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Unknown
Oh, ouch.
John Holberg
Oh, it's like somebody in the tummy. Should we post pictures of my sunburn? Have you seen it?
Dick Toledo
No.
John Holberg
You want to see it? Yeah. Listen to Toledo's reaction to this. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Not this mio. Look at that.
Dick Toledo
Wow.
Unknown
Is it on fire? Is it heat?
John Holberg
No, I feel it's hot. Yeah, it's hot to the touch. Look at this pinstriping. Like the whole white.
Dick Toledo
Yes, I did see that. What was that? The side of the chair you were sitting in.
John Holberg
I was kind of leaning Joe's way. Joe was to my right. I was kind of giving him a little. Hey, you know, we're just chatting away.
Unknown
You should have wore that thong and rolled over and boiled that bite.
John Holberg
Man, you imagine this cold. The bite on my ass is in great shape right now. It just looks like some. Like I got cupping done in one spot on my butt. It's maroon. The spider bite is. Is clear anyway. Yeah, we could put some. I'll send a couple pictures over the sunburn. And yes, I know that people are like. You always talk about how you hate sunscreen. Yeah, I should have put a T shirt on. I'm a big one for covering up as a protection from the sun. And I just sat out there in 76 degrees thinking everything's fine. It wasn't. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@react defense.com, the home of tactical black. No defense for the sun. Except for being smart. And that's what you do when you learn how to defend yourself in any situation. Smart. I was dumb this weekend. Guess what? I got burned. And that can happen to you out on the streets too. You end up in a situation where you're walking around corners or in a place you shouldn't be. And people notice that. They notice victims. They see them before they're actually victimized. And you do that to yourself. I am a very, very bad person for walking around staring at my phone sometimes. And it's not really that I need to look at my phone. It's habit. And elevators. I noticed that this weekend. Everyone gets in an elevator and just to make it look like they. They're not standing like a nut bag like we used to do in elevators, everybody just looks at their phone. I don't even think you can get service in half the elevators. You do it to make yourself seem busy. You also got your head down. And you. And you. You have become a non aware human being. I noticed that I was in the other. I'm going to stop doing that. That's something I said. You know what? Keep your head up a little bit. There's. These are strangers in a small room and they could be eyeballing you while you're not paying attention at all. In an effort to. Yeah. In an effort to be kind of incognito or cool or you know, just kind of aloof and not interactive. We do it a lot. I'm really bad about it. So that's what I'm going to try to work on right now. It's just that you're a little smarter, a little more aware by not doing that and wandering around with your phone as some sort of weird little wubby or crutch. It's like having a binky and they teach you that kind of stuff. They had a great seminar on Friday for the women's self defense. Jay sent me a picture. All the ladies at the end and their arms are, they're all happy and they're in the air and they're like, again, I'm telling you, those women's self defense classes that are, they're unbelievable. Like from, from timidity to incredibly empowered in three hours. And that is unbelievable. So you got that going on. And they do classes every single day for self defense. You need to get involved in this thing. Reactdefense.com you find out all they've got to offer and all their scheduling and all the seminars they've got and then you get involved. Two months, 199 bucks. Personal training that cannot be beat for a price that absolutely cannot be touched. It's amazing. React defense.com the home of Tactical Black Moradi Entertainment.
Unknown
Bill Belichick did an interview on CBS Sunday Morning.
John Holberg
So good.
Unknown
And it was, it was a good interview. The guy was asking him, you know, he's, they're showing away for his book. Is one of the reasons the Art of Winning, which he asked him, how'd you come up with the title? He's like, what would you have called it? Yeah, he doesn't like the title. He's like, the publishers came up with that. And yeah, my agent, I didn't get.
John Holberg
That he didn't like the title, but I do. I wanted this. They said this, so they did it. It wasn't me. He was just kind of honest. What he didn't like was the questions about that relationship.
Dick Toledo
That's what she didn't like.
John Holberg
He didn't, she didn't like.
Dick Toledo
We're not talking about that.
Unknown
There were couple of them and evidently she came in several times. They only showed the one.
John Holberg
He mentioned it in the.
Unknown
How did you guys meet?
John Holberg
He said she was a constant presence throughout the interview. Yeah, as you know, when they take a little break, she'd come up and hang out next to him.
Unknown
And I, you know, I love the fact they're also watching. Like I, he goes, you've Done some stuff on Instagram where you posted some pictures like you fishing and she's a mermaid. And he's like, I don't understand.
Dick Toledo
Yeah, so what's the question?
John Holberg
He went full Belichick. Yeah.
Unknown
And he talked about that.
John Holberg
Yeah, it was great. The interview is uncomfortable and also entertaining. And then she chimes in and I don't blame him. Look, he's in his 70s. He's having the time of his life with a 24 year old. If she doesn't want to talk about it, he's just like, I defer to her.
Unknown
George Lucas says Yoda speaks backwards because he wanted people to focus on what he was saying. Because if you speak regular English, people won't listen to that much or listen to you that much. He says. Basically the philosopher of the movie. That's what Yoda was. I had to figure out a way to get people to actually listen, especially 12 year olds.
John Holberg
Yeah, it was super effective.
Unknown
Someone put together a list of the dumbest reasons someone became famous in the US.
John Holberg
Charo Drop.
Dick Toledo
Shipping.
Unknown
Balloon Boy.
John Holberg
Oh, yeah.
Unknown
2009.
John Holberg
Falcon.
Unknown
Falcon. The Island Boys.
John Holberg
Ohad Baharbi has some talent, though.
Unknown
Honey Boo Boo.
John Holberg
Not that one. The Kardashians.
Unknown
Kardashians Were all of them. The Jenners. Alex Target.
John Holberg
Who? Alex from Target.
Unknown
I think I remember that.
John Holberg
I don't remember the name. I don't remember why. Alex from Target.
Unknown
Octomom.
John Holberg
Yeah. Jake, Paul and the Paul brothers are up there too. Although again, turns out Logan's got some skills. That dude's fun to watch in those wrestling matches.
Unknown
Someone just said. Eating a bunch of hot dogs. And the last one smashing a kneecap before an ice skating competition.
John Holberg
I don't remember Alex from Target now.
Nope.
Dick Toledo
Don't either.
John Holberg
What'd he do?
I don't know.
He's on Ellen's show. Okay.
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John Holberg
Did you see the P. Diddy news that came out? Now his lawyers are pulling a good one. Now I'm interested. They're basically saying he was too stupid to commit these crimes. They're actually. Do you realize how much drugs my client's done over the years? Like, yeah, he can't do that. He's too stupid to pull this off. Have you met him? He's too dumb to do this. Go talk to P. Diddy for five minutes and tell me he had some massive sex ring brewing. He's too stupid. And the judge is like, you have to prove that the drugs and alcohol and the abuse made him dumb. So now you just go back to P. Did you know they want an IQ test? You gotta totally just be yourself.
You listen to my music, right? I mean, that's. That's good enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's. This dude is too dumb. I trust me, him, his lawyer. Too dumb. They say he lacks the mental capacity to commit crimes. Wow. That. No, that. That. Boy, when your own lawyers come up with that one, you are so guilty it hurts. We gotta come up with a real good angle here. I think he's too stupid to do what you've asked. He might even. He might not even know it happened.
Unknown
There's a list of songs that were written by a popular artist but performed by another popular artist. Nothing compares to you that's on there.
John Holberg
Crazy Prince, Willie Nelson and Patty Patsy clients. Like the biggest first time.
Unknown
Well, I did. He might for her.
John Holberg
Yeah, well, he wrote it and she had it, but I don't know if it was for her. But she was first.
Unknown
I thought she did it it first. No, he wrote it, okay?
John Holberg
She couldn't have done it first if he didn't write it.
Hagar did something for Springfield and all that kind of stuff.
Unknown
Forget you, Bruce. Kilo Green and written by Bruno Mars.
John Holberg
Yeah. I didn't know that Bruce Springsteen had. What are they talking about? They didn't record it at all. It's not like a remake. It was just written and given to the Atlantic.
Unknown
Monday was another big one by Prince Bangles.
John Holberg
Prince? Yeah.
Dakar Massar.
There you go.
Falco.
Who wrote that?
I think Falco wrote it. And then after the Fire was the one that made it.
Oh, that's right. Didn't Falco do it too?
Unknown
I thought.
John Holberg
Yeah, I think he did it original.
When they re released, he's saying songs that were written completely and not performed by somebody who ended up being famous later.
But didn't Prince do Nothing Compares you.
That's true. That's Joel. It was a remake. You're right. So this is a bunko list. That's what we're saying. It's all garbage, but.
Go ahead, Brady.
But P. Diddy's too stupid to understand this anyway, so keep going.
Unknown
Kurt Cobain busted up guitar, went for auction. It was the one he broke. It was a Fender stratocaster back in 1992. Sold for $101,000.
John Holberg
For junk.
Yeah, for. I mean, it would be neat to have on your wall. There's a picture because it's legitimate.
Unknown
Yeah, it is. But the. He has a guitar that sold for a lot more. It sold for 4.5 million. That's the most expensive.
John Holberg
Was that the acoustic one from Unplugged?
Unknown
Yes.
John Holberg
Are you saying that because you know or did you just. Is it on that list?
I'm ceiling tile it. I think he did know.
He didn't see. Yeah, he's still looking at the paper though. It makes me confused. It might not be. But you said. Yes, but this.
Unknown
Yeah, it was the.
John Holberg
It was for sure. You have proof?
Unknown
I don't have proof, but I've. I've heard that before.
John Holberg
Oh, heard it because I don't know if it's that one or if it's one of the ones that he had that green Stratocaster used to play. I don't know which one went for.
Dick Toledo
That one on the MTV Awards.
John Holberg
No, he busted. Well.
Dick Toledo
Or was it Novicelich that busted his.
John Holberg
No, that was on Saturday Night Live.
Dick Toledo
Saturday Night Live, that's right.
Unknown
Caught him in the head.
John Holberg
He threw it up in the air and hit him in the head and then hit the ground and blew up.
That's a good one. This guy says, isn't Puffy the same guy who built a multi billion dollar record company? From nothing. And now he's trying to play stupid too stupid.
Doesn't even know he's got a billion dollars. That's how dummy is. Look, Brett, they said you how that vodka work. I think the judge said something about the word lucid. He's like, he has to prove he's lucid. Like, like, how can you prove he didn't know this was going on? He was. It was at his house, and he go, wow, these mother in my house. I need videotape of that.
Who are all these mothers?
Unknown
It's happening again.
John Holberg
Who are these? P. Diddy didn't know what was going on. There were hundreds of people there every day.
Dick Toledo
It's like trading places. Who's been putting their cools out on my floor?
John Holberg
Get out. He just came to and had a moment of clarity.
Unknown
What the is going on?
John Holberg
He knew what was going on.
Unknown
Oh, yeah.
John Holberg
Although the argument is like, your honor, who's ever ordered 10,000 things of Johnson and Johnson baby oil ever present to you?
Dick Toledo
John Holmberg.
John Holberg
Yeah. I have not.
Dick Toledo
He doesn't know how many.
John Holberg
He's like, maybe three in my whole life.
But that cabana wear, that's another job.
Unknown
A pallet of cabana.
John Holberg
I got that. I have done that. But then I'm also like, this is dumb. I didn't go to court over it and, like, have parties with it. Like, if it was an illegal thing, I'd be like, no, I completely did that, and it was a mistake. I wouldn't sit back and go, I think I'm too stupid to know that that happened. I wore them every day.
Dick Toledo
Yeah. But now that you know it's a defense, would you use it?
John Holberg
I wore the cabana clothes that I over ordered. 40 outfits instead of one. I don't know how I did it. There were 40 of them. It was A moving box was at my front door.
It was a month and a half. What did I get Wearing cabana wear.
Yeah. Every day, different outfit every day. And there was a moving box at my door. And I'm like, what did I get? And I opened it up like, this is the ugliest thing of fabric I've ever seen in my life. What's in here? I'm like, I'm gonna have to punish myself.
Dick Toledo
Do we need to. Isn't it about to start? It should.
John Holberg
It should start soon. But after 40 days of me wearing it every single day to just prove a point to myself, if it turned out that was illegal, I wouldn't go. I wasn't. I didn't Know what I was doing? I wouldn't have 40 parties and then claim that they. Every one of them took me by surprise. I'm too stupid to have me 40.
Unknown
Days in the desert with cabanaware.
John Holberg
I'm too stupid. It's the shaggy defense. Wasn't me looking right at it. Wasn't me. I'm too stupid to do that. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Didn't get to the news about Larry there. Well, I'm gonna show. I'm gonna put Larry in a great mood. We'll talk about this tomorrow. Waymo might be selling some of their cars. Oh, you can own one.
Dick Toledo
But it's still fully automated.
John Holberg
It's a Waymo. Yeah, it's just yours now.
Unknown
It's a good move.
Dick Toledo
I feel like you with mother with kit in your driveway.
John Holberg
Oh, God, would I have that? Oh.
Unknown
Any idea on price?
John Holberg
I didn't read it that far. I wanted to make Larry look. I don't think. You know what? The word priceless comes to mind in a weird way. I might sell my house for this. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty awesome. Anyway, I just don't know how the maintenance. How much does that cost? And I don't want to find out that I've been kind of slacking on maintenance. Some of my lidar is out. I can't make right turns.
Dick Toledo
A little fuzzy.
John Holberg
It doesn't see over there. It's got a cataract. Dr. J. Schwartz has to take care of my car. Larry's coming up next with that great news in his brain. You guys have a good one. We'll see it tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Oh, it's out of control now. 90. It's John Holmerg here from the morning sickness. And it's time once again for this week's pick of the litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Go to turfmonstersaz.com they help us out at lost our home pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's Peck of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees right now. This week. Pick of the litter. It's Jeff. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: April 28, 2025 Title: Entertainment Drill - MON
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: April 28, 2025
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his team delve into a variety of entertaining and thought-provoking topics. From dissecting the peculiar paths to fame for certain individuals to discussing high-profile legal battles and exploring the intricate world of songwriters, this episode promises a blend of humor, insight, and lively debate.
The episode opens with light-hearted banter among the hosts, where John Holmberg shares his recent sunburn mishap. The conversation highlights the camaraderie between the hosts and sets a relaxed tone for the show.
John Holmberg [02:03]:
"I feel it's hot. Yeah, it's hot to the touch. Look at this pinstriping."
Dick Toledo [02:24]:
"Wow."
The hosts humorously discuss the extent of John's sunburn, leading to a segment on personal safety and awareness.
Segment Overview:
John Holmberg introduces the "Entertainment Drill," a recurring segment where the hosts explore various entertainment-related topics. This episode’s drill focuses on three main areas:
The hosts compile and discuss a list of individuals who achieved fame through unconventional or trivial means. They touch upon figures like Charo Drop, Balloon Boy, the Kardashians, and others, analyzing the factors that led to their notoriety.
John Holmberg [07:23]:
"Someone put together a list of the dumbest reasons someone became famous in the US."
Discussion Highlights:
Dick Toledo [07:57]:
"We could put some. I'll send a couple pictures over the sunburn."
This segment provides a humorous yet critical look at modern fame, questioning the sustainability and substance behind such public attention.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the recent legal claims surrounding music mogul P. Diddy. His lawyers have allegedly stated that he is "too stupid to commit these crimes," a defense strategy that has sparked debate among the hosts.
John Holmberg [09:51]:
"Did you see the P. Diddy news that came out? Now his lawyers are pulling a good one."
Key Points Discussed:
Legal Strategy: Claiming P. Diddy's lack of intelligence to negate criminal responsibility.
Public Perception: The absurdity of such a defense and its implications on P. Diddy's reputation.
Hosts' Opinions:
Hypothetical Scenarios: The hosts humorously speculate on other ridiculous defenses P. Diddy might use.
Dick Toledo [15:00]:
"I wore the cabana clothes that I over ordered. 40 outfits instead of one. I don't know how I did it."
This segment highlights the hosts' ability to blend serious commentary with humor, making complex legal issues accessible and entertaining for listeners.
The discussion shifts to the world of songwriting, focusing on instances where one artist writes songs that gain fame when performed by another. The hosts explore several examples, shedding light on the often-overlooked contributions of songwriters.
John Holmberg [12:00]:
"But didn't Prince do Nothing Compares to You."
Notable Examples Discussed:
Dick Toledo [13:28]:
"He threw it up in the air and hit him in the head and then hit the ground and blew up."
The hosts analyze how these collaborations and transfers of songs between artists contribute to the music industry, often providing greater exposure and success to both the songwriter and the performer.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts briefly touch upon technological advancements, specifically Waymo's initiative to sell fully automated cars to consumers.
John Holmberg [16:08]:
"It's a Waymo. Yeah, it's just yours now."
Discussion Points:
In the concluding segment, John Holmberg promotes community involvement through pet adoption, highlighting a featured pet in need of a forever home.
John Holmberg [15:43]:
"This week's Pick of the Litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone."
Highlights:
John Holmberg [10:25]:
"You listen to my music, right? I mean, that's. That's good enough."
John Holmberg [12:00]:
"But didn't Prince do Nothing Compares to You."
Dick Toledo [07:57]:
"Don't either."
John Holmberg [14:43]:
"I'm too stupid. It's the shaggy defense. Wasn't me looking right at it."
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a balanced mix of humor, critical analysis, and community-focused initiatives. The hosts engage listeners with relatable personal stories, insightful discussions on fame and legality, and a deep dive into the behind-the-scenes of the music industry. By addressing current events and timeless topics alike, John Holmberg and his team continue to provide engaging and entertaining morning content for their Arizona audience.
Tune in weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98KUPD (97.9 FM), via the 98KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com for more information and to listen live.