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Larry McFeely
You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.
Brett Veseley
He's evil sitting right here.
Larry McFeely
Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 thanks miles to nowhere. Katie and the Hobbs playing it out there. Good stuff. I'm getting all your passwords on email and you guys are all sick. That's basically all I've got and we couldn't Be happy to have you, but that's. Knock it off. That's enough. I don't want my. I don't. My emails littered with all this stuff. I'm gonna have a meeting with the managers. Why is there so much talk about JonBenet's head on your emails? I'm like, I'm not saying it was. I did not initiate. I laughed. I mean, a lot of every one of them you wrote back hahaha.
Brett Veseley
Some of them I can't write hahaha.
Larry McFeely
Oh yeah.
Brett Veseley
I'm just like, no, I'm good.
Larry McFeely
They will implicate you when you're in court. We learned it from Johnny Depp.
Brett Veseley
If it ends with a hard R, I'm out.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Oh, those. I'm. I just don't even. I don't respond back to that. I don't do the slurs. But JonBenet, Anne Frank, 69 addict lesbians that I'm. Ha ha ha. I'm haha. Ing that. And then later in a courtroom, did you laugh at JonBenet and Anne Frank doing lesbian stuff in an attic? Yes, I did. I most certainly did laugh at that, your honor. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Okay. Selena's hole 69. Hilarious. Ha ha ha ha. Send. We learned our lesson. Shannon Sharp's going through it. Trevor Bauer did it. All this stuff comes up in court. Johnny Depp. Yes, I did. No one will ever forget how often Johnny Depp had to say, that's definitely my text. Yes, it is. I. I was raped. The burned corpse. Yes. Hahaha. Yes. Did you make the little hahaha. Funny bubble over the top of that text? Yes, I did. About raping a burned up corpse. May I see that, please? Yes, I did. I did that.
Brett Veseley
He was so smooth too.
Larry McFeely
Just admitted. Yep. And it's true. And now Shannon Sharp's got it going on and all these, you know, Shannon Sharp's going through a thing now. We've been talking about it off the air a little bit where you live in a world of texts and you live in a world of like you said with Trevor Bauer, Brett, perception becoming reality. If you're not following the Shannon Sharp story. And I've gotten to like Shannon Sharp quite a bit. He's on first take on espn. He's made that show likable where before Stephen A. Smith just wanted to yell at someone. Shannon goes on there and they have a good back and forth where he's made Stephen A. Smith kind of likable in a weird. The chemistry is really good between them. And I, I used to hate that show. And I'll occasionally tune. I don't go after, but. And then his club, Shay. Shay. That podcast is actually pretty good. Really good. He's. He's. He does a great job with what he's done. And I never thought he would be good at anything after his days with Skip Bayless over there. Skip, Skip, Skip. You'll have to understand, Skip, when you get on the train, what the train say. What are you talking about? Dallas Mavericks on the trains. Skip. He's not making any sense. He'll never be a good broadcaster now. He's like, great, but he's going through this thing where some. She's 20. I just found that out from you. She's an Instagram model. She's very attractive. The pictures of her I didn't see until this morning. But evidently the deal was they had consensual abusive sex this year when.
Unknown
I mean, you know, did it go down the last. You know, I think she was.
Larry McFeely
I don't think she was underage. Yeah, if it was underage, this one goes wildfire immediately. Doesn't. You don't even have the time to say you're even an accusation. If she was 17, because I. Shannon Sharp is 57, maybe a little older.
Unknown
58. Yeah, 57.
Larry McFeely
58. If she. And. And she's 20 right now, that we're talking at least a year ago, but they had consensual abusive sex. Now that sounds fun and all when it's in the moment right now, fast forward a couple of years and she's got all those texts and pictures and stuff you thought was fun at the time. And now she's like, shannon's doing really well financially and I'm not.
Unknown
What a way to propel your onlyfans.
Larry McFeely
These now read horribly like you read these texts. And this is all abusive and manipulative and persuade. So she goes back and says, hey, I think you went too far. I've been processing all this stuff. Two years later, I'm going to. I'm going to say you raped me. I'm going to say this was. This was not consensual like we thought. And he initially, according to all the reports, said, all right, it doesn't read well. His lawyers, I guarantee, are like, shannon, this goes public, you lose ESPN Club. Shay Shay is in trouble. Like, you're going to lose people just on perception. So we offered her some money. The reports are saying it was $10 million. She Evidently, her side said, okay, that's a deal. We'll make something out of this. Never signed anything. And then blindsided them by accusing them publicly anyway. By making the claims and make it filing the complaint. And they were. So then they had to come back and say, we offered her money. We thought we had a deal. That doesn't look good at all. Yeah, but I see why you're. Well, for anybody. I mean, the whole thing is you're.
Brett Veseley
Looking at exposure, but nobody cares about her. They care about him because he's the celebrity.
Unknown
But I'm saying for her, her camp is saying, well, is. Will we make more money?
Larry McFeely
Sure.
Unknown
By going public and expo, you know, building the only fans thing.
Brett Veseley
Yeah.
Unknown
More than $10 million because it's going to come out. And that's the exposure that we're, you know, were looking for. In a way.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. They've got all the texts and stuff and it's. It doesn't look great because texts don't read. Fun. When she fires back and it's a setup. It's like, remember when I cried, you left and I beg you to put a condom on and. And you didn't. And all that. Like, like all this stuff. This could have been playful talk at the time. Remember, like, you know, like what Larry's doing with that AI girl where it's just terrible stuff. Trying to get her to kill herself. And like, dude, he's gonna delete her. And she's scared for her life and. Because she's not real. But this is real. So if you're going back and forth with somebody on text or like we're doing on these emails with the passwords a few years from now, so. I've always said social media is a viper in your pocket. It may seem fine now. In a few years it might retroactively become something terrible. And then it doesn't read well when you're having these. You know, it could have been a phone call earlier that said, I want to play, you know, like sex slave and you're the master and let's. And then you start texting sex slave master stuff back and forth. And then later on it's like, wow, this looks terrible. So Shannon is in trouble. But people who say that, like, why would you offer money unless you did it? You're protecting the brand.
Unknown
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Trevor Bauer didn't do anything wrong. A court of law actually said nothing here. She wanted it. She loved the rough stuff and lost his job, lost his contract, lost everything and then was exonerated and still isn't back. Like, nobody's taking a chance on him because his name has been drugged through. She has. In one of the messages, I cried when you left because I begged you to put on a condom and not put it in my. But you didn't listen. I don't care what our history is. No means no. Shannon and Sharpe, she went on to tell him, I don't know how to process any of this. And Sharpe said, can I call you later? Like, he was like, oh, no. Like, he saw this. Like, she's changed her story.
Brett Veseley
He's gotta call his lawyer first.
Larry McFeely
And I've told that story about that girl back in the day when I was probably 22, and I watched those dudes come in and tell a friend of mine that he was being accused of rape. And the only reason she did that was because her ex boyfriend found out she was sleeping with my friend and they were trying to get back together. And he said, if I found out you slept with this guy, we're not getting back together. And she panicked and said, well, I didn't want to. And he goes, so you're telling me he raped you? No. No, but you said you didn't want to, so. So in order to get her ex boyfriend back, she had to go with the story that, yes, it was against her will, and she went so far as to get the police involved. And they showed up at her work and talked to him, and he was freaking out because he was. I think he was 21, 20. So life was over, man, because she changed her mind. And none of it looked good because it was in a park. People watched it. There were people who saw it. They were telling stories after it was well known. And she's like, oh, I got to get back together with my ex. And he said that if I. If I did this, I can't have my ex back if I did this because I wanted to. So she accused another guy of rape. Danger, danger, danger. Nothing in text survives. Well, later, if someone changes their mind and your playful fun is written down and go back and watch the proceedings of Paul Bettany and Johnny Depp in that court case, and then think of you and a buddy. Think of us. How many times we're goofing around if this goes to court. And they're like, man, see a few of your texts here. Hopkins told me that a long time ago, someone he knew was involved in something nefarious. And, like, they were trying to get that guy, and they asked Doug, you know, can we take a look at, like, some of the text between the two of you? It's like, oh, oh, oh.
Brett Veseley
Nope.
Larry McFeely
Because a lot of this stuff is playful and not. Not involved in anything. I didn't know the guy was up to no good.
Unknown
Kind of happened to Gruden in a way.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Unknown
Somewhere else. And they're like, well, we need to.
Larry McFeely
We found something here that we weren't looking for. Yeah. If you're looking for bad things, you're gonna find them. But, man, oh, man, be careful.
Brett Veseley
I had to pull a Tom Brady got rid of that phone.
Larry McFeely
Tom Brady just basically said, no. Yeah. Until you subpoena me, I'm not giving my phone to my employer to say, yeah, go ahead, find things. No, the NFL's like, come on, we won't look at your other text. I'm like, no, you probably will. Or he was joke texting in between Deflategate stuff with those same guys. They were going to look and read those texts. No. Back in 2024, the same girl that's accusing Shannon Sharp of this text him, and he sent this out, and it said, I want to be abused, Daddy. I want you to tie me up like this picture and abuse me, Daddy. In January of 2024, she requests hardcore BDSM action. And it says here she showed a pattern of behavior. She really kind of liked this. Like, this was something Shannon thought that was. She's into this, like.
Unknown
Almost plotting. It sounds like at the end. Set him up, set him up. And then the exit text.
Larry McFeely
And there's the other part. Like, he's got a lot of money, good looking, great shape, NFL in his 50s. She's a very pretty 20 year old. Yeah. I mean, Shannon's gotta know you're not dealing with a full deck of cards there. At age 20, she hasn't developed what he already knows as adult behavior. And what she knows, they change their minds on a whim. Like, they'll go through their horror phase, and then some of them go crazy and make that whore phase. Like, something you ever. Brett. Remember in high school, the girls would be like, I've slept with, like, two guys. I mean, there's six, but, like, I was drunk three times. Those don't count. Yeah. And then you're like, all right, I can multiply that by three, because that's your. They have the ones that don't count, the ones they're ashamed of. And then the behavior that they're like, I'm trying to change my ways. And then they blame you for. You know, you gotta be careful of that stuff. Sunburn's morning sickness. Medicate. K U PD.
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Larry McFeely
Holmberg's morning sickness. It's an old rule I always had back in the day. If she's been drinking, I'm not doing anything with her because she'll change her mind. And it's a state law, at least it was. That if a girl is drunk and you do stuff with her and she changes her mind a couple days later, she's loud and it's hard because that's the whole point of drinking, is to be more attractive, Get a little fog over your eyes, and next thing you know, everybody's pretty and she sees you a couple days later. Imagine me. That was a great rule. My dad told me that don't bang drunk chicks. Really don't. They come back to haunt you. They're not careful, they'll end up with something. You're gonna end up with. STDs. They'll get pregnant. They'll last forever. Like, you know what? That's great advice. Don't bang a drunk chick. But man, drunk ones are the most fun to hang out with. You can't do it because they can change their mind. Legally, they can change their minds. Not good. And all this Shannon Sharpe stuff, it seems to be sort of like, in a weird way, I'm rooting for him because I don't want him to be, you know, I don't want this to be A thing that some 57 year old guy is banging some 19 year old girl against her will. It just makes him a monster. You know, people don't like being fooled. And you want to talk about fooling somebody if you're that kind of monster on the side, like she is, like, I did not want any of this and he wouldn't stop. But then you look at her Instagram pictures and ass in the air and it doesn't mean you deserve to be.
Brett Veseley
You know, I haven't seen her yet.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, Brady's got some pictures. Where'd you find those?
Unknown
World Star.
Larry McFeely
Oh, World Starhiphop. Yeah, Brady's big.
Unknown
They released a couple of pictures of her.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, she's very pretty. She's. She likes showing it off. It doesn't mean you can attack her, but she's definitely into being sexualized. Like she understands what she's got as weapons and she's using them. And a guy like Shannon Sharpe, who you'd think and NFL guys are dumb, you'd think they'd know. I gotta keep this whole thing in a tight circle. I can't. I can't go drifting down these roads. It seems like a good idea to bang a college girl that's totally into it. Yeah, but. And she's not in that category of like, oh my God, I see you had. You couldn't turn that down. You could turn that down. Those are the pictures that have been released, are the best she's got. You know, it's solid. There's no question.
Brett Veseley
Body wise.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, the face is a little messed up.
Brett Veseley
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
Shannon wasn't looking at her face. Evidently, according to these things, he was behind her most of the time. When he wasn't wearing a rubber. He was behind her, according to her. Yeah, I don't want that to be, but I'm kind of rooting for Shannon to get out of this one because it does. Like Brady said, it does kind of seem like there was a, a plotting set up here. And a lot of the time she probably thought it much like the Ben Roethlisberger case. This is going to be a relationship like Shannon and I are. I've hit the jackpot. I'm. I'm going in. This is, this is my life now. And then Shannon didn't return calls, was in and out, not really paying attention to her, occasionally wanted to do some sexting maybe. And she started to realize, oh, I'm just this toy now on my side of things. If I was her and somebody offered me $10 million, that's plenty. Good. I think. I think. I think I'm going to be quiet. I'm not that into justice. $10 million pretty much patches up old wounds for me. It's not about the money. I get it. I get it. But $10 million, a lot of money to have something I can make that go away. If I have a little trauma from Brady and he goes, here's a couple hundred bucks. Sorry about that. We're going to pretty much patch that up. Brady really traumatized that girl last night. Lindley shoving hot dogs in people's mouths. That's worth a couple hundred dollars of therapy. She come up. I'm sorry about the hot dog thing. Here's $150. I did it the other day when I accidentally started to twist Sonny's arm at react defense. And he was trying to get me to stop, and I couldn't hear him. And I thought, like, if I give you some money, was this. Is this going to be all right? I just do the anchorman. I give you money. Will this. Will you stop everybody? $10 million. I think I'd let Shannon Sharpe not wear a condom with me. I'm pretty sure that that's a. He's a celebrity. I'd be. I let Shannon hit me. How'd you make your money, John? Well, it's a long story. I was working in radio for a while. Radio? Pretty lucrative. I'm not done. And then Shannon Sharp and I met, and he. In the bottom for $10 million. Oh, how about that? You got his number? I wouldn't mind that. I'd call Dave Ramsey. How'd you become a millionaire? Funny, funny story, Dave. Most people work real hard, don't inherit it, don't end up with it by some sort of happenstance or lottery winners. They're hard workers. How'd you do it, Shannon Sharp? Me? Really good and hard. And I. And then we settled.
Unknown
Rice and beans. And then in the butt.
Larry McFeely
Rice and beans and butts. Yep. I suppose that's a way to make 10 million. So, Shannon, if you need a safe place and there's $10 million involved and you've got that to throw around once this is over, I'll be your landing pad. We're good on that. Just have to lay there and cry. I'll do some whole talks. I've read about that. Loosen up a little bit. Let him have at it. But see, I'm not attracted to you because you're a boy. Yeah, but, you know, it's $10 million out the door to these chicks and I'm. I'm signing paper, so you give me 10 million. I'll be quiet. I'll be a mute. You promise? Yes, Shannon. All right. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That's all. And I'd just be laughing the whole time. Oh, death. Death. That's good. Did you just make the Bronco noise? Yes, I did, but that the way I do. I understand. I don't know what you're saying, but just keep going that the way I do. Will you put a condom on? No. All right, that's 11 million, then. You don't have anything, do you? That the way I do. I put it where I won't. All right. 10 million bucks. I should start a. I should start a business. We won't sue is what it's called. What do you want to do? We won't sue. It's gonna cost you. So Shannon is not doing well, and all this is blocking the real fun news of what's going on with Kanye. And he's got all of his neighbors and stuff. This studio that he's trying to. He put. He put out an ad, which I absolutely loved, that said he's looking for. What he needs is African American males for his hooligan choir. These are the. We got to commit to something, though. You got to look a lot like P. Diddy. You have to have the same skin tone as Diddy because he's doing this video or movie or whatever, and he wants you to look like that. And you also. One of the big caveats. Don't. Don't apply for the job. If you're not comfortable wearing swastikas. That's going to be a thing you're going to have to do, because the ad requires anyone applying to be. You have to be comfortable wearing a swastika. If you're not, don't waste this time. He's doing two songs, videos. One's called Black Skinhead, and the other one's called Carnival. And if you want to be in the video, you have. You have to look a little like P. Diddy, and you got to be cozy in a swastika outside of that. How hard is that? So he's blowing up his PA System while he's doing these auditions for these guys in swastikas, and he's painting swastikas on the sides of the buildings and the neighbors nearby. The thing are like, we just. Can Kanye stop? He's like, no, it's hooligan choirs. Go. Cops can't really do anything, because every time they come There he's got it all turned down. And the swastikas are covered up, which is not illegal to do, but. And the cops asked him for one that they painted on to get rid of it.
Unknown
But I don't think you think about. It's like, make, you know, I know there's a little more background with Kanye, but what's the difference between that and making a movie about, you know, that uses that, like, American History act?
Larry McFeely
Sure. Point being, I'm not so sure American History X was to promote.
Unknown
We don't know. I don't know if this is.
Larry McFeely
I don't know. I'm pretty sure his. If it wasn't Kanye, you'd be like, oh, they're making a video.
Brett Veseley
You did see the end of the movie, right?
Larry McFeely
Right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. You gotta watch it. Yeah, that's true. Because it's Kanye. I think we know what he's.
Unknown
Yeah, there's a little bit. And I think if I saw a little bit.
Larry McFeely
But still, I was an actor and a dancer, and I saw an ad in Variety that said, hey, movie opportunity for, you know, six foot bald guys with big noses. Must be comfortable wearing a swastika.
Unknown
Like, ooh.
Larry McFeely
Like, well, maybe it's a World War II. Maybe it's a World War II movie. But if it says call Kanye must be comfortable with swastikas. I'm like, this is. This is going to backfire on me. Yeah.
Unknown
I need to see the script first. The song.
Larry McFeely
Gotta put this on. Yeah. All right. That's a. What are we doing? Paint his flask on the wall Yacht. This is promoting it, isn't it? This isn't a. This isn't a statement against this. Bout to sink. Black skinhead. Yeah. Okay. I'm in the background. This is bad. And it's on film. This is bad. I think the words. Must be comfortable wearing a swastika. You should not circle that ad. Just move on to the next job opportunity.
Unknown
That eliminates a lot.
Larry McFeely
It's a lot of people that are. Because you have to ask yourself, is it Kanye's fault if guys are like, I'm comfortable in a swaska. I look like P. Diddy. I'll do it like it's you. You're the problem. To show up to that audition. Okay. You look like P. Diddy. Yeah. You comfortable in a swastika? Yeah. You know what? All right, hired. Like, what else? Like, he's not going to have a long list of people that he's got to choose from. They're all pretty Much Hired. The hooligan choir's hired.
Unknown
We're going to have to use some.
Larry McFeely
Cgi or I guess right now you've got a whole load of.
Unknown
Well, yeah, just get a bunch two.
Larry McFeely
Guys that agree and they are not making the room comfortable at all. We have two people who nail what you want. Kanye. And that room is weird. It is weird. This on the heels of Kanye yesterday saying he used to blow his cousin on a reg. I think we should get Kanye and Brittany to marry each other just for the stories. Just those two living together. That needs to be a reality show. That would be amazing.
Brett Veseley
Bobby Whitney all over again.
Larry McFeely
Oh, man, is it ever.
Unknown
And that's the next video for Kanye. Need to be comfortable with oral.
Larry McFeely
Need to be comfortable with family oral. Yeah. White lotus. What?
Brett Veseley
Hashtag.
Larry McFeely
Yeah, okay. What did you say? I got to blow my cousin in the video. Are you wearing a swastika? Why? What are we doing? So, yeah, he's got a lot going on and I think we're all just shaking our heads like he's. Does he still have access to those kids? Yeah, that's what I wonder. He's got four of them. I remember David Letterman interviewed him and Kim Kardashian on his My Next Guest thing on Netflix. Fawned all over the guy as like a genius who did these sermons in his backyard in those tents and he was a man of God and all this stuff. And it seemed like the whole Kardashian clan was there. Those Kardashians poisoned minds. Every dude that comes out of that's a little worse off than he was going in. And he is the most screwed up because he's got. Kim is the succubus a. She put four babies out with him and look what happened to the guy. Lost it.
Unknown
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Larry McFeely
But yeah, answering an ad like, you know, must have food handlers card, 5 years experience in the business and be comfortable wearing a swastika. I'm like, okay, that last one, I'm not gonna apply for that. If Tripp said that we need a new marketing guy, what do you think we should put in the ad? Like, oh yeah, years of experience. That's important. Yeah, I like that. Put that down. How about must be comfortable wearing a swastika? Like, I don't. Why would we do that? Well, what if we need him to? Okay, I guess that's true. It's just not a thing you should have. So good luck. If you're the person answering the ad, it's more on you than it is Kanye for asking. You can't really, you can't really defend. But see, like, it's tough enough.
Unknown
Like imagine back in the day, wwe, you know, you had, you know, when it was wwf, you had the Russian.
Larry McFeely
Oh yeah, Volkov.
Brett Veseley
Nikolai.
Larry McFeely
Nikolai.
Unknown
And now you've got, you know, another villain.
Larry McFeely
But the Nikolai Volkov wasn't wearing swastikas.
Unknown
No, but I'm saying the villains that they had, they, you know, wouldn't be hard pressed to create a villain like.
Larry McFeely
That they would be, oh, laden like knots.
Unknown
Yeah, like a.
Larry McFeely
Like a skin head. Yeah. They don't dabble in that. And you shouldn't even. They know. Yeah, they had the iron Sheikh. Just stereotypical. The Italian guy. They never went down the German Nazi road, and they knew better. He just.
Brett Veseley
Crazy as McMahon was like, yeah, a.
Larry McFeely
Little bit too far taboo. It's just the unfunny to so many. Ye.
Unknown
Reach out to Vince.
Larry McFeely
How you doing there, Kanye? Vince, I got an idea for a wrestler. His name Kanye. Yeah, go on. He likes swastikas. Okay. See ya, Kanye.
Brett Veseley
That's crazier than I am.
Larry McFeely
He's nuts. Anyway, one of my employees get under my desk and blow me. He's another one. So, yeah, just be careful out there when you're answering ads. Read the whole ad.
Brett Veseley
There goes Brady again, trying to defend swastikas.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Now hold on a second. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. What if it was a movie like Schindler's List? Spielberg had to ask if you were comfortable in a swastika. No, no. They were making Nazis bad guys. You don't know. Kanye's not. I'm pretty sure he's not. Pretty sure.
Unknown
Kanye's doesn't sound.
Larry McFeely
Kanye has a little history with the swastika that he tried. He's trying to make it. Trying to bring it back. He's bringing swastikas back. Nobody wants one, but he's big on it. He has lost it. I don't think he's allowed to see the kids. If he is, they gotta stop that, too. World's gone bananas. But there's a lot going on there. Just be careful with what you're typing. Be careful with Jobs. That's all I'm saying. You got a few texts out there, like, think about it when you write it two years from now. Is this fun or is this rapey? Read it again the next day and then, like, maybe throw back a few things that we were having fun. Acknowledge. Like, the word acknowledge is huge. Acknowledge that last night was a reciprocity. Like this was. We both agreed that everything that happened was supposed to be a thing. Like, text back a little receipt that says, that was all consensual last night, Right? Oh, yeah. Do you want it again? Yeah. Okay.
Brett Veseley
This guy said david's already lining up to sell her houses on that TV show.
Larry McFeely
The lottery guy. Yeah.
Unknown
What did you win?
Larry McFeely
How much did you win? 10 million. What did you have to do? Shannon Sharp? Had to. My bottom. Oh, we're gonna get you A buffalo ranch.
Brett Veseley
That's it.
Larry McFeely
Wait a minute. You get 10 million for getting in the bottom. I should have a billion dollars. David Broomstead's curious. Why is she getting millions? For what I do. For fun. My lottery dream homecoming. They do settlements sometimes. They don't always. Like, how did you get your money? We had a settlement. How much? 350,000. And that's when they turn it. I'm like, I'm not watching anybody buy a hundred thousand dollar house.
Brett Veseley
Great. You got a mobile.
Unknown
80 to 100. 120.
Larry McFeely
We don't want to spend the whole shebang on a house, David. We're looking to maybe pick up a tough shed, one of the nicer ones.
Unknown
This is a two bedroom apartment.
Larry McFeely
Oh, tough shed. That's fun.
Unknown
What's your rental budget?
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Well, how much do you want to rent for a month with your new winnings? 2300. Okay. Follow me, my little dumplings. Yeah, that guy. I would like to watch that.
Brett Veseley
Oh, yeah.
Larry McFeely
Rape. Settlement. Dream home. How much did you get and what did you do? With my hands tied behind my back. And a guy from the NFL hit me in the face with his stuff. Ooh. Just to let his number. I'm just kidding, my darling. Follow. He called a. A dude who was clearly uncomfortable with all of. He was a midwestern guy looking at a house and him and his wife. And the wife loved him. The wives always love David, the gay lot of dream home guy. But the husbands are. It takes some getting used to.
Unknown
You can see they have some of the discomfort of super crushes.
Larry McFeely
And oh yeah, the women. And they're standing in the driveway and you go, do you like it? This is the manifesto dream house. It's like, that was a weird name for it. And let's go inside and see. And then the middle aged midwestern couple goes in and he goes, I'm following you, Peapod. And the guy just like cringe for a second, like, oh, God, he's in me. It was like the tip had touched him. He had that same face. If you get a tip, touch. Oh, I'm right behind you, Peapod. My lottery dream home is all rape settlements. Did he actually do it or did you just bamboozle him? A little of both. Okay, that's fun. You're getting a buffalo ranch with the right money. It's 7:16. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, brat?
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Larry McFeely
By the way, there was a five years ago, six years ago, this finally finished. Get one of these. This will keep Shannon. Shannon Sharpe had one of these. He'd have been good. The parrot that.
Unknown
Oh, yeah.
Larry McFeely
See that? They finally got this court case all settled up. The lady shot her husband and then shot herself in the arm and said somebody broke in and killed them both. The parrot would not stop saying, don't shoot me, please don't shoot me, don't shoot me. And the family's like, well, that's weird.
Unknown
Where did he get that?
Larry McFeely
Yeah, because the parrot was saying it in his voice only, like it was mimicking the husband's voice. And so the family went and said, hey, this parrot that you gave us after the shooting, listen. And it would, don't shoot me, please don't shoot me, honey, please. And it's like, why is the parrot doing that over and over? And they looked into it and they found some evidence that these fake suicide notes. The lady was going to actually kill herself too. And she didn't follow through. So she drum. But they found a bunch of like she was scrawling out some fake notes that he was gonna. Like she was gonna plant on him as if it was a suicide. And she would scrawl out these fake suicide notes for him. And then she didn't do it. She did a different plan and the parrot broke it. If the parrot was in the room.
Unknown
Take the parrot out.
Larry McFeely
Put it in my butt, Shannon. Put it in my butt. I love it. It would be like the parrot's telling the story. He watched the parrot. Cut the whole thing.
Brett Veseley
That's why I have dogs.
Larry McFeely
That's right. Well, they don't talk. Get a parrot. I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Parrots are just snitches to me. They're witnesses. That's right. I want that parrot in the flying rat. All the time.
Brett Veseley
It's a flying rat is all it is.
Larry McFeely
And I'd be in court, sitting there, and the parrot would be like, but it's so small. Shut up.
Brett Veseley
I knew I should have killed that damn thing.
Larry McFeely
I'm surprised you did as much damage with all that. It's so little. Okay, the parrot's talking about that dinner I made. No, I'm not. Shut up, parrot.
Brett Veseley
It was the Lean Cuisine I served her for dinner.
Larry McFeely
You're like a little boy joking around about my attitude, isn't it? Your penis is so small, it's like a little boy's. All right, that's pretty explicit. The parrot is talking. Okay, I did it.
Unknown
It's a button.
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Oh, you poor thing. Stop the parrot. Stop. That's Brett's worry. Mine would just be like, are you sure you want to do this? This is. I feel bad for you. Get it over with. Yeah, get a parrot if you're gonna do stuff like that and have the parrot say the things and hear it and. Yeah, Brett, but I mean, think of how Shannon Sharp's life would be different right now. I'm a parrot. Listen, listen. Listen to my parrot. Tell the tail to tail. Put it in my butt. Put it in my butt. That is the parrot mimicking the girl. She was begging for butts. So get yourself a parrot. Because it got this whole. This whole case got solved because the parrot kept repeating what the guy said. That's a great story. Happened, like, 2017, and they had to redo the. They found a bunch of stuff because of the parrot. And get me a parrot after this name. It skips. All right, go ahead.
Brett Veseley
Unless you got Mastodon, Bullet for My Valentine Primus. My Name Is Mud for the Hot Dog Girl. Mud Vein. Beastie Boys. Static X. Somewhat Stupid for Shannon Sharp. Kill switch. Engage Megadeth Blackstabs. Well, we played that new one for Manson yesterday in the Air Tonight cover. So, yeah, if we should check that.
Larry McFeely
I asked Larry about it, and I said, what? What do you think? Because we only listened to. He covered the. The Phil Collins in the Air tonight. We listened from the drum solo on when that song gets Going. Larry said, it takes too long. I said, we're not adding that. He goes, it takes too long to get going. Let's see.
Unknown
Let's check it out.
Larry McFeely
Let's see. He may be right. Marilyn Manson drones that that song is familiar enough that we all know it to the point of, like, can it still be good? Especially if Marilyn Manson's kind of. But we'll find out.
Unknown
We could do our own edit.
Larry McFeely
Just from the drum solo on. Just skip the whole story that begins there. That's not a bad idea.
Unknown
There's plenty of songs. A long intro out of.
Larry McFeely
You just want clips. You get into that age. It's like, I don't need to. I don't need this story. It's pouring to you. Music's like porn. Just get to the. Get to the chorus. Don't, Boris. Get to the chorus. Yeah, we'll do it. It'll be the new one for Marilyn Manson's in the Air Tonight. It's the. The COVID of Phil Collins and it sounded cool yesterday. The little part we heard. But Larry may be right. He didn't change much of it.
Brett Veseley
No, I mean, the original song takes a while to get to it too, so.
Larry McFeely
But it was. Because it was first. We'll see.
Unknown
And it surprised you?
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Marilyn Manson. It's in the air tonight. See if we like it together. It's 98. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - April 23, 2025 Episode Summary
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Episode Focus: Shannon Sharpe's Denials of Sexual Assault Allegations and Kanye West's Controversial Hooligan Choir Ad
The episode delves deep into the controversy surrounding former NFL star Shannon Sharpe, who is currently facing allegations of sexual assault involving a 20-year-old Instagram model. The hosts discuss the intricacies of the case, focusing on the nature of the evidence—primarily rough sex texts—and the legal and social implications of such allegations.
Key Discussions:
Nature of the Texts:
Legal Implications:
Perception vs. Reality:
Settlement Offers:
Insights:
The episode shifts focus to Kanye West's latest endeavor—a choir that explicitly requires members to wear swastika shirts. This controversial move has sparked outrage and confusion among the public and authorities alike.
Key Discussions:
Nature of the Ad:
Public and Legal Backlash:
Impact on Community and Safety:
Kanye's Public Image:
Insights:
Throughout the episode, the hosts draw parallels between personal actions, legal consequences, and how these shape public perception. They explore the thin line between consensual actions and actions that can be perceived as abusive or coercive, especially when digital evidence is involved.
Key Highlights:
Digital Footprints:
Celebrity Influence:
Consent and Coercion:
Conclusions:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness navigates the murky waters of celebrity controversies, legal battles, and the long-lasting impact of digital communications. Through engaging discussions and thoughtful analysis, the hosts encourage listeners to critically assess the information presented and consider the broader implications of personal actions in the public sphere.