04-29-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: April 29, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Overview
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigates a blend of heartfelt listener interactions, comedic banter, and sharp social commentary. The show delves into themes of empathy, societal behaviors, personal anecdotes, and pop culture critiques, all delivered with the show's signature humor and irreverence.

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Listener Emails and Empathy Challenges [02:51 - 05:35]
The episode opens with a discussion about the influx of listener emails reporting the loss of pets. Brady Bogan expresses the emotional toll of responding to repetitive and heartfelt messages:

Brady Bogan [03:00]: "I have a small town atmosphere serving southwestern comfort food. For Come on down to the Ranch."

He reflects on the difficulty of maintaining genuine empathy without sounding insincere, highlighting the challenge of balancing heartfelt responses with the volume of similar messages.

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Insincerity of 'Thoughts and Prayers' [05:35 - 09:33]
Brady critiques the often superficial nature of social media expressions of sympathy, emphasizing the difference between genuine personal support and generic online comments:

Brady Bogan [08:17]: "It's the easy way out. It's like, oh, hearts and prayers."

He argues that true empathy requires more meaningful engagement than mere expressions of sympathy, which can feel dismissive or obligatory.

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Tempe Tavern Underage Drinking Raid [09:33 - 37:00]
A substantial portion of the episode focuses on a recent police raid at Tempe Tavern, where 165 underage individuals were arrested for illegal drinking. The hosts analyze the behavior of the youths who failed to flee the scene, questioning their decision-making and societal influences:

Brady Bogan [10:31]: "I don't want my weekends to be like, Jesus, everybody killed their dog this week."

Dick Toledo [32:14]: "What are you doing standing there finishing your drink?"

The discussion blends humor with criticism, examining factors such as peer pressure, parental influence, and the effectiveness of law enforcement strategies in deterring underage drinking.

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Discussions on Relationships and Self-Image [37:00 - 75:00]
The conversation shifts to personal stories and humorous takes on relationships, particularly focusing on insecurities related to physical attributes:

Brady Bogan [50:00]: "I would love to see the wiener beauty contest."

The hosts engage in playful debates about self-esteem, societal expectations, and the absurdity of judging personal traits, using exaggerated scenarios to entertain and provoke thought.

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Music and Pop Culture Critiques [75:00 - 115:00]
Brady and Dick Toledo embark on a segment critiquing various music bands, compiling a "Mount Rushmore of Hated Bands." They discuss their disdain for certain genres and artists, offering their opinions with humorous justifications:

Brady Bogan [83:36]: "The Cure is popping up there. They're knocking on the door of my Rushmore."

The debate touches on generational differences in music tastes, the impact of cultural shifts on entertainment preferences, and the subjective nature of art appreciation.

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Television Shows and Recent News [115:00 - 162:53]
The hosts transition to discussing recent television show cancellations, new releases, and pop culture events. They touch on various genres, from cooking shows to reality competitions, providing their takes on why certain programs fail or succeed:

Dick Toledo [171:15]: "Mythic Quest has been canceled on Apple TV."

Additionally, they explore topics like the influence of technology on driving safety among different generations and share quirky news snippets, all infused with their characteristic humor and insightful commentary.

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Closing Segments and Final Thoughts [162:53 - End]
As the episode wind downs, the conversation circles back to light-hearted topics, including birthday shout-outs, upcoming comedy events in the Valley, and playful banter about fictional contests. The hosts maintain a balance between humor and meaningful dialogue, ensuring listeners are entertained while subtly addressing underlying social issues.

Brady Bogan [180:26]: "Why would I want to show it to some strange lady 'cause he knows deep down he's going to get a one-star review."

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Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogan [03:00]: "I have a small town atmosphere serving southwestern comfort food. For Come on down to the Ranch."
• Brady Bogan [08:17]: "It's the easy way out. It's like, oh, hearts and prayers."
• Brady Bogan [10:31]: "I don't want my weekends to be like, Jesus, everybody killed their dog this week."
• Brady Bogan [50:00]: "I would love to see the wiener beauty contest."
• Brady Bogan [83:36]: "The Cure is popping up there. They're knocking on the door of my Rushmore."
• Brady Bogan [180:26]: "Why would I want to show it to some strange lady 'cause he knows deep down he's going to get a one-star review."

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Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a mix of heartfelt discussions and comedic critiques, engaging listeners with relatable content and sharp humor. From tackling emotional listener submissions to dissecting societal behaviors and pop culture phenomena, the hosts provide an entertaining and thought-provoking morning show experience.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Felt Face performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com.

[Brady Bogan]

Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45 this. It's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady and Brett and Toledo. And away we go with yet another glorious day here and paradise. I have to say my emails load up as I check them and I can't say every time I want to. I'd have to do my own segment of like, would have to be a segment every day of people emailing me, telling me that they've just put their dog or cat down. I get a lot of that and I want to. You know what? I might just start a podcast where I just like an obituary section where I just read off your emails about your dog. Part of me is like touched that you guys would tell me this and trust me, it hits home every time. Also, knock it off. That's depressing. I wake up every morning with people telling me about their dad.

[Toledo]

Keep it to yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

He's showing me these pictures, these beautiful animals and it's like, oh, it's 14 was the greatest. My best friend. I'm like, oh my God. I got my own. I got five of them at my house. I got a mausoleum in my home of dog ashes and little pictures and it's the saddest thing in the world.

[Toledo]

I think I heard this morning that it wasn't the dog didn't die. It was missing for 500 days.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the doc. Yeah, I just read that story just now in a place called like Rabbit island or something crazy. Like. Yeah, the dog is survived. Two years a dachshund and then, you know, there's the other one that was out there in the desert here in Arizona just recently that survived for, like, days and days. And they just brought it back, and it looked at its buddy at home. They showed the two dogs together. The other one's looking. I'm like, you dumb? Where'd you go? I want to walk about, man. I had to get out of here for a little bit. Sorry. It's like he's a burnout, the dog. And, man, I just need to take a few hours. I don't need no job or some guy breathing down my neck all the time, man. So I'm gonna poop outside. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna explore. But, yeah, it's. Look, I'm not. I'm not saying stop completely on this, but I just. There were, like, nine. There's a. There's a lot. And I know what happened.

[John Holmberg]

Give us a break.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you know, and the pictures. Your dogs are all so cute. Damn it. And you're all heartbroken, and I would love to say the right thing, but you know what's sad about it? Here's the. Here's the problem. Here's the true problem with that. And this isn't me trying to be insensitive. It's just me being open with you. I start writing the same thing to the next guy after about 4, I realize I'm going down. I'm like, I. I. And that. And that seems. And it seems insincere. That seemed very prattish to do.

[Toledo]

You know, you got your AI response ready.

[Brady Bogan]

It. Yeah, it starts to feel like, oh, I'm just. You know, it's after. You know, you feel bad if you. I learned this when I was. I was the firing guy at Tony Roma's back in the way back. And they like you. You will let people go if we have to. I'm like, sure. Like, I was 21. What did I. I didn't know anything about life or, you know, people having any feelings towards a job. I didn't care if I got fired, so why would they. So I'd sit people down. The first. First time I had to fire a mom. She was young, and she had a little kid. This job was something to her, but she was terrible at it. So I had to sit down and say, hey, we're a different direction here. And I felt awful. Like, I was. We went through a spell where I had to fire, like, seven people. By the sixth one, I was like, get out of here. I was fine. It was like there was nothing. There was no emotion at all. I was just umping her out of there. You door, go. I don't want to be that. I don't want to be that. There's a. There's been a rash of. It's the car wash thing. Yeah.

[Toledo]

So bottom line is your response. Do you mean it?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I completely mean it.

[Toledo]

Then you're fine.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, but I found in the. That I started to kind of write the same thing.

[Toledo]

But I think we do. We do that to ourselves a lot of times because you don't realize, you know, that's the words that the person that you're writing to is the first time they're hearing that.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. And I have to remember that the reader is like, oh, that was very heartfelt. And then I have to realize, is it heartfelt? Am I. And, you know, and there's only so many.

[Toledo]

I mean, it's like, what do you say sometimes?

[Brady Bogan]

And I, you know, that's why I.

[Toledo]

Always say, like, well, just try to make it come from your heart.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but if it came from your heart, from the last guy youy're like, I'll just borrow from my heart off that last dude.

[John Holmberg]

Like the form letter.

[Brady Bogan]

You're right. Yeah. When the first guy. The first guy in this. This group of nine this morning, you got a nice heartfelt, like, oh, I feel terrible. And then I'm like, oh, my God, another one. And then the picture.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, copy paste.

[Brady Bogan]

And then I started to be like, you know, and I think I said to that last guy was pretty good. And then I just went into the third. My third one. And then I'm like, there's a bunch of them.

[Toledo]

As long as you don't say the wrong, you know, you know, the wrong name.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. Yeah. And there's the other thing I'm not using. I have to go back and check names.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, Cleveland.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It starts to become like, you. We love your city. Like, huh. You don't know where. I don't know where we are anyway. I just. Not that I don't have the paranoia.

[Toledo]

Of getting caught in the thoughts and prayers.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Yeah, the thoughts and prayers.

[Toledo]

You know, for people. That is still nice to hear for some.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I've never once thought thoughts. I think thoughts and prayers. About as lazy as it gets.

[Toledo]

And a lot of times I don't think about.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the easy way out. It's like, oh, hearts and prayers. Like, that's not.

[Toledo]

But it's more about that person reaching out to you than them.

[Brady Bogan]

What they're saying, if they reach out, it is. Yeah, yeah. That's a little different to just thank.

[Toledo]

You for the gesture, even though it is. Do I think they mean that? Yes, I do.

[Brady Bogan]

I think thoughts and prayers are, like, when you say something like that, it's. It's personal. Like, if I called you and I said, hey, man, our thoughts are with you. Yeah, that's different because it's friendship. But when somebody hears a story and their reaction online. Oh, thoughts and prayers go out to family. You know, thoughts and prayers. We started the tease and prayers. The tease and peace go out to the family. I've done absolutely, you know, Jesel and we talked about it years ago, and then Anthony Jesel neck put it in a perfect way and just said, it's literally the bare minimum of what you can do. I made a thought and a prayer. I made a wish. I threw a. It's like saying, I'm throwing a penny in a well for you. You'd be upset at that if somebody said, hey, you're about Brady's whole, you know, dilemma. I threw some pennies in a well for you. I took brick. Well, that's the same thing as praying. I just. I just.

[Toledo]

I thought about your 30 seconds.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I gave you thought. Doing it now and then Chuck dimes into the fountain at the mall. Thinking about. I was wishing it would go away. So anyway, that's what I did. Oh. So, you know, you're welcome. Hey, Penny, Just make sure Brady doesn't kill himself. That's. I wish that Brady wouldn't kill himself. Yeah, but you do find that to be the thing. But I do have the I do feel. I do feel it. If I do write back to you, it is. I feel it. I just did. I. Like, that's too many in a bunch, and you guys can't control that. You don't know that there's eight other people writing that they lost their dog in the last couple days. And problem was, I went through the weekend's emails. I went back and scoured some of the. I'm like, oh, my God, this was a rough weekend for the euthanasia departments. And I'm like, oh, it's heartbreaking.

[John Holmberg]

So maybe we should just limit it to Wednesdays or something. Only send them in on Wednesdays, even if you're a couple days off. Well, it's midweek. Who cares? You know, you don't want to do it on a Friday. You don't want to start your week with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy. I tell you, you're not wrong. I don't want my weekends to be like, Jesus, everybody killed their dog this week.

[Toledo]

Had a great time in Vegas.

[Brady Bogan]

I was in Vegas around, pretending to be on Molly and laughing with friends of mine. And everybody else. Yeah, everybody else was killing their dog. You know, who needs to hear about this? Holmberg. My God. But I do. I. You know, I'll eat that. I'll take that bird. I'm like, jesus, Brady, you know this. I'm taking on all of this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I saw you walking on water earlier.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. And that was too. Well, it's just show off. Hanging out with hookers and walking on water. That's what I do.

[John Holmberg]

Is that Molly?

[Brady Bogan]

It is. It's all that Molly. So anyway, I. I didn't. I didn't want that to be a. I don't want to. I don't want you to think that it's insincere, but I have to be honest with myself and say, oh, my God, I. I would love to be the voice that you hear that calms you, but I don't know that I'm any good at that stuff. You're asking a jackass who likes fart jokes too much to turn on the. The fart jokes. And then I gotta do fart jokes now for. For four and a half hours. We gotta do. And on my mind, all I'm thinking about is all the sad people, because I know. I know how miserable it is. I know that it's just. And it's. And it hurts for a long time. There's a lot of people out there. So I am, you know, and then I always say to the thing, you're like, you know what? My dogs get extra treats tonight. My dogs are gonna get so fat if you guys keep writing these letters. You got. And I went home yesterday, because I got a few yesterday. And then this morning I'm like, geez, there's a bunch of them. And I did actually make a note to myself to say, but I did a homogenized one. You guys are all getting cookies in honor of the people that have been contacting me. And this morning I go back and I look and I'm like, there's nine of them. There were nine of those. And I woke up to a bunch more. I'm like, jesus. So it's the pictures that kept me. Could you imagine if that was like, babies or grandmas? Every time, you know, you guys just picture my grandma and she's. They get like, loads of that. Like, oh, My dear Jesus, like, don't show me that. Like, if it was a baby epidemic of putting babies down and I got pictures of that. How horrible your day would be on another person.

[Toledo]

Exactly. There's different Greece. I was just thinking, you know, imagine that. And the ones that you hear, it's like after this weekend, it's like, oh, yeah, my son was plowed in that car that ran through the festival.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, there were. Oh, there were a couple of them that weren't euthanized. One dude emailed me and his dog was just dead when he woke up four years old. Oh, I'm like, oh my God. Like. And I, I just start. I have no idea what you're going through. Never had to deal with that. And I never want to.

[John Holmberg]

Having to find.

[Brady Bogan]

Just wake up. Like, this one won't get up. Like, oh my. And it's four. Like, you know, you think you're gonna get at least eight or nine years out of a dog. For sure.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's just worse because it's like you can't say your goodbyes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You can't do anything.

[John Holmberg]

Wake up and it's just like, oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn'T even know anything was wrong.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So anyway, what a depressing way to see. Now I'm doing it. Back to you guys. You start good morning this morning, check your dog, get in there, shake it, put a mirror under his nose. Yeah. It's just. It happens. We all have to deal with it. That's the, that's the glory of them and that's the pain of them, is that they give us all they got, but they only got a little time. They give us everything they've got, but it isn't a long run, so you gotta brace yourself because chances of you outliving them are pretty damn high. Anyway. What are you gonna do now? Let's get into something more delightful because it's depressed. Me, I don't like. I don't like waking up at, you know, God's out. Oh, I did stay up pretty late last night. I got two hours last night. I got a little nap in the middle. It was pretty good. Watching a little Blockbusters and getting some TV in there. Oh, I watched a great. A murder mystery about God. What was that one? It was an evil lives here. A Swedish lady goes on. She's kind of pretty, but she's got the weirdest body I've ever seen. And she sits down and she's just looking at the camera and. And then they just start flashing headlines from newspapers in front of her. And she's just staring at the camera and she goes, my name's blah, blah, blah. And my father was a cannibal and a serial killer in Sweden, and he's not in jail. And she sits down with this lunatic and talks with him. It's amazing. He axe murdered her stepmom slash his girlfriend and then started to eat her. She's just a little girl. Jesus. And they show the clothes and the axe and all the stuff, and I'm like, oh, I'm eating popcorn and enjoying the hell out of this thing. I'm like, this is horrible. That's one of the best episodes I've ever watched. This guy, when he said he. When he said it wasn't murder, did not murder her. And they're like, you hit her in the head when you cut her head off with a. An ax. And then started to saw it and then eat. And then on the phone called 91 1. He said he was cooking her as they spin when eat some of this. And then you guys come get me and we'll do something about it. I don't even remember how he got out of it because I was dozing in and out, but he goes, not murder. And the guy goes, you killed her with an axe? Well, yeah, that, like, you know, it wasn't murder. It's not murder. It was a message. And his whole head's tattooed face. Naki looks crazy. Great stuff. That'll keep you up. That'll keep you up late.

[Toledo]

It was tough to watch TV last night or any of that, because I found out Travis Kelsey unfollowed Ryan Reynolds.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. God, what's the world coming to? Never mind. Send me more dog emails. That's terrifying. Was it because Trump took a swing at with the Eagles at the White House? He took a swing at his girlfriend.

[Toledo]

It's just this whole, you know, Baldini and Blake Lively.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta get into it.

[Toledo]

I don't want to get in the middle of this.

[Brady Bogan]

In the world's most boring soap opera of nobody cares. Blake Lively drama, a C list celebrity, and Justin Baldini, a guy no one had ever heard of really, until this thing evidently directs and stars and things. Yeah, nobody cares. Trump at the. With the Eagles at the White House. People are mad at Saquon Barkley for going and hanging out with him a little bit extra and put Jalen Hurts.

[Toledo]

And a couple other guys to not go.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, that's fine. You don't have to. But the guys that went were enjoying themselves. And now people, we're Back in this. It didn't last long. We're back in. If you hang out with them, people hate you. Like, Saquon Barkley can't hang out with the President of the United States if he disagrees with him. Like, just two weeks ago, everybody's kind of like, the Bill Maher thing's a good idea. Now it's like Saquon Barkley, people threatening to burn his jersey, and I don't want anything to do with him. Like, so he's not. He doesn't have to think the same as you at all. You said Ms. Pat kind of did that in her comedy thing. The last 20 minutes was like, everybody has a voice. Everybody has a free thought. Everybody can do what they want. Unless you think differently than me. Right. Because her whole thing was about hating Trump and anybody who likes him.

[John Holmberg]

And she was great. She was hilarious.

[Brady Bogan]

And then I'm like.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of like, all right.

[Brady Bogan]

Really started to tell everybody, if you don't think the same as me, you shouldn't have laughed at any of these jokes. I don't want anything to do with you. But then Barkley and Trump are hanging out. And then the best part is, is that during his speech about the Eagles, you know, normally it's a president just makes a dumb joke, Boy, I could use you against those Iranians. I could use you, and blah, blah, stupid crap. Trump, it was a rough day for Taylor Swift. When you guys went in there. I, you know, I was there and got a huge applause. I was actually at Super Bowl. She got booed by almost everybody. By the MAGA doesn't forget. MAGA does not forget. Like, this is not about the Eagles right now. Just say, congratulation, congratulations. Do what Biden did. Put the helmet on. Get lost in it for a second. Biden was the. Biden was the one I want as the forever meets the super bowl or championship teams, because when he stuck that helmet on that old man head and could not get it off and just. Just resigned himself to living inside a chief's helmet for the rest of his life till he kind of somebody helped him put some nice.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then he just rattled around and it's like he's. He's in his mind. He's like, this is a cage I live in now forever. He was not getting that off. You know, Trump wasn't gonna put a helmet on Biden. Did he look ridiculous? That was my favorite one. When Biden popped the helmet on, that was my favorite one.

[Toledo]

I forgot about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it was great. But Trump just Is like, hi, Eagles. Listen. So a lot of this is gonna be about me. Taylor Swift. A lot of people like her. Not at the super bowl, nobody did. And her boyfriend is Travis Kelce. How's that working out? Cause he didn't vote for. He, like, made it clear. He's Travis Kelce. How'd that work out? Your team got got club. Your girlfriend got booed. I didn't. The Eagles won, and here they are.

[John Holmberg]

Be interesting to see if the Chiefs show up there next year.

[Brady Bogan]

That was. I mean, he took a swing at.

[Toledo]

It's time for them to have a little dinner.

[Brady Bogan]

They might have to sit on heaven. That was a pretty awesome one. When Taylor. For no reason, Taylor Swift gets punched right in the nose with the Eagle celebration at the White House. Yeah, we got to get over this. We got to get over this whole. My guy's hanging out with your guy, and that means nobody can like each other. I had a friend of mine in Vegas this weekend say that she's not going to travel anymore overseas because she's worried about being deported and never being allowed back in the country. And I'm like, is that a real fear? I didn't.

[Toledo]

Sounds like it is.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it is. I won't travel overseas anymore. It's. They'll. They'll deport me. I'm like, well, you're the one doing the deporting. Like, you're. Where are you going to end up? She goes, I don't want to go to El Salvador. She's Asian, for God's sake. She goes, yeah, but I look Mexican, and my last name is kind of. And it does. Her last name does seem Mexican. And then we just teased her the whole time about it, but, like, we were gonna call ice on her anytime she did anything wrong. You really do fear it. That's your. It's deranged. Nobody coming for you. And until I guess my black friend Joe's like, you don't know what it's like. I'm like, you're right. I'm white. I don't ever think about these. This doesn't. I've never once gone through. I told him. I even said to Joe, I'm like, what's it like? He said, I drive by the police. I get my camera out just in case, so it lives with you. And I'm like, I drive by and I wave. Great job today, officer. Thanks for everything. You bet, citizen. Yeah, we don't do that. I'm like, go try it. Maybe it would help. He just looked at me like I was crazy. She literally thought that. I'm like, I don't. I don't know if that's real. And then I started to wonder, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm blind to the idea that everybody's getting deported. I haven't seen any evidence of it. The ones getting deported seem like, yeah, save for that one guy we goofed up on paperwork. It's pretty much a deportation sound.

[Toledo]

Like, yeah, I hear both sides, but you hear the background of one. Like really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Right. But depends on who you're watching. So.

[Toledo]

Right. It's like if that's the case, you.

[Brady Bogan]

See the pictures in the White House lawn. Now, Trump, Trump's a mother effer. Like, he put all of the people that have been deported that are serious crimes, their names, their picture and the crime they've committed. And it's right where the, the media has to stand to do their hits on the White House. So you are being made aware of bad guy after bad guy that has been kicked out of the country while you sit and bash. You know that? And so he's. It's.

[John Holmberg]

It's like going to the Rebel Lounge and seeing tour posters all over the. All over the venue.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. It's a flex.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know, it costs some money to get all those out there, but it's more of a point taken. It's a. Okay, we get it. Swing. Swing the dick a little bit. Right, Right. But not everybody's like, nope, all of them. Every one of them. I can prove it with a photo and their crime. And it was like, man, that's a. A pretty impressive lineup. But yeah, I'm not seeing that my friend Erica is going to get deported if she travels over to Spain or something. If that starts happening, I think we'd notice pretty regularly that a lady with a Fendi purse and a Rolls Royce, she's probably not necessarily the target, but if she is, then we can all start worrying. And by the way, here's the thing I wanted to talk about before all the dog death and all that. Brady, you have a 16 year old daughter. Toledo's got that boy. He's like 19. Have you noticed their friends and they're the. This is. I'm gonna say it. And this is an old man talk. I'm pretty sure 16 to 19 might be the. This is the dumbest we've ever been since like cave days. From 16 to 19. Have you noticed that Kirby's friends, especially the boys, are just flat out dumb, Even though we know we were dumb like they might be the dumbest group ever. And I've got proof. Yes, thank you. Thank you, Brad. You're right. You look at them like in a stand nice. And you wonder, when you get to my age, you start to wonder, is this how you just feel about people who are in their teens? And I think little of that, but I think that.

[Toledo]

But there's 20 year old. There's more head scratchers.

[Brady Bogan]

I pretty sure even 20 year olds see teenage kids now. It's like, are you guys this dumb? I didn't. Here's the reason I say it. Police just raided a bar that has not been named on McClintock and Apache Boulevard.

[John Holmberg]

I think I know that bar.

[Brady Bogan]

They didn't say the name of the bar. There's one called Tempe Tavern.

[John Holmberg]

That's. I think that's the only one that's there.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. 173 people were arrested. 165 were underage. Prom was booming, you know, and I know Brett Toledo. I'm not so sure about how it worked in Montana. I assume you just had Olympia in your hand since you were six.

[Dick Toledo]

Pretty much.

[Brady Bogan]

When you. Yeah, when you go to a bar in Tempe when you were underage and you noticed that like there were four other underage guys there, you're like, some of us have to go. Yeah, we can't all do this. You can't have multiple. And so if you are there and you're like, there's like 25 people. This place is. Is ripe for trouble parties, like house parties. You knew the second a red light flashed to run.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

There'S too many of us. 165 in a bar.

[Toledo]

Yeah, Well, I mean, I remember growing up there was a place that was known to like, hey, if you go in there, they'll let you in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. And Cat's Pond, but yeah, there's always one near you.

[Toledo]

There's Papa Joe's, but that, you know, you could have 400 plus people in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. And if all of them were underage, you might look around and go, we're in trouble.

[Toledo]

Room for eight more people.

[Brady Bogan]

Word got out because the dummy spread it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And they all went together. What happened to you guys? That if you're gonna do something, only like six or. I get like six or sevens too many. When we would underage drink in bars, the nerves were on high. Now if I went in and saw like 12 or 13 of my friends, I'd be like, what is going on?

[John Holmberg]

I'm out of here.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm leaving. This is. This isn't. We're going to get caught.

[Dick Toledo]

They haven't gotten that because Alex and his buddies got a group rate on fake IDs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They got on the Internet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Tons of them had fake ID.

[Dick Toledo]

And they're really good IDs.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, they're like.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe we had to lift up the.

[Brady Bogan]

The. The laminate.

[Dick Toledo]

Laminate on ours were like, slide in.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Dick Toledo]

And all that. Or a Dr. Terry.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. A friend's. A brother. Had the old idea. When they turned. They turned 21. So their old ID, like you could have it. And.

[Dick Toledo]

And then they started in this state. They started flipping them. Remember the. The.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's. There's one's horizontal, one's vertical. Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm. Maybe I'm coming down on them a little heavy. Because the fake IDs now are so good, and they're actually you. Because our fake IDs were Alex's picture. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's an address in, like, Oregon, I think, is what he's got. An Oregon id.

[Brady Bogan]

My first one, because I had that watermelon head and that tiny, skinny body was a dude named. His name was Mark Kessler, and he was a couple years older than me. And he had his second ID because he got a new one he gave to me. And this was before they flipped them or made you get the one that didn't say under 21. We didn't have that. He just got a driver's license just like old people did. And then when he got a new driver's license, for some reason you would. And that was back. You had to get a driver's license every four years.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

So he handed me his old one. Now, Mark was bigger than me, and. But we were both blonde and had mullets. We, you know, if the bouncer was black, I'm getting in. We all looked alike. So I remember taking this thing. But mark was about 195 pounds. And at the time, I was probably. Well, no, that's. I was probably about that. I still looked wrong. I just looked like I was poorly drawn. But he was bigger than me, and the picture looked like he was bigger than me. My face was weird. It still is. So I go. First day. I'm super excited about this. And we went over to Jupe's on. I still go there. Guadalupe and Price, thereabouts.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Jupes was known for, like, you know, being lax at the time. I don't think they are anymore.

[John Holmberg]

No, they're not.

[Brady Bogan]

And so I go, and immediately, bartender gets my ID and he looks at me and he goes, I know Mark. And just throws it away. I'm like, God damn it. He looked at it and looked at me like, come on, idiot. I know this guy. He lives, like, right over there. He comes here all the time. Like, oh. So I slunk out sad. And I noticed that there was a table of similars that are looking at me. Give me the thumbs up. And I'm like, I spent 85 bucks on that guy's ID and I didn't. Damn it. So I get another fake ID later, and I went into. I can't remember the name of the place. Oh, it was a place called JT's. And there's new. It was not related to the one that's there. It used to be on Dobson in Guadalupe. It's where they had bar after bar there for a little while. Champs and JT's and tons of bars just opening, closing in the same location. Went in there, dropped the ID and pretty proud of myself. I'm drinking with a couple other people who were of age. I'm like, I'm one of them. I'm in. I'm in. And all I had to do was slick my hair back. With my receding hairline, people thought I was 35. They probably take my ID because it's like, there's no way you're only 21.

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[Brett]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from League, Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feldface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Standup Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week for the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

So I'm sitting there drinking, and then a gaggle of bus boys from Tony Romas comes in. Oh, no, like seven of them.

[Toledo]

Pj.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, no, they were Mexican. Freddie. This was in the 80s. Wow. Wow. We know Porkopolis probably should have gotten raided, but. Yeah, no, they did. They were all white kids and they come in drinking, they're like, hey, John, what's going on? And I heard them talking about school, high school. And you know, Mrs. Fletcher's such an idiot. The other day I was in him like. And the bartender's eyeball, I'm like, it's time to go. It's time to go. There's going to be a. Now she's going to scrutinize the whole thing.

[Toledo]

Two and two.

[Brady Bogan]

And you just never go back to that bar. 165 of the 173 people arrested at this bar. First off, running a hell of a business there.

[Dick Toledo]

Second off, the eight that were there with the underage ones, they were 165.

[Brady Bogan]

People cited and released because they aren't taking a jail. But they were cited and released.

[Dick Toledo]

They all had fake IDs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, they had fake IDs, and they got, you know, underage drinking, like we're taking. They didn't have time to, you know, they. And by the way, dummies, unless there were 165 cops, some of you should have run. What are you waiting in line for your citation? What's wrong with you?

[Dick Toledo]

What do they do?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, wait at the back door. All right, 74, 70. Who's up next for their citation?

[John Holmberg]

Come on, man, no cuts.

[Brett]

What are you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

How many of us are there? How dumb are you guys? A few of you are going to run. You have to learn that the cops, the five or six rating cops, they're not gonna now chase you.

[Toledo]

They could have gone in the bar and said no one's leaving.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if 173 people would fit in that bar. It's not that big if it's the one we're thinking.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know, you're right.

[Toledo]

If it was outside, they have like a I need you in a single file mind.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't remember. All right, everybody. And they checked all 165 IDs. Run. One of you could have run and learn your lesson that way. Just huffing and puffing and sweating it out about a mile down the road going, I think they're not coming for me. All of them stayed. And you're right, maybe they blocked the door. Yeah, there's another door.

[Toledo]

That's the only way I think would.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you right now, a smart kid like me would have leaned and gone. Hey, bartender, you're going to jail. Where's the back door? Yeah, cops are back there too. Help me out here, brother. When the citations start going, take off. They didn't have 165 handcuffs. It's like when I watch op live. Be like the party. The black lady parties that get raided, they don't. They just take off. They'll be talking to the cops, they'll be chatting with the cops. Gone. She just started. Ah, we got one fleeing on foot. She's in a purple tank top and jean shorts for a child. Oh wait, she's twerking for the camera. Nevermind, we got her. They'll run. While they're talking to the police, these Tempe kids stayed and all got their citations.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe ICE was there too because they had so many fake IDs in the building.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess maybe, I suppose if they pull them out at gunpoint.

[Dick Toledo]

Posters at the White House.

[Brady Bogan]

I saw the one raid that they did in Colorado for the MS.13 bar, which I find hysterical.

[John Holmberg]

They had a bar?

[Brady Bogan]

They had a bar.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, nice.

[Brady Bogan]

And they arrested a whole load of Ms. 13 gang members. And people are upset that they raided the bar and they're deporting like, I mean, it was an MS.13 bar. The cops had long guns out and you know, but you know what the Ms. 13 guys were doing? Busting out of the back door, running. And even with the cops guns like, oh God, the hands go up and, like, get on the ground. Like, okay, okay. And when the cop would direct his attention to the other guy, the guy gets take off running like, I'm getting out of here. These idiots in Tempe165. Now, on the flip side to this, great job, officers.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Toledo]

They put up a temporary fence.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe you'd have to corral them. I just know that if there was 165. Look, when there was a house party, there's probably a couple hundred people, maybe at most. And that was. The cops knew this is an illegal house party. 13, 10, maybe get hit. Maybe that's a huge number.

[John Holmberg]

Three cop cars pull up, total.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody's jumping and running, running in other.

[John Holmberg]

People'S yards and jumping fences, climbing trees.

[Dick Toledo]

Who got caught.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. And then Monday, it'd be like, four of us got. Adam got in trouble for it. I'm like, oh, okay, well, it wasn't me. So like, 187 of us got away on foot, got in our cars.

[Dick Toledo]

But also the. The bar business in Tempe last weekend. Little down. Little down. After Thursday night's hit, evidently kids had.

[Brady Bogan]

To go home to their friends. I mean, slash parents. That wouldn't happen. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe there. I just.

[Toledo]

Okay, we'll get you another id.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's what.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, poor Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

There it is. Oh, Skyler, I'm so sorry. I had such a bad week. I don't know why I cracked down. That's it. That's why they didn't run. There's no repercussions. There's no Dan Holmberg waiting for you to come home with an underage citation, throw you in the pool for a half hour.

[Toledo]

That's a percentage.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly what it is. You're friends with these morons, and they stood in line for their citations because nothing bad was gonna happen. In fact, you're probably gonna go down there today and talk to the officer that manhandled my boy. My son. Sloan was just having a soda. I'm sorry, ma' am. His friend Riley was arrested. Explain yourself. These are children. They're friends. My mom wouldn't have gone out and fought for me.

[Dick Toledo]

Go back to Postino.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. So maybe it isn't the kids that are that dumb. It's these parents that are best friends with their kids, that don't give them five across the face and then go in their room later and go, I did it too. Just be smarter. Run. Like, where's the dad? Saying, why didn't you run. Half of them had to ask because you know why there is no dad. There's no dad in the house. Nope. It's moms and jeans that look like the girls in high school because they want to be friends when they still they won't let go. And it's a mom's job to be nurturing. It's not a mom's job to smack you across face unless it's black mom. They don't mess around. That's the problem. That's the problem. There was no dad to give you the grief and then walk in later and say, why didn't you run? That's what my dad would have said. It's like, let me ask you something. 165. Saw it on the news. Why didn't you guys run?

[John Holmberg]

I'm taking your car away now. I mean, you should have ran.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you doing standing there finishing your drink?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I didn't know what to do. They had doors. They were in the front door. Is there a back door? Yeah, but I know how to get through the kitchen. Through the kitchen? You know where the kitchen was? There's a door to that. I was afraid there was cops back there too. Swedish student line got her citation. When you were next in line for the citation, did you think, I'm gonna run because I would have raised the kid that ran.

[John Holmberg]

Is there 173 cops on shift in that area?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you know, on a Thursday night, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Not even in the county.

[Brady Bogan]

It had to be some sort of thing. But anyway, all I thought was, man.

[Toledo]

You get maybe six cars there.

[Brady Bogan]

They were dumb if they were bringing.

[John Holmberg]

Up there the most. If they're all in doubled up in the car.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they give this guy for 30.

[Brady Bogan]

He said there's a one year driver's license suspension if you get caught with a fake id. Why weren't you running? Because they don't care about driving. It's a generation of people that don't get up on their 16th birthday to get their license. They don't care about driving that much.

[Toledo]

Like you said, scooters electric. Starting this conversation. They didn't know what they're that it's just.

[Brady Bogan]

They're just that dumb that by the 45th one it's like, how come the cops are here, bro?

[Toledo]

You staying?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think I will stick around and get a madder than they already are.

[Toledo]

Let's get this on Instagram or Tick Tock.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they probably get trying to get clicks.

[John Holmberg]

Can I get another shot while I'm Sitting here, waiting. This is.

[Brady Bogan]

This is crap. If you're. Dude, 158, you could have had a couple more. Yeah, before they. Before they nabbed your id Owner that bars in big trouble has to be, right? They didn't really mention license gone. I mean, we had.

[Dick Toledo]

Unless all 165 had those good fake IDs.

[Brady Bogan]

We had a basket of fake IDs at Tony Roma's, which was a restaurant for old people. But the bar area. A few times would come in and I'd. Come on, I'm two years older than you.

[Dick Toledo]

Black Angus, we used to do that too. The bouncer would have the file there, and he'd pull out the old one. You were de Montre last week.

[Brady Bogan]

The better part was we would sell them to our own busboys. You look a little like this one, Jared. How much? 50 bucks. I didn't do any work. I had to hand them out. Hey, McNeilis, this one's the same size as you. How much? 85. Hold on, let me see what I can get. They give me money. I'm selling driver's licenses. But I would. I literally stood in the bar one time, and these girls came in, and they were really young. And the bartender's name was Jim Ortiz. And he goes, watch this. And I was bar backing at the time. Watch this. I'm like, what? He said, They're. They're 18. And he went up and he goes, ladies, I'm not even gonna card you. Oh, my God. Really? Nah, you guys are. You look beautiful tonight. Do you get carded still a lot? No, it's. You know, we're old enough. I'm like, okay, okay. And he knew for sure they were. So they ordered strawberry daiquiris and he made virgins. And by the third one, he said, look at them. They're acting a little drunk. It's just drinking Slurpees. So I said, can we get in trouble for that? And he goes, yeah, we can't have him at the bar. And he said, but it's still fun to do this every once in a while. I'm like, this is great. And then in the middle, he asked him for IDs, and they left. They might have been 16. It was so bad. They had, like, business attire on, like, at the time with a huge shoulder pads. I remember the one was in a yellow suit. She looked like Darcinio hall dressed her. It was awesome. But anyway, Your kids are stupid. Run. Run away. Run. My dad didn't raise no dummies. Run. And if you can't run. Hide. Go into the bathroom and hide. I'd go into the attic of that place. I'd crawl in through a ceiling thing. If a year's suspension for my license would have been murder for me, I'd be through a ceiling tile. I'd be hiding in the top of that. I'd be in the. Waiting for everything to go. I'd sleep there till the next day. We get cell phones. You can call your dad or your mom and go, hey, there's a raid at the place I'm at. I'm hiding. Then my dad would be like, I'm gonna beat the life out of you when you get home, but nice job. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Now the state press is calling out that place. Of course, it's saying that.

[Brady Bogan]

There's the Tempe Tavern.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's on their website.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a lot of underage people to allow inside, but, yeah, I just don't understand the stupidity of all 165 of them. I don't think Tempe's cops.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It is not big.

[John Holmberg]

This is tiny.

[Toledo]

How many were travel IDs?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, are the kids compliant? Are there fake IDs getting them from A to B in the air?

[Dick Toledo]

Apprehended, they had to have like. Like a bunch of paddy wagons.

[Brady Bogan]

Then the lady. Yeah, the lady at jsx, when I flew out Friday, didn't get my joke. And I think she just thinks I'm a dick, because she goes, just to let you know, your travel ID, you have to have that updated by May 7th. I'm like, I already got a mother just joking with her. Yeah. And she just went right back to the computer. I'm like, I'm just playing. And she didn't respond. All right, all right. Somebody already raised me, sister. I know how it works. Anyway, yeah, that's not good. 165 dummies. Idiots. I did my kid just for being so stupid. You stood there and took. How many people got citations before you? 80. You were in the middle of that line. You just didn't go hide or go to the. Somebody had to go to the bathroom at a certain point. I don't think Tempe cops have the resources because they were drinking on a Thursday.

[Toledo]

There's got to be a big patio.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, not that big.

[Toledo]

I mean, maybe they could have a patio.

[Brady Bogan]

Like.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there's a couple little spaces up.

[Toledo]

Front here, like, with the top, you know, like, they couldn't get out. That's the only way I could.

[Brady Bogan]

Even if the Tempe cops had a raid team on Thursday. Some of them could have gotten away.

[Dick Toledo]

See, you can get the Google view.

[John Holmberg]

If 20 dudes are running at the same time, they're only gonna get half of you.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe. Maybe. And that's if they chase. They've got another 140 here to eyeball.

[Dick Toledo]

Little patio area out in front there.

[Brady Bogan]

So I'm hoping that the real story was scattered like roaches and raid. And there were actually 400 people in there, and only 165 got caught. That's my only dream.

[Dick Toledo]

There's no patio there.

[Toledo]

Oh, look at that. That's amazing that that many people. Doesn't look that big of a building.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Brady, they were children. It was a. It was Lil Tykes night at the Tavern. Can't imagine the Tempe cops are like, start their 9:00am all right, tonight's the big raid on the Tempe Tavern. How many have we got? 180 of you. All right, Whole police force gonna go down there and make sure these kids get busted.

[John Holmberg]

Should we go for lunch today?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think maybe that's a good idea. Yeah. Support the Tempe time.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

And then just. Logan, can I talk to the manager real quick? Sure. Hey, how you doing? My name's John. What the were you doing 160F? Oh, I'm not real good at IDs. You run a bar.

[Dick Toledo]

That's literally your one job.

[Brady Bogan]

You want. Your one gig is to try to protect that. What the is wrong with you?

[Toledo]

He couldn't make it to work that night.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, when the cops. When the cops showed up, did you just shout, everybody run? Or like, all right, calm down.

[Dick Toledo]

The corral area was the one keeping him in. I can't jump, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, here, here, Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't. What's. This is the same generation that notes for pe. Can't do it. I didn't get a good night's sleep.

[Toledo]

You come in, but we got to put this shock collar on you.

[John Holmberg]

All right, there's the old dirty bookstore that was next to.

[Brady Bogan]

We're gonna. Oh, that was a dirty bookstore. I for Apache is loaded with that around the corners.

[Toledo]

The roll it up smoke shop.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Could you not get away from that? Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at how much parking lot space there is to scatter. There's a wall right there. You could have hopped. Ah, I've already got my escape route, and I'm 52 years old.

[Toledo]

Leave the car parking lot.

[Brady Bogan]

They don't drive anywhere. Plus, your Tempe Tavern Kids, You're Westwood or something. You're not driving.

[Dick Toledo]

That thing looked like a biker bar with all the bird scooters out in front of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Get on one of those. Throw. Throw your dad's credit card and get through there.

[John Holmberg]

So many places to run.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, what the hell?

[John Holmberg]

Look at this.

[Toledo]

He's got the light rail.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. Dumb mother. What in the world? I'm at it. I'm at numbers 90 through 162.

[Dick Toledo]

Literally. This stop is right there.

[Brady Bogan]

And even if there were a hundred cops, they're all bundled up, too. That's a small space. You could blade your way through that. Where were the liars? Where were the young liars that said, I'm here against my will and being human trafficked, begin fake a seizure. What happened to the youth? I would have been on the ground flopping around with foam coming out of my mouth. He's having a seizure.

[Toledo]

And 200 of us got away, man.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying. It's like four. There better be at least 400 people that scattered. And that little bar was.

[Dick Toledo]

Cops went there and thinking, oh, man, we're gonna get some action now. They were like, they're all just standing there.

[Brady Bogan]

What did the class of 25 from Mesa High go into the tavern that night? What is going on? Where are my liars? Where are my storytellers? Where is the future of America? Where's the bully that punches another kid and starts a fight so the cops have something else to do so the rest of us can run? Where is your brain? 162 of you got citations.

[Toledo]

That's how confident they were with their id. Watch.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm even gonna fool the cops like idiots. Oh, God, Brady. We're standing there underage now. First off, when Brady was underage, I would have been like seven. But I'd still been smarter than these kids. I'm a Brady. I don't want to do this, but I'm gonna punch you directly in the face. We're start a fist fight. Cops are gonna have to come break us up. Diversion. We're doing this so our friends can get out. We're gonna take the heat for the other ones. Where was that? None of you are smart at all. Run, Trent. Be ready. It's about to go down, right? The Gilbert goons lasted longer than you guys. And they did terrible stuff. They had their parents in their corner. That's probably why.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

At least they were smart enough to lie and run and do all that. Idiots. I don't Know anything about Tempe tavern anymore?

[John Holmberg]

I'm 25, and I'm thinking it's not like they're tasing anyone. Just mob together and push through.

[Brady Bogan]

Push, push. Created 1-6-MOB. And get the hell out of there. This guy said the police got help with the Arizona Department of Liquor License and Control and probably blocked all of the exits and received citations on their way out. Okay, maybe, but, you know, still seizures, lying. I mean, there's still all sorts of fake stuff you can divert. Start a fistfight in that pile of people, and somebody has to take one for the team. There could have been a couple of escape routes.

[Dick Toledo]

That outdoor corral area short.

[Brady Bogan]

And here's the other thing. The first, the opening of this bar. There are 165, 200 people in there. There, that little patio. Somebody's gonna see that there's authority figures lining up and, like, didn't warn the others. Hey, we got. We knew it. House parties, cop. That's all you had to hear. And boom. The place was. We run by him.

[John Holmberg]

Sonic. All those liquor guys are Michael Duncan Clark size or anything. Just run through.

[Brady Bogan]

It's crazy. This one says, do you know how many pervy men are going to go to the Tempe Tavern now? They stay open, they're gonna have a surge of old men going in there hitting on college girls. My guess is it was a lot of girls. Yeah, because they're the ones that would get the citation crying. You don't understand. My dad's not gonna lay on my YouTube channel.

[Dick Toledo]

And my guess is the pedos are gonna be a little lonely for a while at the tavern.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not gonna be much. I have a feeling there's gonna be a yellow tape on that door, and that place ain't gonna open for a.

[Dick Toledo]

Couple a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think the Tempe Tavern is open for business.

[Dick Toledo]

So what happens to their liquor license? Can anybody go in and buy it?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a good question.

[Toledo]

Yanked, and then it potentially available again.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. They're dumb. That's what I thought last night. And I want. I don't want. I want to. I want to be fair to them and when I was their age. Because right now, I am. I am a much smarter than I was and obviously than they are. Man of a certain age. So I look back and I'm like, where in the world? But I know for a fact that my brain would have started panic. A massive loss. I would have immediately. We must bullsh t our way through this And I'd have probably not to the cop's face. You're already too late there. But I mean distractions. The seizure's strong. I'd have gone into the bathroom and gotten some soap and water and put it in my mouth like he's got rabies. Like we'd have gone nuts with something and maybe still get in trouble. But was there any effort? Idiots.

[Toledo]

You know, we're thinking high school, but you got a bulk of 19 junior.

[Brady Bogan]

20 juniors in college.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, freshman, sophomore.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, freshman, 18, 19, 20. Sure. Still dumb.

[Dick Toledo]

I doubt it was many high schoolers in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Still dumb.

[Dick Toledo]

Still dumb.

[Brady Bogan]

It's still dumb. Especially when you're 19. You're that close.

[Dick Toledo]

Trust me, I know. 19 year old dummies.

[Brady Bogan]

You got one. Yeah, you got a good one too. Like this kid is barely alive and the update on him is hilarious. Is that no school? Still grubhubbing. And you basically did what we said you were going to have to when we said it back when you moved out in August. You're paying for this, you know that? Nope, nope, nope. You're going to pay it. And you're just paying it and said get it back up here. Why are you even letting him stay down there? Shouldn't he just have to come back now?

[Dick Toledo]

Partly because he's. He's 19 and partly because the lease is breaking. The lease was more.

[Brady Bogan]

You wouldn't break it. Might as well keep paying, leave it empty. Get his ass up.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh yeah, yeah, because he's 19. Next thing is taking away his car because the car's mine.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, so you're gonna live with you?

[Dick Toledo]

He's coming back up for the summer.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, I think I just keep paying rent. Better than having that adult look at me every morning going, what's for breakfast?

[Dick Toledo]

He's getting charged rent.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta pay yourself then because he's getting charged rent now. I hate to break it to you.

[Toledo]

I'm putting a tough shed in the backyard.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm putting this. You know what?

[Dick Toledo]

I'll clean it out.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's. Let's do this for Rich. I'll kick in if you guys do. We're gonna put a little all pro shade patio in Toledo's backyard. We'll have the guys come out and just live on the patio like a, you know, like he's a Cane Corso in an apartment. He's got a nice little patio he can stand, but he's not allowed in the house anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

Little food bowl.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, little food bowl again. He gets. See through the window you can crack the window. He can watch tv. It will charge his electronics.

[Dick Toledo]

And he's allowed stop connecting to Bluetooth.

[Brady Bogan]

He's allowed to be out there. Come on inside. No, only for paying customers.

[John Holmberg]

What's the new WI Fi password, bro?

[Brady Bogan]

Guys are dicks. It's better down in Tucson. Of course it was. You were living for free by yourself, you idiot. It so I just don't want my house to smell like vape.

[Dick Toledo]

And it does.

[Brady Bogan]

Blueberry vape.

[Toledo]

Oh, it's not blueberry.

[Brady Bogan]

It's in smoke.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, it's the full on.

[Brady Bogan]

He's straight. Oh, he doesn't even hide it. Oh, wow.

[John Holmberg]

Who's paying for that then?

[Dick Toledo]

Great question, Brad.

[Toledo]

Question.

[Brady Bogan]

Gulp. It's Gulp. Hub. He just gets on an app where he just goes door to door gulping. Where's Goldpub? Oh, the dickhead got back on the freeways. Never gonna get here. Gulp. Hub. Yeah, that's. Yeah, they're dumb. You know, at firsthand. You got one. And his friends are dumb.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

There's always one smart one that you say he's gonna. He's gonna.

[Dick Toledo]

Because they managed to make it through a whole year of school down there at U of A.

[Brady Bogan]

True. But you notice they're dumb. But then there's gonna be one. You kind of notice. He's gonna break out of this herd.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, there's. There's two. One of his name's Kyle, he's already got his pilot's license and he's going to school on scholarship at.

[Brady Bogan]

He's not gonna be friends with your son much longer. GrubHub. And a 19 year old pilot going to aeronautical school in Colorado. Hey, Alex, do you want to. No. What? I'm not leaving. Dude, your grubhub. You have to leave the house. No, I order grubhub for myself and I go pick it up and get my own tip yesterday.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a new plan, man. Changing my major.

[Toledo]

Dad.

[Brady Bogan]

Dad.

[Dick Toledo]

Changing my major.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta go to school to have a major.

[Dick Toledo]

What are you changing your major to that you haven't declared? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go for business. What kind of business? I just want to start a business and then I start my fashion brand.

[Brady Bogan]

He's an entrepreneur.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

But he really hates the whole.

[Toledo]

That's a better route.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, if the guy from Chiba Hut can make it, I can make it rich.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to be a nurse. Yeah, ask the next question.

[Dick Toledo]

Wishing one hand.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you going to school for it? No. You're never gonna be a nurse.

[Dick Toledo]

Didn't know YouTube was giving out MBAs.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to be a business. I want to get business degree. Yeah. How's school going? Not going. Guess what? You're not going to get ever. You have a fake ID and a fake degree. What? Yeah. You need to punch him more. You're not punching him enough. Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Give him a briefcase for his birthday.

[Dick Toledo]

There you go. That's good idea.

[Brady Bogan]

I like that little briefcase and a clip on tie. All right, Mr. Wonderful, go out there and make all your money. See you and Mark Cuban in the paper. Hello, Sharks. My name's Alex. I'm Shark. I got an idea, Sharks. What is it? It's this thing that like on your phone, people put in an order to a restaurant. And then I go get it for them and then. And then they pay me. It's called Alex Hub. This already exists. Nuh. The one that exists called grubhub. I need you dudes to fund me.

[Toledo]

It's a biodegradable pouch to hold your weed.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys are dicks. You're like my dad. You'll see.

[Dick Toledo]

There's the hurt.

[Toledo]

Get to the fact.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Richard, they're so dumb. Run. High five. John runs. Oh, man. My dad would have come home. Hey, how's everybody doing? We need to talk. Dan. What happened? What'd he do? He got caught at a tavern last night with 200 of his friends. He's got 200 friends? I was a gay bar. Oh, he's at a game. He got caught doing gay, didn't he? No, he just got caught with a fake id. Didn't he run? No, he stayed and he took his. He took his citation right in the ass. I probably. I'll be right back. H, Wink. Why didn't you run?

[Dick Toledo]

They all gotta have the same court date in Tempe, right? We should send Brett out there for that. That morning.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my dad would come around. What the hell was last night? They blocked the exit tonight. You know, I gotta beat you. You know I gotta hit you a couple times, right? Yeah, I know. You take your car away. We're not friends. You know that, right? I'm not your friend. I'm the guy who knocks you around when you cost me money. Okay. And then you come back in the room a few hours later going, was it worth it? Did you have fun? Did you get laid by a girl? No, we weren't there for that, dude. Yeah, you and your twin friends standing there in a line getting tickets.

[Toledo]

We're watching the sperm race races.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Pretty awesome, dad watching sperm races.

[Dick Toledo]

And we're in training for next year. Sperm races.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to be a sperm racer. I'm going to hit you again. Shut your mouth. My dad's in town right now. He's probably loving every single. I think he still might be gay. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5859800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP. Guns.com.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn'T know his name. Anyway, it's true. Couple emails came in. Man, oh man, are you guys right about those underage idiots. John, I was at a bar last year that got raided for underage drinking. The second a cop showed up, I ran. Wasn't until about a mile down the road I remembered I'm 30 years old. It's just a natural reaction. What's wrong with them? Yeah, cops go to a bar, I run, too. I'm white and those lights start flashing in the place I'm in, I look for exits. So, dear John, the dummies got caught because they don't learn life lessons from movies anymore. They don't make movies like they did for us. Super bad. They're not allowed to make comedies for kids like that. They grew up without them. They had the Super Bad and the Hangover, the last comedies that had any edge to them at all. When's the last comedy that got me? Like hilarious. Super Bad might be like the last teen romp. Com.

[Toledo]

The humor comes in the sci fi marvel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Super bad was 20 years old. You're not learning any lessons. You're not. You're not relating to. Super Bad was incredibly relatable to all of them. Us. They don't make those movies. Remember about seven or eight years ago, like these movies that have to have inclusion and a relationship with homosexual. They do. And you make it seem like that's bigoted. But that's your government saying that TV has to have gay characters. And let's not make it so the teens are in trouble. Even Saved by the Bell. Zach was kind of a, you know, flimslam man. Nope, not anymore. So they don't get Super Bad anymore. He's right. TikTok hasn't taught him a thing about this stuff. Stupid dances and stupid clicks. That's it. They stand in front of their own ring light, make videos about themselves, and then the world shocks them. Huh. Is this drop fake ID and trash claim you didn't drink and didn't get carded. This Carlos has given out information how tos not in possess. No citation. He's right. Throw the ID down. I don't even have. I just came with these guys. You can. You can trust me.

[Toledo]

They don't know you.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Because they don't have dads and they didn't have good funny movies. And they're not friends with Carlos Jaramillo.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he knows about fake id.

[Brady Bogan]

Carlos knows. He makes them. Yeah, a. A guy like Carl, there's probably seven or 800 Carlos Jaramillos running around this city. City. Dumb kids probably paid for drinks on a credit card too. Morons. Carlos. You're right. Carlos. You're right.

[John Holmberg]

It's my ATM card.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Take it from a guy who's got a J and two Ls in his last name. And you don't pronounce either of them. That dude knows how to get his skirt the law. Now, next one's from someone called Cameron Flansburg. So I'm imagining this person doesn't know Hunter. We'll see. Every time there's some stuff about kids and their stupid crap and you guys do a no high five or no kids high five. I look at an idiot standing here at work because I give myself that same high five. He does the skull clap like in Minnesota. Yeah, give yourself a skull clap. That's. Maybe that's what those Minnesotans are doing. Just thinking about not having kids and they're just giving themselves a high five. School.

[Toledo]

You'Re coming with me, Mr. Scatter. Boo.

[Brady Bogan]

Skull. Skull. I. I just got an email from. This is actually a public service announcement too. On the heels of the whole underage drinking thing in Tempe. Tempe is saying today is. You can speed all you want through Tempe because the cops are all being treated for carpal tunnel. Because they all had to write thousands and thousands citations. You stupid kids. So they can't write tickets for a couple days till their wrists heal. Idiots.

[Toledo]

They're all wearing those bowling those gloves.

[Brady Bogan]

Up to their elbow. Tell you what. I'm gonna hand you my citation book. Why don't you fill it out? Because I can't. You don't understand. I've been writing out citations all weekends. The stupid kids that waited in line for 10 tickets. Carlos Jaramillo couldn't be more right. The most simple thing. Take your fake ID out when the cops show up and just chuck it somewhere. Yeah, I don't have a fake id. How'd you get drinks? I didn't. I wasn't drinking. I was nervous about this all night lie. Idiots. And he couldn't be more right too that they were paying with credit cards or their dumb. He goes just do the. The phone can pay with my phone. Can I biff this? Can I tap that goes directly to your phone, you morons. God, I hate your kids. Anywho, what are you gonna do? And I also like that. No people are all over Terrence Howard. By the way.

[Toledo]

Have you seen for denying for turning down a role.

[Brady Bogan]

First off, I just learned that Marvin Gaye was gay.

[Toledo]

Yeah, me too too.

[Brady Bogan]

That was brand new to me. I thought, yeah, Quincy Jones confirmed it. I didn't know that. So they're gonna make a movie about Marvin Gaye and Terence Howard was going to play Marvin Gaye, which I don't think is good casting. Marvin Gaye was one handsome son of a. Terence Howard's good looking, but in a different way. He doesn't look like him at all. But he said he didn't want to play Marvin Gaye on the big screen because Marvin was gay. Like oh, thought it was just a name. What's in the name arose by any other. So he was on Bill Maher's podcast and he didn't hold back at all. It Wasn't Lee Daniels was doing the movie.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but if his deal was. Look, I. You know, this is his quote.

[Brady Bogan]

He says Terrence said he wouldn't have been able to kiss a man on camera because, quote, I don't fake it. Then he doubled down. That would me. I'd cut my own lips off. If I kissed a man, I would cut my lips off. And he says I'm not homophobic. It's not it. I can play that character 100%. I can't surrender myself to a place I just don't understand. But I would cut my lips off if they touched another man's lips. I'd pull my own tongue out if I had to pretend to be gay. But I'm not homophobic. He's right. If he's not willing to commit to making out with dude, he's not right for the role. I'd struggle with that. I don't think I can. I don't think I get deep enough into a character to start tongue kissing a fella without feeling funny. And it doesn't make you a worse actor. We know Terrence Howard's a good actor, but he's catching some heat. More surprising is that Marvin Gaye was singing all those beautiful songs to dudes.

[John Holmberg]

Tammy, Terrell, Ain't nobody.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Sexual Healing. Sexual Healing is about poop wiener. We know now I didn't that. Give me a little sexual healing.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

This song's filthy hot. Yeah. Cause you do it right, baby.

[Toledo]

To the base.

[Brady Bogan]

But I don't.

[Toledo]

I'm a bottom.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, calm down. Let's not rewrite it.

[Toledo]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Got to reboot here.

[Brady Bogan]

But the bottom line is. Sorry the pun. I didn't know that Marvin was gay. What's going on now? We don't know. Listen to this. This dirty ass song. How many people have had sex with this? And then now you know. He was writing it thinking about a butthole.

[John Holmberg]

From the album Chocolate LeBaron.

[Brady Bogan]

Does he ever say it? Girl, Hot like an omelet. Remember the video? He's laying in the doctor's office and the girl is. The nurse is there. He's not interested. He's waiting for the doctor. And that's because he went to a good doctor. He's a man. I had no idea. This is a dirty. Our parents were definitely. When we weren't home on Friday and Saturday night, this was planned. Dan was getting down.

[John Holmberg]

She came to the front door and you hear Marvin Gaye playing. Just went back out to Trends.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Back in an hour.

[Brady Bogan]

But what you should have done is come to the back door, because that's where Marvin Gaye was. Oh, what a song.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't the rumors, like, when his dad killed him that he was wearing a dress or something years ago? That's. That's the rumors that I heard.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't hear that.

[John Holmberg]

I'll see if I can find.

[Brady Bogan]

It's been 40 years. We can start right. Wrecking it.

[Toledo]

And then. Does that have something to do maybe with his.

[Brady Bogan]

His dad. Old school dad had no idea. I didn't know Marvel was gay. Dude could write some beautiful love songs. That's for sure. And what's Going on is maybe one of the greatest songs ever wrote. Written. That is a great song. The Environment song. Man, oh, man. And that was in the early 70s. He put that down and that was before people cared about that stuff. Yeah. This thing. What's up, brother? Not a girl in that mix, is there?

[John Holmberg]

It's the Boom Boom Room.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, this is in Boys in the Hood. Great song. There's too many of you cry. It's all about environment stuff, Earth stuff. Fox News would have hated this if it was today. The Environment hoax. That it called it. There's a theme song. Great song. But Terence Howard won't touch tongues with another man. If I was Terence Howard, I'd be like, I won't do it. I'll cut my own lips off if I have to kiss another man as Marvin Gage. Like $10 million. All right, we're gonna hire Chris Hemsworth as his boyfriend.

[Toledo]

Let's put a double in.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Kiss double. A stunt double. A tongue double? Could be. I don't know. But I'm just finding out Marvin Gaye was gay. I was shocked. Completely. But if I. Look, if the music is that good, if the love songs. I don't think they write them the way they used to.

[John Holmberg]

How about this?

[Brady Bogan]

If the love songs were the first.

[John Holmberg]

Notes of this one, hit this one here.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

That first note.

[Brady Bogan]

You're like, oh, yeah. It gets you half hard. I don't even know what ins. Is that a guitar?

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna do this for Night of the Singing. Dad, I used to Bad butts. He never says, like, girl, sugar, and baby. Oh, we're all sensitive people. Terence Howard won't do it. I'll do it for the money. The money has to be right. I'd cut my lips off if I just had to randomly make out with dudes for my job. Like, if it was like, every day. I had to Kiss Brady goodbye, but shred my whole face up like I had a chimpanzee as a pet ripping off its birthday, but you give me 10, $12 million? Brad's getting a tongue bath like he's a cat. Anyway, I thought that was interesting. People are giving him heat about it. It's like, look, the guy doesn't want to kiss dudes. If a gay guy said, yuck, I won't play a straight man because I have to kiss a woman, nobody be mad. He doesn't want to do it. Listen to this. This I talked to you guys about yesterday. This guy emailed me. I'm interested. I'll do it. I'm already on board. See if you guys will, too. Said I. Dear John, I asked a girl I hardly know if she would be completely honest with me about my penis. And she said, of course I would. And I showed it to her and I said, go. Don't pull any punches. She said it was okay, not very thick. She said, odds are this doesn't really satisfy most women on a ton own. She said, I'm a little on the small side. And she did say it's big enough to meet the standard of quote, size doesn't matter. She did say when I asked her that pretty much all of my encounters that I had that were purely physical and not emotional probably weren't great for the woman. Just. Okay. I dare the morning show to do this very same thing. I'm in.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

We get a random girl in here, here, take a look at our wieners, and then light a little report on them. Like, assess us. Like, kind of yelp our peepees. Well, not feel them or anything, but just look at them and say, all right, what are you working with and what is your. Because we're not going to have sex. What would your reaction be if you saw this?

[John Holmberg]

Wait, we can do that, but we can't do the MILF contest.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, we. I'm not saying even on the air. Let's just go out to the Tempe Tavern later today. Excuse me, ma' am. Huh? How old are you? 18. All right, that's old enough.

[John Holmberg]

Eyeballs me as you.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course, they're experts. Give me. Give me some bullet points. Eyeball this and tell me what it. What it would do for you. Is this good? Is this big? I think a guys want to know, am I. Is this doing the job properly? I'd be all over that. A nice assessment, like a, you know, an analytics thing, like plug. What do they think that plug your car's engine into that computer and it gives diagnostics. Yeah, it's a diagnostics check. This guy named Brian C did.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I, I, you know, I'll take my C and be happy with the grade. Because if I'm looking to think, like. No, if she's looking for, you know, 12 inches.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, let's ask her. Like, what's your. Like, you understand each girl could differ.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because she could hang out at the Boom Boom Room and we're obviously gonna fail.

[Toledo]

Everybody average is.

[Brady Bogan]

But that's the girl you want. Sure. The girl that isn't saying, I want you. She's saying, would this do in a pinch? Not what she's after. That would please her is not. We're saying, is this. You're in the girl world. Is this one satisfactory, do you think I got the job done most of the time with just this. Or you look and go, now we're going to need some toys. We're going to need your hands. That mouth yours going to come into play. Play. And if it's not emotional, then just, you know, the old hammer town not gonna do much. It'll be nice, but it won't be great. That's what this Brian guy got an honest assessment of his. Like, she didn't say, I love him huge and you're tiny.

[John Holmberg]

So what happened?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he just kind of said, I got assessed. And he kind of walked away and said, thank you nothing, but took his seat.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so what's the point, though?

[Brady Bogan]

He took a seat just to see where you stand with the average. I don't think we ever get assessed. We get lied to to by the. By the women we're with. They always talk about, oh, yours is great. Yours is great, but wouldn't you like some. An unbiased opinion of someone you're not sleeping with?

[John Holmberg]

I don't care.

[Toledo]

Still doesn't guarantee.

[Brady Bogan]

I would like to know the other girl. See, that's confidence. I feel the same way. I don't really care what her assessment is, but I would like to hear where Brady stands. I want to hear a woman talk about Brady's PQ. I would find that hysterical. For about 20 minutes that Brady stood in a room with a lady just eyeballing you eat a lot of sausage. Maybe she'd come out and go, brady is ridiculous. This thing is size of us. Canned ham or perfect. And then it would be fun for us.

[Toledo]

Give me the tweezers.

[Brady Bogan]

Because we could laugh hysterically later at where we all rank. You know, we make fun of Brady for being a small man. Man in stature. You're six three. I'm six foot. Toledo's five. Eleven. Just barely. Not a human. And then there's Brady down there. Now imagine if we had that list. And now the jokes could fly about Brett's big greasy curved mess. We get a little more information about each other. I think it's time we did this. We just need a random woman to come in here and take us in the back like it's doctor's a visit. And then break out a few of them. And then we put them up on a wall with no names and we have to guess who's who.

[John Holmberg]

Just the hall of Dicks down the.

[Brady Bogan]

Hall of Dick and a whole bunch of like just Yelp reviews of our dicks. Three stars. Strange bumps. Too pink. That kind of thing. I'd be all in on that. I'd find that hysterical. We all love rankings. We run and find our ratings all the time. And you know what that is? We call it a big dick contest. Let's have one. Not to say who's the biggest because biggest not necessarily good. Talk to ladies. Gigantic ones. They're like, oh, those are the worst. Tiny ones and gigantic ones are the worst. So who's working with the one that they most desire? Who's got the prettiest one? And then will crown that person. And we'll have that to hold over the other guys heads for the rest of their lives. And I think that's a fantastic thing.

[John Holmberg]

We do the hall of Dick. So we're. We're going to be bombarded from the.

[Brady Bogan]

Other side of the. They would do it too.

[John Holmberg]

No, they'll be hanging out in our side of the building.

[Brady Bogan]

That's good radio. Which one of you had the silver slider? Huh? Oh, yeah, that's me. Gray pubes. Really? Some. Yeah. Couple. I like it.

[John Holmberg]

Give me just for men.

[Brady Bogan]

Salt and pepper. Look, the George Clooney down there. Maybe yours is the same. We put them next to each other and we just recreate Wolf's the movie with Pitt and Clooney. Brady's probably looks like Anderson Cooper. We don't know. That's what I want to find out. We've known each other this long. Let's know each other all the way. And then the jokes. Like the jokes. It's ripe for writing. It's ripe for joke to telling you guys don't know. Maybe I come out of this pack with the worst one. It could be fun. I'm willing to do it. I don't know what's going on down there with you two? Could be hilarious.

[Toledo]

That were the case, you know that I wouldn't be joking about it.

[Brady Bogan]

About my small wiener.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why hilarious?

[Toledo]

Too powerful.

[Brady Bogan]

No, not with me. Oh yeah. No, I'm destroy you hilarious.

[Toledo]

Concerned about your. Your junk.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not. I want to see it.

[Toledo]

No, but I'm saying you talk about it so much.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Last thing you'd want to know is like oh, what if it doesn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then I'd have to work harder.

[Toledo]

Where you stand then, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I don't. I don't know. You don't know. Sounds like somebody's a little worried about the contest. I'll pull it. I got no shame in that. And if it's the smallest one in the room by a lot. Tip the cap voice. That's pretty awesome. Good for. For you. If it's the most useless, good on you. Yeah. If I have the most.

[Toledo]

But who wants to be the smallest one?

[Brady Bogan]

It wouldn't bother me. Why hilarious? If you guys made fun of me for that. I think it's hysterical. Hysterical?

[John Holmberg]

Look, at the end of the day, there's a reason we're all on radio, not at pornhouse.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Now let's find out how bad it is for one of us.

[Toledo]

Fine.

[Brady Bogan]

The one yelling at us. Taking. See, that's right. So prove yourself and then pull. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Let me be. I'll take the small one.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, we're not talking about small. We're talking about useful.

[Toledo]

Whatever you want.

[Brady Bogan]

Usefulness. It looks kind of bl. It's ugly.

[Toledo]

Okay, I'll take it.

[Brady Bogan]

I see. This is a guy who doesn't want to show it to some strange lady cuz he knows deep down he's going to get a one star review. See? It's already good. Wouldn't bother me at all. Some lady came in and said there's my least favorite of the three.

[Toledo]

It would bother me if. If a woman said that it was.

[Brady Bogan]

The least favorite in room. If it was the least.

[Toledo]

Doesn't matter if you guys weren't even involved. It was just you individually.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me ask you this.

[Toledo]

Why would I want.

[Brady Bogan]

If a woman came in here. If a woman came in here and said you're the least desirable one.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Penis or otherwise.

[Toledo]

Would it bother me?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Toledo]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like if a woman said I find you the least attractive. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh no, no. I love that.

[John Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

I love getting compliments.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, it's not a compliment.

[Toledo]

Who would not like?

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't care. I know I'm not. You would.

[Toledo]

You would care.

[Brady Bogan]

I would not care at all if some lady came in and said, I find.

[Dick Toledo]

Is Lisa gonna leave me because of that?

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Because I get a rating.

[Toledo]

Well, it's not about that.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't change my life if some lady came in blind and stupid and said Brady's the best looking one in the room. No, it wouldn't bother me at all if all three of you guys Are like, John's the worst one. Yeah, okay. Kind of with you on that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but I just don't. To me, it would bother me.

[Dick Toledo]

All the times you swung your d around at the Villages and all that.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, other people assess compared. Yeah, but it's not even about comparing. It's about one. What we anoint is a true assessment. We anoint one woman to be the ultimate judge. The consumer reports. Yes. She. We make her consumer reports and she goes in and ranks the mid level sedans in order.

[Dick Toledo]

Wouldn't you need a range of women to judge?

[Brady Bogan]

I would put bread on top just for the stereotype of Italians usually. I don't know, tall, big feet. Big feet, tall guy. Sure, maybe she looks and she goes, but you know what? There's something wrong with his hips. He's got weird. I don't know. But she just looks at us and says, all right, let me assess this.

[Dick Toledo]

And Brett, ain't nothing wrong with my hips.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care. Because it's kind of like one of those cases where, where like, especially afterwards with a woman or something like that, not even in general. It's just like, I'm done.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care. I was there. Yeah, Already conquered.

[John Holmberg]

I got it.

[Brady Bogan]

I find it. I think it would be great. Go in another room and just drop TR and stare. Then she just looks at it, goes, thank you, sir. And then she hits her notepad next to in there, and you're just here. I think it be funny. It wouldn't bother me at all.

[Dick Toledo]

I'd come out, like, laughing myself.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't bother me at all because I know it's not like, oh, my God, you're deformed. It's just like the other three guys are more desirable. Okay, well, that doesn't mean I'm undesirable. And. And on the whole, just in this room, I'm in fourth place.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm 56. If I get 20 more years of. Of that story.

[Brady Bogan]

You go on the radio all the time talking about how you can barely get it up anymore. Not that. See? Hilarious. And you can fluff it. You can do whatever you want. If you want to go in there with a pole.

[Dick Toledo]

What kind of prep do we have?

[Brady Bogan]

Whatever you want to do. You go in presenting how you feel like. It's like one of them Top Chef shows. Go to the judges. And here's the box. This is my. Except Gordon Ramsay, you donkey. Donkey. What is this? You got hard for me. It's burned. It's all burned up.

[Dick Toledo]

Called me A donkey. That's all I heard.

[Brady Bogan]

I heard the word donkey. I'll leave as donkey. I had my pants down. The man called me donkey. No, that wouldn't bother me at all. Brady's out, so we already know what's going on there. Do you three want to do it?

[Dick Toledo]

I'm in. No, I'm with you.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it be hilarious. Cuz then we'd be like, we know why you're so mad. Shut up. Napoleon's dick's mad again. All the jokes would be forever and hilarious. The thing that would get to all of us though, eventually would be like, these listeners. I'm. Trust me, the Jew knows things. Hilarious and stuff. Yeah. But I look in the mirror and I'm like, God damn it. Should I get a nose job? No.

[John Holmberg]

Take Jennifer Gray.

[Brady Bogan]

It takes all the fun away. Yeah, I always think that's funny that guys wieners are so, like off limits for that. But if we all stood in a room and said, rank us one through four. Four. Somebody's coming in fourth.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't bother me.

[Dick Toledo]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

If a crazy lady came in here and said, brady, Toledo, Brett, John, I didn't want to banger anyway. That's exactly.

[Dick Toledo]

We justify it.

[Brady Bogan]

Any way around. Lesbian.

[John Holmberg]

Luke from Icon said, we need a lesbian to do it. That way there's no bias.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly right. It's not a sexual attraction.

[Dick Toledo]

No offense to her, but if Lady J comes in, she's.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I don't want to show Lady J that she'll beat us. Let me show you what a real one looks. Tell you what, man, this is nothing compared to what I'm packing. We should have brung your calf into the room and painted a urethra on it. Thanks, Lady J. No, what happens are out.

[Dick Toledo]

We need people with experience.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. We have somebody who knows their way around one. Yeah. Maybe a gay guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Truest assessment, I'm out on that one.

[John Holmberg]

I'm with Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Terrence.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sidelining with Brady on that one. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You wouldn't let a gay guy look.

[John Holmberg]

At your wiener and go, pretty good lining with Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's see where we stand in the gay community.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm in.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd do that.

[John Holmberg]

I'll take the L.

[Brady Bogan]

You guys wouldn't want. They're not interested in you, you arrogant bastards. You arrogant pricks. Think. Well, if a gay guy sees it, get a taste for human flesh, we're gonna have to put him down.

[Toledo]

I can't create that monster.

[Brady Bogan]

I couldn't possibly show it to if I walked into a gay bar and whipped it out. I'd be running like Forrest Gump. There'd be thousands of people chasing me.

[Dick Toledo]

It' flesh hanging off my bones.

[John Holmberg]

Call me Terence.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's gonna look at your wiener and go, that's it. If he kissed it, I'd have to cut it off. I'll get Michael and Troy to come in here and do a couple's assessment.

[John Holmberg]

At the end of the show, you guys go home to your wives and say, yeah, good enough for her.

[Brady Bogan]

It's good enough. Yeah. Look, I know it's not. I know it's not great or terrible. Where's it stand in my current company?

[John Holmberg]

Few of you guys want to. Want you to go up against Beth. You want a top morning show? Let's see who's top morning show if.

[Brady Bogan]

We'Re doing ratings every month. It's fair. It's fair. Beth, let's get out there. Let's do this. Hey, they do it all the time. We love being ranked. We love being judged. What if New Times did we looked at all the penises of morning radio hosts and here's the ranking. She'd be like, damn it, Mountain man Jay isn't really a morning guy. Starts nine.

[Dick Toledo]

Most reconstructed. John, Jane, Rich.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, that doesn't count. No, that's. That's almost like. That's like trans and women's sports. That guy is. You know, that's a. That's an artifact.

[Dick Toledo]

Be in the same arena.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It can't be medically altered.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Donovan says that Toledo should have Paula, the Toledo hater, do it. Maybe she'll change your assessment of you.

[Brady Bogan]

Or maybe we just lean him up against a hole in the wall so she can't know it's Toledo, even though the. The fact that the urethra is frowning. Brady's already ruined it. I think it would be fun now if we had a girl come in and just rank us like we did it in the milk contest.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Rank, rank, rank. You're in. Last year, in first. We do it all the time.

[John Holmberg]

Aiden, our trans guy, said he'd be in.

[Brady Bogan]

Zayden know his way around a wiener.

[John Holmberg]

I would imagine he's not gay. Yeah, but wait.

[Brady Bogan]

He used to be a woman.

[Dick Toledo]

Used to be a woman, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Doesn't even have. Now we're confused. I don't know which one you go after.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, but then Aiden said. But I might win.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait, Aiden was a. Is a. I think was. The other. Aiden's a guy now.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, now he's a guy.

[John Holmberg]

I don't Know, he's saying he might win, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Refresh our memory. Aiden.

[John Holmberg]

He must have had a.

[Toledo]

Hasn't had the operation yet, I don't think.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he was saving up, I thought.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I don't think he's at the.

[Brady Bogan]

The goal of having the wiener.

[Toledo]

Of raising enough money.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know if it's. Raising money. Doesn't have the wiener yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Can you send us pictures of.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that was the other one.

[Dick Toledo]

That was the other one.

[Brady Bogan]

That was Peyton.

[Dick Toledo]

Peyton.

[Brady Bogan]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No trans. No trans people allowed in the judgment or in the contest. It's a sport. There's no trans in that.

[Dick Toledo]

Why not? Sir, would you show your wang?

[Brady Bogan]

I would show my wang to just about anybody I could get. We'd want to know that, too.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to. You want to watch entire countries. Trees lose power in the world. Oh, have all the world leaders stand there and pull one out. Xi Jinping's gonna be like Brady. I don't know why we do that. This dumb. Because you know you're gonna lose money.

[Dick Toledo]

Then there's Macron, just.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Flopping out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and the contingency from the continent of Africa has now arrived. All right, boys, time to go. Let's get out of here. We're gonna cut funding. We're gonna put tariffs on their giant wieners. What's next? Let's see whose works best. Let a gay guy blow you so you can prove they're not gay. And I can do it. I can do it. All right. Well, Brian, I thought it was a good idea, but Brady ruined it. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Bungarts to stand in for Brady, you.

[Brady Bogan]

Can have a surrogate and representing the penis of Brady Bogan, Dan Von Garts. All right, never mind then.

[Toledo]

Don't let me stop you.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you guys go. We can't do it now because if you don't, you're still going to be the one that takes all the jokes. And you're going to be the one.

[Toledo]

I know. It doesn't matter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you'll be getting mad. No, what if you. What if you hog out?

[Toledo]

It doesn't matter.

[Brady Bogan]

What if it turns out we're all pimples and you hog out? You wouldn't. You'd be killing.

[Toledo]

Would ruin the show.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it would.

[Toledo]

Oh, you could recover cover.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think I'd be just fine. I think I'd be just fine. I'd be laughing hysterically if you guys all had hogs and I was. I'd be dying laughing hilarious like, geez Louise, and this, I'm in a meat locker. I'd be having a field day with it. Wouldn't bother me at all. I'm willing to. Brett, you get Michael and Troy down here and take a look at these things.

[John Holmberg]

No, I said I'm out on that one. All right, I'll be Terence on that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Who else we could get? Maybe just a volunteer.

[John Holmberg]

Carrie Lake. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Governor Lake comes in. Yeah. All right. Well, Brian, I call that a crank. Oh, yeah. Take out your wiener now. I did. Oh, no. I got Marvin Gaye going in the background. I thought you'd.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry, I was a little.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Sorry. We didn't know Carrie was coming in to judge our penises. There it is. Oh, yeah. Governor Carrie Lake is here right now ready to take a look at the wiener. Brady just broke out. His lady buttoned and started crying. See? It would be fun. And Britt, turns out he's got a vagine. What if Brett had a vagina? And we found that out through this contest. And how fun would that be for the next couple years?

[Toledo]

I'd feel.

[John Holmberg]

I'd never leave the house. I just.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would you feel horrible?

[Toledo]

Because that's the actual. I mean, that's just.

[Brady Bogan]

If he gets in a contest of dick judging.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's got a vagina. Deserves.

[Toledo]

It would be very shocking, first of all.

[John Holmberg]

But then hilarious hysterics at home, fiddling all day long.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't be here. Yeah, he would know. Of course he would know. And then we would. And the doors of comedy would swing wide open.

[John Holmberg]

Aiden just said, still have all the manufactured parts, guys, but I can't help if I have a bde.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, oh, okay. I get the carry, like energy, but just doesn't have one yet. That's not what we're asking about. But, you know, what did you dabble with before you started making all the swaparoos? I don't know. It's. It's an interesting.

[John Holmberg]

Ex girlfriend worked for a urologist and she seen so many cranks. It was a compliment that she loved mine.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the thing. When the girl shaved me at the. The. At the urologist and I said, it's pretty cold in here. And she goes, don't worry about it. We don't judge. I mean, she was essentially saying, you're one of the smaller ones I've ever seen. Don't worry about it. I'm not going to judge you out loud. Well, you just did by saying, I don't judge. Because if you were like a Normal. If it was normal, you'd have said, you got nothing to Worry about.

[John Holmberg]

Or Dr. Lynn going, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, hilarious. Why you want vasectomy? Nobody have sex with this.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I guess that's good.

[Brady Bogan]

See, there you go.

[Toledo]

He didn't laugh, but. And then his assistance when I had to pull my stint out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, that's.

[Toledo]

I said the same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

You're buttoned up with a stint in.

[Toledo]

It's cold.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's judging you with a stint in. Stint. You're not. You're not. You're not at your best with a stint in your wiener. That thing is shriveled. And that's understandable. Yeah, you whip it out at a doctor's office. You're sitting there going, I. All right. We should have a doctor do it. The lady that works at the urologist would be a good one. So how about this is the thing that replaces the MILF contest, a mother's day dick contest. I think that's great. Call your mom afterwards and tell her you won. And I don't think there'd be any winning and losing. Just honest reviews and not of performance. You could be the best one on just a lady's first reaction.

[Toledo]

He's in.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale will do it. He's horrendous to look at the lady. Doesn't want to watch Dale. All right. Dale's in. Said if Toledo's head is anything like his hog, he's packing beer cans down there. You guys better be careful. David's right. Toledo's the one. Toledo's the sleeper. He's the. The pick to click the head on that dude, be careful. Thing probably looks like a holding an apple. One of them. Not a red delicious either. Honey crisp, those big ones. All right, well, we'll try to talk right into it. It doesn't look good right now. Doesn't look good. You wouldn't want to be an even third or second person place. That would be pretty nice.

[Toledo]

I want to keep it a mystery.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you didn't. All this we pretty much know you can't get mad even at a conversation of a dick contest. Probably never going to happen. But you got to have some bravado going into it. You can't start fighting. Yeah, you should have fought. That was. You're like one of those kids that didn't run. Guys want to have a dick contest. Not me. Scout me out. Oh, what's wrong with his dick? We're not really gonna do it. It's creepy. But, you know, Brett, you and I can do it later. I Remember at Tony Roma's once the bus boys said something and one of the kids said, one of the boys said, I wonder who's got the biggest. One of the bus boys. The hostesses should know. And I swear to God, this kid named Rob who just recently passed away, probably cause his blood flow. This boy Ronson put his on the bar. He's like, see, the Rob kid just rolled it like a red carpet. The thing came piling out of there. I'm like, jesus Christ. It was huge. Yep. I think we have a winner here.

[John Holmberg]

And then Burl just whip out enough to win.

[Brady Bogan]

And then we just laughed and laughed and laughed for months and days about the kids who wouldn't participate or the one that came in second because he thought he had a one and he just got clobbered.

[John Holmberg]

Billy said if I had a vagina, I'd be giving myself five across the mouth every day.

[Brady Bogan]

What were you thinking? Smack. Think about it, Brady. If there was an all woman show and they did a assess the looks of our vagina, it would be a 20 share. Like the ratings would go through the moon of like these ladies are having a an unbiased opinion of a man going through saying not that one hook. Oh, big Montana. Like he nicknames them all. Like it would be hilarious.

[Toledo]

Stepped into the View.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you go, if the View did this, tell me it wouldn't be the greatest ratings of all time. It whoopy breaks hers out and it's like, oh, oh, oh. You have what? Somebody's choking Maya Angelou to death. The tongue hanging out of it.

[John Holmberg]

Shows up and be like in waiting. It's so angry.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Got like dirt in it. We would watch that show that the View whipping it out doesn't sound like a good idea. But you're not taking your eyes off that should be a Black Mirror episode. Anyway. Well, it was a thought. Nice try, Brian. Thanks for trying to help write a great segment for the show. But it has been quashed for no reason whatsoever.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure Tripp would love that Trip.

[Brady Bogan]

And get in on it. Jesus, I'm. What place then trip would win. You guys done with your little kid contest yet? Because a man is here, champ. Senior edition coming through. I think it would be great radio and we'll try to talk about get Brady drunk or something. I got some molly somebody gave me. We'll do it at your fest. What do you got on the big board of musical treats? All right, everybody, let's assess it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, I can't imagine. All right, wake up, Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop with.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on. You know what you did already? Brady people already. This is why Brady jerks it in front of fish. They can't laugh. See, you did this to yourself. You should have just lied. Come on. I'll kill you guys. I'll crush you.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Actionrightshop.com Devin says you want to get this right. Get Thriller in on this deal. Some of those folks are packing hogs.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that could be. That could be why the Thriller limping.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, too much weight going once lean.

[Toledo]

One side or the other.

[Brady Bogan]

Wonder if Thriller would get involved in that. Thriller versus Brady. We'll do one on ones and we'll do a round. We'll do like a bracket. Do brackets down to the championship of it all and get a breakdown it down. Yeah, I bet you he said. I bet the office women would remember his birthday then. That's true. Thriller comes in here throwing down a leg.

[John Holmberg]

Emily be wishing him a happy birthday every week on email.

[Brady Bogan]

I think his birthday's coming up like.

[Toledo]

Number one seed from the sports side.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah, that would be great. Then we make it an inter. They can make a full like a building one. That would bother me if Chat GPT was out hogging us like we were. Third, fourth, fifth and sixth to Chat GPTs and the Wangs. I probably suffer from that a little bit. And that's not because of pp.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, not ratings. Rank.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, they were given no talent and big dicks. Why the list?

[John Holmberg]

Pennywise, Bad Religion, Motorhead, Limp Bizkit, Godsmack, System of A Down, Slayer, Megadeth, Snot, the box for Terrence Howard, Judas Prudence, Priest. Ministry just went fixed for the concert tonight and I was thinking Airborne running wild for those kids at the Tempe Tavern.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's give them one. Kids, you gotta learn. Every kid should have. They should stop showing Romeo and Juliet in junior high and show every kid's super bad. This is what comedy is. This is how you guys should be behaving. This is how you learn lessons. You want dipstick friend's gonna get you in some heat. You learn how to run from it. You learn how to escape trouble. Stand in line for a ticket, you morons. I don't care if the cops had the police surrounded. There were 164 of you couple. You could have gotten loose. Idiots. I don't know that. I know this song.

[John Holmberg]

You've heard it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I played it. Okay. Yeah. All right then. Chris Clark says a lot about everyone and how the reaction was. Toledo was very quick to say yes and Brady to say no. And you and Brett are fine with it in order? Toledo, Brett, John, Brady. Yeah, I think that's probably about right. I think that's. I bet you Toledo's got a smoker. He ran in the room. I want in. Like the only time I ever have any victories in life is when that thing's out. And then Thriller's like, hold my crippled beer.

[John Holmberg]

I got this.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. You got it? Yeah, I got it. All right. Airborne. Running wild. Did I do no know this?

[John Holmberg]

I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, let's do it. It's for you dumb kids that didn't run. Always run when the blues and the reds are flashing. Just in case. Wait for them to catch you. It's 98k up. Get them airborne. It's out of control now. 98.

[Brett]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Toledo]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Hello, Happy Next Shrimp scampi day.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale's coming by 30. 30 bucks a hit. 30 of shrimp, for God's sakes. Then he walks out with one on the plate.

[John Holmberg]

Did he have alligator arms or did.

[Brady Bogan]

He kick in for the dinner? He had alligator arms. But he'd kicked in earlier that night.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

His first meal in the same restaurant that night he bought.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, his first meal?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we had drinks and some appetizers first.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was tartar and some, you know, stuff. And then we went back in after with Kevin Ray and he ordered a full dinner. He bought. I will say this, he bought the original appetizers and then drinks at halftime. And at the end of the game, we went back in for dinner and Dale kicked in nothing for that and then tried to leave with $35 a piece. Shrimp scampi still on the. And I'm like, take that home to your wife. I'm dating it, Johnny. And the guy who paid for it was. I paid for half and Tom Sizer paid for the other half and Dale.

[John Holmberg]

You think they made it to the car?

[Brady Bogan]

The shrimp? Yeah. No way. No, they were. They were very expensive and he. He took advantage of the menu when it was. It was someone else's turn.

[Toledo]

On this day in history, 80 years ago, 1945, Adolf Hitler married that saucy Eva Braun in his bunker, then committed suicide. Don't get married, kids.

[Brady Bogan]

Marriage, bro kills. Well, still death do us part. And that doesn't last as much as it used to.

[Toledo]

64 years.

[Brady Bogan]

They're sure about that? Cuz the rumor is he was alive until the mid-60s in the right.

[Toledo]

Well, they. They know the marriage happened, but whether or not, you know, do they.

[Brady Bogan]

I always thought that was all just like fake. And why would Hitler all of a sudden have this romantic ending? What do you need to get married for? None of that ever made sense to me.

[John Holmberg]

Why did we suffer in eternity too?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, until death do us part.

[John Holmberg]

Already going to hell as it is before.

[Brady Bogan]

It's such a weird tale. Like he married her and then they killed. It's like you tried to turn him into star crossed lovers that were just in the throes of a war. The dude didn't marry her before.

[Toledo]

And did he give her a ring? Did she have a ring on that ceremony?

[Brady Bogan]

Shocked.

[Toledo]

And was they would survive the. You know, if they were burned in the bunker. Basically. You'd think that would be in a museum or something.

[Brady Bogan]

Ava's ring. Yeah, well, they didn't find them. Right, so.

[John Holmberg]

They didn't find a lot actually.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, Tamara just said, and speaking of Hitler said for every 30 pounds you lose, you gain an inch of wiener. Tamara says that? I don't think that's true because, you know, going back to Hitler, I've never, never saw like pictures of People of the Holocaust and thought, whoa, whoa, what a crap. And if anybody would have had huge Wangs losing 30 pounds and gaining an inch, some of those guys had lost, you know, 100 pounds.

[Toledo]

64 years ago, 1961. ABC's Wide World of Sports showed the thrill of victory in the agony of defeat. If you remember that 61 going down the hill.

[Brady Bogan]

They didn't show that in 61. That didn't happen.

[Toledo]

It says in 1961.

[Brady Bogan]

It was in color.

[Toledo]

Showed the thrill of victory and agony of defeat for the very first time.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe they always had that because later the dude that jumped off of the ski jump was later than 61. It was in color.

[Toledo]

I thought 61. We had color.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they wouldn't. No, they didn't. They wouldn't have had. I think that was even in the 72 Olympics, the dude that crashed out on that. They probably changed the agony to feat later because in 1961, I don't think they were shown.

[Toledo]

Yeah, pull up the 61 if you can, Brett, but that dude. 45 years ago, 61.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll find out who the dude was.

[Toledo]

Wild world.

[Brady Bogan]

Who was the agony of defeat? Ski jumper.

[Toledo]

Because I always heard the guy die.

[Brady Bogan]

That would have happened. Or broke his. I don't think he died. They wouldn't have shown that. They wouldn't use that as their intro. The dude dude was dead.

[Toledo]

He definitely.

[Brady Bogan]

That wouldn't have happened. Even if he broke his neck. Maybe he had to have recovered. He couldn't be in a wheelchair or anything. You're not showing that. That's like saying Ryan Shazier is your agony of defeat.

[Toledo]

He's definitely a rag doll.

[Brady Bogan]

Truth.

[Toledo]

Not even a little jump.

[Brady Bogan]

Horrible about. No, it was the. It was the ski jump.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The dude just misses. He falls off before he. Everybody remembers if you're. If you were a kid and that was. That was shown. It's the only part of the show I ever watched. Wide World of Sports was terrible.

[John Holmberg]

Vinco.

[Brady Bogan]

What year does it happen? Because he just eats it. He doesn't even.

[John Holmberg]

March is 70.

[Brady Bogan]

70. It's almost like he falls asleep in West Germany.

[Toledo]

I wonder what the first.

[Brady Bogan]

Roll it out and back in 61. They wouldn't have shown people something that horrible. You're still. You were still dealing with like, you know, real basic stuff. In 61, TV was only like 13. And just for maybe five or six years.

[Toledo]

That would be the first time that I hear it.

[Brady Bogan]

They had said agony of defeat.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But they didn't use him as the agony. Defeat Until I mean somebody saw that and said, we got a new agony of defeat guy. And they use that for 15 years.

[John Holmberg]

This may be.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I wonder how long that dude.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like he's narcoleptic. He just. He's going down the ski jump and then just goes. That falls asleep. Batas the Yugoslavian, the youngster is inexperienced. He fell on his first job. This can't be it. This is mid-80s where he drops.

[Toledo]

That's him.

[Brady Bogan]

That is the agon fee.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, baby. Oh. They just had different graphics up. That must have been a re. Yeah, but it was. The agony defeat guy was all Vinco Bogata. What a. What a miserable route that was. Oh, such a huge explosion. You know who the original agony of defeat was?

[Toledo]

44.

[John Holmberg]

That's what it comes up.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, it was 1961 when the show said thrill of victory. And I knew that can't be because it didn't happen. I knew it happened after color TV.

[Toledo]

44 years ago, 1981, Van Halen released their fourth album, Fair Warning.

[John Holmberg]

My favorite.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a great one. Women and children. Probably the least of the Van Halen. I didn't like 1984 outside of the hits.

[John Holmberg]

But that diver down was kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

Diver down a lot of those covers. Yeah, they got a little sloppy on that one.

[Toledo]

17 years ago, Grand Theft Auto 4.

[Brady Bogan]

Was released and took up almost my entire year. 17 years. I ran home to play Grand Theft Auto 4.

[Toledo]

So great couple of basis fun facts. The bankrupt TGI Fridays only has 6085 restaurants left in the United States. There are around 600 locations in its peak in 2008.

[Brady Bogan]

Which one?

[Toledo]

TGI Fridays. The place where people disappear the most in the US is an area called the Alaska Triangle, which is mostly wilderness. Since 1988, more than 16,000 people have disappeared there.

[Brady Bogan]

Like just vanished. There's wander around the woods.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there a city that people. Where people live. They're getting eaten by bears.

[Toledo]

That's what I'm wondering. How many were feasted upon?

[Brady Bogan]

16,000 people don't just disappear and you don't find some bones. They're eating them. Check the caves. There's some very well fed bears in that area.

[Toledo]

The US only drinks the 24th most coffee per capita in the world.

[Brady Bogan]

I think Europe's got us.

[Toledo]

People in Finland drink three times more coffee.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Toledo]

More than half of the mushrooms in the US come from one county in Pennsylvania.

[Brady Bogan]

Those are some stats. Ian Schwartz says no rabbi ever pointed out. John, what you just did. And I said the thing about the dongs, he said yes and he put some quotes. The worst part of the Holocaust was you lost all that weight and finally got a big. Why women say that you lose 30 pounds, you gain an inch. I don't think that's true. I think it looks like you gain an inch. Visually, every 30 pounds is probably another inch. You see, it doesn't mean you're growing. It just means you can finally see it. Like Ms. Pat said, she wants to lose weight so she can see her vagina again. She hadn't seen it without a mirror in years.

[Toledo]

John, this would have helped you from your weekend and Vegas. A study out of Florida Atlantic University found that you're more likely to get sunburned when you've been drinking. For obvious reasons. They said they talked to a bunch of people who'd recently been burned. And around one in five said alcohol was a factor. 22% admitted they had a few drinks. It's because you're less likely to apply sunscreen when you're tipsy, more likely to misjudge how long you've been in the sun.

[Brady Bogan]

That was it. Nothing to do with sunscreen.

[Toledo]

So the advice is put it on before you go drinking if you know you're gonna be out in the sun.

[Brady Bogan]

The advice is don't go into the sun on a 77 degree day with a black guy. They don't change color and you can't gauge where you're at.

[John Holmberg]

They don't change color.

[Dick Toledo]

And also I heard it too.

[Brady Bogan]

It's true. We change color. They don't. Trust me. I have scientific knowledge of this after this weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Also, where's the science news?

[Brett]

Music?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't. Yeah, give me some science. Do not, I repeat. There we go. I'm Professor John Wilmer and this is your science News. Also, don't hang out with a black guy in the sun on a 77 degree day drinking if he's hilarious. The two of you make each other laugh and you're having the time of your lives. The next thing you know, it's 4 o' clock, he's still black and you look like you look like a tomato. What's he supposed to turn a collar? And evidently they hate us so much they won't warn us when we're dying.

[John Holmberg]

Watch this. Cracker.

[Brady Bogan]

Joe probably just said this. This could burst into flames right in front of me. Doesn't even care. I'm just. Let him cook. I like a good barbecue. Never had cracker meat. That's never. That's your science News. Yeah, no, you don't do it. Joe looked exactly the same. Same. And I don't use sunscreen. I've got my whole thing on that I cover up. I'm usually really good at like, you know what I'm going to cover up. That's how you get rid of it. I don't believe a chemical is safer than the sun. And I've made mistakes. I do believe you have to not burn, but that's up to me. And the more sunscreen you apply on your body, the less your body does next time you're in the sun. It's like those testosterone treatments. They always warn you, you got to be careful because when you go off of it, it's hard for your body to start reproducing again. Again, tons of medicines that you take stop your body from naturally doing what it does because the medicine takes over. Same with sunscreen. You apply that stuff and your body's like, oh, you got this. I won't apply any more melatonin or pigment or whatever I'm supposed to be doing because you're doing it. And when you forget, it's more dangerous. So the key to it is, is T shirts. And I'm going to go off on my tangent again. I actually looked into this and I don't look into anything like this. This is an interesting true science. More stuff science. The Middle east, sorry, does not have a problem with skin cancer. Yeah, they fully cover, they dress like beekeepers and they don't have arrogant egos.

[Dick Toledo]

And in dark colors.

[Brady Bogan]

We demand tank tops and baby shorts. Standing outside like I did like a and exposing ourselves to the sun. And they do everything they can not to. And they don't have a skin cancer problem. They don't really use sunscreen. It's up to us. And I an idiot. I'm that for fully admit if I get skin cancer, it's because I was stupid, not because of sunscreen. The rest of me didn't burn. I never use it. Ever. My body does its job.

[Toledo]

If you had to guess which generation would have the worst drivers, which one would you say?

[Brady Bogan]

Currently?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, my son's generation.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they don't drive. I think it's us.

[Toledo]

A new survey asked that question and only 30% of the gen zers believe their generation drives more safely than others. That was the lowest percentage of any group. At least they're honest about it. Yeah, 43% of millennials, they don't drive enough. That's generation has the safest drivers. 60% of Gen Xers say same thing. As 63% of the boomers, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

We'Re the worst ones. I think my generation of boomers now. But in the day, they're not driving anywhere. Right. They're bad drivers because they're old and almost dead.

[John Holmberg]

Thank God.

[Brady Bogan]

Gen X. Yes. Thank God. They're all almost gone. What? Jim McKay safer. Well, we're gonna replace them, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but not until we're not.

[Brady Bogan]

Freezing up right here. We're gonna. We're gonna eventually be them.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not holding standards. Yeah. But right now, I think we're the one, because we're the ones. Probably the biggest demographic that's on the road.

[Toledo]

The gen zers answer questions. They said they. They struggle with distractions.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I think they'd be better than, like, Gen X would struggle because, like, the phone thing and all the other stuff wasn't there. The whole, like, these young kids can drive with. Look at the screens. They put in new cars now, so it's like a movie theater.

[Dick Toledo]

And that's why they're going back to knobs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's a. That's a problem for me because I didn't have that. Like, my Jeep was a radio with buttons. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It pulled mine out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, eventually I had maybe. I said, well, we'll get into that contest later. Yeah. So I think we would be the worst ones. We're faced with all the new technology we didn't have when we learned to drive, so we're constantly bombarded with new stuff that distracts us, whereas younger generations start with that. They're just bad drivers because they're not on the road. Road as much. We're out there every day, and we're probably taking it for granted. I'd say somewhere between 40 and 55 are the worst drivers.

[Toledo]

We had that Tesla dealership get vandalized over the weekend, leaving the if. The if tagged on the wall.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

A most recent study of Tesla owners found that 40% of owners report their car has been vandalized, and a third say they're considering getting rid of the vehicle within the next year.

[Dick Toledo]

50 in this room. I know somebody's Tesla. Got it. And you said you know somebody, Dave.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, David.

[John Holmberg]

We all do, actually. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Science news again, please.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, sorry.

[Brady Bogan]

I got an email from an actual black. Everything you're saying is true. And he spells firm. He spells is I Z. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's Thunder Horse.

[Brady Bogan]

It is Thunder Horse. He's. Yeah. Everything you're saying. We can name off our black listeners by first name. Oh, that's Thunder Horse. It's President John or Thunder Horse. It's 100% true. I get a kick out of when I go to the beach with my cracker, cracker ass friends and they look like a lobster at the end of the day and I look exactly the same. But the difference is I'm still targeted by the police. You're just sunburned.

[Toledo]

Science A man named Lucas Brown was caught escaping from jail in Colorado, last Thursday night. He was only on the loose for 35 minutes. He was supposed to be released just two days later. Now that won't be happening.

[Dick Toledo]

Can't wait.

[Toledo]

Lucas was working as a kitchen trustee and was cleaning up for the night. When he went out to take out.

[Brady Bogan]

The trash, he just took off off like those kids.

[Toledo]

There's another twist. He was previously caught escaping back in 2017. So he shouldn't have qualified to be in the trustee position to begin with for Outdoor Access. But he had the role for about a month. Said he didn't try to run until last week. Now he's gonna serve 90 day sentence.

[John Holmberg]

Israel wants to know if your new science thing is science Jews instead of science news.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it isn't. Imagine if I had the smallest penis in the room. How funny the jokes would be when I pulled that off. I don't know where you go with that. Opposite just yeah, the pee pee. The pee pee jokes are go the other side. Giant nose. It's because my penis won't grow in the shade. Right. It's already funny.

[Toledo]

This husband and wife in Humboldt County, Northern California were recently picked for the same jury. The odds of that happening, I was.

[Brady Bogan]

Gonna say that's gonna be the first time that's ever happened.

[Toledo]

There are about a hundred and six thousand adults in that area.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Toledo]

Congratulations to this is where I went to early in the morning. You heard me pronouncing names.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he was whispering names. That got weird. Did great by the way.

[Dick Toledo]

Nailed it as far as midruel Jane nailed it again.

[Brady Bogan]

An easy one though. I was sitting here, I was doing something on my phone and computer and I heard like are you whispering something? Are you trying to get my attention? Is Brett. Is Brett have you held hostage?

[Toledo]

These three teens invented a salt powered refrigerator that doesn't need electricity city and they're going to build 200200 of them this year to for hospitals. They came up with a concept around Covid because the power just getting the vaccine to places to these cities in India that don't have electricity.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, screw that. Let's get to the important thing. Did he really prepare for the news this morning?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, it was.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, he was practicing. He was practicing the name.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not wrong.

[John Holmberg]

No, I mean, I've heard him do more impressive.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen.

[Toledo]

I prepare every morning. I can tell.

[Dick Toledo]

Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

For breakfast. I saw he starts stuffing the napkin in his shirt about 9:30.

[Toledo]

I put the bib on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the. I've seen him mouth out stuff before or I've left him alone where he's looking at a thing and I watch this little mouth start to work. Work something out and. But this was the first time I audibly heard him going. And I even said, are you whispering something or what's going on? And then that was it. He goes, names. Oh my God. Oh, this will be good. How does it work? A salt fridge. It's like a gotta have water too, right?

[Toledo]

What it does is the salt. It pulls heat from their environments when they dissolve in water. Water.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, so you pour it in the water and then becomes like a chemical reaction that I don't understand, by the way. Trying to fix Covid in places without electricity.

[Toledo]

They won.

[Brady Bogan]

They were last on the list.

[Toledo]

They won the 2025.

[Dick Toledo]

They're not on the list.

[Brady Bogan]

It means they're not mobile. They don't have cars. They're not coming towards us. You just isolate them. They were already locked in their houses, right? Like they had houses. They have no electricity. They're already locked outside, just hanging around. They were looking. Kids. Kids. Yeah.

[Toledo]

It won $12,500.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? I got to hand it to you, Brady. You didn't have any phonetic help with this. That's why you were looking at these. Just taking guesses. Tika masala. Number five. Number five. Hot.

[Toledo]

Let's get to some radio videos.

[John Holmberg]

Super soft eyes.

[Brady Bogan]

Large iced tea. He's whispering an order to them. Maybe if I wish it, Aladdin will bring it. Alexa I nash 1 tika masala. He rubs the paper. Masala, extra tika large iced tea.

[John Holmberg]

The guy raising cane's like, sir, can you speak up, please?

[Brady Bogan]

Scary though. If a dude just started floating towards.

[Dick Toledo]

Him, he's speaking up at raising canes.

[Brady Bogan]

On a door dash carpet.

[Toledo]

Iced tea, please.

[Brady Bogan]

A doordash carpet just shot up to our. Whoa. Did someone wish for tikka masala, please? Oh my God. What? Oh, I know which one did it. Hello?

[Toledo]

Thanks, Shadow Hari.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm already here. Hey, big M.

[Dick Toledo]

Mecca Heiny ho chomi shows up.

[Brady Bogan]

I would love that if rug dash showed up for Brady. Every once in a while. Because his wishes came true.

[Dick Toledo]

Here it comes right outside a window.

[Brady Bogan]

Aladdin. Dash. A whole new world. Is that Aladdin? That was the mice?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

The first thing I pulled up other than the friend song by the giant world, wasn't it? Was it? I think. Yeah. I thought it was a whole new world, Aladdin. I thought a whole new world was the. The mice five or no American tail.

[John Holmberg]

It was. Yeah, he's right.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. Here it is a whole new world was Aladdin, if I could be part of your world. Brady hears this and his. His wish is about to be delivered. Flying around on that rug, eating.

[John Holmberg]

There he is.

[Brady Bogan]

He's door dashing around in R. Racist Arabia. You know what just happened? The. Brady's gonna wake up in the middle of the night going, damn it. Because he dreamt it, right?

[Dick Toledo]

It is not real.

[Brady Bogan]

That was awesome. On a carpet, riding around a carpet. The guy's never ending. Tika masala. I can show you the world that you are. I love you, lad.

[Toledo]

It wasn't shag. It was a nice.

[John Holmberg]

I forget who else was on a magic carpet too.

[Brady Bogan]

Jasmine.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, well, Steppenwolf. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I forgot about that. Oh, damn it. He did. That's right. Well, there's tika masala on it. We can. I'm just gonna push this teenager off the rug. This is bad.

[Toledo]

She's writing out a recipe.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm watching her in the window. Yeah. See a guy sitting in the back of the carpet with tika masala around his mouth while he's singing to that girl. She's just 16 years old. You should leave her alone. I told you. Told you about that. This is good, though. Sorry, go ahead.

[Toledo]

First one's a couple of guys trying to use a log to move a. Looks like a steel.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a big post. This is a bad idea. They're. They're using a post as a fulcrum.

[John Holmberg]

Someone's going to fly.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Shots back into one of these.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Incredibly poor people doing an incredibly dumb thing. Well, that's who we were trying to save from COVID with this ice fridge. And you know, they don't have electricity. They got one truck, a stick, and a sewer pipe that they're not using properly. I hate most of the world, by the way.

[Toledo]

Next one happens really quick. The guy tries to go over a chain link on the grocery store aisle.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the thing that closes. Closes the. The. Like the checkout. They put the chain up. He doesn't see it, and he tries to jump. It takes down all the candy. Takes down all the ca. Did I tell you, by the way? I had a. I was watching a thing on the news the other day, and they were talking about a food. Like, you can donate food to a place. And the guy's like, we got a lot of food. We need donated food and stuff. And they said, we got a pretty good one. They showed the shelf he was standing in front of full, all eclipse gum. Like, seven. Really just seven rows of gum. Like, how mean is it to give gum to hungry people? Don't swallow it.

[John Holmberg]

Was this a paid advertisement?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. The guys. We just need donations of any. Was saying, like, we need food.

[Toledo]

And I think they were by the homeless.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's the jackass that's giving gum to their breath is terrible. Like, yeah. Who's given gum to homeless people in the. To the tune, There must have been 2,3000 packs of gum. Gum. This guy's standing in front of me. We need food, you guys. And I think he was basically saying, enough with gum. If you donate gum to the needy, you're a jerk.

[Toledo]

The next one, Brett, I don't know if you've done this one before, but either way, this one's for you.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all the sensations of eating, but it's not actually food. Oh, fat girls on a. All right, that's can't be explained. Two fat ladies on a bird scooter. And then it cuts to a building imploding because they hit a.

[Toledo]

It.

[John Holmberg]

It's funny because they're fat.

[Brady Bogan]

It is funny. It is very true.

[Toledo]

Last one's a little skateboard accident in slow motion.

[Brady Bogan]

He's on the back. He's going up the ramp. Oh, he lost the board. And he's just airborne. And he is now back down. He's going to land on his back and his head. No, he's going all the way over his head.

[Toledo]

The arm.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the arm. The arm is bent. Based. Flamingoed his own elbow. Oh, he deserves injury. The music, the music. By a lot. The. The injury will heal. That music will live forever. Yuck. 311, the doors. Country music, reggae, in that order. But I'll say this. 311 is worse. But it doesn't make you stupid. Country music makes you stupid.

[Dick Toledo]

Makes you stupid.

[Brady Bogan]

It makes you stupid, but reggae does, too. Reggae kind of makes you stupid.

[Dick Toledo]

You're already there.

[Brady Bogan]

No. You will lose IQ points with every note. All right, Bert, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

This one coming in from a new guy from Los Hermanos. He said he. He was Sick of me saying we were light yesterday. So he sent this one. Him.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Come on. Oh, boy. Here we go. Is that like a tractor or is that a full. That's a truck. The big truck sitting on. They're trying to pull the guy up from under the tire. They've done that. He is a holy pancake. Pancake head. Jeez. His head got hit. There's another dude under there, too.

[Dick Toledo]

I think that's just.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the rest of his head. Oh, that's his brains. That popped out of the hole from his pancake head. I don't want to see that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's. That made it heavy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady.

[Toledo]

Yikes.

[Brady Bogan]

What was he doing under. Like, how does that happen? Your head get caught under the second set of tires?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what this is.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's a naked sailor man. It's. He's an African American newt. Oh, he's playing the piano, and he's keeping bass with his penis. Is he tapping his penis like it's.

[John Holmberg]

Like one of those things that keep time.

[Brady Bogan]

The metronome. Yeah, he's just bouncing his erection around while he plays the piano. Dressed as a captain.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, he'd be reviewed well by the ladies.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

He's decided to show up erect, and you didn't have to. You can however you want to show it, but that guy's gonna win. He's gonna win.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, this guy's leg just broke in a kick fighting that just broke right at the. Right under the knee. Oh, so bad.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, and then they step on it.

[Brady Bogan]

The shin. Oh, stop showing bad stuff. Get to the funny stuff, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

All right, all right. How about this?

[Brady Bogan]

Get to a milk and a butt. Oh, this is a guy stand in front of a thousand propane tanks, and there's one dude walking over to the other dropping propane tanks. Looks like they're just kind of counting them. They're doing a little inventory on, like, probably a thousand propane tanks and. Oh, no. Something gonna come through the wall. They're just kind of hanging out. Surveillance is. Yeah. Come on. No, he picks it up. Oh, my God. He just kills his coworker with a propane tank. He just killed him when he turned his back. Oh, no. He threw another one at him. And he's not done a third time.

[Toledo]

Those are all headshots killing us.

[Brady Bogan]

Say four. Yeah. Five. Picks it up again. Six. I think you've done the job.

[John Holmberg]

One more for seven.

[Brady Bogan]

All headshots. And then he done with work today. He's gonna Go into lunch early. He killed his co worker right there on the camera. He didn't know that camera was there. It's a clear camera.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

For a poor person's country, that's an amazing camera. All right. Wow. There's a fat lady with her legs spread open. God. She's in some sort of van or something. How? Oh, she's got a stool and she's using protective. Using a stool leg. Putting a stool leg inside her body. And then when she spreads her. She's very limber for his disgustingly out.

[Dick Toledo]

Of shape, safe sex with her.

[Brady Bogan]

She has a condom on it. Yeah, because this stool might have herpes. I hear you get stool in your vagina, you can get an infection. Well, no, stools in your vagina is back to front wiping. Good band name to stool in your vagina. I don't know if that Fancy. She's liking that the stool's doing more than any man would do to her, which is spend time in a room. Yeah, Chi. Yeah. Okay, well, that was all we got out of that. Some fat lady banging a chair.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's not something she lives every day.

[Brady Bogan]

That is true. I've never seen it before.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here, this one's for Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Oh, there's a sandwich. There's some. There's some bread spread open like hot dog buns. She's pooping out a hot dog right into the bun. She pooped out a hot dog and now she's eating it. Oh, God, It's Japan wiener that came out of her butt. That's it. That's got all K pop at the end. Why did they get cute Korean while that girl ate that wiener that first fell out of her? Oh, Lord. The world is coming to an end and we get a front row seat.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go, everybody. It's 98 KUPD. There goes that Brady report. It's out of control now. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately. At CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa, open positions include electrical engineers, automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers and help keep our electrical operators and machinery running smoothly here at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. To get started, visit jobs.cmc.com CMC is an equal opportunity employer.

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[Brady Bogan]

It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and it's time once again for this week's pick of the litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf Monsters. Go To Turf Monsters AZ.com they help us out at Lost Our home pet rescue. We appreciate them greatly. This week's pick of the litter is a project. It's Jep. He's a special project for that special someone. Jep is one of my projects. Let's get him a forever home. They'll waive the fees. Right now it's this week. Pick of the litter. It's Jep. Check it out. Lost our home.org 98kupd.com here in the morning sickness and cruising through Tuesday morning. Glorious, beautiful day. I just mentioned, you know, inadvertently. 3:11, the Doors. Country music. Music. What was my fourth one I forgot? Reggae, Reggae, all reggae. That would be the four things that I think, in order are the worst things that ever happened to music. Somebody emailed and said, do your four Mount Rushmore worst performers and I'm in. So it'll be 311, the doors. And then you got.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, Got Kiss in there.

[Brady Bogan]

See, I don't think Kiss is horrible. They're just good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't hate them like I hate like this. I wouldn't put them up on the Rushmore if there was a smaller mountain. I'd put them up like if Spook hill did a thing with kid, like put them on a small bump. A small. A hill or a mound. I wouldn't put him on a mountain. And then Jimmy Buffett maybe. And what else makes me cringe? Meatloaf, possibly. Although I did like him a lot in Fight Club.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you're going music wise. You're not going acting wise.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's true. Oh, you know who it would be. It just dawned on me and they're not big enough to care. But this hurt me, this. This disgust. I couldn't look at him and boots. He's in it. D light. Oh, that lady and that weird Asian thing. Yeah, yeah, but I'm talking about if that song. If that's. Yeah, but if I'm talking about if that Song comes on, I leave the room. If we're in a bar and it comes on I'm leaving. It might be the Mount Rushmore worst song ever. No, that and Ice Cream Paint Job, which was a 90s rap was terrible. So yeah. The light is. Oh. Just drives me nuts.

[John Holmberg]

I was thinking to put that over Cheeseburger in Paradise.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, well. Tangerine Speedo. Well Buffett's third.

[Toledo]

But those are, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I can sit and tolerate hate. Cheeseburger in Paradise. That delay. If the video from that comes on, I have to leave. I can't look at it. It's offensive to me.

[John Holmberg]

Margaritaville. And you got these jerk offs going. Get the goddamn song.

[Brady Bogan]

Now if we're talking individual. The individual songs delights on there. As a band. Yeah. Or as a performer. You're probably right that they can't go on my Mount Rush. More of.

[Toledo]

I went with Most Hated asking you. Like I can tolerate one or two songs, but they would be on there and it's more Lou Reed.

[Brady Bogan]

Lou Reed. Perfect. Beautiful.

[Toledo]

I don't like majority of his stuff and I don't think. And as far as Mount Rushmore. Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Janice Joplin.

[Brady Bogan]

Janice Joplin might be on there. The other three have hits.

[Toledo]

Well, Janice. Chopin hits.

[Brady Bogan]

But stuff that people that. That aren't horrible. The majority of everybody's stuff's bad.

[Toledo]

That's.

[Brady Bogan]

You know. When you get into that one.

[Toledo]

Like. I mean, like I don't mind Neil Young when he's with Crosby, steals. Nash Young. I'm a little more tolerable.

[Brady Bogan]

See, I would say those songs. Mount Rushmore of Hate would have to be a band that you don't like anything. The Mount Rushmore of Hate has to be. I can't. There's no songs that I can even talk tolerate. And I know for a fact it's 3:11 the doors. I can tolerate, man. Well, yeah. You don't have to have my list.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

311 the doors.

[Toledo]

I'm trying to. I was trying to.

[Brady Bogan]

Trying to think of two more that I. I want to make it like Jimmy Buffett. That fourth one's a toughie. Somebody says Corey Feldman. Absolutely not. I enjoy.

[John Holmberg]

Mine is the island of Jamaica, everybody. That's all reggae. So. So.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, then you get into the Caribbean and all that.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's see.

[Brady Bogan]

I have to be a thing.

[John Holmberg]

The Dead.

[Brady Bogan]

Grateful Dead. There it is. Fish passes. The Dead Dead and Fish are close.

[John Holmberg]

Buffett.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I'm with you. And I got.

[John Holmberg]

And I got Marley and Green Day tied For fourth.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I hate them. You know that.

[Brady Bogan]

I do. But I. I mean, I get why.

[John Holmberg]

I know why people like him. I just hate them.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't think they'd be Mount Rushmore bad.

[John Holmberg]

They're pretty bad.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good list. Fish dead. What was your other one?

[John Holmberg]

Buffett.

[Brady Bogan]

Buffett. And yes. Okay. It's a good list. And you made me put Fish up on mine, too.

[John Holmberg]

They're so bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Fish is up there.

[Dick Toledo]

Boston for me is.

[Brady Bogan]

You hate Boston so much. And that doesn't make any sense.

[Dick Toledo]

Putting Credence on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Credence Clearwater Revival.

[Dick Toledo]

Danzig and Starship. Not Jefferson. Starship. Starship.

[Brady Bogan]

The Sarah. And we built this city. You're out of your mind.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple of Starship is awful. Starship's fantastic.

[Dick Toledo]

Was never a misfit. Thomas never got Danzig. And meeting him, he was an.

[Brady Bogan]

Misfits are up there. Misfits. I don't get. I didn't.

[Dick Toledo]

I never listened to the misfits. But he's just it.

[John Holmberg]

I like the misfits.

[Brady Bogan]

Douche. I can like. The Cure is sitting there knocking on the Rushmore door. But I kind of like a little bit of some of it. Like, all right. I can. It's Friday, I'm in love. I just. Just hate his voice. But their songs are. Some of them are okay. Like when I hear the big. The beginning. And then he goes. That thing. He starts screaming like a clown chasing a baby.

[Dick Toledo]

Why can't I get really bad in that one?

[Brady Bogan]

What does he scream in the play? The beginning of that. Why does he. The. I'm the Friday, I'm in love in the beginning. He just is in the beginning or the middle.

[Toledo]

I think it's. I thought it was.

[Brady Bogan]

Shouts out this clown scream.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Like right now. I'm not hating it.

[John Holmberg]

It's a happy pocket.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Once that clown starts singing. Yeah. This is fun here. This doesn't bother me at all. What's this? If I was in my car, like, it was fun. Who did this? What was this? REM or something. I'm having a good time. And then I see the change going. Yeah, what's that? And then you show me a picture. I'm like, jesus Christ. Check his storm cellar. He's got kids in it. And he sounds like he's about to do this. It's that cruddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That just in the middle of it, he just loses his mind with every noise he makes. He amplifies it. I really hated Europe. I hated when English people Started singing with their accent in the 80s and they got all sad and weird like that idiot can't stand this. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I like wieners in my hand. It's Friday. Touch my butt. Like for me.

[Dick Toledo]

He seems more normal in that one. And why can't I be you? Is. It's the one where he.

[Brady Bogan]

Why? Who taught that chicken how to talk?

[Dick Toledo]

Every mannerism you talk about is in this song.

[Brady Bogan]

You know who's on that list that pissed people off for me is Ole Boingo.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I love them. I love them.

[John Holmberg]

I'm. I'm a two songer on that. Weird Science and Dead Man's Party. That's about it.

[Brady Bogan]

Dead Man's Party is the only one.

[Dick Toledo]

That I got deep.

[Brady Bogan]

And then that's just for. To me, that's what would be another.

[Toledo]

Oingo Boingo that you wrote that I love.

[Dick Toledo]

Only a Lad.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they got a few songs that Little Girls. Yeah, that one's not. That didn't hold up well at all. And they're another one that I look at. I'm like, yuck. Like videos. Did them no favors. Yeah, I'm with you on that.

[Dick Toledo]

Who do you want to be?

[Toledo]

That was not bad.

[Brady Bogan]

And you keep. You put a lot of superstars on yours.

[Toledo]

That's Mount Rushmore.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's tolerating. You tolerate. See, you need to find them that you just can't. You. If you hear them, you want to burn everything. Like there's.

[Toledo]

That's hard.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's hard for him to burn anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That miserable. What's that? Fish. Fish. Oh, so bad.

[John Holmberg]

There's nothing. There's no redeeming quality.

[Brady Bogan]

Mount Rushmore of bands that you hate. You don't hate any of them. There's plenty that I hate. I was actually going to walk in.

[Larry McFeely]

Because it popped into my head you were going through all these Cure songs and I thought, what is the one that's in the movie?

[Brady Bogan]

It. Oh, new. The new it. Yeah. Part two.

[Dick Toledo]

The new one.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. They're cleaning the bathroom.

[Larry McFeely]

There's the bathroom cleaning scene.

[Brady Bogan]

Larry. Here's what I. I do the same thing. I just make honks and speeds. Yeah. I mean, like as I'm listening, we.

[Larry McFeely]

Were watching it this past weekend and I had to say to my daughter, I said, that's a band called the Cure. I was never really into them so much.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a clown who rapes kids or something. I don't know what. He's a horrible thing. And that you stay away from Anybody who likes him or dresses like it because it's the scariest man in the world. It's horrifying.

[John Holmberg]

He's it now everybody's yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He is it. Oh, no. The list. I knew this would aad.

[John Holmberg]

From across the hall just said, stevie Nicks sounds like a goat in heat.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you out of your mind? That's a bad.

[John Holmberg]

And he's at the classic rock station across the hall.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you out of your mind? Stevie Nicks might sound like a goat, but she's got, like, Fleetwood Mac and her solo stuff. That thing she did with Don Henley and Tom Petty. Yes. 17.

[Dick Toledo]

John, didn't you describe a 90s concert you went to where every band would be on your Rushmore? I don't remember what.

[Brady Bogan]

I went to a 90s rap show. Rap show? No, it was bad. It was. If you. There's a rush. More of bad concerts. That's one.

[Toledo]

I was trying to think, like, of ones that say, if that's on. I'm just turning around and getting out of the.

[Brady Bogan]

Just any of the band. Like, the second you hear them, you're like, I can't do this.

[Dick Toledo]

Starship Boston All Starship.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't sit through and rebuilt this.

[Dick Toledo]

Jefferson Starship is. Is good. There's some stuff in the 70s. And the first album they put out in, like, I think 81, 82 playing.

[Brady Bogan]

Was the one before Star.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And they're.

[Dick Toledo]

They're not great, but I can tolerate them.

[Larry McFeely]

The Spin Doctors fit into this conversation.

[Brady Bogan]

They can be on your Mount Rushmore. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They put out.

[Toledo]

They got a new one out. Larry.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't mind them, but I'd see why you'd put that dude in that stupid hat up on a thing and say, I hate you.

[John Holmberg]

Which one?

[Brady Bogan]

Spin Doctor.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

12 Chuckles before you.

[Dick Toledo]

You guys will hate this, but Papa Roach for me wanna be rock stars. Posers for tween girls, you know?

[Brady Bogan]

I started to like them a lot more after we hung out with.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Jacoby.

[John Holmberg]

They're the nicest guys.

[Brady Bogan]

They were so nice. And then they did their sound check and I'm like, I've been giving these guys a lot of guff for no reason. They were actually really good. Mount Rushmore.

[John Holmberg]

Jack Johnson.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. This guy says, here's one. Bread of Love. My. My Mount Rushmore wouldn't be four bands. It would be the members of Suicidal Tendencies.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Hector. I could see why people would hate. Hate that. Yeah. Robert. Robert Smith from the Cure is Chicken lady from Kids in the. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody put AC DC on The list.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out of here. Arguably the greatest rock album of all time.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, John, you asked for it earlier. Flip on my station.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a clown who rapes kids or something. That was from it. We were talking about it. So did you attack children?

[John Holmberg]

Somebody gave me the song here. Hang on. I guess.

[Brady Bogan]

What's this? Oh, the Cure song Larry's talking about? You don't even need words. He just puts that. And he's 70. And he still does it, still tries to horrify children. If you saw Robert Smith, even women who loved him in the 80s, you saw him walking around your neighborhood, you might shoot at him before he called the cops.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, like you always say, who's that old lady roaming around the neighborhood?

[Brady Bogan]

Here it comes. You can feel his weird pressing. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Grandma.

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry. So he's putting his makeup on. Wow. Yeah, well, the less he sings, the better the song. Sorry, hold on. Somebody just hit me with. I figured my horses. We teach each other. Where's the children? He's horrible. I hate him. He hate. The Cure is popping up there. They're knocking on the door of my Rushmore.

[Dick Toledo]

They're new, but man. Maniskin.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't remember Manin.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember them.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's the new one.

[Brady Bogan]

Maniskin is the Euro Vision winner song.

[Toledo]

Who's that one? That does he Delilah.

[Brady Bogan]

No, wait, I gotta think of Maniskin.

[Dick Toledo]

Plain white tees, plain white teas.

[Brady Bogan]

Maniskin is the. Oh, it's so annoying. That was men kind of in my head right there and I can't remember the song. Well, I was trying not to. Hold on. Yes, that's man song. I'm begging you. And then the producer's like, yeah, that's great. Do that 160 times in a row. I'm sorry, why did we start?

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, guys, it's Heidi Hummel and Ladonna Harvey.

[Brady Bogan]

Bare Naked Ladies. That's one. That's one Alice Cooper.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, all of mine are the boy bands. Hanson, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC and Justin Bieber. Put them all up there and let me take pot shots at him.

[Brady Bogan]

Not so terrible. It's just not something that sticks. Boy bands are an easy target. B52s begging. It might be nothing worse than that.

[Dick Toledo]

Song in the last 50, you homo f words. That was not the Cure, was it?

[John Holmberg]

Yes, it was.

[Toledo]

Oh, it didn't sound like.

[John Holmberg]

This is a different song, but it's the same crap.

[Brady Bogan]

Here he comes.

[John Holmberg]

This one's on my cult hero.

[Toledo]

Does he have gas?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know when he ever sings.

[Brady Bogan]

He could, cuz all I hear is what? Larry here. What the. Hey John, how you doing? Go ahead, Larry. I'll talk to you later. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, oh, come on.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I hate when they sing with the accent. Yuck. This guy's like mine is the Cranberries. I'm so glad that Canadian Seaward died. Jesus. Man, I nearly curbed my car trying to maneuver. Maneuver it. Try to change the station when they came on the radio back in the day.

[Dick Toledo]

Sorry to call you guys out, but my Mount Rushmore of hate is. Everybody that you play will start with Beck, Beastie Boys, Lenny Kravitz. He says Lenny Crap ass Kravitz. And the Smashing Pumpkins.

[Brady Bogan]

There are people who like stuff that. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. This guy goes five fingered dick breath. I don't know that I know that one.

[John Holmberg]

New band?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that actually is a pretty good band name.

[Dick Toledo]

How is Primus a thing? Please explain it to me.

[John Holmberg]

They're different.

[Toledo]

They're different.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I like some Primus and I.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes when it's bad it's off the rails, but it's. It's experimental. You can't give him. I understand why you'd hate him, but you don't hear it enough to have it be a problem. Some weird stuff in there though.

[Toledo]

Frank. Zach Zappa.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, exactly. Yeah, Frank Zappa's up there. That was popular for nothing. Anyway, I don't know that I'd rush more it, but it's up there. Anyway, I don't know how that started. My apologies. It's gonna be an all day sucker for people. Boy, the Cure. Surprised that little clown's not down there carving his own face in my Mount Rushmore. I always picture him singing with something in his mouth.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, sorry Brady, but Tyler the creator is overrated.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree with that too.

[Larry McFeely]

You should try and do a little.

[Brady Bogan]

Bit of the show one morning like that. See how much all those girls.

[Dick Toledo]

Whoa.

[Toledo]

Gentlemen.

[Brady Bogan]

I meant I knew what he was talking about. The show starts with that. Robert Smith is right.

[John Holmberg]

There's another bad one from them too.

[Dick Toledo]

Every mannerism he talks about his.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, those pinned up pants, stupid clown head. Everything you taught your kids to avoid. He is there. That clown over there. He's going to whip his wiener out and you're going to get kids. Stay away from that crazy English clown. Have you seen our new neighbor with a crazy lady with all that makeup on her? That's a dude. Like can't you stay away from him? Hey, Robert. Smith. So there it is. Yeah. All right. Interesting. Sorry.

[Dick Toledo]

They're not exactly huge, but I've always hated the Butthole Surfers. Cake and Sublime. Sublime got pretty big.

[Brady Bogan]

I like Cake. I'm not a huge Sublime guy, but I can tolerate some of it. Yeah. Anyway, this guy says, toss Biscuit in there for me. I said it yesterday.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, hold up.

[Brady Bogan]

They age well. I'm. I'm a fan.

[Dick Toledo]

Sorry, guys, but Tool for me sucks big buffalo balls.

[Brady Bogan]

Some people hate Tool. I don't hate them. I don't like the people in it. I think the guys are jerks.

[Dick Toledo]

Not all of them. I think Danny's over.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. They don't ever talk to anybody. So, you know, true Yoko Ono, Randy Newman, the B52. Yeah, I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I don't even consider that. I mean, that's just, you know, Solo. Yeah.

[Toledo]

She could be the Crazy Horse.

[Brady Bogan]

I've theorized for years. Giant that John Lennon. John Lennon hired Mark David Chapman to shoot Yoko and he missed. No way that guy was shooting a giant John Lennon. He shielded her body.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe McCartney hired him.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, if you could do me a favor. They're crazy person. You mind shooting the lady next to John Lennon? Shoot. John Lennon. No.

[John Holmberg]

Broke up my band.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't do it. We could get back together if it weren't for her. Which one you want me shoot? The little one with the straight hair. You got it. Oh, no. I shot my best friend. Yeah. Anyway, good stuff all the way around. But Mount Rushmore of hate, it's 19.

[John Holmberg]

That could be a rock horse. Sometimes our worst. Yeah, well, we didn't necessarily have to.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys. Is the worst, most overrated band of all time is Malvo's trunk. You take that back. That was a great song. Sign.

[Dick Toledo]

John J. John, for me, Yoko Ono is the Crazy Horse monument.

[Toledo]

She deserves her.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. She gets her own mountain of crap. I like that. We got hot releases. Hopefully all good stuff coming your way now. 98. All right. It's out of control now. Are you looking for your next career opportunity? Interested in a position at one of the most state of the art steel mills in the world? CMC is hiring immediately. At CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa, open positions with a $5,000 sign on bonus include automation specialists, industrial electricians and industrial mechanics. Join the next generation of steel makers and help keep our electrical operators and machinery running smoothly here at CMC Steel Arizona in Mesa. To get started, visit jobs.cmc.com CMC is.

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[Brady Bogan]

Morning sickness. Smooth cunning on the Coyote. See.

[John Holmberg]

From just Jamaica to.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know where he was from. Bahamas maybe. Okay, where was Jeffrey Holder from? I guess I could look, he's been dead for a while now.

[Toledo]

Detroit.

[Brady Bogan]

From a little place called Detroit, Michigan. Wow, was that smooth Spain. He's Spanish.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Port of Spain, Trinidad.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that? No kidding. Okay. Man, I used to enjoy being in the hallway when that station existed. 95.5. I gotta, you know, how do you tell him?

[Toledo]

I got to hear him call in one time to lay down some.

[Brady Bogan]

He was at the station doing it once. Were you there? Yeah, he was in the building. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen. And nobody said James Bond. Nobody ever said do that again. His reed was the one you got. And it was like that must be what he made meant to do. You're listening to Quiet moods on the Coyote. Like I think that's.

[John Holmberg]

I'd like to hear him like do a reading and screw up in the middle of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, I'll do it again. We'll do it live. Jesus, Jeffrey Holder's lost his mind. Open the mic for me. 95.5 Ky. Alton, who in the is the guy who screwed that up?

[Toledo]

There was two cool things that happened on that when he, you know, came in. Yeah, they'll record. And then that jazz station Coyote brought in, we. When we kicked it off, one of the events, we brought in Tony Bennett.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Toledo]

He just played piano at the sanctuary for a hundred of us.

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty cool, man. That was pretty neat.

[Toledo]

And then gave away a piece of art he brought up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he did. This goes to you, everybody. I'm Tony Bennett and I can remember you.

[Toledo]

I'm champion.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll never forget. You're great. You're the best. You're great. You quiet down. You're great. I left my Heart. Oh, no, it was.

[Toledo]

That was spot on right there. But it was no mic.

[Brady Bogan]

No, because he.

[Toledo]

I always watched him just him singing.

[Brady Bogan]

Away from the mic, too. He always. He'd have it in front of his face at first. Hey, it's great to be here. How you guys doing? I love my. How are you guys doing? Eric. Hi. He always had. He always drifted away from his mic, too.

[John Holmberg]

My Robert Smith wouldn't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, Robert Smith wants that thing deep in his throat. Anyway, it's time for the hot releases, is it not? It's brought to you by our friends at New AC Unit. Gonna meet with Bodhi today. We're gonna do some more stuff, but he's still got a couple days to throw my name in there for the promo code. My name is Holmberg. It's a lot of consonants in a row, but if you put it in that promo code, you'll save another thousand dollars off the already awesome price that you're gonna be getting from new aceunit.com because they have mastered the system. They beat the. They beat the entire thing back and said, let's make it simple. Three easy steps online. Get you a new AC unit, all ordered up, and you will save money because they've got the best deals with all the manufacturers and everything else. You'll see for yourself when you go on there and you'd be like, this can't be right. The last guy quoted me 16 grand. This is 5,000. Unbelievable. And then take another thousand off because I'm in there. New AC unit.com. save time. You know, to save money, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. he took my stuff. I was winging it. Money, save money, save time. Save thousands. That's what it. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. i'm so stupid. I have to read something I've known for years. Just to confirm. Yeah, anyway, it's. Go ahead, Toledo. You do the hot releases first.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't have a lot today, but one that I have out today on Prime Video is a show called where whatever the f you want, it is. Yeah. Okay, so I don't know if this is fashionistas or what.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's that one guy from Queer Eye, isn't it? No, he looks like.

[Dick Toledo]

He looked like Ted, but he's not.

[Brady Bogan]

You might recognize us from the makeover show. What not to wear. Oh, my God, I am so excited, Clinton. We finally get to makeover the makeover show. Hi, guys. Oh, hello.

[H]

Today is all about bringing your fantasy look to life.

[Brady Bogan]

This is new territory. This freedom of expression without rules is.

[H]

Really important for us to get right for you.

[Brady Bogan]

I love this. Lunatics. Lunatics. Allowed to dress however they. God. So this is like when 5 year olds are allowed to dress themselves, only they're adults. Yep. What is the deal? And I'm saying this trying not to sound political cuz I am middle. But there is a fringe craziness to the left that has this do whatever you want attitude.

[Dick Toledo]

Tweed and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

And don't be a normal member of society. And it's usually a certain faction of said left that really enjoys dressing like a princess.

[Dick Toledo]

The certain predilection.

[Brady Bogan]

The gays. I'm talking about the gays. Like they absolutely love going on TV and telling you around it to wear chiffon and like you're gonna stand out like an idiot.

[John Holmberg]

Relax, Terence Howard.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying it's always fashion shows and stuff like that. That and say fly your freak flag. And they just make these. These. That one dude that was on there just a second ago has some mental issues. Yeah. Now they're dressing them up like a. You know, he looks like one of those telephone poles with ads on it.

[Dick Toledo]

Colors that complement yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

They're just going to color their hair into crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

Everybody does the kids say fire emoji. Flower emoji.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Mythbusters guy is now dressed like an insane. Oh, yeah. No. Everybody's walking outside in that.

[Dick Toledo]

Embrace your style. Truth ethic says everything about what you just.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the problem I had. I saw at the pool the other day at the Arias. Nobody's telling people you look stupid.

[Dick Toledo]

Out on NBC. This debuted actually last night. Catch it on Hulu. Yes, Chef. With Martha Stewart and Jose. But that's not why you're here.

[Brady Bogan]

Control his anger. Jeff T has a short fuse. You're more driven by the. So it's another Hell's Kitchen, only without Gordon Ramsay.

[Dick Toledo]

They've picked the worst people to go and try and straighten them up.

[Brady Bogan]

Apparently they got people with anger issues trying to. With knives. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Another cooking show, Chef's Table Legends, is out on Netflix. This debuted last night, so you can watch.

[Brady Bogan]

In the last 20 or 30 years.

[Dick Toledo]

A small handful of people changed how.

[Brady Bogan]

We look at food. Not if someone's going to learn to cook or love food. It's when. It's when. No, it's not.

[Dick Toledo]

Not for everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Here, look. Television with food on it. Yeah. That looks absolutely dreadful.

[Dick Toledo]

Add on Apple tv. Plus this debuts tomorrow, I believe is Karen C A R E M E with a Luxon crowd.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that what that's called? Oh, nice. Toledo.

[John Holmberg]

He's married to a teacher.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he needs him.

[Brady Bogan]

I heard him. I just didn't know which one is. What titles.

[John Holmberg]

Christ.

[Brady Bogan]

No wonder there's somebody Both.

[Dick Toledo]

I think it's bilingual. Okay, basically, this is a. This is a new Bridgerton type show.

[Brady Bogan]

Lots of sex, a couple locks on crowds. Yeah, this.

[Dick Toledo]

This guy's a chef. So there's a lot of chef themed stuff this week. So.

[Brady Bogan]

Are we not eating enough that we have to watch their body?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's questioning.

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on. He's not from Spain. Rockefeller's right. The Port of Spain is in Trinidad. Okay, well that's. It's like Bahamas. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Trinidad.

[Brady Bogan]

Bamanian. All right. He's basically like, what's that hot. What's her name?

[Dick Toledo]

Caribbean.

[Brady Bogan]

Rihanna.

[Dick Toledo]

Rihanna. This one's for you, John.

[John Holmberg]

So I just went with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's what I just said too.

[Dick Toledo]

Evil Lives. Evil Lives here. Best show ever in now in season 13. And you can watch all of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah. I believe on Netflix Evil Lives here is the one. I'm. I watched this.

[Dick Toledo]

This is an old trailer, but this is one of the ones you can.

[Brady Bogan]

He was actually just watching me through the window while he had me tied up. I was gonna see to it that he got put away. I remember seeing blood squirt. He wanted to do this to hurt me and scar me. Some days I wish I would have died. I remember us opening up with you.

[John Holmberg]

The duffel bags and a piece of.

[Brady Bogan]

Paper falls out of. Read out exactly what Dustin had done. That one I've seen.

[Toledo]

He had the urge to feel cold.

[Brady Bogan]

Steel run through human flesh. It was cool for him.

[Dick Toledo]

Watched me suffer.

[H]

Kareem watched me get sick and never said a thing. What I didn't realize was how many.

[Brady Bogan]

Other women he had infected.

[John Holmberg]

He's the only person that made me feel safe.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's also. That dude gave his chick diseases. I remember that one. I can't remember what it was. It was.

[Dick Toledo]

You mean like he had. Or he just went.

[Brady Bogan]

He had them. He's a gift giver. But it wasn't like AIDS or anything. But he like was making her sick. But in the weirdest way. It was so many gross evil live evil lives here. Is that like the criteria is the person has to live with them for a while. It's not like there's where evil lives and you live with evil and they're there and it's horrifying.

[Dick Toledo]

Unsellable Houses is Also Complete Season 2 is out now starting to come together.

[Brady Bogan]

For the main bedroom. This is only good if it's murder house. Unsellable houses because people were dirty as panels then I want like John Wayne Gacy's house style of the other doors in the house. Once we get hardware they're just putting doors on.

[Dick Toledo]

Doesn't look good.

[Toledo]

Putting lipstick on a pig.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, make it so it's like James Gum's house or you know, somebody murdered in apartment. Try to redo that.

[Dick Toledo]

And apparently the ax fell at a lot of the networks this week. There's a list of cancellations. So if you were like these shows don't get used to it. Papa's House on cbs. So the weigh ins are looking for a new gig. The Summit, the reality competition that had strangers trek through the New Zealand Alps canceled anything Citadel related. Which was a show on ABC that Prime Video took over with thoughts of making it a big franchise. Everything's canceled there. Mr. Throwback which was Steph Curry and Adam Pally's basketball comedy. It's not going to be back. And Mythic Quest has been canceled on Apple tv.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know of any of those. How man.

[Toledo]

I've seen a couple of those. Mythic Quest.

[Dick Toledo]

It's.

[Toledo]

That's a.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a fits type show. Cuz it's about.

[John Holmberg]

It's about fantasy dungeons about all that.

[Toledo]

But it's Ryan Reynolds, buddy.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not watching it. Doesn't bother me.

[Toledo]

It's a comedy.

[Brady Bogan]

Evidently not now. It's a cancelled thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This would be quick.

[Brady Bogan]

Comedies are funny.

[John Holmberg]

Puddle of Mud's got some something new. Hey, is it Butomus? Butymus.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. This. He recorded this before he went crazy again.

[Dick Toledo]

Just bipolar John. So this is not an uptick.

[Brady Bogan]

This is not an uptick.

[John Holmberg]

Type thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Very much a bad wiley. Wow. Can a dead man sue a guy for.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

That's fraudulent.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This is Propagandi. I only pulled this one up because the name sounded funny.

[Brady Bogan]

I do like that. Propagandi is a great at peace. I like Propagandi the name a lot. Is the song gonna be.

[John Holmberg]

Getting on it? Yeah. Just because there's not much this week.

[Brady Bogan]

So I'm like oh that's cool and rapid. Gandhi's great hedge Every bell lick every boot make every appeal a German. Prostrate yourself to the killing machine Spare yourself from its wheels. Doesn't make any sense. Better than that Miro so seductively off your tongue. Uhoh.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm enunciating too much.

[Brady Bogan]

Second language. Give me a Chorus propaganda Nazi imagery I'm looking at.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that looks like the Blitzkrieg. Different logos.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, they could be doing our wake up song next year.

[Brady Bogan]

I really don't know which side they're on. That's terrible. It started out like maybe an idea. Propagandi is not good.

[John Holmberg]

How about Blonde Shell? Tna? That's not what you think. I thought the same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

They got a girl in the video. She's a hot blonde right off the bat. Is that her? I think so.

[John Holmberg]

Cool dog.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a great looking res dog of some sort. Terrier mix. Blanchell's not bad. Oh yes she is.

[John Holmberg]

Said Robert Smith.

[Brady Bogan]

The camera got too close. Oh, she's a 90s performer and she's Late Show.

[John Holmberg]

More of the dogs.

[Brady Bogan]

N Leave it on Sometimes she's pretty in the like. She's a two faced. Stop drinking. Maybe I could find you attractive. Maybe I could let you have it.

[John Holmberg]

And she'd have been smashing. Lilith Fair.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This is 1996. This is a time machine. Oh, at the Zone we'd have been doing backflips. That's enough of that, you filthy.

[Toledo]

Should we have Borders?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah. She'd be performing at Char has the Blues.

[John Holmberg]

And let's stick with the same theme here with Suzanne Vega's latest one. This is a speaker corner.

[Brady Bogan]

Luca. Tom Steiner. Luca. She's back. Blood Makes Noise. Is that a song she does? I remember that. Huh? Oh, it is. Get it back. Luca. Eric.

[John Holmberg]

Cha Church.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh God.

[John Holmberg]

Hands of Time.

[Brady Bogan]

I just forgot most of math. Up to division.

[John Holmberg]

There's numbers on them.

[Brady Bogan]

Watch. Starting to be confused.

[Toledo]

Have two hands.

[Brady Bogan]

One, two, three. Etc. That's what my. My clock says. And I just ride Midnight. Sorry, my turn to buy round. Not all of them can sound the same.

[John Holmberg]

Dale's getting hard right now hearing this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but my remedy for han the hands of time. Oh, it's terrible. Oh man, it's so bad.

[John Holmberg]

All right, where's Toledo?

[Brady Bogan]

How come when they sing all of them eventually have the lesbian lift lift this. It's Hands of Time. What's wrong with my tongue when I sing country music? Too dumb. Too dumb to know different. It's the worst music in the world.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's jump to the game that is sweeping the nation. It is NWORD or fw. And today we are going Petey Pablo. This is freak A Leak. You guys will know this song.

[Brady Bogan]

I know freakily. I don't know the words though.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, cuz you probably only heard the radio versions of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it me last time it was me. Are you sure?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

There is an S bomb in here. Before we get to whatever we're doing.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll pluck it out of there.

[Toledo]

Darn it, that took mine.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll stick with F word, Petey.

[Brady Bogan]

Pablo's dropping a hard N. Okay. Mean Frank Lake.

[Toledo]

He doesn't look like he's going to be friendly, but I'm going to go friendly.

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't look friendly.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Was it a mean one?

[John Holmberg]

Anytime when a. Oh, well, there it is. If you can.

[Brady Bogan]

What's it say?

[John Holmberg]

Come over anytime. Call a chick, one o' clock, two o' clock, Ding dong. And she. Right there. So I don't know. That one's kind of like in between.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that one's not.

[Brady Bogan]

It's aggressive, but it's not me.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's a tie.

[John Holmberg]

Go for the tie. This one. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

I think both. Both sides could be argued even though.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But he does look and I like.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? I think I'm gonna take the win on this because Brady said it and I mean, it was bigoted and I won't. But Brady's like, looking at him, I'm seeing a lot of anger. So we're just gonna go with Brady's assessment.

[Toledo]

He was very friendly there.

[Brady Bogan]

He's not very friendly at all. Friendly at all. The argument. If he was very friendly, you'd be the winner. Nope, you said it. Brady. He's mad. He looks mad. He scares Brady. So I'm gonna go with the angry end.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the. Here's the. Here's the lines.

[Brady Bogan]

So I can't see that. It's too far away.

[Toledo]

Says come over anytime. And then we're call chick, 1 o' clock, 2 o' clock.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's. That's. That's hard to decipher.

[Toledo]

She's right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Ty. It's hard to decide. I think it's Ty. That's Ty. All right. There you go.

[Toledo]

Fine.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it. It's. Yeah. Wow, that's a tough one. I might have listened to that again in the car. There's your hot releases, everybody. Brought to you by new AC unit dot com. It's out of control now. Morning sickness radiates. It is. See the. Right there, that's part of our big show on Saturday, you guys. We're gonna have our party out there at the Talking Stick place and they were gonna do the you fest and we're all gonna go home.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thanks.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how it works.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you sold me a Ticket?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, come on.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna go and then go home.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Toledo]

I said it earlier this morning. I just wanted to remind everyone that Travis Kelsey Unfollowed Ryan Reynolds.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a big thing.

[Toledo]

Hang in there, America.

[John Holmberg]

I need to go home.

[Brady Bogan]

But he did it on a mint mobile, so everything's fine.

[Toledo]

It's a Good deal.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. $15. That's right.

[Toledo]

Looks like there's another Miami Vice movie in the works with Joseph Kaczynski. He's gonna to direct it. He did the Top Gun Maverick.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he did a nice job with that.

[Toledo]

Dan Gilroy is going to write the script.

[Brady Bogan]

No idea who that is.

[Toledo]

I think he was in on the.

[John Holmberg]

First one with the reboot with Jamie Foxx and Colin.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Colin Farrell.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Steven Spielberg on Saturday night, while he and George Lucas presented Francis Ford Coppola with a lifetime achievement award from the American Film Institute. And during his tribute, Spielberg named what he believes is the greatest American film of all time, Godfather. Yes. He said, many artists can do, no question, can and do take a bow from their work on a page or on a canvas or on a screen. But our applause for you, Francis, is from a different, different kind of audience. When we were young, it was our parents who we wanted to make proud. Then it's our friends and it's our colleagues. Finally, our peers. You, sir, are peerless.

[Brady Bogan]

The only argument that the Godfather isn't the greatest movie in American history is the Godfather too.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, it's either way with that one. Either one. Nobody. If you said, oh, Godfather 2 is better, okay, They're. They're the best films that I've ever watched. They're incredible.

[John Holmberg]

I prefer one. My dad actually prefers two.

[Brady Bogan]

I like two also. Two's a better thing.

[Toledo]

Can you say that about any other franchise?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Star Wars.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I like.

[Brady Bogan]

The Empire's better than stars.

[Toledo]

There's one.

[Brady Bogan]

Other than that. Well, Rambo.

[Toledo]

Rambo. Rambo.

[Brady Bogan]

Rambo 2's better than Rambo. Rambo 1. Rambo's good. Rambo 2 is great. What do you say? Oh, I thought Terminator two tons better than. Yeah, John's right.

[Toledo]

Happy birthday, Willie Nelson. 92.

[John Holmberg]

Man, he made it.

[Brady Bogan]

Wonder what he's gonna do for his birthday. I probably just hear that lighter going.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, he's. He's chewing. He's not smoking.

[Brady Bogan]

He eats the gummies and he smokes. I guarantee you he's worried about lung cancer. I want to get sick. Yeah, you're good. Fine.

[Toledo]

Congratulations to Jack Black. He just broke a record on the Billboard Hot 100 for the quickest song to land on the chart. It's just 34 seconds. It's Steve's lobster chicken. It's from a Minecraft movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Nerds.

[Toledo]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

From Familiar with.

[Toledo]

Now that movie has gotten to the point. It's. It's the newest version of Rocky Horror.

[Brady Bogan]

People are throwing stuff, and they want people to. Well, they don't want people chucking.

[Toledo]

Singing along.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, sing along. But they're throwing food and stuff.

[Toledo]

Travis Scott was running late at Coachella. Five minutes late.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett started laughing.

[Toledo]

Surprising.

[Brady Bogan]

Damn it. Was he supposed to go on in the morning?

[Toledo]

It cost him 20 grand.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up, Brett.

[Toledo]

He wasn't that late. But it was late enough that they still were fine. 20 grand.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't even hear it. You start laughing, too. No, I looked right at you. But look, when he said Travis Scott was running late, my eyes went right to you. And you had. You were beaming. You looked like you were being tickled.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody wanted me to play this for you for your Mount Rushmore. Because it just. It's the worst of the worst.

[Brady Bogan]

What is it?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, It's a double weight 311 doing the cure.

[Brady Bogan]

Just a little weird one. Rapping this.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't think so.

[Brady Bogan]

Cheer. Chia. Hey.

[John Holmberg]

And they made it reggae, too, so. Just adding. Just insult to injury.

[Brady Bogan]

They should be. They should be. They should be considerable. Racist. Like they're culturally appropriate.

[Toledo]

Are they named after the Call before you dig.

[Brady Bogan]

Call?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Make sure that you don't hit any gas lines or electric. Call before you dig. 3:11 here, baby. Now my friend's gonna sing. Don't wanna hit a gas line or you're gonna pass out. They are the worst. Coming in at number one. The worst things that's ever happened happened to man. Just ahead of 911 and Pol Pot. What happened?

[Toledo]

Two buddies again.

[Brady Bogan]

He's dead now. He just died. Rob McNeilis was the one that put.

[Toledo]

You over the top.

[Brady Bogan]

The best. You got to hear them. They're so amazing. I just put it in there. Chia. Chia. Let's all go. Drop by the church now. What do you say?

[Toledo]

I hope you die young.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I told him. I said, if you make it to 50, I'm going to kill you myself. And he dropped out. 40. That's it. We're all done. Larry's coming up next, you guys. What?

[John Holmberg]

Fan at the Beyonce Cowboy Carter show.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh?

[John Holmberg]

The fight here.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there was a fight?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Scoop Sellers just sent it over.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Toledo]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll be cool. Oh, inside the lobby?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, I don't know about language, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh, well, this was. Yeah, it's not even race related.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

All the. Wow. There are a lot of fat black women pushing each other around in cowboy hats. So it's a lot of falling. I've had this dream before. Yeah, hilarious. Fat people in cowboy clothes beating each other up. I'm telling you, it's because they left the show a little dumber. You can't go to a country show and come out smart.

[Toledo]

That hurts the hip.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, down on that thing. I was like Jimmy Butler. Damn. Yeah, they're frustrated. They're frustrated because they went in kind of smart, and then they listened to country music for two hours and they came out and they're like, I can't remember math. Anyway, we're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Tuesday cheer, cheer. And now Larry's gonna sing. I hate that little white guy. We're done. Have a good Tuesday. We'll see you tomorrow by it's out of control now.

[Brett]

98K U PD all right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get up north to Desert Ridge to see comedy sets from Leo Gonzalez and Tempe at the Improv. You've got Randy Feltface performing. Just Google it. And you're gonna have to go see for yourself on that one. And downtown at Stand Up Live, the very funny Gary Owen entertains you all this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com.

[Dick Toledo]

From Monument Valley to Sedona, Horseshoe Bend, Grand Canyon and more, you might think you've seen all Arizona has to offer. Well, I'd tell you if you haven't been fishing in Arizona, you haven't seen a thing. It's Dick Toledo from Homework's morning sickness. And my first time fishing in Arizona was up in Greer with my friend Jeremy. He was the pro that I'm definitely not. But grabbing a fishing license that weekend was the passport that opened up the whole state to me. And you can get your [e-mail] and discover for yourself a whole new way to take in the Arizona sites.

[H]

Hey, what's up?

[Brady Bogan]

It's Mo.

[H]

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