04-23-25 - BR - WED - List Of Skills GenZ Has No Clue About Like Roman Numerals - Brady's Food News - Man Busted For Sex w/Cow When Brother Busted For Child Porn

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: April 23, 2025 Host: John Holmberg | 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg teams up with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo to deliver a mix of humor, current events, and engaging discussions aimed at entertaining and provoking thought among their Arizona audience. The episode covers a range of topics from generational skill gaps and quirky food trends to shocking criminal stories and interactive listener games.

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Generational Skill Gaps: What Gen Z is Missing

One of the standout segments delves into a list of skills that Baby Boomers find surprising Gen Zers lack. The discussion sparked both humor and reflection on how technological advancements have reshaped essential life skills.

Notable Quotes:

• Doug Hopkins [09:20]: "You give trouble to the... Look, call them out for what they are, which is a bunch of wasted space for the most part."
• Brady Bogen [09:08]: "It's check writing on there."

Key Points:

• Traditional Skills Under Threat: The hosts highlight abilities such as reading maps without GPS, addressing physical mail, unclogging toilets with plungers, telling time on analog clocks, mending clothes, cooking from scratch, and basic handyman tasks like replacing light fixtures or hanging shelves.
• Technological Dependency: There's a consensus that reliance on technology has led to a decline in these fundamental skills, making younger generations less self-sufficient in everyday tasks.

Discussion: The co-hosts debate whether the lack of these skills is a cause for concern or simply an evolution of necessary competencies in the digital age. While some express frustration, others acknowledge the shifting priorities and the rise of new skills tailored to modern demands.

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Brady's Food News: Parmesan Cheese as a Protein Alternative

In an unexpected twist to traditional food news, Brady Bogen introduces a viral trend where fitness enthusiasts are replacing protein bars with wedges of Parmesan Raggiano cheese.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen [11:43]: "This fitness girl basically posted a new alternative to protein bars. She's like, 'I've given them up. I'm snacking on wedges of Parmesan cheese.'"
• Doug Hopkins [12:17]: "This is a problem for you for taste."

Key Points:

• High Protein Content: Parmesan cheese offers approximately 10 grams of protein per ounce, making it a viable option for those seeking protein intake without processed bars.
• Taste Preferences: Despite its nutritional benefits, the taste and texture of straight Parmesan cheese prove challenging for some, leading them to incorporate it as a topping rather than a standalone snack.

Discussion: The hosts ponder the practicality and appeal of such dietary choices, weighing the benefits against the palatability. Doug Hopkins suggests alternative ways to consume the cheese, such as melted cheddar on bread, to make it more enjoyable.

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Shocking Crime Story: Sibling Arrests for Unrelated Crimes

The episode takes a dark turn with a harrowing story about two brothers arrested for distinct and disturbing offenses.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen [16:22]: "He's facing up to a year in jail and his brother is facing up to four years. They will both be registered as sex offenders."
• Doug Hopkins [19:35]: "For just saying I had sex with a cow... You can't have sex with a cow and then come back to society."

Key Points:

• Christopher Banks Arrested: A 37-year-old man from Nineveh, New York, was arrested for child pornography.
• Mark Banks Charged: His older brother faced legal troubles after authorities discovered a video of him engaging in sexual acts with a cow during a home raid.
• Legal Consequences: Both brothers are at risk of significant jail time and mandatory registration as sex offenders, with the severity hinging on their admissions and evidence.

Discussion: The co-hosts express disbelief and condemnation of the acts, debating the ramifications of such admissions without thorough judicial processes. Doug Hopkins humorously yet critically comments on the swift labeling of offenders based on confessions alone.

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Interactive Segment: $5,000 Price Game Giveaway

Engaging their audience, the hosts introduce an interactive Price Game offering a chance to win $5,000 at the upcoming U Fest.

Notable Quotes:

• Doug Hopkins [20:35]: "Let’s start off here with a little, you know, I don't know what this is. I don't know if this is a carjacking or a theft or what..."
• Brady Bogen [27:07]: "It's somewhere between Brett's 69 and Brady's 80."

Key Points:

• How to Participate: Listeners are encouraged to guess the correct price of a meal order placed by Doug Hopkins from Culinary Dropout, comprising two turkey pastrami sandwiches, fries, and hot wings, totaling around $80.
• Submission Process: Participants text their four-number guesses to 97936. Those who guess correctly enter a drawing to potentially win the cash prize.
• Engagement Encouraged: The segment underscores listener involvement, creating anticipation and excitement around the giveaway.

Conclusion: The hosts emphasize the simplicity of participation, urging listeners to submit their guesses swiftly to increase their chances of winning the prize.

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Viral Videos: The Return of the Ice Bucket Challenge

Brady Bogen and Doug Hopkins explore the resurgence of the Ice Bucket Challenge, now extended to support mental health charities, albeit many participate solely for the viral sensation.

Notable Quotes:

• Doug Hopkins [29:34]: "I've never understood why skipping actual monetary donation so you can have a viral moment is better for the charity."
• Brady Bogen [32:16]: "It's like, if you're not going to do this, you gave money if you did."

Key Points:

• Charitable Intent vs. Viral Fad: While the challenge aims to raise awareness and funds for mental health, the hosts critique the focus on personal video moments over genuine contributions.
• Creative Attempts Fail: Examples include individuals attempting elaborate setups to dump ice, often leading to mishaps or injuries, undermining the challenge's purpose.
• Generational Divide: There's a noticeable disconnect between the hosts and younger participants, highlighting differing motivations and understandings of charity-driven activities.

Discussion: The conversation reflects on the evolution of social media-driven charity events, questioning their effectiveness and the authenticity of participation. The hosts share personal anecdotes of challenging others versus making direct donations, weighing the merits of each approach.

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Listener Engagement and Closing Remarks

As the episode winds down, John Holmberg and the team recap the interactive segments, reminding listeners of the ongoing Price Game and encouraging participation. The hosts also briefly touch on various viral and humorous videos, maintaining a light-hearted end to the episode.

Notable Quotes:

• Doug Hopkins [40:35]: "Text away. 97936."
• Brady Bogen [41:40]: "I'm not sure."

Final Thoughts: The episode encapsulates Holmberg's Morning Sickness's signature blend of humor, current events, and listener interaction, leaving the audience entertained and eager for the next broadcast. The hosts' candid discussions and engaging segments foster a sense of community and shared laughter among their Arizona listeners.

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Wayne]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Wayne]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Doug Hopkins]

Sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here.

[Doug Hopkins]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. We're gonna get awfully close here to Doug Hopkins price game. It's right around the corner. We're gonna have another receipt today, 8 o' clock. We'll tell you what's on it already. A couple qualifiers for the $5,000 that Doug Hoffman is going to give away at you fest on May 3rd. Pretty good deal. Only six or seven people qualified total online. You can go online and play around on our app. Do it that way. I think listening. I think they'll just randomly pick somebody who's got hours on and qualify. It's five grand. Doug Hoffman's gonna give you $5,000. We'll tell you how to do it right around 8 o' clock, we'll give you the info. And then you have to guess texting. 97936. That's the number you need to keep in mind. 97936. You text to find out what exactly it is I'm talking about. You throw your answer at us. If you get the correct answer, you get a little notification, says, hey, you got it right. Then you're in a drawing. Later today, Toledo calls you. Next thing you know, you're at ufest standing with five other people, and one of you gets five grand. That's pretty good. That is a good deal. Giving away $5,000 every time we turn. Got kegs with five grand. We got Hopkins giving away five grand. Brett's gonna give you $5,000. Yeah. You don't even know about it. You're a good man for agreeing to that.

[John Holmberg]

Trip's gonna love this.

[Doug Hopkins]

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[Brady]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. It's a big day talk like Shakespeare day.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay.

[Brady]

National cherry cheesecake day. Oh, there you go.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay.

[Brady]

You know, the romans were eating cheesecake back at 2000 BC.

[John Holmberg]

Well, now you do.

[Doug Hopkins]

Now I do. Now.

[Brady]

Now I know something about Rome and national vagina appreciation.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's the One, I don't like mixing Cher cheesecake with vagina sauce. That's the 28 day cheesecake.

[Brady]

Romans love vaginas.

[Doug Hopkins]

Back in the day, they liked them without cherries though.

[Brady]

A couple of basis fun facts. Aside from a brief bump in 2006, the teenage pregnancy rate in the US has been continuously declining since 1991. And it's the most recent data in 2023. Teen birth rates are now at their lowest levels ever.

[Doug Hopkins]

Nice job, kids. It's because they're not interested in sex anymore. We've dumbed them down to be numb to it or they're just being. I know they're not smart.

[Brady]

The soaking rates are through the roof.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, I think they're just so on their tablets that they don't have any interest in love making.

[Brady]

A pop music engineer named Chris Gehringer has the most Grammy nominations without a win. 21. Post Malone is tied for second with an Indian classical music conductor named Zubin Meta.

[Doug Hopkins]

Post Malone has 20 nominations.

[Brady]

Post Malone has 18.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, man. Still.

[Brady]

And number three, Snoop Dogg. He's fourth.

[Doug Hopkins]

Never one.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's 17 nominations, no wins. There are at least twice as many kangaroos in Australia as people go there.

[Doug Hopkins]

They're everywhere.

[Brady]

50 million kangaroos, 25 million people.

[Doug Hopkins]

You forget, Australia has less people than Canada. It's roughly the same geographic like size as the United States. It's a strange kind of. Almost like you could put it on top of the US Pretty close. Then you realize it's. It's the size of LA. The whole thing is 25 million people. The Los Angeles area, it's like 20.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

All of Australia in one spot.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. There's only like eight cities. They're all on the coast. And then there's Perth on the west side. And you're like, that's the only one over there. You go up north, there's one along the Gold coast, there's like five. None of them are big. Sydney, I think has four or five million. That's about it. But it feels huge.

[Brady]

There's literally a lot of 40 acre plots available. There's one of those, you know, if you have nothing. I asked a guy, crocodile landing.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. You got those things as a driving along the interstate to go to Uluru. I remember asking a guy when I was in Australia, I'm like, is Uluru worth it? He goes, how many days you have, mate? Couple. He goes, yeah, it's worth it. If you like a rock, like, I think it's a neat rock, by the way. It's called Ayers Rock. Call it a luru all you want. Like, I don't know how to say it. I don't know who I'm offending. So I asked him because it would take about five days, four days to drive across it. What's it like from here to Perth? Worthless, mate. Never do that. We've got airplanes now. Don't do it. Nothing about the Outback is interesting at all.

[Brady]

Golfers who win the Masters get to keep their green jacket for a year. Then they have to return. It gets put in a closet. They can wear it whenever they return to Augusta.

[John Holmberg]

Now you got to give it back.

[Doug Hopkins]

It lives in a closet in their locker room. And then when you go back, you can wear it for their dinners and their Masters weeks.

[John Holmberg]

Can't wear it like your annual jacket.

[Brady]

And you're exempt. You can always play the Masters.

[Doug Hopkins]

What happened to the Century 21 jacket?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Doug Hopkins]

They don't even do that.

[John Holmberg]

The gold polyester?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. My mom was a Century 21 agent.

[John Holmberg]

Does she have the jacket?

[Doug Hopkins]

She had the jacket.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. She still got it.

[Doug Hopkins]

And the magnet on the side. No. I think you have to give it back, too.

[Toledo]

Really?

[Doug Hopkins]

Really. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Man, what a scam.

[Doug Hopkins]

Slap it on the side of her car. That Magnet said Century 21 Marcy Holmberg underneath.

[Brady]

And I think we still have one here in Arizona. I think the Fiesta bowl committee gets those.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, they have to wear those coats. And the Thunderbirds have a little outfit. That's not a coat.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's not coat. The only.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Fiesta bowl guys wear the pale yellow gold jackets.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we gotta bring that back.

[Doug Hopkins]

I could get Hopkins to do a Doug Hopkins coat. Like a little ugly gold.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Brady]

A website has put out another list of common skills that boomers are shocked that gen zers don't know how to read a map and figure out directions without gps.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady]

How to address a piece of mail.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'll put an address on it. Yeah, not address it. Like, face it.

[John Holmberg]

Put a burger98kupd.com. That's how you address mail now.

[Doug Hopkins]

Why are they shocked you don't know how to do it? It's stuff we don't need to do anymore. It's like saying, I can't believe Brady can't work a phonograph. Yeah, we don't need it. We got better stuff.

[John Holmberg]

It's check writing on there.

[Doug Hopkins]

Probably.

[Brady]

It is. How to unclog a toilet using a plunger.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, that's Stupid. You're gonna need that. That's still a thing.

[Brady]

How to tell time on a clock with hands.

[Doug Hopkins]

You got a dumb kid. That's an easy fix.

[John Holmberg]

Let's just kill him.

[Doug Hopkins]

Don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no, I mean if not a.

[Doug Hopkins]

Moron, if he's like 17 and still struggling with the hands. Yeah. Maybe put him down.

[Brady]

Here's an old school how to mend clothes or sew on buttons.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, I don't know how to do that.

[John Holmberg]

I'll call to le kid for that.

[Doug Hopkins]

I mean, I know how to do it exactly.

[Brady]

I could wing it.

[John Holmberg]

Alex will handle it for us.

[Doug Hopkins]

I would just take it to a woman. I mean that's. I didn't say that. I think that's how you do it.

[Brady]

How to cook.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, again.

[Brady]

But see, basic handyman skills like replacing, you know, your light fixture.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're out too.

[Brady]

Putting on a shelf, on a wall.

[Doug Hopkins]

Not happening. Oh, I can do it.

[John Holmberg]

Hanging bike racks.

[Doug Hopkins]

Hanging bike racks is just. I walk by that wall of holes.

[John Holmberg]

Did you ever get that done?

[Doug Hopkins]

No, I just have a bike stacked in a corner.

[John Holmberg]

I thought Josh said he'd come over and do it for you.

[Doug Hopkins]

Dude, I don't need a real man to come by and show me how to do stuff. Just leave it. In fact, I took the, the extra bike rack, wall rack mounts in their boxes and I'm putting other things on top of them to. I don't want to see it anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Just to hide it.

[Doug Hopkins]

Just to hide that it exists. That's so bad. And I see the one that I broke basically trying to drill. It's bad. Handyman skills are gone for most people. If you're not like you 65 year old guys end up are pretty handy for the most part. Anything under that, It's a. Probably 30% of the population is handy. And then you get below 40 and nobody is. You're not that handy. I'm definitely not handy. I don't think you're that handy. I've seen you do work, put up shelves.

[Brady]

I put up, you know, okay, you.

[Doug Hopkins]

Can put up shelves, you buy. But I'm not IKEA that have two little things.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

I can drill holes in walls.

[Brady]

I'm not replacing my garage light.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're not, you know, you're not doing real handiwork. You buy a shelf.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're not like making a shelf and then you stick it to the wall. And majority of the time you're probably double drilling. You're probably knocking out a second hole. Yeah. And you covered up with the shelf. Yeah.

[Brady]

Well, when he's talking about hanging a.

[Doug Hopkins]

Picture behind almost all my pictures is. It looks like bonus hole. It looks like St. Valentine's Day wall. There's bonus holes all over the place at my house. It's bad.

[Brady]

There's a couple of food news stories. I know it's going to surprise you.

[Doug Hopkins]

I can't believe it.

[Brady]

This is on social media. This fitness girl basically posted a new alternative to protein bars. She's like, I've given them up. She's snacking on wedges of Parmesan cheese. The Parmesan Raggiano or Reggiano cheese cheese. It's high protein, 10 grams of protein per ounce. But I can't see mine. I don't like straight up.

[Doug Hopkins]

This is a problem for you for taste.

[Brady]

Yeah. I can only have so much. I like it sprinkled on.

[Doug Hopkins]

Try melted cheddar over some bread and that'll be your protein hit. By the way, Kellen just emailed and said my wife and kids, neither of them can read a clock with Roman numerals. The numbers.

[Brady]

The other thing they said the numbers shouldn't have anything to do with Roman numerals.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, that's. Yeah, I think I can do that. Thanks to the super bowl and tv. Because at the end of a TV show, they still do a Roman numeral thing. Kind of get familiar with it. But if you start asking people to write down 2,540 in Roman numerals, not many of us can. You give trouble to the. Look, call them out for what they are, which is a bunch of wasted space for the most part, as a generation that just doesn't want to do anything more. Their attitude. But let's not get on them about Roman numerals like we're running around throwing those bombs at it. We don't know how to do it either. That generation doesn't get it. Neither do we.

[Brady]

I forget at the end of the movie credits where it has the Roman numerals. I don't know if it's MGM or.

[Doug Hopkins]

All of them do. It's part. It's like part of the.

[Brady]

Is that what it is? Okay.

[Doug Hopkins]

Have it all TV shows, all productions have to have Roman numerals at the end saying what year it was filmed.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you should know on the clock where the numbers are. Come on.

[Doug Hopkins]

It could be pictures of bananas, right? The numbers don't matter on a clock. It's where the hands are. You should know. You should know the general idea of a clock.

[Brady]

Second stories. People are posting videos because Walmart is locking up groceries. And it's not eggs. They're actually locking up the meat. And it's not like in a cabinet. It's like chain mesh around the meat packages.

[Doug Hopkins]

Huh.

[Brady]

People must be going in there and lifting those packs.

[Doug Hopkins]

And that's right.

[Brady]

Doing the Winston Jameson.

[Doug Hopkins]

Putting it in Jameson sweatpants.

[Brady]

Jameson say we blame a Winston.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing over there?

[Doug Hopkins]

I thought they all were named Winston.

[Brady]

Famous Jamis.

[Doug Hopkins]

He was stealing crab.

[Brady]

Yeah, he did crab legs.

[Toledo]

Yeah, just another Shady.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, just another one Shady McCoy. He's not playing anymore. Yeah. Every team's got a couple. That's an actual conversation. We had that conversation.

[Brady]

We had the annual corgi race in England over the weekend. It's in honor of Queen Elizabeth, who's owned over 30 corgis throughout her life. The winning dog was Juno. Or in England, they say. You know.

[Doug Hopkins]

They do.

[Brady]

Yeah. You sure about that?

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady]

There's a video of the race if you want to check it out.

[Doug Hopkins]

Is it just the dog called Juno, they call, you know. Or is it always soft jays in England?

[Brady]

I don't know, but listen to the commentator.

[John Holmberg]

Pull it up.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, you can listen to him, but that just means the dog's name is, you know, it doesn't mean that all of England calls Juno. You know, if you write J U N O down, I think they say Juno.

[Brady]

Well, it's spelled J U N O.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

I don't think it's just the announcement.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't think the Brits just hit that one word with a soft J. I think maybe if you went up to like Norway, they do a lot of soft jays, like yawn and yawn and all that stuff. They're chasers. But I don't know that England does it. The guy's probably just.

[Brady]

How do they do herbs then?

[Doug Hopkins]

Huh? Herbs. Because there's an S on it. It's the best argument in the world. Why don't we do herbs? There's an H and we go herbs. Yeah, there's an H on it and an S on it. Herb. What are you doing with herb? Put an H on it.

[John Holmberg]

Like Illinois.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, people. Dumb people say Illinois. I think the dogs just called when.

[Brady]

He'S looking for that video. There was a miniature donkey named Murdy that went missing in Massachusetts the other day after a bear got into its enclosure. But it looks like he managed to outrun it. But the lady was missing the donkey. She thought. Thought for sure the bear got the donkey. But this drone spotted in the woods not far from the home and the donkey. Yep. Murray came back.

[Doug Hopkins]

They drone hunted for the donkey.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

That'S a good. That's pretty cool.

[Brady]

And the good news, they didn't hunt down the bear and you know, euthanize the bear for.

[Doug Hopkins]

Didn't get a taste of donkey meat.

[Brady]

That's why there's a picture of Murty Murty back home.

[Doug Hopkins]

Donkeys are tough. Don't do they find a dead bear. That would be even cooler if Murdy won the battle. There's a dead bear laying next to a donkey that's unscathed.

[Brady]

He definitely would have been kicking a couple.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, sure. Bear probably didn't want any of that. Once. Once the donkey got one good kick on him.

[Brady]

There's just a 37 year old dude, Christopher Banks. He recently got arrested in New York State for child pornography. Lives with his older brother in a small town of Nineveh. Cops raided their home and seized their electronics. The brother, Mark Banks, is now in trouble Too. He's older, but because cops were searching for their gadgets and they came across an old video of Mark getting it on with a cow. He admitted in a written statement to the police. He said he worked on a farm for 22 years. When I was younger, I had sex with a cowboy.

[Doug Hopkins]

What?

[Brady]

He blamed it on urges and claimed it was a one time thing.

[Doug Hopkins]

And she was. And I also did that. And I have text saying the cow wanted it. Skip, Skip. You have to understand how sexy that cow was.

[Brady]

He's facing up to a year in jail and his brother is facing up to four years. They will both be registered as sex offenders.

[Doug Hopkins]

Is convicted? No, not if convicted.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Doug Hopkins]

For just saying I had sex with a cow. The minute you say that, I don't need a courtroom anymore. I know we're all about duplicates process this week with all that in the news and stuff, but if somebody just says, oh yeah. No one. One time I had sex with a cow. Sex offender immediately. Well, I didn't get my due process. You don't get due process. You admitted it. You can't have sex with a cow and then come back to society and act like we have to give you a court hearing about that. It's a one time thing. That's all it takes. All sex offenders start with a one time thing. I could sexually assault Brett. It'll be the first time I've ever done it to anyone. And guess what? It's a one time thing. Sex offender. Whoa. How did this get so pricey? Right? I got the receipt for Doug Hopkins game coming up in just seconds.

[Toledo]

You got two minutes before we get to his videos.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay, let's do it. Are we ready? Doug Hopkins has his game up. Ready. He's got his calculator. He's ready to go. Let's start. Here is the the price game. The receipt you have to do for this. My dasher's name was Mawa Mayori. Mawa. Moloch. What?

[John Holmberg]

Something Moloch.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, no. I just said Polok. No. Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

Expect that from me. But you.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on.

[Doug Hopkins]

I thought you go Polak. No, no. Mawa. What? It was Helen Keller's second word. Mawa. Anyway, thanks, Mawa. You did a great job. Hopefully I rated you properly. Culinary dropout is where I dashed this meal. There were no delivery fees. There was a Service fee of $8.32. One turkey pastrami sandwich with fries. One order of their hot wings. Another turkey pastrami sandwich. This time with a house salad and buttermilk ranch dressing. Same price as the first turkey sandwich, the side is either fries or salad. So two turkey pastrami sandwiches, which are great, by the way. Have you had those?

[John Holmberg]

No, I haven't, man.

[Doug Hopkins]

Culinary dropouts and then an order of their wing. I'm gonna tell you something about this. Culinary dropout's good. They're proud of their meals. Two sandwiches and some hot wings should not hit this number. Brady, do you have a guess for me? Oh, I'll tell you. Okay. I tipped eight bucks. It's a pretty good idea right there when you start seeing that. Because there was a service fee. When there's a service fee, I don't tip. The normal tip.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Do you tip on service fee or.

[Doug Hopkins]

When there's a service fee?

[Toledo]

Oh, you take that off the total.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. And I drop a bomb on that. All right. Yeah. And, you know, a little different. I've had Dashers try to explain that to me. It's like, no, the service, we get paid this, that, and the other.

[Brady]

They say, well, 8,000, 457.

[Doug Hopkins]

Brady says, 8,000, 457. Coming a little hot. Brady's coming in a little hot there. 8,000, 457. See, you're within. I don't want to give it away. All right, a little hot. Not. Not terribly hot, but a little hot. You're hot. You're close, but you're not that close. 2. Two turkey pastrami sandwiches, one order of hot wings. Culinary dropout. 8.3. Two on the service fee. Eight dollar tip. Because I just count the service fee as a tip. So I just. I go, okay, this is what I normally would have tipped. And then that's it. I take that off of my tip, and then I throw that on. That's a proper way to do it. Plus, they're just delivering it. You don't tip. Do you have a guest? Brett, you're looking at the ceiling tiles now too. What's going on up there that I don't know about?

[John Holmberg]

69,75.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, I'll tell you this. It's somewhere between Brett and Brady's. Guess you didn't go. You're. You're a little cool. He's a little hot. Now all you got to do is text. Nine seven, nine locks. Yeah, exactly. You need to just. Right Toledo. Look at the sky and see if you can pull enough. He's looked at it. He can't get 97936 is the text line. That's what you text. And you put your guess on there. Four numbers, no decimal. Points. Our company can't afford them. We've got a new service with no decimal points.

[Toledo]

People are asking, how many wings?

[Doug Hopkins]

You know what? I don't know. They. It's their. Their order of wings is like. I think you get like nine. They're big. It's almost like a thing of chicken. It's almost like a colonel's bucket, only a little shrunk. So, yeah, you got that somewhere between Brett's 69 and Brady's 80. 84. Somewhere in between there and I'm saying in between there. It could be 70, it could be 83. I'm not saying dead center in between. I'm saying that the one of them's a little hot, one's a little cold. Good guesses, though. Text away. 97936. Doug Hopkins. Price is Right game could get you $5,000 at U Fest. There's only gonna be a few qualifiers. Anybody get it yet? Nope. Noble, keep throwing it out there. Throw the bombs and good luck to all of you. All right, get to those videos.

[Brady]

We got the Corgi race or the.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's not a big.

[Brady]

Okay, you're.

[Toledo]

He just the dog's name.

[Doug Hopkins]

Brian Weber. You are definitely going to be my co executive producer of Spectrum Justice. Spectrum, our show. Because he was. He and I have talked about it. He just text me. This is proof he may be brilliant. John, I heard that dog won that race. What is the plural? Tell me what the plural is of Juno. Brett, do you want to cover that?

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Doug Hopkins]

Nope.

[Toledo]

Really?

[Doug Hopkins]

The plural of Juno is Juno's. This belongs to. This is Juno's. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I let the listeners do that.

[Doug Hopkins]

Become my nickname for the last year, and now you guys can't stop thinking about it. Got a whole little group of Kanye's out there.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, Johnny Sinus, too.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, Johnny Sinus is pretty solid. Somebody emailed me and said, Johnny Sins email or his website or whatever is called the most talented bald man in the world. I'm like, well, I'm not going to get into a talent off with him because there's a certain area I'm going to lose and lose badly. And maybe he does some impressions. And the next thing you know, I'm behind the eight ball in a big way.

[Toledo]

If it's like a decathlon, I mean, what do you got to do? How many wins do you need?

[Doug Hopkins]

Look, I know he's in better shape than I am. I lose that, I know he's got a much more proficient hog. I'm not going after. If the guy's funny at all. I'm doomed. So I'll let him have it. I'm somewhere in between Johnny Sins. I'm behind Johnny Sins and ahead of Mr. Clean. And I'm not sure if Jason Statham's in there. I think I'd go after.

[Toledo]

I haven't seen him in a while. Does he have the goatee?

[Doug Hopkins]

Who?

[Toledo]

Johnny Sins.

[Doug Hopkins]

Uh huh.

[Toledo]

He does.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, sometimes. Not all the time. No. Most of them he's pretty clean.

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[Brady]

I've got two quick radio videos and this is now the Ice Bucket Challenge is back. Skip Even for what Yep, it's a different there is actually a mental health charity but majority of people are Doing it right just for the challenge.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, it's to be on a video and try to be creative with how you get ice dumped on you and then you don't pay the charity. And I've never understood why skipping the actual monetary donation so you can have a viral moment is better for the charity.

[Brady]

So here are two I thought are worthwhile.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay. To check out, there's a guy with a now nominate Johnny Iceman Steel Swaggy R. Little herb. He's got a John Dutch front loader.

[John Holmberg]

Little herb.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. And it's about to dump a ton of ice. Oh, oh. And the whole thing broke.

[John Holmberg]

What a jerk.

[Brady]

And now he needs ice bucket.

[Toledo]

Challenge for something else.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, he's gonna have some mental problems. Oh, yeah, the whole front. What is that thing? A front loader.

[Brady]

What do they call backhoe?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, it breaks and hits him in the head. Oh, that's bad. Like Brett's, what a jerk. I've been saying that since he first did it for people who go through trauma. And Brett goes, what a jerk. Turns into Homer, and it makes me laugh so hard. What a jerk.

[John Holmberg]

It was Francis from Stripes, actually.

[Doug Hopkins]

What a jerk. When somebody else has a terrible thing happen to him, Brett calls them a jerk. He was a jerk.

[Brady]

One last one now.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, she's getting ice bucket challenge. Now she's sitting in a thing, and somebody's got an igloo cooler dumping it on her. And it's another girl. So her balance out, she just throws the cooler at her. She didn't even, just. She didn't even try to hold on to it. She misunderstood how it work. And by the way, I know what's going on for real here. She's the pretty blonde is sitting there getting the ice, and the lesser than brunette is dumping the ice on her and Brett. And she never took this. She never, never was going to have this chance again to chuck something at the head of the blonde girl. The brunette's jealous, and she knows that her video is going to be better. Even though the Brett brunette's not bad, she's still got to think, what a jerk. What a jerk.

[Toledo]

Apparently, both girls go to usc.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, the Burnettes hot. But they all hate blonde. So any chance they get to chuck something at their heads, they'll do it. You throw it at me, Amanda. It'll be fun. You got it, blondie. I'll chuck anything I can at your head.

[Brady]

It's going through like crazy at Kirby's high school.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, well, it's for high school kids to think they're actually, but they. They don't understand it's for charity. I'm like, how much did you raise? Well, I challenged people, and then they.

[Brady]

I don't think they know that. It's like, oh, it's the challenge.

[Doug Hopkins]

And they're all, bunch of sheep. Mono thought. Sheep that. Oh, the Internet told me to do this.

[John Holmberg]

Bunch of jerks. See?

[Doug Hopkins]

Bunch of jerks. I still don't get that. They kept saying that the ice bucket challenge 10 years ago raised, like, $12 billion for ALS how everybody skipped giving money. I'm the only one who gave money because I'm like, don't challenge me to this garbage. I'll just give him a check. And I did. And I remember because I think it.

[Brady]

Was like, in lieu of if you're not going to do the. You gave money if you did.

[Doug Hopkins]

Or you could skip out on helping people with Lou Gehrig's disease just by pouring ice over your head and laughing. It didn't make sense. I remember Mo down the hall, I challenged John Holmberg, and then she's like, you didn't do it. And I'm like, I gave money. Well, that's better. What I did was better than what you did. Well, you're supposed to do the challenge and challenge other people. I'm like, I gave them money. I actually donated.

[John Holmberg]

Stupid challenge.

[Doug Hopkins]

The challenge was dumb, but it somehow raised a bunch of money. So a bunch of people like me were like, I'm not doing this. I don't know, waste a day of cold ice in my head. But Kirby's doing it. She's done it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Does she come up with a really creative way to do it?

[Brady]

No, she just, you know, they're all.

[Doug Hopkins]

No. There's nothing about. Was in black and white. It was. It was room Templar challenges to other people and gets, you know, gets nothing out of it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

And then just watches herself over and over and laughs. It's a generation. No one likes. Go ahead, Brett. What do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, looks like we'll start off here with a little, you know, I don't know what this is. I don't know if this is a carjacking or a theft or what, but.

[Doug Hopkins]

There'S a car pulling into, like, a really cruddy carport. And then guys on motorcycles get out, start kicking the air. The guy, the driver of the car gets out and runs away. And then these other guys who are the hoodlums have come. Now here comes the driver. He's back with a. Oh, he's got a gun. And he's taking care of business. Wow.

[Brady]

Took the driver down.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, so the driver gets out of the car, runs away into this weird shack. As the guys who were stealing the car try to get away, he comes out. Now here's the dumb thing. The thieves all parked behind the cars are trying to steal. So it took them too long to get out of the driveway. And this guy comes out and kills everyone. They have the worst. They need all pro shade more than anyone I've ever seen. This worst, like lean to roof, but the nicest.

[Brady]

Yeah, because he just has a banner as this as a shade.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's the nicest security camera I've ever seen. It's phenomenal.

[Toledo]

I'm gonna lie. I might have passed that shack.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, you might have stayed in that while you were out there. Yeah, that's him.

[John Holmberg]

Just one shot, too.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, he one times the driver and the second guy. I don't know if the other two got away, but yeah, Circle K needs to call him and go, hey, what security cameras are you using? Because we have robberies all the time and everything's blurry.

[John Holmberg]

All right, how about. How about this one little motorcycle action.

[Doug Hopkins]

We're standing in the. Oh, there's a guy crossing the street and a car goes to dodge him, and he hits the motorcycle. Why are all these people standing on the road? Oh, Lord.

[Brady]

Thanks for that video, Pudgy Stacks.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right. Wow. Brady's mad at Pudgy Stacks because he wanted that name. Brady's Pudgy Stacks at Pudgy Stacks. Two Pudgy Stacks. That I'm Pudgy Stacks, too. It sucks.

[John Holmberg]

All right. You got to read the subtitles, though.

[Doug Hopkins]

This is the doctor let me keep my penis after the surgery. Sure enough, there it is in his hand and it's all dried up, it says. So I turned it into a cute little pipe. Does he smoke out of that? Yep. So the surgery. So I'm looking at the. Where the penis was and there's a.

[Brady]

What the hell?

[Doug Hopkins]

Expect Stephen A. Smith to make an appearance. The doctor did not let you keep that. You stole that. No doctor let you keep your cut off wiener. You did it at home and you see the catheter sticking out of the guy. That was a fresh surgery. And what doctor is amputating your penis and balls and saying, hey, there you go, have at it. It's all for you. If your penis and balls need to be amputated because he didn't turn into a woman.

[Brady]

Yeah, that was an at home procedure.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Then they're gonna Study that. They're gonna put that under a microscope and see what's going on in there.

[John Holmberg]

Here's some cucking for you.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay. Oh, my God. That is a fat woman. Very fat woman. A very fat man.

[Toledo]

That's an elephant.

[Brady]

Is living with your ex husband.

[Doug Hopkins]

There's another guy coming in there, most likely, and I don't know what they're talking about. And then there's sort of Freddie Roach, I guess, in the background. Well, the white. Oh, he's in a wheelchair. He's handicapped in this big, fat wife of his. Okay. This big fat wife is getting hammered by two black guys with masks on because it must have been Covid. Oh, he reached over and he's sucking on her toes from the wheelchair. I think that is Freddie Roach. I just want. I watch a fight. I got Floyd Mayweather and another friend to come over and bang my fat wife. Oh, my goodness. She is huge. That is a mound of humanity. Yeah, that's Freddie Roach. I'm convinced. That's Freddie Roach. And he's wheeling around with a heart on his middle. Still works. Oh, she is so fast. She's getting tortured. Shannon Sharp. Get off that woman. Oh, now she's on top of him, and he's gone. That's 10 million dol. Touch that.

[Toledo]

All right, I'll be in the other room.

[Doug Hopkins]

I got a couple of boxers who aren't gonna make it in the sport. He can't get. He can't get her off. They're not gonna make it in the ring. So I pay him to bang my fat wife. Boxing super trainer Freddie Roach, now in a wheelchair, jerking off to that mountain of a human being getting pounded by Shannon Briggs.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just end with this. I'm not gonna. Really?

[Doug Hopkins]

All right. This video says it's the worst of pornhub. Yay. Okay, here's a lady, and a guy's opening her bottom with his hands, and she's bent over a couch. Yeah. Is it. I didn't see that. She's going back down for a little more. Somebody's farting and awful.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's her.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh. Oh, that's her making front farts. Okay. All right. What's going on? What? Okay, that's not.

[Brady]

What.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's. So edit that out. This is a porn movie that you just. That did not need to make an edit.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Doug Hopkins]

Make a goddamn edit. Come on. I'm not sure.

[John Holmberg]

See, it's already glazed.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, I see. Okay. I didn't see the glazing. I thought he was just taking a Look at it for. You know, he's going to do an add on or. All right, edit that out. Come on, man. Stop laughing. Replay. Stop it.

[Brady]

When did you turn into gravy?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Spade bounty. That's me. Play her with speed bug. I like that. That's enough. She went full speed buggy in the video. All right, all right, all right. Edit that.

[John Holmberg]

No, I know I said the worst of pornhub.

[Doug Hopkins]

So I'd still be laughing hysterically if I was on that video. Oh, yeah. And trying to please myself. And that happened. I would.

[Brady]

I don't know how that guy kept in character laughing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's a professional.

[Doug Hopkins]

He did. He kept it together. He's the Ray finds of pornhub. Method actor. So Daniel Day Lewis of. Of his generation stays in character. Two turkey pastrami sandwiches, one order of hot wings from Culinary Dropout. $8 tip, $8.32 service fee, man. Brady said 84. Brett said 69. Somewhere in between, there lies the truth. And if you would like to guess, you can text 97936. If you get it right, you'll get a little prompt that says, congratulations, you got it right. And then Toledo will call the person from the pile of correct answers today and qualify them for $5,000 from our friend Doug Hopkins.

[Toledo]

Just because you get a text back, that only means you got the price right. That doesn't mean you win the overall.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, calm down. We'll figure that out. I'm not saying just them. Yeah, you don't win because you got the price right.

[John Holmberg]

Text number is because people are asking.

[Doug Hopkins]

97936. Your guess has no decimal points, no money signs, just four numbers. Again, that's not your fault. That's because we are running the cheapest mercantile Internet thing you can ever imagine. It is the bargain basement dollar store of whatever it is we're doing. And our bosses seem to think it's a better system. No punctuation allowed. It shuts the whole thing down. We lose lights in the building. If you use a decimal point, our lights go out. It's one or the other. We either have electricity or decimal points, and we chose electricity. Good luck to all of you. We'll keep it alive for a little about an hour, and then you can keep guessing, and we'll. We'll see if we can get you in there. You can. Multiple guesses, as many as you want, but get it right, and maybe you win five grand. There goes your Brady report. It's 98.

[Brady]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Doug Hopkins]

I have heard enough of this.

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