just south by that qt, right?

[Toledo]

Yeah, you don't want around one amount. According to court documents, the victim told police he passed the man outside and he was identified as Daniel Lanks. And asked him, how are you doing?

[Brady]

And he just popped his eye.

[Toledo]

Show you got pissed, Followed the guy. Then he struck the dude behind.

[Brady]

Which one?

[Toledo]

Daniel Lang. Struck the guy that said, how are you doing?

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

That pissed him off for some reason. And he came up from behind him and his finger went right into the man's socket socket and pulled it out.

[Holmberg]

He snuck over the border avenues? Yeah, snuck over Central.

[Toledo]

That's why the guy was walking with.

[Brady]

His back turned to him. It's like, I'm in the streets. This is fine. I know the Broadway curve used to be here. Probably going to where that old Georgian dragon was to get ripped off.

[Toledo]

And he punched in the face several times. The man went home, called 91 1, discovered he had a broken jaw along with.

[Brady]

Brady. He didn't have any questions.

[Toledo]

Broke, son.

[Brady]

Been broken for weeks. What are you gonna do? I'm still eating.

[Toledo]

When police arrived to his house, they asked him to remove the towel he was holding. Quickly realized the eyeball was dangling from the socket.

[Brady]

Enough.

[Toledo]

Can you pop that back in? They weren't able.

[Brady]

If it's not. Yeah, sometimes. Really?

[Brett]

I Didn't know it.

[Brady]

My mom always tells the story of the little girl she lived next to. Her mom used to hit her all the time. Not so she would smack her in the face. And she said once she hit her in the temple and the little girl's eye went bloop. It bulged way out. And my mom said she had to take a hanky and push it back in, which is so gross, I would have just run.

[Toledo]

Lanks is in the Maricop. Maricopa County Jail.

[Brady]

Good.

[Toledo]

Held at 500,000 cash bond. And speaking of south of the border, Chipotle is going to open up a location in Mexico City.

[Brady]

That's not going to do very well.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that sounds great.

[Brady]

It's a bad idea. Everywhere is a Chipotle, isn't it?

[Toledo]

They partnered with Alcia Co. In Mexico City that they also operate Domino's, Starbucks, Burger King, Chili's. Yeah, throughout South America and Europe.

[Brady]

Mexican food is Mexican food in Mexico. We're here. I think we do a pretty good job of Chipotle's. Pretty solid.

[Holmberg]

It's like opening a Starbucks in Maryvale. Just doesn't fit, you know?

[Brady]

Oh, no, it's.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's that Lily Weiss thing.

[Brady]

It is a white.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Yeah, but I mean, it's Mexican food. That's good. I mean, Mexicans are gonna go in there and go.

[Holmberg]

I'm not saying it's bad.

[Brady]

You're charging me how much for this?

[Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're probably right.

[Holmberg]

Extra for guacamole.

[Brady]

What are you doing? I told you, extra cheese. That's not extra anything. Pinch it, Kevin. See, I want to talk to your manager. Hola. My name is Justin. Can I help you? Pinch it, Justin. I want to talk to a real Mexican. No, we don't have any of those heroes. Where did all the white women go? Holmberg's. Morning sickness. You moved to Mexico City, stupid.

[Holmberg]

Look, Braden, what I'm telling you is.

[Brady]

Hola. My name is Braden. I'm the assistant manager. Let me talk to your dad. Breeding. There's nothing better than an angry Mexican saying all these Gen Z names. Look here, Justin, I'm done with you. Get Skyler and walk into the parking lot and get me a real boy to padre, pronto. Get your dad. Brian.

[Toledo]

Perfect dictionary.

[Brady]

It's always like you have to keep it real clean. I am too sick of your.

[Toledo]

Got a couple of.

[Brady]

Aaron, you know you'll never be a grandpa. Taryn. Why? Because all Terrans Are gay. Get your dad. Oh, wow.

[Toledo]

Or motorcycle motocross accident.

[Brady]

A pile up in the mud. That's a. That track is glopped up. Oh, these guys are taking off. That looks fun, except for all the people. Oh, One guy sliding sideways leg out, gives a little bump to the other dude. Oh, here we go. Drowning pool. One's down. Two, three, four. Oh, these dudes are flying around. Oh. Bite to the face. Oh, that's just bad motorcycle racing. You know, you're at a bad track when it's border is wooden fence and some grass. You're at a bad race when only you and a berm are like the last line of defense.

[Holmberg]

Straight in there. The new Chipotle in Mexico City.

[Toledo]

It's the grand opening.

[Brady]

Sorry about that. Lacey. What kind of boy is named Lacey? I'm a Z. Them. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Toledo]

Thanks for your help.

[Brady]

I just wanted to tell you, Braden, that lacy charged me $13 for a burrito in Mexico. That's like charging $12 for air. I can get this anywhere, player.

[Brett]

Are you a la or a le?

[Brady]

I don't know how to handle this because they're all American.

[Brett]

I see what you did there.

[Brady]

Thanks, everyone. That was a thing. The Teen X, and they hated it. They hated it. It sounded like they were like Spanish Kleenex.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Next was a little construction.

[Brady]

They're.

[Toledo]

They're lifting up a structure. I'm not sure.

[Brett]

Street light is a street light.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady]

Just a pole. Right. Just pushing a pole up into there. Oh. Oh, boy. The whole top of it just falls down and knocks a dude cold.

[Toledo]

Pretty loud smack.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's. It's a street sign and a light kind of combo.

[Brett]

That's one of those LED lights.

[Brady]

Oh, I see. Oh, I gotcha. And that's, like, the biggest deal that city's had in a long time. We've got lights and the Chipotle.

[Toledo]

We get to the eating portion of the videos.

[Holmberg]

It's the new Chipotle.

[Brady]

Oh, no. What is that? Are those turds?

[Toledo]

It's like a giant log.

[Brady]

Some sort of massive cucumbers. And it's got some sort of gelatinous goo hanging off of this dude, sucking it down. Yikes. Toledo buys tickets to go to that country.

[Toledo]

Next is a yummy bowl of sweater party.

[Brady]

That. Yeah, that's a sub meal.

[Holmberg]

I'll just have the sup.

[Brady]

That is semen, which is grosser. Okay. It's an Asian lady eating hair. Some sort of gooey. Oh, she's sucking in hair like noodles.

[Holmberg]

You pay money to go to that place.

[Brady]

We didn't get this part attached to our tour. Listen to her suck the hair. Oh. Oh, she doesn't like spaghetti. That's tough to see. I don't think I like watching Asians eat.

[Toledo]

Last one's a goiter out of the side of the cheek.

[Brady]

Oh, my goodness.

[Toledo]

Like soft serve.

[Brady]

Oh, yes. That's an abscess. That's not a goiter. Oh, baby. This dude has a baseball sized abscess on his cheekbone.

[Toledo]

That's a ramekin of pus. Oh, yeah, Ceramic.

[Brady]

Look at that.

[Toledo]

That is soundtrack.

[Holmberg]

Oh, looks like frozen yogurt. Place is charged by the pound.

[Brady]

Yes, that's Ghana's first frozen yogurt store.

[Toledo]

It's custard.

[Brett]

If he goes and puts jimmies on that, I'm out.

[Brady]

It's called Mobutu's Frozen Yogurt. Oh, my Lord.

[Toledo]

Butter Boo.

[Brady]

To yuck. All right, Brett, go ahead. Crap, those were gross.

[Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off with this.

[Brady]

Heroin is living with me. I'd rather get hit by Toledo's placenta.

[Holmberg]

I'm mild today or semi mild.

[Brady]

I think I'd rather take a bite of it. Oh, my God. All right.

[Holmberg]

We're on a motorcycle in some crappy country.

[Brady]

Terrible.

[Holmberg]

Two dudes on a bike.

[Brady]

Sun never shines here. The garage is not all the way up.

[Toledo]

And he closes it.

[Brady]

Wow. The guy filming whips that garage open. Really? Those are like dumb white kids. This might be a terrible neighborhood in, like, Detroit or something.

[Toledo]

I like how the dude makes the move to close it.

[Brady]

Oh, did he?

[Toledo]

Yeah, he gets hit.

[Brady]

Oh, no, he just grabbed it. I think he just grabbed.

[Holmberg]

Hold on.

[Brady]

That might be the concussion. Brady, there's the hands went up. Oh, my Lord. Call Tasha and the genie. You need a new door.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Brady]

What do you need a medic now? Genie. All right, that one.

[Holmberg]

There's some motorcycle action.

[Brady]

Handlebar cam. We're flying through a little. Yeah, he's going about 100 miles an hour in the dirt road.

[Toledo]

Animals. This a deer.

[Brady]

Taken out by a deer. No fork in the road. He chooses left. It's foreign, so he didn't say what you think. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

All right. Was this one.

[Brady]

I think that's the word for gate where he's from.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Toledo]

I did this one on is the same one. Little Knievel.

[Holmberg]

Is this the same?

[Brady]

Oh, is this a different angle?

[Holmberg]

Same. Same results.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's gotta be the same one. Different angle.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

The kid on a bike jumping. All those other fat people laying on the ground. And he makes it, but he goes over the handlebars. Person.

[Holmberg]

I thought it was similar, but I wasn't. All right, face skids.

[Brady]

It's always fun to watch it again. Oh, here we have a backhoe moving some earth out of a big hole. Fat guy standing on the edge of the hole next to the back of the head. Fatty's in the hole. We have a fatty in the hole. That's a deep hole they dug. They don't even know. No.

[Holmberg]

Just drive away.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's where the video ends. They didn't even, like, follow up.

[Holmberg]

No. And fatty goes in.

[Brady]

Fatty never comes out.

[Toledo]

It's sealed.

[Brady]

Yeah, this one.

[Holmberg]

This one's titled Lemon Tea. Lemon Tea.

[Brady]

Oh, no. What? Yeah, okay, that's what Two girls. One of them has a beaches, so you're good. Those are huge wieners. She's making lemon tea thing. I can't even. I'm not even gonna describe this to you guys. Oh, lemon tea is strawberry. Because this guy pulls his massive. This is the worst one ever. Okay, I'll try and tell you what it is here.

[Holmberg]

I'll replay it for you so we can start.

[Brady]

Here we go. Here we go. Hit pause for a second. There's a lot going on here. There's two girls. It looks like Laverne from Laverne and Shirley. And then, like a decent looking.

[Toledo]

Are they twins?

[Brady]

Penny Marshall's on the left, and I don't know, just a normal, regular girl. The girl on the left is having regular human intercourse. The one on the right is having black.com in the wrong hole. And they're not really moving around. They're just kind of soaking. It's the first black Mormon I've ever seen in my life. All right. Yeah, there we go. One of them starts shouting lemon tea for no reason. And then the guy on the left who's having vaginal stuff just gets a. Gets a cup out and she starts bleeding in it. And what does lemon tea mean in their. And their. Horrible. Yeah, we see. And then. So the next one has of wiener. And her. There's something going on. Okay. Her behind has now been exited.

[Holmberg]

And there we go.

[Brady]

And she just started the fountain drink, starts pooping. Lemonade. What is the purpose of any of our.

[Holmberg]

Lemon tea. Lemon tea.

[Brady]

Lemon tea. I'll never have lemon tea. Arnold Palmer. Screw you.

[Holmberg]

That's riddles. That's something in the urban dictionary. We gotta look.

[Brady]

That's the Arnold Palmer. And another. Yeah, they don't have Arnold Palmer in other countries. They call it lemon Tea.

[Holmberg]

And we'll in there.

[Brady]

Lemon tea has to mean something in whatever horrible nation that is. Those are the two thickest rides I've ever seen on dudes in my life. Though those were some pig boys. Filling them up.

[Holmberg]

Okay, here we go.

[Brady]

You know what lemon tea is? You want me to say it? Sure.

[Holmberg]

No, it's not that bad.

[Brady]

Oh, the art of urinating. Oh, God.

[Holmberg]

So I'm having you do it.

[Brady]

Well, none of that happened. Well, you pee. Yeah, in a mouth. There's ball dipping. It's a lot. Don't do it, kids. Don't do it.

[Holmberg]

Look it up yourselves.

[Toledo]

They say it can help cure an illness like the flu.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's the example.

[Brady]

It'll fix the flu. It's a good lemon to heat it up at night and drink it and go right to sleep. To quote Melly Mel, I believe. Don't do it, Lemon. If anybody says, want some lemon tea? Just leave. We'll finish up some of the Doug Hopkins stuff, and then I'm just gonna hang myself.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, you're gonna reread that because we've.

[Brady]

Had a couple people asking for it. I'll do it real quick. I'll do it in. Just to keep you more interested. You got time. We'll do the Doug Hopkins receipt again. We got tons of entry. Anybody in yet?

[Brett]

Let's check.

[Brady]

Are we guessing the right price?

[Brett]

We've got nobody.

[Brady]

Nobody's hit yet. Okay. No qualifier yet. All right, we'll give it to you again and shrink the parameters. Get ready. Doug Hopkins price game could get you five grand next. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fee.

[Brady]

I've heard enough of this for you, pd.