Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Podcast Summary

Episode: April 22, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Duration: Approximately 46 minutes

Introduction and Australian Celebrities (00:09 - 02:38)

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion initiated by Brady Bogen about Australian celebrities, particularly focusing on Margot Robbie and her fictitious twin, Samara Weaving. Brady humorously critiques the tendency to attribute various traits and fame to Australian actors.

• Brady (00:09): "People are sending me their selections for things Australians should name after their stuff. Like, just because of that little thing we did."

Brady also mentions Tammy Hembro, highlighting her multifaceted life as a mother of three, juggling fitness and family responsibilities, and muses on the societal expectations placed on women.

• Brady (01:41): "She’s got three kids. That should just make women mad, I think."

Movie Musings and Nostalgia (02:38 - 06:03)

The conversation shifts to nostalgic reflections on past movies, particularly focusing on the film "Hunk" starring James Coco. Brady shares a personal anecdote about attending a movie with his friend John Stevens, expressing regret over the film's quality and Coco's untimely passing.

• Brady (03:02): "The most regrettable movie I ever watched was with my friend John Stevens... It was James Coco’s last movie."

They delve into James Coco's career, reminiscing about his roles in popular TV shows like "Alice" and "The Love Boat," and lamenting the decline in his comedic presence following his death.

Doug Hopkins Price Is Right Game (06:03 - 12:03)

Holmberg introduces the "Doug Hopkins Price Is Right" game segment, where listeners have the chance to win $5,000 by correctly guessing the price of a provided receipt from Rito’s Market and Mexican Takeout.

• Brady (07:44): "Here’s how it works. $5,000 in your hands at you Fest if you get today right, get drawn, and become a finalist."

Details about the receipt are discussed, including items like chips, hot sauce, guacamole, and various fees. The hosts encourage listeners to participate by texting the price without using decimal points due to technical limitations.

• Brady (10:09): "It’s 67.98. I’ll tell you this. Brady’s low. That’s today’s clue."

Earth Day and Fun Facts (12:03 - 16:12)

Celebrating Earth Day and National Jelly Bean Day, the hosts share a survey revealing common environmental guilt among people, such as wasting food and not recycling.

• Toledo (13:39): "31% of the people say they feel guilty about wasting food."

They also present interesting facts about the human body’s cell regeneration and the origin of Timex Watches' name, adding a light educational touch to the episode.

• Toledo (14:58): "The founder of Timex Watches picked the name in honor of his father because his father loved reading Time magazine and using Kleenex."

Quebec Marriage Laws and Personal Anecdotes (16:12 - 26:25)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the controversial topic of Quebec's legal restrictions on women taking their husband's last name upon marriage. The hosts engage in a humorous yet pointed discussion about personal experiences and the complexities surrounding maiden names.

• Toledo (16:12): "In Quebec, it’s illegal for a woman to take her husband’s last name after they get married."

Brady and Brett navigate through confusion regarding Ronnie's maiden name, leading to an amusing yet relatable conversation about identity and bureaucracy in marital name changes.

Audience Interaction and Personal Stories (26:25 - 35:35)

The hosts transition into sharing personal anecdotes and listener stories, including tales of family history, adoption, and the mystery of Ronnie’s birth certificate. These segments are filled with humor, camaraderie, and playful teasing among the hosts.

• Brady (26:06): "If there were this many questions, I would demand a birth certificate."

The conversation highlights the importance of knowing one’s roots and the often complicated nature of family histories, all delivered with the show’s characteristic humor.

Wild World Segment: Record-Breaking Penguins and Centenarians (35:35 - 30:32)

Brady introduces the "Wild World" segment, featuring remarkable stories such as the world's oldest penguin, Spineb, who turned 37 years old, and Burdette Sisler, a 110-year-old man from Niagara Falls living in Canada.

• Toledo (28:50): "Her name is Spineb. She’s lived at a zoo in England since 1988."

These stories celebrate longevity and resilience in both animals and humans, providing an uplifting break from the episode’s earlier topics.

Local News: Violent Assault in Phoenix (30:32 - 33:19)

A serious news segment covers the arrest of Daniel Lanks for felony aggravated assault in Phoenix. The incident involved a brutal attack where Lanks ripped a stranger’s eye out, leaving the victim with a broken jaw.

• Toledo (30:47): "Daniel Lanks was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault after ripping the stranger’s eye out of the socket."

The hosts discuss the details of the case, expressing shock and disbelief over the violence, and provide information about the victim and the circumstances leading to the arrest.

Chipotle's Expansion to Mexico City (33:19 - 38:20)

The conversation shifts to business news, highlighting Chipotle’s plan to open a store in Mexico City in partnership with Alcia Co., a company that also operates several other international franchises.

• Brady (33:19): "That’s not going to do very well. Everywhere is a Chipotle, isn’t it?"

The hosts debate the viability of American fast-food chains expanding into their home countries, discussing cultural fit and market saturation.

Bizarre Food and Internet Content Commentary (38:20 - 45:43)

In a humorous turn, the hosts critique a series of unsettling and bizarre food videos circulating on the internet. They discuss misconceptions like "lemon tea," clarifying that it refers to unusual acts rather than the beverage.

• Brady (42:19): "Lemon tea has to mean something in whatever horrible nation that is."

The segment is filled with graphic descriptions and comedic relief as the hosts navigate through the unsettling content, maintaining their trademark banter.

Final Doug Hopkins Game Round and Closing Remarks (45:43 - 46:11)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts revisit the "Doug Hopkins Price Is Right" game, announcing that no qualifiers have been found yet and encouraging listeners to participate for another chance to win $5,000.

• Brady (45:53): "Nobody’s hit yet. Okay. No qualifier yet."

The episode concludes with final promotional remarks and a promise of more engaging content in future episodes.

Notable Quotes

• Brady (00:09): "Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself."
• Brady (16:14): "We have to fight the law to try it."
• Brady (23:28): "Don’t do it, kids. Don’t do it."
• Toledo (27:58): "A study at Texas A and M found that over 99% of dogs in the US have behavior problems."
• Brady (28:07): "All dogs do dumb stuff. They’re not bright, but they’re awesome and they’re perfect to me, so shut up."
• Toledo (29:01): "The world’s oldest penguin turned 37 last week."
• Brady (33:20): "I’m a Z. Them. Oh, Jesus Christ."
• Brady (45:43): "Don’t do it, Lemon. If anybody says, want some lemon tea? Just leave."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, listener interaction, and topical discussions. From dissecting celebrity lives and nostalgic movie experiences to engaging in interactive games and addressing serious local news, the hosts maintain an entertaining and dynamic conversation. Their ability to balance light-hearted banter with informative content ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode engaging and enjoyable.