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John Holmberg
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Brady
Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45. My name's John, There's Brady, there's Brett. Big dictator. I got club throat, but I'm fine with that. We had a nice time in Las Vegas this weekend. Little boys weekend with, with a couple of people and it was fun. We had. This was. I even sent you the video of Miss New Booty Millennium Tour. Always remember that when you go on a, on a weekend with guys. You know, I hang. I've known these people forever and I put this thing together for like a half a minute. Like just blip, we're going and I got an opportunity to go to the Millennium Tour, which was Trey Songz. I know. I'm with you. I don't know. And Omarion. Yep. I don't know. And then she brought Kirby with you. And Bow Wow. Oh, she would have known all that. And yeah, and then. But then the lineup changed. It was very black, I'll tell you that. Like, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm saying even the lineup was like, all right, that dude's not coming. Somebody else just showed up. You know, my cousin gonna do it, kind of that thing.
Anthony
There's a bench, there's a substitute.
Brady
We had no idea. But the substitute was like, the Yin Yang Twins.
Brett
Oh, nice.
Brady
Yeah. We're like, what? What? Because here's the thing that's missing from, like, you fest is this Saturday. We're doing our show. Here's where we suck as crackers 100% across the board. Because then I went. Because one of the guys I went with was a black guy, Joe. And then his friend Lester was there. And so when you. When I said, hey, I can get tickets to go see AC DC or we can go to the Millennium Tour, like, immediately he's like, get those Millennium Tour tickets. Like, none of the other white guys answered fast enough. And they're like, I've seen acdc. I'm win. So we went to the Millennium Tour. And so, yeah, they're going to answer that so fast. We suck because not white people. But our concerts, like, comparatively, they don't ever have set changes. I mean, you went from some lady I've never seen before. And they didn't even say, like, all right, everybody, wait a second. Coming up next, like, it was just some other band. I'm like, hey, wait, they switched. Who's this? I know this song. And then half of Yin Yangs out there, they filled in. And then nothing's. No gap in time, no space. Then somebody else is up there. I'm like, they just keep going. This never stops. Then Bow Wow comes out, and the guy next to me hits my Asian buddy, Jim, and he goes, do you have any idea who these people are? He's like, nope. And then he asked another guy that was with us, Anthony, said, how about you? And he goes, I don't know. He goes, I don't know. And he goes, that's Bow Wow. And he goes, it is. And he goes, I know some. And then the songs start getting a little familiar. Then, like, they're eight piece. So it started supposed to start at 7:30. First person hit stage at about quarter to nine.
John Holmberg
No.
Brady
It was hilarious. So we got there about eight, and there's, you know, there's a DJ going. He's. He's got the toughest job of the night because he's going. And so then. But boom, boom, boom, boom. And then finally, Trey Songz hits. Like, he gets on around 11, maybe a little after. I'm like, that's a long. That's a long night. That's pretty good. So we figured, okay, we had. So then. Brett, listen to this. You'll appreciate this. Another guy we were with, the Good Doctor, he text over and he says, you guys want to go to Fontainebleau at Live? We're like, we'll do whatever. We're here. We're in for the long haul. I realized at that point, I am now at my 24th hour being awake Friday. I'm like, I'm fine, but this is 24 hours. So he's like, all right, we'll do it. So we go over to this club at Live, and he's got a table there that if I looked at the menu and if I read it right, the tables cost $25,000 a show. Because we didn't know it. The dude playing was John Summit.
Brett
Wow.
Anthony
Right?
Brady
That's what I said. And I've heard of him. I had no idea. I had no idea the. The. The scope and size of what we were about to be part of. And it was crazy. And I've never. I didn't know. Here's how. You know, I've always wondered, like, where do you. Cuz I'm not. I can't. I don't know how. Where do you get drugs? Like, where do you get them? I know the John Summitt show. They're everywhere. And they. People just give them to each other. So I. Joe and I are standing there and somebody hands him a thing of pills. This is Molly. You want it? And he goes, what? And just puts it in his hand and he gives it to me. Goes, I don't want this. I don't know that person. I'm like, well, I don't either. And I put it in my. I was wearing a hoodie. I put it in my, like, pocket up front. And then people saw that I did that. And strange like, can I have one? Next thing you know, I'm distributing Molly to people. Yes, you may. And I'm putting it like. I'm like, it's like Sunday church and putting. There you go. And then we had to pretend we were on Molly or we didn't fit in. So we. It was hilarious. People coming up going, have you taken it yet? Like, yeah, oh, yeah. And my buddy Anthony comes over and goes, you're not gonna believe this. And I'm like, I'm pretending to be on Molly. I don't know if this is good or not. And he goes, that's what I've been doing for the last 30 minutes. So we just played pretended to be on Molly for half an hour and watched this eruption of John Summitt fans. The show was insane. Lasted till three in the morning. Surprised.
John Holmberg
That's all it lasts, until they don't stop.
Brady
Well, we lasted till three in the morning.
Anthony
Okay, How'd you fit in with the crowd?
Brady
Fine. Killed it. Pretended to be on Molly, man. It's easy.
Anthony
Everyone unites.
Brady
Everyone looks the same on Molly. So we're like, we got this.
John Holmberg
If they can fit into Trey songs fan, they're gonna. They're gonna be able to fit in with anything.
Brady
A little bit more of a square peg at the old Trey songs than it. But, you know, I had Joe with me then the next, you know, it was John Summit is ridiculous. Like, that was. I've never been. It was nuts, man. It was like. And people order bottles. Some dude ordered like 50 bottles of champagne and they bring them out. All the girls have like lights in their hands. All the servers. I don't know where all these employees came from. And they hold the bottles with lights in their hands so the bottles light up. And they march them out to the table all at once. And we're like, what was that? Like, that had to cost. It was like $28,000 for champagne. And it was insane. It was nuts. And we were just. We had the time of our lives. It was. It was a blast. We're just joking around, making fun of, you know, just sea of humanity at this club. And I've never been part of something like it, but I get why people do it. That was. It was fun. And that dude's job is the easiest thing in the world to make a million dollars a night, which he does. He pre programs everything and just kind of just does the live.
Anthony
Yeah, yeah.
Brady
You didn't even have a mic. You'd grab it every once in a while. Go. I'm. Well, thank you guys for being out here. Like, all right, we're in. And everybody's just dancing. Watching people dance on Molly is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's like Woodstock in slow motion, except for really good looking people. Woodstock's gross.
John Holmberg
And showers and everything else.
Brady
Showers and a couple bucks in their pocket. What I didn't understand was how there were. Lester and Joe were there. And one of them asked the people in front of us at one point, like, where did you guys come from? And we're like, we're ASU students. Like, okay, there's probably like seven or eight of them, girls and boys. And I'm like, how in the hell did they get here? How did they afford this? This is like. And the line outside was a mile. I'm like, how did they get in here? Like, how do you do this? It was that you start counting the money because you're older. I'm older. I was looking around going, this is a lot of money in here. It was crazy. Yeah. The John Summit show, that was the thing. I never thought I'd. I've heard of him. I've had people tell me, I'm going to John Summit. And people were like, oh, my God. I'm like, I don't really know who that is. I've heard him. I don't. I didn't know it's that big deal. I didn't realize. Like, it's just a whole different world. I didn't realize how big that was. But, yeah, it was a blast. Probably won't do it again until they started at a reasonable hour.
John Holmberg
All right, Gramps.
Brady
Well, look, I was at Trey Songz till almost midnight. That's pretty good for a guy who's getting up at four in the morning or doing a show. And I stayed up all night Thursday to Friday. Yeah. So anyway, get that. And then we went to the pool the next day. And here's another thing I learned. Never go to a pool on a day in the. Like, when it's in the 70s with a black guy because you don't think you can get sunburned. And you're with someone who doesn't ever show that things are. We've been in Sean too long. No, no, he showed up. No, he was okay, but he. Like, his. He never changes. Like, you can. Like, if you and I were there, I'm like, oh, you're getting a little red.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
Anthony
You can tell.
Brady
Yeah. I'm talking with Joe most of the day. I had an Asian friend who laid in the shade the entire time. Like, he was either a beekeeper or powder. I don't know what he. He didn't ever come out in the sun. Jim stayed there the whole time. And then an Italian guy who. I don't know. I Don't think they tan. I think you guys are covered naturally in some sort of protective coach. Yeah. Yeah. You never see a sunburned Italian. It's like they're always sort of that same hue. But I looked down after about four hours, and we're just hanging out. I'm like, I'm going pink. I. I sunburned like I am a lobster. It is just my front. We were just kind of sitting. Oh, it was tight. It was tight. So I learned a lot this weekend. It was a blast. But, yeah, we had a good time. And then I get on the. And I got it. Oh, I got to ride in a Rolls Royce Phantom. Never done that before.
John Holmberg
Chill.
Brady
The. The car ride from the hotel to the airport was a Rolls Royce Phantom.
Anthony
Couple lazy boys in the backseat.
Brady
Dude, lazy boys. Lazy boys should be. I wanted to buy the chair in the Rolls. I've never been in one in the Rolls Royce because of just. I'm like, I want this in my house. I want this. I don't ever want to get out of it. Like, just keep driving around. Take about an hour to go to the airport. This is. It was. The car is a car. I don't know why they're charging 600 grand for a car. It's pretty neat. But I sat in that backseat and I'm like, this could be. This could be anywhere. And if this was in a jail cell, I'd be like, I'm good. This is the most. Just for fun. And I don't know that they allow you to do this. If you're near a Rolls Royce dealership, just go sit in one of the seats. You've never sat in a seat like this in your life. I don't even know what it's made of. But why we don't have them in our homes is ridiculous. Call Rolls Royce and have them make our furniture. It was. It was incredible. Yeah. I said it was like a 12 minute ride max. And I'm like, this is luxurious for just the chair. I don't care about all the bells and whistles in this car.
Anthony
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Brady
Didn't realize the reason they're charging 600 grand is because it's. It's moon seats. You've never. You've never sat in a chair. I challenge all of you. Never sat in a chair like that in your lives. I didn't want to get out of a car like I'm staying here.
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Brady
Holmberg's morning sickness. Like, it's pretty nice. And then it's a little weird because as you're driving, the roof turns into, like, stars. It's daytime and it's dark enough, and the roof turns into this, like, dreamscape. And I'm like, this is. Should have taken that, Molly. This is crazy. But, yeah, it was pretty awesome. Then I get to the airport and this. It was a double Brady. I called him when I first saw the guy sit down. He was kind of crowded in the JSX thing and plops down next to me. And I'm like, man, this is a double Brady. This is. This is Brady doubled. He's tall. He's probably about 6:3. And he's the same shape as you, only he's a double. If you had Brady's on a rack at like a Marshalls, Brady would have been the large and this dude would have been the extra large. He's like, Brady. He was a double Brady. And he plops down next to me and just gives a big. And I'm like, he kind of sounds like Brady, even first. First blush. And he goes, did you have a good time this weekend? I'm like, oh, my God, it's double Brady. Got a good, like, yeah, I had a great time. How about you? Yeah, I did. I had a great time. Beat though. Like, yeah, it's pretty. It'll get you, huh? Yeah. Just ate like crazy. I'm like, yeah, I bet. And then he said, it's gonna go home and lift, but I think that's ruined left. Yeah. And I laughed and he looked at me like, what? And I just kind of giggled. I'm like, what? Well, good luck to you. And I just kind of went back to. I had my metaglass on, so I was actually listening to music. Say, who tells somebody that? Why would you tell a stranger it's going to go home and throw up? So you lift, bro. Do you lift, bro? Look, dude, you're. You're morbidly obese. This is not what you lead with. Maybe if you. If you told me I'm going to go home and smoke some meat, I'd have been like, bet what kind you live, bro? I don't know if that's ruined or not. Like, it's probably ruined and probably not worth your time. We're strangers. Don't. You made me laugh. But when I laughed at him, I think it upset him. And like a few seconds later, when they boarded the Dallas plane, he got up and I thought, he's going to Dallas. He just moved away from me. And I think it's because he was mad. Cause you can't help it when a double.
Anthony
Don't give me that look.
Brady
When a double Brady's first words were, I was gonna go home and lift later today. And I'm like, what? And he stopped talking to me. I think he wanted a best friend. But when I laughed at him for lifting, I think his insecurities came out. And he got up and he move. Bye, double Brady. I was dying. Who says that to someone? We also have to talk about this Radical acceptance of the thong at the pool. Everybody, every woman. Have you been to a pool recently? Every woman. Bathing suits are now thongs. That's been probably true for about five, six years. It started about five, six years ago. And it seemed like it started with just, like, people who should do it. Right now it's everyone. And you know what that means. And also, kids, there was a volleyball tournament in town in Vegas, so there were a lot of families there. And so you're walking around going, that girl's like 11 in a thong. Mom's. Imagine this, Brett. Your mom and dad take you up to Vegas for the weekend, right? You're 12. Because I saw this, okay? And your mom is with a friend of hers. Dad's gone. He's off gambling. And you and your sister, for the sake of this, are there. And your mom and her friend take off their wraps. And your mom's not bad looking, but she's still a mom. And she's got her red bikini on, and it's right up her ass, directly in her ass crack. And the kid's like, 11. He's face to mom's ass pretty much the whole time. And then, you know, she's putting sunblock on, and guess who has to apply that.
John Holmberg
No.
Brady
Yeah. So the boy's rubbing sunblock on her on his mom's back, and then she reaches down and does her ass. And then I started thinking, if I was with Marcy or you with your mom or you were with Bunny, and this was the trend. That's too much mom ass. You can't do that in front of your kids. You can't have a thong on in front of your kids.
Anthony
It would be a little weird.
Brady
It's damaging. But it was all over the place. And nobody has any shame. I don't think anybody looks in the mirror when they leave anymore. I think it's just that body positivity thing has changed everyone for the worst people. I don't know how it happened. We watched a lady so big that she had a thong on, and it was nauseating. You couldn't eat around it. It was just terrifying. I didn't want to drink. I just wanted to throw things at it or harpoon it. And she's there, and she managed to put what she had on to cover up, like. And it was a half shirt and a pair of tight jean shorts. And it was like stuff was bubbling out of other stuff. And I'm like. And she looked. That's what I was going to say. Okay. Ugh. She'd Managed to cover up and look worse when she put everything. I was like, oh, God, the pants are strangling your stomach. Get those off. Get back in the thong. It was at least a little looser. Nobody looks in the mirror and leaves half shirts. Like, if I told the guys, too, and I'm like, if I. If I'd have shown up here today in a half shirt, you guys would be my friends, right? And say, what in the. Oh, what in the are you doing wearing a half shirt in public?
John Holmberg
You guys stand at the El Cortez. I mean, this is ridiculous.
Brady
I can't imagine what the El Cortez looks like. The El Cortez has got to be the scariest place on the planet, because this was the Aria.
Anthony
If you would have come up in that half shirt and say, you want some Molly?
Brady
What are you doing? What is happening? I don't care about the Molly part. I'll do that all day, or at least pretend to. But there are mirrors in your hotel room. And then, you know, you start looking around at the end of the night at the casino floor and everything else. Check the mirror before you leave. If you are 80 to 100 pounds overweight, let's cover that up. Let's do our best to wear baggier clothes. I understand your confidence levels are high, but sometimes you're too confident. That's a very real thing in sports especially. He's got too much confidence. He takes too many dumb shots thinking he can hit everything, and he's hurting the team that's going on out there. You get too many confident people out there taking shots from 35ft when what we could be doing was little bunnies under the rim. We could be getting some shots off, guaranteed to please everyone. Not all half shirts are equal. And there is, like, a finite amount of humanity that should be wearing that stuff. It looks good on the bed. You're looking on the bed going, that outfit is hot. And the mannequin made it work. You do not look like that. You've got to look in the mirror with a little bit of shame and say, I might make people sick tonight. Not, I can do whatever I want. This is a prideful moment for me. No. Just because your mentality changed doesn't mean the general public has. When you hear, ugh, every time you walk by a bunch of guys, it's because you. It's not them. It's not their fault. They're not jerks. You are for walking around as a plate of, like, unfinished jello. It's weird. And it's gotta be stopped. People have to say something. Where are your friends? If Brady came in this room right now in a halter top, we would tell him, you've got to go home. We gotta get you in a shirt. Why is this being accepted?
Anthony
You're shaming me.
Brady
I am shaming the hell out of you. Because somebody has to. You've got too much confidence. People with too much confidence try to climb things or drive too fast. You end up getting hurt. You know, work your way into it. But it doesn't. Ass cheeks of a fat person. Great band name is. It's just not something that society wants to see at all. And I know you envy the college girl that walks by in the thong that's just like, my God, that's fantastic. Or the girl that actually tries, you know, to have some personal pride and keeps herself in shape. My God, that's fantastic. I'm gonna do the same thing. Is not what you should be thinking at all. I watch guys who free climb mountains. El Capitan. And I look at them like, that's incredible. That is an amazing thing I'm gonna do. It never once comes out of my mouth, ever. I know I can't. I don't. I know I shouldn't, and I know I can. I'm just gonna get hurt. I can't have that much confidence. You put that song on and your ass is everywhere. Stop it. I had to see that. I was eating chicken fingers. It's not fair.
John Holmberg
Was it worse than Double Butt Girl when we were up there last time?
Brady
Double Butt fooled us. Cause she looked hot till she stood up. Yeah, and still was hot, except for that weird double butt. And I think that was more of a birth defect than anything else. Yeah, we were there in Double Butt, kind of. But from the time I was with you in that same pool, there's been a buffet of Crisco butter and God knows what else. Deep fried life. And everyone partook. And then they put on the smallest thing they could find and paraded around in front of me. I missed the old days where fat ladies at the pool wore giant smocks like they were about to go painting afterwards. It's just not right. And I know people like, do what you want. Why have confidence? No, again, like I told you, if I told you I was just going to freeform climb a rock wall and they're like, have you ever done it before? Be like, no, I haven't, but I know I can. You would hopefully stop me. Dude, that's hard work. You can't just do that. You've got too much confidence. I can do this. I've got too much confidence. I'm gonna go stand up in front of all these black people at the Apollo and do some stand up. Somebody please stop me. That man's got too much confidence. He's gonna end up dead. Gotta start telling your friends. Maybe a thong isn't the best option for you. I miss the old days when fat ladies put on things that weren't thongs and then they accidentally became thongs because their ass was hungry too. That's funny. This isn't funny. It's dangerous. It's frightening. And I have eyes and I like to look at nice things. Nobody visits, you know, a hole that you dug in the backyard. We go to the Grand Canyon because it's magnificent. We don't look at every hole the same. One's beautiful. One's just a hole. Not all things are equal. You put the thong and the bikini on, you walk around with that much kind of pride and you can't do it. I want Brady at a pool, in a tank top in the water. That's what I appreciate about people who get it.
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Brady
Holmberg's morning sickness and it seems like the men get it. There were a lot of dudes in T shirts. They weren't Mexican even. They were in the pool in T shirts. I'm like, that man understands.
Anthony
That's why they're saying, it's the little things appreciate. They don't say it's the big things.
Brady
Nobody ever says it. It's the gigantic things. It's the little things that make the world go round. It's the stuff you just. You don't appreciate until it's too.
Anthony
That's where it came from.
Brady
I think you're right. I think a guy at a pool first said that, you know, it's the little things I like looking at. It's the little things I appreciate. And then somebody misheard that. Oh, that's beautiful. And he was just talking about asses, man, that pool, what a display. And it just carried over everywhere, even a little bit to that John Summit thing where everybody was a little younger. That's a generation of people that some look good. The ones that don't dress like the ones that do. And that used to not be the case. My sister used to bring those hot girls to the house, and it always looked like a white snake. Video was about to get filmed in my yard. You look over, and there was a big one in, like, a pink gown. And all the rest of them were in bikinis. And then there was one standing in the corner by the pool in a giant pink gown. And nobody ever said, take it off. Be comfortable. You're all right. You're among friends. She knew if I take this off, I probably won't be allowed to hang out with them anymore. They're gonna banish me from the hot girl kingdom. She never did. Stacy stood in the corner in her giant pink smock at the birthday party. And usually was the one standing near the cake. She would end up distributing some of the cake because she was gonna see. And then the other girls knowing. Knowing that that cake was probably. Stacy probably cried internally the whole time. My sister and her friends had birthday party cake. Cause she knew every one of them was gonna throw that delicious piece of cake up in about 30 minutes. And Stacy's like, what a tragedy.
Anthony
Keep mine down.
Brady
Pink outfit. And just waited to see if the skinny girls were going to have any more. And then she'd take a second one to make it seem like it was still her first. And then had that big smock on. And that was back when things were better. That's what Trump means. Let's make America great again. He's talking about the pool. Let's make America's pool great again. I don't even know where to go to have. You know, just like to start that. But this thong revolution has got to be calmed. It started with Lululemon. When people started yelling at Lululemon about 10 years ago that they didn't make clothes for fat people. And the CEO was like, of course. Wait a minute. Of course not. It's activewear. Why would I. Why would I do such a thing? And they're like, do it, or you're. We're gonna cancel you. Are you crazy? I want everyone to look nice in my clothes. Like, oh, you son of a bitch. And he had to quit or he had to sell a bunch of fat people clothes, and he did it. And look what had. That was. That was an avalanche of mistakes. Now it turned into thongs. They make giant thongs. What company is doing this? Let's picket that one. Thongs should stop at large. I'll give you up to large. Anything with an X on it that doesn't have an S next. Should not be sold.
Anthony
Cisco started it.
Brady
Cisco sells bikini thongs.
Anthony
Well, he sings about him or raps.
Brady
Oh, that's Cisco. I thought.
Anthony
You see that now every woman thinks.
Brady
Yeah, the thong song. I don't know if. No, I think he knew. That was back when people still had pride, when Cisco stung 20 something years ago when Cisco's thong song hit. I thought you meant Cisco, the meat delivery place for restaurants when it makes more sense that they would also have thongs because they're bringing you butters and creams, meat, all the food supplies. And, like, while we're at it. Yeah. If you. If you work at a clothing company and the one of the designers comes in and says, you know, what's missing from the market is giant outerwear that goes up the ass of fat women. Fire that person. Don't follow through. But it's easy. I'll tell you this. This is a good thing. It's easier. That beauty standard thing that caused all this, that women are like, oh, the beauty standards, too. It's easier to be beautiful now than it's ever been. You feel bad about yourself, but you're in okay shape. Go to a pool at a restaurant or a resort, you're gonna feel amazing about yourself. And that's if you're just kind of average. In the olden days, what used to be considered like a six is a nine at a resort pool. Oh, my God. You would. You would see it, Brett, trust me. All things relative. You see 35 giants. And you watch. Oh, you're looking at it. You're bringing the cout biggest. At least this is underwear. I don't mind if somebody wears thong underwear. Don't. Yeah, I don't mind if they wear thong underwear. Don't do it as a bathing suit. People can see that.
John Holmberg
Sixteen bucks. That's got to be a loss leader. There's no way. That's got to be more than that material.
Brady
Make it less affordable. Oh, but these are. You're looking at underwear.
John Holmberg
All right, well, hang on.
Brady
So the underwear is fair because, you know, only somebody who's wanting to see that go. That's fair, because a guy who likes that will then take off the outer layers, which I hope is a snow suit. And then. And then, you know, take care of that. You can't just have this. It's terrifying. Don't. God damn it. Brett found the bikinis. And these are the models. Yeah, Brett, these. All these women. Except for that. Except for that last one. Except for that last one, all of them would have been the hottest girls I've ever seen. Really? Oh, my God. It wasn't even a. Here we go. This is what I'm talking about. This last page. You found us. That was the most. See, that's the noise I kept making sadder. That's the noise I kept making sad. Oh. Oh. We did that probably 80 times and maybe twice went, wow, she's hot. Maybe twice, maybe. Oh, twice.
Anthony
There weren't too many.
Brady
Damn. There were no damn. Not good ones. Damn, that one's gonna kill us. Hide the chicken fingers.
Anthony
Oh, man. If you order that platter.
Brady
We did order that platter. Oh, we had to hide it inside. Chum. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They were just circling. There you go.
John Holmberg
Was that what you saw?
Brady
That was. That would have been one of the better ones. Oh, yes, Brett. America has lost its cool, man. That would have walked by and we'd have gone, damn, it's the best thing I've seen all weekend.
John Holmberg
Yeah, we forget it was a Trey songs weekend.
Brady
So acdc now. I'm not gonna be. I'm not gonna be unfair to that people. Need to calm her down a little bit. There were some nasty ACDC people walking around that pool. Dudes with big, long beards. They looked fine. Tattoos, dudes, just whatever they are. They are. But they're toting around some ugly, and ugly with pride is gross. Yeah, we got those chickens. That chicken finger platter at our cabana, and when it showed up, the big started to circle, and they. And they came by and they said, can you get you another drink? I'm like, angela, how about you? Would you like a shark cage? You're gonna need it in a second. They're gonna start banging into the cabana. I'm like, yeah, let's put the shark cage down. Let's keep them out.
John Holmberg
I gotta turn this off.
Brady
Yeah, get that away. Why did you. Why did you scroll through that, you son of a bitch? Yeah, I don't know. Pretty tired. Thinking about going home and lifting. See, that's what I did. Oh, you're not kidding. You think I'm supposed to be like, oh, yeah, I lift too, bro, we're strangers. We don't do that. That's the douchiest thing anybody's ever opened with with me. And he did it. The best part is he did it in a full stretch. Pretty whipped. Think about maybe going home lifting, but I think that's ruined. And I'm like, you, fat ass, ain't going home lifting. You're. You're already complaining about a sleepy yard. It's four in the afternoon. You go home and lift. That's funny.
Anthony
Just gives. You decline.
Brady
What are you laughing at? I don't know. Your hilarious comment about how to a stranger. You're thinking about maybe throwing down some. Some. I'm gonna put some plates in the air. Good for you, weirdo. And then he left. Now boarding Dallas. The flight to Dallas is boarding. All right. He got up, and I didn't say anything to him.
Anthony
Passenger Double Brady.
Brady
Yeah, double Brady. Your double seat belts are ready. He just moved, like, 15ft away because I laughed at him for his awesome calisthenics program that he was about to break into. Yeah, America's got. Look, I'm not. I walked around with my shirt off. I felt like Fabio. Like, this is easy. I'm feeling great. And then I turned into a lobster. And some lady goes, oh, Poppy Longosta. Like, huh? You're burning. I am. See, I got called Poppy twice. And another time, I almost got killed by the cartel. I just remembered this. We were sitting at a table, and I dropped some money. And there's these girls that saw it, and they walked over, like, immediately. I'm like, oh, no. I dropped a wad of cash. And these one tall dude and three ladies, and I saw them see me drop this big wad of cash. I'm like, oops, Target. Put it back in my pocket, sit down at the table, and next thing you notice, go, I love your glasses, puppy. I'm like, what? Your glasses are Those. They're meta glasses. Oh, those are gray. Puppy. Like. Okay, okay, that's enough. You. And then we walked over to a bar, and there. And they were. They were. They were going to kill us. There were three of them. And they followed. The guy was no longer there. And then about an hour later, another bar. Look over. Hi, puppy. My God. Nope. Go home, Med. I mean, you're done pornhub videos in the making, right? Yeah, the porno video where you end up with your kidneys in a bathtub. You know, Puppy, call me Poppy all day, though. I did kind of like that. I've never been called Poppy. I did like that. That was kind of like. It's better than hey, bro or dude or chief. Poppy's pretty good. So if you guys see me at Youth Fest this weekend, don't I, don't chief me. Don't boss me. Poppy. Hola, Poppy. I like that. I like that a lot, actually. I think I like that a lot. What's up, puppy? You start doing that to Brady too? He's tired of being called chief.
Anthony
That's boss.
Brady
Boss. Boss. Your big one. Let's go to Poppy.
Anthony
I got three or four this weekend.
Brady
Poppies or boss.
Anthony
I haven't gotten the poppy yet.
Brady
Get a poppy. I got my first poppies this weekend. I got a couple of them. One girl told me I was a lobster. Puppy, like, what? I was just going to the bathroom. Huh? You're all red. You're getting all red. Yeah, I'm a little burned. I should put a picture of my stomach online being just as a cautionary tale because I just. I wasn't out there very long. 75 degrees. Who turned? Only a cracker turns this white. And 75 degrees red. I was. I thought I was safe. Anyway, let's get right to it, shall. It's a big week. We got you fest this week. Let's fire that up. You give us a Wake up song. Kick Monday off. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control. Now.
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Episode: 04-28-25
Title: Guys Weekend In Vegas For John Seeing Trey Songs - Double Brady At Vegas Airport - We Need To Talk About The Over Acceptance Of Thongs At The Pool By People Who Can't Wear Them
Release Date: April 28, 2025
Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo dive into an entertaining recount of their recent weekend in Las Vegas. The discussion revolves around their experiences attending Trey Songz's Millennium Tour, unexpected encounters, and a critical look at the prevailing trend of thong acceptance at public pools.
The episode kicks off with Brady Bogen sharing his adventures from the weekend spent in Las Vegas. He describes attending the Millennium Tour, headlined by Trey Songz, with friends, only to face unexpected lineup changes.
Brady (03:00): "We had no idea. But the substitute was like, the Yin Yang Twins."
The shift in the concert lineup led to moments of surprise and amusement as lesser-known acts replaced the expected performers.
Brady (05:42): "That's what I said. And I've heard of him. I had no idea the scope and size of what we were about to be part of."
Despite the hurdles, the group enjoyed the extended hours of the concert, which lasted until the early morning.
Brady (07:05): "We lasted till three in the morning."
After the concert, the hosts recount a visit to Fontainebleau at Live, where they encountered the renowned DJ John Summit. Brady narrates a humorous yet nerve-wracking experience involving fake drug distribution to blend in with the crowd.
Brady (05:44): "And then people saw that I did that. And strange like, can I have one? Next thing you know, I'm distributing Molly to people."
This escapade led to playful deception, as Brady and his friend Anthony pretended to be under the influence to navigate the party scene seamlessly.
A notable highlight of the episode is the amusing incident involving Double Brady at the airport. Brady describes meeting a doppelgänger who mirrored his appearance and mannerisms, leading to an awkward yet funny exchange.
Brady (12:59): "He just plops down next to me and just gives a big. And I'm like, he kind of sounds like Brady, even first."
The interaction culminated in Brady's lighthearted yet critical remarks about the encounter, emphasizing the challenges of interacting with strangers over superficial similarities.
Brady (35:32): "What are you laughing at? I don't know. Your hilarious comment about how to a stranger."
Transitioning from personal anecdotes, the hosts delve into a socio-cultural discussion about the rampant acceptance of thongs at public pools. Brady voices his concerns over the trend, particularly its impact on younger audiences and body image perceptions.
Brady (16:48): "We have to talk about this Radical acceptance of the thong at the pool."
He highlights scenarios where inappropriate attire overshadows modesty, especially in family settings, leading to discomfort and unintended exposure.
Brady (18:36): "And your sister's like, what a tragedy."
The conversation extends to critique body positivity movements, suggesting that they have, in some aspects, negatively influenced societal standards of dress and presentation.
Brady (20:11): "I think people have to say something. Where are your friends?"
The hosts reflect on the balance between self-confidence and societal expectations. Brady emphasizes the importance of self-awareness and the potential consequences of excessive confidence, drawing parallels with sports and personal interactions.
Brady (22:34): "People with too much confidence try to climb things or drive too fast. You end up getting hurt."
He advocates for a more measured approach to confidence, where individuals can appreciate beauty without crossing into disruptive or harmful behavior.
Brady (27:21): "Nobody ever says it. It's the gigantic things. It's the little things that make the world go round."
The episode wraps up with the hosts reiterating their insights and personal experiences from the Las Vegas weekend. They blend humor with critical observations, offering listeners both entertainment and food for thought on contemporary social trends.
For more insights and entertaining discussions, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM, or visit www.98kupd.com.