Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: April 28, 2025 Episode Summary

Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: April 28, 2025

Weekend Adventures in Las Vegas

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg welcoming listeners back after an eventful weekend in Las Vegas. John shares his excitement about the experiences he had with his friends, including attending the famed Millennium Tour.

John Holmberg [00:45]:
"We had a nice time in Las Vegas this weekend. Little boys weekend with a couple of people. And it was fun."

The Millennium Tour Experience

Bret Vesely delves into the details of the Millennium Tour, highlighting the lineup changes and the surprise addition of the Yin Yang Twins. The group discusses the chaotic yet exhilarating nature of the performances.

Bret Vesely [03:25]:
"We had no idea. But the substitute was like, the Yin Yang Twins."

John echoes the sentiment, emphasizing the nonstop energy of the concerts.

John Holmberg [07:35]:
"That's all it lasts until they don't stop."

Disguised Adventures and the "Molly" Pretend Play

In a humorous turn, Bret recounts how he and his friend Joe pretended to be under the influence of Molly, distributing fake pills to blend in with the crowd. This act led to amusing interactions and added a layer of undercover fun to their night.

Bret Vesely [06:12]:
"We just played pretended to be on Molly for half an hour and watched this eruption of John Summit fans."

Fashion Trends and Poolside Observations

The conversation shifts to modern fashion trends, particularly the prevalence of thongs at pools. Bret expresses his discomfort and concerns about the appropriateness of such attire in public settings, especially around children.

Bret Vesely [17:22]:
"Every woman, have you been to a pool recently? Every woman, bathing suits are now thongs."

John and Bret critique the lack of modesty and the impact of body positivity movements on public behavior.

John Holmberg [19:06]:
"You guys stand at the El Cortez. I mean, this is ridiculous."

Sunburns and Luxurious Rides

Bret shares his battle with a severe sunburn after excessive sun exposure during the weekend. Additionally, he humorously describes his first-time experience riding in a Rolls Royce Phantom, praising its luxury and comfort.

Bret Vesely [11:45]:
"I got to ride in a Rolls Royce Phantom. Never done that before."

NFL Draft Controversy and Alleged Collusion

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the recent NFL Draft, focusing on the controversial drafting of Shador Sanders by the Cleveland Browns. Bret and the hosts speculate about potential collusion between the NFL, networks, and team management to manipulate draft outcomes for higher viewership and ratings.

Bret Vesely [04:31]:
"Shador Sanders, of course, was the big story all weekend... It was essentially what's being watched is Roll Call."

The hosts express skepticism about the authenticity of the draft proceedings, suggesting it was scripted to create drama and maintain audience interest.

Bret Vesely [04:17]:
"This is all drama. It's the Real Housewives of the NFL."

Music and Hall of Fame Inductions

Transitioning from sports, the discussion moves to music, particularly the recent induction of Soundgarden into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The hosts reminisce about the band's impact and express their admiration for their music.

Bret Vesely [76:54]:
"Death Ritual Y. If Soundgarden's in, they're going into the hall of fame. Congrats boys."

Listener Interactions and Advice

Towards the end, the hosts engage with listener questions, offering relationship advice humorously. Brett addresses a letter seeking guidance on making his wife more attractive, blending humor with practical suggestions.

Bret Vesely [122:08]:
"How do you start that chat with her without getting my dick kicked in."

Closing Remarks and Promotions

The episode concludes with promotional segments for various sponsors, including MMP Guns, Stand Up Live, and more. The hosts thank their audience and preview upcoming topics for the next episode.

Brady Bogan [118:31]:
"Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv... For tickets, go to standuplive.com."

Notable Quotes

• Bret Vesely [04:31]:
  "It's the Real Housewives of the NFL."

• John Holmberg [07:35]:
  "That's all it lasts until they don't stop."

• Bret Vesely [17:22]:
  "Every woman, have you been to a pool recently? Every woman, bathing suits are now thongs."

• Bret Vesely [06:12]:
  "We just played pretended to be on Molly for half an hour and watched this eruption of John Summit fans."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a lively mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and spirited debates. From wild weekend escapades in Las Vegas to contentious discussions on the NFL Draft, the hosts deliver their trademark blend of humor and insight, keeping listeners both entertained and engaged.