04-24-25 - Chris Porter - Tempe Improv - In Studio - Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

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Chris Porter (1:45)

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

Mo (1:47)

He's evil sitting right here.

John Holmberg (1:49)

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 to you, P. T. Chris porter's here. He's already diagnosed what's on my ass. We'll get to that in a second. And he's over at 10pm proud this weekend if you want to go. He popped it. Yeah, he gave it. You're the first person that I took a reach for it. These boys won't even help me out.

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: April 24, 2025 - Chris Porter at Tempe Improv - In Studio

Released on April 24, 2025, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD welcomed comedian Chris Porter to the studio at Tempe Improv. Hosted by John Holmberg, the episode was filled with sharp humor, candid conversations, and engaging banter between Holmberg and Porter, providing listeners with an entertaining morning experience.

Introduction and Initial Banter

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg introducing Chris Porter, setting the stage for a lively interaction. Their conversation quickly delves into a humorous anecdote about Porter being accused by "an agent of Satan himself."

[01:45] Chris Porter: "You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself."
[02:06] Chris Porter: "I know an aids leisure when I see it."

Holmberg and Porter playfully argue about the severity and implications of Porter's supposed ailment, showcasing their comedic chemistry and setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.

Upcoming Performances and Comedy Insights

A significant portion of the discussion centers around Chris Porter's upcoming shows at Tempe Improv and Stand Up Live. Porter shares his excitement and strategies for his performances, offering listeners a glimpse into his comedic process.

[02:23] John Holmberg: "At the Tempe Improv this weekend, Tonight through Sunday, if you want to go."
[10:49] Chris Porter: "Tonight you're not even doing comedy. You're just going to show the draft and make fun of the Raiders."

Porter discusses his plans to incorporate current events, such as the NFL draft, into his sets, emphasizing his ability to blend timely topics with humor.

Humorous Discussion on Relationships and Personal Life

Holmberg and Porter delve into personal territory, sharing jokes and stories about relationships, breakups, and the challenges of dating in their respective stages of life. Their candidness adds depth to the conversation, resonating with listeners who appreciate genuine dialogue mixed with humor.

[19:57] Chris Porter: "She was not ready to date someone. Yeah. She was still angry at someone that wasn't me."
[20:18] Chris Porter: "No, she hit me."

The duo humorously navigates the complexities of relationships, with Porter sharing his recent breakup and Holmberg offering his own perspectives on moving forward after a split.

Football Fandom and Team Rivalries

No Arizona morning show would be complete without a touch of sports, and Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers just that. Holmberg and Porter engage in a spirited discussion about their favorite football teams, expressing their support for the Chiefs while humorously critiquing rival teams like the Raiders and Broncos.

[22:11] Chris Porter: "And go Chiefs."
[23:05] Chris Porter: "Your Chiefs are on the end of the dynamite dynasty."
[22:25] Chris Porter: "We have solved the world's problems with the quarterback."

Their banter highlights the passionate fandom surrounding the Chiefs, blending sports talk seamlessly with their comedic flair.

Aging, Health, and Light-Hearted Self-Deprecation

As the conversation progresses, the hosts touch upon themes of aging and health, using self-deprecating humor to discuss the inevitable changes that come with time. Porter shares his experiences with alcohol tolerance, while Holmberg jokes about aging-related challenges.

[16:34] John Holmberg: "I'm 52."
[17:10] Chris Porter: "I think that might be a side effect of the AIDS."
[17:36] Chris Porter: "That's how great I am. That's how funny I am."

Their witty remarks about getting older resonate with listeners who relate to the humorous side of aging.

Closing Remarks and Words of Wisdom

In the final segment, Chris Porter offers heartfelt advice, emphasizing the importance of surrounding oneself with positive influences and fixing the world to the best of one's ability.

[22:02] Chris Porter: "Surround yourself with people that make you feel good."

Holmberg echoes this sentiment, reinforcing the episode's themes of personal growth and positivity.

Concluding Highlights

Throughout the episode, John Holmberg and Chris Porter maintain a balance of humor and relatable topics, making for an engaging and entertaining morning listen. Their dynamic interaction, punctuated with memorable quotes and candid discussions, showcases the essence of Holmberg's Morning Sickness as Arizona's premier morning radio show.

Notable Quotes:

Chris Porter [01:45]: "You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself."
Chris Porter [19:57]: "She was not ready to date someone. Yeah. She was still angry at someone that wasn't me."
Chris Porter [22:02]: "Surround yourself with people that make you feel good."

For more engaging conversations and the latest on Arizona's comedy scene, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or visit 98KUPD.com.