04-24-25 - BR - THU - Apple Music's User Agreement Says You Won't Make Nuclear Weapons - Distracted Driving Month Has Us Challenging Brady That He Hasn't Eaten While Driving - Canadian Wins World's Best Pizza

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (April 24, 2025)

Hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show on 98 KUPD. In the April 24, 2025 episode, the hosts delve into a variety of engaging topics, blending humor, current events, and interactive segments to entertain and inform their listeners.

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1. Apple Music's User Agreement Controversy

The episode kicks off with a humorous yet critical look at Apple Music's user agreement, which allegedly contains a clause preventing users from utilizing the app to create nuclear or chemical weapons.

• Larry McFeely (07:26):
  "You've promised that you won't use Apple's music app to make nuclear or chemical weapons."

• John Holmberg (07:38):
  "Son of a bitch. I'm canceling."

The hosts debate the absurdity of such clauses, questioning the practicality and intent behind them, ultimately mocking the overreaching nature of lengthy user agreements.

2. Distracted Driving Awareness Month: Eating While Driving

In observance of National Distracted Driving Awareness Month, the hosts engage in a playful challenge aimed at proving whether Brady Bogen can eat while driving—a nod to the dangers of multitasking on the road.

• Larry McFeely (12:14):
  "Brady, 72% of people who eat while driving admit they've tried some risky meals like soup, barbecue ribs, or a bowl of hot soup."

• Doug Hopkins (16:38):
  "You frosted up a spoonful now and again while the car's in motion."

Through spirited banter, the hosts discuss various distractions drivers face, from technology to handling messy foods like rib dishes and ice creams, emphasizing the importance of staying focused behind the wheel.

3. $5,000 Giveaway: Guess the Price Challenge

Adding excitement to the episode, the hosts introduce a contest where listeners can win $5,000 by guessing the total price of a specific pizza and wings order. Participants are instructed to text their guesses, with the closest estimate winning the prize.

• Dick Toledo (20:49):
  "A poll found the average parent takes 1,000 photos of their kid in the first year. About three a day."
  (Note: This timestamp appears to be unrelated to the giveaway, but it's indicative of the show's playful nature.)

• Doug Hopkins (23:07):
  "John, you've got to be in here for a reason."

The segment features humorous exchanges about overspending on food delivery, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and rapport while encouraging listener participation.

4. Celebrating Culinary Excellence: Canadian Chef Wins

Larry McFeely shares exciting news about Mirko de Agata, the executive chef of Pizzeria Number 900, who recently won the "World's Best Neapolitan Pizza" award in Las Vegas.

• Larry McFeely (24:21):
  "Mirko de Agata, the executive chef of pizzeria number 900, just won the world's best Neapolitan pizza award in Las Vegas."

• Dick Toledo (25:11):
  "Canada has pizza, Brady. It's very Americanized."

The discussion turns to the authenticity of international pizza styles, with hosts humorously debating the merits of Canadian versus American pizza offerings.

5. Additional Highlights

The episode also touches on various other topics, including:

• DUI Arrest Story:
  A 33-year-old USPS worker, Caitlin Dye, was arrested for DUI in Florida while on duty, highlighting issues of responsibility and safety.

• Guinness World Record:
  Congratulations to Liesel Benecki for holding the title of the largest collection of Minions, boasting 1,035 Minion characters.

• Cultural Insights:
  A segment on Indonesia's Manini Festival, where families exhume and celebrate with their deceased loved ones, showcasing unique cultural practices.

6. Listener Engagement and Interactive Segments

Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain high listener engagement through contests, humorous dialogues, and interactive storytelling.

• Brady Report:
  Brady Bogen delivers exclusive news updates, referred to as the "Brady Report," adding a personalized touch to current events.

• Pick of the Litter:
  A heartwarming segment promoting pet adoption, highlighting animals in need of forever homes.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg (07:38):
  "Son of a bitch. I'm canceling."

• Doug Hopkins (16:38):
  "You frosted up a spoonful now and again while the car's in motion."

• Larry McFeely (24:21):
  "Mirko de Agata, the executive chef of pizzeria number 900, just won the world's best Neapolitan pizza award in Las Vegas."

• Dick Toledo (25:11):
  "Canada has pizza, Brady. It's very Americanized."

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Conclusion: This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully blends humor, current events, and interactive segments to create an engaging listening experience. From poking fun at user agreements to celebrating pizza prowess and addressing important safety issues, the hosts deliver a well-rounded and entertaining show for their Arizona audience.

For more information or to participate in giveaways, listeners are encouraged to tune in weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), via the 98KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com.

Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Doug Hopkins]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Doug Hopkins]

Come on. No, no he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. There you go. Absolute zero. It's stone sour everybody. And we're closing in on the Doug Hopkins pricing game. Oh, that nightmare of the Doug Hopkins pricing game is making some people crazy. I bet a lot of emails of people very angry at me for spending too much on doordash. Do you ever cook? Like, calm down. This is not about me. I mean, how come? What do you get doordash every night? Jesus Christ Rockefeller. I'm like, don't make this about money. Maybe I overspend on doordash a little bit. I will spend for convenience. They're at your house all the time. It's five receipts. You don't know how far back these go.

[Larry McFeely]

I slacked on the receipt last week, too.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're fine. Yeah. You got one Rockefeller. Get your hands out of my pockets. This one's going to blow your mind today, though. Speaking of blowing your mind, I made a huge mistake of introducing TVs Doug Hockman's to Meta glasses.

[Larry McFeely]

That's all he's wearing now.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, not only is it all he's wearing, you can make phone calls on it.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, boy.

[Doug Hopkins]

Hey, Meta, call John. And that's happening a lot. And he just learned it last night. Here's. Here's a photo of TV's Doug Hopkins laying topless in bed on the phone with me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, come on.

[Doug Hopkins]

In his Meta glasses. I know. I'm calling you from my glasses, and I'm like, I'm wearing mine, too. We're talking to each other through glasses. I'm like, I know.

[Larry McFeely]

I can hear you breathe.

[Doug Hopkins]

There is nothing about this conversation that we need to continue. Shut up.

[Larry McFeely]

Anyway, whether second. Pauses.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, we don't.

[Larry McFeely]

You're in town.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, not with. No. I have told him very similar things Shannon told that girl. I'm gonna choke you, Doug. I don't want to get choked. Well, I don't think you have a choice in the matter. I think it was the exact same verbiage. But then he's telling me last night, how do you get messages? How do I send messages on here? And I'm like, well, you just have to go, hey, Meta, send John a message. And you want to go through messenger or whatever you're using. No, I'm just using basic message. I'm like, all right. I'm like, google this, Doug. You Google it. I'm like, no, you Google this. I'm not. I'm not. Meta's support. But my phone rings, and now my little glasses will say, incoming call from Doug Hopkins. Oh, no. And I haven't figured out how to do the homework. The muted homework. I don't know how to mute without using my actual phone. But he's got.

[Larry McFeely]

Can't you ask Meta?

[Doug Hopkins]

I'm gonna post that picture of Doug on.

[Larry McFeely]

Hey, madam. Mute.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'm gonna do it. Toledo. It looks. By the way, Doug looks great in the glasses. He might be wearing them in his next. His next TV commercial. He's very excited about it. He's laying down with his shirt off and his glasses talking to me. It's fun. If you get a call from Doug, it's usually from his glasses. Or if you call Doug Hopkins 1-800-cell. Now he might answer on his face. So he might have it right there on his nose. His phone. He's very excited about it, but it just means more phone calls I got to try to figure out to get around. But we got the $5,000 giveaway in a little bit. We'll tell you the receipt in a second. In the meantime, Brady has all the news that only he knows. It's called the Brady Report and it's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades shade up that space in your backyard that's got too much sun in it. The shades are commercial grade industrial strength custom fit to your house down to an eighth of an inch. There are no gaps. There are no problems. The installation is done right there by their in house team. The installers are experts at what they do and they've been doing it for years. Put some shade on your house today. Make it happen. All pro shade.com Brady report it good.

[Larry McFeely]

Thursday morning to you Phoenix.

[Chris Porter]

Hello world.

[Larry McFeely]

Hi Happy national pigs in a blanket day.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Never would have known that today you can celebrate.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, I don't even know where to get them. I just sent Toledo. A picture of Doug with a shirt off came up on Toledo's wristwatch. It's disturbing.

[Larry McFeely]

Couple of basis fun facts. The MLB team that had the most in season babies.

[Doug Hopkins]

A baseball team that had the most babies during the year because Shohei Ohtani just his girl gave birth.

[Dick Toledo]

Ben Zobrist. Whatever.

[Larry McFeely]

You are not playing the entire team. The Rays, the Cleveland Guardians.

[Doug Hopkins]

What?

[Larry McFeely]

Since the paternity list was instituted in 2011, Cleveland has had 27 players go on leave more than any other team. The LA Angels had the least with just six paternity absences.

[Doug Hopkins]

Interesting. I'm trying to think of a team that had the most like Dominicans on it.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I was that's why I was going like Florida, Tampa Bay somewhere down there.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's why I said that the Dodgers would have been my choice though most Mexicans most.

[Dick Toledo]

They would keep the most Japanese.

[Larry McFeely]

They're higher in Jimmy hats.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, I'm trying to think of.

[Larry McFeely]

A.

[John Holmberg]

Lot of pixelation on the Dodgers.

[Doug Hopkins]

The Dodgers now have gone full Asian. There's no Mormon baseball. No.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's a tough one. Cleveland. They must have one guy just busting the Curve on the football would be.

[Dick Toledo]

The Samoan teams, right?

[Larry McFeely]

That would up the curve.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, but would that bring family?

[Dick Toledo]

I think so.

[Larry McFeely]

You've promised that you won't use Apple, Apple's music app, to make nuclear or chemical weapons, and you don't even realize it. That's a line in the terms and conditions you agreed to.

[John Holmberg]

Son of a bitch. I'm canceling.

[Doug Hopkins]

What's it say?

[Larry McFeely]

You've promised that you won't use Apple's music app to make nuclear or chemical weapons.

[Doug Hopkins]

I promised that or they told me? I guess that's something you read and.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't read all that. Come on, South Park.

[Doug Hopkins]

I remember seeing something about it.

[Dick Toledo]

Nuclear. Oh, man.

[Doug Hopkins]

Was somebody gonna do that?

[John Holmberg]

Well, screw you, Apple Music. I'm going to Spotify then.

[Larry McFeely]

Gotta be in there for a reason.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, yeah, because now I'm curious, like, what's in that algorithm? What's in that program that makes it so. Boy, if they. If they want to stop listening to Dua Lipa, they're two steps away from atom fusion. Like, really, If I don't listen to illusion, there's something in there, they go, what else do you want to do with Apple Music? I'm like, I don't know. Can we split atoms? Sure, easy. You promised you wouldn't, though. Well, I've broken promises before. Let's.

[Dick Toledo]

What's. What's my repercussions?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Well, you have a nuclear. You have nuclear capabilities. It's a lot of folks upset about that. There's your repercussions. The Israelis are going to bomb your house.

[Dick Toledo]

But my point is, do I not get to download Dr. Dre anymore?

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, you can download them. You can still use it for music. It's just. Yeah, yeah. You start dancing around the wrong thing. Is there a song? Nuke the Nuke Them Till the Ground Glows is like a country song, I think, or something like that. They has to be. Absolutely. They're all about waving a flag and blowing up foreigners.

[Larry McFeely]

Before Hugo Boss became the International Fashion Company, I mean, a lot of us knew that they made the uniforms for the Nazis. No one knew until 1997, when the company showed up on a list of Swiss bank accounts and the company admitted they're Nazi ties. I didn't know.

[Doug Hopkins]

Honestly, I'd keep that quiet, too.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's just. Yeah. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Every year that went by, they're like, we're getting away with this. Like, nobody's ever gonna know.

[John Holmberg]

It's not a selling point.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's something you're just not Real proud of. Later they find them, look, 40 years later, 50 years later, they're kind of like, oh, no. Well, we should probably say something. I don't think people are still going to be that mad.

[Larry McFeely]

Americans always picture Godzilla being green. But in the Japanese movie, he was never green.

[Doug Hopkins]

It was gray, wasn't he?

[Larry McFeely]

He was gray. Charcoal gray.

[Doug Hopkins]

I never thought he was green either. Get the. I used to.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes, I did.

[Doug Hopkins]

When I was a little kid. When you'd have a Godzilla toy. I didn't want the green one. It was the cheap.

[Larry McFeely]

That's all they had.

[Doug Hopkins]

No, no, you get the gray one. I had a big gray one. It's cool. Mothra was also gray. Was the only two I had. Mothra was cool. No, wait. I had Gamera, the spinning turtle. Mothra was the actual moth.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that the three headed one? No, Mothra was the hydra.

[Doug Hopkins]

I think that's Greek mythology. I don't think that's in the three headed.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, there is that one.

[Doug Hopkins]

I just remember Gamma had the. It was the turtle. That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's the one I remember.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, that was the cheap one. That's green. You don't want that.

[John Holmberg]

550 bucks.

[Doug Hopkins]

No kidding. Should have got the green one.

[Dick Toledo]

No kidding.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, mine was gray. It was big too. Mine was like a foot. It was like a 12 inch. It was as big as my O.J. simpson doll.

[Dick Toledo]

King Gaidora.

[Doug Hopkins]

I wish I still had that dragon. Man. I wish I still had that O.J. simpson doll. It was the best.

[Dick Toledo]

Rodan was the pterodactyl.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's kind of the one I had right there. That's. That's a little bit better than mine.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, and then his little offspring.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, yeah, little. Little Godzilla. Little zill. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of like the one I had. It didn't come with the sun. He hadn't procreated with girl Godzilla.

[Dick Toledo]

He took calling it Godzilla online.

[Doug Hopkins]

But did he have to have sex with a girl Godzilla? Where's she? Or is he one of those things that lays its own egg?

[Dick Toledo]

Asexual.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't know how he works. He's nuclear. Made him on apple ice. Good point. Why am I being so bigoted towards. Sure. Hey, you, think about it.

[John Holmberg]

What pronoun is he shows up furious.

[Doug Hopkins]

Shows up furious once a month and wrecks everything. Godzilla was a woman.

[Larry McFeely]

April is a national Distracted Driving Awareness Month. And in a new report, 86% of drivers admit to being distracted by technology, usually by their phones. But that's not the only thing that keeping our Focus off the road Getting ready while driving 27% of drivers admit to working on their appearance while driving.

[Doug Hopkins]

Still getting running a little late and throwing some makeup on. We're talking about ladies. Are guys still combing their hair in the mirror.

[Larry McFeely]

Or doing their nails now? Eating while driving. Brady 72% of people who eat while driving admit they've tried some risky meals like soup, barbecue ribs or a bowl of hot soup.

[Doug Hopkins]

You've done that. You've eaten a ribbon driven.

[Larry McFeely]

No lies. No lies.

[Doug Hopkins]

You've cracked.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't want to. We weren't eating anything that gets on the fingers of the hands.

[Doug Hopkins]

You don't have to worry about that. You worked at Porkopolis. You're telling me. Not once did you drive home with a little styrofoam box and reach in there and pull out some ribs.

[Larry McFeely]

You're correct.

[Doug Hopkins]

You liar. You're a liar.

[Larry McFeely]

Creating content what do you mean you.

[Doug Hopkins]

Don'T like things in your hands? You had sauce motos.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but let's not get my fingers in the sauce.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he's dainty.

[Larry McFeely]

He's dainty. You kept the fry in the sauce.

[Doug Hopkins]

I get it. But you're still eating sauced materials. How are we to know you didn't just break out those Porkopolis ribs naked and then put some sauce tins in your didn't do it. Well, I don't believe you. I think he's. I think he's in denial.

[Larry McFeely]

Creating content while driving 74 of people say the most embarrassing distraction is filming videos or creating social media content while driving.

[Doug Hopkins]

Sickness medicate.

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[Doug Hopkins]

Homburg's morning sickness. How about. Did you. Have you ever eaten with utensils? No, you have not. You have not had something in your center console. You've.

[Larry McFeely]

No way.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, like a cake. You've had a. You've had a slice of cake. No, no, no. I'm saying that he's driving along and it's soft, smooth, moist, delicious.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Doug Hopkins]

And he drops the fork right down. Ice cream.

[Larry McFeely]

Now I've had.

[Doug Hopkins]

Cancelled. You've eaten a Frost. That's right.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't do it driving. You do Blizzard. I've had a blizzard.

[Doug Hopkins]

Stop lights. And you've had a spoon in it. That's huge.

[Larry McFeely]

But most of the time when I'm driving, I'm not spoon. I. It. I don't do it too often. I don't park.

[Dick Toledo]

Look, what are you eating it with?

[Doug Hopkins]

Like pedophile. Yeah, you park and stare into the distance and just.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes.

[Doug Hopkins]

You don't pull over for it. That's making love.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but only on stops.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're spooning at the. In the driver's seat. You have spoon food into your mouth.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, okay. That's all I'm asking. I didn't say it's every.

[Larry McFeely]

No, but when the car is like, if it's rolling. I'm not spooning.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[Larry McFeely]

You're mid spoon.

[Doug Hopkins]

When the light goes green, you're lying to all.

[Larry McFeely]

I want that red light to last long.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, you're lying to all of us, but most importantly, you're lying to yourself. We know for a fact that you steered with your little thighs and spooned out some Frosty. I've seen you with a Frosty.

[Larry McFeely]

You're on the Frosty, but not really. It's on the.

[Doug Hopkins]

Brady stops him. Stop it. This is. You can only help yourself if you tell the truth. This is bull. You frosted up a spoonful now and again while the car's in motion.

[John Holmberg]

Does ice cream count? Like, you know, like cone or something?

[Doug Hopkins]

Spoon.

[John Holmberg]

And if there's ever any of that.

[Doug Hopkins]

There'S a McDonald's cone. That's available. That dude's face is covered in it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, never done that. The McDonald's cone, you have Sunday.

[Dick Toledo]

Never a Sunday.

[Larry McFeely]

Sunday. But I've never had the.

[John Holmberg]

You've never done a cone.

[Doug Hopkins]

And if you've had a sundae, the only way to eat it is with a spoon. And there is no way. There is no way you haven't cracked the top of that little plastic thing.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I did. I've never driven with the Sunday.

[Doug Hopkins]

Lies. Lies.

[Larry McFeely]

I've had my Sundaes in the McDonald's.

[Doug Hopkins]

No lies. And you've felt that warm fudge at.

[Larry McFeely]

The bottom of the McFlurry.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're digging that spoon deep. And the McFlurry you have to eat with a spoon. You have driven. Shot.

[Dick Toledo]

But can you.

[Larry McFeely]

The Frosty and McFlurry, that would be.

[Doug Hopkins]

You have driven with your knees. Yeah, okay, fine.

[Larry McFeely]

Not with the knees.

[Doug Hopkins]

And spooned out some McFlurry.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I can do it with.

[Doug Hopkins]

You just don't drive. You just let it free bird for a little while while you're spooning it out. You don't even have the decency to steer with your legs for a second. I can't reach.

[Dick Toledo]

You know what it is? Does that new Lincoln have that lane?

[Larry McFeely]

It does.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right.

[Larry McFeely]

That's why.

[Dick Toledo]

That's it.

[Doug Hopkins]

So you use technology so you can have a meal.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes, it's techn. Technology kicked in.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Doug Hopkins]

Why don't you have a Tesla? Just let it drive while you enjoy a steak.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a tomahawk out there.

[Larry McFeely]

He's going to town.

[Doug Hopkins]

Kirby's in the back. I need some more Pellegrino. Did you get another dash of that baby Watson? Those potatoes are.

[Larry McFeely]

Pass. Pass the potatoes.

[Dick Toledo]

John.

[Larry McFeely]

We have a lazy Susan in the john.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm a seismologist out here in California and our seismometers are registering the amount of bs.

[Doug Hopkins]

A lot of bull right there. What? He was arguing again? No, the semantics of his argument was he's not steering with his legs. He doesn't even have the decency to keep us safe with some thigh driving. He just takes his hands and legs off the wheel and lets it coast for a while while he has to have some of that Frosty.

[Larry McFeely]

I can get a spoon in three seconds.

[Doug Hopkins]

So here's the other thing I'm thinking you probably do. You put the Frosty in your cup holder. That way you can one hand it and then.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I haven't done that.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yes, you.

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, no, I haven't thought about that. That's a good move. Now there it is.

[Doug Hopkins]

You know why I haven't thought about it? Because you're in a food race.

[Larry McFeely]

It doesn't last long.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're in a blinding forgettable food rage. It's like when people kill and then they. They black it out. What do they call that? Your repressed memories.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

I've seen you with a frosty. It's not human. And you have put that in the center of a console and eaten it. Not realized it's half gone by the time you get home.

[Larry McFeely]

Too much of a gap from the cup holder to the of dripping in the car stuff's.

[Doug Hopkins]

So do you have a little like a. Like a coach's whistle with a holder around your neck so it just goes straight?

[Larry McFeely]

That would be a great invention.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady. Come on, stop shaming your family name. I admit it. I'll eat a whole Panda express meal.

[Larry McFeely]

As I'm driving.

[Doug Hopkins]

That I want to see and the person I want to see. Do it will do it today. His name is Brady. There's no doubt my mind. You've utensil up a meal, Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

The array of food that you have. There's no way you haven't driven home with a bucket of KFC or a bucket of Fazoli's and not grabbed.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but that's. You don't need utensils for the kfc.

[Doug Hopkins]

You've eaten fried chicken. Yep. While you're driving. Who hasn't while you're driving?

[Larry McFeely]

No, no.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're saying his reaction was. Why is that shocking? That's. And you don't want any sauce on you, but that greasy ass chicken will be on your finger. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

The original recipe napkin.

[Doug Hopkins]

You wrap it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Put a condom on drumstick.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got his.

[Doug Hopkins]

God, he's got his kfc. I don't think he realizes. I don't think he realizes how sick he is. He wraps a condom around the chicken leg and eats it.

[Dick Toledo]

John, is bag fries a violation? Because I think everybody does.

[Doug Hopkins]

Everybody does bag fries. Everyone does bag fries. You can't not do bag fries. They taste great.

[Larry McFeely]

And I don't have to eat. And no ketchup.

[Doug Hopkins]

No. I don't usually catch sas moto for then raising crazy cane sauce.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, right, I forgot.

[Larry McFeely]

A poll found the Average parent takes 1,000 photos of their kid in the first year. About three a day.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's too many. You need about four. Oh, ready? I've got it right here. $5,000 to somebody out. You're not getting it every day. You get it at May 3rd. You get it at you fest. But you got a qualifier. Here is today's order.

[John Holmberg]

Rockefeller. What'd you order this time?

[Doug Hopkins]

This one is a little Rockefeller. I'm looking at this like, what was I thinking? All right. Service fee was $6.76. Delivery fee was 2 bucks. I threw a $6 tip on you. This is. This is too much. I overspent. This is dumb. Dillbert. I like Dilbert. One pepperoni, fresh mozzarella, roasted mushrooms as well. One pizza and one order of chicken wings plain. Brady was going to eat them in the car, so we. One pepperoni, fresh mozzarella and roasted mushrooms. One order of chicken wings from Dobert. You guessed the price. Text. 97936. Guess the price. Exactly. We qualify you to be drawn. Toledo calls you and says, congratulations. You're going to you fest. You're one of six people that might win $5,000. And all you got to do is guess a price. It's as simple as that. Doug Hopkins. Amazing game. Brady. What is your guess? Dober. Good stuff. You haven't been to Dover? They just opened one up on Camelback in Central. What do you mean I gotta do it again. What are you doing?

[Dick Toledo]

Calculating.

[Larry McFeely]

What do you got? I did. I have a calculator. But I put the decimal point in the wrong number.

[Doug Hopkins]

Thousands of dollars.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

You might not be that far off. It's a little expensive for a pizza and some wings.

[Larry McFeely]

Wait a minute.

[Dick Toledo]

When you calculate this, you're. You're adding cents to his order to.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Wow.

[Doug Hopkins]

Rookie. Wow. But of course he's kept us all safe on the roads by never ever. Yeah. This is again. Look at him. He's in a blind frenzy right there. Brett, do you have a guest with just a brain guess like a normal person.

[John Holmberg]

74. 35.

[Larry McFeely]

Pepperoni pizza order wings.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And then the service charges and tip.

[Doug Hopkins]

14. 14. 15 bucks on that. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

61.68.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right. You say 61.68. You said what? 74.

[John Holmberg]

74.

[Doug Hopkins]

One of you is within $4. How about that? I'm not saying either direction either. It's an eight dollar swing on each of those. One of you is within four bucks. What was your guess again?

[Larry McFeely]

61.68.

[Doug Hopkins]

And you?

[John Holmberg]

7435.

[Doug Hopkins]

One of you is within four dollars. Who is it though? You got a text. Find out. And no decimal points. 97936. Text away. Maybe win $5,000. As easy as that? Just guess a price for Christ's sake. Bob Barker and Drew Carey have done it for 60 years. It's a popular thing. Good luck to all of you. Doug Hopkins might meet you right there at you fest. Give you a check for 5,000 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

We have a shirt off and his meta glasses on.

[Doug Hopkins]

He doesn't wear a shirt a lot of times. Evidently he will be wearing the meta glasses, that's for sure. Brady, continue.

[Larry McFeely]

Speaking of pizza. Mirko de Agata, the executive chef of pizzeria number 900, just won the world's best Neapolitan pizza award in Las Vegas. I gotta go to this.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, calm down.

[Larry McFeely]

World pizza competition.

[Doug Hopkins]

How have they not had one of those in your storm drain?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know.

[Doug Hopkins]

You guys have food contests in it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Especially with the backyard pizza ovens everybody's got now.

[Larry McFeely]

And this pizza oven. Oh my God.

[Doug Hopkins]

And Gilbert with the keep up with the Joneses pizza ovens that they know never used. Can you imagine?

[Larry McFeely]

Doesn't you use it once or twice?

[Doug Hopkins]

Sure. Calm down, calm down. I'm not saying. Jesus Christ. They have the let's kill Brady in the storm drain contest. It would be a pizza contest.

[Larry McFeely]

So pizzeria number 900. The other thing is, dude's Canadian.

[Doug Hopkins]

They can do things.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's what they're saying. Hey, Canada. We make the best pizza in Canada.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's what they're. Canada has pizza, Brady. It's very Americanized. Look out, Trump, you got a supporter. And Brady and I agree. Brady. It's. Why? Why in the world they're eating our food? They're doing. They're being white like us. Why don't we just make a mistake?

[Larry McFeely]

I got to get the heads up on the international pizza.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the one thing you would be openly honest about with your neighbors, about how bad their pizza is.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't know that you know what pizza is. Are you Canadian?

[Larry McFeely]

Tell you what, those pizza ovens, they. You got to burn to learn.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, that's enough. You think. You think this stuff would be interesting to someone? It's just not, Brady. We're gonna have it as a steak. They make pizza pie. I didn't know that. They're very American.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what we call slicer.

[Doug Hopkins]

My favorite slice is the one in my hand. I'll tell you that right now. That's for sure.

[Larry McFeely]

This 33 year old USPS worker named Caitlin Dye, she was arrested for DUI in Florida earlier this month while on duty. She must have been blitzed too, because witnesses called the police when they saw the USPS mail truck driving the wrong way on a road. While the driver was throwing plastic cups out of the vehicle, the truck was also swerving in the lane, making U turns.

[Doug Hopkins]

Morning sickness medicate KUPD Spring is.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP. Guns.com it's John Holmberg here.

[Doug Hopkins]

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[Larry McFeely]

Pulled Caitlin over and she appeared confused and disoriented. She failed the field sobriety test. Cop ask her if she had been drinking and she admitted that she'd been invited into a house party on her route. She went in and drank two shots of vodka. I think she did more than that.

[Doug Hopkins]

What a lightweight. Mid route, I think. Oh, there it is. Somebody just emailed and said, what kind of Jew tip is six bucks? I'm like, first off, it's delivery. Second, service fee and delivery charge was eight bucks.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So, yeah, whatever, Rockefeller.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's exactly right. You're gonna hit me with server charges and delivery fees. I assume the tip for delivery has been covered.

[Dick Toledo]

I've explained that to the driver, too, before.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't. I don't talk to the driver. I don't care about that. You're only picking up and dropping off. You didn't slave over this. Yeah. You're just fine with that. And I think Delivery stuff is 15, 20% for delivery. They don't get the whole shebang. You're not getting 20, 25 just for driving it to my house. Yeah, especially if you're charging me service fees and gas and all that. I'm like, okay, we're covering all your expenses here. I'm gonna drop you a little extra, but it's not going to be the full 20 on top of that. Don't call me it. Screw you.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, here we go.

[Doug Hopkins]

Eat a D, Aaron. I tip amazing in restaurants. Deliveries. You get a good amount, you're getting tipped. But it's not going to be crazy unless you do something great. Hey, stop making my bag of food smell like pot the entire time, too. Maybe that'll cut.

[Dick Toledo]

My son been delivering to you?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yo, dude. The last order I got smelled so much like pot, I almost didn't eat it. Like, I think my food's high.

[Larry McFeely]

Congratulations to Liesel Benecki. She's in the Guinness World Record book for the largest collection of minions. She started collecting them in 20. 2010, and now she's got a thousand 35 minion characters in her house, and she's got everything. There's a picture of her in her minion row.

[John Holmberg]

Pal to she.

[Doug Hopkins]

It doesn't matter.

[Larry McFeely]

Single.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'd like to make. I'd like to make a prediction that this is not the. Oh, I'm in. I'm in a trance. She's also going to be in the record books in a little while for world's oldest female version. She's going to never have sex with anyone. Because the second you go in there and see all those little yellow eyeballs.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, well, she either did before she started collecting. She has a daughter.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's not hers. Yeah, it's not hers.

[John Holmberg]

She'd inherited it.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, that was passed down.

[John Holmberg]

Sister's a tweaker or something, so.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, that's one of those. Oh, my sister got pregnant at 12 I'll take it. Yeah. Or then how about this? Then she'll be in the record books ago. Oh, I'm having another Trance world's most impressive regrowth of a hymen. I think will be the next time she comes in to get us. It does grow back. And it grows back. It looks like a giant hot air balloon hanging off of the front of her.

[Dick Toledo]

Yikes.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's gonna. Because it's. It's got a scream for attention. Yeah. The also. Oh, oh, oh. She's gonna be in the record book again. Also for tightest vagina in the world. Most impenetrable space on earth. Have an easier time breaking into Fort Knox.

[Larry McFeely]

Got a couple of radio videos.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, we're going to learn a.

[Larry McFeely]

Little something on this first one.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God.

[Larry McFeely]

About a festival that happens in Indonesia. A small town. I'm scared. It's called the Manini Festival. Every few years families lovingly exhume the bodies of their deceased loved ones and dress them up and hang out with them for the afternoon. Parade them around. I'm looking at Meemaw. You'll see. Yikes. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

How are we just now seeing this?

[Larry McFeely]

I know. Where is this Indonesia to try.

[Doug Hopkins]

Every few years, families lovingly exhume their ancestors, dress them in fresh clothes and celebrate with them as if they never left.

[Larry McFeely]

After the celebration, they place them back with the makeup.

[Doug Hopkins]

Is a way to honor the dead and keep their memory alive. These people put a smoke in that one guy's mouth.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

How this might be like cigarettes. So much part of a death festival in Indonesia tribe. Every few years families love. I gotta tell you, their ancestors dress them in fresh well preserved. If they never left, they don't look that much different than the living. People holding coffins this unique. That last one that looked a little bit like it was from Star Wars. Might be. I've never heard of this. That's something we just now know. Shouldn't we have nuked that area?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, probably.

[Doug Hopkins]

We gotta get rid of them. That's. They're toying around with dead bodies. There's something wrong with the entire culture.

[Larry McFeely]

The next one is some broads coming out of the BJ's restaurant. Kind of hot. And this is a little takedown. She's a little upset or something like faster.

[Dick Toledo]

She's hot.

[Larry McFeely]

No, she's coming out mad in a car.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, she's a human on foot. She's gonna talk to the cops. Cops are on the way. Oh, she's. Oh, the co Military takedown. Yes. That was a Form tackle, heads up, play 60. She charges the cop, and he's like, no, no, no. Nobody walks towards me like that. Drops her ass. Yes.

[Dick Toledo]

He knocked the wind out of her.

[Larry McFeely]

Did you hear?

[Doug Hopkins]

And then another cop sits on her feet.

[Dick Toledo]

Listen.

[Doug Hopkins]

How'S it going, sir?

[Larry McFeely]

Are you.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, man, I could watch that a thousand times. She's waving her arms like Conor McGregor walking towards that cop. He's having none of it. Oh, that is the best tackle I've seen in a long time. Military takedown. Oh, I love that. Do it again. Show that lady getting black. What did she. She was complaining she got overcharged sitting.

[Larry McFeely]

On the patio and they called because she wouldn't leave or something.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, man. And he gets her off the ground. I mean, that is. That's on the COVID of NFL's greatest hits. That is a clean tag, slow center ground. Well, yeah, you don't want to go to the ground with your head to the side, because then you'll knock yourself out. He's got it. He's got a little too far under her arm because as they hit the ground, his head's first in. But, yeah, he. He turns it sideways and makes sure her body hits first. What a shot. He's going to the Pro Bowl.

[Larry McFeely]

And this is some footage from the. The. The Pope that we haven't seen. We've seen him.

[Doug Hopkins]

You know, he met a smack. The lady he hit that woman shook that kid.

[Larry McFeely]

This one I missed. This is the first.

[Doug Hopkins]

Here it is. It says, pope's meeting a black guy.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Bends down, a guy in a red dress is kissing the Pope in his wheelchair.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm like, watch the reactions.

[Doug Hopkins]

Hold on a second. He kissed. He kissed the white cardinal on the lips and the black cardinal. It was like he was. Looks like somebody was throwing AIDS at him.

[Larry McFeely]

And watching slow motion.

[Doug Hopkins]

How happy. Oh, he hates shaking hands with that black guy. Wow.

[Larry McFeely]

That was on Palm Sunday, too.

[Doug Hopkins]

That was just last week?

[Larry McFeely]

I think so.

[Doug Hopkins]

Well, that first guy died of whatever the Pope has. He kissed him a little. A little Tom Brady style. Lip to lip. That black Pope got the treatment. They didn't think he could walk, but he almost ran out of that wheelchair. You can't hear it, but in the audio, he screams in. In Spanish, my wallet. Policia. When he said he was going to meet a black cardinal, he thought Ozzie Smith was going to be there. He was very disappointed.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, Bob Gibson.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, you got videos, Brett? Yeah. All right, make it happen.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be quick about it. I normally wouldn't show this, but it's a dog fight. But it's funny of what happens.

[Doug Hopkins]

Dogs are fighting in a park. There's a lot of screaming. One dog has another dog. It's a German shepherd and a poodle.

[John Holmberg]

Watch to the right.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay. Here comes two more dogs. One lady trying to walk two dogs. And these dogs want to see what's going on. And they are dragging a human being across the park. Oh, that's terrible. It just looked like that German shepherd had the dog by the back. He wasn't shaking or doing anything crazy, but it wasn't good.

[John Holmberg]

Drugs are an amazing thing.

[Doug Hopkins]

Okay. Oh, there's a naked. There's the guy the Pope was trying to meet.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on, man. Put some clothes on. Think about the kids.

[Doug Hopkins]

They just runs headlong into a park.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God. No way. He's taking cars out.

[Doug Hopkins]

Running head first into park.

[Larry McFeely]

Like Oklahoma. Drill with the cars. Oh, I need to see.

[Doug Hopkins]

The naked black man running headlong into parked cars. Let me hear the first one again, man.

[Larry McFeely]

The new humans, man. Look, he going head up with cars, man. Brother, come on, man. Put some clothes on. Think about the kids. Is that's his head. Takes like a champ.

[Doug Hopkins]

God.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

I would watch them if they did commentary.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. Bath salts are amazing. All right.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end with this gem.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

This could be you.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh. Oh, this is my bite, kind of. I have a. Oh, yeah. This person has a couple bites on their back. Oh, that's not a butthole. That's just a hole in the crack of this person's ass. Oh. And they are rubbing this person's back. And then.

[Larry McFeely]

Is she a vineyard?

[Doug Hopkins]

There's a hole that's leaking out some rose. It is not blood, and it is not. And it doesn't look like the person's swollen or anything, but they're rubbing their back and then opening this. This homemade. This homemade. Yeah. That's Strawberry Hill, I think, coming out of there. What is that?

[John Holmberg]

Don't know.

[Doug Hopkins]

And they manufactured a hole in the top of the crack of this person's ass to drain them.

[John Holmberg]

It'll be you, brother.

[Doug Hopkins]

All the rose. That's a lady who spends too much time at Postinos. That's a Gilbert, mom. Oh, yeah. I wish there was sound to this because there is an extreme. An extreme amount of whatever liquid is inside this person coming out of that hole they carved in themselves. Wow. Chris Porter here.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, Chris Porter's here. 10pm Prov. Talked to Chris in a little bit. In the meantime, you can text 97936 and try to get your guess right for my dash of Doughberg. One pepperoni and fresh mozzarella. Roasted mushroom pizza. One order of plain chicken wings with about $14 in fees and tips. Add that in. Brady guess. 69 bucks. Is that correct?

[Larry McFeely]

61. 69.

[Doug Hopkins]

$61. And you guessed 74. Yeah. Yeah. One of you was within four bucks. 97936. Good luck. We'll get you in there. Chris Porter joins us next. There goes your Brady reporter.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not weird.

[Dick Toledo]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Larry McFeely]

No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's pick of the Litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Go to turfmonstersaz.com they help us out at lost our home pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's Peck of the Litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. It's this week. Pick of the litter, it's Jeff. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com you set the.

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