04-28-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: April 28, 2025 Episode Summary

Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: April 28, 2025

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Weekend Adventures in Las Vegas

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg welcoming listeners back after an eventful weekend in Las Vegas. John shares his excitement about the experiences he had with his friends, including attending the famed Millennium Tour.

John Holmberg [00:45]:
"We had a nice time in Las Vegas this weekend. Little boys weekend with a couple of people. And it was fun."

The Millennium Tour Experience

Bret Vesely delves into the details of the Millennium Tour, highlighting the lineup changes and the surprise addition of the Yin Yang Twins. The group discusses the chaotic yet exhilarating nature of the performances.

Bret Vesely [03:25]:
"We had no idea. But the substitute was like, the Yin Yang Twins."

John echoes the sentiment, emphasizing the nonstop energy of the concerts.

John Holmberg [07:35]:
"That's all it lasts until they don't stop."

Disguised Adventures and the "Molly" Pretend Play

In a humorous turn, Bret recounts how he and his friend Joe pretended to be under the influence of Molly, distributing fake pills to blend in with the crowd. This act led to amusing interactions and added a layer of undercover fun to their night.

Bret Vesely [06:12]:
"We just played pretended to be on Molly for half an hour and watched this eruption of John Summit fans."

Fashion Trends and Poolside Observations

The conversation shifts to modern fashion trends, particularly the prevalence of thongs at pools. Bret expresses his discomfort and concerns about the appropriateness of such attire in public settings, especially around children.

Bret Vesely [17:22]:
"Every woman, have you been to a pool recently? Every woman, bathing suits are now thongs."

John and Bret critique the lack of modesty and the impact of body positivity movements on public behavior.

John Holmberg [19:06]:
"You guys stand at the El Cortez. I mean, this is ridiculous."

Sunburns and Luxurious Rides

Bret shares his battle with a severe sunburn after excessive sun exposure during the weekend. Additionally, he humorously describes his first-time experience riding in a Rolls Royce Phantom, praising its luxury and comfort.

Bret Vesely [11:45]:
"I got to ride in a Rolls Royce Phantom. Never done that before."

NFL Draft Controversy and Alleged Collusion

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the recent NFL Draft, focusing on the controversial drafting of Shador Sanders by the Cleveland Browns. Bret and the hosts speculate about potential collusion between the NFL, networks, and team management to manipulate draft outcomes for higher viewership and ratings.

Bret Vesely [04:31]:
"Shador Sanders, of course, was the big story all weekend... It was essentially what's being watched is Roll Call."

The hosts express skepticism about the authenticity of the draft proceedings, suggesting it was scripted to create drama and maintain audience interest.

Bret Vesely [04:17]:
"This is all drama. It's the Real Housewives of the NFL."

Music and Hall of Fame Inductions

Transitioning from sports, the discussion moves to music, particularly the recent induction of Soundgarden into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The hosts reminisce about the band's impact and express their admiration for their music.

Bret Vesely [76:54]:
"Death Ritual Y. If Soundgarden's in, they're going into the hall of fame. Congrats boys."

Listener Interactions and Advice

Towards the end, the hosts engage with listener questions, offering relationship advice humorously. Brett addresses a letter seeking guidance on making his wife more attractive, blending humor with practical suggestions.

Bret Vesely [122:08]:
"How do you start that chat with her without getting my dick kicked in."

Closing Remarks and Promotions

The episode concludes with promotional segments for various sponsors, including MMP Guns, Stand Up Live, and more. The hosts thank their audience and preview upcoming topics for the next episode.

Brady Bogan [118:31]:
"Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv... For tickets, go to standuplive.com."

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Notable Quotes

• Bret Vesely [04:31]:
  "It's the Real Housewives of the NFL."

• John Holmberg [07:35]:
  "That's all it lasts until they don't stop."

• Bret Vesely [17:22]:
  "Every woman, have you been to a pool recently? Every woman, bathing suits are now thongs."

• Bret Vesely [06:12]:
  "We just played pretended to be on Molly for half an hour and watched this eruption of John Summit fans."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a lively mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and spirited debates. From wild weekend escapades in Las Vegas to contentious discussions on the NFL Draft, the hosts deliver their trademark blend of humor and insight, keeping listeners both entertained and engaged.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Larry McFeely]

It's like, there's a bench, there's a substitute.

[Brett Vesely]

We had no idea. But the substitute was like, the Yin Yang Twins.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, nice.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. We're like, what? What? Because here's the thing that's missing from, like, you, fest is this Saturday, we're doing our show. Here's where we suck as crackers 100% across the board. Because then I went. Because one of the guys I went with was a black guy, Joe. And then his friend Lester was there. And so when you. When I said, hey, I can get tickets to go see AC DC or we can go to the Millennium Tour. Like, immediately, he's like, get those Millennium Tour tickets. Like, none of the other white guys answered fast enough. And, like, I've seen acdc. I went. So we went to the Millennium Tour. And so, yeah, they're going to answer that so fast. We suck because not white people. But our concerts, like, comparatively, they don't ever have set changes. I mean, you went from some lady I've never seen before. And they didn't even say, like, all right, everybody, wait a second. Coming up next, like, it was just some other band. I'm like, hey, wait, they switched. Who's this? I know this song. And then half of Yin Yang's out there. They filled in. And then nothing's the. No gap in time, no space. Then Somebody else is up there. I'm like, they just keep going. This never stops. Then Bow Wow comes out and the guy next to me hits my Asian buddy Jim. And he goes, do you have any idea who these people are? He's like, nope. And then he asked another guy that was with us, Anthony said, how about you? And he goes, I have no idea. He goes, I don't know. And he goes, that's Bow Wow. And he goes, it his. And he goes, I know some. And then the songs start getting a little familiar then like they're eight piece. So it started supposed to start at 7:30. First person hit stage at about quarter to nine.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

It was hilarious. So we got there about eight and there's, you know, there's a DJ going. He's. He's got the toughest job of the night because he's going. And so then. But boom, boom, boom, boom. And then finally Trey Songz hits like he gets on around 11, maybe a little after. I'm like, that's a long. That's a long night. That's pretty good. So we figured, okay, we had. So then. Brett, listen to this. You'll appreciate this. Another guy, we were with, the Good Doctor, he texts over and he says, you guys want to go to Fontainebleau at Live? We're like, we'll do whatever. We're here. We're in for the long haul. I realized at that point, I am now at my 24th hour being awake Friday. I'm like, I'm fine, but this is 24 hours. So he's like, all right, we'll do it. So we go over to this club at Live, and he's got a table there that if I looked at the menu and if I read it right, the tables cost $25,000 a show. Because we didn't know it. The dude playing was John Summitt.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Larry McFeely]

Right?

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I said. Now I've heard of him. I had no idea. I had no idea the scope and size of what we were about to be part of. And it was crazy. And I didn't know. Here's how. You know, I've always wondered like, where do you. Cuz I'm not. I can't. I don't know how. Where do you get drugs? Where do you get them? I know the John Summit show. They're everywhere. And they. People just give them to each other. So Joe and I are standing there and somebody hands him a thing of pills. This is Molly. You want it? And he goes, what? And just puts it in his hand, and he gives it to me. Goes, I don't want this. I don't know that person. I'm like, well, I don't either. And I put it in my. I was wearing a hoodie. I put it in my, like, pocket up front. And then people saw that I did that. And strange, like, can I have one? Next thing you know, I'm distributing Molly to people. Yes, you may. And I'm putting it, like. I'm like, it's like Sunday church and putting. There you go. And then we had to pretend we were on Molly or we didn't fit in. So we. It was hilarious. People coming up going, have you taken it yet? Like, yeah. Oh, yeah. And my buddy Anthony comes over and goes, you're not gonna believe this. And I'm like, I'm pretending to be on Molly. I don't know if this is good or not. And he goes, that's what I've been doing for the last 30 minutes. So we just played pretended to be on Molly for half an hour and watched this eruption of John Summitt fans. The show was insane. Lasted till three in the morning. Surprised.

[John Holmberg]

That's all it lasts until they don't stop.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, we lasted till three in the morning. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

How'd you fit in with the crowd?

[Brett Vesely]

Fine. Killed it. Pretend to be on Molly, man. It's easy.

[Larry McFeely]

Everyone unites.

[Brett Vesely]

Everyone looks the same on Molly. So we're like, we got this.

[John Holmberg]

If they can fit at the Trey Songs fan, they're gonna. They're gonna be able to fit in with anything.

[Brett Vesely]

A little bit more of a square peg at the old Trey Songs than it. But, you know, I had Joe with me. Then the next, you know, it was John Summit is ridiculous. Like, that was. I've never been. It was nuts, man. It was like. And people order bottles. Some dude ordered, like, 50 bottles of champagne, and they bring them out. All the girls have, like, lights in their hands. All the servers. I don't know where all these employees came from. And they hold the bottles with lights in their hands so the bottles light up, and they march them out to the table all at once. And we're like, what was that? Like, that had to cost. It was, like, $28,000 for champagne, and it was insane. It was nuts. And we were just. We had the time of our lives. It was. It was a blast. We're just joking around, making fun of, you know, just Sea of humanity at this club. And I've never been part of something like it, but I get why people do it. That was. It was fun. And that dude's job is the easiest thing in the world to make a million dollars a night, which he does. He pre programs everything and just kind of just does the live. Live.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You didn't even have a mic. You'd grab it every once in a while. Go. I'm. Well, thank you guys for being out here. Like, all right, we're in. And everybody's just dancing. Watching people dance on Molly is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's like Woodstock in slow motion, except for really good looking people. Woodstock's gross.

[John Holmberg]

And showers and everything else.

[Brett Vesely]

Showers and a couple bucks in their pocket. What I didn't understand was how there were. Lester and Joe were there. And one of them asked the people in front of us at one point, like, where'd you guys come from? And they're like, we're ASU students. Like, okay. There's probably like seven or eight of them, girls and boys. And I'm like, how in the hell did they get here? How did they afford this? This is like. And the line outside was a mile. I'm like, how did they get in here? Like, how do you do this? It was that you start counting the money because you're older. I'm older. I was looking around going, this is a lot of money in here. It was crazy. Yeah. The John Summit show, that was the thing. I never thought I'd. I've heard of him. I've had people tell me, I'm going to John Summit. And people were like, oh my God. I'm like, I don't really know who that is. I've heard him. I don't. I didn't know it was that big deal. I didn't realize. Like, it's just a whole different world. I didn't realize how big that was. But yeah, it was a blast. Probably won't do it again until they started at a reasonable hour. All right, Graham. Yeah, well, look, I was at Trey Songz till almost midnight. That's pretty good for a guy who's getting up at four in the morning or doing a show. And I stayed up all night the Thursday to Friday. Yeah. So anyway, get that. And then we went to the pool the next day. And here's another thing I learned. Never go to a pool on a day in the, like, when it's in the 70s with a black guy because you don't think you can get sunburned. And you're with someone who doesn't ever show that things Are we've been in Sean too long? No, no, he showed up. No, he was okay, but he like, his. He never changes. Like, you can. Like, if you and I were there, I'm like, oh, you're getting a little red.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You can tell.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I'm talking with Joe most of the day. I had an Asian friend who laid in the shade the entire time. Like, he was either a beekeeper or powder. I don't know what he. He didn't ever come out in the sun. Jim stayed there the whole time. And then an Italian guy who. I don't know. I don't think they tan. I think you guys are covered naturally in some sort of coats.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You never see a sunburned Italian. It's like they're always sort of that same hue. But I looked down after about four hours and we're just hanging out. I'm like, I'm going pink. I. I sunburned like I am a lobster. It is just my front. We were just kind of sitting. Oh, it was tight. It was tight. So I learned a lot this weekend. It was a blast. But, yeah, we had a good time. And then I get on the. And I got it. Oh, I got to ride in a Rolls Royce Phantom. Never done that before.

[John Holmberg]

Chill.

[Brett Vesely]

The. The car ride from the hotel to the airport was a Rolls Royce Phantom.

[Larry McFeely]

Couple lazy boys in the backseat.

[Brett Vesely]

Dude, lazy boys. Lazy boys should be. I wanted to buy the chair in the Rolls. I've never been in one in the Rolls Royce because of just. I'm like, I want this in my house. I want this. I don't ever want to get out of it. Like, just keep driving around. Take about an hour to go to the airport. This is. It was. The car is a car. I don't know why they're charging 600 grand for a car. It's pretty neat. But I sat in that backseat and I'm like, this could be. This could be anywhere. And if this was in a jail cell, I'd be like, I'm good. This is the most. Just for fun. And I don't know that they allow you to do this. If you're near a Rolls Royce dealership, just go sit in one of the seats. You've never sat in a seat like this in your life. I don't even know what it's made of. But why we don't have them in our homes is ridiculous. Call Rolls Royce and have them make our furniture. It was. It was incredible. Yeah, I sat. It was like a 12 minute ride. Max. And I'm like, this is luxurious for just the chair. I don't care about all the bells and whistles in this car.

[Larry McFeely]

You see all the movies where the. You know, they're like the mob movies. Just like the one that. Mobland that's on right now. They're traveling in these, you know, may box or. Yeah, but in those cars.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't realize the reason they're charging 600 grand is because it's. It's moon seats. You've never. You've never sat in a chair. I challenge all of you never sat in a chair like that in your life. I didn't want to get out of a car. Like, I'm staying here. Like, it's pretty nice. And then it's a little weird because as you're driving, the roof turns into, like, stars. It's daytime and it's dark enough, and the roof turns into this, like, dreamscape. And I'm like, this is. Should have taken that, Molly. This is crazy. But, yeah, it was pretty awesome. Then I get to the airport, and this. It was a double Brady. I called him when I first saw the guy sit down. He was kind of crowded in the JSX thing and plops down next to me, and I'm like, man, this is a double Brady. This is. This is Brady doubled. He's tall. He's probably about 6, 3. And he's the same shape as you, only he's a double. If you had Brady's on a rack at, like, a Marshalls, Brady would have been the large, and this dude would have been the extra large. He's like, Brady. He was a double Brady, man. And he plops down next to me and just gives a big. I'm like, even. Kind of sounds like Brady, even first. First blush. And he goes, did you have a good time this weekend? I'm like, oh, my God, it's double Brady. He's got a good. Like, yeah, I had a great time. How about you? Yeah, I did. I had a great time beat, though. Like, yeah, it's pretty. It'll get you, huh?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Just ate like crazy. I'm like, yeah, I bet. And then he said he's gonna go home and lift, but I think that's ruined left. Yeah. And I laughed, and he looked at me like, what? And I just kind of giggled. I'm like, what? Well, good luck to you. And I just kind of went back to. I had my meta glasses on, so I was actually listening to music. Say heart. Who tells somebody that? Why would you tell a Stranger. It's gonna go home and throw up. So you lift, bro? Do you lift, bro? Look, dude, you're mor. Morbidly obese. This is not what you lead with. Maybe if you. If you told me I'm gonna go home and smoke some meat, I'd have been like, I bet. What kind? Gonna come and lift, bro? Gonna get. I don't know if that's ruined or not. I'm like, it's probably ruined and probably not worth your time. We're strangers. Don't. You made me laugh. But when I laughed at him, I think it upset him. And like, a few seconds later, for no, when they boarded the Dallas plane, he got up and I thought, he's going to Dallas. He just moved away from me. And I think it's because he was mad. Cause you can't help it when adult don't give. Double Brady's first words were, I was gonna go home and lift later today. And I'm like, what? And then he stopped talking to me. I think he wanted a best friend. But when I laughed at him for lifting, I think his insecurities came out. And he got up and he moved by double Brady. I was dying. Who says that to someone? We also have to talk about this radical acceptance of the thong at the pool. Everybody. Every woman, have you been to a pool recently? Every woman. Bathing suits are now thongs. That's been probably true for about five, six years. It started about five, six years ago. And it seemed like it started with just, like, people who should do it right now it's now it's everyone. And you know what that means. And also, kids, there was a volleyball tournament in town in Vegas, so there were a lot of families there. And so you're walking around going, that girl's like 11 in a thong. Mom's. Imagine this, Brett, your mom and dad take you up to Vegas for the weekend, right? You're 12. Because I saw this, okay? And your mom is with a friend of hers. Dad's gone. He's off gambling. And you and your sister, that for the sake of this, are there, and your mom and her friend take off their wraps. And your mom's not bad looking, but she's still a mom. And she's got her red bikini on, and it's right up her ass, directly in her ass crack. And the kid's like 11. He's face to mom's ass pretty much the whole time. And then, you know, she's putting sunblock on. And guess who has to apply that.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So the boy's rubbing sunblock on her, on his mom's back, and then she reaches down and does her ass. And then I started thinking, if I was with Marcy or you with your mom or you were with Bunny, and this was the trend. That's too much mom ass. You can't do that in front of your kids. You can't have a thong on in front of your kids.

[Larry McFeely]

That would be a little weird.

[Brett Vesely]

It's damaging. But it was all over the place. No. And nobody has any shame. I don't think anybody looks in the mirror when they leave anymore. I think it's. I think it's. That body positivity thing has changed everyone for the worse people. I don't know how it happened. We watched a lady so big that she had a thong on, and it was nauseating. You couldn't eat around it. It was just terrifying. I didn't even want to drink. I just wanted to throw things at it or harpoon it. And she's there, and she managed to put what she had on to cover up. And it was a half shirt and a pair of tight jean shorts. And it was like stuff was bubbling out of other stuff. And I'm like. And she looked.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I was gonna say. Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Ugh. She'd managed to cover up and look worse. When she put everything. I was like, oh, God, the pants are strangling your stomach. Get those off. Get back in the thong. It was at least a little looser. Nobody looks in the mirror and leaves half shirts. Like, if I told the guys, too. And I'm like, if I'd have shown up here today in a half shirt, you guys would be my friends, right? And say, what in the. What in the are you doing wearing a half shirt in public?

[John Holmberg]

You guys stand at the El Cortez. I mean, this is. This is ridiculous.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't imagine what the El Cortez looks like. The El Cortez has got to be the scariest place on the planet, because this was the aria.

[Larry McFeely]

If you would have come up in that half shirt and said, you want some Molly? What are you doing?

[Brett Vesely]

What is happening?

[Larry McFeely]

You're 50.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't care about the Molly part. I'll do that all day, or at least pretend to. But there are mirrors in your hotel room. And then, you know, you start looking around at the end of the night at the casino floor and everything else. Check the mirror before you leave. If you are 80 to 100 pounds overweight, let's cover that up. Let's do our best to wear baggier clothes. I understand your confidence levels are high, but sometimes you're too confident. That's a very real thing in sports especially. He's got too much confidence. He takes too many dumb shots thinking he can hit everything, and he's hurting the team that's going on out there. You get too many confident people out there taking shots from 35ft when what we could be doing was little bunnies under the rim. We could be getting some shots off the. Guaranteed to please everyone. Not all half shirts are equal. And there's, like, a finite amount of humanity that should be wearing that stuff. It looks good on the bed. You're looking on the bed going, that outfit is hot. And the mannequin made it work. You do not look like that. You've got to look in the mirror with a little bit of shame and say, I might make people sick tonight. Not, I can do whatever I want. This is a prideful moment for me. No, Just because your mentality changed doesn't mean the general public has. When you hear, oh, every time you walk by a bunch of guys, it's because you. It's not them. It's not their fault. They're not jerks. You are for walking around as a plate of, like, unfinished jello. It's weird. And it's got to be stopped. People have to say something. Where are your friends? If Brady came in this room right now in a halter top, we would tell them, you've got to go home. We gotta get you in a shirt. Why is this being accepted?

[Larry McFeely]

You're shaming me.

[Brett Vesely]

I am shaming the hell out of you because somebody has to. You've got too much confidence. People with too much confidence try to climb things or drive too fast. You end up getting hurt. You know, work your way into it. But it does. Ass cheeks of a fat person. Great band name is. It's just not something that society wants to see at all. And I know you envy the college girl that walks by in the thong that's just like, my God, that's fantastic. Or the girl that actually tries, you know, to have some personal pride and keeps herself in shape. My God, that's fantastic. I'm gonna do the same thing. Is not what you should be thinking at all. I watch guys who free climb mountains. El Capitan. And I look at him like, that's incredible. That is an amazing thing. I'm gonna do. It never once comes out of my mouth ever. I know. I can't. I don't. I know I shouldn't, and I know I can't. I'm just gonna get hurt. I can't have that much confidence. You put that song on and your ass is everywhere. Stop it. I had to see that. I was eating chicken fingers. It's not fair.

[John Holmberg]

Was it worse than Double Butt Girl when we were up there last time?

[Brett Vesely]

Double Butt fooled us because she looked hot till she stood up. Yeah, and still was hot, except for that weird double butt. And I think that was more of a birth defect than anything else. Yeah, we were there in Double Butt. But from the time I was with you in that same pool, there's been a buffet of Crisco butter and God knows what else. Deep fried life. And everyone partook. And then they put on the smallest thing they could find and paraded around in front of me. I miss the old days where fat ladies at the pool wore giant smocks like they were about to go painting afterwards. It's just not right. And I know people, like, do what you want. Why have confidence? No, again, like I told you, if I told you I was just gonna freeform climb a rock wall, and they're like, have you ever done it before? Be like, no, I haven't, but I know I can. You would hopefully stop me. Dude, that's hard work. You can't just do that. You've got too much confidence. I can do this. I've got too much confidence. I'm gonna go stand up in front of all these black people at the Apollo and do some stand up. Somebody please stop me. That man's got too much confidence. He's gonna end up dead. Gotta start telling your friends. Maybe a thong isn't the best option for you. I miss the old days when fat ladies put on things that weren't thongs and then they accidentally became thongs because their ass was hungry, too. That's funny. This isn't funny. It's dangerous. It's frightening. And I have eyes, and I like to look at nice things. Nobody visits, you know, a hole that you dug in the backyard. We go to the Grand Canyon because it's magnificent. We don't look at every hole the same. One's beautiful one's just a hole. Not all things are equal. You put the thong and the bikini on. You walk around with that much kind of pride, and you can't do it. I want Brady at a pool, in a tank top, in the water. That's what I appreciate about people who get it. And it seems like the men get it. There were a lot of dudes in T shirts. They weren't Mexican even. They were in the pool in T shirts. I'm like, that man understands.

[Larry McFeely]

That's why they're saying it's the little things appreciate. They don't say it's the big things.

[Brett Vesely]

Nobody ever says it. It's the gigantic things. It's the little things that make the world go around. It's the stuff you just. You don't until it's too late.

[Larry McFeely]

That's where it came from.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you're right. I think a guy at a pool first said that, you know, it's the little things I like looking at. It's the little things I appreciate. And then somebody misheard that. Oh, that's beautiful. He was just talking about asses, man, that pool, what a display. And it just carried over everywhere, even a little bit to that John Summit thing where everybody was a little younger. That's a generation of people that some look good. The ones that don't dress like the ones that do. And that used to not be the case. My sister used to bring those hot girls to the house, and it always looked like a white snake. Video was about to get filmed in my yard. And you look over, and there was a big one in, like, a pink gown. And all the rest of them were in bikinis. And then there was one standing in the corner by the pool in a giant pink gown. And nobody ever said, take it off. Be comfortable. You're all right. You're among friends. She knew if I take this off, I probably won't be allowed to hang out with them anymore. They're gonna banish me from the hot girl kingdom. She never did. Stacy stood in the corner in her giant pink smock at the birthday party. And usually was the one standing near the cake. She would end up distributing some of the cake. Cause she was gonna see. And then the other girls, knowing that that cake was probably. Stacy probably cried internally the whole time. My sister and her friends had birthday party cake because she knew every one of them was going to throw that delicious piece of cake up in about 30 minutes. And Stacy's like, what a tragedy.

[Larry McFeely]

Keep mine down.

[Brett Vesely]

Pink outfit. And just waited to see if the skinny girls were going to have any more. And then she'd take a second one and make it seem like it was still her first. And then had that big smock on. And that was back when things were better. That's what Trump means. Let's make America great again. He's talking about the pool. Let's make America's pool. Great. Again. I don't even know where to go to have. You know, just like to start that. But this thong revolution has got to be calmed. It started with Lululemon. When people started yelling at Lululemon about 10 years ago that they didn't make clothes for fat people. And the CEO was like, of course. Wait a minute. Of course not. It's activewear. Why would I. Why would I do such a thing? And they're like, do it, or you're. We're gonna cancel you. Are you crazy? I want everyone to look nice in my clothes. Oh, you son of a bitch. And he had to quit or he had to sell a bunch of fat people clothes, and he did it. And look what. That was a. That was an avalanche of mistakes, and now it turns into thongs. They make giant thongs. What company is doing this? Let's pick it. That one song should stop at large. I'll give you up to large. Anything with an X on it that doesn't have an S next should not be sold.

[Larry McFeely]

Cisco started it.

[Brett Vesely]

Cisco sells bikini songs.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, he sings about them or raps.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's Cisco. I thought.

[Larry McFeely]

You see that now.

[Brett Vesely]

Every woman thinks, yeah, the thong song. I don't know if. No, I think he knew. That was back when people still had pride, when Cisco Styles. 20 something years ago, when Cisco's thong song hit. I thought you meant Cisco, the meat delivery place for restaurants when it makes more sense that they would also have thongs because they're bringing you butters and creams, meat, all the food supplies. And, like, while we're at it. Yeah. If you. If you work at a clothing company and the one of the designers comes in and says, you know, what's missing from the market is giant outerwear that goes up the ass of fat women. Fire that person. Don't follow through. But it's easy. I'll tell you this. This is a good thing. It's easier. That beauty standard thing that caused all this, that women are like, oh, the beauty standards, too. It's easier to be beautiful now than it's ever been. You feel bad about yourself, but you're in okay shape. Go to a pool at a restaurant resort, you're gonna feel amazing. And that's if you're just kind of average. In the olden days, what used to be considered like a six is a nine at a resort pool. Oh, my God. You would. You would see it. You. Brett, trust me. All Things relative. You see 35 giants, and you watch. Oh, you're looking at it. You're bringing up big. At least this is underwear. I don't mind if somebody wears thong underwear. Yeah, I don't mind if they wear thong underwear. Don't do it as a bathing suit. People can see that.

[John Holmberg]

Sixteen bucks. That's got to be a loss leader. There's no way. That's got to be more than that material.

[Brett Vesely]

Make it less affordable. Oh, but these are. You're looking at underwear.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, hang on.

[Brett Vesely]

So the underwear is fair because, you know, only somebody who's wanting to see that go. That's fair, because a guy who likes that will then take off the outer layers, which I hope is a snow suit, and then. And then, you know, take care of that. You can't just have this. It's terrifying. Don't. God damn it. Brett found the bikinis, and these are the models. Yeah, Brett, These. All these women. Except for that. Except for that last one. Except for that last one, all of them would have been the hottest girls I've ever seen. Really? Oh, my God. It wasn't even a. Here we go. This is what I'm talking about. This last page you found is. That was the most. See, that's the noise I kept making. That's the noise I kept making. Sad. Oh. Oh, we did that probably 80 times, and maybe twice went, wow, she's hot. Maybe twice, maybe. Oh, twice.

[Larry McFeely]

There weren't too many.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn. There were no. Damn. Not good ones. Damn, that one's gonna kill us. Hide the chicken fingers.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, man. If you order that platter.

[Brett Vesely]

We did order that platter. We had to hide it inside.

[Larry McFeely]

Chum.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, we. Yeah, they were just circling. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

Was that what you saw?

[Brett Vesely]

That was. That would have been one of the better ones. Oh, yeah. Brett. America. America has lost its cool, man. That would have walked by and we'd have gone, damn. The best thing I've seen all weekend. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Don't forget, it was a Trey Songs weekend. So.

[Brett Vesely]

AC dc Now, I'm not gonna be. I'm not gonna be unfair to that.

[Larry McFeely]

That's true, too.

[Brett Vesely]

You ACDC people need to calm her down a little bit. There were some nasty ACDC people walking around that pool. Dudes with big, long beards. They looked fine. Tattoos, dudes, just whatever they are. They are. But they're toting around some ugly, and ugly with pride is gross. Yeah, we got those chickens. That chicken finger platter at our cabana. And when it showed up, the big started to circle, and they. And they came by and they said, can you get you another drink? I'M like, yeah, how about you? Would you like a shark cage? You're gonna need it in a second. They're gonna start banging into the cabana. I'm like, yeah, let's put the shark cage down. Let's keep them out.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta turn this off.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, get that away. Why did you. Why did you scroll through that, you son of a bitch? Yeah, I don't know. Pretty tired thinking about going home and lifting. See, that's what I did. Oh, you're not kidding. You think I'm supposed to be like, oh, yeah, I lift too, bro, we're strangers. We don't do that. That's the douchiest thing anybody's ever opened with with me. And he did it. The best part is he did it in a full stretch. Pretty whipped. Think about maybe going home lifting. But I think that's ruined. And I'm like, you, fat ass, ain't going home lifting. You're. You're already complaining about a sleepy yard. It's four in the afternoon. You go home and lift. That's funny.

[Larry McFeely]

Just gives. You decline.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you laughing at? I don't know. Your hilarious comment about how to a stranger. You're thinking about maybe throwing down some. Some. I'm gonna put some plates in the air. Good for you, weirdo. And then he left. Now boarding Dallas. The flight to Dallas is boarding our end. He got up, and I didn't say anything to him.

[Larry McFeely]

Passenger double Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, double Brady. Your double. Seat belts are ready. He just moved, like, 15ft away because I laughed at him for his awesome calisthenics program that he was about to break into. Yeah, America's got. Look, I'm not. I walked around with my shirt off. I felt like Fabio. Like, this is easy. I'm feeling great. And then I turned into a lobster. And some lady goes, oh, papi longosta, huh? You're burning. I am. See, I got called poppy twice. And another time, I almost got killed by the cartel. I just remembered this. We were sitting at a table and I dropped some money. And there's these girls that saw it, and they walked over, like, immediately. I'm like, oh, no. I dropped a wad of cash. And these one tall dude and three ladies, and I saw them see me drop this big wad of cash. I'm like, oops, Target. Put it back in my pocket, sit down at the table, and next thing you notice, go, I love your glasses, puppy. I'm like, what your glasses are those. They're meta glasses. Oh, those are gray, puppy. Like, okay. Okay, that's enough of you. And then we walked over to a bar. And there. And they were. They were. They were going to kill us. There were three of them. And they followed. And the guy was no longer there. And then about an hour later, another bar. Look over. Hi, puppy. My go. Nope. Go home. Med. I. You're done.

[John Holmberg]

Pornhub videos in the making, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The porno video where you end up with your kidneys in a bathtub. You know, puppy. Call me Poppy all day, though. I did kind of like that. I've never been called Poppy. I did like that. That was kind of like. It's better than hey, bro or dude or chief. Poppy's pretty good. So if you guys see me at Youthfest this weekend, don't I. Don't chief me. Don't boss me, Poppy.

[Larry McFeely]

Hola, Papi.

[Brett Vesely]

I like that. I like that a lot, actually. I think I like that a lot. What's up, papi? They start doing that to Brady, too? He's tired of being called chief.

[Larry McFeely]

It's boss.

[Brett Vesely]

Boss. Boss. Your big one.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's go to.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's go to Poppy.

[Larry McFeely]

I got three or four this weekend.

[Brett Vesely]

Poppies or bosses?

[Larry McFeely]

I haven't gotten the poppy yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Get a Poppy. I got my first poppies this weekend. I got a couple of them. One girl told me I was a lobster. Puppy Congosta. Like what? I was just going to the bathroom. Huh? You're all red. You're getting all red. Yeah, I'm a little burned. I should put a picture of my stomach online being just as a cautionary tale because I just. I wasn't out there very long. 75 degrees. Who turned? Only a cracker turns this white. And 75 degree or red. I was. I thought it was safe. Anyway, let's get right to it. Shallow. It's a big week. We got you fest this week. Let's fire that up. You give us a Wake up song. Kick Monday off. 585 9, 800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 Kupp. Wake up, Arizona Station. It's out of control now.

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[John Holmberg]

There we go again.

[Brett Vesely]

I got covered. This to me, my Jussie Smollet, Ryan Lochte. Something doesn't smell right here. Went off on day two when Mel Kuiper got so mad and wouldn't shut up about it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, oh, he's pouring fuel on the drama. This is. This is written by the wwe. This was a dream come true. I still don't think. And when the Browns drafted him, I think they broke the script because nobody was happy about it. They showed the Browns draft that would. They say that it was an owner that says, you have to do this. Even the guy interviewed after said, this wasn't part of our plan. This wasn't what we were.

[Larry McFeely]

But he was the best player on the board.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The owner came in clearly and said, pick him up.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And probably so the Steelers don't. Somebody in our division can't have this guy. I don't think they were gonna. To me, this, this, this crank call. This, that, that. That I don't think was. This smacks of conspiratorial programming more than anything I've ever watched in my life. It was actually pretty clumsy and ham handed in the ways they did it. It wasn't. I have a. I have a feeling on this. It's like, look, Shador's covered. We've got him. We'll give him money. He's gonna be good. He's going to. He's going to be covered. Don't worry about it. And this is good for him. It's more attention. And now, you know, the Browns will be on Hard Knocks probably and they'll get to me. This was an absolute. Would you mind being the. And what Sanders family Member wouldn't be like, would you like being the star of this for days? And I know it's going to kind of be embarrassing, but you're probably not going in the first round. How about this? Also, everyone at ESPN is mad because it proves they don't know what they're talking about. You're telling me that if it's legitimate, every scout in the NFL, every scout in the NFL said he's not even a fourth round talent. Yeah, but ESPN and all the experts that they hire said he could be a third pick overall. And then people would say, you know, oh, it's Mel Kuiper said this and all. Why are you paying attention to that? Don't you spend millions of dollars to have a scouting department? And maybe Shador Sanders just isn't that good. And maybe everybody saw a flaw in it. Maybe it's his attitude, maybe it's his dad. Whatever else, that's what she heard. But bottom line is, none of that has to do with football. It's all drama. It's the Real Housewives of the NFL. And you watched it for three days. If you're an NFL fan. I was right there with you. And about day two, two and a half, I started to go, this is planned. This is conspiratorial and planned. They are doing this on purpose to make ratings for this show, which is a no go. And it starts at nine and it ends at five. It's an all day thing. After day one, after day two is a little bit interesting, but without Shador Sanders there, it wasn't. And then when that didn't happen and they did three rounds and he's still there, People got up to watch day three on a day no one watches the draft. You might check in now and image. People were glued to the set in Las Vegas. The sportsbook at the, at the Fontainebleau had a sign, 9am coverage of the draft on the biggest screen in the room. Day three of the draft, this was a miniseries. This was written. This is. Don't be fooled and think that this was all, you know, there's so many happy people at espn. There's so many happy people at the NFL. Their three day party, it's covered and they got great. They got numbers out of it. There's more money in that than there is in the other thing. And if you're willing to be a heel and Shador Sanders is willing to be a poster, I started to feel sorry for him. I'm like, this is rough.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, this is tough. Like, they're and then when they drafted him and he was super excited and cracking open suitcases full of cash, I'm.

[Larry McFeely]

Like, oh, Went back to prime behavior.

[Brett Vesely]

He knew this. He knew this was gonna happen. And they probably didn't tell him. They probably said, look, we might use you for some things. It's if you, you know, we're gonna be here a lot. Who has a three day party with cameras if their life just got, you know, totally upended?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. After the first night.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It's all.

[Brett Vesely]

You're not doing it again. Just in case you're embarrassed. Two straight days in a row and you go back for a third crack. Open the tent, get the champagne going to get a bunch of. And who's there? On the third day, celebrities came to Shador Sanders Dallas party on Saturday. There were rappers, there were actors. I'm like, does anybody not see this was a cast? Like the cast of. They had to plan that.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're there day three, I'm coming.

[Brett Vesely]

Who's doing that? Who's in Dallas that can go to his party? That was already, by the way, booked. Siddharth Sanders owned like a convention hall in a day, and it was set up and decorated. He was supposed to go on day one. Why would he have booked that? Why was that?

[Larry McFeely]

I thought it was in.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it moved to Dallas. It was at a big popular club in Dallas and it was, it was decorated for him. Like, they planned this.

[Larry McFeely]

Drop some money.

[John Holmberg]

They knew this ESPN dropped money.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody, they're like, look, Shador Dion, we're gonna take it with. You're gonna be the stars of this thing. It's not gonna be the greatest. Maybe that he didn't know he wasn't gonna get some reason he had a place set up three days he knew. I looked, I look at this as like someday this might get peeled back and go, oh, my God, this was a TV show. Because it is. None of that, none of that felt real to me. And again, it's a guy who's polarizing a little bit of a dick was like, if we give you like $10 million right up front, would you be willing to do this? You're going to be fine. You're already good in your nil money and all that. You're fine. So if we can give you that and maybe, you know, maybe have a payment plan, you get a few. You're guaranteed, like for 20 years. We're going to. If you help us with this, if we hit these numbers, you get bonus, you get ratings. Bonuses, you get it. Dude, it. To me, that was. That might as well have been a movie. It might as well have been Kevin Costner's draft day. If you're gonna. If you're gonna take network programming and give it to the NFL for nine hours on a Saturday, you better have a plan. It better be more than just picking, you know, offensive tackles from Texas, San Antonio that nobody's ever heard of. It better be something more.

[Larry McFeely]

The only thing that was missing is Roger ending up in Dallas hugging him right after the pick.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Yep. And here's the thing. The guy says, besides all the things you already pointed out about the draft, the one thing is that the fans that are in attendance, they all wait for the announcement to be made. And every team's fan has that fake cheer. Woo. Let's go. I think they're actors, too. I think there's plenty of them. Day one, they can fill it. Day two and three, who still goes there for roll call? I mean. Oh, the best you can do is turn and go. I've heard of Jack Sawyer. That's it. I know that guy is. I know. Yaya Black has a funny name. He just got drafted. He played at Iowa. Nobody watched that ever. But people be like, who cheers? Because Mark emailed that. And you're absolutely right, Mark. The Seahawks are on the clock. It's the fifth round. In the fifth round, they take Anonymous Jones. Anonymous Jones from college you've never heard of. And then they do a shot of the fans. Yeah, let's go.

[Brady Bogan]

From mcc.

[John Holmberg]

It's like, wait a minute.

[Brett Vesely]

Anonymous Jones isn't even going to play on special teams.

[Larry McFeely]

Scatter. Boo.

[Brett Vesely]

You just. Camp Scatterbo is great. You're standing there on a Saturday evening watching nobody get drafted from college, colleges you've never heard of. And you're screaming, yeah, that's completely fake. More than ever, that draft. This time I'm like, this is just bad acting at a certain point. Does anybody else see what I'm seeing? Dion's son had three days booked at clubs and parties. He had that tent built in that big party thing for Friday for both Friday and Saturday. I could kind of see that maybe that he thinks, if we don't go in the first round, I'll still have the parties. I'm gonna have a party Saturday, too. Cam Scatterboo had his party Friday, Case. He went in the third round, second or third round, and they were there. And then he's like, I'm also planning Friday, Saturday, because I'm probably a fourth round guy. And he was it went according to plan for him. He's not a big enough name to manipulate this whole thing. I didn't see that as like. And now look, we're talking about it. ESPN is going to talk about this for weeks. Should wear. Sanders career is now hooked to. Oh, my God. The biggest fall in draft history. If you're old enough like me, to remember Dan Marino's fall to being the 30th pick in the draft or 28th or something like that, when he was projected to be number one. But then there were some rumors that he did some coke. And everybody's like, even the Steelers. That was the big confirmation. When the Steelers didn't take him, like, oh, yeah, because he went to Pitt. And I'm like, they know he's a cokehead. And then they take him in Miami. And the NFL realized, Jesus, some big names that don't go early in the draft make the draft super duper interesting. We got to work this out.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, he went to the cocaine capital of the world.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. But they have TV shows on ESPN 30 for 30s documentaries about Dan Marino's Drop the Draft of 83. Like, the whole thing is. It's spectacle. Even still, Manzel, Johnny Manziel, Aaron Rodgers, they still show it. And he only dropped in the 20s. They had to sit in a room and go, what? And they told us this a couple years ago. Remember the writers room at the super bowl where they had all the players and like, why do I get Drew Brees? Like, why do I get killed off? Oh, it's just. That's late in the season. We could rewrite that. They told us. That's all. It's all fake. All that drama they manufacture on those, you know, Stephen A. Smith shows and all that stuff, this is all for them. They don't. The draft doesn't matter that much. This is all for them. All of it. They took the richest kid in the draft and said, can we play with you for a minute? And they did it. Now. I thought it was hysterical that the kid who works for Atlanta, the Falcons, who's the son of. Well, he doesn't. He worked for his dad, was the interim head coach of the jets, and then moved over to. He's the Falcons OC now or. Yeah, something like that. And so he made the call to Shador Sanders because he had his number. I didn't know this. Shador Sanders got himself a new cell phone that only NFL teams had the numbers to.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

So nobody could call him or screw with him or the phone wouldn't Be bugging him the whole time. So we had a second phone.

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, he's the only one. All the players have it. According to that. They say, yeah, it's this number used for the draft that each player has.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, each player go, go get another phone. They probably give him a deal and say, get a phone to get a phone that nobody else can ring.

[Larry McFeely]

And the kid, the 21 year old kid, the son of Aldrich, sees it on his dad's laptop at home, and.

[Brett Vesely]

He'S like, I could call Shador Sanders. And it's a. It's a pretty funny prank because the cameras are there. Why not? Then he begs for forgiveness. And he called Shador himself personally. Shador took the call. Here's the funny part. He doesn't even work for the Falcons. His dad does. And the Falcons put out a statement that basically said, look, this was egregious. We're looking into, you know, his dad. Could you imagine if your dickhead son. If my dad's job was in jeopardy every time I made a crank call, the dude would have been fired 100 times.

[John Holmberg]

Dan would have killed you.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you call some old lady and tell her that she owes bills? Yeah, I pretended to be a. I was a bill collector. God damn it. My bosses found out about that. Now I got a meeting.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it'd be like you calling representing Hunt Corps back or whatever, saying, yeah, oh, the project's all wrapped up.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Don't worry about it. Everybody has Monday off. Yep, that's right. I know we're behind schedule. Everybody's off Monday. Like, all right, anyway, to me, this whole thing, and I could be way wrong, but I don't think so. This is, you know, everybody's talking about. We're all like, ooh, this happened. Oh, drama. Ooh, the whole league was in on it. They. They were colluding against the sand. Why do they hate Deion Sanders? Why does the NFL hate Dion? So they. They don't. Dion didn't say or do anything bad during this process. He's a little bit loud.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, they tried to stir it up a little bit by saying, you know, I'm select on franchise that he'll play with.

[Brett Vesely]

I watched 12 different guys talk about where they wanted to go. Not. Not specifically. There's. There are definitely places that I'd love to go. Dion. Dion never said he ain't going to Cleveland. He's not going to Green Bay. He's not. He never once went out of his way to say, my son won't play in places Shador didn't either.

[Larry McFeely]

But there was a twist.

[Brett Vesely]

But you know who did? The talking heads at ESPN sources tell me that if he gets drafted by a team, he probably won't go there. Sources say that his dad's in making phone calls at. Maybe he's not. It's. It's great drama to sit back and say, Dion super involved.

[Larry McFeely]

And on Thursday, I believe it was last Thursday, before the whole thing happening, it was the, the two GMs, the.

[Brett Vesely]

Anonymous general manager interviews that said they were the worst interviews they'd ever seen. The anonymous General managers, sure. GMs love being loud mouth. Anonymous, please don't use my name. Never happened. Yeah, it never happened. Maybe somebody said, how did he interview? And the guy goes, not great. Because that's probably true. And there were times what, like Deion Sanders. Like what Dale told us. Teams that were like trying to meet with him that were. He's like, where do you guys pick eighth? I'm not coming out there. I'll be going. Well, way before 8, you know, Deion Sanders, was he right? He had some swag and bravado. The dude ran the 40 faster than anybody else at the time at the combine and just left. He didn't participate in anything else. He put up like a 4 to 9. I don't know what it was. It was a crazy number and just left. He goes, that should be enough. Stock went up and it was yes. Deon is a polarizing guy. He didn't do anything wrong. And the NFL does not hate Deion Sanders. And nobody on ESPN hates Deion Sanders. They love him. So this being a Deion's the problem. Shador is an asshole. Completely manufactured, 100% across the board manufactured. So today, all the way up until August, they can have a storyline with Shador Sanders. And he's probably getting paid for it. I would imagine somebody's. He's going to get something out of of this and go to those terrible ass Browns who probably got a phone call and said, what the you guys doing? If he'd have been. If he'd have been a free agent, it would have been better. At least he could have picked where he went to play you.

[Larry McFeely]

He's going to be a good linebacker for the Browns.

[Brett Vesely]

You idiots already drafted a quarterback.

[Larry McFeely]

More wide receiver.

[Brett Vesely]

Your coach just went on TV and said it wasn't part of the plan to draft two quarterbacks. We don't even know why we did it. We're idiots. We're the Browns. Of course. And I guarantee you that the NFL's like, what the. With the 145th pick, the Brown select. Shadors. What the Are they doing? Leave it to the Browns.

[Larry McFeely]

They said he was the best, you know, at the time. And that's probably the last four they passed, you know, five times.

[Brett Vesely]

He was the best from, like, the 30th pick. Yeah, they passed on him seven times. Cleveland did. And picked a quarterback before him. He wasn't on their list. They screwed it up. They screwed up the plan. Everybody else was in on it. I guarantee, if you got cameras in the other draft rooms and the Browns got them all the heads would have snapped. Like, I thought we weren't supposed to do that. Idiots. Yeah, I watched that whole thing and I said, it's all for show. Mel Kuiper takes the bullets and has for 45 years. As a guy who takes. Is inconsequential to the draft to anyone except espn. Never been a scout. If he was so good, a team would snap him up. Yeah, never been a scout.

[Larry McFeely]

Good point.

[Brett Vesely]

Never ever worked for an NFL team.

[Larry McFeely]

But has the biggest name.

[Brett Vesely]

Is the biggest name in the draft.

[John Holmberg]

How does that happen?

[Brett Vesely]

Because he. Because he got loud once and told the owner of the Colts he made a huge mistake. And the guy said, who? The Mel Kuiper. And it was the greatest thing that ever happened to his career. I will say this. It was good. I was interested. I enjoyed every second of that draft and my phone going off until I started to kind of, John, put your head on this. Because I was doing it in day two. He's still not. He's still not gone. I'm waiting for the Steelers that he had the third pick. And I'm like, if he's still there in the third round, you got to take him. Unless he just came in and crapped on people. And by the third round, I'm like, the Steelers didn't take him in the third round.

[Larry McFeely]

Can't believe it.

[Brett Vesely]

What's going on? This is a team without a quarterback. He.

[Larry McFeely]

And I'm like, he might go undrafted.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, this. I think that was the plan. This is a team that has not got a quarterback at all. And in the third round, to what we all thought was one of the highest ranking quarterbacks in this draft, they still said no. They picked a running back from Iowa. The team that literally has no quarterback. We're gonna run with Mason Rudolph. You are? Why? I've seen him play. Why? And they didn't. Then my brain switched off. Oh, I'm being fooled. I'm watching Designing Women. This is not a television show that is happening live. This is all like pre manufactured. And there's Sudor. Yeah. And now they're. And there's the other thing this guy. Eric, you're absolutely right. Just emailed, says I'm seeing on social media now. It's all based on race. Greatest thing ESPN does when they got nothing to talk about is race bait based on race. Are you kidding me? The NFL, we don't like black guys. Especially that one. I'd like him if he was white. Sanders have to be so black. Don't we have enough of those in the league? Let's just cancel this one. The Steelers drafted a dude that looked like the basis from Sly and the Family Stone name Yaya Black. They don't mind black guys. I'm pretty sure race is the dumbest argument I could have ever heard, but it made me giggle. And I just can't imagine this being a real thing, but boy was. And people who don't care. At the casino there was a lady talking to a guy. I guess that one guy's son still not picked. Yeah, you'd hear it because we had our phones buzzing every shador. Sanders still not there. Is this a case of blatant racism? Yeah. What do you think, McKinstry? Do you believe. Do you believe that there's a lot of racism in the NFL? Like no. They ask black. No, it's not at all. It's the safest place in the world. The way whites feel in the Klan. That's how blacks feel in the NFL. It's the safest place in the world.

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[Brett Vesely]

Holmberg's morning sickness, but it sure was interesting. So tip of the kitchen cap to the to the writing staff and the people who put that together because I don't buy it for a second that that wasn't collusion or pre planned or there's something boiling under the belly of this thing that we don't. I mean it is. It was glaringly obvious to me that this was designed. Now the kid doing the crank call, kind of a dick move, but hilarious. He should get in trouble if his dad gets in trouble with the Falcons or something. I hope he goes home and gets real handsy with that boy and starts knocking him around. But yeah, leave it to the Browns to screw up the script. Yeah, it's this one says so what is the conspiracy that every team was told they don't draft Sanders and he automatically goes to the Browns because they would have picked him up, therefore the Browns have to hold him out to keep up the weekend. It could be that's actually kind of a good conspiracy to say, hey, look, Browns don't pick him early will guarantee he's yours. Just bring it back, you know, all the way down to like a deep round so we can keep this alive through three. That would be a good one to tell the Browns and the rest of the league, hey, he belongs to Cleveland. We told them he can't have him. They can't draft him at 3. Make that a thing. I mean, Dylan Gabriel. The Browns picked Dylan Gabriel before.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

If they wanted him there he was.

[Larry McFeely]

It'll be a nice tryout for him.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't make sense. Well, Dylan Gabriel's not bad, but if you are to believe that they spent.

[Larry McFeely]

He lit us up.

[Brett Vesely]

If they spent time and money and energy and manpower to scout quarterbacks and they had a choice at the time in round four or three to pick Dylan Gabriel or Shador Sanders and they chose Dylan Gabriel. Why later choose Shador Sanders?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That means that because of the press Browns.

[John Holmberg]

So the funniest part was when they showed the Browns war room after they picked Sanders.

[Brett Vesely]

Not one, nobody care because they knew. Oh boy. Well, we're just part of the drama now.

[Larry McFeely]

They're working on other stuff. The call came down.

[Brett Vesely]

We're taking him the Owner I like Matt Doerr, Wachter's Texas says, I didn't know they made tinfoil hats big enough that cover even that toucan beak you call a nose. You don't have to agree with me, but it is. Look, I also do an entertainment show. Of course I'm going to look for stuff like this. Am I right? Am I wrong? But this is what. I don't think anybody's saying what I'm saying. And I think it's absolutely on. I'd be doing a great ESPN show for the next few days. Says, wait, so the guy last week laughing at RFK Jr for contrails is a conspiracy day. Donovan. I don't. This. Look, the world's too black and white. Because I think one conspiracy exists doesn't make all conspiracies true. And because I don't think one is right.

[Larry McFeely]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

Doesn't mean they're all fake. Conspiracy is a word for a reason. They exist. RFK and the chemtrails. I didn't say chemtrails don't exist. I'm saying why include it in your list of things you're banning from foods. It's one step too far. That gives people ammunition to go after you. Bad argument, Donovan. Now, this is. Let's talk about ratings. How about the player your Steelers took took. And his mom being ill now. Yeah, that was. That's crazy, too. And they did. You know, look, they've been doing drama porn. The one guy that got drafted. I forget by who. He said he's had a tragic life. His father died when he was 2. His mother died when he was 11, and he was raised by his grandparents. Like, that is pretty rough. Totally unnecessary to bring that up right now.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the voice, like, before they go up and sing, it's like. And here's the.

[Larry McFeely]

What are you gonna do?

[John Holmberg]

Tragedy that happened in his life.

[Brett Vesely]

The worst thing that's ever happened to you, says the player. Your Steelers took it a day after. And he told. That was the craziest part of that story, too, as he's on the phone with the press and the Steelers. And he said, hey, this is a great moment. I'm gonna go share it with my mom. She's on. She's in hospice. She's on her deathbed. She's in intensive care and told her he got drafted by the Steelers. And she didn't take the news well. She just dropped out. Died that night after finding out her son was. I mean, again, that seems like a private moment in a Family. They couldn't wait to tell that story, like, seconds after it happened. That was a TV show you watched. So does this mean that Deion's or Shador Sanders is the NFL's Bronnie James? Little bit. The NBA tried it. It worked out great for them, and they did kind of. You know, it was just. Isn't it awfully coincidental that Bronnie James fell to the Lakers in round two? Oh, wow. Nobody else wanted him. The answer to that is no. But yeah, it's. It was. To me, that was a. A whole lot of WWE going on. And I know there's a lot of people out there gonna still real to me.

[Larry McFeely]

Damn it.

[Brett Vesely]

But the. You don't.

[Larry McFeely]

And there's people that don't care. Love that.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's awesome. That's me.

[Larry McFeely]

Great episode.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't either. It was a great episode.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It was the last of us when that golf club went through Joel's neck. It's a great episode. Didn't expect it. What a twist. But it was definitely something, you know, we were talking about before the show. I didn't tell you my. My theory on this, but again, it was the same arguments I've been hearing. Oh, this. Oh, we're. And it's interesting. They did a great job. Really, what you should do is applaud them. They did a great job. And today you're going to hear all about it. Sports talk, espn. They're. They're not leaving this alone.

[Larry McFeely]

Can't wait to give them a couple of days.

[Brett Vesely]

Who gets the first interview with Shador? Who gets that first sit down one on one with Shador? Because that's going to be a gangbusters hit for whatever network gets it. They'll have those little clips of him talking about it right now, but after a week or so or when he's in camp, you know, I feel most sorry for that little prick Kenny Pickett. I can't catch a break. Gets drafted. Fs up, goes over the Eagles, gets a Super bowl ring, gets traded by the Eagles to the Browns. And I'm like, I don't even have a quarterback now. They've got five. And Joe Flacco is going to be the starting quarterback of the Cleveland Browns while all this nonsense goes on behind him. And that's hilarious.

[Larry McFeely]

They're saying he'll be the first one out.

[Brett Vesely]

Flacco, you're gonna keep Deshaun Watson in that room?

[Larry McFeely]

No, I just read something. Yeah, because they're there. You know, that was the debate. They're like, well, Shador is going to be potentially cut, and he ain't getting cut.

[Brett Vesely]

There's more crappy.

[Larry McFeely]

And that's what the guy was saying. No, no. If anyone's gonna go, it would be.

[Brett Vesely]

It would be Kenny Pickett. You're not getting a quarterback room with Kenny Pickett, Shador Sanders, Dylan Gabriel, and DeSean Watson. Unless DeSean's getting jerked off by all three of them. That's. Leave it to the Browns to do something like that. We don't need any veteran leadership on the Browns. Give me Kenny. Come on. Give me Kenny Pickett and two rookies. This is genius. And then, of course, the steady hand of DeSean Watson. He'll come in and occasionally impart some wisdom on the kids.

[John Holmberg]

How long are they stuck with him for?

[Brett Vesely]

One more year. Okay, desean, what would you tell the rookies? I'd tell them, get one masseuse with a small mouth. That's what I'd say. No, no, about football. Yeah. What are you talking about? And it's football. Make sure the career. Make sure the bitch speaks Korean or something. She can't just go mouthing off to the other masseuses that you've been trying to chase around with your wiener and don't finish on their tummies. They get mad about that. Don't wreck their sheets, DeShawn. We're talking about football. Yeah, the lessons I've learned in football don't. On a woman's sheets unless you know her middle name. It's crazy, but I don't know why everybody thought, oh, Deion. Everybody hates Dion. Nobody in football hates Dion. They love Dion. Dion's awesome. They couldn't stop covering Dion in Colorado. They love him. He's annoying, he's mouthy, but they love him. He's great for the product. Product sure is a good player. He's not great. He's good. It was fun to watch, though. That is for sure. I enjoyed the hell out of the way that was manufactured. And I know people be like, you're an idiot. Whatever. Okay, maybe. And there you all. That's a good one. I have an investigator from the police department. Said I thought the prank call gives your story credibility because it's designed to take your mind off of the conspiracy and divert your attention. The other thing, it feels planned. You're right. It gives you a new story to talk about so people don't sit back and try to figure out a plot. Coach's son's in on it. That's a thing you're telling Me that if coaches sons had access to those phone numbers, there wouldn't be multiple. I do it. I'm 52 years old. If Brady's like, that's the phone numbers for all the draft guys. I'm making a phone call. How you doing? You haven't met me yet. My name's Brad Charles. I'm from the Atlanta Falcons. I know you weren't supposed to get drafted till the seventh round, but we're going to choose you in the third round. And the whole family goes nuts, and there's tears. Click.

[Larry McFeely]

But you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer.

[Brett Vesely]

Who do you want to call next? Brady. Let's call Shador. Let's do it. We've been in trouble for crank calls in the past, and we're not above doing it again. Hilarious. Anyway, it's fun, but great job, NFL. Great job. Espn. What an incredible television program that was. And you got to do something because I've been saying it for. I don't understand. I. I watch it, and I still don't understand that, like, the first round I get. I'm not going to sit and watch more of that. I'll keep an eye on it. I don't know who goes to those things for two solid days and watches Roll Call. Minimum entertainment. Occasionally have a band play, but it's usually like a local band off in the corner, and you just stand in a sea of people like you're waiting to get through TSA occasionally here. Brett Festly. Brett Fesley. That's it. It's just like. It's like being excited at a pizza parlor when the. You 55, your number's up. Pep mosh. 55, we got pizza. It's announcements. It's not even.

[Larry McFeely]

Like, they do have a band playing in between the announcements sometimes, but it's.

[Brett Vesely]

Over in the corner. They can't. Between the announcements. They can't because they're. Well, in the first night, it's 10 minutes, so you get a little extra.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Next one's five.

[Larry McFeely]

You can get a band going a couple times. Roger's coming out, and they're just wrapping up a song.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's round one. Because you've got such a joke between. Yeah. The rest of it, they're just. They're. They're firing off names. Roll Call. We're gonna read you guys the phone book. Roger Goodell had the nerve to say. What people don't realize is it's a free event. Okay. Because you guys make so much money televising, it better make it good.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds like this whole thing was written by Vince McMahon and Harvey from TMZ.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a, it's a co op, 100%. I've always believed that. And I got told that by a guy who worked at CNN once a long time ago. He goes, never believe that if something is on television, the radio or anything else where they sell commercial ads, never believe that what you're watching isn't entertainment. First, if they can find a way to be more entertaining than they can just straightforward, they'll do it because it's better. And especially when two places are doing the same show, you got to find something that's better. You got to find an angle that nobody else took.

[Larry McFeely]

I just saw a survey. They surveyed 2,000 people about the media, about news on the Internet. And 41% believe that half of the stuff they hear is, is not true.

[Brett Vesely]

And it depends on the half. Depends on the half you ask and what they believe. And the other half believes the other thing. It's catered to you. There's algorithms. Bottom line is, if there's advertising, you're being bamboozled. Hi, my name's John. Commercial's coming up in a second. It's true we're here to dick around and make jokes, so it's easy for us, but for the most part, if you're, if you're on an entertainment based thing, you gotta count on it. They need some, they need something thing. It can't be boring. Straightforward is boring. Drama, we love that.

[Larry McFeely]

And factor in stories that aren't even.

[Brett Vesely]

Real completely, and then that's the one that just decided to take that angle. I think for a while though, they just tried to be dramatic or blow things up. Now they're just like, what if we just made one up? And AI will help that out, but what if they just made one up and they've been caught doing it? So it's not like, it's not like it's crazy to think that it's constant. Anyway, that's my, that's my 2 cents on the draft that everybody won't shut up about. I listened to a guy last night on the NFL Network that was on the satellite. I was driving back from the airport and it's on NFL satellite radio. And he, he didn't say what I'm saying, but he did allude to the idea that there was like, collusion. And I'm like, that's the exact same thing. I'm thinking if the NFL's colluding against the Sanders family, that doesn't make. That's like when they said that OJ Was set up by the police. How many people have to be in on that? And not one person squawks. How many people have got to be like, all right, we're all in. Why wouldn't. If Shador Sanders is that good, why wouldn't a team like the Saints or Steelers or whatever be like, we're not doing this. We want a good quarterback.

[Larry McFeely]

And yeah, I mean, so that's what I'm saying. There was something there that they all passed well or. Or that many rounds, or there was.

[Brett Vesely]

Something going on that everybody knew the same thing, and they did have a collusion package and they had something already prearranged. You'd have to have everyone sit back and say that O.J. did it, and all of the LA Police Department would have to be on board and so to say. And he was kind of saying, collusion with the NFL. I'd say it's collusion with the media first, and then they'll take care of them. And the NFL was in on it with that. They were like, oh, this is good. This is good for all of us. And for those of you who don't want to, he's not that good, so don't worry about it. The Browns were going to take him at 3. We're making this laugh. And to me, it just smacks of completely just fake. And I like it. I like stuff like that I don't like. I don't watch a lot of reality TV for how. How real it is. I like when they do potato sack races and stuff, things no one ever does. How long can the kids from Jersey Shore more balanced, nuts on their nose, like, nobody does this, but I'm gonna watch. That's not reality at all. It's 7:21. Brett, what do you got on the big board of conspiratorial music?

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[Brett Vesely]

Happened officially. Yeah, they're nominated. They're not in. They're. Or they're going.

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[Brett Vesely]

Oh, beautiful. Well, there's no reason to look forward to any other song than Birth Ritual Y. If Sound Garden's in. I didn't see that. I was busy. Soundgarden did get in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they did.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn. That's fantastic. Did Fish get in? No, thank God.

[John Holmberg]

How did that not happen?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, thank God I'm with you.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it was the same thing, you know, they said, you know, that happened to Dave Matthews band in 2020. They were the favorite. Fan favorite. But Cindy Loer is in. Is in.

[Brett Vesely]

She deserves it.

[Larry McFeely]

Outcast.

[Brett Vesely]

Great.

[Larry McFeely]

Bad Sound Garden.

[Brett Vesely]

Bad company. Sound Garden. That'll be a hell of a show. Yeah, the. The girl that was waiting on us at the cabana at the ARA pool also works at Sphere. And I said, what? What? Acts have been great? And she goes, yeah, the Eagles are good. But she's like, I don't like serving there because the whole front, lower bowl section is in chairs. They don't let them stand up because they're all old. And she said. And the Grateful Dead people just lay on the ground. They're so high. They just lay down. She goes. So it's tough to get around. Nobody wants to drink. They just. They're already drugged out of their brains. And I'm like, which ones do you hate? And she goes, fish. I'm like, what? And she goes, fish has been there. She goes, the song. It's one song. I'm like, oh, my God. I've been saying this for years. They never stop playing the same damn song. It's the longest jam in the world. And she goes. And her audience stinks. Like, they come in there all unbathed, and they're disgusting. And I'm like, man, I'm gonna marry you. You're telling me everything I love. Because that band is disgusting. Gross.

[Larry McFeely]

They have to. Those fans have to solicit a ton because those tickets are expensive.

[Brett Vesely]

So the bottom line on that one is, though, with Fish, those fans, everybody kind of knows who their fans are. So when they show up at 300,000 strong, the vote counts as, like, a fifth of a regular person, because they're just disgusting, unbathed hippies.

[John Holmberg]

They gotta sell extra Rice Krispie treats and fruity pebble treats at Chiba Hut when fish comes to town.

[Brett Vesely]

By the way, speaking of unbathed people, I saw a commercial this weekend or that Lume where they're spraying that all over their bodies. All right, to the big. In the commercial, she loves you. Put your foot on a bathtub to spray that on your body. Body. Get in the shower. If you're putting that on in the bathroom and you're like, oh, my nethers stink. I'm not getting in that shower. I'll lean against it and spray this stuff on there. No, get in the shower and clean yourself. You're already in the bathroom. Take five. Nobody's gonna care that you're late to wherever you're going.

[John Holmberg]

Put your hooves down, Put that cloven.

[Brett Vesely]

Foot on the ground and get in the shower and wash yourself like a decent human being. But sh. She. In the new commercial, she puts her foot on a bathtub and hoses off her center. Get in the tub.

[Larry McFeely]

I just think about the times where people say, oh, when you walk into. You're at the person's place and you go in the bathroom, they've got lumen or whatever products that used to be at the time. Lume's on the list.

[Brett Vesely]

FDs used to be a thing. It has a nickname, too. And I remember my dad found a can and that we were walking. I think we were walking the dog once. I was a kid, and it was on the road and litter, and my dad picked it up, and he goes. I'm like, what's that? And he goes, ugh. If you ever see one of these in somebody's bathroom, get out. Like, really? And then you look and it says feminine deodorant spray. And I'm like, what does that mean? And I'm thinking, still. I was probably 12 still. For their armpits. I didn't know that that stuff went sideways. Have you ever seen this in a girl's house? Just get out, take a bath. Yeah, she has the nerve in the commercial to put her foot on a bathtub and hose off her center. Turn some water on, buy soap, and get to scrubbing.

[John Holmberg]

That goes for fish people, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they will. It's too late.

[John Holmberg]

Buy some soap and take a shower.

[Brett Vesely]

Boy, talk about the pun of the century. Fish people. Because it smells like a hatchery. Yeah, that girl said that. The. The Grateful Dead and the Fish People think it's fun to, like, just get caked out and lay down and look at the sphere in action. And she goes. And it is cool. But I got to step over them. I gotta be careful. I'm serving drinks and stuff to people who are normal. She goes, the Eagles fans don't drink because they're too old. And she had a. Oh, she said, you too. She's not a fan, so. But that was the best crowd ever. They're all corporate rich and they buy tons. You make fortune doing Fish fans. Nothing worse. Gross. Let's do it. Soundgarden. Congratulations to one of our own sound well deserved.

[Larry McFeely]

Just a couple that we see. The White Stripes.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a great one. Checker wasn't in the hall.

[Larry McFeely]

Wasn't in.

[Brett Vesely]

That's ridiculous.

[Larry McFeely]

Now he is Joe Cocker and then Salt and Pepper and Warren Zevon will be inducted in the musical influence category.

[John Holmberg]

Now what is that?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

You know, either you're in or you're not.

[Brett Vesely]

Is he already in? And then maybe he like did writing and stuff or.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, then would Salt and Pepper already be in then too?

[Brett Vesely]

Are they musical influence category? Yeah, maybe that's just. They ask artists who influenced you the most and they keep popping up, up. So if to get to like 20, they'll give you a special award.

[Larry McFeely]

The ceremony will take place November 8th. H. It'll stream live on Disney.

[Brett Vesely]

Plus it's interesting. I remember when Soundgarden broke and they said, you guys are brand new. Like, no, we're a ten year overnight sensation. Like, we've been at this for a while. Great band though.

[John Holmberg]

They got three, four albums before.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Bad Motorfinger. Before everybody like went crazy for him. This song is still. I think you're with me on this. This is my favorite one there.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely.

[Brett Vesely]

A single soundtrack and Bad Motor Finger. The re. Oh, Birth ritual. Congrats to Soundgarden. They're in the hall of fame. It's 98k. Oh, did I ever. By the way? It just popped in my head. Ever tell you, do you know why Chubby Checker's called Chubby Checker? I forget. It's the greatest, like thing that. It's just so simple. He was a huge Fats Domino fan. So they said, what do you want to call yourself? And he goes, I love Fats Domino. And he's like, I'm fat. She can't be fat though. Sorry. I'm chubby. I can't do games. I don't Domino Checkers. I'm Chubby Checkers. Like, okay. Just the stupidest thing in the world.

[Larry McFeely]

A lighter version.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why he's called that is because he loved Fats Domino. So he became Chubby Checker, which is like just a silly little play on Fats Domino.

[Larry McFeely]

That's funny.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He's in the hall of Fame now too. He deserves it. Soundgarden Birth ritual it's 98. Congrats boys. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD.

[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Guest Speaker]

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[Brett Vesely]

Kind of missed the idea that we're not going to do the Doug Hopkins game. I really enjoyed that. First and foremost, so you guys could qualify to win 5,000 bucks on Saturday. Second, so I could kind of give myself a little, you know, financial autopsy there and realize I'm spending $72 for a sandwich and fries sometimes because I'm hungry for lunch and I'm too lazy to go get it. Some of those receipts were like, wait a minute. I did what? For a turkey sandwich and some fried. $74, please. You're out of your mind. I love convenience, though. Mmm. America. Really tough. A lot of people like my Shador Sanders, take a conspiracy. Some of you didn't. Some of you think I'm crazy. But you know what? I just did exactly what ESPN did. I divided you and I made you interested. And now you're talking about something. See how easy it is? I'm stupid and I can manipulate. Manipulate the power of this stupid microphone. Yeah, I'm an idiot. You know, most of the people that. You know this. Most of the people that work at a news station just failed at being what I am. That's like on a news radio talk thing. They're just. I love Broomhead, and he's great at what he does, but Mike would rather be doing this. Yeah, Mike would lay. Mike's funny. He's a fun guy. You don't want to go up there and talk about. About taxes on schools for an hour.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think Ladonna likes beating the hell out of Sharp?

[Brett Vesely]

I do. I actually think Ladonna loves that. Nice outfit, Sharp. Do they sell men's clothes there, Ladonna? Anyway, yeah, that's the thing I always laugh at, so. It's the power of the. The stupid stick. I know for a fact Jim Sharp would rather have done that. This. He tried for 25 years. I'll do news, damn it. News is that next stop for people who didn't do well. At least they did okay. Just wanted more. Jim's good at what he does, but he's no expert. He just comes up with interesting ways to say stuff. Sometimes news is the first fall off, and then if you hear anybody doing traffic and you used to hear them on the air, oh, man, the drug habit was bad. It was terrible, the drug. Drugs so bad.

[Larry McFeely]

Porn, kerosene on many bridges.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Most guys were like, hey, blah, blah, blah, hey, that guy used to do afternoons over at ZZP years ago, the 202 is pretty clogged up, like my nose from cocaine. The 90s were rough on me. I drive a Ford Fairlane. Not a good one either. Yeah, who am I kidding? It's a Strato. Anyway, you won't see me any. Any of these roads because my car doesn't run. I'm Blah, blah, blah from kzdp afternoons doing traffic. Now, you know what I discovered this weekend in Vegas? This is a. I hate to do this, ladies. This is a little swing at you, but you guys need to be aware of this. Whenever people mention a downfall of a man, and this doesn't happen when a woman hits the skid kids, but a downfall of a man. What are the four things they always say he has? Gambling, started drinking, drugs, women. You're one of the four vices that can take a man down. Never does a woman hit the schedule. Oh, she was embezzling money, she was gambling. She started drinking, doing drugs. The men. It doesn't happen, but that's one of the four. Oh, he was a. Tries just a. Drugs and women took him down.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, the men were never. Never the vice.

[Brett Vesely]

You have never heard that about a woman. What happened to her? She was like. Didn't Stacy have like. Yeah, things were good. She found drugs and men taking too much d. Drugs and men took her down, started fooling around with too many guys. The next thing you know, didn't have anything left. But women are what? You're one of the four. And it's never argued even by women. What happened to that guy? Got all mixed up in drugs and women. Oh, poor bastard. Is he all right now? Yeah, he went to some programs. You ever hear that about a woman, Ashley? I got wrapped up in money.

[Larry McFeely]

She got money and power.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Man, she went through some marriages. She's been halved.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, Brady, that's taking another step. That's just. You're not wrong, but let's not go there. Let's not palate. We don't need a pile on.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm just saying the fact that you don't hear that.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you never hear it. They're.

[Larry McFeely]

They're either smarter about it.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, sure.

[Larry McFeely]

That they're like, I'm not getting married.

[Brett Vesely]

We've made their vaginas a drug and a commodity. They were wise enough to make our dicks kind of like, I guess I'll touch it. To women, our dicks are like going up on the roof to, like, check out, like, get some stuff fixed. It's a job. Right down to Bobby Slayton's old Joke. Even the thing they do to pleasure us they called a blow job. They made it employment. It's a chore. All right. I guess I'll do it. We've never. We don't do a. Anything on them that we call a job unless it's a boob job, and that's to enhance it for more play.

[John Holmberg]

For us.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, for us. Oh, I have to do that oral job on you now? Well, if it's a job, I guess it just shouldn't do it at all. I'll go down there. We actually call it that kind of a blowjob. Are you hiring me for that right now? Yep. We had that talk the other day. Some guy that we all knew. Poor bastard. Yeah, things went south. Drugs and women. What? Which one was worse? I think you'd rather stayed on the drugs, ladies. That's true. It's very funny, 22. It's time for the braid report. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. The best patio shades. They say Arizona. I'm gonna go everywhere. We got good shade here. I was watching that last. Last night, they were showing retractable shades on a TV show.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And, like, don't. Don't get bad work done. It'll rip the side of your house off. They had some dude shades up there.

[Larry McFeely]

And it's not set right.

[Brett Vesely]

It was a DIY job, and the wind blew, and the whole side of his stucco house came off. Off. It wasn't much of a wind. It's hilarious, though. But right now, you need somebody doing it right. You need to have that shade in your backyard. The temps are fluctuating. Right now. We're in that beautiful springtime in Arizona. Nothing better than sitting outside at sunset. And if the sun is directly in your face or wrecking your area that you would like to be, all you got to do is call All Pro Shade Concepts. Brady did it. He's got a backyard room now, which is just beautiful and didn't cost him a ton. You can watch TV back there and enjoy yourself and what is now the new cool Arizona room without all that weirdness that used to come with those it's beautiful stuff. All you got to do is go to allprochet.com Brady, report it.

[Larry McFeely]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett Vesely]

Hi.

[Larry McFeely]

Happy National Superhero Day. National Blueberry Pie Day. That's it?

[Brett Vesely]

Nope. That's where I thought there was a third one.

[Larry McFeely]

There probably is, but.

[Brett Vesely]

But you stopped at blueberry pie like the fat girl from Willy Wonka needs.

[John Holmberg]

Go no further than that.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you're turning violet, Violet. Blueberry pie. I feel funny. You're turning violent violet.

[Larry McFeely]

Couple of basis fun facts. West Virginia is the only remaining state that doesn't ban beastiality.

[Brett Vesely]

Washington doesn't have a beastiality law.

[Larry McFeely]

West Virginia.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I thought you said Washington. Well, yeah, that makes sense. Mississippi. Kind of the. I don't know. Some of that deep south probably has some flexible rules.

[Guest Speaker]

Arkansas, they've got flags like roadkill.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you can have sex with roadkill in Arkansas. They probably have a word like in parentheses that says living.

[Guest Speaker]

It's also one of those states where you can scrape up roadkill. Take it and eat it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. And people do that?

[Guest Speaker]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Ventriloquism.

[Brett Vesely]

God, I wish you'd try that.

[Larry McFeely]

Started as a religious practice.

[Brett Vesely]

You imagine Brady the ventriloquist.

[Larry McFeely]

The ancient Greeks called it gastromancy, and they believed that the ventriloquist was getting messages from spirits in their stomach and revealing them through a dummy.

[Brett Vesely]

When was this?

[Larry McFeely]

Ancient Greek days.

[Brett Vesely]

We still hold these people in high regard. They're statues to these dummies.

[Larry McFeely]

The original name for Frank Sinatra's song New York, New York was Theme from New York, New York. And it was the theme song from the Martin. Martin Scorsese movie New York, New York in 1977. That version was performed by Liza Minnelli. Sinatra re recorded his own version 1979, and it became the version everyone knows.

[Brett Vesely]

New York, New York wasn't around before 1977.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes. So.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, news to me.

[Brett Vesely]

Me too. I figured that was like one of his 60s hits, even 50s, maybe. And Martin Scorsese's movie New York, New York, do you know that one? I don't either. Is this all made up?

[John Holmberg]

Because now I'm like, now I'm tripping out.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a new study out where researchers say they may have pinpointed the exact age when bad habits like smoking, drinking, not exercising start to trigger health problems.

[Brett Vesely]

34.

[Larry McFeely]

You're close. Scientists track the health of hundreds of children born in 1959 until they were 61 years old. They found that those who regularly smoked, boozed, and lounged around in their younger years ended up sicker and more depressed. And on average, those people's health started to decline at the age of 36.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that's pretty close.

[Larry McFeely]

The findings highlight the importance of tackling risky health behaviors as early as possible to prevent damage from building up over the years. But there's another way you can look at it. Enjoy the partying and debauchery into your 30s. And as long as you quit the bad stuff and ask for a gym membership on your 36th birthday, you're gonna be all right. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Drop the booze and women, those terrible vices. That's. I know. I knew it was in the mid-30s somewhere, because as a wise old sage, I realized somewhere in my mid-30s was when sleep used to sometimes hurt me. I would wake up with an injury like, my arm didn't work right for like, a full three days. I'm like, why did I. Oh, I slept wrong. That never happened before.

[Guest Speaker]

Yeah, that nerve deadness.

[Brett Vesely]

I never considered going to the hospital for a sleep injury until my 30s. Like, sometimes I'd wake up with that arm and it would go away. In my 30s, I'd wake up like. I think I wrenched my back. I don't know. What did I do last night?

[Guest Speaker]

What's neuropathy?

[Brett Vesely]

I can't get up.

[Larry McFeely]

Why do I have it?

[Brett Vesely]

I can't get up. Something happened while I laid here and rested. I pulled a muscle. Then. That's also when those calf cramps started to show up in my. The meanest thing your God has ever invented. Brady. Beyond pediatric cancer. Cancer are. You had too much to drink. You're not hydrated enough. I'm gonna wake you in the middle of the night, make it feel like somebody's pulling your Achilles tendon out of your leg. There's nothing worse than those dehydration calf cramps that just show up. I got one Sunday.

[Larry McFeely]

I got one yesterday as well.

[Guest Speaker]

Drinking your vice.

[Larry McFeely]

And that's why.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I was out there with the booze and the drugs and the ladies. I was faking that. I faked Molly because I didn't think.

[Larry McFeely]

Mine was gonna go away.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I almost wanna. You wake up screaming in that deep slumber, and then your calf goes. Let's just jump out of his body. What's happening? I got a terrible calf cramp this weekend. That never happened until I was about mid-30s. And it was also because my body's like, stop. Stop drinking so much. This weekend is killing us. You get gout. You don't get gout in your 20s. 20s. You drink too much. You have some delicious red steak, and next thing you know, you can't walk for a month.

[Guest Speaker]

I know. We had a kid at the old station work down the hall that got the gout. Which one wasn't it in? Evan or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

He was £800.

[John Holmberg]

I had it here.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. How old are you? Two years ago. There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the worst.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's from fun. He had too much fun in your body.

[Guest Speaker]

Steak.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You get red meat. Too much booze, drinking, too many ladies, too much drugs.

[Larry McFeely]

Uric acid.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, because that's true. You drank like crazy. You ate a bunch of red meat, probably had some wine, and then you had sex, booze, food, ladies.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Your body shut down.

[Larry McFeely]

We have some Easter fallout still coming in. An accused drug dealer in East Texas is facing charges after police say filled at least five plastic Easter eggs with weed and hid them for customers to find. This happened in Lufkin, Texas. The guy's name is Avante Nicholson. The cops found out about it when he posted photos of the eggs on Facebook. Kind of like our Easter keg hunt.

[Brett Vesely]

Not really, though.

[Larry McFeely]

Less.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Ours was legal. We didn't fill them with drugs.

[Larry McFeely]

He told that whoever shopped with him the. The day they would get hints revealing where the eggs were hidden. Police found four of them. The fifth egg was found in a park by a man and his granddaughter the day after Easter. Most of them were hidden in parks. Cops also found at least one egg behind a Motel 6.

[Brett Vesely]

See next year, hide coupons for weed in the eggs.

[Larry McFeely]

All together, the eggs were over a quarter ounce of weed.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, here's the story, Brett. A man named Devonte Nicholson.

[Larry McFeely]

Avant.

[Brett Vesely]

Avante. Hid Easter eggs full of weed. What color is this crime?

[John Holmberg]

Come on. Do I get. Do I gotta answer that? I mean, come on.

[Brett Vesely]

We were right. The picture is exactly what you'd have drawn if I asked.

[Larry McFeely]

You pretty much even posted pictures of the eggs. You know, for the head.

[Brett Vesely]

It looks like a dirty Odell Beckham Jr.

[Larry McFeely]

We had a female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight to Chicago.

[Brett Vesely]

We got a picture of her.

[Larry McFeely]

We don't.

[Brett Vesely]

I was gonna say she's white.

[Larry McFeely]

She stripped down naked and pooped on her seat in the plan.

[Brett Vesely]

Still gonna go with white.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think I will too.

[Guest Speaker]

Yeah, I'll go.

[Brett Vesely]

Over 40 angry women on planes on discount airlines are almost always white.

[Larry McFeely]

They wouldn't let her hit the bathroom because they're getting ready to land there.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't understand that rule.

[Larry McFeely]

She decided, I don't want to mess my clothes up. I'll take the risk. Drop it on the seat.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a white woman. Yeah. I don't get that name.

[Guest Speaker]

No Nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

I understand that the. The FAA says stay in your seat while in the landing process because there's all sorts of stuff that can go goofy, but, man, that flight I had Friday, it was windy in Vegas. I love the JSX they're all full up, by the way. They're not selling any more tickets, so. It's awful. They're good. Gonna stick around for a while. Don't even ask for tickets. They're done. But the. The wind was whipping in Vegas, and the pilot pops on. He does his pilot thing. Nobody can hear you. It's gonna be a little windy. Landing. Good gusts amount 35, 40 miles an hour. So time. Don't worry about it. We'll be all right. It's just gonna be. We were on a kite. I swear to God. I think the thing did three spins. The back end of the plane swung out once. We were facing the wrong way for a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

We've done that too.

[Brett Vesely]

Going into Vegas. The JSX plane is a kite.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

The bigger ones don't do that. That little guy. One gust of wind. It was so windy yesterday on the. The plane was jiggling around. We were still on the ground. Like, I wanted, like, turbulence. And we're not moving that plane. I was looking out the window, and I could see the skyline. And suddenly. Well, there's North Vegas. There's. There's the skyline again. It was everywhere.

[Guest Speaker]

Did you mention this might throw our. Our guesses off? The flight was from Philly to Chicago. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

She could have been Puerto Rican.

[Guest Speaker]

I'm thinking she could have been looking for water.

[Brett Vesely]

She's the white wooder. Need some more water. Her.

[Larry McFeely]

We've got this doctor in Scotland that is in trouble because he set up spy cameras all over his flat, his apartment. He hit him in air fresheners and smoke alarms, and he'd have parties, bring people over.

[Brett Vesely]

Did he pass?

[Larry McFeely]

And he recorded at least 30 people. He was in court after getting busted because one of the couples was actually getting it on. And he had that. But he said he put him up there because he wanted to find out. He was concerned about the. His small penis and he wanted to see how he could compare to. Some of the other guys are over there.

[Brett Vesely]

I have a What would Brady do Coming today? That I read first thing this morning. You know, if. Remember this story? This dude did a little. He's. Same thing. Same exact concerns. He was concerned about.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes. There's the guy that's concerned.

[Brett Vesely]

He's an Asian Scotsman. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there you go.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't even. You know what? Normally I'm pretty good at this. I don't know how to mix that accent.

[Larry McFeely]

Well. The judge. Judges didn't buy it. It's like you're recording people.

[Brett Vesely]

My Name is you, Mac Young. And I believe I have a smarter penis they found. I'm trying. I'm working on it.

[Larry McFeely]

They found him guilty of 23 three breaches of the Sexual Offenses Act.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, so he was trying to film other penises to see where he measured.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what he was saying. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Couldn't just go over to the local gym and wander around the locker room once and go, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He's so used to pixelation. You know, he wasn't.

[Brett Vesely]

You know. Yeah, it's true. He's Asian.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

He's never seen penises. I don't know how I measure up.

[Larry McFeely]

And I wonder if that would have changed if they were pixelated in the court.

[Brett Vesely]

I have got to be evidence. I have got to hear an Asian Scottish mix up.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna be working on that all night.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's good. In my brain. It doesn't. Most of the time, I'm like, oh, that. We could do that. But, man, that's a tough one. Like if Donkey and Shrek one was like, Shrek was sort of also Asian. Ting hai. Donkey Charlie don't serve. I got nothing.

[Larry McFeely]

I've got a hero.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope, Nothing. I got nothing. That was good. Both of them say, hey, you gotta add the I, hero. Welcome to my rare donkey son. Yeah, Donkey son. Hey, donkey son. We have to get Lord Fall quad.

[Brady Bogan]

Careful, careful.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's a really tough one. You said I'm funny. Shrek. What's going on? Hey, donkey son. I can't do it. I'll work on that. I'll get back to you. If for no reason whatsoever other than to offend two people at once.

[Larry McFeely]

I got a couple of Wild America stories.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, I'm ready for you, I think. Go.

[Larry McFeely]

Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with your Wild America in Massachusetts. There's a pileated woodpecker.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought it was pilated. You've always called him pilated. Have you been saying it wrong? Well, big shock problem. No. Okay, so it's now peliated.

[John Holmberg]

Peliated.

[Brett Vesely]

Because every time Brady's seen a woodpecker and I've been in his pilot woodpecker, then you have something else for years. What else do you say after that? There's a little phrase for a while that you say that. And then your dad came out and was playing golf with him and he did the same thing. I'm like, oh, it's family tradition. That's it there. Yellow belly sapsucker or pilated woodpecker. That was it there. It was that Was what it was you did. The laugh triggered him. How do I not remember that?

[Larry McFeely]

So this. This woodpecker has damaged more than 20 vehicles in the Rockport area, Massachusetts. It's. Broken windshields. Peck the cars pretty hard. They're saying the reason why. It's. It's mating season now.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey. Noon.

[Larry McFeely]

They get a little jacked up.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, go ahead, play it. This is how you're supposed to say it. Like this. Hit the thing. Come on, now. Now that's what you do. Oh, Richard. Pilated woodpecker. You screwed that up.

[Guest Speaker]

Make sure you're in a quiet location and. Oh, it's practice. It's supposed to be listening to me.

[Brett Vesely]

Pileated woodpecker. Pileated.

[Larry McFeely]

Pileated.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go. Pileated woodpecker. Yeah, there you go. Practice that at home, Brady. And then practice with Toledo.

[Larry McFeely]

Pilated woodpecker.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go. You nailed it. Nice job.

[Larry McFeely]

In Virginia, this woman says she was traumatized after she went to sip her margarita at a Mexican restaurant. Found a live snake in it. Carletta and margarita. Well, standard sized margarita, but it was a baby snake. She's in Richmond this month at a place called the Patron Cantina. She and her husband just finished eating at a bar. When eating at the bar, when she found something hit her forehead. She felt something hit her forehead and asked, what was that? She looked down in her drink.

[Brett Vesely]

What color is this restaurant? What hit me in the forehead? I'm just kidding. It was a snake.

[Larry McFeely]

She looked down at her drink, freaked out when she saw the baby snake in her. In the glass. She snapped a photo of it wrapping itself around the straw. Employee tried to remove the snake with a stick. Then another customer just grabbed it, took it outside. No word on what type of snake it was.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why if you ever lose this job, you can't go to news. Because if La Donna Harvey's like, and then the lady was hit in the nut or in the. Well, they couldn't say that. Then the lady was hit in the forehead with. And then. Brett, God damn it, this is serious news.

[Larry McFeely]

Carlotta says the employee offered to move her to a booth, but she just got out of there as fast as possible. They did at least comp her meal.

[Brett Vesely]

Megan told me a story that she was in the backyard cleaning poo, dogging her own.

[Guest Speaker]

She just got off the southwest flight.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but check the security camera cameras. Why? Like, what's going on? I went to clean up a poo, and it ran away. It was like a little mouse or something. Little field mouse. And she went to Go scoop him up. And it took off running. He was in the grass, like kind of hunched up in a little brown ball.

[Guest Speaker]

Did you get a good jump on the.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't see it. I couldn't find it. It was like a whole bunch of. If I find it, trust.

[Larry McFeely]

Me.

[Brett Vesely]

The poop has come to life. All hail the poop.

[Larry McFeely]

And that's your wild America. The world's first sperm race happened in LA on Friday night.

[Brett Vesely]

It was a good race.

[Larry McFeely]

Student from USC going up against a guy from ucla.

[Brett Vesely]

It's pretty entertaining.

[Larry McFeely]

They did three heats and were tied after two. Then the USC get won the rubber match.

[Brett Vesely]

Now do they throw three batches or is it just sperm like in the same batch? Yeah. Dropper that they dump a bunch down from or does a kid have to drop three back because by the third batch. That's impressive.

[Larry McFeely]

I think maybe they just take a sample of each of one. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You just take a little eyedropper and.

[Larry McFeely]

Eyedropper put it in there because I don't know, there's not that many, you know, people question whether it was CGI maybe. Have you seen it?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I thought the.

[Larry McFeely]

They're like, I'm not buying into this route that the it takes some race move.

[Brett Vesely]

But you don't know what sperm do. It's the first time you've ever watched that.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly. But people wagered a combined amount of $329,000.

[Brett Vesely]

It's pretty good. I'm telling you. You met people. Right? Right. They're just grown up sperm. A lot of them are unpredictable. I bet you a few sperms are too.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It was pretty interesting. I the one thing I didn't like was. And if they continue to. If they want to do this more the double entendre announcing the jokes. They're going to run out of those real fast. Like that dude had a bunch of like he did like little puns and.

[Larry McFeely]

Things with sperm racing.com if you want to check it out.

[Brett Vesely]

But it was the UCLA kid sperm like stopped the US and the one race that I saw, one of them was just a complete blowout.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a halftime show by Ty Dolla sign.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, man.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine if your boy Russell from Vegas showed up there with his magical sperms?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Thank you, Brett. Yes. That would be to. With my magical sperms. Mm. $250,000. I'm not gonna donate sperm to a race. I'm like the shadow of Sanders of sperms. I'm already got my money. I'm a high draft pick here. I'M going to raise some boy from usc. That's crazy talk. You've heard of me, baby. I'm Russell. My sperms go for $250,000 a cup.

[Larry McFeely]

I got two quick radio videos.

[Brett Vesely]

All right?

[Larry McFeely]

The first one is this speedboat. Lake Havasu.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you hear 200 miles an hour. What does he do? Doing. Is it one of those cigarette jet boats?

[Larry McFeely]

It's. It's the racing boat.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. It just takes flight. Yeah, yeah. No is right. That thing flies off football field. Is everyone okay?

[Larry McFeely]

Don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh my God. It's just horrifying. That thing is flying.

[John Holmberg]

So those boats drivers are okay right there.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

And those boats are so wide, they're. They're trailered sideways.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, really? I didn't see that.

[Guest Speaker]

Yeah, they put it. They put it like the hydroplanes do that where they put it on an angle.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought you meant like they turned it front to back to the side because the trailer.

[Larry McFeely]

No, they have to set an angle. I. To just put on a regular trailer.

[Brett Vesely]

Put it on its side.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's crazy. Then I saw that video. I was like, the guy's going 200 miles an hour. Was he. Was there a race or did he just go. Everybody move. Watch this. This. Cuz it looks like says it was.

[Guest Speaker]

Part of the desert shootout. Desert Storm Shootout, 20, 25. So it must be like a festival up there.

[Brett Vesely]

There is some sort of a. A track that they can run. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Next one's another ice bucket challenge. This is. All right, keep them up, people.

[Brett Vesely]

From the. Oh, second story. Guy drops the water and then he jumps down the second story almost.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't think he jumps.

[Brett Vesely]

Almost lands. Know though clearly the balcony broke because the balcony comes down first. And then there's a dude that almost hits the guy. They're pouring ice on him. And how oblivious is ice bucket boy that the balcony's falling and he just stays there? His. But is his buddy alive?

[Larry McFeely]

No follow up?

[Brett Vesely]

None. Well, shocking.

[Larry McFeely]

They should have a little thing on some of those videos. What happened, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Or. Or the person watching them could look into it.

[Larry McFeely]

So I gotta do all the work.

[Brett Vesely]

Why wouldn't they just tell you, right? Nobody evidently. You just introduce them with questions. All right, you ready?

[Larry McFeely]

He's got a sore hip.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he does that for sure. John Morant has a sore hip. That guy landed directly on it. This guy topped it.

[John Holmberg]

It's light today.

[Brett Vesely]

So guy on a motorcycle. Security cam. Terrible country. Bicycles and motorcycles everywhere.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, clothesline.

[Brett Vesely]

One of the motorcycles going through. That's the Fastest TR. Train arm I've ever seen in my life.

[John Holmberg]

No, he doesn't. He doesn't get hit by the train. I'll just.

[Brett Vesely]

Look how quick that train arm comes in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

They're just riding along and then the train's like. It's close.

[Larry McFeely]

The guy riding ducks.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he can't. He's gonna go down if he. If he has taken.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're not seeing this.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. That's your job.

[John Holmberg]

I think we've seen this one before.

[Brett Vesely]

But let's recap.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the cheerleader.

[Brett Vesely]

Cheerleader.

[John Holmberg]

He's going to town.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Cheerleader talking to another cheerleader. And white cheerleader gets punched by a black girl. And she takes two swings at the black girl. Now it's on. It is on. It has been brought in. Oh, the white girl's doing some work. She takes down Shirley from what's Happening's diner. She won the fight. Oh, yeah. I'd have lost that bet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah?

[Larry McFeely]

What happened?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, clearly the white girl won, and then the black lady was probably arrested. That's America. Wait a minute.

[Guest Speaker]

Are you asking for a follow up?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He's doing it on purpose. Because he's being a dick. It's Brady's. The one time you guys don't do it is going to be no, because you're 3,000 times in. He's once.

[Guest Speaker]

You're what?

[Brett Vesely]

We got it. We'll get it ticking back. Yeah, yeah. When you stutter a thousand times and somebody does it once, you can't make fun of them. You're the leader in the clubhouse.

[John Holmberg]

This is some terrible video, but it.

[Brett Vesely]

Is what it is. It's a car race going down a road. Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel. All right. It's that commercial where Vin D's fast and furious. There's two cars riding next to each other. Vin looks out his window, and then they just put in another guy beating it off next to him.

[Larry McFeely]

Family.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what we do in this household. We're family.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end it with this one. Okay, Sniper video.

[Brett Vesely]

Sniper video. This guy's sitting up in a perch. He's gonna get taken out, isn't he?

[Guest Speaker]

Big shell.

[Brett Vesely]

What is that thing? Looks like something out of Star Wars. Oh, there's his target. Oh, Handoff exploded off. My God. Why are we getting these videos? Blue dude's hand up. They didn't start running until his hand came off.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. I told you.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks a lot, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

Well, hey, who sent you that one?

[Guest Speaker]

What do you want me to do?

[Brett Vesely]

Bailey.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was Bailey.

[Larry McFeely]

He's on those websites again.

[John Holmberg]

Those are Bailey websites.

[Larry McFeely]

That's the only ones he's got.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got a lot of bitterness in his. He lives with a lot of bitterness. And it comes out. I told you. When you stuff all that stuff down, it starts creeping out.

[Guest Speaker]

Like you at Samurai Joe's or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

That place is, starts creeping out a little bit, pops out here and there. And then the bitterness turns into anger. And then the anger stops. A heart just warning you. He stomped down enough. It's the bowl at the Mongolian Grill, Brady. It's full. And you keep putting it in there. Let's get it. There you go. That's enough of that. We'll get to the Guadalupe replay in seconds. There goes your brady report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rocket. It's out of control now.

[Brady Bogan]

HMS podcast. Time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feldface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com this Friday.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd like to go hunting the greatest action franchise of the past decade. How do I start doing what you do? Reloads. Looks like you already have. From the world of John Wick, ballerina Richard Ricky Hill. All right, it is time now for the most moral man in all of Phoenix to solve all of your issues. By the way, ACDC just clobbered it up there in Vegas this weekend. Didn't get to go to that, but I got reports back from people who were there. Same sent me some pictures. It was a sea of humanity walking in and out of that place. ACDC still getting it right. I won't see them ever again. Not because they're bad, not because I don't want to. I watched the them. I watched them perform perfectly once. And I don't want that to be sullied. And I think that might be kind of stupid of me. But also it guarantee it's. You know what it is? It's Curly from City Slickers. It's his philosophy when Billy. Chris, like, what? No, this is wrong. You have to go find her. You got to go Find her. And he goes, why? Well, she could be the love of your life. She already is. And then he rides off. The only thing doing more it will possibly ruin it now. Could also get better.

[John Holmberg]

I doubt it.

[Brett Vesely]

But what in life gets better, right? When you start pushing, when it's already perfect. Let it be. Let it be. Yep. But, man, I saw AC DC way back and it was such a good show. I don't anyway, but that. Looking at all the people that were. Everybody was pretty happy at the Raider Stadium. It's time for Brady to give you this beautiful stuff. Cleaning you up, make you guys happy again. And it's brought to you by Mo Money Pawn. MMP Guns. Right there inside Mo Money Pond, 12th street in Indian School. All the gun stuff you'd ever need. They got the ammo, they got the gear. They got vests, they got, you know, cases. The cases are beautiful. That's one thing we never talk about. That's over there. I have a case for that AK that I've got that's the envy of every. Every time I show people the AK thing, they're like the case. And I'm like, you're telling me that came with it? It's amazing. You can get all that stuff over. Over there. Beautiful things. And they got the building for. For the nines and then the Glock and you can get the AR15 build. It costs a little less. You learn a lot about what you're doing, and you learn from the best. And they're doing the Byron special. Big, Big Byron's birthday, man. You know what it is?

[John Holmberg]

I think it's almost, you know, you name your price up to 20.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. That's right. You name your price of how much you went off up to 25. I don't know why anybody would go with 20%. If you could name. Just name up to 25%. If you can guess. 25% of the final bill. Yeah, that's the Byron special. Yeah, he'll hook it up to the penny. Mo Money Pawn, 12th street and Indian School.

[John Holmberg]

Tell them we sent you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, tell them that Brett sent you. All right, we'll get to that in a minute. Got a couple of gems in here, Brady. This one says, dear Brady, is there anything I can do at all to make my wife more attractive to me? She doesn't look anything like she used to. And not because of age. It's just because she doesn't try. She always looks great when she goes somewhere with her work friends. But with me going to dinner or Something hair goes straight into a ponytail, throws on a crappy pair of pants and a T shirt, and then tells me she shouldn't have to try so hard for me. I should love her no matter what. And I do. But she's always the one that says to me that relationships are hard work and I look good. I try. I'm not asking for. I'm not asking for her to be decked out constantly, but why not try every once in a while? I'd love it if she'd try a little. Help me start this chat with her without getting my dick kicked in. Brad, hold on. Brad, did you write this?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Ms. New Booty always looks beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

Hell, yeah, she does.

[Larry McFeely]

Molly. I would suggest Molly.

[Brett Vesely]

The little Molly will work. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Five across tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

It is true.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a tough one.

[Brett Vesely]

We get comfortable with each other. It's not just a woman thing. We get comfortable with each other and start like, yeah, I don't have to put on any show for you. I already got you what I got you right. Then you see when they go out with friends and stuff that they. They don't want to look lazy and sloppy. It's just for you.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

How do you start that chat?

[Larry McFeely]

I. I don't have an answer for that. I. I mean, starting the chat is obviously an important thing if you can talk about it. A lot of times you. You don't find out, like, yeah, how do you communicate that, being the. The closest. Sometimes that the closest person to deliver that news to your partner, it goes the other way.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. You don't like lingerie? Disappears at a certain point from ever. They just stop.

[John Holmberg]

The gray sweats show up.

[Brett Vesely]

The sweats show. We've been. We've been on that for years here at this show. Once the gray sweats show up, it's like, oh, she's feeling pretty complacent.

[Larry McFeely]

And then flipped around the other side. You think, Are women better at communicating it to their husbands?

[Brett Vesely]

Are you kidding? If Ronnie came up to you today and said, you dress like a pig when we go out, that's gonna change. You'd change it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all it would take. Try that with her.

[John Holmberg]

Well, then you're an asshole.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, you would be if you're a guy and you walk up and you go, hey, you don't ever try. You look like garbage every time we go out. And I want you to put on some clothes that make you look pretty. Pretty. Oh, my God. Every time she got dressed up. Is this good enough for you or am I Not pretty enough. Oh, boy, Here we go. You're getting your dick kicked in no matter what.

[Larry McFeely]

So it's your choice. You want to get it kicked in or just keep rolling it down the road.

[Brett Vesely]

Or just taking your lume pig out to dinner every once in a while.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, maybe do more sweatshirts.

[Brett Vesely]

I think so, too.

[John Holmberg]

Or start going to some higher class places where she take her to better.

[Brett Vesely]

Places that don't take sweats and ponytails. That's a good thought, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

No more Riddler.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, quit the two.

[John Holmberg]

Step it up.

[Brett Vesely]

Quit the two for Tuesday. If you wanted her to try, you got to try a little harder, too. That's a good point. We'll make it even for everybody. She's not dressing up because you keep taking her over to 711 and getting a hot dog.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Solved it. Well done, boys. Take her into a nice place.

[Larry McFeely]

Now, if she's not dolling up into.

[Brett Vesely]

The nice place, she throws a ponytail on and puts sweats on and go. All right, let's go. What time's this Ocean 44 open. It's like, oh, my God. Goodness.

[Larry McFeely]

Put a cup on and tell her.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, or you dress like a pig.

[John Holmberg]

Again.

[Larry McFeely]

It doesn't matter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I mean, like a dude.

[Brett Vesely]

Even worse than normal.

[Larry McFeely]

I, I, I still like. You said something.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I was gonna say, you see the way we come to work, I'm.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I'm. But I'm not complaining. If I was complaining, I the first, maybe that's the way to do it. Okay, we've solved two problems. This is way to do it. Take her to dinner and then come out of the bedroom. It was a shirt. Got a hole in it. Stains in the thing. I'm like, what do I have to dress up for you for? That's what she's saying to you. Oh, I see what you're doing. Look, I'm just going out like this, and guys will go out like that. If she doesn't say anything, Congratulations. You just got more comfortable out in the night. Yeah, you dress like a pig one time when you guys go out to your Applebee's 2 for Tuesdays, which is the first thing that has stopped. Yeah, you dress up like a pig. And watch how fast she says, what are you wearing? Wear mismatched socks. Wear a long sock and a short sock and just push the long one down. She'll notice.

[Larry McFeely]

What is this?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, come on. What do I have to do? Put on a show.

[Larry McFeely]

Say something to you, right?

[Brett Vesely]

And then you can say back. Toss it back. You say it Right back and go. Well, you're not dressed up either. It's a fun little game. And then you're in a fist fight with a woman.

[Larry McFeely]

It might lighten the kick a little bit.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. Because she kicks first.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You defend.

[John Holmberg]

Wear that Cannibal Corpse shirt to dinner when you got to go with her friends.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, that's. That's a guarantee if you have a Cannibal Corpse.

[Larry McFeely]

Order. Order today.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Let me put this out. Hold on. If you have a Cannibal Corpse shirt, your wife's not good looking anyway. That's true. It doesn't matter what I'm saying.

[Larry McFeely]

If you don't even have, you know, you're not even a fan or don't know who they are.

[Brett Vesely]

Are.

[Larry McFeely]

Just get a shirt.

[Brett Vesely]

Conversation starter. But yeah. Yeah, that's the only way if you're a real Cannibal Corpse fan. Stop complaining about how your wife looks. We've been doing it for you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you'll be lucky going to Riblets.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. They're gonna kick you out of the Riblet place because of her. Jesus, don't bring her in. What is it? Dom DeLuise in the back pretending to be a doctor the whole time we're hauling her around. That's a. That's a smoking abandoned two reference only a few people can get. Relax, Charlotte. It's just for you, he gets it. It's bad hanging out with Brett because we got a lot of those stupid commonalities, and that's one of them. We both know Smokey and the Bandit two way too well. Dear Brady, my son said he's going to college for me, but what he really wants to do for a living is be an influencer. But this kid can barely tie his own shoes. I, however, as a good father, don't want to discourage his passion. What kind of guidance should I give him? Him, like an idea that I can throw his way that this little know nothing idiot can do on Instagram so he has a chance in life and not living with me all day. Sign Jesse. And I believe you misspelled your own name. Jesse. There's not that many E's in Jesse. That's Jesse.

[John Holmberg]

As I said. I thought Toledo wrote this one.

[Brett Vesely]

My ears perked up, too. Well, maybe Toledo can help out.

[Larry McFeely]

You got a kid. I hate the fact right off the bat that he's going to college because of you. You that. Let that ride. That's okay, because I was going to college.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, that doesn't mean anything.

[Larry McFeely]

No, but he can find out for Dan.

[Brett Vesely]

I told him that once. I'm like, I'm not really sure why I'm doing this, but I'm doing it so you don't get mad.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Guest Speaker]

Oh, doing it. Get off your ass.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Well, yeah. But it started to last forever because I didn't have a direction. I didn't really want to be there, so I didn't know why I was going. And he just said, you need college, you need college. So I just kept showing up. You don't need college.

[Larry McFeely]

But eventually you figured out a direction. I think it's a good thing that he is to experience that because he could run into some people that he's hanging out there that things kind of change.

[Brett Vesely]

My dad would have written a letter like this. This jackass thinks he wants to. My dad said that to me when I said, I think I'll get into radio. Oh, Christ, I'll get you a job with me. You can work out. And he was so disappointed. Like, it worked out. He doesn't remember that conversation. How about you do this? You know what a good influencer would be? It just dawned on me as I looked at this. What about if you. Like, like if he did things for dumb people? Like you said, he's a know nothing. Like he's an influencer for people who are kind of stupid.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he admits. Right, right. Like. But most of them act like they're like he's.

[Larry McFeely]

But what's his angle? That's what I'm curious.

[Brett Vesely]

Like basic. Well, he doesn't have one. That's what he's saying. He wants to be an influencer, which is just kind of generic. So he's looking for something. So if you just did like a, hey, I'm not very bright, but here's how I get around this, like a shortcuts thing. Not like life hacks, but how a dumb guy makes money and show people. You know, being stupid can sometimes be lucrative. Little tricks that dumb guys. Dopey things dumb people do. They're not really life hacks though. They're just what stupid people do and make him recognize, oh my God, I'm kind of dumb and I just did this. This. And it worked.

[Guest Speaker]

One of Alex's buddies fits that mold he does. He discovered drop shipping. Apparently that's a thing that you do with, with Amazon. People make good money at it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Guest Speaker]

His buddy is a bit of adult, made some money at it. So Alex is like, oh, I should do that. I'm like, how you going to do that?

[Brett Vesely]

Here's the. Here maybe this maybe just like h. Just have him do that kind of stuff. Mundane everyday stuff that a lot of people know about and act like he discovered it. Yeah, and then dumb guy discovers what we all know.

[Guest Speaker]

You can find it all. There's million videos on IG that that tell you how to do drugs.

[Brett Vesely]

It would be funny. Guys, I just discovered this life hack and it's something we've all been doing. See, dumb guy shares his secrets depending on dummy is using my dad's Costco.

[Guest Speaker]

Membership and I'm saving 30 cents on.

[Brett Vesely]

That kind of stuff. Stuff. Your parents have a Costco membership? Let me be the guy that helps you out. Deadbeat guy is here for you. Deadbeat guy teaches you how to get away with being a dead Cost me anything.

[John Holmberg]

Just told.

[Brett Vesely]

Just told Tripp he was at the Dodgers game. This I'm. I am your son, sir. I am hyper aware of how stupid I am. But I can get away with it. I told with little tricks like this. I told Trip cuz Trip's a man of age of wisdom.

[Guest Speaker]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. I mean, I don't know how old he is and to find out we'd have to carbon date him. But either way, he came in and said he was at the Dodger game and he was in a suite Saturday night. And next to his suite is Sh. Otani's agent suite. And Tripp told us the thing that if you buy a suite at Dodger Stadium for 10 years, you commit to it for you get to decorate it, right? So he goes in, this guy makes it a shrine to Sh. Otani. And Trip said no one was in in there. And I'm like, I don't want to offend you, but a man of your age with your specific hairstyle, which is silver and clear, am I wrong? I said, why don't you just start doing stuff like this, like where you climb over and get into that room. Because I know suites don't have big.

[Larry McFeely]

The door.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the door might be locked. Yeah, but it'd be even better to just break into it so people see it and then just biden away in there for a little while, you know, enjoying the museum until somebody comes in and then play the I'm an old man. I don't know where I am.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm in the wrong suite.

[Brett Vesely]

And they'll walk and make. I think that's my friend. And then people goes this year, do you know him? And people like, yeah, he's with us. I don't know where I am. And then the door shuts and, like, man, I played, pretended I got the dementia. And I. I saw that whole thing. It's beautiful. Trip should never pay. I think that's why they make old people free in a lot of things, because he's wandering anyway. Be too hard. But he should never pay admission to anything. Just walk in. And when they're like, hey, sir, search. Keep walking, sir. Me, I'm a they. Them. Oh, boy. Are you okay? I'm here for the treats. Oh, am I in the wrong place again? I'm an old man. I don't know where I am.

[Larry McFeely]

Comes out with a box of Dodger gear.

[Brett Vesely]

I got an autographed Otani shirt. They gave it to me because I'm old and I pretend to have the stuff. I got the mind stuff. Oh, are you okay? I need to know where mommy is. Oh, boy.

[Guest Speaker]

Texter says, I'm sure he wears those really nice polos. Tell him to Ms. Button One.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Throw a button on wrong and walk into wherever you want to go. Oh, that old man over there. Just shuffle. You got to shuffle. Don't get over all, you know, proud of your walk and stuff. Shuffle. If it's expensive to get in, he should never pay a penny.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know where I am.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the key phrase for him to get through life. See, in this type of influencing, your son should be doing all right. I mean, I faked being on Molly all weekend and got. It was great. So much attention. Brady. I think I'm going to strictly pursue prostitutes for sex. Ex. There you go. I'm getting out of a relationship, and I hate the idea of starting over. Being in a relationship has never worked for me. It just gets harder and harder with each passing year. I wasn't raised religious, but unlike Holmberg, I think I'll be in heaven. Hey, I'm trying my best for the sake of my eternal soul. We all know Homburg's going to hell. That's two swings. Anyway. Is a move to transactional sex okay for my desires to please God? Ryan?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

No. What if he doesn't want to be in a relationship anymore? He can't have sex ever again?

[Larry McFeely]

Then become a priest.

[John Holmberg]

I have relationships they love.

[Brett Vesely]

Kids commit two sins.

[Larry McFeely]

Listen, I'm just kidding.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay? In fairness to Brady. Let me clear this up. Brady does not promote pedophilia. That sounded bad, but he does. He had to clear that. Go ahead.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, he's eventually going to have to. You know, you can't avoid not being in relationships. I don't mean like a dating but just in general, I mean, you're gonna. It's an ongoing thing in life.

[Brett Vesely]

I got a couple friends that.

[Larry McFeely]

They're lonely when it comes down. Some aren't, but I don't. I think it only lasts for some along. I think eventually. Well, that's. You want a little more than just the sexual transaction.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but I. I'm.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm.

[Larry McFeely]

My point is, I think eventually you'll want more than just the sexual transaction.

[Brett Vesely]

What if that's all you've had? I don't know how old this guy is, but now you're 55, 60 years old, and you're like, what am I doing? I've been cut in half twice. I'm financially living in some apartment now. Yep. I. I got to figure out my life again. And I don't want to bring somebody. I don't want to tie somebody to me anymore. It doesn't work out.

[Guest Speaker]

I still don't understand how anybody allows themselves to be cut in half a second time.

[Brett Vesely]

It happens.

[Guest Speaker]

It happens a lot. But you know why I understand how.

[Brett Vesely]

They'Re horse crap, Brady selling people. You got to be with somebody.

[Guest Speaker]

That's true.

[Larry McFeely]

And. And commit all the way.

[Brett Vesely]

And commit all the way. Well, that's. That is true. That is true of religion, that they make you guilty to not tie it.

[Larry McFeely]

And I think that. I think that has totally changed now.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't. I think religion. He's right in the question. I'm not even religious.

[Larry McFeely]

But I'm saying the. The. I think prenuptial stuff is more.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. But you don't think religion is basically like everything you're doing until you're married is wrong. Puts pressure on people.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you're. They're serious when they're saying, yeah, you're committing. You commit for life. This is your.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he's already. He's already screwed that up two times, so.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, and that's.

[John Holmberg]

Is so then don't worry about it.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying. You're already going to. Hey, you told me I'm going to hell in his letter.

[John Holmberg]

Same as so are you, jerk.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll brush it.

[Larry McFeely]

That's why I was saying you get.

[Brett Vesely]

On the same bus I'm on. Seats taken.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're being judgmental on that fact and you believe, then that transactional sex thing that you're looking for is wrong. If you have a. A faith.

[Brett Vesely]

So you have. So. Isn't that. So I'm just devil's advocate because I'll. I'll meet him Someday the. So you're saying that anything he's done now with a relationship with someone that isn't commitment.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Is wrong if it's transactional.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no. Yeah, yeah. If it's not transactional.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I'm just saying if he's dating.

[Brett Vesely]

Someone and has sex with her, it doesn't work out. There was never a commitment. It's never a relationship.

[John Holmberg]

Then we're all.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that what's the difference?

[John Holmberg]

Everyone including Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm asking.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, I got you. I understand what you're saying.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, if it's a relationship, at.

[Larry McFeely]

A certain point, you. You are still pursuing the relationship part of it. On that.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's all about intention.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

What if you really like the hooker changes?

[Larry McFeely]

You know, when the tough thing is when you're. Now you're 50 y. And you're still supposed to, like. You know, we're not engaging in any physical activity until we're married.

[Brett Vesely]

That's why you got divorced the first time.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. I think that that differs in.

[Brett Vesely]

How about this Brady? What if he's completely loyal to the prostitute?

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's this pretty woman.

[Brett Vesely]

She's the only. No, no, no. Not in a love way.

[Larry McFeely]

Then he's in a relationship.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he's not. He just doesn't hire other prostitutes. She's the only one.

[Larry McFeely]

You're still gonna. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So his intention is you're gonna be.

[Larry McFeely]

In a relationship with her. She's not going.

[Brett Vesely]

No. That takes.

[Larry McFeely]

Why? She's got a. I know.

[Brett Vesely]

What year do you woman? I paid for you for 14 years.

[Larry McFeely]

No, but you're. You basically have a relationship, so.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm asking. Asking.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that okay?

[Guest Speaker]

It's a business relationship.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Why? You just said basically have a relationship. You said you have a relationship because.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it's illegal.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, so you're breaking the law.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, I think he's more worried about morally than that.

[Brett Vesely]

Is part of the morals that you're not supposed to break man's laws?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Then we're all screwed.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody's going, oh, look, that book. Nobody gets off clean.

[Guest Speaker]

Haven't you guys listened to this new administration? He's supporting small business.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Local small business. So long as she's not Mexican. This is great. That's human trafficking. These white ones, anyway. I mean, I don't.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a tough line, too.

[Brett Vesely]

I say you give up on your whole religious quest. If you're already asking about hookers, you don't care that much. So Just cut the hypocrisy.

[Larry McFeely]

He's teetering.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Look, he's not teetering on anything. Cut the bull. Knock off saying that you're you trying to please Jesus. If you're considering maybe I should do some prostitutes. Would that make God. We all know the answer to your stupid question. Of course your God's not going to be happy with that. He's not happy with anything fun. So you. You're planning on having a really good fun time, pay for it and not have any ties? Yes. Your God hates that. It's a dumb question. So get rid of the religion and have your fun. You're not really religious in the first place. You're pretending.

[Guest Speaker]

Monogamous prostitute is a decent band name.

[Brett Vesely]

That's not bad. But only one. She's monogam. Now that implies that she's a monogamous.

[Guest Speaker]

Yeah, that's true. Monogamous to a prostitute.

[Brett Vesely]

That's too much. That's. That's almost. That's an album name. Yeah. Exclusive prostitute exclusivity is not a good band name. But it's true. I only do it with one of them. She's mine. That's my. That's my girl. Ask about that hooker stuff. I'm gonna save the other one. Which is more of just a question for all of us than it is a what would Brady do?

[Guest Speaker]

Brady, hate to break it to you. Jesus loved a too.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Yes. Best friend was a hooker. You're telling me they wouldn't. They would have included in the book if you worshiping some 32 year old virgin. I don't buy it.

[Larry McFeely]

She quit hooking.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. There's a reason why his teen years aren't really in the book. Nobody wants to read about.

[Larry McFeely]

And Mary Magdalene found Jesus and then.

[Brett Vesely]

The Lord yanked is not going to be a fun chapter.

[John Holmberg]

So Julia Roberts.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You're saying the hooker Mary up never married her? Had her around for a while anyway. He was pure. I buy it. There you go everybody. That is what your crazy asses are doing with your lives. Trying to see if Brady's gonna give you a clearance for hookers and then give. Give the the tip of the cap to God. You nut. Mags. It's 98 KUPD. It's out. 98 K. PD. Hberg's Morning Sickness. Morning sickness. Damn it. Ah. I'm going to say it. It's going to come out of my mouth now. Limp Biscuit gets better with age. Oh.

[Larry McFeely]

Ouch.

[Brett Vesely]

O. It's like somebody tell me should we post pictures of my sunburn. Have you seen it?

[Guest Speaker]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Want to see it? Yeah. Listen to Toledo's reaction to this. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Not this. Lobster.

[Larry McFeely]

Lobster.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Look at that.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow. Is it on fire? Is it heat?

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's hot. Yeah, it's hot to the touch. Look at this pinstriping. Like the whole white.

[Guest Speaker]

Yes, I did see that. What was that? The side of the chair you were sitting in.

[Brett Vesely]

I was kind of leaning Joe's way. Joe's to my right. I was kind of giving him a little hey, you know, we're just chatting away.

[Larry McFeely]

You should have wore that thong and rolled over and boiled that bite.

[Brett Vesely]

Man, you imagine this cold. The bite on my ass is in great shape right now. It just looks like some like I got cupping done in one spot on my butt. It's Martin Rune. The spider bite is clear. Anyway. Yeah, we could put some. I'll send a couple pictures over the sunburn. And yes, I know that people are gonna be like, you know, he's talking about how you hate sunscreen. Yeah, I should have put a T shirt on. I'm a big one for covering up as a protection from the sun. And I just sat out there in 76 degrees thinking everything's fine. It wasn't. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black. No defense for the sun. Except for being smart. And that's what you do when you learn how to defend yourself in any situation. Smart. I was dumb this weekend. Guess what? I got burned. And that can happen to you out on the streets too. You end up in a situation where you're walking around corners or in a place you shouldn't be. And people notice that. They notice victims. They see them before they're actually victimized. And you do that to yourself. I am a very, very bad person person for walking around staring at my phone sometimes. And it's not really that I need to look at my phone. It's habit in elevators. I noticed that this weekend. Everyone gets in an elevator and just to make it look like they. They're not standing like a nut bag like we used to do in elevators. Everybody just looks at their phone. I don't even think you can get service in half the elevators. You do it to make yourself seem busy. You're also got your head down and you. And you. You have become. Become a non aware human being. I noticed that. I was in the Other I'm going to stop doing that. That's something I said. You know what? Keep your head up a little bit. There's. These are strangers in a small room and they could be eyeballing you while you're not paying attention at all.

[Guest Speaker]

Drinking.

[Brett Vesely]

In an effort to. Yeah. In an effort to be kind of incognito or cool or you know, it's kind of aloof and not interactive. We do it a lot. I'm really bad about it. So that's what I'm going to try to work on right now. It's just that you're a little smarter, a little more aware by not doing that and wandering around with your friends phone as some sort of weird little wubby or crutch. It's like having a binky and they teach you that kind of stuff. They had a great seminar on Friday for the women's self defense. Jay sent me a picture. All the ladies at the end and their arms are. They're all happy and they're in the air and they're like that again. I'm telling you, those women's self defense classes that are. They're unbelievable. Like from. From timidity to incredibly empowered in three hours. And that is unbelievable. So you got that going on. And they do classes every single day for self defense. You need to get involved in this thing. React defense.com you find out all they've got to offer and all their scheduling and all the seminars they've got and then you get involved. Two months, 199 bucks. Personal training that cannot be beat for a price that absolutely cannot be touched. It's amazing. React defense.com the home of tactical Black Murray. To entertain me, Bill Belichick did an.

[Larry McFeely]

Interview on CBS Sunday morning.

[Brett Vesely]

So good.

[Larry McFeely]

And it was, it was a good interview. The guy was asking him, you know, he's. They're showing away for his book. Is one of the reasons the Art of Winning which he asked him, how'd you come up with the title? He's like, what would you have called it? Yeah, he doesn't like the title. He's like, the publishers came up with that. And my agent, I didn't get that.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't like the title. But I do. I wanted this. They said this. So they did it. It wasn't me. He was just kind of honest. What he didn't like was the questions about that relationship.

[Guest Speaker]

That's what she did. Didn't like.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't.

[Guest Speaker]

She didn't like. We're not talking about that.

[Brett Vesely]

There were A couple.

[Larry McFeely]

And evidently she came in several times. They only showed the one.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he mentioned it.

[Larry McFeely]

How did you guys meet?

[Brett Vesely]

He said she was a constant presence throughout the interview.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

As you know, when they take a little break, she'd come up and hang out next to him.

[Larry McFeely]

And I, you know, I love the fact that also watching like I. He goes, you've done some stuff on Instagram where you posted some pictures like you fishing and she's a mermaid and you. He's like, I don't understand.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Guest Speaker]

So what's the question?

[Brett Vesely]

He went full Belichick.

[Guest Speaker]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And he talked about that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it was great. The interview is uncomfortable and also entertaining. And then she chimes in and I don't blame him. Look, he's in his 70s. He's having the time of his life with a 24 year old. If she doesn't want to talk about, he's just like, I defer to her.

[Larry McFeely]

George Lucas says Yoda speaks backwards because he wanted people to focus on what he was saying. Because if you speak regular English, people won't listen to that much or listen to you that much. He says. Basically the philosopher of the movie. That's who Yoda was. I had to figure out a way to get people to actually listen, especially 12 year olds.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it. It super effective.

[Larry McFeely]

Someone put together a list of the dumbest reason someone became famous in the US.

[Brett Vesely]

Charo Drop shipping.

[Larry McFeely]

Balloon boy.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

2009.

[Brett Vesely]

Falcon.

[Larry McFeely]

Falcon. The Island Boys.

[Brett Vesely]

Ohad Baharbi has some talent. Talent, though.

[John Holmberg]

Honey Boo Boo cans.

[Brett Vesely]

Not that one. The Kardashians.

[Larry McFeely]

Kardashians were on all this. The Jenners, Alex Target.

[Brett Vesely]

Who? Alex from Target.

[Larry McFeely]

I think I remember that.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't remember the name. I don't remember why. Alex from Target.

[Larry McFeely]

Octomom.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. Jake Paul and the Paul brothers are up there too. Although again, turn. Turns out Logan's got some skills. That dude's fun to watch in those wrestling matches.

[Larry McFeely]

Someone just said eating a bunch of hot dogs. And the last one? Smashing a kneecap before an ice skating competition.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember Alex from Target now.

[Guest Speaker]

Nope. Don't either.

[Brett Vesely]

What'd he do?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

He's on Ellen's show. Okay, did you see the P. Diddy news that came out? Now his lawyers are pulling a good one. Now I'm interested. They're basically saying he was too stupid to commit these crimes. They're actually. Do you realize how much drugs my client's done over the years? Like, yeah, he can't do. He's Too stupid to pull this off, Are you? Craving. Have you met him? He's too dumb to do this. Go talk to P. Diddy for five minutes and tell me he had some massive sex ring brewing. He's too stupid. And the judge is like, you have to prove that the drugs and alcohol need abuse made him dumb. So now you just go back to Pete didn't go. They want an IQ test. You gotta. Yeah, totally. Just be yourself.

[John Holmberg]

You listen to my music, right? I mean, that's. That's good enough.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he's. This dude is too dumb.

[Larry McFeely]

I.

[Brett Vesely]

Trust me. I'm his lawyer. Too dumb. They say he lacks the mental capacity to commit crimes.

[Guest Speaker]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

That. No, that. That. Boy, when your own lawyers come up with that one, you are so guilty it hurts. Well, we gotta come up with a real good angle here. I think he's too stupid to do what you've had past. He might even. He might not even know it happened.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a list of songs that were written by a popular artist but performed by another popular artist.

[Guest Speaker]

Nothing compares to you.

[Larry McFeely]

That's on there?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Crazy Prince, Willie Nelson and Patty. Patsy. Clients like the biggest first time.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I did. He wrote that for her.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, he wrote it and she had it, but I don't know if it was for her, but she was the first.

[Larry McFeely]

I thought she. She did it first. No, he wrote it, okay?

[Brett Vesely]

She couldn't have done it first if he didn't write it.

[John Holmberg]

Hagar did something for Springfield and all that kind of stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

Forget you. Bruce Green and written by Bruno Mars.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I didn't know that Bruce Springsteen had. What are they talking about? They didn't record it at all. It's not like a remake. It was just written and given to the Manic.

[Larry McFeely]

Monday was another big one by Prince Bangles.

[Brett Vesely]

Prince? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Dar Massar.

[Guest Speaker]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

Falco.

[Brett Vesely]

Who wrote that? Falco.

[John Holmberg]

I think Falco wrote it and then after the Fire was the one that made it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's big, right? Didn't Falco do it too?

[Larry McFeely]

I thought.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think he did it original.

[Brett Vesely]

When they re. He's saying songs that were written completely and not performed by somebody who ended up being famous later.

[John Holmberg]

But didn't Prince do Nothing Compares you.

[Brett Vesely]

That's true, that's true. It was a remake. You're right. So this is a bunko list. That's what we're saying. It's all good garbage, but.

[John Holmberg]

Go ahead, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

But P. Diddy's too stupid to understand this anyway, so keep going.

[Larry McFeely]

Kurt. Cobain busted up guitar. When? For auction. It was the one he broke. It was a Fender stratocaster back in 1992. Sold for $101,000.

[John Holmberg]

For junk.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, for. I mean, it would be neat to have on your wall.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a picture.

[Brett Vesely]

Because it's legitimate.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it is. But the. He has a guitar that sold for a lot more. It sold for 4.5 million. That's the most expensive one.

[Brett Vesely]

Was that the acoustic one from Unplugged?

[Larry McFeely]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you saying that because you know or did you just. Is it on that list?

[John Holmberg]

He didn't ceiling tile it. I think he did, though.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't see. Yeah. He's still looking at the paper, though. Makes me confused. Confused. It might not be. But you said. Yes, but this.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it was the accused.

[Brett Vesely]

It was for sure. You have proof?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't have proof, but I. I've heard that before.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh. Heard it because I don't know if it's that one or if it's one of the ones that he had that green Stratocaster used to play. I don't know which one went for break.

[Guest Speaker]

That one on the MTV Awards.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he busted. Well.

[Guest Speaker]

Or was it Nova Selish that busted his.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that was on Saturday night Live.

[Guest Speaker]

Saturday Night Live.

[Brett Vesely]

Life.

[Guest Speaker]

That's right.

[Larry McFeely]

Caught him in the head.

[Brett Vesely]

He threw it up in the air and it hit him in the head and then hit the ground and blew up.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good one. This guy says, isn't Puffy the same guy who built a multi billion dollar record company from nothing? And now he's trying to play stupid too Stupid.

[Brett Vesely]

Doesn't even know he's got a billion dollars. That's how dummy is.

[Larry McFeely]

They said you how that vodka work?

[Brett Vesely]

I think the judge said something about the word lucid. He's like, he has to prove he's lucid. Like. Like, how can you prove he didn't know this was going on? He was. It was at his house. House. And he go, wow, these in my house. I need videotape of that.

[John Holmberg]

Who are all these mothers?

[Brett Vesely]

It's happening again. Who are these? Mother P did. He didn't know what was going on. There were hundreds of people there every day.

[Guest Speaker]

Was it like trading Places? Who's been putting their cools out on my floor?

[Larry McFeely]

Get out.

[Brett Vesely]

He just came to and had a moment of clarity.

[Larry McFeely]

What the is going on?

[Brett Vesely]

He knew what was going on. Oh, yeah. Although the argument is like, your honor, who's ever ordered 10,000 things of Johnson and Johnson baby oil?

[Guest Speaker]

Ever present to you John Humbert?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I have not.

[Guest Speaker]

He doesn't know how many.

[Brett Vesely]

He's like maybe three in my whole life.

[John Holmberg]

But that cabana wear, that's another job.

[Larry McFeely]

You got a palette pallet of cabana.

[Brett Vesely]

I got that. I have done that. But then I'm also like, this is dumb. I didn't go to court over it and, like, have parties with it. Like, if it was an illegal thing, I'd be like, no, I completely did that and it was a mistake. I wouldn't sit back and go, I think I'm too stupid to know that had happened. I wore them every day.

[Guest Speaker]

Yeah, but now that you know it's a defense, would you use it?

[Brett Vesely]

I wore the cabana clothes that I over ordered. 40 outfits instead of one. I don't know how I did it. There were 40 of them. It was. A moving box was at my front door.

[John Holmberg]

It was a month and a half.

[Brett Vesely]

What did I wearing?

[John Holmberg]

Cabana wearing?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Every day, different outfit every day. And there was a moving box at my door. And I'm like, what did I get? And I opened it up, I'm like, this is the ugliest thing of fabric I've ever seen in my life. What's in in here? I'm like, I'm gonna have to punish myself.

[Guest Speaker]

Don't we need to. Isn't it about to start?

[Brett Vesely]

It should start soon. But after 40 days of me wearing it every single day to just prove a point to myself, if it turned out that was illegal, I wouldn't go. I wasn't. I didn't know what I was doing. I wouldn't have 40 parties and then claim that they. Every one of them, took me by surprise. I'm too stupid to have me 40.

[Larry McFeely]

Days in the desert with cabanaware.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm too stupid. It's the shaggy deal defense. Wasn't me looking right at you. Wasn't me. I'm too stupid to do that. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Didn't get to the news about Larry there. Well, I'm gonna show. I'm gonna put Larry in a great mood. We'll talk about this tomorrow. Waymo might be selling some of their cars. Oh, you can own one.

[Guest Speaker]

But it's still fully automated.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a Waymox. Yeah, it's just yours now.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a good move.

[Guest Speaker]

Be like you with mother with Kit in your driveway.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God, would I have that? Oh.

[Larry McFeely]

Any idea on price?

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't read it that far. I wanted to make Larry look. I don't think. You know what? The word priceless comes to mind in a weird way. I might sell my house for this. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty awesome. Anyway, I just don't know how the maintenance how much does that cost? And I don't want to find out that I've been kind of slacking on maintenance. Some of my lidar is out. I can't make right turns.

[Guest Speaker]

A little fuzzy.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't see over there. It's got a cataract. Dr. J. Schwartz has to take care of my car. Larry's coming up next with that great news in his brain. You guys have a good one. We'll see it tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

Most powerful rock.

[Brett Vesely]

It's out of control.

[Guest Speaker]

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[Brett Vesely]

And Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?

[Toledo]

No, Larry.

[Brett Vesely]

If you have an extended service contract, you can use it at any amco. It's nice to have other options. I'll say.

[Toledo]

Amco has dealership quality rental cars, no.

[Brett Vesely]

Hassles and faster service. Amco does more than just transmissions, right? Right. If you need car repairs or hear, feel, see, smell or even think you.

[Toledo]

Have a car issue, call Amco first.

[Brett Vesely]

Just Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco double A MC transmissions and.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Guest Speaker]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Guest Speaker]

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